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Episode Date: October 31, 2022

Sebastian Bach was the lead singer of one of the 1980's hardest rock bands. Sex, drugs and rock n' roll was the lifestyle of the job. However, 40 years later things are a bit different. Sebastian finds himself playing the local county fair, sharing his iPhone with the screen on stage. It's not all glitz and glamour! But hey, at least he is still alive! It's Halloween and the weather goes nutty in the Atl! The weatherman are as clueless about the weather as you are Do weatherman pay for dinner or leave the check while telling you it's raining? Bryan & Krissy's fathers seem to have gone to dad school together Bryan's dad let's him sit outside in a lightning storm What's a mini-tornado? The Dahmer series is in everyone's head! Dahmer is not good for a laugh Sebastian Bach is playing county fairs and the LA Coliseum in the same week! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Lululemon.com is for MEN too! Watch Us on YouTube Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO  | (1-661-237-8296) Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo Special Thanks To Our Commercial Breakers Roxanne Dave Sydney Ronald M Stu Carly Mia Jake DAS Amanda Julie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The next episode of the commercial break starts now. It's not for everybody, but fact news or fiction is guaranteed in 15 seconds or less or your money back go to the tcb podcast.com website To collect your earnings It's Halloweeny. It's gonna be Halloweeny. I think actually probably when we release this episode it will be actual Halloween day Freaky, deaky, scary, rary, I'm still not, I'm still fucking hate that holiday Halloween, but now that the kids are in do it, I can kinda get into it just a little bit. I can't wait until they give me the fentanyl colored skittles because that's, uh, I'm just waiting for that. It's, uh, yeah. Exactly, that's the...

If I get fentanyl skittles, then it made it all worse. It's going, walking those kids around for five hours while they're whining and playing about. I'm wanting to walk her out for five hours. I was watching scary movies last night. Were you? You're scary short story things. There's a whole thing on Netflix. Oh, is that the like a Guero mode del Toro

or something to that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, how is that? Is it good? Yeah, he's a little weirdo. Right. Yeah. That's why I like it.

Okay, maybe I'll follow up. I'm not a big scary story guy, but maybe I'll follow up on it. And you know, I know it's Halloween in Atlanta, it's because the weather starts to get real schizophrenic this time of year. It does. does like yesterday. It was 85 degrees this morning. It was like 75 degrees and now it's like 55 degrees I know it's crazy how this weathering you know, I was watching like the local weather man Glenn Burns. I don't know who the fuck it was Glenn Burns, you know

I don't know what his name, you know Pete Robertson They always have like all-american names, John Smith and the action for weather center. That's right. You know what I hate about fucking weathermen? What? I'm just realizing this in my older age. I hate about weathermen. What I hate about them is maybe they've always been doing this

or maybe I'm just realizing it now, or maybe they just started doing it. Is they all take credit for the fucking weather? Do you know what I'm saying? I'm watching it, like, okay, here, let me give you an example. Up early this morning, for the fucking weather? Do you know what I'm saying? I was watching, like, okay, here, let me give you an example. Upperly this morning, watching the local weather guy, you know, Pete Smith in the action to radar center, you know.

Well, at rain last night, I couldn't give you a dry one last night, but I'm gonna give you some nice weather before it turns cold later on. Can't promise you, it's gonna be great for, it's like, who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you? You can't promise me. I know, he's like, I got a lot of phone calls

with all everyone's all angry that I gave him cold weather. Well, I'm sorry I just couldn't produce a warm day for you. It's like, dude, I think weathermen have like incredibly big egos, is my opinion, is they couldn't quite cut the mustard in the anchor chair, so they went over to the weather department.

They learned how to point on that green screen. And then how you have to go to meteorologist school. I don't think all of them do. Well, I mean, I think some of them are identified as meteorologists, but I think some of them are identified as dingbats who just sit there and point at the green screen. Now listen, to be fair,

we're also a bunch of dingbats that sit behind a microphone. I mean, I'm not giving myself any more credit that they get. But I just, I've noticed this over the last year that every local weatherman, and it happens in every city I go to, the local weatherman's taking fucking credit for the local weather. And it's like, you're not making the weather, dude. It's just coming your way. And by the way, no local weather reporter is ever right.

A-ha! Yeah. What the fuck? It's a good guess. It's not even a good guess. I guess better than these guys. Do you have the time? On Sunday, it looks like.

Do you think they're just looking at the weather channel app and then reporting that? Of course, we are, Chrissy. Mike, let's take a look at the weather channel app and then I say whatever the opposite is of that. Now, Chrissy, I can't give you a great weather on Tuesday, but it's gonna be 4.5 feet of snow here at North Central, Florida next Tuesday. And so, once you get your galoshes in your snow, as a matter of fact, you should probably immediately evacuate your house for 7-12 days. Milk and bread, milk and bread, milk and bread.

Oh, it's 80 degrees! Oh, shit, I got that one wrong, well. Good news is, we avoided it, we doubtable it's 80 degrees. Oh shit, I got that one wrong. Well, good news is we avoided it. We doubtable at their kids Sorry, I managed to produce a sunny day for you What do you think Chrissy? Your grin That's the correct they got It's me Jackson Smith on the channel for action action news job I'm here and there was an action action news comfter giving you live weather from the top of the clouds.

Yeah. Oh, do you think they sorry Chuck couldn't give you a 12 foot cock, but I got a fine three inch penis for you. I never watched the local news. You don't know. Sorry Chuck couldn't give you an orgasm, but maybe tomorrow I'll give you a sunny day. I'm a prediction of a nipple coming in from the West over here. I have another two on your on your thigh. What are you talking about? Choking bed. Oh my god.

Chucks bed. The channel through action guy. Make it love. Right there. Right there right there Northeastern Lee human wind coming from the west what show was that where the girl dated the weather man Oh, was it a modern family. Oh, I never watched it. I mean I watched a couple episodes Oh, did he's pretty fun. Oh, yeah, I've had those guys are a real fucking hoot and bed

And the truth is I bitch and complain about the weather man. I'm bitching and complaining about him right now. I'm totally taking them to task. But as soon as the weather gets bad, I'm the first one to turn off the local news. I'm like, Chuck, make it move away. Like that Chuck, what's his name? Chuck, who's the famous, no, not Wallery.

Who's the famous weathercaster here? Glenn Byrns. Glenn Byrns, not Chuck Byrns. Chuck Byrns is a stupid Chuck Byrns. I said Glenn Byrns, he's like the only weatherman I know. Yeah. No, it was what? Chessley.

Chessley. Chessley McNeill. He seems like a cool guy. Yeah, I've seen him. He doesn't take, he doesn't claim it. He doesn't claim it. No, he doesn't claim the weather. Yeah, and Glenn doesn't usually do it either.

But Glenn's an old school news of a news whether man he's been around for 83 years I think so I mean basically since I've been a lot radar wasn't around when Chuck started he's always he took his finger and put it in the air and now he's got they got all these complicated tools like if there's you know you know Georgia gets taught tornadoes tornado. So when you get tornado season, you'll get these really complicated tools, like weather tools that they use to determine whether or not a tornado is actually on the ground, right? Is there wind going that way? Let's take a look at the channel to action, tornado meter, or whatever. And they really do a good job. Now, I'm sure weathermen save lives. I'm sure of it,

right? They tell people to get out of the way or get down in the basement or whatever. So anytime the weather turns shitty, I'm the first one to turn on channel two action news is you and my boy Glenn's gonna say about it. Right. And I've learned to trust Glenn when it comes to the snow. Glenn's a pessimist.

So there's people in this town, well, I'll name them, people in this town, then anytime the word snow pops up on a weather report, they go ham on it. They're like, well, we're going to get two to seven inches of snow and the kids are going to be out for 50 days. It's going to be fun. We're going to go get milk and bread.

You know, this snow storm brought to you by Home Depot, but then you have Glenn, who's been doing this for so long. I mean, longer than my dad's been alive. He's been on that air. He's very calm, cool, He's calm, cool and collected. He's got his assistant too. Oh, he does? Oh, yeah.

I bet he would beat, what do you think he would beat her up too? When the cameras are talking weather. Yeah, talking weather. I bet that's a fun day. I bet it's fun to go out to dinner with weather, but that it is. What would you talk to him about?

You'd be like, I don't know because it's such a topic of conversation normally with people like in general, but to actually be speaking to a weather man about the weather. To be having a weather conversation about a weather man, with a weather man, that's right. It's got to be pretty boring actually or maybe it's not. I don't know. Now you probably get a little more inside and tell her you can just be like, I didn't need to know that much.

I was just making conversation. Yeah, I didn't even know that much. I was just making comforts. Yeah, I didn't need to know where the Easterly winds were coming from, really. I was just saying, it was a nice day. I don't care about El Nino, I just wanted to say hello to you Glenn Byrds. How many times a day do you think Glenn Byrds gets stopped? He can't go to a restaurant, can he?

Well, he thinks for your famous. Yeah, and you think his children, who were probably, well, grown ass adults at this point, but you think his children grew were probably well grown asked adults at this point But you think his children grew up in an environment where it was like they had to head to the basement every 15 minutes My dad was like that. You know whether like a weather radio I could even your dad and my dad are so I know I grew up my dad always had the outside weather station And continues to this day and now it's become like a whole contraption Yeah, it's got electronics and spinny thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And my dad had the radio. He had like a, it was like a police radio, police scanner. But then they had the, the local airports would put together the radio. You know, they have like this, any town that where you can get an AM reception, which in the United States is everywhere. Every inch of this country is covered by some AM signal. You can get that automated

weather report that just keeps rolling on itself right. One of those two is yellow. I'll never forget it was a speaker and yeah. I'll never forget it was like black and had these button like these big toggles you would toggle up or down to get certain channels. Yes. And my dad will be listening to weather fire or police activity. And then if a bad storm would come by in Chicago, he would pop the back of the station wagon down and we would all sit there and watch the bad storm go through.

Really? I know it was a highly intelligent now that I think about it. We didn't get that far. We could have got hit by lightning. Yeah, we didn't go that far. But if my dad smelled, the alternator was in the air. He can get there is kind of a smell to the air. It's kind of a smell.

And if it's light outside, you can see those clouds. I've been close enough to one to see them swirling. Speaking of tornadoes, have you ever seen those little like mini tornadoes? You know, there's all of a sudden you're a little dust bunny. Yeah, yeah. Swirls. Swirls, what are those? I don't know what they're called, but I used to see them on the playground.

I'm going to see them all go. Yeah, email a little good and see what that's all about. Because I call them mini tornadoes, but they're called, but I used to see them on the playground. I'm not going to be a little glimmer. Yeah, email a little glimmer and see what that's all about. Because I call them mini-dornados, but they're just like little squirrels. They're called whirling dervishes or something like that. I think that's the official meteorological day. I think so. I think it's a whirling dervish. Shag news or fiction.

Shag news or fiction. But when I was a kid, those things used to go through the playground. They used to go, whew! That's so when the yesterday on the parking lot. Yeah. I saw one down at Florida one time when I was a young man. It was like one of my first vacations on my own without my parents. And we were a deep sea fishing with some dudes dad.

And we could, what we saw, water spout, but the water spout went onto the beach. And it was like pulling up on brellas. And the umbrellas were, from our vantage point, we're going hundreds of feet of feet in the air and it was like a real tornado but not a real tornado. You know what I'm saying? It was like kind of a nice it was a partly cloudy day outside. People were like screaming and yelling and running around. It was incredible. Weather's so terrifying, so terrifying under the right circumstances, but so benign on the other circumstances. And it's like our weather right now. Like I know it's Halloween because I know that the weather gets a fucking frenic. It's cold, it's hot, it's warm, it's chilly.

It's all these things in one fucking afternoon. It can be all of the same things. Does this true? And so, yeah, happy Halloween. That's the happy Halloween. That's, I don't like Halloween. And I don't like it because of the weather and I don't like it because of the stupid.

I just don't like it. Because I know that the teenagers are gonna ruin my mailbox again this year. Fuckers. But I did want to talk a little bit about scary movies. Ooh, good. It's not necessarily scary movie in the traditional sense. You turned me on to Dahmer.

Yeah. Did you watch Dahmer all the way through? I did. I figured it was called Monster. I didn't think it's called Monster. I think it's called Monster. Well, it's about Dahmer and he was a monster. Yeah, no, he certainly was. That's for sure. Did you watch it all the way through? I did. I think it's called monster. Well, it's about armor and he's a monster. Yeah, no, he certainly was.

That's for sure. Did you watch it all the way through? I did. I didn't want to, but I'm one of those people when I start something, I've got to finish it. So I was like, too into it. I was like, why am I watching this? Like, when you smell something that smells bad, but you've smelled it.

So yeah. No, no, no, I don't know about that. Or when you tell somebody else to smell it. Yeah, okay, what else is it supposed? Smell my dog. Does that smell like death? Does he smell like he's dying? Yeah, so I put him down, okay.

Yes, I did want to keep finishing it, but I did. I like that actor. Oh, man, he was so fucking good in that role So it was Neesey Nash. She was great and the role is the neighbor if you haven't seen Dahmer I'm not spoiling anything because you know news alert Dahmer got caught and died many years ago You know the story. Yeah, you know the story but not in this kind of detail and what I really liked is they got in the head of Dahmer and He and whatever's name is what's the head of Dahmer and he and whatever's

name is what's the guy who you know he's making all the movies and no I'm not the actor who's the guy who who directed it oh was it Ryan Murphy now Ryan Murphy yeah it's Ryan Murphy yeah yeah so Ryan Murphy directed wrote and partially wrote and directed and produced this series called monster about Jeffrey Dahmer and the way that they get into the head of Jeffrey Dahmer and from the first killing From the way he's a teenager the way he interacted with his father now Ryan Murphy will even tell you this is very dramatized like this is not actually what happened But they took some license, but I just think it gives a good general idea of where his head was at and I've seen other they took some license, but I just think it gives a good general idea of where his head was at. And I've seen other...

What was that? Well, I didn't say where the other guy's head was at. I said where his head was at. It was a bad, bad place. It's unbelievable how he got away with that for so fucking long. And the way he got caught was there are dead bodies in the room, and the police officers basically step over the dead bodies and the way that they get He get they get caught is because the police officer opens a desk drawer and finds pictures of Decapitated people and is like well, this is real actually. This is not like some makeup bullshit

This is real and Dahmer got away with this for so long at first I was angry with Ryan Murphy a little bit for humanizing Dahmer who was clearly a monster. Oh, yeah. And I heard the families of the victims were not very happy with it. Of course, they don't bring everything back up. It brings everything back up. And there's never going to be peace and closure.

They're always going to be haunted by what happened to their loved ones. And they're always going to be haunted by the, you know, M.D.C seat at the dinner table Like all those things are never gonna go away right and I even think cuz I started looking up stuff whenever I'm really into something Yeah, we do I was I think the parents are dead But the brother he had a brother. I didn't know that yeah, oh, yeah That's right, that's right, yeah, and I think he times his last name. I would have to yeah, yeah No, it's you shouldn't have it. There should think he chose his last name. I would have to. Yeah.

No, you should have it. There should never be another Dahmer. No. Like, you can't name someone. You can't name a kid Adolf in Germany. You should never be able to name someone Dahmer again here in the United States. No. That last name died out.

I was so fascinated by Dahmer as a kid and not fascinated in the sense like, you know, I wonder how he chopped those people up and I wonder if I could do it on my own. I was fascinated by... I was fascinated by serial killers in general, like how are they taking that's fascinating. And so my dad let me get this like time life series one time like the killers or whatever was, but it was a it were books. The killers. Time life music presents. Music we murder to, but it was a book series. Okay.

Like a hard cover, and then it had a lot of words, but a lot of pictures too, right? So it made it double interesting for me. And one of the books, so there was like John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, who wasn't technically a CEO of Killer, but he asked other people to come on his behalf. But then Jeffrey Dahmer. And I was probably 15 or 16 when this book series came out. And this was just all happening a couple of years previous. It was in every newspaper and every news report ever, ever, even the weather guy

report, uh, well, it was scrawny with a chance of decabitation. Jeffrey Dahmer. So I was fascinated by this. And to watch it come to life on screen, to me was, it was just fascinating. However, I say all that to say that I didn't like the last two episodes. I thought they were kind of anti-climactic. I mean, besides the fact that Dama gets killed, I thought they were just kind of anti-climactic.

It went through a lot of stuff that I didn't know if it needed to necessarily be in the program, but the first five episodes, Chrissy, where I couldn't watch them fast enough. Like I was like, wow, this is a powerful fucking performance. I watched him on top of that. Why would you do that? I said, don't talk, what started? Why would you do that?

Because I know Jeff won't watch it with me. He doesn't like that stuff. He doesn't like it. Does it make a nervous? Yeah, he doesn't like scary stuff. Yeah, I don't like it. Does it make him nervous or he just doesn't like it? Just doesn't like it. Does it make a nervous? Yeah, he doesn't like scary stuff. What am I to do? Does it make him nervous or he just doesn't like it? Doesn't like it.

Yeah, see Astrid, it makes her nervous. She was like, everybody's talking about this Dahmer. And I'm like, I know I'm watching it. And she's like, you're watching it without me. And I'm like, Astrid. Do you really watch it? Astrid. You can't watch a romcom where someone gets beat up.

Are you going to be able to watch Dahmer? Were there literally showing people getting sliced up? I mean, it was in some of those scenes were highly intense. Yes. But I loved it, and you get a little bit in Dahmer's head. And then, you know, there's one thing I have to say about Dahmer, about Jeffrey Dahmer.

He's a monster, he's dead, good news, good written, all that good stuff. He was had no feeling, empathy or sympathy for any other person I think in his life or at least that's the way it seemed. Maybe except for his dad and his grandmother. But when he got caught, he told everybody everything straight up on the tits. He was like, I want you to understand what's going on in my head so that you can catch the next guy before this ever happens.

He knew what he was doing, was monster-like, and he knew it was problematic. He wasn't like John Wayne Gacy, who his last words were, you know, go fuck yourself or whatever, you know. Yeah, I was. Everybody can go ahead. I don't know, Netflix too, and that was scary. Yeah, the John Wayne Gacy thing. Yeah.

That was right. Like, right, right, grew up. I actually think I was taken by John Wayne Gacy, but I think he gave me back. I think he was like, oh my God. I only wanted to deal with this kid. He's a talker than this one. Shut him up. That grew, that happened to right where I grew up, right around the time when I was born.

So I'm, guess I'm considering myself one of the lucky ones. But I, Dahmer, I don't give him credit, but I do say that, you know, think God, that, or think the universe, that at the end, he gave all of this information to a psychiatrist, psychologist, and investigators so that they could help catch the next one. Because I think Domer, in some circles,

is credited with really having been an open book so that they could kind of understand what was going on through his head. And you know that last scene where they're like fighting over his brain, you know what I'm saying. I wish they would have been able to get into it, like I don't understand why. His dad didn't let the brain go to science. We're talking about Jeffrey Donner's brain here on the commercial break because it's our Halloween episode. It's a funny stuff. This is a laugh of minute guys. But thank you for turning me on to that.

I did want to mention that I saw it. Yeah, listen, got any other good decavitation shows you got. Anybody else, any other kind of canvolism, you could point my way. The new American horror story just got started. No, it's too scary for me. What? I had to do scary for me. No, I've been all into that.

I could deal with it if it's real, but if it's like, you know, I just don't like scary movies. It's not that I'm scared of them, like Jeff, I'm just like, I just don't care for them. Yeah. But what is the new American horror story all about? It's about like 80s New York.

So. And what happens? That's all I'm gonna give away. Well, even if it's all you're gonna That's all I'm going to give away. Well, even if maybe that's all you're going to give away. Just got started. Okay, but like there's killings and there's things happening in New York City. It's just about people getting murdered. Is that what it is?

Like scary people killing innocent victims? You don't know who's the killer. Oh, it's like one of those like twisty turni. You know, I watched that Ryan Murphy won that one. That's Ryan Murphy. Oh, that is. I also watched American Justice the Bill Clinton story. Oh, yeah, that was like not ended up being very good to me. I was like, okay, okay, I stopped watching. Yeah, it's a third episode. I remember this from the news. It was a compelling, it was compelling

acting by the actress who played Monica Lewinsky. Yeah, but the Bill Clinton, whatever his Ralph Fines or whoever played Bill Clinton That was a very good and then at the end of the day was like, it's a blowjob, you know, it's a blowjob We got politicians to do a lot worse now. Yeah, there's probably so so There's a politician in New York and he wanted to let everybody know that he's very sex positive He's a very sex positive kind of guy I think his name is Mike it's it. Okay He want to let everybody all he's running for governor. I think is what it was He wanted to let everybody know how sex positive he was. He's all about you know body positivity and do what you want to do and let it all fly

And you know, he's just one of these guys. I like it too. He's to use running is independent he has absolutely no shot at becoming governor zero point zero percent of people are voting for this guy so in the last weeks of you know we're running up on the election now so in the last weeks he figures i'm going to show people just how sex positive i am and he hires hires his favorite porn star to have sex with him live on porn hub. Uh, and, and they record this in what in a room. I'm not even kidding you. This guy is running for governor.

He's like a 55 year old white guy tall, you know, like a 55 year old white guy. Like most people would think of a 50 year old five year old white guy tall bald kind of bulgey, you tall bald kind of bulgy You know kind of putty, you know, you got that dad bowler whatever it is and then there's this porn star He hires her and this is the beginning of the porn video. I don't want to show this this because it's a little too Racy for even the commercial break But here's the beginning of the porn video and I don't remember her name so excuse me So we'll call her madam flowers, right? She's like hi

It's just the screen pops on. Hi, my name is madam flowers. And I just want you to know that no one has coerced me. I am doing this of my own volition. I do not know and is forcing me to do anything against my will. I am happy to have sex with, you know, representative It's sick. Please understand that this is my choosing. Thank you.

And then the next shot is like this guy's got to hop over, like boninger. And he, at some point, I don't know what to say. I don't even know what to see either. We have lost all decorum in this country. Oh, wild place. I'm sex positive too,

but I don't know that I want my governor making porn movies with his favorite porn star. Now. Now, of course not. I want my celebrities making porn stars with their favorite porn stars. That's what I want. Kim Kardashian. So they do the deed and there's weird angles because what they're doing is they're taking

their laptop and they're putting it around the bed. And it's just like weird angles, and you know, it's just a bad, bad, bad porn movie. But at the end, then he does this whole like stump speech at the end of the porn video. He's like, oh my goodness, I'm running for governor. And I just question that I'm gonna love your taxes. That's one way to get some of those.

I think he was hoping that he could just get a few extra right invoices. I mean, yeah. And he could just get a few extra right invoices. I mean, yeah. I bet he would have that. He could show what a fantastic lightning lover he was. Oh my God. I think this is just an excuse for my ex-thits or whatever his name was to have sex with his favorite porn star.

Could be. That's my personal opinion. And the medal of his campaign. Why not? Hey, Chrissy. Why not? the little opinion but the middle of his campaign why not hey Chrissy why not speaking of porn stars yeah kind of speaking of porn stars I think we were going it's speaking of spore porn stars I was drawing on the internet

oh as you do you wasn't a Zerlia porn star but he was reportedly dating some porn stars in his heyday in his name His mr. Sebastian Bach from skid row Do you remember Sebastian Bach from skid row? No, he didn't know he was just playing a couple nights ago He like you know he was just playing a couple nights ago. He, like, you know, he did that whole Montlee crew, poison, the hair band. Was it Mike, Montlee crew, poison, and who else?

Montlee crew, poison. Wasn't Bon Jovi supposed to join at one point, but John had lost his voice. So, I don't know. But, you know, you know, my feelings on Montlee crew. Of course. I think Vince Neal is taking everybody for a... What the hell?

My heart! My heart! Just got my heart! Five, seven, three, five, and one, oh, three! My heart, my breath is just looking at me! Wow! Wow! Yeah.

Everybody knows my feelings on Vince Neal's. It's our most popular video on YouTube, by the way My friends are loved it. And by the way, not one person disagreed with me We have like a hundred comments and there's not one that disagreed with me So it's clear that everyone agrees that Vince Niel is just stealing the money and but you lay listen I saw some I saw a lot of con they're now going on their own tour because this concert did so well, this tour did so well, they're going on their own worldwide tour next year. Now, I wouldn't pay a dime to see if it's new.

I was just saying, really, just a sick thing. I would not pay for that, but if somebody gives me tickets, I'll go. If you give me free tickets. We need to go, I think. Well, somebody's going to have to give those tickets to us. Right. Somebody has to pay. I refuse to pay for them. Well, somebody's gonna have to give those tickets to us. Right. Somebody has to pay for them. I refuse to pay for them.

So if we have a nice listener out there that wants to give us a couple of monthly crew tickets, let's see if they can expense them. Yeah, hey, listen. I don't even want the TCB involved. I don't want to see the receipt on the TCB ledger so I'm not buying any Benz Neal tickets. But it would be for research.

Yeah, if it was for research purposes because I watched a lot of the, I wish they were, the audio was good enough, but they're all crowd videos. I must have watched 50 videos from this last tour. And Benz Neal did not improve his voice, not one fucking bit. Not one is still a rather rather roly, fully rock star running around out of breath breath trying to remember his own lyrics. It's really bad.

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Now, when I was a kid growing up, Sebastian Bach was kind of the epitome of the bad boy, right? Skid Row was one of those, you know, there were like the hair-ome of the bad boy, right? Skid Row was one of those. You know, there were like the hair... I know, I got a name like Skid Row. It's good to have one. Yeah, I mean, when you got Skid Row... He's started, start there.

You start bad ass and you kind of go more bad ass from there. And then when you had a voice like Sebastian did, which was like the super high falsetto voice that we just like, you know, there was hair bands, and then there were the rock and roll like more edgy bands. Like I think of like Guns and Roses versus Poison, right? Or Motley Crew versus Warrens. Like there's a little bit more edgy. There's still kind of cockroach, they are cockroach for sure,

but there was a little bit more edgy to them. And as the music went in that direction, I became more attracted to that like edgy stuff, like Guns and Roses. Okay. So Skid Row, I became more attracted to that like edgy stuff, like guns and roses. So Skid Row, I felt like fell into one of those, that category, even though he has a super high falsetto voice that just keeps, you know. I had a good run.

They had a good run of three songs, which was great. It's correct. And then, I gave along, I killed them all. But I wanted to know, what is Sebastian Bach up to these days? The last time that we saw him, he was on a VH1 reality show. Like, celebrity house.

VH1? And pick one. All of them. Yeah. There was like seven people. I just went on a run there, a VH1. Scary Coleman. Janice Dickinson.

Yeah. Dr. Drew. was gary colman uh... jenna's dick and send it uh... doctor drew he had from uh... you know with the clock the big clock of the play the play the play the play the play the play the play out he was drinking hard he was having fun he was doing the whole thing so you you can understand how it came as quite a surprise to me when I found out that Sebastian rock or Sebastian Bach just played a show a couple of

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There was a big fire and a lot of people died. Yeah, I remember. I was in Chicago. Yeah, I was in Illinois, somewhere up there. Yeah. Remember the other studio we had, we always felt like it was a great white concert waiting to happen. I shouldn't laugh.

Like 12 people died or 20 people died. It was awful. Yeah, that was... I watched the documentary. I actually broke my fucking heart. But... I was like saying Greg White. No, you were saying Greg White.

That's it, my Greg White! I was like, that's the comedian. He plays the spoons better than anybody. Click it, click it, click it, click it, click. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He plays the spoons better than anybody click any click any click any click So here just let's give let's preface this so here we see Sebastian this is not skid row. This is just Sebastian Bach with a band behind him very sparsely populated band by them It's like I got where I know shirt. I think that think. That's the old rock move, right? You just gotta take your shirt off. There is a,

I mean, super skinny. Yeah, super skinny. Yeah, he's still on a diet of diet coke, cocaine, and marboral reds. Right. Which hey, listen, if you can do it, you can go away with it, God bless you. We got the drummer, he looks a little bit younger.

Then you have a Sebastian looking okay, by the way, he's looks, you know, fit as a fiddle. He's a little chunky, but you know, who amongst us is and I suppose? He's wearing a vest. He's wearing a vest. They're on a tiny stage that doesn't even look completed. It looks like it was half built.

And I don't know where they are, but the crowd is obviously very small. You can hear it in the background. I'll start it again. Yeah, it looks like a tiny place. But I want to point out one specific thing about this stage. You know, sometimes when the stage is big, which this isn't, but when the stage is big and the crowd is big, they put video screens behind the drummer and then sometimes on the

sides so the people behind can see what's going on. Yeah. Yes. If you look at the video screen behind the drummer here, they are literally like a TV. Yes, it's not even a TV. They have literally screen-shared their iPhone. It is. It is a screen-shared. Yes, it is. It's a screen-share.

And they have subashions or great whites Instagram page up. And they're showing it. This is the most rinky dick event. Wow. That's a good catch on that iPhone because it absolutely is. Yes, I know. I studied this a couple of days ago. And I got to tell you, I'm betting $1,000. This was at a county fair somewhere.

I'll find out, but here we go. Could be. The end of August, 2022 in the second month, baby. It's the end of August 2022. I'm counting down the months until I can collect so-so security and stop doing this. Who says, who celebrates the end of August? Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's the spoons like anybody! Everybody said no. This is a tech 9 or rap group I think. I think tech 9 is a The 4-Rap group. Let's switch between Sebastian Bach and Great White.

Doory of the Year! Let's get it! Look at the screen behind her. They are showing like community service awards. I know what is going on. I have no idea. But I want to know so bad. Like, why did they're showing some lady holding up an award for like me him

That's not him that's the same hair that looks like Ali our friend Ali That's not Sebastian Bach that is a young lady I think I think Or maybe you're right maybe that is yeah, maybe that's him in his heyday holding a gold record The one gold record. It's get romaine. Yeah. Let's hear it for all those fans. Yeah.

But even more than that, let's hear it for me. Yeah. Well, while we're at it, let's stroke my cock. Yay. Let's herred for these leather pants that have held up all of August 2022! Without a dry cleaning, not once! What's here for me? Yeah, let's hair it for the pants that smell like Nico. Do you get the impression that...

I get the impression that Sebastian Bach might be smelly I don't know it's just me We've got another shirtless we got it I didn't notice him he was hiding back there He's a skinny skinny he turns to the side and you can't see him. So now we got two very skinny shirtless white men with very long hair And Sebastian Bach prancing literally prancing back and forth the six foot and the six and a half foot stage Talking about what I don't know. He hasn't even started the show yet. I know look at the screen. I know I don't know that's some kid from the crowd. And today's picture of the week comes from Billy,

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Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Rage! Woohoo! We got enough bullshit to deal with! We don't have fun listening to Rock'n'Roll or friends' songs! Uhhh... Bavits?

This is so uncool. Hahahaha! Like, I thought Rock'n'Roll's stars would Uh Beavis this is so uncool Like I thought rock and roll stars are supposed to be cool. Yeah cool Thanks I Last couple of years, huh? I'll be free of last one. I'd like to dedicate this to the last couple of decades of people we lost. I want to start with my friend, Katal and Brown Murphy. And then there was Dave, I met him at a bar one time.

And I'm here for Dave. Seven hours later. Yeah. Oh. Just too crazy. But she's three years in England. Come on. Seven hours later I'm here to splash with the mercy my whole my friends and children of Boota Yeah, that guy from children of Boota broke my heart He's running out of names This is what I mean about Sebastian. I thought maybe Sebastian would like avoid all of this

Motley crew like bullshit, and he would just still be rocking out, you know He'd get up on stage and kill a couple songs and then go on with life But no, he had a stand-up on stage and give a 13 hour dissertation on all the fucking musicians you ever knew that he lost No one cares Sebastian, but I guess when you pay $29.67 to get into the county fair This is what you're gonna get when you pay $29.67 to get into the county fair, this is what you're going to get. What you pay for. I'm sorry I'm laughing at that guy because he's just like propped. He's like, here we go.

Well he's got one of those guitars that's on a stand and just sits there so he can play both the guitars at the same time So just wait until he gets into it. He's doing double duty on good acoustic I don't like to do guitar. Hey guys. I'm excited about going out on tour in August 2022 I'm glad we got together for this band meeting. What else do we need? Well, we need a drummer. I don't know if that's a budget. Uh, we're gonna need a bassist. Oh man, that's a lot.

We'll probably need another guitarist to play some of these parts. That's definitely out. I'll tell you what. Me? You. I'll bring my iPhone with screen shares. And I'll get you one of those stands for your guitars. Uh, I guess so.

Only if you mention dying back, Darryl. It's a deal! And I'm back, Darryl. Who died like five years ago, I think, by the way? And even more very recently, when it was lost as bandmates and we all lost one of the greatest drummers that we have ever seen I want you all to give a big shout so much better than the drummer we have back here

I want you to give a shout out what is going on up here? it's gonna say Taylor Hawkins I'm not gonna say Taylor Hawkins and I didn't realize no, of course they're not maybe they are, but Taylor Hawkins was notorious for being in 38 different bands, yeah yeah, plus for Mr. Taylor Hawkins We have to be playing the Los Angeles 4 for charity, but the Taylor's office family foundation

will move to Florida to the pool. Mandel, we're gonna be down in the front of the Los Angeles LA forum playing before Lakers game on behalf of the charity foundation. Let's give it up for that. It's true. He did show up at the at the concert that went on for 13 hours for Taylor Hawkins. Yeah So this one's for Taylor and this one's for everybody here tonight So this one's for Taylor and this one's for everybody here tonight that lost a loved one in these crazy times. This is a song called Harry Miller! Wow! Starting off with that.

Yeah, just going straight false set up. Well, there's only one song that anybody came to hear and so if you're gonna do it it right start off with the one that everyone knows. You don't have saying? Usually they say it for the end. So you know that song I wish I wish I asked Astro Never come on air but I wish I could remember that song. It's a Spanish song. It's been very popular. Oh god damn I can't remember the song. But everyone everyone was singing the song about two years ago and it's in Spanish Okay, and it's about I can't it was just like that. Okay. Apparently this guy sells out, yeah, like this, you shoot from the head. Shoot me.

Despacito, I get around that of that, the gringo. Da da da da da da da, de bito. Da da da da da, de lito. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. He's a gringo. Yeah. He shoots from his hip pacitos. He dances like a moving jito. He's just like this charge a little. He's a gringo. Okay. Alright. So this is the third of the loves this artist. He is known for so much more than despacita, which he wrote

But and you can go anywhere in the world anywhere in the world except for the United States of America and 400,000 people will beat themselves silly the crawl on top of each other to get into the front of the stage to see this guy do all of his hits Right, he's a very famous songwriter He's coming to Atlanta to the Coca-Cola Roxy. Oh, right. Yeah, capacity 150. Like, I mean, it's a tiny little theater near the Brave Stadium.

No, it's in Buckhead. No, and anymore. Oh, that's right, that's right. Okay. So it's not in the Buckhead Roxy anymore. It's Coca-Cola Roxy now, but anyway, we'll do it. So we get tickets and she is super excited to go here to go to this this concert. So we go with a couple of friends and we're in the balcony and on the floor,

they have set up tables around this maybe 20 by 40 dance area, right? We're like the general admission. Well, the show starts and there's about 16 people in the entire place. By the end, there's about 180 in the capacity 150. So it's a really packed in there, right? Right. But let me explain something. He knew exactly why people came to see him for that fucking despozito song. So he literally started with despozito, then toward the end of the concert he played

despacito and then for an encore he played despacito. I like there are a couple different versions of that song. Justin Bieber was involved with one of them. He was. He was but Justin Bieber didn't show but the cook called the Roxie. But this guy played it three separate times and the last one was like 15 minutes long. Okay. And I was like okay. Well this guy knows what he, this guy just knows why separate times, and the last one was like 15 minutes long. And I was like, okay, well, this guy knows what he, this guy just knows why people came to see him. And he gave them exactly what they came for.

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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. He's playing himself. He's playing a video from... That's right. He's playing the video of the video of this song from 1987, when he was 40 years younger. He's funny. I love how he just held up the microphone like that's I know

Sing the part with no lyrics We're gonna play the video if I remember you and I'll be back in a couple minutes remember all the dead people I Well, I don't know if anybody's gonna have lighters this kid row crowds right suppose What's that, all of your mirrors that see what's in my heart. What's that? Background all of a sudden the screen started. I know, like it's so weird. So they started playing the video of this song, the one we all, if some of us remember, from 1987.

Right? When I was like a little bit of kid and like this was like, I mean I was like 11 when this song came out, 9, 10, 11, something like that when this song came out. And now all of a sudden, there's thunder cats on the back. Do you see that? Yes! He's playing a Thunder Cats cartoon. What is going on? Who's in control? They've lost all control.

And meanwhile, the smoke machine is going, hey? Yeah. I get a shot of that babe who's he talking to? Oh, there's a lady sitting on the side with a cell phone. I saw this in the video. You can't see it, but wait until the smoke clears up and you'll see her. I don't think he should be doing that move. No, no, his arms are like, yeah, he's got that old man flabbed on his arms, and he's waving his hands back and forth, and with each wave it's just creating other waves in his arms.

Oh no. He should wear a shirt. He should. Yeah, all these guys should wear a shirt. He should. Yeah, short sleeve. Long sleeve. Tuxedo's be good. I don't know something straight jacket. I'm not sure Look see the woman there with the cell phone sitting on a chair. That's his babe. I guess. Okay. Yeah, God was right. I'm gonna skid row concert. No, she's like, oh my God, I can't believe I'm dating

Sebastian Bach. He really is a loser. Like, he just went on a 15 minute tie rate. And now he's doing the 15 minute intro to the song. While the video plays in the background. While the video plays plays the background. The video plays in the background. Yeah, Thundercats.

Ho! Do you see the guy with the guitar stand? Yeah, I'm just gonna let this play until it kicks in because I want you to watch while he kicks in with the guitar. Wow! That was awesome! I can't... Do you remember in the 90s? He just dropped it! He just dropped it! Yeah, you... Do you remember in the 90s they had a Sony commercial where the guy was sitting in front of a speaker and like he just got blown away?

I just imagine little children in their parents' hands. And when that kicked in, kids just went flying. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What you can't see on this video is that this is the tiniest little stage at a county fair. I'm assuming. And each of the guitar player, a gate bass and the guitar player, each have four incredibly large martial amplifiers. It's so much power for such a little situation and they're using every bit of it. Anyway, I think Sebastian sounds great.

Actually, I... so much better than... Is that Sebastian or was it the video? I'm not particularly sure, but either way, I thought he sounded great. Good for you, Sebastian. Keep rocking. Keep rocking. He just turned into like a nice old man. Is what happened.

You know, a lot of these guys turned into like grumpy old Dicks. He's just like a nice old man Look at you look at you Seattle you're wonderful. Say Lewis. I think I won't Say Lewis County you're looking great babe dig a picture of it get my flabby arms Hey babe Oh my god, we've had fun today haven't we? Sometimes you just got a lot of sometimes you know, sometimes you just got a lot of it. Sometimes things are so shitty you just got a lot. That's it.

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