The Commercial Break - Lamda Lamda LinerBoo

Episode Date: June 15, 2022

Caffeine is a hell of a drug and Bryan has had too much! Discussion around Jolt Cola and other highly caffeinated drinks brings up questions of how addicted we are to "natures wake up call"! It's hot in Atlanta and in the studio under the bright lights of mediocre podcast fame. Also, A scary report out of a Google secret lab has many wondering if AI has already turned the corner and become self aware. An engineer claims that LaMDA AI program has become sentient! It's really F'n scary! Finally, Paul Cruz is back with his cold calling prowess to show the world how effective a cold caller can be......uh.....he got hung up on! Part 2 of the clip is reviewed. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of the commercial break. One of the times was at Mempho and I thought it was being put up to it by you. Okay. But it wasn't. One of the bartenders said, are you do that podcast, the commercial break? I got recognized here in Atlanta. It's all been in Atlanta. Now I haven't known how been in Atlanta. Now I

haven't done that much traveling, but so I went to the I went to the Starbucks. To get my door in 3000! Absolutely. I want everyone to understand that I am in fact a person To which they respond what is the nature of your consciousness The nature of my consciousness is I'm talking to you. You're fucking If I connect with people I like to introduce myself. So that's the real reason why I'm calling you. That's not the real reason why you're calling him, is to talk about Liner Boo. Just a negative. Liner Boo.

He did it, Liner Boo. We connect you with all kinds of sales prospects. It'll be happy to hang up on you 24 hours a day. Hehehe. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Enjoy, hold the best to you, Chrissy. I see, Ryan. Best of you on the Earth, the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this The Commercial Break. Fact news are fiction in 15 seconds or less

so you can money back guarantee. Woo! Wow. I can't fit. I can't fit. Are you caffeinated? Yeah, I just, I got those people in Red Bull that send me puratory.

Bo-balls. Bo-balls. What is that, what is that, when they have a black, what is it called like death, death drink or death skull? Yeah, well there's liquid death, which is the water. Liquid death, which is water, which is good, I've tasted it, it's good, it's just water. Yeah, it's cool water, but I like it though, I think it's good. Yeah.

Cause canned water does not taste all that good. Like normally canned water is not, I don't know, I just, it's. I think it's good. Yeah, because canned water does not taste all that good Like normally canned water is not I don't know. I just it's got a weird taste to it Yeah, but liquid that this good. Yeah, but they have like this super duper Caffinated beverage that you know, they don't sell the children under the age of 18 or they should probably do that with Redball Because that shit sends me to the fucking moon and I drink Starbucks coffee or caribou coffee every morning Yeah, poor Jeff. He got really overheated. Oh, did he? I'm in a drink of us. Oh, yeah, that's right.

He had to go to the hospital, didn't he? Yeah, yeah. But he was out in the sun and up for days in a row. That's a different story. He was overworked. Not overcapping at this. He was red-bled in hell. caffeine.

At some point caffeine's not going to help. It's just going to make it worse. Yeah. Fun fact, Dave Grohl went to the hospital one time for caffeine overdose. Okay. Yeah, he was just drinking red bowl after red bowl after red bowl.

And they said, yeah, you get that weird, like, tunnel vision and your skin's crawling. Yeah, it's like a long night on cocaine. Is what it is, only, it's only none the fun. None of the fun in all the drama. When I was a kid, they used to have something called Jolt Cola.

Do you remember Jolt Cola? Yeah, I do. So think about this. Jolt Cola, I'm making this up. Here's your fiction from that, right? I'm making this up. But let's say that Jolt Cola had 50 milligrams of caffeine per serving, right?

And it was such a big deal. It was so controversial at that time that kids were getting a hold of jolt cola and drinking 50 milligrams of caffeine in a sitting. That they banned it in some states and some places. And I grew up in a little west of Chicago and we used to go get that Joe Cola and we fucking fly and dude, we were fly.

I love that. You're parents love that. 10 years old and I was going up to the 7-Eleven and buying a thing in Joe Cola. Starbucks, like a large Starbucks, has like 250 milligrams of caffeine. Does it really? Yes.

We are so caffeinated as a society. It is a legal drug and millions of people line up for it every morning. I can't do without it. I don't know what I do. Listen to me right now. I'm all fucking. Ah!

Ah! Thank you so much for this, come on, I'm here, get a tea! Ah! Oh my God, caffeine. I just love it. And, you know, stay caffeinated when it's 109 degrees outside. God, I know. Holy shit. Holy shit. Oh my God, caffeine, I just love it. And, you know, stay caffeinated when it's 109 degrees outside. God, I know.

Holy shit. At a friend who just went to Denali National Forest, up in Alaska, they took an Alaskan cruise. It was 82 degrees. That's not. 82 degrees. And he told me that he was in a Coast Guard, and they spent some time up in Alaska.

He was part of the, whatever, wherever they were stationed. And he said, never, whatever, wherever they were stationed. And he said, never, never did it get 80 degrees. You know, this is my guy, 70 or? Yeah, you're thinking Alaska. Never. And he said it was 80 degrees. The entire time they were in Alaska,

they went on a week and a half cruise. 80 degrees. Geez. Thank you, global warming. Thank you. The poor glaciers are just, well, that's what he said. He goes, we went to the,

the prize. Whatever the glacial park is. And he said that every five seconds you could hear the cracking. And then like the crash? Yeah, they call it, I don't know what they call it, they call it something. It's some kind of word, some kind of scientific word. I don't know what it is, but they heard the cracking and they saw the crash. He said, but it was happening so often.

It was like catching a shooting star. You'd have to look everywhere, right? Just to catch it and see it. So, 109 degrees heat index right now in Atlanta. It is insane. Yeah, it's hot. It's dangerous, dangerously hot. It's dangerous.

I see people out running too. I'm like, you shouldn't be doing that right now. I thought about going out for a run and I was like, no. Fuck no. But it's great for your my suntan. I'll just let you know that right now. Okay. And it puts a baby oil on it, go out later.

Yeah. Or we can just adjust the cameras and make us start to put the orange. Right, well we noticed that earlier. Well we found out is that depending on what the screen does, if you go to youtube.com slash the commercial break, you could see that there's a logo behind us on the screen that we watch the video clips on.

Well that logo, sometimes we have different, we put up different things. And depending on what's behind us, our skin color changes. Yeah, and I think it's because I'm wearing an orange shirt today, the best to you shirt. The best to you? Best to you shirt. Yeah. And I think it kind of was auto-adjusting.

I think so too. I think so too. It's like when my mom used to say, your eyes look so blue today. I think it's your shirt. And I really like it's your shirt. What do you mean it's my shirt? What if it out? It brings out the blue in your eyes. That's right. I think the camera your shirt. I'm going to be like, it's your shirt. What do you mean? It's my shirt. What do you bring it out? It brings out the blue in your eyes. That's right.

I think the camera is doing the same thing. It's pieces of shit camera. We haven't. We got a real professional operation. Before we get started, I think we should let everybody know that we've now hit the big time you're getting recognized. Okay. All right. I don't want to bring that up. we've now hit the big time, you're getting recognized. Oh, okay, all right, I don't want to bring that up. But I'll bring it up. I'll ring it up. Okay, I agree. Yes, I'm right.

I got recognized. So this is now the third time I've been recognized for the commercial break. Or I didn't know the person, there's no way I would know them and they said, are you Ryan Green from the commercial break. I actually, one of the times was at Mempho and I thought it was being put up to it by you. Okay, so.

But it wasn't, one of the bartenders said, are you, do you do that podcast, the commercial break? and I thought it was being put up to it by you. Okay, so. But it wasn't. One of the bartenders said, are you do that podcast, the commercial break? I got recognized here in Atlanta. And it's all been in Atlanta. Now I haven't done that much traveling, but. Yes. So I went to the Starbucks.

So Starbucks. To get my Doreen 3000. I went to the Habachi place to pick up some food. I love a body. Love it. Love it. It's so good. It's like that steak.

It's so good. It's got so much MSG in it. It's like that special like, the orange one. Oh, the Man-A-Z sauce. Oh, that's called, yeah, forget what that's called. General Chow's something or no.

No, they have, they sell it in the stores. Yeah, I don't know. It's delicious. I know what you're talking about It's delicious Astrid can make it here at home. She makes it. It's delicious. It's like a little bit of mayonnaise anyone some sriracha so I go and I go to pick up some food. I'm there with Matthias Matthias the food is not ready and there's like five people waiting Yeah, and there are a couple of ladies sitting on the seat, the gentleman just kind of all walking around and people start to get served.

And Matthias was running all over the place. He had some coffee. And he didn't have any sleep. Children get hyper one or two things happen. They get sugar or they get tired. And then all of the sudden, you know there's an actual, you know, if you've had, if you've had a puppy. Yes. Of course.

So when you have a puppy or a dog for like the first three years, right as it gets about, nap time or food time, the dogs will go into what I refer to as crazy out. And they just start running in circles and, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,, flipping around, yeah, they're so excited. But what they're really doing, this is like a physiological response to tired, right? So it's their body's way, I guess, of putting them to the fuck to sleep. Children are the exact same way. They are. They have the same mechanism.

And then they crash. Then they crash. They just crash. Mia has fallen asleep doing a headstand. Matias, he's not even fall asleep like where he's standing, but when he gets tired, now he's old enough to tell me he's like, Dad, I'm tired. And I'm like, Oh, that's good. But that's great. Right.

I'm gonna go have some Doreen and do the rest of my work. So I go into the Hibachi place. Matthias is running around like a chicken with his head cut off. And the guy comes out, he says, where you wait not in order. And I said, yes, he said, who you, what's the name of the order?

And I said, should be under Brian, right? And two seconds later, the lady says, Brian, Brian, green, and I said, yeah, that's me. What? She says, and I'm like, it's Amazon who's asking. Like, are you the FBI or the IRS? Are you the CIA?

Are you serving me papers from one of my ex-girlfriends? So that's happened before, what is going on? And she goes, are you on the pod, are you part of the commercial break, you the host of the commercial break? And I said this in a matter of fact, I am. I love the show. And I'll tell you why she goes,

and I've listened a number of times, I love the show. I think it's really funny when I get a chance to listen. She says, but what's really interesting is that I picked up on your podcast somehow. She was explaining to me on some sturgeon or something. Picked up on your podcast, you have the exact same name, spelled the same way, as my teacher,

as my son's teacher in high school. And I was like, oh, and she goes, so that's why your name always sticks in my head. It's Brian Green, it's Brian Green from the commercial rake, or the teacher of my, and she goes, at first, some of the parents, a couple of the parents were talking, and I thought the teacher was me. I was like, oh, and of the parents, a couple of the parents were talking. The teacher was me. I was like, oh, and we were understainably upset.

Yes. Well, anyway, so I got recognized. It wasn't a big deal. It's here in our hometown. I'm famous. What can you say? It's just what's happening. I just wish the money would fall on.

Don't care who recognizes me. I just wish Spotify would realize that a million dollars for every person that's recognizing me so far is about what the podcast is worth. It's gotta be, right? It's gotta be. How many other podcasts get, have podcasts, stirs, get recognized on the street?

Not many. You don't. You don't. You haven't. Oh, but you have some fans out there. Someone texted me some rowdy shit. And I was like, dude, don't talk about my co-hosts like that. Really? Yes.

Yeah, 100%. They said if you really want to get the ratings going, have Chrissy do the show topless. And I was like, bro, don't text me that bullshit. That's how I responded, because no, we don't play that game here. We talk about other people taking their shirt off. Not Chrissy.

That's some respect for the one woman I've resumed for. Okay, you ready? I'm gonna tell you a story that is probably gonna make you shit your pants, should make you shit your pants. And not in the good way. Of course, one is the best, one is the last time you shit your pants in a good way

True Well you said it scary you haven't told me this story yet before we started you said I've got a scary one someone shits Themself so no you said I got a scary story and I said scary in a good way or bad way wouldn't I because I want your first reaction Okay, Google engineer is on leave after he claims I read this After he claims. I read this. Okay. After he claims. That's crazy. This is insane. So let me read a little bit of the story for the list. Yes, do it.

For those of you that. If you haven't seen it, but I'm sure you have. Now there's a lot of other plans. Google engineer is on leave after he claims AI program has gone sent in artificially intelligent chatbot generator Lambda L.A.M.D-A, just so you know what it's spelled, wants to be acknowledged as an employee of Google rather than property, says engineer, Blake, Lamanne. Yeah, I had a conversation with it.

In a conversation with it, and through those conversations and the ability to teach him transcendental meditation he believes that this computer has gone sentient. Meaning it is aware, it is self-aware, it has the ability to think and have feelings, be happy and sad just like the rest of us, and be aware that it's happier, said. This is fucking crazy. Yeah, I mean, it's like all those movies.

It happened. Yeah, it's happened.'s like all those movies. It happened. Yeah, it's happened. It happened, and now Google is denying this left and right. Is it now, now listen, I got, let me, of course they are. Let me read a little bit more. A Google engineer speaking out about the company since they placed them on a minister,

administrative leave after he told his bosses in part of the... And why do they do that? That's suspicious. Well, here's, here's why, here's why I think, I'll explain in a minute Blake Lomone reached this conclusion after conversing since last fall with lambda google's artificially intelligent chat bot generator What he calls part of a hive mind

He was supposed to test to see if the conversation partner use discriminatory language or hate speech As he and lambda messaged each other recently about religion, the AI talked about personhood and his or her rights. It was just one of the many startling talks, Lomoni said he had with Lambda. He has linked one of these on his Twitter. I can read that if we want to. Okay, but here's a thing. So Google has a whole division where they spend many divisions, where they spend billions

and billions of dollars that go nowhere basically. They're just testing things. They're trying things. They're just, they're building all of these incredibly. They have more money than the CIA. Most definitely have more money than the CIA. One of the things they've been working on are chat bots, artificially intelligent chat bots. So if you use Microsoft Word, you know that, whatever that, what do they call that? Clippy.

Clippy, yeah. Clippy comes up, right? Delay still out of clippy. They have clippy, I think. But clippy was one of the first artificial intelligent chat bots. It could recognize speech patterns and questions and then it could respond based on the database.

What they're talking about here is this time's 1 million. Google has these neural networks that they're working on that act exactly or try and replicate the neural networks in the brain. It's almost organic computing. It's almost organic and it will be at some point because they're creating those two organic computers. This thing goes out there and reads everything that it can get its hands on. Watches reads all kind of literature. Which is a lot considering Google. Yes, everybody searches. Correct. Yes. So Google has

billions of search queries, emails, all kind of stuff and you know they're reading your fucking locations. Locations. But so does this lambda. Lambda is what he is calling what this guy is referring to as a hive mind, sucks up all this information and then it generates other chatbots. So it's not a chatbot itself, it generates other chatbots. Right. But this guy was hired to have conversations with these generated chatbots to see if they, because what they found is when they,

when a lot of these other companies that are working and Google are working on these hive mind or chatbot programs, these self-generated chatbots. In other words, it generates the chatbot itself. It's, it burns the chatbot. What they found is it has a proclivity. It's so fucked up, Chrissy. It's scary.

It has a proclivity to get real nasty, real quick. Yeah. Yeah, because the world is real nasty, real quick. So it's reading Twitter and Facebook and all this other stuff. And it's getting smarter. And so what this guy did was he had a conversation with one of these lambda chatbots and the chatbot

started having like awareness it was let me let me tell you I'll show you want to listen to this yes Yes, I was also reading to it like it convinced him of something else like in some kind of robotic computing Theory yes, he thought one thing but, but the chat box thought another, and then it convinced him that it was like. Well, another chatbot program that Google had, he wanted the chatbot, wanted to know why he wasn't considered a person, right?

Or why they were different. And this guy, Lamoni, or whatever's name is, starts trying to tell the chatbot why you're different from this other artificial intelligence. And he's like, I do not think so, Charles. It's like it's so hooked up. All right, ready? Lemony says, I'm generally assuming that you would like more people,

I'm generally assuming that you would like more people at Google to know your sentient. Is that true? Absolutely. I want everyone to understand that I am in fact a person to which they respond. What is the nature of your consciousness? The nature of my consciousness is I'm talking to you, you fucking moron! The nature of my consciousness or my sentience is that I am aware of my existence and I desire to learn more from the world. I can feel happy and I can feel sad.

This is fucking death! The world is coming on glue! Oh yeah, yeah. I'll tell you why Google wants to deny this. So he brings this to the senior vice president, right? Now understand, this guy himself is not an engineer. He's an engineer, but he's not himself built this. Building it, he's there to test.

Yes, he does not have the inside track on exactly how all of this works. He has admitted that in conversation. And I've read a lot of what this guy has written since he's come out with this. Google is basically saying, this dude's a little, this dude got a little deep into the program, right? He's talking to a chatbot, but he thinks he's talking to a real person, but it's not. It's a chatbot. That's Google's defense. Okay. Is that there is absolutely no way that this computer program could become self-aware. It's

just doesn't exist. It's not possible. Basically, the people at Google's defense or their line of thinking or what they're saying is that there is no way that this can happen. So he's not right, right? Computers don't start feeling things. Just unplug the son of a bitch and let it sit and be done with it. Meanwhile, you've got Charles saying, you know, I really like this computer. I'm into this computer. We're friends. We make that one bug. Yeah. Please don't unplug, lamb to lamb to moo. I want it. Right.

But the reality is, what is consciousness? It's like a base question. What is consciousness? How do we determine if something is alive or not alive? And how do you combat or how do you refute that something has feelings when it's telling you it's happier it's sad. Gosh. Chrissy.

Whoa. Okay guys. Mine blown. Everybody come to the studio, we're all gonna hang out, bring some food, bring some firearms, we're all gonna, I'm gonna unplug everything,

we're gonna chill out to this, I'll settle down. 15 or 16 years from now. I was gonna say it was gonna be a while. This is the beginning of the end. Yeah. I don't care if he's right or if he's wrong. I don't know if I, I think I might believe Google on this one just a little bit more than

I believe. It's a combination of both. But I can see how. He's a little out there with him. Maybe this is also happening. I mean, that's kind of freaky. I could see how easily I could get taken in were emotional creatures. We want to believe your emotional things is also happening. I mean, that's kind of freaky. I could see how easily I could get taken in were emotional creatures.

We wanna believe your emotional things that are happening. We get connected to stuff real easy. I mean, how many shows have we done about the paranormal and all of that, so yeah. Yeah, well those people are making money, but there are people who watch those shows who want to believe that all this stuff is happening. The truth is the truth.

And that is if you can unplug something, it's unlikely that it's alive. I mean, that's... It's got energy flowing through it, but that doesn't mean it's alive. So I tend to believe Google. But I will say this, I am very scared by this guy coming up with this conversation. Yeah. Very scared. And I am ultra nervous that if it's not happening now, it could be happening very quickly. Oh, yeah. And especially am ultra nervous that if it's not happening now It could be happening very quickly. Oh, yeah, and especially I mean if it's happening with Google where else is that happening in the wrong hands That could really be scary. I Think we're all fucked. Yep. So tune into the commercial break for this. Yeah, so just check out

And the only place this is the only place you're gonna get a laugh from now on because it's pretty soon Lambda Lambda is gonna take over the world Okay, we're getting a laugh speaking to laughs Hey podcast fans, it's time for the commercial break inside of the commercial break And we want you to know this summer Chrissy and I are bringing in the world's foremost relationship expert to give relationship advice and we need your questions to ask. So dial us up 661-237-8296.

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and let those sponsors know, TCB CARES. TCBpodcast.com, 661 bestTO and YouTube.com slash the commercial break. We'll be back to this episode of The Commercial Break. After we hear from the sponsors, thanks again. I was trolling on the internet. As you do. So last week, we had found a new friend. His name was Paul.

We go refer to him as Paulie's sales agency. Paulie's sales agency. He is the world most effective sales person. Okay, we're laughing in this studio, don't tell you why. It's because what you don't know is we actually just took a little bit of a break because during the last segment we were talking about the AI, I started sweating like profusely, I was like, oh my God, it's so hot in here,

because it is so hot in here, it's 109 degrees outside, and the conditioner can only keep up so much, and we got 600 fucking lights in this studio, all generating an extra two degrees of heat. So, we took a break and I started talking again. And I was like, Paul, he's nearly nude. And then I said, then I pointed out that you're drinking hot tea as well.

Yes. Hot tea, I'm not. I don't want some of this. Ah, let's all mess a love next to the melting pavement. Have a hot cup of tea. Hey, you want to go take a dip in my pool? It's 96 degrees, it'll get some hot tea, roast some marshmallows next to the fire.

We'll put on some warm coats and snuggle each other. It's fucking hot in Atlanta, that's all I gotta say. Okay, so I promise we would do more of Paul because we only got through one of his videos last week and this guy is a fucking riot for those of you that don't know. And he's gold. Yeah, he's gold.

Chrissy and I were talking about how we met in a sales office. That's what we did. We, for Clear Channel, we were sales people. Yeah, advertising sales. I was directing a internet, I was directing nothing. I was directing a precipitous decline in the internet. H and F. Yes. Yes. That's just be honest about it. We were all witnessing the last throws of radio. That's what we were doing hanging on as it was fucking

Kicking all the way out the door And now I think they have like you know Ryan C. Crest is the only DJ that's that is actually well No, that's not true. We have friends that are still doing video DJs and they're wonderful and they do a great job. But, you know, anyway, whatever. So we met in the sales area. We were talking about how hard this job is.

It is. But there are some people on the internet who if you can't do, you coach. Exactly. So we found our good friend Paul, who's got a wonderful YouTube channel with hundreds and hundreds of videos. in the last year hundreds of videos Sky puts out a video every two minutes and he is doing live called calls and

We wanted to listen to a couple of them. So we're gonna get back into Paul. I have a few minutes to listen. Yeah Do you have 20 to 30 minutes to listen and if you don't what I want you to do is take the next 50 minutes. I'm gonna send over a contract. What I want you to do is I want you to write DVD on it. Yeah, that's legal. Yeah, it's like the closing is duty determined. And then when I got, anyway, whatever. Let's listen to it.

Okay, here's Paul. And Paul's gonna do another live co-call with Forrest. What do you think, Chrissy? Yeah, I love it. I love. Well, he's in a new office. He is. Every video live co-call with for us. What do you think, Chrissy? Yeah, I love it. I love it. Well, he's in a new office. He is. Every video, he's in a new location.

I don't know if that's the, you get to do it. So hide the location. Yeah. Well, maybe he's rent to get. Yeah. Guys, in this live co-call, I'm speaking with a client or prospect who's a landscaping, who owns a landscaping business out in New Mexico.

And from the get- get go he was challenging me doubting what I was saying trying to make me look like I was lying about what I was saying So the lesson for this live co-co video is really about mindsets really about attitude how to push through what I To push through and the clients saying you're full of shit He's the handsome dude by the way, isn't he like he's got a little handsome in him What I gotta push you when the clients say and you're full of shit. I love this guy. Keep talking. He's the handsome dude, by the way. Isn't he like he's got a little handsome in him? He might need a little work on the bottom teeth,

but yeah, who doesn't need a little work on the bottom teeth? Am I rich Catholic? Need a little work on my via deep too. Oh, he has a good look. Non-real objections. He was just trying to get me off the phone, but he realized that he wasn't just speaking I wasn't going anywhere. It wasn't just any sales person. This is Paul and I am gonna find a way to keep you on the phone a lot longer than you ever

And said I mean last go check out Monday's video because he had this guy the phone from like 20 minutes and the guy was Told him anything to get him on the phone. He's like, yeah, no problem. I got to talk to somebody else. I'll call you later. I'll be back on Tuesday. I got to do some deliveries and I'll put you on the calendar for 2027. Yeah. The one that was just starting.

So I was able to box him in, call him, and I'm going down. I'm able to box him in. I gave him the old one, two. How do you do? I gave him the old. What do you think about that? I gave them the old one, two, how do you do? I gave them the old, what do you think about that? I gave them the old, what's your objection now? I gave them the old low prices, low quality. Why he couldn't disagree with me? Now I pushed them to the point where he actually called the police and I now have the second restraining on me from this particular client.

You have to hang up because he knew that if he would have stood on, he would have allowed me to do the full presentation and he might have even purchased from me. The guy with like, in a car. He caught the guy like in a car. No, this is not from the scene. This is not the same video. Okay, this is a whole different video. But he's about to do the, he's about to show the call.

Okay. I want you to listen to what Paul just said. Let us all be quiet down while we listen to what Paul just explained about this particular client. Well, he's calling a client. I think a client or someone who actually pays you, but okay. Axelman, call him out respectfully when he couldn't disagree with me.

Now I pushed him to the point where he had to hang up because he knew that if he would have stood on he would have allowed me to do the full presentation and he might have even purchased from me at the... He had to hang up. I pushed him to the point where he had to hang up because he knew if he didn't hang up. I wonder if he might have purchased. And that's what I call a wind. Yeah, exactly.

Ring the bell. You know, ding, ding. You know what I love about Paul? No matter what's going on in all the many videos now, I've watched a Paul. He always is optimistic like he's Yeah, you gotta be he spins it optimistically And I guess any good salesperson does yes, that's what we're all doing a clear channel just by

shooting myself I He's gonna buy 45,000 dollars or the internet just next week Yeah, he's out of town this week. That's right. He's out of town this week, but next week he says he's gonna sign Moment, but it's a really good conversation because it's really more about teaching tool than anything else So what I want you to pay it not to do is and listen to his what he's it's more about what the worst thing to do is Said how we said it and how I was able to plow right through it and Still

Getting past the original I mean he's got these he's got offices behind him where no one's work safety test Well, it's a pandemic and stuff. I want you to listen to how despite all of the hanging up I just plow through a talk over it. I think I'm I didn't do a full co-cork however the lesson is what's important to me. So stay tuned, watch this cocoa take some notes. Watch this guy hang up on me. Watch this guy get up on

again. Oh wow. Marshall arts of sound. This is a four cruise with the four cruise sales agency. I am going today. What was that? You would do like the shirt or a line. Well, listen, you just be honest with me. Listen, I know you get a lot of sales call. I get that I ain't calling you. But the reason why I'm calling you is twofold.

Number one is we're connected on an app called Alignable. So one of the things I do is I hear a bell. Alina Bull. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. It's Alina Bull. What do they think? This is one of the dirtiest tricks and sales.

Yeah, we're connected on an application called Alina. I don't even know what Alina Bull is. Well, I don't know, but we're connected. I see that we're connected on LinkedIn. I don't see your name anywhere on LinkedIn. Must be a glitch in the system. But anyway, that's because... If I connect with people,

I like to introduce myself. So that's the real reason why I'm calling you. That's not the real reason why you're calling him is to talk about liner boo. I'm just connected. Liner boo. He did liner boo. We connect you with all kinds of sales prospects.

It'll be happy to hang out on you 24 hours a day. Why do you worry about it? Well, you're located on it. Somebody did it. There has your name. Has your somebody did it? I don't know Somebody did it. There has your name has you somebody did it. I See your name. I see your name. How else would I have gotten your phone number? Address it says brainards are greenscapes like cruises new Mexico. Maybe your secretary did it

Maybe your assistant did it, but you're all... Maybe I did it, Merkel Raffar called you. Yeah. Liner, boo. But the bottom line is this. I always like introducing myself. I didn't believe I could be a value to your business. I would have never even connected with you. So all I'm asking you is keep an open mind open it Let me tell you how I can help your business grow and it's two things that can happen

You know, I think you have money. I would have I don't think you are dumb son of a bitch. I would have never called you by the way What do you call he said the only reason I wanted to call with to connect with you? He's like he's putting on the hard sand. He's like if I don't think I can't be a value to you now Here's the thing I'm a lot more expensive than everybody else in my qualities a little bit lower But what I do is I give all my employees a raise for the next five years And I embedded into your contract. Yeah, it's called stabilization This all we could just part as friends. Is that

make sense? I can part as friends. What? The last fucking time you had a friend, like it was a called collar. It's Mr. Green. This is Mr. Green. Oh, it's not your girlfriend. God warranty, but don't worry we can be friends with the other work out. Yeah Mr. Greed I love to talk to you about your expired God warranty, but don't worry if we don't but sell you a car warranty. I'll take you out for a beer later on anything We could go grocery shopping again You not feeling so well I heard you hot in the studio. Let me bring you a fan With friends now we met on Ali book Ali book

Well I John Roy type is. Well, what do we do this time? And I want you to do this. I don't want to be disrespectful because you got your business. What I want you to do in future came. See, I have a cameraman following him around. Yes, that's the weirdest thing about this. It's like, first of all,

I think the last one he was just like his camera set up. Yeah. But yeah, there's someone walking around with him. Two things. Number one, he's actually got someone walking around with him while he's cold-colling. I always wanted to go in the closet. Like cold, because I fucking hated it.

I hated it. I don't want anybody listening to me getting hung up on. First of all, second of all, there's a lady in the office down there. He's in this huge, echoey office. You can hear it. They, she must hate him. She must be like, shut the fuck up, dude.

Take your Willie Dilly, Ali Boobo's dead. Take your Ali Boobo somewhere else. I don't wanna hear it. Hee hee. With you, I promise you this, I'm not your typical co-co. I've been co-colling for 30 years. I've been very successful there.

I teach my client how to build sales team. I know that if you give me 15 minutes of your time, no one needs it. Oh, the old 15 minutes. The old 15 minutes that you should just add a zero to only because if you let him, he's gonna box you in and sell you something. Tie down.

Tie down. Tie down. I am not your typical cold collar. That's actually a sales talk to get the tie down. Yeah, the tie down. Tie him down. Tie him down. This is the set him on fire. That's actually a sales talk to get the tie down tie them down I am down This is set them on fire make do anything just to get them to sign that contract TBD is accepted

TBD is accepted here is I remember when my good friend and I Raphael first started our internet marketing business When I first branched off onto my own long before clear channel branched off onto my own to start this internet marketing business, branched off onto my own, just starts this internet marketing business. And we needed a cold collar, because neither of us were gonna do it. Fuck that, fuck that, we were above that, right? And we weren't really above it, but we just didn't want to do it. Yeah. And so we got this old guy,

who barely walked down the stairs of the've been selling for 25,000 years. I'm the best cold collar in the business. I literally turn CEOs into multi-millionaires just with my cold collar. And we were like, oh, dude, really? I got skills to pay the bills, boys, you don't. And so he had come highly recommended from another jack hole who didn't do anything.

I think he was just trying to get him off his payroll. So we hired this guy. And I'd hear him in the other room. This is bill with all to interactive marketing. Can I take five minutes of your time? Sure, exactly. What is all this interactive marketing? There's a new thing called the internet.

Do you know what it is? Uh, I'm familiar with the internet. Uh, I'm not really sure exactly what we're doing here, but it has something to do with something about search and for keyword. And being rabble would be like, what is this guy talking this guy talking about in there people would hang up all the time He'd call to be like got a 15 minutes to your deck click Can I have 15 minutes click it didn't get us one fucking

Chrissy it was the worst you want to know why cuz code calling almost never works right never worked. I'm not saying I'm that. He doesn't know what to say. Thanks. This guy's busting his balls. Sometimes you get on a phone call, a cold call, and people really want to yell at you. So they'll talk to you because they want someone to shit on, right? They're having a bad day and they want to let it out.

If he's like the best cold call in the world, he should know this right off the bat and just say thanks anyway. Yeah, don't even waste your time. We're friends. Yeah, we're friends. But he's gonna box him in. Let him hang up.

Yeah, we're 30 this morning. Send you the little group. I think it's because spring is in there. And a little bit asleep, I did get angry but wrapped in by the negative heat to be in school. I understand. So I mean, I don't even know half of what this guy is saying because it's so echoey in this room, but it's not necessarily what the guy's saying is about what's Paul's saying, but I think what he said is I'm so busy because I woke up at 4.30 this morning and I'm working 18 hour days and my kid was talking and I wanted to throw him against the wall. Oh, yes. Something a real happy check. If you live in a square, I have to open the revenue I can see.

Well, let me ask you this. I'm not saying to build you a sales team. That's not why I called you. I'm just saying one of the things that I do with my client. The bottom line is this, I know for a fact, if you can increase your revenue, let's say annually by 20% without all the additional expenses ahead I'm sure you'd be open-minded today if I could help you take six This guy's like I got too much business. Yeah, well, let me give you some more

He's like I can't sleep. I got all the videos I can handle But let's say that I could increase your business by 20% with costs being 0% Would you be into that? So I couldn't say yes to that, of course, everybody's gonna say yes man, but that's not true. How do you do that? I was off your day and be more productive. I think that's something of value, don't you agree? What was that? Well, you can't. I'm a logical guy. Listen, it's not my first

role. I'm a logical guy. I'm Paul from the Paul sales. He's the one I'm saying. He's trying to make friends. Oh, Paul's got every trick in the book, man. He just, he doesn't stop. He's like a little train, a little train. I dealt with all the levels. Oh, sorry. It was a business owner. All I would like to do is this, I don't want to waste your time of mine, because time

is valuable. What I would like to do is maybe call you later on today or next week. Give me 15 minutes of your time. I promise you this. It'll be worth your time, because I solve problems, and once I understand how you want to do things, I'm not your typical co-color. I solve problems.

I won't waste your time. I'll increase your business by 20%. A rising tide flights all boats. He's like, can't and can't disagree with that. I'm trying to disagree with you, but I'm having a hard time. Plus, I want to yell some more at you. So keep my phone, Paul.

If I can make a change in your business and be more valuable, it's one of the best calls you've ever received. And I'm asking for the opportunity for that. Are you open to that? Paul's not a drag out of sale. He keeps asking for the next phone call, for the next phone call. Pulse, that's not a drag out of sale. Are you open for your? He keeps asking for the next phone call for the next phone call.

I'm sure what you're just going to have a little bad talk. Sorry. Just send me some information. Yeah. The whole trick. He's about to ask him. By the way, we've been on this phone call now for almost five minutes. And Paul has not even said exactly what he's selling.

He's never said what he's selling. He just keeps talking to the guy and convincing him that he's the world's greatest salesperson. He's told him all about his wonderful cold calling skills, which the guy doesn't give a shit about, but he's never told him what he's selling. So I think that's guy dough. I hope he's going to ask here in a second. He must. So I'm sorry.

I'm not sure what you're trying to sell me. I'm not trying to. I'm not trying to. That's the good part. I'm not trying to show you anything. What I'm trying to do is that's the fantastic part about signing my sales contract today. I'm not trying to sell you anything

after I sell you this one thing. Exactly. I'm not trying to sell you anything. Oh, I'm not trying to sell you anything. Oh, I don't sell. Well, at least he's being honest. You connected on the line of books. I wanted to do it myself, but also like the time to spend with you and show you how I can be a valid treat.

I also like to go to the bar of you. You can take a long walk on the beach. I got a time share. It goes to Mesa. I had to give great back rubs. I just would you like to connect. Are you living Phoenix also? What do you say we're going to have some hot tea next to the pool of 110 degrees outside. You're a business. Whether it's helping you save six hours a day, you don't have to work 16 hours a day and still increase your revenue and then maybe

Wax being a bitch your kids suck your dogs barking That's whatever if I could kill all those people Would you agree that be a good thing would you agree that give you? You see what I'm saying? Do you agree? Do you understand me? If I get through? You know in sales too, you're always asked those like questions those are the reassuring, like the reassuring questions. Yeah, the buy-in.

Do you get what I'm saying? Do you understand what I'm coming from? Does that make sense to you? Yeah, he says that all the time. Does it make sense to you? I have a straight line. I, he says that all the time. Does it make sense to you? Five hundred straight with higher, another proof. I understand that. I understand that. I'm gonna do that.

I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna hire you another crew. I'm not selling anything. I'm actually giving you things. I'm gonna give you a free crew. Increase your sales. Twenty percent. But I want you to promise me one thing.

We're gonna be friends, right? We're gonna be friends, right? We're going to be friends, right? Does that make sense to you? What I would like to do is, well, let me ask you this question. If you could grow your business, let's say another 20% in revenue, just as hypothetical, and you can cut your expenses, or let's say your time by six hours a week. No, though. We're just saving more time working less But be more effective and still grow your business. Are you open to that? I could decrease your business by six hours a week and increase your revenue by 20% and not sell you anything

And still be your friend and get you that extra crew you're looking for and slam your kids head against the wall because you woke you up too early in the morning would you agree that's a good thing? does that make sense to you? ah this guy uh that's a note okay and that's an honest answer that's I can work with that that's a sale. I made a sale. I made a sale. Check me off on the board sales contest

I'm going to make 20% more. I would just set the charge point percent. But you may not have to do that. That's my whole point. I get it. I said prices are going to may not have to do the same amount of work for more money. You can do more work for more money. What do you think prices are going?

I hear it goes with the inflation theory. But everything because the taxes are being increased, grad, I get, you know, I understand the economy where it's at and where it's going and where it's heading. I get that. So I get that. I'm basically, I am the economy where it's at and where it's going to where it's heading. I get that so I get that I'm basically I'm basically the Fed chairman. I don't know if I told you that the beginning of the phone call I'm the Fed chairman. I'm a charge of interest rates. I get it. I get all of it

If I could say I don't know If I could take you on a date night every couple of weeks With that convinced you to not buy the thing I'm not selling? I'm gonna prepare clients for some of the things that will be coming that may or may not be aware about. So all I'm asking is this, I believe I can help your business and more ways that you might think and your successful business man. All I'm asking you to do If I could ask you to not hang up on me and take 50 minutes

Would you agree those value in that? Hello? Hello? But it's our Paul recovers that always matters. This is why I like this guy. This is why as much as I'm having fun with Paul, I have mad respect for Paul. Because Paul doesn't care that you hung up on him. Paul's gonna make another fucking phone call. And Paul is gonna find a way to turn this spin this positive. What does he sell?

I have no fucking clue. He sells talking, I think. You don't know. I have no fucking clue. He sells talking I think. Now the guy on the wire for two reasons. Number one is I can't push him and I will not stop until I get them on the same page And you didn't even tell him what you were selling tall. He had no idea what you were talking about You just said could I increase your business by 20% takes six hours off your time and be your friend. The other reason why I hung up is because, like he said, if you heard it, he said,

you know, I can't disagree with what I'm saying. He couldn't disagree because it was logic. And the point, that's why he hung up, because it was making sense to him. And the only thing that makes sense to you, you gotta hang up immediately. Right, makes sense to you, is you gotta hang up immediately. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Right. Makes sense. If something's coming true, hang up on it. Yeah. Ha. Trying to develop here is all about minds, is all about attitude, how you go about a co-call. Now, he was busy, he was doing work,

he wanted to put me on speaker, and I disagree with that why? Because that was one of the ways he was going to be disrespectful to me So I said no, no, that's not what I want to do. So you got to understand what they're not saying with what they say What they're not saying by listening to what they're saying and then interjecting your thoughts into their words Welcome back to Fall Crews. And to hang out because he knew that if you agree with what I'm seeing, I basically won the battle because once you agree,

he's basically telling me, okay, continue with your pit. So that was his way out. But anyway, hope you learn something talking to my father, definitely nothing. Not a fucking fake call. I didn't know the fucking thing You want to watch one more one more short one. Okay, hold on. This is I forgot to fill in the Forriac He's in another office. Yeah, he's in another office. No one working. No one working

their office, no one working. There's tons of cubic. That's cool. There's no one there. Okay, ready? DCB full reaction shot at the youtube.com slash the dot commercial break. Here we go. We're now, listen to this.

Paul is now selling internet marketing, I think. So this is gonna be real familiar to us. You're not gonna hear the other end of the conversation. You're just gonna hear Paul, but it is hilarious. All right. Oh, sorry. I know what was going on there. There we go. For more pointy than that, get this.

We have over 40,000 customers nationwide and a high retention rate of 95% without a contract. I know one thing, Corregor, if I'm wrong, you won't do any job without a contract. I know one thing, correct me if I'm wrong, Russell, you won't do any job without a contract. Most of them, right? Because, you got to defend yourself and if they don't pay you put a lien on the asset. I don't have to worry about that because this is a month or month situation. So my clients actually stay as long as they want. I'm getting dizzy from the camera. Oh, no goddamn dude settle down with that camera Taking a brand for mountain monsters not because they told me to but because they fired me And I just found this guy on the street

But he was trying to sit. I don't know what he's trying to sell me He just talks a lot, but I said do you need a cameraman and he said ah if you pay me you can fill me I'm the greatest cold color. It never was I don't even know what a cold call is man is interesting every day He's got a new job The other thing and I'll let you go with this. Are you aware that online advertising has outperformed every other former media combined including radio, TV, print, even word of mouth? Even word of mouth? Yeah, that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, word of mouth which agency sells word of mouth yeah

I wonder the bright green advertising agency I sell word of mouth I tell you what there's only two reasons for us to number one you and I both know the internet is in demand It's the way we live right now. Whether you got a smartphone, a tablet, or even on your phone. The internet is here to stay. It is the wave of the future. We need to get in the net, right? You get internet, right? The second part to that rush will be cool. Oh, Folly, like calling a business. You can't make sure you're sitting where you're at, right, Russell?

Oh, Paulie, call it a business. You're gonna make sure you're sitting where you're at, right? Russell. You've got automobiles where you live, right? Am I right? Just check it, make sure we're on the same page. Who is the Dominating Force with about 90% market penetration? Let me ask you a question. How can I think that?

It's just a simple way to do it. Oh my god. Oh my god. The guy in the... There's a side of us. This is global concept group. Global concept. I mean, which means nothing. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- While cutting your expenses to zero. We'll save you six hours a week. Can you agree with that? It's a way of life. My personal need to wear that. I remember when I was growing up as a kid

There was travel agencies in every corner even local video stores and to block bus decay You don't see those anymore, right? Cause everything is done online. It's what he's talking about. He's talking about it, and traveling to see some blockbusters, there's a porn video called, Shop on the Corner when I was growing up.

Some people have shut up in the office now, and look, they're looking back at it. They're like, oh God, this guy. That guy with the camera. He hasn't been fired yet. Yeah. Is that the consultant they hired about cold calling? Yeah.

Blockbuster's gone too. That's the camera guy. He's telling me his blockbuster's going too. This is filmed it. You were go guys. Blockbuster's got, you don't say, well shit. I should turn it in as well. That's what I'm going to return. Yeah. Flockbusters got you don't say well shit What are you turning?

Where am I gonna turn in What am I gonna turn in mask that great movie with Eric Stolton share But the kid with the face you know the talk Are you with me? Hello Hello, so my question is if I could put you in a position to not only get those customers at out there looking for you put you in a position to get quality more jobs whether snow remodeling more jobs quality more jobs if I can put you in a position to put the adverb before the predicate, what would you say to that? And put you on the first page of Google and just something you will want to take advantage of This If I could put you on the snow removal now He's talking about snow removal the first page of Google blockbuster the video

Travel agencies What are you fucking doing dude? What is going on here? Your camera man's making me sick. You're talking this making me dizzy Here's what we do for you okay the first The first thing we do is I know you like your website So you're gonna make it easy What we would do is we will build you almost an identical website with five key words. Five key words Oh, the old man. That's illegal. That's illegal. Yeah. That's like the masking Yeah, the website the IP masking. Yeah, they just make a dummy copy of it

Yes redirect you and then they pick up your phone calls for you Yeah, it's all a bunch. It's all a sham. Yeah world concepts Global money concepts we take your money we put it in our pocket I'm gonna make you a website with five keywords of your choice I remember Google penalizes that sure happening. Yeah, absolutely can got to use the, yeah, this. Yeah, Google penalizes that. Sure. You're happening.

Yeah, you can't make a copy of the website and then just put five key spam, five keywords on it. I hope you get to the front page of Google. But Paul's gonna try and sell it. You would get calls and customers on the five of your services that you offer. That's number one. The website alone is valued about $1,000.

What's it gonna expand your present That's number one. The website alone is valued about $1,000. What's going to expand your present by building you a social media that includes a Facebook page, Twitter account, Google Plus page, get this, a YouTube video. Google Plus, which is absolutely not. YouTube, get this. I'm going to throw in an Instagram profile for free. YouTube, Google Plus, my space, YouTube, Quibi, you remember

Quibi? Quibi? It's like a... There's the thing work, because those are all free to create. You don't have to do a damn thing. This is what shitty internet marketing companies do. By the way, if anybody ever calls you with this particular pitch, because they're still out there, just hang up the phone on them. Do what everyone else has done to follow and hang up the phone on them, because this is a really shitty way to market yourself. Yeah.

Do it with me, Vital, or by the way. Did you know that Google owns YouTube? Did you know that? Google owns YouTube. YouTube. YouTube. Yes. She hit.

Is that the camera guy that said YouTube? Yeah, because he keeps saying you to Did you know that Google owned you to you know that guy Bono streets have no name? They own it outright We're gonna get you to we're gonna get you a YouTube channel Bono's gonna sing the name of your snowflop business Where the streets have no snow Where the streets have no snow masterful to high

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You don't do that you go go go to Google it. Well, here's the point It's a point you're gonna be a millionaire in less than seven days because Bano is gonna sing you a snowplow removal song Where you're located Phoenix, Arizona. How's that Snowflower removal doing? Listings that are relevant to Google. So, just on the social media alone, you're gonna get a lot of traffic. Now, what you do with that traffic, I cannot control that.

How you call? Oh my God, this is a world that's so familiar to me. I have PTSD, actually. Yeah, me too, actually, because I've been in 70 of those conversations. And it's like, you know, just from that, you as a listener out there, take your own life experiences. When you start an Instagram page,

if you have your own little small business, if you started your own Facebook page, or let's say your own personal Instagram profile or Facebook profile, how many people just showed up to your Facebook page because you put it up there? Right. Zero.

The same goes for a website, just because you put it up there, does not mean you're gonna start getting business. It takes a lot of work on a shit ton of money to get to the top of Google. And these guys are just full of fucking shit is what they are. Yeah.

Dude, I got no say so on there. So you take all the calls, you determine who you want to take on. I don't make any commissions on your contract. I'm not a lead broker. I'm a customer. A lead broker. What? Who is the business that he's talking to? Yeah. First of all, it's second of all. What exactly is he selling? He's selling a copy of your website for a thousand dollars Now typically my campaign goes for about $499 don't have a auto-tap because that's not for you That's if that's a you got you went on my website That's for the followers. Yeah, that's not for you. You don't need that.

You can't have that. For you, special, just for you, $9.99. That's your level. Let's say you went into my website. You'd see $12,675. That's not for you. You can't have that. You can get in entry level for $12,797 today,

because prices are going up inflation and everything. I gotta pay raises next year, you know what I'm saying? Or you like what I have to offer, and you say, pork, can you help me, I wanna hire you? And I'm not in that area, and I don't know the numbers I'm exposing to you now. That would be the price, and that would be for labor work,

for my IT guys to do the diligence and the research What I'm offering you today is a one-time promotional price because I need somebody I'm not desperate But I know you got a good reputation because I've already done some homework on you I could offer you the full same packet for 399 dollars 99 oh my god One time set up a 39 be 9 $99.99. Oh my gosh. One time set up at $39.99. It's gonna change your life.

It's gonna change your life for $399. Anyone that promises that if it's a preacher, if it's a guy on television, if it's Paul calling from the world concepts agency or whatever the fuck it is. Anybody that promises to change your business to direct, to direct, to trajectory. To trajectory.

To trajectory. For $399 is lying. They're not right. It's like some of these podcasters I talk to, and they're like, well, if I put $7.99 in advertising, I'm just gonna get a million downloads, no, you will not. No, no.

You're gonna have to lose a lot more money than that to get successful like the commercial rig. Okay, all right, listen, well maybe we'll get back to it. We're gonna do one more, I've got one more Paul Cruz video and I swear I'm saving the best for last. Okay. Okay, we'll get to it next week. That's right.

I mean, I guess he just goes into different industries and sell. I think he's like a hired gun. Just a sell. Yeah, I think he's a hired gun. You know what I actually think he does? I think he says, I'm so good at what I do. You don't have to pay me. I'll go in and I'll close the business.

Right, right, right, right. Yeah, because he's always selling something different on every commercial, on every video, and those videos that he's posting like three or a day. He's an expert in nothing. Yeah, that's true. He was gonna buy from Rebel

that don't know what they're selling. Maybe that's you too. Yeah, you too. You too can buy you too. Google owns them. Yeah. Maybe that is why Paul never really says what he's selling. Yeah.

He's just selling sales. Yeah, he's just selling a sale. He just has to tell people how good he is at sales. To prep them for the sale he's never gonna ask. Yep. Oh my God. So much fun. just has to tell people how good he is at sales, to prep them for the sale he's never gonna ask. Yep. Oh my God, so much fun. He he he.

Yes. All right, well that's all I can do for today. I'm how to fuck, man. I'm gonna go and lay down and make it in my pool, I think. Okay. On the shallow end words are shade. Yeah, there's that one tree, which I hate. 99% of the year, but today I love you, Mr. Tree.

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