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Episode Date: September 25, 2023

Honk if you want to get your tailpipe dirty! HONK! HONK! Bryan & Krissy revisit an old friend of theirs...the guy who's in love with his car. Some new reviews We were compromised? An Italian boob massage Happy feet Leave your jeans ON Sketchy massage parlors Puriteens Everyone thank their lucky stars that Bryan & Krissy aren’t on the dating scene No one is a 10.7 (except producer Christina) I love lamp I'm in love with my car A red ford taurus Objectophilia Beep beep Poor roommate Kim Gooood, goood This can’t affect my customer service technician job! Gotta get sparkly for dad Call 626-ASK-TCB3 and leave us a message   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**    

Made the mistake of wearing my brand new Gucci daddy shorts today And I've been catcalled 17 times Like hey boy, what that PP do? I don't know, it pees It's small, it's a little bit yellow On this episode of the commercial break As Chrissy and I have always said on the show

And we will continue to say, if you like it, so does someone else. If you're into it, so is someone else. And there's nothing wrong with that. So long as you're around. Two consenting adults, four by fours. Two by fours. That's over 21.

As long as the car is over 21 years old, and they say yes, or honk twice for you. And Arkansas is the least younger though. Yeah, it's 16 in Arkansas, but they're working on it over there. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, Katz and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the director of attitudes and planetudes. Chris enjoy, hopefully, best of you, Chris. Hey, Steve Ryan.

The best of you out there in the podcast universe. I'm reading some of our newly minted reviews on Apple. Oh, well. And I think this is interesting. I'll read this one real quick to you if you have the time, Chris. I don't know. Be quick. Will you you're if you have the time, Chrissy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is the name that was used on the review. Well, my name is Brian, also spelled with a Y. I am also a middle-aged balding man with lots of dumb stories. I realized I too could have a podcast just as successful as yours. That's not saying much, Brian, with a Y.

Uh, you have inspired me. I think I can totally do this too. I'm gonna call my podcast the commercial interruption. Oh, okay. I am, I am only missing a beautiful co-host. I may need to figure out a way to borrow Chrissy. I love you guys. I start every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday,

work days with y'all. Say hi to Frankie's follicles for me. Well, we will do that for sure. Brian with a Y, you cannot steal Chrissy. And not anybody can do a mediocre podcast. It takes a lot of not trying to get this guy, this level of professionalism, Chrissy. I was with the falling upwards. Falling upwards, dead at.

You remember the other day we were talking about Apple CarPlay and how it would play songs every time. Okay, remember how I was singing that song to you that comes on everyone, some of that falling slowly song by Glenn Hassard? I swear on all this holy, I get in the, it's been playing. Singing of holy. Lion of the William. For like five days in a row.

The minute we stopped recording that, I got in, I went in the car to go take the kids somewhere, and that falling slowly song came on. Not only, not only is Apple music fucking with us in our car play, but Apple music is then listening to us and telling us which song that we are. Yeah, our phones are just listening. They are listening. It's crazy. We've talked about this before. Have you accepted it? Yeah. What are we gonna do? I don't know. I don't know. I don't have the time. Actually, just that they're and try and do anything about it.

No, you're not gonna, it's swimming upstream. What do you, the cat's out of the bag to proverbial about. It does seem very hot. It seems hot, you have a pod catch where we talk about things. Yeah. It's so difficult.

Good luck, Brian, with a while, starting up for something that's successful pod catch of your own. No, I'm saying it seems hard to try and change anything to do with your phone. No, you're not going to change me. I'm updating the iOS and I'm going through the motions and Google Maps

is tracking me and everybody's tracking everything. That's it. 24 hours a day, seven days a week. They even can they even know when you're snoring or waking up in the middle of the night. I mean, I I specifically have my Apple watch. Do you wear your watch at night? Yes. specifically have my Apple watch. Do you wear your watch at night?

Yes, just track my sleep. How do you wear your watch at night that seems so irritating to me? So do you ever take it off? Yeah, when I take a shower. That's it? Just when you take a shower. Just when you take a shower.

And then, yeah. I call gross on Chrissy. Gross for wearing it while you sleep. All those dead skin cells just collecting into that watch. I wear my band and stuff. Okay, well, I'm gonna. I've got the band that you can watch. Why can't we have cameras in Chrissy's house?

This is a good question I've been asking for 300 episodes. Why, just a few, Jeff, just a few cameras so I can check in on you guys and see what's doing. Any of the personal moments, I don't share those with anybody. I'll put them on the server and I'll send a link to the rest of the TCB team

so that they can see if they can find good content. It's just for the show Jeff, it's just for the show. Massage for Chrissy. Massage for Chrissy. Fuck what's that? Well it's from the link I got. I know what it is. I'm saying, what the fuck, Chris?

Tina's sending that to you for you. Well, Tina someone that works on our show, we thought we had a security issue here with the commercial brand. Yes, we've been compromised. We've been compromised. We've been compromised. Brian sent out a red alert message. I said, do you know if Tina's been compromised and you said, what is compromised? Compromised.

Yes, she has been compromised. Lots. I mean, I don't know personally, but I can only assume I've known the girl for 40 years. She, so Tina, who works with us here, she sent around, she sent it forwarded an email to Chrissy that said about that Florida vacation. And then there was no words on the email. It just said massage for her.com. And when you go to it, what does she call it? A dingley, dangly, fingerly, bangly or something? Yeah. It's a place for you higher guys to whack you off.

I was confused. I thought, for sure, there'd'd been a compromise. Is that a word? No, it absolutely is not, but it wouldn't be the first or last time we're going to use a compressible situation. It's a compressible situation. I don't compromise. So we thought we had been compromised. Comprisonal. A compositional situation. Fished, infiltrated, whatever you want to call it. That seemed a little fishy, no pun intended. But so you go to the website and what it is, are men for hire to massage your beautiful body. All with their shirts off, all have perfect 10 bodies,

all lovely men in their 20s, 30s. That's just like a 90-day fiance. Yes, kind of like Russian male order bride on the order in a couple of fingers, I guess, couple of digit manipulations, which, yay, listen, consulting at that adult, I don't have any problem with that. East of their own.

Yeah, I think we talked about, I mean, I know we've talked about this, but you've never, have you, do you get massaged by guys or by girls? I've had both. Yeah. But the person that I regularly use as a woman. Okay, so you prefer women.

Now I'm an imperfect whomever's best. Okay. That's what is the question. I was compromised in Italy one time with a boss. Oh yeah, but that was a woman, right? No. Who was a man? And he was like all up on your boobs, wasn't he?

He was giving you a full-boome massage. Yeah. Did you not think at the moment, like, holy shit, this is kind of weird? Yes! I did! Yeah? But I was like, I've been...

Italy. Toscony. Yeah. Went in Rome. Literally. Went in Rome. You literally do what the Romans do, right? I know, right?

So I went in. That's what I thought about my Buzcalo massage. I thought this is definitely getting a little too close for comfort, but maybe this is just the way that it is the way it is. Yeah. The way they do thing. Here we are at this five star hotel and by five star I mean two star, but in my head it's five star because one star is our location. I was in a five star location. Two star hotel. That's right. But at this very, you know, well-known long-running hotel brand in Rome, and maybe that's just the way they do it in Rome.

Yes, that's what I told myself. I was like Jennifer Innocent gets this done, you know. All the time. Well, I mean, can you imagine? When I came downstairs to talk with my sister? Yeah, she had gotten the same thing, but she had a woman and I she goes, well, I can only imagine what you just Because the woman also massage her boobs, no, but went around and went around like a round Because I'm really easy. My packs. Yeah, and I'm invocation in Italy. It's your sore.

He's using a dictatorial muscles to massage your pectoral muscles. Telling all his friends like, look at this American woman. Yeah, let me do this. You wonder like you wonder. I don't know. It seems a, but I don't know. I don't know what the customs are either. I'd love to hear from people out there who have traveled to Europe more specifically

Italy since this has happened to both Chrissy and I in Italy. If you had a massage, if that massage went a little sideways, like I got a little too close for comfort because I've told the story about the Boscholo massage that I also had a massage in Italy, literally in Rome in in this hotel called the Bowskolo. And when we were sitting upstairs inside of the spa, quote unquote, waiting for the ladies to show up, we were sitting in this reception area, and two women came out at the exact same time.

My wife and I having a massage at the same time. One of them was literally Olga. I mean, Olga. Yes, yes. Right, and older lady, a babushka, a big old lady. Strong. Strong. Big, yeah.

That person had been around many blocks, right? She was just, she looked at the kind of woman you'd want to cook soup for you if end of days was coming. You know what I'm saying? Like that kind of woman. And then there was. Potatoes are involved in that. Yes, that's right.

She literally, she looked like she was overweight, but she was just hiding potatoes from the famine. And then there was a 20-something-year-old Eastern European woman who was gorgeous. If this had been America, clearly we know which person would have gone with which person, because that's just like an unspoken rule. You don't send the hot girl with the married guy you give the babushka to the married guy and you let the hot girl do The wife right that's how it goes be I think that's just like I don't know It's a little bit of common sense being used there But in this case yeah, and so I thought to myself

There would be anything but just to be sure just to be sure that you're not rousing any jealousies or anything like that. This isn't gonna turn into an episode. Or rousing something now. That's right. This is not gonna turn into an episode of real housewives of Rome, right? Of Voskolo. So, but when they crisscross the room

and the young lady started walking toward me, I was like, well, it's my lucky day, I guess, but I was, I love my wife. I'm not gonna do anything. I've never had a massage that's anything but a massage. Right. When we got into that room, however, I think we came pretty close to doing something

besides massaging. I don't know what you would call it, massaging my cock, I guess. But that girl. There's a muscle there. Yeah, there's a muscle right on your lower abdomen, your pubic bone, or the pubic hair starts. I didn't know, but I found out. This your lower abdomen, your pubic bone, where the pubic hair starts, I didn't know, but I found out. That's your lower abdomen.

I know. Why are you rubbing my lower abdomen? I could possibly be tight down there. And it was a rather touch and go situation no pun intended there for just a couple minutes. The only other thing I've had close to anything that was kind of questionable, perhaps, was a fever highway. Oh, I'll be for that way.

Oh, oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. A good friend, Rachel, before I got married, took me to the place. Happy feet? Did she take you to happy feet? Yeah.

Happy feet is the only other place where I've had questionable activities with a girl actually asked me directly. We were laughing. I mean, we were laughing later. And she's like, Rachel was like, I'm pretty sure like that. You were being approached

There, like me too, but we had so much wine You didn't care Clothes, but I don't know The hard ones what the hard ones did did some do you get touched in appropriate? Yeah. Like in the bud. They came very close. In under the crotch. I was very, yeah, all of them. Like he just kind of went like this.

Like gave you a little. Not no penicillation of anything. No, no, of course. But like all up in there. But he was touching your grondal sack. He was under your grondal. Yes. He was fumbling your grondal.

Well, that's funny because the same company, but different location, Rachel and I went to one time. We get the happy feet done. Like it's a foot massage place. Yeah, you get the foot massage up there. But then they ask you if you want a massage. And you say yes. Of course you do.

Now you're all in the mood. Yeah. Why not? Go up to my deck. I guess. Sure, why not? But it was the first massage, well, not the first massage I've ever had,

but it was one of the first massages I have ever had. This, we're talking like, this is a long time ago, 15, 16, 17 years ago. And I had one massage when I was married to my ex-wife, and now this is like massage number two. But I decided to go for it, because I'm like, it's right across the street, I've had a rather pleasant experience, they heard massaging my feet. But it was an older lady, and we get back into the room,

and I don't know the first thing to do because this is the first time But for how to massage so I really don't know so I take my shirt off and I have my jeans on And I love my jeans on because I thought she's gonna give me a back massage Why do I need to take anything else off? I'm such a newbie So I get in and she's like no take out Gina and I'm like no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no. And she goes, no, take pants off, take pants off. And I'm like, oh, okay, I guess, right? So, but she stands there in the room. Yeah, went on beautiful dayway.

Went on Moore's Mill. There was Moore's Mill's people's too. So she's standing there right in the room. So I kind of take my off, I'm wearing boxers at the time. And then, yeah, and then I go to jump back on the table and she's like, no, no, no, no, no. Take it all off. She pulled it off.

Oh, she pulled my pants off. Ha, ha, ha, ha. She pulled my underwear down. It's amazing. It was unbelievable. And I just thought that's the way it goes, right? But then she just got a little close on some stuff. And then I think she was trying to ask me

if I wanted extra. She was like, you want extra? You want extra? And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, extra. I didn't think about it at the time. But then when I left in a couple of weeks later, I was telling the story to a friend, and he was like, she was asking me if you wanted a happy ending.

And I was like, well, the fuck is a happy ending? She's like, well, she would have whacked you off, and I'm like, how did that ask? Wow. That girl would have whacked me off. Now, she was like, well, the fuck is a happy ending? She's like, well, they should've woken up to you off. And I'm like, how did that arse? Wow. Wacked me off. They're going to whack me off. Now, she was like, 80. Who cares?

Who cares? Who really cares? I think you're gonna go home into my own EP. Yeah, you go. Close your eyes, Calgon, take me away. You know what I'm saying? Calgon, take me away. Happy feet, take me away.

I'm serious. I wake up and she's whacking me off of her foot. Ha, ha, ha their foot. That's best foot job ever, Rad. I would love to know, you know, there's a massage place up the corner here. And it's no secret what that massage place is. It's in a small. Is it called Tokyo's ball? No, it's not called Tokyo's ball. But those ones that you see on the inner state. Yes. I'm always like, well, Oh, of course you know, please, is it anything else but a jack shack? It's actually like, I don't understand why the police

if they're so ready to get people in jail. Just don't go to every place called Asian Mespah, happy spa, Japanese Mespah. I'm not saying that every, I'm not talking about the race of the human beings in there, but it's just kind of like ubiquitous, the name. Because there are lots of places, there's one here, it was called Happy Spa, or whatever.

And it's been there since I moved here. It's in a little strip mall, the strip mall looks like a one big house, you know what I'm talking about? Like there are offices, tiny little offices.'re, it was built in the 70s. There's nothing else in there except for an old, you know, uh, Greek restaurant. And that's it. It's a Greek restaurant. It's a bunch of small offices. And on the corner is this big neon open sign that is on 24 hours a day. There is never a car in front,

and it says happy spa with the phone number. Well, you can Google them for a website, and you know what you're gonna see? Nothing. Yeah, not your favorite masseuse waiting there, like not Olga waiting there to give you a nice massage. What you see is women in various states of undress, and some of them look really young.

I mean, it's like, it's clear what's going on there. They're in lingerie, they're, you know, one nipples hanging out. Is this the kind of massage I'm gonna get? I hope so. And my wife told me, go, I told her what's happening, I was gonna do it for show research. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, I know. That's the name of research. I don't play that game. That's stupid. That's stupid. But the other day they changed their name to hot stone massage. The couple times that I... Other game. Yes.

The couple times I have seen cars parked out front. I have seen a big old like Bubba truck hanging out front, right? Big old Ford trucks with big wheels. But then there is always, if there is a car in front, there is always another car that's parked there. Let's call it a Dodge Charger or whatever. And that Dodge Charger always seems to have a relatively big, strong man sitting in the front of the car.

Always, there is always a car in the pipe, eat the muscle. That's right. So I figured all this shit out. And then one time I saw a girl walk out of there She had like a full bag like you know make a bag and a bag and she walked into the bus stop or whatever It was clear as day. What's going on in there? Someone's getting the blowjob. That's it

What who was it that got caught wasn't it? Well, I mean a lot of people have gotten caught But was it the owner of the Washington? Of the Washington Redskins. Oh, I thought it was the Patriots. Was it the Redskins or the Patriots? I can't remember, but even like full on pasta. He was Florida. Oh yeah, they had like a video of him getting a hand shandy.

And he's like, yeah, and? And? Yeah, Dan Snyder. Dan Snyder, wasn't it? Yeah, it was Dan Snyder. But I was the other Patriots. I honestly, we have a friend who does this kind of massage work. It's like sexual energetic healing work.

Healing. Healing work, right? It's a little bit different. It's not like Jack-Shack type stuff. It's, I'm gonna teach you how to be a better lover by actually teaching you how to be a better lover. Hands-on classes, right? The kind of tutoring you really want when you're in this type of situation.

But I see there's real value in this. Listen to her explain it and you have real value. You've advanced. Yeah. Now you're absolutely convinced. And I mean, who doesn't want to be a better lover? Yeah. Hot bone massage is a different.

Hot bone massage. Hot bone massage down the street. I think it's a little bit more transactional than that, right? You're not looking to get sexual healing. You're actually just looking to get sex. Again, no problems with it. The problem comes, the very real problem comes when women are trafficked to do this type of work.

Oh, God. There's the situation that's a little bit upsetting. But I have to imagine if we just for one second put away our pure technical views on everything and said a consenting adults are consenting adults and let them do exactly what they they'd like to do as long as they're not harming anybody that's legal out in Nevada. In in some place some small places. Yeah,, yeah, you can go to a brothel. The bunny ranch.

The bunny ranch. The bunny ranch. Remember that show that was on HBO? I do. It was really fascinating for like the first three seasons. Yeah. That was after a while I was like, okay. I talked to a girl one time at a party that she was there to do a dance and do a a twirl right? She was a dancer. She was an erotic dance like a sex worker essentially

And I talked to her On the back porch for like a half an hour and what she told me This is what you do Well because that's what you do. Yeah, you always make friends. I make friends with everybody Especially the hot sex order at the party Especially the hot girls. I'm trying to get a freebie. The bartenders, the dancers, the waitresses. I'm just attracted to the very attractive misfits out there.

And she told me something that surprised me not one bit. And that is 90% of her customers, 90% of their time. Just want to talk. Just want to talk. That's all they want to do. They think they want sex. But then it's hard for them to get in a transactional mindset.

And what they really are is feeling lonely. There's a lot of lonely people out there. Loneliness is a disease that is ripping our society apart. I really believe it. I really believe that a lot of the wackiness that's going on in this country has to do with very lonely people trying to make sense out of a life that includes a lot of suffering. I know, did you see this? I saw this in the news the other day about the dating sites. Now people are going to like one sheet or resumes.

Or resumes? Yes, and they're sending their sites out there now, or groups, I guess, that you can join that where you can send out like a full resume. Where you got yourself. Like a resume, like here's where I worked, or resume about myself. Resume about yourself. Very interesting, so but there's a swiping or whatever. It's just kind of like here I'm putting this in the database if somebody's interested wow

As much as I'm sure you love listening to Brian drone on we really do have some bills to pay like my salary So go to tcbpodcast.com to find all of our audio and video. Check out our Instagram at the commercial break, our TikTok at tcbpodcast, and of course our YouTube channel at youtube.com slash the commercial break. You can also text us at 855-tcb-8383 with your thoughts and probably concerns. And now let's listen to some sponsors so I can continue to have a job. I was just reading this article.

There's a group. I think it's a small but vocal group of young people out there that call themselves Puritans, which means that they have no interest in sex. They don't want to get involved in the dating scene. They are basically, they're not asexual because that is an actual type of... Thank.

Sexual proclivity is asexual, like I'm not interested in sex at all for any reason whatsoever with whomever. That's not what this is, but what this is. Is a real disinterest in the dating game, the relationship game, and the sex that comes with it, they actually don't wanna have anything to do with it. So they call themselves puritines,

or they call it some people call other people, puritines, which is so interesting to me, but I don't necessarily think it's a great thing. Now I'm not encouraging anybody to go have sex, certainly as a teenager, like it's touch and go when you're a teenager. But as I found out, at the tender young age of 14, sex can be fun and good and and leads to lots of interesting stuff. I think it also helps you develop as a person when you get out there and you're intimate with somebody

else. It's a there are real pluses to that mainly touching boobies. But you know, it's a wild world out there I would not want to be in that world And navigate no Chrissy if you and I ran the date I would be afraid to see her like I just it's overwhelming I think my lucky stars every day when I even sense that Astrid is getting Little irritated with me like I sense that there might be abandonment coming up You're like support message. I know I go straight to my therapist. Yes, save self the asteroid is getting a little irritated with me. Like I sense that there might be abandonment coming up.

You're like, support message? I know, I go straight to my therapist, yes, save self. Yeah, I threatened to throw the commercial break in the trash, take the kids out for a couple of hours. I call diamond stores. You call me and I really care recorded today. That's right. Astrid dates of break.

Sometimes I do that. And. That's right. Faster and need to break. Sometimes I do that. And I'm full support. Absolutely. Sometimes I just know. I just know. You sense it. Yeah. I sense it.

Like a whole day with these 12 children we have is going to send her over the edge. So I just need to stay home, be present, and take care of the kids. Because the last thing that I want to do is lose asterisk of the kids because the last thing that I want to do is lose Astrid but the second the last thing that I want to do is beyond the dating scene I would be a mess No one wants to date

You and I know like we were years ago We didn't get arrested then yeah, but now we're a whole different world. Yeah, I don't think I can talk my way out of the police as well as my That's right. That's right. Chrissy destroyed a thousand dollar drum set. What? No, I'm kidding.

No, I think just a whole different animal out there these days. It really is. No, I think just a whole different animal out there these days. It really is. And one of the, I was watching some dating related content for the show. One of the girls said, so many of my friends are so uninterested in the dating scene because it is so transactional these days.

Literally, if you're not everything I ever wanted in everybody, then you're done, and I'm going to go to you, it just depends on when I go to. Well, I know, and I have watched those dating shows too, like they're on Netflix, and I mean, people have lists. It's like those huge lists of things you have to have. I don't remember. I remember, like, thinking I wanted a good,

a person I was attracted to, and a person I wanted a good, a person I was attracted to, and a person that was a good person. Yes. It was kind to children and animals, but other than that, I didn't have like some big list. We got this friend. Like you have to have all of these things, you have to hit all the points.

You're never gonna find anybody. Never. And I don't even think. And also that person could become the person that is everything on your list If you just give him a shot in the beginning. Yes, it's not about finding the perfect person You're not it's about that's right. No one's perfect. It's about finding the perfect person for you The person that supports you the person that cares about you the person that doesn't bounce on your anxieties

Your insecurities the person who's willing to be their own person so you both are healthy right the person that doesn't bounce on your anxieties, your insecurities, the person who's willing to be their own person so you both are healthy. The person who doesn't drag on every piece of energy that you have but lifts you up when you need some energy. You know, I have this friend and he has this list in his head of everything that he needs to have in a relationship, including she has to be a perfect ten, she's gotta be fucking Emily Raddagowski,

or Lana Del Rey, or, you know, whoever, Taylor Swift. She gotta be the most beautiful woman in the world, and then she's gotta cook and clean, and then she's gotta, and then she's gotta, and then she's gotta, one of my friends said to this person one time, and it was really sharp, but I think the point was well made, which is you're a 5.2 looking for a 10.7. Like you're looking for someone that is so out of your range because no one really is a 10.7. No one.

No, there's always someone more beautiful, there's always some better look, more handsome, whatever, but it's all about the eye of the beholder too. I think having a beautiful, I think it's beautiful is being just a really good person and kind and good to me. Yeah. Hey, Brian, it's your friend Paul. Remember Paul, the painter? Paul the painter from Waybackland.

I told you you were scared of pussy. Let me give you another idiom you can use. Ready? Show me a hot girl and I'll show you a guy is sick of fucking her. Yeah. Just to say that all the time. Yeah. He used to go, we'd be at a bar somewhere and I'd be like, wow, that girl is so good looking and he'd go,

I know a guy somewhere out there is sick of fucking that girl and I'd be like, what do you know about anything? You know what? He was so right. Yeah. He was always right. Paul the painter was like the Wayne Dyer. He was your sage.

You didn't even know back in the day. Yeah. Two things he said to me and they've stuck with me my entire life. You're at the age where you're scared of pussy. Show me a hot girl and I'll show you someone who's sick of fucking her. Yes.

Speaking of sick of fucking her, speaking of finding your perfect 10, Chrissy, one of the episodes that we have gotten a lot of commentary on over the years because we did this so many years ago, I say so many years ago, it was like three years ago. We did an episode about a guy who fell in love with his car. Do you remember this? Oh, yes. And people loved it. They ate up this content. Yeah, there's, and still to this day,

we get, sometimes we'll get emails or text messages about this particular episode. Is it the strange addiction, my strange addiction? Yeah. I don't know if it was a my strange addiction show. No, of course. Of course, like about being in love with inanimate objects.

Yeah, objectifiles is what they call them. Objectifiles. People who fall in love with inanimate objects. Now, you can imagine. A roller coaster. A car. The lady who fell in love with the roller coaster is the funniest thing. The fence.

Yes. Remember, the lady who fell in love with the roller coaster brought another objectifier with her, and while one was fucking the roller coaster, when I mean fucking, she was fucking the roller coaster. She was putting grease, the roller coaster grease, down her pants. Who let her into that park, by the way, the theme park?

It was closed for the season. I guess she managed to. I don't know. I don't know. There's some Jack hole. It was in Germany, by the way. There's some Jack hole in Germany. It was like, this is going to be funny.

We're going to watch a lady fuck a roller coaster. But she brought another objective file who she knew from a group online a group online and that person while She was fucking the roller coaster. She's fell in love with a fence. I got a track. She hooked up It's just so funny the same lady fell in love with the rifle tower. She married a lamp. Yeah, I love lamp I think that's the name of the episode. I love lamp. I love lamp. So this gentleman that we reviewed as a part of this kind of week of objective file material that we did, there's a gentleman he fell in love like a Ford Taurus or something.

And he was really in love with this Ford Taurus. I mean, he was fucking its tailpipe. He was all over this Ford Taurus. He is back. I think he was a Taurus. I think it was a little sexier than that. He is back. My, he was a tourist. I think it was a little sexier than that. I think it was pretty, we'll find out because we're about to watch.

He is back. My strange addiction is back with new episodes after years of not doing new episodes, all of a sudden on TLC, they're back to doing new episodes and some of these episodes are actually, where are they now? Oh, and.

Do you want to see what they are now? As a part of that, they visit this guy who fell in love with this car. I love it. Would you like to do a catch up on this guy? I would. I do have to say with my friend, Kimmy, who's a friend of the show as well, texted me in the wall back and she goes,

I'm watching this show called My Stranger Diction. And this woman is addicted to eating the foam out of the car seat. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, it's a long road to get there. It's a long road from, I don't like carrots too. I'm eating foam out of the back seat of my car.

I saw one today, because I was, I thought about the rocks. Someone was eating rocks. Someone was eating, I found a new one. Someone's eating dirty diapers. What? Dirty diapers. Do not tell me.

We can't watch that one. Oh, please. What are you talking about? Of course, we're going to watch that. Please don't. Not today, but we'll watch it. Chrissy, I was trolling on the internet. As you do.

As I do like to do. And let's do a little catch up with this guy who was falling in love With this car and when I say falling in love with this car I mean he fell in love with this car by fucking it like he this is not someone who says I really like my car This is someone who says early want to jizz on my car, which is Yes, he's licking this steering wheel. He's got that tongue going like that guy in the Russian mail order bride documentary All right, let's take a listen. Okay.

My name is Nathaniel. We're in a country having fun. I'm having fun. I'm having fun. I'm having fun. I'm having fun. I'm having fun. My name is Nathaniel.

I'm 27 years old. Well, it's been 10 years since we saw Nathaniel. He's still didn't figure out how to grow a mustache. He's 27 now. He's 27. He's 27 now. He's 27. 17 then? I guess. He looks like one of those guys that was from our day.

Yeah, he looks 40 last time. He actually looks younger now, doesn't he? Yeah. Yeah, that's that stash. He's got a good one. I mean, a serious relationship with my crew. Let me ask you a question. If you got a TV crew coming over to film you, right?

And you have a mustache that has not grown whatsoever like with speed little hairs. Looks like you're basically 17 trying to grow a mustache Wouldn't you just shave it off just go for it? Yeah, right? Oh, yeah, give that's he's now tongue kissing his car. Oh my god. That is a Ford for us I think I think so Nathaniel is an admitted relationship Nathaniel is an admitted relationship with the car. You don't often see the red Ford business in Chase.

Did they make those anymore? Ford Taurus is? Yeah. I think they do have a new version of the Ford Taurus. But yeah, that would be like a, that might be like a Mitchy BC. We have one that's four Taurus. Best selling car of 1990.

A Cine resale lot about five years ago. That would be baby. That was a lot of first sight. His body and his interior and everything just it's a gag car. Yeah, love. No, it's a male car. Yeah, we learned that last time we did it. Not only this. It's a girl, last time.

No, okay. Damn. A connection. Nathaniel's obsession first of all, I'm not sure if it's a male car. I'm not sure if it's a male car. I'm not sure if it's a male car. I'm not sure if it's a male car.

I'm not sure if it's a male car. I'm not sure if it's a male car. I'm not sure if it's a male car. Yeah, we learned that last time. We did it. Not only this. Not only this. No. Damn. Good action. Nathaniel's obsession first developed as a teenager when he would build. He has the same mustache going on in that picture when he was a teenager. Model cars. But he didn't find true love until he met Chase.

I find this part of him the most sexy just because of the subtle hens and curves. I'll give him a kiss here. And just kind of caressing down the side. My initial reaction was Nathaniel's roommate. He he he he. The lady talking to Nathaniel's roommate. Yeah. Uh, the, I'm not, never mind.

I was kind of shocked. It was kind of weird because it was just hard to understand. So on the screen, it says objective failure is when a person develops a strong emotional and sexual relationship with an inanimate object. Some cases of this included attractions to roller coasters and elevator and the Eiffel Tower, which by the way I think we're all three, it's one lady or they're all three. I didn't see the elevator either, that would have been interesting.

I can see one into Wack often in elevator. Go going down, pain in here, pain in here, pain in here, pain in here, pain in here. I'm painin' on burnin' on burnin' on burn about this before as daily. They don't talk back. They don't. No, it's true. It's an easy lover. You could do whatever you want with them. Yeah, they're easy lovers. They're easy to control too. They don't go anywhere without your permission. He likes a lot of the same music I do. Yeah. We have a favorite song. It's, uh, can't find this feeling of a Oreo speed wagon.

Oh! It's a Mario Speed wagon. Who can argue Oreo speed wagon. Oh Mario speed wagon. Yeah, who doesn't sing along to a good Mario speed wagon song I just want to stick my dick inside your door Put the pedal to the floor treat treat you like a whore. Baby, I can't find this feeling anymore. I do get guess how you buy something for your fiance or your wife. And then usually for his birthday, I try to do something special for him too. I get him one of those oil changes from the Nassau change place.

I have the $50 one. I give him a $60 filter. Every day would be going to the lookout area. Just being against him a little and just be with him. I even know how I would deal with someone. No. You know, if you're part of your family, you have to love them. Yeah, yeah. I do have to say this though. I understand that it's odd and that we're having fun with it. But at the end of the day, like Nathan's not hurting. Nathan is not hurting anybody.

No. He just finds comfort in his car. A lot of comfort. Like stick your dick in it, kind of comfort. I'm not saying. But like he's just a guy who's fallen in love with. He's like, he's an enemy object just a guy. The like an enemy object just a guy the heart wants with the heart wants the heart wants what the heart wants But Nathaniel's relationship with chase goes beyond dates and presents

We have our times when we get sexual Does that feel good? Handsome man. How does a producer get him to do this? We're gonna turn all the lights off, Nathaniel. Now here's what I want you to do. Die time outside, get the car, turn the lights off and we're gonna need you to make out. Think it's like a porn movie, like,

we're gonna have to shoot the money shot from multiple angles. So you ready? We're gonna back you ready? Love you baby. What do we do the most often? By the way, remember we talked about not throwing away your high school ring? Nathaniel's wearing his high school ring. As I like to lean over his fender and across his hood and do little things like that and kind of press up against him.

Yeah, just like for Sanitary purposes, this isn't working. Well, yeah. I mean, if you're the one that cleans it though, I suppose, you know, he probably gives it a good wax and polish before he gives it a good wax and polish. He totally gives it a good wax. And rub against him like that. One of his more bold positions is for me to be able to see. This is like an F1 Formula 1 car.

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe I'd fuck it. Maybe I'd fuck it. Maybe. But this. Not. I think a sex doll is as close as I've ever come to being attracted to an inanimate object. And I've never actually had one.

I just see them on TV. But I've seen videos where guys are like, make full bloom. We reviewed them. Oh, we did? Yeah. The commercial break. You heard it your last. You heard it your last.

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I promise you're gonna love them. Also, it would mean the world to us if you'd support us by supporting our sponsors. So let's have a listen to them and then we'll get back to this episode of the commercial break. He really likes it. It's very special to make love to chase. I am worried for my friend because it's not normal. And he's gonna get a dick stuck in the fan belt one of these days. I don't have to extricate him from the underside of the gruntle carriage. Yeah, I mean, I just don't even know if all of us in my best friend Mary was like, uh, I'd like to fuck your car left, Bob. For the tailpipe of my Mercedes.

Yes. I don't even know how I, I don't know. I know, but aren't there women who like jump on top of the washing machine? Well, that's for like a vibration. Yeah, but separate. I mean, is it really like all that much different? Yes. It is? Okay. You may have people that don't understand and make fun of you. Like those fuckers on the commercial break.

Yeah, but you're living in nowhere, Arkansas. So you can be alone with your life. Yeah, and by the way, if you don't want people to find out that you're fucking your car, don't volunteer to do, first of all, a documentary on TLC and then a follow-up five years later. Nathaniel's so attached to Chase, he rarely lets anyone else drive him and never lets Chase out of his sight for more than 24 hours. There have been times it brought tears to my eyes because I wasn't with him. It worked.

His picture is on my desktop so I see his face all the time. It's not a big word. It's really bothers me when he gets dinged or screwed. It works at all those days. If somewhere we haven't chased, my heart would just stop. I just have to gather myself here. I'm sorry for all that. I am concerned for Nathaniel.

Emotion was, I think life would be easier if he did change. Love you. You can change the factor and object a while. I'm sure. Yeah. Love you baby You clicked a little panic alarm Nathaniel's roommate

The mess you had the best function on the Here you know how they have those vibrators that you can like run Bluetooth? Yes. Well, I have a card that you can start remotely. Would it just start her up every once in a while? I'm gonna give her a good orgasm. Turn it around and off. Emma is one of the few people who know the full extent of his love life. I guess the reason I don't tell a lot of people is because...

Sorry, I'm kidding. I don't know. Seems like it might be... I agree, yeah. I don't know. Seems like it might be the most exciting thing going on in Kim's life. It's the fact that you're roommate, it's fucking your car. I know the response I'm gonna get. But always worry about that little bit of disgust that somebody may have. But Nathaniel's biggest fear is how his relationship could affect his career as a customer service technician. I mean, a customer service technician. I mean, if customers service technician, we find the stupidest names for jobs, don't we?

It's customer service technician. Everybody found out and it'd be worried that it may affect my job, but I'll love him to death. I just want to take Disney Jr off my cable package. Hey, wait, are you that guy that likes the love of the car? Well, sir, you can't take this junior off the package. You committed to three years with our cable company number one. Number two, excuse me while I masturbate to this picture of my car.

I'm technically a technician. That's a technician. I'm technically a tick-mission. A tick-mission. I'm sorry, I'm a tick-mission. Trading for the world. All right, baby. I love you. Baby. Baby.

27-year-old Nathaniel has been in an... To remember his car. And then I get a little bit high under... Nearly five years. His roommate Kim is one of the few people who knows the truth. But she's concerned about how Nathaniel will hold up when people find out about his relationship and wants Nathaniel to get help.

He has chased him. Is he running good? Yeah. He's actually running really good. Good, good. How y'all getting along? Is he still jealous of you walking the car lots in the afternoons on Saturday? Good, good.

That's some real concerns that you're actually insane. Good, good. I brought a couple of your family members here this is an intervention good good cameras yeah I didn't feel about being locked away for 18 to 24 months good good good I'm just here to help for the first time you told me yeah I remember that I was I was really nervous about that. When you first told me, I was a little shocked, but when I told them I always accept you as a friend,

but not everybody in this world is the same. He doesn't know what to be born again. It's a hard road, literally. It's a hard road. It's a hard long, long hard road. Sometimes you leak a little oil or jizz all over yourself. Sometimes you leak a little oil or jizz all over yourself. Give us a stranger walked up to you. How would you describe what exactly it is you have with Chase?

We have an intimate relationship as far as emotionally and sexually. Are you seeing anybody? Yeah. Chase. Yeah, I'm seeing this guy named Chase. Oh really? Where is Chase tonight? He's out in the parking lot. Where is he from? Where is Oh really, where is Chase tonight? He's out in the parking lot. Well, that's kind of a real life from there. Michigan.

He's from Japan. Came over here on a boat. It's a true love story, international love story. And there is it's indescribable. You're afraid you can't even find out. Yeah, I'm the situation. Still on the mind, but I gotta live the life like I want to and not worry about what other people think.

I was just kind of interested if you be willing to see a therapist. When people make fun of you, maybe this therapist can help you deal with the other people that think that you shouldn't be like this. I don't know, it doesn't seem like Nathan much gives a shit about what other people think about it. And or should he?

Fucking cared, Good, good. You know I'll always accept you the way that you are, except in this one circumstance where I'd like you to change completely who you are. I mean, what kind of friend is that? Care, is he's fucking a car, okay? It's a little weird, it's hard to wrap your head around. You didn't have to call TLC.

Yeah, you don't have to call TLC for an update. I think Kim wants to mainly meet it just to be happy. And I feel lucky to have Kim in my life as a friend. Well, Kim give it up a little bit, you know what I'm saying? Give him a taste of what a real woman's all about. Always have been, always will be. 27-year-old Nathaniel and his car chase. The reason this is, I've cut out all the commercials. There's the reason why this narrator keeps on repeating some of this stuff is because of cutting out the commercials.

Been in a relationship for five years. Hands in me. They've kept their romance a secret for most people. Ha ha ha ha ha. Is he actually saying they have kept the romance a secret for most people? Ha ha ha ha. Ma, ma, ma. Hey, hey, darling, come here. Is he actually saying they have kept the romance a secret from most people?

Hey, hey, darling, come here. This card has humped at me. I think this is Morris code. I was in the army. Let me decode it. I am being held hostage by a strange man in Arkansas. I think this car is trying to tell me something. It's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. But today, Nathaniel has decided to reveal everything to his father. Uh oh, he's telling me to come up here. Basically, he had something that he wanted to tell me. I don't know exactly what it's about, but I like to know what's going on. This seems like the kind of dad that really gets involved in his son's life, you know I'm saying? I'm in his life. Oh my god. I've got something to tell you. I'm in love with the man. Yeah, and it's a car. Welcome to the family, son. No. But important I want to talk to you about.

All right. Um, um, um,'m, I'm gonna come out soon. I'm not saying the car, he's telling his dad. Well, he finds comfort in it, so he's, he, he, the curves, the caresses. Now listen, honey, I'm gonna get you all dressed up and sparkly for dad. Dad's coming over and this is our one chance to impress him. Meet the parents.

Yes, don't be leaking any oil on the driveway. Hey, I guess I'm in an intimate relationship with Chase. Um, sexually and emotionally. You're in an intimate relationship with your car. Yes. And sexually with your car. Yes. Your car.

Yes. How does that work? How can you have sex with a car? Mainly it's just a lot of just rubbing up against him. That's why I'm watching. That's why I got my hands all over him right now. You know what's my bone or dad? I love this car.

That's the kind of understanding dad born in the 50s that every human being hopes to have. You're a car. You said a car. Are you crazy, son? I'm gonna get your dick checked by a doctor. Certain involves masturbating as well. Okay, so you rub up against it, or I mean, not, I guess, like right now,

you're, does this turn you on? Yes. Yes. I have a full heart on right now, Dad. It's hard to comprehend him sitting in a car somewhere and masturbating to it or with it. I don't know, I guess it's disbelief, but at the same time, he's my son.

Was it because of? Well, I mean, what do you do? No, there's nothing you do. You love your son, no matter what. No matter what. Of course. Even if he's fucking the family car. The divorce between you and your mom, that did any of this?

I feel like that may have played a small part in it. I mean, your fault and your mom's fault, we just couldn't spend a lot of time. Sorry that I had to... Don't stop me from this on you. I mean, I don't condemn you over it. I just don't understand. That's my biggest thing. Right, yeah.

Have you ever thought about seeing somebody? I mean, I can actual human being. It's got an actual dick you could have sex with. I mean, I'm just asking some questions here. So I'm trying to get to the bottom of what's going on. Actually, upon further review, the father's not handling this too badly, actually. I can give credit to the dad.

Of course, he's got six television cameras with him, yeah. And I don't mean that in a mean way, but you think about it? I mean, yeah. I'd be okay with that, as long as it's not to change me. Well, no. Just mainly just to get some insight. My dad actually reacted a lot better than I hoped.

I know he has his doubts as far as he doesn't quite understand everything, but I'm actually happy with my life, and I don't see a need to change. Well, you know what? There's a lot of people out there that absolutely... Where's could be happening? Much worse could be happening. Yes.

Could work at the hot bone massage place. Ethaniel and his car chase have been in a secret relationship for nearly five years. Morning, baby. I love you. But Nathaniel's father is worried how his unusual romance will affect his life and convince Nathaniel to see a therapist. So tell me what brings you in to see me today.

Well? Well, you see? I got a big old boner for a red lady out there. Well now using the word red lady is a pretty outdated language there son No, no, I'm serious. It's a red Ford Taurus and I like to have sex with it I am not that kind of therapist. I work at Arkansas, son I'm an intimate relationship with my car chase emotionally and sexually. Okay. You feel like you guys are a couple, right? Yeah.

Okay. Very strongly. Okay. So I'd love to meet Chase if that's okay. Sure. Okay. Well, sure, just play along with the delusion doctor. Yeah.

Let's go. Okay. So how does it feel when other people ride in Chase with you? I'm just always thinking my mind, I hope they don't do anything to hurt him. For Nathaniel, the biggest negative is going to be rejection and social state. The biggest rejection is we get to ball's caudan in the gas tank. We worry that he's going to lose friends, he's going to lose support network that he could even lose his job because he's socially not acceptable.

I don't think he's going to lose Kim. No. And I don't think he's going to lose his job. I don't see why there was a round for firing. Why? What is it matter? Yeah, when you're a customer service technician, you're really getting under the hood, no pun intended, and tweaking around

those customers. Yeah. Yeah. Why does it matter? You can be a customer service technician. I'm pretty sure and fucking a car. And if you're good at your job, it doesn't matter that you're fucking a car. I really, I think the doctor is right and wrong at the same time. I think he's right that it may not be so it's obviously not socially acceptable to be in love with married to fucking your car. That's not something that we, as human beings, are, I think, our hardwired to understand. And I think he should keep it secret.

They should keep it secret. The two of them... The keep it a secret. Yeah. They're like the, yeah, the capulets in the Montague, right? They, if they got to keep their secrets from their fair. Yeah. Have you ever had a girlfriend or a boyfriend? I've had girlfriends in the past, yeah.

It's always been hard, it's never worked out, I guess, because of that piece of me. It's still attached to cars. So, one of the things that is really kind of a new field of understanding is that this may be what we call an orientation. There's essentially heterosexual and homosexual, and then there's what we call a objectum sexual, that people have a desire for relationships. There's nothing to be ashamed about as we're all starting to understand the many different sexual prerogatives of so many human beings on earth.

It's really hard to wrap your head around it, but just know this. As Chrissy and I have always said on the show and we will continue to say, if you like it, so does someone else. If you're into it, so is someone else. And there's nothing wrong with that. Is on this is two consenting adults, or four by fours, two by fours. For a car that's over 21.

As long as a car's over 21 years old, and they say yes, or honk twice, or else. And Arkansas is the least younger though. Yeah, it's 16 in Arkansas, but they're working on it over there. Try to get up to speed. With objects, in the same way that some people have

relationships with a man or a woman. Yeah, that fits me, I feel like perfectly in a way. Okay. Do you imagine chase being part of your life for the rest of your life? Yeah, I like him to be. I really would. Okay.

Now, a lot of people's reaction is gonna be that this is perverted. I think that's what makes me hesitant to tell people. I think it's really important for you to begin thinking, okay, how are you gonna deal with these situations? I don't think it's perverted at all. I mean, I don't think it's perverse. He finds something attractive about the curves of this car and he's given it a personality. It's kind of like when a kid has an imaginary

friend that also drives them down the street and to the grocery store and then they have sex with the stick shift. It's not unlike that at all, Chrissy. Yeah, no, I mean, I think I don't think there's, it's not perverted. No. It's just life. Yeah, like what? If I was fucking, if I was fucking my MacBook, that would be can, you know, clearly. Don't get any ideas. Oh, you don't even know. See that printer right there from 1996?

There's a reason why that thing's hung around. It's because when late at night, when the lights go down, you know what I do? Stick my dick in it. I feel I'm gonna, I like the heat of that light going off it as I'm copying something. I have to face those situations where people are making fun and I'll try to deal with those the best I can as they come. I don't even know that anybody can change it. I don't think anybody's gonna get deep enough into this for someone to make fun of it. I mean, they'll just be like, he loves his car.

Like, he loves his car. Yeah, no one's gonna get deep enough to make fun of it, except for two idiots on the commercial break. Yeah. Well, you did a documentary. And now he's done a documentary. True. I feel a lot like that.

I bet the car did not consent to this, did they get a waiver? No, they didn't get a waiver, but they should, because I think that car needs an agent actually. Yes. It's called Matt and get him on board. The relationship with Chase, and I'm very proud of that. Nathaniel's relationship with Chase is stronger than ever.

He plans to continue to see the therapist. I show Chase affection in a lot of ways. I hug him all the time, I kiss him. But the first sexual urge I had towards him weren't really right off the bat. I'd say we probably started the sexual part about a year after we made it. He starts slow. Yeah, you gotta work your way into it. That's right. Nothing comes easy.

Nothing worth doing comes easy, Nathan. You got it. You got the vibe. I had to build up my confidence as far as and just being comfortable to do something with you The first time we ever got intimate was You had to build up your confidence to do something with him get a good the nerve Wow, he really like he really sees this as an actual relationship when I was at home and it was late at night I guess it's pretty dark outside and it was really special. I was drunk I was drunk. I was drunk.

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