The Commercial Break - Pain Level 5!

Episode Date: April 24, 2023

John Anthony from JA Lifestyle is about as smart as a hammer. During this episode of TCB the gang breaks down JA's steps to getting yet ANOTHER confirmed pull with a threesome. John suggests you isolate your target. Bryan points out just how dumb he sounds and Krissy rates his looks as a pain level 5! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I'm looking for a white lady that's tattooed and dominant and we were in the put me in a dress and beat the shit on me. Call me. On this episode of the commercial break. He is like average guy but like he takes good care of himself. First time he got Rated wait wait hold on oh it was she just saying that he's an average guy. Yeah, she's talking about one of their clients Yeah, oh he was an average guy, but he also is he's below average

If you had to rate his looks on a one to ten, I mean, I don't want to like You know, I don't want to become that show, but I'm just asking you personally for your own personal opinion. It's a pain level of five. The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now. Oh yeah, Kazakhstan is welcome back to the Commercial Break on Bryan Green. This is my dear friend, and co-host, the extremely talented and intelligent Kristen Joy, only best of you, Chris. Best of you, Bryan.

Best of you out there in the podcast universe! Chris! Bryan! I probably not gonna answer this one, I'm gonna ask a question anyway. Chris needs a little bit more reserved line. She actually thinks she has a future after the commercial break. I, on the other hand, know it's the end of the line for me. Oh no, we're in it together.

Oh yeah? We're filming the video, going off the cloth. Yeah, we're going to be here at the end of days. Still doing this stupid podcast to know what. We'll just get your, you know, because you want to do the basement thing. Yeah, I do. With the, the tombs day. Yeah, even though I don't have a basement, I want what I'd like to do. You're gonna dig a basement. I'm gonna dig a basement for my children.

I'm gonna put them down there, probably another year or so. What are you trying to pull? Drain the pool. Cover it up. Sement on top. And just tell the kids, I'm just gonna give them everything they want.

TV, Nintendo Switch, whatever they want. I'm just gonna get the canned junk food all the time. I'm just gonna send them down there with a bunch of shit and I'm gonna have like a microphone. They can listen to the commercial break for updates and I'm gonna be like listen, if by 2050 you don't hear from me personally. I don't open the top of the pool. Check to make sure there's still green outside and oxygen and then you come out and make your way in the world. And then you're old enough to date and get married on your own. Do you pee pee in the shower, pee pee in the shower?

I mean, doesn't everybody? No, not everybody does. I didn't very frequently pee in the shower until I met Astrid. And she was like, let it fly, kid. Yeah. Let it fly. What does it matter? She does a lot of duty.

Yeah, and then I started thinking to myself. Press your teeth in there too. Yeah, I do brush my teeth in there. Let it fly. What does it matter? You double duty. Yeah, and then I started thinking to myself, I should see them there too. Yeah, I do brush my teeth in there. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I do double duty. You know, I'm why waste the time to get out of the shower, then brush my teeth.

It's just easier. I feel like I go for a top down approach. Yeah. I go hair first, then teeth, then body, then butt, then feet. Yeah, my routine as well. Because that's how your dad taught you, your mom or dad taught you how to wash things, right?

It's like when you wash the window, you don't go from the bottom up, you go from the top now. Correct. That way you're not messing up what you just cleaned up. Anyway, the point is, not everybody pees in the shower. Recent study shows that only one in three people pee in the shower.

That seems like a low number to me. I would have thought it'd been more like, at least one in two. I mean, is your people that are admitting that guess? Yeah, of course. Yeah. But I mean, you know, what's so embarrassing about peeing in the shower?

It's just pee-pee. Some people drink it. There's a lot of people now that are drinking their pee. What's that fucking rots? Fun. What's wrong with people, by the way? Are they lost in the desert? No, they're just drinking their pee

because they think of the heat. They're so these quacking pushes. No, that's waste. It's waste. Yeah. It's Now that's waste, it's waste. It's your body's waste. It is, it's vinegar with bacteria in it. I mean, the most you're stuck in the desert on a desert island in the Netherlands.

I think I'm just dying. Yeah, I think I'm just dying. Floating on a raft out in the sea. You know, I go on those cruises, I've been on a couple of cruises. And every time, like, there was a moment of terror usually at night when I'm on the balcony alone by myself, there's a moment of terror.

Yeah, with some camera shots, right? With the Disney cruise ship closely monitoring me. There he is. Look out for him. He's taking pictures of the kids. Is he pissing off the balcony? There's always a moment of terror where I think about what would happen if I was to fall overboard or the ship went down and I was stuck on a raft would I eat what I drink my own pee?

Probably not probably not now. I drink the saltwater and die that way I'm catch a shark by I just catch a shock by my teeth rip open its liver and drink the blood But there's a lot of these guys out there now that are saying like drink your pee every once in a while to help keep, I don't know, your hormone levels up. People are fucking quacking bushes right now. They're all quacking bushes. Tryin' anything.

They're tryin' anything. So I'm reading this study about showering habits and there's like a lot of different stuff to people brush their teeth and shower. And there's some people that don't wash, we talked about washing legs. I only do the washing of the legs on the second shower, not the first shower of the day,

because I just wash my legs, so I really need to wash them again. However, my butt gets washed every time, just sharing that with my legs. I feel like my thighs get washed more than my legs. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean. My shindon seemed dirty.

Yeah, I don't, who gets their shin dirty? Out to the feet. Yeah. But, you know, the soap from the thigh runs down the shind, and then you go straight to the feet. Yeah. But, you know, the soap from the thigh runs down the shins. Yeah. And then you go straight to the foot. Right.

Yeah. It's all running down there. It's already cleaning it up. And it's not like I have sweat glands on my calf muscles. I'm like, I walk into a meeting and I'm like, oh, sorry, I got sweaty calves. Did you see those sweaty calves? He should have used secret. Right. So. Unless you've been on one of those mud runs.

Yeah, I mean, then there's special circumstances where the calves get washed. But on a normal day, I'm just breezing over that part of the body. When I get a pedicure, the calves get washed. Yeah, once every six months, I get my calves washed by the pedicure lady. Oh man, I love a pedicure, but I don't give a shit.

What anybody says, I love a pedicure. I love the pedicure, I'm too. I like the best. And it's not about the pedicure, because it's nice, but I do like to have my toenails very short. The other, you know what I was watching? I was watching, was it, yeah, it was love is blind.

And one of the guys had long fingernails long-rounded fingernails and i thought to myself that's such a bad luck guys i mean i understand there could be like a fashion statement like to paint your fingers you know you it's part of like what your identification i get that but on a normal day now guys with long fingernails gross me out unless you're the cocaine dealer and then i'm really excited actually that's how I identify the cocaine dealer. The guy with the one pinky. Oh man, I used to have a dealer and he had this long pinky and he just,

it was highly disgusting, but he was just passing it around to everybody and I thought to myself, yeah! Okay. Sure, why not? I don't know what's in the cocaine either, so it doesn't matter. Sure, why not? I don't know what's in the cocaine either, so it doesn't matter. What was disturbing about this, these thousand or so people that were asked about their showering habits, and they were mainly younger, like Gen Zed millennials and then Gen Xers, our age, was have you ever pooped in the shower and 12.7% of the people said they have pooped in the shower on a somewhat regular basis or regular basis.

Who are you? Identify yourself so we can also put you in the pool. You're going into the pool, but not with my children. The pool's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the world's the pool but not with my children. Yeah the community pool the one that's already got poop in it Okay Because that is fucking disgusting. No, yeah, you can't poop in the pool You don't come on if I have a choice. I wouldn't poop at all But if I'm gonna poop I poop under duress and I do it in my own bathroom and in my own toilet. And we have a water closet. Well, the Scotty Potty too. Like, what are they taking the Scotty Potty into the shower?

Yeah, what do you do? I don't know. Like, do you have a bench in the shower? Like, there's a drain. Yeah. I guess you smush it with your friend. Oh, don't say it. In this case, and in this case only, that 12.7 percent that's pooping in the shower, I really do hope you're washing your calves because in that case the shit is rolling downhill. That's true. Is that not horrifying information? It is horrifying.

Is that not horrifying information? Who in the fuck are you people? Please identify yourself. So the rest of us can stay away from you. And if you're brave enough, if you're brave enough to text me and let me know why exactly you put, defend yourself, you don't even give your name. Just defend your pooping in the shower habits. I'd like to know that. Or send us, hit the contact us button, give a fake email, and tell us why you think it's okay to poop in the shower. I would love to understand some of the TikTok behind this because I have never once, not

ever, not ever, not ever, thought about pooping in the shower. No. I would never to understand some of the TikTok behind this because I have never once not ever not ever not ever thought about pooping in the shower No, I would never do that. I highly disgusting You don't know the lengths I go to to make sure that I don't even poop outside of my own home I mean even if you have some kind of an emergency in there like a bad stomach ache. The toilets right there jump out Yeah, jump out jump out and get to the toilet. Yeah, I very rarely go into a shower that's not attached to a toilet. You know what I'm saying? Like, with shower or using, that doesn't have a toilet right here by the campsite.

Maybe jail, I guess? I don't know. I mean, seriously guys, we gotta get it together. We got to get it together. This is also proof. It's like Wic Hop out to the toilet then back into washroom. Just this.

Yeah, because I can't poop wet. Then you're, yeah. I can't poop wet. Then you're... Yeah, I can't poop wet under any circumstances. If I have to poop in the shower, if there's ever been like a poop urgency that I have in the middle of a shower, I have to dry myself all the way off. Then I poop, then I get back in the shower

and I will wash whatever part of my body I've washed I'll wash again. I've brushed my teeth, I'll brush them again. Because I have to be that kind of clean when I get out of the shower. You know what I'm saying? But pooping wet is a no-no. I've brushed my teeth, I'll brush them again. Because I have to be that kind of clean when I get out of the shower. You know what I'm saying? Yes.

But pooping wet is a no-no. So sometimes like the kids, they'll be in the bathtub and they'll be like, oh, my tummy hurts. And then I'm like, okay, let's dry you off. And then sometimes my kids are like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I gotta go right now.

Yeah, and you have to put them and I always think to myself, like it's really uncomfortable to be wet, cold, and pooping. Yes, it is. It's gross. You can slide around, but we'll see. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh. Then you can't be assured it's actually getting in the toilet. Oh my god. Oh. Only once. We've officially become, we're epitomizing toilet humor right now. Wait, guys.

The commercial break has reached a new high of lows. We are at the high of lows, just to let you know. There's only one circumstance that I have ever been in, where it was like a true poop urgency, and I wasn't near a toilet, and that's when I was stuck in traffic one time here in Atlanta. Oh, God, that's the worst.

And it just, I had a bubbly gut. And it was getting, it was so painful. I was like, ah! And I just made it into the driveway and just happened to jump out of the car. And it just, it went. But luckily I was at my own house. And no one was home at the time. It just went the way it could close.

Well, I went into the backyard. I went into the backyard. We had this towel that we used to clean the dog off with. Blue! What did you do. What did you do? What did you do? This is years ago, there's a different dog altogether. But this nasty towel that had been sitting out, getting wet, drying off, getting wet, so it was like basically hard as a rock, you could like hit it on something.

And what I did was I took all my clothes off and I just like, put you to wrap the towel around me. That threw the clothes away. It's not even worth it. I don't even want to watch it. I don't even care the clothes away. Yeah, now that I have kids, it's a whole different animal. Right.

Poop is the least of my concerns. Oh, I want to tell you this. So short story and then we'll get back to John Anthony. I know everyone's interested in getting to John Anthony's blueprint. We'll get there. I took my mom to the emergency room over the weekend. Oh, God, I'm sorry to hear that.

She broke her ankle in multiple places, foot and toe. Poor lady, you know, she called me and you know, like me. I learned it from my mom. We're both prone to history on X, right? And so sometimes we can be a little over dramatic about things. And so my mom first called on Saturday, said she fell in the shower. She had to get the fire department to come over to get her out and all this other stuff. I was like, oh my gosh, but this is the first time this has happened.

That's why she's at one of these places. She has a little pull cord, right? And she's her mobility's not so good. So after a couple of hours of her calling me and saying, well, I need some, you know, should I just take some Advil? My foot is swelling up, you know, maybe I'll just put some ice on it. I finally was like, now we need to go to the emergency room.

It was Saturday. So I was like, we need to go to the emergency room. There is no place on earth, like a busy emergency room on a Saturday night. No place on earth. Emergency rooms busy emergency room on a Saturday night. No. No place on earth. Emergency rooms in general are just awful. Yes. To go to.

But like, I hate them to be so much. I know. But I've been to so many times for so many different reasons. And a lot of times the emergency room is like, it's not busy, so you'll just only one or two or five other people there. This was full house, the entire time, people just kept coming in with different injuries. There was one guy who had a broken arm and you could see the bone poking his skin and he was a guy

my age and he was fucking bawling and I know because I've broken my arm it hurts. There were, there was just a lot of different thing. I wouldn't get into all the more morbid stuff but what what did happen was we were sitting in a row of chairs and then there was a couple seats in front of us that were empty and a dad a very Scattered father walks in with his son. You can tell this is not you isn't scattered when you're in the emergency room True story But this father was extra scared right he was just like Stand up do this do that you know you could tell this was not his normal row

Sit down, stand up, do this, do that. You know, you could tell this was not his normal role. Role, mom usually took care of this stuff. He was filling it up. My assumption, right? Because if this kid's father is like this 24 hours a day, this kid's fucked. But anyway, he was trying to be a good father, right? He was just very scout.

He could tell he was nervous about whatever was going on. So he sat down right in front of us, and the kid had a blanket over him, like a binky, like a blankie. He was probably five or six years old, not much older than my own kids. And his dad kept rubbing his back. He kept asking the question, and this is so funny how he said this. He kept asking the question, on how's your pain level? Are we at a three or eight or four? What do we have? One to ten? Tell me. What do we have? You know, and the kid would be like, for a long time, he was like, four, daddy. He's like, four, four. That's good. Good boy, good baby, good job, baby, good job,

go baby, like he was cheering him on for a baseball game or something. But then the eventually the pain level got to like a six, right? And the kids at that age even really realize what that means. No, of course they don't, they have no fucking clue, they're just, they're just looking at their dad, right? They're looking at their dad, what are their dad says, you know, is it a four or five, or five? Four, probably at a 10.

I don't know, who knows? So then eventually, after an hour, the kid had just been kind of slumped over on his father's leaning toward his father. His head fell forward and his dad jumped up. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. He screamed and whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I'm like, oh, oh my God, what happened there? Right? And my mom's like, Brian, and I'm, I don't know, mom, whoa, whoa. He's screaming, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I'm like, oh, oh my God, what happened there, right?

And my mom's like, Brian, and I don't know, mom, you know? And I can hear liquid splattering everywhere. So within three seconds, I realize, I think he's either throwing up or he's bleeding out of the nose, one of the two. His father runs away. He ran a hundred feet to go to the front desk where no one is medically responsible for you. It's just a lady that had taken your name.

He ran to the front desk and his kid is sitting there, hunched over, throwing up. But when you have children or when you've seen a child puke or maybe even yourself, you know that it's really easy to get into a state of hyperventilation and the concern is do you suck back that stuff into your lungs, right? That's aspiration and it happened. That's why they say when people are drunk and they pass out, turn them over on their side so that the puke doesn't go back in their throat.

So this poor kid is like, pukes everywhere, projectile vomiting. And I stand up, I grab the kid, Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, you get everywhere. Project Alvamedi, right? Oh, God. And I so I stand up, I grab the kid, I kind of put him on my knee, and I'm rubbing his back and like patting his back and his head and I'm like, it's okay, it's okay, just get it out, you're doing great.

You know, go, go, go, right? You know, get it out, get it out. Where's the dad? He's up at the front desk, I don't know, making arrangements for dinner, and making a reservation at the table. I don't even know what the fuck is going on, but I'm thinking to myself, where is your father?

Like, so father comes running back, and he's got a little tiny bag in it. He's like, and now he's all done throwing up. So I'm like, well, there we go. So I put the kid back in the chair. His dad is avoiding the throw up that's everywhere, like the plague. He's like dancing around the kid.

He's not even touching him because he's afraid to step in the pew. Meanwhile, I've got pew called over me because I've not been able to get some to action. I did, so I ran to the bathroom. I grab a bunch of towels. There's like a janitor there and I grab, I'm like, hey, do you have any towels yet?

How so I go over there and I start cleaning the kid up, right? And he's like, here, give me some of those. And so I give them, and now he's cleaning up the pew off of the bottom of his shoes. How? And I'm like, dude, give me some of those. And so I give them it. And now he's cleaning up the puke off of the bottom of his shoes. Wow. And I'm like, dude, what are you doing? Your kid is sitting here throwing up,

projectile vomiting. By the way, I have no idea what this kid has. Well, I was gonna say what was actually wrong with this. I don't know, he could have the four seasons monkey disease. I don't know what the fucking kid has. But I don't care because I see my own child and his child. And I don't want anything bad to happen to him. My fatherly instincts just kicked,

what have I become? What have I become? I'm like, now I'm like, I don't know. I'm a sweet Brian. Anyway, it's not about me, it's about the kid. So the father says, after everything calmed down and the janitor came over to clean up, the father just kind of turned back and he was like,

hey, thanks man, and I was like, yeah, I get it. You know, I got some of my own and I was like, I hope he feels better. And he's goes, he goes, we're pretty sure it's a pen to site us. Hmm. So, okay, great. My mom gets seen, we're there for 30,000 hours. Oh, yeah.

The next morning, my mom needs to get her medication. So I go to the local grocery store to the pharmacy to pick up the medication. I'm then get some other stuff and I'm checking out at the self-checkout line and somebody I can feel something tug at my... No way. It's the same fucking kid.

In the same fucking clothes with his mother and he's like, he just says thank you. That's what he says. And the mom then comes over and she goes, oh, he mentioned you saw him last night at the emergency room. And I was like, it took me a second to kind of register. And I was expecting it.

Yeah, but since he was in the same clothes, I recognized what was going on. Why was he in the same clothes? Don't ask me. They had just gotten out of the hospital. They just got out of hospital. He'd been there all night. He'd been there all night.

Oh. And so, and so she says, oh, I heard, you know, my son told me and my husband told me that someone had helped when he started throwing up and thank you very much. My daddy ran away, this man helped. It's freaking I wanted to say your husband fucking ran like a chicken shit away.

You got to whip this guy into shape. What are you doing? The force him. Divorce is better than whatever's going on at that house I can guarantee you. So it was the craziest, so I think she tells me, he does have appendicitis, they gave him some medication, they're gonna let the appendix calm down,

he's gonna go in for surgery on Monday to get the appendix taken out. And I was like, oh that's good, don't worry about it, it's good, I'm sure they'll give you candy or something. You know, you get ice cream afterwards or whatever. And he's like, yeah, but and then he gives me a hug on my leg and I was like, oh man, fucking heart breaker. Who are these people that don't have licenses

to have children that are running around having children? I mean, listen, I can't say that I would do anything in a particular circumstance, because maybe I would have reacted the exact same way, had it been my son throwing it, because I do avoid the puke like the plague. You do. But when it comes to the children,

I get my hands dirty because it's an emergency at that point. You cannot get your hands dirty. They need help. So, but I just, beyond all of the craziness and the poor kid who had the appendicitis and the throwing up and the father, what was the most insane is that not 12 hours after I left that hospital, I saw the same kid. I literally was freaking out when I left the grocery store.

I was like, how fucking fucked up is that? How crazy is it? And it granted, it's within a five mile radius, both of these things, right? It makes sense that the hospital is close to the grocery store and that they could have at any point in time been there. But to be there, at the same time that I'm there, to pick up my mother's medication,

a grocery store I almost never go to, because it's not next door to my house, was insane, it was insane. And it just goes to show the power of the commercial break, bringing people together. No, it's not the commercial break. So then I gave the kid a 21 EPM sticker, and I said, hey,

when you're recovering, because your dad's not gonna be with you, when you're recovering, pop on your not going to be with you when you're recovering. Pop on your iPhone, which I'm sure you have at five. Pop on your iPhone and throw on the commercial ring. We could use the download to give you a good jiggle. Yeah. I was going to say, maybe did you say to the dad that night at the hospital, like, hey, do you have a Patreon? Yeah. Hey, you want to open up your Spotify real quick? Let me follow. I would have to tell this past weekend that I can't tell you how many people

wanted to know about the commercial break and I, you know, go into their phone, I hit follow. Yeah. And suddenly we've got some new subscribers down in Mississippi. That is fantastic. Love those Mississippi people. M-I-S-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. I remember how to spell it. Hey you, guess you, I hate to interrupt all the fun, but I just want to remind you that tcbpodcast.com is where you find all the audio and the video, plus you can contact us to get your free 21EPM sticker. Just go to tcbpodcast.com, hit the contact us button, tell us you want to stick or drop us your address, and off we go. Plus you can write to us at 855-TCB-8383.

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So let's take a minute to hear from our sponsors and then we'll be back to this episode of the commercial break. TCB I'm gonna go get my personal break. D-Z-B. All right, I was trolling on the internet. As you do. Besides my serendipitous, you know, go get over my serendipity. I just wanted to share that interesting story. And don't poop in the shower. Please, don't do it. Oh, just don't do it.

I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do, last episode we were talking, we're listening to John Anthony and Brazil. International dating coach. International dating coach extraordinaire. So there. Yeah, with over 1800 confirmed polls.

And three sums, they stopped counting. So we don't know how many three sums they had. Yeah, they stopped counting last year. Yeah, last year, because three sums happen all the time. Especially when you're paying both the women to have the three exactly and especially when you're a DJ in a house Go back listen to the episode. It's crazy the way these people are talking But they had just started getting into some of their secret blueprint to three sims Mm-hmm

And I wanted to make sure that we finish this video because I know we just go over them real quick so far There are none. There are none. Yeah, let's go over. One was that you make sure and separate the girl from the herd and ditch the friend. Don't invite the friend. That's right.

Hold on. Give me one second and I'll play a little, a couple, like a little truncated clip of John Anth. So far, the pointers that we've gotten on this John Anthony video about how to pull three sums. We still know. gotten on this John Anthony video about how to pull three sums. Oh no. That's right guys, you're not going to be pulling three sums like this because you can't afford to have women of

the night around you all day long. But John Anthony, he's a different case. He can. So I was throwing on the internet. As you do. Did I already say that? Yes. Okay. As you do as I like to do, as I do do do do as I do do. Not that? Yes. Okay. As you do. As I like to do. As I do, do, do, do. As I do, do.

Not in the shower. Not in the shower. Never in the shower, guys. Okay, here we go. Okay, you're giving me. Compostals goals usually is what is one to two. He's giving us a link to his free 30 minute call link in the description. He used to be a 90 minute call.

I guess he's, I guess he's got more clients now. Yeah. Lots. Okay, so check out that for you, there's a minute call link in the description. So do you have any comments regarding like the photo selection process picking the high quality source? Oh, they're talking about hiring a professional photographer to update your Tinder profile

with the best pictures possible because that's a thing, but you know it's a thing. Yeah, I say that like I mean you have to gap there's somebody somehow. Yeah, that's true. Love that joke at this, by the way. Very important because we had the when he first started this process we had like on guys, it was like he's like average guy but like he takes good care of himself. First time he got rated. Wait, wait, hold on. Oh, it was you just saying that he's an average guy. Yeah, she's talking about one of their clients. Oh, oh, he was an average guy.

But he also is, he's below average. If you had to rate his looks on a one to 10, I mean, I don't want to like, you know, I don't want to become that show, but I'm just asking you personally for your own personal opinion. It's a pain level of five. That's a politically correct answer. For me, it's a pain level of 10 or a hot level of one. It depends on if I'm just talking to him or if I'm actually having to date him or interact with him.

Well, you wouldn't have to date him. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't let you date this guy. And he'd be the friend who's running after me in the club. I'd be the cop blocker. Yeah, wait, don't isolate. Wait, wait, don't isolate. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, that's actually did have to do that. It's a couple of times. Of course it did. Yes. Yes, guys would cockpock me all the time. They'd be like, ah, that guy. Yeah.

Here, we're gonna go to get drinks and then go do something really fun without you. So, you know, she'll text you later. Wait, wait, don't isolate. Don't go alone with your date. Someone teach my kids. Like stranger, stranger. Stranger danger.

Wait, wait, don't isolate. Don't go home alone with the date. Like now it's more than one year past, he's in another photo shoot and the guy's like nine. It's like it's the same guy, but like from seven to nine because he got like all those specific ridiculous all do like that. Oh, you should like, he went from a seven to nine because he got like all those specific vehicles all do like that. Oh, you should like,

he went from a seven to nine. Ah. First of all, how? That's subjective. It's not. What an objective scale you're using. He went from a seven to nine. That's good.

It was seven and a half. Yeah, he went from a seven to seven point one. And I'll spend 10,000. A year later. Yeah, a year later. One year later. That's right. He's gone from a seven to seven point one and I'll spend 10,000 years later. Yeah, a year later one year later He's gone from a seven to a nine. He flew us in to LA put us up with the nicest hotels We took some pictures with our portrait mode on our iPhone 7s We proved this part. Oh, that's part of their spot and now like his pictures are just amazing Yeah, anyone that signs up for that eight week program,

we pair you as I said with a professional photographer in your city and then Liz and the girls will go through the hundreds of photos. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. What we do is we Google a photographer in your city. That's right. What we do, we pair you. Turn on your Bluetooth.

What we do is, we use Groupon because no one else is using it. I just saw a story. I know a group on is like what I never liked that idea in the first place. The places I always went to with that with the crap, but anyway, we went to group on. We found a bag. We found a bogo. What we did is we paired you with another one of our clients who lost money on our program

and you pay them. It's our way of paying back the customer. Hey man, can't pay you back on a lot of money. Sorry about all your miserable experiences. Sorry about the fact I can't get late, but if you can just take your iPhone and have a few photographs, we can give you $10,000 right now. We'll pick the top five and that's what what you're gonna use on your online profile. But we have a 30 page guide that the girls put together

that's going to give you exact directions on how to take your photo. Oh, it's a girl. Oh, that's a girl. Hold up this 30 page guide. The girl's put together. The girls. The girls.

We've heard about your girls, John Anthony. First of all, second of all. A 30 page guide. 30 page guide. I want my hands on this guide. You see the text, Blake. I was a good. Well, John Anthony, first of all, 30 page guide. I want my hands on this guy. You see how this guy writes and reads. It's probably like hand roll. And I we program 30 page guide. I mean, this is an intensive learning. This is called adding value on top of value on top of value. Now all the fun to do suddenly, I feel like I'm in an internet marketing pitch coach.

All of a sudden I'm using click funnels. It's going to give you all bunch of example Tinder profiles including my own with full breakdowns of why it works so well. A lot of the most successful clients that have had the most success on Tinder as well as my own, which is also really successful. All those we've broken down and you'll have a full blueprint, you can just hand it to photographer. We'll know exactly how to take your pictures.

Oh yeah, nothing like showing up to the photographer with a 30-page blueprint on it, take my photograph. And a couple of successful Tinder profiles. Yeah. Here. Do this. Here, you see John Andrews, do the opposite. If we showed up to our photographer with a 30 page God, she's laughing out of the room. She'd be like, why are you hiring me?

Just put your camera on a stick. And that's going to showcase the best version of yourself. I'm going to write your bio for you. So imagine, regardless of your skill, right now, you come on, you get the pro pictures, the girls pick the best five, we apply a set of upgrades on those, I write your bio for you, now you're gonna get a nine. No, dude, if you're writing my bio for me,

I might as well get my son to write my bio for me, because I've seen some of the things you write. I like electronic music. Electric music is very nice in sunshine. Pluto is the 14th planet. Spelled P L A N N E T T. The difference in the quality and quantity. I know he's got to re microphones. Not three lapel microphones. He's got to re-alright there together too. Boom his voice. You know, don't give her one note.

No, she's loud enough. Mine don't pick up you. First of all, second of all, thinking about it. This actually isn't a bad plan. We might want to think about this as a commercial break. It's to put three microphones. Probably save us some time. Matches on tender bubble and hinge.

Then when you get a match, you just plug into the plug and play matching scripts that we provide, and that's going to turn those matches into phone numbers. Then you plug into the plug and play text scripts, and that's going to turn those phone numbers into dates. A bunch of those dates will be straight to the house, where all you need to do is hook up with

the girl once she shows up, and the ones that are in... Oh! Oh! And no idea! where all you need to do is hook up with the girl when she shows up and the ones that are in Oh Oh And no idea This whole time I'm actually trying to talk to bitches It's all I know yeah all I had to do is go through this whole step by step program And then when she said to the house just hook up. Yeah, that's right doorbell rings boom wait

Doorbell rings Three some on the door hey bitch big I do big fake fat fucking titties I got my plug-in play script here it says you're supposed to be sucking my dick right about now I actually just put my dick through the mail drop and let them suck it from out there actually just put my dick through the mail drop and let them suck it from out there. Just get me warmed up. You know what I'm saying? No talking. Whatever's when you don't have a script to run off of, you're

ready. Got that shit. And then they show up to your house. You're like serenote diversity. I got one of that guys name was it was okay. The plumber plays strip maybe calling somebody that you want to pay. Oh, yeah. How much? How much? How much?

How much? Do you take American Express? That's the script. That's the script. Will my wife find the invoice? Public for the coffee for your drinks. I'm going to show you exactly how to run your public dates to bring home most of those girls and get the hook up afterwards.

And I'm going to show you exactly how to keep around the ones that you want. So it's the full A to Z solution. It's a permanent and final solution. Because you're going to have one you don't want. This guy makes it. I don't want to care. Buy and I use car. Drive around a few of them.

The ones you don't want. Just leave them on the side of the car just leave them on the side of the car Leave them the side of the road throw the keys in there call the dealership tell them You got a stanker here. It's car stank. It's rank However, I'll take the other two you gave me I'm fucking their tailpipes right now. And as I said, we've over a thousand testimonials on a page. It's indisputably the best program by far. There's even a slow way. We got to listen to this testimonials. No, it's the same. Look, that's the, oh, that's hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's him. He thought it was the same guy over and they're showing

a screenshot of his website where he has all the testimonials. And each one of them has him in the test. By the way, oh, I was about to say, he's wearing the same shirt and- He says, it's the same picture. It's like, it was a possible. Let's just read one. Like a gold gem tank.

Like, let's just read one. Yeah. Chris was a man who already had success in dating, Thank you. Thank you. Let's just read one. Yeah. Chris was a man who already had success in dating, but wanted extra edge to get ahead and date even more women. What great sentence structure here. He says absolutely transformative. Let's see things from a completely different level.

This is the real deal. Now he's on track to see dating women three or four times every week with ease. Who's writing this shit? That was trapped by the red pill for years, struggling to get results because of lack of practical advice after working with Don. He was able to break through his mental barriers and get amazing results in his dating life. Now he will never struggle. Now he will never struggle with self-doubt. Comment placement is everything buddy. He will never never struggle with self-doubt or dating ever again. Check our proof page. Proof page. I mean, it's the proof. Please, have the proofs in the page. Proofs in the page. And half the guys. It's just right. It's true. That's right. And half

the guys have their faces. I don't think a question. Yeah. It's so, so stupid. Proof page. Program by far. There's even a close second. Very proud to have built that program. And we're really exploding this year. Can I just sign the 50? You're very proud that guys all over the world are taking advantage of women based on your program, your blueprint.

Yeah, that's all. On Castile, I'm going to be appearing on a lot of podcasts around the internet. He said he's going to be appearing on a lot of podcasts around the internet because that's where podcasts originate on the internet. Hey, I just got off the phone with the internet and I'm going there soon. First of all, second of all, can we please come on our podcast? Yes, that's what I think. I would ask him all the tough questions.

Yeah. And we are very close to scaling paid advertising. Okay, so I really think our company is going to blow up. I know it's going to blow up. Okay, so who cares about your company? I mean, you're giving an update, a corporate update. I came here to learn how to get a threesome. And now you're giving me a shareholder's meeting.

Go on man. In the near future. Alright so prices will only continue to go up and I highly encourage you guys to go check out one of those free calls right now. If you want to skip all of the rejection and anxiety involved with getting girls and want me to personally help you instead, click the link and book a strategy call with me here. You have anything else to add? Wait, wow, that was a commercial.

He just put a commercial in the middle of his... To save platinum selling technique. He called it Quebec. By the way, platinum selling technique. Look, and also to may have point out that he's using undercover cameras and a bar. Yes, he's like to go up a girl's skirt. That's awful.

Look, it's awful. It's awful. He's got undercover cameras recording his every move Yeah, you know when wants that Platinum dating system platinum dating system. We've got these vitamins protein powder protein powder dick pills. Yeah, that's right Exclusively sold for Johnny with a new lifestyle Fashion accelerator. That's fashion accelerator. Oh, the fashion accelerator. That's not a 30 page guide that's useless.

By the way, for those of you shitting in the shower, you can use this to wipe your ass. And book a strategy call with me here. You've got anything else to add before going to the brief overview of the 3-Sum blueprint? The 3-Sum was pretty cool. Yeah. It's awesome because like, we just. The three-sum was pretty cool. Yeah. It's awesome because we see this hot. The three-sum was pretty cool.

Yeah. That's all she keeps saying. The three-sum was pretty cool. I get paid extras for two. The one that we had at the St. Patrick's Day. St. Patrick's Day Carnival. Yeah. Let's say asshole.

Girl, and we're just like, hmm, is she with this guy this guy like we didn't know the guy was gay or anything yet We walk in hey one of me you blah blah how do you guys know the children's my friend blah blah? He's gay. Oh cool blah blah blah blah My friend he's gay Who talks like that? This is my friend he's gay No, I'm not. You're the night. blah blah blah. Start floating and they know like you didn't just come up to make small talk right the girl knows why you're there.

But it helps when you have a pretty girl with this day of I bright in your engine. In the bathroom. No, guys, not just talking to me. No. No. He wants to put a Dale Piper in my engine in the bathroom in this crowded club during the middle of carnival. Nothing says where they expect like getting it in the ass in the middle of carnival and

a dirty bathroom. I did it in your friend in Brazil. You, because that demonstrates pre-selection. I've already been pre-vetted, so to speak. So she's already tested, make sure I'm high value, she's already tested to make sure I'm not a creep that I'm not a weirdo. So that eliminates.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? No, she's in on your racket. That's what's going on. She's getting used to the John Anthony lifestyle, which is you pay her to have sex with you. And she also then lives in a penthouse apartment. Yeah. She's already vetted. That's right. Thank God. I mean, when I look at her and him, I go, well, can't be that bad. That's worthy. Yeah. He's, he likes him. But then I hear her talking and I'm like,

well, who prevented her? I heard. Out of the safety objections or the girl, potentially worried about going home with you, oh, is this guy a serial killer? No, the scrolls already vetted him for that. Is this guy like a loser? Is he kind of cool?

Oh, he's cool. The scroll, that's pretty ready, approved of him. So you bypass a lot of objections You bypass a lot of this like you know apprehensiveness or uneasiness of the girl. Yeah Don't bother with all that It's already pre-read it. Let's just hit the bathroom. Don't worry about all the yip-yep And just a really quick overview, that it's fully explaining the video in the end screen.

But just a really quick overview is you'll go out with a bisexual girlfriend or a rotation girl. You will find a girl that you both like. You have the girl approach. You stay put. Are you a tire shopper? What's going on? It's a rotation girl.

As the guy, the girl approach is usually opens with some kind of compliment. Oh, you're really pretty. I really like your dress. Oh, the guy, the girl approaches, usually opens with some kind of compliment. Oh, you're really pretty. I really like your dress. Oh, thank you, blah blah. Smile, right? And she has a good energy like we're opening warm up. Remember to smile, not like you're being kidnapped.

She's proof, proof of life. Remember to bring a newspaper with a current date on it so you could show your family. Yeah, but it also too, let me just point out that their blueprint involves not only this is not just for you. You've got to go find a girl that looks like Brazil, bring her in on the racket then to do this. Yes. And Brazil, in my opinion, totally subjective, is a solid pain level nine.

Yes, she's gorgeous. Girls naturally are very receptive. And then from there, starts flirting a little bit, oh, you're actually sexy, or you're really pretty, blah, blah, being a little physical, getting a little closer, flirting a little bit. A lot of times that will lead into a makeup. Then I will come in, and they're making...

I will come in and fuck them! Yes, while they're turned around, so that they think you're a good lover. That's all in the John Anthony Platinum plan! And we both get half a confirmed poll. That's how it works on the scorecard. 0.5 poll. Yeah. Oh, hey, I'm with her.

And me and my girl think you're really sexy. You're ready in because she's approved of your girl. So you're taking turns alternating making out with the girls, you're triple kissing with the girls. And then from that point, it's just logistics. You're just going to say, oh, we live close. It's just about it's just about managing to get your dick in their vagina. When they have no interest in you. Triple kissing. Triple kissing. Please.

Hi, okay, and we have various reasons that we can try to pull back with. Let's go have drinks there. Oh, no, I'd prefer to stay here. Oh, check out these three cute little dogs that we have do you like dogs? Oh, yeah, do you want to meet them in person? Let's log on. You want to pet my pussy? You want to go get a drink? No, I'd prefer to stay here. Look at these three little dogs. Aren't they cute? Yeah, smell one. I put chloroform on their heads. I mean, I'm not joking about date rates. Please don't misunderstand. I mean, I'm not joking about Dave Ray. Please, don't misunderstand. I mean, I kinda am, but I'm not saying that it's funny.

What I'm saying is this guy, I mean, I really... If I've ever seen, if I've ever, ever, and all the time that we have encountered so many creeps, the Frankie Bees and the fucking mysteries, and the other people, this is the cream of the other people. This is the cream of the crop creep. He has the cream of the crop creep. How anybody doesn't see through his bullshit is amazing to me. Of course, they don't have the benefit of watching one of his videos before he attacks

them on in a club. Hang out there. Check out this view that we have. Let's all go hang out on the view. Oh, check out this jacuzzi that we have. If we say let's all go on the jacuzzi, let's go see the view, let's go hang out with our dogs, let's go have drinks there Well, let's do all those combined right and the girl feels comfortable and feel safe. Yeah, well, let's go back to my place

You know, I'm a drink. What if I offer you a drink puppies a hot tub trip of kissing of you And a Starbucks gift card for five dollars What a deal. It's a platinum offer to suck my dick. Another attractive female has already approved of you. So when you know how to do it properly, it can even be easier to pull a girl when you have a hot girl with you than it would be to pull a girl solo. Because normally when the girl gives objections, it's coming from a place of, is this guy a weirdo?

I'm pretty sure Brazil is doing Morris code with her blinking help get me out of here. Is this guy a creep? Can I trust this guy? What if I go home and I don't want to hook up with this guy? Is he going to get angry? Is he going to be weird? How do I know this guy is actually the guy he says he is? Like, is he high value or how do I know,

you know, his social status and this and that? A pretty girl already like eliminates all those things for them. But you gotta understand the guy who is just eliminates any kind of objection. That's right. I mean, this guy's high value. Listen, I have not agreed.

I've been friends with pretty girls all my life. It does not help me pull tail. Just share that with you. At all. It's, I mean, it can be a benefit. I get it. I understand what he's saying. It can kind of maybe be a little bit of a soft opening. Sure. You got to do the rest. Yeah, you got to do the rest. You got to do the hard work of actually getting to know somebody and taking interest in them. And, you know, unless you're just John Anthony, first of all, second of all, can we just point out just for a second? I just want to share this with you. Is that John Anthony is telling you that it's simple as finding a best friend that's

a solid 10 and then convincing her to help you get laid by other people. The guys who are going to buy your course, John Anthony, are not the kind of guys that are friends with 10s. Because I'm not even friends with 10s except for Chrissy and my wife. Okay, that's a hard thing to come by. You might have a 10 in your orbit once a lifetime and it convinced her to tag along so that you can basically hoodwink women into sleeping with you to be a 10 by sexual. Oh, a 10 by sexual. So that's a 10 by sexual that wants to have sex with me. It's like a unicorn. Yeah. I might as well find a leprechaun with a pothagol and not on a cereal box. You know what I'm talking about?

There's short circuiting so to speak, okay? But check out that video in the end screen that will give a full explanation. If you want to learn my full system, check out the free call with a link in the description. And for this week only, we are also offering a funding option. Normally, you would have had to pay $5,000 or more upfront to be part of my week program,

but $5,000. It's less than Frankie B. Yeah, it's true. Well, at least he's giving you a building. You can bring your dates. You know what I'm saying? At least you could live in it if you needed to. Fucking asshole. With this new funding option, you can have payments for as little as $250 a month. You just have to be making over $35. You can get on a payment plan. In Brazil, that's an entire year's salary in some places. A farm, do you take a farm? Yeah. Well, that's probably what he's doing as a firm.

Shame on a firm or whatever. Shitty-ass system, yeah, payment plan. It's better not be PayPal. It's all I got to say. $1,000 a year and have over a $620 credit score. Feel free to sign up for one of those. To have over a $620,000. Yeah, that's. It's better not be PayPal, it's all I gotta say. $1,000 a year and have over a 620 credit score. Feel free to sign up for one of those.

To have over a 620 credit score. I guess so if you're credit reporting. You're gonna pull my credit report? So I can pull tail? Oh my God, this is such a fucking scam. Paul's and you can go over the details about how that funding option works. And they can see your personal information.

Yeah, do worry about it. Just give me your social security. That's it. I'm just running a credit report. You probably trust me. I've got this girl. She trust me. Yeah, she trust me.

You should trust me. Ignore those apartment applications coming from Rio de Janeiro. Just trying to look for a place for you to send your polls. You know what I'm talking about? I'm doing the work. Doing the work. Recallified to fit into that.

Okay, and there's no money in front with that offer as well. So there will go over all the details of that with you on the call. Oh great. I want you to get on the call so you can tell me a time share for pussy We will play some footage That we took from recording that night and you guys can see us in action They had to blank the girl's face out because she probably didn't agree to be on camera. Thank you so much. Oh, wait, that was it. Oh, that was it?

And let us know what you think in the comments. You showed one kiss and that's it. Yeah. Well, that was anti-climactic. I would have rather seen the bathroom fucking, but maybe that's another video. I'll do a little digging. Oh my god, this guy is an endless cauldron of Cess. And you know what?

Shower shit. Shame. Yeah, shower shit. That guy takes a shit in the shower. Guarantee Guarantee. He takes a shit in the shower while she's in there with him. Guarantee Guarantee and he makes it sound pleasant to her. Oh my god guys Call me for a three for a free 30 minute call on dating. I'll probably get you closer to getting laid than you will. Oh, man, do we have fun on the show? Well, hey, I want to thank everybody who's been leaving as wonderful reviews on Apple and Casbox and Podbean

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