The Commercial Break - Lake Life & The Hen House

Episode Date: June 1, 2022

"Lake Life" means many things to many people. Mainly it means fast boats, cold beer and small bikinis...at least on Lake Lanier in North Georgia it does! Bryan tells his tale of a trip to a wedding in Florida with some "Lake Life friends" . He doesn't know the groom and barely knows the bride and has NO idea what he has gotten himself into. He gets an invite to stay at the Hen House, a hook up with a strange woman who likes expensive cologne, cleaning duty after the reception and a room full of angry husbands! Finally, some fish tales are shared about bottom feeding fishes! It's a wet and wild episode of TCB. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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On this episode of the commercial break There's a distinctive culture that goes along with Lakes. I don't know about where you look. I mean, I think it's everywhere. Like Lake Havasu, Lake Michigan. I mean, Lake Michigan. There's a Lake, yeah, Lake Havasu, bye. Michigan.

Yeah, it's different. Like the big lakes are different. The great lakes is, they are different, those are like ocean. When there's waves, bigger than two feet, yeah, it's an ocean. As far as I'm concerned. If you can't see the other side,

it's an ocean. I don't care what you say And 15 of the married girls tried to hook me up with the single girls and So every husband slowly but surely at first they liked I was a part of the group They're like this guy's cool. Look at him. He could drink some beer and hang out. It tells a joke They guys funny walks out he tells the joke. Where's he going with my wife? Okay, I'm going back to the game. We're gonna do that damn maintenance.

Okay. All hands up, they're going on their side for their damn maintenance. Okay. Yes. Get your damn house in. Go on a clean the damn damn. Uh, damn Billy, he's not with the damn damn. Uh, damn Billy, he's not with the damn damn maintenance. Get the damn damn close on if we're going to the damn damn.

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That'll move the needle. So we're back from the Memorial Day break. Yes. What did you, what are you doing? Actually, we're recording this before my birthday, so I'm not gonna pre-send. I was going along with it for a while. Yeah, okay, I was gonna go along with it too,

but just know this, Chrissy and I are both out of town right now. So we're recording before the Memorial Day holiday so that you have an opportunity to listen to fresh episodes. We'll only take a couple breaks a year and this is not one of them. So, I mean, we take a break, but you don't take a break. We just know that we're here. So what are you intending to do for them?

I'm going to take a little trip up to my sisters. Woo! Yeah. Is it the cute little nephews that I have? So sweet. Snuggly-bugglers. Mm-hmm. Little snuggly-lugglies.

That's what I call them. Some fun things. My little potatoes. Yeah. I always bring my little gift when I come up and I found some bubble guns this year. You are not the cool aunt unless you bring the gifts. See, my smart brothers have called onto this.

My dumb brothers are still just showing up empty handed. Actually, they all show up with gifts now, and I hate them for it, because I'm like, another fucking light up battery operated bullshit that doesn't turn off by itself. That I'm gonna have to listen to all night long because it's sitting on its side in the family room. I don't do the noisy things anymore. Thank you, thank you.

Tell him, talk to my brothers. And a couple of my, like, Astrid's brother sent a fucking trampoline one time and I'm like, a, like, an indoor trampoline. Yeah, that's right. Like, and then, yeah, the inside trampoline with net and everything. Like, what do you think it like we live in a,

like we live in a 17,000 square foot house where you can fit an extra trampoline. The kids loved it. Of course. Right, however, was not a huge fan of it. But you know what, that's what uncles do. Uncles and grandparents. That's right.

Uncles ants and grandparents. And grandparents, they spoil the children. As should they, I suppose. Yeah, it's fun. They're not your kids. No, they are my kids. They're really fun. So play with and have them love you. Yeah.

Because how old are you going to get in the love you? No, I mean, listen, you want to be the cool. They love their parents. You want to be the coolant play with and have them love you. Yeah. Because how old are you gonna get them to love you, right? No, I mean, listen, you wanna be the cool. They love their parents. You wanna be the coolant. Yeah, coolant Chrissy, though. They get invited for drinks when she turns two days. Yeah, I get that when they turn 21. Oh, heck yeah.

I'm gonna take them to six flags. Five, can you go, okay. I'm gonna go, okay, I'm gonna go, okay. Take my kids while you're at it. Yeah. Yeah, it's just take them along. Shop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. So going up to your, you know, I'm gonna go to Dad's Lake House.

Yeah. Because, you know, there's a distinctive culture that goes along with lakes. I don't know about where you live. I mean, I think it's everywhere. Like Lake Havasu, Lake Michigan. There's a lake, yeah, Lake Havasu. It's really ocean, Michigan. Yeah, it's different.

Like the big lakes are different. The great lakes is that's an ocean. They are, those are like ocean. When there's waves. They're more than two feet. Yeah, it's an ocean. As far as I'm concerned. If you can't see the other side, it're like ocean. When there's waves, bigger than two feet, yeah, it's an ocean. As far as I'm concerned, if you can't see the other side, it's an ocean. I don't care what you say.

Yeah, it's like a building frame. But there's a distinct culture that goes along with these lakes down here. It's like the 70 year old, 60, 70 year old guys who have made money, who just work out, they go to the gym every three minutes and I'll take it, Sarah, is a post-repawn, F-3000, look at my fucking, my nipples are tiny and my facts are huge and I'm red as a tomato and they're out there every weekend. And I don't know, there's a lake here in Georgia called Lakeland Nears.

Yes. And I don't know how this happened, but I guess it's the biggest lake. And all the lakes in Georgia are man-made, fun fact. Every lake in Georgia is man-made. That's right. We have no natural occurring lakes, besides very small, you know, like puns,

like the pun pool. Pool be good for you. So we have this lake called Lakeland near and it's just becomes like the party, like it's huge. It's big and they've dammed it up then they there's a bunch of houses and shit under it literally people every once in a while people are like run into a street sign that's under. Have you heard this?

Yes. Yeah. People love to go diving in there and juggle all that whatever. And the point is that now they have this huge party island that they do. Yes, they do. Jimmy Buffet Jimmy Buffet what's his, Jimmy buffet is involved. I don't know, the talking parrot, the singing lakehead. I don't know, there's a bunch of restaurants and bars

and they're all together. And then they have a huge set of docks. Yes. And so these guys who have boats that are entirely too big for a lake, anyway, they're just like 50 foot yachts that they purchase or house boats that are cute. They get together every day, basically, but every Friday and Saturday. Yeah, but based on Facebook and Instagram, yeah, it's every day.

Yeah, you'd think that there was a party going on every day. Rain or shine, colder hot doesn't really matter. They're always out at Lake Lanier and they end up tying all their boats together because there's only so much dock space. So one guy will get the dock and then it'll tie 50 boats on to it. So it's this huge party that's always going on. And those parties are fucking bananas. They're crazy. Yeah, I know I'll see pictures

from my old rapids or my old clients. The Budweiser and he's always gone. Yeah, the Budweiser guy. I saw it like the youngest prettiest. Of course of course tiny skippy bikini girls out there possible. Yeah. And then there's like a couple of guys that really like that match up with the girls sprinkled in. No, no, because the guys who own the boats own the boats so that they can get the tiny

skippy bikini girls on their boat. And the tiny bikini bikini girls, no offense, it's like some kind of magnet. A guy with a boat, no matter what age, it's like some kind of magnet. He's veer. I know, he's veer. You've got a compass.

He's got a compass for that. That's right, probably doesn't know how to drive it. Like, he doesn't give a shit. It's a magnetic. He spent $700,000 on a boat that's gonna sink eventually, and he doesn't give a shit. He g a magnetic. He spent $700,000 on a boat that's gonna sink eventually and he doesn't give a shit. He gasses it up, someone else cleans it, he just knocks it.

That's all he does, he doesn't even drive it. He just knocks it at this place. And so you see, on any given Saturday or Sunday, especially on Memorial Day or Labor Day, there's hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of boats and thousands of people. Now they say it's family friendly, but fuck that. It is not family friendly. The kids are there for the kids are there, but usually they start

scattering when the sun goes down. Now, the craziest thing is that this whatever Jimmy Buffet is whatever decided or maybe not Jimmy Buffet, but Lake Lanier, the actual whoever maintains it, decided that they needed some music to go along with this big party that was happening at the Saturday Sunday. So they threw a covered dock out into the middle of the fucking lake and they they sent some people out in a boat a band out in a boat and the band gets set up so it's all powered. They're in the middle of the fucking lake covered and they're playing incredibly loudly across the entire lake. It is just it is so much fun when you're there yes but it's kind of ridiculous to think about, right?

And then forget about it nighttime. At nighttime, it's just, everybody's hammered by that point. So I used to run with like a crew for just a hot minute, right? Like, when you're not necessarily my scene, maybe because I just don't have a boat and like, I'm not up there all the time, right?

But who knows? I'm getting to that age right, might have a boat, So I can also have, bikini girls running all over the place. We'll talk about it. Talk to Astrid about that. So there was a couple of weekends, I'd say maybe 20 times I went up there,

and it always happened the same way. I remember when you were going to the lake a lot. Do you remember that? Yeah, I was doing my, I took my tour around Lake Linnar. There was, I had a couple of friends, they were like back from my early 20s. And I hooked up with them again in my mid 30s.

And they're all married, right? It's mainly two or three girls that I knew, that we're in this, like, I've always been friends with girls. Oh, always, always. So these three girls, and then they had an extended group of friends that were all girls, right?

Pretty wonderful lovely women in their 30s. And there was like two single girls in the group and 15 of the married girls tried to hook me up with the single girls. And so every husband, slowly but surely, at first they liked me. I was a part of the group. They were like, this guy's cool. Look at him. He could drink some beer and hang me. I was a part of the group. They were like, this guy's cool. Look at him, he could drink some beer,

and hang out, he tells a joke. That guy's funny, he walks out, he tells a joke. Where's he going with my wife? It would be a total fucking hate fest within, if I went 20 times, by time 10, I started picking up on the fact that the guys would be out in the lake like standing like waist deep in the water with their mickle-o-boltras, right? And they all be staring and pointing at me like this.

Meanwhile, the girls were all like, Oh, Brian! Must be nice not having children running around with your Honda cord. Zipping around. Zipping around. Zippin' around. Zippin' around. You know, it's just, it got a little weird there for a second. Yeah. Let's tell you a story.

You wanna hear a story? Of course, I always wanna hear a story. In this time period, and then I'll get back to a night at Lake linear. Remind me to get back to a night at Lake linear. In this time period, I, the three girls that I knew, two of which I hung out with frequently, they had a friend, right? That friend was getting married. Now I had just been three or four weeks, five weeks, six weeks into reconnecting with these particular, you know, early 20s. I was coming in high. And so the girl, let's call her, I don't know,

Dandelion, Dandelion's getting married to this guy. Yeah. And they, we're all at Lake Lanier one afternoon and they're talking about their wedding, which is gonna be down at a very exclusive island down in Feloarida. Oh, a lot. Very lovely place.

It's a, well, it's a manicuredured, it's like heaven is what it is basically. Very expensive, very Ponzi, all the people in the land have paid way too much money to go down there. And they say, we're having this ceremony out in the lawn overlooking the beach in this very Ponzi island in neighborhood. So we've got to buy all the stuff ourselves. We're trying to, you know,

it's very expensive to bring everybody down there and rent all these houses and blah, blah, blah. And so I said, well, I happen to know a guy who owns a booze store if you want me to, I just got done with the restaurant industry, you know, I've been in the renter industry for a while. Yeah, you had contacts. You let me know if you need help with the alcohol. So Dan D'Aline calls me up one day and she says, B, I need some alcohol. I'm gonna give you a list, you think you can hook it up. I say yes.

And I call the place, I call the booth store. The guy says, yeah, I'll add the Brian Green discount. I call her back and I say, it's gonna be a thousand dollars for all of your alcohol. And she's like a thousand dollars, and I'm like a thousand dollars. She's like, that is insane. And I'm like, I know, for,

we're talking about 120 people coming to this wedding. Yeah. So a thousand dollars for all the alcohol that they're possibly ever going to need. And so she says, Brian, not only am I gonna do this and thank you very much, but we also wanted to invite you to the wedding. Oh wow. Now, I don't know this person from Adam too well

at this point, but I know that at least two of the girls and their husbands that are going down and the extended group I'm getting familiar with. Yes. So, weekend comes for the wedding and I decide, you know, okay, I'm going to take a chance. I'm going to go down there. When as the weekend's getting closer, they said, don't worry about a place to stay. You can stay in one of the houses that the guys have rented, okay?

Now the houses are on the island. So you can just walk to everything. So there's like five houses that the guys rented and a okay? Now the houses are on the island, so you can just walk to everything. So there's like five houses that the guys rented and a bridal house with all of the women that are staying in there. The hen house? The hen house. I'm imagining where the stories go.

Yeah, no, you know the story. You'll recall in a second. So as the weekend is getting closer and I'm just kind of interested about it be exactly where I'll be staying because I don't really know any of these guys, right? Which is fun. It's a little nerve-wracking a little bit.

I don't know if you know I'm gonna get beat up with, if I'm gonna go to sleep and they're gonna put soap in a pillowcase and haze me or some shit. So she says, well listen, actually we want you to stay at the hen house and I'm like, you want me to stay at the hen house? She's like, yeah, we want you to be at the hen house.

Like, come on to the hen house. We got an ex, I have a single friend coming in from California want me to stay at the henhouse? She's like, yeah, we want you to be at the henhouse. Like, come on to the henhouse. We got an extra, I have a single friend coming in from California, and you can stay in the house, and then you two can, you know, you know, I, who knows? Maybe like a dozen of you. That's another one. She saw a picture of you, whatever, right? Okay, I get there.

It's 186,000 degrees outside, down in Florida, in the middle of the summer. It's hot as fuck, and I get down there, and they're all at a restaurant eating. And when I go, and I get to park, and I, it's the middle of the summer. It's hot as fuck and I get down there and they're all at a restaurant eating. And when I go and I get to park and I, it's the middle of the night, you know, it's eight o'clock and nine o'clock whatever. And I meet this girl that is gonna be in the henhouse

with me. And Dandelion says, here's the key to the place. You know, go get your stuff checked in. You know, we'll be down wherever. And then the girl who she's gonna hook me up with, let's call her Amy. Amy is like, she's like this crazy South American girl, right? She's like, I'll go with you.

I'll go with you. I've got a present for you. Da, da, da, da, da. She's like, oh, Amy knows your room. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. It's me and Amy. We walk in, I got my suitcase. She's like, your room's upstairs just sleeping with me. And I'm like, I'm sleeping with you. And she's like, I'm sleeping with me, there's no bed. So we're sleeping together. And I'm like, okay, we're great.

I get to back out now. This room is the size of a small penis. That's how big it is. It's like tiny. And there are two single beds, single beds that are sitting against a wall. and then there's a small bathroom, and there's a little bit of room to walk. That's it, right? So I get upstairs, I put my stuff down, and she's like, you got to change, you got to change, I want you to smell good, so I bought you some cologne.

What? And I'm like, you bought me some cologne. And she's like, I put this on and they say, it drives me crazy. And I'm like, oh, okay, sure, I'm game. Why not? You're here. Yeah, you're there. So I spray this $1,000 clonomy.

It's like, you know, you've saying, la la la la, whatever. Spray it on me. And then off we go. Now, as the weekend rolls on, this woman gets more and more aggressive. Like she wants it, she's gonna get it no matter what she's having a hook up and I'm also in the hen house so as the weekend rolls on I

realize that the guys with the notable exception of a few really fucking hate me right they don't want to have anything to do with me they think I'm a total jack hole right yeah well they think I'm fucking their wife. Yeah. And of course, if now that happened to me, I would be like, the fuck is going? Now before the wedding, we all go out, we're spend the day, we get drunk, the day before the wedding. Everyone's off doing their own thing, getting drunk.

Me and this girl, I decided it's time for me to take a break from the head and house girls, because I sense that there's a storm brew. Right. And so I don't want to give the, I sense that there's a storm brew. Right. And so I don't want to give the, I don't want to lean into it. I just want to be cool. Yeah, and by the way, to make it clear, I was not sleeping with anybody. No, I know.

That's not my thought, right? I'm not the, I'm friendly. You're like the new guy, flirtatious guy, funny guy. The more people just naturally gravitate. Super sexy. Yeah. And now I smell wonderful. Yeah.

Exactly. We all get drunk during the day. And now I smell wonderful. Yes. Exactly. We all get drunk during the day. We go our separate ways. And we come back at night for dinner. And then after dinner, we come back to the house. It's got a screened in patio. We are staying at the room above the screened in patio. Beautiful house.

I just remember that's beautiful house, beautiful house. Except for the penis size room. Except for the penis size room. Okay. And when I say penis, I mean medium penis, like a medium penis. Except for the penis size room. Except for the penis size room. Okay. Yeah. And when I say penis, I mean, medium penis, like a, like a medium penis. Okay. Like a Brian penis.

This is medium. It's not too small, not too big. It's just right. I don't know. I don't know. So, me and Amy, Amy is like, it's come here Brian. I'll go to the co-op stairs for something. I want to talk to you about something.

And all of a sudden, I get upstairs and it's like a lion attacks me. Oh, yeah. She's older than me. She's obviously well versed in the ways of Latin lovers, right? And she is just on top of me. Midcoidus or mid having fun, right? Mid-snogging as the British would say, let's have a snog. I start hearing screaming going on downstairs

in the... Screaming in the port. In the Screaming in the port, yeah. And I'm like, you know, I'm like, wow. What are you doing? And I get to hear, God damn it, I'm gonna smoke her. Oh wow, it's a mad screaming.

There's like 30 people down there when we left. It's like, what the fuck is going on? Is it like a fight? And this girl's like, no, no, nothing's right about it, there when I won't we left? It's like what the fuck is going on? Is it like a fight? And this girl's like, no, no, nothing worry about it, don't worry about it. You know? Oh, Brian. Brian.

Brian. It's one of the other girls that I knew in the 20s. I think the other friend that introduced me that this whole group. Okay, okay. Brian's got to come out here right now. And I'm like, the fuck, so I tell him, I'm like, hey, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me the fuck so I tell you I'm like I mean me just give it a second you mother

I open the door Brian the the Fiancé and the groom the groom and the pride they just got into us like a physical Outside he's all fucking high and twisted and she hates him and they're not gonna get married tomorrow. And I'm like, oh shit. You gotta come downstairs and help. And I'm like, the fuck am I gonna help with? I don't know, you're gonna talking.

And I'm like, what do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? I gotta say, I don't help a bit. I make things way more worse, right? I don't, I don't, I don't, I barely even know them anyway. I don't even, I don't help a bit. I make things way more worse, right? I don't, I don't, like, you barely even know them anyway. I don't even know them. Yeah.

And like this girl who's my friend for many years is like, talk to him, he knows all about this stuff. And I'm like, I don't know about shit. What do you say? He's divorced. And I'm like, I don't know the fuck is with anything. Oh, it's just, I'll go sideways. Oh my God.

And at the end of the night, no one knows whether or not this wedding tomorrow is gonna happen. And it's like insane. And especially when everyone's drunk, right? Of course magnified. It's magnified. Next day everyone gets up and yeah When you know within at the by like 330 we realize okay the wedding's gonna happen Wedding happens on this beautiful lawn. They rent a tent. They get chairs. They get all this other stuff Poos and we all start going at it right again, right?

Everyone's, hair a little hair of the dog. This was one of the best weddings and receptions I've ever been to, because the wedding was all of 16 seconds long, and then the reception was 16 hours. Right, okay. But I was there helping to set up, like they asked if I would come help set up, right? I'm basically riding shotgun with all these people

who are putting together a wedding. I have no fucking clue any of these people are. But for some reason, I'm now like, you know, I don't know, I'm like, you're the booze guy. Yeah, I'm like a little bitch. I'm like, what's that? What did they call it?

A Pulp Fiction, the... In the Gimp? Gimp. I'm like the Gimp. They're just dragging me around everywhere, telling me to do stuff. But I'm with the lady who runs this lawn that is over in the town square overlooking the beach. Oh wow. And she says, have fun. But just remember, in your contract

by the time the sun rises, every piece of garbage, every plastic cup, every chair, every single thing that is on this lawn right now must be removed. And if it's not, you will get fined whatever. And at that time, I don't remember what the dollar amount was, but it felt like a lot to everybody, right? So me and these three girls who were like standing there for this conversation are like, I remember that, you gotta clean up, right?

Everybody clean up. There's no cleanup crew, it's a fucking DYI wedding, right? Wedding goes, everyone gets so fucked up. I mean, rip-waring drunk. And all of us go back to this one particular henhouse, right? Now the bride and the groom are gone, Dandelion and her husband, you know, her new class A-ass clown husband are gone.

And it's me. And it's- Do you know if they're still married by chance? They divorced so quickly. It wasn't even funny. Wow. This was like, honestly, it was not a surprise to anybody.

No one thought they should get married, but everyone really wanted to party. To party. You know what I'm saying? Like hang out with everybody. That's right. Yeah. And go to this beautiful location.

It's gorgeous. Yeah. Why wouldn't you? So end of the night, we're talking like three, four in the morning, way late, way drunk. Everyone is just whatever. It's me and it's like five other people. The girl who introduced me to the crowd, the girl who was the head knocked on the door

and told me to come downstairs and help be Dr. Phil in a situation I don't even know what I'm talking about. I mean, that's a drunk request I've ever heard one. Her husband, who I thought was cool with me, Amy, and then some other person, brand of person I don't remember. And slowly but surely everyone starts to go to bed. Except for me and my original friend, the original person who brought me into this room. And we are having a conversation and just, you know,

recalling the old days and blah, blah, blah, blah. What a crazy wedding, whatever. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Yeah. It's a long. Did you remember? It's a long. Yes.

If a golf car's sitting right outside because everyone has golf carts on this, right? The lawn, the lawn, the low shit, the lawn. Get, okay, you get garbage bags. I'll get the keys to the cool skirt. We'll go there. We'll bring it. I mean, was it like an animal house style mess that was left?

It was, it was enough to be concerned about. It's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone's like, see, like, the grow, the blinks and cups and everything. Chrissy, it was insane. I've never been in a wedding that was so fun. I have pictures. And all you have to do is look at one of the pictures of me. It is me surrounded by 12 women in the look on my face

says I'm gonna get beat up tonight and the look on the women's face say he's gonna get beat up tonight. I guess this is a little shit show. And so me and this girl, we get in the golf cart and we go to do some good. We're going to make sure that our coming to the rescue.

Come in to the rescue. Don't worry about it. We got it. We'll make sure that no one finds a piece of trash on that long. We got flashlights, garbage bags, the golf cart. We know where the dumpster is we think and everything. So we drive this whatever, 10th of a mile, quarter of a mile in the golf cart over there. And we start cleaning up and all of the sudden out of nowhere, some pickup truck or some

truck comes hauling ass. It's the law. The fuck are you doing? It's her husband. What the fuck are you doing? It gets out of the car, flams the door. The fuck are you doing? Get out of the car, slam the door. The fuck are you two doing? And we're like, we're cleaning up the trash.

Somebody probably said where's so-and-so in the- Amy did. Oh, Amy. Notice, Amy saw a sleeve in the golf cart and she went straight to the husband, woke him up and said, I just saw, you know, the guy that I'm sleeping with, and your wife head off

and go to nasty. Who knows where they're doing? This is crazy, everyone is fucking, you're, Brian is fucking everybody in the house. He's got, he fucked me now, he's gonna fuck you out of my, like, ah! This guy's like, on fire, charging at him. Oh wow.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, dude, dude, dude, no. We've been friends for 20 years. We would've fucked a lot sooner than this. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, dude, dude, no, we've been friends for 20 years. We would have fucked a lot sooner than this. Yeah. First of all, second of all, why do we have flashlights and garbage bags? That's some kinky ass shit. We're in the middle of the town square

when you're gonna start fucking with some trash bags and flashlights? What do you think? My digs big and I think that big. His trash bags is a condom. I mean, it's just like, it takes, it takes like a 30 minutes to calm this guy down, right? And I'm still convinced he's not calm down.

Yeah. Meanwhile. Did you listen to the help with the cleanup? No, I didn't. No, he took her and just laughed at someone. Oh, he took her and laughed. And then I'm just standing there cleaning up trash. Because I don't know what to do.

Meanwhile, this girl Amy is like rapid fire texting. What are you doing? I'm waiting at the house for you to say, I'm like, what to do. Meanwhile, this girl Amy is like rapid fire text. What are you doing? I'm waiting at the house for you. Like that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that you fucking me? You're fucking ever, and I'm like, I don't even know who you are. What are you talking about? You don't know shit about, shit about, shit. Why is this such a big deal? Chrissy, I never left a home. I never left a party as quickly as I left that party as the second that I sobered up,

like, you know, 7, 15 in the morning. I gave myself three good hours just to sleep it off, right? At 7.15 in the morning, I was like, I don't know what I got to do back in Atlanta. Yeah, I was, I'm in the other bed, and I can still hear this girl like heavy breathing about this whole situation. And I am just counting down the minutes.

So my breath is sober enough to get on the road and Chrissy I've never been so hungover I've never been one of those situations where you're just watching the clock Soon is my brain can rapids head around a steering wheel and a break battle at the same time. I am heading out This was the craze anyway. this is the same group of people who invite me to Lake Lanier. The linear, yeah. Did the wedding happen before or after

kind of in the middle of all of the linear times? The summer of linear, I'm gonna call it. Yeah, the wedding, I think the wedding happened like in the middle, the summer of linear, that's right, it was literally one summer. The summer of linear happened probably in the middle and then there was a couple more times that I went to Lake linear.

But it was obvious at that point that it was just no one liked me, and I was like, no one liked me. They all thought I was sleeping with their lights. Because then this guy just started spreading rumors. He started spreading rumors. Brian was after everybody. And they were his brothers, so I stayed solid with him.

Everyone stayed solid. The girls were still super friendly, but that was the problem. The girls were his brothers. So yeah, they stayed solid with everyone stayed solid the girls were still super friendly But that was the problem the girls were super friendly. They'd be like texting me for advice on you know hair styles What do you think about this hairstyle? Don't text me don't do that Yeah, do you like this bikini? It's one nipple bigger than the other Like I don't know do you want to come with me to my gynecology appointment? No, I do not. No, I do not. I'm six months pregnant.

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when all these boats are together. Sure. It's a whole different animal. Oh yeah. It is. Drugs. Yeah. Loud music, DJ music coming from every direction, so much booze it's not even everyone

is so already drunk and sunburned that it's just like really bad. So you've got a bunch of drinking in the sun all day. 46, 60 year old men who are way too in shape for their age, you know what I mean. And then these tiny young women just running around, right? And so and the boats turn into like a mass, it's like a club that never ends that had twists and turns and you could possibly die at any moment.

Yeah, it's a maze. We can fall off the boat at any moment, but you're just like walking in and out of people's boats and picking up a beer and drinking it. Occasionally you'll get a cigarette bus. Oh yeah. Do you know, Cuff? Oh my God.

And I walked into a boat one night. There's gotta be some like swinging going on too. Exactly what was going on. I walked onto a boat and it had like one of those cabins and I was just so drunk. I didn't even care. It's like I was so drunk. I was just friendly with everybody.

And the boat was rocking. Like there were people on it, but I walked down stairs and opened the cabin door and it was like one of these way tanned leathery 60 year old men with three count them three young vivacious beautiful women who were all in the various states of undress. And he was just like laying on this bed and he was like, what's up, buddy? And I was like, I was like, is this your boat?

And he's like, my boat, my chicks. You're welcome to anything else though. It's like sweet. He was like in boxer free. You're welcome to anything. What he said, he said, my boat, my chicks, but you're welcome to anything else. It's like, okay.

Generous of him. So you own the girls too? Is that how it goes? Lake, partying is unlike any other kind of partying. It really is. And it's so much fucking fun. But my parents are up at the, like, the kind of the, it's a lake near the Clemson University.

And I don't know what side of the lake they're on, but it's a sleepy side of the lake. You know what I'm saying? That is sleepy, because we were looking at places for my dad to go up there and there's not a lot of development. There's like three, right? And they're all geared toward, well, there's Clemson students, there's a part, like in where my dad lives, it's like a huge community, right?

And they have apartments, condos, townhouses, rent, lease, buy, whatever. And there's Clemson students that live up there and there's Clemson students that go and party up there over the weekend, but it's not like, it's like, you know, they're heading to Lanier. Yeah, they're heading to Lanier. Not that much further. PCB.

To get to Lanier. Panama City Beach. PCB, I did that. Lanier reminds me of like a mini Panama City Beach. It really is, that's a good analogy, yeah. So when I go up to plus I got you know I got kid. What am I going to do? I'm like astered and I are heading this a boat tie-off party. I've seen videos of Lake Havasu. I don't even have a Lake Havasu anymore. I think it's

all evaporated, but if they have a Lake Havasu. Where's Lake Havasu? In Arizona. Oh. Yeah. It's like I think if I'm not mistaken, it's where the Mexico shares, like, have a suit goes in the Mexico, like there's a Mexico part of how to suit. This is where listeners is, this is where the fact versus fiction comes into. I have no idea what I'm talking about, since hopefully. But I know that the, I think it's in Arizona.

Okay. And I know that I think that the University of Arizona is connected to Lake Havasu somehow. Okay, but it's a big party lake. Let's, let's, I wanna get this right. Lake Havasu. Okay Okay, but it's a big party lake. Let's, I want to get this right. Lake Havasu. So, okay, nope, I was wrong.

Oh, no, maybe I'm right. Okay, Lake Havasu is a large reservoir formed by the Parker Dam on the Colorado River between San Bernardini of California and Mojave County, Arizona. Okay. Okay, so I'm right about that part. It's between, yes, oh, and it does share, does it share a border with Mexico? No, it does not. Okay, I'm totally full of shit.

That sounded good, though. That sounded good. So. You were in the general vicinity. Yeah, it was kind of close. So I've seen these videos of like the parties that Lake Havasu and fucking forget about it. Just wild.

It's like Lake Linear times 3,000, right? It's like, remember when it was cool to take off your top at Marty Grah? That means probably still cool to do. That's probably still something a lot of people do. But I saw a video one time and it was hundreds and hundreds of boats tied off and not a bikini top to be found.

It was fun. Everybody just took off their, which whatever, it's boobs or boobs, and it is what it is. But that lake culture that we've cultivated in the United States, that's like that place in the Ozarks, right? During COVID, there was like, absolutely not, we're not shutting down.

Yay! That just circulated online. I'm scared. Yeah, I looked like a white water wave pool. Oh, yeah, yeah. Wave. Oh, I remember that. So many people. That's right.

In the Osark, yeah. And there was thousands of people. And they were just like, you know, some guy did a video that, I don't give no t- It's about COVID. Bob died on Tuesday of COVID. Right.

No. Seven thousand people contracted COVID, you know, late Ozark this weekend. Definitely a super spreader. It was good. Or whatever happened, who knew? But I remember that and you know, I just, that's why I enjoy these weekends is because I like

that lake culture, but I don't like the lake water. That's not something I'm a big fan. Not into the lake water. I don't know, Chrissy, I'm a little suspect about lake water. Yeah, not something I'm a big fan. Not into the lake water. I don't know, Chrissy, I'm a little suspect about lake water. Yeah, well, there's one lake that I've been to that I actually went to last summer. Burton?

No, it was, I don't wanna say the wrong thing. Is it here? Yes, it was like a thing. O'Coney? No, not O'Coney, but O'Coney is nice. Yeah, O'Coney is nice. Yeah. Yeah. They have like here And there's one that's really clear and I'm clear and I like that way because it's very clear Burton is clear they have like they have here in Georgia

We get most of our we have a lot of hydropower. So Georgia power like a lot of other places A Georgia power has a bunch of damned up lakes. Yeah, and some of them are like Lake Burton is where you To buy a foot worth of land is like six and a half million dollars. What's the place where we went with with a clear channel you guys went to for a retreat. Lake Ayahuasca? Yes. Yes. Lake Ayahuasca. That's very pretty. Lake Burton too. You can see the whole lake is rip wrapped. Like with that rock that rock. That's a beautiful lake too. It's Rip Black and yet you can swim straight down to the fucking bottom of it. But Markey Lake water I guess. Yeah. It's like someone just took a lot of poop in there. It's actually a name that sometimes. Sometimes. Yeah. Beaver. Yeah. You don't know. That's the problem.

You ever seen that show River Monsters? We'll do showing that one? I think it's like, it's like, it's got three separate mouths with 12 different sets of tea. Right. Hey, dude. Yeah, that's right. There's River Monsters are scary. They're scary. And just because you see that, then you imagine that. I don't know where in the lake and you can't see.

Yeah, I don't know anything to do with River Monsters. Like those, like, don't they have like lake eels and, yeah, I heard this story one time, and like don't they have like Lake Eels and yeah, yeah, I heard this story one time and I don't know if it's true. So, but then I don't know in any of the stories I tell here, but you're in half of them involved me. So there was a, there's a, there's a place here called Lake Alatuna. It's also got a, yeah. And apparently the, the people who, you know, the Army Corps of Engineers who manages this dam. I think they manage a lot of them, right, with the dams.

Correct. Yeah. They would have to go down and they would have to do whatever. They damn maintenance. That's the perfect outfit. We got to do that dam maintenance. All hands on deck, all hands on deck. It's after that damn maintenance. Yes.

Get your damn off it. Go on a clean to damn damn. Oh, damn Billy, he's not with the damn damn maintenance. Get your damn damn damn close on him. We're going to damn damn damn. Damn it. So they go down. They go down and they clean whatever.

Yes. Guy goes down and then you get to a certain point and you can't see anymore because the light doesn't come down. The murky, the water's too murky, right? And so they have these flashlights and stuff. So they, that's where the crazy stuff grows. That's where the crazy stuff is.

Well, so guy, but they, they, they, guy goes down but you can still kind of see his little murky, sunny, you know, he can see. He can see a little bit. But the boat is in the way. He's got a little bit. But the boat is in the way. He's got a shadow cast down. The boat's in the way, so it's high on a hard time seeing because the boat's shadow, right?

Okay. So he radios up, hey, Bob, move the damn boat. I'm trying to clean the damn damn. Damn it. And he says, I'm not anywhere in the area. I'm 30 feet off to the left or whatever. And he's like, no, it was a damn damn damn damn damn. So he takes his flashlight and he looks up

and what he realizes is it's a bass, like a lake bass or a lake trout. What are the ones that sit there and suck up all the food? Is it trout? I guess. I don't know. Somebody call in and let us know, but it's one of those bottom feeding fish.

What they would do. Well, there's bottom feeding the catfish. Catfish, maybe it was a catfish. Yeah, yeah, catfish. I don't know what it was. Okay. It would just open Well, there's bottom thing is the catfish. Catfish, maybe it was a catfish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, catfish. I don't know what it was. Okay. It would just open it, you know, they just sit by the dam and they would open their mouths, right,

near the sucker inner, whatever you call that, the intake valve. They would sucker inner. Yeah, they would just sit near the sucker inner and they would just, ah, I mean, that's a good way to get fed, right? It's a good way to get fat too. True. And so what he was seeing is this just incredibly large fish They were just, ah, that's a good way to get fed, right? It's a good way to get fat too.

True. And so what he was seeing is this just incredibly large fish that was just sitting near the sucker in her and just opening his mouth and just waiting to see what came in, like a damn damn. Damn, damn. Damn, damn, damn, damn. Damn you, damn it.

This is the name of this episode, I just figured it out. Damn, damn. Someone cleaned the damn damn. And you know, that's really scary. Oh, that's scary Yeah, very scary, but that is also too have you ever seen the stuff that's in the deep deep ocean where there's no light Oh, yeah, it comes down there the cripple crawler stuff is like so weird. It's alien. It is it's alien If there's gonna be an alien on earth. It's gonna be down in the deep ocean. I think so

Yeah, why would it be up here with all the fucking morons and all of us out here shooting each other up and hacking like it It'd be down in the peaceful sea where it doesn't need to be bothered by a sunlight No, just be down there hanging out down there hanging out clear. Yeah clear He's probably you know they can just see the bone like the insides of it That's it. You know they have the international the internet lines Literally still run under the water and they come up. Aliens, they just send a couple of sea creatures down and just tap into the internet. That's what they do. They take their little weird little tentacles and just go, yeah.

Earth, humans are morons, destroy on contact. Seriously. Yeah, there's some creepy crawly stuff. And I just read that a woman who was an astronaut went to challenge her deep and challenge her deep is the deepest part of the ocean. It's like seven miles down. It's the deepest any human has ever been. So she's been in space and she's been in challenge her deep space like with a submarine. That's fascinating to me. I like watching the show. Would you ever, ever under any conditions take a submarine. Like with a submarine. That's right. That's fascinating to me. I like watching the show. Would you ever, ever under any conditions, take a submarine down to the bottom of the ocean like that?

No. I wouldn't go to space and I wouldn't do that. Yeah. Not interested. Yeah. Not interested. Consider me not interested. My environment is right here in front of the microphone.

That's where I do that. Yeah. Yeah, what's scary. Zero space. You're gonna go something going wrong, I think. Yeah, my head's not going to implode sitting here. Yeah. It might, but gonna implode sitting here. It's gonna work up.

It might, but at least I get ratings. But I like to watch shows of people that are doing it. Me too, some of my favorite shows are about deep space. And anytime one of those, I went really deep in the ocean shows, it's on. I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna check this out. How did you do that? With a submarine where the walls are six and a half feet thick.

They're like made of, you know, Garmin, poly, tectonic fiber that can resist seven million pounds of pressure per square inch. And I think to, I always think to myself, all it takes is some Nudnik who's making that submarine, you know, it takes a 420 brake.

And he's like, I don't need that third layer of poly carbon. You can die. Sure. They'll be fine with 300. I don't need to put on 300 polycarbon. You could die. Sure. They'll be fine with 300. I don't need to put on 300. Did I get that on there? Yeah, did I? I think I did.

Hey Bob, were we on 299 or 300 with the polycarbonate? Do you remember? Oh, please be. There, let's call it a day. It's around up. I got some of that kind bud. It's going to hit the graphics, mom. I got a little Tina, Brian's part.

Stacey Tina. You said Brian's part? Yes I did. It's real. Oh it's real stanky stank. Sticky sticky. Sticky sticky stanky stanky. Oh shit man, let's cut off.

That only 300 layers, 29 is fine. And then you get down there and just like, it comes like a can. Yeah. Yeah, that always, when I saw those videos, I like James Cameron doing this, or I think Jack Cousteau, didn't Jack Cousteau have a, I think so.

Then you go down there too. Yeah. I mean, just with like, yeah, he wrote a book about it. They had the, I remember one time they isolated some of the, some of the sounds that were going on with some of these early explorations on a video and it was just like Yeah, I've seen it. I heard that and I was in Also, what do you have to make them so small like get those guys a little room to walk around?

I mean if you're gonna know what like a with Sean Connery style Yeah, I'm gonna do a hunt for red october. That's right. I want a nice bed and a place where I can write letters to people And I'm okay with the dark red light. That's I Don't want to smell some other guys ass for three hours because you put me as asked for three hours because you put me asked to. And then we sit on top of each other's head, farting on each other the whole time. I mean, what is the logistics of that? Oh, no, but if you kept thinking that you don't hear

a lot about something going wrong and something like that happening. No, you don't. But I mean, I want to hear about the nitty gritty details. Like, where is the PPP poo poo going? If you take a 25 hour trip down to the bottom of the ocean, someone's got a PPP poo poo, or do you just kind of, you have to do like a cleanse.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean PPP, okay, right? PPP, okay. Somebody give me that extra Pepsi bottle, empty Pepsi bottle back there. It's gonna take a wee wee. But what if you had bad gas on one of those? They're only like, they're made to just fit

to human beings in there? You probably have to go some kind of like, there's some kind of training, body training. For a fart training. For a fart training. It's not a control yourself when you're down there. What are you done with the dance, dance, cleaning? I'm a virgin.

Come on, fart, tree. I can't even imagine. Come on, fart, tree. I can't even imagine. They're probably just filled with airwark. Is what it is. It's true, or the tiny little trees, the little scent trees. Okay, Bob, thanks for coming in today.

I understand you're going to go 17 miles down into the ocean with thousands and thousands of pounds of pressure that could crush it inside in one minute. So we're here for a far training today. What we're going to do is just like we want to keep the water out of the vehicle, we also wanna keep your ass out of the vehicle. So this is what we're going to do. When you feel the fart coming on, I want you to sphincter squeeze back

up into your stomach. It's gotta be your technique to it. Yeah, oh yeah, I bet you get out and you just lay on it. You know, like sit up straight. Sit on your side. Yeah, you know what they tell you to do? They tell you, I've done this.

You, you like literally bend over, put your ass in the air. Yeah, I bend out of letting out training. Yeah. One of my favorite, entire things in the entire world is when they put the cameras, like the, the thermal cameras in a crowded place. Just won't you be partying on each each other I don't know why it's just

cracks me I know it's so juvenile but it just cracks me up and I used to the restaurant industry they beat the fucking hate table 32 man somebody go crop does those fuckers haha haha Like. Like. Ah. Who could just fart on command? A couple of the people. I'm on the earth at the restaurant.

Listen to this. One day at dinner, we're all sitting around the table, my family. So it's me and all my brothers. I won't say which one. I won't bear some. Oh, I can only imagine you four. Oh my God, we were awful.

But my dad was smack as a cross the head. If we got two out of line, so we never, you know, it was always a, it wasn't preamined proper totally, but you certainly didn't want to talk out of line. It wasn't until we got a little bit older, we started getting like funny and sarcastic, but one of the little brothers who chose me and my twin brother and two,

the two little brothers sit on the table, my mom and my dad at the ends, and we were eating this meal, and I just remember, one of my little brothers just let it rip. I mean, it was like, it was like so loud and awful. And everyone was like, oh, that's right.

Oh my God, that just said it. And my little brother goes, I've been holding that in since third period. We left for two years we left every time we got to the table. Hey Dan, you want to let go of any third period gas? I can imagine. Oh my god, it was so much fun. It was so fun. That began your fart training career. My fart training. Ah yes, Brian's son.

So, so master, master of fart holder winner. I mean, there's a reason your stuff is sought after. My shit is highly competitive. I can't see this. Remember, and remember, if you're gonna buy ass by by Brian's ass, only the vest will do for Brian. Oh, well, I fully intended to get through to something else. Yeah, we just took a turn. Well, there's so many fun like stories and memories.

Oh, God, we can go on in those. In places to go from there. We really want to do River Monsters. Okay, let's do River Monsters. The only problem about River Monsters is Okay, let's do River Monsters. The only problem about River Monsters is, it's not like Monster Hunters because there's actual River Monsters.

And so the guy who's doing this is an actual scientist with actual facts. And I kind of like the guy, right? But we can do like, there's a version of River Monsters, I forget what it's called, where they only talk about like, pretend sea creatures. We can do that one. Because if it's real, where they only talk about like pretency creatures. Yeah.

We can do that one. Okay. Because if it's real and he's giving real facts. True, that's true. And he's catching real monsters, then it's a little less interesting. But we're coming up on 200 episodes and I tell you what we will do. We're going to be reviewing the top 10 commercial break moments. Oh. Coming up around the 200th anniversary of our show. Okay. The Top 10 Commercial Break Moments! Oh!

Coming up, around the 200th anniversary of our show. Okay. And I say anniversary, that means one year and we didn't do this for 200 years, so our 200th episode, we are going to be reviewing the Top 10 Commercial Break Moments and we want to hear from you! 661! The word best, the number 2, why oh yo. Text us at 661-237-8296 or go to the website, drop us online, hit us up at the commercial break on Instagram or you can leave a comment

youtube.com slash the commercial break. Hit us up anyway you can, we want to know your favorite. Your favorite character, your favorite video review or audio review we've done your favorite topic. I don't care Doesn't have to be a specific episode just tell us what your favorite thing that you've heard in the commercial break in the last 200 episodes and we're gonna go top 10 10 to one we're gonna cover it over a entire week So we'll do three a day we'll rehash We're also gonna listen to the worst commercial break episode ever According to Brian The rea day will rehash. We're also gonna listen to the worst commercial break episode ever. Ha ha ha.

According to Brian. Ha ha ha. So we have a lot of fun coming up. We're playing our summer games. The summer games. Yes. We've got one of my friends. He's on the Seeking Arranging Day.

Well, right. Any update there? Yeah, I don't think he's having as much success as Marlin. Okay. But that's okay. We'll give it some more time. Yeah. Not too worried about it.

So just do it. brandnew give it some more time. Yeah, yeah, not too worried about it. So Just do it brand new tcbpodcast.com. Let us know what your favorite moments are and you know what? I guess that's all we can do today. I think that's all guess we'll get to all this other stuff another episode Yeah, I do love you Chris. I love you Brian and listen We really do love you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for all the support three million plus downloads All because of you. Best of you, Chris. Best of you. Best of you out there in the podcast universe.

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