The Commercial Break - It's Your Whatever Chakra

Episode Date: February 15, 2024

Bryan & Krissy discover that the key to being a man is to never be sorry & to use your beautiful thrusting energy! Man moon circle Retirement drugs! Word of the Day… Tiktok music drama TCB MUSIC! Reggae-Tony Not a penny more for Bryan John Anthony is turning a corner? Zan Perrion on what it means to be a man It's your chakra or whatever! The whatever chakra is getting wild Your dick energy is failing SOCIETY Yuckles Clown School & Dating Class! You're top heavy NEVER BE SORRY You need that beautiful thrusting energy Top O’ The Creep Heap LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Always smell good. I'll tell you for why. The first hole you penetrate is her nostril. On this episode of the commercial break... I think when you go to talk about the chakras, they say whatever. Whatever! Yeah, whatever it's called. I've studied it for 3000 years. I am the last of the kung fu chakras.

Or whatever. I was literally given my chakras by the Dalai Lama himself, but I can't remember what it's called Whatever onward and upward The next episode of the commercial break starts now Oh, yeah, cats and kittens welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is the beautiful co-host of the commercial break. Chris, enjoy, hopefully best to you, Chris. Best to you Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe.

I started talking before the microphones were on. I was like, nah, nah. Professional organization, tip-top, chip-shop over here in shape. Oh yeah, I was running like a swell oil machine. Today especially, we're just, we got it. Diled in. Diled in. Diled in. We're dialed into the phone number

that doesn't work anymore. Yeah, you know, we'll get there. We'll get there. I'm almost ready to present a new phone number, but not quite yet. We're having all kind of technical misfires here at the commercial break, but we'll get there. We'll get there.

I want to share that we had a planned today, the day that we're recording this episode. We had planned not to record this episode. We had planned to have a very special superstar guest for a TCB infomercial, and we could not get him for the life of us, could not get him into the actual studio. Technical issues. From the internet. Yeah, technical issues. I don't know what was going on. It is a new moon today, so maybe that has something to do with it. Oh, well that explains it.

That is the horseshit I was looking to excuse myself from. Boom. Boom, bam. Moon Psyche! I'm having my man, Moon Psyche. I had some hippy-dippy bullshit that was on my Instagram and it was like have you been to a man moon circle? And I was like a man moon circle. Well, yes, I think I have actually I think I'm in the two or three man moon circle Two things update about Instagram. They went to the word of the day number one

I found more you remember I told told you, it was just you, no? I think Tina or you, we talked about the Instagram real I saw where the old ladies were at a party and they were passing around a plate of cocaine. No, yeah, that wasn't me. Okay, that was Tina. Okay. So I saw this reel.

It was, I'm assuming somewhere in Western Europe. Oh, you've sent me the reel though. Yes. And they were doing blow. They were like old ladies sitting at a table, big party going on around them with lots of, different age groups, kids all the way up to very old folks. The old ladies were sitting at a table

and they were passing around a huge plate of cocaine and they were either sucking it into their mouths and then like you could tell they were like licking their lips and like rubbing their teeth, just as you would if you had done cocaine or they were sucking it into their mouths and then like you could tell they were like licking their lips and like rubbing their teeth Just as you would if you had done cocaine or they were sucking it into their nose So either inhaling it or sniffing it. I guess it goes the same place either way And then they showed them later on in the party. They were moving dancing like Follow-up to that video there is a second part to that video where more old ladies at the same party

are passing around that same plate of cocaine. And I was like, this has gotta be- Like Pablo Escobar's family? Yeah, no, no, I think these were Western European folks. They almost look like, I don't wanna say the word gypsy because someone wrote me and told me that was highly offensive. I'm sorry, I didn't know. They have it on TLC. I thought if it's on TLC

It must be safe to say on the TCB, but that's apparently not but they looked like So Western Europeaners like you know travelers something like that so What do you want me to say gypsies, what do you want me to say? I mean, I'm sorry if I offended anybody, but I thought that was a term that they use for themselves on the fucking television show. Okay, all right, I'm gonna calm down though. I understand it might be offensive to people. So I'm gonna call them travelers, right?

That's what they look like, travelers, travelers. I don't know. Okay, so here we go. And then I thought to myself, wow, this is either one big hoax video. They're clearly sucking up sugar or something baby laxative or whatever. Or this is how you and I retire.

This is where we go to retire at the Western European travelers parties. Where are you going traveling? Yes, traveling, travel to the parties where they just hand out free cocaine to old people. I thought to myself, why the fuck not? Why the fuck not? Good for you. This made, honestly, Chrissy, and I told Tina this, it made me think about drug use in an

entirely different way. You do the drugs when you're young, test them out, see how they go, see if you're one of those people that are gonna die on the side of the street or manage to pull through. And then you do them when you're very old. Very young, very old. Because when you're old, what the fuck do you have to lose?

You might as well have a party. Now, my luck, I take one little, I start sucking it because I got congestion now because of the young cocaine abuse I did, but I suck that first line and I plop down right there, widow maker, right? Or, or. We have a really good time.

We go to a man moon cycle and we get it done. And then number two on Instagram, I wanted to share with you is that because of these hippie-dippy shit that I follow sometimes Sometimes the laugh at and then sometimes I actually I Saw a big circle of people imagine 80 hippies a big circle. I'm assuming Costa Rica on the beach

No, not on the beach But that would have been nice in the forest in the rain forest somewhere was one of those and they were doing the ayahuasca Ceremony they all had the ayahuasca ceremony. They all had the ayahuasca cups and they were all sucking it up. So the beginning is they're chanting to the new man moon cycle or whatever. Oh, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, you know, ababa, ababa, jiba, whatever.

They slurp down that nasty, yes, drink of ayahuasca. And then quick cut. Now they're all out in the middle of the rainforest tripping their brains out, throwing up. And it was reminded me of the time. Who was filming this? The one guy who did not do ayahuasca that day. Yes, the one guy who was like,

I'm good, that's me. You guys go ahead. Yeah, that would be me. I'm gonna wait and see what happens. Listen, I'm gonna let you finish, but before you do, I'm really cool with whatever you guys are about to do. Let me step back and film it for posterity's sake. You're gonna wanna see yourself screaming like a holler monkey

because you're dying a thousand deaths on the inside, throwing up blood out your nose. I'm just gonna be here filming it for Instagram because that's what you do. So we're gonna pop it up on Instagram. Nothing like going through an ayahuasca ceremony. It's make sure it gets on Instagram. Unbelievable.

Otherwise you didn't do it. Yeah, other, pics or it didn't happen. Isn't that what they say? Receipts it didn't happen. Word of the day. Oh, the word of the day today. Are you ready? I think.

You asked me that a lot. Are you ready? Are you ready? Like I guess. You're gonna do it anyways. Are you ready? Are you ready? Like, I guess. You're going to do it anyways, right? Yeah, you're going to do it anyways. Why would I not do it? It is duende.

Duende? Duende. Duende. The day. Duende. Duende. Duende. D-U-E-N-D-E.

Yes, that is the alternate. That is the Greek word for Mondays. Do I get to the end of the day? Shorten to duende. I like that. Okay. Use it in a sentence. Let me see if I can actually get the real meaning of it.

The duende behind his song comes from nature. The inspiration behind that song comes. Inspirado. Why don't you come to your senses? The quality of passion and inspiration. There you go. That's it. You've been riding my fences.

Sorry. That song would be now be in my head for the rest of the day. Great song. What a great song. Dance Marado. Dance Marado, why don't you come to your senses? You've been out riding fences for so long now. Riding fences, never got it, but sounds, you know.

Is that what it says? Yeah, but different. You got riding fences. Yeah, riding fences or making fences or something Cuz you're high on that myth you better come down Get some good Yeah, I got some mountain doing to win I got some mountain dew and dwindle. What is it, dwindle?

Dwindle. Dwindle. Uh, desperado, desperado lyrics. Let's see here. Oh, desperado lyrics. Let me make sure that I get this one right. Uh, lyrics. Because now I'm thinking to myself, I don't know if he's writing fences.

I don't think so, but maybe. Uh, Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? You've been out riding fences for so long now. Oh, you're a hard one. I think this is about sex. But I know that you've got your reasons, these things that are pleasing, can hurt you somehow. This is about riding the dildo. I'm sure of it now.

Or you remember that one episode that we did with the people who want to have sex with inanimate objects? There was a fence involved. Yes, there was. You are so correct about that, Chrissy. I remember he hasn't gone yet. Your memory hasn't gone yet. I can't remember where I put my chapstick.

Five minutes ago. Oh, that is the worst. I am terrible. I have 15 chapsticks and I can never find one. Chrissy. When I go to get one. I have to keep one. I know.

I have to keep one here, just so I don't forget where I forgot to forget it. Exactly. I forgot where I forgot. I put that thing. I mean, I'm forgetting my forgetting now. You know what I'm saying? I'll forget something.

I'll go looking for it. And then I forget. I can't find it. But then I forget what I'm looking for. I'm like, I forgot what I'm forgetting. It's unbelievable. I'm like, I'm going like. I hear ya.

I'm going three levels deep into forgetting and it's really sad. And why does that happen? I don't know. I feel like COVID has something to do with it. I'm going to blame it on COVID. I like to blame it on COVID too. I think I have that long COVID brain fog. Or it just accelerated my already intense brain fog. All right, let's do some headlines.

Universal Music Group pulling the entire catalog from TikTok. Did you hear this one? I did not. According to the morning brew, the biggest hurdle to get, excuse me, when future archaeologists find the TikTok catalog, they're going to be so bored watching the post-Barbie homages to girlhood without the haunting Billie Eilish song. Universal Music Group, UMG, which is a music label for huge artists like Eilish, Taylor Swift Music Group, UMG, which is a music label for huge artists like Eilish, Taylor Swift, and Drake, said it would pull its catalog from

the platform after failing to negotiate a new contract with TikTok. The apps nearly 1.4 billion users should start to hear the change today. That was two weeks ago now that I'm reading this, so it may have changed. You heard it here last. You heard it here last on the commercial break. The commercial break. The change will be happening today in songs and videos as the old contract expired at midnight.

This was February, this is like February 3rd, this happened. So what happens if you're looking at a TikTok that had one of these songs that's been pulled? Is it just silence? Yeah, I think it gets pulled automatically. I mean, I don't know for sure, but I imagine that's how licensing works. Like you can't then continue to gain views if you don't have a contract for those views to be played on music, to be played with that music. The biggest hard of the getting a new deal was royalty payments. UMG accused

TikTok of building a music-based business without paying fair value for that music. That comes after the app reportedly brought in nearly $20 billion in ad revenue last year. Wow, that's insane. Online safety concerns, worries that TikTok isn't doing enough to protect artists from AI are some of the other issues. The company pushed back to TikTok is sweating this issue saying that There's a false narrative from UMG it reached an artist's first deal with other labels But this could meant represent a major snag in TikTok's future music plans

Especially after it launched to TikTok music back in 21 in some countries including Ireland Australia and Mexico in some countries, including Ireland, Australia and Mexico. They did that to take on Spotify and Apple music. Listen, they already have the established user base to become the place and to become the place to listen to music because everyone's familiar with the app. It's right there at their fingertips. They don't have to deal with that fucking Apple turning on every goddamn time you turn on your car.

And still happening to me today. I know. Yeah. The line is longing. I know. I'm like, I listened to that like three months ago. Why? I know.

It's so random. It's so random, but once it gets stuck, it just keeps playing the same song. It does it every time. And then all of a sudden it'll play a new song. You know what is playing in me now? Playing in song. You know what is playing in me now? Playing in me. You know what's playing in me now?

What's the Duende? What's the Duende? The Duende is I Googled, excuse me, on Apple Music, I searched for a remix of that Creed song because I was gonna play it. So now, I've got that, whatever that was from the other day. Oh my God, I can't stand it. So now it's, I've got that, you know, whatever that was from the other day. Oh my God, I can't stand it. I'm going six feet under, maybe six feet under, ain't that far? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Drop the creed! Drop the creed.

You know they're a Christian band who didn't intend to be Christian, but now are Christian, don't you? She got all the young ones up in arms. I think this is a big deal for TikTok because I think part of the allure of TikTok is the music. And so many.

Well, because a lot of people do dancing and things. And so many artists have broke big on Breaking Bad, essentially, on TikTok. And when you can't then distribute your music. We broke big. We broke big, yeah, we broke big. On the backs of nobody's music. On the backs of 33P, owned by no catalog company.

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Listen to these classic songs! Uh, fiddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle-liddle She was dying in the grass. Don't forget this Pearl Jam classic. The Weed and Drown Me Man. All your favorite forgettable songs live on TGCB Music. Hey, it's better than Apple CarPlay. We've sung quite a few songs on this on this show, I think. None of them remarkably well, but you know, hey, why not? We'll do a little ditty. We'll forget Riga Tony.

Got your lover. Got your lover. Making pasta, rig, rig, Riga Tony. Yeah. Yeah, man. That poor bastard. You may may go there's an episode of the commercial rate called rig a Tony reggae Tony yeah like reggae and then the and then the name Tony it's probably episode I don't it's gotta be in the first 50 episodes we were reviewing bad music auditions and there was one from

I think it was American Idol, maybe in Europe somewhere, two guys come up, they look perfectly normal, perfectly decent human beings, but this is back in the late 90s, I think, early 2000s, something like that. It's from a long time ago. And the judges were like, okay, what's you gonna sing? And the guy's like, well, I'm gonna sing a song

we actually made up ourselves. And he's like, oh, okay, great. And one of the guys starts off lovely. It's a lovely song. Yeah, he's like, I wanna take you home, I won't leave. Yeah, the judges are looking and they're like, oh, okay. Wow, this guy. And then Riga Tony, the guy standing next to him doing

nothing for the first six verses of the song, is like, lay you down girl, catch, catch you down girl. Yeah. Lay me. Lay you over, lick, lick you over. Yeah. Yeah, man. Come on now.

He starts like doing this reggae rap in the background, completely destroying any chances of the other guys to get in. And it was just so fucking funny. I wish we could have those guys on. Whatever happened to Riga Tony, that's what I wanna know. Did they break big on TikTok or are they headed straight for TCB minus?

Has any ladder made me true? The ladder is probably true because it's not hard to break it big here. We'll literally take anybody. As long as you can figure out how to get on Our hosting system we'll be happy to have you as you guess Yeah, so I think a big deal for universal and tick-tock I probably imagine by the time the stairs they've already figured out Yeah, but it's a big deal even to pull it for just a couple of weeks because you're right.

So many of those TikTok fads are around dancing and dancing to very popular music, not like, you know, but I wonder how much an artist gets paid per view on TikTok. I don't know. It's gotta be like, oh, thousands of a penny. Because when you are on Spotify. That's the way I was on Spotify.. Because when you are on Spotify. That's the way I was on Spotify.

Yeah, when you're on Spotify, Taylor Swift made like what? Like $100 million on Spotify in 2023 or something like that. Like she was the most popular artist. And then there's Bad Bunny. He was the second most popular artist. And I think he made like, you know, $93 million or whatever it is.

But they had billions of plays of their songs So if you're the average artist like 33 penis or chopper John Johnson and you're getting hunt You know, I don't know for me tens of plays But let's say you're getting hundreds of thousands of plays every month you are making any money on Spotify You might be getting an $80 check from them. Oh, yeah, and someone's listened to your music hundreds of thousands of times I can understand why you'd be upset because if you had to go to Turtles music and buy a CD Turtles yeah, you'd pay 2999 or whatever at the beginning was 1999 by the end It was like 2999 for a CD an entire album's worth of music

But there was a good chance that the artist actually saw some cut of that. Yes. Two or three dollars from every sale. So if you sold hundreds of thousands, let's say there was hundreds of thousands of people generating those hundreds of thousands of views. There's hundreds of thousands of people buying your music. If I do my quick math, you're making $57 million per CD. That's good math. Thanks. I carried the one this time. So I do think this is a big deal. dollars per CD. That's good math.

I carried the one this time. So I do think this is a big deal. And of course, UMG is trying to get their take, and TikTok doesn't want to pay as much. But they made $20 billion last year. Is it really a big deal to cut off an extra billion to the artists who are making your platform so popular? But you know what they say?

You know what they say? TikTok is a Chinese-owned application and the Chinese are known to be the toughest negotiators in the world, except for me. I am also the toughest negotiator in the world. If you want me to lose money, all you have to do is negotiate with me. I will make it tough for myself to make any money

in a negotiation. That's how I roll. Buy, high, sell, low. That's your motto. Yes, that's right. Okay, Brian, we've come to the conclusion that your catalog is worth $10,000. Well, I've come to the conclusion

that I'll sell it to you for $3,000. Not a penny less. And not a penny more. Okay, let's, we'll check our math real quick on this one. Yep, I'm getting universal consent here at the door. My manager approved it. Yes. I'm going behind my manager's back to make myself an even worse deal.

Okay, I'm checking in the boardroom here. Yes, we all agree. $3,000 and not a penny more. $1,000. I thought we agreed on three. Well now I want one. Okay, we'll go down to one. I just needed a cash right now. Yes. I'll take $58 and I want you to PayPal it to me immediately. Okay.

What about $30 and we'll cover the PayPal fee? $27. Okay, that's a good deal. Can you sign the contract? I already signed it. I crossed out $10,000. I put $7.27 You've already sent a domain assigned to Christina sign this I mean you sign it take a picture give it back to me quick quick quick so we can not get paid for three months

I need you to make that check payable to Georgia Power to Verizon Wireless Cell Phone Services. Phone.com. Phone.com. Oh. Yeah, well, in life, you know, in life you're good at some stuff, you're not good at others. In some ways. That's why you hire somebody else to do all the tough talking for you. All right, we'll take a break, we'll be back.

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or maybe I'll tell you this off here, John Anthony Lifestyle, the pois that we have talked about many times on this show, who? Pickup artist. Pickup artist. Who was just like a terrible human being in general, based on his videos, was a terrible human being. He couldn't even remember the name of the girl that supposedly had been running around town,

grabbing threesomes with him. Couldn't even remember, couldn't be bothered to remember her name. He was picking up girls at the mall at the jewelry stand. All kind of crazy shit. Starbucks, all kind of crazy shit. He is turning a corner on his channels.

I've just been watching some of his videos and he's been turning a corner. He is now a critic of other, plus he is a, like a guy who's just going straight at other PUA's for their techniques and their tactics, saying they're misogynistic and they're bad and they never work. I mean, it's quite the kettle calling,

it's quite the kettle calling the pot black. I'm not even sure how that saying goes. It's quite the kettle calling the Q-tip white and I'm just Thank you And I'm and I'm saying that from the perspective of a guy who knows not anything about picking up women, but I Know that these tactics don't work. I'm smart enough to know that I've got enough fucking common sense in my head to understand that this stuff just doesn't work under any circumstance. I mean, maybe everyone's gonna, even a blind squirrel,

even a blind squirrel makes his way to a tree. Even a blind squirrel gets strawberry every once in a while. And so I just can't believe the corner this guy is turning is trying to make himself more presentable. Yeah. And I think it's generally because there's been a big backlash online about pause and their bullshittery. It doesn't make sense.

It probably was never going to work. It's taking advantage of guys who are obviously in vulnerable positions and are willing to do anything just to find some company, which I don't feel bad for the pause. I feel bad for the guys in the audience. And I don't- That are the pause. I feel bad for the guys in the audience. And I don't- That are paying money to go through these programs.

These programs, or these guys that get wrapped up with Andrew Tate and his fucking, Good money. His scam kingdom or whatever it is, they're paying really good money. They're paying like thousands of dollars to get these courses that are 30 minutes long and include guys like John Anthony

talking about making out with three women at the same time. That doesn't help them get women. It just makes you feel better about yourself, John Anthony lifestyle. I'm keeping an eye on you, but I don't believe a fucking word you say. And I think if the money was in the Poix community, you would be back with them in a heartbeat. Well, you're seeing the tide turn and you have enough common sense up in this noggin of yours to turn that corner with them. So you also don't get the shit ended. What's he doing now? He's like reviewing all of the poise on mine.

Oh, for money. Oh, he's still doing the same thing. He's still going to coach you. He's just, he just slyly puts it in there while he's criticizing other poise. He tells you that he's the better poise, right? But he's taking a little bit more of a soft touch. So he's doing these breakdown videos like we do of other pause and to be fair, I mean not to be fair, to be fair to us, John Anthony started doing

these breakdown videos of other pause suspiciously after we started breaking down John Anthony's pause videos. I'm not saying he did it because we did it. I'm saying that it's in trend and I think he's just following the trends. Like a lot of influencers do, exactly like we do. When it's trendy to talk about something

four and a half years later, we'll catch up to it. We just learned there was a pandemic. You wanna talk about it? Trump won? He won? So last time we did a breakdown and I noticed that John is now going after the 21 convention. Oh, the one that we reviewed a little while back.

Where the other guy, who's the other guy? Adam Lyon. Adam Lyon. So there are many, many guys that talk about the 21 convention, the 21 convention in and of itself in the 21 group. It's legendary. It's still out there. They got at least 50 to 60 views per YouTube video.

They are really doing what they get as many views as we do on our YouTube videos. Come on guys, watch a YouTube video. Is that really that hard? Could you do a favor for us, please? Pretty please. I will literally pay you $1,000 to watch 10 minutes of my video. I've got to up that average watch time from one second to seven seconds.

So the 21 convention apparently is a big deal in this community and it's a whole lifestyle. Like it's not just about- Of course it is. Yeah, it's not just about picking up women. It's about being a man and asserting yourself and taking control of the family. Having the right lighting.

Yeah, having the right lighting. Lamps. Having the right lamps. I the right lighting. Lamps. Lamps. I like lamps. I like lamp. So I went back and I watched some of the videos of the 21 convention and I found a very interesting segment about what it takes to have that masculine energy

that women really want. This guy is a one of a kind. I don't know if he came from the party in the woods or if he came from the Pua community. I think he's a good mix of alien light language and the Pua community. I thought we'd take a look at him. He's got some spiritualness mixed in.

I think that's what he's trying to go for. I'm not sure with any effect, but A for effort. The Moon Psych, Man Moon Psychle. Man Moon Psychle. Just go for the Man Moon Psychle. The moon cycle, man moon cycle. Man moon cycle. Just go for the man moon cycle. The man moon cycle. But I found it interesting enough that we should review here.

Okay. Which is a low bar by the way. But okay, there we go. So I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do like to do. And I'm ready. Just so you know.

Okay. Here, answer me before I ask. We've gotten to that point. We're like an old married couple. Finish each other sentences. All right, let's take a listen to what it takes to get that masculine energy that women are so attracted to.

Okay. What I tried to capture in here. His name is Zan Peronin. Nope. Okay. Is that Peronin? What's his name? I don't know, whatever.

Zan. He probably says it Zan. He probably says Zon. But I tried to capture it here and it's so powerful. I tried to write about the energy of men who women adore. They get a free pass. I tried to write about what do they have? What are the qualities that they have? What is the spirit that they have? So why is he yielding his fans? Like Michael Jackson? I hate guys who hold their belt buckle like that. that they have. What is the spirit that they have? Why is he holding his pants like Michael Jackson? I hate guys who hold their belt buckle like that. Yeah, they make some look like, you know,

their dick's about to pop out of their pants. They gotta keep it in. Yeah, I gotta keep it in. He's wearing an entirely too small gray shirt. A T-shirt. Yeah, his dad bought all over the place. He's got a foo man chew and a scruffy, way too wide goatee. This guy's got a look.

It's like, I could have been Johnny Depp, but I went to Krispy Kreme instead. You know what I'm saying? I could have been the Johnny Depp before. Yeah. I'm not gonna make fun of teeth, because teeth are not something you control, but He's got a gray

V-neck shirt on dad bot in full effect and then he's holding his belt buckle as this is got quite a few bracelets and necklaces As if his anaconda is about to slip out of the Amazon Ring oh, yeah, he's jewelryed up. That's a thing. That's a thing with guys more rings and like me The more bracelets you wear the more pussy you get it's there's a there's an equation there somewhere And you know if you if you if you if you start from here, which is a center of gravity is a man here I don't mean it's not the center of gravity for a woman also He's pointing to his chest Okay, yep. It looks like he's about to kung fu us all into paying more money You buy chakras, but if you do imagine your center, whatever chest heart chakra

You start from an energy force from here as a man. Okay. I think when you go to talk about the chakras, they say whatever. Whatever. Yeah, whatever it's called. I've studied it for 3,000 years. I am the last of the kung fu chakras. Or whatever. I was literally given my chakras by the Dalai Lama himself. But I can't remember what it's called. Whatever. Onward and upward. You paid good money to be here. But I can't remember what it's called. Whatever. Onward and upward. You paid good money to be here. Look at this Samsung TV behind me.

They don't even have a screen. Like, you know, you go to a convention and they have the big screens behind them. Yeah, those big complicated setups with the stage and the lighting. Nope. They don't spend money on fairly shit here at the 21 convention. They're just going to go get a Walmart. Please don't take money on fairly shit here at the 21 convention. They're just gonna go get a Walmart. Please don't take it out of the wrapping. You know the little wrap that comes around it?

The little plastic thing you gotta take out. When you do return it after. This is incredibly important. You start from here like this. Your energy as a man moves out into the world from here and it goes up and out. Like a breath. Just like my dick. Just like my dick. There it is. Do it with me. Yeah, there it is. And there it was. There's my energy right on the floor. Roiling around. Roiling around screaming.

My god! I was stuck in his dick chocolate or whatever. He goes like this. And it's a beautiful masculine energy. This is you being charming, being humorous, being inviting, being gracious. This is you saying, would you like some more wine? This is you saying, hey, can I get your... Whoa! All that from your whatever chakra?

I didn't know you're whatever chakra was in charge of getting people wine. But that's awesome. You need to like some more wine. Hey, whatever chakra. Let's get to action. What do you need? Let's ask her if she wants some more wine. Or maybe one of those pigs in a blanket, those are really good. Yeah, whatever chakra, get to work. All right, can we come up with a name please?

Whatever chakra sounds kind of shitty to the other chakras. I'm here talking to the enus chakra. And he says he's got a name, enus chakra. All right, whatever chakra, get to work. Well, for you, this is you telling a joke. And this is you, Chakra, get to work. Both of you, this is you telling a joke. And this is you, hey guys, nice to meet you. This is a great, beautiful, upper energy, masculine beauty. Charm, empathy, sympathy.

Whatever. Humor, all these beautiful things. All of it. Whatever. Put it all in. Yeah. Just breathe. By the way, I didn't know that was masculine energy

just to be polite. I know. Yeah, I thought polite was way. I didn't know that was masculine energy just to be polite Yeah, I thought polite was being empathy. Yeah empathy That's masculine. I'm sorry. I've got my whatever chakra turned off Fuck you qualities of man Comes from here and moves on to the world imagine you're on a job interview Everything about you is high You're sitting across the table from the interview. Yes. I did this interview, everything about you is high. You're sitting across the table from the interview, yes I did this, and even your eye contact is high, you can feel it, right?

You're like lifting, you're straight up as an arrow. You might actually be high too. I am so fucked up, man. We're ready to go kill this interview? I got those dibbity dabs right in my whatever chakra. Let's go! I'm gonna cheese out my energy. I'm just gonna cheese it out on the floor. Up, down, down. I got those dibbity dabs right in my whatever chakra. Let's go! I'm gonna cheese out my energy.

I'm just gonna cheese it out on the floor. Up and out, up and out, just like the dick chakra. That's the thing, yeah. And now I did this and yeah, and everything is high energy and it's a beautiful energy. It's a beautiful masculine energy. And it's needed. Okay? Is that the floor about to break?

Now imagine from the same set. Yep The whole room that there is about to collapse But whatever yeah, you paid good money. I got my belt buckle on is my superhero belt buckle As long as I keep touching it. We're all in good space, buddy. We have gravity here. You sent your same heart Originating place Here you sent your same heart Or originating place Not a different heart yeah, do you have any cue cards or anything? Did you think about memorizing this before you came on your heart? He's trying to say chakra, but he can't remember he's like they're originating place You know your center of gravity You can't remember, he's like, your originating place.

You know, your center of gravity. Center of gravity. Not your center of gravity, you shit-foot brains. There's an equal counterbalancing energy that is necessary to be a man. This is your dick energy. Dick energy. You're dick, you're a child of fire.

Why, Brian? Yeah, finally, we get to be 1,000, You're dick energy! Dick energy! You're dick chakra fun! Wybride! Finally! We get to be Wybride 3000! My little 33P! That's right! Shut up whatever! Shut up you whatever chakra! Hey man, I'm just up here trying to get some wine! Get some wine for the bitches so they can get drunk and I can get to school with! Yeah!

Wybride 3000! I literally got bottles and bottles Slippin' on my dick I am drippin' with Why Brian 3000 Hey, settle down, be polite! Fuck you! Whatever, chakra! Hey, if you don't settle down, I'm gonna tell Brian you said fuck Fuck you! I'm the new center of gravity around here

I'm on the floor, banging bitches and having fun. You are so rude. God damn right, I'm rude. That's how you get the ladies. I thought it was being polite. Yeah, he's like everybody. He just wants another thousand dollars. An energy that goes down and out into the world. God damn right, we go down, down into the interior of the vulva. Oh my god you're so rude. Fuck off. I will not. Oh I will not.

It's low on the floor. He vibrates. Has a vibration. Can you feel the vibration? Coming from the floor? It's the floor Could you feel the vibration this holiday and expresses Oh man. I didn't think this was going to be this much fun, but I love it now. Everything's about is lower.

Your voice is lower. Everything's lower. This is your sexual desire. This is what he's pointing. Like he's revealed something that no one's ever said before. He's fucking... It's so alleviate. Doing Shakespeare.

He's like, this is your dick energy. Do you see it? Do you see my dick energy? It's coming from the floor. It's coming from the floor. It's about from the floor What if you just had like a huge direction That's what he was holding his belt buckle for

Whatever We're gonna now vibrate the floor with our balls. Bing, bang, bing, bang. Fee, fie, foe, foe. Here comes my dick right in your bum. Which in the West is a bad day. Toxic. You rapist. Whoa! What? I don't think you're a rapist

because you have sexual energy. Oh. Right? Right? Am I right sexual energy. Oh. Right? Right? Am I right? Am I right? Right? Was I right with the rape thing?

Am I right? He's trying to build good sense. Do you understand? Yeah, the whole audience is probably like, huh, Jesus Christ. My mom told me not to come to this. I should have listened to her. This is you wanting to bend the world over.

This is you seeing a heart shaped ass. I like this. I like that. God damn right now we're talking turkey. This is you looking at a fat, fat ass going God damn. Heart-shaped ass. Heart-shaped, I don't care what shape it is really. I don't have eyes.

I'm just a dick chocker. That's your, and I'll tell you this, it's... It's given to you by God. You fail. God, women, men, society, everything. When you like... block off that energy, which we all do. You fail God, women, men, and society. Exactly.

What? When do we have to get God involved? Shut up, whatever, Chaka. You can crush your little soul. He is all over the place. He is... He's not using his center of gravity right now, lonely. Just settle down, I'll get it back to him.

My goddamn balls, you will. Ha-ha! Let the tiger loose, you know what I'm saying? I do not know what you're saying. I told you to fuck off. This society has been taught, your eyes front, respectful, don't have any kind of this sexual energy at all,

and it's wrong. It's wrong. I've been saying don't have any sexual energy. No one said don't have any sexual energy. You're taking it to the extreme. This is what all the... I've been watching some more recent 21 conventions and this is what they all say. There's one guy that I watch on a video.

He could not say, he could not have said, fuck more in his conversation. He was like, fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck men, fucking fucking winning, fuck fuck fuck. And I was like, wow, that's super intelligent conversation right there.

That's sorry, I was just getting a phone call from someone I have money to. And they're all like so angry because they think that this is how society has told them to be, that's not true. Yes, they do not, society generally does not want you going around raping people, that's not the point. They're not asking you to not be sexual.

As a matter of fact, I think we could use a little bit more sexual energy out there in the right way. But just because you have a dick doesn't mean you don't have control over your dick. And that's the point. And he's playing into it. He's saying that everyone thinks you're a rapist just because you have a dick. That's not true. That is not true.

Saying to men that they don't have control over their own bodies is bullshit. And it is proliferating the problem, not fixing the problem. My opinion. Right. And guys like this are just playing into it left and right. So that was my serious talk for the day. Sure. I know, I agree. I know, you don't like it when Brian gets all fluffed.

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and get back to the commercial break. Okay, we're back just where you wanted to be today. Not your morning drive or your afternoon run or whatever you're listening to this at the 21 convention with Zon. Your sexual energy that moves on to the, it's like, it's kind of like bass that flows into the floor. Boom, boom, boom.

And women can feel it. They can feel it when their energy of a man. Drop the bass! Drop the dick chock rock! Drop your pig! Drop the dick chock-rock! Drop your energy! That's so stupid. So stupid. That sexual vibration that floats on the floor.

But here's the key. And here's the key. Do tell. Obviously this guy has never studied chakras. Never. He's happy to piggy front off of it, but he's never learned about it. You need both.

Both energies. If you're only this upper energy guy, which all the dating advice out there, all the mainstream media, how to be more humorous, how to take toast masses, how to be tell a joke, how to be more tell story, storytelling.

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Cloud School and Dating Advice. Yuckel's Cloud School and Dating Advice. Clown school and dating advice yuckles clown school and dating advice Mainstream media pushing yuckles all over us That's the problem that's why we got all these issues the mainstream media pushing yuckles all over us We need more sincere deep deep thinkers and men. Like chakra, whatever chakra. Nothing says deep and sincere, spiritual and alive, energetic and manly, like whatever chakra. Just saying, how to be, where to take a girl on a date

is all- You want to take a girl on a date so I find a shirt two sizes too small. All of the instruction for men is how to be more of this nice guy upper energy. If you're only upper energy, when you say to a girl, hey, I like you, would you like to go for coffee? She says, I have a boyfriend.

You're top heavy and you fall over. What? You flinch all over the place. You're a white. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. What is that? He flinched all the way in the easy way. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What is this a pratfall class? You fall over. He's been to Yuckels, obviously. He's been to Yuckels. What he has not been to is a fucking, you know, supercuts. No one's washed that hair in two years.

Oh, God, it's dripping with something. You didn't mean anything by it? He didn't. You, I have a boyfriend. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know he had a boyfriend. You're sorry because she had a boyfriend Never be sorry Never say sorry, never surrender Don't say sorry don't say sorry don't say sorry, don't say sorry, don't say sorry. Sorry. You fucker, now what a fuckt.

That one just fell down. You know what I would have said? I would have said, well call him up and tell him you found a new victim. That's what you said. How rude. Exactly. Too much of that upper energy always making us fall over at coffee shops My job is a man

So this upper energy is what's being taught. This is why we have a generation of nice guys You're either in your basement a generation of nice guys you make that sound like a bad thing my god My God. This is the problem. You make nice guys sound like a bad thing. Guys should be nice in general. There are times to show your teeth. It's not when you're trying to pick up a woman. It's not.

We play in World of Warcraft, not going out and meeting girls, or you're being taught upper energy things, which are good things. Yeah, nothing says nice guy like playing World of Warcraft all day long. But if they don't have the counterbalance of that beautiful lower thrusting energy.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, so beautiful. So beautiful. Oh, it's delicious. It's beautiful, Chrissy. So good. So good. Just so good. You want me to show you?

Come over here, Chrissy, with your apple bottom. Settle down. She's your friend. Let's get her a drink first. I'll take some more wine. You want some more wine? I got that covered. Upper energy here.

There, see? Now go hoofs. Hoofs fucking off now. Don't worry. I'll be thrusting that glass of wine right out of her! The spanking energy, if you don't have that... The spanking energy? Someone literally just fell off their chair. They were like, has the check cleared yet? Because I want my money back.

You could just hear somebody running to the door. Let's listen to that again. Listen, listen closely. Fell over. Spanky men are nice guy. Energy just fell over. Then you're a nice guy. Yeah.

He's too top heavy. Women, he's too top heavy. Women are dating nice guys and men are learning, okay, how to go down on a woman, how to, her anatomy, they're reading all these books and programs and like how to please a woman. Oh God forbid. God forbid we both get enjoyment out of sex. How to massage you with the right oils and candles

for the right, they're pleasing women. And women say, I want that guy, yeah, sign me up. No, you don't. No, you want a guy who doesn't even know where the hole is. No, you don't, I'm a man, I know. Yeah. I know what you want. I'm just gonna start poking around

until I find something to stick into. You don't mind, do you? That thrusting energy. That guy? Are you talking about it? You make no sense whatsoever. So guys getting educated about female anatomy to make the act of sex more pleasurable is a bad thing?

Yeah, apparently. Massaging them with oils is not what women want. Listen, I am no Casanova. Trust me. No Casanova. But I don't think I'm going to be at a point where I'm going to complain about my sexual experience in life, my sexual experiences. I've had plenty of them, many of them.

I'm a woman and I'm saying I like that stuff. Of course you do, Chrissy. Because this guy is just talking shit. He just got paid $500 to get up there give a speech He hasn't even practiced Guy goes down to you for 45 minutes. You could get yourself off in two minutes with your fingers No, it's nice feels good. That's cool But you have no there's nothing in him that makes me what is he talking about? I don't know he went from chakras to going down on someone for 45 minutes.

First of all, don't know anyone who goes down on anyone for 45 minutes. That hurts your jaw. That's just bad, that's just bad physio right there. This guy's incredible. You see? No, I don't. Nope, I have no idea.

Just as glueless as when you started. He provided an out. Yeah. They're a PowerPoint to go along with it. And I call you back tomorrow unless you know about this proposal. Are there follow up questions on this one? I think in us that makes women say,

wow, I can't stop thinking about that guy. He's never, He's never what? That's what's missing. Yeah, he doesn't finish his sentences because he doesn't know what he's fucking talking about I bet these guys are all in the audience like, huh? All right So and if you're only lower energy you're a creep. Oh Thank God you've got a good balance creep. Oh, thank God you've got a good balance. Because I don't know, I put you at the top of the creepy myself. If you don't have it balanced, if you're the sexual guy, look at it women's boobs, and you don't have a balance with charm and

humor and empathy and kindness and full respect. I Literally crawling around on the floor The hot ones with the hot one I'm down here with the low energy getting ready to thrust my way to you You just see guys on the floor just thrusting across the coffee shop Creep You're a creep but if you have both our generation has only upper energy there you go. That's what we have Your generation. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Come to daddy. He has both his arms outstretched. There you go, that was the revelation.

Yes. Come to Johnny Depp Jr. Come to greasy hair, Johnny Depp. If somehow Johnny Depp makes greasy hair look good, this guy does not. Welcome to my history. Oh, only after energy. So afraid to show that we have this sexual desire to which is that I put on my magic belt buckle that I got the lucky

charms box. Look at me now. I'm dripping with lower dick energy and grease and grease. I can't afford a shower. Thank God we're staying here at the colony and express. I'm dripping with lower dick energy. And grease. And grease. I can't afford a shower. Thank God we're staying here at the Holiday Inn Express. They promised me a shower in return for my speech. Thank God. So afraid to short.

In society, you can't say it. Oh, no, that's bad. Right? No, you're not right. No, not right. Not at all. Right, right, right, right, right. Is this lining with you guys?

Because I've seen a lot of black faces out there. Because all three of you seem to be kind of confused. Is this lining? Is this lining good? You can't hear me? What's going on? Because I don't see a lot of shaking heads. That one dude fell off his chair a couple minutes ago and he hasn't recovered yet.

He's just on the ground thrusting around. I'm just the AP guy. Well then, is that one guy? Are you getting this? Is this landing with you? What? I'm sorry I had my headphones in. My conference call. Make sense?

This is why we're here. It's why we have this problem in our lives, which we're trying to sort this thing out. It's why women are going, where's the real men? Every... Oh, they're at the 21 convention. They're all at the 21 convention. They're all at the 21 convention. Oh my God, I almost spit my...

They're all giving speeches at the 21 convention. Where are all the real men? I think given speeches at the 21 convention. The 21 convention. That is what I'm gonna start telling my single friends. Yes. Forget about anything else. I've already been posting on my Facebook about it.

And my next door app. 21 convention is where the real men are. Spotted about it. And my next door app. 21 Convention is where the real man are. Spotted 21 convention tickets on my next door app. I'm spreading the good word. Well, the women are saying, where are the real men? Women are doing both roles, they're being the man and the woman because the men are not showing up.

Woody Allen said. Oh, Woody. Oh, Woody. Good old Woody, Woody Allen said this. Oh, Woody. Good old Woody. He stops right there. That's it. That's all that happens. You get the Woody Allen ending with no Woody Allen.

Woody Allen said this. Bad choppy cut. Wow. I'm going to have to find more Zon. Zon's good. And you should always take advice from money Alan. Yeah, and I got yeah exactly Nothing says lower dick energy like the guy who married his daughter I mean honestly

That is the word blood related, but I don't think it matters actually He left his wife for his adopted daughter. I lived together Now has he made some good movies? Of course he has everybody likes a good Woody Allen fable But I don't like Woody Allen So sometimes it's hard to watch his movies now cuz I'm like he fucked his daughter. That's not a good thing I Don't care. What kind of chocolate whatever chakras you got going on there Brian that was a jam. That was a jam. That's an instant classic. That was Zan. Zan that was a Zan. We got to get Zan back on. We should get Zan on.

We're breaking big. Zan you want to hit the big time you want an additional three views Come on the commercial break give us that same speech I Wonder if we could get Zon on I bet Zon would be happy to come on actually yeah, yeah, well that was Terribly enlightening. I feel better already. I'm going into the weekend feeling great about this. That was some good laughter therapy. Oh, I'm gonna be thrusting my way into the bedroom tonight. Thrust your way into the weekend. Yes. I'm gonna be dick-enaging it all the way,

all the way home. Oh, all the way home. Hi-ho, hi-ho, whatever chakra we go there we go All right. Well, I don't have a phone number to give you but I'll tell you to go to TCB podcast calm That's where you find all the audio and all the video right there from one location TCB podcast calm You go to the contact us page for right now send us emails Because we're getting our phone situations straightened out after our phone number was stolen from us. Don't text the old number because you won't get a response.

Add the commercial break on Instagram, TCB podcast on TikTok and youtube.com slash the commercial break. Okay, Chrissy, that was a good one. Yeah. All right, but that's all I can do for this week. I think so. But I'll tell you that I love you. I love you best best you and best you out there in the podcast universe

Until next time Chrissy and I and our chakra Or whatever chakras must say we will say and we do say Music I take a dick and I keep on licking.