The Commercial Break - Midwest Faith Explosion!

Episode Date: February 10, 2023

Give your preacher your money and all your problems will be solved...right? TCB takes on the prosperity preachers once again, but this time they learn that there's more to these preachers than just money. They're all about that Upper Midwest Faith Explosion! What, you might ask, is exploding at this shindig? Only experience will tell... Bryan teaches his children that he made this earth, and he rules with an iron fist. Keith Moore is the world's biggest scammer. Shockingly, you can spread the word of God WITHOUT scamming people! Bryan and Krissy's origin story consists of 30 beers and a baby. Mike McGraw was going to church way before you were. The Upper Midwest Faith Explosion...in Karl's pants. Why give tithe when you could simply claim it? Jerry Seville WILL take your money. Jerry's *very important notebook* appears to be empty! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I don't see what I did wrong. The phrases, forgive me father for I have sinned. That's what I said. No, you said sorry daddy, I've been naughty. On this episode of the commercial break. Come on down to the midway, fake explosion. We're gonna drop our seat all over the place. The seat of the spirit. See, all over the place, the scene of the spirit! The word and the water of God! Throw it from my holy chalice! We're gonna pump you full of seed!

Get you the explode! 1999! VIP tickets only a few left! The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Ah yeah, Katsukitans, welcome back to the commercial break, I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and co-host, the beautiful, Kristen Joy, hopefully best of you, Tracey. Hi, that's D. Brian. Best of you out there in the podcast universe.

I'm just reading a breaking news from Instagram Because you know that's where I get all my news right white woman gives birth to black baby and accuses husband of having sex with a black woman Nice try more Moe-bobish You are not the father. Yes. I love when those guys celebrate they're not the father I love those guys celebrate that there's like the father. I love that those guys celebrate that there's like a fatherless child out there somewhere. Yeah.

I mean, and let's be honest about it. They must pay those people, right? They're on the Mori Povice show. They must pay them something. They have to. What other reason would you want to then go on to Mori Povice? There are a lot of people that are just

wanna be on TV. There's a lot of people that are fame horse. Yes. There's a lot of people that just do stupid shit to get attention. and all they want is Downloads that I say downloads I mean views views views Yes, speaking of fame horse work. We're quite Somebody called me famous today, and I said I think you got a re

Engage your dictionary on the definition of famous. Yeah, I'm not famous that's like I want to go pick up a rentacar and the guy at the rentacar place who's checking you out, the guy who like walks around the car with you and blah, did he blah? He's like, hey, you do something. And I'm like, he's looking at me, the sideways and he goes, hey, you do something.

And I'm like, what do you mean? And he goes, you do something. You're like an actor, a famous person. And I was like, no, not me. Got the wrong Mr. Pickford all together. No, I know you, you do something. What are you on? You got that YouTube channel?

And I'm like, I have a YouTube channel. It's not watched by anybody, but I do have a watch YouTube channel. And he goes, I knew it. No, no, wait, wait, you on that podcast. And I'm like, what podcast is that? And he goes to break something. And I go to the commercial break. And he goes, no, no, wait, wait, you on that podcast. And I'm like, what podcast is that? And he goes to break something. And I go to the commercial break.

And he goes, no way. I was blown away. Yeah. The kid was young. I mean, he was young, super nice, super young. And I was like, they, you're not my target audience. We got like seven, we share audience members with Dr. Phil. How are you that, how did you find the commercial break?

It still surprises me. Every time someone says they listen to the commercial break. But then I go to the podcast conference and not a soul, you know, never recognizes. Well, you're from the commercial breaks. Yeah, I'm the commercial breaks. Someone just posted a bunch of pictures of it. And you're a stand up comedian. Of a stand up comedian on the commercial breaks with over 200 downloads per episode.

Congratulations, Chrissy. Hi, bye to you. Yeah, we're going for two, one on this next episode. I'm in the car with my son the other day and he has been fascinated by the concept of Earth. You know, dad, can you show me Earth on Google Maps, right? I love Earth and the space space stuff too. He's getting into it.

He's so smart and he wants to know everything and he wants to dig into everything. So he's like, what about earth? And then inevitably comes who made earth, right? And I go, well, it depends on who you ask, but some people call that entity, God, right? Why? Well, I don't know why, because it's dog backwards

and they thought it was funny. I'm not really sure why people call it God. But you knew this question, I knew this question was coming. And I'm not really particularly sure how to answer it because my own set of beliefs, like I'm of the, I'm in the camp about parenting where I want to give my son like my kids a buffet of answers, of information and allow them to choose what's best for them when they get to the point that they're best for them. And the reason why I want to do that is because I don't want to indoctrinate my children in any particular way with any particular religion.

Now I do think religion probably holds some value somewhere. For a lot of people it does. Yeah. Good for, for that. Like, you know, for those preachers, they get airplanes out of it. There's holding a lot of value there. Right. But I, you know, I'm not there.

I don't wanna like go, well, there's God and there's Jesus and there's, you know, Mary or I, and Nordic, I wanna say, you know, there's Muhammad or Buddha or whatever. I don't wanna do that. I wanna tell him that there are people that think this and there are people who believe that and then you choose what's best for you

when you get old enough to believe. Until then, I have made the earth and everything around it. And you are going to listen to what I have to say. As I rule. I have made the earth and I'm going to rule with an ironed. Yeah, I whipped it up. I came to you. I'm free.

We're born. He came to me one day and he goes, Dad, who made me and I go, well, your mommy likes the pool boy. Do that guy who cleans our pool. He did it. He did it. It was his fault. He made it.

But it just got it. It got me thinking about this Instagram account that I've been following. My son's question got me thinking about an Instagram account. I'll give it a shout out. It's called, oh, now I can't think of what it's called. Oh, Christian Nightmares is what it's called. Christian Nightmares. So at Christian Nightmares, I think.

But basically what they do is they take wild footage of Christians mainly behaving poorly and do reels and they do a lot of these a day. Well, there's gotta be a lot out there. Oh, there's a ton. I mean, look at this show. We just scratched the surface of these prosperity preachers and preachers in general.

And we had a lot of feedback about those episodes that we do. So we're going to do another one because we're planning for attention because we're famous. They're easy targets. They're easy targets. They really are. But this, when I was what,

looking scrolling through this Instagram account, one of the reels that came up was a little girl. I'm gonna guess no older than nine or 10 years old. Crying on a stage in front of a thousand people about how the she's like screaming. The Lord comes and saves me. Let the Lord, let the spirit run through me. She's crying. She's so visibly upset. She's shaking. Her mom, I'm assuming, is like, next you are going, Praise Jesus, Praise Jesus. That's what indoctrination looks like. That's so good.

Come on. That's so good. Let me... That's so good. That's so good. This is huge. This kind of indoctrination of your child is just wild to me. It's wild to me.

And I don't understand for the life of me, I can't understand why a parent would wanna subject their child to that kind of brainwashing that early. Well, their brainwashing. Their brainwashing is the other question, but I don't know, like when you have a child, something kind brainwashing. They're brainwashing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But I don't know. Like when you have a child, something kind of kicks you in the balls a little bit. I mean, if you have balls or whatever in the crotch. But as long as one of them wasn't kicked in a soccer game and didn't drop. Oh, yeah. You got to drop your balls at the soccer game. Still waiting for someone to... Oh, someone did an interview with that Devon guy about his balls.

Oh, well, okay. Let's stay on track here for just one second. So that kind of indoctrination, when you have a child, it's like you really want to, I don't know, there's some kind of clarity that comes with having a child. All of a sudden you have a little bit of purpose and direction and motivation.

You gotta stop doing so much cocaine because you're never gonna get any sleep. I mean, after the birth of the baby, that's in the birthing room. In the birthing room. That's the last time you should think. That's the last time you want to be doing any cocaine during that particular stay at the hospital.

When you get out of the hospital, you're gonna need lots of cocaine to keep you up while the baby's feeding 17 times a day. And forget about mushrooms between the hours of five and 10 pm. You gotta wait until they go to bed to do those things. Because you don't want to mistake your child for a hairy troll running around.

Kill the troll! This kind of indoctrination just surprises me because of the clarity that you get with a child and the kind of purpose that you have. And you want to protect them from all things foreign and domestic, right? You don't want your child to be brainwashed by anybody, but yet this is happening in mass in this country.

And I think part of when we skewer these preachers, I'm not skewering them because I don't think there's value in the actual religion of Christianity. There are lots of people who behave poorly under all kinds of different flags, right? That's true. Political and religious and all forms and fashions of labels. What I'm skewering is the brainwashing that's happening in the benefit of one or two or three people only, and that is the people who are up on the pulpit preaching. They are the ones who are being rewarded handsomely for brainwashing all of these people

into giving them more money. It's a complete bastardization of anything that I know that Jesus taught. Like I grew up in Catholic school. So I had to have lots of... Learning about it. Sex in the chapel. And I also had to learn about it.

I had to go to church like once a day at some point, I was going into that church, and you hear about Jesus and all these wonderful things that he does, sounds like a pretty cool guy, right? And then you see these prosperity preachers up there, and they are complete fuck twats. They have people twist and turn a lot of the words. We're gonna give an example of how this happens pretty quick.

Like a couple of, before a season're gonna give an example of how this happens pretty quick. Like a couple of, before season three, at the end of season three, we did one particular take down of a guy named Keith Moore, who was just a total shit fuck. I mean, this guy was an ass hat of epic proportions, twisting the words of the Bible into you giving him more money.

And all these people were sitting in front of him going, pray, she's got it. Oh, that is good. Oh front of him going, pray, she's got it. Oh, that is good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. I can feel my MX lifting out of my wallet right now. When I was taking notes, remember,

he was fevers. When you got all of them, they're always fevers. What are you writing? Are you writing help me? Like, that's what I would be writing. You're trying to figure out your budget. How are you going to afford the mortgage? Are you writing help me? That's what I would be writing. Yeah, you're trying to figure out your budget. How are you going to afford the mortgage

after you give someone a $5,000 payment? To be fair to the general, the Christianity in general, there are, if you go to YouTube and you put in prosperity preacher, the first 180 videos are all takedowns of the price parity preachers by other Christians. Wow, okay, good. So they understand, some of them understand

that prosperity preaching is really hurting the religion in general, and that it's just not a good thing. Yet, these people continue to ride around in their billion dollar jets from place to place, looking down on everybody else who doesn't have as much money as they do. Tell me, tell me, explain to place, looking down on everybody else who doesn't have as much money as they do. Tell me, tell me, explain to me prosperity preacher follower, how that benefits anybody in

life. How does your preacher having a 747 decked out to his particular specifications help anybody that argument will be, I need it to fly from place to place to give the good word of the Lord. Jesus walked around without shows. The Buddhists go, they walk from village to village asking for one grain of rice if they you sweep off your front porch. These guys live without anything their entire life, they seem to be doing just fine spreading

the word without the help of the 747. And by the way, way Delta that's it that's all you need to know Delta dot com. Yeah just get on a special flight yeah first class okay cool dude I like to do that if I can afford it I'll fly first class never been able to afford it but it looks really nice it does it looks you pass the people yeah that's right you know they have the big planes with the double doors and they let you in the middle one So it's not to taste the first class with a smell of your your poor butt Your poor butt

Excuse me um sir sir if you could just walk back toward where the poor people are I'd appreciate it We're here. I'm gonna close this curtain right here just to make sure none of the poor people get their poor people stank off me on. So sorry. Would you like another glass of champagne? A gold bar? Can I lay you down in your personal bed? Thank you very much.

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So I just don't get it. I just don't get what the benefit is to making your preacher extraordinarily wealthy. I don't either. If... Maybe that's why we didn't meet at a church function. For what if this? What if it had a much better origin story

and we met at a church function? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm writing the coffee for the website right now with the website people and they want an origin story, which I think is a cool idea, right? It's like, oh, let's do an origin story. We can do like a timeline of events. And I'm like timeline of events.

Met drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk court ordered a drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk I mean, what do you want me to put? So he's like, find some photographs of the two, a photograph, I was telling our audio editor today, I think from between the ages of 17 and maybe my first wedding,

there might be four photographs of me out there in the world. I think it's Hanna pictures, but then when I moved back down to Atlanta, right after we met, really, I don't remember having any pictures after that. I think that's actually- I think it was before the iPhone really had caught holes.

We were still using blackberries. And even the blackberries. Some blackberries could take pictures. You could have a camera. Yeah, remember they had that thing. What was that little video camera that they gave me a clear channel that I was handling around? What was that?

The blip, the flip, the- Something like that. Something like that. It was like a handheld video camera, the flip camera. Yeah, I was running around with that thing, but God knows where that is. We're gonna be like, mark my words. It's gonna be season number seven.

We're gonna be like 58 million downloads a month, right? Spotify is gonna be negotiating a contract with us. And some jack holes gonna come out of the woodwork with my old flip in their hand. So, maybe you oughta think twice. We're gonna get extorted for money. It's gonna be, anyway. So, the-

But wait, extorted for money because we basically laid out all of our secrets on that anyway. Yeah. There's nothing to do with it. It's sorted us from. You know, someone is actually, did I tell the story about this? I don't think we could run for political office. No, no, no, no. Political office. We're looking to get a job at McDonald's, Chrissy.

I mean, for God's sake. This day and age, everybody cancels everybody for everything. It's absolutely insane. How we haven't already been canceled, I'm not sure. But I think no one that matters to listen. Yes. You matter to us, but you're not calling TMZ on us, we appreciate it.

But back to the prosperity preachers. So we actually had a woman, and I'm not gonna give her name because I don't know if she wants me to, but whenever we do these takedowns of the preachers, which we do every season, we do the takedowns of the preachers, which we do every season, we do the takedowns of the preachers, we get a lot of feedback about this. And it's normally, it's like, go get them, Tiger. Yes.

This woman. They're like your spot on. Yeah, your spot on. This woman grew up in a house full of preachers, full of fire and brimstone preachers. Wow. Or grandfather, or grandfather's father, her father. She comes from a long lineage of these type of preachers and she wrote this excellent email to me

and I don't wanna read it on air because I don't wanna give away personal details about her because I don't have her permission. But she basically said, you're so fucking spot on with this, right? This is exactly what's going on. If you don't think for one, if you think for one fucking second that any of these preachers up there, bastardizing the word of the Lord into a check out of your pocket, a swipe of your PayPal,

thinks then sells that any of this is true? You got rocks in your head. You have fucking rocks in your head. These people are there for one purpose and one purpose only Continue to get your payday tax free money money money money So I thought what we would do is take some time today and let's just get right into it Let's not wait till the end of the season Chrissy. Let's get right into it I like it and let's get prosperity preachers in their rightful place. In TCB lore? Way at the bottom.

We'll now take a short break to hear from our sponsors and then we'll be back to this episode of G.C.B. Hey everybody out there in the podcast universe it's time for the dreaded commercial break inside the commercial break. It's season number four. You've heard it all before, so let's get to it quickly. You can text us or leave us a voicemail at 1-855-TCB-8383. Questions, comments, concerns, or content ideas, send them to 855-TCB-8383 toll free from

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Thanks again for being part of the TCB family. Now let's hear from those sponsors and we'll be back to this episode of the commercial break. And now back to this episode of GCP. First I want to highlight a video. Mike McCaw. Mike McCaw. Mike McCaw is about to give a testimony. testimony for those of you.

He's very tired and look at his huge watch. Well, what? You know why? Because he prayed to the Lord. Yes, and got the money. He gave his last dollar to a prosperity preacher. And for 17 years, he's been thriving. He never says what he does.

So he could be selling crack. I don't know. I can't say D. I don't know. What up, dude? Oh, man, you smell good. I ended that shit, bro. You're not into smelling good?

Okay, let's listen to Mike McCall. He's about to give his testimony, whatever that means. My name is Mike McCall and I have been attending living word. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, and I became a member. Sorry, let me start that over one time. Anytime Brian goes switching the wires,

he's over gonna have auditions. That's true. I'm his Mike McCaw, and I have been attending a living word since the late 90s, off and on, and I became a member in, I believe it was 2004. Show off. He's like, the guy wears the indie band T-shirt.

Off and on, why'd you go off? Well, I listened to Green Day long before you did. I was listening before Tookie. Tookie only sold out. Tookie. Tookie. And I've been attending ever since. I've always been a generous person.

Even when I was working jobs in college, and most of my college mates didn't have money, I would treat them to things. So I've always had that. You were selling weed out of your dorm room. You're a fucking angel here. Whenever we did that money, I'd go treat them to things. I get my roommate a handshandy every once in a while.

Decentress him a little bit. He would quick to anger. Yeah, that's right. Pizza, pizza. College room. If you have to, if you have to highlight your generosity by talking about you paid for your college roommate's pizza, but I don't know, I've got whatever mindset of being able to give, which is I think I'd given for sure. I didn't think that tithing necessarily was something that I needed to do because I didn't

feel like I was either making enough to tithe or it just was, it was for other people and not necessarily for me. In 2000. Well Mike, now you're saying something that makes sense. It's something for other people. I was in in 4 and I attended the Upper Midwest Faith Explosion. Jerry Saville. The Upper Midwest Faith Explosion? That's awesome. That's casual. Jerry Saville. The upper Midwest faith explosion.

That's awesome. That's casual. I have the faith explosion. I know what. We've got some time off coming up here summer. You guess what I found? The faith explosion. Hey girl, you want to come to the Midwest faith explosion with me?

Yes, I would love to, Carl. Okay. So when we get up there, I just want to let you know, there's going to be a Midwest faith explosion explosion if you know what I mean. Yes. This is where all the preachers go to explode. It's literally a bomb of the spirit. We're going to dip ourselves in some holy water and explode. Hence the name Midwest Faith Explosion.

We used to call it the Midwest Gizcon France. But we didn't sell as many tickets. The Midwest faith explosion. Wow. Is there other regions too? Oh no. There's the Nether regions. Oh there's all kinds of regions. I'll draw a map on you if you want me to. There's the Nether region.

Oh, there's all kind of regions. I'll draw a map on you if you want me to. Girl, give me a call. Send me some pictures, and I'll do that little highlight of thing on my iPhone. I'll edit it with some. I'll show you. Oh my god. There's the city region, there's the Nether region. There's the anal region, which is godly, just to let you know. If you want to have sex before marriage, you do it in the anal region. And you can do it at the mid-wet faith explosion. What a name.

It sure is. We are literally laughing at you while you're buying tickets. Gotta go. Literally laughing at you while you're buying tickets to the Midwest Faith Explosion. And tell me this is not a joke. I was speaking and he was talking about precious seed. And at that time I was between.

Well, Carl. and he was talking about precious seed. And at that time I was between. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the word and the water of God, flowing from my holy chalice. We're gonna pump you full of seed and get you to explode. 1999 VIP tickets only a few left. Oh my God, Jeff needs to call, listen, Memphofest is a great name, but Memphis music explosion is much better. I mean, anything explosion. Yeah, if you put explosions in there, you're bound to sell tickets.

And then tell them you're gonna be dropping seed all over the place, forget about it. They're amazing explosion. Mempho music explosion. It is renamed. I wanna get paid for that by the way, Jeff. I'll tell him. Careers, I was kind of spinning my wheels and not really knowing what direction I wanted to go in life.

But once I found the Midwest faith explosion, I knew exactly what I needed to drop my seed. My seed. I know. To me, during that message, and it was whatever you have as a precious seed to be able to sow under the kingdom. And I'm going to be sowing some seeds in the kingdom over there at that Midwest faith explosion. You think that's like a boneroom for Christians? They're all sleeping in tents and fucking each other after day number three. other after day number three. I didn't have a job, but I had one thing of value, and that was my seed.

So I started selling it to the church. Hand man. I don't have a job, but you okay, let me just go to this faith explosion. Let me go to the faith explosion. And I'll see what happens. Yeah, you know, I've been there before, right? Don't have a job, but don't have any money, because you know, even if I have a job, I don't what happens. Yeah, you know, I've been there before right? Don't have a job Don't have a job, but don't have any money because you know, even I want to have a job I don't have money, but don't have any money and then someone says come to this retreat out in the woods

It's gonna change your life. It sure does for 48 hours changes my life As I'm soaked in LSD in marijuana But then when I wake up on Monday, I'm still the same asshole I was before. That's a problem with yourself. It's hard to run away. 1996 Nissan Maxima that I loved more than anything. Something in me just said, donate that car.

Give that car at that time. Plus it had just broken down. Oh my God, yeah. It's 2004, you're driving around a 1996 Nissan Maxima. Ben there, done that, by the way. Hi, I used to have a Maxima alone, come again. They're good cars, but yeah. I had a Honda Accord.

Yes, you did. Without a front. Yes, you did. I drove it around for two years. You did. It had no right light or front or bumper. I remember that. So I would park it so that you couldn't see the right side.

It looked great from the left side. I'd say that's sorry. I had to go to an interview at the CEO's house and they had a... They're lived in a cold assack and I pulled in the counter clockwise directions. So they didn't see the right side of my car. I'll have you your new director. This is the development. Can we have this interview during the day so I don't have to use my headlight? No, I said, it light. Sing it up. Remember writing on the offering 1996 Nissan Maxima, where should I deliver it?

And then it did take me a few years to really understand. I need to try it out. What are they doing with the car? Chrissy. You got to be a real... Sell it for part? Yeah, you got to be a real fucking jerk off. Like, to stand up on the pulpit in someone who has no job

can't even afford a ticket to the Midwest faith explosion. And he writes, where do I send my niece on maximum? Well, where is it? Is it not with you? You're at the church. Just give them the key. Where did it go? Oh, it's been in the shop for three months. Can't afford to get it out Your problem now God Like honestly, what are you doing? What are you doing with your life here, dude? If you're the preacher and you read that and you go yep, go get his decent maximum problem

Take it isn't he sleeping in the Maxima? Oh, he saw him out there yesterday. Hey. You're an asshole if you take that guy's Maxima. I would say, no, don't accept the Maxima. And here's $100. Get your stuff to the Midwest faith explosion. Everything that I brought in and gave God my first fruits.

Well, I started my business in 2006 and it was just me and within it was just me growing weed in the back of my maxima. Two years later. Two years later. I'm now the Midwest King and I'm now the Midwest weed king of Chicago. A year I had another employee, by 2008, I had five or six employees. The economy took a dive, but my business doubled. Because everyone needs weed. That's right.

I call it God's House of Weed and Seed. We'll drop loads on them. Roll them up. Roll them a drop them. That's it. And it continued to have successful growth each year. We've never had a down year. Our growth has been consistent for two years now.

And I attribute that all to him. He said, hold on, what's that guy? He's 18 years. And I attribute that all. he said his I hold on was like 18 years and I attribute that all 18 years Yeah, hold on. What's the reason our growth has been consistent for 17 years now? You've had consistent growth for 17 years your success is only matched by the download growth of the commercial We've had download growth for 17 days. And I attribute that all to God's economy. There's no other explanation of God's economy.

Yeah. I guess when you believe like this guy believes that everything's God's economy. I'm sure it made everything to me. The maximum. Yeah, the maximum? To the guy. But he said many years later, I didn't realize.

It took me many years. It took you many years. I thought that's not the way it works. I thought you're supposed to like, you know, claim it. And then it's supposed to be yours. Yeah. Why are you giving them stuff? You're supposed to be claiming it. I claim what's in this collection basket. That's right. The other guy said claim it. Just like we said, what we were going to do is just, you know, walk up to the house next door, claim it.'s right I walked into McDonald's at the hospital and I was like I'd make claim it claim it I'm Mccleaming this big max later

God told me to somebody there. I didn't even order anything and they were like you know Order 392 I'm claiming it How I've been able to do the things I've done. It's not by, I mean, certainly God's given me gifts and abilities, but He's opened doors that I never thought were possible, and brought my business to places I never thought were possible. And I attribute that all to being diligent in my, my tides and my offerings.

I'm, oh my God, this is what drives me fucking crazy. Yeah. Is that it's a tit for tat. God has a quid pro quo. You give and he will give. He helps. If you don't give, he won't give. How is this at all possible?

Right. Do you think these shitty prosperity preachers were giving when they were young and they before they found out what a racket they can get into. I guarantee they were the last ones to throw a dollar in that basket. Why? Because all they can think about is them fucking selves. And this guy Tim McGraw here or whatever his name is over here with Midwest, Midwest weed king of Chicago.

This dude right is playing right into it by giving his testimony like this. Don't do this Mike. You seem like a nice guy. You seem like the kind of guy who, you seem like you could go into a restaurant for a Christmas party, knock back a couple of lines, get a bottle of wine in you, and hang out with the boys. Right.

Don't play into this, bullshit, Mike. Come on. This is probably made three years ago. He's bankrupt. To this church and to other ministries too, and just helping to further the gospel throughout the state, the country and the world. Oh yeah, don't only give to the one you go to.

Go to get to others. Everything. So, okay, so that is Mike McGraw's testimony. That testimony is on behalf of this world church ministers, living word ministries, which includes a lot of the prosperity preachers that we take down. This Keith Morgye, Kenneth Copeland is a part of this. And then there is another gentleman that I found

that I would like to showcase. He is going to explain to us exactly how we get what we need out of the Lord through prayer, the petition prayer, the stiff types of prayer. You can't just pray to God. You can't just say, dear God, I really think, you know, Olivia Mom is very hot. Please send her to my front door without a top-on. You can't do that. That's Lucy Goosey Prayer. You need to plan it all out. Please let the commercial break survive. Dear God, please let the commercial break at its advertising check from 2022

and sometime in 2023. Dear Lord, please let the commercial break do less episodes and make more money. Thank you, but thank you Lord. Hey, we claim it. Yeah, I claim it I'm gonna claim my children back once we stop doing so many episodes Let's listen to what this ass ass is saying Jerry so Bell nothing like a guy or nothing like a preacher riding a Harley in the intro video. I can't even carry a leather jacket and drive it on Harley.

Yeah, yeah. Look at that shit. You remember when I told you about the cars for kids? When 800, 100 kills. Cars for kids, 1, 8, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4 they must spend all of their money on advertising, right? The 92% of the money that goes into that charity must go to advertising because they're everywhere at all times, now they're on TV. You should be just radio, now they're on TV too. But when you spend this much money on production value, I mean, yeah.

Why are you wasting the money like this? Oh, I think that's his daughter. This is Jerry Sevelle and his daughter, and I think her name is like Jeanne Sevel or something like that. It seems like a very close relationship. Oh, yeah. Spreading the seat of the Lord. Hello, everyone.

Thank you for joining us today. Terry, now I appreciate you taking time out of your busy life to watch our broadcast. We believe that we're going to share some things with you today that's going to help you in your spiritual growth. And in particular, it's going to help you develop a more powerful and an accurate prayer life. We're going to be talking about the prayer of petition. And I'm really excited about this subject because it is something that I have studied and

applied for over 40 years and always like to say about the prayer of petition. When you're facing what seems to be the most impossible situation you've ever faced, I have discovered the prayer of petition is the kind of prayer that produces the quickest results. So just that one. Just quick results. Well, you do want quick results. Exactly. When I go to the store and there's normal jello and then there's the three minute jello, I get the three minute jello. Why?

Because I need the quickest results. That's right. When I'm making love to my wife, I need the quickest results. I'm not looking to do it all. Chrissy, I don't want to do it all. I got things to do. I got to fly my 747 to, you know, wherever, Bengal to teach children how to Tide.

If you're facing some impossible looking situations right now, then don't you dare turn the station. Well, now you're talking to Chris C&I. We are facing an impossible situation. Continue to do this stupid show or go back to our normal lives. You watch very closely, as Terry and I talked to you about the prayer petition. Terry, I'm so glad you're with me today, and I know that you've learned how to pray the prayer petition, got tremendous results. Because I indoctrinated you myself.

Exactly. That's his daughter. By the way, doesn't he look like the gym coach that would be drunk? He does. Like, doesn't he look like the high coach that would be drunk? Like doesn't he look like the high school Jim coach? What he does. Yeah, but watch the girls running around the track. Yeah. Looking forward to your comments. I agree that it does produce results in what seems to be impossible.

And you know, we get so many people. It's a fast. It provides results in what seems to be impossible for conferences. That's why I want you to come to the Midwest Faith Explosion. That's where I learned how to spread the seed of the Lord. You know, they say that sometimes people who have voices like this, it's because they, they're like, it's a reaction to something that happened as a child, right? They're just thinking of themselves, they still think of themselves as children, right?

And so their voices don't mature along with that. Now I'm sure there's physical problems, physical ailments, they can cause this kind of really high register voice also, but I'm assuming she's been so indoct ailments that can cause this kind of really high register voice also, but I'm assuming she's been so indoctrinated by her dad over the years. She's a child. Yeah, and she's still under his wing that she can't be her own person.

She thinks of herself as a child because this voice is way up there. I can't believe it. It is way up there. That's from people facing things that look absolutely impossible. So I believe, just like you said, and I believe that people are watching by divine appointment that you're going to get that answer.

Because I'm so excited about this, this has become my new favorite Jerry Sibel book. Oh, here we go. Oh. Pinch the book Jerry Don't forget to pitch the book. It's me Satan Hater of all money on earth Pinch the book Spread the scene pitch the book get the VIP sales for the Midwest pay for explosion Great Great explosion. That's a great one. Welcome to Chili's, how can I help you? Yeah, I have a divine appointment.

Oh, right this way. You pick it. I'm here to pick up. I'm here to pick up. Here for my divine appointment. We've been waiting. On the prayer petition. You know, I have been teaching on the prayer petition. You know, I have been teaching on the prayer petition for 40 years.

I can remember meetings that I would go to one meeting in particular and took once with me the same. And I told you, if you write that book and start asking for more seed, I'll get you that airplane you're looking for. Catch the bookjerry. Toronto where I had like a whole week there. And every morning I taught on this. In fact, I have my notes from it right here.

Toronto, March 31st, 1989. Where are you particular? Holding it like it's a museum quality item. I know. Look, I have it right here. Yeah. It says Toronto. I have it right here. 1989 Toronto. Here, look at my notes. Oh, I wonder if like, you know, grateful

dad has the bootleg tapes. Yeah, yeah. You know, his followers are like, he's really angry. He's like, the Toronto 89. I got a copy of the notes from Toronto 89. I got a clubbing on the notes from Toronto 89 I got a bootleg bro And this one Peter pop off shows up and he deals some folks with a fist Toronto 89 is my favorite bro What's your favorite Jerry's about milking of cash on all ladies? Dude you can go to Toronto 89 all you want bro, but I'm Chicago 94

Paduka Paduka 99 Let's wish it went down Someone wrote him a $10,000 check right there someone literally needed him to house Said where do I send it? someone literally needed him to house said where do I send it was my for call that's right what about my call 2000 for a shit I forgot about that one that was sweet the maximum handed in the keys to the 96 maximum right there right in the basket I got it all I got it all on notes

he wrote it down. Took some dumbasses maximum. Had a nice steak for dinner. God began to teach me this. It actually began when I first came to the Lord in 1969, and of course back then, of course back then was a lot harder to get hold of the Lord. We didn't have the iPhone like we do now when I first came to the Lord, which I horeshed. We didn't have iPods and CDs, not even had cassettes. It was real to real tapes. And the meeting that I was in with it was stone. We had MS stone. Right, the stone down. We didn't have power point. We had MS stone.

Toronto 89. Heneth Copeland, where he came to Shreveportep or Louisiana where your mom and I grew up oh god can it cope with any time you've got any taught he learned from the best all the Kenny co-plates king go for sure yeah blowy can go can go can go old can go blow those tornadoes away where we were living in where you were born.

And he came and taught. Right over my wife's head. Right over my wife's boobs. Prayer. But he talked about from Ephesians 6, which I'll read in a few moments. Oh, we can't wait. Ephesians 6, where you're going to twist the word of the Lord into your own mangled version of indoctrination. Paul said that we are to pray with all kinds of prayer. Well that was a revelation to me. I didn't know there were different kinds of prayer.

And then he began to talk about each different kind of prayer specifically. Do you notice on the bottom already they're already putting up a contact us today by the book. Yeah, here's our P.O. box send your number. Send your donations. Yeah, but the one that really met an impact on me was when he taught on the prayer petition. So I took that one lesson that he did on the prayer petition and actually it was it was not a whole lesson. He kind of finished up his week and just mentioned the prayer petition, talked about it a little bit, just gave us enough information that stirred me up to... Get to the vote, Jerry!

This plane isn't gonna fly itself. We gotta pay the pilots. Come on, Jerry. That's enough. The study at Moore. And so I began studying on prayer. That was like next to favor. That was the second thing God began to teach me.

Now, next to favor, what is favor? Like doing a favor for somebody? Yeah. Somebody would do a favor for me and put me out of my misery. We're only one episode into 700 this season. I brought with me in the studio today. My very first book. Oh, there we go.

Good to go. You got the book. You got the book. You got the book. You got the book. You got the book. You got the book. You got the book.

You got the book. You got the book. You got the book. You got the book. You got the book. You got the book. You got the book. Yeah, do you think anybody cares about your very first notebook? Let me tell you something I found some old writing journals that I had and they are less interesting today than they were back when I started them I don't know what I'm fucking talking about. I have a feeling Jerry takes copious notes on how to milk people out of their money Look it says from 1969 to 1973 and right here, you know, same at dividers. This one's own fate I can day plan her the believer this one's own For four years a thought I know No, that's not a lot of that. What do you need to know?

What do you need to know? 69 is 74 like 12 pages is that 12 page? What does he need to know? We just like twist the word and ask for money. That's all you need. You don't want to put that shit down on pay. Money. In case you go to court. Yeah, spread the seed.

Ask for a favor, ask for money, spread the seed. Twist the word to your, yeah, to people you know. Don't, yeah, don't give it back to the people out there. Don't your friends are family. Yeah, it's for your friends and family. Feeling in this one's a, Fancy scheme is pretty easy. You don't need a lot of notes. Yeah, yeah on

the power of the word of God and then there's a whole section of blank. I'd they're all blank the pages are blank I told you not to break out the notebook, Jerry. No one fucking cares But you're not to break out the notebook, Jerry. No one fucking cares. Let's get to the best kids. You've heard some of the blindness. Mike McGrath is a successful business. And the book is $29.99. Now let's get back to it, Jerry.

Get on track. My first outline was how to break, how to go into prayer. And by the time I concluded this, you know, study on prayer, four years later, petition was... By the time I concluded my study on the prayer, 74 had rolled around. Six days later. 73 Jerry. 73 Jerry. That's the best. It's the best. Right when he came to the Word of the Lord. Yeah. Have you seen his old notebook? He showed it on TV the other day. I know. I Devi-Art it. I made a real out of it. One that just seemed to jump out at me and it seemed like that once I learned how to pray that, the things that seem most impossible. Like for instance, there's, look

at this section right here. God, he keeps on showing this notebook to his child. How many times do you think he showed him that he showed her this? Oh, a million. Yeah, but he says it said one word because she doesn't give a fucking shit. She's like, let that. She's like, daddy. I just want to, you know what I want to do? I want to be a waitress at a restaurant. Yeah, I want to have my own job. That's what I want to do, daddy. Can I finish eighth grade daddy? Prayer, agreements, and grains. These are written out prayers because that's what a petition is. It is a formal request. It is a prayer that you don't just pray right off the top of your head. It's not a prayer that you pray suddenly.

It's a prayer that you take the time to research the Bible and build a case. The Bible says this is some of the most egregious horse shit I have ever heard. He is telling you that in order to pray for what you want, like that 747 you're looking to get. You got to write it down. You got to make a case. You got to go fight for it in there with God.

You got to say, hey, God, I have a 26-page dissertation. I got my own notebook from $7.69 to $74. I've researched how much it costs. I've got a business plan right here. I've got a business plan right here. What do you think? $7.47? Yes, sweet.

Now I got a plane just like Kenny Copeland, just like K-Co. It's like a little K-co. It's like old K-co. That God is the judge of all the earth. You know, the prayer petition is much like a lawyer going into court and having prepared his case. Oh, I got it. A head of time. You're boring, everybody. Jerry is telemorticent money.

Jerry, I've been on your side since 69. J.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.I.B.B.B give me, I give you, remember the whole line we came up with? You send it to me, I'll send it back to you, and some way shape a form many years down the road. But Mike McGon, at least he had a good story, with the Midwest fake mix for him, but the great name I came up with by the way, is the only money for that one, Jerry, I haven't forgotten, you're on the spreadsheet. He doesn't just walk in there and say, well, you know, judge was sure hope that you see it our way He goes in there having looked at his reference books of other laws, you know, Johnson versus Smith And he has all the facts of how the Should just go ahead and take the LSAT before you start praying. Hey, daddy. What does this have to do with anything? I thought we were going to sell your book.

Yeah. You had to hurry to get back to where she's lying. In that particular case, and he presents that before that court. The prayer petition is the prayer where you go through the Word of God. This is your law book, so to speak. You go through the word of God, finding everything you can find on that specific need that you have in your life,

and then you write it out. As a whole more. You just couldn't paste. God damn, you gotta do homework. Yeah, I couldn't paste. I just take this word, put it with that one. Can I put it into chat GPT and ask it to spend it up? Yeah, mix it up.

Then present it to God. This is get another way to twist all these things up and make them sound like they're make it sound like you're going to get a return on your investment if you just give him money. And I got to be honest, this is one of the wackiest ways I've ever heard He's telling you to write go through the entire Bible find every line of the Bible that has to do with your need He lives just a word. Where does it talk about the 747 Jerry? Where? All right, we're gonna be doing a commercial break explosion. Yeah, the commercial break Midwest explosion this summer. That is gonna be our journey.

Write it down in the book, Chrissy. It goes down in the notebook. That's right, I'm gonna go through the Bible and find out where it talks about the commercial break Midwest explosion tour. Midwest explosion 23. I am gonna find, also put in the aspects there so I can get that clip because that's pretty funny.

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