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Episode Date: December 2, 2022"Nice guys always finish last!" That's the old adage that many men have taken seriously...maybe a bit TOO seriously. Late in the 90's, on an knock-off Jenny Jones show, 2 chauvinists and a nice guy sq...uare off with an audience full of women. TCB has the footage...and they're ready to break it down! TCB is suffering from randomized content The Menu is a new movie taking place behind the scenes of a restaurant The Anthony Bourdain documentary shines light on his tortured genius Most chefs are artists...crazy, talented artists Bad tippers are the absolute worst Rehab is for quitters! (Unless you need it) 2 idiots and a man take on a studio full of women! One man believes he has it worse than everyone Jenny Jones knock-off shows were everywhere in the late 90's LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1.855.TCB.8383  or 661.BEST.2.YO (1-661-237-8296) Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Much Gratitude to Our Supportive Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff Check out Jeff's Mempho Music Fest each October in Memphis TN: Memphofest.com Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Thanks For Reaching Out To TCB This Week! Todd G Dave Sydney Natalie Ian Savannah Franklin C Therese Jake Stacy W Amanda Julie Charlene Ladder Man David L Sonny Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Kelsey hopes Matt is okay by himself.
Matt is so great at doing things he likes, like draft kings or his adult legos.
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Yeah.
Be lucky that you even remember the 15 paragraph opening to the commercial break.
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thinking about something, and I don't know if it's just like Brian's random brain, always
thinking in weird ways.
That's the only part.
Which is like what the whole show is based off of.
And you being able to follow that brain around.
Well, I've had some practice over the past 15 years.
Yeah, that's true.
Chris, he's been through the gauntlet. She's like, well, we're gonna be friends with this guy.
Let's have a look to try and keep up with his idiotos
and Chrissy's, one of which includes not paying attention
to anything for more than five seconds.
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Keep things interesting for sure.
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The podcast universe. The podcast universe.
The podcast universe is out there and they are a speaking.
And so I was thinking in the shower,
I don't know why this came up.
Maybe it's because I saw a commercial.
Do you see the commercial for that thing called the menu?
The movie called the menu?
No.
It's another one, like a restaurant movie,
but it's a thriller, killer, you know,
can't be whatever kind of movie.
But that reminded me of some of the,
the Anthony Bourdain documentary that I saw.
Oh, yeah, that was good.
Two years ago, three years ago, four years ago,
whenever it was.
Saw it in the movie theater.
Like in our house movie theater down in Florida,
there was absolutely nobody in the movie theater
because of COVID.
Oh, right.
And so it was just Astrid and I sitting there
in the movie theater and the thing.
Taking the chance. Taking the chance. Well, we kind of Astrid and I, sitting there in the movie theater. And the thing-
Taking the chance.
Taking the chance.
Well, we got a new nobody was gonna be down there.
So we went in wearing masks, we came out without.
And so it reminded me of Anthony Bourdain
and how many great chefs I have worked with
throughout my years and the restaurant industry.
Oh yeah.
And how I'm starting to realize that these artists, these chefs were just artists,
like mad creators.
Every single one of them, every single one of them, was fucking bananas.
They all had a screw loose.
They all had 10 screw loose.
They were all drug-addled or drunk at some point or another, right?
This is just my experience in the restaurant business, and I worked for a long time in the restaurant business.
But they were all artists.
There was this guy Eric that I used to work with.
I worked with him at the fine dining, one of the fine dining restaurants, the steakhouse, right?
And this guy was a total shit show.
I mean, he looked like a shit show.
Every time he walked in, he was high, he was drunk.
I don't know what he was. He walked in he was high. He was drunk. I don't know what he was
He was everything everywhere
He was going everywhere kind of smelled a little funky had his glasses. We're always dirty like for me
I wear glasses because I like to wear glasses and I can't stand out one smudge on my glasses
I have a whole machine that cleans my glasses in the back of my house, right?
But for him he would like dip his glasses in friar grease
and it'd be okay, he'd still be looking through them.
And it just bothered, drove me fucking crazy.
It was blurry eyed anyways, so might as well.
So before the shift started and then certainly
after the shift started, the guy would be drinking Jack Daniels
from the moment he walked into the restaurant.
It was kind of like, this is just what we need
to get him through.
It's almost, it was just like a musician, just like an artist.
Like, then he'll keep you going for the shift.
The music's flowing.
Yeah, come on and take a sniff.
Like, he just, he just was there.
It was almost like everyone in the restaurant agreed that we were going to not notice the
fact that this guy was so fucked up.
Just ignore it.
Yeah.
Because he cooked food that got people laid.
That's the reason why.
I mean, the guy could fucking cook.
And he cooked so deliciously.
Everything that he put together on that menu
was fucking delicious.
He had a way with it.
He didn't go by recipes.
He just had this brain that would just come up with shit.
And it would taste good inevitably.
I don't think I ever tasted one bad thing that Eric made.
Ever!
That's amazing.
I love good food.
But just like some of these divas and primadanas out there
in the record industry and musicians,
you hear these like nightmare stories about,
only green M&Ms, right?
Or, you know, we need a live shark in the green
berms, so they'll be good.
Blacky requests. Blacky requests.
Blacky requests.
Eric was just like that.
He'd like have all these wacky requests of everybody.
I mean, he literally would send his sous chef off in the middle of the shift.
And for about a year, I could not figure out why we'd have a busy Friday night and the
sous chef would be gone for about now.
That's the main part of the kitchen.
The main part of the kitchen was his cocaine supplier.
I think he was going on.
He was going to make a run.
Yeah, it took me a while to figure it out.
But then I got to know the guy.
And I also asked the sous chef, he said, hey, while you're gone,
I mean, if you're on your way, let me put it in order.
I'll never forget this one night.
Eric is, it's like a busy Saturday night, probably holiday
season, because I just remember it being really busy.
And Eric was on edge.
Things were kind of going sideways.
You knew the shift was going down.
Wait time, you know, food was coming out very late.
People were sending stuff back.
It was just kind of, it was an off night for everybody.
86 the mac and cheese.
86 the mac and cheese.
86 everything.
86 Eric.
Right.
He doesn't have his cocaine right now.
Right.
And everybody's there.
And the guy who was working the salad station was kind of jamming things up a little bit.
He had appetizers and salads and desserts or whatever he was doing. And I will never
forget standing in that window, this open kitchen that you could see from the entire restaurant.
And Eric starts yelling as he did sometimes. He starts yelling, you know, he's yelling in Spanish. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da threw it at the well and and
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business, right? And they call me Pellones, which is like dumb bald guy, but you know,
for a year, I didn't care. It's like whatever. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, that's me. Without, it's like everything stopped for a second.
Everyone just stopped.
Looked at the salad chef.
And the salad chef goes,
the salad chef takes one of the plates.
It puts it on the like the area where you pick up the plates.
And he goes, I need a runner, table 23!
And everybody started laughing.
Even Eric, Eric even thought it was funny.
The whole thing was just funny to everybody.
Oh my God.
And it just, I don't know why this came to my head,
but I think really...
To ask to throw a pork chop at you?
Oh my God.
No.
Faster to once to throw it.
She hates me.
No, I know she loves me, but she hates me, but she's irritated by almost everything
that I do.
Because for her, it seems to have no rhyme or reason.
She's just like, the other, what she's really disliking right now is the fact that I'm
on some diet, right?
Right.
And that means she's got to cook 16 meals.
She's got to cook a meal for me, a meal for her, a meal for me, and a meal for Matty,
because none of us eat the same thing.
Everyone's all fuzzy about what they're eating right now.
And she's so pregnant and I'm like, let me cook it.
Let me just do it, I'll do it, right?
Let me get it.
But she won't let me because she knows
that inevitably I'm gonna burn something or fry something
or it's not gonna taste good, it's just bad.
My, after all the years of working in the restaurant business.
You picked up nothing.
I picked up nothing, absolutely nothing.
Salt and pepper, meas and applause.
That's it. That's all I picked up.
Farmer John, creating.
Yeah, so every time an asset is the kind of person,
she'll be like,
What do you want for dinner?
On Saturday.
And it's like Monday afternoon.
And I'm like, how in the fuck am I supposed to know what I want for dinner?
On Saturday. She's meal planning.
She's meal planning and she goes,
she's like, I hate you because you never know what you want
to eat ahead of time.
And I always have been the kind of guy who's like,
when the fancy strikes me, I'll eat kind of whatever,
whatever's going on.
You are like that.
Yeah, but and I think I might have learned that
in part from the restaurant industry.
And you know why?
It's because when you're working a long day
at the restaurant industry,
you eat whatever is put in front of you. Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's how it works.
You don't think about what you're gonna have ahead of time unless you have a break and you can order something.
You don't think what you're gonna have ahead of time. Somebody puts a plate of food in front of you and you just eat it.
If you're hungry, you just eat it. That's what happens. And that's I spent 10 years doing now. You have choices.
Now I have choices and one of those choices is irritating ass. Right.
Now you have choices. Now I have choices and one of those choices is irritating us.
Right.
I have to set it.
I'm gonna irritate us.
But fear not, she's gonna have her come up.
She also hates this voice that I'm doing for her.
She's like, you make me sound so stupid.
Like I don't make you sound stupid.
I make you sound like you're gonna win in the end.
But I see you later, bye, man.
Oh, this is a,... May you Chris see here?
The old people's home.
Oh, hope you can come by and visit.
Oh, I'm going to come by and visit,
so you can sign the check.
Oh, that's great.
Can you bring the kids?
I cannot bring the children.
Unfortunately, they are in Paris in private.
They are in a cooking school.
They have a new father now.
It's the pool boy. it's just more convenient for everybody
yeah it's better okay well I love you I once loved you too
sorry honey the hot ones went the hot ones
He's what the heart wants. He's what the teeth.
That is what it is.
The heart was, the heart was.
Yeah, so when I was thinking about Anthony Bourdain, I was thinking, what a mad genius kind
of this guy was.
He got famous writing books.
The books were really good too.
Oh man, they're so good.
And so spot on too, like the naked truth about the restaurant industry is it is a home
for broken toys in a lot of different
ways.
And I include myself in that.
It's your, you become your family.
You spend more time with them than you do with anybody else.
The restaurant business, the customer service business, it's tough.
And that's why it fucking pisses me on.
It's stressful.
It's stressful.
It's very stressful.
People get upset when they have to eat.
Like people get really upset around eating time.
And if it's not exactly the way they want it, some people are just as always nice to the way staff. Everybody in a restaurant
I'm extremely nice to know what the number one. The number one reason I have not continued
to date people throughout my life is disrespect to service or not tipping service staff.
Yeah, it tells you something about it.
It tells me everything I need to know.
Yep, they have not suffered in their life.
They do not know what it's like to serve somebody else.
They have no idea what empathy is.
People have bad days, waiters have bad days.
Yeah, the shitty, really fucking shitty experience
at a restaurant.
It likely wasn't caused by your server,
but if it was caused by your server, 15%.
Right.
But in my opinion, 20% is kind of baseline.
That's like that baseline.
That's just the standard that you give somebody.
I think you go over if they go over.
That's right, well what about the Europeans?
Well, the Europeans chose to do it a different way.
It's a profession or per hour.
It's a profession.
Yes, you get paid a salary.
That's the way it works.
You work a certain amount of days,
just like you would any other job here in the United like an, you know, office job here in the United States.
You get paid a salary.
You have benefits that go along with that.
And, and, and therefore, you do not have to tip.
And some people take real offense to that.
I was telling the story the other day that, when Astrid and I...
I still tip every time too.
I know.
I tried to tip one time.
I tried to tip one time.
French restaurant and the guy got upset.
And so I just left it alone,
but I was kind of like arguing with the guy.
I'm like, no, I wanna leave you a tip.
And he's like, no, we don't accept tips.
That's not what happens here.
Like, it's okay.
And I go, I know it's okay,
but let me give you a few extra.
And he's like, no, you're honestly,
you're insulting me at this point.
That's like, okay, all right, I got it.
Yeah, but the service industry is,
I think these people, they're artists
and they're creative types and they're empathetic
and they're.
It's a craft.
Yeah, it's a craft and it takes a lot.
And why I brought this,
I think why this initially,
like my brain went down the road
is because I watched a YouTube video
from a waitress who had said that she worked in the restaurant
business for a long time and at a nice restaurant and she really felt this sense of unease around
the fact that she was a good looking girl. It felt this unease around the fact that when
she approached a table, she would full of guys or with guys at it,
single guys, that she felt like part of the way
that she would be able to improve her income
was by accepting flirtation.
Fertation. Yeah, accepting flirtation,
not necessarily giving it back.
And she was talking about one specific customer
who kept on nagging her, like recently,
nagging her and nagging her and nagging her
and flirting with her and flirting with her.
And she just wasn't into it.
Like, she was just like, he's not my,
this is, I'm not doing this.
Yeah.
I'm not doing it to this extreme.
Right, I'm not interested.
Yeah, like a high hello and give you a nice smile, okay,
but, you know, this guy was really hitting on her.
And he asked for her phone number at the end,
he gave me her phone number and we'll hook up afterwards.
And she said, I'm sorry, that's,
I'm not here to get phone numbers,
I'm here to work, this is my lifestyle.
And he gave her a zero tip and complained to the management that she was rude to him.
And this girl was like really upset, this lady was like really upset about this.
And I completely empathize with her situation. It's like there's these people that serve us
from the mad chefs who do these fantastic creations
and I realize that there are plenty of peep chefs
in the world who probably don't cook well,
but these mad chefs who feed us three times a day
and the service staff that brings it to us
and gets our pepper and our sauces
and if it refills our water and all this,
they're doing us a service.
They're choosing to serve on us. It's a really noble fucking profession.
And if you think the girl who's serving you is hot,
you can try, there's nothing stopping you from trying
as long as you're respectful.
Yeah, but don't not leave a tip.
Don't base the fact that you're,
you're gonna take away something that she needs
to have a living, she spent hours with you
or an hour with you.
So then you can give her a zero because your fucking dick is small
and you don't get laid.
Right.
That's just an ass-enying reasoning.
And when I go out with friends that don't tip,
and when I go out with people who don't tip,
it really drives me fucking crazy.
And until the United States starts doing it like they do in Europe,
which I know some restaurants do now,
but until they start doing it like that, that's how it goes.
Yeah, because you get paid like $2 an hour.
$2 15 an hour.
Yeah, it's something.
2 15 and out.
Yeah, it's very minimal.
I think we need to start recognizing the people who work in the restaurant for what they
are, people who cannot currently get into rehab and are just trying to make a living.
That's it.
Let's get it together, kids.
One step away from me.
Oh man.
I swear to God, you know, there's like those,
like rehab brokers, those people who go out on the street
and they find people, then they put them in rehabs
and the rehab will give them $300 or whatever it is.
I always thought to, when I learned that this was an
actual professional.
I didn't know that.
This is an actual professional. There's a whole television show on vice about it. Yeah, it's X. It's like X addicts who
through their connection of other addicts are just being on the street or whatever. They will get paid by a sober living facility to bring people in the door. for the cause money. That's for sure. Oh man, they do, but insurance takes care of a lot of this, right? So if you have it.
If you have it.
Yeah.
And then there are all kind of like programs that will subsidize and all this stuff.
There's, you know, charities and that will do this, but there are people whose actual
job it is to go out and place people into sober living to some of this and they get paid
for it.
Now, I think that there's probably some people who are acting very honorably on this.
I think that there are people that I have met.
Hey, you look like you're here.
Hey, you look like a shithead.
You want to get a rear?
Do me a favor, spend 24 hours in this place.
I'll split $300 with you.
If you ever done heroin, you want to start now.
I just need your piss to be dirty.
Here, let me piss for you, then you could go in.
I'm sure that some of these people do this very honorably,
but I have met people who have turned this into
like an online business, and there's nothing honorable
about what they do.
They are just shoving people into places they probably
aren't gonna get much help, and they just make some money
on of it.
But I was always, when I learned this was a profession,
I always thought to myself, the restaurant industry
would be a great place.
I don't think everybody in the restaurant industry
is an addict, but I was.
Yeah, a lot of people that I worked with over the years
and the restaurant world, yeah.
Everybody party, that's for sure.
Oh man, did they.
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Speaking of misogyny, I was trolling on the internet.
Well, as you do.
As I do like to do, and I happened upon the most random
but interesting video that I have seen in a while.
In the early 1990s, everybody was trying to be Oprah. happened upon the most random but interesting video that I have seen in a while.
In the early 1990s, everybody was trying to be Oprah or Phil Donahue.
Right, Sally Jessie.
Sally Jessie Raphael, Jenny Jones.
Who is the other one?
Ricky Lake.
Ricky Lake was the other one.
Everybody had.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everybody had this daytime talk show.
They were all trying to fill that,
it seemed like insatiable need for Oprah type content,
but most people,
now people just watch people have train racks
on their social media.
That's right, you don't need some funny thing.
You don't need the talk show.
That's right, you just need Instagram.
That's all, that's what you need.
You need Instagram.
So, there were these couple of off-shoot, off-brand type daytime talk shows that came up on some
of the networks and then fledgling cable news networks that went along with them like NBC
and MSNBC and all this other stuff. I found a very interesting video. What men are really
thinking by a talk show host that you'll probably have never heard of, but I thought the
video was interesting enough that we should review Chrissy and see
how times have changed in the last 20 30 years okay 1992 I'm I doing my math
correct one carry the three 72 years
you know how my math works all right so without further ado let's take a look to
what let's listen to what men really want.
What do they really want?
Well, drugs and pussy.
Some of us, there's others that, you know,
you get it, whatever.
Real quick, before we get into this.
Okay.
Have you heard about this whole tampax debacle?
No.
Tampax tweeted, the following,
debacle. No. Tampex tweeted the following. You're in you slide into her DMs. We slide into her.
We are not the same. That's exactly what was written and they tweeted it out. You slide into her DMs or you're in her DMs. We are you're inside her DMs. I want to make sure I get this right. We are inside her DMs
You are inside her DMs. We are inside her. We are not the same
Which is just like a totally fucking insane thing for such a huge company
Well, was it because everything that's going on with Elon Musk right now and all the verified and the this and that
No, this is a real tapest real Real, this was coming from the company.
Yeah, now they're having a back pedal and apologizing
all this other stuff because everyone said,
why, who wrote this?
And this is certainly not a woman,
someone with a vagina that actually has
stand facts inside of her.
Number one, number two, number three,
you're like sexualizing a period for no reason.
A major company like this,
probably shouldn't be sending out this type of tweet.
And on this particular note, I do have to agree.
This is kind of a little gross.
A little over the edge, don't you think?
Definitely.
Edgy.
And I can guarantee you, the person, the human being who wrote that had a dick in balls.
I can guarantee you.
Or maybe at least a dick, maybe no balls, but at least a day.
Maybe it was AI.
Maybe it was.
Frankie B. I vote Frankie B. All AI. Maybe it was. Frankie B.
I vote Frankie B.
All right, back to what men really want.
OK.
A man says women say one thing, but mean another.
Another man teaches other men how to get women into bed.
And finally, one man says men need
to learn to listen to what women want.
What men really think of women today.
We have. We brought you totally unreasonable human beings and one reasonable human being.
So I had never heard of this show before I actually watched this video.
I don't know if you have, she looks like Jenny Jones doesn't she?
She looks exactly like Jenny Jones.
But her name is Faith Daniels.
Sounds kind of familiar but I don't know.
Oh, look at the hairstyle.
By the way, this is the least excited audience
in television history.
They're like, yeah.
Let's face Daniels.
I know.
That like who she looks like Jenny Jones.
Part of a tour.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hello.
We have the people already been clapping.
Wow. Where's the hype, man? Well, I don't know if you noticed by the shots Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. with different points of view, these three men think they know what women think. And today we will find out.
Meet Ross Jeffries.
He says he got tired of being Mr. Nice Guy and being dumped by women.
So he changed his ways and he wrote a book for other men who feel the same way.
It is called...
Wow.
Oh my god.
That's treating women like human beings. So I changed my ways.
I still get dumped a lot, but I feel better about myself every day.
I wrote a book.
I wrote a book.
I got rich.
You're now women love me.
Once you get a yacht, it just becomes real to ease.
How to get the women you desire into bed.
But he's the one who's good job.
Boo. Yeah, he's the one he's a lot of
yeah he's a lot of the dot he's had no success
by the way if you look at ross he doesn't look at the kind of guy you know
he looks like catch a bunch of tailed by walking into the bar
yeah he's not that guy who just sits at the end of the bar
and gets a phone number for the reason
uh... this is male fight male says women say they want a sensitive guy, but the minute men get sensitive, women
run the other way.
That guy's hair is incredible.
I don't think I've ever seen a mullet, but then on the top, there's not much.
I've never seen a big comb over.
It's a come over mullet.
I've never seen real woman's hair on the back of a man,
but not on the top of his head, because that is a beautiful
main.
It just belongs on a someone that's weird as think of a
receipt of my entirely.
I don't think they've ever seen that.
Yeah, man, the hairstyles in the 90s were just crazy,
weren't they?
Yeah.
And finally, Bruce Weinstein.
Bruce says he is a pro-chemist and a fine guy.
Bruce is a good-looking guy.
Yeah.
He's dressed really nicely for the night, early 90s.
He's got some kind of daffodil shirt on there.
But he's really like a handsome gentleman.
And the other two guys have a little bit left on the table
to be desired.
That's not to say that they're ugly.
That's somebody else's, you know,
that's whoever's opinion to make.
But that's to say that of the three up there if i was going to sleep with one of them i would
sleep with uh... our guy here that's our number three that's what a three
woman he thinks man would be a lot better off if they only learn to listen to
what women have to say
and he's getting laid directly after the
yeah
that's a good and he's getting laid directly after the show he's got a club or a woman there to
of course because he's got the right attitude
he does
look at the ladies they're all like
woohoo
haha
I like you
well Ross and Mel I guess you already realize that
your positions are in the minority
here.
That's a prize.
Yeah, I'm going to try to stay out of this for a minute or two, and I want everybody,
I'm just going to fire off some questions, okay, just so we get some answers, all right?
And I may leave some of those balls hanging up there for you ladies to slam dunk later
on.
Oh, I bet you're going to leave some balls up there for slam dunking later.
I hate when talk show hosts do this.
I hate when they like, they signal what they're gonna do next.
They like project it out there to the world.
Like, I've gonna ask some questions.
I've gotta stay out of it.
I'm gonna leave some balls in the air.
I'm gonna do some things.
We're gonna talk some shit over.
Then we're gonna go to commercial break
and then we'll be back and when we get back,
we'll have it.
It's like, guys, just start the show. I be back and we get back. We'll have it.
It's like guys.
Just start the show.
I don't do that.
Do it like I do it.
Literally have no thoughts.
Right.
The second that you open the show.
Yeah.
Be lucky that you even remember the 15 paragraph opening to the commercial break.
Just go from there.
Yeah.
On.
That's your prerogative.
All right.
Ross, what do women really want?
I don't care what they want
i only care what they respond to
but
ross
i don't care what they really want
yes i'm just writing a book about it
yeah i wrote a book about it
this sounds like an early it sounds like a latest of fringity's videos
my focus is a little bit different from your other guest
there's a lot women say they want there's what women think they want and then
there's what they actually respond to
i'm not an academic i'm not a theoretician
you don't say that i have no qualifications zero qualifications
i know
by the way all these guys who write these books and do these videos, they have zero
Qualifications. Mystery has made it the McGuy mystery. He has made an entire science out of nonsense. The guy makes no sense whatsoever
That's what nonsense is no sense with an extra N
And I'm interested in what works on the street when it's time to date and mate and when it's time to date and mate
and mate and mate I'll use my hate to get in great you know what I'm saying I got rhymes.
And then actually respond to is not what they say they want.
So what do they respond to?
They really respond to a guy who's a challenge, a guy who's a question mark, a guy who keeps
them guessing.
You see in the beginning the less attractive you are physically, the more you have to
rely on your attitude.
And that's what I wrote my book for.
I wrote less attractive, guys.
When it's time to date and mate, I usually masturbate.
That's what I say, faith.
By the way, it didn't even told you look like Jenny Jones.
My book for the average looking, even ugly guy, who goes out there in the real world and
tries to be a nice guy, gets his head kicked in.
So no more Mr. Nice guy.
You can be pleasant.
You see, we've got to define our terms.
By nice, I mean accommodating.
When you accommodate, you get what the commode gets.
You get the crap, Ola.
You have to learn how to say no to a woman. Whoa I mean really can we just get over this yeah can we just I mean I
realize this 1992 30 years later Ross might have totally different opinions
Ross is gonna like be scrolling on YouTube one day and be like oh shit
this thing came up don't get up it's got like 27,000 views in the last 10
years that that Brian and Chrissy come in.
You know, it's going to get next year.
I don't know.
One or two views of our channel is any indication.
Yeah.
As I said, I'm going to let a lot of these things hang and you can all take them on later.
But so this, I guess, attitude is your word.
This attitude that you now have is more appealing to women.
The attitude is vastly more appealing. Basically, the attitude is, I make no excuses for what
I want. And yeah, it's just to tell women, no, yeah. Chrissy, you want to go out to dinner
tonight? No. No. Just say yes. Chrissy, you want to go out the dinner tonight? Yes. No. Where you want to go?
Oh, maybe the Italian.
No.
Not accommodating you.
I know.
I know you want me.
I know that animal.
I know your pheromones are in high drive right now.
You want a man like me, six foot three, a hundred and six pounds, sopping wet with glasses
and no previous sexual experience.
And it's black tonal wax.
No!
Changing.
Number two, I don't need you, you need me.
Now bear in mind, I don't verbalize it.
Exactly.
Now you see this response here,
you should never verbalize the attitude.
You're playing a shit.
You're showing in your behavior.
Oh, you're starting to sound like Teresa Caputo,
just making shit up as he goes along.
So you should never verbalize it. I made mistake number one verbalizing it. Yeah, because
how do you verbalize that to somebody? I'm not going to be accommodating to you. I don't
care what you want. It's not a really great way to start off today. Yeah, he was saying
that he doesn't need them. They need him. If you don't need them they need him if you don't need them then why did you go to the trouble to write a book
i mean come on
now you got rich off that book can't tell me you sold one copy
we're gonna do a little digging and find out
that's a simple what was the name of the book
i don't know that's a great idea that they just put a screen
how to
i don't know how you see how to get the women you desire.
Exactly. Now you see you see this
response here you should never verbalize the attitude.
You show it in your behavior. You're sitting here
pointing your finger at him. Stand up and tell us why you're pointing at him.
No, I was just saying that you just got this free
judgment on what women alike. And I'm about to say your ass.
My love is Santa. It's just on some like weird cable what women are like and I'm about to say your ass off my love to say that is
this on some like weird cable channel or something what's your name again Jenny Jones
no faith of it's okay sorry faith Evans are you a famous country singer
thing what he should do is just develop his own self and then he's gonna find
these relationships in that you see is what real me. I found the real me.
I think you've prejudged us.
I mean, the audience reacts to the time.
No, she didn't prejudge you.
You opened your fucking fat lips
and you decided to say something incredibly insensitive
and stupid, incredibly insensitive and stupid.
I don't care what women want.
Well, then live by yourself and do your own thing.
Don't bother women with not accommodating them.
That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous.
I know.
Because like the opposite of what a relationship is.
Who would even want to date this guy
after he's settled of this stuff?
Chrissy, there is someone fucking out there.
You know there is.
You know there is some person out there,
man or woman or whatever.
And I think part of what he's saying is not true, but I think that some of us at certain times in
our lives are glutton for punishment. Like we get into dramatic relationships where we're
not being treated well. And while it may not be as forward as this guy is talking about,
it becomes apparent pretty quickly. And then we do stupid stuff like say, oh, what the hell?
While we're filing for our fifth restraining motor, it's like so easy to get caught in
his trap.
What he's saying, face forward usually comes a little bit later on down the line but all
of us have been in a relationship where someone does not accommodate and treats us like shit
and we stick around for dumb reasons. Yeah.
Oh, show that the women here have prejudged stars. I think it's a sad comment on women
that respond to kind of negative behavior.
Men's rights activist because that's what we need, more men's rights. And this is in the 90s, that's ballsing, bro.
Men's rights activist, what exactly are you missing out on?
Bro, are you driving, voting?
I mean, come on, man.
Are you getting paid more probably?
The Ross is encouraging that men do.
That's a sad comment on you.
Let's see.
You should do the elders now. And this to be a right person. The Ross is encouraging that men do that's a sad comment on you Let's see
And this to be a right
I found I found that the nice guys who when I'm on the radio or TV nice guys call up and go well
It wouldn't be myself. It's the nice guy who's the phony who's not being real self because he's afraid he can't do anything
Oh my god, no, he just happens to be a nice guy
He doesn't take the tact and not accommodate anybody else in his life.
This is just like-
I'm playing a game.
Yeah, this is, you are playing fucking games, that's right.
Tell me that I have met very few people in my life and I have met some,
but I met very few people in my life whose natural disposition is mean.
Yeah, me too.
And Chrissy is one of them.
That's why I'm calling for...
Alright.
No.
I tried to stop the commercial break on several different occasions.
And I'm said, no.
Oh!
Not accommodating.
Oh, I'm in her jerks.
No.
No.
No.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Well, baby, we've been involved. Yeah, Faith was gonna be involved. They lasted about three minutes.
But of course faith had a long career in daytime television. They lasted about three episodes.
Right.
Oh, well, you just said, as all men are sort of jerks and some of them try to show
a cut.
No, what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is thank you out of it like can't
What I'm saying is that there's a massive power imbalance in favor of women when it comes to dating and sex and women through their Behaviour through showing men what they actually respond to oh my god
What the fuck is this guy talking about there is a power imbalance when it comes to sex and women have it.
Wow.
In the history of humankind, humankind.
I don't think the power balance as far as sex is concerned has been tilted in the female direction.
No.
And only your own life experiences give you that perception.
If you've been a loser and love, bro, join the fucking club.
We've all been dumped, bro. It just happens.
It does.
But that doesn't mean that women have the power balance
as far as sex is concerned.
What is that craziness?
It's hard to see through that bullshit.
I'm sorry, it is.
Forced man, the act in a certain way.
Yeah, that's it.
By the way, I consider myself a feminist
and I just want all the ladies to know
out there. I'm on your side. That's right. You are. There is a power in
ballots in our society, but who wields the power? It is men who wield the power. And I'm here to say,
I'm here to say, I'm here to say that it is time for men to give up our power and authority in
our privilege because we have dominated women, we have dominated other men, we have dominated the planet for too long and it has got to stop.
That's right!
Oh, and by the way, Bruce here, who's speaking on behalf of the Feminist, has a fucking
doctorate.
Yeah, meanwhile Joel on the other end just has a really big chin and a bad nose, okay?
I'm sorry, that's what you were born with Joel, but dude, get over it.
What you want is you want to hear that we're jerks, you want to hear that we have all
the power.
You know, the most important unspoken truth about men, you say, we are very angry.
Lay it on us.
Lay it on us.
We use panting just like you do on our beautiful likes of hair. My hair brought to you by panting. I've never seen a hair
I've never either. I have not. This is unbelievable. He's got a bad comb over on top.
I just hear Raphael's glasses. He does. Sally just hear Raphael's glasses, which are just horrible.
Goatee that's really hard to see because his hair is so wispy and thin and then he's got this beautiful
locks of hair that go all the way down to the middle of his back. Yeah just in the back.
It's like a mullet but super charged. A lot of us are very angry at women and this is a good
example. You're showing why we're angry. You're not even listening. You don't want to listen to what
we have to say. I'm afraid that they heard it. I don't know. I don't think they heard it all.
And I think you know the reason that men don't communicate about their anger
we keep it secret is because when we try to tell you why we're angry
you're a spawned with ridicule okay why ain't your own anger i'm satisfied
because i know how to manipulate women and get what i want
all there we go there it is you just said
that nice guys are not being honest but you're being honest
but then you use the word that you manipulate women which is not honest yeah
christie i just i can't tell you how bad this this this advice is i can't explain how bad
this is horrible going to try it
his point is so preposterous. Get a shot at this audience.
Every woman sitting here is sitting on more power
than Con Edison pumps out in 10 years.
You control the access to sex,
and that is an incredible amount of power.
May I ask the woman?
Oh my god.
It's not...
Both people control access to sex.
That's how it's supposed to be, right Yeah, if you don't get a boner
No one's fucking yeah, I mean listen. That's the way that it is
That's the way the universe made you it's takes to the tango and only if one person is overpowering the other and
That's traditionally men. I'm sorry, but yeah
Says yes for no she has the power and that makes way
second. Feel you don't know this but it's the truth a lot of men feel
powerless and degraded and to humanize by the sexual system
whereby the man asks sexual system only getting involved in that
where's the sexual system. That's a club after school.
Thank you for calling the sexual system. Please listen closely as our
following menu options may have changed. Press one if you're angry at women. Press two if you feel
like women are controlling your access to sex. Press three if you've got beautiful lovely long
locks on the back but not much hair in the front. Press three of all the pipe. Please hold on. John's sexual system, so can I help you?
Yes, I'm really angry at the sexual system. Yeah, join the club. I've been
trying to change it for a while, but there's only so much I can do when all the
women are sitting on their vaginas. If you're not giving us access.
Listen, I can only give you one piece of advice.
The more you hate women, the more you get laid.
That's just the truth.
It's just a known fact in the universe.
So call me back in a couple of years.
We'll see how it's progress we made under sexual systems.
Sexual systems.
I think we feel harassed every minute of every day of our lives and it's about time that
you understand that.
When we look at the...
I'm sorry, one second.
First, now stand up.
Turn around.
Oh my god, he's wearing a skirt.
Oh, it's a long skirt.
What in the good fuck is going on here?
I don't know.
Is it cross-tracing?
I thought this was one-shot.
No, doesn't invite harassment.
No.
What it invites is hypocrisy. this was what you said and invite harassment no but it invite to see parker
what it invite is that you know you're
that the fashion rage for women this year
is a man's suit and tie
when you decide to ridicule me and my skirt you gotta be kidding you gotta be
kidding
like the length and i don't think it matches the sweater
i do not all get what's going on here actually.
Why is he trying to make a point?
Or is he angry at women because he'd like to be one?
Yes.
That would be it too.
Or he's identifying with one and it's 1992 and this is not.
They're pressed.
It's not a common practice yeah
For themselves what do they expect from women ridicule you proved it didn't you I did I'm guilty right here I admit it I admit it you have a question. Yes, my question is not right to see him. What's your name again Ross?
Ross
My question is this
It looks like he was about to say that how many fucks can I give you?
This girl no joke no, she said that
Ross I think you're gonna end up right
Ross
Think you're gonna end up a very lonely man that's not a question but good point
but you got a lot of time he says quite the contrary he says he has a much
better dating life romance life sex life now incomparably better
i mean you know let's look at reality the reality is
that that nice guys not only don't not only do nice guys finish last day
often don't even get into the race
you want to talk about fashion
if a woman does like a nice guy it's her way of making a fashion statement
it's fashionable for her
oh my god Ross
you're just miserable dude god damn bro
you gotta fucking hold space for that and shit you gotta have a moment get it get in the now bro you gotta fucking hold space for that shit.
You gotta have a moment, get it, get it in the nail bro,
you gotta get in the flow, you know what you need?
You need a little asshole tanning.
I feel like if you were doing some asshole tanning
or any tanning whatsoever,
you might have a different outlook on life.
It's hard to be angry when you tan in your ass.
I'm telling you that right now, Chrissy.
Absolutely right, women have a lot of sexual power
he has the courage to say that he's making a mistake though
he's encouraging men to simply surrender to that power
and i think you know
that with your man and you follow ron's advice you're gonna get more sex but
you're gonna have less self-respect there are a great
hard work for things and life
it's a great honor
oh my god
well i think they're trying to have a nuanced conversation
with something that's not extraordinarily nuanced.
It's you are who you are, right?
As a human being, and you have this personality.
And I have found, and I've had this conversation a lot lately,
I, you can beat people into submission, you can do that.
That's a thing you can do and it works
Usually in the military and some organizations like corporate organizations
It works as an example
But when you get into a relationship where there's a lot of push and pull that's going on
You really have to be accommodating and if you're nice if you use just a little bit of honey
You're going to collect more flies over time loyalty is
just a little bit of honey, you're going to collect more flies over time. Loyalty is created by a mutual admiration and respect and trust.
It doesn't come from beating someone into submission.
That's not how it works.
That's...
Playing games, manipulating.
Yeah, that's right.
That's not loyalty, that's domination, and there's a different thing there.
There's certainly a place for that in the world in some way, shape, or form.
But when it comes to relationships, man, woman, man, man, they, them, whoever, whatever you're into,
it should be a partnership. And how do you create a partnership? You create as an expert in partnerships,
how do you create a good partnership? You tell your wife in advance what you want to eat, like
plenty in advance, like a week in advance, you tell her what you want, and then you'll avoid all of these road bumps. Also, I think
Ross is just really repressed, like I think he probably has not been late in a good long
talk.
Oh yeah, for sure. Let me get to the commercial break and we'll come back and find out.
Oh, she got right to us. That's very much. We certainly appreciated. That's fantastic.
Well, I'll tell you what, that might be a good place to end this particular episode, but more to come. We'll follow up on this because it just gets better, Chrissy.
Oh,
Oh my god. Better than worse.
Worst. Okay. Much worse.
So look for that follow-up episode in the next couple of weeks guys.
Thank you so much for writing in calling in sending
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poly relationship that's actually been working for a very long time and she wrote
me a whole story about it and I'll share that on a future episode. Because
Chrissy and I's opinion about Polyamorous
is that Polyamorous is just French
for my relationship doesn't work.
So, let me bring somebody else in.
Yeah, but she claims her poly relationship
is working just fine.
Good turner.
And I say, even a broken clock is wrong.
That's right.
Most of the day.
That's right, twice a day.
That's right.
I said it that way on purpose.
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