The Commercial Break - Mommy Is A Country Peddler

Episode Date: October 27, 2023

Bryan & Krissy cover all the hot new celebrity couples (shoutout to Petee & Kelsey, many blessings to you) and celebrity drama, and then we finally get our Ask Bryan's Mom segment!! Mempho! Pete Davidson and Kelsey Grammer Taylor Swift coverage has gone too far We dont want that kind of fame Sketchy pics Mystery cameras Jada...please stop Ask Bryan’s mom! Country Peddler MOMMY! A PSA from Bryan’s Mom Irving wanted to neck with Vicky! Keep it mysterious "Go to church and say a prayer!" Bryan’s mom sings country 90 Day Fiance cheating drama LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**

I'm lots of hobbies. I drink wine, I eat cheese. On this episode of the commercial break. Would it be doing well now? No, country pet art. No, mommy, aunt, mom, aunt, mommy. Mommy! See, my son's got to be of therapy. Vicky Green, the reason for therapists in the Greater Atlanta area are making bank. Well, anybody that knows me usually has to be of therapy for a certain amount of time

to get over it. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Go 30 in the morning! Oh yeah, Kaz again, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Chief Amazement Officer, Chris. And joy, hold me, best to you, Chris. Bestie Ryan! And best to you out there in the podcast universe.

You like that one? I do. Chief Amazement Officer. He's an officer. Wow! I one? I do. I do. Amazing, and all of a sudden. I'm an officer. Wow. I'm a maize. That's a way I love you. I'm a maize.

That's a way I'm fit. Great song. It is a great song. Coming off of MEMPO, did you hear it? No, they did. Of course they did. How do you even remember? I don't know. But there you go.

There was a lot of music there. I've seen you in Mempho Fest. In the gear, some people call it six gear. I call it 12th gear. Chrissy Hodley in full Mempho regalia. I've seen it. From here to there, running here, there, wherever. That's when the amazement truly comes out.

I go, I'm amazed she's still standing straight up. That's what I'm amazed about. But after the third day, I'm not. No. Like my feet are numb. I'm just like, I mean, I need to stay to lay down. Uh, yeah. Last year, Asher and I were in a hotel or two years ago, Asher and I were in the same hotel as Chrissy and Jeff. And Chrissy's got this corner suite. It's just like overlooking the,

you know, downtown map. It's just beautiful, like in this beautiful new hotel. Chrissy misses her plane because of the jury duty that you had if I'm not mistaken. Remember, okay. I know, so I started and I have already been there for a day and Chrissy shows up at like, what time you show up at like seven in the morning or something? Yeah, the production van came and picked me up

from the airport. No, I got in that evening. Oh, that night, that late that night, that's right. Yeah, that Friday night. So I came in hot. You did come in hot. So I called Chrissy the next morning and I'm like, hey, let's get on this as a go and you're like,

I think I might just need a few minutes to take a nap. But come on down, come see my sweet. And I walk in and I, Chrissy's eyes are like, chest or cats. And I'm like, you should probably take a nap. And you're like, it's exactly what I'm gonna, but look at this bath. I did, I take a bath in that bath tub every time I love it.

Oh, good for you. It's a beautiful hotel. What's the name of that hotel? The Mimtheon. The Mimtheon, lovely hotel. It's cool, it's eclectic too. It's got this gift shop thing too that I buy something from every year

because I'm like, I want those sunglasses. I want that candle. They've got all this stuff that's like just for, you know, people that are coming in after part of the whole day. Yeah, and I do remember that lobby later, and I'm being quite the place to be seen and to see that was a. I'm going to Coachella to see Diplo.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Do you and Jeff, like when you do the whole, see that was a I'm going to coach I'm gonna see Diplo Do you and Jeff like when you do the whole when you do the whole MFO thing? Yeah, does Jeff mate Jeff and you are mainly separated like you do your own thing Jeff is obviously very busy And then you guys kind of meet up at the end of the night and yeah, we meet up I mean I I have the access to go back to his trailer where he's in the special production work. And so I get to go back there. But yes, for the most part, I had to learn that years ago.

You gotta be out there. When I'm rolling with Jeff, I gotta be self-sufficient. Absolutely. Yeah, I learned that too. I have friends that are there. They come in, I'm hanging out with them. And then we meet up at different points of the night night too because he likes to see some of the shows too sure absolutely but he'll come and check it out check out the bands that he helped

you're eight and Jeff probably has to stay mainly on the straight narrow oh absolutely the whole time yeah he's he's in charge of all these people's lives and health and safety and all that yeah like a technical question that doesn't need a lot of detail and answering, but just a question. When you're doing memfo in 2023, is there extra layers of security that are not seen? Are they taking extra steps and precautions to make sure that no tragic crazy events happen? Very interesting. When I, for 15 seconds of my life, did live event production. We put on like, and let's call it six or seven festivals. No more than a thousand people were ever in charge of, well, my care was ever in charge of.

But I did not learn until somebody stepped on a broken bottle that I probably shouldn't be headlong into a pile of cocaine, a cake of Bud Light, three hits of X to see possibly some DMT. I did not learn my lesson until the day that I had to go to the hospital with one of the attendees. So I learned my fucking lesson. And so did that guy. Man, it was the happiest guy I've ever seen that had to have 300 stitches put in his

foot. He was so fucked up that he didn't even know where he was. We literally had to drag a bleeding guy into an ambulance and then take him to the local. No glasses allowed. They spastic. We did. That's another lesson that we learned.

There's a lot of little nuances and details that have been learned from whoever, over the years. Keep it plastic, baby. Keep it plastic. It can and the plastic. Over the last couple of weeks, have you been keeping up with all the coming and goings of, let me throw out a couple of names and you tell me who you want to talk about.

Jada Pekensmith, Jada Pinkett Smith, Britney Spears, Britney Spears, I think I'm most interested in. And here's the most fascinating and coolest couple that has ever lived. He gave it to this new girlfriend. No, he gave it to him. I saw something about them. I was going to send it to you. I was like, whatever. Who's his new girlfriend? I always had a girlfriend now for like a couple of months. It's a new girl. They were just there. Like, as he came and I guess he had I did not watch the Saturday night live. God damn thing. But they just started a new season.

Yeah. 48th or 49th, which is crazy. But he was on there. With bad bunny and, I think so. Yeah, bad bunny. And he and his girlfriend went out afterwards. They were partying with Taylor Swift and her, the, you know, that fucking Taylor Swift man.

I'll tell you what, Kelsey, Kelsey. Kelsey Grammer. Kelsey Grammer, that's right. Kidding. Taylor Swift's, Kelsey. Kelsey Grammer. Kelsey Grammer, that's right. Kittie. Taylor Swift's new boyfriend, Kelsey Grammer. Check out his new old show, Frasier on CVS. Pete Davidson's new girlfriend is now Kelsey Grammer. Kelsey Grammer.

I don't put it back, Pete. I don't put it back, yeah. God bless Pete, but God bless Taylor Swift in that absolute circus that's going on around her right now. That's not a beef's game. It's got to be so hard for every other player on the chiefs who gets zero attention because every time a like every time they cut away, Taylor Swift, Jimmy Kimmel, John Ham was up there with him. I think it's just gotten out of control. I mean, it's like, I don't know, maybe it's not unlike the rat pack back in the 50s or 60s when they would all go to all spades. It's just wasn't televised. It's social media. Yeah. Yeah. It's so in my opinion, it's a little

bit overkill. I'm a little bit over it. I don't want to see another picture of Taylor Swift and the chief stirs. I just don't care all that much. I know good for them as the way that I see it. Like, right. That was a day to let her have let them have their fun. But I don't care all that much. I know good for them as the way that I see it. Like, great. Let her have them have their fun. But I don't think that's the point. Here's the point of why it's annoying to me is I don't think the point is just to leave them alone and have some fun.

I think they very much are enjoying. I think she is very much enjoying the PR circus that's going around. I think the NFL is eating it up. I think the television stations that are carrying the chiefs. Love it because there is a lift that's going on in the viewership because they might catch a glimpse or they will catch a glimpse or maybe 15 fucking full minutes of Taylor Swift.

I think the NFL loves it because it's bringing new eyeballs to a sport that may not have, you know, it's the most popular sport in the world. The NFL is beside soccer. It's the most popular sport in the world. And now they've got this whole new audience of younger, probably mostly female fans that are watching NFL because Taylor is on there.

It's softening up their image a little bit. They've got to love it. I don't think the point is just to leave them alone. You don't hear Taylor Swift saying, guys, listen, just enough is enough. Let's cut it out. She doesn't say that because she understands how to navigate and manipulate PR better

than maybe any celebrity currently alive. And I applaud her for that. I'm not, it's a great skill to have. And she's doing it and done it beautifully. But I'm just a little bit annoyed by it. And I, I'm just annoyed that Taylor Swift's not dating me. That's all I'm in the right mind. I just want one day as Taylor Swift's boyfriend.

I told Astrid, I don't even have to fuck her. I don't even want anything to do with her vagina. What I want is I want the private plane. I want the all access. I want to see what it's like to, you know, scoot around paparazzi. Do you hear about this place? They in Rhode Island or Maryland.

They went to dinner. Or maybe it was in Kansas City. I don't know. Don't worry about the facts. The facts folks, they don't matter all that. They went to dinner somewhere. It gets around in social media that she was seen entering the building or Travis Kelsey was seen entering the building.

Hundreds of 10 to 15 year olds surround the restaurant and are literally like rats trying to find their way into a garbage can. They are opening the back door. They are trying to get in windows. They are ordering to go food. So someone will open the door and they can all rush in. It was insanity.

They're like neighbors that live in this neighborhood that were taking pictures and videos of all that was happening. These kids were, it was as if they were on ayahuasca and taking a trip. I can only imagine too that this is kind of a sample back in the 60s of what the Beatles had. I guess, yeah. You know, they were the ones that girls were trying to break in and people did, I mean, George Harrison actually did have his house broken into and his staff.

That's right. Yeah. I mean, people get obsessive. Or like Michael Jackson, not like Michael Jackson, dangling his baby over the balcony that one time. Do you remember that? Tara's Jackson dangled her over. They're all the same.

But the big difference is, no, they're not the same. Well, the big difference is the Beatles didn't have social media to contend with. Right, no, this is a whole new frontier. So one simple word about Taylor being possibly somewhere and all the sudden, these, I mean, this is a whole new frontier. So one simple word about Taylor being possibly somewhere and all the sudden, I mean, it was just, I can't imagine what that lifestyle must be like. And unfortunately here at the commercial break,

I don't think we're ever gonna get a taste of that. I think we're- No, I don't wanna taste of it. I don't either. I really don't. I really don't. I really don't. I was talking over with my brother.

I like my privacy. I don't't. Uh-uh. I was talking over with my brother. I like my privacy. I don't want everybody to know where I am all times and what I'm eating and who I'm with. I like privacy. No, I don't want any of that either. And that's why I broadcast my life on the podcast. Yeah, that's why you have your entire life is on the podcast.

So my little brother, Patrick, is an executive out of company. He won't mention the company, but he's an executive out of company. And while you were gone. He's an executive. He's an executive. Is he a big wig? I like saying big wig.

I'm an executive of my company too. I am too. But I think he's an executive in an actual company. One that makes profit, stuff like that. What is actual employees? 10 plus employees. Yeah, there's like 100 employees. There were them.

So I call Patrick and when we're trying to, when we say, okay, let's get some guest hosts in here and I called you and we talked it over and, and I was like, okay, let's talk Patrick. I gave my full blessing and I was like, get rallied the troops, everybody get in there. It'll be great for the listeners to hear the actual voice of some of the people

who've been talking about. And a different take, right? But Patrick was like a wild card, I was gonna throw in there because Patrick is a pretty funny guy. And he is. He is. He is. He is like. He is. He is. He is like. He is. He is. He is like. He is. He is. He is like. He is. He is. He is. He is like. He is. He is. He is like. He is like. He is. He is like. He is like. He is. He is like. He is like. He is. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He is like. He at least. I was gonna say sports ball, but I'm just about over that word. So I think that word is done. We just put it in the game. Sports ball. Sports ball. What did I sports ball?

You haven't heard that? Sports ball. It's a thing, isn't it? Okay. So I tell Patrick, I say hey, I'm gonna write this down. Things that Brian is over. Things that Brian is over.

Taylor Swift coverage and sports balls. Yes. Taylor Swift NFL coverage and sports ball. So I tell Patrick, I said, hey, come on the show. We'll have some good, a good time. Patrick immediately says, yes. He's like, absolutely, Brian, I'm all about it. Well, he's so pissed because we dropped the episode in the very beginning of the show.

Well, let me explain to the listeners because you never heard the episode so you don't know. It's the lost episode. It's, it's way lost. Meaning, I erased it. No chance of that making a canned episode. Patrick did an episode with us way at the back of the beginning of the pandemic. Unfortunately, we had some audio issues. We also happened to catch Patrick on like a Saturday afternoon in June when he was at the pool for four or

five hours before. That's right. That's right, his girlfriend, we can show up too. They were there ahead, but no, they'd been going down the chat of Hootie. Oh, going down the chat of Hootie, but I can't, I don't know why anybody would do that. There's like floating dead cows in the chat. I'd spend one, so I'm good.

Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I did it when I was a kid, I'm good. Yes. So I can only imagine how much more poop is collected in there since I was a kid. So Patrick came in hot. He was in anyway in any case the episode didn't air He got upset about this like I say pejoratively upset

He wasn't really upset, but he kind of busts my balls about it a lot So I call him up the other day. Hey, you want to come on? Yes, I do absolutely and then when it's the day of I'm like Hey, buddy, what's up? You know this time that time and he's like well, I'm just a little bit concerned about like, hey, buddy, what's up, you know, this time that time? And he's like, well, I'm just a little bit concerned about cancel culture. And I'm like, you give this podcast way too much fucking girl. If you think anybody gives a shit about what you say

on the commercial break, but it did make me realize that some people really don't want to be in the fray. Like, they really have zero interest in being. They want to listen to the fray. They want to listen to it, but they don't want to be in it because obviously when you put this stuff out there, it's never coming back. It's a literal bag of cats.

Once the cats get out, they're not going back in the bag. And so I totally understood where he was coming from. But I have no interest in being that level of famous, like a Taylor Swift. No. It just seems like how do you... You know, and I guess too, if you grow up with social media, which we did not from the get-go,

then you're just used to it. And you know how to use it to your advantage. And you know how to work around. Work with it, work around it, whatever. Like I don't, I mean, there would be pictures of me like not doing things That means that you know what something I thought about the other day because I had to go through all these Pictures it looks like a bomb explode a bomb of pictures exploded in my upstairs room at my house because pop a show

Yeah, and we had to put this memorial video together. And you gotta go back through, you gotta go back through your phone, all the pictures there, the stuff with the albums, all this old stuff, it was very emotional. Sure. Very crazy, but I come across a lot of funny pictures too, because there was no photo editing at the time. You develop the pictures you didn't know what they were,

and some come back funny. And I missed that. I do miss that. Everything is perfect now. I was telling me from another angle. Get me from an angle. Do a filter on my face. Do like everything has to be perfect now. Nothing's like a funny call off guard moment. It's so yeah. You may some of you may not even realize this, but they used to sell right before digital cameras came out. The camera companies mainly co-dacked, developed a disposable camera. So it had like 45. I can't tell about the disposable camera.

Okay, so it had like 45 exposures in it, but you would take the picture and there was no way to see the picture until you took it. You literally looked through a viewfinder, you pressed the button, and hoped that the camera actually caught that particular photograph. Yeah, you got what you got and hoped that the camera actually caught that particular photograph.

Yeah, you got what you got. When I was cleaning up- I got doubles. I think you got doubles. And hope the guy at the little, fucking creepy stand in the middle of the parking lot. Yeah, it wasn't looking through your pictures. What?

What they were. When the guy came to, when we did this whole studio, Chrissy, I found a bag with 10, 10 disposable cameras in it. Undeveloped. Undeveloped. What?

And I was talking to somebody about this. I will go get them developed. Please do. They may be the only pictures of me in my 20s because I took no photographs in my 20s. None, zero. I can't find any. My there's one or two,

but there are other people's photographs and I don't own them, right? Yeah. And so I'm gonna get them developed and I think I know what might be on a couple of these. A road trip that me and at the time my roommate and good friend took from Atlanta to drop her off in California

so she could go to school. So you get a graduate degree. It was this one last hurrah we were going to have. It was like a 10 day trip across country. She was Mormon, she didn't drink. She didn't, like, all, you know, she was screaming. But by the end of it, she did. But by the end of it, I got her to drink.

She was a full, corrupted, right. I ended up, that was the time when I went to Vegas and the two security guards had to carry me to my room and drop me off on my bed. And this girl Amber, who I was friends with, was in the other bed in the room. We were just friends. And when they, she said, when they dropped me off,

they literally kind of like dragged me in, put me on the, threw me on the bed. You know, in Vegas, a lot of the casino workers will go, good luck, right? That's their thing. They say, good luck or not, instead of, you know, have a good day or whatever, they go, good luck. So when they drop me off, they plunk me on the bed

and they look at Amber and they go, good luck. It's your problem now. Oh, oh, shana hands is where I stay. And I think so shit like that, oh, shana hands. I'm going to Coachella to see Diplo. There's an Irish hotel in Vegas. There is, it's called O'Shaughnessies. This is actually what it's called.

It used to be like one of those casinos, leftover casinos from the 70s, shitty, funny. They had like little people, leprechauns would stand outside and hand out free drink tickets. That was their thing, there was their theme. Yeah, and they would like run across the bar. It was a rather Ruckus they were it was the kind of place where you had 50 cent blackjack hands, you know what I'm saying Coids it was my kind of place doling pianos a doling pianos for sure There were doling pianos. That's right And

So I just went out because Amber wouldn't or not not she wouldn't, she didn't want to, right? It wasn't the same. Nothing. You wanted it. Oh my God, dude. I got myself in so much trouble. I had three different best friends during that night. All of the three of them, I met at the bar and we just traveled.

I was just traveling down the street. None of them helped you, hope. None of them. I probably paid for all their drinks probably on Amber's credit card I don't even remember Remember Oh, Sean is see oh shana hands has dollar beers. I'm gonna go down there Sure just come back in one piece Amber was the sweetest she was the nicest. I loved her so much

She was my holy before my holy. What's that? I said, did she get a graduate degree? That I know of. Okay. That's good. You didn't graduate too much. Oh, she was your holy before the holy. She was my holy before the holy.

She really was and I, you know. That swooped right on in, I guess, after her. You did? Pretty shortly thereafter. We met. Yeah, maybe a couple of years. Well, then I met my ex-wife and her and I got married and I met you at the end of that relationship

Which lasted all of two months my marriage all of two months I broke a new land speed record on my marriage. We were divorced before we even said I knew It's when that therapist told me I shouldn't get married We went to a couple's therapists We went to a golfing surface. I'm fizzed all this not to get married. But we were like, but the invitation's already set. We're gonna make this work. We got it.

At least for the wedding. Despite your 35 years of experience, we're gonna make this work. That's right. I wait, hold on. You're gonna tell us you want us to put the party on hold? Yeah, no, we've got to. We've got to the ice sculpture has been ordered.

I've already ordered 30 kids margaritas. I already got a cocaine connection down at the resort We've got it the ice sculpture has been ordered. I've already ordered 30 kids margaritas. I already got a cocaine connection down at the resort where we're going. What are you talking about? It's 50 plates, it's $50 a plate of which I'll eat none of it. I'll be too smashed. Right. And I didn't just to let you know.

Okay, well listen, we'll get back to the. Step back to, well, this is a recycle'll get back to the back to well. This is a recycle background. So Britney Spears was one of the topics. Yes, Jada Pinkett. I did, I did. I listened to a little podcast with her actually on Friday. What do you think about all of that?

I don't know. I don't know either. It's kind of like, okay. Yeah, listen, Jada title it to her life. Like, I don't really care. But when you put it out there for everybody, in this very intimate book that she wrote, that I've only read experts of,

I don't actually own the book and I haven't read it. But it feels to me like it's so injurious to Will Smith. It's so kind of like raw and painful for no reason. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Just say we haven't been married for six months. I never wanted to marry him. Like I mean, it's just like this crazy shit. Yeah, they've been separated for like six years. It seems very useful for no reason, doesn't it? Yeah, I do. Sorry, I keep clearing my throat. No, me too. I'm out here in Atlanta. Crazy, right now. I mean, it's full blown fall and it's gorgeous outside, but there's something in the trees that are shaking out.

The only three fucking days a year that we get that are nice are the worst allergy days of the year. No, spring and fall. Yeah, you get three nice days, but you're down in bed because you can't breathe. Listen to my voice. How's my slow feet my nose before the gun's so awful. I, you know, Jada, to me, I applaud the honesty. I mean, it sounds like it was more for her. She needed to like get it out.

So, okay. She got a therapist. Yeah, she knew what I'm saying. So I went home. You do that at a therapist. I mean, I guess in the process, you sell some books. You sell some books and you get some more viewers on that red circle or whatever red table,

whatever you're doing. But it seems to me like she's had a very odd string of like admissions and conversations and they all seem to be very provocative in a way that denotes I need to sell the book. Right? And I'm not saying that there's not truth in there, there probably is. But it feels to me like this man you say you honor so much, Will Smith. And I'm sure they had conversation about this beforehand. I don't think she went and wrote this without will at least reading the book one time. But I don't think Will has the gumption to tell

Jada know anyway, nor should nor should she listen. That's what she's her own person. She can do what she wants to do. But it just seems so injurious to him. I'm not a big fan of Will Smith at all, but it seems pretty painful that you would just dredge all that stuff up on Good Morning America. And, you know, all these different places that, by the way, I don't love my husband enough to be with him. And all she did was talk about to Box a Gore the whole time. And it's like, come on, man. Yeah. She must be kind of giving the same press, okay? Because that's the thing that I heard about, too. Yeah.

So whatever, each other had a Brit Brit on the other hand. Brit Brit. Whoa. It is a hot, hot mess. And she has been through some shit. If half the stuff in that book is true that I've been reading, that is insane. No wonder if she's acting crazy on Instagram now.

I think it's clear that she's got a mental illness, right? And I don't think that's something that she's got a mental illness, right? And I don't think that's something to be poked at. But if you watch, I started following her on Instagram. She's doing like, she does all these like weird cheerleader moves. Yeah, but it's all the same dance where she's just moving her hands around and doing this all over. She was blinking the knives and she had cuts all over her legs.

Yeah, it's very bizarre. What are you doing? She was blinking the knives and she had cuts all over her legs. Yeah, it's very bizarre. What are you doing? But then the revelation that her and Justin were pregnant at one point. And he encouraged her to get an abortion. Maybe that was a smart move at the time. That obviously a decision between two adults. Then Justin broke up with her by text.

Is Justin Timberlake becoming kind of like just the douchebag we never knew? Yeah, I guess so. Or was he always the douchebag and I just was never paying attention. Yeah, I know. I always liked him, but now it's some things are coming out, but who didn't do bad thing? Like who didn't do douchey things in their early 20s? Well, I think this brings up a good point that I that I should like. Like in early 20s. We've said this before on the show. Cancel culture always comes back around. You do what you're doing in 2023 because you have the information that you have in 2023. In 1993, I was doing the things that people were doing

in 1993. I held some beliefs that you had in 1993 because that was the social norm or the generally accepted consensus at that time. We are all guilty of it, no matter how much of a controversy in your, that's right, we're evolving. So when you do stupid things when you're a teenager, your early 20s or many years ago, that's because you were a different human being then. And I get, I don't think that,

I think there are some things that are inexcusable and have always been bad, right? Right. Homophobia, religious, bigotry, racism, violence against women, misogyny, all those things. Yeah, there's some core things. There's some core things that have always been bad. That have always just been bad.

But like the way you handle a breakup, hello, that's, that's pretty shitty what he did, but I can't really fault that, like, I think about poor Christina talking about all of the crazy guys that she's dating. The ghosting and all of that. I don't know how it's that much different. It's not that much different. And if I won't review to every breakup that I ever had, I mean, I'd go up with one girl

116 times and she was just one chick, right? I can't. I imagine probably half of those were by text message. She told them saying like, yeah, because that was just, yeah, that's what the situation called for. I can't, I imagine probably half of those were by text message. You know what I'm saying? Because that was just... We're done. Yeah, that's what the situation called for.

You didn't want to tussle, so you just said, it's it, we're done. Yeah, and we're also only getting one side of the story. We're not getting the other side. That's right. My side, the truth. Right. I'm just sharing that with you. It's the truth, because it's my side of the story.

But I agree with you that maybe some of these things that seem so outlandish now, we're not outlandish back then, or the situation we aren't involved in, so we don't know. What I do know about Britney Spears is it seems like she is a troubled human being, and I hope that she's getting the help and the support that she needs, because all you have to do is watch a couple of those Instagram videos. Man, you can see that she's not there. She's like, something's going on, but she's not there.

Something is there. I'm gonna show this video on the one time. Was she doing all these hand movements? I've seen a lot of it. Then go to the next video, same hand movements, same bikini. Then the next video, same hand movements, save bikinis, goes on for months and months. When her body looks sick, good for her on that.

Hey, listen, I wish I had that body. But, you know, yeah, she does seem to be kind of losing it. This is a prime example of what was acceptable back then that may not be acceptable now. Imagine now, in 2023, a 16-year-old Britney Spears comes out on the scene with her in basically no clothing dancing around a school hall in a, like a school girl outfit. At 16 or 17 years old, however, she, however old she was at that time,

hyper sexualized, right? I don't know that in 2023, any, that a lot of people would go, oh, that's perfectly acceptable. No problem there. Yeah. And I know, but I want to think so. I knew you were going to react like that. 14-year-olds are wearing. Yes, I have. And it's just terrible. It's just terrible.

I am scared. I should be scared. I think I should be scared. All right, so let's do this. Let's take a quick break. And then I want to get to my mom. My mom's coming on the show. She's here to answer some of your questions,

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episode of the Commercial Break. episode of the commercial break. All right, back from break and super excited because we have my mom. Now, we asked listeners a couple of, you know, over throughout the last month to write in questions that they had for my mom. A number of people did. I weeded through some of them or inappropriate ones for my mom. But I thought I'd bring my mom back on, mom, are you there? I'm here.

There she is. It mom is Judge Judy on right now. Yes she is. But is she Judy Quinn? Yes she is. I thought Judge Judy Quinn. No. How many, she can't quit?

No, I'm being serious. I think she quit her show. There's no more, there's no more. Oh yeah, these are reruns. Oh, okay So how are you gonna get the new show? It's only online I Know I can't get it. I have to watch three runs every day. Well, but that's okay because you know what you don't have a memory so you can't remember them That's true. The mother made it repeat You love a show you can watch I watched Seinfeld one million times.

I watched the Westby in 30 times. Yeah, so I'm on my 40th of a year launch. I'm all good with it. And she's got, she's like the commercial break. She's got 10,000 episodes. Judged Judy does, so I don't think you're ever gonna run out of the conversation. She is funny.

Oh, she is. She's so direct. I don't want that about her. Mommy was your birthday yesterday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Yeah. Thank you.

Let's follow. Mom, before we get into some of the listeners' questions, the last episode, you and I, or Chrissy and I were here speaking, and I remembered, like vaguely remembered, but it's kind of coming back to me, that when I was a kid in Chicago, you were doing some kind of MLM to me, that when I was a kid in Chicago, you were doing some kind of MLM selling. Am I right about that? Some kind of multi-level marketing selling?

Yes. What was the name of that company? Well, actually I worked for two companies, but one was called Country Peddler. And then another one was Country Peddler, and then then I also a demonstrator in the grocery stores for Practuring gamble. Oh, I do remember that. So you'd go and like, do remember that I do remember you being a yeah, you do it's sampling for people. It was so all God. I thought I was really had a career. You did have a career. I mean, look at those people at Costco. They're still doing it. Yeah, my my public's offers it all the time. Your public's does?

Yeah, we used to add my publics, we used to have a guy that would cook meals like right around lunch and dinner time, he would cook a meal and then serve it up in these little small portions. It's a great way to sell the food. It really is, and then you have all the ingredients sitting out but they stopped that at my public's.

It's totally gone, and I don't know why. And the guy was like, he was the guy. Every time you went, you saw the guy, you made friends with him, you said hello. How did you get involved in being a demonstrator for proctor and gamble? They really don't know. I just happen to be available and they called me.

They called you, they like called you? Oh, they called me, they sent me a letter. I think they were in the area. Yeah, probably more telegraph. Actually, it was a man on a horse, he just delivered it to my board. But anyway, he, they sent me a letter saying that they were looking for good salespeople for the grocery store.

They were called Jewels. That was the name of the grocery store. I do remember. And so I decided the answer because we always wanted extra money. Yeah, and I did really use it. I had four kids. I was on the weekend. You know, where Dad was home with kids. It worked as long as it was on the weekend, you know, where dad was home with

kids. It worked out great. So I just went there and that's what I did in Warblepink apron. Wow. These are so different. Things were so different then. But talk about country peddler, which is what I'm more interested in because I don't think I don't think Fractur and Gamble is an MLM as much as I'd like to know. I think they turned out just fine. But this country peddler, how the fuck did you get involved in country peddler? And what a terrible one. An introduced her. Yeah.

Well, yes. What happened was in where we lived with Somarbian and there was a lot of a minute mostly warehouse wives with their children at home and all that stuff. So they're only time to really break loose away from the kids when they put the kids to bed and they would have done my instructions. Did you have a tough-to-wear party, Mom?

I never had a tough-to-wear party because I didn't interest me. But Country Pueblo did did because it was all kinds of that time. Country style decorating and everything was all and it was just great and everybody loved it. So I would go from home to home on the weekends at night and the girls would have their neighbors in and they would make drinks. Otherwise, it probably wouldn't have won a DMC. Oh, right.

Yeah. Yeah. Did you make any money doing that? I did. Oh, yeah. I walked that commission. I walked that commission. And then did you, did you have like, was there an upline?

Was there someone who brought you in and then you had to bring other people in to sell and or you just actually selling their shit? I was just actually selling their shit. I don't recall if I brought anybody in because I took care of the entire Orland Park area. I'm a greater answer. I'm a low area. I was like, why all this country thing? I know. Not where you would think country peddler would be doing well.

Would it be doing well now? No. Country peddler? No, mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. See my son's got to be a therapy.

Vicki Green. The reason for therapists in the Greater Atlanta area are making bank. Well, anybody that knows me usually has to be in therapy for a certain amount of time to get over it. We were just talking about this about things that were things back then that might have been a little bit acceptable that are definitely not now. And I do remember one thing about country peddler is that they sold those fucking picnines which is just awful oh I was gonna bring that up

well it's a different day and time now first of all I've always loved black people one of my best friends here is a black person okay so I already had that feeling to begin with mom you realize that's what racist people say right before they start talking. I love black people I'm kidding. I have a black front. Yeah, I just what you just said Black I know but what I've done is I do but anyway the point is I was I was we never had any black people or a community or anything.

And I always found them very just attractive and kind and I just loved them. Well, I would say this. They were like everybody else to me. I will say this. You did teach us that when we were kids. Because I do remember sitting in front of the TV, there was an Oprah episode on.

They were talking about racism. This girl was crying because she had been, she was like a younger girl and she had been bullied in school because she was the only black, you know, the black person in the school. And I remember that not only was Oprah crying and the little girl crying, but you were also crying and you were telling me how you can never judge a book

by its cover. Should everybody equal? Should everybody equally? And I remember that kind of being beat into our heads as kids. And so I appreciate your liberal sense of social view because it certainly, I picked it up and I agree with it. But when you did country peddler,

was it like you would invite people over to the house and they would sit and you would demonstrate the like, oh yeah, well, I would, I would invite people over to the house originally to familiarize the neighbors with what I did. And then what happened is they would then go to their neighborhood and say, why don't we have a demonstration? And then they would call me and make appointments

to have demonstrations. Oh, very interesting. Wow. This might. Oh, it was great. Country pet, I was holding a lot of pic in the nice. Oh, we saw a lot of, it was great. Country petler was flying off the shelf. That was a lot of picin' in these. We saw a lot of picin' in these. I even had them in my house. I thought they were adorable.

They all they were, little black dolls. They were darling. Yeah, but I think the connotation, the connotation around a picin' in these was that they were slave characters. Right. Yeah, and that. But you didn't take it that the time. You were just thinking

they were decoration maybe not maybe not and listen and I I don't shy away from this conversation because it is reflective of what we were just talking about which is there was the you know each day and time has its certain general consensus is an opinions and those were extraordinarily popular not only in people's homes but they were around. You don't see them very often anymore, and when you do, they certainly have a different connotation now than they did back then. But let me ask you about something completely irrelevant to this conversation.

Okay. We went to your birthday party last night. We went to dinner last night. And one of the reasons why it prompted me to get on here and start, start to having this conversation is because you were telling me about a lady who got her tongue replaced with a piece of her leg. Yes. Can you share this story with me? With listeners. This is a public service announcement. I want to say

yeah. But living in a retirement home, you come up with all kinds of people with all kinds of issues and there's some very delicate, sensitive issues. And they have a beauty shop here. I like your leg as far to your tongue. I just have this. We had a lady here. We had a lady here and she was my beautician because we had a little beauty shop. It was probably about 68 years old,

but the public service at home, she smoked like a fiend for many years. Always got a smoke break. Just like you. So one day, yes, I don't do anymore after six years. But anyway, congratulations. So Matt too, Vicki, that's gonna be proud of. Thank you.

Well, that was because of Irving. He wanted me to quit, and I did. I don't know why everybody else wanted me to quit, but Irving helped us. He was wonderful. But anyway, God, he's so darling. Well, he was. He was. But anyway, what happened was she had like a little soar on her tongue. And she went to the doctor and they did myopsy on it and it was cancerous.

They also did a biopsy on a tumor on her throat. So what she ended up having to do, they told her, was they removed half her tongue and replaced it with tissue from her leg to make a new tongue. And then she had to wear a mask, of course, because then she was very susceptible to any kind of illnesses. And then they also put a feeling to them because she could no longer eat. She lost like 30 pounds and six weeks after what I wish we could have that medicine. But anyway, was she susceptible to toe fungus like after she

did she smoke him? So she keeps smoking? Yes, she just got smoking. After she got after she had her tongue removed and after she had wear a mask and the view shop all the time, did she just come into visit and you couldn't understand the words she said. It made no sense, anything she said, because her tongue won't really work. And then she had the mask on. And the whole deal was banished, so lumpin' around because her leg was stained on. Oh my gosh.

I just have this thought of like a baby foot like sticking out of his mouth when they're trying to talk. And just some baby foot just comes flying out. But she didn't have any lips either, right? They call her lips. Oh, no, no, her lips were fine. The gal that I sit with every day for lunch is 96 years old. And she's had her trials of tribulations with cancer. She's very tiny and probably weighs 100 pounds, so I can wet. But she had lots of cancers throughout her growing up years and everything. And what they had to do is remove her lips

because she had cancer. So now listen to this. Hold on, stop the story right there. So now listen to what my mom gets her for her birthday. What did you get her for her birthday, mom? Lipstick. No. Oh.

I told her I had this lady lipstick. Mom. Because she always puts blush on her and puts her eye makeup on. And the problem was when she closes her mouth, she looks like she has no teeth because she just her lips stuck in. But when she's talking, you can see the coloration of lips,

but they're really not that there. So I decided that she always wants to know what color lipstick I wear. So I decided to give her a present to. For some lips, how can I put it on her? I thought it was gonna be a mom. I thought so. But it didn't work out because then when she smiled, the lipstick ended up on under her nose and she had a big nose.

And she still has a big nose. So it was kind of sad, but she did enjoy it. She said it feels kind of good. And so you could put it on every morning if you want to. She says, yeah, but I can't see very well as you can see by the way I draw my eyebrows in Second of all I'm gonna highbrow her like oh my god all over the place and I really I understand it because I have to draw mine And some days I don't have a good day. I go to a jacolaine or forgot sick mom

But it's like a comedy show going on over at that place where you live Like between the Irving the lady with a horse tongue and Okay, mom hold on stay right there. We've got a few questions. We got a few questions from the listeners for you We've been asking them, but we need to take a short break. Okay. Okay podcast besties, time for one more quick break, and then it's back to the drama. Check out tcbpodcast.com for all of our episodes

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Hi mom. Okay, mom. Hi. I know you have a story. I know you have a story about Irving that you wanted to tell, but we have just a few minutes left in the show, about 15, 20 minutes left in the show. And I wanted to make sure we got to a couple

of listener questions for you specifically. So here we go. Are you ready? Uh huh. Okay, so the first question comes from Rachel. Hi TCB, this is Rachel with a question for Brian's mom. She says, and I'm truncating this because it was very long and I'm just putting kind of the details in it.

Brian's mom, I want to wait until marriage to have sex with my fiance, but he insists we should consummate the relationship ahead of time so that we understand each other sexually. What are your thoughts? What would you have done? Well, actually, this is exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You know, how... No, it's this, but you Erving said to me one day, we have to know for about three months, we just set March 2 together.

He wanted to the neck or bake out. And I did. He wanted to the neck. And then bake the make out. Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, make up. Heavy padding. Heavy padding. Yeah, dry helping. Yeah, but just in your mouth. Not anything else. Anyway, so I asked her to Brian, what should I do? And he said, well,

you know, for three months, of course, you can make out. But see, I'd like to tell him real fast and said, this is not my thing. He was very sexual. He's very intelligent and very sexual. But I, on the other hand, was that? So, I met sexual. But I am the other hand with that. So I met the guy. I met the guy. So many. I know the guy. I met him a lot of time. Right. I would not say that there was anything highly sexual about swerving, Irving. Well, you didn't know how he knows. I wasn't sleeping with him. That's right. So he asked me to spend a night with him one night. Oh, and I did not notice. I got a night, I got a night gown pretty night gone. I ordered one off

a QVC, which is my favorite home shopping records network that I never owned anymore, because I spent too much money. But anyway, the point is, is that why what was wrong? And we got in bed together. He had him but together he had on boxer he had on some kind of boxers or something and I'm a t-shirt and I had on my night gone and we just cuddled up together because he was out of commission. He

told me he's out of commission and I before that like I told him I've been out of business for longer even than that. Don't worry about it. What do you mean he told you I was out of commission like his dictaten work.

Right. Oh, he was 86 years old. Oh God. God bless. He tried my agra, but he said he had no effect on them. Just gave him my head. I was. I was. I was looking. You got to be careful because I mean, what about what if that lady could take Viagra and her tongue would be hard the whole day? Oh, right. be hard the whole day. But anyway, so we get in bed and he says, I got a surprise for you.

So I thought, maybe it's my aunt who worked. So she pulled his boxers shirt out and said, what? And I said, what is that? He said, I have no underwear now. It's a diaper. And I thought to myself, something's wrong here, something's wrong here. You come into the world, you have a diaper.

And you're ready to choose all that you have a diaper except you're not cute at that age. Mom, hold on. That's a quite different story. I've never heard this story. But you're serving God, I do space. Surprise. I shit myself.

Can you tell me? Can you tell me? I saw my diaper. I think you go over here. It's my diaper. I don't want me to be a carefree speaker. You didn't want me to be a caretaker, which was really, I told that's good,

glad I had no intention of it. I'm mom, but no, that's the thing. Things that happened. Yeah, that's insane. So I never knew that you spent the night at his house. First of all, I thought you guys were purely kind of like platonic, maybe kissed every once in a while, but so. Snack, you necked.

Heavy petting, whatever you call it. So you went up to his room, bought a new nightgown for the occasion. You thought you guys were going to get it on, or that's what I assumed you assumed. And then he says I have a surprise. I didn't forget it all. I know we were just going to snuggle because that's all we ever did. And kids, I thought we'd just do that for the night. It'd be fine.

So anyway, I'd been out of a business for many years. So believe me, nothing was gonna be here for all of my end. Okay, but then he pulls down his pants to reveal his diaper. Yeah. What? Why was he proud? She's been wanting to talk to you about that. I don't know, you just said I just wanted to know that I have a diaper now.

And I said, oh, there is a big age difference between us. Honey, I'm still not the diaper yet. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So why have you been waiting to talk to me about this? What kind of conversation? Because you never asked me. You're always busy with your mind.

So please also, you don't ask me these things. So how do you know? Mom, I got to tell you, even if my mind was in other places, I don't think this is a story I would have ever, I mean, it's not something I would have ever asked you. I wish you would have to talk about it. Yeah, well, listen, everybody needs a friend, right? Okay, so what about Rachel?

Would you, would you? Rachel, how I feel about pre marital sex. I think sex is great. It's for us. Pudding and all that stuff, but I have a friend, a very close friend that wanted to sleep with every guy that she met and she was 77 years old. And she used to call me and say, how come none of them ever tell me they love me? But you got this guy and he's always telling you he loves you.

And I said, because honey, there's got to be mystery in the relationship. I wouldn't jump right into it. I'd keep it mysterious. There's my there. Rachel, get your answer. There you go. I listen. First of all, I can't believe that someone that's waiting for pre-marital sex is

actually a listener of the commercial break. I find that to be an unbelievable in and of itself. But to Rachel, I think my mom, you know, I think my mom gives some prudent advice. If you're fiancee and you really love him and the two of you are on the same page and you feel very strongly about premarital sex. And he is trying to push you toward premarital sex. Maybe he's not taking into consideration your feelings 100%.

And you should just share with him that this is the way that you wanted to be. And if you guys are meant to be married, then he'll deal with it. But I am a big believer on the other hand. I am a big believer that you need to take the car out for a test drive before you actually purchase it. I mean, I can't imagine getting married to someone without having sex beforehand, but that's my own personal perspective.

Yeah, I mean, I think it matters too with the person. Some people... I didn't have pre-marital sex with your dad. Well, that's good. Information. That's more of a... On our honeymoon, we had to call the people that were married couple that stood up with us.

And on the honey moon, I put my pen wire set in pink and so pretty and everything. And then we sat on the edge of the bed and I called this friend and I said, what do we do now? I said, I don't want to take off my neck on a so pretty. Oh my God. They said Bill would figure it out. You did. But I wouldn't do that. And I'm still not into it.

I think that you should use discretion. And if he's trying to push you into it, you need to join the Batch for something and get a date some other way. Okay. Yeah, you might not be the right guy. I, right. This is way more information that I've

or needed to know about my parents or my mom or any of that stuff. But okay, let's roll with it at this point. I'm going to open the scandal room. I'm going to have to close it. Okay. So Rachel, there's your advice for my mom. Leave a little mystery in the relationship. It's never a bad thing.

Okay. The second question says, Hi, Brian's mom. You remind me of my mom who is also who also happens to be from Chicago. She passed away. So can you help me? My boyfriend and I have been dating for three years. About a year and a half ago, I went out on a girl's trip and I slept with another man.

It only was one night, I was really drunk. I never talked to the guy afterwards. I don't even have his phone number. I have been having a guilty conscience, but my friends are telling me not to say anything because it'll ruin an otherwise fantastic relationship. What should I do? They don't question you. No, it's no question. Do you tell or don't you tell? I long had been they've been together three years. I don't three years. That's a lot. I think after three years, I met with the Irving Press 6 and a half years and we couldn't

do anything because everything was out of commission. But yeah, it was off the table. I don't think I need telling people about that. I don't think you need to be telling anybody about that. It's between you and the person you slept with, even as if it's only one night, if you had a thrill, well, life is going on. It's okay, go to church and say a prayer. I think I have to kind of agree with my mom here.

It, listen, I understand the truth is always the best policy. But if this guy hasn't found out and there is no chance of him finding out, telling him is only gonna serve one purpose. It's gonna clear your conscience, but it's going to hurt him. And so is there really- It's quite a thing she maybe doesn't need to be with the guy for three years then. Oh, you think they should break up?

Well, I don't know. There's, if there was that chance that presented itself and she took it. Yeah. Oh, okay. I don't know if there's done that other relationship. So you think she should say something so he has the so he has the opportunity I don't think you have to say anything. Yeah, maybe you don't have to hurt the guy that way Yeah, right

You wait how you actually feel about your current boyfriend. Yeah, and she said this was a year and a half ago Right, so it was halfway into the relationship They'd not been together for a year and a half without him knowing and it's yeah But I I now I'm changed my mind. I've changed my mind live here on air. I agree with Chrissy. If you feel that, if you can't trust yourself, to be with yourself, even for one night,

alone when you get drunk and you're making these terrible decisions, maybe you should evaluate your life decisions and not evaluate the relationship. Because maybe the relationship is the last thing you need. Now, I don't know that for sure. We don't know all the particulars. It's not a particularly detailed email. Text message that was sent to us.

But I do, you know, it's kind of like, there was this question going around the internet for a while, mom, and it had to do with this very popular radio show where a famous musician, his girlfriend had supposedly cheated on him and his best friend told him that his girlfriend cheated on him. He told his best friend, I don't wanna know about it. If my girl's out, I don't wanna know about it because if I don't know about it, then it doesn't matter.

Right? In other words, here no evil, see no evil. Right. I don't know. Chrissy and I don't subscribe to that same thing. No. Yeah. We feel like if someone was cheating on us, we definitely't know. Chrissy and I don't subscribe to that same thing. No. Yeah. We feel like if someone was cheating on us, we definitely want to know.

We definitely want to understand what kind of person that we're in bed with. And I guess you never really know the person that you're sleeping with. But at the end of the day, you know, for me cheating is a no go. Like you cheat with them. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. I don't go for that either. I don't go for that. Go for that. No, no, no. I don't go for that either. I don't go for that. Don't go for that either, baby. I don't go for that either, baby. Remember we're in the south, we're in the south. Now, we're only happy if somebody's seeing through their nose and strumming a good chart.

Oh, mom. Well, we have the kind of entertainment we get in here. It's oh, you mean at your place? That's all you get is contressing us. Wow. Yeah. Little jazz.

Nothing. No, people here don't understand jazz. Are you can they have to have a story that's sad and everybody's breaking up and somebody's going, and my baby was with me when I died. Oh my God. I don't know what it was. Performance. Well, Brian, I'm going to open the largest honky talk in the world. Honky talk in the world. Yeah.

Epping in his song. Chrissy and I have an idea to open a place called Cowboys Honky talk. The largest honky talk in the world. Wild Bill. talk the largest hockey talk in the world while well that's right. I'm not to retirement home. You too can be a. Oh, he talked. Sounds good. Okay.

One more question. Have you do you watch 90 day fiance? Yes, I do. Do you watch 90 day fiance last chance island? Last resort. Last resort. Oh, it's a last resort. The one where there was a. It's I know I do watch it. Okay.. Oh, it's a last resort. The one where there are.

No, I would say it's, I know, I do watch it. Okay. And I love it. Do you? I hate to, Vicki. So I wanted to bring this up. I love it too. But I'm gonna. There's like five different or six different actual shows

related to the franchise, right? Yes, there's six different shows. From our after-during love island. Almost. Almost. Yeah. Where was it at? Yes, there's six different. Yes, after Dury, the uncle of Ireland almost. Almost. Yeah. We almost did it. Yeah. I thought he's died for the decided to be

gonset. And then there's just Angela and Michael period. Yeah, then there's just Angela and Michael. They're not married. They're not married. I'm married. But let me ask you this. So on this last chance island or this last resort island, whatever.

Last resort. There is Kalani and the Osweilo, right? The guy from New, where's he? No, Samoa. Samoa. Yeah, Samoa. Samoa. Samoa.

Ah-ha. Samboa. Yeah. Samoa. Samoa. He's a Samoan and then Alcolani is also Samoan, but she's an American Samoan. He's actually off the island, Samoa.

And so the revelation comes that during the last resort, which is a place where all these couples that are having trouble in their relationship are going to get therapy and sex therapy and all this other stuff. So Colani and Osweilo, we learn that Osweilo has been cheating on Kalani. Almost the entirety of their relationship,

he's been on sex cams, he's been chatting up women, he had made out with a couple of girls or a girl or whatever, but then Kalani's response to that is to get into a long-term sexual relationship with someone and she even invited him down to the actual island where last resort is to have sex behind us. Swallows back. So while they're getting marriage therapy.

Yes, while they're getting marriage therapy. Active marriage therapy. Right. So they're getting marriage therapy to help fix this whole cheating situation and she has decided the best way to solve the problem is to do more cheating and actual cheating. Right. There's like a relationship involved. So have you seen this? Have you been watching this?

Yes, right now. What do you think about it, Chrissy? What? I'll let Vicki answer first. Go. Oh no, that's okay, go ahead, Chrissy. Go ahead. Are you gonna say, ha!

Well, I think it's wrong. Total. I mean, if she wants to do that, then just go ahead and end things with us, Wail-O. It sounds like it's been a bad road anyways. Cut ties. If I'm spinning it. Yes, but have you ever, if you know who we're talking about, the people that are listening, if you saw what Clonney looked like, I can understand my swel, it was cheating because

she's about 900 pounds and he's about 50 pounds on a good day. And he's just gross. Well, mom, besides the fat shaming that was going on there, I have to share with you. Well, it's that. So I have a right to do that. Well, that's true. Okay. You are a large and

in charge woman. I said, I didn't. I don't do what I want. You want to know what Irving said to me, the first time I ever met him. What? I was in the dining room. And he said, he was very quiet, man, but he came by and asked if he could sit at the table with me and a couple of the girls that were sitting there. And I said, yes. And he said, I said to him later, we went out in the lobby and he just started visiting and everything

which we did constantly after that. And he said, you know what I love about you? You remind me of a bird. And I said, what do you mean, like big bird? Or what's the story on that? And he says, no, you use your hands in your arms so gracefully and you have expression on your face. And it just reminds me of a bird. He said, no, you are kind of a big bird, but that's okay. You don't know, big bird was at least you at least he was honest.

I have to say that I think the Asuelo Akawani situation is terrible. And I think- It's a mess. Yeah, in fighting fire with fire is not the right solution here. I think the whole thing is complicated because Asuelo is coming from a tiny island nation and does, has been sheltered. And all he knew was like the tourism industry

and just kind of like, you know- Yeah, he was very shaker up, very sheltered. He didn't have any sex education, his education like ended that very story. Everybody wanted to have as many children as possible. It was okay to have mistresses. It was okay to do all of that in his culture. And then, and then he comes, yeah.

And then he comes to this country and have a couple of kids. And he seems to be a situation. It seems like a nice guy, really. But I think that- You're going down, but I think he's cute. I think their relationship needs to be- Oh, I think the relationship is over. And if we could get to a TLC, I would appreciate it.

Like if we could find the kids as a conclusion, I would appreciate it. Because it just seems to me like they're dragging this shit. Now, they're just dragging and dragging and dragging it. Okay, mom, listen, we gotta wrap up. We're gonna have you back soon. There are actually four more questions that the audience had for you,

but we just didn't have time to get to it today since we had that diaper story and your casual racism and fat shaming. I am not racist. No, I know you're not. No, no. You raised me, you raised me right. I know you're not. And it's just,'re not. No, no. You raised me, you raised me right. I know you're not.

And it's just, you know, we're telling stories from a different time. But listen, I love you. The audience loves you. I will. We'll have you back soon. We love you, Vicki. Okay, Chrissy, thank you very much. Also, honey, thank you for my birthday.

Oh, you're welcome. We, uh, you know, we're obligated to celebrate it. So mine is well, do it. Mine is well, do it mine as well do it right Did you go to the Alcourt? No we went to Even worse restaurant I won't save the name I saved that for I saved that for Kevin That is twin brother

You went there and he said oh my god Kevin has a gut of steel I do not Oh my god All right mom we love you and we'll talk to you soon. Okay. Okay, bye bye. Alright, there's my mom.

And all her glory. And all her. I don't even know what to think about that appearance. Yeah. When the diaper talk came out, and Niggler's A. I know. Between the diaper talk, the casual racism and the fat shaming, I didn't know. I didn't know what to think.

Yeah, well, we'll see you in this episode ever air. Thank you very much. Ha ha ha. You could probably cut up parts. We'll figure it out. If you're listening to this right now, just know that we cut up this episode for legal purpose. Yep, yep, PSA.

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I definitely know that's all I can do today. But I will say that- Two things though. I love you. I love you. And best to you. Also best to you out there on the podcast universe. Thanks very much for listening.

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