The Commercial Break - J*zzin' & Rizzin'

Episode Date: December 8, 2023

When you learn the word “rizz” from it being added to the dictionary, it’s safe to say it’s giving old. Bryan & Krissy continue their dating show comparison with The Cut. Bryan’s first wedding Madeline Brockway’s 59 million dollar wedding Her new husband is facing life in prison Renting out Versailles Cover your ears at the Biltmore Estates! The Cut! She was quick Our girl Heather McMahan won celebrity jeopardy! Underwhelming The height thing… Bryan is too sensitive for this Are you Swedish? Of course not Jizzin n rizzin That meddlesome button! The button is leading the conversation Bryan is giving old… A conversational miracle! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**

The On this episode of the commercial break, did she say give her the wrist? Yeah, it was just introduced into the Oxford dictionary. Uh? So, yeah, and it means charisma. It means charisma? I got ris. You got, I think you have ris too! Yeah, you have ris, blues got ris.

You're all rised out over here. We're gizzin' and risin' over here, baby. 21-E-P-M. I got charisma in and out of the bathroom. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Hey, back on the ground! Oh, yeah, Kassinkin, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and co-host of Beautiful Kristen Joy, hopefully.

Thank God you're back, Chrissy. Best of you. Best of you. And best of you out there in the podcast universe. And it goes without saying. Thank you so you so much to Tina for sitting in while You have to take some time off all the whole crew to Christina Tina Astrid the whole Marianne blue all the other Chitlins running around

So wonderful you know I think I told this you know this story and I think I told it on the commercial break before but There's so many fucking episodes that it's hard to keep track at this point. We need like a I've seriously been working on this project. Let's use AI. Yes Put all the transcripts into an AI database and that way I can like search before I start talking about something because I've probably told the story six times You wouldn't do the search. No, I wouldn't do the search. No, it's content. I mean content I'll tell the story again. Who was listening at episode 101? Raise your hand right now. I dare you to I guarantee like it's like five people I've been listening since 101 But when I got married the first time it was a big hubba-bba-loo, right? A big dick-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d? A big, a big, a-du-du-du-du-du-du.

A Southern wedding. A Southern wedding. At a Southern hotel. Not actually a French hotel in a very Southern place. But you can imagine, you know, they had means and they wanted to celebrate. But I don't know. And maybe let's call it like six months before the wedding. I get pulled aside by my mother-in-law who I loved dearly.

And I love my current mother-in-law dearly too, to be early. And, and of my current mother-in-law, dearly too, just to make sure no one's left out of the picture. Okay, trying to be equanimitous here. All right, and she's got this Southern draw, she's because she comes from old money, which is different than new money. And she says, newvo reach, she says, Brian. Now, I think this party that you're gonna throw

is just wonderful. And I happy to celebrate your vows to my daughter. However, it is a lot of money. And I think what she meant is it's a lot of money for people like you. That's what I really think she meant to say. She was smoking a cigarette with a vodka tonic in her hand. But I never forget it.

And she was like, why don't I give you an opportunity to make a choice right now? Either we do the big party in the hubba loom, we do the whole thing as grand as you want. Oh, I'll cut you a check for you and my daughter to do whatever it is you'd like to do with your life. It's a good kick start to your life. And I was like, oh, so instantaneously,

I might like fuck the party. Let's call D. I could have a party in my own closet with my guitar in a tap recorder. And you're doing Tracy collection. We're all gonna get a high cocaine for weeks on it. But I was like, whoa, what an offer. Yeah, I think what appearance do.

I think they do do that. Yes, I think actually my father-in-law may have offered that with this current one. Yeah, my parents offered it and I'd tick the money. Jeff and I went in that room party and it went. Amen. Amen, sister. Sorry, you guys were on the bike.

Yeah, I know, we did get invited. Well, we did come to the one here. Don't I fall? Which was just as fun, by the way. So. Yeah. You high five. Which was just as fun, by the way. So. Yeah. You're sweet. Thank you. But I was there in Italy.

I know. I'm feeling extra equanimitous. Both mother and laws are great. Both weddings were great. Not really. So she gave me this choice. Offer I couldn't refuse. Or so I thought until I started talking to my wife about this

or soon to be wife. And the decision was made that it was probably best that we had the party because you only do it once. Little did I know. Little did I know. Little did I know that a year later. You only do it once for a few years. Not even a few years, a few months, what are you talking about?

A few years was before the wedding. The fuse lit as soon as the wedding ended. Then it was time to go. But of course, we had the big party. And I think back on that moment, for years, I've thought back on that moment, I was like, should have taken the damn money. I mean, not that we didn't have a great time at the wedding. We did. And at the moment, I thought, this is it, whatever.

You know, I walked down the aisle with something confidence a little bit. But people spend enormous amounts of money on these weddings. It's the thing. When you have daughters that you start thinking about the second you have a daughter is that in the at least in our culture and our customs it is I wouldn't say it's typical, but I think it's It's not a typical for the Father the bride to say or the parents of the bride and the mother of the bride You're giving me a panic attack right now because we had not started planning at all You're giving me a panic attack right now because we have not started planning at all

We have an 18 and 21 year-old Chrissy you got a call your financial advisor Also known as the debt collector Give it you could get a break Because this is really just worried about college. I know well That's you have to worry about first this college you hope at least you worry about college and then you worry about the weddings But you know, I think it's becoming more and more popular to do it on a budget, to DIY and understand that there are better things to do with your money. But there are still a lot of people

who are into the big wedding thing. It's a multi-billion billion dollar business all over the world. And we are the suckers who've done it twice. The same fucking hotel company. But anyway, I've got digress. So, you know, there are still people who spend tons of money on these weddings.

Oh, sure lots. Some people think that the most amount of money, that least publicly announced amount of money that's ever been spent on a wedding just happened weeks ago or a month ago. Did you see this story? 59 million dollars was spent by an American father of a bride who owns a series of Mercedes dealerships down in Florida.

I think his name is Brockaway or something like that. I didn't know the Mercedes dealership business was so into it. I would have never started this fucking thing. I would have called it the car break and started selling Mercedes to you people. There's so many jokes in that. I know, so many jokes in that. Because of our broken down cars.

Who wants my Honda with no hood? I'm trying to pay for my daughter's wedding. By the way, let me get into this. Just a little bit. So sometimes our advertisers will marry the information that they get on the back end with data that's publicly available about IP addresses. So there are these huge reports that I'm not supposed to see, but it's all somehow one time about, you know, oh, your listeners are more or less likely to do a million things

like buy Oreos or shop at publics or your listeners are more or less likely to do a million things like buy orios or shop in publics or your listeners are more. Data, data, data, data, data, right? That's all fucking bullshit. They just make it up and they sell it for big money, but whatever. There's one that says more or less likely to buy a Mercedes and it was like less likely by 61. That's right.

There goes the Mercedes sponsorship. But anyway, he's the Mercedes dealer. He's got a number of these. Those car dealerships make big money. I know they did. Yeah, they probably make, well, I don't know, $20,000 off each new vehicle that they sell. I don't even know, but I know that they make the owners

of those dealerships make a lot of money. Yeah, that's right. Crazy money. And when you sold cars during the pandemic, you made a whole fucking shitload of money. And when you sold Mercedes-Benz during the pandemic, you made a dick fucking shitload of money, right? I'm just adding cuss words on top of it to make it sound more impressive.

A dickload. A dick shitload, that's right. So this guy, his daughter's getting married, guess what he does. He rents the palace Versailles to host the wedding. And in Paris. In France.

That's right, Chrissy. They stay there overnight. He rents it. The pictures are obscene. There are millions and millions of flowers everywhere. Can you imagine just to even rent that place, which I don't think it is in Paris, so they can send a recite.

It is in Versailles, but it's 45 minutes from Paris. I've actually been there. And it is. But just of like, yeah, flowers, invitation, food, everything. Chrissy, I've been to this place. They rent golf carts in the backyard quote unquote So you can manage to see just a small portion of the property before you leave Yeah, you can rent a golf cart for four hours and good luck seeing even a small portion of all the grounds that there are and

The house the palace forget about it The acid and I walked through that thing for three and a half hours. We only saw one wing of it It's in turn. It's huge walk through that thing for three and a half hours, we only saw one wing of it. It's in turn. It's huge. So they rent the palace of their side. And then they have this smashing ball everywhere. $59 million reportedly was dropped on this wedding.

I know a lot of people have seen this and make his way around social media all over the place. Well, guess what? It gets announced. The groom, who was like an internship at a production company for Jason Aldeen or something before he met this girl, has been charged with like capricious assault on an officer because he was shooting at officers when they came to his house for a disturbance. First of all, 99.9% of us would be dead had we been shooting at officers when they came to check on us because of some, you know, disturbance.

Second of all, you cannot shoot at a police officer and expect not to spend time in jail. Right. He is facing life in prison. Five years to life is this is the statute for this particular offense. So he just the statute for this particular offense. So he just, his father-in-law just would be $59 million on this jack hole. And the guy is going, went to court yesterday to start this whole trial. Now, if his father-in-law spends $59 million on the wedding.

How can you even say like not guilty? Yeah, how do you say not guilty when you've got a gun in your hand when you're shooting at officers? You're going to jail, dude, unless your father-in-law decides to pony up for the attorneys, and that's probably what's gonna happen,

because this father-in-law is gonna go, this fucking dipshit that just married my daughter, now I gotta bail him out of this situation. In the worst decision making process and the history of decision making processes processes this father-in-law spent 59 million dollars. I mean his first daughter not for the not for the Jackass that shooting at the police officers But can you imagine how this guy feels right now? He and by the way this happened before the wedding

So this happened before the wedding. They knew about this what and they still went through the wedding probably because the daughter was like daddy I need to have this wedding It's really important that I show up all over social media I Can not even imagine number one number two if dad Brock away of the Mercedes fame comes to me and says would you like the I am taking the check every fucking time. I'm gonna be like, honey, with $59 million, I can rent the Eiffel Tower for an hour, and we can put all our friends

at the nicest Hampton Inn in all of Paris, and still walk away with $55 million. Yes. It's unbelievable the amount of money that someone just dropped on a fucking wedding that's going to last it for five days, by the way. The celebration lasted for five days. They're not Indian. This is not part of their culture. It's unbelievable the amount of excess that these people spent. I am

not one to say, you know, because you have money, you're a bad person. I'm not one to say that. And I'm not one here to tell anybody how to spend their capital. However, 59, fucking million dollars, let's round it up to 60, because you know there was some change tip for the waiter. 60 million dollars on a fucking wedding. That's insane. I can't even really wrap my head around it.

I had a hard time wrapping my head around my wedding. I had a hard time wrapping my head around and it was nowhere close to $60,000. I had a hard time wrapping my head around,000. I love $60 million. I just cannot imagine. Would your parents give you for that wedding? What do they give? $23 million? Yeah.

Yeah, they cut your check for $23 million. That's so sure. By $23,000. What do you think it costs $23,000? That's exactly. I know that was my fear with my first mother-in-law is that i'd say sure i'll take the check and she'd be like it cost about five thousand dollars but at that time it would have been like a million dollars to me i would have been like that's so many eight balls of cocaine

what do you what do you think it costs to rent the palace of her size for just one night for one wedding? Two three million dollars four million dollars. It's got to be something like five million dollars. Yeah, I mean It's a big place. I can they can probably cordon off part of it and have a look. Yeah, they probably had a little section That's available to rent. Yeah, I don't know But for 60 million dollars, maybe you can rent the whole place to yourself. Maybe you dropped $25 million and you got it for five days and they just shut it down. Because I mean, the tickets are like, you know, I don't know, 25 euros to get in, 40 euros to get in, something like that.

There's probably 10,000, 15,000 people a day. They're lucky. They're always so pissed if I went over there to see that. I would be hot. I would be hot. I would be hot. Well, you got to understand also about the palace is most of it, or at least most of the part that we saw,

and we didn't even walk, like I said, we didn't even walk through more than one wing. And it's multiple floors. So when you go there, it's all roped off because they have a lot of the original stuff that was there from like Louis the 14th or whoever the fuck lived there. I have pictures, by the way,

I took a million photographs of the Palisade Versailles. It was like six months ago, and I was flipping through and my memories came up and it was like Palisade Versailles. I flipped through a hundred of the 300 pictures I took of the Palisade Versailles, and I was like, it's even boring looking at the pictures that I took from the comfort of my life.

I know. I mean, it seemed exciting in the moment, but you do take a million pictures on it like whenever I've gone to the Vatican or the- Yeah. Have you been to the Palace of Versailles? I have not. Oh, no.

But you went to the Vatican. The Vatican is a lot like that too. In the moment, you're like, oh my God. Oh my God. And then later on, you're like, oh, yeah. Yeah, the Sistine Chapel just doesn't somehow look as good on my iPhone 10. No, it doesn't.

It doesn't. When they were taking professional photographs in the history books, I was really. You know what I'm saying? But when you go through the Vatican, you realize that you photographs in the history books, I was really, you know what I'm saying? But when you go through the Vatican, you realize that you are in the richest place in the world. There is more value in what sits in the Vatican, and probably most of it's underground,

than some countries make in decades, right? It's just insane. And the palace of her size, a lot like that too. You go, but the problem, or the challenge for me, keeping my interest for very long, was that by the 16th bedroom you walk in and you see the same type of bed and the same chair. Yeah.

And it's like a chair. I do it as a chair, the chair that Louis said, King Louis said, well, that's all great find and wonderful and dandy, but I saw 16 other chairs that he already sat into. And to be honest, like, there's not a shit stain on there. I'm not saying anything particularly interesting. The clean did, it's fine. You're just seeing a bed and a chair. It is awe, it's awe inspiring when you walk in there.

Sure. But your brain quickly wraps its head around the fact that this is just a really nice house with some old furniture and you're walking around. However, the gardens, the grounds. The gardens are always my favorite part. That's like built more. Yeah, the local state, same thing.

Not like, I mean, it's not as big as Versailles. Obviously, but the same kind of thing, where you're going from bedroom to bedroom and taking a tour, whatever, but the gardens. The gardens, those, that's where the action happens. It's so big. And as your night did not rent a golf cart, we just walked around, right?

So we're just walking around. There are houses on the ground for grounds keepers. Oh yeah. That are 15 times bigger than anything I have ever lived in. And that's like the, that's where the poor people go and they stay there. They take care of it. It's like holy shit.

They literally have like restaurants and cafes in the gardens because they know that it's gonna take you days to walk through and they wanna get your money cause there's nothing close there. It is so amazingly big and I can't imagine how much money it must have cost. Huh.

Speaking of built more estates, you know I went to built more estates one time with a friend of ours. And that was it. That's an interesting house too. It is. It's very interesting. I've been quite a few times now. It's close, fairly close to Atlanta. Yeah, you can go a couple of times. I'm driving a bit Christmas thing that they do.

And so I've been at different times of the year. It's beautiful. Maybe one time we should go to the built more gardens. I think so. We should record from there. Yeah. The commercial break live from the built more gardens. You think we should record from there? Yeah. The commercial break live from the built more gardens. The commercial break.

No longer live from the built more gardens. That's how the show would open and then we'd come right back and be like, we're at the Hampton Inn outside the built more at state. We're down the street. We're down the street. The security had not confirmed that we were going to be there Yeah, can you imagine people with their families walking through for Christmas and it's like fucking dip shit mother fucking cock suck and goddamn

Cover your ears honey. Oh, it's the Christmas episode The COVID Christmas castle. You know, and I were just talking about that a couple of days ago. Come on down, the COVID Christmas castle. I think we might have to just replay that one. Oh my God, of course. Of course, our Christmas. I think on it. It's a Christmas tradition now at this point.

I think the day... Corncobbs for us. Corncobbs for a nose. And two marbles for us. Yeah, for those of you that don't know, this was we recorded this literally 2020 Christmas time when Brian had, I take that children, he had like half less children.

Yes, I had like not as many kids. I've had a kid every year for the last 12 years. Yeah, I think you just had one. Absolutely, I had two, but the, oh no, I had one. No, it was two. I had two, but the one was a baby. So we, so I bring them over there to get the picture we're taking with Santa Claus and everybody's wearing masks and oiling up and jazzing up. And so I was like, come on down to clean up. Yeah. They were like greasing themselves. Why were they oily? I don't know.

It's a weird Santa thing going on over there. It's going to be Christmas castle sanitizing. Wailing up. They were, it wasn't about to be a bus lane. That's right. It was bikini wrestling. There are the COVID Christmas castle. They have something for the kids and something for the kids.

Yeah. And you're in the mall, so something for the moms. Oh my God, we will replay COVID Christmas castle the day after Christmas. That'll be the 26th. I will replay that episode in case anybody's interested. We'll replay that segment

because I don't think you want to sit through the entire hour of us bitching about wearing masks, but we'll do that. Alright, let's take our first break and we'll be back with more dating game action. This time we're bringing it up to 2023 and we're going to talk about the cut, so let's take that break and we'll be back. Look, I know you guys are getting really sick of me, but that is too bad. It's my job.

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I don't, I think that the people that were throwing the party were more important than the band. Oh, yes. Yes. Don't let the, don't let the room five mingle with the rich people. God forbid, they get that dirty tattoos all over everybody. You know what? He probably should have spent that $59 million

and convinced that guy Adam Levine to marry his daughter. Might have worked out better. Of course, Adam's quite the creep himself. So there you go. All right, so last episode we reviewed a dating show game, the Love Connection, on television from the 1980s.

Today we're moving it back to 2023 and we're gonna go over the cut, which is taking the internet by storm, taking YouTube by storm. Anyway, the cut is a dating game where two people sit across from each other. There are multiple people waiting in the wings boy girl, and they come in, they sit at the table, and someone has the opportunity to essentially cancel the date. It's like speed dating by pressing the button in front of them, and then the other person has to leave. The challenge here is, are you quick enough? Do you get to the button in front of them, and then the other person has to leave. The challenge here is, are you quick enough?

Do you get to the button before someone kicks you off? Because once they kick you off, you're done. You're done for the day. So it's essentially the last two people standing, get to go on a date with each other. I guess, I don't know. Honestly, it's so... Yeah, it does it, yeah.

I don't know. It's so foreign to me, all of this. Well, let's take a look at one of these episodes, and then maybe we'll have a better understanding. Are you ready? Yes. I was tro drawing on the internet. As you do. As I do like to do and here's the cut. We're going to review another episode. I think we reviewed an episode of this a couple like six months ago or something. Yeah. Speed dating show. When the button lights up red, either player may press it and swap out their date for a new person. Get out of here. If two people. Oh yeah. And the button talks. Get out of here.

You're rejected. Get out of here. You're too ugly. You smell like my ex-wife's mother. Last on a date for 10 minutes. It went in all expenses paid second date. This. In all expenses paid second date, you consider this three minutes of jargon to be the first date. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. This. Hello. Hi.

Hi. How you doing? I'm Chloe. Hi. Nice to meet you. Oh, I forgot to tell you, this is sorority versus fraternity day at the cut. So everyone belongs to a sorority or a fraternity.

To add another layer of complexity on to an already very complex show. Yeah, instead of, so in contrast to the love connection which had hearts everywhere, this has red solo cups and two those fraternity paddles that they smack each other on the butt with, I guess, I guess. I don't know what happens.

Hi, Jackson. How are you doing? How are you feeling? Good, I'm good. I'm well nervous. No, my heart's beating really fast. Straight up. Okay, just to cue little kids right here.

Yeah, except that the guy reminds me of the guy that was, like, you know, the brother of the one guy that we had the great voice and was singing and then the other yeah man yeah man I forgive you girl come back to me girl yeah that one guy would think it's so beautiful get him girl get get him girl regga Tony regga Tony, regga Tony. What's your first impression of each other? You seem nice, you seem cool. Yeah, you too. I like you, hey.

Thank you. I like your fit. Jackson, how about you say you didn't like gingers? Oh my gosh. Yo, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I wouldn't make this. Oh, well, that dates over.

Oh, yeah. She was quick on the draw. She was, because this is the nature of the game, is to get the other person out much quicker than they can get you out. Yep. I'm sorry. Oh, it was nice to meet you.

Yeah, I'll see you, I'm sure. Well, then at this round, too, I feel like it becomes more of a game of. It is a game. Well, I have an instead of actually getting to hear the other person out as soon as that thing goes red, you're like boom.

Boom, you gotta do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right about this. Like maybe what there's a little he's about to say something. He was about to say she didn't give a shit. No, she's like no, I'm gonna be. That red, I'm just gonna keep hitting it until I see someone like.

I'll get like, you know, family feud. Quick, yeah, who gets the buzzer asks. That's oftentimes the one who wins is the one who gets the buzzer quicker.'ll get like, you know, a family feud, quick. Yeah. Who gets the buzzer fastest. That's oftentimes the one who wins is the one who gets the buzzer quicker. By the way, Heather McMahon won Celebrity Jeopardy. Did you see that? She was on Celebrity Jeopardy. The night that that interview aired, and I,

Congratulations to Heather Arsor. Yeah. I'm Chloe. Hi. Good to meet you. So now Chloe stays, the red head stays, and now another guy comes in. So you two are nice to meet you. Share with Sori for time, Darren.

Oh, I'm adult together. It's a panholonic. I'm from KFI. Yeah, good to meet you. I like that red on you, honestly. Oh, thank you. Okay, now there's some interaction going here. It's not going badly.

I'm going to be so honest with the red hair. It's kind of a lot going on in the warm color department, but I have to be sure that I'll have red fingernails. You've got red fingernails, a red sweatshirt, bright red hair, red lipstick. Yeah, it might be a red solo cup spine, I feel a little much. Be sure that. You'll always have such cool merch, like I'm really jealous of you. I appreciate it.

He's a pretty good man who aren't active. Oh, okay, I mean I respect that. I like to do. I appreciate it. He is pretty good at women who aren't active. Oh, okay. I mean, I respect that. I like to do active things. Like, I respect that, but I hate you a little bit. I'm just waiting for the button to turn red so I can get you out of here. Outdoorsy stuff.

I like to hike. I like all that. Do you like pumpkin patches? I do like pumpkin patches. I'm trying to go to one. Why? You're trying to go to one. Why don't you just go to one?

Is that a question? Yeah, why is that a question? What a weird second question for a first date. Do you like pumpkin patches? Do you like pumpkin patches? I'm trying to tie people up in them. That would be fun. Yeah. Are you to attract attention? I mean, kind of cute. Yeah, you're kind of cute. Wow. This is how completely underwhelming. Kind of cute. Yeah, you're kind of cute. Wow. This is how completely underwhelming. Kind of cute. Can I ask you a question? It's like super non-linear.

Should I call a little? Yes, you should. I'm calling you. Five four. Why are we with my old house? You have microphones on. They're going to catch it all. Five four.

Is that a deal breaker? Maybe you'll. I'm sorry. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. You're so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. the commercial break. I gotta get outta here. It was super nice talking to you. It was good to meet you. Yeah. All right. Fun. Yeah, thanks.

All right, we're Chloe or whatever. Yeah. It sounds like she's quick. She's cutthroat. Yeah. And she's like a black widow. She's bite you and then she's sweet to you. Then she wraps you in her web.

She's like, well, see you later, I'm sure. No, I'm sure you won't, actually. Why is the thing say you don't like a short king? Oh, because the little box is talking. We haven't heard it yet. But he's about, the box is about to say you don't like a short king. You don't like no short like me. Like a short king. A lot of my best friends are short kings. Oh, you only had shortinks as friends. Well, I don't say only. Hi.

I'm Chloe. Are you doing a nice day, too? Nice to meet you. Like you're here. Thank you. Thank you. What's the road of you? Deltagama.

OK. Can you read this? Can you read those Greek letters? Do you have any idea what that says? No, I can't either. Lambda. Lambda? Five.

I just want to slide this. What do you do for fun? I have any idea what that says? No, I can't either. Lambda? Lambda? Five. I just want to slide this. What do you do for fun? Ooh, I'm actually learning how to play guitar. I play guitar too. Oh, no way. How long have you been playing? Two, about two years, huh?

Self-taught. I'm hit a band. I got a band. Ever ever since I got into college. Yeah. Ever since I realized that guitar playing spreads those legs like a river quiet. I'm telling you would I have been learning self-taught how to play guitar self-taught means Brian level playing guitar What's your what's your band called? It's called Asian Boy Men.

Oh, I like it. ABB. You don't like it, don't lie, it's a stupid name for a man. That is. It's about it. Somebody hit it. Oh, sorry. Oh my God, Chloe is three for three.

Yeah. I'm starting to think she's got something against Asian people because all three of those guys were Asian She kicked a mat. Well, again, I think she just wants to win. Yeah But what is winning like just being the last one standing I suppose still up to see your band play Do you just have a show coming up? Oh my god, don't lie. Stop that stop that don't be insincere after you kick the guy off Just don't do that. I'll figure it out. Yeah, good for you, dude kick the guy off. Just don't do that.

I'll figure it out. I'll invite you. Yeah, good for you, dude. Thanks. Thanks, man. No, nice to meet you. I'll figure it out. We're probably playing somewhere more soon.

I can't release the details. I'm under an NDA. My agent told me not to say anything. I'm Chloe. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. How's your day been going?

Oh snap, he hit the button before she even said a little. Another ginger. Oh my god. Yeah. Why in the world would you hit the button that fast? This is crazy, Chrissy. It's so crazy. This is crazy.

You, we gotta open up more bars or something. People need to meet each other. Oh no. Yes, but why do you push me? No, I don't know. The guys we're talking about are really pretty. It's kind of want to see what else is out there also. I do feel as great as I was finding it.

Yeah, good luck. Thank you. I hope you find your match. Thank you. Great job showing up to the date and the t-shirt, but yeah, in your worst t-shirt. It's a white t-shirt that's yellowed because he keeps on washing it with the colors

and has armpit stains. Good job, but put your best foot forward. Hello. Yes, Billy. Yes, Billy. Nice to meet you. Yes, Billy. Yes, Billy.

Okay, so now another woman is coming in and she is wearing all white herself and he's wearing a white t-shirt with really blanched out jeans, bleached out jeans for some reason. You can tell just how dirty his t-shirt is by looking at comparing the two whites and I'm fucking color blind.

Oh, that's a really unique name. Oh, thank you. It's Swedish. Swedish, that's really great Swedish. Yeah, I am. It's a Korean Swedish. Swedish. Are you Swedish now? No.

Yes. Yes, it's a good and dark and good morning. No, I'm not the Swedish. I'm from Alabama. Give me a little charisma right now. Just like a pick up line or something? Just hit on me. Okay, so...

Did she say give her the Riz? Yeah, Riz! You know, that was just introduced into the Oxford dictionary. So, yeah, it means charisma. It means charisma? I got Riz. I think you have Riz too. Yeah. So yeah, and it means charisma. It means charisma? I got ris. I think you have ris too. Yeah, you have ris.

Blues got ris. We're all rised out over here. We're gizzin' and risin' over here, baby. 21-EPM. I got charisma in and out of the bathroom. Are you, I hope? Oh, do you like pancakes? Can I hop on that ass?

Oh my god, that's not hitting us. What? That's sexual assault? God! Oh my god. Do you like pancakes? I hop on that ass. Can't I hop on that ass?

It's horrible. Not to mention, he messed it all up. It might have been cute, had he said it correctly. He might have gotten away with it. It had it been funny. Hey, okay No worries. It was nice to meet you. Nice meet you too. I think she does that there because she wanted him to hit the Yeah, she was like Yeah, I'm not up for this anymore. I know I agreed to it, but it's really stupid now that I think about it. Yeah That would have been me. I'd been like, wait, the red solo cups, really?

Can I hit the button before the next person comes out? So you didn't want to hop on that end? Uh, no. It's, that felt kind of, a character for me. What's your name? Out of character. You didn't even talk to her. That's whole.

Yes, for. Simran. Simran. Yeah, it's nice waiting. Nice meeting you. Simran's a pretty name., it's nice meeting you. Nice meeting you. Simran's a pretty name. Yeah, it's like cinnamon. It's like a stage name.

Simurit. Now, Simurit down now, boy. Simurit down. You go to school here? No, I actually go to ASU. So you just came here for the shoot then? No, I have some family that I'm visiting right now. Oh, okay.

Oh, snap. She got to. He went to hit the button and she slid right under her., okay. Oh, she got it. Oh, she got it. He went to hit the button and she slid right under him. And got that button. She slid right under. Oh, good for her. I like this girl. Oh, she got me first.

Yeah, that's all good. That's a really nice meeting you. Yeah, nice meeting you. You look. They didn't even talk. They didn't even have a conversation. He has not had a conversation with any of the three girls that he had up there.

He basically just hit the button as soon as it turned red. Number one, number two, are we that training these young people to just not ever have an extended conversation? Pretty much. God damn Chrissy. Thank God we met while we were drinking. That's right. We were romantically involved, but many long nights, you you know boozing away. Let us let us the future of conversations that were more than skin deep like high how are you I just wasn't feeling it. It's Sweden. We don't say that I think you should murder this next person, the Crosstead! He likes it. I think you should flash him and then stick him in the penis with a pencil.

He likes it. Oh, he just hit the red button. Sorry, you're gone. You like it? Yeah. Take turns rinking on each other. Let me cover some damn way so, where you from? Um, like make believe area.

You know, I ain't goin' lie. I ain't haggard things about that part of Seattle. What about you? Uh, off from Yakima Valley? You live in Yakima. There's like nothing there, but like carfarts. You got your line. That is actually pretty funny.

There's nothing there with carfarts. They're hating on where they live. Yeah. They don't even give each other a chance. It's a great way to stay. Yeah. You live there. Oh, yeah. I'm not dating you. You live there. I gotta go to the car part place.

No. Car part. I'm gonna go ahead and see you. You're never gonna come. It's a nice meeting you. Yeah, it's nice meeting you. What is his shirt say to height to proud? I guess. To height to It doesn't even matter.

I just get further and further away from understand. I don't understand. I mean, I get the premise of it. I'm keeping up with it. But what I don't understand is give somebody a fucking chance. Have a conversation. Yeah. Hi, I'm Reena.

Nice to meet you. You know, Jay-Jay, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You share what's ready for Jay-Jay. Oh, oh, sorry. I'm Reena. I'm Rina, nice to meet you. Nina, JJ, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You share what's ready for turning you in. Oh, oh, sorry, I'm Rina, I'm an Alpha Phi. Yeah, I'm JJ, I'm an Omega Deltify Latin fraternity. He can't even look her in the eye. He is so not used to communicating

with other human beings face to face. That's the way it is now. I know, I'm teaching my kids, look me in the eye when you talk, please. Like, what made you want to join like a cultural fraternity? Yeah, I'm from like a mostly Hispanic town. You know, the Yakima Valley, you started the state? Yeah, okay, I've had like dance competitions at the Yakima.

Oh, you did dance? Yeah, well I did. I was really bad. What kind of dance? Yeah, I like to drive my dad's BMW into the rich, into the poor part of town. That makes me feel important. Like drill team. Shall I start a song? No, for real. I literally of town. That makes me feel important. Like, drill team.

Shout out for the sign. No, for real. I literally can't. Let's go. Yeah. I need some arm work. Arm work? No.

You got it for real. OK, OK, I'll teach you. OK, you need to set up. OK. OK, so we need to. Thank God that buttons there are these two would have nothing to talk about. The button is literally leading the conversation.

It's unbelievable. Let's take another quick break. And then we'll be back. This is so fascinating to be Chrissy. I don't think we're gonna have children in the next 20 years. I don't think anybody's gonna be having children. They're not gonna know how to talk to each other. Anyway, I sound like a really old man right now, don't I?

Or am I a really old man already? No, not at all. I'm very angry. I don't know how you're supposed to because everything's done online. Then you get together in person and it's really awkward and so then how are you going to live with a person and stay together? It's impossible. Okay, let's take a break.

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way before I started dating, too, also just to let you know. Me too. But then we're studying some dating in 2023 by reviewing dating shows of the time So the cut here they are you've been here you've been listening to it We've all been listening to it. So let's get right back to it These two are in the middle of a date right now She's teaching him how to do dance competition Only because the button prompted them to talk to each other. That's right

Yeah, we communicated like human beings I get asked. Alright. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wait, I thought there was a connection. Well, it's only not apparent that we're good. I'm sorry. Oh, we're good.

Well, if you're gonna press the button, don't apologize for it. Just stick with your convictions. Be like, it wasn't for me. Thank you anyway. I mean, what do you reckon for? I think it was like the eye contact thing, like I don't know what was going on over here, but he was just like, yeah, he couldn't look at her. Yeah, it was true. She's absolutely right.

And you know what, good for you for recognizing that you would like someone that talks to you by looking at you additionally. Like, mm. See when it made her look to me, I. Yeah, a little bit. Like confidence is really important to me. How are you?

She's cute, by the way. Yeah. Cute girl. How are you? I'm good. I'm Reena. I see you. And I've watched a lot of this cut.

And Chrissy, I'm telling you, not many of them actually shake hands with each other when they meet. Oh. And I think that that's a good sign that she's standing out her hands to shake hands, because I think that's a appropriate thing to do when you meet somebody. I think we went to the same high school. We did? Yeah, I'll do that right? Yes! Yeah, go kangs. Wait, yeah, wait, for real, wait. What's your name? I'll get a sotter. Haasher, Haasher. Oh my god, wait! Yes, we did go to the same high school. Wait, wait, how can we not remember him? I didn't go for school. No, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I just I'll stop with a very big school.

Have you had a glow up? What do you think? She have a glow up. Yeah, I think it's kind of embarrassing when she doesn't even remember you and you went to the same high school. Yeah, that's kind of tough She's gonna hit the button. Sorry, bro. She's hitting the button. Damn. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, like that's what we like to hear right? Like you think he's fine? I do. Yeah. Oh! Why do you think you cheated in talking high school? I was a weirdin' high school. I'll be honest.

I never woulda talked to you in high school. I haven't found my way. Can I ask why? I feel like you were Helen Tavidegan in high school. I was also like, yeah, I was also much different in high school. I've never had a different in high school. How sure do you think she's attractive? I think she's attractive. Thank you. But I mean, there's just so much more than that.

Oh my god, thank you. Where does it look? I think your care is mad. I think you're confident. She's got Riz, Chrissy. She's got Riz. You believe in yourself? Thank you.

I try to be confident. And I feel like that's really important. Yeah, I was talking to the button earlier. I really like, like, I was talking the button earlier, like I really like like I was talking to the button earlier We had more conversation than she's had on three days The button really knows me But she doesn't like small penis, so tell her your penis size Hasha

I feel like you like like exert confidence Yeah, yeah, I mean that's the goal right? Yeah I'm sensing a bit of a connection here, am I right? so. I can see it. I hope so. I can see it. Don't lie, Haasher. This is the hottest women you have ever talked to in your entire life. You need to go for it bro. Oh Haasher hid it no way dude. I would have never guessed that I would have never guessed that he would hit the button she surprised too because she's the hottest girl in school She never talked to him and he is remembering that he's like nope not going to not gonna be fooled twice

I'm sorry. I don't understand. How should you tell me what happened? Why'd you press me? No. I do like you, and I do want to go on a date with you. But I feel like I do. I wish I didn't press it, honestly.

Well, that's it. Sorry, but those are the names of the guests, the name of the game. You are out one date with one really, actually, of all the girls that we've seen. Actually, of all the people that we've seen on this show in two episodes of watching this, she's probably the most put together human beings.

We've seen, she actually gave you a chance, dude. What are you doing? What are you doing? So if it went up red one more time, you would have pressed it? No, I wouldn't have pressed it. Do you want another shot? I would give you another shot.

I think I'd take another shot. We're gonna try it one more time. I'll show you that I make a real decision. Okay, my hands behind my back. I'm ready. If she hits it... Oh. I can't even think of that.

It's not pressing it. Not even a flinch. Yay! Good job! You're on the count! We're waiting for you on your second date. We can go to Bongo's. Yum. It's outside. It's great ambiance. I have a picnic set in my car. We go eat that at a gas works at sunset. Let's do it! And then we can just fucking see where it goes from there. And then we just fucking get high and play Grand Theft Auto 6 and give each other a hand job.

What do you think? I say yay, good for you too. Yay! Why'd you give them a second chance? Because I feel, I literally, okay now they're outside, so maybe they're on the date right now. I felt like a connection, I feel like ticket chances are always,

they're right. Did you almost want to press it? No. Oh, even after the second chance Please bring in the supreme dude they had their glow up moment. Did you see that Chrissy? They had their I don't even know what that means, but man I'm super happy for them. They are a cute couple I think look at us here And what was her name? Sabrina.

No, it was like, I don't know. It was something, but she was really cute and he was a cute guy too. And I like the story. Here's why I like this story. He was too afraid to talk to her in high school. She was probably too uppity for him, right? She was like the popular girl in school

and the dance team and all that. And then they meet years later and she says, you know what, I'm really sad I overlooked you because you know what, you're not a bad looking guy. And quite frankly, you're the only one who could talk to me during this whole game show. Okay, now I'm getting into the cut a little bit. Now I'm getting into the cut.

And I've watched a couple episodes. Is this online only? Yeah, it's on YouTube. It's just the cut. Check I've watched a couple episodes is this online only yeah it's on YouTube it's just the cut check it out the cut yeah Google it search it go to your YouTube visit out kids visit out risen and jizz you know how it goes you know how we do it you know how we do all right guys well it's coming toward the end of the year we've got a lot of exciting guests coming up, even in season four. We've got a couple more guests around the corner,

and then in 2024, look out, kids, look out. We're gonna have so many exciting guests. We're gonna have some people that got kicked off the show with a cut, and maybe a few people that got kicked off the show with a love connection. I'm just kidding, we're not gonna have those people. We'll teach them how to look people in the eye. No, no, no, no.

But stay tuned, every Tuesday, an interview, a new interview coming for you, as far as the eye can see. So we're super excited about that. Thanks for the positive feedback. Thank you to Steve O. and Heather and Veer that have already come in Felicia Day next week. And I'm just super excited. This is a revelation for the commercial break.

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Yeah, but that's all I can do. I think so. So I'll say best of you because I already told you I love you. That's it, you. Chrissy and I always say. We do say and we must say good bye. Bye. Music Kiss! Kiss!