The Commercial Break - Not One Fecking Bit!

Episode Date: November 25, 2022

There are REAL rockstars, like Elton John and then there are wannabe rock stars like Carl Lentz! Carl is the flamboyant and one time famous preacher of Hillsong Church USA. He had a long, hard (pun intended) fall and had to go in hiding. But like all good ameba, he has crawled his way back. Which is why it's a great time to revisit some of his sermons! Elton John has had his last USA tour performance Elton is a part-time Atlanta resident who's reputation is as wild as his personality Club Q is one big tragedy with a few bigger heroes Why are some people still so worried about others love life?? Natalie writes back to give an update on their budding love story A listener from Kamapla, Uganda writes in for some dating advice Bryan & Krissy dispense with bad advice...as per usual With the first TCB Couple in the bag...the gang want an invite to the wedding/party TCB KNOWS how to party! Carl Lentz crawls back out his hole Was Carl ever really that good at preaching? Carl's 3 hour long sermon is a bit scattered! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1.855.TCB.8383  or 661.BEST.2.YO (1-661-237-8296) Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Much Gratitude to Our Supportive Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff Check out Jeff's Mempho Music Fest each October in Memphis TN: Memphofest.com Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Thanks For Reaching Out To TCB This Week! Roxanne Dave Sydney Natalie Ian Savannah Stu C Therese Jake DAS Amanda Julie Charlene Dave T David L Sonny Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job everybody! It's great to meet you! On this episode of the Commercial Break... Everybody saying goodbye to him, the prints and the princess of Wales or whatever. They're everyone, they have all these famous people that are saying goodbye and then they have an interview with Elton. And the question is, Elton, are you gonna miss being on the road? And he goes, not one fucking bit. Not one fucking bit. Chrissy and I must be included in this.

So we're just sharing that, Elie. Because we're not doing this altruistically. We want free boots. So what, every party you're giving, we want free boots. Exactly. What's all we care about? We're really good at parties. We're really good at parties. We're really good at parties.

We might be a little older than you, Natalie. But we bring a lot of experience and drugs. So it makes things get a big grip. I pray that you take this normal penis and breathe on it and make it horribly erect. Like a rocket-jabral to lore. I can horribly erect. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Commercial Break starts now. commercial break. It's not for everyone, but bag news or fiction is guaranteed in 30 seconds or less or your money back go to the tcbpodcast.com website to collect your earnings after a couple of false starts. Much like my love life here I am. We made it. Against the odds as Phil Collins would say.

Did you get a chance to watch the final Elton John performance on Disney Plus? I did not yet. So for those of you that don't know, on Sunday, whatever Sunday it was, Elton John performed, quote unquote, his last live performance. What I actually think is the end of the tour, the last tour that he will do. The tour has been going on for four years. And it's still going on forever. And he still has another year and a half of this tour.

Wow. This is the last US performance So Disney plus put it on live 11 o'clock on Sunday night so everyone could watch it I thought it was well done. I watched some of it and I caught up with other parts of it recorded and I'll tell you what man Love him hate him like his music don't like his music the guy can fucking Love him, hate him like his music, don't like his music, the guy can fucking prefer. I love Valzion. True, rock, stuff like that.

Dude, he put on a show and the guy's 75 years old. Oh yeah. He's been doing it a long time. He's a part-time resident here in Atlanta. And if you lived here long enough, it's likely you have seen him somewhere. And heard the stories. And heard the stories. The parties.

Of the parties. He's got like a double penthouse. Yeah. He bought the penthouse of a very esteemed building down on peach tree road, the actual peach tree street. And then he bought the penthouse below it and like knocked his stares on it. But he is a notoriously like, artistic human being, I guess is the best way to say that,

right? He's very personickity. I heard a story one time and whether or not this is true, I don't know. Elton or Elton's camp has been listening to this, I'm sorry if this is not true. I had a friend of one of my mothers worked in a retail outlet here in Atlanta, like a Brooks Brothers type place. And she was a salesperson.

And Elton came in and right at the end of the shift with his whomever, his entourage, part of his entourage. Yes. And he was looking for a tie, and Elton took his hand and just started going down the tie rack and throwing the ties on the floor. That's it, take these. He literally, yeah, he just like walked in and swiped ties off the rack.

I was like, I'll take these. Yeah, now this could be one of those, you know, urban myths that runs around town, and but I heard it from the actual lady who said she was in there in the store. He's very artistic, I guess is the best way to say it. He's very artistic one of those, you know, urban myths that runs around town, but I heard it from the actual lady who said she was in there in the store. He's very artistic, I guess is the best way to say it. He's very artistic and he does what he wants. Obviously, Flamboy.

He is what he is. He is what he is. He is what he is. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. And he's done a lot for music. He's done a lot. Charities. How many of it?

How many times have you had a moment in life where the Elton John song is playing in the background? I mean, Elton John has so many hits. Soundtrack. It could be a soundtrack to different moments in your life. Of course, the famous. Yeah, what I was going to say, you know, almost famous. Yeah, almost famous.

Then he sang that song at Lady Dye's funeral. Oh, yeah. Kindle in the wind. Yeah. Now the knowing well, the go to win a time come down well whatever he said Benny in the jet Benny in the jets uh uh Saturday night so right here alligator rock crocodile rock crocodile rock he's just done so much you know you got to appreciate though like there's very few of those true legends are left and he's

one of them out Elton John, has made music that is such forever. So I'm watching, like, before the concert, they do this whole 30-minute thing, right? Everybody's saying goodbye to him, the prints and the princess of Wales or whatever. They're everyone, they have all these famous people that are saying goodbye, and then they have an interview with Elton. And the question is, Elton, are you gonna miss being on the road? And he goes, not one fucking bit. I'm not one fucking bit.

I've been doing it since I was 17. I don't care anymore. He's done. Yeah, he's like, my whole, all I wanted to do was make my mark. And I've had so many crowds applaud for me and so much admiration for the music that I've created. He's like, I'm all full up, like my cup is full.

I just wanna hang out and be with my family. He's got two young kids. He does. Yeah, and a very good looking husband, and you know, the guys live in the life. He really is, I love it. So that brings up like the other point, best to you, Elton.

Best to you, Elton. I do say that. And the other thing that he's done, he's done a lot for the LGBTQ community. Oh, Tom. He's raised over $600 million for HIV and AIDS research. I mean, this guy not only is he an artistic type, extremely flamboyant, probably one of the best musicians that ever lived.

Certainly has had more hits than most people, you know, than 10 other rock bands put together. Right. And then he's done so much for inclusion and for the family, which brings me to my next point. And I thought this was apropos that, you know, this was like on the heels of this shooting over the weekend that happened at this place, Club Q in Colorado Springs, Colorado, which is just so sad in so many ways. And the main way that it's sad, what not besides the lives that were lost, but the main way that this is sad to me is that we still, as a society, there's a small group of human beings that still don't accept that people should be allowed to love, whomever they love in whichever way they want to love them. Exactly. Who, the second cares? Yeah.

Who someone is sleeping with and whether or not they like, whether or not they have a dick or a vagina or something else, what does it matter? Why are we so upset about this still today? Why are we continually grouping ourselves in these little tiny pods, pointing the finger in the other direction, and then in some cases taking it to the so extreme that you feel like you have to squash a life because you don't agree with somebody else's lifestyle.

If you don't agree, that's fine. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't have it. Don't try to change somebody else. I happen to think that all these people who protest so much are probably repressed themselves how can you be so angry at somebody else who's just trying to live the way that they want to make snow fact in sense what's second sense as out in john says what so ever

what is amazing about this whole thing is that it didn't turn more tragic because of a perfectly straight man his wife a drag queen and their daughter that brought them all to this show. Yeah, it was like a birthday party. Yeah, this fucking hero that just like he's a former military guy. He's really struggling with PTSD. He says he doesn't get out of the house a lot because he just he doesn't see the world in the same way. He's always afraid the next attack is coming and God bless him because the next attack came when he was there

And he was like I just went into action mode. I don't even know what happened. Yeah, I was reading that story Unbelievable Richard fiero is his name say he gets up. He's there with his daughter his daughter's friend is one of the Dr. Queens one of the performers queens, one of the performers. And he's in the question is, you know, oh, is this your, do you go to drag shows often? He's like, no, this is my first time, but I don't fucking care good for these kids.

Yeah, exactly. He said in the article, this is why I fought for this country so that these kids could do what they want to do and love who they want to love and be who they want to be. He's like, it doesn't fucking matter to me what they're doing. As long as they're happy. Yeah. Guy starts in what starts shooting. And this guy does not run.

He pulls his friend down to the floor and he goes towards him. And he beats him senseless with his own gun. And you know what? God bless you, Richard Fierro. Fucking a right. This, we need more Richard Fierro's, unless whatever the other guy's name is. I don't even want to mention his name here because I just don't think that it's even worth crediting

It's exactly what he wants is the attention and and and all of this hatred to be spewed out of this community and They're not a community. There are other human beings and it makes zero sense to me And I know Chrissy agrees with me about this that we are still in the year 2022, still worried about who someone else sleeps with. It is Asa 9. Asa 9. Yeah, live your own life. Do your own thing. Yeah.

Rev down. Rev down everybody, as Chrissy said. Rev down. I know it hasn't quite caught on yet. Like, you know, like some of the other slogans out there, like one life or you know, protect the blue and whatever it is What is going to Chrissy? Chrissy and I are here at the forefront revving down. Yes, everybody just revenue. It's just crazy

This gives me a perfect segue into a good news story about our friends and our other fellow humans that love who they want to love Remember we told the story about Natalie. Yes, of course. Okay, so for those of you that didn't hear this episode Here's Natalie. Natalie has a best friend that she's been hanging out with doing everything with for like five or six years. Since they were kids, right? For a long time. And the friend, after many years of not saying anything,

one night professed his love for Natalie. They are pansexual. So they love who they want to love, based on the personality, has nothing to do with anything else. Right? Natalie identifies as pansexual, so they love who they want to love based on the personality has nothing to do with anything else, right? It's Natalie identifies as pansexual. It's personality. Yep, and personality. That's it. So she shuts down. She like says nope, I'm too scared about this. I don't want to lose the friendship I'm worried about rejection the whole nine yards anything like anybody who of course goes through a relationship Taking the leap. So Natalie writes in to tell Chrissy and I

that as the podcast was playing, she listens to the episode. She hears us giving her the horrible advice. She takes the episode of that horrible advice and she's listening out in the car and she decides after listening to the wall listening to the podcast, I'm gonna go say something to him right now. I'm gonna go profess my love back to him.

Okay, I love that she made the jump. She made the jump, she made the leap, I'm going to go say something to him right now. I'm going to go profess my love back to him. Okay, I love that she made the jump. She made the jump. She made the leap and they are now together. That happened. This happened just like two weeks ago. I mean, it's like, isn't this amazing? That's it, you guys Natalie.

It's just our first commercial break relationship. It might be. It is our, we want all the updates. We want Christmas cards and we want an invite to, I don't, we want an invite to the, to the party. Yeah, to the party, to whatever it is. Chrissy and I must be included in this. So we're just sharing that out of the, because we're not doing this altruistically. We want free booze.

Ever party you're giving. We want free. Booze. Tell me, care about. We're really good at parties. We're really good at parties. We might be a little older than you, Natalie. But we bring a lot of experience and drugs.

So it makes me feel great. Chrissy's gonna fly over to make a stop at Colorado. I'm gonna call it deep. We're gonna do a stop by two with the Martins. That's right, we're gonna stop by the Martins. We're gonna roll in 10 deep with ecstasy, dippity dabs, smiggity smacks, finger dips, holy blowies. We're gonna, yeah, Rochambo is my friends,

he's the call it. We just have this word for coca, it was Rochambo. So we're all working at the restaurant in the bar, you know, in the bartender was like, you know, the bartender, old grizzled bartender, who knew everybody and everybody who sold blow and all this other stuff, right? And we'd all just worn on through the rest,

but this is like a fine dining restaurant. And you'd hear from the other side of the, Rochambot! And I'd be like Rochambot! People would be eating their steaks, they'd be like Rochambot. I'd be like Rochambot, brother! So just known, Adely, when we come, we're rolling 10 deep, and I don't mean people.

I mean types of narcotics. You and your friends can use. I love it. Speaking of our fantastic listeners who continue to call in and write in and ask for our advice, I have been getting a couple of messages lately from Africa, and I wanted you to know that. Yeah, there's some listeners out on that, out on other continents, and they're listening to us

and sharing with us how great the stories, how guy named Ian that wrote in from South Africa. I had Stephanie wrote in from Kampala, which is a New Gangna, and she is a nurse, a 23 year old nurse, and there's a 20 year old student. She has a boyfriend, right? Okay. She has a boyfriend, she likes him, he's attractive,

but he's not a great conversationalist. However, there's a 20 year old that's working as a nursing student that is all this and more. He's like all this in a cup of coffee, right? He's a good looking guy. She catches the fields every time she sees him. And she doesn't know whether or not she should pursue him. And I say, hell yeah, you should pursue him.

Yeah, hello. Probably tell your boyfriend first. Yeah, yeah, you've only lived once, yellow. And also, yeah, definitely break up with the boyfriend first. Definitely break up with the boyfriend first. Yeah, I've told this. I'm not a cheating kind of person either. It's always gonna come back around to you

some way, shape, or form. And we've all been cheated on or we've all been cheated or I'm not trying to be like, all, you know, throw stones in a glass house. I mean, I did date a girl for like a year while she had a boyfriend. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm not gonna throw stones in a glass house, but it just might be the nice thing to do. If you're not interested, listen, if a guy can't hold the conversation with the fuck are you doing with him anyway, looks only get you so far.

I've dated some really attractive human beings, but they are. I've been in that boat too. Thick as a brick, and I'm like, I just can't do it. I know. Yeah, I mean, I feel the sex, what is that? Exactly, yeah. And the licks only last so long.

I find that if you don't have anything going on upstairs, it's likely you have anything going on downstairs either. Do you know what I'm saying? Is this true for you too? Yes. I've dated some lug nuts, some really attractive people who just, you could shake their head and hear it rattle, right? And they're not good in bed.

Why are they not good in bed? Because you can shake their head and hear it rattle. I mean, it's just one of those things. Right. You remember the turkey girl? She'd make turkish, it's apropos mean, it's just one of those things. Right. You remember the turkey girl? Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. She'd make turk, it's apropos. Now that it's Thanksgiving. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. She made these turkey noises when she got on top of me.

She always wanted to be on top of me. And every time she get on top of me, she'd start this, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? Are you having a seizure? What is going on? It's like a sign felt. It was so bad, Chris.

Yeah, I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God this happened. In like the three or four times that we slept together, I was so, I laughed the first time because I thought she was making a joke. And she's like, what's so funny? And I'm like, you're just, you're getting into it. And she's like, oh, yeah, I'm getting in. Oh, go, go, go, go, go.

And by the fourth time, I was like, I can't do this anymore. I can't do this. First of all, she was a horrible conversationalist. No, there was nothing else going on besides that bedroom. And then in the bedroom, she was gobbling like a turkey. And so I just decided, well, listen, I only have so much life to live. Like, I can't feel with someone I don't enjoy their comfort. It's just not a great look.

So here's the thing, Stephanie, from Compala. And thank you very much. All my Ugandan listeners, thank you very much. Here's the thing, don, from Compala, and thank you very much, all my Ugandan listeners. Thank you very much. Here's the thing, don't waste your life on someone you're really not that interested in. I know you're young and you got time, but at the end of the day, you know, there's only so much life to live, Chrissy,

and we can't go around talking to a woman. I agree. Yeah, I say go for it. If this 20-year-old is giving you the field, now, I gotta tell you something about 20-year-old men. Right. They're like 14-year-old men. you the field, now, I got to tell you something about 20-year-old men. Right. They're like 14-year-old men. They're like six years behind on maturity.

So, and this is a scientific fact that men's brains do not stop that part that has reasoning and logic and all that. It does not stop growing until about 36 years old. We are way far behind on the evolution scale compared to women. Of course it does. It really does. I didn't actually start turning into an actual human being until 36 years old.

And then I was running around saying things like, the ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho- I'm a home space for you found Wayne Dyer and I'm totally I'm in present here in the moment. Hey Brian I hate you. I'm a present. I'm here for the home space for the home space for you. I'm on space for your feelings. Be careful when you lose the ego at the front door, it doesn't come in the back. Ha ha ha. All of which I truly believe, but I just sound like an asshole saying it for about five years.

We were both really into that. I was really good on that. I'm so into it still. I love that. I love that. There's nothing more than I like than a good jog down by the park with Eckhart Tully talking to me.

As soon as I turn it off, I'm back to asshole commercial break pride. Ha ha, Brian. I'm equanimous for like an hour a week. But I figure if I'm equanimous one hour a week, I'm doing better than 99. Yeah, I'm doing better than 99 percent of the people that I won't, I said on the same fucking side of the sidewalk. Jesus Christ, stand your side of the sidewalk. Why you got to make me move? I don't, sit on the same fucking side of the sidewalk. Jesus Christ, stand your side of the sidewalk. Why do you gotta make me move? I don't understand it.

What all do we have in that treaty again? Oh, we've got the great walkway treaty. And I just think there's something about breathing on other people and oh, there's the great airplane treaty. Yeah, waiting on the airplane. And no bare feet. No bare feet. Way no bare feet.

Listen, if you're on a long haul flight, this is a big thing now on Instagram, everyone's sending pictures of people with their feet out on the plane. If you're putting your feet on someone else's chair, or if you're putting your feet on like the back of the headrest, are you putting your bare feet on armrest where someone on the next flight might have to endure

your fucking stink? It's disgusting. However, if you are a clean human being and you're on a nine-hour flight and your feet are swelling because you're 58,000 feet in the air and you want to take your shoes off and keep your feet under the seat in front of you like a normal human being, I can understand that. You know, where are comfortable freaking hugs? Where are something comfortable?

Yeah, just where are comfortable stuff. All decor is out the door. Freakin' uggs! Where's something comfortable? Yeah, just where comes the stuff? All decor is out the door. No one cares what you look like. When I flew to LA, there was a lady with one ass cheek. Oh yeah. I swear to God, she had one ass cheek hanging out. These girls in their tiny little shorts

where they just rides up their butt crack, there's no decorum on the narrow plane anymore. Let's keep the feet inside the shoe unless you have clean socks on, or you're in first class where they give you slippers. Otherwise, let's just not bother with the feet, could we? And then while we're at it, if you're a big guy or a girl, and you take up a little extra room,

let's put our hands in front of us. Let's not take up all the armrest and then half of somebody else's chair. That happened to me a couple flights ago too. It's a big boy and two big boys actually, and I know I'm in trouble. I never get like sat next to like some petite hot, you know, smoking hot girl.

I'm always next to some jack hole. The universe works in the way. He was like snorting the whole time. I'm like, oh my God, that's disgusting. And I thought about putting a mask on, but you know, I didn't want to be rude and all that. But I'm like, oh my God, that's disgusting. And I thought about putting a mask on, but you know, I didn't want to be rude and all that. But I'm like, dude, it's COVID. Can you stop that just for a second?

You know what I'm saying? Just like be a little bit polite. So the great airway, there's the great airline treaty, the great walkway treaty. I think we have something about breathing. Wait, how you did? Let me go about breathing louder. Something like that.

We're just trying to make the world a better place. Yes. And while we're at it, I'm saying knock down all the walls regarding who people love, who fucking cares. The great, uh, doesn't matter who you are. Holding space for who you love treaty of 2022. Fucking cares. It's so stupid.

But back to Stephanie, because this is what we do, go offer five minutes and then get back to the point. I say go for it, but be careful about 20-year-old men. 20-year-old men generally, generally. Depends on what she's looking for. They're not fully cooked. Yeah, maybe she's looking for kind of a fun. Yeah, fun casual, fun, something.

Yeah, you're looking for fun and casual, 20-year-olds right up your alley. If you're looking for mature, fun, casual. Yeah, you're gonna for fun and casual, 20 year olds right up your alley. If you're looking for mature, steady, you know, equanimity, it is just like this, a perfect gentleman, they are few and far between, and so just be careful about that. But I also say thank you for your service because nurses are angels.

Oh, yeah, sure. There's no doubt about that. Speaking of love and relationships, I have an exciting update for you, Chrissy. Oh my god, I'm excited. You know what time it is? It's time for the commercial break inside of the commercial break. And I'll keep it short because you already know.

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No, yes he is. No, like for real, for real in real life. Five years. Yeah, IRL, after four or five years of being underground, Carl Lenz is back in real life. He posted on his Instagram for the first time in a long time. He's still have the victory, V.

He's still, he's actually got long hair now. Oh, he's trying to look like Jesus Christ himself. I think. But he's got long hair and he's got these kids and his wife and they all look great. And they're posing. They're back together. They never, she never left him.

Oh, okay. She decided to stay with him. I think they might have separated for a little bit. Carl Lentz is a famous preacher that was like preaching to the likes of Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber and Harrison Ford or whoever. He started this very popular non-denominational Christian church and he was going all around the world like a fucking rock star selling out venues, making VIP tickets and VIP sections

and besides the booze, it was just like a concert, right? And he showed up, people went fucking bananas. He was a bonafide young preacher celebrity. Only problem was, he was also a bon He was a bonafide, young preacher celebrity. Only problem was, he was also bonafive, boner-fying, all of the people that he was preaching to. He couldn't keep his dick in his pants. There were lots of text messages. There's lots of carl to go around.

There's lots of carl to go around. And so, carl's been a part of our show since we first did that story, probably nine months ago at this point. Because we just thought it was too funny. Because he had some voice mails and we heard them and it would sound a little bit like this. Hey, Carl, what's up with me, Carl.

I just, as here, getting ready to preach at the big show tonight over there in Madison Square Garden and I just realized, I got a full dick. I got a full dick. You might have send me some tips for the lord girl victory be for the lord or for your vagina you know i'm saying girl send that on over and uh...

and then i don't worry about it take care of your rent next month okay he's doing is misappropriating funds to pay for his luscious girlfriends uh... that he had all across new York. So here's why I bring this up. It would kind of be a non-start, like he sent a picture out and he said, and the wife did too. Ah, back.

Ah, back. We're doing great. We're better than ever. Glad we decided to stick this out. Everyone's gonna question, the wife was saying everyone's gonna question my reasoning, but you'd have to be here to know we all walk through fire. Okay, so I get it, like I actually understand what they said,

right? Then I am just doing a little light-youtubing, you know, and for me light-youtubing means six to seven hours digging into something. There are these other young preachers out there, like YouTube preachers, that are saying that Carl Lentz is the part of the reason why the Christian church is being overcome by the devil. Oh.

And why they say that is because when Carl was very popular, he would, he went on the Oprah show, he went on the view, I think it was on Dr. Phil. I mean, the guy was everywhere, right? He was really very famous in certain circles. And what Carl would say, and I didn't realize this until I started doing this research, is that Carl was actually pretty fucking liberal with his social values. He people would ask him, so what do you think about abortion? He says, well, that's something we got a minister on an individual basis by basis. He's like, you know, it's not necessarily my word. Like, I'm not Jesus Christ. I'm not God right and there are certain situations where you know while I may not believe in it it's not for me to make that call. What about Gays in church right who am I to say who's gonna love who it's not my business right that's up that's between someone else and God yeah he was really pretty

fucking understanding actually I think that was the you know the magnetic the hubba lu about his whole thing right now i'm denomination christian churches like very liberal socially liberal um... churches and so i can't disagree with the guy

actually i was kind of like this but that led so now all of these hellfire damnation you know the christians that's all this is. That Christians who got very loud mouth is loud mouth is loud mouth. I put an E is at the end of mouth is.

He's got these very loud mouths and they're very opinionated. This one guy says, you cannot change what the Bible says. It doesn't matter what year it is. It's always the same. Stone the gate, whatever, right? And I'm like, holy holy fucking shit you're the reason fly Christianity sucks so uh so this led me I go let me take a listen to one of Carl's actual sermons okay moment by moment and let me see what all the big deal is about right however once I started listening to his sermon, knowing what I know now about

Carl, it's really hard to take it seriously. And so I would like to, if it's okay with you, do you want to hear, we never got into this, but I would like to hear a little bit of Carl. Okay. Just like actually doing his thing. Yeah. So without further ado, Chrissy, I was trolling on the internet as I do like to do here is an actual Carl lens sermon. Let's listen to it with all seriousness

guys don't start making fun of this guy. Okay, here we go. Ready? Just going on, ladies and gentlemen. Wait, that's not him. That's. That's freaky me. He's another guy. He just popped into the guy. He's another kind of freak. We'll get to him later. You got your his coming Come on somebody Did you say come on somebody I think he's been coming on a lot of people This is previous to the big Huffleoo a big scandal the winner

Everybody grateful. I've said the word Huffleoo six times this episode. I know I'd you got to stop me. Say no more. Far got come on I'm gonna pray Who's got faith for those bucks today All right, who's got faith for those tits today, huh? We're gonna pray that my dick gets wet when I was in. It's absolute honor to be here. I love you, church. I love your pastors.

It'd be cool if we- I love Cindy there in the front row. She does anal. Oh my gosh. She's the up to the butt girl. Never married the up to butt girl, you know what I'm saying, God. She took a I want to thank all the other pastors for showing me the strip clubs around town. I keep expecting him to bust out. I'm so excited to see him.

I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited to see him.

I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited to see him. I'm so excited make the other pastors show me the strip clubs around town. I keep expecting him to bust out and backstreet. He's back. Oh right! Yeah, he's like a...

I don't know what he's wearing. He's wearing like a Michael Jackson jacket, isn't he? He's like a black lead patent leather jacket. Hang out and you're so fun to be around. Very funny. It's rare to find other pastors that that can laugh at anything so rare to find other pastors having sex with their kids with this kind of church I like you know say it's like an orgy a little sermon mixed in a veil well it's just cool I believe the best days of

your church are ahead of you and absolutely honored to be here. And I'm going to pray today that God does something special because that's what He can do in a church setting like this. And so if your heart is open and your... Pajana is open. Your mouth is open. You're going to go there. That's some great things are going to happen.

Trust me. That's Cindy. Cindy are gonna happen. Trust me, that's Cindy. Cindy, how you feeling? But for who he is, I believe we can have a really cool three hours together. Three hours. Yeah, I'm studying tantrum. I've been studying tantrum girl.

You know, when it comes to the Lord, I can go all night. of his study of Tantra girl. You know when it comes to the Lord I can go all night. Jesus went 30 days, 40 days, 40 nights in the desert. It's awesome to be in God's favorite state without question which is Florida and what? Love you dearly and so from Hillsong New York City my wife and my wait I think I said that wrong. and so from Hillsong New York City, my wife, and my, wait, I think I said that wrong. Ha ha ha ha ha. God's favorite state is Florida.

God's favorite state used to be Florida. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Never mind, I'm gonna go there. All right, girl. Children, hold it down today. We love you, thanks for inspiring us. It is cool to have people line up around the building, but it's cooler to have your own building,

and you have seven. And so, ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. It's cool to have people line up around the building, but it's cooler to have your own building and you have seven. So, haha. It's good to have your own building. I just sold one. I got to get some cash to a young lady. Speaking of children, I've got a couple extras. And I'd like to say hello to little Ron Jeep Jr. and little Carl Jr. and Carl Jr. Jr.

Thank you for keeping my secrets. I appreciate it. Speaking of buildings, I need a little place for a call junior to hide out for a couple months. Just hit me up afterwards. You know myself one of it. Came here and got immediately inspired, just driving around the city and seeing what God's done with y'all and I'm going home full of faith. And I'm going to pray right now that God has His way. And I don't know what you're dealing with. I don't know what's going on in your world,

but I do know this. God's going to change somebody's life today. Am I just picking up on a couple of hints of, you know, like they do the wine tasting, and they're like, oh, there's a little note of floral, and I get a little sheep shit in there. Yeah, am I picking up a little scent of bullshit here? Like, Carl, forgot to prepare for this particular service.

That's what I was thinking too, I mean, because of their lives. God's favorite state. I was driving around seeing what God did for y'all. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think Carl's all that prepared for this one. No. And if you came in in a season where it's just been heavy, you know, woke up this morning

thinking of y'all, praying. And if you came in in a heavy season right now, and you cannot wait for those. I can guarantee the first thing Carl did outwake up to was prayer for people he might or might not see in a couple of hours. You woke up to morning head and orange juice from room service at the St. Regis.

Right. That was the break. I believe that God's going to light up a path for you today to be able to build your own faith. Who is that? Who's in one of those seasons? Who is that? Who needs a little extra love after services?

Let's go ahead, pass your name forward in the past basket. I call it the Aspaskit. Come on, girl. Come on, girl. Can we pray together? Father, I thank you that you're here in this atmosphere, Lord. It's already heavy with your presence.

And I thank you that we're not gathering to be more religious. We didn't come to play religious church games, Lord. That doesn't help anybody. It doesn't help anybody to stick to that. Don't sleep with someone else's vibe. No. Yeah. We're not here to get extra religious God. We want to get less religious if you know what I mean. I want you to tear down those walls between Mary to not Mary

I want you to tear down those walls between I just should be with one person for my entire life because Carl's here to tell you guys It doesn't work. It doesn't work. Be open. Cindy, how you feeling down there? You getting ready for round two grow? Three hours up here? Three hours in there? You know the second girl, all right, victory be. Aim to be in the presence of the living God. Lord, I pray you take these ordinary average words and you breathe on them, Lord, because we need to leave here different than we walked in. Don't let us do tomorrow.

leave here different than we walked in. Don't let us do tomorrow. I pray that you take this normal penis and breathe on it and make it horribly erect. Like the rocket's a brawl to law. And then please stop this burning bush inside my penis on fire God. Either stop the fire, spin out some more commandments. I'm really having a problem. Lord, I think Cindy had the fire on the crotch. Like we've done before, Lord, I pray you give fresh vision where it's needed. Lord, if there are sick bodies in the the room we speak healing in the name of Jesus

There's anybody who's discouraged Lord. I pray you'd lift the head of the weary today and remind them is anybody that's discouraged No, we're all feeling great Carl This is yeah, I'm sorry But it's not that I'm not, I'm not religious, I'm spiritual. So sometimes all of this is just gets a little bit, it's like it's a little much for me, you know, and now listening to Carl, knowing what I know about Carl, everything is funny. Yeah, it's like, exactly. He was like sleeping with other women and while he was running around, you know, demanding

that people get him coffee and using, you know, interns to do his laundry and all this other stuff. Personal trainer. Personal trainer is the deed. He was literally using Justin Bieber to get asked. You know, yeah, of the two, he's actually the better looking one. So when you're better looking than Justin Bieber and you're hanging out with Justin Bieber, you're like, Pete Davidson. You're not fire. It's another level.

It is. You are moving even when we can't see it, if we can't feel it, little we can trust you. I pray that you would free people today. We speak south. Girl, if you can't feel it, I can't see it, that I'm not doing it right, girl. So I just wanted to come over and let you feel it.

Let's just see it. It's the Holy Spirit moving through you, girl. So I just wanted to come over and let you feel it. Let's just see it. See it. It's the Holy Spirit moving through you, girl. I want to wake up tomorrow morning and let the Holy Spirit run right through you. Let's do it again, girl. Let your mom's phone ever. I want to call her and talk to her about this. You got to sister. Give me a cousin. A carol. Patient. And we lift up the only name that changes Jesus. That's you. And give you praise ahead of time. And your name we pray.

Amen. Amen. Amen. Come on, give him some praise. If you got a reason to. You hear the audience is kind of like they're underwhelmed by what they're hearing. They're like, wait, I waited for four hours in line

to hear this. I hear this at my dinner table. What's so exciting about this? Well, it's also morning. Do you like who you stand the next to? Because I'd be happy to take them. If you don't, just let me know, girl. Who's unhappy with their partner right now? Just raise your hand, go in the back, they're going to bring you to the VIP room for a special, special, anointed blessing later on. I don't want to share all the secrets, but just know that you're going to get double blessed by the Lord. Are you standing next to somebody that can say?

Who's standing next to somebody who apparently thinks they can say, but nobody has spoken it truth, okay? Give somebody a quick hug and- Back treats, back. Take your shoes. Oh my! You're standing next to somebody who thought they could sing? This is all going to hell in a hand vats kit.

Actually, now that I'm watching this for the second time, I'm realizing just how unprepared Carl is to speak to these people. This is what he did. He's free-wheeling. Yeah, he just free-wheeled it. Quick. Phenomenal worship, powerful.

Can you give your worship team a huge hand? I don't know where they went, but they are. We think the lighting crew, while I get my thoughts together. What are we gonna say? What are we gonna say? Who likes coffee? Let's bless the coffee. Let's bless the baristas who made the coffee.

You know, those baristas, they're troubled people. What is he talking about? Nothing. Well, he's got three hours to kill. Three hours. This is how it's starting off. Yeah. You know how much I struggle to get there one hour of the commercial break? He's doing three. I forgot my iPhone charger, Lord. He's picked up his iPad and he's trying to turn it on. He's so ill-prepared.

And a huge shout out to every volunteer that makes this church what it is. Can we just give, I don't know if they're all you're going to be in here, but. Where else would I go? Yeah, where else would they go? The main event is all I'm taking right now. I'd like to thank all the sound people for making my microphone.

I don't know if they're going to be here right now, but thank you Lord. I'd like to thank you. Give yourself a round of fun. I don't know if you're all here right now. I know I'm not here. I didn't prepare that. I'm a little hung over. I was hanging out with the bebes last night. My little notes out, just watch my son lose a playoff game via FaceTime. So I'm going to preach angry. Chris, you're going to write it out with me again. Thank you, brother. You know, give Chris a hand, he's a legend.

Let's give Chris a hand. I don't even know what Chris is. I just met Chris. Is your name Chris? It's not? Oh, shit, man, I'm sorry. What's your name? Evans? Did you say Evans? a big big big hand to Evans is Evans here?

Did Evan show? Yeah, give a shout out to everybody. I Got to kill some time here guys. I got like another 86 minutes to go Yeah churches is awesome. It's filled with broken people that really are not interreligient, but they're into Jesus changing their life. And I will say if you are new to this church, you're watching online, come and check out the Bishop of the House in person. This is his pulpit.

Give him a hand. Give him a hand, too. Well, I get a charger for my iPad. Well, I can Google stuff up. I can check my face. Let's give a shout out to Facebook for all those updates that are giving me right now. Thank you. Let's give it.

I just want to give a warm shout out to all the broken Instagram models out there. I'm looking out for you. I'm heartening you. Double tap. Double tap girl. Leader and speaker. And if you are new or visiting, just know this church is a safe place. You don't have to believe to belong here. You just got to show up as you are, and we believe that in time you're going to see what

all this weirdness is about. We do know that we're... May lay about my dick. Weird, but I always tell non-Christians, you're mad weird too, okay? So don't judge us too quickly. We just have a different weird. Our weird has a reason. But I'm going to preach to you, and I got a message on my heart.

I was asking your pastor, you know, what have y'all been doing? What's the flow? What's God been doing? And he told me he just finished speaking about supernatural. And I was like, awesome, sweet. I talk about Marvel movies all day long. Let's give a shout out. Let's give a shout out to Disney.

Let's give a shout out to Captain America. Is he here today? I don't know if he's here today. Chris. Chris. Yeah, he's so handsome. Let's give a shout out to how handsome he is. Because I have had a message on my heart for a long time that I've been preaching when

I'm allowed to because it's one of those messages, not every church wants some things to be preached, but the moment I saw your pastor and that, you know, Holy Spirit. I knew I could talk about my dick. How I've been dickin' down a lot of you girls out there, and I just want to say thank you. Thank you for being that kind of church that allows me to dick down on my constituents. Smile that he has, I thought this is going to be an awesome Sunday because I feel like what God's doing, this church is like ours, churches like, you know, in the city that

are doing the same thing, there is a... Let's give a shout out to... Other churches. Let's give a shout out to other churches. I don't know if they're there, but let's give a shout out to other churches. Yeah, talking, that's it. Let's give a shout out to the cocaine dealer, there's a little bit late, but I'm gonna take a break here in a few minutes and get right. And I promise, I'll make sense of this when it's all comes down to it. Move of God happening, and I don't want to, I don't comes down to it. Move of God happening.

And I don't want to miss it. So feel free to shout me down. Open a costume, whatever you got. You can wave a flag, you can stand up, you can throw. I was able to show it to one time. I was able to just throw a snake on it. Yeah. Yeah.

There you go, asshole. Thanks for sleeping with my wife, Tangle with these rattlers. What have you got? What have you got? What have Huckleberry just walked in with like a fire lobster or whatever. You're talking about supernatural deal with this.

Yeah, the fire lobster. The fire lobster. The fire lobster. The lobster that was caught in the box. That's for sleeping with the mother. Not a kluggle bird number seven. A kluggle bird number seven. That's why they keep dying. Caroleism snuffed.

And I was preaching and this woman just walked right up. She was, you know, a little bit older and she walked right up and she just looked at me and she just threw some money down. I thought you were just going to say thank. Well, you dick me down. I've heard the good word of Christ through my friends. Can you take me down? Here's a $10,000 donation.

And she said, if he's doing good, keep preaching. And she walked away, I said, yes, ma'am. So I've kind of seen it all. She didn't even wait for it's more fun around. She just, she just, we'd say it's the word of our prime and throwing money. I was at a strip club once here in a way. It's gonna be my friend at a long day of party and a long day. Same guy went to the further festival. Yeah, we always planned on saving our drugs for another time, but we always ended up using them immediately.

We're like, on Saturday's gonna be fun. Let's get a couple bags of this and a couple bags of that. And then we didn't even make it to Friday. And we were strung out, feeling like shit. And so we decided on this come down that we'd go to a strip club and we had enough money for about two beers a piece, right? Like dollar drafts or whatever it would. So we pay the five dollars to get in the cover chart.

We pay the couple dollars to get a couple of drafts and we're sitting at the bar in behind us. If you turn around on the barstools, there was a small, skinny long stage with a couple of poles on it, right? And then there were barstools around that. Well, the club was kinda empty. It was probably like a Tuesday night or something.

Cause you know, that's probably lunch. Yes, probably. It was probably 9.30 AM on a Tuesday night or something. Cause you know, that's probably lunch. Yes, probably. It was probably 9.30 AM on a Tuesday. And there wasn't anybody in there except for me and my friend and a couple of other stragglers and bouncers, right? And girls. So there's like four girls on stages, but there's one girl jumps up onto the stage behind us.

We turn around and we're just staring. Strong out way high. jumps up onto the stage behind us we turn around and we're just staring strung out way high nothing going on in our brains whatsoever and it's a it's a new register but there's nothing getting through this fall got just fucked up and all the sudden i hear her yelling above the loud music i got to just sit there are you gonna give me some fucking money it costs money to stare like that. To which my friend decided

he reached in his pocket and a handful of change and he threw it at her. And before I could say the word stop, he was on the ground with a bouncer's knee in his back. And I was being pulled from my chair by the collarbone by someone else. You gotta be careful when you throw money on stage. Carroll ticket. Yeah, carroll ticket. Man, I'll tell you what, that was a rude awakening. Being thrown back out in the street at 10 in the morning.

Yeah, I bet it was your late night. Everybody else is mourning. That's right, we had a rough come down. The church, when people are actually excited to be there. So remind your face. Remind your soul. Call this message, I'm getting better. I'm getting better. Look at somebody say, I'm getting better. I'm getting better. I can hold it up against the wall for like 30, 40 seconds at a time now. Getting better, girls. I got it.

I got it. I'm no longer a two-pump chump. I'm getting up to like six or seven. I call this I'm getting better. That phrase for me has become more than a phrase. It's become a dedication. Because if you are a Christian, you are immediately aware that you do not have it all together but God is faithful and he's putting you together day in and day out even

if you don't know I bet he's putting you together. Yeah. But that's going day in and day out as he's pounding his fist into his hand. Carl's is the character. I don't know something about me that makes me like him. I got to like him. I'm like, I like you Carl. Yeah.

Feel like it even if nobody recognizes that even if you feel like in the same old you you are not Because God is working in your life. You're getting better. I don't know anybody Get around if he found something that works after 10 minutes of thinking everybody that wasn't there He made up something in his head. I know people like this. I am a person like this. What am I talking about? Well, I love it. He said a few minutes ago too, like, I'm going to talk about the supernatural. And then he's like, yeah, I'm going to call this and get better. He's like an episode of the commercial break. I know. He jumped around. He jumped around. It wakes up and says, I don't want to get better. Unless people are headed to Florida for spring break. Those people have consciously decided we're getting worse.

Because I had tickets to Fort Lauderdale right now so I got out of here girls, and I'm gonna go preach on the Lord. I got something on my heart. I got it, I got to get off. It's hard to preach on a full day girl. But by and large, I think all of us humanity, we want to get better.

We want our marriages to get better. We want our marriages to get better. We want our relationship with Jesus to get better. Wow, this is the most non-direct, obsequious preacher I have ever heard in my entire life. He's making nonsense whatsoever. But he looks good doing it. But he looks great doing it. Chrissy, what are you talking about? I'm the best at ever live girl. Hey Chrissy, we're gonna stop by your house later.

Knock on the door, leave you some cash, and then if you can just send me a few of those big 3v pictures you were talking about, you know I'm talking about girl. Oh I do. I like you. Oh I do. Yep. Yes I do. Come on. Sprinkle some holy water on yourself and then rub it. I want you to go take a holy water shower and then Send me some pictures of you glistening in the shower That's for the Lord I'm getting better I'm trying to get better

I'm trying to get better on a full deck I'm gonna lift the poison out Oh my god. Alright, well, you know. I don't know, Carl. Carl though, I gotta say this about Carl. For all his downfalls, and we are all human, we all have them. God knows I do too.

We'll get better. But I'm the host of the commercial break. I'm not trying to save anybody's life spiritually. We're all getting better. But for all of his foils and foibles, I will say that I've seen now some of his messaging on some of these television shows he was on. Seems all right with me. Yeah.

Why not? Go for it. Carl's back. Carl's back. And I'm happy to see that him and his wife have worked it all out. But wonder what happened to the mistress and all that jazz? The mistress is and all that jazz. I guess they're just, yeah.

They got paid off. The mistress is in these situations never end up like besides Jessica Hahn, never end up being a good thing. Yeah. Like Stormy Daniels is not like, it's a household name, but not for all the right reasons. You know what I'm saying? So it never ends up well for them and they didn't do anything, but sleep with somebody willingly. Yeah, exactly. I'm, I hashtag make Carl's mistress famous.

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