The Commercial Break - Leave Your Man A Can Of Salmon!

Episode Date: July 20, 2021

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Cover shall break. On this episode of the commercial break. So one of the things that came on the television on one of the channels was old, it's like a channel dedicated to 40s and 50s television. Oh, okay. And really what they're playing is they're playing old PSAs from the 40s and 50s. You know, what's the problem with women? Yeah, I've seen some of them.

General Electric presents Get Back in the Kitchen. McGraw Hill, don't be gay. Like they do this crazy sexist racist, you know, homophobic content under the guise of educational program. Fantastic. They were running these in the schools. This is the part that's crazy to me. Now why should you have to lay out everything all nice and ready for George and Jimmy down to the last egg and can of salmon?

Can of salmon. Can of salmon? What are they eating back then? If you watch some of these movies, they have some... The wild caught? You've noticed that there these movies, they have some wild cause. You've noticed that there's no color in any of the food. It's like, clay and yellow. And it's weird.

Yeah, they had one where they were talking about what women should eat. And when you know, I see many women who think that a soda and a bun cake is what they should have for lunch. Remember what you were taught. You know, meat, starchy vegetables, butter and yoga, you know. And then maybe a little bit of sweets. Well, the sweets was like a jello mold, right? Right. With some kind of bean in it. Like a green bean in it.

So. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Welcome back to another episode of the commercial break! I'm Ryan, this is Chrissy Ann. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Best of you, Chrissy. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Yes. Here we are. Another glorious day here at the TCB TV Minus Studios. Yes! As you'll notice, the TCB TV Minus Studios are changed a little bit.

A little bit, in case you weren't with this last episode. Who we got today? We got Horace Silver. Horace Silver Quintet. Yeah. Look at that. Jazz It As A Dude. No mind if I do.

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So wave of the future I tell you Chris the future. Tell you, Chris, eh? Who let you out of your stable? How about women wearing the stable? No, we're out. Wow! Geez! Life has changed. Just to see you smell washed. It must be Thursday of February. Must be a Thursday in February. That's women washing day. Congratulations. I know that must feel good to get that washin' every year. But scrub it up down behind the ears.

Get your ankles in ears, that's why I used to say. Get your ankles behind ears, that's also what I used to say. If you don't mind if I do, scoot a bit, do. Watch this, ready? DCBpodcast.com, go there. Yes. Done, and on with the show. Okay.

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Yes. Yeah, why am I just wasting breath? You can connect to everything, yeah. I mean, sometimes that lasts for five minutes because I can just go to one place and find it all. Yes. Yeah. Why am I just wasting breath? Connect everything. Yeah. I mean, sometimes that lasts for five minutes because I can't focus on one thing for more than two seconds. Spawn off on a day. I noticed that last week. For an hour and then I'll come back and then I'll go here. Yeah. Friday show was a little bit, but it was funny. Yeah. But I don't we ended up talking about a lot of stuff before we actually got to the show.

I'm sorry, okay. We were distracted with that ghost app, the ghost hunter. Oh yeah, we turned out to be. Rather creepy. I actually reported that. Yeah, it was like a hate crime app. I was. It was so weird.

For those of you that don't know, you can go back and listen to last the last episode, but the last episode, Chrissy and I were cleaning up some of the ghost hunter clips that we had inside of the board here. And I said, let's download some of these apps that they have out there for ghost hunting. We downloaded one where you would like give access to your camera, you'd scan around the room, there'd be a little radar, that radar would indicate there's a ghost in the room, you would point at the phone in that way, and up would come this really horribly drawn

cartoon of a ghost. And then give you three or four choices for a question. Like, who am I? What happened to me? Like, you know, you're asking the ghost a question and the ghost would respond in some weird, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,? Yeah. That's really weird, right? Or I was a gay kid and I was, you know, bullied until I jumped off of nine story building. And when we got a couple of theirs, I was like,

oh. Yeah, when they all came in a row, I was like, this is not, because it says clearly it says for entertainment purposes, but there was nothing entertaining about this. No. It was rather depressing and, you know, and it also said on there that it was like for kids

five plus or seven plus or what it was. I'm like, Kim said plus should not be watching this shit. I mean listen I'm not trying to hide anybody shaled anybody from the realities of life but it was like a little bit more than the realities of life. It was very specific. That was programmed. That was programmed into that. Yeah. Some fucking moron program then it then said kids seven and over can listen to. But anyway, I digress. I don't want to get into all the depressing stuff. I only want to get into the fun stuff.

Yes, we're all about fun. I found the most interesting thing the other day, Chrissy Hodeley. What is that, bro? I have this TV here that's in the studio. And when I'm doing some editing over in Yonder, I watch sometimes have the TV on over Yonder. I've had a Roku TV for years.

I've had some version of a Roku TV in my house. Yeah, me too. And what I didn't notice is, you know, it's got the live TV version where it's, I guess that's antenna TV. Like where you get it from an antenna. I don't know, it's been 22 years since I've had an antenna on a TV.

So I don't know. And but one day my son was in here playing and he pressed it and up came a list of like 1,300 channels, like 1,300 channels. Wow. And I didn't think much of it until I pressed the button We pressed it and up came a list of like 1,300 channels, like 1,300 channels. And I didn't think much of it until I pressed the button and realized that this Roku TV has live TV that's got 1,300 channels, 1,300 flavors, specific flavors of television. You like family ties?

They have a whole channel dedicated to family ties. Nightrider. Whole channel dedicated to nightr night rider whole channel dedicated to night rider thousands of movies Many many sporting events mystery science theater 3,000 they have a whole content content One date one of my favorite show from the 90s. They have a whole channel dedicated to a judge Judy Mori Povitch You get it the whole it's like every channel is dedicated to a very specific Program and then they just run that content all day long Every channel is dedicated to a very specific program and then they just run that content all day long.

And I'm like, wow, back when I was a kid, you had like 17 channels of which ABC and NBC and CBS were three of them, then you eventually got Fox and the rest was like UPN stations and squiggly tit stations, right? Squiggly lines that, you know, somewhere out in the universe, someone was running something really interesting

that you couldn't fucking see. That's right, you could just see the outline. Maybe you could try and like tune the dial, yeah was running something really interesting that you couldn't fucking see. Right. You could just see that outline. Maybe you could try and like tune the dial, yeah, jiggle it and tune the dial in a little bit to like, you kids don't know about this. It was way back in the 20s or 30s whenever we were born. That's right. So I didn't realize that you could get all this shit on air TV.

I guess like a number of years ago, what they did was they took all of, they gave all of the, like the antenna satellite, and antenna signals, TV stations, they gave them to the cell phone companies, and then the cell phone companies in return or somebody gave the TV stations or the TV antennas, some kind of HD, you know, air wave, and that air wave can hold much more information. And so I'm assuming that this is what this is,

but I am absolutely fascinated by this. Yeah. So the other night I was scrolling around my new found content of delivery machine and intended TV. Yeah. Right. It's a novel idea. From whence it came and said goes, that's the way it is.

I was in my bedroom at 13 tuning in Tokyo and now I am back doing the same thing. Right. So I was zooming around, and they have like 300 sports channels, and one of them had the Euro handball finals. Okay. What is handball?

I'm not sure. Don't have a fucking ball. Yeah, it's a hand and a ball, and they throw it each other, and they're on sand, and they jump around, and they twist in the air, and they throw the ball into the net. It's really quite fascinating.

Well they had two camera, and obviously this is a, you know, an ESPN production. This is not, right? They have two webcams, one on each side, and then they have a guy that's in the box who's absolutely horrible at color commentary. Here's what he hears, here's how he goes. And there's Rokuski, Rokuski goes down to the left, he's throwing the basket, oh, amazing shot. And then right back the other way, there's Smith, Smith, the Johnson, amazing shot. There's Rokoski, Rokoski, Smith, amazing shot.

He said amazing shot every time that the guy took a, took, you know, and then when the ref would call a folly, be like, the ref giving no slack today. Another file, the ref giving no slack today. At least he was animated. He was animated he was he was super animated Richard Branson Reporter oh my god heck real fire that girl sorry girl. I don't know who you are I'm sorry. It was just really boring, but he must have had like you know three things on a sheet He's like today. I'm today. I'm gonna wow him with mind gonna commentary. I'm gonna use a new word amazing I'm gonna wow him with mine. Go to commentary.

I'm gonna use a new word, amazing. Amazing shot, amazing flip, amazing pass, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing. Of which I watched four hours of handball. Right here, I was fascinated by it. I was like, what the fuck is this? How do they put, and he wasn't giving any explanation of the rules. You had no idea what was going on. I'm sure I was the only person in the entirety

of the Roku ecosystem that was watching this handball tournament, I won a clock in the morning, but it was fucking fascinating. Why, I don't know. Like weird stuff like that, just, like, it makes me happy. I'm like, wow. So, I wanna watch it now.

I wanna, I think they have a whole channel dedicated to just handball, so let's watch some of it on the break here. So one of the things that came on the television on one of the channels was old, it's like a channel dedicated to 40s and 50s television. Oh, okay. And really what they're playing is they're playing old PSAs from the 40s and 50s. You remember the old, you know, what's the problem with women?

Yeah, I've seen some of them. General Electric presents, get back in the kitchen. Ha, ha, ha, ha. McGraw Hill, don't be gay. I was like, they do this crazy sexist, racist, you know, homophobic content under the guise of educational program. They were running these in the schools.

This is the part that's crazy to me. So I'm watching this and then I'm like, one or two of them came on and they showed a movie. So I went to the internet and I directly went down the rabbit hole watching all of these old Macraw Hill PSAs. You know, they have a whole series on marriage. They have a whole series on sex. They have a whole series on home, you know, gays, basically, you know, Dictanger with Gays, you know, and a danger with women in the workplace. And you know, it's like

not even pretending to be politically correct, at least not in 2020 versions, right? Yeah. What is amazing to, so I thought we review a couple of these. Okay. Today we'll start, we'll go with women, right? We'll go with, you know, the clearly sexist bullshit that's out, that they were peddling back then. And why women, probably to this day, are still trying to feel some way about certain parts of their life, like, you know, doling up and being pretty for everybody or, you know, being in the workplace and not getting as much money as the man and not feeling like you should ask for it because this was baked into your head. And grained.

And grained generationally into women's heads. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It was a whole movie encouraging women to go to college. Awesome. Great, 1940s go to college, get an education. Make sure you get an education in home

economics because it's going to help you raise your family and treat your husband right. Unbelievable. Oh, yes, we'll go over one today where this lady was giving high school girls or junior high school girls, a whole seminar on being beautiful and making sure that you're clean and presentable for the males out there, it's like, it's unbelievable. Oh my God. Here's to me, the rub about this, right? As I'm watching this in my head today,

sitting here in 2021. First of all, my parents never taught me any of this bullshit. They were never like this, right? So my parents weren't either. Yeah, and I'm not sure they were particularly like, leading hard liberals or hippies or anything, but they also were not like, they were never like this, right? So, my parents weren't either. Yeah, and I'm not sure they were particularly like, bleeding heart liberals or hippies or anything, but they also were not like they were like equal, equal, equal colors, color of your skin, gender, sexual buy it,

whatever equal, equal, equal, they bake that in our little brains. Good, but what is crazy to me, the rub about watching these 1940s and 50s films is how resonant it is with some of the attitudes today. So in other words, it's back in vogue to think like this and act like this. It's unbelievable. Chrissy, everything old is new again, including this horse shit, right? But let's take it for what it is and let's have a little fun with it. Right, why not? We mine as well. So you want to get right into it?

Yes. Because let me put it up here on the old boop-bop machine. The beep boop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop. I've seen the ones too from like, you know, Refer Madness type thing where they were. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, that'll make you go crazy. Yeah, it's the... Yeah, they have one about drugs and dropouts and you know,

stay away from Billy the bad boy. Billy the bad boy wants to go out after his parents told him it was time for bed. Billies, clearly on the path to self-destruction. Hitler was the same way. They have one up, we'll go over with you one about sex. It's like, I mean, just the dribble travel coming out of this program is unbelievable.

Let's start with, which one we should start with? We should start with brand new kitchen, right? This is one where they're saying, yeah, the, I forget what the actual title of the movie is, but this is by McGraw Hill, it's an actual PSA present, you know, paid for in part by the government, sponsored by General Electric. And all of these, by the way, have wonderful music.

Look out! She has a vagina! What? No one even knows what's up there. It's a medical mystery. It's dangerous and scary. Be careful. If it's got breasts run away.

What am I in the kitchen? Really a plot against George Peters, but I'll admit it might have looked that way. The morning his wife Jane stopped by for coffee. We had just been in our new house two weeks and I was still ecstatic over everything, especially my dream kitchen. There's navin waiting for my entire life over the dream kitchen. I can't wait to... Slave away for the next 40 to 60 years here with my dream kitchen. Here comes Judy.

Well, how do you like it? There's only one word for it. Terrific. You know, I'm so proud of it. It's almost indecent of me. It's... And Disa, you say. Ooh.

I've been showing off. It's so crass. And I almost... It's got me so excited. I wanted to go to the wet-deach shirt contest. You know what I'm saying, Judy? I can hardly wait to show it off, week from Friday night. You go ahead and be indecent.

Gal's got a right to enjoy your first housewarming party. Gal's got a right to enjoy your first dishwasher. It's the epitome of our lives. It's the pinitome of our lives. It's the pinnacle of success. Six dishes at one time, amazing. Sure wish I was having one. You having many people?

Sure wish I was less suppressed. Yeah, well not a mob, but that's what you mean. Just you, the Crawford, the Sleggles, the Martins, and a couple of others. The Hitler's? The Ristogg? Let me ask you a question. Have you ever in your life, when Jeff was like, Hey, we're gonna have a party, who's coming over? It's the Greens, the Joneses.

The Magrass. The Martins. The Martins. Have you ever said that? No. Because no one talks like that. And notice how these people often, like, have veiled British accent back then. The Martin's. The Martin's. Yeah. Have you ever said that? No. No, because no one talks like that. Right. And notice how these people often like a veiled British accent back then.

It's like weren't they weren't so far away from coming over on the Mayflower that they still all had these British accents. You notice that? It's a weird way of talking. Hey, what's so sad? And it's in the first time I've noticed it. Oh, nothing really. Oh, I've been murder. Oh, nothing really.

Oh, I've been murdering people in my... ...bearing him in my backyard. Not there really. Why so sad? It's not the first time I've noticed it? You know what would cure that? Doing some laundry. Yeah. This is laundry.

Not very convincing, Jane, girl. Whatever it is, I've got just a cure for it. Oh, here it comes. The station of fail going on at Watson's. A new hat would be the ideal tonic for you. I'm going down this afternoon for a small spree. How about coming with me? Small spree.

You know what would cure that? Crystal mess. My deal has got some. You know, the Joneses, little Bobby Joneses off the wagon. He's a delinquent, but he sells crystal meth. Keeps a pep in my step the whole afternoon. Come on, Judy, do a little bit with me. Would do some blow and get out some dill doze. It'll be fun. I wish they would say that. I know. But she's like, this is like, this is training women, right?

That buying things is the cure to any, is it cure to any will? I'm just going on the street. Not like, hey, what's wrong with you? You know, I'm depressed because we're so oppressed as, that's a sex. What do you think? My only time is fair. Oh, let's talk about it.

Not that. No, I've got just the kill for you. You know what the tonic is? A brand new hat. That'll keep you shut up for the next 15 minutes. It's exactly about it. Not that. No, I've got just the kill for you. You know what the tonic is a brand new hat That'll keep you shut up for the next 15 minutes. It's exactly where you need to be in the corner without talking No, I wish I could but it's just impossible. You've no idea how much I've got to do Remember I haven't got your dream kitchen to make things easier Mine strictly the nightmare type. And I wish

George would do something about it. All he's done so far is talk and not with any real enthusiasm. He wasn't busy asking about a new kitchen. Let's give George a break here. Hey honey, I want about $75,000 worth of new dishwasher equipment? Yes, ma'am! Right away! I mean, come on, we'll give George a break on this one. All right. This is clearly...

This is such a horset. This is a PSA, a public service announcement. Moving, you mean? We've looked at a couple of older houses, but that's no improvement. We've got an older house. If only there was some way of really selling George on the idea. The fifth freedom maybe. Freedom from unnecessary drudgery. Freedom to go shopping when the urge hits you.

Or when there's a sale going on. That's real freedom or Fail or no, say. Freight him to put makeup on every morning. To look beautiful for my husband. Thank God. Wow. Freight him to sleep in the other bed. So I don't have to be touched by a hot sweaty man.

The lines swung. Besides, my mother's been quite ill and cleaved, and then I've been thinking about taking the weekend off to visit her. I've got to get my clothes in the dryer. I'll show you a couple of my prize beauties. Prize beauties. I bought a new washer dryer. I remember showing my friends.

Hey, look at that. You bought me a thousand dollars. I know. I called you. You called me. You said, get up here right away. I said hey, I'm a grads the I'm a grads the judges the hotel is wrong the way over come on over and see these new prize beauties Astrid only has to spend seven to ten hours a week in here

You want to find Astrid should be playing with our new prize beauties Here's another load of my shitty draws Skid mocks and all. Take them up, girl. And why you're out of here? Get the dishes in the dishwasher. The load is in the dishwasher. I don't appreciate it. Don't forget to make me a big ham.

This set up makes any day wash day for me. How exciting. I don't know how I can do my drawing in any kind of weather. With a gas dryer. It couldn't be easier. Just a gas dryer. A gas dryer.

It's just a magnetic. They probably changed that. There's still gas dryers. There are. Oh yeah, plenty of them. Yeah, they still sell gas dryers. Yeah, it's a thing. There's a gas or a gas.

Probably is. Yeah. I had one in the old apartment that I lived in, but I think that apartment was a hazard in them. I think living there was a hazard. Yeah. It's like you had to be a raging alcohol living out of apartment complex.

It was like Melrose Place for AA, for future AA members. It was. I remember. Hey, look here comes Grandpa. Uncle, Grandpa. Uncle, Uncle, Uncle, Swimmy, Trunks. Hey, ladies. He's so dreamy.

Anybody want a beer? Anybody want a beer? Bud Light, Bud Light. Bud Light me. He's so dreamy. Yeah, I know I am. Not you, the guy, the much younger man. The new guy that just moved in.

But you're cute too. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.y, I know I am not you the god the much younger man Oh, the new guy to just move in But you're cute too. I like to come to you for advice. I Know you do I'll be waiting for you three in the morning when you come on in hammered cuz you just broke up with Billy For the fourth time this week. I remember seeing this washer in the magazine for the fourth time this week. I remember seeing this washer in the magazine,

I saw him at two, isn't it? It's right. Isn't there a little colored guide light that follows the operations through the various stages? What? This is the way women talk, back then. They were trained to talk like this. This is fucking insane, how the,

you are, it's like a gift to be born in this, I mean, listen, it's no dream, you know, it's no dream scenario in 2021 either. But I mean, imagine back then, these girls were talking like this. Yeah, you had very limited options. These two make wash day any day. Any days of wash day. I can't even do it all the time.

I used to just do it Thursday. It's not. Do it every day. And don't worry about drawing in any weather. I used to have to wait for a sunny day, but now my husband gets to beat me up if I don't do it every day. Oh, Judy, you're so lucky. Yes, I know exactly what's happening. I don't even have to watch a clock.

I usually sit around waiting for that dry cycle to be over. Wait a minute. You say you're going to visit your mother this weekend. You know, Jamie, my girl, this might prove a very fortunate trip for you. I don't get too far ahead in your house with. Now why should you have to lay out everything all nice and ready for Georgian Jimmy down to the last egg and can of salmon can of salmon when they eating back then if you watch some of these movies they have some wild you've noticed that there's no color in any of the food. It's like grain and yellow. And it's weird. Yeah, they had, they had one where they were talking about like what women should eat.

And when you know, I see many women who think that a soda and a bun cake is what they should have for lunch. Remember what you were taught. You know, meat, starchy vegetables, butter and yogurt, you know, and then maybe a little bit of sweets. Well, the sweets was like a jello mold, right? Right. With some kind of bean in it. Like, it was like a green bean in a... A green bean.

Oh, I really want a green bean cake for breakfast. Nothing like a green bean mold for breakfast Jani girl don't get to a head near a housework. Why should you have to Pick out every outfit George wears. Oh, well, I feel guilty about leaving them just like that. Oh No, I couldn't I'd have to make things easy for them after all after all after all, you've been going through, this might be the awakening for Friend George. The big bright dawn. It might do him a world of good to be left all along with Jimmy for two or three days in your kitchen.

Meanwhile, George is like, hey, boys, girls are on the town, get the strippers. Exactly, let's go out. Get the strippers in some blow, it's on a fine day to have a fine day. Chaney girls going out. Now with this brand new air conditioning, I can have strippers at the house any day of the week. Well, Jane finally got off for Cleveland. Still not too certain she was doing right by leaving George and Jimmy by themselves. Even though George was absolutely sure they'd get along just fine. That's what he says, just fine.

Will they just fine? I'm having the holes come over. That's right, you go. Yeah, you go. I'm having the Joneses and the Malakis, they're coming over for a swing as part. No one likes you anyway, Jayny. Yes, stick in the mouth. I want to divorce you. If there was such thing as a divorce attorney right now, I'd divorce you. You're an old stick in the mud. All you do is complain about the dishes and why can't you be more like Betty over here? Betty's excited about the dish work. Why can't you be more like Betty?

She likes to cook old. Bob utter a pivaca cool of three thousand for Christmas and they been using it every night. You insist on sleeping in the other room because you have to do housework. Can't you do your housework and get me off at the same time also? What's a wife for? You should have been doing the PS3. I know. All this blood and drama for nothing. I'm getting nothing out of it. You only give me a hand job every three days.

Spulps you. We need to go talk to another pastor. Because the pastor was always on the side of the man. You gotta watch the other. I watched so many of these videos and I wish I had time for them all. But you know, the pastor would be like, it's a, it's a woman's job to please a man. And if you're not ready for those kind of responsibilities, maybe a marriage isn't for you. How many times have you been in love, Janie? Oh, just twice. Well, that's one two many. You're clearly not right for anybody anymore. You're a matter of fact and God's eyes. You're a whole

no more marriage. It's good luck. You can't even come to the church anymore, Janie. Go find a job washing dishes and some diner, Janie a journey because you mine as well call it a day Call it quits. It's 1940. There's no room for sluts and holes. Yeah Jane has been away for all of two and a half day I cut this whole part out because it's extremely boring But you know the guy that have you ever seen a Christmas story? Yes, do you know the father in a Christmas story that actor that actor is the actor playing George really? Yes, and by the way, he plays George and when Janie goes away

George has to do a bunch of the regular housework, right? He's got to make dinner. He's got to do all this stuff and he gets angry at the at what's going on and when he gets angry He acts exactly like he acts in a Christmas story. It's rather unnerving actually. And if you remember, a Christmas story was set back in the 1940s when these PSAs would have been running.

This guy is like, it's just on, I don't know. It's like a time machine or something. It was like a trick that they pulled. When I saw him, I was like, is that a young, that's a young Christmas story, dad. Getting angry, just like he did in the Christmas story. He was yelling at his son and he was, I can't freaking open this can. Sam. I can't open this can of salmon. Son, come down here and help your old man. Get out the hard bone eggs in the salmon. We're going gonna have a mustard and butter sandwich. If we don't get this salmon open,

it's gonna be Jello green bean cakes for dinner. It's gonna be fruit cake and lard for dinner. Life was much different then. Yes. The whale's not working, we don't have any hot water. But the way she was welcomed back by George, you'd think she'd been gone a month. He slapped her three times!

Sorry, there are some dead silences in here, because it's like, there are... Also, if you notice about these 1940s... Well, here we go. Well, you'll be there early enough. The other time coming till seven. Look, I still have a couple of little things to do, but it'll only take a minute or so. Your famous sweet potato casserole. Only this time with shredded pineapple instead of orange juice. Oh! I didn't know that. only this time with shredded pineapple instead of orange juice. Oh! Oh!

I didn't know that. Oh! I had no idea sweet potato casserole. I had pineapple or orange juice. It's famous, though, apparently. Oh, it's your famous mashed potato. That's where I'd have put Dr. Pippa in it this time. The kids are gonna love it.

Oh! You two go over and sit at the table. Donald be back in a few minutes, George. a two-hour and a few minutes George is doing some last minute shopping for me a man shopping oh hey i don't want to forget the big news i would

out to pawn rich with hell and baker today and i broke fifty for the first time on nine hold and i don't know wait a minute how you mean to tell me

that with this big shunday or staring you in the face, you still have time for golf? Yeah. With all this, with all this housework, you still have time for golf? Your husband must be mad at you. Nothing to it. With this kitchen, it's a breeze.

Come on over. Look at some of the evidence. Right away, did you know that this kitchen won an award from the woman's home companion? By the way, did you know that they wrote in some peon in the script? The women's home companion. I'm sure that magazine was full of helpful tips, the liberation of women. And really, they thought of everything. The liberation of women. And really they thought of everything.

I just love the convenience and modern styling of this building gas range. How is lunch going to light the oven? I don't have to, it's completely automatic. You'll never guess what this sauce is for the baked hands. Equal parts of grape jelly and light mustard. Oh, I thought she was going to say co, coca-coca. Yeah, my music lays it with coca-coca. Yeah, not I was not thinking mustard and jelly, grape jelly.

I know that's not a combination I would think of either. Not my first choice to put on my ham. Hey, honey, can you get out some great jelly and mustard? I don't make put on my ham. Hey, honey, can you get out some great jelly and mustard on me for some ham sandwich? I do, I am old enough to remember. My grandmother making some of these rather strange concoctions. So, yeah, some of the weird or stuff that would come out to the dinner table.

Like I do remember, like, jello molds, you know, weird jello molds with strange things in them. You know, like pineapple bits or like. Or like a fruit mold. Yeah, corn candy corn and my grandma candy colored. And anytime there was a dinner, you always had ham. That's what you have. You got a ham, right?

So now as an adult, I don't want any ham. I don't want any more ham. Please keep me away from that. You get where this one is going. Like at the end of the guy buys a brand new house because you know, and this is a PSA that was she showed him. She showed him. She showed him.

Now I'll do all my housework for the rest of my life and I'm still. Can you imagine, Holy being born at a time like this when you're being just like spoon fed this bullshit? Like the propaganda type. Oh, it's total propaganda. Yeah, it's men making propaganda to keep women in their supposed place, right?

Yeah, and to sell appliances. It's just unbelievable. And listen, some of this, a lot of stuff bullshit still goes on. It's just much more manipulative now. It's much more secret, right? But do you think, I have a question. Do you think back in the 40s, when these women are like,

take the actresses that are a part of this particular? Find documentary This award winning film right here Do you think these women are on to something do you think there they go? Oh my god? This is such horseshit. Why are we? You know, or do you think back then I? Want to I'm my question is when I'm these, is do you think that the women were aware of what was going on? Do you think that women in general were like,

this is horseshit, we don't need to be sitting in there. And- I think eventually women were because things have changed. There was a rise up against this. But yeah, I think you know, I think when you see your mother do it, and then you're fed this, then that's kind of what happens. But yes, there wasn't awakening though.

I know there was an awakening. I'm just wondering, like, I don't know. I've always kind of had a wild spirit. I've never really paid attention to authority and stuff like that. I'm wondering if I would have watched one of these movies and been like, holy shit, what are they making these women do? Or if I would have been like, yeah, that's what you go to. That's right. Women wash me work. Yeah. I hope there was.

I hope there was too, but it's hard to tell because these videos make it clear that this is just exactly what was going on back then. Yeah, it totally seems unfair. Seems unfair. It's bunch of horseshit is what it is. You basically just had a 40. By the way, this thing was 40 minutes unfair. It's a bunch of horseshit is what it is. You basically just had a 40, by the way, this thing was 40 minutes long.

It's a 40 minute. 40 minutes, where were they showing this? Like, oh. On TV, I guess, are at schools or, you know, I don't know, bake sales. I don't even find it in bake sales. I don't know. I have no idea.

And movie theaters before movies started stuff like that or in the intermission, I'm not really sure, but there's 40 minutes of this shit. They're literally doing a commercial for how the new inventions of the day make life easier for women to be in the kitchen and in the house doing their housework and raising their family, which is exactly where they should be

according to these documentaries, right? So not like, hey, now that you have all this extra free time, you can go to college, you can get a job or now that it, now that it's easy, your lug nut fucking husband can do it too, right? Yeah, and share the responsibility. None of that. They did promote golf. They did promote golf. That one woman did go golfing. She broke a fidget. But only nine holes. Yeah, only nine holes. Because I don't have time for that.

You want to listen to how women get pretty? Oh, sure. Okay, here we go. Good morning, girl. I'm going to talk to you this get pretty? Oh, sir. Okay, here we go. Good morning, girl. I'm going to talk to you this morning about the way you look. Now, I've heard it said that we women attach too much importance to our appearance. So I'm going to reinforce those. I'm going to reinforce those.

But you gotta be right there right now. Good morning, girl. Oh, sorry. Hold on one second. I press something wrong here. Okay, hold on. Good morning, girl on one second. I pressed something wrong here. Okay, hold on. Good morning, girl. Good morning.

I'm going to talk to you this morning about the way you look. Now, I've heard it said that we women attach too much importance to our appearance, but that isn't true. After all the way we look, it exerts so much influence on the way we feel, and on the way other people feel about us that it really is very important. You've heard the old saying that it doesn't matter what kind of personality you have as long as you shut your mouth and look pretty. That's exactly what I'm here to teach you girls. I never a proverb more true. Confucius say. When I talk about good appearance or good grooming or looking your best, you probably think immediately of clothes or hairstyle or makeup. Well, I realize that those things are especially interesting to you,

and they are important, and I am going to talk about them. But please remember that they are just really the trimming. Just like me. The trimming, it's like a sherry. Yeah. So for a second here, I'm like, oh, this is going to be a movie about how like you work on the inside of it. That's what I was thinking, sir. And you're like, this is teaching girls. Yeah. It's a bridge too far,

hold it. It's a bridge too far. I think I'm a cake. If the icing is very good, or that's fine, but if the cake itself isn't good you soon lose interest in the icing so let's start with the excuse me miss Smith yes what the fuck are you talking about the cake and come back to the trimming later basically of course good health and intelligent physical care are the foundations of all beauty that intelligence but intelligent physical care yeah right the physical I mean the good of all beauty that intelligence but intelligent physical care yeah right the physical I mean the good health is good yeah yeah we all want a lovely skin shining eyes a beautiful smile and loads of peps it's like a horse we all want a huge

dits and a nice ass like Kim Kardashian but it can't be true. Bright eyes. Yes. By the way, Kim Kardashian is the new Mrs. Smith. Just letting you know something. But we can't have them except in a healthy, clean body. Clean body. What the clean body? And that's why we drink bleach girls. And I mean clean.

Remember you can't have good looks without soap without your virginity. There's no substitute for the daily bath as a groundwork for glamour. Start with the bath and with your virginity that's how it goes. Brilliant taste need brushing. Cleaning hair means frequent and thorough shampoos. You don't want Billy to smell any funk on you now, do you? When you're at the City Hockens dance, you don't want Billy to have any of that musty order, do you? Now, wash your insides and your outsides if you know what I mean. Does Miss Smith have to spell it out for you?

Watch my next documentary. Your period in me. We keep that air of freshness by using a deodorant regularly. It's a shortcut to social security. It's a social... What? It's a shortcut to social security. Keep an air of freshness by taking a French hoshaw every once in a while. Bay then perfume.

Oh my god. It's a shortcut to getting married. Oh, smells good, good. Smell bad, we're 40. Oh. Sleep comes next to tenderness as a beauty base. And I mean sleep. Not just go to bed if that means sitting up writing letters or listening to music.

Doing the devil's work, my writing letters and listening to music doing the devil's work my writing letters and listening to music with that hippity-hoppery bullshit turn off your Spotify and stop writing letters writing letter writing letters dear Johnny how the point and get in your back seat, Johnnie. Last time we were at the point, we were looking. I had a full-on orgasm. I don't even know what that means. I've seen lots of sparkling eyes and good confliction sacrifice to swing records at bedtime. I'm all from music and I'm sweating.

I'm swing record of bedtime. Is this a thing? I actually enjoy the thought of Elizabeth and the band. I can just see Judy at the same time. I feel the vibration. I've seen too many women. I've seen too many women become hauls with this into the swing music and writing letters after data. Now remember lights out by seven girls. That's how you get a husband. If you want that brand new kitchen, don't you? But there is a lot of sound sense in that old expression, beauty sleep.

So snap out that light early enough every night to get eight or nine hours of this most effective beauty treatment. Man, eight or nine hours, I'm lucky to get two or three! Right. I should take this lady's advice. I should bathe every day, wash my hair frequently, make sure I use the deodorant. It's a short cut to social security. I should turn off my swing records. All my swing records, I'm fucking with my sleep pattern.

I got a turn off cap got away earlier. Ha, swing records, eight to nine hours of sleep. Where were these people living? I guess back then you didn't have anything to do Well, right so you could go to sleep. Yeah, I mean, there wasn't you didn't have a cell phone to bother you all the time You know, they answer text messages. You didn't have TV to you know, get you know get your brain all world up before bed Yeah, I guess yeah To stay away from swingback so you can get you all 14 to 15 hours of sleep every day

That was the entertainment with the main records and writing letters I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep think a balanced diet consists of soda pop and the sandwich or a big gooey sundae a big gooey sundae it bothers me to think of so many women think of a lunch as a hot dick in a sundae what is going on where are our scruples let's remember what we're taught in home economics about a well balanced diet. Meat, cheese, eggs or fish, milk, butter, bread, fresh fruits, especially citrus fruits, green and starchy vegetables in proper proportion, and of course some sweets. Of course, McDonald's, Burger King, I mean, there's not like, crappy food there,

telling you to eat meat, butter, dairy, starchy vegetables, cheese. French fries from McDonald's. Ground beef with lots of fat, bacon, pork rinds. No. Put down the gooey sundae and get yourself something healthy, girls. Please go easy on fried foods. Well that one holds true.

Beautiful skin, vitality, glossy hair, all the things you want, begin with a balanced diet. So watch it girl, it pays big dividends. If you want shiny hair, eat more bacon grease. Put down that gooey gooey Sunday. Put down that gizz sandwich and get some bacon grease, girls. gooey Sunday. I guess they're like chocolatey, chocolatey-surfy. Yeah, baby. There we go. Can I have a jello Sunday, please? It's jello and ice cream mixed together. Then there's exercise, preferably outdoors.

And when I say exercise, many of you may think of work. Well, a little work is a helpful beauty hint, but so is outdoor play. I'll leave it to your own conscience, whether you work in the garden, ride a bike, play ball, hike, swim or ski. I try to spend some time every day outdoors, developing the grace that comes from toned up muscles and a complexion that goes with good circulation. Okay.

Wow. I'll leave it to your own conscience, whether or not you want to touch the dirt or not. I'll leave it over to your own conscience, whether you make out with Billy, but make sure you get outdoors once a day. Women flourish and fresh air. It's a scientific fact. They're doing studies right now over in Germany. Says that women who get fresh air,

blah have bigger bosoms, which attract better men. Come on girls, get it together. If you want Billy to be attracted to you, air out there for Jhinon once a week. Let her fly girls. What can I... ability to be attracted to you air out there for jenon once a week letter fly girls what kind of what shit is this where they come up with this stuff

yeah oh my god there's an institute institute for sexism somewhere in the united states history i know it and even the ordinary things that you do every day can help to make you more grateful but not if you do every day can help to make you more grateful. But not if you do them like this. Walking upstairs, reaching up to a high shelf, dusting, or can be good body conditioning if you use your muscles to do them vigorously. Doing the laundry.

Dusting, doing the dishes, folding clothes, doing the laundry, cleaning the toilets, the bathrooms, vacuuming the runs. Picking up the pot. Putting up the pot, putting it on the stove, cleaning the gutters, giving Jimmy a rub and Doug before he has to go back to work. All these can be great exercises. I'll leave it up to you all conscience. Just make sure you're doing one of those. The world falls apart girls unless you're doing the laundry.

Instead of flushing through them. I'd like to speak to you please Mr. Dimeson. Go right ahead. I want your girls to ask me questions. But if you get out of the line, I'll smack you. I want you to ask me questions. As long as you're prepared to take her up a hand to the right eye. I have what you called round face. But I wear my hair the way you said I shouldn't. But I don't see how things like that and posture and mannerisms and the other things will make a girl more popular if she's not pretty to begin with. Sometimes I like to shake you girls when you worry so much about being pretty or not being pretty. Well here comes the good lesson, right? Yeah, here comes the good lesson. Don't count on Dr. Judy. Although prisoners were a woman's only attraction,

if you spend just one month doing everything I talked about to make the most of your appearance, you wouldn't need to worry about being pretty or popular. You'd be pretty and popular. Just work on your appearance. Your appearance, but don't think about it. If you girls spent less time worrying about being pretty and popular and worried more about being popular and pretty, than everything would be fine.

What a shake you girls. I want to shake you girls. As a matter of fact, I'm going to its legal. I'm going to throw you right off this stage. How dare you question my motives. You're going to be nothing unless you take care of your appearance. Watch your hair, put dilder in it, it's shortcut, the social security. Make sure that you work out by doing laundry and

Choles around the house and please jerk off your man. These are important things ladies. The world will fall apart unless we Continue to do what we're doing. That's why I'm here to teach you in junior high school. They had to have been showing this in like the Homeactical. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah. By the way, which probably boys didn't even go to. They had to have been showing this in like the home address. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah. By the way, which probably boys didn't even go to. They were probably, that's for women and gay guys. I'm not going there. Yeah.

Oh, this, honestly, this goes on for, I have lots more of these. So maybe we can play and you wanna do a second episode on this. Yeah. All right, let's do a second episode on this because I feel like we're getting a little long in the tooth here. Hold on one second. Focus on something.

Yeah, you are. I know we're doing it. Sorry, I was playing around with the buttons. Woo! Yeah, it's hard to believe that this isn't that long ago. No. This is like 40, 50, 60 years ago. Yeah.

Which is like one generation, one lifetime of a human being. Yeah. So in other words, my dad was born in the late 40s, early 50s, I don't know what he's born. Yeah, late 40s, he's born in the late 40s. Yeah. So they were showing this kind of shit to my father. So I am just one human being,

Wow. Not generation, but one human being removed from learning this kind of bullshit. They just pass it along. Oh my god. No, he didn't. But I mean I think if you lived through the 60s and 70s, it was pretty clear that I think this was the 60s and 70s was all about. Yeah. Like that. Yes. Rebellion. Yeah, rebellion. And this is the government teaching you this. Like this is straight up government education. That is why they are teaching the women how to be subservient to men. Yeah, and look good.

And that's where your taxpayer, but dollars were going. But I guess back then it was mostly men working, so that's how it all started. Yeah. Wow. Fuck that. Thank God we got to, thank God we're a little bit further ahead. A little bit.

Do you mind going and setting out my outfit for the next episode? Yeah, I think you can, Sam. Yeah, we can. Go make me a Jello and Mustard sandwich. I'd appreciate it. Happy to, Brian. Thank you. Thank you.

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Your man's gonna be on soon and he'll want that ham on the table. That's right, with jelly and mustard. With that jelly and mustard ham, that sweet potato, with shaved pineapple and orange juice. That sounds fucking disgusting. Yeah. Citrusy sweet potatoes? Yeah. I guess you had limited,

it was limited stuff to cook with back then. That was. Right, yeah, there was no whole foods. You could walk and get 700 different things. It's like you had a grocery store full of some fresh fruits that were local and a couple of canned items you know from after the war like salmon. Oh, that sounds so gross.

Canned salmon, can you imagine? I cannot. Okay, that's all I can do for today. And so I'll say this, I'll bid you a do, and I'll say I love you. I love you. Best of you, Chrissy. Best of you.

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