The Commercial Break - Mr. Slobberpuss Finds Love

Episode Date: September 15, 2023

Well, ladies & gents, now we know why this man has never had a girlfriend... Bryan & Krissy finish off the week with the rest of the Love Me documentary. Execs taking private jets to work A helicopter glasses saga We’ve reviewed the same video twice…oops Wayne Dyer Just stay in the port-a-potty! Love Me She’s in America Hoedown throwdown Travel kills prejudice More belt buckles, more luck Loan sharks in Odesa Sir, this is what we call a scam Whole mouth kissing Mr. Slobberpuss The shock value of this is unprecedented 68 bud lights and a pregnancy! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**  

I wanna be where the sugar daddy's are I wanna see, wanna see them spending spending their money on What's that word again? MEEEEEEE On this episode of the commercial break Don't know the best part about this is gonna be all the kissing.

Ah! He's like going in and going in and going in and going in. Easy, eating her face. Yes. When you say French kiss, you're supposed to join tongues, not chins. That's gross. He goes in like left, right? Back again, back again. I love the tate deer chin!

The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, you're Kassadin kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the director of all things wonderful, Chris, enjoy, hold it. Best of you, Chris! Best of you, Brian! And best of you out there in the podcast universe. There's like a backlash going on online about the Boeing CEOs taking or the executives instead of relocating to a different relocating to the place where their office is.

They're taking private jets to work. Did you read about this? No, I wasn't. OK. So obviously during the pandemic, everybody scattered and went home. This is a big issue that I don't think a lot of people are talking about, but I think we need to understand a little bit better. Because of course, I am a city planner by night.

And so, you know, I need to take all these things into consideration by moonlight. Yes, I'm a city planner by moonlight. City planning all the cities that have already been planned. Replanning them and hoping someday someone will pay attention to me. But this is a big deal because everyone went home. That's what happened, right? Because of course, we all felt at the time that it was very unsafe to be in a working environment and probably was, because we didn't know what we were dealing with.

And we had the information we had at the time and everybody was doing the best they know to do. You know the old people. And I don't disagree I think that you know we know now what we know and maybe we wouldn't have done things the same But here we are so all of the Boeing people they also go home mainly the executives of people working the office They'll go work from home of course the planes are probably still being built in the factories because I got to deliver them But what happened is that the executives also went back home or found new homes, Aspen or San Francisco

or I'm just naming Palm Beach, the Hamptons or Palm Beach in the Hamptons. And then also Naples, we're throwing in Naples, Naples, Palm Beach, the Hamptons. Aspen. Aspen. Throw in Aspen, why not? All the places where I know rich people live.

So now that everyone is being required to come back to work, the executives over at Boeing said, well, I don't like that idea, because I don't wanna relocate back to where the factories are, the offices are, so I'm gonna take a private jet into work. Now everybody's blowing up about this. They're all saying, you know, I understand the part about, you know,

fuel and carbon emissions and all that other stuff. But isn't that like one of the few perks you get from being an executive over at Boeing? We're at the place that makes the plans. Yes, I mean, I'm sure it's one of the many perks you get, actually, but isn't that, I get this part of it. If you work at Tesla, you're driving a Tesla.

Exactly, Porsche, I know, is located here in Atlanta and make those workers drive forces. Let me tell you something. The Mercedes-Benz Corporation relocated their United States headquarters to Atlanta, Georgia, just north of here called, place called Sandy Springs. It's a beautiful new campus they have. And then up behind the campus popped up multi-million dollar townhouses where there had never been anything before. Oh yeah. Because they're all the executives now live in this within walking distance. There are so many Mercedes-Benz vehicles

on the streets of Atlanta. I dare you to find another place on earth, maybe with the exception of Germany, where there are more Mercedes-Benz vehicles than Atlanta, Georgia. And the reason is, they take the, that's part of working there. They get a lease on a brand new car,

they drive it to 15,000 miles, they turn it into the local dealerships so they can sell them as certified used cars. It's one of the perks of working there. So one of the perks of working at Boeing is that you get to take a new Boeing out for a drive to and fro your Aspen Colorado house where no business is done and Aspen color. I mean, there's no executives living it.

Yeah, there's no executive building. I mean, I mean, this is like per week, not every day, like two and from the office every day. Well, let me investigate a little further right here on the show since I didn't do this homework. Previous. The top dogs of Boeing are living the high life, refusing to relocate their residents despite the aerospace giant push for staffers to return to the office. Instead, commuting via private jet to the company's headquarters, headquarters, according

to a report. David Calhoun took over as Boeing CEO just before the pandemic in January 2022. Let me close out the annoying banner ad that comes up like most of the US workforce. He worked at home for the time between his two Obeds, one that is a sprawling waterfront estate in New Hampshire's Lake Sunnope, Lake Sunnope. We got to add Lake Sunnope to this. Okay. West Palm, the Hampton Lake Sunnope. And others that located and the other that is located in a gated resort community in Buffalo, South Carolina. Buffalo, South Carolina, we got to add Buffalo, South Carolina. Buffalo, Sunnope, West Palm, and the Hamptons.

Flight records reviewed by the journal showed that Calhoun has taken more than 400 trips using his Boeing's private fleet of jets. However, not all the trips have taken him to Arlington, Virginia where Bowie moved its corporate headquarters from Chicago last May. Records show that Calhoun used the private jet to jet around the U.S., making stops in California, Texas, and multiple places on the Florida coast, West Palm, and Naples. Of course. Yes.

Other flights include Berlin, Dublin, Turks and K close, Turks and K close. What are you doing? I'm talking business. Just talking business. Yeah. Listen, I think this is part of working at Boeing. Like, I think it's just part of the parks of being the CEO of Boeing is that you get access

to a jet, which by the way, you make as a company. Like, this is no, I mean, I get the kind of the frustration. We all would like to take a private jet to work. Chrissy would love to take a private jet to work. She's way striving. Would you take a helicopter to work? Yeah. You would?

You would get in a helicopter? Uh-huh. Did I tell you the story about the helicopter at the eye clinic place? No. Did I tell this story? No. The eye clinic. Okay, let me share this. Did I tell this story? No. The eye clinic.

Okay, let me share this. So Chrissy hates driving so much. I think if I gave her access, if we gave her access to a helicopter, she would literally use it every day. That'd be amazing. Yes, she would use it every day. And this is in the kind of city

where you see helicopter flying, showtelling people from place to place. I'm sure it happens, but I don't think it, it's not like New York, where you can literally call a helicopter like an Uber because almost every building in New York has a helipad on top of it. So there are a lot of people that will cross the river to go home in a helicopter. I just need to make your backyard into a helipad now. My backyard is big enough to make into a helipad. Or soon we're going to be cementing in

that pool. So to put the children underneath it. Right for a bunker. Yeah, for a bunker. Or just because I don't want to deal with the pool anymore. Yeah. That's a different story for a different day. Yeah. So let me share this story about how I think there are, let me share the story. I go, we're going to go on this big trip to Spain to visit our relatives this last summer. And I am getting headaches in my eyes because it's been two years since I've had an eye checkup and I should get one every year because my eyesight is so fucking bad. I literally wore glasses with tape over them for six years and then before that no glasses when I was supposed to be wearing them all the time. So I've ruined my eyesight for life.

So I have to get these new glasses every year. I have to get new prescription, new lenses every year. So I go probably a week and a half ahead of time, thinking that's plenty of time to order new glasses, get them back to the eye place. I go and they say it's gonna be, when do you leave? I leave next Thursday, plenty of time will get them in.

So. Yeah, you think it takes about a week? Yeah, of time we'll get them in. So. Yeah, you guys take about a week. Yeah. So a week rolls by. That would have been Friday, I think. Friday I call. Well, they're not here yet, but they're gonna be here. We put them on rush.

Monday, no phone call. Tuesday, I'm getting a little nervous, and I say, hey, listen, you know, I'm just a little nervous about this. And she says, don't worry, I just talked to the people and they're sending them today. You'll have them tomorrow morning. That's Wednesday.

We're leaving on Thursday in the evening. Wednesday goes by. There was a problem when they went to go make the glasses. They inadvertently made the wrong prescription. So now they have to start over from scratch. We think they'll be here tomorrow. That's Thursday. The day you're leaving.

The day they're on leaving. So I said, okay, great. She goes, call me back at 10 in the morning. I think it's going to be here. So 10 o, okay, great. She goes, call me back at 10 in the morning. I think it's gonna be here. So 10 o'clock in the morning rolls around, and I just happen to have to be driving over by the clinic so it's like 10.30, so I stop in. The girls not there, it's her day off.

Go figure. Of course. But there's another gentleman that's there and he goes, sit down, I'll help you figure this out. He calls the place and they say, yes, the glasses are ready, but we have missed the courier for the day, so we'll have them there tomorrow. Well, that does me absolutely no fucking good

because I'm gonna be on a plane. Yeah, and out of the country, they can't even ship them to you in the country. That's right. This eye place is like so close to my house, right? It's basically in a residential neighborhood. It's just like a little retail strip center. It's like a little, it's been there forever.

So the guy says, listen Brian, I've been working here for 25 years. I'm going to help you figure this shit out. We're going to get you your glasses today. And I'm like, oh, how are we going to do that? Where are they located? Well, they're going to take to get you in the new pair of glasses.

They're in Bumpapee, Georgia. And I'm like, what the fuck is Bumpa P, Georgia? Oh, you know, it's like 60 miles past Loganville. Well, Loganville is 300 miles past where I live. Yeah, I'm a bar. I don't have time to go to Bumpa P, Georgia. I gotta pick up the kids from all their various activities. I'm still probably not even packed.

I got two hours before the flight, I'm not even packed. This is not gonna work out. How are you gonna get me to Bumpa P, Georgia, and back? How are not gonna work out. How are you gonna get me to Bupa B Georgia and Mac? How are we gonna do that? How are you gonna get these glasses here? Liz, do you know that we have a helicopter pad out back in the CEO, the owner of this eye glass place takes the copter into work on almost a daily basis,

and I'm like, the fuck you talking about, Willis? What do you mean? A helicopter lands in this residential neighborhood. The E.L. after my heart. Yeah, he's a CEO after my heart, but I've never seen a helicopter coming or going anytime. I've never seen a helicopter on top of this building. I drive by it every day.

What are you talking about? I ain't shitting you. Come on, Brian, I'll show you. And I'm like, what? I'm getting the inside look. I'm on the inside. Here I am. And I glass a, a fish and I'm like what I'm getting the inside look I'm on the inside here I am an eyeglass uh officianado I'm I'm on the breaking the fourth wall of the eyeglass place this is amazing I'm important people know me so he takes me in through the offices and through

the back and up the thing and then he opens the swings open the door and there are stare there is a car port and there are stairs to the top of the car port. And he walks up, he unlocks the gate, he walks up to the top and wouldn't you fucking know it, I'm standing on a helipad. Really? That's what I'm saying. No helicopter, but I'm standing on a helipad.

And I'm like, this is unbelievable. I never fucking knew this. I live right here. How did I not hear this? How did I not hear a copter before, right? It's so close to my house, I would have thought I would have heard it. Yeah, it comes in here almost every day. He's not here today, but let me give him a call.

So he calls the guy and the guy says, well, listen, I'm not gonna be there anytime soon, but I probably could get there at four o'clock and I could fly the helicopter to get the glasses and then I could bring them back. But it's crazy. It's insane and I'm like, I don't want anybody going on in my way.

That's like a $10,000 pair of glasses because now you got to fill the thing with fuel, you got to maintenance or whatever the fuck you do, a pilot, well no, he's the pilot. He owns the copter, he lands it in his backyard. That makes even more sense. And I'm like, holy shit, there's a whole world of eye doctors making too much money.

I didn't know this. Since my eyes are so bad, I should have gone into this field. It's a matter of fact, when this dumb commercial break ends, I think I'm gonna be an eye doctor. That's what I'm gonna do with my eye clinic owner. Is it an optometrist or an ophthalmologist? I don't know, Chrissy, I never know the difference. I know, I always forget.

I think it's an optometrist. And then I find out and then I forget. I think in optomolid, I know, every time they tell me, I think an optomologist is the one who does like the regular testing, they just help you get new glasses, right, they do those kind of things. I think you need less education for that. I think an eye doctor.

Is the optometrist? No, the optometrist is the one that does the glasses. No, okay, the optometrist. The optometrist. The optometrist, I think, is the actual doctor, doctor. Like, you need to know what's going on. We think, we don't care. Who do you think we could give a shit less? We're just telling a story. One story we'll never tell again, no one cares. Or we

might tell repeatedly and just forget that we told it. Just like clipper kit, which one is switched? I already forgot. I've already forgotten. I heard what were we just talking about. Chrissy, I'm going through theseissy, I'm going through these damn episodes because we switched hosting platforms. I'm going through the episodes, and I go back to episode whatever it is, two, or two, or something like that. And I'm just playing with the ads,

like making sure that the ads are in the right places and stuff like that. And I'm listening and I'm like, wow, that clip sounds a lot like a clip we just did recently. And I realized that we have reviewed the same video at least twice on one occasion, not remembering that we hadn't reviewed it. What?

Which video was it? I don't even want to say, because then people are gonna hit up. Yeah. Why don't we've had to re-record the song. The girl who can orgasm herself? Yeah, well, we know, but we you said it sounded bad the old one sounded so bad we let it we put it on the RHS feed.

It sounded so bad we actually did it and re released it. Oh my god. Oh my god. What a bunch of dumb dumb we are. We should probably take note of something. There's somebody in the organization who should remember this stuff for us. Yes. We need a chat GPT search function.

Have we ever? Yes. Yes. Oh my God. This is why my friends, the commercial break, will be evolving and growing over the next couple of months. So this guy, so he's not there, he can't do it. It's going to be too late by the time.

And then I'm just like, no, don't, no. Because it's, God, you're like pushing up against living to go out the country too. I am. So, you know what I did? I hired a new bird driver to pick them up and deliver them here.

You can't do that. You can do that, yeah. But you don't know how difficult it was to find a Uber driver willing to go from BunaPee, or you know, Sunipee, or whatever the fuck they call it. Yeah. BumperPee, Georgia, all the way down to where I live. a Uber driver willing to go from Buna P or you know, Sunapee or whatever the fuck they call it, Bumppa P, Georgia, all the way down to where I live and do it in a timely manner, wasn't possible.

I had at least four Uber drivers accept the job before they canceled the job and they wouldn't even respond to me. At first it was like, I was like, I'm picking up a pair of glasses, dot, dot, dot, and then someone would be like, okay, that's good. Where are you? Let me check the address and then I wouldn't, and then they just canceled pair of glasses, dot it on, someone would be like, okay, that's good. Where are you? Let me check the address, and then I wouldn't,

and then they just canceled it. But finally, someone did, and I gave them a nice tip for doing it because it was a really awfully, awfully nice thing. And I know it's technically their job, but I just felt so gracious. Now, as the perfect kind of passenger though. Yeah, pair of glasses.

I want more jazz for a nice tip. No, no, no, no one throwing up making weird noises, talking, not talking, spilling things. Master baiting in the back of your ear. Yeah, whatever. Sure, a lot of people have seen it all. Oh my god. Glasses, I wouldn't be gladly. That's the only kind of Uber driver I would do. Dogs and glasses, not even cats, I'm allergic to them. So dogs, turtles, reptiles that don't bite and glasses.

Those are the kind of things I would pick up for you. Not even groceries, because groceries is a pain in the ass. We order those groceries from that damn Walmart, and I swear to God every time there is a bag of groceries missing every time. It's not that someone took them. It's that they didn't get them in the first place. Yeah.

And then the claim that it was all delivered. It's not that someone took them. It's that they didn't get them in the first place. Yeah. And then the claim that it was all delivered. It wasn't all delivered. And you know, it's important stuff like my Snickers ice cream bar. Let's get it together. The best would've made an emergency order last night for Snickers ice cream bar because I had a hand cream. So now every time I drive by this eyeglasses place, I'm looking for the helicopter coming

going or sitting on top of it. Of course, now, yeah, you want to catch it, see it. The thing is, is that the facade of the building is so close to the street that as you're driving by, you really couldn't see even if the copter was on top of it, you have to turn down another street to see it. So now I turn down that other street frequently. I'm getting it right here, doing that. I go out of my way to see if the copter is there, and I've actually caught it a few times going there, and one time caught it lifting off.

And it's one of these like Magnum PI glass ones, like just two people can fit in it with open doors. I would have, and the guy was like, the sales guy who was so great, I mean, just helping me out with all of this and even volunteering, but he said that this guy, the owner of the business, not only has he done this a number of times before for customers,

but he has taken the customers with him. And I saw that thing lifting off one day and I was like, the fuck I would, the fuck I would. There's an old saying that my former uncle in law used to tell me, he was a pilot and he had planes and he would fly all over the place. And he said, there's no such thing as an old helicopter. Because they don't exist. Oh, wow.

And helicopters are, they're tricky pieces of machinery. I'm sure they are. I've written in one a couple of times. Have you? Yeah, they were mostly those things where you go and you visit like, you know. The canyon or whatever. Yes, and can go on. A sightseeing thing.

A sightseeing thing. I don't know. I have never been in a helicopter. I mean, I've sat in a helicopter. I've nevereing thing. Yes. I don't know. I have never been in a helicopter. I mean, I've sat in a helicopter. I've never lifted up in a helicopter. It was fun, I'm never as loud. Oh, yeah, those things are really loud. But, and I've seen them up close,

and I've seen them land. You know, you know, remember that guy, Dr. Wayne Dyer? Yeah, I know you know, I was thinking of the same story. Yeah, it told me. It was crazy. So Wayne Dyer, who you do your own research

and come to your own conclusions, but Wayne Dyer is a gentleman who's written, he's an author motivational speaker. He passed away a couple of years ago. I loved him. He is, in my opinion, he's just one of the best, right? It's plain, simple spoken. He's hokey-pokey, but not too hokey-pokey.

Yeah. And he's, he just had a good, motivational, he just had a wonderful way about him. He'll look, yeah. Outlook on life. You know, he said, when you change the way you look at things, the things you look at start to change. And I really have, I really like that saying,

because I can say it and I sound non-pretentious, spiritual and smart at the same time. However, I've never actually done it, but I feel like I could someday do it, so I keep saying it. Okay. So he's gonna come, he's been sick for a while, he's gonna come to Atlanta and he's gonna get you guys went to this.

Raphael and I went to this thing and it was actually at a non-denominational like unity church, right? No religion, no nothing, they just go in the... Harikrishna, Harikrishna. I don't know what that is. A unify? Yeah. Well, I've been there a couple times, it's a little less, it's just there's just no dog

I'm associated with it. It's the universe and God and she and he and whatever. I get it. So we go to this place, it's packed. The hundreds and hundreds of people, maybe a thousand people, right? Popular. Sold out the whole nine yards.

So we go and we watch him speak. And while he's speaking, he's a little bit late and he shows up and he says, it was amazing. I literally manifested a ride here because I was staying downtown and it was up north in a place called Woodstock, many miles away from downtown. The thing started at seven. So of course, he was going to hit traffic if he tried to drive up there. Everyone's trying to get to Woodstock at 6.30 a night.

And he says, you know, we were running a little bit late. Plain came in late. We didn't know we were gonna do. I was sure that we were going to have to postpone at least by a couple of hours this event because of the traffic, blah, blah, blah, until one of the wonderful people here called up and said, I've got a helicopter, I can give you a ride. So that's what he did.

He took a helicopter and he got a ride and he showed up just a couple minutes late. So the thing is over, some people are a go and talk to him, but he's kind of shuffling out of there really quickly. As I imagine, you would, if you're like a world renowned sought spiritual guru, you don't wanna sit around. Yeah. That's the thing about being a world renowned spiritual guru,

is that everyone wants the vampire suck your energy. Right. And tell you about how shitty their life is. What do I do? Read my book, that's what you do. Listen to, did you record what I just said because you could just play that back And I would appreciate not saying it all over again. I can imagine right? Oh God Because there's a spectrum of people on that spectrum. Yes, there's a spectrum of yeah The woohoo spectrum is large like the all-touch, right? You can just be a little weird in social situations or you can be completely gone.

Like, just not even look at anybody. And trust me, I'm not making fun of autism. I'm just sharing that on the woo-woo spectrum, there is also a very large spectrum of people from, you know, some that are relatively grounded. Yes. Like I like to think myself. Yeah, and then all the way up. All the way up to, you know, I don't wear shoes

because it kills the earth. I don't know, you know what I'm saying? Like just weird shit, but just totally out there. I don't use electricity, I just use the energy from my hair. You only eat grass, but grass. Grass-fed grass, the whole idea. But along with that, like any organized spiritual movement,

or unorganized spiritual movement, as we can say, it's a place for people who are a little bit broken to come and feel like they're getting healed. I appreciate that. I can love on that. I appreciate it. It's like a party in the woods. There are some people you want to hang with. There are some people you wanna say hi to, and there are some people you wanna pretend never showed up at all.

They're doing great work in the port of body. They should stay there. You should just stay in the port of body. It's the best place to hear the music. The acoustics in there are amazing. It's like the very first music midtown. Did I went to it? It was so big and they had thousands and thousands of porta-botties lined up on one street.

Thousands and thousands. And I was so fucked up. I was so twisted. I spent a good hour in one of those porta-botties trying to get my head right. I did. I was just too messed up to go outside. And people kept, hey, bro, you okay in there? Yes, no. Maybe.

Is there a helicopter that can take me out of here? So we get done with this. He's running off. Dr. Wayne Dyer's running off and we go to, to go to the car. And we are parked in a field because that's the only parking space that we found. You know, the people are lining up in the field. Also's the only parking space that we found. The people were lining up in the field. Also, it's Woodstock.

Also, yes, also it's Woodstock. There's lots of fields up there. Not so many anymore, but they're still there. And what's parked right in front of us? Dr. Wayne Dyer's helicopter is parked right in front of us. So we just happen to be walking out and he just happens to be going to the helicopter. I'm going your way.

Yeah, I wish. I wish. So we had a brief exchange. You did. That included, could you please back your car out so I can get my helicopter. And it was lovely. It was lovely. It was touching. He was like he was looking right at you and just, you know, I started to kind of bumble out some problems I was having in life and then I stopped myself and like, no, Brian, not the moment. No. He's about to get out of helicopter. If you had a helicopter, would you want to talk to you?

No. You barely want to talk to you anyway. I remember you calling me the next day and telling me about this. Yeah, it was really cool. It was impactful. Yeah, I had a, yeah, because then I took a video of the helicopter lifting off with my iPhone 2. I took a video of the helicopter lifting off with my iPhone 2. I took a video of the helicopter lifting off shared it on Facebook. I remember it was like,

what is that? Because it's just like my shaky hand and a dark pitch black. There's just one helicopter light going like this all over the place. There goes Wayne Dyer. Guy died two months later. After he talked to Brian. I sucked all the energy out of him. He was like, oh, why? Why Brian? Why that guy? He probably never forgot about it. Oh, you mean the guy with the Honda that had no left side? That guy, yeah, I remember him. It's two of us. I think at the same time had huge scrapes.

That's a car. Well, we're going to clear channel going to say clients. Bull. I look like the kind of. I would park my car on the left side of the road. So no one would see the left side of the car. Oh yeah. I can hear it the way. Oh yeah. I remember that guy. Every word he spoke was like a leech on my neck. It wouldn't leave. I felt my energy. The guy with one head like, yeah.

Let it go. Let it go. It's nice. It was awful. It was terrible. I was awful. I was awful. I literally got into a car accident where half of my hood

came off My light bulb was like hanging by a thread. It was like a broken eyeball. Like one of those stringy eyeballs But you get a Halloween time to scare the kids. Yeah Yeah, I just duct taped it back Well shit, I got a $4,000 check. I took that check so quickly. I didn't even pretend to fight the insurance company. I told the guy I had a sore shoulder and he instantaneously was like $4,000.

I was like, yeah. So, say it on this recording. Yeah. I remember calling an attorney before I actually cast the check and they were like, well, it's too late now. You already agreed. What do you want me to do? But I really wasn't hurt.

I did have a short, sore shoulder and they paid me for a couple days off work and they paid me for the damage to my car, which was fully paid. So I just decided, well, fuck that. I'm just going to spend the money. I have six months behind on rent. I should probably pay them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which is what happened.

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No. But we've been documenting a documentary theater. Russian mail order bride. They played that on iMacs or what's going on over there? Ruttnail on iMacs Russian mail order bride see the fake ditties in full wide screen action. That guy that takes a shirt off. The guy that takes a shirt off watch Tom and his hairy grey nipples in 3D. Oh my God. Watch your crain and how exactly depressing

it's portrayed in this movie. It really is, darkly lit and it's weird. I'm sure there are happy places to be craved. I mean, maybe not right now, but at some point. Right. Back when this was filmed. Yes. So we've been reviewing this movie, this television show,

about Russian male order brides. And the reason why we've been doing this, because we're talking about 90 day fiancee all over the last couple of weeks on the show. How Brian got me addicted. And how Chris is about to divorce Jeff, because of 90 day fiancee. And I've been sharing that this is,

there's nothing new under the sun here. The name, mail order bride comes from catalogs that some of these companies before the internet would send out with pictures of mainly Eastern European, like Russian women, Ukrainian women, whatever, Moldovian women, they would put them into a catalog and then you could pay for it, that catalog would come back and then you would pay for it. That catalog would come back,

and then you would correspond with someone based on the information inside of the catalog. Well, the updated version of that is you go online, you scroll through hundreds or thousands of pictures of these women in beauty, by the way, in lingerie and tiny bikinis, all of them too young to be appropriate, in my opinion. Beautiful. Beautiful.

Beautiful. Yeah, like beautiful. Attracting what tends to be middle-aged American men who are a bit out of luck when it comes to love, they're either divorced, divorced multiple times, or never really had a great chance at having love like one guy that's in the documentary, who's a cow farmer.

Yeah, he had never had a girlfriend. Never. He's a cow farmer in Wisconsin, he had never had a girlfriend. Never. He's a cow farmer in Wisconsin or Michigan, one of those two places, and he lives in the middle of nowhere. I think the lady, they did like a, I don't know what you call it, like a side shot where there was the local bar in town. Oh, God. And the bartender said there are maybe five single women in the entire county.

Yeah, in the county. And, and that's just, you don't have a great, there's no way to meet women, right? Now you have like, you know, farmergirl.com or whatever they, whatever silly website it is. Right. There is a site, I think, for farmers. Yeah, datefarmor.com or farmerdate.com

or something like that. And apparently it's pretty popular. Yeah. That's what I heard, with farmers. So, or women looking for farmers, I get. So now that version is an updated online version, but the wrench that's being thrown in here, the thing that's being highlighted, is this website that was around back eight, ten years ago, is called a foreign affair.

That website would allow you to connect with a woman only if you used their email server and when you use their email server, they charged you for every word that you wrote to be translated back to the women and then the women translated back. Regardless of whether or not they spoke English or not, you couldn't even have their phone number. You couldn't get an actual private email address for them because everything had to go through the service unless you were going on one of their physical trips to go visit these women

across uh... the plane to the to the Ukraine in this case in the Ukraine and that trip cost tens of thousands of dollars twelve thousand dollars i think is what one gentleman said so they're making money every which way to sunday is this uh... morally corrupt or is this just a business, is this just like an entrepreneurial guy trying to make a buck, off of men that would otherwise be looking for these women anyway,

but just having much more trouble doing it? I don't know. That's, I guess, up for you to decide. I think both. I really do. I think both. I think he's providing a service and I think he's taking advantage of people

while he's providing that service. So we've now been reviewing, we've reviewed two thirds of this movie already or this television documentary, and we would like to show you the last of it because we're in it now. What do we do? We have back out now. So many of you have complained over the years that what we used to do was play a part of a video and then ditch the video, but now we promise we're going to see this one through, at least this one. We we're gonna see this one through. I don't know that we'll ever do it again, we learned our lesson. But we're in it now, so here we are, take a listen. Let's go back to love me,

the documentary about Russian mail order prize. I was trolling on the internet. As you do. Do like to do. And if I can recall, the men are back home from their big trip to the ukraine and they have it's like three months later some of them are still in love with the women that they met over in the ukraine some of them are still looking for love and uh... you be the judge you back and listen to the other two episodes if you want to if you want to catch up but that's riven and that's the at the school

it's almost as good as mystery science, theater 3000. It's the worst thing to do. Everything's bigger. Bigger. Big trucks, bigger houses, big supermarkets. Big gloves. Oh, okay. So this is Ena.

Yeah. Everything's bigger. Bigger. Big trucks, bigger houses, big supermarkets. Big glass. Oh, okay, so this is Ena. The woman that one of these guys met on the trip. She's now back in America in Texas, and the producer is asking her, how do you like America, bigger trucks, bigger houses, bigger everything goes. You think it's a 90 day thing?

Yeah, either she's visiting on a tourist visa and they're just getting to know each other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. my family and showing her a little bit of the town where I'm he proposed he proposed her and she said yes yeah and now they're gonna introduce the family that sounds exciting good for these two they're in love and just like 90 day fiance everything's gonna work out great getting her to actually see and experience some of the things I've been

telling her about and what exactly I've been telling her about. And what exactly have you been telling her about the middle of nowhere, Texas? And the gas stations don't have credit card swipers? Haircut shop. Oh, haircut shop. That's a picture of the haircut shop. This is closed. Yeah.

No one needs a haircut shop today. When you vol. No one needs a haircut shop today. Oh, you've all day Texas. Oh, we know this. Yeah. Sad. She's showing up. Let's give a little recap here. She's showing up in Let's give a little recap here. She's showing up in Forage stilettos. Yes, she's got stilettos, a high

mini dress. A mini maxi dress, whatever you call them. She's pretty dolled up. He is literally carrying a gun. Side pocket. Yeah, he's got a poster. Oh, my word. Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

Because you never know when a firefightal break out. Why are you just filming your Russian mail order bride documentary? Oh my gosh, they walk into a place. I guess it's his parents' place? Yeah, I guess it's his parents' place. And it's wood paneling everywhere. Wood paneling. Same wood colored television stand, same wood colored table, same wood colored

glass reptile box that now they're using for books. This is something straight out of 1972. How did your parents feel about you coming over here? Whoops. I think. Yeah, it was. It was very hard for them. Yeah, of course. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm about it always cry and when they go it's too much it was way I thought

her parents were ready to get her out of there yeah her parents had see later yeah yeah we thought her parents were gonna be like oh my god my daughter's being taken away by some American but they were like yeah see later we thought she was gonna die an old mate make sure to use friends and family on paper by the way his mom looks none too thrilled to be having this woman sitting in her kitchen. Difficult, of course. I don't imagine that it was so difficult. I was so backward. I grew up in a very small town and I was scared to death of the world. up in a very small town and I was scared to death of the world. I couldn't have gone to some other country.

So now they're showing home video of Ena back in her home country I would imagine. Anyone that would make the effort to come to the United States from a country like Ukraine, it's got to be hard. Something really driving them to want to do that, to leave behind their family, the home, the only home they know. She's at a hotel now. to leave behind their family, the whole thing. She's at a hotel now. Yeah, she's at a hotel, but is this his place or their place? I don't know, I'm not understanding

what's going on here, but what I am, what I do validate is how very difficult it is for someone to move from everything they know, their culture, their background, the simple things as the style of houses that you see from one place to the other can be jarring. And I don't want to speak for her, but I do know because she's my wife,

and I also can trick her into coming to the United States. That how difficult this process is, and how lonely it can feel. Yeah, I mean, when your whole life isn't another country, no, I'm sure it's hard to move across the world. The world. Yeah. You know, from state to state, and I've rude and meet all new people and that kind of thing, but you're usually, you know, doing it with the sense that you could go back. Oh, yeah, yeah. But, yeah. But yeah.

But then you go to a country, you come from a country where you can't go back and if you're trying to become a citizen, forget it, that's three years at least. Right. You can not go back. You leave the country that won't let you back in. Really?

Yes. Yeah, when you're in that visa period, right? When you have like a, you can petition to leave the country. But if you're like somewhere like, from somewhere like Venezuela, forget about it. Because Venezuela is not gonna let you back in if you're under that visa process. And it's just complicated.

And I don't know what the situation is in Ukraine, but also you gotta think about the minutia of actually getting on a plane traveling for 20 hours. Yeah. All the familiarity. Motivation can be either positive or negative. And, you know, fortunately, all that I've experienced that she's here for all the right reasons. It's had the task force.

Which task force is it? I don't know. He's showing us that video of her family. Our families are not that much different. I can see they were doing the same kind of things we do and it's kind of the same place. Well kudos to mom for being open-minded. That's right. She said when she was his age, she would have never even thought about leaving the country.

People are more liked than they are diverse. So it's kind of the two worlds together. The old saying goes, is that in travel, kills bigotry, right? And I think it's true. Kills bigotry right and I think it's true kills prejudice It's a very big challenge and it will take constant work Yeah, he kissed like they're showing some home video of when they were celebrating the engagement back in Ukraine and the way that he kissed her was Really kind of I own you now.

Why do I feel like we're just seeing the happy part of a two-port story? Right. I said forget the relationship. Just as you get older, you have new challenges. You don't expect it. I think that people are old enough to make up their own minds and they should be able to decide for themselves

what they want to do with their lives. It's their business. I am just impressed with the mother. I am really impressed with the mom. She is like super, not that everyone in Texas is close-minded about this kind of thing, but it's because of her age, and because she said she's never thought

about leaving the country, and because she's from a very small town in Texas, you would think, well, she's likely to be less open-minded. Right, well, after what we've seen on non-Affiance, you know a lot of times the parents are. Oh, the parents, yeah, they, not only do they pick day fiancee, you know a lot of times the parents are flung. Oh, the parents, yeah they... Not only do they pick the craziest people, they pick the craziest people with the craziest parents. Yeah, yeah.

I wouldn't entreat on that one way or another. So the flags are up for Memorial Day, which is... It's about a week. With the flex? Yeah, yeah, it's too flex. One of my biggest fears is this whole thing not working out. To me, this is for life. Well, maybe first you should take off some of those belt buckles.

You've got 30 things clipped to your belt. A gun, a phone, a measuring tape. I mean, maybe take one of those things off your belt. She's dressed rather beautifully, and she comes from a dirt poor part of Ukraine, and you're not dressed. And that's what I'm certainly hoping for, and doing everything I know to see that that's how it goes. Okay, now we're focusing back in on the younger dairy farmer. I'm being all right now. I'll be bored in here shortly, going to Odessa.

Pretty exciting. It seems like. Well, I knew it from the moment I saw your face. I can hear it in your voice. I can't wait to see Vika. Many people just assume that women from other countries are just looking to get into America for a green card and after money, I believe there might be a few people off there like that, but I think the majority of the people actually go through the process are fairly serious. They're looking for love.

I think you're 1,000% wrong about that. I think they do it for the wrong reasons, and they end up staying for the right reasons if they stay, right? Just like you're doing it for the wrong reasons, but then eventually you'll do it for the right reasons. Yeah, tell me, you know, it's a complicated, but two-way street where adults are making decisions

about an arrangement. Hello, B.M. I'm looking for a week of making me booze. Are there some interesting balloons? made me booze. Are those testicle balloons? Yeah, he gets to her house in Ukraine and she's got balloons everywhere but they're shaped like testicles and not sitting upward, they're sitting downward. Literally like testicles do. They're like long and volvus, yeah.

They're so phallic. Actually not phallic. Baldness I guess is the right word. Do you say baldness? Because... You go wash colds. Yeah, three. Oh, look, I have a dream here.

I'm going to put it here. Okay. Let's see if I can do it. I'm going to sit here for two or three days. Oh, this is my third day here with Vika. I don't know what to say. Not quite as I expected. Oh no. Don't tell me you're going to start getting upset about the way that she lives.

No. That is a no-no. You know, I thought everything would be hunky-dory and I think everything's going to be all right. Like I said, it's for some reason something just doesn't seem right, but. Well, you can't milk her like a cow if that's what you're wondering.

That's what you're wondering. I think this is the mistake that so many of these people make on 90-day fiancee and these other shows. When you visit someone in a country where you know that the lifestyle or the living arrangement is gonna be so vastly different that you're gonna be put out of your comfort zone, get a hotel room.

Just get a hotel room. Plan on that. Plan on that. And also, when you're first meeting somebody, there's a reason why, unless you're being loved bombed by a psycho crazy person, there's a reason why you typically don't move in immediately with each other. It's because you need time to decompress and evaluate what's just been happening. When you're sitting on top of somebody, the minute that you met them, yeah. It's like a, I don't know, it's like a I don't know. It's like a what are they called Stockholm syndrome? Yeah, everything's gonna be all right

I guess I don't know what to say. Well, if I had that techno music playing in the background all day long, I'd be upset too Well, and we're getting no sense of anything he's looking down at the camera Oh, you can see as the white ceiling. He's not giving us any information He's not giving us anything. No. Is she holding a knife to his throat? No, I know. It's not going on exactly the way that we've had thought. Yeah, he wake up and he found that his balls were now the balloons that she was hanging around the place It's knowing and Odessa Oh, it's snowing in Odessa. On the last day, early in the morning, somebody was banging on the windows. One was a police officer.

The other one was a lone shark. The police officers were explaining that she owed $4,000. And... Uh-oh. Oh, here we go, yeah. He said, if we didn't pay it right away, you'd have to go to jail. And I said, well, I don't have 4,000.

He said, well, what do you have? I said, well, I have a couple hundred bucks. What do you have? What do you have? He's getting fucking highway robbed! You give us a couple hundred dollars. We won't put her in jail. So I just kind of agreed with them to make sure that I would get there for it on time.

I was hoping to formally get engaged, but everything kind of seemed fishy, so I decided not to. You don't say, well you made one smart choice there, bud. Wow, that's sad. Very sad. That's crazy. And scary. Can you imagine? No, I can't. No. Yeah, the police are involved in a loan shark. Yeah. Part of the reason why I never agreed to go to Venezuela, quite frankly. Yeah, because I think that obviously that was a coordinated,

it sounds like it, right? It does. You don't go from $4,000 to $100 to keep her out of jail, unless something really has been already predetermined. Yes. Number one, number two, it's just like that sinking feeling that you're completely helpless and out of control, and even the suspicion that that might be

a coordinated attack would just absolutely tear my heart out. And that's why I never married three or four of the Russian male order brides I visited. You know I hate interrupting Brian when he's yammering, but he's always yammering, so it's kind of my only option. Anyway, it is about that time for me to remind you to go to TCPpodcast.com,

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We're back to Eina and whatever his name is. Well, nothing like going to get married in a sleeveless, dripped up T-shirt. I sure hope they're going to buy him a shirt. Wow. They're going to like the local Costco type place. It has a garden set. To buy flowers. That's what I should have done for my wedding, save us some money. Oh, well, at least he's picking up a suit. Yeah.

So that's good. He's got a suit going on. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mom, what are you doing? Nothing. I'm already doing it. I'm doing it.

Mom, I'm going to have a little bit of a crown. I'm going to have. Mama, you're not going to do anything. He's talking with her mom and her mom is asking her, how's the day? Are you ready? Are you going to get your hair pinned up all out of the shop? No, I'm not going to do anything to get this. I'm going to go. Are you going to do it? So I guess this one is working out.

Yeah? This one is okay. They're going to get married. I mean, so far. So far. I'm not going to do anything to get very, I mean so far. So far. Bisseg is the one that's in the cold, and he's going to be like, that's it.

Bisseg is going to be like, that's it. I'll show you. Wow. Yeah. She is one tall drink of water. This girl is. Yeah.

She's wearing a very tight, very, how do you say that? Short. Very short. Lacey. Maxi dresses. Bodeca. Bodeca. Now Maxi is a different link.

Oh, it is? I'm going to get my dress name. Sorry. Come on, Chrissy, you're supposed to be the one that tells all this stuff. All right. I want to show you the other one. Of course.

Oh, let's do this, because it's not that good. She's telling her mom, please don't cry, mom. Mom, I'm going to do it. Mom, I'm not giving you time. Mom, I'm giving you time. This makes me happy that at least one of these works out. Yeah. We still have a lot of things to do. It's raining, but raining is good luck on your wedding day.

That's what they say. I don't know, do you have a different gig? 500 degrees and sunny on my wedding day, right? That's what they say. 500 degrees in sunny on my wedding day. Just never forget sweating. A lot of sweating. Okay, well they are going to do it. They're making the move. They're making the moves. They're making the moves. She's getting a croissant.

Yeah. And she's rust up in jeans. For jeans and... He took off one of the 12 things he had on his belts. He's wearing a work shirt it looks like. There's nothing like khaki, khaki work shirt, jeans and three tool belts to say. I'm getting married today. Eric and Anna, okay here we go. Greetings to friends and family. We're gathered here today to celebrate the lives of Eric and Anna who will now be joined in marriage. Another

marriage will be the inner twining of two-like stories. Eric, do you take this woman to be your lovely, waiting wife? Do you have a tour? These two are so mismatched. They're just so mismatched. It does, I don't know. But listen, far be it for me to say anything about anything because Astrid and I are mismatched too. This is like probably what some people thought of my wedding.

Like, what the hell is going on with this guy? Oh, Richard, poor, sickness and health. So that's the part. But, Richard, for Signature and Health, til death to you part. But you. And uh, do you take this man to be your lovely wedding husband? To have to hold for Richard for four in Signature and Health, til death to you part. Right, there you go. So, by virtue of the-

There you go. Alright, let's get this over with. I've done 12 of these today with these Russian male order brides. What's going on? Thorny, bested in me by law as Justice of the Peace reaching to I know for now two plus million wife you may kiss the bride. Oh! That kiss!

Whoa! He was a man. That deserves instant replay Morgan. Oh, man. Yeah. Whole mouth kissing. Show that up close. Oh!

Oh! He literally... Look how open his mouth is. I know that's a saddie. He's a man. He's a man. Whole mouth kissing show that up close. Oh He literally look how open his mouth is I know that says that he would in like a hole. He's got her whole chin in his mouth. That's fucking weird man Take some lessons or something Oh One of the best part about this was gonna be all the kissing When you say French kiss you're supposed to join tongues not chins

That's gross. He goes in like left right back again. I Love the taste of your chin It's not a contest to see how big you could open your mouth. Oh my god. This is like me at 13 years old Oh, they keep on going. We got to watch that again. Oh He's got her chin in his mouth. Oh my god This is insane. Why would you do this art? I'm gonna break my own rule. I can't do it. Oh, man, oh man.

Jesus, I've never seen someone kiss like that. You gotta pose that older yourself. Of course, I'm gonna pose that. I'm gonna put a PSA behind it. I'm gonna show it to my son and my daughter. And I'm gonna say, if anyone ever kisses you like this head for the heels, this is gross. Oh my god.

I think I prefer watching it in slow motion. Okay. I can't hear him. Well, you can't hear him and oh they just got the tight shot in a little too late there, but oh look at his look. Look at his tongue. Oh, Christy, this is like when you're practicing on a cancel open age 12 on how you kiss him.

I think it was what he's that he never had a girlfriend ever. Oh, really? I think. Okay. I don't remember which one it was but this is a clear indication and if he's divorced then we've got some indication as to why that happened to No, it's not sweet. Don't say that Oh, there were noises Oh look at her. She's like I can't believe this is my new life. Well, she no longer has any makeup on. She looked it up.

Let me clean your makeup for you, honey. Oh, man, that was disturbing. That was the best part of the document. I know, me too, I have PTSD. We're now moving on to the test-offs room. This guy was taking testosterone at the beginning of the film. He was just shooting testosterone into his belly. Dorothy says something like this.

I've learned that if what I'm looking for is not in my own backyard, then I didn't need it anyway. Dorothy, are you looking for spiritual quotes from Wizard of Oz? Yes. Forget my dire. Yeah, first, forget what my tire. You know who flew down in her own helicopter like machine. Dorothy and the wizard. I've learned some appreciation for the women back in home. They didn't want to know. We actually dated before I went to the Ukraine and then we broke up and I think I had some areas of my life that I need to give on. I think she has something she need to give on. A special person like that doesn't come around with so often.

Okay, change her. What did you say earlier? Sometimes when you change the way you look at things, the things you look at start to change. That's right, that's a good for you. Yeah, this was like the creepiest guy of all to me, but then when he showed up to the third party and said it's completely inappropriate for me to date a 25 year old, I'm looking for someone my age or closer to my age, I thought, well,

at least he's got a fucking kernel of common sense up in that head, unlike Mr. Sloverber's push over there. Slobber push. We're gonna call him now. Mr. Slobber push. Oh, geez. What's going on with these guys? Where were they born? There's no wonder they're single. It shows it shows two of the two of them with their backs facing the camera. They're putting cream in a coffee in a coffee. Yeah, they're putting cream in the cup coffee. And he just grabs her ass.

He likes to his finger in her ass hole. Geez. Look, she's like, what are you doing? I know. She's like, we are in on camera you Yeah, for one for two and public more in public third I didn't invite you into my asshole. I'm trying to put cream in my coffee go wash your hands But she goes why did you just do that? After all this I know and the fourth guy is still using virtual reality headset to porn porn had to press for a while It really definitely

affected me Finally work through it pretty much stop. Well, we're through it. Pretty much stopped trying to date. Well, here's the one, he's the one that actually proposed. Oh, yeah, this is the one who, who, a woman, who was supposed to meet the girl at the event, but she never showed up. And then all of a sudden,

the guys who owned the company found her, but when she showed up, she was not the same person. Yeah. But he proposed anyways. He proposed anyway, because he figured, oh, why not? That's what he said. He goes, why not? That's what he said he goes why not she was there

Anyways, she did not it didn't work out Until just recently I fear to might try it more time. Oh My god The girl that is in this photograph on this profile page on this website is like a straight 11 and a half. I mean she is 10 years old 27 here. Her name is Bravoer, whatever seductively up against a wall. Yeah, and she's wearing a thong. Yeah, everybody's showing. I Mean her occupation is model. Oh, come on. This is Vika. It's not the same as Julian, so I'm getting personal responses and actual,

you know, look, it's like someone's actually putting some thought into the email. Yeah, your account was flagged as pay special attention to this guy. Yeah, pay special attention to this guy. Look at this woman. She is a picture perfect human being. Yeah. She does not want to live with this guy. No, no.

She's still like you're just writing a photo? Do you feel like you're just writing a photo? Yeah. He says, yeah. He goes, yep. At least he's smart enough you know so he gets it Yeah Would you say you're in love with Vicketh? I don't know, I thought I was

Back to the dairy farmer guy who just got four shots at down by the Ukrainian police for vastered for vastered honestly and then uh... is this my thing it's completely to my head for the mind of the local it seems like it's gotten worse after this last trip.

What? What? What are you talking about? You thought it was a laver rating at all. I mean, I get the loan shark shake. Yeah, but when you have a documentary where you're talking about what happens when you go through this process,

you should talk about what happens when you go through this process. I ask it from like, I told her no more after the last trip. I'm just going to start off with it. Oh, so she was continuously asking for money? Yeah, she kept asking for money. If we weren't going to do this process, there's no way I'd keep going on with it.

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If he does that badly kissing, what happens when he goes down on her? That's the already pulled out bad. They don't want just anybody. They want someone to try it for them. Your mother and father told us about a big development. Oh no please don't say that. Pregnant. Yeah, that's true.

What is it? Pregnant? Yep. Oh, that's pregnant. Yeah, that's what happened like night one. Oh yeah, that happened night one because he literally inserted while he was coming. It was like a one shot deal, just one half a pump and he just went for it.

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Yeah. Amen. Yeah, it happens. Like, you know, sometimes you don't get started for the right reasons, but you find a way, you find the right reasons, right? They find their way in there. And it does seem like, I mean,

you don't get much of an interaction with these two. It's, you know, this documentary is not edited or hunt like all that well. But you do get the sense that at least there's some kind of something holding these two together. She's smiling. Yeah, she's smiling. She's happy. She's pregnant. She's happy she's pregnant.

Yeah. She's like, nothing really is the little spot. Yeah, now I'm really here. Yes. Now you got to pay child support. Love. You need somebody good love. And to love you. I'm really here. Now you got to pay child support. Love. You need somebody good love, and I love you.

That's true. I love that mom. I love that mom. That mom is amazing. If I already didn't have a great mom, I'd want that mom. Yeah. Guys, it'll never ever happen. Just sitting on your couch, whether you go with us,

you go with someone else or you, I don't care, get on a plane, just go over to yourself put yourself in an opportunity to meet someone Well, everybody. Thank you very much and we will see you in just two weeks with another great show until then bye Wow, he's got a whole operation going on over there, too. All right Okay, wow someone some lost some lost, some lucky in love, some losers in love, just like real life, I guess that's what. True?

What is the conclusion? The conclusion is, I don't know. Maybe that you have to put yourself out there. I think that's one of the conclusions we can make from this. That'd be smart about it. Yeah, but be smart about it. That's right. Don't pay to have every word translated.

Use Google Translate. And while there are services out there, maybe you should understand what you're getting yourself into before you get yourself into it. I think some of these guys went into it blindly, thinking it was going to be one way. I can menu. Yeah, like a menu.

Anytime there's a menu, anytime there's a big menu, like at the cheesecake factory, you're likely to get shit. You know what I'm saying? That's just what's gonna happen. But at least one thing was good on the Cheesecake Factory menu and that's Cheesecake. Cheesecake, it's delicious. So when it says Russian male order bride,

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Whether or not we ever do that again, I don't know. I think two episodes is fun. Might be a while. Yeah, remember we're gonna do like six episodes about the Scientologists? Yeah, but then the Scientologists. The Scientologists infiltrated and got back at us by ruining all of our audio. It's just unbelievable. It's really kind of creepy actually.

Yeah. You wonder if there's someone like at Google or TikTok or Instagram that's like tapped into our phone and they're a Scientologist. By the way, we'll talk about this on the next episode. I got to talk about this Danny Masterson thing. I got to share with you my thoughts on this. I'm sure everybody wants to hear them. So, tcbpodcast.com. That's where you go. The new tcbpodcast.com. All the audio, all the video right there from one location at tcbpodcast.com. You can ask for your

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