The Commercial Break - Meow Meow, Jeff...Meow Meow

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

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Mr. Ponton, I believe you have a filter turned on in the video settings. You might want to, uh, uh, we're trying to, we're, can you hear me, Judge? I can hear you. I think it's a filter. And it is. And I don't know how to remove it. I've got my assistant here. She's trying to, but, uh, I'm prepared to go forward with it. That's, I'm here live I'm here live, I'm not a cat. Oh, I'm not a cat.

On this episode of the commercial break. Yeah, you got a few fans out there. At first it was people would mention me, right? Not always in the positive. Like, they'd be like, when does this guy shut up, right? It's kind of like, does his yell. Yeah, all he does is yell and not let his co-host talk. Which is true.

That's what I thought earlier really. Yeah. I think one on cast box said something about it. Somebody check on Chrissy. That's right. What kind of weird stuff do you can Jeff get into in the bedroom? What? Brian, what do you mean? It's a cover, it's so great, what do you mean Brian?

Do you guys like to, is there like a little dress up? Sometimes? I've been known to dress up. Okay, there you go, see that's I'm not asking for all the details. I'm just asking for some. You gotta open up a little bit. You're not getting another job after this, so fuck up with that about it. I don't know. You're not getting another job after this, so fuck up for that about it.

I don't know. Today we're gonna actually try me looking into the bowl like a normal cat would. I'm really excited about it. Okay, that's the milk for you. This guy's like, whatever you'd like. Oh my god, yeah. What can I get you back? I've set up a litter box in the laundry room. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dear friend, Kristen Joy. Holy best to you, Chrissy. That's you Brian.

I'm best to you on the air in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this The Commercial Break. It's not for everyone, but fact news or fiction is guaranteed in 15 seconds or less, or your money bag, go to the brand new tcbpodcast.com to collect your earnings.

Hey, we're better than most, but not better than the best. There you go. That's our work. That was from a review that we got. We just want to say a big shout out and thank you. We wish we could respond to the reviews and give at least a heart emoji. That's what those guys do. I personally would like to thank everybody.

Chrissy wants to be all nice to everybody on the podcast universe, but Brian knows better. You're just making fun of us silently The people who don't like us never say a word For every review there's 10,000 people today does all right We'll go over a few of them. I don't want to be one of those shows But I guess what we want of those shows today. Yeah, everybody does this whole trick All right, we'll do it once. We're doing it once.

We're getting a lot of Frankie B. Everybody wants Frankie B back, but I got to be honest about this, so I was just telling Chrissy because, you know, part of this is because I feel like we have warned the fuck out of Frankie B. We did 10 episodes about Frankie B in total. That's a lot to just bounce on one character, right? And now while he certainly is my favorite TCB foil of all time, I wish we could, honestly, I'd start a separate podcast just for Frankie B.

Like the Frankie, I don't know what we call it, Frankie TCB or whatever we want to call it. But the truth is, Frankie does not release content like he used to. Yeah, he used to release some time. And I guess he doesn't have that big of a following, so I suppose if we had been doing this for four years and still only had 200 views or listeners, we might think differently about TCP. I think he's concentrating on his salon suite.

So all sweet! Look at my body! Look at my salon suite! Frankie B, favorite foil of the commercial break. You can go back there. Almost the episodes are named Frankie B something., but, and we made an executive decision about two months ago to just put Frankie B to bed. Not literally, but put Frankie B to bed.

Let's talk him out. Let's talk him in. Thank you, Frankie. Thanks guys. Look at him a little melatonin. I appreciate it. Remember, she tells you she doesn't like you. That means she's just waiting for you at her house.

Knock on her door. She's a cell phone. She's cheating. Yeah, if she uses her you that means she's just waiting for you at her house She's a cell phone she's cheating. Yeah, she uses her cell phone. She's cheating Good night Frankie She but we made the executive decision to just like retire Frankie for right now And I said I left the door open. I left the door open to more Frankie B episodes But I think we got to push ourselves out of the Frankie B round to do other stuff besides Frankie B. It's just too easy. It's low-hanging fruit. It's like, you know, I don't know. If you were the greatest baseball, if you were the greatest hitter in the history of baseball and someone only threw you 75 mile per hour fastball. Are you comparing us to the greatest baseball player? Listen, if they have a

podcast, we're not as good as the best. Yeah. We're not as good as the best. We're better than most, but not as good as the best. That's right, that's the new tagline for the commercial break. Which by the way, we changed taglines every three minutes. We're gonna be known as the commercial break, the podcast with the most taglines. I can't say one more thing at the beginning of the show. It's gonna kill my voice. All right, you wanna read one or you want me to read one? Let's just read a couple. That's not a big

This is a whole episode about podcast reviews. Okay. Leave that for podcast magazine. Well so So this show's not for everyone is it for me still not sure but I can't stop listening. Hey, I'll take that Well, not sure, but I can't stop listening. Hey, I'll take that. That's that podcast crack. That guy was slid in the side alley. He was like, oh, I guess. I guess it's okay. Yeah.

Why even bother putting a review? It's a fact. His mediocre. Yeah. Yeah, it's when there's shows that not everyone gets, but if you do get it, then you're probably lying to impress your friends. I love someone lying to impress their friends. I know. If you're lying about the commercial, yeah, you should lie about the commercial break, actually.

It's called Suck Monkey. That guy left it in the Suck Monkey. Suck Monkey, I love it. All right. Okay. This guy, G.L. says, this is a hilarious podcast and a great escape from our busy, crazy world. Keep up the great work from G.L. Thanks G.L. says, this is a hilarious podcast and a great escape from our busy crazy world. Keep up the great work from G.L. Thanks G.L. Yeah, yeah, thanks G.L. We got another one here. I'm a listener for a few months.

I have to agree. Like we've started to fold low afternoon drive radio at this point. Aw, calm. Hey, baby, baby, baby. It's your afternoon drive. That's basically what happened to WFUCK. Afternoon, Dr. That's basically what I'm saying. Well, the back of the WFUCK, we're here. Let's take some collars in the end.

It's me. Let's have the Marion, Minnesota, the Marion. I love you guys. You're so great, thanks, Marion. Well, specifically, I want to shout out to whoever said best you, Chrissy, with a purple heart. Oh, yeah, there are people that, yeah, you got a few a shout out to whoever said, best you Chrissy with a powerful heart. Oh, yeah, there are people that, yeah, you got a few fans out there. Oh, sweet.

So people, at first it was people would mention me, right? Not always in the positive light. They'd be like, what is this guy's shut up, right? It's Sky. Like does his yell. Yeah, all he does is yell and not let his co-host talk. Which is true. That's where the earlier really is.

Yeah. I think one on cast box said something about somebody check on Chrissy. Fuck you. Anyways, we love him. I just want to read. I, I, I, I, I, lest you think it's all horseshoes and sunshine. Rocky 45554 says, and he gives us four stars. But this is my favorite of the group, of the recent group, batch of, but this is my favorite of the group, of the recent group, batch of reviews going to cut the thick love being spread around this and most

podcast reviews. This is a quote, good and quote comedy podcast, not great good. He had to point that out, not great good. The hosts are funny at times, hilarious on occasion, but there are true duds in the catalog. No shit. You know what I say. We got four to fucking hundred thousand episodes of this shit. You think it's all gravy? It's hard to stay on point. I wonder if volume over quality is a challenge here. Yes it is. I'll just let you know that right now. That's why we welcome your

content ideas. Yeah that's right. Would I recommend it? I probably would tell someone to give it a try if they have. Should I give this one out? Yeah, when I go out of my way to tell someone to listen to this, maybe not. Better than most, not as good as the best. That's my favorite. Hey, that is an honest review that I can appreciate because I think that Brought sums up the commercial break in nutshell.

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That's all we care about. Just give us five stars. Say unfunny, best to you, whatever you want. Have you heard, and I don't know, maybe you've heard about this, have you heard about this new building in Saudi Arabia that is going to be called the line? Okay, so get this. This is crazy. This is not necessarily like wacky or funny, but I just thought I'd bring it up on the show as a, you know, kind of a news of the world type thing. Did you get this from the facts machine? I actually got this from FACTS.

That's right. The crown prince of Saudi Arabia has announced a public private, I'm think they're all public private in Saudi Arabia. I don't think you do anything without the government's approval. But anyway, they have announced a 75 mile long single building. Get this. The building is gonna be the large long. It's gonna be like four footpath,

you know, it's gonna be 30 stories in the air. I think it was 30 stories in the air. It's gonna be about four and a half football fields wide and it is going to be 75 miles long. Wow. It's one building, it's one continuous building and it's going to have ever it's obviously It's the city right? It's a city in one building refractive glass

You know solar wind the whole nine yards, you know eco-friendly gardens The whole thing what was that thing years ago? Were you they had the globe thing where people went and lived and like the eco Globe and it was supposed to be all self-contained. Yeah, it wasn't Polly Shore in that. I think so. Polly Shore Show. Might have it on MTV. Yeah, they did that in.

You know who, Polly Shore Globe? Do you know who was behind that? No. Steve Bannon. Steve Bannon did that. Yeah, it was called the like the terrarium or something. And it was supposed to mimic all of the environments of Earth in a globe in the desert. Didn't work out because Steve Bannon, that's why I didn't work out, but I'm sure it was

a great press for him. But this thing is, they have the money and they have the ability to do this. I think the Saudi Arabians do. And they're building it from the sea down through this like golly into the desert. And so it's going to be the most amazing thing. Get this, they're going to have a high speed train to get from one end to the other. And it's still gonna take you 30 fuckin' minutes

to get from one end to the other. That's in fucking sane. I love. Maybe longer than that. Like I'm thinking of Marta, if I take the train here from downtown up here. What's a high speed train? Oh, oh, okay.

Yeah, so it'll be going like 200 miles per hour. Okay. But yeah, I just love these engineering feats that every, you know, it's amazing. You remember when those, the UAV people, the United Arab Emirates, they tried to put, like, you know, world shape islands out there were dumping sand everywhere and killing all the fishes.

They had really not working out. Yeah, I did, we got too well for that. Yeah sand everywhere and killing all the fishes. It really is not working out. Yeah, I do, we're got too well for that. It's a great idea. It's like an palm tree shape. There's seven of them. There's a palm tree. There's the universe. There's the world.

There's the palm. The palm was the only one that was actually completed. I think there's a sealant on the sand. Well, they haven't been to Bob. Even at Desert, they have a bunch of sand. They don't know where about sand. But they were dredging it up from the, yeah. And just the amazing, like capacity, They have a bunch of sand, they don't know what they're about. But they were dredging it up from the,

just the amazing capacity, even to think about something like that. It's just amazing. They also tried to do the world's biggest theme park. They were gonna do like a 600 square mile theme park and Universal was gonna be in there and I think at Disney at one point, they were gonna put all these theme parks together

in one place. There's only one problem with UAB, which by the way, I've heard it's very beautiful to attend. Yes, yes. The entire industry is all built on tourism. And it's not exactly the most friendly place. I've heard lots of my friends have been there

and my dad has been there. You won't get in any trouble as long as you're not smoking, spitting, drinking, talking in a bikini, kissing on public, holding hands with a woman, showing your face, like there's a bunch of stuff that you can do. You know, when you put something

in the middle of Florida, they don't give a shit. What you doing, Florida? Have you been to Florida? That's encouraged. That's why Disney is doing so well down there. Yeah, that's right. But even Disney's having trouble down and, down and forth.

There are fist fights left and right down there. The fucker think people thinking. Those passes. They heat. It's the heat. The heat. It gets to your brain. When you got children, when you got kids, you're hungry, you're thirsty, you're tired. Hungry, you're thirsty, you're tired, you paid four and a half thousand dollars for half a day at the fucking magic kingdom and they let 300,000 other mother fuckers in there at the same exact time. So you can't got it on any damn ride And then what they do is now they want you to go on an app to make a reservation for everything

You have to make a park reservation at the reserve your rise you have to reserve when you're gonna eat everything has to be planned out It's incredibly stupid stupid fucking idea because now there's it takes all the fun out of everything if you can't just walk Into the magic kingdom and get on space mountain whenever you want that takes half the out of it. Yeah, and so that's part of the reason. So the best laid plans. That's why you guys are going here in a month. That's why we're going in a month. We're going on the cruise ship. That's a different story. That's a different story. We're going on the cruise ship, which we found to be just so much more pleasant. I've heard those cruises are amazing. They're amazing and half the reason why is because you don't have to fucking stand in line for anything.

Everybody's so pleasant. Yeah, it's just a little ship. You did whatever. Go to the restaurant, you know, throw your kids overboard. Do whatever you want to do. Kids overboard. Dance with Mickey. I was watching about another guy jumped off

of Carnival Cruise Lines, but he did it as a joke and they were filming it. Like his buddies were filming it and he runs and he just jumps off the balcony and down into the water, he goes. Well, of course they saved him. Well, they were actually docked at this point. They planned it.

Well, they were docked. They were docked. Okay. No one from the cruise line was planning this. This was some dipshit 20 year old. Like a jackass situation. Like I was, when I was 20 years old, full of testosterone. He wrecked penis 24 hours a day, too much beer in you.

You know, put a little of that wacky tobacco on the side. And he's decided to take a running jump of a 15 story cruise ship. And he hit the water like a fucking ton of bricks. I know. And then they got to, you know, then the carnivals like, I'll fuck this guy. And they got to get on the boat and circle around him. And his friends were like, go do it. Meanwhile, carnivals like pull the cops.

These guys are getting back on the boat. No, no. That's the part you don't think all the way through. You should have been on there with your cameras running around with your cameras. I should have been. I wish I had my, you know I'm taking my full camera to get up when I go on the Disney cruise.

I got to take pictures for the kids when they grow up. I mean, you call Brian sneaking around the boat at night. It's the only time to get a good picture. It's in the middle of the night. It's like five cameras. I had my camera camera, I had my cell phone, I had a boom mic. That's running around. Doing a tribute to Walt Disney in the middle of the night

Hey girls you might say it a little bit about Walt Disney go over here. I got a bunch of cameras. I'm taking No, I'm sorry. I'm doing it for the kids. I'm sorry. That sounded wrong Disney security Disney security. Bion's on deck free Disney security, Disney security. Brian's on deck three. They like track everything you do. Brian's on deck three. Let's get the children out of the way. Get the children all the way.

Clear deck three of children. You need to make yourself the best, like a laminate. That's just like press pass. Welcome to the Disney Dream. We hope you enjoy your experience. We now like to show you a photograph of a man we caution. We caution your children against talking to. He rungs the phantom of the Disney Dream. Deeeeee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee Oh my God.

I hope this airs after I go on the Disney cruise. Some Disney employees gonna be like, check that guy's passport. Anyway, I don't know how we got way off topic, but that's how it always happens on the commercial break. Yes. But the line, I'm gonna keep an eye on this. They say they're gonna start construction next year.

And they're also gonna have a port where they're gonna dock cruise ships and stuff like that. So it goes from the sea, they're gonna build this big dock and the cruise ships are gonna be able to go in the building and actually dock. Wow. How fucking amazing is all that? Really amazing.

How amazing is all that? I like to see this come to fruition. I would too, just to see it. Yeah, and you know, it's good to see Saudi, and listen, Saudi Arabia has a miserable track record on human rights. So I'm not supporting the Saudi Arabian government in any stretch of the imagination. I'm supporting the idea of the engineering and I hope they, I hope it comes to fruition because also it's supposed to be super eco-friendly. Like they're in, and to see the Saudi Arabians who make

all of their money off fossil fuels, you know, get behind something that's eco-friendly. God bless. God bless this mess's eco-friendly. God bless. God bless this mess, as they would say. God bless this mess. Those plaques that hang in people's homes. Yeah, God bless this mess. White your paws. Meanwhile, I have six of them right here in the studio.

Yeah. We have these things hanging all over my house. Chrissy. What kind of weird stuff do you get Jeff get into in the bedroom? What? Brian, what do you mean? It's a commercial break. What do you mean Brian?

Do you guys like to, is there like a little dress up? Sometimes? I've been known to dress up. Okay, there you go. See, that's I'm not asking for all the details. I'm just asking for some. You gotta open up a little bit. You're not getting another job after this.

So fuck it for that amount of. It's not like you're losing your respect of anybody. Everybody also lost respect a long time ago. It's true, I do like to dress up. Yeah, yeah, you know, a little, you know, play a little tickle and tag, if you will. Yeah, a little role play, maybe. a little tickle and tag, if you will. Yeah, a little role play, maybe. What the fuck is tickle and tear it?

Tickle, tickle. Tack your it. I touched you with my penis, Tack your it. So, three years of reason why I ask. There are people who, you know, do a little play, little drug. You know, little, well. Yeah, a little role play. Yeah, like like the completely, like you think about it now, and all of the things that you thought of as sexy dress up

when we were like teenagers, cheerleader, school girl, teacher, librarian. It's all so fucked up. Why don't you think about it? No, I know. Cheerleader, really? I mean, yeah. Okay, but you think about that, and that's,

I think that's normal. I don't think that there's no fetishization about that. It's just kind of normal fantasy stuff, right? Oh, it's fun to dress up and play pretend. Well, they have all those sexy Halloween costumes, I think is maybe where they're from. Yeah, but some people take it to the extreme. Yes, they do.

And I mean the extreme. Like they live out their entire lives in kind of this sexualized Fantasy world they just they never get out of the bedroom. They well, they never get out of the bedroom No, but I mean it's the bathroom show up at the doctor's appointment No, they never got out of the bedroom. It's higher while they love dressing up and The base of it may be around you know sexuality and then they just take it to the ends degree. And I give you an example, people, people, man.

And they're the worst. People, they're the worst. And the best. We're the example of the worst. If you're listening to this in the future, and you found a long lost RSS feed of something, 3000 years from now, and you wanna know what it was like back on Earth at this time.

Listen to an episode of The Commercial Break and you'll figure out just how dumb and awful people are. That's Chrissy and I. And I thought that I've seen a lot of content about this on the internet. So I was scrolling on the internet. As I like to do Chrissy, and I wanted to get a little idea of what it was like to live in this fantasy world almost 24 hours a day.

Now if you remember in season two we tried to do this. These people do not have a regular job either. They do not have a regular job. Regular job is dressing up and walking around the house like a something. And in this case we're gonna see a woman who dresses up like a cat. She believes she's a cat, but her husband and her like to do this together, not dress up, but he likes to play the cat owner and she's the cat. She'll like crawl up on the table.

Yeah, yeah. First of all, I'm allergic to cats, so this wouldn't be a cool one for me. I just, are you do? Yes. Oh, it's not that I don't like cats. It's that they'll kill me. And so I tell them, I stay away.

But this woman dressed us up as a cat. You remember season two we tried to do a couple of these about people who like to be full grown, like full grown adults that like to be children? Yeah, that was creepy. Yeah, but we just couldn't release that episode. Because after a while we were like, we are totally making fun of it.

I was like, what have you found? We didn't even get 15 seconds into that video and we were like, no, this ain't Aaron. There's nothing about this, this is Aaron. But I think this one, because it's cat, might be a young cat, but it's still a cat, nonetheless, it's a kitten, it's a memia. I'm not a cat!

Okay, so I wanted to take a, I forgot about that cat, right? I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat, I think I still have that somewhere. Oh yeah, here we go, ready? I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat. I think I still have that somewhere. Oh yeah, here we go, ready? I'm not a cat. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm not a cat. That's the best little ever.

So here I'd like to present to you people that absolutely take the fantasy a little too far and end up living their lives as one of their fantasies. Okay. And it's a bit sexualized here, so, you know, put your ear in my... Put your mufflers on. You could only read. Hey cats and kittens, welcome to the commercial break

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And here we go, we're gonna take a look at a lady. Dress us up like a cat, if I can figure out how to work my own. Cat, we're gonna plad miniskirt, might I add? Yeah, plad miniskirt, crop top, mid-drip, crop top, and some very sexy leggings. Uh-huh, and a cool one. A tractor woman, Yeah. Yeah. I have always been different and different. I just always had a fascination with cats.

People like, oh you're not really a cat and like I feel like I really am though. I am a cat. I've never had anything so much on the film. I've never had a human cat. I've never had anything so much on that. I've never had a human cat before. I've never had a human cat, but man, I'll say the sex is great. That's the kind of pussy I can get behind. I'm talking about kids. That's low-hanging fruit jokes.

Okay, is anybody who's wondering? By the way, what you're hearing here is you're hearing a lady who is dressed up like a cat, a very attractive young woman who's dressed up like a sexy cat. I guess that's the whole sexy cat. Sexy cat. Sexy cat. Bigger.

That's me, sexy cat. And then I'm assuming this is her older man boyfriend. She looks about what? Early 20s? Yes. And he looks about. 50s. Brian's age.

50s. Not that you look at this. Handsome 32 year old. He does. I'm dressing up and pass relationships. I get the naked of stuff. It's just not accepted to a lot of people. I think Rob and Kat

as a couple of names, yeah. That's Kat, come on, that's just way too convenient. That's clearly a nickname, right? Rob and Kat. I don't know. Today we're gonna actually try It's clearly a nickname, right? Robin Cat. I don't know. Today we're going to actually try me looking into the bowl like a normal cat would.

I'm really excited about it. Okay, that's a bug for you. This guy's like, whatever you'd like. Oh my god, yeah. Look at how he got you next. I've set up a litter box in the laundry room. Two scoop, I didn't smell any expense, I got two scoop kitty litter. Fresh scoop.

Fresh stop. What are those cat treats? I got you some catnip, I got you some cat dip. I got you some cat dip. I'm gonna spread it all over my midsection and we'll see what happens. So weird. It's weird, but I want to point out. I don't think anybody's hurting anybody here.

God bless you. He said their own. I will say that this guy looks like my neighbor. So he does. Oh, he does? Just to the point that you never know what's going on behind the door. You never do. He could have chick hang it out on the scratching post Taking that taking nap spine the toilet

Mainly my whole signature look is the Canada Black. It just started when I was in high school. I have always been different. I've always been into cats. I mean, that's when the name came from. I want to point out something here. Just like I pointed out that everybody says they're a free spirit.

I'm kind of a free spirit. Everybody says I've always been a little bit different. Of course you have, you're a human being. You're different than anybody else on earth. Everyone's always been a little bit different. That's nothing special about that. Yeah, and I mean, I would guess that she continued on with this trend because in high school,

she got a lot of attention. She got a lot of attention. And you should see this picture that she was like her high school. Her high school yearbook looked like straight out of a hustler. Right. That's what I was trying to really took to it.

Yeah. Yes, I think this is getting her a lot of attention and I'm sure that has something to do with it. And God bless. I mean, you know, we do the commercial break to get attention. It's a failed experiment. It's not working.

Yeah, I know. Oh, and talks. No, it talks back to us. I was bullied a lot for wearing the ears I don't know what it talks. No, it talks back to us. I was bullied a lot for wearing the ears and just being unheard. So I kind of kept it a little bit hidden. I'm kind of a geek myself.

Myself. I don't say myself. I'm kind of a geek myself. As he's drawing dragon pictures. I'm kind of a geek myself. That's he's drawing dragon pictures. That's game room. $30,000 MacBook. Lions fiction, fantasy, basic doctor strain, there's doctor strange.

Oh, so here's some of my Jon Snow stuff. Oh, he's going game of thrones. And five so. An older version of Jon Snow. But this one, he needs a little touch up. Wow. Never had any. Nothing sexier than a guy likes to sew, Chrissy.

That's what I've always said. Yes. If I'm gonna go, if I'm gonna swing in the other direction. I'm gonna swing in the other direction. The guy likes to sew. Yeah. So much on the, on the kitchen side of dressing up and past relationships.

Great. Who's going first for you? You bet. No, you're not first. I'm Rob. I'm a retired army colonel and... Whoa! I did not see that coming.

No. I mean, I guess it takes all kinds. Like, the army is just like the rest of us. But you usually think of people who's like getting the army as either wayward children who needed a little direction, right? Or you think of them as complete straight laced, like completely straight laced. Now, I know I'm making a very big generalization there, and I'm sure there's all kinds.

I rule all of us in regular space. Yeah, but when you're a colonel, I mean, wow. Do various pursuits, including artwork and cosplay? I'm Cat, and I'm a model. Wow. Do various pursuits, including artwork and cosplay? I'm Cat and I'm a model. Wow. The struggle of being a cat girl is keeping your ears up perfectly. The struggle of being a cat girl is keeping your fur clean.

You know what I'm talking about? Giving the fleas away, giving you cat clean, giving you little mocks and tidy order. That's just cat even imagined. And when we say this girl's dressed like a catch, I'm talking, she's a sexy kitten. It is a sexualized version of a cat. Number one.

It's a Halloween costume. It's Halloween costume. That's ultra sexy. Number two, this girl is literally jumping up on top of tables and countertops. It's not like she's just walking around the house like a cat. Yeah. She is on top of things like a cat.

Licking milk from a bowl like a cat. Right. It's not just dress up for me. Yeah, she is on top of things like a cat licking milk from a bowl like a cat right It's not just dress up for me. It's an everyday thing for me When I first got into a pet play I just felt a sense of home. It was just Me the tale is challenging. I had to go get a pet smart perks card I take myself to pet smarts on Saturdays and get groomed. Wow. Okay.

What do you mean, yeah. It's not hurting anybody. Like really, honestly, whatever. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever you're into, it's very interesting, though. Listen, if some girl came up dressed like this to, you know, and I was single, I didn't

have other obligations. You would say, look. I can honestly say, I've never seen Aster dressed as a cat. Yeah. We like to go my little pony, right? You know, that's our direction, is my little ponies. But this is attractive, you know? Oh yeah.

Sometimes, especially the heavier the tail, the more materials on the tail, the heavier it's gonna be. I have my whole cat outfit on. So I'm ready for the day now. Okay, now if you're gonna dress like a fucking cat then don't complain about how heavier tail is. Don't give me no shit about, I got a lot of back pain because of my tail. It's not like you're carrying around triple D boobs.

You put the fucking tail on yourself. It seems a little disingenuous, I'm sorry. It was something new to me that tried to reduce me to you. I was willing to be your experimental and try new things. Is that like their modeling photo? There was like a ball of dog. That's not a ball of dog. That's a bottle of boon farm.

And he was reading a book. And she was selling the thing. Look at that. That's a bottle of boon farm. That's pink champagne. Oh, but I do notice that. It's voom. Is that voom? Yeah.

No. It looks like blood orange wine or something. Okay, but then they have one of those things. What are they called, macarons? Yes, it's a macarons. So he said you tend to paint a picture for those of you that are listening. What it is is she's on the table dressed like a cat.

He's reading a book. This is like a completely like dolled up photograph. Something you take a JC fucking penny. and then there's a silver platter with Macarons and blood red champagne on the table. He's so weird. And a white crisp white t-shirt. Those are their Christmas cards. That's a Christmas card. Hi mom. Hi mom.

I just got my flea shots. You're experimental and try new things so with one to do that, that was fun, especially the cuteness of the whole kitten thing. Some of us have sers, aromasters, here's one of my leashes. I am master about this for me, it's kind of heavy, but I really, really like it. The master side of it, not as comfortable with. You're dumb to know. He's like... Yeah, right. The master side of it not as comfortable with Yeah, right

She's got a gold leash. Yeah, she does It's like that one of her masters gave it to I'm just not into that kind I know there's a lot of people who are but I'm just not into that I'm not into dragging around my wife with a leash around her neck. I mean, that just seems weird But you know, I've seen videos of people who go out of the house like this. Like, oh yeah, they're dragging their woman or whoever along on a leash outside of the house. You saw it live in person? No, why didn't you see it live in person?

I saw it live in person. I'd be a whole different human being. I wouldn't be doing the commercial break. I'd be following them around to the documentary movie maker. Make a million dollars. No, but I've seen videos, one lady liked to dress like a horse. She actually put like, she put like horse feet on.

Yeah. She had horseshoes and she was like flopping around around like you know, clawed up and like a Clyde stale around this third. That going around. And there was a guy with a fucking beat, and he was dragging it around the store. Oh, he's like, Glada bio full.

She had like one of those shit bags the horses have with the riding around downtown. No, I'm kidding It was weird enough before I added that I Behave most of the time so I don't eat the leash a lot of the times But it's also fun to just play around and have them hold the other end and pull on it when it's on my color Today we usually put a cat on a leash now no, you'll put cats on me

He's Rachel did with one of hers, but yeah, but Rachel's Hey, we're gonna have a- You usually put a cat on a leash? No. No, you don't put cats on a leash. You can't. Rachel did with one of hers, but- Yeah, but Rachel's- Oh, A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha We are always open to trying new things. I'm really excited about doing this because that's another part of the whole like regular like kitten stuff Being on a table and just licking through it. I just think that it's fun. Okay, that's a look for you. I mean if you do some pastry pastry what cat is eating pastry? I mean, we just some face room. Not Garou's face room.

Come here, too. I can come here, too. Since I got some French Don't buy for you. I'm so stupid. First of all, you're not supposed to give cats milk. Second of all, don't feed them face trees.

Yeah. Mmm. He's totally not into this by the way. Well, don't feed him face trees. Yeah. Mm. Mm. He's totally not into this by the way. No, he's just happy. He's got a girlfriend, 26 years younger than he is. It looks like that, yes. And yeah, he's totally not into this.

He's like, oh, this is kind of weird. Can we just like, yeah, can we go to my dad's house, not dressed up like a cat? You think that's okay? How many times do you think this girl's been introduced to his parents? Zero. I mean, so shy. Oh, she's licking out of a bowl.

Yeah. Oh, she looks good on the table. That's real cute. Oh, yeah. My life is ruined once this documentary comes out. It's to be a kernel in the army. It is on BTV. I mean BTV is spread out throughout the world. It's currently playing in all the cat houses. You know when you go as high as it's not on TLC. You know when you go, I think I'm not on jail see. You know when you drop your dog off at the boarding place

and they got the, you know, $3,000 town homes they can stay in with, you know, multiple floors and fine dining and all this other stuff. They put a TV in the corners. Oh, the dogs can watch TV. That's where BTV shows. What the fuck is BTV? By the way, I'm using their video,

but I don't know any, I do where they're from. You know, I like doing this kind of stuff. That's fun for me. Like, this is not surprising to you? I don't know, I'm kind of old. So, I've seen a lot of things in my life. It's a geeky person, you're always doing things that other people look at strangely. Getting into the mindset of being a kitten

is just me being myself in a way, but getting to play. She could have a box. She could have a box. She could have two boxes. The two love boxes and the empty toilet paper rolls and they like to walk on your counter around food. I mean God bless her, She's not hurting anybody.

So I want everyone to know that when Chrissy and I have fun with this stuff, we're not, it's not like I'm condemning it. We're really supporting. Yeah, I'm not condemning it. I support it 100%. It's just out of my particular realm of, there's lots of stuff that's out of my realm, too. I don't collect Pokemon cards either, but, you know, whatever God bless you, if you're not

hurting yourself, maybe I should be collecting Pokemon cards. They actually make money like I'm like this stupid fucking show here. But here's, I think he's not into this. No. I think he's not into this. He seems really reserved about this whole thing. Yeah, he was more into the stuff where people go to like the conventions, you know,

when you're in the stomped or straight. The normal weirdness. The normal weirdness, not the extra weirdness. Yeah, the people who do this on weekends, but then you know, mo their lawn and pay their taxes Yeah, and then there's a whole other subset of people that they showed up like this because that's how they lived their life right and She's one of those I think he's more into the young hot girlfriend Yeah, of course he is if she was all holding up. Yeah, if she was 57 girlfriend. Yeah, of course he is. If she was all holding up, yeah, if she was 57, he would need to eat it. He would not be able to be rolling around the floor.

Hey, scratch my back. Yeah. Hey, it's me. Cat. Come on over. I'm going to pick up a triple stack burrito from Taco Bell. I'm gonna come over and eat it off your floor. Get that letterbox ready. I'm gonna take a triple layer cat dump. You got any of that minipause medication? I mean it's me with the piece of cheese. Me with the piece of cheese and a bowl.

I'd get up on the counter but I can't. I'm just gonna roll around on the floor. Scrared's right belly. Yeah, no, he would not be in here the same way. Yeah, he's like, oh, Andy, you think we could get it on tonight? Ah! I got to take a nap and lick my own vagina.

I need to clean myself, takes a long time to counter all these rolls. Yeah, totally different than she's tongue in high. Yeah, normal. I don't know what normal is, you know. I don't know what normal is anymore, you know, and I think it's totally detached. I'm detached from this universe.

Yeah, he's like, I wish we could do something normal. She's like, I don't know what normal is. Yeah, you're good luck to you, sir. I wish you want to make a bet. These guys didn't last. They broke up before the documentary aired. Yeah, I mean, this has got three months max. This had a fuse, and it's currently exploding on TV.

Because he's, because he realized probably the day before the document, when he had to sign the documentation, he probably realized that this is the end of any normal life that I have. Everybody finds out what we're doing behind closed doors. I mean, it's hard enough to get her out of the house, not dress like a cat. And now she's just, it's over.

It's over. Yeah. It's the age gap, too. That's a problem. It's just not only, it's like, okay okay, well not only you're doing all this but yeah, you know, you're what's the one that's like We old than you most of my friends are Support of maybe a Sitting on the table like a cat and he's got his normal conversation Dressed in a jacket and a button of shirt.

He's having to try to have a normal conversation and she is on the table with her. With her arm. I'm crying, this is so funny. Yeah. Just like tell me more. Let me point, let me, as a guy, I'm a rob.

Yeah, I just tell me more, Rob. Oh, man. You're already embarrassing me enough with your age. Let me give you a little piece of advice, a little piece of advice from Uncle Brian. When you get with a, when you're together with a younger woman, man, whatever it is, you know, whatever your cat,

a cat, hamster dog, whatever your person is dressing up as. When you get together with someone that's got a number of years, there's a number of years age difference. When you are already talking about the age difference, it is over, it is over if you're talking about the age difference. Yeah, because normally it's like, oh, age doesn't matter, it's a number we're connected, we're so connected.

Astrid and I have years between it. You and Jeff have a few years between you, not as much as Astrid and I, but you know, we're so connected. Astrid and I have years between it. You and Jeff have a few years between you now as much as Astrid and I, but you know, we're always here. Astrid also doesn't dress like a cat, but that's a whole different story. I guess it does. Yeah, I could see you. Meow, meow.

Come to meow, meow, meow, man, full fast. Meow, meow. Meow, meow panic, meow, meow. Meow, meow, chuck. No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no a problem that you will never be able to change. Astor and I have never once talked about our age difference. I mean, we've actually had conversation about it. Yeah, Jeff.

Never in a problematic sense. No, no. Never. No. So the fact that she's bringing this up on TV in front of a crew, a camera crew that does not know these people means that she's already done with the relationship.

She's already identified a problem that she will never get old. She's already identified a new master. Yeah. It's a run to his house, run away to his house. And oh, oh boy, here doesn't want to run around on a leash because that's fucked up for a 58 year old man to be doing at the office. It's bring your pet to work day. I brought my girlfriend. Oh my god. Yeah. Or maybe if you have a lot of impression, I don't think about it too much and I think

I think so about it more. It's hard. It's hard, but I've resigned my good old brother. I've resigned myself to be with a man 60 years my senior. I guess. I can't make money. I guess. I guess you could make money on my own. He the for I do the insurance money I'll be mine I guess that's what I have to look forward to He lets me live in his house What can a cat do if you don't like who you're with what can a cat do? I guess I can run away to the backyard chase mice I could live in a cat community I could live in a cat community in the sewers. Yeah, no, she likes the comfortableness of the house.

Memories like the water that I sighed. That's what. It's from cats, the musical. Cats, the musical. I think. No matter if people are going to be accepting of this lifestyle or not Yeah, that's Rob's friends you know She's been doing it for months if yeah, this is

On the show. Yeah, she got on on the show She said look how dummy look I need to break you to up. Yeah I want I break you to up. Yeah. We see this. You're to see how weird it looks. I want you to see how stupid you look. Yeah, I think it needs to be filmed. Yeah, you're 58. And you've got a 21 year old girlfriend running around your house, jumping on countertops and taking a shit in the litter box.

It's weird, Rob. Weird. I know. You're down the lead. Yeah, I get it. You're lonely. You're on a girlfriend. Let's get on match.com

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Uh-uh. Were you wearing cat ears that day? I knew that Rob was into cosplay. And I see a lot of your pictures on Instagram with him. And I just, you know, figure, oh, it's part of the cosplay. But now, I find out that it's called pet play. What is it called? The ears and the tail and the persona that Cat does

is actually a 24-7 pet play. So you guys met and then started hanging out. So she's trying to tip toe around this. She's like, so you guys met and then all of this is really fucked up. So I'm hanging out and you never changed your being a cat. So you guys met, all of this is really fucked up. I'm hanging out. I'm hanging out. And you never changed your being a cat. So you guys met, all of this is really fucked up and no one approves of it.

Okay, I know, I just wanna, I'm just trying to figure, I'm just gonna understand the whole dynamic here. So you have another place to go when he breaks up with you. Just, I'm just trying to get figure all of it out. You have your own job and stuff? No, okay. Getting bubble bath.

So was there like a conversation of like, hey, I do Peppley. I kind of knew a little bit about that. You knew a little bit about it. I think people, when they see me, it's like, oh, she's just doing this because, right, you know, for attention. Or she's just, you know, especially when holidays come up,

they're like, oh, she's going for that. I'm like, it's more of a... They're like, no, it's the more of a February. It's more of a feduary. You're like, no, it's the more of a feduary. It's more of a feduary thing. Less of an October, more of a January through December type thing. You guys had a conversation, no, we didn't talk about it. No, she showed up to my house as a cat. Getting to talk to her one night, I understand.

I talked to her one night, I understand. Vanessa, why this is part of her identity. And I really don't think that there's anything wrong with that. People can be what they want to be, I think, in general. I'm very accepting of that. And that's I think, probably I'd be going to get along so well, too. I think people should be, oh, okay.

I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're weird. They're weird. I'mhmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm ashamed and afraid to explore what they want to explore. Oh my God, he's just as nighin' from walking down the bed. He's like, When Robnet Cat and found out about the pet play, he embraced that. And I feel like even if Rob wasn't into cosplay,

he still would have embraced that. Yes, he would. It's super hot. And it's time right now in the video, it's showing her. Her crawling all over him. All over him, like sexually. And seriously.

When Spines was like, so even if he wasn't in the cosplay, he would be into her. When Rob found out she was a super hot girl, he was blinded by everything else. And Rob decided, this is the best it's gonna get in my old life. I mean, amen, Rob, amen, brother. Mark Sean, Rob Mark Sean. I'm sorry. I grew up and I had to pretend it's a pretend to be normal, you know, and not be the cat

person, but now it's I get to be myself. I get to express myself, you know, I am a kid and I get to. And for that we applaud you. I mean, look, it's not the wrong way. If this is really how you want to live your life, you're not hurting anybody. I mean, do you have a job as my question? Like I mean. I'll choose a model. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's a job. If I want to climb on something I can't if I wanted to get a booboo like I want to wear a collar

If I want to wear my ears, I can do it. I don't have anybody stopping me saying okay, well, you need to be normal No, I can just be myself I'm like a porn movie. She's like crawling all over him like a I'm with this crazy. This is like a porn movie. She's like crawling all over him like a stripper on a rent day. I mean, come on. This is crazy. Yeah.

I am and it's just sometimes it gets overwhelming because you're so supportive and everything and I've never had anybody so supportive. So I'll let you do that. Stuff, AJ. I'm like, we start crying. We'll do that. You can cry if we don't do that? You can make it. Do I think that people should explore a pet play?

I think so. I think that it's fun. She got me to try it out. Well, God bless these two. There's something for everyone. There's something for everybody. I highly doubt they made it past this video. But you know what? That's for many different reasons,

having nothing to do with the cosplay. It has, or the pet play excuse me. Has everything to do with the fact that she's already bothered by the age difference, and he's already bothered by the fact that there's a cat on his kitchen table. Oh yeah, well I mean, listen, I don't have any problem with this.

I don't need her. If one of my kids came home and said I want to dress like a cat I'd say fine, but you're paying for your own car. I mean Not because of the cat, but because you have to pay for your own car. That's all I give a shit about Be responsible be a good human being and fuck the rest. That's right. Be yourself. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right guys. Well, uh listen You know all right cats and kittens. That's what I say every. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, guys, well, listen. I like cats and kittens. All right, cats and kittens, that's what I say every show.

I love that saying it. I do too. Wow, I didn't even think about that. I put two and two together. A lot of people, they start to read into stuff that I say on the show. Do you know this? No.

It's kind of weird, because we'll get text messages sometimes, and they'll be like, oh, I, you know, some person said that there was a story about an alien craft that was going to come close to Earth or they found an alien signal. And then you guys had the alien thing on, are you giving like a subtle hint? And I'm like, we are. Yeah. Yes.

That fucking cue it on. It's the commercial break. Trust me, there's not a lot of thought that goes through. No, we're flying by the night. We're about to see it in our pants. I get two hours of sleep for the tails. But the tail of our seats, by the seat of our tails, whatever you call it, TCBPodcast.com.

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