The Commercial Break - My Not-Not For Profit!

Episode Date: December 28, 2022

Teresa Caputo is one slippery sister! She must need the money because she is constantly failing in cold readings to cold audiences. Not one to be embarrassed by her own BS, Teresa carries on baiting false hope. Bryan wonders if she has started her own not-not for profit. She has all kinds of tricks of the trade to make herself appear supernatural. But Bryan and Krissy are not buying it. Take a listen as TCB breaks down another cold reading by Teresa! SBF is going to jail...after he gets out on bail Rumba's are taking pics of your boombas It's hard to get your morning movement in privacy when you have kids Kmart was a store once...it might still be a store somewhere? JC Penny is still hanging on by a thread Bryan use to be a JC Penny model 21 EOM stickers are on the way! Krissy forgets to remind herself to bring the notebook so she doesn't forget things! Season 3 has been a black hole of lost ideas Boxers or briefs? Your phone is listening to you! Teresa Caputo is back and failing right through a cold reading LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, bomb it on it, eat it, give birth to it. On this episode of the Commercial Break, try and masturbate to a floral print a full-length floral dress with raffles just doesn't do it for you she's showing me a mother's pocketbook which means make a donation to the Teresa Caputo Foundation a non-non-profit I've got to get back to piggybacking now. Tell my daughter to fuck off! I asked her about the time I didn't feel good.

I'm a man! That's every three days! The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Ooooooooooooooooooooo dear friend and beautiful co-host, Kristen Joy Holy best to you, Chris. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this the commercial break. It's not for everyone, but back news are fiction is guaranteed. And 30 seconds or less you heard it here last Sam Bankman fried Fried, or as we call him, Adam Friedland. That's been, this will be about a week old, I think, or maybe even more when we release this, but it has been breaking news. It's gonna be released on $250 million in bail.

Yeah. Now, let me give you a little story. A little story, I thought he was broke. Exactly, he said he had $100,000 in his bank and one credit card, with about $75,000 worth Let me give you a little story. Let's start. I thought he was broke. Exactly. He said he had $100,000 in his bank and one credit card with about $75,000 worth of credit. My dad used to say a couple of things to us that really resonated with me when I was a kid.

He said, you only get one call. And that means me too. And what he meant by that was, if you ever land yourself in a jail somewhere, I'm only gonna take the call once. If you land yourself in jail twice, you're fucked, right? Yes. Do it all on your own. And man did he stick by that. Fortunately, I had to find out the hard way. That was the truth. Yes, he meant what he said. But I know because I've been through this with friends

and we've all had our dramas here and there. And I know this that when you go to a bail bondsman to get somebody out of jail, they say it's a 10% cash bond, right? So let's assume that we're working, these are astronomical numbers, but let's assume that we're working, these are astronomical numbers, but let's assume that we're working on the same principle with Adam Friedland,

ABM or whatever he called him. I know. We totally bought Siddharth. Who has $25 million laying around that they're loaning to sam bankman fried which is free by the way i'm just saying for for for a fact who the fuck has that kind of i know it's a lot must but still connected somebody is playing

what's he with him because they probably probably has dirt on them yeah we made a lot of uh... rich and powerful friends sure as yeah and a lot of them happen to be democratic and Republican Congress. True. So when that all comes unwired, you know, a lot of these people are going to start doing the boot scoot and boogie, right? They're going to give the money back and they're going to claim they never had anything to do with it.

But I bet that if he's smart, when you get that, when you get that kind of money, you start making friends in all kind of places and you get the dirt on them, right? So that when it's time to cover your ass, you can do that with pictures of a senator getting a blow job from a toothless horse or something like that. Some shit like that. Just like in the Godfather.

Do you remember the Godfather too? Of course. When the senator was down there, they put him in the room with the prostitute and then they killed the prostitute and then they, you know, they, he woke him in the room with the prostitute and then they killed the prostitute and then they, you know, he woke up and he had a dead prostitute. I said, yes.

And they were like, you know, you owe me a favor or whatever the deal is. That's like, this is what's going on here. Yeah, because his parents are like professors at Stanford, like famous professors at Stanford. And I just read that they are required to put up some of the equity in their home as part of the bail conditions

But who has a 20 if they have a 25 million dollar home? Well, I don't know because they bought a bunch of properties down in the Bahamas Oh, they did. Yeah. Yeah, they have like 13 properties down there now or something But it's all everybody else's money. So I don't know how that shakes out. I don't know how that shakes out either We'll see listen. I'm not throwing stones in a glass house, right? Judicial system is the judicial system and the prosecutors must have made some agreement. I'm sure they fought for no bail,

but there must be some kind of conditions like, you know, he's got to wear a leg iron or whatever the fuck they do these days. But I just can't imagine this guy running, getting a $250 million bail and then posting it, and everybody else has screwed out of their money., that seems to me to be a relatively unfair, right? If you got 25 extra million dollars hanging around Pay some people back. That's what you should do and do your time in jail Then you get like a private flight from the Bahamas. I saw the whole airplane thing like you know

The in the middle of the night the dramatic coverage of the plane flying in it's a fucking 747 a private jet a 747 who's sending a private jet down there the guy should have to fly fucking airtran or some shit southwest in the middle seat yeah in the middle seat pay for the bat spirit airlines there you go that's your punishment if he gets convicted and he's guilty, I think, I think just, don't send him a jail. Just make him fly spear every day for the next 25 years. Flying spirit once is enough for me. Yes, punishment. That is one. Listen, here at the commercial break, we don't even know what those gun numbers mean because

we're lucky to get $25 a month. But if spirit airlines ever comes and asks to be a sponsor on this show, that is one campaign I will certainly never take. I'm going to be like, go fuck yourself. Hate that airline. Did you read that the Rumba? You know the Rumba, the little thing that scoots around. You have one? No, my sister does that. I love it. Okay, great. Did you hear the latest news about Rumba? No, what is it? Rumba. They've been collecting people. They've been collecting people's data pictures pictures of their homes And they called a woman naked in the bathroom and then it ended up on the internet and it was the Rumba that took the picture

Someone hacked the Rumba and started posting pictures of her in the bathroom. The Rumba's have cameras I guess they do to see where they're going. I'm assuming I don't going, I'm assuming I don't really, maybe the latest versions have cameras, but that is super fucking creepy. First of all, I don't care who you are. You know what the, you don't think I hate the most in the mornings is when my children come into the bathroom while I'm doing my daily duties. Yes.

And by duties, I mean, duties, right? Why don't you lock the door? Well, it's because, you know, I mean, duties, right? Why don't you lock the door? Well, it was big. Because, you know, I'd be like, Asher, that's just got a lot going on. And you know, if the kids need something and they need to come in, I get it. But I have like a toilet area, like a closed-off,

a water closet. Water closet. And they come in and then they close the door and then they play, you know, right in front of me and scream in the aisle and daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy. And I'm like, I'm trying to shit here, kids. The smell is bad enough for me. How are you kids staying again? They're like we were in diapers. I know. Doesn't bother us. Doesn't bother them one bit. Doesn't seem to bother them one bit. I'll never forget when I was a kid and like my dad

was crappin' right? It was a smell I'll never forget, and it wasn't something I wanted to be around. And that's because full grown man shit doesn't smell good. I mean, neither does a little grown man shit either, but I'm just saying. So, I don't care who you are or what you are, a dog, a Roomba, a kid. I don't want you in there while I'm crappin'. Well, this lady's like crappin' and the Roomba

is just driving around or taking pictures. Like, if I see the room by in there, I'm kicking the room, but out. Don't, I don't want a room by in my shitter, or I'm shitting, no. Do you have a room? No, I used to have a room, but it was like a knockoff room that I bought a cameart before cameart

went into bankruptcy. It was like the boom-bomb. I'll take that room, are you having that actually? I did, I to that apartment. Yes, you're falling down the stair, the one stair. And it would just knock into things and then knock out anywhere. And it would run out of batteries real quick. And when you told it to go home, it would actually go into a corner

and just wear itself out. You press that button and it'd go over and go to the opposite side of the room and just it didn't know I was doing But I did get it for $30 at right Are there any camearts even left? I don't think so no, I think they're done. They're done. Thank there was one up here I'm insane. Yeah, I'm one of yours. They're certainly not here in Jordan Sometimes as you you know drive down those rural roads on a trip somewhere you might see one but yeah I feel like I might be gone.

Yeah, I saw this the funniest meme the other day, and it said, if you're having a tough time in life, just remember the JC Penney's in whatever middle tin, Ohio is still trying to make things work. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, JC Penney's was like a huge deal when I was a kid. You know, I was a child model.

Did you know that? Oh, I'm. You know, I was a child model. Did you know that? Oh, I'm not even kidding. I was a child model. I mean probably for like one photo shoot I don't even remember I was way too young, right? But I remember briefly I like a flash in time of me walking on a stage For a JC Penney catalog like fashion show. Okay. I remember hearing about those But then I think we might have been in the JC penny, like me and my brother were in the catalog also, but the JC penny catalog was this shazam.

It was, we would go in there and pick out what we wanted for Christmas. Fuck yeah, JC penny, Sears, Toys or Us. You got those three catalogs, went long before, there was internet kids. Yes. Long before you could dial up anything on your phone and your brain didn't work properly.

There was catalogs. The catalogs. And they sent it to every house in the United States of America every holiday season. And those JC Penny catalogs had a shmorgasborg of cool fucking toys that you would want. Yeah. And the Sears catalog, you would like look at the toys, but then you would sneak a peek at the adult stuff too because that was cool. That was great. Oh man. That was my first.

That was my first. My first. That's like kind of when I started putting two and two together, right, when I was like, wow, that's, I'm really attracted to what's going on in the series' catalog. All of a sudden I stopped caring about, you know, he-man dolls, and I carried about, you know,

she-man brawls, like I carried about, you know, she-man brawls. Like, I was all into the catalogs. Well, then the Victoria's Secret catalogs came along. Forget about my dad would throw that away before. You know, I had a lot of friends that were, I had a lot of friends whose parents were very liberal sexually. Yeah.

Right? I remember one kid in particular, and I think this is weird now but I don't think I thought it was cool then That his dad had like the world's largest penthouse and playboy collection in the closet and the mom Was okay with it right and the dad was we were I mean we must have been 12 or 13 years old and the dad Just didn't care if we went and grabbed the magazine. He just didn't care He was like you're gonna figure it out eventually. And the mom, the weirdest thing that was ever said to me as a child, and I hope that someday I don't go

to a therapist and it reveals that someone was touching my little man, manhood. But the weirdest thing that was ever said to me as a child was we were at this person's house. We had spent the night, we were having breakfast. The mom was making breakfast. The dad was talking about his- He was reading a playboy. He was reading a making breakfast the dad was talking about his reading a playboy he was reading a playboy he was talking about a playboy collection right you kids make sure you put those penthouses back I mean

penthouses of raunchy magazine was a raunchy magazine but the mom said something like this she goes you know how you keep yourself sexually attracted to your partner forever and we were all like I'm 12 No, and she was like you don't shit in front of each other That's what you don't do you never shit in front of each other Do you shitting on your own time and I just remember being blown away by that information? I've never forgotten it and I stuck to it Yeah, except for my kids in the room. Right.

And occasionally blue, which you want to say. But my dad was not one of these. I, not that I know of, not that I'm aware of. I, there was no pornography in the house. There was no dirty magazines. It was no pictures. It was like setting an example for his children, I think, right? And maybe my mom didn't care to have porn around the house,

but I, you know, we looked and we never found any. And we certainly looked. We looked hard. Yeah, my dad didn't have that either. He didn't. So when we get the Victoria Secret catalogs, though, because we were three girls in the house. Oh, yeah, that's true.

So you were all boy. Yeah, I got the Laura Ashley catalog, which is not quite as sexy as the Victoria Secret. Try and masturbate to a floral print, a full length floral dress with ruffles. It just doesn't do it for you. It's the same. Yeah, but I remember seeing a Victoria Secret catalog

at a friend's house one time and I was like, holy shit. There's a nipple. There's an outline of a nipple, not an actual nipple, but an outline of a nipple and I can see it. I'm super excited by all that. Yes. They were sexy.

They were sexy. And then I had the swim issue too. Oh man, that's, you mean the sports illustrated? Well no, the Victoria Secret would have the swim. Oh yeah. For Dubai, bathing suits. Yeah. Maybe that's what my dad was doing.

Maybe he was hiding them in his closet or something like that. I don't know. We never saw any of that. But then again, I don't think my mom was ever a Victoria secret shopper. Well, I was going to say, and you're four boys. Yeah, we're four boys. So we're going to be even more reason.

Yeah. Even more reason. I know we're not the target, but you know, you send that kind of material to the guys too, and then that's what they go shopping for. They want to see their girlfriends in it. But I guess at 13 years old, you know, the best I was doing was like a $10 for carrot gold necklace that turned my girlfriend's neck white. The first ever necklace that I bought

somebody, it turned our neck white. White. I don't know, like a weird white color. Okay. Yeah. And we, she continued to wear it. She just pretended it didn't happen. It was really cute of her actually. Sweet. I wanted to talk about our 21 EPM sticker. Do you remember when we had 21 ejaculations per month? Yes. And we said, wouldn't it be cool to put together a sticker that was like the 26.2 but it was 21 EPM. Yeah. like the 26.2, but it was 21 E.K. The marathon sticker. Just exactly like that, 21 EPMs. We set it as a joke, we said we should do that.

And now we've gotten requests for these stickers. And people telling us that they're gonna put them on the back of their car if we do it. And so we are going to do it. Okay, I love it. So if you want a 21 EPM sticker, tcbpodcast.com, contact us, let us know, send us your address, and your name, and you can text us also at 855-TCB-8383.

I just wanted to mention that quickly. This will be the first and yet another series of stickers that probably will have too many of. You know what? This is very ironic that today I specifically brought the notebook I've been talking about. Oh, you brought the notebook. But I left it in the car. Typical TCV. I got in here and I was like, Oh, I'm not that

notebook. You had the best of addictions. You had the best of attention. And then, but we'll make it's way here to the table, though, and that's where we're going to start writing down these ideas, even if we probably still won't do them. No, we're going to write them down. No, we're not going to do them. But we're going to take the extra step of writing them down. So at the end of the year, we can tell you all the things we didn't do. Exactly.

I mean, we've been doing this before. The list is very long. Thank God we didn't do NFTs. Right. We didn't stay on Clubhouse. We never really went to fireside. We had a whole series of stickers planned. We got sticker one out the door. We still have 700 of those left.

That's after we threw a thousand of them out at Mempho. That's after we littered the, I'm sure Jeff had an extra trash bell from the TCB guitar pick stickers we put out. So many people confused by our presence there. They're like, what's this? Then I was like, it's a podcast and they're like, Oh, are you giving something away for free? These stickers. Oh, I'll take one and then drop it down on the ground later. It's like those people in Vegas who end you the prostitute posters, you know, and you just like you take it and you toss it two seconds later and trust in. That's what people were doing.

What else what else have we promised to do in season number three that we never did? We were on We were on Patreon for one hot minute and Chrissy and I decided this is go complete fucking waste of our time complete waste of our time. I mean, I know podcasts that have been really successful and they go to Patreon and it's a complete waste of their fucking time, right? Now, some people have asked us for an ad-free version. You know, that's a thing we could do, but it would take a lot of extra time and effort. If you want to add free version, skip forward. Yes.

That's the add free version of the conversion rate. Yeah, we were going to make a couple of amendments to the treaty. We did make some amendments to the treaty, at least vocally. We never wrote that down. I can't remember what they were. I think we were going to do a topless episode for charity. We never did that down. I can't remember what they were. I think we were gonna do a topless episode for charity. We never did that one. I think we were gonna,

it doesn't budge a stuff that we were gonna do. Yeah, just know that when we're brainstorming here in the studio, soon as we turn the camera off, we forget all about it. Yeah, we're like, yeah, whatever. And so then we start talking about something else and we're like, oh yeah, what would we say? Oh yeah, we should do that. Yeah. What, we're like, yeah, whatever. And so then we start talking about something else and we're like, oh yeah, what are we saying?

Oh yeah, we should do that. Yeah. What are we saying? Yeah. Astrid was looking through one of the catalogs, like online catalogs and she found ball hammock underwear. Have you seen this? Ball hammock underwear.

Ball hammock underwear. I have not. I've got a pair coming. I don't know, I can't show all the inner workings, but maybe I can give you an idea of what happens. It's literally got a sack right where your balls are so you put your balls in the sack so they don't get stuck to your leg, but I don't really have that problem. Maybe I have small balls or something. I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think you're about to have a ball sack issue. It's a thing though, I guess. It's a thing. I wear like the boxer briefs.

So they're a little snug, right? Yeah, that's what I thought was. I could go full brief, but no one wants to see that, really. I mean, you know, no one wants to wear seat briefs. That's like so 1982. Like boxers?

No, like briefs. Like, oh, oh, like a bit, like a tiny, yeah, like a weeny bikini. Yes. You know, no one wants those. No one wants those. And then when you grow a tiny, yeah, like a weeny bikini. Yes. You know, no one wants those. No one wants those. And then when you grow a leg,

it like pops out the top because they're too tight on you. And it's just like this in 1982. And boxers seem like they would get bunched. Boxers? I wore boxers. So I had the weeny bikinis when I was a kid because like my son does, because that's what you wear.

That's what you wear. You don't really have anything to worry about. What if there were little boxers? Just certain. Like little boxer briefs? I'm sure there are, they've got to be. But I chew, but when my mom was dressing me or choosing the clothes, I had the little wheel bikinis.

When I started buying underwear, I remember, I bought three packs, like a three pack of boxers that were two sizes too big and they were as long as they could possibly be. So they came down to my knees. They're basically shorts with a big, flappy hole in the middle. Right, that's what I picked really for. Yeah, and luckily I was wearing jeans that were 14 times too big for me too,

because that was the only way they were. That's right, bell bottom jeans that had a circumference of seven feet on the bottom. And then I had my chain in my wallet. And the dog martens on. And my dog martens on that I didn't take off for seven years. But you would wear those boxer briefs, but they weren't really all that comfortable.

But I didn't know there was any other thing. Until I met a woman in my mid really all that comfortable, but I didn't know there was any other thing. Until I met a woman in my mid-twenties that said, well, you should try a pair of these boxer briefs. She got me for me. She was like, here, try a pair of these boxer briefs. And I thought to myself, I'm not wearing that, that's fucking what is that? That's weird.

I'm not on an Italian beach. It's going to snug my nuts. I don't want to snug my nuts. What am I doing? And then I tried them on in heaven. I's gonna snug my nuts. I don't want to snug my nuts. What am I doing? And then I tried to mom in heaven. I never went back. I was like, okay. And now, as I'm getting older, you know, I could I go back to briefs? Could I be like that dad who wears the white, under white, tidy whiteies up to his nipples? I could be. I could be, but I'm not there yet. I feel like everything in life you revert back eventually.

That could be retirement home style. Definitely. Hi, honey. I dropped some new hains off in the front door. Oh, great, baby. Why don't you come up and say hi to Chrissy and I. Sadie got to go. Baby, fly to Miami in 15 minutes. Okay. I'm not a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a person, I'm a noodles. Sorry, it's not in the budget this month. We'll be back soon. Who are those three guys with you?

They're my new assistants. Frado, Fred and Freddy. Well they look great and boxer briefs too. I Get those tidy whiteies That's the answer guys in those there's always holes in a Real war They're real war I can see their ass hair through it right I've been in a few yMCA's in my life I've been through you know I go to the gym on occasion and you know I Don't know why I'm just you, even to the gym.

Of course. When you go to the locker room, our women just naked walking around. Some. Yeah. And some of the guys walk around naked, all around the gym, not everybody. But I would say it's a good mix.

It's like 70, 30%. 30% just, you know, they take a shower. First of all, I would never shower in one of those places. I don't know what's going on there. It looks like literally like a wall of gangrene that I'm just waiting to get. I don't like it.

But all these guys walking around naked, it's usually the older men, and they usually have highly disturbing looking penises. Right? I don't know if these penises different. I'm not, but. They're like fuck it whenever. They're like whatever, I don't care.

Some of them are probably like, I want to show it off. Yeah. Or they have really big dicks, right? Well, they're just not afraid to show it off. We're talking about monstrosities, tree trunks, and you're like, holy shit, I'm not getting naked. But then you'll catch the older gentleman,

they'll be wearing the boxer briefs, or the briefs, and they always are worn out or have holes in them. You can always see everything. It's like, why even put anything on. Yeah, it's like that damn Instagram filter. No nipples and what girls do, what these girls would do, the Instagram models,

is they'll take a piece of sheer plastic and they'll just cover it over their nipples. You can see everything, but because there's a piece of plastic over it, it makes it okay. Then Instagram can't take it down, right? I guess that's the rule. According to my Instagram feed.

You're the one seeing all of this. Oh my God, Esther hates it. She's like, your Instagram feed is awful. And I'm like, I didn't start it. I'm just continuing it. I'm doing it. Yeah. Once I get going, what am I supposed to do?

Mine has at least advertisements for CBD and mushrooms. It's like the house. I got that too. I got all of it. The field trip and the whole nine yards. Like it's all every five minutes. It's my Google, you know, Facebook, TikTok, Google, they all listen to your phone, right? And we've all done these tests.

And I know that we, that there's a lot of questions about whether or not the phones are actually listening to you. The phones are fucking listening to you. I certainly did a test one time. I forget what the test was about. It was like Peru or something. We took our phones, we put them in a different area. I remember she was pregnant with Matti. And I don't think this was the actual thing we were talking about, but I'm for illustrative sake.

We said, okay, we're gonna talk about Peru. And let's talk about Peru and with our phones in the room, but not calling anybody. Noah, apps open. Let's see what happens. We talk about Peru, and this is when we had the Facebook app on our phone, and no fucking shit within 24 hours, you know, Macha Picchu, half off,

whatever it was fucking crazy. It was insane. So I don't care what anybody tells me, I don't believe not for a second, that the phones aren't listening to. Yeah, they've got the microphones. Yeah, because that was just talking about something like he was, what the fuck was he talking about?

He was talking about getting a ring stuck on your finger. Okay. I was trying on new wedding rings because I lost my third one. So I did. Oh my gosh. What? How are you losing things? I think the first one was the kids.

I think the second two were, I think I sold a car and the ring was still in the car. But I don't wear it at night. It's not the, I don't like wearing it all day long, all the time. So I take it off a lot, right? Anyway, so he's talking about getting a ring stuck on your finger. Well, he opens up Tik Tok an hour later and the first reel that he sees is a fireman or no,

ambulance, a guy drives an ambulance, talking about how they get rings of fingers that are stuck when they need to not even kidding you he comes running in the studio brother brother look at this and I'm like holy shit wow yeah I think you stop where is boxer briefs looks good to him too I just look like a fat old man boxer briefs. It looks good, then, too. I just look like a fad old man with boxer briefs on. I look like I'm trying too hard. I'm a Jason Mamoa knockoff. Right. I'm Jason Mamoa minus. That's what it is. TCB minus.

Oh yeah, TCB minus. There's another thing we didn't do. Yeah. Okay, we're getting toward the end of the year. We're taking your requests. We know, we've already done Frankie. We've already been through mountain monsters. We've already given Marlin updates. But one thing that everybody loves or that a lot of people love, the third thing, it goes kind of like Frankie B.

Mountain monsters in the tie, but it's close. Third is Teresa. Oh, good. I, I love her. I know. I really do like going through this. She's so good to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, you belong to, I don't need you to listen to me seriously about. And every once every 100 shows we do some serious segment. But Teresa Caputo is not it. Now, but I really hope that people take heed when they hear me understanding that Teresa is not talking to ghosts. She is making it all up. And as we go through this next segment, we'll talk about it a little bit more, but she clearly has earphones in her ears. And that's why her hair is like a helmet on top

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Let's take a listen to Theresa Caputo from, I think it's like channel seven news in Chicago. I think it's like a morning sound. Yeah, I went, I dug a little deeper. I got outside the like the mainstream media and I just went straight for, and I like it when she's interacting with the crowd. I don't like her actual show because it's all manipulated

and it's too sappy and sad, and everyone, they just lost a kid or something. I don't want to riff on people who are losing kids. But on these... It's these off the cuff. It's these off the cuff. Working the crowd is what they call it, right? And so here she is, I think ABC Channel 7 in Chicago,

Theresa Caputo doing some cold readings. All right, girl. Well, you know what people want you to do. If you're... Listen, I would say 1B5, 7, and 120 pounds and 8 half. That makes absolutely no sense, too, with the context. Because the woman was saying, we, you know what people want you to do. And that's, do a reading.

But this is part of her stick. And then she throws a stupid joke out. Part of her stick, like any good con man, is to soften you up with a little bit of laugh and a little bit of heart, right? She's just a psychopath, that's all she is. And she knows where to start. She thinks if she's funny,

and if she explains everything to you, like, this is what Speed is doing. Speed is jumping up and down, pissing on its own leg. You know what that means? Your husband died of a hot attack. That's, he's telling me his hot hurts. It's like, what the fuck are you talking about, lady?

No, but you know, that, you know, that, that's the, that's the thing about my gift is that I never know what's up. Your gift, your gift, your gift that's making you millions of dollars a year, taking money out of old ladies' purses. That happened. Yeah. And you saw it before the last commercial break.

You're lipped with a twitching. Do you see that? Do you see how she's pulling it or in her ear? She's pulling it or in her ear. She's parted. And that's the thing, I feel things. It's not a matter of, oh, it's not my mother standing in front of you.

That's not how it works. I just start to feel things and I, I kept getting this. Actually, what she says. Yeah, I feel things. I kept felt up every couple of seconds. Left boob, right boob. I was just kidding.

I was seeing him. Yeah, I'm seeing him. And he's doing this. Yeah, she's totally full of shit. In my chest, and then there was something about the throat and then my leg started to get numb. I'm feeling a big dick down my throat. That tells me joke that's serial.

So that's always my symbol for the throat number one. Is that someone didn't get the opportunity to say goodbye. And so I went at a hard time letting go at the end. So I want to talk about, I want to talk about the mother figure that passed me something of the brain. Oh my god. Let's get a room of 700 people and let's find out if a mother died of something having to do with the brain. It's got a fucking stroke. I mean like one in ten people have a stroke, right? Yeah, all simers or anything like that. Yeah. Here we go. She talks about the brain. As Teresa's doing this, what?

Nevermind. Go ahead, Teresa. How do you want to say that? As Teresa's doing this, we're counting how many lies she's putting into the middle of her conversation. She turned around and goes, what? She goes, why? Oh, sorry.

That was supposed to be my microphone. The brain with the mom. Whose husband is departed? I go right. What? Why, she quickly left her mother and brain with nobody said anything. For those of you listening to the show, there's about a hundred.

I'm gonna guess like there's a hundred people and maybe 70 to 100 people in the audience. And she walks over to them and the camera is panning over the audience. And she's like, who's mother died of the brain of the thing of the brain? No one's a mother. No one's a mother. No one's a mother. She quickly moves to a department husband.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's get the lies just pour out of my mouth. I don't know how to control them. Yeah, I feel them. I feel them right in my clitoris. The next soul your husband is departed. Okay. And how how do you connect with the legs with your husband? Was he the best?

He had legs. I'm gonna go to one of these so bad guys. Oh my god, we should go. Didn't she come to my hand a little while back? Yeah, but you have to give all your information ahead of time. It's a whole thing. Yeah, I think you can go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it.

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I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go to one of these so bad. Oh my God, we should go. Didn't she come to Atlanta a little while back?

But you have to give all your information ahead of time. It's a whole thing. Yeah, I think they'd catch on. If I've had to put my real information, they'd see this show and they'd be like, noop, not going. Yeah, it's a highly controlled environment and they don't let phones in there in the whole nine yards.

But apparently from people who have been there and written articles, I wrote a read an article from the New Yorker, where a guy went and he said it was a total shit show. Like of, she did like 20 readings and 15 of them, people were clearly not like connecting with what she was saying and she would just move on to the next person, move on to the next person. Yeah. And he said he expected like a two hour event and it ended up being like an hour, tops, right? I wish we could go to one of these though because if we could go to one of these and I could just connect with her just for a second and then bullshit her back. Yeah, and be like, you know, maybe we could get a what's in with the legs and I'd be like, I'm growing a third one.

We could get an audience member to do it too. Oh yeah, we should That's right it's a fucking notebook, Chrissy Yeah, another thing we're not gonna do Written or that he had an issue with the legs because when I go to a soul and they start to jump up and down You may as they were restricted or they had some time saying he's jumping up and down but before she said she doesn't see people Yeah, I don't see people that's not how it works, but he's jumping up and down. By the way, last time when someone was jumping up a down, it meant something completely different. Do you remember when he's jumping up a down, that means he really wants to say goodbye or something like that. Yeah. Disability, outdoor element with the legs. No, no. The lady is like, nope, don't know what she's talking about.

The lady is like, nope, don't know what you're talking about, Tariya. So wrong Mr. Pickford altogether. I'm gonna go to the mud. See, this is what happens. When the one I said to you before, when it happens is when souls come in, they all want to talk at one time. You're all talking to your loved one. See, I told you. I told you.

It's like a group of Venezuelans at dinner. They all want to talk at the same time. This is what I told you. I told you this happened. I told you I told you I told you I told you I was gonna be lying to you I told you a lot of this doesn't make sense We're gonna be quick bullshit my head. I'm doing some quick ghost math in my head. I'm moving He's piggybacking they're literally humping each other They're jumping up and down. Yeah. One's jumping up and down. There are. But he's got a disability. He's got a flip. Yeah. He's got no legs, but he's jumping up and down. He's floating. So that kind of gives them that so they

Oh, she's totally yeah, she's Yeah, she doesn't know what to do. Okay, okay, so you know your mother is the one that I was picking up with the brain and your mother tells me that you had to make a lot of choices and decisions connected to her departure. Is that correct? Yes, she showed me the light switch which means that you had to make choices and decisions connected to our departure. Is that correct? Yes, she showed me the light switch, which means that you had to make choices and you weren't sure.

And that... She showed me a light switch. She showed me a light switch. Where did she show you this light switch? How are you communicating to people here on earth and then seeing all this stuff in the background? That's what gets me about this lady is that how is it even possible

that she's processing all of this? You know, there's that young Hollywood guy, like the guy who has, he's got like a real affectation about him. If you've seen this celebrity, you like it. Yeah, celebrity psychic. Okay. And he's done a bunch of famous, bunch of famous people, right? Like the Kardashians, Corey Hame, Jay Leno, he's done a bunch of people, right? He's got a real affectation. So you know him, because it's kind of a weird, it's a unique affectation that he has to his voice and to his mannerisms. But what he'll do is he'll sit there and he'll doodle, and he takes his time.

He's like very slow about how he brings forward the information. It's almost like, if I was going to believe some bullshit, I would believe his bullshit, because at least he's pretending like he's listening to something else besides the person in the information. It's almost like if I was going to believe some bullshit, I would believe his bullshit because at least he's pretending like he's listening to something else besides the person in the room. To reset is nonstop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the conversation that happens between you and I. I know. You're going back. And you're saying maybe if I did into this,

maybe if I switched this doctor or brought her to this hospital, that my mom would still be here or maybe- She's showing me a light switch, which means you're turning on and off the life of that equipment in the hospital. That's our power. Yeah, she telling me you've unplugged her. She went, did you just get the chills of the goosebumps?

Yes. No, that that was your mother's soul that just moved through you to validate that you made all of the right choices and decisions. What happens is when spirit brings up certain things like your mom is doing, it's because you're carrying that negative emotion, which is not giving you the ability to heal. Your mother shows me her pocketbook. So did you keep her pocketbook or do you still have her pocketbook? Oh my God!

I have my dead mother's pocketbook. I mean... She's showing me a mother's pocketbook which means make a donation to the Teresa Caputo Foundation. A non-non-profit. A non-profit minus. A non-non-profit. It's double negative. We're a non-profit for a profit corporation.

For things inside the pocket because I do. Is there a credit card with a current expiration date? Can I see it? I'm seeing a one in the string of credit card numbers. Can you pull it out and read it to me? I asked for these little crazy things because I'm the first one to say what I do is absolutely crazy. How can someone communicate with someone that has died? She's always talking about her fucking self. Always. She's always making excuses. My gift. My thing. This is what happens. This is how they do it. This is when they come. This is what they show me. People ask how do I do it? People ask all the time. Yeah. She's always diverting attention to something else. She's excusemaking constantly.

But to bring up something that nobody would know about to validate that she says, nobody would know about. I don't know when to know about. It's such general things that she's saying. Didn't we say a word to each other that if one of us died, then Teresa Caputa could guess it,

then I was like totally apologized for her? Yes, I don't remember what that word was. But can you jump out of window here real quick so I can call Teresa? I don't remember what that word was. But can you jump out of window here real quick so I can call Teresa. I don't remember what it is either. We're terrible. Horrible. Hold on, I'm gonna tell Chrissy the word again. Okay, that's what we're gonna do. All right, we're gonna write it down on the notebook and we get the notebook and there it'll be. And by the way, I'm gonna write it on my notes right down your notes, rock, rock, rock.

Okay, but how am I gonna get to your notes if you got it? Well, I'm gonna write it, I mean, it's three years for the notes of the notebook. Oh, yeah, another list. But here's the thing, I have said this a million times. I've said this every time we've done a Tariq Kaputo clip review and I will say it now, Tariqsa, or anybody connected to Risa, or anybody connected Teresa,

or anybody that knows how to get a hold of Teresa, if you come on this show, and you can prove to me some information that I know about my own personal life that no one else would know, deceased loved one, some kind of relative, whatever it is. If I am convinced, I will literally apologize every, I will open this show without welcome back to the commercial break.

I will say tune into Teresa Caputo's show on A&E. I'm very ill, literally, but you can't and you won't. You're full of shit. Crossed you with all of my decisions and you did make all the right choices. She says, and I know how hard it was for you to say goodbye to me. She says that, is that what she's saying Teresa? Yeah.

You didn't know that I knew that you were by my bedside, holding me, fixing my hair, and kissing me, goodbye, and telling me that it was okay to let go. That's what you're doing. That's what you're doing. Someone's dying. It's a daughter. I mean, if you are to let go. That's what you do when someone's dying. Yeah. It's a daughter.

I mean, if you are blessed enough to go through that process with somebody, the dying process with somebody, what else are you gonna do? Spit at their face? Piss on their bed. I mean, what are you gonna do? Yeah, of course you're gonna give them a kiss and stroke their hair.

She is just so miserable for everybody involved because now this gives false hope to this lady that her dead husband, is dead husband or mother or whatever is talking to her. Yeah, you would be fine. She goes, Teresa, I kept my aunt in the bog and I let go, but my daughter is a mess.

Teresa. Is that correct? Teresa? Teresa, it's me. The mother of the woman you're talking to tell her she's Tell her to close my bank accounts and stop using my credit cards. Here. Here's my pocket book She's a mess God Tell her she's a hot fucking mess

Get over it Teresa I'm feeling up your I hope you don't mind I'm grabbing a little tail. I can do that. I'm a ghost. Oh Excuse me someone's piggybacking me. Oh I've got to get back to piggybacking now. Tell my daughter to fuck off Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. I've got to get back to piggybacking now. Tell my daughter to fuck off. So your mother says you need to hold up your end of the bargain because you told me that you would be okay. Now, when you just reading your mom's,

I don't know if she had a journal or like her address book. A dress book. Perfect. She goes, I don't even know why she's reading. Half the people are dead in that book. She goes, why is she still having a address book? Oh! So. Information gathered by producers ahead of time

or a plant. For sure without a doubt. So then when you were reading through your mom's address book, know that her soul was with you at that exact moment. She says it's okay to let go of certain things. Do you understand that? Yes's like my address book. I started that in 1897. That's right. I'm reading through my address book. I got to send out Christmas cards. It's hard to get all the people up here in purgatory. Do me a favor. Geraldine flowers. What's her current address? Oh, she died 1927.

Other also departed as well. Yes. So now that he's stepping up. No, her father's not depart. The girl ladies 80 years old. Yeah, I mean, come on. What she just kept telling him to sit down. She was also worried that's not our daughter just sits in fit. But that would be the person that will be right back with me.

To Lisa coming up after this. Oh, good. I'm so excited. Let's do it. Was your husband not feeling more prior to priorities departure? Just a little. I don't care if it was two days before if he's like, oh, I have a headache.

Ah! Hi. I asked her about the time I didn't feel good. I'm a man. That's every three days. I got a blister and I have to be taken care of for a week. I'm scared. Oh my God.

Oh my God. I'm scared. I don't care if he's gonna have two days before 10 years. I don't care if he's gonna have two days before 10 years. Tell her I need a boomer. I have a boomer. I asked her about that time. Tell her I need a boomer. I have a boomer. That's the time I did it, feel good. That's the time I was sick.

Has anybody here ever known anybody when the sick? Has anybody ever not felt good? I'm talking to you. That's what I'm talking to. Oh my god, this is too good. I don't feel good. I feel short of breath and then he just died. No. Wait, no. No. I didn't die up at this start, sorry. Can you see me jumping up and down? Can I piggyback you? Flownly up here. Can I piggyback you? It's lonely up here.

Ugh. I'm going to put this like, oh my God. Okay, but my husband died quite a while ago. It doesn't matter to me. As long as they're dead, that's all that matters. It doesn't matter. It's all that matters. It's all that matters.

That's kind of crass. That's a little off, isn't it? Yeah. I don't know if they've gone five days, five years, 50 years, do you understand that? Yes. But do you understand that? God, Jesus, Cretarisa.

How they got me to then come, what happens is they make me feel these things. You didn't acknowledge, I go to the next soul. So it's validating for you. So your dad had the issue with his legs. When spirit brings up a disability and your ailment, they don't want us to remember them sick. Right. So it's their way of saying,

I want you to remember me healthy. And your husband... Oh, hold on. What? What? So they jump up and down to let you know that they have a disability, but they don't want to be remembered for that disability

or that sickness, and they're letting you know that they have a disability that they don't want to be known for. The fuck are you talking about Theresa? You're so full of shit. And it's about them because he passed sudden and unexpected, is that correct? Yes. But yet not feeling well prior up to,

but not really making a big deal about it. Correct. So knowing that there was nothing that we could have done to have prevented the departure. Your husband is departed as well, ma'am. OK. Your husband says, I want to take this opportunity to thank you. Oh my God, that's a whole different level of bullshit.

And the thing is, is that this really makes people, like this makes people upset, right? Because they think that their loved ones are talking to Teresa. But Teresa, but not to them. How many stalkers must she have? I know, honestly. It's gotta be a ton. It's gotta be a ton of them.

She drives around like a big. Because once you have this connection with Teresa, don't you wanna keep talking to your loved ones and see the conduit? Yes. If one of my loved ones died, God forbid somebody close to me and somebody's literally had the scoop,

could talk to them and I believed it for one second. I would want to piggyback them. Yeah. Yeah. All right, plenty more on Teresa. So we'll get to it the next episode. I promise. This is one thing I know we can do.

How? Because we're going to record it in two seconds. So we won't forget about it. Oh my god. OK. Wow. Well, we're going to take a short break, and then we'll do another episode.

I'm going to go get my Sears catalog out. That's right. I've still got my Sears catalog. Blue snuck in here. Well, well, blue is in here. The fuck? I'm not so all controlled of this household. It's kid screaming in the background. In laws everywhere. I don't even know what's going on anymore, but it's Christmas, so. And I know this will be coming out after Christmas, but I hope you had a nice holiday, Hanukkah, Kwanza, whatever it is you celebrate. Chrissy and I are super grateful for all the time and attention that you've given us in season number three. It's been an explosive year, and I don't mean my bout of celimanella. I mean, growth wise for the commercial break and a moment of seriousness, we are super grateful.

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