The Commercial Break - Let It Go Vince!

Episode Date: June 17, 2022

It's been a long and insane 2.5 years and against all odds TCB has made it to 200 episodes! While the gang will celebrate at a later date they take time to reflect and thank the most important member of the TCB team...it's YOU! Bryan's house is filled with singing and dancing all day and night. His son has now started to sing in tune and Bryan realizes just how incredible that talent is for a toddler. The conversation brings up some recent incidents with world famous singers and their fading voices. Jon Bon Jovi, Vince Neil and Justin Bieber are all suffering from vocal issues. TCB investigates. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well, let me just ask you a really simple question. A lot of people think it's unbecoming for a preacher to live a life of luxury and to fly around in private jets. What's your response to that? Very simple. It takes a lot of money to do what we do. On this episode of the Commercial Break. And I'm so fucking picky about which episodes get

released and which episodes don't in which order, know that there's a lot of drama behind this thing, a lot of OCD behind the scenes. Yes, there is. Chrissy and I, we only put out the best. The best of the best. And so what's your hearing claim of the crop? The best of the best. The best of the best.

We can't do any better. It's kind of like a father's pride about that. It's like, wow, you're so young and you're already holding a tomb. And I'm in my age and I'm finding that it's harder and harder to hold a tomb. I'm not sure I could in the first place. Oh no, maybe we should replace some of those. I'm losing my touch! You ever have a touch to lose, Brian?

I'm not sure. We should be ready. Zadda! Zadda! Oh my god. The drummer looks like a skinny skeleton. Oh my god, did you feel his face? First of all, I think he's had some work.

Oh, he's had some work. He's blown up like a balloon park guy. He just looks like... He looks like if acid ref blown up like a balloon park guy. He just looks like He looks like if acid reflux was a person The next episode of the commercial break starts now I Oh Come back to another episode of the commercial Brian this is my dear friend Kristen Joy. Oh the best to you Chrissy That's a you Brian best you out there in the podcast audience. Thanks for joining us on yet another episode yet another episode Another one this the commercial break is all thanks to you 200 episodes. Here. We are high five

There we go 200 200 episodes, here we are, high five. What? There we go. 200 fucking episodes, man. It's hard to wrap your head around, quite frankly, that we've done 200 hours of this stupid fucking show. Already. It doesn't feel like 200 episodes.

No, because if you just count like our friendship before the podcast, then we're good. Yes, it's a large amount of time, and then compare it to the, if we had started with the podcast. We should have just started with the podcast back yeah it's a large amount of time compared to the If we had started with the podcast we should have started with the podcast back in 2007 we would be enemies long by now We already be separated We'd be in a podcast to force. I'm sure of it But it's thanks to you out there that we keep going. We really appreciate it

I wanted to just take a moment and recognize it for those of you that probably not paying attention But in case you are paying attention 200 episodes 200 hours have been released. There's probably 500 hours of material 300 of which will never be Especially in the early days. Yeah, well, there's probably a hundred hours and never even got recorded I know We would do half a show, and then it would be like, we're not recording. We, I've told this story a million times,

but there's one specific day that I'll never forget is the pandemic, it's the beginning, it's probably, we're probably in the teens, I would imagine episodes at that point. And we get online on this little program that we have to record. So she's on her computer, I'm on my computer in our separate houses.

We spend a couple of hours recording this particular episode and we put it in the can and I was so happy about it. I was like, this is fantastic. We didn't create a whole lot near my closet. It's like my laptop on my lap. Oh man. And so we get done like eight o'clock at night. Well, I got, I want to release it midnight.

So, wow, I want to release it midnight. That's what she said. So at, I'm going to edit the show at like 10 or 11 o'clock at night and I realized that I had never pressed record. The episode never recorded on this program that we were using. And so I text Chrissy at like 11, 30. I'm like, I'm sorry to do this, but do you think you can get on right now and do,

and we were recording at midnight, one of these episodes. And then we only had like 15 people listening. Why did we even fucking bother? Why, why didn't we bother? I know podcasters who are just like, I don't feel like releasing an episode today. I'm just gonna move on.

We feel so committed to this show that every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, we have to put out a new episode. And I'm so fucking picky about which episodes get released and which episodes don't in which order. Know that there's a lot of drama behind this scene, a lot of OCD behind the scenes. Yes, there is. Chrissy and I, we only put out the best. And so what you're hearing is a crop. What you're hearing is the best.

That's the best. We's the back, that's the back, that's the back. We can't do any better. There's so much worse in my computer. And we'll all release it as an NFT. We can do like a bloopers. Oh my God. There's like I've put episodes together of, you know, I guess bloopers, reels and stuff like that.

But thank you. They used like the best of, which didn't get very much traction. I know. I did a worst of the worst. The worst should do the worst. Yeah, I did. I did the best of the worst.

And I took all episodes that had never been released. Yes. And I took the best of that particular hour of material. And I put it, I spliced them all together. And I put it there. And the comment was like, one of the apple reviews was like, That's really bad. This is really, like who fucking cares?

Now, granted it was episode 53. It wasn't really all that great, but you guys don't care for the best of those. They just don't like it. So now I feel so self-conscious about doing a bit, like re-releasing an episode. A lot of podcasts, they'll re-release episodes if they go on a break.

Yeah, here's number 53 or here's number 22 or the fans like number 67. Our fans don't like anything, so I can't really send you the old episode. We're just committed to new content. That's right. But it's been a wild ride. Thank you very much to you, Chrissy. Thank you very much. Thank you very much to you out there in the podcast.

Many laughs have been had. Oh, yeah, this is kept us going through. This kept me going through the pandemic. It's true. A couple of children. Yeah. That's a couple of children That's a couple of shitty dogs. Yeah, two different houses So thanks everybody

I just wanted to take a moment and recognize that I don't want to spend too much time on it because next week We will celebrate in high style of a big blow. Well, go and we'll review some of the old episodes that we find that some of the bad Episodes out there that we just I don't want to take them down because I want to have the full catalog out there. Yeah. But there are episodes that I would take down if I could. We'll do that, we'll give ourselves the same treatment we give to everybody else on this show. All in good fun, all in good love. We're gonna play some games.

We'll have a few of your favorites on. So next week, we're gonna celebrate 200 plus in style. But today, we got a great episode for you. So let's get right to it. Yes, happy Friday. Happy Friday to you. I wanted to take one minute, and last episode we were talking about caffeine,

caffeinated beverage. Oh, let me say something too real quick. If you're noticing like a buzz or a hum in the background, that is a fan that we have going on in the studio, because yesterday, I almost ended up in the hospital, a bad combination of hot tea, caffeine, and a hundred degree heat outside. And we literally had to stop the show

because I needed a breath. So we got a fan in here, all these hot lights. I felt like I was fucking melting Chrissy. Yeah, you were hot. Did I look bad? Did it look like I was sweating? No, it didn't. No, Chrissy's not paying attention then.

She's like my wife. She's like my second wife. There's another woman in my life that pays no attention to me. That's my- You seemed fine, but then when I noticed you were drinking the hot tea. Yeah, I know, okay.

It was a little stupid of me to drink the hot tea. My poor air conditioner's just trying to keep up against all these stupid studio lights we have in it. Who fucking cares? No one cares about what we look like. But we were talking about caffeine yesterday and I found the 45 most caffeinated beverages. I won't go through all of them, but by ounce, are you ready

by fluid ounce? Okay, yeah. The most caffeinated drink in the world by fluid ounce is something called dine-up prep. Sounds like you're getting ready for a fucking colonoscopy. It does. I was going to say the same thing. You know, caffeine gets me going in the morning. It gets my stomach going in the morning. Yeah, it does. I know a lot of people, for a cup of coffee, for a lot of people, is like, head straight to the shitter. I knew that. It's a diuretic.

Coffee is a diuretic. Oh it is? I didn't know that. Because at Clear Channel, everyone would come in, they'd get their cup of coffee, and then you went into the men's bathroom. Head to the next floor. Yeah.

There would be any floor in the building. It's like, you would go to that bathroom sometimes like right around nine o'clock in the morning. Yeah. Is it because you guys are waiting in line? Because it was one stall to take a shit at. are the building. It's like, you wouldn't go to that bathroom sometimes like right around 9 o'clock in the morning. Is that you guys waiting in line? Because it was one stall to take a shit at. It was like, what are you doing? I'm waiting, you know, people being there for an hour.

Anyway, Dina Prep has 714 milligrams of caffeine per fluid ounce. Now, the recommended dosage, how they they sell it is in point one for fluid ounces But it's still the most caffeinated beverage think about that. That is a fucking shit on That's crazy. Is that legal? I guess Yeah caffeine is a perfectly legal joke, but there are many people who have experienced like heart palpitations I can imagine now to give you an idea, I said Starbucks had 200 milligrams of coffee, I was wrong, it had 20 milligrams. I can't believe you were selling wrong facts.

I already said, but I prefer to say, I have no idea, I'm just pretending. How much did it have? 20 milligrams of coffee, a Starbucks regular coffee, but it's not the most caffin, 20.6. Coffee, bean and tea leaf coffee has 20.8. It's the most caffeinated regular coffee you can drink. Okay.

The most coffee, the most, the top coffees like canned coffees that you can get are Nescafe iced Java, has 117 milligrams per ounce. Wow. That's insane. Jolt Cola, which I was talking about, as 10 milligrams per fluid out. So it's rather tame.

Well, that seems tame, yeah. It seems same. But they were like in my hometown where I lived, I was built. Yeah, I mean, and I think back then, nothing had that much kind of feeling. You know this, what was the top one again? 714.

Yeah, Dina prep. Dina prep. Asso prep. Asso, colon blade. What's that colon blow? Do you remember that? What was colon blow? 714 Dina prep Assop prep What's that colon blow? Do you remember that? What was colon blow colon blow was from a movie? You know what I watch the other day coming to America totally off topic coming to America The classic all right, so there you go. There's the actual facts behind the bullshit that I said yesterday. All right, I'm glad you followed up with that.

Fact news and fiction in 30 seconds or less. Or your money bag guaranteed. Go to tcbpodcast.com in case you want to hear that. I, my son's starting to sing in tune. Oh. So like, you know, for anybody who has children and I don't want to make this about, you know, this show is not about children.

If you have your children listening to this show, you're a fucking moron. I don't do it. this about, this show is not about children. If you have your children listening to this show, you're a fucking moron, but. I don't do it. But I have a couple of children, so I look good part of my life revolves around children, and especially young children, because both of my kids are under the age of five,

and so we sing a lot in this house. We sing and we dance a lot. It's our thing. Yeah. And the kids love the music and all kinds of music, but they like the kids music, and right now, and we go through phases. So it'll be frozen for a couple of weeks, and then it's monster zinc for a couple of music, but they like the kids music. And right now, and we go through phases. So it'll be frozen for a couple of weeks,

and that is Monster Zinc for a couple of weeks, and then it's in Conto, and Huey Lewis in the news, we went through a phase there, sing the movie, we had a lady Gaga moment, Van Halen, Pearl Jam. Those movies are great. That's great. If you don't have children, and you are robbing yourself of the opportunity

to see some of these animated movies, it's, they are great, no matter children and you are robbing yourself of the opportunity to see some of these animated movies It's they are great no matter what age you are and when I didn't have children and I was in my 30s and my friends had children I always thought and they would be like oh come over and watch a movie You don't have some popcorn we can drink a beer and the kids are gonna watch whatever you know and I'd be like frozen My friend best friend and his kids watch that frozen movie a hundred fucking times when it first came out on Elsa and Anna. And every time I would stand outside drink beer, smoke cigarettes and just be like, what the fuck am I? I'm over here on a Friday night watching fucking frozen.

A fuck, should be at the strip club. But the one time that they got me to watch this movie, I had fucking tears in my eyes before the goddamn end of the movie. I love it. I love it. I love it also. Let it go. Yeah, just let it go.

You should not rob yourself of the opportunity to see these animated movies. Which could also be the Dyna prop, you know, slogan, let it go. Yeah, let's just let your aim is go. Dyna prop. I swear to God, that sounds like colonoscopy shit, doesn't it? Well, Mr. Green, you're gonna have your colonoscopy tomorrow, so no, no solid foods after midnight. Make sure you take three diet of prep.

You'll be crawling up the tree outside shitting yourself. So the kids are singing and now I realize that my son is starting to sing in tune and he's got it I mean, he's got it. He's got like he's key can hold a note I mean actual note in key and he's young. Yeah, and it's amazing. He could be 34 P How long is it gonna take for that could to be embarrassed? He's gonna fight He's gonna see that one of those episodes about 33 P Yeah, he's like oh my god dad. episodes about 33p. He's gonna be like, oh my god, dad, what were you thinking? I was thinking I could sing.

He's already better singer than I am. He's four. That's awesome. It's awesome because he's actually singing the words, and he's singing them in tune, and I'm just, it's kind of like a father's pride about that. That's sure. It's like, wow, you're so young and you're already holding a tune. And I'm, in my age, and I'm finding that it's harder

and harder to hold it too. I'm not sure I could in the first place. I don't know, maybe we should replace some of those. I'm losing my touch. You should never have a touch to lose, Brian. I'm not sure. We should replace it. We should place some of those old 33.

So one of the things, why I'm saying this and why this is all correlating into our topic today is because I realize that when you got it, you got it. It's one of those things that you pick up on and you got it, right? If you can sing in tune, you can sing in tune from very early age. I'm sure you can train yourself to sing in to tune.

But sometimes I think singing is one of those things or being able to catch a tune. It's one of those things that you get and you probably never lose until your vocal chords actually go, right? There is a new tour coming out this summer and starting here in Atlanta, it's going to start next week here on June 16th, I think. Or maybe no tomorrow, tomorrow night. Oh my God, I know what you're going to say. You know what I'm going to say? You invited me to go to this. Did she really? Oh yeah, but it's been rescheduled.

Like 100 times. Yeah, you know why it's being rescheduled? It's just no one can fucking sing on this tour. Let me explain the tour real quick and then I want to hear your Rachel's story. No, it's just that she invited me. She invited me to go. I can't go tomorrow now, but I was gonna go two years ago.

Okay. Oh yes, everyone's talking about this. It's been rescheduled. But now everyone's almost half dead and they can't sing right? It's like people are walking out of concerts poison Bon Jovi Montly crew Skid Row and who else is that for leopard all on this Skin row was on I think they were on it. I don't know. Okay, so let's put skid row aside I know the big I know the big boy. Yeah, Molly crew. Def leopard. Yes.

Bon Jovi. What did I just, yeah, go see? Yeah, go see. I've got a look at text here. Let me see here. Motley crew, poison. Def leopard, Motley crew, all together. For those together again.

Together again, they were never together. I mean, all of these bands are. Okay. It's Def leopard, poison, and Motley crew. Okay. Def leopard. That's at least what's playing this week. So I think Bon Jovi I think Bon Jovi at one point might have been part of the store But I think they have had to back out. I don't know. Don't hold me to that

But let me explain These are three of the biggest bands from the late 1980s. Oh, yeah, for sure until Guns and Roses came and swung their large cocks and wiped them all off the musical effects of the earth, right? And Guns and Roses was the 90s was better by a measure of 50,000. I mean, what they had to offer was so much better than anything anybody had ever heard in rock and roll that all of these other bands we came obsolete overnight, basically, and then quickly after Guns and Roses came Nirvana and Pearl Jam and he's sound gardener and all this other stuff. These guys who are up there trying to sing, I think there's just at some point, Chrissy, you just have to give the fuck up. Yeah, you do. Except they probably need money. This is a money grab. That's all this is a money grab.

But I don't know who these fuckers are. I mean Rachel, I don't know why she's paying these people. Well, I think she bought the tickets like two years ago. It doesn't matter. Two years ago, it's not that long ago. They weren't much better back then either. I mean, no offense to Rachel, but like, why are we paying? I mean, I want to- It seems like a fun thing two years ago.

Okay, okay. It seems like a fun thing to- First backtops change. But that's it. It's like you're going there on ago. Okay, okay. See, like a fun thing to change. Perspectives change. But that's it. It's like you're going there on, I guess if you're going there in just the hopes to catch some nostalgia and where you're old T-shirt.

Maybe it's just to see the spectacle. Now that I might do. Now I might pay the money just if I could record it and see the spectacle. Because the guys that are on this tour, ladies and gentlemen, have no, maybe with the notable exception of Brett Michaels, maybe, have no more voices. And his bandana.

Yeah, it's bandana, that's holding his fake hair on his. Yes. He doesn't have any hair on that head, you know he does that. That's why he's wearing the bandana. Brett Michaels is the lead singer of poison, and there's probably plenty of you out there who may have no fucking clue who these bands are. Their bands from the late 80s checked them out.

They were the biggest baddest things ever. They ruled the airwaves on MTV. Everywhere they went, they sold out stadiums that were playing Wimbley to 150,000 people at a time. Yeah, they really were. It was just insane. People went crazy for what was called hair metal, which is really cock rock,

which is really bad rock and roll is what it is. It's guys with long hair and makeup on that, you know, saying some awful fucking music. But I understand. Back then, you know, when I was nine, it sounded good because it was the only thing that I knew. Right. It was just gonna shoved in my face by MTV. Yeah, I was new. That's cool. So now they're on this reunion tour. 40 fucking years later, they're going, 35 fucking years later, they're going on this reunion tour. And I have done a little homework. I've done a little investigation as many people

on the internet have about how these guys are holding up as they go into this tour. I've included Bon Jovi in this. I thought Bon Jovi might have been part of the tour at one point. Maybe he'll jump on later or something. Let's start with Bon Jovi and we been part of the tour at one point. Maybe he'll jump on later or something. Let's go, let's start with Bon Jovi and we'll end with Montenegro. Okay.

Bon Jovi, here's my opinion. Bon Jovi was a little bit unlike the rest of these car park bands. I agree, I agree. The little softer, they took a different kind of approach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he had a little more depth. It seemed like to him, you know, living on a prayer. Living on a prayer. Saying about, you know, real life.

I'm a cowboy. Yeah, real life things. I'm a cowboy on a steel horse ride. And I'm on it. That was for a movie. I think that was for a movie. Young guns. Oh, was it for young guns?

I think it was. Okay. But, okay, was it for young guns? I think it was. Okay. But the little to prayer in that album. The ruin wet. Yes. Which had the boobs. That's awesome. I love it.

Oh my God. It was New Jersey Cockroach. I think it was. It was kind of like a mix between, if you even know who this guy is, between Bruce Springsteen and this hair metal. I think that's kind of the best way to explain it. A coup stick. Richie Sam Borah, John Bon Jovi playing together.

They were in like this New Jersey cover band and then they got pop, John Bon Jovi wrote a song that got very popular and they formed this band. And Richie Sam Borah was kind of the heart and soul of this band. He came up with all the, I think he came up with most of the guitar licks. And he would sing backup vocals to John. But what people don't realize about singing a lot of times is when you hear it on an album, it's layered. It's multi-layered. So when you hear that big, thick, full voice of somebody's, oftentimes it's not really that thick or that full.

They're just layering literally. Same tune, same note, same full. They're just layering literally same tune same note same cord They're just layering it so it gives a and they might like buy like Millionth of a second does it give a big bomb I got a big bottom right now. I got a big bottom. I got a huge front I'm in the pocket I used to go and watch this, remember the Brandy House here in Atlanta? Yes. The Brandy House here in Atlanta,

like this place where all the hippie bands would come and play and you know, everyone would noodle around, they'd noodle around and smoke crack in the corner. And it's like 92 years old. He was my age when I was his age. He just seemed mighty. Yeah, he just seemed 92. it was uncool to the max and he'd be stay And he'd always be out in the dance floor noodle and around and anytime the bass player would Would do something cool. He'd go. He's in the pocket man. He's in the pocket

So he's the call of pocket He's in the pocket I know what that means, but all right. Cool. I guess it's good. Yeah. You know where to get any cocaine. You look old enough to know where to get cocaine.

No, we get cocaine. You know where to get ladies. If you know where to get ladies, I know where to get cocaine. That was a good trade. So Bond, Yobi, never I think, even if you go back and listen to some of the very early live stuff, his voice is good, but it's never, if you always know that Richie Sambor

is adding to this even in the live show. Right, okay. John Bon Jovi has been on the tour. Bon Jovi has now, Sambor left the band, he got kicked out because he was in alcoholic and he was sleeping with everybody's wives and he was like a real rock star. And, and kind of a mess too.

Like, I don't want to make fun of alcoholism because it was, it was very serious. And for him, it was, it, I heard, or I've read that it was life threatening. John Bon Jovi has been on a tour, picking up from where COVID left him off. He's been on a tour and people have been walking out of the shows.

Oh, no. Because John BonJovie sings like a horse that's being kicked in the testicles. It is fucking awful. Oh no. Now, he had COVID, right? And it's very possible, some people think that this is because of COVID. Some people think it's because he's had many

vocal injuries that have been public and he smoked for a long time and he drank for a long time and even when those vocal injuries happen, he never took the time to recover from, he never took care of himself. Okay. Right. Now, John Bon Jovi from 10 years ago and the John Bon Jovi that's singing in 2022 is two totally different fucking things.

Really? And I want to give you an example. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's listen to, let's listen to John in 2002. Hold on one second. Hey podcast fans, it's time for the commercial break inside of the commercial break.

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And I found some Punjambad dovy. Here we go. Ready? OK. Is this this current? This is 20. No, this is 2002. OK.

2002. OK, go. 20 years ago. 20 years ago. This is current. This is 20 no this is 2002 okay, 2002 By the way, Bon Jovi never not selling out amphitheaters and huge arenas, no matter what year it is. So unlike Poison and Montlichru and Skid Row or whoever, Def Leopard, never went through a phase where they were not selling out. So this also makes them a little bit different than some of these other bands. They never experienced, at least they never they never had them. They're not like spinal tap like one day they're selling out the Georgia dome and the next

the next day they're playing your cousin's vomit. It's not like. There's Richie. Richie's a rock god. He is. He was married to Heather Locklear. Yeah man, she was smoking hot. Look how many fucking people are there. Yeah, hot.

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He's pushing out very nasally Singing just listen, it's like it's very flimsy But he's holding a tune he's got a tune The ultimate love song The ultimate love song. You could tell it's 2002 because everyone's holding up their digital cameras. That's right. You know what I'm saying? Some guys got like a boombox.

Press record when living out of Piracabzoan main. You hold down the play in the record button at the same time. You're a certain age if you know what I just said. Okay, we get it, right? He's got a rather commanding... He's holding on to the tune. He's commanding the audience. He's a showman for sure. He's letting the audience do the hard work on the... They're singing. They're singing. Richie's behind him, singing the high notes. Everyone's happy and going, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,

I've probably shoot somebody to play that song 3000 times in my life. I feel like if you do one more, wow, I'm gonna kill you. Okay, now, let's fast forward 20 years. This is a before and after. This is a before and after. You just heard living on a prayer, 2002,

that's go to Bon Jovi, 2022. Sans Richie, San Bora. Okay. No San Bora. No San Bora. Okay, here we go. This video quality is not as good because that was professionally recorded. This is recorded by some jack hole with his camera.

Ah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Okay. Yeah! First thing we notice is that he got George Bush's wife What happened to your hair? He's got to be in his 60s, right? I guess.

In his late 60s, probably, he must be. He must be. Okay. So, okay, aging aside. Does he have American flag on his jacket? He's always given those speeches where he's never really, if he's like the commercial break, he's never really know what he's up to with politics. He's always alluding to something but never he's like,

I just wanted to say with all this going on in the country right now, it's crazy, it's crazy. We have more in common than we do apart. Let's get together. We got to live on this earth together. Meanwhile, what? And he almost fell getting up the stairs. Yeah, he's frail. He looks frail. Yeah, it does. His hair looks frail. He looks frail. Yeah, it does. His hair looks frail. It does. And hair looks like it's about to fall off. It's fishy. I know.

He's probably hanging on to every threat. Yes. Tell you what's living on a parade. It's his bangs. Yeah. Haha. Haha. Haha.

Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha. Oh Holding his head is holding his hand up high with the microphone yeah He's thinking to himself you paid 700 dollars You Why are they holding his arm Oh Why are they holding his arm?

What is this? What's happening? He's like head to the senior citizen, oh, he's trying to escape the senior citizen and there's two bodyguards holding his left arm I know I think they don't want them to fall. Like, you know, obviously, he's frail. I think this might have to do with COVID. I'm not sure, but listen to that voice. Yeah. It is ragged, changed.

That's a turtle getting smashed on the highway. That's what I imagine that sound is like, Oh. Oh. If I told I for love. Oh Oh Now you sing yeah Whoa

Look at the lady behind him like a Walmart Mumu. She's like, don't worry John, I'll sing for you. The young groupie is like he's dead. No. God. She's wearing like a SpongeBob Squarepants Mumu. She's just singing her heart out. She loves it. Oh yeah. Well he's a showman. You got to give him that.

Yeah. Okay. We need more wawa. John, come in here for a second. I listened to this song. It's very good. Very good. But I think we need some wawa. Can you put some wawa? Wawa, wawa, wawa, wawa, wawa.

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He's probably breaking his hip right now. He just said Barbara. He's got something. He could make it more stylish. I mean, okay, it's great. He's like one of the richest dudes in rock. He doesn't have a hair style. He'll make it more stylish. That's cool.

That's cool. That's cool. I mean, poor, poor John poor John yeah on top of it This is like this is what I'm afraid of and his bond joe v has last night. No, it's not but John Bonnie a joe v. Okay, Bonnie a joe v. Was their first manager? I believe Got it. Bonnie a joe v. Okay, I think that's the story. Yeah, I meant this or I have about this before saying we should just add like Chrissy Bonholy. Chrissy, Brian Bongrin, it doesn't work, it's not the same. Bonholy is good though, I'm gonna start calling you Bonholy.

Bonholy! Sounds like we're in the sound of music. A couple more minutes and then I'm gonna tell a story about John Bon Jovi concert. Oh! Oh! Oh no! You can't even push something though! You just spent your paycheck on shit. I just defend.

I have to say I've seen a couple of specials with him on CBS on a morning where he he does a lot. He has a kitchen and jersey. I have a kitchen too. No, the more he helps, he feeds homeless people. I do too. I feed the dogs. I would be homeless. They would be homeless, but I took them in. I take them in. What is he doing? What are you doing, John? You're just feeding them. I got them living with

me. They're in my bed. One of them walks around and barks at me all day long. All right. So you, so something's going on with John's voice and people are walking out of the concerts and they're they're putting posting bad reviews. I have to say this is kind I have a little bit of empathy for him because I don't think his voice was ever that great live. I think he's always been very thin probably the cigarettes and the smoking and the damage is all done. It's all taking its toll. He's all done. He's done it all. First of all for the money in the fame but second of all for the fans, right?

So I also think that it's easy to sit here and judge, you know, what's going on with someone else. John has always, to me, I'm not a huge fan of John of Bon Jovi, the band. It's not, like, it's not my thing. But they always seem to put on a good show. People seem to love him. And you're right. They do do a lot of good.

He does do a lot of good. He was down there in the 9-11 and in the whole 9 yards, right? But his voice just awfully should hang this up. To charge people 150 dollars. He should just lip sync and, you know. People didn't even care. Yeah, they wouldn't care at all. But he's already even caught, I think, a timer too, lip sync.

Yeah, I think so. I think it was like a big controversy about that at one point. Sean Bond, Jobygate. Yeah, he had to have bought it. John Bond, Jovey Gate. Yeah, John, Jovey Gate. Jovey Gate. Living on a prayer, did you sing it live? Yes or no, John? Ha, ha, ha.

Raise your hand and swear to the rock gods. Are you saying that live? But you can tell that I think people have reason to be upset. Yeah. It seems like most of the people are having fun. And I've watched a lot of these videos over the last couple of days. Yeah. And most people are like, ah, whatever I came people have reason to be upset. It seems like most of the people are having fun. And I've watched a lot of these videos over the last couple of days.

And most people are like, ah, whatever I came to have fun. And, you know, we had fun. He was a great showman. And he went to the gym. We were in a hard time. I suggested that AKA, I was too sure. It's the one time a year I get to do blows.

I couldn't hear anything. I was high on LSD. That's a great to me. Me and my wife took X to see. I tried to get a pregnant, we're 70. I went to a John Bon Jovi concert. Bon Jovi concert. You did.

One time with my ex-wife, she was so excited about this. She was so into Bon Jovi. And I just was like, ah, whatever. But we went at the old Phillips arena, right? And I guess this is still Phillips arena. We went to Phillips arena and we got really good seats. Like some guy that she worked with ended up giving us his sweet seats.

So we walked underneath the building. We went to the private club. Sweet, sweet, sweet. Sweet, sweet, sweet. Sweet, sweet, sweet. I went P.P. in the sweet, sweet. I got some P.P. in the sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, I went pee pee in the sweet, sweet, I got some pee pee in the sweet, sweet, private bathroom and everything. You're in your own

store. Okay. And then we come out, we get our seat. You can't, you have to be careful. You can only do number one in the sweet. No, you can't do number two. You don't want to fuck. Bank up the place. I remember at the brave stadium a couple times we had like some HVAC guys we were trying to impress and they came in there dropped a couple of them dropped a couple double-doses It had six foot longs in a bud light and we're like Great seats man. I'm like I can't tell I can't smell anything The all of section two one two is They're calling haz men right now.

That's a great shitter you got in there. What is the moment three thousand? I just installed one of those the other day. So we get out to the seat and we're right side-states, like you know, stage left, right there, you know, pretty close. And there are a couple of, there are two rows in front of us, but those two rows where we are, they're blocked off. Like there's the six chairs right in front of us

are blocked off. And there is what looks like a tabletop, like this tabletop right there in front of us, right? And I'm like, that's fucking strange. Why do they have a table here? But we don't think much of it. Buh, buh, buh. Night goes on, show goes.

You know, remember Chris Dottry, the guy from American Idol? Yes. He came out before and it was the moment when he had that song, like, you know. I'm coming home when the breaks were over, but no, as you can see the feet of baby. Right, right, right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Song that everybody loves. I's on every fucking Chevy commercial okay never before have I ever seen opening band more more people watching the opening band that actually watched upon Jovi okay yeah he was his moment yeah and that one song everyone you couldn't hear anything because he was deafeningening. Come in, people crying. I'm like, what the fuck is this? It's American Idol. So John comes on, Bon Jovi comes on, Scott St. Bore with the whole nine yards, halfway through the concert, they take a break, okay? They take a break and yeah. And then all of this sudden,

guys with lights and radios, and he's like, he's going like this to me and to me and to my ex-wife. And he's like, you know, you say, stay right here guys. Stay right here. And I'm like, I wasn't going, what the fuck am I going to go? It was a tabletop in front of me. Oh my god, I got to go with Pp and the sweet sweet. What are you going to do?

Can I pee pee on the sweet sweet toilet, pee pee on the tabletop? What are we doing here? And all of the sudden, another guy, two guys with flashlights come out and they're like, got their flashlights on the ground the lights at just house lights had just gone on people were going crazy because they knew that the band was coming back on and guess who pops up right and fucking front of us John Bon Jovi okay that's it's like a stand that he's gonna stand on in the crowd crowd a couple of songs and there we are right fucking there I'm looking at

Bon Jovi's dick for three songs. I got John Bovi. I'm gonna be with the Beastie, but I got John Bovi, John Jovi's dick right in front of me. He's gyrating and swaying and I'm like, this is uncomfortable. And like the jumbo chan and the, you know, the shining light on us. I'm like, I'm gonna hide my head because I'm like, I don't want to be on Shawn about Jovi's dick shot. I'm like in between his legs. He's gyrating and I'm like, hey! You're ex-wife.

You go here. You're Julie, you want to switch to me because the way this looks, it looks like I'm giving Bon Jovi head. But the flashlight. It was so crazy. You had Beastie Boy dick in your face? I did. Well, we went to the Beastie Boy's concert and my sister and I, and we ended up making friends.

We were about halfway back from the stage on the floor, Phillips Arena. Same thing. And we ended up making friends with the security guy, had him watch my purse. That was dancing. And then he said, hey, look, I'm going to tell you something. They're going to go down underneath the thing, and they're going to come up right over here if you want to go over there to the side.

Oh, cool. And Kelly and I said, yeah, we're going over there. So he watched my purse. And Kelly and I ran up in Shurna, Beastie boys pop up on the side. Wow. They're on like a whole thing. And we're like, yeah. and then this one girl got so excited

that she dumped a whole red drink all over my sister. Oh, you're kidding me. She just like dumped it all over? Yeah. Yeah. I can't like this. Like shit. Well, a small price to pay for being in front of.

For being right there. And rock. Yeah, for being for the air. I was so fine. I love the Beastie place. That same type of swell of audience did not happen for John Bonjoby. First of all, the security was all around us.

And second of all, I think people were just too old and didn't give a shit, like maneuver their way. Remember how he said there was never a role in the live audience, the place was packed. He didn't have an album out. There was nothing to talk about for years, right? Yes. But it was still packed, but it wasn't that kind of like

beatomania bullshit going on. You know, it's people were, I think they were there because they had season tickets to the hawks and they were like, well, I remember that guy, let's go see him. But even then his voice wasn't, I'd remember it not being fantastic, it wasn't great. Okay, let's move on to the next band

that's on this tour that I have video evidence and proof of why you should not be paying to go to this tour. Probably get sued for malfeasance or some bullshit. We've talked about Vince Neil a million times on this show. A million. Wow. Wow. Wow. Vince Neil is a different story altogether. John Bon Jovi, I got a little bit of empathy for. Yes. Yes. Because I got a little bit of empathy for him. Yes.

Because I think he just, Respect for him. Yeah, his voice is just blown. He shouldn't be doing this anymore. Maybe COVID pushed it way over the, maybe he was headed that way anyway, because he's never been fan, you know, you can tell the progression over the years is bad.

Yes. But, Molly Cruz, a different story altogether. This is fucking joke, a yoke, a Vince Neal. He is just taking people's money and he doesn't give a shit. He does not know the lyrics to his own songs. It's crazy. He can't be bothered to put a teleprompter in front of him and sing a fucking song properly. Are you ready? I'm about to present video evidence of this, why you should not be paying

to go to the store and why there is now some word what I read online though, I don't know this, it was just a rumor in the first place. Here's your fiction for the day that they may have taken Vince Neal off the monthly crew, like, monthly crew may be looking for a new singer because of how bad. I mean, somebody else could probably do a better job. Oh my god, this is awful. Okay, this is Vince by himself doing a show I think in Illinois earlier this year, he's got a, you know, he's just kind of piece the band together and the band is, okay, listen.

Here's the point. If I'm, if I'm in, let's say I'm in 33p still, right? I'd like to think I'm in. Still trying to make it. I think I'm still trying to, still waiting for that big break. Still waiting for Sonny's side up to bring me Royalteach X. Still waiting for that Side Up to bring me Royalteach X. Stully, stully. Still waiting for that rage against the machine

in color to do great. You know, the one that turned into a city cherry pie. You got that right commercial. I did. I did. Sunny Side Up. What year is FOMFresh? Egglands best, only the best chickens will do.

Free range. You can have your chickens. Anyway, any your eggs, any way you like it. Stully, stully. and best only the best chickens will do. Free range. You can have your chickens anyway, any your eggs, any way you like it. Say that out. That's it. If I think that if I was in, if I'm in my 50s and I'm still trying to be out there

and making a living, and say I had like one or two hits, like Montenegro did, right? That I wouldn't be trying to act like I was still 22. I didn't think I'd be like a mature rock and roll statesman. Right. Like a... You did a cut like a horrope.

I would be wearing one of those wigs. That's a statesman. Like the... A powdered wig. A powdered wig. A human declare you are a 33 penis concert. I can help your states when they're rock and roll. Yeah, there's a way to age grace.

Like a daddy vetter type or a Bruce Springsteen type. Right. You know, I'd probably be that popular. But these guys are still pretending that they're 21 years old. Exactly. Living in a bus and, you know, grooming and printing and prancing around.

Look at the band that he's put together along with the singing that's awful go to youtube.com slash to commercial break I promise you it'll be worth it oh let me try on the full reaction chat here here you go Oh Yeah, that guy's the Tommy Lee oh My god drummer looks like a skinny Skeletor I think he's had died on stage Neal his face first of all I think he's had some work. Oh, he said some work. He's blown up like a balloon pork guy He just looks like

He looks like if acid reflux was a person I think he's got ear pods in and he does I think he's actually taking a phone call Oh It's I only know that one second on me right back. I gotta sing the song real quick Oh, I think he's chewing gum. He's doing seven things a singer should never do. They're blowing smoke all over the stage. He's got his head. He's got his ear pods in.

He's probably listening to another Shakira or something in his ear. He's chewing gum. He's chewing gum and he's he runs across the stage a couple of times for those of you not watching he runs a couple Well runs a strong guy. Okay, he Gallops walks pass Gallops like a fat horse On the stage and then he's out of breath Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I like that bass. I like that bass. I like that bass. Who's got my paycheck?

What time, darling? I'm looking for my lima scene gotta get back to hotel room drinking some old beer cause I'm getting some mucca game. I took your money, dr. Fiergard. She better set anything he'd say. He's not even moving his mouth. He's like a puppet that just opens his mouth and makes noises. He's not even trying to pretend to signal you. He's like the word? What's the words? I'll take the money you say You paid and you paid and you paid and you paid Whoa, that almost broke that guy's eye out. Wow. What if he dropped that drumstick and then this they can't play it?

They're like, uh, busted. This guy is playing drums. It's like a real life. Who's, uh, who's the Muffet? Gondo? Gondo, yeah. It's muffet. Gondo. Gondo. Yeah. He's like a real life Gondo. His hair is just flying everywhere.

And when you catch a glimpse of his face, he looks like he's dying. He looks like he's came to life. He looks like Nico smells. That's why he looks like Nico smells. Nico my dead dog. The drummer so excited when he hits the symbols, he's like, I did it! I'm so proud of my tone!

Yeah, I hit it again, I didn't die on that one either. I got a life left in these old Zoltan bones. He's got a Zoltan shirt on. A jersey. A Zoltan jersey. He looks like Zoltan. I Won't Yeah, you might as well take your money and throw it in the can Chrissy this is just as bad as he gets I promise you this is bad as it gets. I promise you this is as bad as it gets. And, you know, people are paying big money

to go see this concert. And what they're gonna see is these shitty singers praying they don't die on stage. I'm glad you're not going to this concert. And Rachel, you shame on you. You shouldn't be paying me to people. Well, fine out how I go. I hope Rachel, can Rachel at least, can you send a message to Rachel?

Yes. Can you tell her to please record some of it? Yes. Yes. Just one full song. One full song we know. Okay.

I don't know too many Vince Neal songs, but you know, Dr. Fio good. Yes. Dr. Fio good. Good quality. That's what I, if he shows up, if he even shows up. Rachel knows how to record.

Yeah. Now, Def Leopard, I've seen recent video of and they're doing all right, okay And I'll tell you why it's because all five of them sing at the same time. So whatever his name is the sugar be sweet guy Yeah, yeah, because they have sugar Don't remember I remember buying that album, but I still don't remember one song from that just that one Just that one. Yeah, there's like a drum one Yeah, there was a drum one. Yeah, there's the weird drums.

The guy is one arm. I know. I fucking plays drums with one arm. Yeah. Better than I sang with to all my vocal cords. Okay, one more thing I want to talk about while we're on singers. Okay. Did you check out Justin Bieber? Have you heard about Justin?

I have heard, yes, I saw this poor thing with the space. Okay, yeah, poor thing actually. This is really scary, shit. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know about this. He got, I don't know, Mariners disease. And sometimes he's disease, yeah. He got some inner ear disease that causes a virus in your ears.

Yes. And then it paralyzes half of your face, or some cases your whole face. And less than 50% of the people who get this recover from this by the way. So this could be Justin's, like Justin may not do this again. If you've seen him live, that may be the last time.

You wanna hear what he has to say about it? I saw it. How you did? Yeah. All right, that's not Justin. Hey everyone, Justin here. I wanted to update you guys on what's been going on. Obviously, as you can probably see from my face.

It still seems like you could be able to sing though. You would just have a non-blinky eye. It's kind of creepy, but I mean it's not, it's fault obviously, but it's a little weird. Yeah. And I mean, if you can't move your mouth, I think you're gonna have to. I just had a stroke too. It's like a fucking stroke. Yeah, Hayley Baldwin.

Baldwin? Hayley Baldwin. Hayley Baldwin. Hayley Baldwin. Yeah. She's smoking hot. She is very. She's so good looking. She is, but yeah, they're not doing well, health wise. What's going on over there at the

Bieber household? It's like Putin got a hold of him. It's like poisoning him or something. Weird. Called um, um, Ramsey Hunt syndrome. Ramsey Hunt. And fucking Ramsey and those two assholes get together. It's never good Virus that um, he's obviously not and living on the south. He's got a plan on certain a facial. Yeah Nerves well, I think that's what happens when you travel all around the fucking world. Yeah, you gotta wear a beanie. Yeah, you gotta wear a beanie. Wait, when you're Justin Bieber,

do you remember when Justin was going through all that just, or when Justin was going through all that trouble? When he was like pissing and buckets and the back of Wendy's and stuff like that. Yeah. He was like kind of vialing out. And he was, yeah, he was.

You know, every young pop star then has their moment of bullshit and they go through it, you know, everybody's going through it. Christina. Miley and everybody. Miley, whether it to pretty well, she just took off her clothes and said, I don't get you want to see my tits here they are. Everybody wants to see my tits now that I'm 18 here. They are.

And I'll show them often so they're not that big of a deal. Yeah. I have a lot of respect for Miley. Exactly. Because not because she got naked. And I'll show them often so they're not that big of a deal. Yeah, I have a lot of respect for my least I was actually because I love myling not not because she got naked. She'd do whatever you want with your body She's very just open and honest of who she is But because she took control of the narrative and she decided how how she was portrayed as she was becoming a woman She didn't let everybody else decide like some of these other young ladies, like Brittany and, you know, the horrible things that happened to her.

But you know, when he was going through his piss in a bucket phase, he lived here in Atlanta. He moved here to Atlanta. Remember he was in San Diego Springs. And I didn't know at the time, but I figured out, because the house that he was renting was right on my roof. It was like ludicrous house or something. You know, and it was right on the route that I was taking to the place where I was working at the time and one time I saw people outside playing basketball and I pulled over on the side of the road. It was him and Carl

Yeah, I don't know I was lense Hey, Justin sir about your face Hey, Jay heard about your face really sucks. I don't think you're gonna be able to get any more chicks like that dude. So if you got any extra pussy laying around, just send it my way. You know it's me, Carl. Okay, I'll talk to you later. Love you. Hope your face gets better. So I pulled over to take a picture. Yeah. Right? And it's just the time when the neighbors were putting out signs, we don't want you here, Bieber.

I know, right. The neighbors were being real fucking cruel. But there was a lot of drama going on in New York's. And I was one of those assholes who stopped and tried to take a picture. And I got directly kicked off the property. I had a huge guy come at me. I mean, he was huge.

And he just, he didn't say much. He didn't need to. I knew what was huge and he just I you didn't even say much Yeah, I knew what was going on. So And has caused my face to have paralysis As you can see this eye is not blinking oh I can't smile on this side of my face. I mean, that's like having no vacay, and I would assume, you know, kind of like one side of your face. That's that weird dentist feeling.

Yes. Yeah, that's weird too. It is weird. Because I think you look fucked up. Yeah, you do. Well, sometimes you do. You do. Yeah, sometimes you do.

You can also chew through your lip. Oh yeah. Yeah, I can't put it. For Justin. I don't know. You think he's got like drink through a straw, and shit like that, I bet. I bet he's got to take his food through through a straw What if this ends his career?

That's gonna be really sad. I got nothing against me Except for lens. I got nothing against Bieber except for lens. That's the only thing I have against fever Because lens was a douche bag poor Justin I Evict a victory V girl. I can't preach on an empty dick. Oh My god, you know, I hope that everything turns out well for me. There it is. There's your updates on the singers Thoughts and thoughts and prayers Don't be an asshole All right thoughts and prayers Don't be an asshole. Alright, Thawson Prayers.

Thawson Prayers got Justin. Thawson Prayers out to Justin. Thawson Prayers out to John Bon Jovi. It's everyone. No thought no prayers out to that. That's a flop, Vince Near. You're just taking people's money, dude. You know you can't sing.

You've never been able to sing. How do you even got an album out of you I don't know. It Vince killed somebody, didn't he? Marketing. Oh yeah, that's true. He did kill somebody. Remember the story? I didn't know a car wreck, right? He got in the car wreck.

He was drunk. Yeah, that's right. He told his buddy to come with him to get some alcohol. I think he told his buddy to come with him or whatever. And he flipped the car a couple times and the guy died. Now you think that'd be enough to stop you calling your tracks. but Vince is still drunk because there's video all over the internet of it. Yeah that I know of. I'm not texting Rachel right now to ask her

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