The Commercial Break - Naked From The Torso Up

Episode Date: February 11, 2022

Bob the screaming gym rat running around Bryan's fitness center is back! Bryan and Krissy wonder if he is dangerous or just entertaining. Then the Furry community responds to rumors of a litter box being placed in public middle schools. Finally, the gang review one of their targets, Mountain Monsters. They find the very fist episode and use the new studio to watch and comment. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Or ghost. On any of these shows has a legitimate scientist ever, or anybody ever caught a glimpse of the monster because the cameraman who we lovely, who we refer to as Billy, no matter who it really is. Oh, guys, I'm so sorry. When you said it over here, I think you meant over there. I was at the craft table. It's a grilled cheese day! Macaroni and cheese all you want!

Our story was good. I think we better come back out here tonight and see if we can get some more evidence. We're going to find a wolfman and I need to know what this is. You guys can help me out and appreciate it. I need to understand what I didn't invite him for a sweet tea.

I need to know if it's't invite him for sweet tea. I need to know if it's single. I need to know if it's single. I need to know if it's single. I need to know what kind of music she likes. Help me out. This dindershit ain't flying. I need to know if I've got something I can have sex with out here.

Or if I'm out of loss. You know what I'm saying? Cause I was off in the torso. Look pretty good to me. A little hairy for my taste, but you know, man's got to do what a man's got to do. Hey, say you guys have an all our Ashley pants you're going to throw away. I'm going to make some hats on them. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I don't know why I started saying that. The only commercial break you'll ever need. Because there is another commercial break. There is a commercial break. Yes, not THE commercial break, but it's a commercial break. Please don't get us confused, but please leave us your reviews either way.

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I think that's a VPN, I think is what that is. It's very round. We've already talked about that. I don't want more podcasts. Talk is boring to the audience. They're not podcasters. They're listening to a podcast. Update on Bob at the gym.

Because you wanted to know. Oh, please do, I was wondering. He actually got, I was there yesterday and he was there yesterday and he was doing the same thing. So those of you who didn't listen to this episode I went to the gym for the first time in a long time about a week and a half ago first time long time and There was a guy that was came up on one of the machines next to me. He was screaming at himself No one's gonna tell you how to do it mom

You're the best mom do it mom You show them Bob He was literally screaming to, while using the machine extremely dangerously, he's like wrapping the wire around his neck and ganking it with his neck, he was like, the sky was all over the place. So yesterday he was on the free weight,

one of the free weight machines, and he must have put like seven plates on there. I mean, you know, like 7,000 pounds or whatever it is. And he was trying to do a leg press, like a leg pull up, you know, and he, and obviously he wasn't doing it because he had so much weight on him. Now the guy is a bigger, he's bigger than I am. I've heard himself.

He's gonna fucking get a, you know, like his anus is gonna come out or something. Yeah, someone's gonna pop. Yeah, something's gonna pop. And it's probably gonna be his ego because Bobby and Chris Cozy think he is. But so he was like, he was like, RRRRRRR yourself. I listened to the whole thing. Yeah.

And the guy wasn't trying to be like, he wasn't being petite about what he was saying. He was saying it out loud. And there was only like 12 of us in the entire gym. It was Sunday evening. So there wasn't a lot of people there. And he said, he said, hey man, you're gonna hurt yourself. Right.

Like, you ought to back off that a little bit. Chill. You know, chill. You ain't gonna be able to do seven plates, right? And, uh, I was like, thanks, man, I got it, I got it. And then he goes back, oh, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, and I'm like, this guy must be a joyride and death.

Oh, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, yeah, right. So then someone who works there, you can do Bob, yeah, you can do a Bob. Like you got it, Bob. You got it, you two pumped, you know, two pumped jump. You can do a bob. Yeah, you can do a bob. Like you got it, Bob. You got it. You two pumped. You're no do pump jump.

You got three in you. Get it, get it, get it, get it. Little at a time, little at a time. Think about baseball. Think about baseball. So someone at the gym, someone working at the gym, finally walked over to Bob and said, you got a ton of down.

Yeah, we got a house. Yeah, we've had a few complaints. You got a ton of down. Even though it was no one was complaining, because I saw all 12 people in the gym. And we were all highly entertained. No one was complaining. We were all had a few complaints. You got to tone it down. Even though it was no one was complaining because I saw all 12 people in the gym, and we were all highly entertained. No one was complaining. We were all having a great time.

We were hoping Bob would not get a get a get a get a get for the next 30 minutes. Yeah, for the next person. Yeah, like, oh, he took it down a notch. He didn't like, he didn't go, he heard what she said. Like he wasn't totally crazy, right? But so then he was like,

ah, good, good, good, good, good. you could still hear, and I just thought I was having so much fun. I thought, and again, I don't want to videotape him. I'm certainly not going to put it on the commercial break. I don't want it to be. Right now. Yeah, listen, Bob just has a weird way of working out. I don't know how he got all those muscles when he's doing exercises he clearly can't do. But then so after that, then he went to the dumbbells and he picked up like two 25ers, which is heavy.

25 pound dumbbells are not heavy. And he was doing this whole number where he brings it up to us, like right in doing a dance kind of, yeah the hammer curl, you know? And then he was side-stepping a bit, like he was dancing, and he was, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

to the music, to the beat of the music, which was, they have been the most ridiculous music on the gym yesterday. It was like, Christian rock or something, you know? Ah, pra-zee, pra-zee, pra-zee, pra-zee, and I was like, goddamn, turn, crazy, crazy. And I was like, God damn, turn this shit off. And I don't have a great book on tape right now.

So I was just listening to the Bob, do the workout for Christian Ron. Anyway, Bob's still alive. He's still there. That's good to know. He's been asked to tone it down, and he took a half to heart. You know, he's still a Bob in there

that needs to express how he feels. Exactly. So I look forward, I actually wish I had a schedule of when Bob was gonna be there because it makes me work out a little bit harder because I'm having so much fun. I'm like, well, I'll get an extra rip in. Why not?

I'll use this machine staring at Bob. And then I'm like, my eyes are constantly darting like they are here at the show. YouTube.com slash the commercial break, please go there, like and subscribe. You subscribe,

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where it's a five to 10 minute clip, we talk about something that has nothing to do with the show topics. So YouTube.com slash the commercial break if you would go there. I wanted to give you an update on the furries. Do you remember this? Oh, yes. So, the woman that was from the PTA, she was concerned because there was a litter box in the UNIS X bathroom at the school.

She had heard of rumor and she knew it was happening all across the country. She was sure of it. It's bloating. Yes. Yes. Literally, she wanted to let the world know on live local television, wherever she was at, but probably Florida, because that's where all that shit happened. She wanted to let the world know that she knew after an investigation that many, many litter boxes

were being placed in the unisex bathrooms for the furry community so that they could pee pee poo poo in the litter box to which Chrissy and I said who fucking cares? Pee pee poo poo poo poo away. All that. Pee pee poo poo poo away. I mean, you know, what's the difference? Have you ever been into a unisex bathroom at a high school?

I mean, it's kind of a litter box anyway, right? It's, you know, kids are not the cleanest with their urinations. And if you want to be a furry, be a furry, and if you want to pee in the litter box, well, long time not hurting anybody, who the fuck cares? But she said it was a agenda being pushed by, you know, probably Bill Gates. Who knows? It's a great lady's I can whack John. But there, no, the school Principles came out came out okay, and they said I addressed it She said in all my years of teaching I've never had to address something so ridiculous And it actually makes me sad to let you know that there are not litter boxes anywhere in the school for any reason Let alone the bathrooms

Yeah, and maybe we have better things to worry about. And which is what exactly what Christiana said, is that while this woman is preparing her, you know, three minute long speech to the school board every week so that she can, you know, be a right fighter, her children are going unparons it. Because why don't you just talk to your kids about that? Do you like pissing in a litter box? Is that what you like to do?

Is it, are you hurting anybody with that? Is this a problem? You mean you go see a therapist? No, okay, piss in a litter box? Is that what you like to do? Is it, are you hurting anybody with that? Is this a problem? I mean, you go see a therapist? No, okay, pissing a litter box. Just clean it up after yourself. I care, it should scoop it. Yeah, they're playing make believe. Okay, scoop it.

Fresh scoop. So anyway, the furry community has now responded. I'd like to let you know. Do I need to read a little bit of this? Yes, please. Members of the furry fantasy subculture tell the post that they are not wild about this week's viral rumor Then a Michigan school put a litter box on one of its bathrooms for the kids to identify for the kids to use who identify

X cats as one hairy parent put it Far hairy Just a moron you call it you see it far from Nearly identifying his felines furlies are anthropomorphic Community whose members sometimes dress up as a variety of animals at conventions or of special Fursonas with whom they connect for so to first so didn't that cute at least 250,000 Americans identify as furry That's a lot. That's a lot more than I expected But still luckily a minority of the population God bless you. I don't give a shit if you dress up

This subset says they're mostly not in it for sexual reasons, but there's always one of a bunch. Yeah, there's sexual beings. Yeah, of course, you know, if you're, if you're into, let's not lie about this. Come on guys, I mean, well, okay, most people aren't into it for sex, but don't say that a majority of people aren't in it

for sex because that's not true. Because if you like dressing up in it, it's not, maybe you don't say that a majority of people aren't in it for sex because that's not true. Because if you like dressing up in it, it's not maybe it's not, maybe you don't fetishize the actual costume, but you're a sexual being. You like to have sex. If you see another attractive kitty cat full-size adult-sized kitty cat dressed up in plus costume. Yeah, if I see a hot cat dress up like a kitty cat a hot woman dress up like a kitty cat, a hot woman, dress up like a kitty cat. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not a furry, but I go for it. You know, why not?

It's a shame that the furry community still endures negative media portrayals and public misconceptions as deviance because the truth of this is remote as deviance because the truth of this remarkable and resilient community is far more interesting and complicated says Dr. Sharon E. Roberts an associate professor at the University of Waterloo.

Waterloo. This is a joke. Yeah, I see you somewhere. Yeah, I think so. I think you're right. I think that in the long run this kind of attention will help us, however, help us as a community. However, you know, it's ridiculous that people are continuing to stereotype us and push their agendas on our community. Now, I won't go through the whole thing, but basically what they said is kind of what we had said, our sentiments, which were, these people are just playing make believe.

For the most part, most of these people are playing make believe. It doesn't hurt anybody in the community. It doesn't harm themselves. They on weekends, they like to go dress up like puttypats, right? Puttypats or dogs or big stuffed bears or whatever it is. You know, like, lions, dragons. Here, I got a picture. Oh my.

Here. Oh. You see there. You see that? There you go. You see, you see, dot com slash, dot com, commercial break. Yeah, see, you know, they like to dress up

as all kind of things. There's dragons and it's cosplay is what it is basically You know it's cosplay costume play. It's what it is and cosplay is not limited to just people who like to dress up like furry animals No, it's not And I say to cosplay God bless you if you want to go cosplay cosplay you want to dress up for Harry Potter movie dress up for Harry Potter movie Yeah, there are plenty of adults who dress up for Harry Potter movie, dress up for Harry Potter movie. Yeah.

There are plenty of adults who dress up for Star Trek and Star Wars and all this other shit. The truth is, is that it's like deadheads or fishheads or commercial break fans. It's the besties. The besties. We all identify with the group of people and usually there's a lot of love in that community because everyone has something that they enjoy together. Exactly. And usually there's a lot of love in that community because everyone has something that they enjoy together Right, and now well we all may have fun at at cosplays expense sometimes You know listen lots of people have fun. I think comic con is huge. Yeah here. Yeah, comic con is huge here Everybody dresses up and not just 13 year olds

40 year old 50 year 60 year all ages. Yeah, and so you you know, Halloween, we all draw, you know, I don't, but most people dress up for Halloween with some way, shape or form. I think leave these fucking people alone. Don't throw your stupid political agendas on them and if they want to piss in a litter box, who fucking care? Honestly, think about that.

It's hard. Who cares? If you want to piss in a litter box, piss in a litter box. Yeah, maybe we all should try it. I have tried it. I do have a sexual fetish around litter boxes. And I say go for it.

The furry community wants us to know that there are people too. They are. And sometimes cats. But mostly people. I'm not a cat. And they're angry about this lady who is now, who is now all across the internet. And luckily most people think this is ridiculous. But there is a segment of a certain media outlets

that have actually taken this and ran with them, saying that all of these... It's disgrace. It's a disgrace and our children are being ruined by this or by that. When these numb nuts who are talking on these media outlets were in their teens or they were children or whatever it was. People, they were dressing up as, you know,

Captain fucking kangaroo or cowboy bob or whatever. It's just the way it is kids play make believe. And some adults do too because you know what, they like to play make believe. Well Disney made a whole fucking billion dollars often. Yeah, it's okay. You know, draw a little cartoon character. It's okay.

Let kids be kids. Let them do their thing. Yeah. And I'll say this to all you furries out there. If you need a litter box to piss in, I got one right under the table. And I'm prepared. I'm prepared to allow you and my Unisex bathroom,

known as a commercial break studio for this. I just don't get it. I don't get why I get having fun with it. Like I get having fun with the community or the fact that they dress up or whatever. I don't get demonizing them for your own political purposes. It's so stupid. There are full grown men who chase monsters out there,

hardly. Oh, I'm a full grown man who who chase make believe monsters. I'm getting very excited. I'm getting very excited. I was trolling on the internet. Yes, as you do. As I do. And I know that it's been a while. It's been a long break. Lots of people were upset that we were gone for so long. I don't know who those people are. I just pretended in my head they're all upset, right? Yes. Up in arms. You know, we're high on the charts now,

holy we got a reputation to uphold. You know, see, you know, see basement yard covering this kind of topic. We last year did a wildly popular segment on monster hunter. So we did actually three. Yeah, it's really good. It was, it was a lot of fun.

I mean, these guys are just, I mean, perfect. They're, they're more than perfect. They're, they're lovely. And they're just, I just don't know how much more fun you could have with this. Monster Hunter is a television program on the travel channel. Was on the travel channel.

I don't think it's on anymore, actually. Was on the travel channel. You could find it on YouTube. This guy on the travel channel. I don't think it's on anymore actually. It was on the travel channel. You could find it on YouTube. This guy's needed a break. The adi- These are break. They put, they ran out of bullshit to talk about. They ran out of fake monsters not to catch.

Yeah. I'm sorry. So Chrissy and I caught on to monster hunters last season. We started reviewing some of the audio on the tapes because it's just so ridiculous that anybody takes this seriously. But I bet some of the audio on the tapes because it's just so ridiculous that anybody takes this seriously. But I bet some of the same people who are, no, whatever, anyway.

The same people who are demonizing the first are watching monster authors alone. One of my favorite parts is that you brought up, as you brought up, that the camera guy never conceived to catch. Never, not once on tape. The monster. Never not once.

Or goes. On any of these shows has a legitimate scientist ever or anybody ever caught a glimpse of the monster because the cameraman who we lovely who we refer to as Billy no matter who it really is. Oh guys, I'm so sorry. When you said over here, I think you meant over there.

How's at the craft table? It's grilled cheese day. Macaroni and cheese all you want. Never catches the animal that they're trying to chase. Never not once, even though he's right there and everybody, they have encounters with them, they get bitten and they get scratched and they get clawed and they get pulled into the water.

The cameraman has never caught up with it. They do get caught in the water. They've got one guy got pulled into the water, the cameraman has never caught up with it. I do get a lot of water. So I've got one guy got pulled into the water. And the 375 pound man who's leading these man children around this adventure, right? I'm sure as an actor must be, he's stopping the camera. You know, the camera man's behind him. So everyone's too slow to the action. Oh, man, I got bold

in. So I'm a grab a wrap on the foot. Just miss it. Did you hear that? He was shooting at us. They've been shot at. They've been stabbed. They went to a higher sense. They went to a cabin. There was something about a fence. One time. Oh, yeah, he got his balls stuck in the fence. The balls cutting the fence. That probably was real. They went to a cabin in the woods one time and they saw. There was a nest.

Yeah, there was a nest. They had a nest. There was Bigfoot was watching TV in one of the plays, remember that? It's a TV. Yeah. Bigfoot nest. Bigfoot nest. So we've had lots of fun with this.

We've done probably three episodes. You can go back and watch on season number two but we had so much fun that I thought we'd revisit now that we have the ability to not only listen but to allow everybody to watch this. So this is the very first episode of Monster Hunter. Of the very first episode of Monster Hunter. We went back to the first one of Frankie and going back to the timeline. We went to the first dating one of Frankie, which aired last week or the week before. His nice crotch.

It's the almost awful video I've ever seen in my tarla. But that's just that's early Frankie. That's early Frankie. He had honed his... Even the velvet underground sounds real bad when they got together. But look how that turned out. And now we're getting it laundry mad somewhere. Okay. even the velvet underground sounds real bad when they got together. Right, but look how that turned out. Now we're getting longer in that somewhere. Okay. Now I'd like to present to you, let's get the full reaction hot shot.

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Seven foot, 500 feet. Wolf. Oh. We're gonna build a cage of catch the wolf man. And you are worried about a litter box or men building cages for the wolf man And you're worried about a litter box. What is that is that like ultra violent? That's a that's night. That's night. vision. Yeah, which is actually just real high contrast on your iPhone, but that is. Thermo upper.

What the heck is this? That's a kill side. A kill side. A kill side. That's a kill side. Is there where they kill the ratings right here? Yeah. There was like a little skeleton.

Yeah, this is where they killed the power to the camera that's gonna get it's gonna catch this bastard on television. Work figuring out where his character he is, so we're closing in on him. We're going on all around. Hey, standing up on the back of my neck. I got air standing up on the back of my balls. I love that. I don't believe that. Whatever.

Shit. Yeah. You know why? First of all, second of all, I mean, either are... I got shit going on all around me. Yeah, it's a fucking television set, dude. Of course you do. And you're in the floor.

I know. And we haven't even got... this is just a pre-limit to show This is just the opening shot there was many monologue montage Generations the Appalachian mountains have had more sightings of mysterious creatures Than anywhere else in the United States mysterious creatures Then anywhere else in the United States What was that we need backup now a band of heart we need backup We need back up we're out of doughnuts

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One team of native West Virginia's signs. Seeks the truth. Monster. Oh, monsters. We've had it down to Hazelbrink and Tucky to investigate Tucky Wolfman. Wolf County. Wolf County has to be a place for a Wolfman. You think?

Makes sense. Where did they go, Bob? Wolf County. Kentucky. This is just too good to be true. They're going to Wolf County, Kentucky to catch the Wolfman. The Kentucky Wolfman, I mind you. Not the regular Wolfman.

No. Not the year-everyday average, Wolfman. Not for Georgia, Wolfman. The Kentucky Wolf Man, I mind you. Not the regular Wolf Man. Not the year every day average. Not for Georgia Wolf Man. No, there's differences, so there's slight but the differences. If you notice, the Kentucky Wolf Man likes Pepsi Cola. But the Georgia Wolf Man is privated to Coca-Cola. This looks like a dog to me. I don't know.

I'm Trapper. I spend probably 250 days a year in the woods The hunting big white tails and bear is my life Yeah, you're hunting those elusive Kentucky bear He spends 200 I May that he spends 250 days. Yeah, he's trying to get out of the house. Yeah, he's wife doesn't want him in the house They get shit out of here by. Yeah, his wife doesn't want him in the house They get shit out here Bob a toe Jane no Dinner Bob

I'm going to have sex with the wolf Leaving's We started a That's Appalachian investigators of this church in an unfortunate name Ames. And when you say it with a country accent, it sounds like AIDS. We started Ames.

In 2006, we started Ames right there. It's Sam's War. Appalachian. Appalachian Investigators of Mysterious Science. What a cool name we came up with, Ames. Do you like that, Ames? We get business cards. Ames. Do you like that? Ames. We get business cards.

Ames, to please. Oh my God. We check out mysterious sightings from Pennsylvania, down through Georgia. We've been every place. We've been every place. Every place. Kentucky and Georgia. We've been every corner of the globe.

South Kentucky, North Kentucky, North South Kentucky. Georgia. Yeah, it's always in Virginia. Georgia, South Carolina or Kentucky. That's where they've been. Very reports of what's the type of creatures down there, Jeffs come up with. All of them are born as a green.

That's where the Kentucky wolf is. Jeffs are researchers. There's old silver. You have to research her. What's even research and moon pies? Hi. Hi. Hi.

Oh, guys. I don't know. This is a little scary. Wolf County. That's where the wolf is. I think that's, I think this is the indication we should turn around. We're not actual investigators, are we? You said you were a door greeter at K-Mart. Minds 1760 when the first silver mine was found. I believe that that's where it's hanging

out is hiding there. Why? Why? It's attracted to shiny things. I mean, it's a cave, I guess. All right, okay. I'm trying to suspend this belief for one second. It's a cave. Wolfman, wolf creature, wolf monster. We're talking like a seven foot, 500 pound wolf. A seven foot 500 pound? You're like 500 pound?

That's a dog. That's no wolfman. That's a German shepherd epic. Yeah. Wolf, 500 pound. Yeah. I got drips searched with a dog like and by a sign of time.

That's a German. That's the last deal in German shepherd. Yeah, it's a big teeth. It's to kill and he does nothing but kill. There's been a long time there. He's a German. That's just a nasty looking German. Yeah, it's a big teeth. It's to kill and he does nothing but kill. Has it been a long time there? He's a killer. Actually, he's a killer. He's got a killer instinct just like John the Trapper back here.

He doesn't talk much. She lost his teeth in an unfortunate bear trap accident. But he likes the trap. But John, tell him what you've been trapping lately. Mainly squirrels, but I'm up for the job. It's just like a really big squirrel with nasty teeth. It's just about 500 pounds more. Guys, did you say 500 pounds?

I don't know, I didn't sign up for this. I'm getting scared. Who's that talking? He's me in the back of the truck. I don't know, I didn't sign up for this. I'm getting scared. Who's that talking? He's me in the back of the truck. It's cold back here, guys. Can you turn the heat on open a window? Then some really strong reports from the 70s clear up through in the 2000s to current date.

And they're basically in Wolf County. People actually lock their doors and stuff down there at night and won't go outside that they're that beard of them. They've had sightings for years. What's the buckle barrier? That's not what I was saying. This is too good to be true. This is good acting actually. These guys...

You gotta give it to these guys. They made a career out of this. They actually got someone to bite off on this bullshit and they had a halt, they had like four seasons, five seasons of this. I can imagine these guys are making, have made millions of dollars off of this content. And have a fun doing it. And have a fun doing it. Now I don't see the big guy, we normally see associated with this. There's another guy.

Huh? No, there's another dude. But you know, this is the beginning. This is early days. This is early days of Ames. Appalachian industry is men of stoutness. Ames. Even got a fantastic folklore following story. They're saying it's like a burrilla.

Across between a bear and a gorilla because of the hair. Around here they drink the burrilla sesperilla. It's said to be a combination of wolf pee and lemonade with extra sugar. I've not heard burrilla I've not heard that term. It's like a burrito. Thank you, Ames. It's like a barista. It's like how I like to watch Jeopardy.

That's right. To learn things, I mean. That's right. Active, impotent men searching for bigfoot. Ames, buh. I'm part of Ames, buh. Actively, impotent men searching. Well, I don't have it with me.

Card carrying. I'm my old one expired. I'm wearing a new one. Actually, they won't let me in. I'm not impotent. Close me by Pete. By Pete. Yeah, that means it's sex with both kinds.

The Kentucky and the non-Katuggy will buy Piedel. Buy Piedel. What the fuck is going on in this episode? I love it already. We're only two seconds in the video. No, I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. They end up on his hot legs and runs like hell and kills everything in sight.

Okay, there, break it down to the ground. Sounds friendly. Did you say kills? Everything in sight? I feel. I think I don't weigh as much as you guys. Hazel Green. Hazel Green.

Our first meeting in Hazel Green is going to be a true outdoorsman, a trap shooter named ARR. He actually had an eyewitness. His name is Arr. One letter. Arr. This episode is brought to you by the letter Arr. Wait, let's just break down for a second. His hat or I think that might be a hanker chiff as a big rose. He's got Laura Ashley leggings cut into a hat.

But then these beards. He's got one of the beard with, you know, they tie it up. Yeah, they tie it up so it's nice and long so it looks like a ponytail. It's a chin tail. Siding of a wolf man. I really want to see where you saw that. I like to be out there. I really want to see where you saw that. I like to be out there.

I really want to see the empty wish. Oh, it's. Yeah, it's his name. He's a marksman. So they got this guy name, his name is R, and it's literally the letter R. Yeah, it has an quotation. Only in Kentucky.

It's a marksman. Yeah, and I like to duck it, by the way. It's a very beautiful place. It is. I like to hunt. Mostly I like to hunt birds. We have an expression where we shoot. If it flies, it dies. I come up here a couple times.

I always feel like the hunt birds, but I mean, a seven foot, 500 pounds. That's right, everyone's in a bad mood. I see a 500 pound creature on a time legs running at me. I'll shoot that instead. Just for shits and giggles. Usually I go for canary. I said.

I said. Usually you burn. That's right. Usually I'm, I'm, usually I take my shotgun at hummingbirds. But yesterday I saw a $7,040 foot creature eating my dog. So I said, eh,40 foot creature eating my dog. So I said, eh, what not? My leg.

My name is R. This area right here, I was looking over through there and about where that tree is at a 45 degree angle. There's a white spot on it. It was in that area right there. It was obvious to me it was large and it was dark. I could only see it from probably mid torso up. Still couldn't.

I was trying to get a look at it dick, but I could only see it's chest. I wanted to know what he was working with. He is bipedal, of course, if he didn't know. And by the way, what in fr- They're now out at a campsite or something where the guy saw this five years ago. Because the first thing they had to do is I wanna get a look at where you saw it.

Like that's gonna garner any information. It's just a couple of trees, it's some grass. Yep, this looks like on a place where you would see something. If you were gonna see something, it definitely would be right here. I'm not talking about a wolf, but I'm just talking about something. If you were going to see something, it definitely be right here. I'm not talking about a wolf bed. I'm just talking about something. Oh my God. You see that tree with the

white spot? That was it. That was it. I just thought I'm too. So, yeah, torso up naked from naked from naked from the belt up. He had a nice set of tits. I'm telling you. I've never wanted to lick Harry said it to so much and you should see my wife She's got the hairiest of them all What it was until he got into the clear and I got a good look at it Okay, now we see a picture of that supposed wolf man. As drawn by a Matthias.

That's drawn, yeah. As drawn by my one and a half year old daughter. That's not even a good picture. Oh my god. That's not scary in the least. Look at that. That's clearly drawn with crayons. Yeah. We need a picture. Anybody here in the least. Look at that. That's clearly drawn with crayons. Yeah. We need a picture.

Anybody here at the production offices? Oh, guys. I wish you would have told me. I took one of those art classes online. You know the kind you see on television? You two can be an artist. You want me to draw Wolfman? I can draw Wolfman. Okay, go at it. What exactly is this? It's a wolfman. Looks like a penis with teeth. And not a lot of good-looking penis.

Like a huge wolf. This thing is on its back legs. Can you give us some kind of idea, you know, height size? It was something that was in the neighborhood of seven foot tall, probably 400 pounds. Color was about the color of coyotes in this area with a little more dark in it, across the shoulders and down the back.

It was not scared, did he get me? He was blonde, but he looks like he had an head that's hair done in a while, he had roots. He's eyebrows had just been done. You know what I'm saying? You know it goes. Look at the one guy writing things down like he's objective. Well he's the research.

Let's talk about the research. Yeah, he's getting such great detail. Can you tell us about how big it was? I don't know about seven foot. What color was he? Ah, you know, the color of a coyote. And what color is that? You know, the color of a squirrelote and what color is that you know the color of a squirrel what color is that you know like that tree over there very uneasy feeling I didn't know

whether to be afraid of it or not most. You see a 700 pound, seven foot monster with tea. You have from 500 or 400 pounds, but yeah. So 400 pounds, seven foot. Standing on its back legs. Standing on its back legs. Going, I said to myself, what? I don't know. Should I be afraid of this?

Should I shoot it? Should I make a love to it? Should I ask it out for a drink? Should I invite it in for sweet tea? I don't know, I couldn't decide in that moment. So I said, I'm gonna go back to the house and I'll chew on it. Oh, maybe he wasn't afraid.

No, I wouldn't be afraid either. Predator animal, just head for high country. When I start here in Gunfire close to him, which this creature came in to check it out. Buck you go down there what tree you think it was and we'll take a look at you. A tree. What tree do you think you were standing close to? That'll give us some investigative clues. Yep, looks like he likes pine.

Yep, looks like he likes pine. I am detecting his privy to the southeastern tall pine. I'm going to put that in my notes for my research. Yeah, you know, when I put out my paper, then the United States medical journals. I ain't tall enough. I understand I'm the young pup, but he likes to pick it that a little bit. I'll just add two foot.

Oh fuck, what's, what's, what's, what can I say? He's no good. Rookie, by the way, this is the guy who takes charge later on down the road. Okay. Yeah, books of rookie. He's fresh face.

He's, he doesn't have his big beard like he does in the other episodes, but he's the rookie now. Yeah doesn't have his big beard like he does in the other episodes, but he's the rookie now. Yeah. And he's gonna have to go stand next to that tree. I understand I'm the rookie and I might have to do some things, but standing next to the tree really got me quite nervous. Why?

I'm not sure. I think they told us the axe scared. Guys, what do you want me to do in that tree shop? Put bucks next to you. Hey, Buck! Buck! What? Move around a little bit.

Now, walk over to that tree right there. Over to the tree on your lap. Who's left? Put your hands up on the tree and walk over there. What tree? Bend over Buck Show us what you're working with Put your hands up on that tree and shake that ass Buck. We'll need to put our rookies there a little bit of hazing

Okay now drop your pants and show us your scrundal sack Okay now Joe's gonna come over and tie you to the tree. We'll be back in two to four weeks to see if we caught a wolf man. Do us a favor. Remember any details you get in the wolf man banging you in the rear. Thanks Buck. Talk to you soon. Bangin' you in the rear. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha producers on here are so stupid as to think people would find this funny and the crazy thing is there's probably lots of people sitting on those mountain monster they don't have a yuck it up don't they? on your left there's 70 find your dreams

your other lab 20 foot to your right yeah there you go y'all are nice where I was going dummy? there we go now reach up there like seven or eight feet. I can't reach seven or eight feet. I can't reach seven or eight feet. I keep telling you. Now, disrobe from the build up.

Let's hear it. Tarsie or Darsow. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. This is such great. These guys are put together one of the funniest, if you look at it in the right way. And I know like, you know, like mystery science theater 3000, which this is an obvious, you know, oh, too, right? I mean, this kind of comedy is done the best by some of the professionals, but it's just so ridiculous that it has to be common. Like these guys don't go home at night and think that they found a seven foot, 400 pound monster man naked from the torso. It's Santa Claus, let's get this together. Alright! Alright, back! Alright! Alright! They're having fun.

They're having fun. They're having fun. They're having fun. They're having fun. They're having fun. They're having fun. They're having fun. They're having fun.

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They're having fun. They're having fun. They're having fun. They're having fun. They're having fun. They're You can poke it in the stomach. You can rub its genitalia. You can give it kisses on the back of its neck. Give me your butt. I'll go your butt. It's just part of the haze and you'll end it. It's me, I'll.

I had to go through it too. It's just me, I'll. It's just me, I'll. Are you a big spoon or a little spoon, but today you're a big spoon. Hey guys, come here. Yeah, you smell that. Fuck just farted. Yeah I smell there. You smell that? That's my mouth. Okay guys pull my finger. Yeah, I look at that. Y'all said?

Say something rubbed up against that tree. Yeah, it was you. You were just rubbing out against that tree. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, come on, Buck. I thought you were over there playing around. You made a whole dent. He's doing some wackin' by the wackin' newt.

Oh, guys, I'm got to think this is such a good idea. I love the highlight of it, it's a white spot on the tree. It's actually a good rain would do that. This is the most ridiculous thing. I know they put a nice flash in there too. Everything in these shows is dictated by the music and the lighting. So when it's getting serious, it was just funny and so they had, you know, I'm franny, franny, franny, franny,

but when it's serious, it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like that right there. I'd make him a good four foot please back. How do you know birding scratch is back on there? Look at that small bird. A bird? It's grown up on it. Let me tell you what. What? Because first thing you'll do is what turns scrap that tree right like that before it rubs on. And they have a little bear a little bear be rubbing up this heart. The rubber to be up here. Wouldn't be down there. The The rubbing will be up here. It wouldn't be down there. The stress works will be up here. Now you understand?

I got you. He'd have his hands way up high and he'd be pretending to be understand. Do you understand? I got you. Not pretty much. But I got you. Yeah, I trust you.

You say so. I'm tired of sure what you just said. Frida, I trust you. You say so. I'm tired of sure what you just said. Doesn't seem to be much difference to me. The tree looks like a tree. But OK. Our story was good. I think we better come back out here tonight

and see if we can get some more evidence. We're going to find a wolf man and I need to know what this is. You guys can help me out and appreciate it. I need to know what this is you guys can help me out appreciate it I Need to understand what I didn't invite him for sweet tea. I Need to know if it's single I need to know I need to know what kind of music she likes Help me out

This tinder shit ain't flying. I need to know if I've got something I can have sex without here, or if I'm out of loss, you know what I'm saying? Cause I was soft in the torso up. Looked pretty good to me. Little hairy for my taste, but you know, man's got to do what a man's got to do.

Hey, say you guys having a lower Ashley pants, you're gonna throw away. I'm gonna make some hats out of them. Which is my favorite part about this. Is he's literally wearing a floral print print a floral print do right yeah do rag well you know say sorry kind We're out here in the middle of the night because it's absolutely the best time to investigate a predator in the world Wait hold on

How do you know what the best time of night is to Embassy of the Predator of a Wolfman? There are lots of predators that eat during the day including the apex predator humans Wales tigers lions they'll eat during the day But okay, I'm following you. Yeah, okay. It's one forty three in the morning according to the clock. Yeah, it's probably 915. Man, it's a pretty. Oh, no. Oh, no.

We get our first interview with R today here in Wolf County, Kentucky. And that was an interview. We're starting up in here right now. And this first night investigation, we're looking for a couple of different things. Yeah, we were telling Bob to go left and... Yeah, they were using Bob.

That was an interview. That was an interview He said off when our first interview with our today. He asked two questions after all was he how big was he point out where you saw him six years ago Over there near the Packy weapon Danger's unreal this thing is huge Security So headnut security, so we're listening to Huckleberry, who's head of security. What are you securing?

You're going to stop the wolf man from coming to eat everything in sight. According to you. Be on top of you and take two or three of us out in no time. No, if it starts charging, she was going to have to start shooting. When she starts shooting and you put one in, he's coming. So be careful when that's starting shooting. Yes, follow my lead. What?

Be careful about stopping him from eating you. Because once you stop him from eating you, he's coming to eat you. So if he's not, if he's taking his five and a half foot paw with his sharp insizer like nails and he is clawing your heart out, be careful about kicking him into the potel. Then your brain's gone. Okay, so you got this like a choice you got to make. You got to say, what I'd rather lose my penis or let the other guys get away for a few minutes. Don't use that gun. He's telling him this because obviously they can't use a gun on the show.

So. Yeah. Eastern Kentucky is noted for their caves. So I'm looking for a rock overhang where he can find shelter. I'm looking for trails, tracks, scat, hair, anything that I can pick up to nail that he's in here. And I'm looking for this at night, even though we were here seven hours earlier during the day,

I am looking at night. I'm looking at night. I'm looking at night. I'm looking at night. I'm looking at night. I'm looking at night. I'm looking at night. I'm looking at night.

I'm looking at night. I'm looking at night. I'm looking at night. I'm looking at night see. Yeah, I know. Some researcher this guy is. He decided to go. I know. Well, first of all, we're looking for hair. This TV in the studio for, uh, uh, visual purposes, isn't the best, but. We're looking for hair at night. We're looking for scat.

Oh, guys, I'm sorry. That was me. I took a dump. There's one right here. Well, we got got we got coyotes. Yeah, right there. Yeah See him right here. See him right there a couple days old. Yeah, that's a 45 pounder 45 pounder From 700 pounds I Okay Came on them poised Twoails in like a cat.

As a researcher, I've spent years researching different things, different hunts, different tracking. If you don't know your animals, and if you don't know what you're doing, you're never going to be able to track a creature. As a researcher. Hi, I'm Brian Green. And as a researcher, I've researched lots of shit in my life. I know about canfarts. I know about Joe Rogan and Spotify. I know about which camera angles work

and do not work inside of this time of those studios. And DD Cantors. I'm now gonna go out and hunt a wolf fan as a researcher. What kind of researcher are you? I don't know. In which college are you and a professor emeritus? I'd like to know. Are you picking up anything on the thermals?

On the thermals. I don't know that. I'm sorry. I think it could be right above us. Make sure you keep that thermal think it could be right above us. Make sure you keep that thermal in there. It could be right above us. What are you doing flying around? What are you, a gummy bear? He's got secret tunnels up in the trees.

It could be above us. It could be above us. Fine here and there and everywhere. That cloud works right here and four claw marks right here is that claw marks. Let's like it don't It's a rock. It's just a rock It's a rock with a line of it. It's not claw marks. Is that claw marks? What's he doing? No, he's a rock climber? It's not claw marks, it's not claw marks. What's he doing? He's a rock climber.

With this big overhang laying over top of us, we are very susceptible to any predator getting on us from that vantage point. He get his paws in right there and in the point, you can see where he's slipping, got a hold right there. Yeah, pull right up along right there. He's very sweaty. You see here, where he was reading the New York Times while taking a shit he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he you, even as a researcher, how do you make, I mean,

this guy's literally pointing from far left to far right, go, you see over here, he's calling over here, then he made his way over there, then down there, then he had a drink of water, went back up, took a piss, took a shit game back down here, called his mom over here, he had dinner. Probably turkey. That's what the claw marks are telling me.

Here, they're gonna easily be something up above us above us watching us stalking us, you know. Something could easily have its eye on us if we could be its next male. I don't know. No, guys, that's just me. I'm sorry. I was up here just hanging out. You told me to stay as far away from the action as possible. So I was not to catch anything on camera.

Remember when you said, oh, we're rolling? I'm sorry. It's my second day. far away from the action is possible. So it has not to catch anything on camera. Remember when you said, oh, we're rolling. I'm sorry. It's my second day. I don't even recognize that. That's a spooky situation. I sent some action here coming. Yeah, there's water running. Yeah, I think it could be right above us. Oh, I said about. Y'all see this? Oh, I can't see. We're gonna run around a rock right over here. My years of experience tells me. Wait, is that a flashlight guys? So what you see on the screen now is literally a fuzzy flashlight. now is literally a fuzzy flashlight. But they're like, yeah, you see that over there?

What, guys? I see someone cell phone, that is very pretty. I'm gonna take a picture of it. Yeah, this is the place where he could dinner. I'm gonna have to open the check out out. Moves luck. I'm gonna have to walk the nerd check out out. Move slug. Duty compels me to get closer to the danger. I think I smell him.

This guy. If you saw a seven foot wolf man. Yeah. Yeah. I would be doing this during the day. I mean, I'm not telling these guys how to do their jobs. They're obviously the professionals here, but I might do this during the day. Just saying. Yeah. I'm not telling these guys how to do their jobs. They're obviously the professionals here, but I might do this during the day, just say it.

Yeah. Watch around that corner. Be careful of that corner. Watch through that cement brick. Watch around that corner. Be careful you're looking over in India. See what they're doing over there. Crab moss is knocked off right there. Uh oh moss has been knocked off. Look in here.

Look in danger. Easy, easy. knocked off. Look in here. We're in danger. Easy, easy. Look here. Easy, easy, easy. Easy, easy. There's an inch of water. Easy.

It could come splashing out of the inch of water. Pull us down to certain doom. What the? That is this. This is unreal. What is that? It's a skeleton. We're in a really rough, rough I'm a part of Kentucky. Known for a car breakers. And Wolfman. It's known for its drug dealings and wolfmen. We're in the rough part. We're in the rough part.

You know, the kind you don't go outside and not by yourself. But we're outside at night by ourselves. This is the best way to catch a wolf man. Now to reports of wolf man, sightings and that's what's brought of scared tonight. I think we're gonna get some really good results.

Watch around our code. What results? What results? Are you giving them a p-test? Are you doing a COVID test on the thing? What good results? You know what a good result was? Get a fucking picture of them

at their 27,000 episodes. Yeah, but you're not going to be the cameraman Billy you cannot keep up ever You can barely see what's going on What the heck is this? Wow Boom Oh my god, that's a kill so It's a kill so

It killed and he libido my wife has for me Killed our ratings kills my paycheck It's a kill site. It looks like a human does it? As a researcher, I'm pretty sure these are human bones here with the elongated nose and it's four paws with the delongated nose and its fore paws. Oof. Oh my god. Cow? Cow.

I've got everything, bud. I led the team right up into this whole contest right over here. What? We're starting round this round. We're starting round this round. Right over here. Right straight in for his damn feeding area. This is the biggest bone yard I've ever found.

Bone yard. It's one cow. It's a bone yard. A yard. It's a bone yard. A yard. It's a skeleton. By the way, that's completely clean of any dirt mud, blood. Nothing. Yeah, no sinew or tissue or anything.

It's been picked clean in a creek perfectly preserved as if they bought it off of everything. Or made it out of plaster molding. There's a near carcass, another cow, ribs, look here, the favorite bun. That's some of them. Those are chicken wings from Wendy's. Oh, that's me, guys. I'm sorry. I thought that was the bone plate.

Vitch is big enough. He had a drug of 800 pound stirries here. Let me tell you what I know. That's some of this could pull down a thousand pound steer and run down a 40 mile an hour coyote. Whatever you did this, I've never encountered a creature like that. I can't believe it's picking up the drag back a bull. The wolf's mask off the back of bull.

A bull! So was I red bull? A bull. Let me tell you some facts that I've understood as I understand them as a researcher. We came in here in the middle of the day to find something that looked like a clearing in the woods. Someone saw something tore so up seven years ago. We came back at night because that's the certainly the better time for the cameras. That's right These bones would not look as good with actual light on them So now we've been searching in the dark and what I found

Boneyard kill site that is a bone yard kill set That is a six million pound bowl facts. He cannot run can outrun a coyote at 75 miles per hour. He can pull a three thousand pound bowl by his tail, swing him around and throw him up against the wall. And his bones just come flying out of his mouth here in the bone yard. And then take some back, cook some up medium rare, doesn't like ketchup, he's like Chrissy Hodley.

Ha ha ha ha. Oh my God. He has dinner. Maybe he watches dancing with the stars. That's what the bachelor and then he goes back out for more killing. This time he kills a bird. Looks like a chicken. Oh, that's a chicken wing. I'm sorry. Then I ever can see this is going to be dangerous, we're up against a predator that no human beings should be up against. These bones are bleached out. He just hadn't been here for a while.

There's none of this side I'm reading that's fresh song. The son of a bitch is a mountain monster. And that folks is our catchphrase. Just like best of you, that son of a bitch is a mountain monster. He's a biggin'. Alright, we'll get back to part number two. I promise, settle down everybody, settle down. He just came through to the next minute.

Oh, we didn't even get through 10 minutes. I mean, I don't even think we're at the first commercial break on this show. But that's because we can't shut up. Oh, we didn't even get through 10 minutes. I mean, I don't even think we're at the first commercial break on this show. But that's because we can't shut up. But I mean, that's the whole point of the show. Yeah, it's funny. It's fun to do this. I love these mountain monsters. Okay, we'll get back to this.

I actually, we'll have to make sure I figure out what time this is so I can actually start it again. But I just love this show. Oh my god. I just love this show. The first time I saw it, I knew that it's comedy gold. Comedy gold. You cannot make this shit up. I mean they do make this shit up. You can't make this shit up. It's just one of those things. So here is how we do it. If you like you to go to tcbpodcast.com. That's where you can find out more about Chrissy and I.

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I just haven't gotten to it yet. So okay How much more can we do today? I think that's it. How much more can I love you? I love you. Okay best of you, Chris That's a you Brian best you out there in the podcast universe until next time we must say we always say we do say God Cass Universe, until next time we must say, we always say we do say. Bye! The Commercial Break, new episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays. New YouTube clips drop daily at youtube.com. Slash the Commercial Break. Visit tcbpodcast.com for access to our entire media library.

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