The Commercial Break - Marry That Ghost, Girl!

Episode Date: January 19, 2024

Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…who’s gonna take over? The Emmy’s Anthony Bourdain Bryan regales us with the winners HE would have chosen Who could win the amazing race?! Jeff Bridges’ near death experience Theresa Caputo Today of all days! This shit is the same every episode… Does Bryan actually say darling? Oh Theresa…you’re being bad now! A whack in the head helps her out every now and then The bullshit peddler herself LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  

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Oh yeah, Kazakhstan's welcome back to the commercial break. Break starts now Yeah, Kazakhstan's welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green This is so captain my captain Kristen joy only best to you Best you out there in the podcast universe welcome back from a cold cold Atlanta only shit DCB Studios in Atlanta, holy shit. And I was 18 when I loved this one. It was nine when I took the Rugrats to the place where I dropped them off. The daycare that I call school.

Ha ha ha. So, the small relief we get during the day for all the chaos. School, but man, we had to layer them up. They sent me a message, like layer them up. So my boy, one of my boys is wearing like pajama pants, long socks, extra pants, a jacket, a sweater, another jacket, I mean he's got the whole thing on it. So we get in the car and I have to...

I think I'm a picture of like the little kid from... Yes, that's exactly what he looked like. I've got a picture of it. Here, let me show you this picture of it. I won't show it to the audience, but try and protect my children from my bullshit. Look. Yeah, oh my god, it does look like it. Oh my god.

He's like all stuff. So we get in the car and I literally had to adjust the straps on all the car's these because I could not fit them in there. I'm like, well. Oh my god. And then of course, the second we get in the car and we're like, you know, halfway to the school, one of my kids is like, I got a pee! And I'm like, no!

Cause when kids say they have to pee, they had to pee five minutes ago. It's gonna happen quickly. They had to pee five minutes ago. I don't know why they do that. I don't know why they wait so long to pee. I guess I do the same thing sometimes, but I'm an adult, I can control myself.

Yeah. We have a lot of accidents in the house cause, you know, occasionally it's just pee on the floor. Time. Yeah, it's like blue adult, I can control myself. Yeah. We have a lot of accidents in the house because occasionally it should pee on the floor time. Yeah, it's like blue. They're taking after blue. They just pee on the floor. Exactly. I read an interesting article that, you know,

Lauren Michaels, the director and executive producer of Saturday Night Live, for 50 years, I think, coming up going on 50 years, next season's gonna be their 50th season or 50th year, whatever it is. That's crazy. And he has signed on with NBC till at least the end of the 50th season, so 2025. I think it started in 1975, so 2025. But in a conversation, in an interview, when asked who should take over Saturday Night

Live after your iron grip, because we talked to Rosebud about thisbud about this. Yeah, he's all in every aspect still. Every single thing is, it has to pass past the Lauren Michael smell test. And some, I'll like do a little side note here. Some people, some comedians out there say if they didn't get the SNL job, they say, thank God I didn't get the SNL job because it would have quashed some opportunities in my career because Lauren Michaels, if you know all the Adam Sandler movies, think of the, some of the Bill Murray movie, and Bill Murray, Dan Acroyd,

think of some of those movies. Tina Fey. Tina Fey, they were all produced by Lauren Michaels because they're under contract with Lauren Michaels for a certain period of time. And then they call it like, and derivative works contract, meaning if you have derivative works.

I didn't think about that. Like Will Farrell and that. I thought I just wanted to be involved. Yeah, you know, just nice guy. I don't think so. I don't think that's just nice guy. I mean, I'm not saying he's not a nice guy. Apparently he can be.

Next time Rosebud comes on, I wanna get into it a little bit about Lauren Michaels. I don't think she can talk shit about it boss, but I'd like to know like what really goes on behind the scenes with Lauren Michaels. As if I'm an investigative journalist, he's going to find out anything interesting on the commercial break. But so he, he was asked, who should take over?

And his almost immediate response was Tina Fey. Tina Fey? Should take over Saturday Night Live. She would be in good hands. I love her. I love her too. And I Saturday Night Live. She would be in good hands. I love her. I love her too. And I do think that would be a good fit. I think the Saturday Night Live needs some fresh blood in there a little bit.

I still watch it on occasion and we're all subject to Instagram reels of the latest and greatest Saturday Night Live clips. And there are good guests and there are good bits and there are great writers on that show. But I don't know. Do you feel like sometimes it lost its lustre over the last couple of years a little bit? Well, there's always gonna be those seasons too

where they kinda dip and they're not quite as funny as some other, and I think it has a lot to do with the actual people, the actors, the characters that are on there. I mean, now anything that Will Ferrell did seems hilarious. Yeah, you go back and watch those episodes. Farley, Mike Myers, Dean McCartney, Dean of Faye. Chris and Wig. Kristen Wig was hilarious.

Yeah, so there's a lot to do with that. But yeah, you can't hit a home run every time. Yeah, I do agree with you. There's sometimes there's magic in a bottle. Like, imagine friends with different cast members. a bottle. Imagine friends with different cast members. You can't imagine friends with different cast members. It is like, it is lightning in a bottle that happened. The chemistry inside of the room, it came across on screen.

When you mix and match, sometimes I think it can be hard to figure out what that chemistry is. Plus, it used to be appointment TV. Things have changed so much. Yeah. Where everything's on demand. You can watch a million different things and a million different times. So, you know, shows that were appointment TV because you had a limited choice of things

that you could watch. Yeah. Now have become kind of splintered, factored, not as much viewership. That is some really good insight on your behalf. Look at this TV critic, Chrissy Hode, they over here. Even nasally, she sounds good. I know I am a little dazy, I'm a little sick. Well, I'm a little sick in this town.

Everybody's sick in general. I'm like every face of a cough, which I've been reading about in the news. It's like a thing with this cough. It's the vaccine. We've been we got the we got the the facts. We've been facts. The 5G towers turned on and all of a sudden we all have a car. That's right. The chip. My chip. Speaking of

appointment in TV, did you watch any of the Emmys? I did not. On the next day, I was like, oh, the Emmys were on. I was seeing all the different parties and best takeaway from the Emmys. Well, apparently, at football is the one thing that everybody watched and not the Emmys. So, but I did watch some of the Emmys. I watched the opening, which I thought was pretty brilliant. And Tina Fey and Amy Polar revived their weekend update for this opening bit that they did,

which I thought was really well done. And so I thought I'd run through some of the winners and see how many of them we know, or how many of them we've seen, and then we can give our opinion. All right, just I'm not going to go through the whole entire list, but I'll go through some of them. Actually, I'll go through the entire list because you know why? We have 75 hours on this fucking show just this week alone, so you guys have to suffer through it. All right, best outstanding comedy series, Abid Elementary, I've seen a few episodes. Yes, it's cute.

Barry, I've seen most of. Barry, yeah. The bear, I am just getting into, jury duty, and the marvelous Mrs. Maisel, I've watched one or two episodes. Only murders in the building watched the first season. That's a good one. 10 last I haven't seen, and Wednesday.

Don't even know when, oh Wednesday is there. Oh yeah, Wednesday was good. Oh yeah, okay, that's what's comedy series. I guess so, I mean, it did have some comedy in it. Yeah, that's what Wednesday Adams family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was some argument about whether or not the bear was a comedy series.

Also. That's true. Yeah, but it's a 30 minute show, which I think kind of denotes like traditionally comedy shows are 30 minutes, or at least they call them sitcoms or 30 minutes. But I've now gotten into it, and I see how it could swing either way. It's a drama. I call it a drama. A drama. Okay. It's a great show. So the winner was I watched all of those by the way

I love you have you watched the bear. I have what I watched all of the bear you watched all of the bear. Okay, so the bear was a winner right. Yeah, I think it just was the second season, but they just found it that they, that's the two seasons. But because of the way that the strike happened, they actually are winning for the first season because the second season didn't qualify because whatever for whatever fucking reason. Okay, so the bear,

and what are your thoughts on the bear? I am so into it, just like three episodes in. Yeah, I'm so into it. Yeah. It's brilliant television. It really isn't something different. And I love any show about two that involves cooking and the restaurant industry. The restaurant industry. I'm gonna be through.

It reminds me a little bit of, you know, an Anthony Bourdain type thing where. I think that's what he's going for. He went off to go be this big time chef. Yeah. And then kind of came back to. Came back to his roots. Yeah. Well, Anthony went off to be a big time chef and never came back to his roots. Yeah. Well, Anthony went off to be a big time chef

and never came back to his roots. He did not. He became Anthony Bourdain is. I miss him so much. A spirit animal of mine. I do miss him very much. And I watch constantly serious XM now has whatever it is. CNN originals, channels.

And so they played no reservations on the radio. I can watch that show anytime, anywhere. I don't care how many times I've seen the episode. I'll watch it again. There's some new insight that I get from Anthony. What a brilliant, brilliant man that I just identify with so much, not that I'm brilliant. But I identify with a guy who's just was like a restaurant guy.

Yeah. His books are really good. Kinsley Confidential, and then there was another one. Kitching Confidential is amazing. You know that guy got a start? Did you, I mean you read Kitching Confidential, so you know that apparently his mom kept poking him to write an article and submitted it into the... Oh, for that part, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And submitted in one of the local like New York times or something like that and He was like what what what he's talking about and then he wrote the article He sent it in and he became like this sensation Writing sensation overnight and then he read the book. Well a married couple up like who had a production team Who wasn't doing anything with themselves said hey Anthony? What if we paid for you to travel around the world and just kind of interpret what you're seeing in different food cultures around the world? He had never traveled ever. He had been a heroin addict. Like he was in kind of a tough spot. He had been kind of a Yeah, kick around New York. Yeah, that's right. And he didn't even get nominated for anything. So why are we talking about it? Okay, here we go.

Outstanding drama series. And or another one of the 75,000 Star Wars derivative works, I think. Better Call Saul, the Crown, House of Dragon, last the last of us, succession, the White Lotus, Yellow Jackets. Seeing everyone but Andor and House of Dragon. Oh, I watched all of those. Wait, go over and read again. Okay, andor, andor. Okay, yeah. Better call, soul. Watch that, yes. House of dragon.

Watch that. The crown. Watch that. The last of us. The last of us, I did not, I couldn't get into that. I couldn't get into it. The one on HBO with the about the video game. It's a derivative work of a video game.

I watched a half of it and then I just kind of fall off. One of the most brilliant episodes. I think I just couldn't watch another show about the apocalypse. Yeah, no, I hear you. And it's very, it feels very intense. And given the time and space that we're living in, 2020 or back in 2023, it did feel a little too on the nose.

In other words, I felt like, oh, this is what's gonna happen to us in like six months from now, right? Exactly, so I didn't watch that all of that. The most brilliant, one of the most brilliant episodes of television that I watched last year was the episode that, and I think he won for this a couple of awards, where the couple, the gay couple, who are living on their own in this town where everybody else has died, passed away gone, whatever it is.

Nick Offerman. Nick Offerman. Who you would be the last guy to expect to play a gay man in a couple. I love that guy so much. He is. That is such a moving episode of television. You see that one? No, I didn't.

I read about it. You got to watch that one episode. Okay. Watch that one episode. It is so moving. Nick Offerman is so good in his partner, which I No, I didn't. I read about it. You gotta watch that one episode. Watch that one episode. It is so moving. Nick Offerman is so good in his partner, which I remember, I wish I could remember the actor's name. They are so good, and it is so touching. If you don't bring a tear to your eye,

I don't know what, then I bring a tear to your eye. I don't know what will. I mean, I just love that guy in general. First of all, he's married to Megamalali, who I love. She's funny. Yeah, she's good. The two of them are great. They had a podcast for a while called like,

Join us in bed or something. And it was like them interviewing people while they were in bed. I think it about starting a podcast network. And I was thinking about naming a podcast after you and Jeff. And I would just follow you around your house and a microphone with a microphone called Join us in bed. Join us in bed. Join us in naked cooking.

But the other thing is he's a woodworker. And yeah, he just totally made his own canoe. Like, hollowed the thing out, whittled it away, made it, and then just floated it. I, but I, that's would not be me. I am not up for woodworking. I'm not up for anything that's to do with my hands. I'd use my mouth instead.

Okay, so of all of those, succession one for outstanding drama series, I personally would have gone better call Saul. I mean, they all those are all outstanding choices. Or maybe even the crown. I don't know if the crown was so good this year. Yeah, the crown's so good this year. And it made me go watching the crown,

made me go back and want to Google everything, you know, who these people actually looked like, and what actually happened here and there. It was, the crown was written, is being written, was written by a very famous biographer, or author, like a person who would keep an expert, essentially, in the crotch. A royal watcher.

Yeah, a royal watcher. But like a guy who was known to expert essentially in the crotch. A royal watcher. A royal watcher. But a guy who was known to know what was going on inside. So a lot of it is dramatic. In other words, they're just making it up as they go along. But some of it is based on a true story. Outstanding, limited or anthology series. Beef, Dahmer, Daisy Jones in the Six. Fleischman is in trouble.

Obi-Wan fucking Kenobi. That's right, God. That's right, God. We just don't need another starboard series. Oh, no, it's so much. I would say, I would pick Dahmer of this, but I didn't see Daisy Jones in the Six. I did, and it was good.

Was it? Yeah, it was good. And I haven't watched Beef. And Beef was the winner. Yeah, Beef gets all of these accolades and good for beef. Yeah. But once again, I couldn't get through the whole thing because halfway through, I'm like, there's so being so mean to each other.

And I just. Chris, he's a little feeling he's got. Hi, bye. Chris, he has big feelings, Guys, I know in the end, apparently, they, they learn things about looking at it up from other people's perspectives. And that kind of thing, which I always like to say, yeah, you know, when if somebody cuts me off in traffic or something like that, I say, you know what,

they're having a bad day. I do not say that at all. We don't know what it's going on in someone else's life. You are so much better than I am, because I'm like, F did you say those words? And I said, I'm sorry, daddy's was a little upset. And he goes, why are you so angry with that stranger? And I was like, oh God, I gotta shut my fucking mouth. I'm gonna end up with kids that are just terrible as I am. Outstanding talk series, daily show with Trevor Noah,

Jimmy Kimmel live, late night with Seth Meyers, the late show with Stephen Colbert the problem with John Stewart all of which I have seen The late show the daily show with Trevor Noah is the winner and I I tend to agree with that though. I do like Jimmy Kimmel live I like all those. Yeah Jimmy Kimmel's my boy. I like Jimmy Kimmel and John Stewart so fucking smart I like I used to love the daily show back when he did it Oh, God was so good. It was, yeah. I loved it.

But Trevor was a great replacement. He was. He was a great replacement. He was fantastic. Who's doing it now? They have all, this is like, there's a guest. There's a type stuff for him. Big controversy.

Roy Woods, Jr., right? Who was a correspondent for them? Okay. Did a, I mean, I guess a stint as the host. And he was so fucking good. And a lot of people were like, he wins. He's it, he's gonna be the permanent replacement. But they're doing another season with all guests.

Yes. Hosts. And so Roy was like, I'm not doing this anymore. Either you're gonna pick somebody or you're not gonna pick somebody, but I'm not gonna be your little bitch running around, you know, everyone. So they win and Roy gets up there and somebody,

somebody has way too much fucking time on their hands, made an Instagram reel and the Instagram reel is zoomed in on Roy who's standing in the background and he is mouthing the words, somebody pick a host, please. And I was like, wow, he is really upset about this. But I guess I would be too. He spent like 10 years there or something. And I think they had indicated he was going to, you know, TV's bunch of sharks anyway. Outstanding, just like

podcasting, outstanding reality show competition, the amazing race I haven't seen in years, RuPaul's Drag Race. I have not watched, I watched a couple episodes, but I haven't seen in years. RuPaul's Drag Race, I have not watched, I've watched a couple episodes, but I haven't watched recently. Survivor, Top Chef, The Voice, RuPaul's Drag Race, one, because I have not seen RuPaul's Drag Race recently. I would have said Top Chef, because Top Chef is consistently a fantastic show. What do you think?

I haven't seen any of those recently. Yeah, I don't watch The Voice either, or amazing race. So I guess I'm just picking the one that actually is my dad and I thought about being contested. Did you really? Yeah, we just technically would make, well, this is 20 years ago. Why could you do it now?

They have old people on. Right. You don't think your dad's up for it? We decided that we would work the best together. And that is part of it, you know, being the team. What about you and Jeff? You guys don't think you and Jeff would do it? Yeah, maybe.

I don't think that's certain. I would do it. I mean, we're really good. Jeff has time to do it. Yeah, that's true. I don't have time to do it. No, none of us do anymore. I was in college by an hour like we could do this.

You could do that. I always thought about me and Patrick or me and Kevin. I would do the daredevil things. You would do all the exciting things and he could just be in charge of planning. He would be like, okay, now we need to go by ticket to this. And yeah, I think I could be a good negotiator, trying to get like free tickets and upgrades

and all this other stuff and manipulating other people to do things on our behalf, and then ask for it to be great at getting us wherever we need to go on time Yes, and packing she's really good at that too And she's super smart and I think she would do a lot of the daredevil stuff. Well, no, no, no, she wouldn't do the daredevil Outstanding scripted variety series the black lady sketch show is fucking hilarious last night last week tonight with John Oliver and Sadden and I live last week tonight with John Oliver and Saturday Night Live, last week tonight with John Oliver one. He's my favorite. He's so good.

Brilliant. Yeah. Outstanding variety special. The Apple Music Super Bowl half time show starring Rihanna. You get more convoluted. Chris Rock, selective outrage, Elton John Live, farewell from Dodger Stadium, The Oscars, and the 75th Tony Awards. Really?

Other awards as a part of an award set. I guess so. It was Elton John who won. I watched it. It was good. I didn't think it was like fantastic. Outstanding lead actor in a comedy series, Bill Hader for Barry, Jason Segal for shrinking, Martin Short only, only murders in the building.

Jason Sadekis for Ted lasso and Jeremy Alan white for the bear who won it. I think any of those gentlemen could have won it. I haven't watched Ted lasso, but any of the other ones I think they could have won the outstanding lead actors in a comedy series Christina apogate dead to me Rachel run Hanson the maron, the marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Quintana Brunson for Abbott Elementary, Natasha Leon for Pokerface, Jenna Ortega for Wednesday, Quintan Brunson won for, Quintana Brunson won for Abbott Elementary. I love Natasha Leon, she's funny. She's so good.

Okay, let's take a short break and then we'll be back. We'll cover a few more and then we are going to continue our delve into season number five with some of our old favorites as we bring back a special Friday episode for you to Risa Caputo. So we'll get to that in just a few minutes. We'll be back. Sorry to interrupt, but that's kind of my thing these days. If you're sick of me interrupting Brian, give us a call at 626-ask-TCB3, leave us a voicemail, and maybe I'll interrupt you on the show instead.

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Oh, that was good. I didn't the old man. Oh, that was good. I didn't watch that one. Oh, it's good. Is it really? Yeah, but it only went halfway. Like, it's still due to the second half of it. Yeah, because you know, he was, he was, it was in an accident or he had something wrong.

He almost died. Jeff Bridges did. Yeah, he did. Yes. I didn't know this about him. Yes. Jeff Bridges, the big libous actor. I can't remember exactly. The guy who was a big libousky. The big libousky? Yeah. He did? Yes. I didn't know this about him. Yes. Jeff Bridges is a big libous out there. I can't remember if I was an illness.

Yes. The guy who was a big libousky. The big libousky? Yeah. You're kidding me. No shit. So because of his help, they couldn't do, they couldn't complete the whole season.

So we're still do. Oh. Another part of it. Okay. So he's in, he was nominated for the old man, Brian Cox for succession. He was good in that. Kiran Culkin for succession, Bob Odin Kirk

for Better Call Saul, Pedro Pascal for the last of us. And Jeremy Strong for succession, this is a list full of succession. Kieran Colken. Oh, the great show. One. Oh, Colken one. Do you think his brothers like all have said to him

that he's like now made quite a star of himself? No. Do you think there's a little sibling rivalry? I don't know. McColley had his time. You know, like two movie. Two movie. Two movie.

Two movie. He was like everywhere. Yeah. Uncle Buck, home alone one, home alone two. Am I right? Am I right? Name another movie. Oh, Angel.

He was an angel too. And that was a pretty good movie. The one about the nightclub. He was just out and about and around. Because Marie was friends with Michael Jackson, I think, too. And then he dated Mela. Kunis? Yes, for years.

Oh, wow. Good for him. Yeah, I mean, if you consider that the role of a lifetime, yes. Okay. Outstanding lead actor in a drama series, actress, in a drama series. Sharon Horton, for bad sisters, Melanie Linsky for yellow jackets, Elizabeth Moss for the hand-made-ins tale, Bella Ramsey for the last of us, Carrie Russell for the diplomat and

Sarah Snook for succession, and she won for succession. I have watched all of these except for bad sisters. That's sisters was good. That's good. Yeah, did you watch yellow jackets? did I love it you know what I'm realizing I love it I love it as we're going through this list I actually don't watch just TLC I watch quite a bit this is good I do not see my seven little Johnston's on here just by the way fuck you for snubbing the

other some little jobs yeah where's the seven little jobs? Dance. Outstanding lead actor in a limited series. Okay, I don't know if we need to go through every single one of these. Let's do the movie, and then we'll move on. Okay, here we go. Ready? Movie. Lizzie Kaplan, Fleischman is in trouble.

Jessica Chastain, Georgian Tammy, Dominique Fishback for Swarm, Catherine Hahn for tiny beautiful things. Georgian Tammy, Dominique Fishback for Swarm, Catherine Hahn for Tiny Beautiful Things, Riley Kehoe for Daisy Jones in the Sixth, and Ali Wong for Beef, she won for Beef, and again, I haven't seen it so I can't say much about it. I don't think I've seen it. Georgian Tammy, I watched, that was really good. Yeah.

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I guess. I just want to see if we can get to like the actual, okay, you know what that's satisfied. That's it. The M's is just TV, right? The M's is just TV. Okay, what's the one that encompasses everything? The critics choice awards and the Golden Globes.

The Golden Globes. Yeah, the Golden Globes was also. Was that the night before or the two nights before? Was that Joe Koi? That was a... Ha ha ha ha. Listen, it's a thankless job. You can't win so many people I've tried and lost.

You've tried to be funny. You're gonna offend somebody. Yeah. Everyone's gonna make fun of you for making fun of them. They, a lot of people in that audience are big babies. They are sent over sensitive people who can't handle a joke. And it's just a terrible, I think it's a terrible job. Like, I was thinking about this as I was watching

Koi kind of do his thing. And I agreed. Like, it wasn't the best performance I've ever seen a host. But he had just a month to prepare. Right. That's what I read. And I think that legitimately he's saying that and I think that could legitimately be a problem. It's problematic if you just have a month to prepare. Yeah, quick. Be funny. Yeah. In front of the world. Be funny and read all these other jokes and all these other people wrote and go right at some stars and you're not quite at their level. And no one, you know, who is this guy before that?

He was on Chelsea Handler's show. He's a very famous standup comic. He fills Auditoriums and Rooms, but it's not like he's a famous television star or movie star. And he goes in there and he starts going at Taylor Swift. Like who's gonna win that, who in the public's opinion? Who's gonna win that battle?

Taylor Swift every single time. She didn't find the jokes that he made funny. I get it, it wasn't that funny. But at the same time, it's like nobody wins in that situation. So when everybody from Chris Rock to everybody is saying no, I don't wanna host any of those award shows anymore, I get it. You know who was great at that?

Tina Fey and Amy Polo. There we go. They're big old fat TV, that's an actual fat, but big fat TV stars, and they've made friend friend nice, nice with everybody in the audience. And so a little good natured ribbing is gonna come across much better than having a stand up comedian who probably knows not many people in that audience

personally and then have him come out and start making fun of people. And be like, who the fuck is this guy? And why is he making fun of me? Exactly. So I say give him a break. You know, comedy is a hit or miss type thing, as you know, if you've listened to the commercial break.

And what can you do? You know, he did a job. He did a thing. He did a thing. He didn't do it all that well, but he did a thing. He tried. A for effort, that's all I gotta say. Okay, we've been running through some of our favorites at the beginning of season number five

We've done Frankie B We've done mountain monsters. We've gone back to the plaza our favorite Adam the lions and liar. We've got great feedback on that particular episode because it is fucking crazy He is an insane human being Illusional. Yeah, well, He's totally delusional. Yeah. And he is so full of shit and himself, it's amazing that anyone can't, that there's not a human being on earth that can't see through this guy directly. But, you know, I guess there's a sucker born every minute.

All right. So one of our favorites, we have been doing for so long that we have been busting on so long, such a hypocrite, such a liar, such a woman so full of shitarizer brown, Teresa Caputo. Now for those of you just joining the show, you haven't heard of Teresa Caputo episode. Chrissy and I are gonna say this on Chrissy and I's behalf. If you believe you can contact the dead, if you believe in this type of thing, we're not making fun of that.

That particular thing, we're not making fun of, because you know why? I'm not sure we can't communicate with the dead either. I'm not sure there aren't any. So it's not there either. I haven't seen any. I haven't particularly communicated with the dead. Chrissy and I have a code word that we're gonna use

when one of us die, so we can see if we can communicate with the dead. It's the fact that Teresa Caputo is so wrong about so many things, and this is essentially, this is a gypsy parlor trick that she is doing on a mass communication platform, like television or radio or podcasting. She is just using this gypsy parlor trick to her benefit, to her great financial benefit, by the way. We believe, yeah, the old trick is that you throw out a general statement, who had a leg?

Who's relative out of life? Does anybody in the audience know somebody with eyes? Yeah, then you wait for the response from some people and then you little it down, little it down, yeah. And if you don't get the response you're looking for, you just switch to somebody else. You piggy-front, essentially. We call it piggy-front, and she calls it piggy-backing,

which is by the way, the stickers that we're giving out right now, if you'd like a sticker, one by one inch, feel free to contact us at the website. So, and we also believe we know some of her tricks, which is that her hair, which is clearly fake, is sitting on top of her head like that because she has a communication device installed on top of that hair. Now, I don't have any proof of this. I just think it's the most likely place.

Her ears are covered up. Always covered up. Yes. So we're thinking there's some kind of little mic, yeah. Like a speaker in her ear or possibly even some like electrodes that like, you know, yes, once, twice, just throw some water on her and watch her fry. So, we've gone through a bunch of what we call cold readings with Teresa.

Like when she's sitting one on one on her A&E special, those are all pre-planned. They obviously have a lot of time to figure out what's going on with the person. It's not like you just show up at somebody's house and all of a sudden you're giving them a reading. The producers take months and months to research and investigate the person that she's about to read

so that they know plenty about that person before they walk in the door. The cold readings where she's in like, you know, Jenny Jones or yeah, live with Regis and Kelly or whatever. When she's in those type of environments, she's doing what's called a cold reading. And almost unanimously, she is terrible at it

and she will literally press people into saying what she wants to say. So all of that said, I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do like to do, and I should probably have fixed my internet before I came back here. And we, this you like to do too. I like to do this too.

It's just I just leave my computer screen open on the studio wall. Here is Teresa at Meredith Vieira. I think we've done one of these before with Meredith Vieira, but this is a different occasion or different part of the same episode. I'm not particularly sure which one. And so what I would like to do is I certainly would like to play this for you now, Chrissy. Let's do it.

All right. All right. So most of us can't communicate with those, or we've blocked ourselves, but can you explain what the experience is like? Is there any movie or TV show that even gets it partially correct? My two favorite is The Sixth Sense and Ghost.

It's my favorite. And why? She gives this response at every single place that she goes. The Sixth Sense and the Ghost. And you know why she does the Sixth Sense and the Ghost? Because they make the people who can talk to the dead look like heroes. It's not ugly or messy. It's all buttoned up and clean.

Why those? What is it that? Well, the Sixth Sense, I feel like that's how ugly or messy. It's all buttoned up and clean. Why those? What is it that? Well, the sixth sense I feel like that's how I grew up. I just would just see things and feel things and sense things that I didn't realize not everybody else was. I mean, I actually thought it was normal. I thought everyone sensed and felt the same things that I did. And goes because I feel like she connected with the person.

Because I feel like Demi Moore's really looks good to me. And I'm like a Demi Moore like character. Senality of the souls. And that's why I feel is the best validation. That's why I once bitch communicate with personality the way that they were before they was sick to really validate for us that when the soul leaves the physical body we leave any disease,

ailment, or disability behind. Is any spirit? How convenient, Chrissy. How convenient. Communicating with you right now. Well, there's always fear souls present. I always sense and feel them. But what happens is when we're

coming straight through my ear. Oh, oh. A lot of truth. I don't know. They're all just present. So they will guide me to be somewhere. Someone I could be speaking over here, and you might say, oh my God, but that sounds like me.

Know that that's a message from your loved ones as well. I love what she says, know that that. You know, she's like, to directing you to know something. She's implanting an idea in your head. So you automatically understand her bullshit. It's not bullshit. This is how it's supposed to go down.

But there was a mother energy that stepped forward, and she said to me, she goes, my daughter is so upset that she didn't bring my jewelry or didn't wear something. I feel like I would always wear it or have it every day. And I didn't bring it today, today, I won't. This is the third time we have reviewed to Rita today of all days.

We have all days, the day that I'm going to go see the woman that talks to ghosts. I'm not going to wear my mom's mask. I'm not going to wear my mom's. I'm not going to wear the thing that would clearly connect me with this. And by the way, notice she's using a negative to put in a positive. So she's saying, I'm getting a sign from somebody that they didn't bring the piece of jewelry that their mom left them. Well, how many people have passed away and left something for a loved one

that's just sitting on a desk or in a safe somewhere at home, of course. Days, I didn't bring it. Look at this audience, they're all there. They're just staring. They're like staring at her there. I don't know. That's how I felt.

And I felt that I was over here. Is it your mom that that supported? But did you always bring things, well, I don't care if you always carry the picture of her. Like I felt you always had her with you and like today was the day you didn't bring her in a whole days to recess here. I'm wearing a song.

I've got a song on it connects me with the right of my ass. Love Meredith. All and she wanted to come to the show. We were here in October and we had an issue when you didn't get in. We came back in December. We came back on the 12th. She died on the 11th. But we came in. Wait, how did you come back on the 12th, but she died on the 11th? We would have had a win to the show. She's dead. She died on the 12th. Roll her own bones on that one. She's dead. We went ahead and came to the shop. I'm fraud

Everybody mom would want me to go to Maryland. Yeah, come on mom. We're going anyway Way to be here and then we found out you were coming today and we're like mom Come on tell us that you went to Meredith with us. So you Amazing there you go the piece of jewelry there you go, you brought her up. There you go. It's amazing. There you go, the piece of jewelry, the picture, the something. Her bones. It's about that. It wasn't a piece of jewelry or a picture.

It was her actual bones you rolled on down over here. Thank you. That's amazing. That's amazing. She's surprised even, she's even surprised. She got that one right. And she's like, wow, I'm good at this. And I want to talk about the husband

as stepping forward that is deported. I want to talk about the husband as stepping forward that is deported. Want to talk about the husband who lost their husband? The entire audience is the guy. I don't know if they talk about the dead husband. Does anybody have a husband who is dead or alive? Or you thought about having a husband? Or one time you saw somebody with a husband. Oh, there we go, off the end.

There, tell me I'm over here. Did you lose your husband, ma'am? Your husband wants to just take this opportunity. She goes to like a fairly old person. Yeah, I mean, ladies probably like 80 or 85. She's like, did you lose your husband, ma'am? What a guess. Yeah.

For the way that you cared for him, do you understand that? I used to beat him most loosely. Yeah. He says, I give you the way you cared for him. Do you understand that? I was defeated mercilessly. He says, I give you the way you cared for him. Well, now, while that sounds nice and comforting, yeah, to the woman, like, hopefully, somebody took care of somebody. I say, we're dying. Exactly.

Like, this is such an obvious route. Like, who's not going to take care of someone when they're passing away, especially if it's your husband? Well, actually, I don't know the answer to it. She'd probably be like, thank God, good to written. See you later. Wish I was able to tell her that. And he says, and do you know how she took care of me

and never showed me her frustrations? Is that correct, ma'am? And you would go in a room and cry and say, I can't. No, she's not gonna cry when her husband's fancy away. I mean, I'm not making fun of the woman's grief. No, no. This is not about the woman. This is about Teresa.

It's so ridiculous. Who doesn't go in a room and cry? One of my kids falls down in cries and I feel like I'm gonna cry with them. Do this. Your husband wants to thank you for caring for him and allowing him to leave the physical world with dignity and grace. He shat himself. That's tough. Did he used to call you my darling or?

Did he used to call you my darling or or my love or or anything else that means you know sweetie you know I didn't use to say any of it did your husband say I do? He did? See? Amazing. Was there something? Because he leaned on me. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes.

Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes.

Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. before I don't you know I don't think that that's a common term. I've never heard of it. Oh my God, Teresa, shut your fucking fat face. What are you talking about? You've never heard anyone use the term I love you, darling. There are songs. It's there's a whole like universe of darling related things you can say to people who

doesn't say darling. I say darling. And by the way, the lady is 85 years old. If darling isn't a common used word in 2024, it certainly was when she was a kid. So just know that it is just his way of saying that he was she told you how much he appreciated as a darling. He said that. If he didn't say it, he wish he had said it. Is there anybody who wishes they had said something to somebody? No? Yes? Okay.

Reportedly how much he loves you. Thank you. I want to talk about the son that departed. What if she's like, no, no, wait, I want to keep talking to him. That's it. That's like my question every fucking time. No, no, no, don't go away. You're talking to my dad husband.

Yeah. I want to ask him some questions. I want to learn more here. That's right. If some one said, Nico is back, and I could smell him. If you want to tell you what a wonderful doggy father you were. Oh, wait, sorry. I'll take this phone call.

Be right back. It's the pharmacy calling about my vitamin D. I'll be right back. E-E. Want to talk about the son that's departed. Oh, God. I want to talk about he takes responsibility for his departure. Do you understand that?

He takes responsibility for his departure. How terrible! How terrible, Teresa! This does not mean that it might not be your loved one as well. Do you understand that? I hate what you just do. But when she says you must know or you know, I'm just like, it drives me fucking crazy. How this lady understands that?

Do you understand that? Do you understand that? Do you understand that? Do you understand that? Remember that one time she was yelling at the black guy? Yes, yes. She was like, was he a drug dealer. As she was totally racial profile. Did he live in the hood?

Yeah, it was bad. And then the guy was like, no. And she's like, I think he did. I think he did. Why? Because I'm black? All right, let's take a second break here. We're gonna get back with more Teresa Caputo. After these messages will be right back.

Sorry to interrupt, but that's kind of my thing these days. If you're sick of me interrupting Brian, give us a call at 626-ask-TCB3, leave us a voicemail, and maybe I'll interrupt you on the show instead. You'd love that wouldn't ya? You can also text us at 855-TCB8383 and check out our website tcbpodcast.com for all things TcV. You know what's coming next. Follow us on Instagram, at the commercial break, and on TikTok at tcbpodcast. And now, let's listen to some sponsors because they're the real ones around here. Let us not dilly dally, Chrissy. Let us get back right into Teresa Caputo lying to an entire audience of people for her financial gain.

At forward, he opened up his hands and showed me the white doves, which is my symbol for that his soul is someone with her. Can you just hold that please? Oh my God, we had white doves at the funeral. It's my sign for someone as departed. It's about like on half of the tombstones out there. Chrissy. The dubs. Yes.

I'm seeing a tombstone. Does anyone know a dead person with a tombstone? That's my sign for they've died. I'm. When spirit steps forward and takes responsibility for their departure, it means that they do not want us to carry the burdens or guilt or the should of could have would have.

So the only ifs that they would still be here. carry the burdens or guilt or the should of could have would have. So the only ifs that they would still be here. The white doves is my symbol for the youth here. That would be anybody. That would be anybody. Any human being. Anybody that's in the middle of behind. Yes.

What if? What if? This is such general fucking horse poop that I can't even, it's hard for me to swallow anything she says because it's so generalized that it could literally have to do with any departed human being ever. And everybody here, or not everybody, but some segment of the audience is so desperate and sorrowful about their loved one departing that they are desperate to hear anything comforting. And I just read into it.

You know? I wish they would call like better helpers. I could have said. Like, that his soul is not a piece because of the way that he departed. So you know that his soul is safe in a peace with God and more importantly, thanking you for all of the prayers. Did he have, how old was he?

Did he have a girlfriend? She's ready for me. He nailed down and said, well, you marry me. So were you supposed to get married or did you talk about getting married? Yeah. Oh. He just knelt down that bad tree, then.

He's your reason. He just knelt down. He's not in the head of my way. He's in the head now. Why does he not give you a walk date to reason? Hey. Down that bad tree, so that's terrible Did I will you gonna get his handwriting tattooed on you? Right here. I have, I love you right here. And I'm just gonna get it right here. Oh my God. I don't even know if I need to explain this to the TCB audience, but let me explain.

She has a tattoo that says, I love you in handwriting, very visible on her arm. And Teresa just asked, were you going to get handwriting tattooed on your arm? You know why? Because she can see. That's, yes, or one of her producers saw it some time beforehand and is now telling her in her ear that there is handwriting tattooed on her arm. Now this doesn't mean now you have to leave the show and go get the tattoo. That is not what this is about.

It's about. It's about. He wants you to know that he wanted to marry you and don't ever get married to another man. Stay celibate for the rest of your life, yes. Him, you knowing that he knows that you were going to do this. I know that he knows that you know. I know that he knows that you know. I know that he knows that you know

that this was something you thought about. He might think you might think that he might do. And he's telling me right now in my earpiece underneath my wig. Do you try to go through his departure? Because he tries to bring me through it and then he hits me in the back of the head. So when Spirit does,, I'm damn bullshit.

This is such fucking god damn. He hits me in the back of the head. Well, doesn't it? What? I mean, wouldn't that be distracting to her? Like, oh, my God, I just got hit in the back of the head. Shut up, Chrissy, I'm trying to marry her from the other side. I get hit in the head.

I didn't see any movement. No. By the way, didn't see any movement. By the way, didn't see any movement. Maybe that's where she wears the hair like that. It's kind of like a helmet. I know, it's the one thing. Forget it. She's getting hit man.

Left and right. I just got hit by a ghost penis in my back. That's my sign for he wants to consummate the relationship. One last time. If you remember how he said ghost was a good representation, I'm here to facilitate a love-making session between you and your dead boyfriends. Yeah.

The one thing that gets me every time we watch it, the one thing that makes me know for sure that she's full of shit is there is no human being on earth that could be communicating with four people at the same time. Yeah. None. How does she keep talking, rambling that fucking yapper of hers, and still getting messages from the other side.

I do talk to somebody holding, you know, a conversation with somebody, and then she's also holding it and getting it in the back of the head. Yeah, would you? And hearing from all of these spirits that are in the room. Yeah, and how is she communicating back with them by the way? Oh, no.

Because she's not talking to them. Is it just come out of her mind? Yeah, I guess so. Things like that for me, it's my symbol for that they didn't suffer. back with them by the way. Oh no. Because she's not talking to them. Is it just come out of her mind? Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Things like that for me, it's my symbol for that they didn't suffer. When she hit, when you get hit on the back of the head, well come on over to TCV. I'm going to show you how much I did in the suffer. Oh my God.

That's what we were wondering. Because of how we died. So wanting you to know that he did not suffer, do you understand that? Did you, why do I feel trapped? He goes, I wasn't trapped, I was fine, do you understand that? So whatever happened to his physical body, whatever happened, he says,

I want you to know that from the blow to the head. That Jesus Christ, Theresa. My soul did not feel anything from that blue to the head fair. Yes. And that he did not suffer. What a terrible, terrible thing to be saying to people. I mean, just terrible. He talks about his right side or his right head,

too, with doves. Yeah. So you understand also the dove reference as well. Did you actually think that you saw your son in the hallway in the house or outside a bedroom door? My mom did, she called me the other day and told me that he was standing in the doorway and he said, tell my mom that I'm okay, perfect.

Okay, so this sounds remarkably accurate, right? Like, oh my God, she actually struck on something. He had tattoos of doves and she said doves at the beginning and now her mom, she's a guy and a hallway and all this other stuff. You gotta understand, just like her live shows, they place plants all over the place, like people that work for her,

that stand in line with the audience, or that are mingling amongst them while they're in some part of the, maybe waiting for the show to start or whatever. And they are listening to everything that you say because they are picking up on stuff, because if you're going to see Teresa Caputo, then it's likely you're sharing with other people around because if you're going to see Teresa Caputo, then it's likely you're sharing with other people around you why you're there to see Teresa Caputo.

My mom just saw him the other day, I know he's still with us. You know, he had doves on his arm, or here's a picture. We've also talked about too, that they get everybody's name, you know, and then they can go do a search on Facebook or things like to get some clues. Yes, if you go to Teresa Caputo, if you go to a degree on Facebook or things like to get some clues. Yes, if you go to Teresa Caputo show,

they will get the information about you personally. Yeah, because we're trying to go. We were going to try and do it, right? Yeah, they vet you out. They don't want to be sneakers. Naysayers. Naysayers, you know what, actually, we said, it wouldn't be great to be in the audience for one of these.

And there is almost no video of her doing an actual live show, like in an auditorium. She tours around the country and does this. I found one video, one brave soul, who actually recorded it, an entire Theresa Caputa thing. However, the audio is shite. I wish I could play it, but it's just not very good. Yeah.

Did you just get the goosebumps, ma'am? Know that that was your son's soul that just moved right through you. I asked him. Oh my God. That's terrible. It's cold in here, though. How do you sleep at night? Yeah, it's cold in here.

It's a TV studio. They keep them very cold, just like the TV studio. Your son's soul just passed right through you. Yeah, it's kind. To allow you to feel him. So you knew that this was real and that where you go, your son's soul goes with you. And that what your mother saw was his soul.

He wasn't with you at that specific time. He. Oh my God. He's always with you except, but he was in your mom. Yeah, when he was over there and he was passing through her, he's always with you except, but he was in your mom. Yeah, when he was over there, and he was passing through her, he's always with you except when he's not.

And he's not with you most of the time because there are some hot ass up here in heaven. I'm telling you what, I just got a penis into my ear and that means that he's having, he found a ghost partner. himself for a brief moment validating that he is okay. Did you lay him to rest in casual wear.

Oh, I love don't I look great Teresa. And he has me viewing his physical body and he's like I love how they put me late to rest. Okay tell me what exactly he's wearing and tell me what he looks like. Yeah, you can't do that. Yes, he me viewing his physical body. Yes, this is a producer quickly looking at stuff on Facebook. Why wouldn't she say he's wearing a brown coat and jeans?

That's right. Was he wearing a brown coat and jeans? Did he have black hair and blue eyes? Did he have a mustache for me? I've seen him right now. He's showing me. Yeah, give me a minute while I talk to him. It's none of that stuff happens because it's just a producer filtering shit into her

ear. He always wore a white tee and jeans and that's how we laid them. Perfect. So know that he wants to thank you for that. He also says, he goes, Teresa, he goes, do you not hear him? Do you sometimes hear him call your name? Because he goes, you are the first person

that's actually saying what I'm saying. He goes, this is cool. He goes, can I like come with you? And I'm like, no! I'm like, you're going home with them. I got my own dead people. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER No, I got to go home and smoke a bunch of weed so I don't feel all these guilt. Unbelievable. LAUGHTER APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE Clap. So, don't let me hear him, know that that is him. You're not crazy. It's not your imagination. It's not wishful thinking. Do you guys wear bracelets in memory of him? Yes.

Perfect. I saw this. Perfect. They're right on my arm. Right where you can see them. Amazing to receive. You're amazing. How does this woman sleep at night?

I just don't know. Gosh, we don't have him today. Perfect. But do you have dubbed jewelry? Yeah, we all got it. Who are you? That's his sister. That's perfect.

Oh. Oh, amazing. You wear a dubbed jewelry. He didn't talk about you. Yeah. A sister. Who's this bitch? Who are you?

He just asked me, who's this bitch? That's his sister. Others, that's his Others. I ate it. Tell her. So you were the dog bracelet and memory of your brother. Perfect. Because he goes, this would be terrible if I didn't acknowledge my sister. Yeah.

That's recovery. Yeah. Nice recovery. You didn't, he didn't say that's my sister. Before you ask the question, who are you? I've become hot on. He didn't say that's my sister. Before you ask the question, who are you? I've become a hot-hot. You didn't get that basic information from him. That's my sister, that's my mom, and that's my girlfriend,

who I was gonna propose to, but unfortunately, I passed away. So here, let me get down on one knee. Yeah, yeah. Also, let me show you my physical body. Yes. And the casual clothes. Also, there's this chick on 29th string.

Do you think you could make a swing by her apartment on the way home? Pissed D with his music you play in your car with his iPod or iPhone or something? Just the music. Oh, just the music. That you used to listen to. But who has his phone?

He talks about his phone. I can't find her. So you're upset about that. I don't know. You wish you could have that phone. So no, she didn't know that. Yeah, I can't find her. Oh, so you're upset about that. And you wish you could have that phone. Yes. So no, she didn't know that. Yeah, she didn't know that.

She didn't pick that part up. She was playing his music through his phone until his phone was lost. And then he's like, oh, that I could hear him perfectly clearly for a minute there. But then it was some static. The call drops. I just got a, he didn't have his phone. Were you playing the CDs? Is iPods? Is anything? No, no, no. What about didn't have his phone with it. Where you play the CDs, his iPods, is anything? No, no, no.

What about his phone on his phone? Who's got his phone? Oh, no one. Oh, no one. Do you have a droid, a TV, a computer, a fan? Do you have a record player? It's something, especially when spirit brings up something that you long to have or want to have.

And he says, don't worry, no one stole it. So I don't know if you're worried about that. Where are you, where are you? And I just, because I sort of like shoved under receipt or shoved under something. We were thinking where the phone was. Yeah. And we were trying to figure out if it was under the car

and they couldn't find it. So just know that it's OK. You're going to do the tree and bench and memory of him. OK. You're going to do the tree and bench and memory of him. You're going to do the tree and bench and memory of him. This is all on her Facebook page. I can almost guarantee it. Yeah.

Such horseshit. We did that already. Perfect. So know that he knows about that. Well, you were going to add something. My producer is really about that. I know. My producer is in front of me of us this also.

Let me ask you a question about this, because this is really interesting. I'm just thinking about this. Why is it sometimes the spirits talk to her and say direct things, and then sometimes they don't actually say anything to her, they just give her symbols? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it could be, I feel like it.

The back of that. Yeah. When she gets stuff right, they said he said it to her, but when she doesn't get stuff right, he's just using symbols to talk. Mm-hmm. Oh, because I go,

why'd you tell me that they're going to and he goes, oh, because they're gonna add something to it. Every holiday may be different. We did she say that to him. I mean, what? Yeah, when exactly is this going down? There's, you have not stopped yammering

the entire time you've been talking to this girl. And but all of the sudden, there's these complete paragraphs that are coming out of it. How do you memorize this? I can't even keep up with one conversation with Chrissy. Different things on it. Well I'm very sorry for your loss and make up bless you and your family. Thank you. Such bullshit Theresa. I just don't know how I just don't know how she sleeps at night.

Listen there are there are a lot of things that I can forgive, right? But I think playing with people's emotions like that seems like something I would never do. I would never do. Yeah, I mean, some people are looking for that. They're looking for, I mean, Teresa's one of many that are out there that'll do this kind of thing. But yeah, I just don't see how the whole thing goes down.

First of all, well, she's talking to him. You don't understand the minutiae of it? I'm talking. Yeah, how all that happens. And then I also don't understand how these people wouldn't want to continue to keep talking to Teresa. Like, oh, boom, boom, that's it. Just talk to her.

Just talk to somebody that was dead, that I love very much, and I'm good with that. Yeah. So our question every single fucking time is, how does Teresa not have a million stalkers? Because I don't think they even really believe it at the end of the day. They go home and they realize that I had all this stuff on Facebook. Right, I had all this shit on Facebook.

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