The Commercial Break - If You're Dead & You Know It Clap Your Hands!

Episode Date: January 25, 2022

Bryan shares his recent experience at the gym after a 3 year hiatus. Bryan tells Krissy about a man in India that was declared dead for 13 hours, while being very much alive! Then they discuss a new trend in certain circles to bury yourself alive and wonder what it would be like. Niko the ghost dog is one step closer to being an actual ghost and Bryan is ready to deal with it. Finally, the gang reviews some of TV they have been watching over the break. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And welcome back to WFUQU. It's 107 on the FUQU Clock here in the FUQU Studios. We now continue our segment, Focus on Females. Every Tuesday afternoon, we give our audience a chance to write into our in-house expert, Dr. Laura Finkin's Dennell, and get some advice on love. Crabapple Heights resident Katie writes in, Dear Dr. Laura Finkin's Stinnell, my husband has a voracious appetite for sex. He always wants it all the time, anytime. Recently, my gallbladder exploded.

My husband wanted me to wait until after we had sex before we went to the hospital. What should I do, Dr. Laura Finkin-Stinnell? Here's Dr. Finkin-Stinnell's answer to Katie. If your husband is saying, hey baby I want to pump you when you're sick, he's wanting to make love to you. We're talking about when you're feeling irritated or I'm annoyed or I'm just too tired today and turning away your man one. This is the measure that men have of how much we love them whether we're willing to accept them literally into our bodies whether we're willing to open up to them. This is how men register that their woman loves them. It's not just

getting off. He could do that without you. All by himself with his thoughts, with his memories, with a computer, with a magazine, he can do that without you. He's wanting to make love to you. To turn that down is a blatant rejection. If you've got a fever of 104 and he's not taking you to the emergency room but he wants to get you from behind, He could do that without you. He's wanting to make love to you. Advancing female empowerment, one horrible piece of advice at a time, will be back after this commercial break.

Maybe some of them want to be ogled, like some of the guys want to be ogled, but I don't want to be the guy ogled. I don't want you to feel uncomfortable because you're here in your tight clothing and your sexy get up, but it's not for me to look at, right? I'm just going to look straight ahead at the other machine. You got a job to do get it done so I'm doing my pack thing you know one two three four with five pounds or whatever it is trying to find zero on the machine what is zero I just want to start off with the weight of my own

arm yeah I'm doing I'm doing what do they call it I'm doing a resistance resistance trading on the machine yes I am yeah and I don't know what I'm gonna do with them That's the question is what do you I mean I can take them to go get cremated. Yeah, that's a either time I went to the vet and The cremation van it pulled up. No, yeah, it was not oh Yeah, yeah, where they do it like that they cremate in the van. Yeah, I know that Yes, they have an incinerator in the Give me three thousand rpms No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, saying, I love you, soldier boy, and she's in here. And he's like, I know you do. I'm just like, you're my number one fan. I know you do.

I know you do. I got the receipts. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Ah, that's another episode of the commercial break! Yo! Do you notice something different about me? Are you noticing anything different about me? Uh, your two beads? My bracelets? My bracelets?

No, I've always had those on. You didn't notice those? No, you're just kidding. 16 years of wearing these stupid fucking bracelets. You didn't, people ask me about them. They're like, oh, what does that mean? And I'm like, energy. It means I like to date hippies.

This is like a hippie magnet. I like to bring them into my home. I take hippies on as a project. If you know, some people take on stray dogs, I take on hippie chicks. You do. That's my thing. Not with Astrid though.

She's like the anti-hipi-chick. Not the anti-hipi-chick. She, you know, she's a She's a free thinker and all that jazz, but she won't catch her shopping at free people for overrated But Julie smelling clothing Uh, no what's different about me is that I started working out. Oh, I think I'm already bulking up You are yes those packs The specs are turning from man boobs that hang down here to man boobs that hang a little bit up here I see doing a little weightlifting. I am I'm doing a little weightlifting a getting back to you

I'm a new set of weights. Yeah, are you in we did at the house? We splurged Yeah, you're gonna do weights at the house. Yeah, you got the mirror. Yeah, yeah I can't do the mirror because if I'm the only one that I'm looking at to motivate myself It's not you you're watching the the trainers. I know I feel like it's creepy because then they looking on you and it's a whole thing Like everybody's looking at each other You can turn the camera off. I don't want to turn the camera off Okay, do you have can you get like full-body missages with happy ending? Not yet. Yeah, well then when that idea gets here you let me know because then I'm gonna get a mirror and body misogies, what happy ending? No, not yes. You're the massage yourself? No, yeah.

Well, then when that idea gets here, you let me know, because then I'm going to get a mirror and some free people who truly smell lotion from a big, it's a plan. From a bolt. No, I started working out because remember I told you I'm dying, so I have to, you know, I'm always thinking about my interpending doom when I look at my children. So I said, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get out there and I'm going to make sure that I do all I can to get an extra minute on this for my boy and my girl, right?

New year, yeah, new year, new me. That's right, cheers. I just want to know if you noticed it. If you noticed the 15 minutes I spent in the gym yesterday. Not yet, but it will come. Oh my God, so there's a guy. You know, the gym is an interesting place, right? It's filled a lot of interesting characters.

Yes, it is. You got some people wearing masks, actually unbelievably, at the gym, and then you got most people who are not wearing masks. And that's okay, you know, I live in the burbs, and you know, that's just, that's, at the burbs in Georgia, that's what, that's, it comes with the territory.

Okay, I'm not bothered by it anymore, whatever the fuck, do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, I'm fine, I'm good. I don't want to make fuck do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, right? I'm fine. I'm good I don't want to make it a worry about you. Yes. It's your choice as it as it should be and But there's this guy I'm standing I'm doing like the pack machine or whatever I have no idea how to work out these machines. So I'm looking I'm like reading Even though I've been going to the gym for a long time just not in the last three years because I've had children But I know how to use the machine,

but I forgot I use the machine. So I'm reading the instruction, which makes me look like a total fucking shit head in the first place. I'm reading the instructions, and then there's guy comes up to me, and I always look straight ahead. I don't want to watch you working out.

I don't want you to catch a glimpse. I don't want any women to feel uncomfortable when they're working out. I'm trying to be respectful of everybody, right? That's a good thing, just going your own down. And I feel like, especially with the women, maybe some of them want to be respectful of everybody, right? That's a good thing, just going your own down. And I feel like, especially with the women, I've maybe some of them want to be ogled, so some of the guys want to be ogled,

but I don't want to be the guy ogling. I don't want you to feel uncomfortable. Maybe the ogleur. Yeah, you're here in your tight clothing and you're sexy get up, but it's not for me to look at, right? I'm just going to look straight ahead at the other machine.

You've got a job to do, get it done. So I'm doing my pack thing, one, two, three, four, with five pounds or whatever it is, trying to find zero under other machine. You got a job to do, get it done. So I'm doing my impact thing, you know, one, two, three, four with five pounds or whatever it is. Trying to find zero on the machine. What is zero? I just want to start off with the weight of my own arm. Yeah. I'm doing, I'm doing, what do they call it?

I'm doing a resistance, resistance trading. On the machine? Yes I am. Meanwhile there's, you know, 65 guys behind me doing the full free weight. Roar! Roar! Roar! You know, and I'm like, I just want to do my machine. So I'm doing my machine and then I can see out of the corner of my periphery of my eye.

And I'm listening to a book on tape and I see how the periphery of my eye that somebody has gotten on the other. That's like a book on tapes really. I'm listening to the best fucking book you've ever heard, holy. I am listening to a big book person. I love books. I'm not to listen to while I'm working. But if you were listening to this one, then yeah, and I'll tell you about this in a minute,

if you're interested in hearing, I'd love to tell you about it. So there I am. I'm doing my whole chest thing, and then I see another guy gets on the other chest thing, but it's the pull down. Oh, right. I'm talking about it. It's got like a bar. Like a lap.

Yeah, the lap. That's right. The lats. And I'm on the chest thing. So, I noticed that he's there, but the first indication that there's somebody next to me actually is the smell that is coming off of this young man. He's probably in his late 20s. Is my guess.

He's tall and he's probably in his late 20s is my guess. He's tall and he's bulky and He has got like you know, he is dressed. He's got ankles What do you call those like the sweats socks not the sweats socks, but the compression? No, no, no, that like you know you get the the wristbands Yeah, the sweat wristbands. Oh Sweatbands sweatbands sweatbands for the head and the but he's got them on his on two of them on his feet Okay, right the two of them on his feet. Okay. Right? The two of them on his wrist and the one across his head.

And he comes up to this machine and instantaneously you can smell him. Like, and I'm talking like, Nico level shit. This guy smells like the horde, the breath of a thousand asses. I mean, he just is awful. I can smell it.

And I'm like, oh my God, in 2022, you shouldn't be smelling like that, right? Especially now that the gym when you're gonna be working out with other people. But then, so I kinda turn my eye just a little bit so I can see, and he's pulling down, he's pulling down normally, he's trying to pull down, he's got 375 pounds on there.

This guy's not gonna do 370, he's got all the weights on there, and he's like, and he's like, and he's like, and he's like, and he's like, he's revving up an engine, and then he doesn'trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I like it for him. And then he starts talking to himself. You can do it, Bob, you can do it, you can do it. No one's gonna tell you, otherwise you cut this. I can hear it while I'm listening to the book. So I press the pause on the book on tape.

I'm like, oh, I gotta hear this. First of all, I'm gonna get away really quickly because I'm afraid Bob's about to go nuts and start shooting up the place. But second of all, I gotta hear what's going on, right? Bob, no one tells you otherwise. No one tells you not to do this. Starts the wrong, just wrong.

They're gonna learn, they're gonna learn, they're gonna learn, they're gonna learn. He's red faced as f**k, veins coming out of his neck and I'm like, they're gonna learn what? Who's gonna learn? I don't wanna be the one to learn. Well, even though I'm not even like, one rep into my thing, I'm already moving

to the next machine. Yeah, exactly. Did he do what he's doing with that? I wanna alert the people at LA fitness. Yeah, but there's no one at LA fucking fitness anymore. It's just you gotta check in remotely. They gotta 17,000 bottles of sanitizer and everyone carries it around spraying it everywhere, right?

So, but then I go to the next machine and now Bob's getting louder. He's like, no one tells you otherwise, Bob! And I'm like, this has gotta be a joke. Where are the video cameras? I wish I would have videotaped it, but I made the decision. The split second decision, not to bother Bob.

Because I was afraid Bob was going to get really upset at the people, but everyone noticed. And people were like moving away. They were like, Bob's out of control. Bob's in trouble. And I don't know what to say. The gym is just like a very unique place where I think it just attracts some,

some character, there's one guy. He's probably 20 years old. I went two days what to say. The gym is just like a very unique place where I think it just attracts some character. There's one guy. He's probably 20 years old. I went two days, two days, two hours. And this guy, let's call him, I don't know. What is like a newvo re-schname these days? Carter Jackson. Jackson is there.

Jackson's got a knitted cap on. His long bangs hanging down to here, right? He's got the muscle shirt on with the, you know, he's got the Yeez-E-Zone, he's got the sweatshacks, a white guy, right? He's kind of bulky. And every once in a blue moon, Jackson or Carter or whatever the fuck his name is, sits down and goes two things on the, he does two sit-ups, he goes and he sits down, he does, on the mat and he does two sit-ups,

and then he gets up and he walks around. Yeah, so he was mostly there for a show. He goes, he drinks some water and then he walks around and then he walks again, he always looks like he's looking for something and I'm like, dude, he's looking for the right Instagram pose. I'm sure of it. And I'm like, Carter, sit down so the rest of us

can figure out what we're doing. I already got a name for him, his name is Jackson. I hate him. I hate Jackson at the gym. Oh my God, speaking of Instagram, there was the funniest scene the other day out by my pool. I happened to just look out and- You're pooled, 20 degrees outside. Right.

Keep in mind that it is 20 degrees outside. And I look out and I see some clothes kind of ever by like the grilling area. Yeah. Chairs. And I'm like, is that somebody out there? What some like clothes kind of ever by like the grilling area. Yeah. Chairs. And I'm like, is that somebody out there? What are those clothes? And then my vision pans over to the chairs, the lounge chairs. And there's a man there, good looking guy, no shirt, totally like in his bathing suit

and a woman is taking pictures of him. Oh, really? Oh, it's a whole fan of you. It was like a whole, whole Instagram shoot. A whole series of pictures. He was out there, had to have been out there for at least an hour. And it was literally 35 degrees outside. Did you, this is Carter.

I'm sure this is Carter. This is Carter. So we're in a fucking knitted hat and is Yeezy's walking around trying to figure out if other people are figuring out that he's the coolest guy in the gym, right? Yeah, and then like I saw him walk by like those huge black guy that was like lifting right? I've seen him at the gym. I've been to this going to the gym for like six years Like I said, I just took a break on it on an off meaning on for three years off for three years And I've seen this guy and he's like, you know, everybody like he's the guy right?

Everyone knows he's cool. He's an older guy, you know, he's cool He's lifts in the free way. It's people come up. They talk to him. You know, he's a guy and he's like, everybody, like he's the guy, right? Everyone knows he's cool, he's an older guy, you know, everyone's cool, he's a little bit in the free way, it's people come up, they talk to him. You know, he's a guy, he's like the guy, he's the little legit deal. He's not looking for Instagram poses, he's just there because he likes working out, he looks good, right? Even in this old rate.

And so I watched Carter walk by and he put up his hand to give this guy a high five and the guy straight up. Straight up walk right by. That's like, oh Carter, you gotta go home, dude. You gotta find some place else besides LA Fitness to check yourself out. Speaking of death. That's to you, by the way.

Oh, yeah, yeah, by the way, we didn't even do that. Let's start this show again, ready? Best of you, Chrissy. Best of you, Brian. Best of you out there in the podcast universe, thanks for joining us on The Commercial Break, yet another episode of The Commercial Break. And we are so excited to have you. No other commercial break. Do you need to listen to however, if you are thinking about listening to another commercial

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But we still continue to get reviews for clearly another commercial break, which we know what show it is. And we've told them, you've got to tell your listeners to pick the right commercial break. And it even says our names on there. It says Brian Green and Chrissy Holi. And the other one is too famous, not famous, but could be famous guys. Guys, it would be known, right? I don't want to get into all the details here. But, um, so we'll

thank God that people loved them though, because they're the five. Yeah, thank God they have a good show. We, one of us had a good show. One out of two ain't bad. So I want to give two updates, speaking of death. number one. Nico is still alive. Nico's speaking of death. What? Yeah, he said I didn't want to die because of my children. Keep up. That was like 10 minutes ago.

I know. Have you been circling back to the job? Have you ever heard the commercial break? Chrissy, we go on like 30 minute rants that then come back to the original point. That's why we only ever get through one of the bullet points six bullet points just Brian can't stop talking Which is why the guy on Apple reviews hates me Brian ruins everything about this podcast vibe the the review is I

Wish they had more of Brian Roons everything about this podcast vibe. They're unfunny, irreverent, and unrelated. But besides that, I like it. They've been pretty good though. That is pretty good though. Oh my God. And then Astrid wants to go.

He does coming. Astrid wonders if I'm paying for him. So, two things on the... Back to death. Back to death. Nico still alive. Number one, Nico still alive. I saw that when I came in here. Smelt it when I came in. I know, my God. We took him to the vet. There was an incident where blew attacked him and we had to take him to the vet because, you know, I told

you Nico was like, he's a hypokondriac dog. Is there such a thing? Yeah, yeah. You stepped two feet from him while he's laying down. I was in the kitchen the other day. I know, it's crazy. And then he woke up and yelled. He just yelped, yeah, because he felt like pain was coming. I was like, oh no, I'm sorry. You're okay.

I just smelled myself. What's that awful smell? I'm gonna go. Bornico. I took him to the vet. He is a sweet boy. And the vet says, took him to the vet. He is a sweet boy. He is a sweet boy.

And the vet says, you gotta get these four teeth remaining in his head, Cleed. I've never seen teeth like this on a dog before. I've never seen this much decay on teeth. Now mind you. Maybe that's what the smell is coming from. Well, decaying teeth. Yeah, that's what the doctor said. The decaying teeth are causing everything else to rot.

Oh, yeah. It's an infection, right? But he said, I've never seen teeth like this on a dog. Have you, you haven't, you haven't had too many dogs in your, oh, you had the dogs when you were young. I grew up with all kinds of dogs. How many times do the dogs get their teeth cleaned? Yeah, I mean, you have to do it.

But how many times do you remember it happen? I mean, it's not a regular schedule like us. This happens every year. Yeah. The vet wants the dogs teeth cleaned. I've owned them. That's not right. Many dogs in my life and never once have I ever taken them for a teeth cleaning. Now this particular vet wants this dog to get the teeth cleaning once a year or maybe twice a year.

Well, Nico's a special case. Oh my God, Nico's a special case. Not how many fucking teeth? I feel like I should get a discount. He's got four teeth. He's got four teeth. And they are causing the smell that you can. Should you just get them pulled and then just only give them soft food? I feel like that might be the solution. He's got four teeth. He's got four teeth. And they are causing this smell that you can...

Should you just get him pulled and then just only give him soft food? I feel like that might be the solution. It's just to like, accelerate what's already happening soup. Soup. Oh! It's just feeding Nico by a spoon. Baby food.

Yeah. Here's some peas. Can we add the peas? Can we add the peas? Can we add the peas? Shoot, shoot, Yeah. Here's some peas. Can you go stog? Can you go stog? Shoot, shoot, shoot. Here's your nico. Shoot. What is that?

Open your mouth and here it comes down the things and into your tongues. The airplane. Oh my god. So Niko's still alive, but the doctor has now officially told me that this is the worst smelling dog he's ever. Yeah. He said, I had homeless dogs in here. So Nico's still alive, but the doctor has now officially told me that this is the worst smelling dog he's ever.

Yeah. He said, I had homeless dogs in here that smelled better. I've had hippie dogs with red locks that smelled better. So in number two, over the break, I read an interesting story like to read it to you if it's okay. It's about death and then we'll get to television shows. Okay. If we ever get to television shows if we ever get to Tell them shows Probably never stop stalking 45 year old man declared dead was found alive after seven hours in a morgue freezer

Seven hours in a morgue freezer. That's a nightmare situation 45 year old man Exactly, they hadn not buried him yet. Well, they were close. They were. 45 year old man in India found alive after he was declared dead and kept in a morgue for over seven hours, the doctors say. Cani, I don't even want to pretend, his name is Mr. Kumar.

Mr. Kumar was hit by a motorbike in Morbidad, India. Morbidad, India. Maybe that's why. On November 18th, motorbike in Morbidad, India. Morbidad, India. I'm more, maybe that's why. On November 18th, taken to the hospital in critical conditions, Dr. Later declared him dead and he was moved to a freezer, the following day, when Mr. Kumar's family went to identify the body,

seven hours after reaching the morgue, the sister-in-law, Mrs. Bala, noticed he was moving. Oh my God. The emergency medical officer had seen the patient around 3 a.m. and there was no heartbeat whatsoever. He told me that he had examined the man multiple times, checked for a pulse and any movement or eye response. Well, of course he's going to say that.

Yeah, you know what I mean? It covered his ass. Gamble in a whack and offer. He had his mistress at the door. I checked him. I checked him. I was really banging my mistress on top of the morgue table. I mean, this is insanely horrific story to me.

What is the worst nightmare? Drounding to me is a bad nightmare. Fire is a bad nightmare. Falling is a bad nightmare to me. Right? Those three things like falling you know, falling and knowing that death is impending or drowning and knowing that death is impending.

But waking up in a coffin basically is pretty bad. I'm actually surprised I haven't been declared dead. That's so funny to my life. Oh my God, yeah, that's awful. Ooh, how about... We can you imagine? No. Well, I guess the sister was, so he was out.

He was, the drawer was out. Yeah, they pulled him out of the freezer. Okay, so he didn't like wake up. Yeah, like, I guess the sister was, so he was out. He was, the drawer was out. Yeah, they pulled him out of the freezer. Okay, so he didn't like wake up. Yeah, like, like your lettuce drawer. Yes, like your lettuce drawer. Where the rest of the dead stuff is. Yeah. And my lettuce drawer.

Why does nothing ever stay fresh in the lettuce drawer? I know, I know. They got to change that. You had a 2022, you think they had some, something in the machinery that could keep that stuff alive, but you don't eat it that same day. It's gonna go bad But this is not the first time these situations have happened It's a matter of fact a 20-year-old and Michigan faced a similar situation in

2021 she was declared dead taken to the funeral home and almost buried before she was found alive and By a fire department official who happened to be in the funeral home at the time. The chief Johnny Menfery suggested at the time this could have been a case of Lazarus syndrome, a delayed return response of circulation after CPR, which is absolutely insane. That is wild, I mean.

So you're dead, you're out, they give you CPR, they don't get a pulse back, but then hours later, maybe a day later, all of a sudden your blood starts circulating again. What are the stories that you have to tell? Yeah. Can you imagine? Is it just like total black?

I want to know. These are the people I want to know from. We need, we need, we need, we need, maybe interview them, so we can get a whole other. Yeah, like can I talk? Because I'm about that time you're almost buried? You're probably like my therapist to suggest that I don't.

I don't want to hear from Teresa Cafuccane Poodo about what's going on. I want to hear from these people. Yeah, that it actually happens. Yeah, I did it actually happen. And I wonder if their mind just makes shit up in like a vacuum, right? Then you know, you don't know if you trust it,

but they're probably the closest thing that you know. Yeah. Not these people who die in a table for two or three minutes. trust it, but they're probably the closest thing that you know. Yeah. Not these people who die in a table for two or three minutes. You know, everyone dies for two or three minutes at some point. Everyone. Work at a chileys for long enough. You're gonna die in two or three minutes.

That's so funny. Work a clear chandelier. I don't know. Braves office and you're gonna die eventually after two or three minutes. What I wanna know is from these people who are pronounced dead. Yes.

A peer dead. I agree. And have no heartbeat for hours and hours at a time. And then all of a sudden pop back to life. Yeah. I want to know from these people, inquiring minds, one and out. I was going to say the same thing. What can we get a hold? Is that their press number? I don't even know how to say the poor guy's name. This are a press number for media inquiry.

Diomist to Shakur at three. He's in morbidod India. We'll see if we can get a hold of it. But the girl in Michigan, maybe we can get a hold of her. She's 20 years old. She probably bought a lot of ticket. I would imagine if I was a smart one. Uh, a lot of ticket.

Wouldn't you? Like if you woke up and people were about to bury you, imagine being buried alive. You know that some people do this for like a spiritual awakening purposes. Yes, they go down the rabbit hole. You know, some of these cookie, wookie, cookies out there, right? They will bury themselves and then they put a timer on it.

So someone is actually helping you do this and they put a timer on it and you're in a coffin and then for eight to 12 hours. I have a very recollection of hearing about this and maybe seeing something, it was portrayed on a show I watched. Oh, that's the show, the detective show, with the guy, the really good guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's really good at what he does. If you come to the commercial break for information, you just got it. We just dropped some knowledge on you. You know, the TV TV show with the guy that did the thing and the stuff. What is the name of that show? The Redeemer, the sinner. The sinner.

That's right. The sinner. This is a thing for like spiritual awakening purposes to go like, you know, some trippy journey. You know, there's there are deprivation tanks that you can go into too. Yeah, that sounds easier. No like as much easier. Yeah, that sounds easier. No like that's much easier I'm paying for you probably have a remote control to get you out of it But in this case, there's no communication whatsoever. You're buried six feet in the ground

So after I watched the center I read about this and there are some hippy-dippy, you know Practices out there that do this. It's like a rebirth or whatever You couldn't pay me enough fucking money in the world What if they forgot about you? I'd yeah, what if faster than one of the insurance money. Yeah, what if they died What if in the process of shoveling your day on a heart attack and now both of you are dead and you think things are hunky-dory You're like sweet You more men I'm seeing trails man

Meanwhile the guy, there was a, ugh, ugh, ugh. He was dying. What about him? You got to have extra redundancy systems. Yes, he would have. You got to have a guy behind the guy in case he dies. And then another guy did case he dies.

Yeah. And then you got to have a direct line to the fire department. And if they set on fire, you need to have a doctor on standby. Did you, would you have to do this at night? Like in a creepy scenario? Or do they a creepy scenario or do they do it? You're going to bury yourself. You might as well go ahead and do it at night. I mean, what's the fucking difference?

That's why it's not like you're going to see the sunshine. I'm picturing lanterns and lightnings and shoveling dirt outside by the wall. The witch in the wake in the brew. We're about to bury you Grateful dead playing All right brother, we're gonna bury you here. Don't you worry about it. We're gonna be back in six to seven hours I'm gonna take a watch from you. You know you put it in the spiral to journey Meanwhile, they're out in the woods doing a doing a drum circle till Tuesday

Hi on pure NVMA and I'm Alaska Hey, man, did we bury somebody? I don't know bro. Yeah, I don't know bro. I'm keeping time in my head We're only three hours in meanwhile Meanwhile, it's January. The guy got buried in November. I think we got enough time to go see a fish show, bro. Yeah. One more jump circle, bro. One more, he's fine. He's got at least 12 hours of air in there.

Yeah, well, because it was at the thing, too, then they have like some kind of oxygen, a two. A two. two a hose that poked up Well, that's for the that's for the people who want the half experience. That's for the pussy's out there You want to go full full bore? You got to bury yourself with no oxygen too That's right whenever it's left in the coffin breathe shallow Just breathe in and breathe out your own air. I know. Just breathe in and breathe out your own strength.

You're going to smell like Bob at the gym. By the time you get out, no food, no water. Maybe she's going to bury Niko. Let's see how. I mean, I hate to say this, but I'm fully ready for it. I'm ready for any morning now. We're going to wake up and it's, you my kids are gonna you know yeah be swinging Nico around Nico's gonna be like oh

Dad me imagine he's gonna be like Nico and he's like yeah well keep playing with him we gotta take Nico out to the far now boys far yeah and I don't know what I'm gonna do with him that's the question is what do you I mean I can take him to go get cremated. Yeah, they tell you the time I went to the vet and The cremation van it pulled up. No. Yeah, it was not oh Yeah, yeah, where they do it like that they cremate in the van. Yeah, no Yes, they have an incinerator in the van

Give me three thousand r.v.m in the van. Give me 3,000 rpms, Bob. Now they take the dogs that are going to be cremated in the vehicle. Let the mobile, they travel around and help tag. It's like Uber for dogbos. Yeah. Ty and dignity. 30 dead. Well, you know, I saw the, you know, and then I saw them, whatever. Yeah. It wasn't a trash bag. It was not pretty. Yeah, some lady comes in with her old dog, you know, I'm not saying that. Would you bury Nico in the backyard?

No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to bury anything in the backyard. Yeah. You get a new dog and a blue. I know. That's afraid of losing. Blue is going to dig that old bad boy up. I'm going to get you one last time. You lost your name.

There's a bitch, man. She will pick Nico up. She will bring Nico back to the front door and be like, I told you I'd have the last laugh. Blue is like a villain in a movie. Yeah, she's like, she's like, Ted Bundy of dogs. She's super sweet to your face and then second you turn around and trying to kill Niko. Literally, trying to kill Niko.

And Portico is like, I just want to die, but I don't want to die this way. Right. Me, Bob. You think dogs dying in dignity, that's what we need. And poor Niko is like, I just want to die, but I don't want to die this way. Right. Right. Me and Bob. You see dogs dying in dignity. That's what we need. I love these dogs and I don't want them to die any other way. But Niko is, I'm sure, is on either one of two things

that's happening. Either Niko is getting closer to the end or we're just getting started and we have no idea. Niko is going to outlive all of us, right? Niko's, he's going to have no idea. And Nika's going to outlive all of us, right? Nika's going to have no legs or teeth and he's just going to be rolling them around in a stroller, feeding them soup. Soup. Yeah.

And our house will be declared condemned by the city due to the smell. I'm sure of it. Anyway, we'll see. We'll let everyone know how this unfolds. We'll let everyone know how this unfolds. I'll let you know how to unfold. You know, we love these things, but the deal that we make with them is that they're going to give you unconditional friendship and love and possibly barking for the rest of your life, for the rest of their lives, but it's almost guaranteed that you're going to outlive them. So you have to get prepared mentally and it's not an easy thing to do. I've had

to let some dogs, you know, some dogs have died naturally. Some dogs I had to put down for one reason or the other. And there is, I can still remember vividly to this day, the sadness with which, of course, which that went down because you, you, you love these creatures, right? I'm a cat that was 22. You remember patches patches I do remember patches yeah she funny fucking tip she almost don't live to you she almost did man if that cat could talk I love that cat the things it would talk about oh yeah for sure that cat saw some stuff

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just send us a text message and we'll talk to you all fair. From the bottom of our heart, thanks for listening, and now a word from our sponsors. I wanted to get into a little bit about television shows that we've been watching because this has been on my... I've had a number of these on my list of things to talk about and figure I can solidate them into one. First of all, I want to let you know that 90-day fiancé

is still probably the most entertaining reality show that's reality show. We have such different TV watching have. But you watch 90 day fiance and you liked it. To my chagrin. Well, I mean, I think I enjoy turning on DLC every minute. It's my thing is more about I have to know what happens. Even if it's terrible, even if it's bad, I still want to know what happens, how it ends. Yeah. So you get invested in these stories. You know, every other person, every other, you know, man on earth is watching,

you know, the 49ers versus the Yankees or whatever fucking game is on. And I'm watching, I can't wait for 90 day fiance to come on. I don't even know who's playing. I'm just not like, I like sports, but only in the most exciting of games, right? The national championship, the final four, the master's world series.

Of course, I like baseball in general and golf, but 90 day fiance is just something I really enjoy. 90 day fiance. So did it just start? It just started, well, four or five episodes in, and it's called before the 90 days. So now they've gotten smart enough that they start much earlier.

They catch these loony tunes before they get the, before they fucking get into too much trouble. So what you've got now is you've got a Russian woman, Alina, and I can't remember his name, but he's a, he's a kind of a hippie-dippy kind of guy, right? Like a free thinker type. He's from Oklahoma, wherever he's from Michigan, Oklahoma.

Good looking guy, stout, long hair, you know, kind of like a goddess type, right? Has the muscles and everything like that. Nose it. Right, Nonsense. Understands it. You know what I'm saying? You got it, right?

Okay. And then you've got to lean. The most interesting thing I think that's happened on 90 day fiend. And one of the most interesting things that's happened on 90, I don't want, you know, I always say that's the best. Well, there can only be one best, right? Okay, so this is one of the most interesting thing I think it's happened on 90 day fiann. I'm one of the most interesting things that's happened on 90. I don't, you know, I always say that's the best. Well, there can only be one best, right?

Okay, so this is one of the most interesting things that's happened on 90 day fiann. I'll say, is Alina is a little person. She's got dwarfism. She's got dwarfism and some other problems that come along with that, including some hands that are not fully, I guess, formed is, or not maybe not formed, but not formed

like we would think of them, right? They're not adult hands. They're not adult hands, they're just like, they're deformed a little bit, right? Okay, and feet and legs, it's just all the problems that come with having this particular type of door. Right. So she walks differently, she can't walk upstairs,

she has to go and, she can walk upstairs, but like two or three, she has to be in a wheelchair. This girl requires a ton of attention and time. She is stunningly beautiful in the face, stunningly beautiful in the face, and a very smart, sharp woman. Okay.

And this guy in her met 13 years ago online when he put out a post that he was looking for a new girlfriend and they could apply by sending him video. Fuckin' douche. I mean, just like the most kimchi that you could do, right? Okay, but it's 13 years ago, we'll give, but so now they've been talking and now all the sudden they've decided that they want to give it a go.

They want to see if they can be in a relationship. So after 13 years of talking, he knows what he's getting himself into, but does he really know what he's getting himself into? You know, he hasn't had to take care of her, help her, anything like that. So now they meet, and it's the most interesting meeting that I've seen on 90-D fiance, because not only is she from a different country, you guys have never lived together,

seen each other face to face, you have to worry about all of that stuff, but now you've got to add in the extra layer of complexity that she's two foot four, and you're five foot 10, and there's different body types and styles and situations and it shows them as they start to get intimate and what happens.

I gotta give the guy one thing. He's very honest about what's going on. He's like, and he tells her too, I'm not used to this, I don't know what to do. I have to get adjusted. My mind's gotta get adjusted to what's going on here. Because I've never been to the woman who's two foot four and I have some of the issues that you have,

the challenges that you have. It is so fucking fascinating to me to watch these two people. I'll have to check it out. Interact. Yeah. But the best of the bunch, the best of the bunch, is this guy named Usman, who also calls himself soldier boy. So, so, so boy like soldier boy like soldier boy, but so just boy, right?

Yes. This is the second time on day, second time on 90 day fiance. Oh, it's the second time is going back down. He is a young man from Nigeria. Uh-huh. Okay. And he is famous in probably the left side, like the uppermost quadrant of Nigeria. He's like regionally famous in Nigeria, right?

No one else knows him for his rapping or singing. Oh, okay. It's quite frankly, it's all, right? I mean, it's not my style. But people like, you know, fall on all over him because he is this regionally famous guy at one house that they basically on the bridge. It's kind of like that one time I was famous for being Brian Green. People knew me on the blog. It's like 33 p, right? If happened to be at that

one show incredibly intoxicated, you thought it was cool that I fell off the stage, right? It's like that kind of phase. It's like fame for fame's sake. It's not even, you know, but these women, these white women from the United States, who are well into their 60s, are getting lured in by soldier boy. Because, you know, they send them money

and they give him adoration and all this. So she flies over to Nigeria. The second time this has happened in a 90 day thing, I'll say the television show. Soja boy really wants to get to the United States for whatever reason, right? So she comes over and when she gets here, he starts calling her my number one fan.

She thinks they're in love. Okay. And I don't, I mean, I don't want to knock on anybody's looks, but, you know, so chaboy as a young man, locally famous on his block in Nigeria, right? He's got all the trimmings. He can get anything he wants. He's making these music videos with these incredible sexy women. And then this lady shows up, right?

And looks like my fourth grade English teacher. That's all I gotta say. Right. She comes expecting love and he calls her and everybody else around him is manager and his handler and all this color. You know, my number angela, my number one fan, you know, and she's like, I am your number one fan

and she's wearing a soldier boy shirt and she's got that hat and she's got that, you know, she's all all soldier boy soldier boy soldier boy. Yeah she's decked. When when she gets there she learns that she and she gives him a fucking Xbox a brand new MacBook Pro a cell phone a bunch of clothes she brings all this with her. Wow thousands and thousands of the dollars worth of gifts. Yes. He's opening him up in the hotel room She's ready for love. She you know on the you know the cutaway shots. She's like She's like I'm gonna get laid tonight tonight for me and such a point, you know, and we're all like that Congratulations if you could get it up

Hope you brought some fire girl. She brought condoms. She brought all this stuff. And he opens all these gifts and then he's like, Angela, think I'm so excited. I'm going to go to my room now and I'm going to play with my gifts. And she's like, your room. And he's like, my room. Angela, we don't want to move too quick now. Not to move too quick. Let me go to my room and you go to your room.

And then we'll talk tomorrow for the video shoot where I'm going to be making out of incredibly sexy women. But Angela, you're my number one fan. And she's like the entire time. I can't. She's so dumb. It's like, is she so fucking thick? How can you not understand what's going on here?

But she plays along with this for like weeks. She's going along with such a boy calling her number one fan and she keeps saying, I love you, so, Javoy, and she's in a... And he's like, I know you do. I do not hear my number one fan. I know you do. I know you do.

I got the receipts. 90-day fiance. Okay. It's the greatest reality empire that has ever been. Another card, Ashian's 90-day fiance. Okay. It's the greatest reality Empire that has ever been. Another card ashyans 90 day fiance and now they have every kind of show under the sun regarding 90 Day because they have the after the 90 days 90 days 90 day the single life a lot of the 90 day fiance couples now Have their own spin off television shows. There's like six of them that have they're doing it just to see how they're doing 90 day fiance The other way where the Americans are going there to live.

It's all fascinating because the casting directors know exactly, it's like formulaic. They know exactly what to look for. Incredibly unstable human beings in really, with really shitty relationship patterns. Yes. Looking for love in other countries. That's it. That's what they're looking for.

I wish I could go through every single one of these But one of my favorite new television shows on TLC while we're on TLC Has got to be I am Sean Array. Yes. Have you seen this yet? You showed me a little bit of it just In preparing for the show. Okay, let me show you I If you don't mind by the way Tc you can go to youtube.com slash the commercial break. If you would subscribe there, we would really enjoy it. Not only are we gonna continue to play audio clips, like we always have on the commercial break,

but we are also gonna include video clips now on youtube.com. So if you go to youtube.com slash the commercial break, you'll actually be able to see the video we're about to listen to here on the podcast. So if you wanna add an extra layer of stupidity, of videocrecies to your day, then you could go to YouTube making us even more unfunny and unrelated as Bob from Michigan says, okay, are you ready? I'm ready.

Let's go to the tape. Here we go. Roll it? I'm ready. Let's go to the tape. Here we go. Roll it. I'm rolling it. If you were to look at me, you would think I'm just going to normal little girl doing normal little girl things with my fun, crazy family. I have no clue what leader is.

Because you're supposed to sit up. I am sitting up. Can you hear that voice, that little squeaky voice? Yes, it sounds like a young child. Okay, it sounds like a young child. Okay, it sounds like a young child. But the truth is that this girl is 25 years old and she has a really incredibly rare syndrome. She had cancer when she was young,

it stopped her pituitary gland or something like that. And what she's got is a syndrome where she stays looking about seven years old. Wow. And they may think it might happen through her entire life. She may never age. She may never age. Yeah.

Wow, wonderful is this. Well, I mean, I know, I guess. I'll see there's some complexities to this life. Fair enough. I still can't hear you. You're the best. But the truth is, I'm not a little girl.

I'm a woman. Oh, a 22-year- a woman. Oh, a 22 year old woman. Stop in the body of an eight year old. We can't have children at the bar. I want to get a tattoo. I would pay. I would pay so much money just to bring Shauna out for a drink. I would pay so much money.

I know she fucking hates it, and you know, but for just pure entertainment purposes, I know she probably hates this. It's like a cross she's gonna have to bear for the rest of her life, and I don't wanna make fun of the syndrome, or Sean. That means that she's on a TV show. She's on a television show. Yeah, I mean, listen, she figured I might as well roll with it. She can't beat him, join him, right?

Sean knows what's up, or... She all knows what's up. Or she'll know what's up. Somebody knows what's up. But this girl is just... She's cute as a fucking button, by the way. She's got a wonderful personality. And she's walking... It just showed her smoking.

Yeah, she's a bar. She vapes. And now she's at a bar. She's... She's in the body. She's got the mind of Brian Green and the body of an eight-year-old girl. Hold you. There is an age requirement. I'm 22. Shanna was

six months old when we found out she had blank cancer. My petiote gland was rendered almost dormant because of the chemotherapy. The doctor told me I was done growing my bones refused and my height is three feet and 10 inches. Oh my God, 30 feet, 10 inches. Three feet, yeah. Poor girl. Now, let's get through a little bit more of this than I want to get into why I really think

the show is actually super fascinating. Hey, feel, I guess almost guilty that she will have to go through this for the rest of her life. So all I can do is protect her. Even though I physically can't grow up, I desperately want to be treated like a grown-up. What are we going to say in your bias? Okay, so of course you do, Shawna. And that's like, that's the worst part about this. This is that no matter how much she tries,

she will never be a fully treated like an adult because of the way that she looks. So here's why this show is the most fascinating to me. You wanna know why? Okay, because Shawna is now a a worn out episode number three or four. Shana needs to she's she's already updated people. She's already had sex. She told us she wants to go out there and find a relationship. Love. Imagine the fucking complexity of this. Yeah. I thought

about the six ways to Sunday. If you're a guy and you want to go out with Shana Ray, you are a fucking creep. What is that thing about? You're attracted to it. That's correct. You should be put directly on some list where you get shoved off to an island or something. Because if you're attracted to Sean Array, you're attracted to a child's body and a child's face. Quite frankly, a child's voice too. But Seanar needs to be an adult and she wants to have her own independent relationship. Sir, that makes sense. The father of this girl is completely overbearing

with great reason. She's going out to the bar drinking, smoking, vaping it up, getting tattoos, hanging out at the strip club. And the dad is like, anybody that looks at my daughter that way should be shot on site. Right. How do you get past that? In 2022, I don't even understand where you start.

I don't know. I was gonna start. Yeah, there's not a place. If this is my daughter, I am protecting her, uh, rapidly. Yes. Of course. Because I don't want any creep balls out there, talking to my daughter.

It's, but then again, I want my daughter also to then have a regular life. Yes. Oh my God, this is crazy. It would almost have to be with somebody that you knew growing up. Like, when you were eight. I never thought about that. And then you never continued to look like you moved past eight, but they knew you.

Huh. And yeah. Yeah, I still think you're a creep. Still think I want to shoot you. That's true. My relationship status is single. I'm short, leave me alone. I attract creeps.

You don't say, Shada. And it is scary to put myself out there, but you have to put some risk and to get happiness. So today I am going on a blind date. Hi, I'm Shada. Hi, Shada. I thought that I was the a blind date. Hi, I'm Sean. Hi, Sean. I thought that I was the imposter.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. He's like, he, by the way, this episode is coming up. So they showed a preview of it last week. This guy does not know she's this short. So he's like, and that's probably the best way to do it.

The best way to do it is to not let people know what's going on. And then when they show up, let them make it as easy. What if you're like just like, sweet. I would not know what to think. I would like head for the hills.

I'd be like, where is the police off it? Where's Chris Hansen? Where's Chris Hansen? I know his way. Hansen. Oh, here I'm here. I'm Chris Hansen from NBC. And Hansen? I know he's a great Hansen. Oh, here I'll be. Remember? I'm Chris Hansen.

I'm Chris Hansen from NBC. And can you explain to me why you've been showing your dick to a four-year-old? Remember that guy? Yes. It was the worst. That was one of the worst television shows that ever came out. But, you know, first. I do desire more independence for my family because I can't go anywhere without them asking questions.

Who's going to brewery with? Who's driving? When are you going to be back? Be careful. I've tried to put my foot down with my parents about doing more independent things. They're going to buy a house and then they're going to be like an addition. And that's where I'm going to live. I don't know if I'm ready to let her go, but she needs to be like, oh. No. Yeah, you have to tell them, no.

I'm working on my career. Yeah, this is a, I'm under a Montaupa, an under a Montaupa can under a, how do you deal with this? This is like a big FU from God. Universes like, hey, fuck you, here's a child that never grows up.

I can't even imagine what this poor girl and these poor parents go through on a daily basis, but like you said, they have a television show. So I guess the agent said, you know what I was just thinking is that she could almost be like a lure for the police. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. You know, she could kind of go into an undercover agent. Oh, not anymore. Now she's famous. What are you going to do now? You know what I'm saying. I don't know. I just wish for Sean Array that, you know, let's see, finds love. I wish that everybody finds love. I wish that happens for everybody.

Yeah, of course. You know, it happens for me. And if it can happen for me, it can happen for anybody. I wish it for my friend who keeps getting ghosted. I do too. I wish it for your friend. He gave me an update. He saw the video and he was like, oh man,

I was like, I didn't say your name. No one knows who the fuck you are. He's like, you really think I cheat on every woman that I've ever been with? I'm like, have you cheated on everyone you've ever, yeah, but that's besides the point. It's fucking unbelievable. Yeah, we wish for love for everyone.

And this is a tough case. Tough, tough call. Yeah, I have some more clips from Sean Array will play later on down the road. I have a monster's hunt monster hunters. I know. I know. Yes, we'll load that up in the next episode. I wanted to ask one if you're watching one more thing. Okay. Have you been watching cheer? Have you seen cheer? The television show on. No, I've seen about it. I've seen stuff about it, but you got to watch cheer. Okay. You got to watch cheer season one

So we can talk about cheer season two another another show another manly show that I want you to get it They're fascinating reality Another fascinating reality show about 22 year olds about 22 year olds, it looks like eight year olds. Yeah, I'm right. Cheers. Okay. Cheers. It follows cheerleaders around.

There you go. I thought I've heard. I'm sorry, I like these television shows. Okay. Oh my god, we got into two of the 18 television shows we wanted to talk about. Sorry, I took up all the time with Euphoria. Okay. So, I think that's all we can do today.

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Yeah. Right now, there's no money. So don't worry about it. No one wants to pay for any of this stuff and I also wanted to let you know that I love you. I love you. I love you best to you Chrissy. And best to you out there on the podcast universe we always say and we always do say until next time, bye! Follow us at the commercial break on Instagram. Each episode is written and produced by Brian Green, co-hosted by Chrissy Holtley, with additional content provided by Tina Carnot. Thank you.

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