The Commercial Break - Merrick Gerrick and His Chromatozoa

Episode Date: October 3, 2025

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Instacart, groceries that over-deliver. And welcome back to WSHIT's Cupid's Corner. It's 1137 p.m. on the studio clock here on a chilly, rainy Saturday Crabapple evening. I'm your host Barbara Balbanger, the fourth sister wife of Pastor Bill Balbanger. I'm here along with my co-host, Crabapples' number one, marriage and sex therapist, Dr. Judy Schlitznitz. Every Saturday, we take listener questions, read your emails, and give advice on your relationship concerns. Let's review an email we just got here in the studio. This listener is calling

herself Chastity. Chastity asks, Dear Dr. Schlitz, I've been in a relationship, a serious relationship for the last four years with my boyfriend. However, last week, I uncovered some concerning text messages on his phone and discovered he was having coital relationships with both my mother and my grandfather. Very concerning Chastity. And while I certainly have my own thoughts on this, turn to the expert, Dr. Schlitzitz, any advice for chastity in what must be a very confusing and painful time for her. You find yourself over in the corner crying because of a man don't love you anymore, maybe because he's already got some love somewhere else, and you just crying over a man with a thousand of fishes in the pool. When you can find one that would do

do everything you want to do. But he ain't going to cheat on you and give you all the things that you want. You just got to learn how to get some things for yourself. Bye. Well, that's certainly one way to look at it. In our family, we have a saying, if you kissed her, invite her to be your sister.

Make lemons out of lemonade, chastity. Okay, we'll be back with more Cupid's Corner after this commercial break. On this episode of the commercial break. At number six, you have the inability to bond with anybody. That's what Merrick said yesterday. I love the notion that your body could tell the difference between a different penis. Like, uh-oh.

Oh, yeah, this is this one's not the same. Well, it can tell because there's new DNA. Oh, that's right. Getting injected into your chromatazoa. Your spermatozoa into your cromatozoa. Yes. Promote is that? Yeah.

You dick. Bones connected to you. Posey bone. There you go. Yeah. Okay. So he said some really dumb shit. But he just topped it this last episode by claiming that at five guys, a woman then no longer has the ability to bond with another man because she's all full up on jiz.

That's right. It can't accept any more. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah, Cass and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the current co-host of the commercial break. Tina, best to you, Tina. Best to you, Brian.

And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Fear not, Chrissy will be back. At some point, she is on a little break to do memfo as she does every year. So if you listen to the commercial break, you know this time comes around. We just did not record enough episodes to cover that gap. And so we're hoping that she's having a great time at Mempho starts today. And you get some Tina time. And I get some Tina time.

And I do love me some Tina. So it's been a great deal of fun. Here's to hope and we continue that. You know, we're on a hot streak. Let's keep it going. Memfest.com is where you can buy tickets if you're in the Memphis area this weekend. And you want to see widespread panic and Tyler Childers and a bunch of other great artists are playing. It's three days of music, food, and fun.

As they say, Memfofest.com. M-E-M-P-H-H-H-H-H. H-O-Fest.com tell Chrissy we said hello. Okay. So over the last couple of days, we've really covered a lot of ground. But one of the things we talked about that I just thought might be interesting to the audience, I think we have done, Chrissy and I did this a number of years ago when seeking sister wives first came out.

We reviewed what it's got to be the dumbest, dumbest, dumbest human being that's ever walked the face of the earth. Garrick, I think Merrick is his last name. I think it's Garrick Merrick. No way. I think it is. That's worse than William Williams. I think it's Garrick Merrick. Let me just check this.

Oh, that's rich. Gerick Mirfield. I'm sorry. It's Garrick Mirfield. But we can call him Garrick Merrick, right? I only wish his name was Garrick Merrifield. Oh, his Instagram is private. Aw. Fuck that, Garrick. Come on. Anyway, Garrick is one of the couples who has survived the entire six seasons of

seeking sister wives, that's a lot of S's, because they are constantly on the hunt for a new wife. There is another couple, well, I wouldn't even say a couple. There's four of them. There's three wives and one man. They seem to be relatively stable, though they're always looking for a new wife. They've had a couple that have come in and out too, but the three, the four of them, that core seems to stick together, that pollicule, follicle, I like that. They seem to stay together. Everybody else is fresh and new this season, except for Merrick and his wife. The Mirfields, again, are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on her, some of the stuff they've said on this television show,

is really quite unbelievable that any human being would believe this. But we reviewed yesterday where it comes from. It really comes from a place of not doing any homework, having no... Anti-science. Anti-science. That's right. Red-pilling themselves to death

and believing that the DNA that comes from spermatozoa inside of a woman's vagina, then transmutes into the DNA of the woman, and she carries around that DNA for the rest of her life. A new DNA has been born. And one less relationship or bonding experience that she can now have. Your body clock has a five. Four, three, two, one. Do you think an alarm goes off?

It must. Does your vagina explode? It just closes up. At five, at number six, you have the inability to bond with anybody. That's what Merrick said yesterday. the notion that your body could tell the difference between a different penis. Like, uh-oh. Oh, yeah, this is, this one's not the same. Well, it can tell because there's new DNA. Oh, that's right. Getting injected into your chromatozoa. Your spermatozoa into your chromatazoa.

Yes. Cromote is that? Yeah. You take bones connected to you. Posty bone. There you go. Yeah. Okay. So he said some really dumb shit, but he just topped it this last episode by claiming that at five guys, A woman then no longer has the ability to bond with another man because she's all full up on jizz. It can't accept anymore. And if you think I'm joking, I am not. Should I play the clip just in case you didn't hear it? All right. Please.

Okay, we'll play it because it's too dumb not to repeat. Yeah. Okay, listen to him. He's talking about a new girl they've met, a new Brazilian, of course, and how they kind of came together. Oh, sorry. I think I, do I have it on? Volume? Volume? wait, why isn't it playing?

Someone, this happens, someone has my The real gods, yeah. Brian's watch, no, what in the good geez, but geez, did TLC already ban it from my phone? Right. Probably did. Let's see here.

Oh, there it is. Serious question, you and her, me and her, especially because I knew she had a passing, she had some men's really bad. I mean, They found that after women, usually around five men, that they just can't, like, bond anymore. Her face. What?

After a woman has, like, five different partners, the chances of her bonding or even having a lasting relationship throughout, like, crazy amount, like, just percentage-wise. It's just the sperm being inside of her. It's the sperm being inside of her. Like, it just hangs out for life. I kind of want to know, but I don't want to know exactly what that guy's podcast library looks like. He must be listening to some of the craziest of the crazies. That or like just his search history.

His search, yeah. Or chat, his chat GPT. A reason to get arrested. Yeah, I'm reason to get arrested. Tina and I were Googling yesterday about blame it on Rio. And I was thinking to myself, this is a chat history worth arrest. I mean, I'm like, blame it on Rio. How old is?

any more. Okay, so here's what I thought we do. For those of you that aren't aware of the Garrick Mirfields, which is probably most of you, I thought we'd give you a little refresher. Not a refresher, but let's take a listen to their journey kind of on this TLC show, seeking sister-wives. We're not going to get through all of it. We probably won't even get through most of it. But I just want to give you an idea of who Merrick and his wife. Garrick. Garrick. I'm sorry. Who Garrick-Maric-Merick and his wife are. I can't even remember his wife's name. Do you know it? I don't. I can't remember it either.

We'll hear it here on the thing. Okay, let's, I'm going to cue it up on the old TCB-Milater here, and here we go. Maryfield. Oh, the Meirfield. Oh, Maryfield. I'm not getting it so wrong today. It's not the Merrifield. It's not the Merrifield.

It's not the Merricks. I'm Garrick. And I'm Danielle. Danielle. We're the Merrfields, and we've been married about 13 years. We started dating when I was 18. Does he not look like he fell off a turn-up truck? Yep.

He looks like his cousin is his cousin and his dad. And we got married when I was 19. We're Christians, and we decided two years ago that God wanted us to live a plural lifestyle. Are they good? No, you decided you were sick of having sex with your wife. God doesn't care. God doesn't give a shit if you have extra wives or not. And I love how he just casually throws in, we're Christians.

No, you're not the regular kind of Christians, I believe in Christ, the Savior. You are a different kind of Christian. Tell us what that religion is so we can all understand where you're getting this hokey-pokey bullshit from. Yeah. We don't come from a polygamous background, but we believe in the Bible and multiple people in there had multiple wives. And I thought, gee, the people in there are godly people. And I thought, gee, all those dudes from... I'd like that.

2,000 years ago, getting their dick wet all over. And I thought, well, if I can't close my mouth all the way, then I might as well have an extra wife. It's such a mouth breather. He doesn't close his mouth. I loved him. So I then realized God wasn't against that. So the way I see it is living a plural lifestyle is a great way to follow Christ and to be like him.

And we felt that we were called. Did Jesus have multiple wives? not to my recollection after 14 years of Catholic school, but I wasn't paying that much of attention in religion class anyway. But if he did, that dude was riding, was Jesus riding deep? He had the fit and everything. That dude was walking around barefoot with multiple wives. He didn't even have one wife, Merrick, Gereck, mouth breather.

This way. And after a few months, we finally found the other perfect woman. The other perfect woman. She's trying so hard. I'm emotionally abused. Hi. Hi. Oh, my gosh.

Hi, sister. Okay, so this is Roberta, their very first, quote unquote, sister wife. And they had a lot of problems with her, but they'll get into that. Hi. I met Roberta online. It was a polygamy dating site. I saw her profile picture, and I thought she was very beautiful. She had beautiful hair and her.

skin was all of and she had nice curves. I messaged her and immediately it was an instant connection and it felt so right. Of course. Right. Which man doesn't want a beautiful young Brazilian woman. She's gorgeous and no knock on whatever her name is, the other one. What is her name we just learned it? The other perfect wife. No knock on Danielle, the perfect wife because she's also a beautiful woman. It's very cute. But who, what guy doesn't want? You know, more of this. It's the Hawaiian tropics. Running around his house.

He's got the Hawaiian tropic girls. They're always from Brazil. It seems a little weird to me. It seems more like a fetish. What's coming to focus is he has a fetish about Brazilian women. We've been courting Roberta for a year and four months. Meeting Roberta for the first time was surreal. Like the doubts were washed away and it was like, she's real.

Yeah, she's real. She's a real girl. I think we even said that. She's a real girl. I can't wait to have sex with her. On the second night, I popped a big question. On the second night, he popped the question, will you marry me? And you know why he did that.

Why? Because he wants to have sex with her. Oh, right. And he can't have sex with her unless they're married or probably at least engaged, right? That's probably one of the rules. that they have about this whole polygamy thing probably there's just a magical moment and that was the first naked and her were intimate yeah oh I marked it in my calendar that's the first she just looks like she's trying so hard that's the first night my self-esteem went in the trash that's the first night I

sobbed. It is kind of wild that we found a sister-wife that does live halfway around the world, but we definitely wanted to start living together as soon as possible and be united as a family. So we researched different ways to bring her here and talk to an attorney and realize that the only way to get Roberta here is for Garrett to legally marry her. First of all, shoes on the bed. Shoes on the bed. What are you doing?

Animals. They don't even, they're not even human beings. When you have shoes on the bed, you are not a human being in my mind. That is absolutely disgusting. Don't do that. Second of all, there are children, young children in their family. How must that fuck with their heads when your daddy wants a new mommy? Right.

What's going? What are you, this is what Jesus wants? Yeah. Huh? Huh? Not according to the Bible, dad. That's not what they told us at Jesus school. That's right.

And for her to be his wife. So there's only absolutely one option. and that is for us to get a divorce. Yeah. Absolutely not. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is where I stop.

This isn't the first time. Yeah. This is where this stops for me. Yeah. Absolutely not. This is where this stops for me. If I'm the wife, this is where this stops. You're taking away my security, legal security in this, a relationship.

So you can get your dick wet? No. The whole divorce thing, because she'll be his wife, but in the legal sense, you won't be. Yeah. Well, as far as Derek and Danielle getting a divorce, do we have some concerns with legal matters and making sure that Jeremiah and Solomon are taking care of and Danielle. Yeah, good for you, Dad.

Jeremiah and Solomon. That's her dad. That's her dad. That's her dad. And her mom. And her dad needs to be a little bit more vocal. A little more vocal. If I'm her dad, I'm like, you are out of your fuck.

I'm sitting this guy down and I'm like, you're out of your fucking mind. I didn't have you marry my daughter so you can divorce her to marry someone else and then live in the same house with them. Fuck that. Get your priorities straight and start taking care of the family that you built. Give your head a shake. Or get a divorce, one of the two.

Because Danielle legally won't be married to him anymore. You don't have any guarantee that you'll have anything. What if he just, you know, decides to leave you for Roberta and then you're left alone with nothing? I've reviewed the decree. It's correct. I'm signing it now. That divorce would have alimony, child support, the house, everything would be coming to me. Every single thing would be in the name of me if I was the wife, if I was Danielle in this situation.

You're absolutely right. Everything. Because if Feefei haightails it, she is high and dry with no legal recourse. I want rights over your dick. And I want all of your spermata zoa. And by the way, I need to stay your P.O.A. Because if he gets in a car accident or some junk like that, Roberta's the one that gets to go in the room and make the decisions. make the decisions, go to a good, grab the bank accounts, all of it. Absolutely not.

So the dissolution is affected? Did anybody watch this show post and go, hey, they're absolutely committing, like, I don't know, criminal fraud? Yeah. Because the divorce, well, at least in the state of Georgia states that you live separate and apart in the divorce. Yeah, there's a six-month cool-off period. Yeah. To both each. All right.

Thank you. Going through with the divorce and having all that finalized. wasn't easy and not seeing her for a year, you start to feel like, oh my gosh, is this real? Is she real? Like, feels nerve-wracking a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Let's just get there. Let's get there. And I'll get there. And I will say this, like they're now. meeting Roberta down in some island somewhere where they can all meet because she can't get into the United States. But I will say this about all of the relationships that Danielle has had with all of these Brazilian women. Danielle seems to be really intent on making sure she's very close to these women. Well.

Right. Of course. Yes. She's about to live with them in her house. As a divorcee. Yes. And share DNA. She's going to be sharing DNA. Yes, that's right. This poor girl, Danielle. We can finally stop shopping for women. She's real? No, the whole thing is just weird. I'm sorry.

So our plan while we're here in Mexico is for Gareg and Roberta to spend all eight nights together. I am sleeping in my own room. Oh, my God. In your own room? How would you handle this? Eight nights, a vacation, and I'm alone? In your room? And I am your wife.

Uh-uh. And you are going to the young Brazilian girls' room for eight nights. I've already agreed to let you have her as an additional wife. Now, as the wife. The wife. Somebody needs to do a well check on Danielle. Well, everyone is, the entire internet who watches this show is trying to do a welfare check on Danielle, but she seems to be a willing participant. Though she also seems to kind of be stuck with Garrick.

I mean, what do you do at the end of the day? I guess, I don't know. I mean, I would take the kids and leave. I love that. Her shirt says choose. She has a t-shirt on that says choose, me. Just pick one. Please.

Next to. Garrick and Roberta on the other side. I want to be fair to Garrick and Roberta and their time together because I'm going to have time with him at home. And we are coming into a plural relationship now. But seeing someone kiss your husband, I don't see it every day right now. Like, Garrett texts Roberta, but, you know,

I don't see him kissing her and embracing her. So it's hard. Oh, now this is the next morning. Here we go. I'm going to be. Oh, did she sleep with him? She slept like a baby? No, she just took him coffee.

I slept like a big baby. Big baby. Last night, I was in my room and Roberta came to get me because she was worried about me being alone. And we just stayed up talking and hanging out until about 2 a.m. Oh, okay. So Roberta did the right thing there. She went and she tried to make her feel better. Like, feel better.

Feel better. I've already had sex with your husband. You want to come in? Smell the stank in the bed. You want to come smell our sex? Sleep with us. Oh, my God. Isn't that the worst when you walk into somebody's room and you're like,

fuck? Now I smelled your sex. And now I can't get it out of my nose. Yes. The plan was for me to have a long time with Roberta, but Roberta felt very sensitive towards Danielle's, feelings and Danielle tried to resist and fight. It was funny to see them both debate with each other, but they haven't seen each other in a year and they're so close. So we ended up sleeping in the

same room together, me in the middle, and the two ladies on each side after. He could cut wood with those teeth. Are you seeing the size of those teeth? Why don't his lips move? I don't know. She looks like one of the, like in South Park, like the Canadian. Yeah, and the girls are hanging out, and I decided that it's funny to see them lighting over me. Roberta demanded that she... He'd make a great ventriloquist. They prefer each other to him. This is pretty funny. In the night in the room with us, Danielle had to go back and get her stuff and stuff,

so me and Roberta were able to be intimate quickly before Danielle came back, and it was a good laugh because Roberta was laughing. Oh, no, sister be back. What is, is he, is he my chromosome like abnormality? I don't know, Tita. It's really a weird motherfucker. He really is. He's weird and he's dumb.

And so you might be right. There might be something going on with him. He's a little off. Yeah, like his lips don't move. He thought that it's funny that he snuck a quick fuck in before his real wife came back in the door. He almost couldn't say it. He thought it was so funny. Yeah, he didn't know how to handle it.

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this is undomesticated. The podcast, where we aren't just saying the quiet parts out loud, we're putting it all on the kitchen table and inviting you to the function. If you're ready for some bold takes and a little bit of chaos, welcome to undomesticated. Follow and listen to Undomesticated, available wherever you get your podcasts. All right, we're back watching the Garrick Merricks here and wondering what's wrong with Garrick. Something's wrong with him. He's something's wrong with He fell off the turn up truck Wow Did y'all know that?

No Yeah, it's funny that you're having sex with a woman behind your wife's back You're in an open fucking marriage, tell her Right Say it, yeah, tell her Are you going to play on the ceremony? I'm not fully sure I don't know if we've talked about all the details

But just being the maid of honor And I hope I can Yeah, we're all in a relationship together. We're a plural family, so we're both his wives. Look at the lady at the event facility. Is that her mom? Is that legal? No, she's like an event facility coordinator.

I think. Okay. Congratulations. Congratulations to you. There's so much uncomfortable laughing in this. Yeah, it is definitely nervous laughter. Good for you guys. I think it's time for me to have Roberta all to myself

for a special trip tomorrow. Why are you talking to a translator to speak to your wife? Do you know what I'm saying? It's a fair question. Got a little surprise for Roberta. Really? What? Surprise?

Yeah. Okay. I love something. surprise. One day I just could fix I'm having fun of

the water. It was incredible. I'm very in peace. Oh? What are you? On the

moment that I'm having a day much. Okay, they're at a beach you're having fun.

Let me fast forward to this a little but I don't care. Um, let's see how Danielle feels about them

being at the beach together alone. It told me that her and Garek were intimate that first night and

it hurt my feelings because I felt like that she had lied to me sense, that she had told me that intimacy wasn't the most important thing, and then found out that they had sex. What did you think was going to happen, Danielle?

Right. What did you think is going to happen when you open your marriage up like this? You go through the divorce so that he can marry this girl. He proposes on night two. There's eight days in Mexico. You're not even supposed to be in the room, and you thought they weren't having sex? Yeah, you thought that because she said sex wasn't a priority. Maybe that's true.

Maybe sex is not a priority, but when they're alone in a room and they're about to get married, what did you do? In paradise. Yeah, by the way, in Cabos-on-Lucas. I do feel lonely today,

but at the same time, I feel like I need to start feeling that to embrace what's going to happen and the reality of Roberta being with us every day. And I think he also could be a little more like a man and conversar and show, she wants to stand up for himself.

Yeah, she wants to stand up for him. himself. If I want to sleep with both my wives today, I will. I'm going to sleep with both of my wives. If I want to mutate your DNA, I'm going to do that whenever and wherever I want. I'll make my deposits as I see fit. That's right. My spermatozoid is owned by no woman.

I think to perceive that if he not be position, I, unfortunately, not go back more with Gary. She can adopt him if he doesn't. Yeah. I know you had some feelings come at you that. Maybe that Roberta didn't value you, but, you know, she told me today that she loves you so much that if you weren't happy, that she, you know, would give up even me for you. But are you, Garrick, even taking into account your own responsibility in this whole situation? Right.

You're saying you had some feelings come at you about Roberta. What about the fact that you just divorced your wife for a young, hot Brazilian? And that's not what she said at all. She did not say she was going to leave him because this one's upset. She said he needs to stand up for himself. He needs to stand up for himself and tell Danielle what's going on or she's going to leave him. It's pretty O'Neill. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the thickness of it as well. That's right. It's kind of, you know, just like, just to see how much she involves me, you know, just take away some of those doubts, you know, that she's like, not just about you.

Love you so very much. Me too. So, in other words, everything ends well for them on season number one. But then shit starts getting real season number two. Now, here, let's see here. Now they're home. Yeah, now they're home. She's not with them yet.

Been able to send her, Lianney. Unfortunately, once Roberta relocated to her cousin's house to live, her cell service has become terrible. Her cousin has no internet. And it starts. Darn it. It's just, I feel super emotional right now on everything. COVID has shown us that.

We definitely have no guarantee of what's going to happen tomorrow. Our plan was always to get married in Mexico after her visa got approved. But with COVID shutdowns, it's still going to take quite a while before, you know, her visa's approved. So me and Roberta decided together that COVID feels like a tire lifetime away. Yes. With her being 33 and not getting any younger, we're going to go ahead and plan a trip to Mexico with her without the visa to try. try to have a baby. She said,

Oh, that face tells it all. That face says it all. This time, we're being a little more cautious with COVID, and we've kind of splurged and rented a villa for our whole family. Oh, the kids are coming, too. Oh, let the kids come and watch Daddy get his dick wet. That's amazing. Teaching the kids.

I'd love it when you teach the kids. Just indoctrinate them early. A good valuable lesson of it. about a beautiful house and Cabo San Lucas so your side piece can show up, yeah. Yeah.

Pretty. Look at that view. Oh, wow. It's beautiful. I love it. Really? That TLC money. Yeah, that's right.

$5,000 in episode goes far. You know TLC rented this for them. For sure. Oh, for sure. Nice. This is a nice room. Oh, wow. That's her parents. Her parents, yes. And why are they wearing cowboy hats?

They brought her parents to make a baby with the new wife. Yes. Because that's what you do. When one decides to get the sidepiece pregnant, you invite your wife's family. That's what I do. I'd call up Gustavo and I call up the whole family. Hey guys, we're going to do it again. You want to watch me, transmute my DNA into another woman. She's on number four. So we got one shot of this. Pretty. Oh, this is nice. How romantic. Direct access to the hot tub. Yeah, this will be me in Bert's room, huh?

Is she like digging? Yeah, how bitter, yeah, how bitter sweet this must be for her. Everywhere she looks, it's just a sign. You're going to go to that. Yeah, you're going to get fucked in that one, and she's going to get fucked in that one. Are you going to come see me in my room? Do I even exist for this trip? Do I get to go to the hot tub?

I guess I'm babysitting the kids. Unbelievable. Yeah? Husband, sister. I'm here. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Aww. Oh, look how she's assuring the kids, everything's okay.

She's hugging. Yeah. Look at that kid. He's like, Mama, me, daddy, side. Did she come with those titties? Mommy, too, is. Awesome. Mommy 2's got great ass. Mommy 2 saw his graces.

Look at those two kids. By the way, these two kids are probably like 13 and 14 years old. They're like teenagers. And the way that they're looking at this new wife is like, Mama Mia! My heart? Me too. Yeah? Yeah.

After a long time without seeing Eric, what impresses me the most, It impresses me the most. It's not our love. And it's not changed her diminishing one bit. It seems like this is a dream. I can't believe it. It is so very nice to finally have you here, and our family is getting united. I really hope we have luck and the baby also.

How weird. I would not want my husband saying at front of my parents. Yeah, just to set the scene, they're all out by the pool. Her mom and dad, Danielle's mom and dad, are with them. And Garrick is talking about making a baby there while they're there. And to the text to translate to talk to Roberta. That's the first. If Astrid had not known English or I had not known enough Spanish, if we had had a total language barrier, like, if we had to use the translate app every time, I don't think it would have worked out.

I think it just would have been too frustrating on both of our behalf. Yes, because you can't communicate freely and honestly when you have to stop. Yeah, and things get lost in translation. A hundred percent they do. Yeah. Oh, baby. Are you sure that you're ready for a commitment? You haven't really known Roberta that long?

He can't even respond. I know. He's like, oh. Like, you never even thought of that. I hear his head right now. 5.30! Yes. Chicken, pup, pug, don't answer, don't answer. Oh, I'm bored with it.

Oh, yeah. That sounded so confident. Oh, yeah, I've thought it all through. Danielle's like, why can't I have another baby? Yeah. 100%. It would be hard to have a baby her being so far away and you're not being able to see them. Yeah.

That's true. That's true. but, you know, God will work to do anything. But once you get back to Colorado, I mean, how will that be? I mean, you think that'll work out well or? You know, I do. Like any troubles or anything? You know, it'll be different, but I know she loves Danielle so much.

And even if it isn't easy, you know, you love each other and you stick together as a family. Now that I'm... She loves Danielle so much. Has nothing to do with whether or not you guys should have a baby. The parents are bringing up really prescient points. And the daughter, Danielle looks like she wants to say something, but she won't. She just keeps literally biting her mouth. Well, I think her parents are speaking for her, right? And he's either speaking for her. Yeah. Yeah, or they are. That's right. She doesn't, she'll never speak up for herself. She needs to. Robert, I talk to her and see how happy you all are as a family and with the boys. I'm really happy about it. I think it's going to work out very well for you.

Okay, no more drinks for you, Mom. You totally lost other. plot here. You're in a beautiful look. You've got that vacation glow and you're not thinking correct. Yeah, because the sun's gotten to your head, lady. Yeah, there's nothing good about this. Nothing. Oh, Mom, I love you. She's nice. How do you feel that? Why didn't I think of that? Oh, I haven't met my mom. He's like, well, I've been talking to your mom and we've decided I need a 30-year-old Brazilian side piece. So your mom and I are getting a Mexican divorce so that I can get a Brazilian wife pregnant

and then not see the child. Thanks, Garrick. You've made life easier for all of us. I'm happy. This morning, the lawyer called left me a voicemail. And. Roberta's first part of her K-1 has just gotten approved. Wow.

Vista. That's fantastic. America first part. Yeah? Approve, yeah. America first part. It doesn't even mean anything. What does that mean?

The first part of the K-1 visa got approved probably means that the paperwork was accepted. Right. The valid paperwork. I've been through this process, a similar process. The paperwork was accepted. It doesn't mean she's coming to America. He's saying this to make everybody feel more comfortable about him exchanging spermatozoa with yet another woman.

Wrecking another lady's DNA. That's right. He is such a shithead. Well, congratulations. Yeah. Yeah. One more step. She has an interview in Rio at the embassy there.

It has been over a year. year now since we've seen Roberta in person. Yeah, okay. So this, by the way, this is like a little synapsis video. So they're cutting quickly between the timelines. Now they had the whole weekend with a week with her in Mexico, and now she went back to Brazil. And, uh-oh. Roberta had her visa approved not too long ago, but she hasn't come to the U.S. yet because her mom's health is not good. things are definitely back to the waiting game not knowing when she'll be here

but we're definitely planning as soon as she gets here to definitely start the baby making process again I'm ready to fuck her fucking every time she he says that she makes that same I know because she knows what it means it doesn't mean anything except he wants to have lots of sex with her no she's still on the pill yeah Roberta is the smartest one of them all because she's you better believe Roberta's taking precaution. Yeah. You can see it now that it's played out over a couple of seasons. But Roberta wasn't dumb in the first place.

She wasn't going to have a baby with this guy unless she was in the house and married to him. Think about more siblings. I guess a boy, maybe. I think it would be good for you guys to have a sister. You better get on those saving making then, huh? Well, once Bert gets here. I'm talking about baby making in front of the children. Is that a little over-morning coffee?

Yeah, this whole family. And they're living in an RV. Look at that. They're living in a trailer. Why? Because they were a building house. Oh, okay. I'm like they had a house.

Roberta definitely wants to have children. We did try it in Cabo when we went down last November. Garrick failed on getting her pregnant. Has she been dying to say that? Can't wait to cut him down. Garrick's limp dick didn't work with me and it doesn't work with her. Even a new hot Brazilian wife couldn't fix his boner problems, It's half hard.

Thanks for doing the dishes, buddies. In preparation for Roberta coming to the U.S. And hopefully Bert and Garrett having more babies, we started building a bigger home from scratch. Bezos. M.R. Love you. I have a custom home building company,

so it's a lot easier for us as a family to design. Yeah, that's convenient. It fits our plural lifestyle. My parents have... And with that custom home building, business, I've decided to build a rectangle house. Yes. He built a rectangle house.

So beautiful, Garrick. Of basically their own little apartment, I would call it. We want to be close to them as they age and be able to help them. They've been really kind and supportive about us living a plural lifestyle. Temporarily, we're living in a fifth wheel trailer until we can get moved into our new house. We've been living in the trailer for almost five months. Yeah, and if any of those pictures of that house were any indication, they spent a another 10 months in that trailer because they were nowhere close. Okay, let's, let's move forward here

a little bit in the storyline. I just feel like we need to, oh wait, maybe he talks about the sperm here. Right. Yeah, that will be a change. I am not expecting that jealousy will come back for me. I think there will definitely be an adjustment with a third coming in, and I think it'll be maybe a little more challenging for Roberta being on the opposite end of that, you know, I did think it would help Bert, though, too. Because what about the night she's not with me? I told her that, too, when we were... Then she could be building a friendship and sisterhood.

It's hard on Roberta with us looking for a third, but at the same time. Yeah, they go looking for a third. Here's the surprise, surprise. There is no end to Garrick's temptation. He keeps on wanting more and more wives. That one's too far away. I need to go to Rio and get my best friend. daughter. That's what I need.

Well, there you go. That's what he's doing. All right. We'll take a break. We'll be back. Okay, you're probably wondering why I, Rachel, have taken over the voice duties at TCB. It's pretty simple. Astrid asked me to shut Brian up, even for a minute. Well, lovely, Astrid, your wish is my command. Do you want to help Astrid too? You know you do. Leave a message for her, or me or Chrissy, at 212-433. 3 TCB. That's 212-433-3822. You can be on the show too. Mm-hmm. Just call and say something. Anything. Or text us and we'll text you're right back. Promise. Then head over to TCB Podcast.com and get your free sticker. It's your constitutional right to a sticker and we must abide. You get the point. Follow us on Instagram at the commercial break and watch all the episodes on video at YouTube.com slash the commercial break. Best to you. And Astrid. especially Astrid

All right, we're back with Garrick. We're running through the Garrick and Danielle's story. We're still in season number two. He was with Roberta, you heard all of it. And then they brought in a third person to try and... A third sister. Third sister wife is what they were trying to do. He's having a morsome.

Yes. A farsome, morsome. Let's... I want to fast forward just a little bit. Here he's getting an update. from Roberta on what's going on with the K-1 visa and why she's not coming. Oh, baby. Miss you.

I met you. You so special. You very special for me. Yeah. You so special. No, you're so special. No, you're the first one I've cheated on my wife with. You're so special.

Oh. Yeah. Hey, dude, Garrick, I got an idea. Why don't you turn on TLC on any given Sunday night and watch another show about sister wives, God, sister wives. Yeah. And see how that all worked out for them. Those people are now all divorced.

That's right. Okay, so they're dating this other girl. It doesn't really go all that well. blah blah blah blah blah yada yada i'm just gonna fast forward to this just a little bit um because so roberta's just not coming roberta never shows back up she never shows back up um and here maybe we can hear some about it um hold on i'm gonna get to okay here all right so the whole sharing a room thing is actually kind of exciting to me yeah right now it's not a big deal because like there's just two of us, so most of the time we'll have our own room. One thing that we knew building the house

that we wanted Garrett to have his own room as the head of our house and king of the family. But we don't know what the third will like if she would like to have her own room. Maybe we'll have her other house by then. That's true. Wow, these guys are making all kinds of plans and intentions. No humans to fill the space. No humans to fill the space because everyone sees this dipshit for really who he is, including Roberta, who never shows back up in their lives, by the way. She just never shows up. And they had another sister wife they were courting. That lady decided that she didn't like the situation. I'm out of here. Yeah, I'm out of here. Because at the end of the day, I think most of the women who interact with Garrick feel

Danielle's pain. I agree. Women are going to be in tune to that. And if I'm walking into that situation. If I'm Roberta, and it doesn't seem even footed, I'm out. Yes. I think the most difficult thing to find, I watch all these seeking sister wives, sister wives, you know, my sister, sister wife, my brother wife, whatever it is. I know people who do it, yeah. I know people who have been in plural relationships before, and it appears to me that the most difficult thing to do is strike balance is that everyone feels emotionally secure about their place at any given time. Right. It is in our nature. You know, some people will argue it's not in our nature to be monogamous with one person for the rest of your life. Okay, I can see how that argument could be made. I'm not

dumb. I understand that scientifically and, you know, there might be some... Yeah, we're not monogamous by nature. We're not monogamous by nature. But what we are by nature is needy and emotional. Social security and stability, and we're also possessive of our emotional stability and security. So if someone comes into the situation and threatens that, it feels I get fight or flight. Especially a mother of two. Yes. And there were no kids. It might be a little different.

The dynamic would be a little different. But, yeah. What drives me crazy about all of these shows, about anybody who, about most of these shows. Now, there are some guys who just say. I just want another wife. Right. I just want, I want to have more fun. Like the other couples in this situation.

We don't have to have a wife. You can just have side pieces. Pick a girl up when you go out together. That's right. It just has some fun. Or it's over that next. Yeah. Or it's over in a couple weeks or a couple months or whatever. Yeah.

It's not that serious. What drives me a little crazy about most of these guys is that they use the Bible as the backbone or the justification. It's gross. And it's fucking disgusting. The bastardizing of a. the religion. Yes, because sure, you can find examples of plural marriages in the Bible. You can find an example just about anything in that book. That's right. It's a very lengthy book. It's one of the most lengthy books. Have you ever tried to read it? It's lengthy. It's got a lot of words. No one

fucking understands it. That's why there's a million different interpretations of it. Of course, you can find justification for anything in the Bible. Anything. And there's been proven time and time ask chat gpt anything can you prove use the bible to prove yeah um hold on one second um what are you going to ask does uh does the bible condone washing your penis on the sabbath says no. However, it does not, it does not directly say thou shalt not wash the penis on the Sabbath. What it does say is focus on resting. So it says rest, pray, and I can find justification as to why one would think that. Because even Chat GPT knows that you can twist those words into any. There's lots of people throughout history who've had plural marriages. But there's nowhere, nowhere, in 2020. do I think it makes sense for people to take multiple wives? Right. I just don't. No. I just don't. And using God as a reason, it just, what is the defense for that for your wife? What is, no, we're living a godly life. God came to me and said this. If you believe in God and Jesus as much as I do,

then what's the defense? How are you defending that? How am I defending? How are you, how are you combating that if I say, Jesus told me to do it? Jesus also said to remain faithful. I mean, Jesus, Jesus I don't think said any of those things. God came to me. He said in order for our family to be prosperous, we have to have more wives. I think you're going to have to move out. That's what you would say. Yes.

Because you don't, you know, fire and brimstone believe. You can have an open relationship without wiping someone. I totally agree with you. This is the silliness. If all they want is to go play, have playtime, send the kids to Grandma's house, go have playtime. Totally. And leave the playthings at the play center. Yeah.

And then come back home and be a nuclear family. I'm not opposed to sexual exploration. I mean, it's not for my marriage. Please, Astrid, don't misunderstand me. Astrid, don't misunderstand me. I'm not opposed to that. I think that that is something that a lot of couples do, have done, will do. I'd rather you be upfront about it.

Swinging is a thing. Yeah. Have at it. Go down to the villages. Yeah. Do it. This is unnecessary. This is unnecessary.

This is out of bounds because you can tell he really just wants to sleep with the girl. Yes. Back to the baby making, she was like, uh, no. No. This is emotional abuse as far as I'm concerned for Danielle. And I really do wish someone would check on them. I really do. Yeah.

So here we go. I think Roberta is just dropping the hint right here. Let's pray. Let's pray. Let's pray. It's late. She's not even answering. No.

She stopped communicating with that. Yeah. Sometimes that gets hard, the inability to communicate, you know, and like, especially in special moments like this. It's true. I definitely think I'm a priority to Roberta and my family. I know she loves us dearly. Oh, by the way, Danielle got pregnant.

That's what happened. Danielle ended up getting pregnant. I know. She's always trying to help everybody in the family. And sometimes I think that can cause her to. you know, get pulled in a lot of directions. I know it's out of her control. Yeah, it's definitely...

She doesn't live there. She can't do anything. She's not even, like, down the road. Yeah, who cares. She's in a whole other country. She is in Brazil. And she's not answering your phone calls. Take the hint.

Yeah. Shears has been what, really. Yeah, yeah. It's clearly that Roberta wants to have nothing to do with it. as much as like there's so much change going on and her visa has been approved it's like is it really going to happen I'd say no

now this is God now no it's just it gets a little tiresome sometimes not knowing what if she suggests

another husband like hey you go find your extra oh no no no no I'm gonna go find some extra husband I'm going to have to divorce you now you're just being silly too you're just being silly that's crazy business we're not going to be doing that oh here's the brother and sister a garrick's brother oh garrick's best friend i think actually that's the one bert and i made together it's pretty it is pretty have you talked to bert recently or no we just talked to her today actually oh okay how's she doing we did a video call yeah but she cried you all cried a lot you all cried yeah you guys cry a lot you guys cry a lot Sam and Samantha are very close to us. They're a very important part of our life.

Sam and Sam. We definitely... Sam and Sam. Who's naming these families? I love it. Who's naming these families. Value their opinion. Their opinion comes from a place of love and care.

So you're going to have babies and then a wedding? Yeah, that's the plan. It's going to be hard. I don't know, Daniel. I feel like it's a little. too fast. I have to wonder if he's doing this out of lust. Sometimes I wonder if she's truly happy or if she's just doing this because she wants to make her husband happy. Because I've never met her. Sometimes I have doubts. It's your guys' life, you know? I just don't want you guys to get hurt.

At least you're already divorced. Yeah, seriously. At least you're one step ahead. You got the divorce part out of the way, Daniel. I'll have like our different personalities. And I think that's how it will be when Roberta's here too. Like give and take. Like, even when her and I were talking about the sister-wife thing, like, adding a third and why I wanted it and why she didn't want it. And she wants it now? Um, I don't know those really speak her language, so. She sees, she understands my point of view better. Like, she's, okay, if God wants it, now she's, like, open to it, I think, more so, because she realizes why I wanted it.

Like, you know, when I'm with Garrick, and it's not her turn, you know, then she's, you know, then she's, like, she's. she's not alone. And so we always have somebody there to support us. She's like, wow, her sister, yeah. Listen, it gets more bonkers. You know what I'll do? Maybe for the next episode, I'll pull some clips from this season. We can catch up on the, up with them.

Also, there's another couple that's highly interesting to me in this particular sixth season that you'll watch. Maybe I'll pull some clips from the first episode because one of the couples that is seeking a sister-wife, is clear to me and they even say it that everybody thinks the husband is gay and he is extraordinarily flamboyant for a straight man he's extraordinary flamboyant he even says a lot of people think i'm gay you know because i talk with my hands and i like good clothing and i love you know uh i love to go see a good broadway play and and he's out there trying to find another wife another wife and the women he's approaching are laughing at him because They don't take him serious.

They don't think he's straight. So it is very, very interesting. All right, well, listen, we'll get, I'll, I'll take this into another episode next week. Thank you very much for being here. Of course. I certainly appreciate it. Thank you for having me. Maybe you'll join us next week.

Maybe. Okay. I'd like that. Please do. Maybe you'll join us. That's Trin and I. I'm not flamboyant. I'm not gay.

I just like me. There was a I'm not gay I just love a good This is sort of like not inhaling I love a good D and I love a good A And I love a good D and I love a good A You know what I'm saying?

What's wrong with that? It's not gay No, it's not gay I didn't inhale There was a show On TLC for a while It no longer is available anywhere I tried to pull clips

There's only short clips of it And it's about the club of men in Utah who are gay. They're homosexual, but they are married and they have a club. The men get together. I've heard about this. To help each other with the homosexuals. I mean, I'm all for it. At least they've got a safe place to go.

No, no, no. They're not fucking. Oh. They're trying to keep each other on the straight and error. They're openly gay, but they're married. and they're openly gay in the church. How? Okay. Well. It's called like secretly gay or something like that, right?

Open or no, openly secretly gay or some show. I heard about it a couple of months ago. I found clips online. I read about it. It sounds infinitely entertaining. Now I'm going to have to see if I can go prime it so easy like I did. It got so much flack from the church and from other people. The TLC took it down and they wiped it from the internet.

So there are people who have, have, parts of it out there, but you can't find much of it. And it's these like five or six men, and they are openly gay and openly gay in the church, and they have wives, but they will they will not go there. They just don't go there. They just don't have sex with men. Okay. That sounds incredibly unhealthy to me, but okay. Yeah. There's that. Okay. Whatever. There's blowback. There's always a blowback. First of all, yeah. The pendulum does swing one way or the other. Right. All right, TCBPodcast.com. You can go get your free sticker. Watch all the audio, watch all the video.

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