The Commercial Break - Let's Get More Sexier

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

Bryan & Tina find out how they can get more sexier and get on the attack with their appearance. Director of Otherkin Tina is back! Mousey She did it for the lookbook! All you have to do is pay us lots of money A hallucinogenic journey Microdosing Getting chased by a bull on the hunt for shrooms Frankie B teaching us how to be more sexy than ever before Are bald heads sexy? Thoughts and prayers for your follicles We need Tina to go on a date with Frankie Strategically shaved body hair 40% is so specific We need Frankie’s opinion on botox Frankie vs the sponges Nose hair Nothing like describing your appearance as ON THE ATTACK Lookin like a little sissy bitch How to not be you! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**  

People could be asking me how are you doing? How is life? How are you feeling? I'm fat and shout out Mandy I'm fat and fucking shout out. We're all feeling fat and shout out. That's how I'm feeling On this episode of the commercial break That's boring. That's the same old same old you know what you want to do You got a razor and dick into your head. That's what the girls are looking for the actual size You have to say maybe smaller than appears on a mirror. You know what I want to do? You got a razor and dick into your head. That's what the girls are looking for. The actual size. You have to see it be smaller than a fierce and a mirror. You know what I'm saying guys? By the way, if you don't have the kind of hair that can be long, you are absolutely most f**k-dist. I'm just letting you know. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Commercial Break starts now. We're here. We're here. That's all I gotta say. Is that we're here?

Chrissy is not here, as you may have noticed, since I said Tina, not Chrissy. And for those of you who haven't heard, Chrissy is out with a family health emergency. I think that's what I should say. It's all I can say right now. But it's serious, and Chrissy needs to take some time away from the microphone, and we support her 1,000% with we look forward to her coming back and she will be back and we love her very much we love her family we're sending all the love in the world over to the HODELY family as they deal with some very serious health issues so that's it.

That's so makes me sad when I think about it actually. Yes. Yeah, makes me sad when I think about it and I hope that I hope there's hope. That's all I gotta say. When you lose hope, there's no more hope to hope about. That's it. That's what I have to say. As my dad used to say,

you can date a banana, doesn't mean you know how to make banana bread. My dad didn't say that, I just made that up in my head. I was pondering it. My dad wouldn't say something like I just made that up in my head. I was pondering it. My dad wouldn't say something like that. That's not my dad's style. My dad's very dry. Yes.

Yes. You've known my dad for just about as long as I have. Yeah. Actually, you might know my dad better than I do. I absolutely love your dad. My dad would take in all the randoms, all the strangers. Remember, what was that? There was another young lady here used to run, M Yes. All the strangers. Remember, what was that?

There was another young lady here used to run, Mousy. Oh, yeah. Remember Mousy? I do. My dad would take in, I remember Mousy one time came, she became a model, right? She tried.

Okay. So I remember she had a lookbook one time and she brought the lookbook over Thanksgiving. So parents are divorced. Now that was mine. No, that wasn't your lookbook. I'm pretty sure it was. The lookbook were your topless? I wasn't topless.

Okay, so I think this is why it's somebody else's. It, you could definitely see my midsection. Okay. And it appeared as if. Your topless? Okay. There was an actual. It was artsy. Is that what the photographer said? Yeah.

That's how they get you. Well, I may or may not have been topless. It was just for. Is that what the photographer said? Yeah. That's how they get you. Well, I may or may not have been topless. It was just for the lookbook, the way it was artistically crafted, appeared that maybe there was a fuzzy sweater. Oh, okay. But were you or were you not topless when the picture was taken? I was. Of course, because that's how they get you, right?

Well, I guess. Yeah. We're going to leave that there. I remember. I'll tell the story of a mouse in a second, but I remember when you were doing modeling, Kevin decided he wanted to do modeling, my twin brother. Yes. And so we got hooked up with some character who was having an open casting call, and we

went to this open cast and the guy also said, oh yeah, you should come too. You know, and so Kevin and I went. It was an open casting call at a random office and a random office building, somewhere not in Atlanta, Georgia, like somewhere out in the suburbs. And we go there, and there's like 20 guys, 20 girls crowded in this waiting room.

And we get in there, and the guy takes a few photographs, talks a minute, and then he says, I think you're perfect material for the next Calvin Klein ad. All we have to do is get you head shots, a lookbook, some clothing, a hairstyle, camp cards, it's only gonna be $6,000. Can you do this, can you commit to $6,000 today?

And I was like, no, why am I paying you? I thought we're gonna have the next Calvin Klein model. I thought I was gonna be rich by Tuesday. And he's like, well, if you can't afford $6,000, I do have the $3,000 package. You know, it's not gonna be as good. It's likely you're not gonna do Calvin Klein. It'll probably be Walmart ads, but you can do it.

I don't have $3,000. I'm not paying you $3,000. They're way. But there were plenty of people in the room who did. That guy, yep. It's a racket. It's plenty of people in the room who did. That guy. It's a racket. It's a racket. It's a fucking racket.

Having a friend who spent a lot of time in the actual modeling business, in an actual modeling agency, you don't pay. You don't pay. They pay you. That's how that works. So just remember, when you get approached at the local mall, and listen, there are plenty of stories. I think Kate Moss got approached at a local mall.

She got, it was an airport. An airport. Yeah. And then, you know, Heidi Klum got approached at a local mall. She got, it was an airport, but an airport. Yeah, and then Heidi Klum got approached, her mom got approached out in a thing by a talent scout. It happens. It happens. I happen to my friends' kids, yeah. But if you don't look like Heidi Klum or Kate Moss,

chances are. Chances are that what they're doing is. Saking your money. Running you for a train. That's what they're doing. They want your money. That's right. train. That's what they're doing. They want your money. That's right. So, this girl comes in, Thanksgiving night.

I just will never forget this. And she's got this lookbook and she's showing everybody what she's up to and what she's done and how she's done it and down and out and out and out. And she's flipping through the book and there is a picture of her topless, right? And I just never forget how interested my dad became in that look book all of the sudden. Oh, these are wonderful. These are wonderful. Like back to that picture with your boobs. That's just beautiful. Look at that. I thought to myself, Dad, that's creepy.

Yes. And can you flip back to the top of this picture, please? Can we take this to the other room? My dad isn't sitting. Can we, can I take a picture of this to memorialize the picture that you took of this picture? Is that possible? Okay, there's something running around the internet. I gotta talk to you about it. You and I may or may not have had our experiences with hallucinogens.

May or may not. May or may not. You and I may or may not have taken mushrooms as a part of our hallucinogenic journey. Journey. That's right. So we understand when everyone is talking about the therapeutic potentials, the breakthrough potentials of hallucinogens like, or disassociatives like ketamine, mushrooms, ecstasy.

I don't hear LSD as much. I don't either, but I know what you're talking about. Yeah, but you know what you're talking about, right? Is that all these therapists and these groups and these nonprofits now, they're all advocating for everyone under the sun needs to take hallucinogens because it's gonna cure all the world's woes. I don't disagree, however, I don't necessarily agree either because there is one of two ways that a hallucinogenic experience can go

Oh, yeah, it can go terribly awesome or it can go terribly awry Terrible, and you could left you could leave more damaged Then you came in the door surely do you remember a couple of months ago when the pilot tried to cut off the guy was sitting in the jumper seat, tried to cut off the engines on a united flight. Do you remember this? So I just read an article about hallucinogenic therapy and how everyone is just the hype machine is in full force. But there was the therapist or the psychiatrist who was writing this article,

used this example. The gentleman who sat in a jump seat, which means the extra seat inside of a cockpit, on a united flight, catching a ride from point A to point B, tried to turn the engines off mid flight. And the reason he had done hallucinogenic therapy two days earlier, and he thought he was in a dream, like an actual dream, which is fucking scary as shit. What they don't tell you about hallucinogenic therapy is that the hallucinogen may far outlast that experience that you have in that room,

especially if you've never done it before. You don't know what to expect. Far outlast, we still experience our hallucinogenic journey for 30 years. I'm still looking at it. From the point of view of a 17-year-old sitting in my parents' house, tripping balls. And it's true.

It changes your perspective. It changes the chemistry and your brain. Changes everything. So people are on the hype machine about how wonderful this is, and it is. It is proving to be a miracle cure for PTSD, for anxiety, for depression, for even in some cases, like bipolar, manic depressive. Major depressive, that's what I was saying.

Major, major thing. But what is not being talked about as much, not taken into consideration as much in these conversations, is how it could go badly. And you could still be a feeling, the effects of that, you could be in a dream like state for months or years to come. And it can just snap into you. That's it. That's it.

It's not consistently, you're not having your experience, but it can come in and out. Yeah, they call them flashbacks. Yeah. And the flashback is essentially your mind takes itself back to that place where you were hallucinating or you were in that hallucinative state. Stayed. Stayed. Yes.

And all of a sudden, the world looks weird and wonky. Now, if you have as much experience as I do and maybe or maybe not Tina does, then it's just another Friday afternoon. Sure. You just roll with it. Yeah, you just roll with it. You don't just turn planes off. Yeah.

You go in your studio and you know, you watch Pink Floyd the Wall live from Berlin. That's what you do. If you're like us, then you just enjoy it. You're like, oh, okay, I don't do LSD anymore, but man, it's good to be back. It's good to be back. It's like a little treat for five to ten minutes. The other thing that is being considered is that the properties that make these drugs so wonderful at changing the chemistry of your brain, having a breakthrough, a positive

breakthrough with your mental state, the hallucinogenic part of it or the disassociating part of it doesn't necessarily have to be involved. So there are now, there is a subset of scientists and therapists and psychiatrists who have identified that you don't necessarily need to trip to experience the positive effects of these chemicals like DMT or, you know, CECas Island or whatever it is. So they are trying to figure out what that molecule is, they think they've identified it and they're trying to make a medicine out of it so that you could take the medicine, experience the instant breakthrough,

but without actually breaking your mind, without actually breaking every act. Without the fun of the trip. Yeah, now, for my money, I don't know. I'll take the visuals. I'll take the visuals. I'll take the visuals. I'll take the visuals. That's for my money.

But I do get it if you've never experienced anything like this. Oh, it could be, I mean, especially at 30, 40 years old for the first time, whoa. It could be ursho. I can't imagine doing it. It's terrible. I can't imagine doing it. It's terrible. The last time I did the loose in a jins was Iowaska.

It was years ago and I'm telling you what, I don't, I think that was icing on the cake. I don't need to, I don't know that I need to ever go back to that place again. It was a scary and quite frankly, extraordinarily intense event and I'm good. Like I'm good, I just, I had cut it because you know, I had children

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I tried it. I tried it. I didn't mind it. And then one day I freaked out and kicked in my bathroom door, so I decided, we'll stop with the micro-dosing. Were you micro-dosing mushrooms? My door was just locked, by the way. Oh my god. I locked, I thought the door was stuck, so I kicked it in. I was like, ah, maybe, maybe we, maybe we stopped the microdosing for a little while. So yeah, I haven't gone back to you. I did it for three months, but it did a lot for my anxiety.

My general mood was better. Overall, I was a little dissatisfied with my employment. And so that sort of helped as well. Okay. You know, that depressing drive to work every day. You know, that depressing drive to work every day. I do know that depressing drive to work every day. So I walk it. I liked it, but I don't know if that's why I had that panic attack moment, if the micro-dosing

anything do with it, but I decided to give it a break. Yeah. I was surprised to learn that my friend was doing this. I was really surprised, actually, just didn't seem like something they would do. But there's no hallucinogenic effect. There's no psychotropic at all. It's just there's no silly siphon in it. Yeah.

And, well, he's actually eating part of a cap. Like he's actually eating part of a cap. I bought manufactured ones. I just had them shipped to me from where it's legal. Okay. So you had them shipped from where it's legal to where it's legal. Got to attend for. Oh, correct.

Don't come knocking at my door over some fucking mushrooms, please. I don't live here. Yeah, shit doesn't live here. They were fake chocolates. I made the whole thing up. Well, I just think that this is the grandest thing ever if you can handle your shit. I agree.

I think it's fantastic. If you can't handle your shit, the last thing we need is a bunch of people running around high on mushrooms. Exactly. Yeah, for sure. Turn it off, airplane engines. We got enough crazy. We got way enough crazy.

Is this supposed to help fix the crazy? Well, there are these nonprofit organizations that are pushing for the legalization across the country, across the world, quite frankly. And they're also pushing for pharmaceutical, scientific research that back this up. I agree with it. 1000%. Yeah. But it's a big hype machine. And what's being left out of the conversation for pharmaceutical, scientific research that back this up. I agree with it. Thousand percent.

Yeah. But it's a big hype machine, and what's being left out of the conversation is that not everybody needs to trip balls. It's true. I agree with you. 100%. Listen, as a guy, I don't even know that I was supposed to be the guy who was supposed to be tripping balls.

You know, it was kind of a hot mess. Luckily, I stopped at some point in my life, but I think this needs to be considered in this conversation. Like, yes, could this solve, could we have world peace of everybody negotiated in good faith on mushrooms? Probably, maybe, might be. But if you're someone who's living

in a totally different world and a totally different experience, I don't know that that's the best thing in the world for you is to then take mushrooms. So if you're already seeking help, maybe let's not start with the hallucinogenic. Maybe let's try with something else. What do I think that if you're going to try hallucinogenic, mushrooms are probably where you want to start. Yeah. And just a one, just one, one small.

Just taste it. Just taste it. You'll never want, yeah, taste it. So where's taste of the world? These kids are so fucking spoiled today. They got all their shit hydroponically grown with spores that are from mother, mother, mother mother spores from 50 years ago. They don't know what it's like to trudge through a cow field and pick it off the shit yourself and then put it in their mouth. That's right.

Dividend some ranch dressing. Make a tee out of mouth. That's right. But dividend some ranch dressing. Make a tee out of it. That was the worst idea because the team just ended up being tasted like shit. Yeah. It was shit. T you were basically taking cow poop and putting it in your mouth. Trying to get into piss. Yeah. The one time that I successfully look for mushroom North Georgia, we're out of friends cabin slash whatever. I don't like a rent a cabin place that his parents belong to this,

like kind of like a timeshare, right? Up in way north east Georgia and they have cow fields all around. So in the middle of the night, already high on LSD, already smoked a bunch of free. That's when the best idea has come to life. That's it. Let's go mushroom picking.

Cause all we need is more hallucinogens in our body that's right now more more more That's the only thing I can think about when I'm doing drugs is more more where am I getting more? That's why I'm a bad drug taker. It's I'm a bad candidate for drug taking so we go we park at one of these You know on the side of one of these fence to turn off our light and we're all sneaky no flashlights No, nothing half moon outside kind of cloudy and we're all sneaky, no flashlights, no nothing. Half moon outside, kind of cloudy. And we go into the field, start trudging around for shit. And then my friend has a tiny little flashlight,

like a pen flashlight and he's like looking around. Well, he screams at one point. Over here, over here. He's like 50 feet away, 50 yards away, whatever it is. I don't know, because I'm shipping my face off. So I run towards a little pen flashlight, stepping in shit all along the way. And we saw one patty with some shrooms growing out of them. You have to pick it at a specific time.

It's got to be a specific temperature. They have to be eating a specific thing. It's not just that every cow shifts and then there's mushrooms. Yeah, there's some science behind it. And we didn't know that science. We thought we knew that science, but we didn't know that science. So we're picking them. We're putting them in this bag.

There's probably like, let's call it 10 of mushrooms, picking and then all of a sudden you hear, oh no. Oh no. And I'm like, what is that? Oh. Oh.

And I'm like, oh shit, that's a bull. And we book it. I mean, we are booking it's a bull. And we book it. I mean, we are booking it back toward the fence where we had it. And all I can hear behind me is, oh hell no. I can hear running behind me. And I am so scared of this bull. This bull is gonna get me in the ass.

I'm tripping balls. I'm highest fucking kite. It's four o'clock in the morning. We're full of cow shit. We got exactly three mushrooms to show for it. And I'm gonna get killed out here. My dad is gonna have to bury me because I get killed by a random bull I was picking mushrooms.

Running shit. You know what it was? It was the third friend involved in the group, making cow noises and running after us. He thought it was funny and I was like, oh my god. I bet it was for him. Yeah, it was funny for him, not for the other two of us that were running around,

literally shitting ourselves. So bet it was for him. Yeah, it was funny for him, not for the other two of us that were running around, literally shitting ourselves. So get home the next day. There's no shower in this little rental place they have, by the way, just a toilet. That's it. It's this tiny little shack with like a little, you know, I don't know what you call it, loft area upstairs with a bed.

So we have to go home the next day, smelling like horse shit. Perfect. It was disgusting, Tina. I'm crusty. I'm nasty. We have to go home the next day smelling like horse shit. Perfect. It was disgusting, Tina. I'm crusty, I'm nasty, I'm still high and tripping a little bit. And I walk in that door and my dad is like, what in the fuck? Did you get into last night?

You smell terrible. And I was like, oh, it was a whole thing. We went up to the mountains and then I stepped in some cow shit. But he's like, you want some mushrooms? Yeah. Yeah. By the way, dad, that's spaghetti and meatballs. I got these.

I got a spice our life of, see my dad giggling while he's tripping on mushrooms. My dad was like, you gotta get upstairs and take a fucking shower. That kids is the real deal. That's how you get mushrooms. That's the real deal how you get mushrooms. Not grown somewhere, bought off the black market,

go to your local drug-based or whatever, drug-bay.com and get it, that's the easy way to do it. The hard way, go find them yourselves. Yeah, don't be a sucker. Yeah, I think now they put something in the hay or the grass so that it doesn't grow those mushrooms. Roode. Yeah, some genius of Titan of technology decided he was gonna make.

No more poison mushrooms. Us prey, that's right. They're not poison, they're kind of poison. They might be poison, they're kind of poison. I always tell my kids, never, ever, ever, ever pick up a mushroom and eat it. Ever. Unless it's in daddy's side table.

And then you're more than, then you're more than welcome to do that. I'm on me. Yes, when you're 29 years old. All right, we're gonna take a short break and then we'll be back with Frankie B. You don't say. I'm gonna give you a treat.

You're here in the seat. Why not? You're here in the seat. Let's give you a treat. Frankie B is back and we'll talk more about it after this break. Look, I know you guys are getting really sick of me, but that is too bad. It's my job. Now, go to tcbpodcast.com for all of our audio and video content and get your little booty over to youtube.com slash the commercial break for fully edited video episodes.

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Welcome to Codependence, the weekly podcast that gives you direct access to me, Maya Allen, and my sis Sierra Miller. Every week we give you insider access into our sisterhood and lives. Part self-help and part comedic relief, Codependence is all about letting your guard down. Expect a lot of laughs and maybe some tears as we navigate this crazy world together. Join us every Wednesday for this funny, teased-filling shade throwing podcast. All right, Ann, we're back. Just having a conversation during the break that the drug culture is strong

these days. The forces with the kids. Strange. Yeah, I don't think it's strange. I mean, I guess if we had all that access that they have that people have today to the drugs legalized weed weed is basically the job. Oh, the testing kits alone. Yeah.

You can just go by kits and test the drugs. You can test the drugs. But you know, you were talking about how to hear in Atlanta and one of the suburbs, there was a big like mushroom and cocaine culture. And I just am too scared. I would be too scared to do cocaine at this at this stage in the universe. We're going to have a hard time. We can't do that. No. First of all, we're going to have a hard time. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there were some days. We're not trying to stroke out at 48. No. There were some nights where I'm sure I was on the edge of some kind of death, right? Yes. And I watched a girl flip and flop from a cocaine overdose and I, that, that pretty

much put me cured my loss. When you got lucky, I talked about rolling the dice with kids and draw, listen, I survived at once. Yeah. Not trying to push my envelope. Yeah, that's what I'm afraid is that, you know, I did, uh, so much. I should have died 33 times. That's right.

At 29 years old or whenever the last time I did it was 33 or whatever. However old it was I did it to the bachelor party one time and I swear. I was like, I had a hose for a nose at one point, right? I just worked in the restaurant business like whatever. We just did it all the time. You wouldn't know how to job. That's true because I had to stay away and be alert and then you try and get to sleep after your shift. It's a whole fucking thing. But the last time I did it I literally did just a little bit and it was enough I'm afraid now that my heart is gonna fucking explode. Yeah, if I try it

So for the last however many years I've just been like, you know, no, yeah, plus I have children like this is the most irresponsible thing that you could possibly do is Bring narcotics into the house or be driving your children or whatever. Yes, any of it. Yeah, but had we had access like these kids and adults have access now, I think we probably would have been dead. It's just too easy. Yeah. It's way too easy. Yeah.

Well, thank God for small favors. All right, listen, Frankie B, you've heard him. Is he your favorite commercial break foil, or is it, tell me truthfully? I love Frankie. Okay. I think he's a douche nozzle. Oh yeah, there's no question about that.

But I do like watching him, you know, I try to impart knowledge on anyone. Including himself. Yeah. I scream at him. Do you think, I think he's kind of like an empty vessel, a little bit. Yeah. You know what I'm saying. Yeah. I scream at him. Do you think I think he's kind of like an empty vessel? A little bit. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. He picks up little dribs and drums. He definitely did too much cocaine back in the 80s. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can tell by looking at him.

Yeah. Because he didn't pick up any useful information in the 80s or 90s. And that's where the rest of his brain cells are probably love. Yeah. He traveled from the 70s to 2020s and he's tried to make a time travel. I think he's got the same attitudes and ambitions of a guy in 1978, but I do have to say my heart is fond of Frankie. Yes. I have like a very soft spot in my heart for Frankie, even though he's a douche nozzle and even though he's clearly machismo and chauvinistic and all that other stuff. And he has no good ideas and he rambles on forever. He's kind of like me. So I have like

a little soft spot in my heart for the guy. I feel like I feel like just a little twist in our life stories. And I might have been Frankie. Same guy on YouTube talking to 200 people about the 10 signs you should. That's the true secret. Frankie, it's really's really Brian y'all he just puts on a wig That's right. We'll spray tan Look at my body and a lot more hair a lot more hair. Yes And tattoos and scarred face but anyway, I Found a Frankie B video. We have not touched on yet, and it's the signs that she wants a second date. Oh

touched on yet. And it's the signs that she wants a second date. Oh, perfect. I just can't wait to hear what Frankie has to say about this. Yes. Anytime Frankie starts talking about dating, I get really excited because I know it's going to be a good one. All right, without further ado, I was trolling on the internet as you do like to do like to do. And let's take a listen to Frankie. He's by the way, this entire video is done in front of his 1979 Corvette or whatever that thing is. So gentlemen, in today's video, we're gonna go over five things that you could do to look more sexy.

Oh, I'm sorry, five things you can do to look more sexy. I'm sorry, I have another video too. From this guy. Yeah, this is it. That's right. I said sorry, I have another video too. But from this guy. That's right. I said more sexy over the age of 50. You ready? Dracos. I mean, anyone that does appeal out

at the beginning of their videos, their dating videos has got an issue. Like if you were doing a car, like if you was doing like a car video, then I can understand the peeling out what kind of car is that by the way that's it now it's a quarter that is probably a mid mid to late 70s I do have to say that's a beautiful car I love it's dark hunter green was a good color like it's Oh, come on, Frankie.

Oh my God. This is his old intro, which I think is just classic. This is the girl he did. We're watching the beginning of the video. The girl that he recently did the sit-down interview with, this was her. And I don't think they're dating, I think they're just friends. How do you be friends with Frankie? You have no common sense in your

you just tolerate it because you know, it's just pure entertainment everywhere you go. Yeah, that's true. She did seem like she was rather intelligent when she was on the one the thing. So I don't know. You get lucky when you if I was in the Frankie circle, I'd be friends with Frankie Yeah, we keep just for a high entertainment Okay, here we go. What is going on everybody welcome to the video This is your first time here. My name is Frank Monato in this channel It's scared for the mature man out there who wants to up his game look and feel better about himself over the age of 50 already Age of 50. Over the age of 50.

I love that boys. I know. So he's in front of his beautiful Corvette. I'll say it's a beautiful Corvette in a parking lot. And he's standing in front of the camera. So you can see basically his knees to the top of his head. Those jeans are so fucking tight on him. Oh yeah.

I mean, he is definitely trying to show off his package. Yeah, we're gonna talk about. Okay, now you tell me whether or not he's got a package he's working with over there. Because I don't know how to determine through the genes. Health, grooming, fitness, fashion, everything that has to do would be the mature man. So in today's video, we're gonna talk about five things

that you can do to look more sexier. I'm just thinking about the scene in the local park where he's parked. We just did a big circle and it's got right back. Well, when I back where he started, I'm thinking about the children, the parents with children. Let's go, quick honey. I think there's gonna be a casualty event.

Let's go. The lot of you guys out there that are going, I don't wanna look more sexier. Well, if you're one of them is that Tony Danza No, that's the asshole with a really nice car those couch potato men All right, that's been happily married for 30 plus years. Thank God bless you Send that couch. Don't do nothing about your look and continue to deteriorate But if you make a sound my people are dying because they're married. Frank, you come on. First of all, second of all, anything you say on this channel, I have a suspicion.

This was you at one point. You were married. I don't think for 30. He called himself a couch potato man. He decided to make a change before he deteriorated. Before he became dust on the couch, You a bunch of lazy assholes. Err, a 50 plus year old, and you do want to up your game, and you do want to look more sexy over the age of 50, than I got the video for you. I mean, let's face it, guys.

You know what, there's a lot of us are age out there that has to date. Well, can we please use prepositions correctly? I mean, I'm for God's sakes. Like, it has Well, can we please use prepositions correctly? I mean, I forgot six. Like, it has had, had we older. He says older. Older. Which we should be over, but he's saying older.

Can't just walk into a date. You know, you're normal self and think that you're gonna get the girl you want. Maybe you need to make some changes in your life, right? You can't expect to just walk in and be yourself and have somebody like you. You've got to complete nonsense. You know what you got to do? You got to change into a wolf, but don't force it. It's got to be an honest transition. It's got to come from the heart,

guys. So, Freddie, let's get started in this video. Let's talk about some things that you can do to absolutely look more sexier over the age of 50. No more sexier. Look, English at least videos is terrible. For one, it's to have amazing hair. Believe it or not? No, that's what I'm like. Oh fuck. You better hope she doesn't leave you. Oh fuck, man. That ship just fucked. Oh fuck man, don't shift, just fuck.

Oh, that's her. That's her leaves me. Everybody look out. Hey, it's me Frankie Falicos. Speaking of amazing hair, can you please put me back in the peak stream this? I hate being on your head. I hate it.

And this is a fact, women do like men with longer luxurious hair. That's right, I just say luxurious. You guys are hearing a few words that maybe we're only spoken when it came to women's hair. What's talking about? It's number one on the list because he's most proud of his hair.

God damn right, Tina. You call them like you saw it. He's throwing this fast. He's, he is basically showing the batter, which pitch he's gonna throw. When you say that, it's because you have long luxurious hair. Next up is gonna be the sports car, the belt buckle and the sunglasses.

That's it, 100%. How tall you are, how buff you are, and what kind of car you drive. Guaranteed, those things are gonna be included into this. To buy more sexier. That's right, more sexier. More most sexier, yeah. More most sexier, assist.

And let me remind you, it wasn't a month ago, Frankie was doing a video, he was losing his luxury resaire. At the case anymore, guys, okay, things are changing, okay, you have to get out of your dinosaur world of living in the past, okay? This is a new era you have to get out of your dinosaur world of living in the past. Okay, this is a new air You gotta get out of your dinosaur world of living with short hair. It's just it's so Paleo you guys gotta get out there get long hair like a llama has long hair

That's how long you want your hair dinosaur pass. I mean the 90s had long hair the 70s had long hair What do you see these have long hair? The mean the 90s had long hair the 70s had long hair. What do you? 60s have long hair the be fix had long hair everybody. We didn't have a trainer move me and bun for the last decade That's right and Samson had long hair. So let's all let's not forget This is a double goal. Yeah, like you're bringing back some trend that no one knew about Before you guys go and get the same haircut that you've been getting now for years and years and years, which is short on the side, semi-short on the top, you have either a part on the left, a part on the right, and that's the way we're here.

Guys, that's the same old same old, that's boring, that's what, if that's boring, that's the same old same old, you know what you wanna do? You gotta raise your dick into your head. That's what the girls are looking for. The actual size. You have to say maybe smaller than a fierce and a mere. You know what I'm saying guys? By the way, if you don't have the kind of hair

that can be long, you are absolutely most fuk-dest. I'm just letting you know. More fuk-d-er. More fuk-d-er. Three 50 plus year old man has out there. All right, why don't you change it up? Why don't you grow your hair out? You know, I'm-

I can't grow my hair out. And even if I did, it takes a lot of maintenance and I'm not interested. Is it okay that I kept my head shaved? I thought it shaved heads were sexy. I love bald men, I'm mad. Yeah. And I think it depends.

Ah, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they used to say. And let me tell you something else, my dad used to say. You can me tell you something else, my dad used to say. You can son of dogs that twice a year, but his balls still might not get tan. I'm just sharing that with you. Okay, tanning. Very many with it right now.

That taint right. I'm a little bit older than 50. I'm a year away from 60. So even as 60. A little bit older than 50 is not a year away from 60. I said a little bit older than 50 is 52. This away from 60. Yeah, it's a little older than 50 is frankly math. Yeah, he had love it. See, I'm stepping out of the box, I'm stepping out of my comfort zone and I'm trying something a little different. I like the way it feels. I'm telling you, you got to get used to several different looks and growth spur

since you're going to go through with this haircut because every time it gets a little longer over you ears, you're going to want to run, you're going to want with this haircut, because every time it gets a little longer over you here, you're gonna wanna run, you're gonna wanna cut it, but you gotta get through that. And what in the good fuck are you talking about? Yeah, you're not burying a loved one. That's just growing out your hair. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. That was really funny. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It's so true though, you're given like a 15 paragraph anecdotal conversation on someone who grows their hair and how they're going to have to get through it. Thoughts and prayers, Frankie. Thoughts and prayers. That's what I did.

I kept getting through the, oh my god, I'm going to cut it. And it's getting to the point. Now where I think I like the length, I maybe you want to go maybe a couple more inches and and what I I bet you want a couple more inches yeah the most biggest with longer hair as you can wear it in so many more different styles straight back okay I can actually take this I could ponytail it I could man bun I can sell the top yeah oh my god oh my god He's making a man bunge. Don't do it. Don't go there. You're one year away from 60. Act your age for one minute.

One minute. Act your age. You are not the world's most interesting man. Or that guy that keeps on stepping out of a Ferrari. Have you seen this guy on Instagram? No. The dude where they just film him stepping out of a Ferrari. Some beautiful place in Italy or Rome or wherever the fuck he is. And he is all gray, big, gray beard. And he is like a silver fox.

Like the Dozecki guy. Like the Dozecki guy, but with a man bun, right? Ah, yeah. Now, that guy gets away with it because he is a really, I think any human being could identify him as an attractive man. Yeah. Frankie on the other hand,

doesn't even have enough hair for a man bun, but here he goes. There we go. Section here. And I can man bun this. There's so many options. I mean, I could kind of... So many options. I'm so sexy.

All the women think so. God damn. If it wasn't for this YouTube video. No one would know how sexy I am. Lena to this side, I can lean it to that side. I can leave it long over my ears. I can pull it back over my ears. It just gives you throughout the day, you can have several different hairstyles, just by the way you take your hands and maneuver it through your hair.

I'm sorry, but this sounds a lot. It's not a maneuver. Yeah, it's not a maneuver. You don't maneuver your hair. You move your hair. First of all, second of all, this sounds a lot like conversations I've had way high on cocaine. I'm saying a 15 minute dissertation on how to move your hair. He just did an eight ball, obviously. Oh, yeah, you know, I mean, supposedly allegedly. We don't know that Frankie's actually doing drugs, but this sure does sound like a conversation

you would have on drugs. I'm just saying trust me, if you're working in an office, if you're trying to get a girl's attention, I think think that's that's a great way. Do you hear a little different walk in front of her? Give her that look she'll notice if you're trying to get fired from your job for sexual harassment I'm telling you what to do. Can you imagine what a date with this guy must be like? No, can I go to Chicago and try to find him on a dating up? Integrator Chicago land there. Yeah, fuck yeah, just set your just set your bumble. So Chicago worldwide. Oh, yeah, I think he's dating somebody now though.

Or maybe not. I don't know. You should do that. He'd still go on a date with me. You should set it, but you got to set your age. Your own age. Well, I think you're... Well, that's 15 years. I'm young enough, I think. I think he says in all his videos that when you're 50 You should go for someone no younger than 40, but I do not believe that because he said girls on his videos That's excuse look like 26 years old. That's right

Now he's standing in front of a train Damn, that was a fucking great editing right there. Yeah, here's a shot of me in front of a train You're just shouting front of me a light post. It's a hot one out here today So if you see these sweat stains I Apologize in advance if you see these sweat stains too imagine their jeans stains Oh yeah, it's for it. It's 95 degrees out here. All right, so tip number two in that's to have strategically Shaving out of here. That's right. Oh my god, Frankie. Please don't go here. Wait strategically shaving body hair

It's is he think men over 50 haven't considered man scoping ever in their life. No, he's making the assumption Come on. I think most guys, most guys that I know. Yes. Sometime in the 90s. Sometime. When Queer Eye for the Straight Guy came on. Yes.

Most men, because I was an incredibly popular show for a hot minute there. And on almost every episode, Carson, whatever his name is, that Carson guy would walk into houses with guys that were unkempt, just not attractive, and they would turn them into very attractive men in short order, and Carson would harp on the body hair. You'd say, you have to shave correctly.

Right. Frankie's making the assumption. None of us have seen a television since 1932. Back in the dinosaur ages. That's right. I don't know. I mean, I guess there are people who don't attend to their body hair, but they tend to be in cults or still looking for the grateful dead.

Or in Paris, yeah. Yeah, in Paris. They're either on the road with fish or in a cult. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Strategically, now, if I had it my way, okay, I would have all guys to have nobody here, you know? There's a lot of women that like it.

It's a good, clean, smooth look that shows. Do you know how long it would take to shave all this hair off of a body? Why does he care if men have body hair? I'm curious now. He's just trying to solve world hunger. I'm gonna... body hair is sexy. Yes. Don't go hairless.

Don't go hairless. We're hairless. Yeah, and by the way, I'm with it on the women too. Like I understand that it's a very attractive thing for some guys to have, for a girl to have zero body hair, but I think it's weird. I just think it's weird. I think it's a little strange.

I'm not saying. But please don't shave your legs, guys. Come on. Don't shave your legs. Don't shave your legs. Trim them like I do every third day. If you're a wookie. Yes, because I have hair everywhere except for my head. I have hair on my teeth I think. That you've got good hygiene practices, but there's a lot of guys that don't like that and I respect that. There's a lot of guys that don't like that. And I respect that. There's a lot of women that don't like that. Hey, you got to respect that too.

But come on guys, let's call a spade. You got to respect that. But come on guys, let's call a spade a spade. You're a hairy asshole. I'm being, come on Frankie. Get it together dude. You think everybody cares about what, you think most men care to be bald from head to toe except for their hair.

I don't think so. Swimmers. Swimmers. Yeah, that's true. That's it. But that's a good reason to be bald. Yeah. That's a good reason to shave. Sure.

Yeah. Like I wonder what Ryan Lockney looks like on a Ryan on a random Tuesday. Like a little dolphin. Yeah. Not anymore. He probably looks like a lookie. What's that Michael Phelps up to? Let's see what he, after years of shaving his body,

he probably has no interest in shaving anything. 100%. Bait, okay. If you've got a lot of back hair in shoulder hair, we gotta get rid of that, all right? Okay, back hair in shoulder hair, I can't do that. Sure. Yes, okay, 100%.

Then real long hair on your arms, okay? Doesn't look good, okay? You can trim that up. You don't need to have these big gorilla arms. It's not sexy. It's not something that a man has to have to be a man, okay? Clow, thanks for clueing us up, Frank. Yeah.

That's it. I just, why is he so obsessed with male body? He's been obsessed with what guys are doing from the beginning. I think he's trying to have, here's my like holistic thing on Frankie. I think he's trying to be the alpha male for guys over 50. He's trying to get that crowd,

like that alpha male crowd for the guys over 50. But what he fails to understand is that the alpha male crowd over 50, this is not the kind of, they're not looking to be cosmopolitan, they're looking to be brutish, right? That's the thing. They wanna be like Joe Rogan, sitting in a nice bath for 50 minutes at a time,

killing a deer with their bare hands, like snapping men's necks. Yeah, not Metro. That's right. This is out there, Frankie. Going to space with Elon Musk. Like they're not interested in shaving their legs for five hours. Frankie, lean it up.

And if you must have chest hair, okay, trim it up. Don't be a gorilla. And far too many of you guys still are. Okay, if your body here is taking up more than 40% of your body, you need to get rid of some. Tina, I'm gonna disrobe. I want you to tell me what percentage of my body is my hair appropriate or not appropriate?

40% seems like a pretty specific number, doesn't it? Where are these statistics coming from? Like how many bodies do you look at? Exactly. So here, just be neatly groomed, okay? And when women will definitely Appreciate that and we're gonna also talk about your facial hair You know if you're a gentleman that you can't quite grow a full beard. It's real patchy and scraggly

Don't grow one at all nothing looks worse than a man with this patchy sporadic beard especially you know if it's half black and it's half gray, not a good look, okay? God forbid you actually age for one second. Yeah, and I totally disagree. Totally disagree. I totally disagree with this, but I do kind of understand what he's saying

about the scraggly patchy. Yeah, but no man over 50 is gonna try to grow that in. Yeah, that's true. Maybe it's 20 year old trying to feel a more grown, but I agree with you. I think that's true. Maybe it's one year old trying to feel a more grown, but. I agree with you. I think that by the time you get to like 35, your facial hair patterns are set.

You know which ones look good on you and which don't. Period. You cannot grow a nice beard, then get rid of it. You can opt for some shadow, okay? Shadow is a very, very sexy look. So tip number for a shadow. For the permission, Frank. Yeah very sexy look. So, tip number, you can after for a shadow. For the permission, Frank. Yeah, first of all, second of all, I don't think you

opt for a shadow. I think everyone has one. Well, let me get our hair going a little longer. Tip number two, we're going to take care of our body hair. And you know what? But the longer hair and a little bit of the beard shadow, you see how you're starting to change your look? You're starting to look more sexier. Oh my God. Yes, that is amazing. Well, if Frankie says it, it must be true. And it's not called a beard shadow.

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him through. He's an empty vessel for our comedy. Yes. And so, let's get back to it.'ve wasted no time. Let's get back to it Tip number three. It's to be neat and clean guys. I'm talking hygiene You know, there's more to hygiene than taking a shower every day There's more to it than a little soap and water a little bit of shampoo Once last time you guys actually looked at the quality of your skin. Are you doing a skincare routine?

Are you doing the proper steps? Yes, but I only started a year ago. So I think I'm fucked. I think you did a follow. I think you did a follow. Yeah, does Botox count. What do you think about Botox? Eh.

Have you had it? Nope. Nope. Have you had friends that have had it? Yes. Do you think it works? I mean, it's the long-term effects that freak me out the most. What is the long-term effects of Botox? And you've seen women that have been doing it for a year. Oh yeah, it's the long-term effects that freak me out the most. What in the long-term

effects of Botox? You've seen women that have been doing it for a while. Oh yeah, they get like, long-be and weird. Well, those are fillers. And I think the Botox part of it like kills the, like your ability to make certain facial effect, facial expressions. And that I think comes from just doing it too much, like being addicted to it. Going for it every month and a half when you're supposed to do it every six to 12 months because I have a friend who's so young and her face just doesn't move. And it's kind of creepy.

It is a little weird. I gotta be honest, but for Halloween she doesn't have to dress up, so. You know who you are. Because guys, if you don't take care of your skin, what's going to happen? Well, the older you get, you're going to become weathered. You're going to become dehydrated looking. If you're not moisturizing, and moisturizing goes far more

than creams that you applied to your face. You know, if you don't drink enough, it creams that you apply to your penis, and creams that you apply to your naked legs, or your shaved butt. Your hairless body. That's right. If you really wanna go for it,

you gotta moisturize your taint guys. You don't want anybody down there going, well that looks dehydrated. Ha ha ha. Boop! Water. All right, your skin is gonna become dehydrated. It's gonna shrink, it's gonna shrivel.

Guys, it's like pouring water on a dry sponge. What happens? That water hits that dry sponge and it explodes off. That's the same thing that happens to your... What? Huh? Okay, have you ever got a sponge before? Have you ever used a sponge before, Frankie?

I thought you might have, but I guess not. Because I don't know which dry sponge you've used that explodes water off of it, but usually my dry sponge is suck up all the water. So get right up. Again, if you're not moisturizing it, it's just like putting stuff on there and it bounces right off.

So if you take a wet sponge, a fully hydrated sponge and you pour water on it, what happens gentlemen? Well, the water seeps into that sponge and it gets into the cells of that sponge. What in the good fuck are you talking about? What is he on about? I don't know, I think he's, this is no mythbusters episode.

I think he lost. That's for sure. He's got it backwards. And that's the same thing that will happen to your skin, giving you a more youthful look. Take a look at your teeth. I'm not saying you got to have the straightest teeth in the world, guys, but you do need to have white teeth.

If they're not white, go get them white, and go, okay, it's not. If they're not white, spend $5,000 to get them white, and write the second, how offensive. Got a whole country. Over there in Europe, they don't whiteen their teeth. What's going on?

True teeth whitening is expensive. It's like $1,000 to get your teeth whiteened like the actual whiteened. Those whitening trays,. It's like a thousand dollars to get your teeth whitened like the actual whitening, those whitening trays, I've tried them before, they work okay, but they don't work. No, they're gonna be alkalone and glow in the dark. And then you have these people that are, they're right, because you have these people

who are the exact opposite, whose teeth are unnaturally white. I don't like it. I don't like it either. I was just reading an article about this doctor who does the, you know, veneers to the stars or whatever. And he says that every time I go to do veneers for celebrity, I make sure that I match the color as closely as possible

to their original teeth, which are probably white in the first place because they're celebrities and they take care of their teeth. But there needs to be a little bit of color in there. A lot of the people who get finniers, their teeth are just so fucking bright white. Right white. It's crazy.

And that's toxic. Yeah, hey Doc, I want finniers. But I need them a little yellow. Can you do that? Can we put them in? I'm working these up a little for you. Yeah. Can you put them in my studio or I smoke cigar?

It's for a couple months and then we'll figure it out. Thanks. A big frickin' deal. Happy guys are just too lazy in it. It's our nose here. It's our ear here. It's attention is paying attention to detail. I'm gonna tell you what aggravates the crap out of me. Oh, here it comes. And I do agree with you about the nose and the ear hair. There is no excuse for having nose and the ear hair that's longer than the hair on your head, none zero. It's so easy to trim. Should be waving at me for my grosses. No.

No. This is guy that I don't even know, tell you where I know him from, because I'm sure he'll pick it up right away. But there is a guy that I spend some time with, I spend time with a couple times a year. And his nose hair is literally whistles when he breathes in and out of his nose. And you can see the hair is moving.

It has to annoy him. Please, please. I want to get him a trimmer for Christmas, just like send it to him and say, yeah, that's it. I'll, I'll pay someone to do it for you. Just do it. So I don't have to look at it the next time we're eating a hamburger. I don't have to worry if your nose hair is flying into my hamburger.

It's fucking disgusting. Hey, I got a YouTube channel. I talk about nose hair and ear hair and I'm always on it and do you believe I still miss it? So yeah, you still can miss it. You have to be on the attack which your appearance each and every day. So if you're out, you want to be sexy, you meet this new girl. Listen, they want to look at you and they want to be able to lick anything off of any part of your body. Oh, that's not true. That is not true. That's hold on one second here, Frankie. Stop the tape. Let's talk about this for a second. That's a sweeping assumption, Frankie. I get

the part of the relationship where you literally feel like you could eat somebody's face. You know what I'm saying? That like such ravenous attraction, you just wanna lick them all over. But you don't, because there are certain parts of the body that probably aren't primed for licking. You don't want your mouth on them. Yeah, like the back of an ear or something.

You just don't want your mouth on. Definitely not a nose. No, certainly not your inside your nose. And I'm sorry, it turns me on to no end, but I don't like when people stick their tongue in my ear. No. It drives me a little crazy, actually. Yeah.

It turns me on when you nibble on my ear, but when you stick a tongue in my ear. I don't need the tongue out of it. No, I'm afraid like it did I, did I, once the last time I use Q-tips, yeah. Yeah. At any time. So, being neat and clean, you just might get that.

Why is he standing in front of a train? Why is he at outside at all if he's afraid a train is going to drive by? It's so noisy. You're recording a video. I know. There's so much. There's so much. What's so over?

And he's annoyed that there's a train. He's annoyed that there's outside noises. That the world's going on around him. There's so much noise to it. I know. And what is this empty parking lot? What is it? It's a train station. When you that there's outside noises, that the world's going on around him. The first train next to it. I know. And what is this empty parking lot? It's a train station. When you park at a train station,

you should probably assume the train is coming. It's coming. Dum-ass. Oh, he's back to the children's park here. It's a playground, scaring off all the children. Ship number four. We're going to talk about posture. This is one of the most important ways

of looking powerful, rather than looking like a little sissy bitch, okay? Oh, shots fired. Yeah, indeed, it's throwing fireballs. What's up Frankie? You guys got their shoulders slumped down, their heads down, I've gone to the gym. I've seen guys which tremendous muscles that have poor, poor posture.

It doesn't look good. I've seen guys with less muscle have great posture. And when I talk about posture guys, it's again, it's getting your shoulders back. You hear this time in time again, but not too many of you guys will actually practice this. It does take practice until you get used to it. But there's a lot of short guys like myself. I'm not-

How does this not surprise me? Yeah, it's amazing. I've always felt like he was a short guy but now he's set it out loud. I feel like he's a short guy. Definitely a short guy. Posture is something that is so hard to correct if you get it wrong. With all of us having our heads down with the phones these days, it's I think more and more people just have this weird posture.

And with somebody over 50's not changing their posture. No. Go to a chiropractor. Yeah, honestly. Bretton, by a taller guy, because most taller guys have piss poor posture, okay? shorter guys, such as myself, with good posture, okay? can look taller, we can look more confident.

See, I'm not upset that I'm standing next to a taller man with poor posture because we actually look better shorter with great posture. I can just hear his mind going like when he walks into a bar. He's got such a great idea. Yeah, he thinks he's got the best idea in the world. I'm going to go stand next to the tall guy with bad posture because I'll look better than he does. No, you won't. You want to know why?

You want to know why? Because if you're tall, you will not struggle at all. Tall people just, they just do things in the world we don't. I don't know. Chrissy and I have talked about this multiple times. Tall people always seem to be rich. You know what I'm saying? They have some kind of rich. Well, I don't have as much personality that's for sure.

No, like, yeah. But yeah, it's the heels on his shoes. It's not his posture. Oh, yeah, he uses George, what's, fucking Ron DeSantis's, his shoe makers. Oh, and by the way,

I've done a lot of research on this Ron DeSantis thing. There's no doubt he's wearing lips. No doubt, And he still won't admit it. Like, okay, dude, you want to be a couple inches taller? You want to look closer to the height of Donald Trump or Joe Biden or whatever? Is okay. Just tell us. Yeah, we tell us. Where heels? Well, where heels? You might have peeled to a certain segment of the audience. And when you walk in a room and you have great posture, what do you command? You command attention. It's a first thing that people notice about you. If you're blending the crowd with bad posture, you're never going to get noticed.

So if you want to emphasize your look, nothing can be more sexier than a man with confidence. Why is he so dramatic? Why is he so dramatic? Nothing can be more sexier than a man who's confident. A man who's most dist confident dist. I want that t-shirt more sexier. More sexier. I am more sexier. For five. Now he's in front of someone's house because he got kicked out of the park. This is the weirdest editing on a video I've ever seen. What does he do? I have no idea. It's taking us on a tour of the greater Chicago land area.

But it's, now in order to be sexy, you gotta feel sexy. And how do you achieve that? It's easy. You're masturbated into your couch. Ha ha ha. You subscribe to this channel, alright? You hit that like button, then you will miss any of my videos that's gonna teach you. Oh, sorry. Workout routine. You get a great skincare routine. Alright, you hit that like button then you will miss any of my videos that's gonna teach you

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because let's face it, no one likes you. Oh, Franky, another meandering video. We learned one thing that I agree with him about. Gotta, gotta shave that nose and those ears, guys. Gotta do it. Trim that mop. No one wants to see that. So leave the legs alone for crying out loud.

Leave the legs alone. Yeah, leave the legs alone. No one wants to see your shaved legs. No. Because once you start shaving your legs, you're gonna have to keep shaving your legs. I can, yeah. I can say that's true.

That's right. Asked your, she tells me, I fucking hate it. Like, it's just a thing that she has to do all the time. And I totally understand. I wouldn't want to do it either. There's two thirds of our body. It's a lot. I never thought about that.

Legs are two thirds of your body. Yeah. Not my body. There's only 40% of my body. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, good old freaky V. All right. Here's what you do.

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