The Commercial Break - One Long, Sexy, Sibling Day!

Episode Date: May 5, 2023

On the One Long Day in Finland, all the step-siblings get together...? Bryan & Krissy hear from two step-siblings that got married (and are from two extremely hot families). Pete Davidson crashed his car into a house! Melania and Pete? Our listeners are smartasses... What’s the meet the family mark? Ask TCB! Bryan reads a messy listener story Lies are a no go! Bryan is a man of few words… This show is not for everyone (in our families) TW: Bryan says ‘panties’ A Finnish step-brother and step-sister got married For clout? Her roommate said NO! Finnish people are hot! Family hot tub time They’re not blood related…but where is the line? Just like these two, Bryan gets shit on tiktok LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

But roll me over and smack my ass. I have been asked out on the day. I don't want to go on it. But... Fuck. I'm not going. On this episode of the commercial break. I don't even want to see anybody for like 10 months out of the year. Yeah, that's true. You have one long day for You do, don't they? The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my day of friends. I'm Brian Green. I'm Brian Green. I'm Brian Green. I'm Brian Green. I'm Brian Green.

I'm Brian Green. I'm Brian Green. I'm Brian Green. I'm Brian Green. I'm Brian Green. I'm Brian Green. I'm Brian Green. I'm Brian Green. Commercial Break starts now. Oh yeah, Gats and kittens. Welcome back to the Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and beautiful co-host. Kristen Joy, hold me, best to you right there, Kristen.

Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there on the podcast universe. Pete Davidson crashed his car into a house. Did you see that? No. He crashed a car into a house. What? Yeah.

I did not see that. Good at getting the good looking ladies, but it cannot dry. Maybe he was checking out a good looking lady. Yeah, he's probably getting sex messages from every shick on the planet. What's up with that, dude? There's a video going around of Pete, like he's not in a New York Knicks game, I think.

Is that a New York Knicks game? He's there with John Stewart. They're having fun courtside, like all the famous people do. And then the end of the game, and Pete goes to leave, and there's a bunch of kids and like teenagers, taking pictures of them and reaching their hand out,

and they wanna take, you know, trying to take pictures. And so Pete's grabbing the phones out of the kids' hands and taking a selfie and giving it back to him and taking a selfie and giving it back to him. And there's this one drunk guy in a pink master's shirt because of course, and he's like 52 years old or I'm guessing he's in his 50s, got gray hair, he's got glasses in his hat. And he keeps on grabbing on, he's like on the court too.

So he keeps on grabbing Pete and like putting his face in the pictures and you know talking to him in his ear. And finally just Pete just pushes him down to the ground. And he's like, you can't hear what he's saying, but he's like pointing to his face, and here's what I imagine he's saying. This face gets done to pussy! Don't fuck it out!

Exactly. Ha ha ha ha. Get out of my face. Get out of my face! I just think Kim Kardashian's ass gets out of my face! Ha ha ha. That Pete, man, woo buddy. I guess can't be good at everything.

You'd be good at getting the girls, but not so good at driving. They ruled out drugs or alcohol apparently. They took a drug and alcohol test. That's good. Pete's just on the drugs that the doctor gives him. But man, you know, they keep on saying, who do they say, oh, they were

talking about like Melania and Trump getting into force because Melania was sick of all the bullshit. Yeah. And then everyone was like photoshopping Pete Davidson. It's like, you know, this is coming. I do know this is coming. Yes, I do. And I can't wait to be a fly on the wall when it does. I mean, you know, whatever about Trump, but I just like to see him along. Yeah, feet together. I think that'd be a great couple. They work out perfectly.

All right, so, you know, our listeners are a bunch of smart asses. And so, I don't... I love this about them. Yeah, I love this about them too, but, you know, they're trying to be funny also, which is good because at least one of us should be funny. Yes.

And it's probably you. But I got the interesting message the other day and I thought that I would read it in this kind of, this piggy fronts into our. I still love the piggy fronting. I'm not piggy fronting. To risk a pudo, piggy fronting all the way to the bank.

Now, and I'm prefacing this because I wanna put a big old grain of salt right on top of this story. I'm not sure that I believe this. That was a great salt. Yeah, salt bay. That guy, salt bay. Salt bay.

He was another one, it was true. Who's he trying to hug? He was trying to hug messy after the World Cup. And messy was like, leave me alone, bro. And then the salt bay went on this whole crusade. Salt bay is that guy on the internet that you know as glasses And he throws salt on a steak and for whatever reason we're supposed to be impressed and Apparently he is friendly with messy

But he got somehow got on the field after messy one his first world cover after years of suffering and so it's supposed to be this big important moment in Messy's life and here's salt bay trying to get a photo opportunity and So finally messy just kind of walked away from him and gave him a dirty look. Like, hey, dude, stop it. And then Salt Bay went on this whole campaign on social media to prove he actually knew Messi. He was like, you know, putting out photographs with Messi in his restaurant and him and Messi talking outside. That's hilarious. No, that's, I I love you're talking about like so the World Cup. Yeah, so like national championship anything. I absolutely love it. I in fact I record these for the aftermath of when the people went and they're there and everybody's cheering them.

There's always a bunch of rando people in the Randall people in the course yes yeah yeah yeah I can't imagine what's going through somebody's head is they're getting ready to go to one of these events They just paid thirty eight thousand dollars to sit third row at the world cup final and all they're planning on doing is running up to messy to take a photo It's like you're it's so stupid be involved in the game

I went to the braves world's but you know a a couple of Braves World Series games behind the home plate, and I had no intention of running out there and hugging anybody. I was just happy to be there. I don't even think I took a fucking picture. There's a lot of events of so many random people in the background. Hence the strength of our Instagram.

Okay. Right. Yeah, all the moments that are gonna do well on Instagram and I have no intention of doing anything. I get all nonplussed when someone's like, you know, so, so, so, and I'm like, selfie. What is that? I don't want any part of that. So and I told you, oh, I wanted to, I wanted to share this message from this, from this

lady. Let's all take this all with a grain of salt. Should we? Shall we? Okay. Let's do it. So that's TZB here it comes. I love salt too.

Dear TZB, big fan, long time. I'm writing you because I need some advice. My boyfriend and I have been together for seven years. It's serious. We've met each other's families. We've been living together for five years. Okay, on and on. I'm gonna skip through, I'm gonna fast forward

because you get it. They're serious. They've been together for a long time. Recently, when looking for... I hope you would have many to those parents too, after seven years. That might be weird. It might be weird.

Might be weird. Unless they're living in like a completely a country across the world or something. But even then seven years, like I dated the show. What's the mark of meeting the family? Oh, I would have to say you shouldn't probably go six months or a year, a year, definitely year. Definitely, year. Let's they live out of state, if they live in the same town, you should be in front of them in six months. Yeah, but a year for sure. A year, no doubt.

You should travel to whatever part of the world they are to go meet. If you're serious, not if you're just casually dating after you don't ever invite, just forget about it. I only introduced my parents to a few women that I dated. Has Marlon met the, they introduced families? Yeah, because her.

She's 80. It's no one alive. No, I don't think so. I don't think that's happened. They're too busy at swimmers or swords. Yeah, they're too busy bringing other third partners into the bedroom, which, which picky,

picky fronts right on this. Recently, while checking through my boyfriend's phone for concert tickets we had purchased, with his permission I might add, I found a random messaging app open and some hot and heavy conversations between my boyfriend and his step brother.

What? Step brother. Hot and heavy conversations, romantic sexting going on between him and his step brother. What? Step brother. Hot and heavy conversations, romantic sexting going on between him and his step brother. As you can imagine, I know it's so crazy. That's weird, I mean, that's shocking. It's shocking. It's shocking, but it shouldn't be because the number one porn

search on Pornhub is step sister. But it's usually the opposite side. It's like step daughter type stuff. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. They became step. You have to take a breath, that one. They became step brothers in their mid teenage years

and actually did not live in the same house, but for two years in their 20s. I immediately grew angry and suspicious of the whole situation. I almost thought it had to be a joke. I confronted my boyfriend later when he, later after he, after he came home from work

before I need some time to process this. And when I confronted him, he admitted that him and his stepbrother had been romantically involved behind my back for the last two years. All right, we're out. What else is there to say? I mean, has nothing to do with the fact your boyfriend likes boys,

that probably happens all the time. No, yeah, but just lying. Well, and the lying. And the lying. But she didn't. He told her that he was embarrassed and the way that she puts it, let me find the right term for this

because the sentence is kinda messed up. She was too embarrassed to tell her. Basically, she's too embarrassed to tell her. You should be. So he didn't, right? Yeah, I think she should have been. Ha ha ha. After a couple of days, I cooled down about the situation.

I always understood that my boyfriend had physical interest in men. He had told me this almost from the beginning, but he had never been with a man to my knowledge up into this point. You can imagine how surprising it would be to have your boyfriend be attracted to his step brother and take it as far as to be physical in bed. Now, we are still together hanging on by a thread and my boyfriend is suggesting that the stepbrother join us as a couple and we be a threesome.

TCB, what to do? Question? Okay. First of all, I'd be out of there. Boom. Not even necessarily because of all the sex and what's happening, it's the lying. Yeah, would have gotten me like the lies. I can't be lied to. I just refuse it. I don't care for it, right? But I mean, in for two years, that's total deception, sleeping with your stepbrother. And then don't you know the decent detail your girlfriend. Yeah, that's the, there's the lying part. Then add in some layers here. Yeah, let's get layer cake. Okay. So the next layer is stepbrother Stepbrother next layer

Man and next layer is he's asking him to he's asking her to join for that to be joined now Okay, so for just a second. I'm gonna take this seriously I think it needed deep psychological Therapy couples therapy. I would say before you go anywhere. I agree. And I'm going to pretend just for one second that this is a true story, which I'm having a little bit of a tough time swallowing, but okay, let's assume this is a true story. You should, for sure, break up with your boyfriend because he was lying to you. Secondly, fucking your step brother, sick, in my opinion, kind of weird, a little bit gross.

I know they're not blood related and I understand that these attractions happen all the time and sometimes between real brothers and sisters but it's just a little grossy. It's kind of an all-is-ble limit. Yeah, it's all-flemish. Let them go be in love and let them do their thing. But you don't want to be, this is a TLC show waiting to happen and you don't want to be

any part of it. Call TLC. Call TLC. I already did. Yeah, I already did. We're going to find out of this story, too sooner rather than later. Let's take this a step further. The audacity, the brass balls on your boyfriend to invite you into the bedroom with the two of them.

Now, if you say yes, then I guess you're in some kinky yes shit. That's a DLC show. Yeah, my step brother husband. My boyfriend step brother. My boyfriend step brother's husband. If you say yes to this, then you're, and that's your kink.

Go. Go for it. But I would be really suspicious. It seems like you're reserved on that though. Don't know, it's hard to tell. They're hanging by a thread. They're hanging by a thread. That thread is shredded.

Yeah. It seems to me. It's been good. That's right. Seems to me that your boyfriend is not interested in any additional relationship with you because he is basically telling you to fuck off. He left the app open.

Yeah. No cheaters leave the app open. That's not something you do. Are your phone at home while he's at work? Yeah. She's like, he came home from work and I confronted him. Well, you know, I skipped some of the story. Oh, okay.

He left for, I just don't want to drag it out long. And because again, I'm not sure that I necessarily believe this. You don't want to drag it out. I don't want to drag it out. That's right. Me, a guy of few words, I just want to cut. I'm a guy of simplicity and curtness. Right. Okay. He, they had concert tickets. She said, where are the concert tickets? He said, they're on my phone. You can go check whatever ticket master or whatever She saw the app open app. This is before work started on his phone before work started He was in the bathroom. This is before the working day. They were gonna go to a concert that night his phone back to go to work with Yes, she didn't know how to handle it. She says I don't know how I didn't know how to handle it I'm fasting over the shower

You motherfucker Busting over the shower. He motherfucker. You did this. You never know. No, I'm not letting everything go. And like, go on off to work. I need love you, bye. You never know how someone's gonna react to stuff like this. Well, I know how I would react. I know how you would react to.

I know how I would react. I'd be right on it. But that doesn't necessarily, but listen, hold on. We have friends that have been told to their face. Your husband is being not, not the same. But listen, hold on, we have friends that have been told to their face. Your husband is being not nice and- Your husband being nice. Your husband, we have friends who have been told that their spouses are not being faithful

to them and they completely ignore it, right? They're just like, no, no, no, no one here that one here not interested not interested in listening you never know how someone's going to respond to this my opinion is this is all bullshit story anyway but if it should be true I can understand that maybe she needs a minute to digest what she just read I don't see how you can even compose yourself to take a minute don't know I don't know but I think that's a least important part of the story most of our part of the story is your husband or your boyfriend is fucking your step brother.

I mean, Cobbon Law has been in a lot of states at that point seven years, so. Yeah, seven years is a long time to be living with somebody and not know. I mean, it's tough. They're fucking their step brother. I realize the shock of it, but I would immediately start smashing the guy to the liquor store and

call every person I know. Jeff, you listening to this? I'm really, why is that? I can't get what I have on Jeff's mouth. Jeff's fucking his step brother again. Get a premium bottle of vodka off in a premium phone I can't open the way Jeff's fucking a step brother again I just got Jeff

Jeff's dead Zidz did Zidz did So this piggy bag, this piggy front's perfectly on our topic for today I want to marry my step brother It's a good luck to the person I'm not gonna give it, I'm not gonna put too much weight on it, but good luck to you.

If you decide to do this, you are clearly attracted to the kink of it all. And good for you on that. Good for you on that. Call TLC. Yeah, call TLC. Or, you know, on YouTube has a couple channels that are like TLC, you can at least get a YouTube special

with those other brother fuckers. Who are the other ones? The sister and brother who are having sex. Because of that. Because of fuckers. You and the other ones? The sister and brother who are having sex? Because of the cussin' fuckers. Cussin' fuckers. You and the cussin' fuckers can be on that, you know, YouTube, TLC channel, whatever it is called. Did I tell, on a side note, I don't think I told you this.

I had a long conversation with my mother and mom over the weekend, she called, Jeff was at a town, I was trying to, she was trying to contact me about a date of something in the calendar. And so we ended up talking for a while I hadn't caught up but How's your how's your work and everything I was like it's going great like we're really into it

And she goes and how can I listen to it this again and I go you can't yeah You can That's exactly how you get it all I'm thinking in my head is the episode called cuz I'm fuckers. Yeah, and a EPM sickers and I was like you can't is she could but y'all talk about politics don't you and I got no Yeah, no, you do not where the opposite of politics P.P. Poo poo And P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P No matter how much and no matter how how we try to be proud of this show, there's always going to be a few people in our lives who are just going to be like, no, no, no, no, no, thanks. It's in another country. We don't even have the app here in the US. You can't listen to it. We're only in Bangladesh.

We actually are in Bangladesh or YouTube channel popular amongst the people of Bangladesh. Hi guys. Okay. I found. Back to more serious. To your back to more serious topics. Brother fucking. Step further fucking. Hey mom and love.

Hey mom and love. Tune into this. Yeah. I want to fuck my step sister. Hi hold these mom, I'm Brian. I'm Chrissy's co-worker. Phoebe Pupoo. I fetishize step-brother sex.

Nice to meet you. Christmas dinner, I hear live in the nectar invite on the table. What are you working on lately? Oh, just a bunch of stepbrothers sex, you know. You know, stepbrothers just fucking each other around the house. That kind of stuff. He's back. He's like very religious in Catholic. Oh, she is.

I'm like, there's no way I can't. She's gonna love our Catholic material. She's gonna love our Catholic material. She's gonna love our Christian material. Tell her to go straight. Tell her to go straight for the prosperity-freezing stuff. She'll love it. She'll be a huge fan. All right, I was trolling on the internet.

As you do. As I do like to do, and I found a story of a man and a woman, step brother and step sister, who have fallen madly in love with each other. G-S-E-B Hey you, guess you. I hate to interrupt all the fun,

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We'll pick up the toll, go ahead and text us. If you have comments, questions, concerns, content ideas, we're taking them all at 855-T-C-B-8383. If you want to view the commercial break in a whole new light, go to youtube.com slash the commercial break to see the fully edited episodes. You'll love it or your money back, I promise. While you're at it, hit us up on Instagram at the Commercial Break and TCB Live on TikTok. So let's take a minute to hear from our sponsors and then we'll be back to this episode of the Commercial Break. Now, let's ask each other the question before we get started on this. Do you think it's inappropriate for step-brother and step-sister to be physical with each other?

And we're talking no blood relation. No, no, step-brother. And how old? Because, you know, there's like a time when you're maybe like 16, 17, 18, something like that where you're kind of thrown together in the same house. Yeah, I would say that's the inappropriate. Maybe you would have been dating. Yeah. If the same school. Yeah.

I mean, I can see how maybe like, there would be a weird... Yeah, that's right. I mean, clearly, like the Brady bunch. Right. Everyone wanted to fuck Marsha. Exactly. Every one of those boys wanted to fuck Marsha. I, you know, including the dad.

That's a, who happened to be gay? No, he did, people say. He was gay. No, that was the guy, well, he was gay. And then, and the guy and bewitched. Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyways, I can see how being of no volition of their own that they've been thrown together. We all have the same house. If you were, if somebody's walking around in short shorts and tiny t-shirts and This sounds like a video I masturbated to the other night. I mean I See like I can see it too. I've none of their own if you have a hot step sister

And she's walking around in her panties and you've just been thrown into the situation and you're like a 16-17 year old boy if I'm, 17, I didn't have any sisters, but if I like a hot step, but it's the hottest girl in my high school. Showed off as my step sister. And you were living with her? And she's walking around in a lacy bra. I'd be like, well.

Yeah. Exactly. So I can see how that happens, but I don't know. The age thing goes to like, what if, what if you're step, but everybody's divorced and remarried and you're out of the house too? Yeah, if you're adults, I mean, I guess I think that's

like the, I don't know, I don't think it's still weird. It's still in your head. There's so many people out there. You don't need to fuck your steps. Right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and it still should just be off limits, like your best friends. Boy friend or girlfriend or

ex boyfriend or girlfriend sister. I mean, yeah, here's Brian running around the house with the hottest girl in high school as a step sister. How often do you masturbate? Right. He went to your cell. That's right. Okay. So here's a couple from Sweden, I think, who have fallen in love with each other, and they just happen to be stepbrother and step sister brought together at a young age. Not like elementary school, but a young age. This is Matilda.

She fell in love with her stepbrother, not while. Llea, your step siblings and also has spend a while. The couple first met when their parents got married. Look at the brown parents. I know. We are so proud of our step-fucking sisters and our step-fucking brothers. That's like we kept the family close. That's right. I had immediate idea when I met my wife.

I said, let's put two beautiful people together, a beautiful daughter and son so they can be fucking immediately. We are so open here in Sweden. I'm their relationship. Was that of traditional steps of lens? I thought he was kind of annoying. Mathella was my player sister. But following one accidental night of passion, Mathella and Samali found that they couldn't

stay away from each other. It was weird wrong. Well, instantly starting off with the Instagram posts, so you know they're doing it for all the right reasons. And fun. Well, when the code I was thought of another way it could work with stepbrothers and step sisters, and that is what if we were married, you and I, right?

And my dad is single, your mom's single, what if they got together after we were already, we were together. Well, that I could totally understand. Yeah. That I could totally understand. But in the scope of things, we would be a brother and sister. A brother and sister, that's right. But yes.

But that's not this. That's not this. This is not that, that's not this. This is like two random human beings getting together. And he just said it was so wrong and so fun. Uh-huh. We'll share that relationship online. The world was quick to judge.

We have got a lot of negative comments. Seek therapy. Disgusting. I have all the people in the world. You choose your stepfather. I think makes me sick. As I said, all the people in the world. Now, if you get thrown into a situation

you're spending 24 hours a day with someone in a house. Yeah. Sometimes you can't help who you fall in love with. Right. I mean, I can't tell you. The hard ones. The hard ones. What the hard ones?

I can't tell you how many times. The hard ones. What the hard ones? Can't tell you how many times I started during the pandemic I started looking at blue in a different whole new light blue blue My stepdaughter My Well if they can fuck their step brother, and I can fuck my step dog

Sermina is coming over soon their relationship kind of felt just a bit creepy. You don't say that it felt just a bit creepy, but the friends is. The friends. When our parents started dating. They're from Finland, not Sweden, by the way. Relationship. First, it wasn't like close one. I didn't really like him.

I thought he was kind of annoying. I never thought we would end up together. I thought he's kind of annoying with the cardigan sweater and the big silver chain around his neck. That's what they do. That's what they do. They put big chains around their neck. Maybe. It's like a whole society of people that adore flavor flavor. What's going on there? Sister if you could say that. Stereo, by the law. Yeah. Are we first got together?

The dog. An accident. The dog. Rararar. Sick fuck. Rararar. Of all the reincarnations. Rararar.

It was like after we had been hanging out the whole night together. I think I was asleep first. We did some ecotasy and drank a whole lot. She started to shwag in my wagon if you know what I mean. Started shwag in my wagon after a couple of snops. Like woke up. Really close to you. There was definitely a build-up tension in our first case.

Wait, hold on, you guys were sleeping together? And as step-other and step-sister, then you woke up and it was... I think there was something about a night out. No, yeah, but he said I fell asleep and I woke up and she was laying right next to me. Right, it just happened. Yeah.

Like a lot of tension like... Hold on, we fall asleep and woke up. Bunch of different things that are known. Yeah, but we're not related by paper or by below. No, not us. I'm just talking about in general. You've probably fallen asleep and woke up. I've woken up plenty of times and I usually go like this.

No! No! This instance, he was like, yeah. He was like, yes! Did we have something? Yeah, we did. There was something else. Don't say sibling please.

I thought it was kind of wrong, because it felt so weird, and I wasn't expecting it. That's why I pulled Samuel A to the balcony and I told him that we are only friends and nothing could ever happen between us. This was after he puts his penis inside of me. It's so weird. So weird. I mean, you know it's getting worse.

You know it's worse than getting. Why are you not related and the cousin Fuggers worse? You know what's worse than getting... What's related and the cousin fuggers are? You know what's worse than getting ghosted? Getting ghosted by your step sister after you guys had sex. We could never tell anybody what's happened. Our leader's secret. After our initial attraction,

I tried to avoid those thoughts. I wasn't supposed to feel attraction towards you. I couldn't help it. It's going on with her vocal fry. It's driving me crazy. It's driving you crazy. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to go slow with it.

I'm going to go slow with it. I'm going to go slow with it. I'm going to go slow with it. I'm going to go slow with it. I'm going to go slow with it. I'm going to go slow with it. I'm going to go slow with it. I'm going to go slow with it.

I'm going to go slow with it. I'm going to go slow with it. I'm going to go slow with it. I'm going to go slow with it. I'm going to the same feeling, but I felt it was a little bit of a wrong choice to make. My roommate, she saw us when we kissed. She yelled, no. Really? I really loved her. What are you saying? No!

That was my roommate. Her name was Brian. And many times, no, no. Like after a few months I didn't really care, but in the beginning when people were like, oh, you have a boyfriend, how did you need them? I was like, oh, he's my step brother. Yeah.

I'm gonna say our parents know each other. We met when my new mommy brought him home. I have my friend. Family friend. We met on the family feud. We met when my new mommy brought him home. I have my friend. Family friend. We met on the family feud. We were on the same side. He's like my old friend. So I actually lied a couple of times because.

It was so different situations. Yeah, I, you have to lie. Of course, you can't just come straight out. And so this is my boyfriend. It also happens to be my step brother. You have to lie. You will be lying. We share mom and dads. Yeah It's a new thing felt I don't want to say embarrassed, but it felt weird

Wondering about our family. I think I'm Thinia. I'm Matthew the smum. I, I'm Yoha, I'm someone who's that. Jesus, everyone in Finland, good looking. They're good looking, they're good looking couple, yeah. We know we have some listeners in Finland. What's up? Y'all are beautiful. What's going on there?

If anybody has a place in Finland, we're Chrissy and I can stay for a couple days, let us know, we'll get some plane tickets. It's preserving. I know. We should go up there and do a couple shows with some listeners from Finland. We're coming to Finland. If you invite us, if you have a nice Airbnb, hot tub, please. We have to. I don't want to need two bed rumors. I need five bed rooms. I

got 12 kids, 12 to 13 children need to bring with me. Parents has been together almost four years. I think. Yeah, four years. I remember that the first time you told me about your feelings was when you called me. I was well not afraid but thinking about like other people's opinions. Of course there could have been a chance that she would have taken it like differently. But I think you took it very well. I was four years, it wasn't that long. would have taken it like, differently. But I think you took it very well. I was four years, it wasn't that long.

Yeah. They look like they're in their mid-twenties. No, yeah, they're in their mid-twenties. Can I point something out here as we go into the hot tub scene? The whole family half naked going into the hot tub while it's snowing outside. Finland is like a dream come true. No, it's not. The whole family, and all of it.

They have a little gnome. I know. Yeah, there's a little gnome there. I was trying to figure out what that was. Yeah, me too. I thought it was a dildo with a dream come true. No, it's the whole family. They have a little gnome. I know. Yeah, there's a little gnome there. I was trying to figure out what that was. Yeah, me too. I thought it was a dildo with a cover on it for a second. I know. But then the dads, I got, what you're not seeing,

go to youtube.com, search for something. I'm about to have a family hot tub. They're about to have a family hot tub. There's like 10 feet of snow in the ground. They're all wearing thongs. Everybody's beautiful. The ocean's completely surprised, but of course I was very happy. There's not a lot of people in Finland.

No, they have like... So it's a limited amount of people. Makes it even more surprising that people are actually listening to us from there. They could use to put us. It wasn't awkward even in the beginning because we love them both so much and in our opinion they bear a perfect couple. It wasn't a part at all. I think somebody's a lucky guy. Indeed. It was a little... Wow, even the dads into his daughter. Yeah, that's kind of a creepy thing to say. Wait, the dad is being creepy right there. The dad is being totally creepy. The mom is the mom of the girl, right?

The girl is the mom of the girl and the dad is the dad of the boy. So by saying, I think he's a lucky bastard. Yeah, that's nice. He's being creepy. That's right. They're not being creepy. He's being creepy.

I figure if we go stepson, we also go stepdaughter. Yes, stepbrother, stepdaughter, it's okay, yes? We'll be in the hot so about the time. It's surprising how serious the relationship really gets and that they really wanted to get married. We got married last summer. I'd chose. I wouldn't have got married. Yeah, they did. With that creepy mustache,

you can want to have it in your marriage. That's weird. There's something really attractive about this accent. Is it attractive to you too? Yes, yeah. There's something really attractive about this accent. Is it attractive to you too? Yeah, there's something attractive about this finish, Swedish accent. I don't know what it is. It's maybe it's calling back to my Viking roots.

It's certainly I was a Viking back then. Certainly. No! Last name. So now we are the Iwik sons. Iwik sons. Last name. It's gonna kill. I Sons. Eric's last name with my mom. It's gonna be a good one. I think that's the best common name.

That's right. It's kind of weird to think, someone is that, is my stepdad and my father-in-law. What is fun? Yeah, I think it's more fun. I decided to share our story online. I thought it's more fun. I decided to share our story online. I thought it would be fun. I think people had really different reactions.

Yeah. There's some very mad- Yeah, you sure know. Nothing like fucking your stepsister, seeing a famous on TikTok. Nothing like stroking that fame on Instagram. By fucking your stepsister. Comments point of view, they're winning

so on what sweet home Alabama. You good, how do you put it recently? You're gonna do your shelf, babes. Sorry, but canceled. They canceled us. I'm sorry, no. How can your mom consider him as a son? And no, you marry him.

Well, I don't think my mom ever considered you, no. I have a stepdaughter and she is my daughter, but I don't think my mom ever consider it you know, I have a stepdaughter and she is my daughter, but I don't can you know, there's a there's a line. No, I get it. Yeah. That guy has a mom. The mom was probably just supportive. We assume unless he's born in an AI peach tree dish. Because you know, that's coming. To be like her son. If we were fiddling spy blood, then he would definitely be at some blue. But I don't think our situation is,

or should be, we're not... We're not blood related. Yeah, I still not sure that I would feel 100% comfortable. Like, I'm putting myself in his shoes. And his shoes? In the guy's shoes as the stepbrother. And I'm putting myself in his shoes. And his shoes? In the guide's shoes as the step brother. And I'm thinking she's a very attractive woman. She is.

But if I'm her step brother, I still think for me personally, there's something about that that's just like a no-go zone. You were a team? Well, when I was 18, I would screw anything with a hole. So, including a roll of shaman. So I'm not saying I would be this now Now he would well now that I have children is a holder Renable yeah, but I mean I think I would have been attracted to

Hold nights as long cold at Lanna nights that were known for Cold, that's it. Oh Finland Mother is 50th birthday party four years ago. It's hard to imagine whether we would have got together if we grew up together. Maybe not. So they did not grow up together. So there you go.

No, they met when they were 13 years old. That's when they... No, that's what he said. 13. Yeah. Well, when they were teenagers, when he was 13, that's what they said. That's what he said. 13. Yeah. Well, when they were teenagers, when he was 13, that's what they said. They did not grow up together that way.

But I don't think they didn't grow up together. I mean, they didn't spend the first, like they weren't together in each other's lives as children. I don't even know more because 13. You would be nice. Follow them on TikTok. And they're a couple brothers to me. We get comments like, you're sick,

or we should go straight to the game. We get comments like you're sick or we should go straight to you. We get comments like you're sick. Die! I know, but people on the internet, they're fucking crazy. I know. We get the same thing on TikTok and it's... You're sick. Yeah.

Fuck you, bro. Okay, bro. I made one comment about like, I'm gonna get into it. Let me get into it. We make this comment. I mean, we had this whole thing about how maybe fast food workers didn't give a shit about your food because they didn't get paid enough to give a shit about your food. And the comments that came our way, some of them were agreeing, right, they paid them

more. And then some of them were just so, this like people are so angry, they assumed my political position on it, which it wasn't a political conversation whatsoever. And then they also hated me to death because I happened to mention that maybe fast food workers should get more than $7.25 an hour. Fuck nuts. It's kind of brutal, because...

Who we could have met in a bar or a client. I mean, you have to be prepared for that if you put your whole story on line. Yeah, of course. You have to be prepared for that. Of put your whole story on mine. Yeah, of course. You have to be prepared for that. Of course. Turn off the topic. I'm anonymous, people.

Seriously. My sister Mina is coming over soon. You're going to talk about our relationship. I'm a bit nervous how that conversation is going to go. Is this or does it not? No, this is, it's a, like they're married. They, she must know. She must know. Instead of what they're talking about. Yeah, I don't know. Well, maybe they just, it's a, like they're married. They, she must know, she must know. Instead of what they're talking about.

Yeah, I don't know. Well, maybe they just want to talk about it. They don't have any many serious conversations about it. Maybe. Two, when we told Mina that we are seeing each other, she was a bit doubting about this. Oh, situation. Yeah.

When I first heard them muttering and some learning, I was just a bit shocked. I did have some concerns. Maybe the relationship felt just a bit creepy first. I never really imagined for Mottel and Samuela to get together. When I first heard I was a bit shocked. Maybe I was a bit worried that it would cause some tension between our families if they would ever split up.

Yeah, but you can't plan life like that. Yeah, we of course understand why you were a little... Cheese. When we were in Finland, everybody's so calm there. They're all calm, cool and collected and beautiful. Yeah, of course. Yeah. I mean, if you can't live life like that.

Here, you got the cousin fuckers running around with fucking street signs, wanting people to sign a petition, and they get angry at you when you get upset that they're cousin fuckers. Yeah. Concern on your babesies. I will always be your babes' sister. And of course, if we would ever break up,

at all, of course, it would be a strange situation. Like you said, we can't plan that. I changed my mind pretty quickly, because... Then I had sex with Somali, and now we are all trouble. Yeah. That would be the icing on the cake. That would be the icing on the cake. That would be the icing on the cake. Then they've taken it to step two far.

If I had both of these sisters in my house when I was 17 years old, no way would I have sex with both of them at the same time. I could see that they were really in love. I thought it's cute. I still think it's cute. You only thought. Yeah, well, I told so annoying. Just there are thought? Yeah, well I told so annoying. Because they're annoying.

She can't handle us very long. Like, long time, you know? Well, he's still my step bro. It's like double the trouble. Yeah. Our plans for the future is probably by the moment. Yeah, I mean, I guess he was saying it is double. He's a double step brother because of the fear. Yes. Our plans for the future is probably yeah, I mean I guess he was you say it is double

She he's a double step brother because of the fear. Yes, and then the sister is a brother-in-law He's a step brother-in-law is what he is that's fucking crazy, man I'm sorry. I think this is a little dust I get it and now that they've explained it find whatever cool you're right. They're not blood related I still think it's a little odd, but I get it. It is, it is. I got some kids someday. Maybe we want to live our whole life. They don't have to go get the DNA done,

like the cousin fuckers do. The cousin fuckers didn't have to get the DNA done either. They did a totally stupid test that makes no sense whatsoever. Go back and listen to that episode. They did 23 and me and then said that they don't have any chromosomal deficiencies. It's like they weren't testing for chromosomes, dude.

For bringing anyone else to it. I think in the past, other people's opinions might have affected us, but nowadays. We don't care about those opinions. I definitely don't see anybody for like 10 months out of the year Yeah, that's true. You have one long day for six months of the year I could drive people crazy maybe everybody's fucking their step sister over there One long day you do they do don't they? Is that in Finland or where is that I don't know Iceland's green and Greenland's ice isn Isn't that what they always used to say?

I think in Finland they have one more day. I know they do in Alaska. Yeah, no, I mean they're like 24 hour day light. Yeah, but it lasts for like three months. Yeah. That's fucking insane. I would go crazy. I don't know how people deal with it.

But I think it's, did you hear the Northern Lights are coming down low? I love that. It's my bucket list to see the Northern Lights. Well, head up to Kentucky because they're going to be that low. Yeah, they're coming as low as Kentucky. Yes, I'll show you the article. That's crazy. It is crazy. So maybe you and Jeff should get in the car. Get your step brother. Jump on in the car. Go do that bucket list thing. Bring Jeff. The three of you

can be a truffle. A tr trouble. That's what you need to do Triple trouble and to our good friend Sierra if your story is true If your story is true get the fuck out man. Yeah, this is do cares the guys fucking step brother all that other stuff It's do there's lying there's brother Step brother This is not making for a bad real rocking. Yeah, he wants you guys to be a thrupple.

And then he wants you to also go to family events, then you are in one shitty situation. Get out of here, you don't have kids and you're not a divorcee. That's right. How many other... Do you have a stepbrother? You have a stepbrother. There you go. Tzvvod You have a step brother. There you go.

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