The Commercial Break - Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

Episode #719: Part 2 of The Most Intense Mountain Monsters Chases is reviewed in this instant TCB classic! Krissy & Bryan follow the boys as they hoof and huff their way through the woods. Then, Huck gets conned by a criminal mastermind named Larry! Larry uses his incredible genius to trick the MM's into a great escape simply by saying "look over there!". It's another one for the record books as they miss Bigfoot by seconds...yet again. TCBit: A voicemail to Jeff: Inner Sanctum in your Inner Rectum. Watch EP #719 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: [phone]TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits: Written, Performed and Edited by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Inner sanctum in your inner rectum. Mmm. On this episode of the Commercial Break. I am pissed off that I got Tom fooled into believing that he was a good guy. Simply because he said, hey, I'm Larry. Sorry. You don't tell me that dude in that truck. He pulled the wall clear over us. He tore down our trap and then made sure we knew he had the last laugh.

Hey boys. Hey Larry. Hey boys. It's me, Larry. I was the one who stole your radio. I was the one who pulled down the trap. I was the one who paid myself a thousand dollars to tear down every trap. Riddle me that, Batman! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris.

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Menfo hat. Menfo right around, not right around the corner, but coming up quickly. I'm sure Jeff is a frazzled. He is. He's a frizzled and a frazzled. There's a lot going on. Have we announced who's going to be there yet?

Not yet. Not yet. OK, well, let me know when I can talk about it. Um, I Think I I think I think you told me but it's a very it's a secret. These things are very secretive We don't want to do fire fest three and Memphis And I'll do a fire fest update later on in the week, but just know that it's definitely not happening Definitely not happening. I'm shocked. Well yeah, of all, I am less shocked that the Mountain Monsters find, don't, never find something that they're chasing than I am that FireFest 2 is in fact not happening. This is correct. But it's not happening. I wanted to quickly, and I know you guys on Friday we watched Mountain Monsters,

we were getting through the top five scariest hunts and we got to number three meaning we had just kind of come up on number three we'll get back to it we promised we will um but I wanted to ask you real quick did you know that Alec Baldwin has a new reality television show I did Baldwin yes I did I've seen some press about it and I've seen it pop up on Max, I think, or Netflix. Max, yeah, yeah. It's on TLC. I don't know if I'm interested in watching it, but I don't know. So, I've had it on in the background, because a lot of times, you know, there's a couple channels that I'll just keep on in the background.

It's like mindless entertainment that I really don't have to pay attention to, but I'll tune in if I hear something interesting. And I was watching, or I had it on in the background, and man, Alec, listen, nothing like that poor woman's family who will never recover from- That was so sad. That was the craziest thing. Yeah, it sounds like a freak accident. I believe that it was. I believe it was a freak accident,

and I believe everybody, including Alec, probably could have took more care to make sure that things were okay. You of course had the person, the armorer, who was supposed to never have real bullets anywhere on set but did, which is just insane to me. I don't think it was some grand conspiracy. I think she was a kid, a kid who was also partying at night

and made some mistakes, some big ones that cost somebody their life. But then Alec, I don't think he checked the g- Whatever, who cares? It doesn't matter. But anyway, that must be a very frightening, terrifying, difficult thing to go through for everybody and for the person who pulled the trigger, Alec. And when you're watching that show,

I will give the show, it's been criticized by a lot of people and I can understand why, you know, on the backs of this death, you're watching that show, I will give the show, it's been criticized by a lot of people and I can understand why. You know, on the backs of this death, you're out there trying to rehab your image or make money or whatever the, whatever the criticism is. Agreed, all of that. But then also when you watch the show,

you can see just how vulnerable and in pain Alec is. He is very much stewing in his own shit, so to speak. And the... I'm sure he feels horrible. Of course. Yeah. He's not gloating in this, right? And I think that's pretty clear. I don't know. But, and he's a public figure. So of course he went and did the obligatory interview so that people

can get the questions answered. They feel like they have some idea. He's got to defend himself in some way, shape or form. He's a public figure. But what I was going to share is that people stewing in their own shit is never something easy to watch them dealing with that kind of pain. And this was recorded the three weeks before he was to be the trial. And so it's like really intense. And I was just watching a scene before you got here. I was just watching a scene where him and his wife

are driving up to their Hamptons house or whatever. They're arguing about all kinds of different stuff. And she's just like a whip. She's just tell you, you know, get off your ass, stop feeling sorry for yourself. You know, lots of people are in pain here. You have a family to deal with, like you gotta get your shit together.

You gotta figure out how to process this pain and process it. But I don't, I put myself in Alex's shoes and I don't know how I would process, I don't know how you do process something like that. Yeah, that's awful. Yeah, when you know you were responsible for someone else's death in such a terrible and freak way.

Yeah, it's like car accidents too, where somebody's responsible for killing someone. I did know a guy when I was in my 20s, when I was working at Listerada and giving away Chianti Classico and the Softshell crabs. I did know a guy, worked with a guy, who had gotten into a car accident that was his fault. He ran a red light, wasn't drunk or anything like that.

He ran a red light. He wasn't paying attention. Ran a red light, killed a woman, like a lady who had a family. And a couple of nights I went out drinking with him and it didn't take the little bit of pinprick and it all came out. And this was like years after it happened, like six or seven years after it has happened. And he still had zero reconciliation about it. Zero. It was all right at the surface. And he still had zero reconciliation about it, zero. It was all right at the surface. And I can only imagine, that's what guys that go to war

must feel like, police officers, other people who are in terrible incidents and accidents. Anyway, I give the show a little bit of credit, a little bit of credit for showing those very vulnerable, tough moments where it seems like Alec is essentially leaking out of his own skin. They kept it in there. So whether the editors have full control over the final cut

or Alec has some kind of approval or whatever it is, I will say that they are showing some of these vulnerable moments. And you see just how tough this has been for everybody involved. Now, of course, that, you know, that, who is that? Hannah Goode, what was her name? Somebody or other, the lady who died?

Anyway, whoever died, that obviously there's no comparison. None, zero, she can never come. Alec can figure a way through this. She can never, and her kids can never. But anyway, I just want to share that. The Baldwin show is rather interesting in that sense. Okay, now to something completely unserious. The Mountain Monsters.

We all know them, we all love them, we all think they're ridiculous, and it just keeps getting more ridiculous as they are now counting down. There's a compilation video out there where they count down the top five hunts the Mountain Monsters have had in their hunting career of mythological bullshit creatures. We just saw them put together the Thunder Axe, I guess? Well, yeah, it was. See, counting back to number five, it was Bigfoot, right? Bigfoot, yep. With his nest.

Yep. And then they upped the ante then on number four, and that was the Lightning Man, which is a version of Bigfoot that strikes quick like the Lightning. That's right. It's the Lightning Man with the Thunder Brothers. The Thunder Brothers and the Lightning Man. But if they put together some kind of magical acts, I guess they have protection against the Thunder Brothers and the Lightning Man. They lifted it up like he was He-Man. Yeah, like he was He-Man and someone got struck by lightning, by the way, just to... And peed.

And peed himself. Lots of peeing in that episode. Anyway, go back on Friday. You can watch that episode. Let's get right back to it. I think we have some time left in this segment. Let's get right back to it with number think we have some time left in this segment. Let's get right back to it with number three. Here we go. And we're going after the Midnight Whistler. Legend has it. The Midnight Whistler? Now why do these, all these creatures look alike?

They all look exactly the same. They really do. I mean, some are more bulky than others, but it's generally the same principle. This one has green eyes, the other one has red eyes. And I might add that these animations are absolutely childlike. I mean, you would think that...

I understand this thing is done on a shoestring budget. It just takes a forest and a couple of cameramen and terrible sound effects, but you would think that they would spend a little bit of money just to go... I mean, I could get better things done on Fiverr. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yes. All right. Let's get back to it. That the Midnight Whistler was the first bigfoot

to come out of the Mammoth Caves. And we're gonna prove tonight that he exists. And how are you gonna do that, Buck? He what? It looks like he's been dead. You have never proven anything has existed. How are we gonna do this one? We're using this one.

You're gonna kid me he's been in here. Well, he's not here during the day, and he's not here at night. Oh! Oh, shit! It's a bomb us! It's a bomb us! It's a bomb us!

I got a surprise! Point your gun wildly in every direction! Right there! Hey, where you going? Right up! Oh! Guys, that old lull right there, I just seen some limbs move!'m gonna see it up there! Will it? Did it come from the hill? Right up over the hill, it's like some real dirt.

I saw some logs moving, that's what he said. I saw some logs moving. You saw some logs moving up in the tree? What is this, a mining operation? Oh my God, these guys, they are the best. They have, really have a specific acting skill set, and that is pointing at things that are not there and screaming really loud. Black guys, send them to the ground! They are the best they have really have a specific acting skill set and that is pointing at things that are not there and screaming

Really loud Did he just say look at those black guys, okay. All right. I just want to make sure we weren't getting into some weird territory Trapper MD that's Uncle Barry number six We're down here in the nest! Something just come down on the tree on top of us! It's down here with us! We're down here in the nest! We're down here in the nest!

We're on our way! We're on our way! Holy ****! I'm telling you right now, he don't whistle! What do you mean he don't whistle? There's some sort of scream! I've never heard nothing like it. Big squall Trapper. Trapper, just think, that bastard could have been up there that night we found it or that day we come back in here. I don't know how he got up that high wall that fast.

In a matter of just a second he was gone. Straight up. I don't know why we recall everything that ever happened. Whistling. I'm just a whistling monster. Down you can whoop goat up back. How in the hell we get up that bank? We can't get back on that ridge line.

No, there's no way. It's straight up and down. We gotta come up with a better plan. We gotta do. I don't think you was this far up here. Down one left, right, or left, right, or left, right, or left, right, or left, right, right, or left, right, or left, right, or left, right, or left, right, or left, right, or left, right, or left, right, or left, right, or left, right, or left, right, or left, right, or left, right,

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Whistle. I'm going to throw these logs around and scare those fat guys. Yum yum. Whistle. Whistle. Whistle. Whistle. Whistle. Whistle. Oh my god.

It was like a two stick teepee. Three. Three sticks just put together like a teepee. They were tiny. What in the world is that? It's a child. It's a child playing in the forest. What the hell? Look at this.

Watch your step guys. Easy now, easy. Easy now, easy. Easy now, easy. It could be a booby trap. Easy now. If they don't say easy four times an episode. Easy, easy, go slow into your certain death. Easy.

The slower we die the better. We gotta be careful here. What is this? Is it graves? This is a bad spot. Graves. This is a bad spot, I'm telling you. We shouldn't be here.

This is a bad spot. This is a bad spot. This is a bad spot. This is a bad spot. This is a bad spot. This is a bad spot. This is a bad spot. This is a bad spot. This is a bad spot. This is be careful here. What is this? Is it graves? This is a bad spot.

Graves. This is a bad spot, I'm telling you, we shouldn't be here. This is a bad spot, this is a bad spot. I'm telling you, we shouldn't be here. The lighting is terrible. I love that the Whistler, Whistler Man's making gra- he's digging graves.

He doesn't. Oh, it's me digging some graves. Duh, duh, duh, duh, oh, these idiots. Oh, okay, stay away from my graves. That's my dog and my wife. I buried them in the family plot. Hey. This place gives me the shivers.

I'm not sure what the hell it is, but it looks like a burial ground. This place gives me the herpes. This place gives me the herpes. This place gives me a bad case of the clap. I can tell you right now, if these are gravesites, they're awful big. That son of a bitch, you're must be 10 foot long. I'm getting nervous.

You ain't the only one, brother. This is. Yeah, you ain't the only one, brother. Let's do this. Let's stay around in the dark for a couple more hours and see what happens. This is eerie. There's no way this is an Indian burial ground.

There's no active Native Americans in this part of the country. It's too well up kept and something has been in here taking care of it. I don't think it's a grave site. I disagree. Look at all these. Humped up, humped up dirt. Dig one up. Yeah, go ahead.

Get a shovel. Go on. You better not. Humped up dirt. Dig one up. Yeah, go ahead, get a shovel. Go on. Go on. You better not. You better not. Woo woo woo woo woo. Woo woo woo woo woo.

Over eight and a half feet long, there's Bigfoot buried in these. I don't think so. I gotta go with Buck on this one, Trapper. I think it's a burial ground too. I'll tell you what, there's one way to find out. I'll tell you what, there's only one way to find out. I'll tell you what, there's only one way to find out. That's right.

It's my goldfish. I buried it in the back for my kid. He didn't know what to do so we buried it. By the way, Something humped up here. Making a mistake. This is a Bigfoot burial ground and I'm about to prove it. Oh Wow, there might be some proof of something under there They're up there, damn it! What? Get out of here, guys! We got them pissed now!

The minute Buck started digging in this dirt, all hell broke loose. I mean, they were whistling from this direction, this direction, and this direction. There's another one over there! And rather than call scientific authoritize, we have decided to put the thermals on them Whistler it's so stupid Again if I'm them I just start shooting you know what I'm saying I'm not waiting for someone to kill me I'm just shooting Man, that's screeching whistle noise man. It's just shooting. Hey, up this way! Man, that screeching whistle noise. Man, it's just piercing.

I'll tell you what, we definitely got them PO'd. We gotta get out of here, guys. That's a train whistle that the kids get for Halloween at the shitty houses, you know what I'm saying? Here's a whistle. Be a good boy for Santa Claus. Team in the side-by-side and scoot our asses off this burial ground before all the

s*** hits the fan. Them damn things can be a little s***. Good job, brother. I don't know how many Midnight Whistlers are coming down that hill, but they're mad. And we don't want to shoot them. They're a long ways away from the trap. The best thing to do is just get out of Dodge. Why don't they want to shoot them?

Yeah, why do they want to shoot them? And then follow up to this, did anybody send like archaeologists or something to the grave sites to follow up on this? No, of course not. Because that would make too much fucking sense. I don't know if we're going to make it out of there. I didn't know we were going to make it out of there, but we did have time to scoot our fat asses down to the four buys and get down the hill. It took a long to get there, Dan.

I had two on my left. I had four on the thermal. There was at least four on the thermal. I seen them on the thermal with Jeff. By God, they were watching. I'll guarantee you the man, he touched that. Oh, it was on in. Oh, it was on. Let's stand around here and talk about it again. That's what we always do.

We can't actually see it on the camera, like the video camera that we happen to have recording this for television, but we'll stand around and talk about it afterwards. As soon as I was about to dig into that grave, the most ear piercing whistle let off I've ever heard. They had us surrounded and their whistles were so loud, it hurt my ears. I bet when they started whistling... Last time I heard a scream like that, I was trying to bid my wife for her 10th anniversary. When they all was coming in.

I guarantee it. Reinforcements. We came here after the midnight whistle. That guy might be my favorite. Oh yeah, Bill's my favorite for sure. For sure. He just might be my favorite. Oh yeah, Bill's my favorite for sure. For sure. He just screams.

Yeah, there's no comment, there's no sense to what he's saying. That Bigfoot in the Appalachia isn't folklore, he's fact. We found his nest. Oh, God. We saw a trail camera picture of it, and we heard that legendary whistle.

I believe that we've made an incredible discovery. But we will not be following up on it. Uh, next week we'll be, uh, follow, we'll be chasing the whisper wolves. I don't know if it's a burial ground. I do know there's midnight whistlers ran us out of there. People and creatures protect things that are very important to them. There was something there that they did not want us to find.

I don't know why y'all was in such a hurry for me to dig in that big pile of dirt. I didn't. Bing, ding, bong, bitty, bing, bong, bong. It's time for a laugh with Huck and Chuck. I wanna do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We twist your arm, damn boy.

You look like a cat litter box. Alright guys, we've been funny. Now it's time to move on to the next one. Yes, even though we found clear evidence of Bigfoot and his burial sites and his nest and the Whistlers, and we have them all on camera, let's go home! I mean, honestly, if you need any more proof that this isn't real, then just imagine this.

All the things that have happened over all of these seasons that they've caught on camera and been a part of and found and the Whisper Wolves and the Thunder Brother Knife or whatever, they never once presented these things to any kind of authority. They just move on to the next episode. Like you do when you find the discovery of humanity.

It'd be like if an alien came to you, it'd be like if Alf was living in your house and you didn't call somebody about it. All right, anyway, let's take a break and we'll't call somebody about it. No. All right. Anyway, let's take a break and we'll be back with more shenanigans. The boys from out in the street. I'm going up to number two. Oh yeah.

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The Phantom of the Forest has been packing poachers out here that has lights and guns. We have lights and guns. It's perfectly safe though. We're the good guys. We run into either one of these, the Bigfoot or the poachers. We've got a thunder penis. I mean a thunder axe. There's gonna be a fight here tonight. We're working through this corn.

It's hard to see anything in here. Oh, the cornfield. Ah, the cornfield. This is one of my favorites. Good old cornfield. Yeah, where they're running indiscriminately through the cornfield shooting at each other. Guy vanished. It's difficult to find any sign on the field, especially in this cornfield.

Oh, what was that? What was that? Did you hear that? What was that? I heard it. Guy vanished. It's difficult funny son in the field especially this cornfield. Oh Did you hear that I heard it sounds like something big took up through the woods no, it's just me I'm getting some corn to make my kids popcorn. It's good. So good. I love it. Let's go I don't think that was a person we've seen out there. He is so big and not you know everyone has different body shapes But this is a big body shape like it's clear Maybe I was epic Yeah, I don't think you should be wearing those pants no yeah, he doesn't need to wear a shirt tucked in Yeah, you know what I'm saying like when you're that big give yourself a chance to look normal here going to corn Whatever it was up there in the woods was way too heavy.

Look at this trail up through here, huh? Speaking of way too heavy, what? Look here, look here. Yeah. That's probably what we heard breaking. Yeah. That's twig. That's something stepped on it.

That's fresh. That's fresh? How do you know that a tree, that a dead branch on the ground broken is fresh? I mean, I'm sure that there are people that can tell you that, but I'm sure it's not Huck. Any more sign Buck? Oh, what do we got here? Look here, look here.

What's this? It's Peta's eyes. That's the circle K down the road! Oh boy. We got company boys. Ohhhh. How many of them is it? There's two side to side.

There's four. Oh they're coming in hot! There's another vehicle. Boys, this ain't good. No it's not. Those are the poachers and they are the poachers, and they're ready to kill anybody who gets in between them and whatever it is you poach in Kentucky.

What exactly is that? Are there elephants for their ivory? Rhinoceroses? I'm not sure what you poach in Kentucky. Well, they know why we're here. As soon as those vehicles stop, people start getting out. There's a whole pile of them. Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I'll shoot! I'll shoot too! I'll be dead!

That was a call. Well, I don't like the math on that one! Alright, we're gonna go! Talk to you later! Bring your buddies! Buck, I got weapons up. Well, I got some for you! What's that? Oh, f***! Damn!

Pew pew! Pew pew pew! I got stuff for you! What's that? I got stuff for you! I'm gonna indiscriminately shoot at you! I wanna go to jail for murder! I don't know if they're trying to kill us. I don't know if they're trying to scare us. Anyway you look at this, it's not good. We need to come up with a plan fast.

Willie, Bill, we're getting shot at. Willie, I'm on the ground. I don't think I'm going gonna be able to get back up. Who lays down like that? I know, who lays down on their back. Yeah, that's not the ready position. You gotta lay down on your front so you could crawl around. Right now, the only thing you could do is roll off the hill.

Just to let you know, there's like lights off in the distance, they're yelling at each other other and then one of them fake shoots, right? And then so all of these guys slowly but surely sit down on their butts and then lay on their backs like they're going to do star, like they're going to star gaze. You don't lay on your back, you lay on your front. Now you can't even see. I know. He's just looking straight up. It's so stupid. on your front now you can't even see

I copy that 10-4 we're certainly gonna get murdered do you want me to shoot He's looking at this guy. He's looking. I know. He's looking. He's looking through his gun. This is so stupid. Hornfield, turn your lights off. Lay down and get hip now. All right, I copy that. Did he say lay down and get hip? Get hip. Get hip.

Oh, I thought he said get hip. I'm like, cool. That was cool. Lay down and get hip. Lay down and get hip. All the kids are doing it. Lay down Everybody's doing a brand new dance now. Hey now lay down in the forest We gotta find a place to hide man now they're moving now they're moving are they coming our way I

Don't know. I can't tell I'm staring at the stars he just said I'm surprised he could see you up honestly you're moving all right I got him Buckeye interested in us they're going off they're going over in the woods you're gonna post sorry wrong mountain monsters don't mind all the shooting Got him on the thermal I Ain't saying nothing buck I Got nothing on the thermal these poachers they headed off towards your woods. We know where they're going They're going after this bigfoot and they're gonna kill it. That little cheesy bastard. And that's exactly what we're going to do.

Finders keepers. Still can't come up and face a man to man. There's a light back there. There's a light back there. There's a light back there. Quick, quick, what do we do? Lay on your back. I lay on your back.

Stare at the stars play dead You can't hear us. I don't know we have guns in our hands. What should we do? Lights out lights out lights out except for you cameraman. We got to get this on film All right, we got our lights out they're starting to close in on us now. alright we'll go radio silence. alright we'll go radio silence. good luck. see you later. you good? huck huck.

they've got guns and they're coming up on us. i think we're trapped. alright i'll turn off the radio so i can't hear you getting killed. bye. i'm sorry about all the drama but i can't listen to you.. I'll turn off the radio so I can't hear you getting killed. Okay. Bye. I'm sorry about all the drama, but I can't listen to you get murdered. I'll be at Krispy Kreme. I'll talk to you later.

Okay, we'll go radio silent. Okay, nothing we can do. Sorry. Should I call the cops? I'm gonna go radio silent let me turn off my radio yes I can't hear you die I can't live with that kind of guilt not me I gotta go no one we gotta go guys we gotta go I don't know where we're going to go, but we gotta go. Guys, we gotta go. It's two firsts at Burger King. Two firsts of Chili's. It's margarita hour and Chili's.

They gotta go guys. Chips and salsa, all you can eat. Willie just radioed over. He said them poachers are coming right up by him. We gotta get over and give them some backup. We can get up there and get behind them. Well, they're certainly moving with a sense of urgency. Yeah, just plodding along.

Da-dee-da-doo, da-da-dee-da-doo. Guys, we'll have to drop one. We don't want them to get- Did he say we'll have to drop one? Yes. Guys, I gotta drop one, I'll be, or two. I'll catch up. I'll catch up with you guys. I'll be or two. I'll catch up with you guys.

Meanwhile, maintain radio silence. William Bill. Oh, what was that? What was that? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Through that? Yeah, right there, right there. I bet that's that first guy we seen. Hey, you get over here with your gun.

Get over here with your gun after shooting at me, I want to talk to you, man. Man, man. Tell me about why you're trying to kill me. Hey, where'd you go? You in here? Oh, I got movement. I got movement. I got movement.

Right in here. Geez. They're shooting at each other. Shoot out in the cornfield. Right in here! Right in here! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! He's got blood pouring out of my shirt. He looks like he's got blood on his shirt. Oh no, it's just a logo. Did it hit you? It grabbed me.

He grabbed me. Jeff and me was ahead of him. That bigfoot come around and hit him from behind. He let out a scream and shot at this thing. I want out of the corn. I want out of the corn. I don't like it anymore in here. I'm very scared of the corn. I want out of the corn. I don't like it anymore in here. I'm very scared of the corn now. I don't like it. I want out of the corn.

Slow down, Buck. Slow down. We need William Bill. We need to get everybody together. This isn't safe. I lost my radio. Yeah, it was radio silence. Who cares? Radio anymore. We can't just go yelling and screaming for Willie and Bill with our headlights on. We're going to attract the... Yeah, what's different this time? Why can't you go yelling and screaming? That's what you guys do.

Attention to them poachers. And we'll definitely attract the attention of that Bigfoot. The only thing we can think to do is to start heading towards the tribe. Wait a minute, what's that? Okay, so wait, let me get this straight. We're ignoring the fact that you just got grabbed by a Bigfoot and shot at it? Yeah, it was a close call. Yeah, it was a close call, but let's move on. I don't want to think about it. I don't

want to think about it. It's rather embarrassing for me. So we just move on. I appreciate it. Hey, hey! Hey! Oh, look at that! What the hell is he doing? What the hell is he doing? What the hell is he doing? What the hell is he doing?

What the hell is he doing? He's so good! He's so good! Okay, so this is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. It appears they have put a Bigfoot trap that looks like an igloo made out of wood. I'm not sure. It looks like a pyramid. Yeah, like a pyramid or something made out of wood.

And it's like tipping itself over, which I imagine they're now gonna tell us was Bigfoot tipping it over, but I don't see anything anywhere. It's like someone's pulling it down. Oh, you can even, you can actually see the string wrapped around it. That's crazy. Bad editing. We're standing there. All of a sudden our trap comes down, crashes, starts dragging off, taking trees with it. These idiots tore up our trap.

Okay. Why are you not your three feet from it? Why are you not going to see what is going on? Is someone gonna go investigate? No. What the hell? No! That's how you wanna fly? Let's go get him, let's go! What the hell? No, this ain't happening!

Are we looking for the poachers or for Bigfoot? I have no idea. I think they're purposely confusing us, because I thought that was Bigfoot. But they're saying it's the poachers that are doing this. But they are literally standing a foot and a half from it. Why not, like, I don't know, shoot somebody or something? But I gotta see who the hell's shooting. I mean, I don't condone just shooting people. But I also don't condone, like, incongruent television.

It's got to make some kind of sense Over there right now and you better have your room cleaner. There's no dinner for you young man What's your place? We don't have any people in there. Put some lights on it. Put some lights on it. Hey, what are you doing? You with one of them poachers? You with those?

You with one of them poachers? That's right. It's me and I'm a poacher. They've come up on another guy and they've blurred out his face. That's right, Chrissy. He didn't agree to be on camera. I am from the West Kentucky Poacher Clan.

Idiots. What are you talking about? What the hell are you doing? They're tearing the hell out of it. This guy paid me a thousand dollars to take down this trap. Say I have it on your Twitter. Okay, so all you know is this guy paid you a lot of money to come out here and tear this thing down.

That's exactly what I'm doing. Well, I first started talking with this guy. Well, all's forgiven. All's well that ends well. Talk to you later. Maybe he was the guy who owned the cornfield. Yeah, maybe somebody's not so happy that you're running around their cornfield building traps and shooting indiscriminately.

I wasn't sure if he was full of crap or if he was telling us the truth, but the more we talked to him, I think he's... The more we talked to him, the more I liked him. And I gave him a job at craft services. ...up and up. It's cool. Unbuck. Hey, it's cool. Don't worry about it. Unbuck. And I gave them a job at craft services. It's cool. I'm buck.

Hey, it's cool. Don't worry about it. I'm buck. Don't worry about all that shooting at me. I'm all good. It's all good, brother. Split the money. Yeah. Split the thousand dollars.

What do you say? Nice to meet you, Larry. Uh, the guy that you dealt with is part of a poaching ring. Poaching ring. The West Kentucky poaching ring. What are they poaching? I still want to know. I mean, I understand there is poaching. You took too many deer this season, you're killing the babies or what have you. There is poaching. Everywhere there's poaching. But you usually don't think of West Kentucky and poaching. Usually think of like South Africa. Or a ring.

Yeah. Yeah. Or a poaching ring. Like how much money can you make? Poaching Bigfoot. I don't know. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get involved in this.

No. I try to keep it low key. No, I understand. No, it's all good. We're just out here killing, murdering monsters and getting shot at. And I understand. I just got attacked by a big foot, not, but yonder. And, uh, look at me.

Everything's all good. Don't worry about it. Yeah. You want to go have a bear? You, this is, that's how it's not going to do with you. This is, this isn't on you. No hard feelings, man. No hard feelings.

Clearly you aren't lying. We don't even want to investigate. Just take our trap and, uh, yeah and go ahead and yank it down. No problem. Spent all day making that. Thanks. Appreciate it. Let's get the hell out of here. It is what it is, dude.

Yep. It is what it is. I'm not real happy with Larry after he tore down our trap, but I can't be too mad at him because he didn't know he was doing anything wrong. Look at that. I don't do no damn good with traps and

thousand pieces. Hey, look at that. So much for this? Gee willikers. Gee willikers. That's so funny. It is. Oh, damn. The weird twists and turns that these storylines take. I mean, my question is, do they like

get together beforehand? I mean, there must be some... They have a content meeting. Yeah, they have like a content discussion. Like, okay, we're going to go chasing the, you know, thunder clappers and the cheek clappers, the West Kentucky cheek clappers. We're going to go chase them and then we're going to run into a organized crime poaching ring and then one of the poachers is going to pay a guy to tear down our trap and then I'm going to get to tag. I mean, these, these are wild stories that don't seem to have any kind of rhyme or reason to them.

Really? Yeah. No, I agree. It's, it's, it's hilarious. That's what it is. That's what it is. It's entertainment. Yes, it is.

It looks like a frigging tornado hitter. This is sickening right here. Guys, these poachers ain't playing games. No, they're not. They shot at us. They destroyed our trap. This Bigfoot attacked me. Early on in this investigation... They slept with our wives.

Bigfoot attacked me. Yeah, Bigfoot attacked and asterisks Bigfoot attacked me. But let's not get into weeds about all this. We got into it with a bunch of poachers that we probably shouldn't have been messing with. Not that they're tougher than us, but they're a lot dirtier. Willie Bill, we was looking for you guys for a while. I was. Yeah.

What happened to you guys being chased by a single individual with a gun? All of a sudden you just popped out of nowhere. Hey, it's all good. Don't worry about it. All's well that ends well. We were looking for you. Yeah. Come for you.

Hey boys. Hey boys. It's the West Kentucky Poaching Ring. Hey, boys. It's me, West, the leader of the West Kentucky Poachers. And I just wanted to let you know we've got your number and some nude photographs we're going to disseminate on Bigfoot.com. If you don't leave this here cornfield then let us poach some more Bigfoots. Listen. Yeah?

Go ahead. I enjoyed ripping your trap down boys. And I'm gonna enjoy taking your pants down. You better take your new fangled camera crew out of there. Do you remember cowboy Ken? No? That's because we have him. And his drone.

We buried him last episode in the makeshift grave site you found. Don't fuck with the Kentucky poachers. The guy in the truck! Yeah, whatever. Are you serious? It's Larry. The one that tore down our trap. The one that suckered me into believing

he was just hired to do a job. That's right. I fooled you simply by saying, my name is Larry. Ah, diabolical. It's like an episode of Scooby-Doo. This is like the Minions movie. It's like, that's movie. It's like that's right.

It's Larry and I am pissed off that I got Tom fooled into believing that he was a good guy simply because he said, Hey, I'm Larry. It's sorry. You don't tell me that dude in that truck pulled the wall clear over. You gonna tell me that dude in that truck? He pulled the wall clear over his f***ing f***ing thing. He tore down our trap and then made sure we knew he had the last laugh. Hey, boy. Hey, Larry.

Hey, boys. It's me, Larry. I was the one who stole your radio. I was the one who pulled down the trap. I was the one who paid myself a thousand dollars to was the one who paid myself $1,000 to tear down every trap. Riddle me that, Batman. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We're dealing with an evil genius here. He even fooled himself into believing he paid himself a thousand dollars. That's how good he is.

The only thing I can tell you is you stick out in that truck and it's a small town. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get a buck. That's a good one, buck. Get him around town. Yeah, I'm going, get em' Buck. That's a good one Buck. Get em' around town. Yeah, I'm gonna get em' around town. I'm gonna order extra hash browns on your Waffle House ticket. Now boys, those poachers, they pulled the wool over our eyes tonight. They horn snoggle us, bamboozle us.

And I tell you what, the way I feel about this Bigfoot at this point, I'll stay out of his woods. I'll let him take care of these poachers himself. I hope he takes them out. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Yeah, like when there's other human interactions. Yes. Like there's some kind of MacGuffin to worry about. Because, you know, we can't see anything that they're chasing. But when you can see another human being, and Larry, Larry was a sneaky one. I do have to say Larry was a sneaky one. All right, let's take a break, and we'll

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I don't know that I'm mentally prepared for the number one. I don't know if anybody is. I don't know, but I can only hope it's half as good as the last one. All right, let's get right into it so we have enough time to get it all in. Here we go. The number one best or scariest or whatever the, whatever the clickbait title is, Chase and Mountain Monsters history. Here we go. We're back in central Kentucky and we're going after the Squallin Savage. The Squallin Savage looks a lot like the Thunder Brothers. Looks a lot like the Lightning Man. Looks a lot like the Whistler. It looks a lot like everything. Just a different color of fur. Yeah. Zoom in to this three-year-old's

drawing. Savage is a huge Bigfoot. Eight and a half foot tall, between six and 800 pounds. Yeah. Well, listen, you know, they come in all shapes and sizes, Chris. He takes all kinds. Wingspan and dwells in trees. Dwells in trees. Nothing. I don't understand that. I really thought back at the burial ground whenever I went down there that things would kick off. I had no idea I'd have to come back in here this far and nothing. I don't understand.

Whoa! I really thought back there at the party in the woods we were gonna get things to kick off I didn't realize I have to go this deep in the woods to find me a hippie chick. He threw a tree at us. We gotta get out of here. Hang on. Hang on. It's stuck one side to side.

We'll go over top of it. We'll go directly toward the danger. What you got to understand is they're on a side by side or a four by four, a golf cart, the fancy golf cart. And he's talking on the camera and then all of a sudden there's a loud noise. But we never saw the front of the, what was out the windshield in the first place. So that tree could have been there the entire,

probably was there the entire time. They just pretended a loud noise. Yeah. And now rather, since the tree was thrown at them from the forward direction, rather than go backwards, back to safety, they're gonna go forward toward whatever just threw something at them. Makes sense.

Go on. And if a four by four can, if a golf card can go over it, They're gonna go forward toward whatever just threw something at them. Makes sense. And if a 4x4, if a golf cart can go over it, is it really that dangerous in the first place? Probably not. Buck to Huck. Huck to Buck. Huck the buck. I'm past the graveyard about 200 yards. The speaker's threw a little on top of the side and hit me. Bill, you're up next. Start blowing your whistle. Bill, you're up next.

Start blowing your whistle and attract him directly to you so I can get away. You're alright. Keep your eyes open. I'm coming as quick as I can, man. I'll be up there as quick as I can. Copy that, buck. Copy, copy. Copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy,

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I'm going to blow on this whistle and get him coming right up the canyon. Here's my train whistle. That is a train whistle. It's a child's train whistle. Bill, I'm still looking looking i don't see anything yet give me another whistle bill i got something it's big i got moving down over the hill talk to me what direction it's not 1090s john popper here it comes

It's not 10-9 is John Popper here it comes Straight over the hill for me bill. All right boys closing in he's about 30 40, jump in your hole now. Get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there,

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He went into... You're not watching this, but he dug a hole and put a piece of like a wood door on top with a bunch of leaves and foliage. So when he covered it, it just looked like the ground. And he says, quick, get in here. But the cameraman didn't get in there and he just closed the door. So I guess now the cameraman's fucked. These guys aren't very considerate, are they?

I got something in the tree right there. It's a bird. It's a yellow-breasted cardinal. You know how rare those are? There's something over here. Now he's going. I'm going. Huckleberry. I'm going to the safe hole.

Huckleberry. I'm making a bunch of noise so he can follow me. Jeff had to go to plan B. He's got something on him. Jeff had to go to plan B. He forgot to pull out. I gotta go to the pharmacy real quick. Get him some medicine. Here's something coming. It's a little ways out, but it's coming this way.

Junk to buck, buck to junk. Start shooting indiscriminately quick. indiscriminately quick. He's too close, he's coming right in on us. We gotta get in that hole, we gotta get in the hole. Too close. I mean, he's got a gun. Yeah, he's got a, you have a gun, number one. Number two, how did you make all these elaborate holes

in the ground? When did you have time to do that? make all these elaborate holes in the ground. When did you have time to do that? Huck, we got a bigfoot about 50 yards out from my hole. I don't know what bigfoot it is, but he's damn close. Just hold tight, Huck. I'm coming. Hold tight, honey.

I'm on my way. He said, hun. Did he say, hun or Huck? Either way, it's funny. That way. I'm coming that way. I guess the cameraman's in there with him now. Yeah, I guess the cameraman's in there, which means that hole is really big.

He's got a knife in his hands, by the way. He's now in the mud, three feet in the mud, and he's got a trap door on top of him with leaves and foliage, and he's holding one of the biggest hunting knives I've ever seen in my entire life. I imagine what happens next is he starts stabbing upwards at whatever's coming. Quick do a whacking off like motion and kill whatever's on top of you. Jeff Wild Bill and Huckleberry's all already in their blinds. Huckleberry has something right on top of him. I gotta go get the camera. The cameraman's right in between his legs. The camera.

Now they're showing the three different holes or the three other. So we've got Huck running up the mountain with his four by. That's not going very fast because God love him. Huck is a big boy. And then you've got three separate individuals that are now in holes with trap doors on top of them all have some kind of weapon in their hands, a knife, a shotgun, which how you're going to shoot that in that hole. I have no idea. But and it looks like, I don't know, a pipe bomb. I'm not even sure what that is.

Guys, I gotta get over there now. The top of the door is now shaking. Mud is falling into the pit. Uh, Huckleberry is just doing his best to keep his composure. Start stabbing upwards. That's what I'd do. He done lifted Madora. Is that running? That's a slow walk. We have to make back up. Hurry up. Get down here. Come on, boss. Uncle Barry, I'm on my way. I'm coming as quick as I can, man. I'll be up there as quick as I can.

We got a big foot on our ass! Whistle. That's the slowest big foot I have ever seen. He's not even traveling at a mile per hour. No. That poor old man, he's trying his best to make it look scary,. He's not even traveling at a mile per hour. That poor old man, he's trying his best to make it look scary, but it's not. If Bigfoot is moving slower than that,

then I am officially not afraid of Bigfoot. I'm on my way to get you. I'm on my way to get you. Double time. I'm getting out of here. Huckleberry just got attacked. I'm on my way to get you. Drop a pin and share your location. Do you have the Find My app? It's real easy. Let me walk you through it. Make sure you update your iPhone 17.

Get up on that side beside. Connect to the local internet. Got me and Jeff bro. We need to get up there and give Huckleberry some. Search for Find My. Back up. Get in, get in. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Search for fine, man. Go, go, go! Staying on the buck! Jeff, stay on the buck.

I'm on my way, I'm on my way, we're coming to get you. Alright. Alright, I got the cameraman in my dick. He's right in his dick. Be careful, I'm liable to pee on you. This whole team's in trouble, we need to get up there now. There's Jeff, there's Jeff. Come on Jeff, come on brother, come on. Come on Jeff, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in.

Let's go, let's go, let's go. Stand on the stand, stand on the stand. Get out of here, get out of here. Jeff, what happened? Was you whistling or something? No. How many of them was there? I'd say there was two, at least.

You gotta get down off here. I said it was two, at least! You gotta get down off here. Two, maybe thirty, I'm not sure, because they are not real. We gotta go right now. I'll watch your back, go. Huckleberry just hollered. I need to get off the top of this trap and go give him some backup. He's more important than this hunt.

Holy ****! Did you hear that? He's squawking right there! Go, go, go! Go! Go! Go! more important than this, hon. I got a camera. Holy shit. Ah. Ah. Did you hear that? There's a squall right there. Go, go, go, go, go.

You gotta go, bro. The squall monster. The squall monster. Go, go, go. You gotta go. I know for eight seasons we've been trying to get images of an actual monster, but you should go now because there is no monster to get images of. Oh, he's ziplining.

Whoa. Well, that was an interesting way of getting down from the tree house. It's all we can do. There was a ladder too. Yeah, by the way, the cameraman went down the ladder. He got a harness on and decided to zip line down. Like six feet. Yes, it took him much longer to zip line than it took the guy to climb down.

This way. Oh, I'm falling. There he is, there he is, there he is. Get in there. Come back. What's going on? What'suckleberry! What's going on? What's going on? Oh nothing, just attacked by a

10 foot 385 pound big foot and my knee's bad and I got a bad back and I forgot my medicine and my angina is acting up but besides that everything's fine! Not attacked, keep an eye out he's still here somewhere. We just pulled up to Huckleberry He was as the size of a coffee cup He's an eye out, he's still here somewhere. We just pulled up to Huckleberry. He was eyes the size of a coffee cup.

He's skilled as stiff, he's taking in these boots. The damn thing wrenched down and picked the damn lid up and pulled it up. No way. But it was right there and all I could think of was let out a war hoop. I don't know if it startled a... A war hoop. War! Ha! Good God, y'all! What are we fighting for? Absolutely nothing!

That's the only war hoop I can think of! I stumbled it or whatever, but it backed off a little bit. And that's when I put my ass in the wind and got the hell out of there. He did the right thing, that's for sure. I don't know what went wrong. That's when I gave him the five o'clock Savage. I bent over and blasted him with a mighty wind. He ran down the hill. I knew that red bowling tacos would come in handy. Come on guys come give me. I mean how many people can fit in a golf cart? Yeah that's a lot of people fitting in a golf cart. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, Wait, what are you guys running from? Because you were running to save the other guy and now you're running to get away from something?

Yeah, something's happening. Yeah, this is alright. You alright? Yeah, I'm alright. You alright? Yeah, I'm alright. You alright? Yeah, I'm alright. You alright?

Yeah, I'm alright. You alright? Yeah, I'm alright. You alright? Yeah, I'm alright. You alright? Yeah, I'm alright. You alright?

Yeah, I'm alright. You alright? Yeah, I'm alright. You alright? Yeah, I'm alright. You alright? Yeah, I'm alright. You alright squalled on me. He's squalled? He's squalled. When Huckleberry yelled for help, Willie decided it's time to bail on the trap. He sent the cameraman down first,

and when he was getting ready to come down, he heard a squall right by the trap. So he had to get down there with the cameraman because he was on the ground with the squalling savage. I thought I... Squalling savage. Ha ha ha. Ya da da da, ya da da da dee da da dee dooo

Let's tell jokes me and you and wrap this episode up Everything was coming together perfect Then you don't even whistle and it shows something shows up with you and you don't whistle and something's on you When I move I don't understand that It didn't make a sound only what I could hear walking But when that thing yanked that lid up I did get a quick view of it

And it wasn't, and it wasn't black and it wasn't reddish brown. It was a light collar. I can tell you that. What? Light? It was a light collar. We know that's not the Squall and Savage, and we know that's not the Midnight Whistler.

We know they protect their ground. They're very territorial. I mean, when I let out that yell, it backed away. The war holler? Yeah. Whoa! What you're saying, huh? Because there's a complete different Bigfoot in here.

Oh, there it is. Yeah. Oh, there you go. There it is. We ended... We got it. We got all five. That was good.

All right. I like that. I like the compilation videos because we get a lot of mountain monsters in a short amount of time All right. Well, you know stay safe out there. It's a dangerous out in the middle of the woods. So don't go there Yeah, that's all I gotta say and be prepared. I Say it next time you're camping dig three or four five to seven foot deep holes and get some old doors and put some foliage on them in case you run into a squalor or a whistler or a diddler or

whatever it is out there you want to make sure you've got the proper resources to take care of yourself thank God we have the mountain monsters to show us the way They're a cost. I don't care. I don't do the bug. Bug. Bug. Bug. Bug. Bug.

Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. So much fun. So much fun. All right. You know, we'll get back to it someday. We'll get back to the mountain monsters someday. But I, I, I felt it like it had been too long and I saw a video came up on my YouTube and I was like, Oh yeah, we got to do the mountain monsters. Plus a lot of our comments on the various platforms say that their favorites are the mountain monsters. So there you go. From me to you, a gift. Holla, holla back at you, boy. All right. TCBpodcast.com. That's where you go. You find all the information about Chrissy and I,

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