The Commercial Break - Just AirDropping Some Fun!

Episode Date: July 6, 2022

Southwest makes a case for the best airline to be harassed on as a man decides to AirDrop his dingle to the entire plane! When asked why...he "was just having some fun!" Bryan finds a video of Light Language Girl actually speaking in light language. However, it is still completely understandable. Finally, Amy Carlson (Mother God) started a cult called Love Has Won and died after drinking some silver spoons melted and suspended in water. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The last thing is beautiful being, as always, it is truly such an honor to connect with you. Thank you for tuning in. And welcome, welcome, welcome, and welcome to an honor to connect with you. Welcome, thank you for tuning in. And welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, hey, I'm. Namaste. On this episode of the commercial break, the only like thing that I can think to relate this to

is being on an airplane and air traffic, your penis. That's crazy. There's nothing else like it. You can't go anywhere. There's nowhere to go. And you put your face in the photo. Yeah, right there. This too is being on an airplane and air traffic here. Crazy. There's nothing else like it. You can't go anywhere. There's nowhere to go. And you put your face in the photo.

Yeah. It's right there. What a shithead. Total shithead. Koso fumbu. Ksetashisya. Hante. Yes.

Mm-hmm. Kanaka shasala. Kanaka shekyama. Who are the people that are sitting around believing this bullshit? I mean, listen, there's something for it. Yes. Shes a la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la It's not 999! The next episode of the commercial break starts now. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE They'll commercial break. It's not for everyone, but back news are fiction. And 15 seconds or less, you money back guarantee TCB podcast, the brand new TCB podcast to claim your earnings, to pick up your winnings. I get your eye nine and your W6. We're right there for you. We're right here. We're right here. Chrissy. Brian.

Have you ever embarrassingly sent anybody obscene photographs? Accidentally. Accidentally. Yeah, no. No. I don't think so. No. You don't think so or you or maybe. It's different in the night of a little bit of a I don't know like a longer induced haze. You didn't accidentally send a tip pick off into the world. I mean, I had to, maybe at some point. Yeah, I've made it a policy, not to even take pictures on my penis so that that never happened.

That never happened. However, however, I have accidentally forwarded images to people that I have received, right? I have accidentally done that. And one time I did it with someone that I worked, like a lady that I worked with, I forwarded, I was like scrolling, back when the iPhone was just a thing, right?

15 years ago. Yeah, 15 years ago. Today, actually, 15 years ago, today the iPhone came out. I just read that story this morning. But I was, we were working a clear channel. And I accidentally forwarded a picture that a girl had sent me. Now it wasn't particularly obscene, you know, it was like, it was just a nipple.

Yeah, it was a nipple, right? It was like a nipple, but I accidentally forwarded it with a picture, an image of an invoice. Oh, and luckily, luckily. I mean, in an issue of that, I mean, in an issue of paying that invoice and that's my breast. Luckily, she took it in jest, right? She was like, and I was like, it's total accident. I totally understand.

That lady later grabbed my penis out of working events. You know what I'm talking about? As I do. She grabbed my cock in front of the president of the company. Things got racy over there. She's that was a crazy event. Yeah, that was at the aquarium, remember that? Yeah.

It's like in front of a group of people, just came up and grabbed my cup. What you working with, green? Ha, ha, ha. I was not working with you. Anyway, the craziest, one of the crazier stories that I've read this week, probably the craziest story that I've read this week, is that a guy was on a Southwest

to airline. First of all, don't fly Southwest if you don't want these kind of things to happen. If they make you pay for the restroom, it's probably not worth getting on the airplane. Get's on a Southwest airplane. Looks like the kind of guy who would do this. He decides he's going to airdrop photos of his penis

to anybody on the plane who's got airdrop on. Now at first, what I thought was poor, bastard, poor old white man doesn't know how to use the iPhone and dropped airdrop to his penis to everybody. Right, okay. And that total accident. Because clearly that's what would have happened. When somebody accepted the airdrop,

she happened to be sitting, and a number of people did, she happened to be sitting in the row right next to him. And she saw the photo because he had his face on the fucking photo. Oh God. So she looks over, she sees that this guy is sending dick pics to everybody on the airplane to anybody that would accept the airdrop.

So she starts yelling and screaming. Like, I guess his name might have been on the airdrop phone, like coming from Larry's iPhone or something, this day was Larry. So she says, Larry, why are you sending your penis have been on the air phone, like coming from Larry's iPhone or something, this name is Larry. So she says, Larry, why are you sending your penis to everybody on the plane? And all of a sudden, this flight attendant's notice and they come over and why is everyone yelling over here, right?

Right, right, what's going on? The girls tick-tocking this, by the way. She says, this is Larry. Larry decided to send his fucking penis to everybody on the airplane with airdrop. And the flight attendant's like, Larry, are you Larry and he goes, yes, did you send your penis to everybody via e-drop?

Airdrop, he says yes. And then she goes, why are you doing that? And he goes, I was just having fun. I mean, it's not funny, it's totally, it's totally abusive and assaultive and all that other stuff. But it's funny that the way that he reacted was not oh shit. I made I Cocked everybody on this self-discipline He just said he's like I'm on TikTok on video. He said I was just having some fun

What are you doing you're on an airplane. You're not going like it's the If you were walking through grand central station and that kind of thing turned you on or you're a total fucking purve And you decide to air job your foot your penis walk through grand central station and then out the fucking front door Do you know what I'm saying? Don't stick around Don't stop that in a confined space. It's like, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah.

It's like, the only, the only like, thing that I can think to relate this to is being on an airplane and an air traffic torpedo. That's crazy. There's nothing else like it. You can't go anywhere. There's nowhere to go. And you put your face in the photo.

It's right there. What a shithead. Total shithead. Anyway, this flight was nowhere to go. And you put your face in the photo, yeah. He's right there. What a shithead, total shithead. Anyway, this flight was heading to Denver. Southwest flight was heading to Denver and at Denver, the FBI met him at the door. Because not only did he send it to everybody who had an iPhone adult-wise, but apparently there were a couple of kids,

like children under 12, that were watching a movie on an iPhone. And luckily didn't accept it. But one of the fathers, once he found out what was going on was like furious and they said he was trying to get at Larry. Like he was trying to fight Larry. Yeah. That's pretty fucking serious. Larry's a dumb dumb.

Larry is dumb ass. First of all, that's what you get when you fly Southwest. Second of all, Southwest and spirit. Two airlines I'm never gonna fucking fly. I agree with you in the spirit Southwest, though. I have had a spirit Southwest though. I Okay, I've had a few Southwest flights and I guess they were rather uneventful, but both of them were late and Just everybody was miserable and the flight situation right now. It's crazy. It's crazy

But that's how like they were talking about like maybe 10 years ago Spirit left me in Costa Rica for almost a week. And then told us they were going to call us to let us know when the flight was rebooked and never called anybody. Like we had to go to the airport and argue with people to get back on a plane. But here's why here's why I'm not going to fly spirit or Southwest. And here's why I think cheap airline carriers in general. It's kind of a sham. When you get on a spirit flight and you get that $99 ticket and you're like,

holy shit, and Delta's flying for $199. You're like, holy shit, I just saved $100. Right, but it's the tack on. Yes, it's the tack on. Then you gotta pay for every carry on. Yeah, every day. Then you gotta pay to go to the bathroom. Then you want a soda and you gotta pay $10 on the flight.

Yeah. It ends up being $199 anyway. Why not fly with Delta? Why not fly with American or United or whatever it is? I don't, you know, I'm wearing Atlanta. So Delta's kind of our jam, right? Every flight is Delta and every flight that comes in and goes out is Delta basically.

But I've found that flying those cheap carriers, I'm not opposed to getting a deal, but then I end up spending just as much money and I get twice as frustrated because I'm got that cheap flight, but now they're gonna fuck me and leave me in Costa Rica for a week. I literally got left in Costa Rica for a week by Spirit.

And then I have early in you trade. Okay. I show up it. I show up at the airport. And my flights, let's just say it's at noon. It's daylight noon. I remember I had to take a- I just super gone for a lot longer than this. Yeah, it was going for a week. It's not a noon. It's daylight noon. I remember I had to take a... I got to see we're gone for a lot longer than this.

Yeah, I was going for a week. It's not a week. It was four days. I was going for four extra days. So I get to the airport to flights at noon and it's a totally booked flight. In spirit has three other flights that are going to ending in Atlanta.

The destination is Atlanta. That day, right? So we're there. We're all waiting. The first notification comes through. Your flight is delayed an hour. Something's wrong with the plane. The flight is delayed an hour. Then these notifications keep coming for the next nine hours. People are losing their fucking shit. Another hour, another hour, another hour. Can you book us on the next flight? Can we take this plane? Yeah, it's telling us it's the plane, but there's no plane sitting there. And so we're like, where's the fucking plane?

There's like two things you can do in this situation. You can either join the mob and get crazed or you can sit and just go have a drink, right? And so there was a couple of us that kind of got friendly and we just decided, oh, whatever, it's gonna, we'll get out of here tonight, right? It's gonna happen. What ended up happening was the airplane never arrived.

There wasn't, there was a flight problem. There was no fucking plane to take us anywhere. And no one is telling us this. They just keep saying problem with the plane. Well, finally, when it's not here, it's not here. Yeah, that's a problem. It disappeared. We don't know where it is.

Bob took it for a ride and he's hasn't been back in two hours. That's what you get in spirit. So when the plane finally arrives, you will not fucking believe this. When the plane finally arrives, and we are all so excited, it's like now 10, 30 at night. Everyone's super excited. Everyone at the front desk or at the desk is telling us,

yeah, as soon as we get this plane out, cleaned, you guys are on your way, right? No problem, get your home tonight. 10, 30 rolls around, 11 rolls around. Everyone's getting off that plane. Everyone's gone off that plane. Looks like the cleaners went in and we're like, and this is the final announcement is we apologize.

Everyone who's going to Atlanta, please come up to the desk for to make hotel arrangements. We unfortunately cannot have our pilots have timed out for the night. And they will not be able to fly you back to Atlanta legally. It's been a time when everyone now is going crazy. I mean, people are pushing and shoving and going nuts. Where are you gonna put a sub? How are we gonna stay when are we gonna get home?

No one gets booked on other flights. The Costa Rican airport is closed now. It's not like a Lanta, it closes, right? Yeah, it's like midnight or something. So everyone gets shuffled off to this hotel casino downtown in San Jose, which is fine enough, right? Yeah, like midnight or something. So everyone gets shuffled off to this hotel casino downtown in San Jose, which is fine enough, right? It's whatever.

It's not the greatest place in the world, but it's not the worst place in the world. Yeah. Everyone gets put up and they're giving us no information as to when the airplane's gonna take off tomorrow. All they say to us is, here's a phone number to call, but we will call your room and tell you what flight

you're booked on of what time. Because we won't be able to get everybody on the same plane. We're gonna have to disperse you. Chrissy, three and a half days later, I had no phone call. I had no communication with spirit airlines. I literally, a group of us ended up taking a cab to the airport because other people were getting flights, they were getting knocks on doors, they were, you know, they left.

Wow. They had come to get everybody else. But not everybody, but some people. But there's like a whole contingent of people on this spirit airline that are literally walking around the lobby and then some of us ended up at Drunk at the casino. Right. I was going to say, yeah. And eventually we bitched our way. Me and this guy and his daughter bitched our way into a first class flight on Delta.

Delta ended up taking us home three days later at night. We flew and we even got a free movie. And that movie was inception. It was really good. The point is spirit gave no shits about what happened to me. They gave no shits It's not that I'm some biggest I'm I'm I was never Don't you know who I thought I was supposed to be I love that when you watch those like cop videos Lady gets out of the car My husband's the I don't give a shit Don't give a shit ma'am. I like watching the videos where the police officers pull over other police officers that are like, not a uniform or not.

Yeah, I go down a rabbit hole sometimes. And it's like they're all trying to wiggle out of it. I'm a almost like triggerber. Yeah, I'm gonna have a shit. Pissing on each other. If I'm gonna pay, if I'm gonna pay anyway, I might as well just pay up front, let the deed be done and go with the carrier. Because I have also had the situation happen in Delta

where a plane was, you know, whatever, missing, or I don't care, whatever. But Delta seemed to give a shit enough. They are professionals. To give me on, that's right, professionals, Chrissy and I. We're not only to take a break to talk about our brand new sponsor Delta. Speaking of sponsors, the you eat the Disney commercials?

Disney! Oh my God, so running joke of ours has been. For the entirety of this podcast. Like Disney will never advertise for this, never. Yeah, we've always made fun of the fact that, you know, good luck at that Disney campaign. Yes, and so I'm listening to the show the other day from our website. And I immediately hear a dizzy commercial.

It's crazy. Yes, so you got to understand that some of the commercials, some of the sponsors we have the ones that we talk about on the show are sponsors that contact us directly and want to be a part of the show. And then there's a different kind of sponsor that gets trafficked into our show by our network, our ad network. And so we don't have much control over who gets our, we can just say, we don't want this type of ad, you know, we don't want gun ads running or we don't want political ads running. But otherwise, you know, come on, whatever, we just, we'll take the money.

But clearly someone is going to get fired for this because they put a Disney fucking commercial, two Disney commercials on one of our episodes and I thought it was the craziest thing. I was like the joke has become a reality and we probably shouldn't be talking about it because someone had Disney's gonna go, you gotta look into this. These fucking bros. Chrissy, I was trolling on the internet as you do. As I do and I wanted to follow up on something that we were talking about last episode.

Okay, good. Which was the light language girl. Remember the light language girl? I do. It was just an episode ago. You should remember the light language girl. I guess I do. Although it all starts getting twisted in my mind a little bit.

You know what I'm saying? We do so many of these episodes that sometimes I don't even remember, you know, what day or time or when. That's right. But if I go back and I listen to an episode, I always remember where we were and what we're doing. It's like my mind takes a picture of the,

do you get that? When you listen back to an episode, do you just come back to you automatically? It does, it's almost like I can remember the next thing I was gonna say. I go back to episode number five or six, and I'm remembering the next thing that I'm gonna say. Like I remember the punchline, I remember the joke.

It's really weird. Maybe I should have been doing this my whole life. I have a better memory. The light language girl, for those of you that didn't get to listen to the last episode, we took a look at a girl who is claiming that she can talk to aliens by doing something called light language, by talking in light language.

Now, Chrissy and I watched a video trying to get to the meat and potatoes of exactly called light language, by talking in light language. Now, Chrissy and I watched a video, trying to get to the meat and potatoes of exactly what light language was, and what we discovered was, this girl is full of fucking shit. Yeah, it's goobly-gok. You have to be aligned in the third dimension, and your chakra goes up and it goes down,

and only when you're aligned in the light language, can you talk in the light language? She described light language as the alignment of light language. And I don't even know what that means. You use the word to describe the word. I don't know what it means. She's worse than Frankie. That's for sure. But one of the things that I wanted to get to in that video that we didn't have a chance to is I wanted to get to her actually talking in light language. Just speaking in light. Speaking in light. Yeah. Haha. Uh-huh.

This is how cults start, right? Yes. You talk in nonsensical circles. People start believing the bullshit. That's people, yeah. Convins people. I would. I'm astounded at how many people out there actually do fall for all.

She has hundreds of thousands of views on her videos. And it's clear that some people are watching just like we are, like if this is funny and what the fuck are you talking about. Yeah. But I dare somebody to watch this video and explain to me concisely, watch the last video that we did on the last episode and explain to me concisely exactly what and the fuck this woman is talking about.

You can't because it's absolute nonsense. This is simple control. This is Central Control. This is Central Control. And by George from Zorg wanted you to know that it's time for the commercial break inside of the commercial break. TCBpodcast.com, the brand new TCBpodcast.com is where you go. You'll find all of the audio, all of the video,

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Of course I do. Okay, she's going to give a preface. I think it's important to hear the preference. Go to TCB podcast. Oh, it's go to youtube.com slash TC. Go to youtube.com slash the commercial. So I have a little bit of that COVID fog. You know that COVID fog they're talking about the brain fog.

It's real, Chrissy. It is. I think it's a little bit of that. It's a little bit of that. It's a little bit of that. I have a little bit of that COVID fog. You know that COVID fog. They're talking about the brain fog. It's real Chrissy. It is real So I was feeling really called to just record myself transmitting Language things will probably see I was feeling really cold. I was feeling cold. I was feeling cold. I was feeling cold. Who called you? Who exactly called you?

I'm pretty weird to you. Pretty much, the light language is a cosmically channeled language. To me, I do know everything that I'm saying. If you are new to the light language, I know everything I'm saying. If you are new to... I know everything I'm saying. I know everything I'm saying. Probably seem pretty weird to you. Oh I'm sorry I backed it up.

Pretty much light language is a cosmically channeled language. To me I do know everything that I'm saying. To me it makes perfect sense. Yeah to me. It's totally cool. La la la la. But it is coming at the moment. So it's a channel essentially where you tune into a frequency and then you translate through words, which essentially are just sound, which is vibration. What? That's gross bullshit.

Speaking of full of shit, I want to point out to those of you who are listening on the podcast who are not watching that this girl sitting behind, like that camera's angled a little bit. There's a white wall behind her. It looks like she's in an apartment somewhere or a house. You can see the floor behind her against the wall. And against the wall, there are two piles of dog shit

that are sitting against. This is exactly the type of person that you should be paying attention. Yeah. When you're looking for the next light language called to join, join the one with the girl who can't clean up the dog shit on her floor. Yeah, that's the perfect one for. I think I got a dog for blue. That's right. Messages. So that's essentially what I'm doing. So as you listen to these light codes, just observe how you feel within your body. Okay, let's do this. Let's do this. Let's give it a real shot. Okay. Let's give it a real try. Let me just observe what comes. Let's clear.

Clear ourselves. This is central control. This is central control. That's a central control! Find what energies arise within you. Because light-coads are channeled cosmically and they contain certain frequencies through the words in which are being expressed, they also contain information and healing, so they contain actual energetic frequencies that can unlock information within you or This is central control

This is central control Stand by That's for the guy that was all last time too I forgot I put that in there This girl is really a sh- My god, she's hot today. I don't understand a fucking word this girl say. Do you? No, really trying to.

Yeah, me too. I consider myself a relatively intelligent person. Now I know a lot of people will disagree with me, but I'm just clueless by my life. But I can't understand. Yeah, no, it's hard. Yeah. I think what she's saying is like, it's like,

it's a language. It's a special vibration. We're a packet of data comes to her and then she unpacks it with actual words, but those are just sounds and vibrations also. Right. It's everything's vibrating. Relations to surface or even balance or harmonize things that are misaligned within you.

This sounds like a lot just through listening to words, but it is actually very real. And if you don't necessarily feel it immediately, just allow time for the frequencies to introduce you. If you don't believe immediately, buy my course for $499.77. Just keep listening. Don't worry, it'll come to you eventually. and 77 cents. Just keep listening. Don't worry, it'll come to you eventually. We're being and see how you feel afterwards. Maybe even a few days later. So this is the aliens air dropping their feet. Venus first. Straight to my mouth. Yes. Yes.

Okay, Nana, here she comes. Okay, here she comes. So everyone take, I want everyone, if you're listening out there, just take a minute, if you're driving pull over, if you're at work, go into a dark corner, we're going to all try. We're going to try to understand light language now. I want to take this seriously for the first time ever on the commercial record. Natural background sounds. What compared to unnatural? What? What? What?

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Maka laka high maka honey hole Shame of the haircut too, Vince I don't understand. I don't get it. I'm not I'm not getting the same. I'm not getting the vibration of you I'm not feeling it. Are you aligned? Yeah, but remember I can't go in it. That's right. You have any any moment from now? I could literally be at publics. Yeah, and then I'll be at tomorrow. And then all of a sudden, I could start. Makalaka! Makalaka!

I just got alien cock hair dropped to my brain! I like how she's swaying and opening up her eyes. She's really good to it. She's making. She's making $ believer in herself, I think. She's making $399 a pop. Chrissy. She sells a course for $399. I guess she has a, she can't afford dog pads yet, but I mean. She's a fire now. It sounds to me like she's saying the same thing over and over again, but then she just got excited about something.

Some transmission really came through to her and it was very exciting. And so she's not actually saying anything. It's just vibrations. It's just, it's Christy. Did you not hear what she told you? Did you not understand what she was saying to you? It's vibrations that come through vibrations and then she uses words which essentially are just additional vibrations to explain the vibrations that were coming in vibrato. And I'll just make you feel something. I'm feeling something right now. Feel like I want to get out of the secret. Who are the people that are sitting around believing this bullshit?

I mean listen, there's something for it. People listen to the commercial break. So there's something for everybody, right? I get it. I understand. Whatever you say, somebody's to the commercial break. So there's something for everybody right? I get it I understand you this whatever you say somebody's gonna be into but honestly who are the people that are sitting around Believing that they're receiving transmissions with her. I don't know there's a Some one that loves her looking for a vibe someone that loves her just say something to her just be like hey Light language girl you got to cut out the shit. You got to start picking up your apartment.

She spaced her whole identity. I think all this. I think that's the problem. Is that once you're locked in, you're kind of locked in. Remember, it's like the wife of the guy who was receiving transmissions. This is central control. This is central control. My boy. Yeah. Yeah. She was married to him. And she was all winter on the bullshit, yeah.

Because I think she just didn't know what else to do. She's like, what am I going to do now? I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration.

I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration. I was in the first vibration. She did like a prayer hand, she wrapped it up with her fingers. She is like a one-man band. There's one-man bands with a kick drum on the back. Thank you for tuning in. You're welcome.

It feels like such therapy to translate light language. Welcome. I actually feel the frequency is coming. Let it go. And then just working their way through sound out of my mouth Cool Cool? Yeah

If you would like to try channeling your own light language Buy my course for a tune into a heart center That's right, buy my course for the low low price of $3.99 Yes And state allowed and energetically that you would like to channel maybe loud and energetic or you yourself of the light or beings of the light. There are many cosmic lineages who can communicate to you who are of the light through light language. So pretty much

just like setting the intention to be in a heart-centered frequency and to translate light codes. Just try it. Just try it. Just try it. It's cool man. It takes no practice whatsoever. You can be a light language lady for you too can get a certificate for light language for like 399 bucks. Yeah, I want to get certified in light language. We should do this. Do you want to get certified in light language? The commercial breaks should get certified in light language. We're going to give this lady a run for her money because I can talk

Googleycock just like the next person. She can. For me. I do it every single episode. I started speaking light language actually during one of the eclipses. Um, you're a whore. Of course. It was only eclips, I just started speaking in it. During one of the eclipses, how many eclipses have you lived through?

You can't be older than 20 years old. There's only been two eclipses in my lifetime. It didn't feel like it was healing my body. And since then, every once in a while, I'll just literally start talking in light language. Like, not even really have a choice or intentionally channel it, but I'll just... I bet this girl's a real sack of fun in the bedroom. Kee-hee-hee-hee. La la la la la la la la la la.

Oh! Poco, poco, poco, accha, poco. Peep, peep, poop, poop. You're speaking in light language, either to transmute something that's happening or to rearrange something within my own life. Transmusion. And this happening right now.

Just on command. Tadin. There's the dog. There's a dog. He's like, let me out. Rarararar, I got a shit. Rarararar. Stop talking to Ely.

It's a Phoebe. Rarararar. You're talking me crazy without that vibration bullshit. Rarararar! You're telling me crazy without that vibration bullshit! Rarararar! Start channeling, so yeah try this out again. It feels really good for me and It feels like very expressive, so I think you may enjoy it too. The dog is trying to do and leave a comment below or perhaps you've channeled light language before I would love to hear your experience. She can't help herself. She's been about to wrap up this video four times

and she can't help herself but to keep on volition. And your story and yeah, just opening up a more transparent conversation about light language because in my opinion, it's extremely powerful. And many of you seem to resonate with it through my videos. So yeah, thank you. Yeah, thank you for being open. Thank Yeah, thank you for being a part of this

machine. Thank you for joining this timeline. Truly appreciate you truly. Welcome. Namaste. Namaste. The international code. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. That poor word, namaste. Now everybody uses it and no one knows what it means. I remember the first time that I went to a workshop where some things were being taught and someone said namaste to me and I had no idea what it meant, but she explained it,

right? She explained the proper terminology, the way that you use it, the way it should be used. Yes. And I thought, oh, great. I felt like I didn't want to abuse the word namaste by running around saying namaste, namaste, every time a fucking packet of information comes to me through a vibration from the aliens.

Namaste, namaste, namaste. Namaste, no. Here's the reason why I think this is more than just a little bit of fun, Chrissy. It's because, and I'm not saying this is what's happening. It's people like this, who other people start to believe have some special powers, right? She's talking aliens, she's getting vibrato from, you know,

the transmutions. Transmutions. Yeah, she's transmuting, I don't know. And people start to accept this as some kind of other worldly bullshit. And they may start to believe that she is the key, or the person who can unlock the door to some special power, or some special information.

And that is exactly how a fucking cult starts. I wanna tell you a little story. That's not foreign to a lot of people. I'm sure a lot of people have heard this story. This story's been on Dr. Phil a million times. There's been a date line special about it. So it's not new. Although some of you may be hearing this for the first time, it's been around for a while. There is a very similar thing happened online and it turned into a very dangerous situation with a lady named Amy Carlson, who they referred to as mother god.

I mean, when you start naming people mother god, like, you're in a whole different league. You know what I'm saying? When you start naming people mother god or believing that someone sitting in front of you as mother god, in my opinion, you've lost the fucking plot. Amy Carlson was a shift manager at a McDonald's back some years ago. Working for the people. I'm a shift manager. I'm a McDonald's too. I think so. I was a shift manager. I was a drive-through guy. I mean, that's a drive-through guy. I was pretty bad at it. I just went there because that's where I got the good weed. She was a

shift worker at a McDonald's. She was married. She had a couple of weed. She was a shift worker at a McDonald's. She was married, she had a couple of children, she had a family, and she started jumping onto a website called lightworkers.com or lightworkers.org. Okay. And please excuse me, this is the Reader's Digest version of this.

There are much more intricate, involved and investigated videos online. The Reader's Digest version of this, there are much more intricate, involved, and investigated videos online. You go to YouTube and look up Amy Carlson or Mother of God or Love Has One. If you wanna get like an actual detailed account of what happened, I'm just Brian Green talking some bullshit on the commercial break.

But let me give you this. According to her family, Amy grew up in Dallas, Texas and was a straight A student. In her earlier adult life, however, she began to talk increasingly about outlandish concepts, such as starships. During the mid 2000s, Carlson developed an interest in new age philosophy, i.e. Light worker, i.e. This is the wrong way.

In New Age Philosophy, he became a regular poster on the form of the website, lightworkers.org. On the forum, she met on meris.org. Of course, that's where all the shit goes. If it says dot org, like no, you're trying to get money out of me, or you're not legit. That's not true. That's a great dot org.

So I don't want to cause a ruckus on the dot org. I think it's funny that they did a Donald. Because they couldn't get.com. It's expensive. That shit is expensive. Now people charge you a million dollars. I think I tried to get TCB.com. And it was like 12, some guy wanted $12,000 for it.

I'm like, it's not that good. Now TCB is a movie. Maybe New England, Elvis. Take your business. Yeah, but the new Bosel Lerman movie about Elvis. The new one. The new one. It's called TCB, the story of Elvis.

I love KTCB, yeah, new stuff. I love this stuff. Yeah, I know it. I didn't notice an increase in traffic to TCB, probably because people are like, what's this bullshit? On the forum, she met White Eagle, who convinced Carlson, White Eagle, that she was divine and Carlson began to that she was divine and Carlson began to claim to experience paranormal phenomena in late 2007 Carlson left

her third husband her children and her job as a manager at McDonald's and ceased contact with most members of her family she joined white eagle in Colorado and the group was a writ and the group formed was originally known as the galactic Federation of Light. Ha ha ha ha ha. Who believes this shit? Honestly. Okay.

Why'd Eagle? Yeah, they started a group that was called Love Has One. All right, so just know this. Now I'm gonna give you a little, I'm gonna give you a little, just one as in W-O-N-R-W-O-N. Not O-N-E. Love has one. Like, love is winning, right?

So Amy posts of her first video sometime around 2007, claiming to be mother god. Now people are claiming that anything that comes out of her mouth is 100% truth, love, and light. All that fucking bullshit that everyone else, you know, states. But I've watched some videos of Amy Carlson and I'm arguing that maybe not

everything that comes out of her mouth is love and light. It's more like Jack Daniels and cocaine. I'm going to tell you the conclusion to this story before I let you listen to a little bit of Amy. The conclusion to this story when many, many different twists and turns is that she hooked up with this other guy. I think his name is Jason and Jason becomes father god, right? So it's mother god and father god. And the two of them to me appeared nothing more than red necks who started a cult. That's it. They had live in a trailer park, which is fine. Everything's, you know, it's not about the money, but they start collecting human beings like cults often do. And these human beings are getting them coffee and they make them drinks

and they excuse all their fucking shitty behavior. And they believe every fucking yeah, well because, yeah. The light. That's right, they because they want to believe that something magical is happening. When the truth is, you're just, you're just dealing with an angry,

you're drunk, that's it, that's all he is, right? Yes. Amy died a couple of years ago. And when Amy died, they mummified her body and they put her in the ground, wrapped in like a snoopy sleeping blanket and Christmas lights. Oh my God. These people are fucking cuckoo birds.

But here's the worst part about it. Amy died because she was an alcoholic, because she was anorexic, they believe, at some point, or at the end of her life. But the real reason why she died, a lot of comorbidity, the real reason why she died is she died of an overdose of colloidal silver. Colloidal silver, as we have spoken about

before on this program, is a catch-all cure oil. The development of our website. It's available at TCBPodcast.com for $30.67. I'd like to thank our brand new sponsor, tcb, colloidal silver. It'll protect you from coronavirus and cure that cancer. Everything. Yeah, it'll get you the hottest women in town. I know, Santa Lines.

And now for 1999 plus 1999 shipping and handling, you'll get a box of colloidal silver shitbakes. Shitcakes, what was that, Duffcakes? Colloidal silver Duffcakes. Colloidal silver is nothing but silver suspended in fucking water. I don't know about you, Chrissy, but it sounds dangerous to me. It does, yeah.

It's just, it sounds like something. It doesn't sound like something I want to try. It's a pill? No, it's a liquid. Okay. And people drink it. I have, there's this guy on Facebook. I've talked about this guy before.

He has every illness in the world. The poor guy really has been dealt a shitty hand of cards, right? And the older he gets, the sicker he gets, and the anger he gets, and the more fucking deeper into the conspiracy while this guy goes, and he's one of these angry guys online that is like, you know, murder the Democrats, know murder the democrats blah blah blah you know Joe Biden must

die I don't care what political meetings you have we're not into that here at the show this is not the place to hear that kind of information but he's constantly ringing the bell about how colloidal silver is making him better oh when the truth is he's going for a surgery every other week like the guy is not well and And he keeps- Can you just pick up colloidal silver at the local store like what? Who a gym baker from Tammy Fae and Gym Baker.

Yeah, yeah. He was recently, I think it was either sued, fined or possibly indicted, because when the coronavirus started, he started making his own colloidal silver concoction and selling it as a cure and... I think I read about that. And like a prophylactic for coronavirus.

Basically, if you say colloidal silver, you have a condom around you that will protect you from coronavirus. This, and people, by the way, this is still going on today. Colloidal silver is hard to get because people are drinking it, believing that it cures them

from a bunch of different ailments and not the least of which is COVID. It's fucking bullshit. Colloidal silver is silver. It's your mom's fucking grandma's fucking spoons, melted down, and put in some water. It's fucking disgusting. Why would you drink that?

It turns you blue. It turns your skin blue. Jeez. Chrissy, I just have a hard time wrapping my head around where everybody's common sense went. It's not about politics. This is about where did you come and fucking sense go? Why would you believe, under any circumstances,

that colloidal silver would solve any issue in your life? Every doctor that's reputable in the entire world has said that colloidal silver serves no legitimate purpose in your body Okay, you could drink a certain amount of it and it'll and you'll be fine But if you start taking it in large doses you'll turn blue and it'll fucking kill you and that's what I did to Amy Carlson nah Would you like to hear Amy Carlson when she was alive?

Obviously would you like to hear one of her YouTube ramblings? Yes, I would love to he's important that everybody gets an idea of who exactly Amy Carlson really was. Okay. Okay, here's Amy. Okay. And one of her bedroom, or in her bedroom, and she's gonna talk to us.

Oh my gosh. Ha ha ha. Happy 999. N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N. Ha ha ha ha. 999, no, about to go out there. September 9, 2009. I guess. I guess.

Look at how to activate the cooking in my pocket. Woo! We're about to activate that LSD. One. Yippee! All right. So I have a message to read to you that came through this morning through my shaking body.

It's still shaking. There's fire. It's precise. You know, I am the Holy Spirit. I am great spirit. This is what happens when you pick some girl out of obscurity and you start calling her mother God. I don't think mother God. Oh, whatever. I am the mother of creation. I'm here and love's calling a spade of spade. What? You know, Adam's getting the right action. This is based. This is what this is saying. Go on spade of spade.. Hey Chris, it's me, God. What's up?

Do you have any favorite, give me a Bud Light from the fridge? I don't appreciate it. I got some stuff activating right now on my belly. It's fired. Precise it's oh wait, what's it? Goblin, goblin, goblin, goblin, goblin, goblin, goblin, pee pee pee poop, pee pee poop.

That says I need a blowjob. I don't know. I'm just coming from the heavens. Peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep- I need a double cheeseburger, no one is no pickles. Large french fry. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha true reality on this planet. Okay. I was 999. I'm stuck on the why is that a special day? Because she woke up. I don't know who fucking does 99966222. I don't know what everyone wants to make a big deal out of all of these days that happen to fall. I mean, it happens every decade yet we want to, I mean, cares 222 1010 7777. I don't give a shit.

Yeah, cares 2 2 2 10 10 10 7 7 7 I don't give a shit Nading the time stamp for this Was not okay, so it's 9 9 2016 What 9 9 2016 is not 9 9 I mean, I'm even just trying to add up the numbers. What? Hey, Chrissy, father God here. It's 217. I don't know if you know that. It's October 14th, 2022.

It's 217. And I got a time stamp here on something that came through early. Oh, yeah. It says, you need to order some six flags tickets and send them to my email address. Father got out here. Glad to be at your service. 36 a.m. 236 a.m.

You got that right. Receiving transmit. Calling in the end of fear, pain and suffering. And the beginning of the new story of love everywhere present. Now all of existence must serve all life for the greatest good of all, for the highest good of all, calling all atoms of energy into right action. And pure consciousness. What about non pure consciousness? Non pure consciousness. No, there's no non pure consciousness. What are you talking about Chrissy?

Who's she studied up on your namaste? It's dirty. Consciousness. Dirty consciousness. This message. Deny great spirit. Holy spirit. Will be recycled into right action.

It's more bullshit. Period. Period. She's reading the explanations. Your moments are over. Uh-oh. We're fucked. Only bliss may survive these times. Yeah, we're fucked. Being loved in simple service.

This sounds like so many people I know. I'm saying, I'm sorry. It sounds like so many people I've dated, it sounds like so many people I've hung out with at 2.30 in the morning. I've received similar transmissions from people in my own bed. Ging. transmission from people in my own bed. Love forever reigns on earth as it is in heaven. Hey, wait, that's from a Catholic prayer.

You can't steal that one. Yeah. And I can feel this. It's the moments to come home into the light. Listen up. Message from Mother of all creation. It's the moments to come home into the light. Listen up. Message from Mother of all creation. Great spirit. The Holy Ghost incarnated here in physical manifestation.

She sounds a lot like the light language girl. She does. Do you notice a kick fucking egos at? Wow. God spicy like it As love is in charge a planet earth equal heart And the new story begins today

999 But it's talked over third 60 what are you talking about? Do you see what's on the left of her, she's in front of a bed. She's sitting in front of a bed. Do you see what's on the side of her bed side table? You see that blue bottle?

Oh yeah. That's colloidal silver. Oh, that's colloidal silver. Oh, that's the old beginning of the new. Coming in. Wait. Coming in. Outays. Coming in. Out with the old in with the new double cheeseburger,

Pfizer up. Of has one. Who's one? The beginning is here. Love is shining through. The shift of the ages is here. Heart-based, whole-truth-based, joy-based. Peace. Of your love-based.

Do you see the similarities between what this girl this lady is talking about and what light language girl is talking about? Yes, of course, it's all the same thing. It's all nonsensical, non-vain bullshit. Light is one. Love is one. Heart centered has one. I don't understand any of that shit. I mean, it doesn't seem like she's actually practicing what she's preaching because she left her family. Yeah, she left her family.

She left her kids. She left her husband. No, of course she's not practicing what she preached. I'm going to fast forward through her little sermon here. Your lessons, ask it. Same thing. Same thing. One is grander, you know.

But if your soul needs that lesson, you know, all is good, all is well. Thank you everyone for choosing love today, choosing the present moment of now. Yeah, think about this. What about her children that don't have a mother? Did they choose love today? Did you choose love today? What a load of shit. You're right about this. This kind of pisses me off now that you say this. This fucking woman left her children to start a cult in a trailer park. I mean, at whatever. Do what you want to do. But you're just reaching love.

Yeah, but yet she's preaching all this love and you know, the third eye and all that other bullshit. But the truth is, is that as a simple human being, as a human being walking on this earth like the rest of us are, she has fallen way short of choosing love in every moment because she can't even choose her children. She wouldn't much rather sit around drinking jack Daniels

and colloidal silver and having her ass white by a bunch of young hippies, then actually pay attention to the people that need her, which are her children, and I think that's a sad state of affairs. You gotta be careful about what you believe. Believe what you believe, but don't believe that human being,

another human being has some key to some magical fantasy. Yeah. That is how you get in trouble. It's up to us. And that is my sermon for the day, as father God. I need a buttline six legs. Take it to the double cheeseburger. No one, you no pickle.

This is central control. This is central control. This is central control. Stand by for transmission, transmission. Yeah, get it right. All right, well, pack a, pack a poco. A-ka, kakakak pot. Tiki, tiki, tiki, t a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, pack a, I cleaned it up before I make my videos. This is gonna get I gotta find that on the commercial break. No. No. Can't deal with it.

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