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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome back to WSHIT. Tonight, on the sounds of the Lord, Sister, Julia, Bencescows, Magic Pan-Flood Disco. Julia, take it away. We can't just go where we can freeze to the name of the Lord They can work to test us there, we're still raising the world on best God They can work to test us there, we're still raising the world on best God You made the looks of the snow, the snow freezing away on the snow. You made the looks of the snow freezing away on the snow. Absolutely magical, did not understand a damn word.

Starting point is 00:01:01 On this episode of the commercial break. It's show, we have that kind of show where you probably listen to that week's episode, but maybe not like five weeks ago's episode because it's just kind of omn, you know, it's not evergreen content. Omni-present. Omni-present. Omni-present. Omni-present.

Starting point is 00:01:18 Omnigah. Omnigah. Omnigah. Omnigah. Omnigah. Omnigah. Omnigah. Omnigah. Omnigah. are not a cat. You can see that. He doesn't offer a course, right? No, he does.

Starting point is 00:01:32 No, not that I know of. But anybody that's actually like followed the steps, I haven't seen the steps. There are 1,606 people that currently subscribe to his channel. I'm one of them. So let's call it 1,605 people that currently subscribe to his channel, I'm one of them. So let's call it 1600 and five people that currently subscribed to his channel to somebody. So look, this Rachel, me, me. I actually would mind having the guy on the show. I think he probably, I mean, Frankie, but I think we didn't know me, he kind of more so that I would just like do

Starting point is 00:01:55 people on the buddy. I think I would like to get somebody who's actually taking his help. He's actually listening to his help. Yes. And what has happened? But here's a part. Where are they now?

Starting point is 00:02:04 Frankie never gives you a step. Where are they now? Frankie never gives you a step. Where are they now? Probably in the grave. A true badass doesn't even have to say anything other than look at my body. Oh, my gosh. Is that how you start the conversation? Hey, everybody's my friend, Craig.

Starting point is 00:02:23 Look at my body! Day up, I got the bad ass. Number one type, not the number two type. I actually give shit about this guy. He's not a phyla shit. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Happy to it. Happy to it. Happy to it. Happy to it. Happy to it.

Starting point is 00:03:05 Happy to it. Happy to it. Yeah, I'm Brian. This is Chrissy and welcome to the commercial break. It's another fantastic episode of the commercial break. No matter what day it is, Tuesday or Friday, whichever day you happen to be listening. Yes. Or maybe you're listening on Saturday.

Starting point is 00:03:16 Who knows? Yeah. That's the beauty of podcasting on demand. It's technology of the future. A few tries. I know. Technology of the future. I know.

Starting point is 00:03:24 I feel like I'm going to back to the future. Yeah. The Mandalorian. No. The Mandalinian. No. What was the? The the DeLorean, the Mandalorian, the Mandalorian. The Mandalorian. That thing. Yeah, I, yeah. Space man. Cool. I was reading on the CDC website. They have now put a warning out for the zombie apocalypse. Did you see this? I did not. Did you hear about, I literally have it on the piece of paper right here.

Starting point is 00:03:55 Well, that makes it true. The CDC's got you covered. CDC has updated some websites, zombie preparedness section, which it launched in 2011. It advises people on how to prepare for disasters or emergencies. While the CDC makes it clear it's not expecting a real life World War Z or walking dead situation to a rise.

Starting point is 00:04:12 It says tongue in cheek that the campaign has proven to be a very effective platform at what? Telling more on the bullshit that they don't need to know. I mean, honestly, did you hear this? They're now blaming snow that they don't need to know. I mean, honestly, did you hear this? They're now blaming snow that they think that fate snow is fake. The snow that fell in Texas is fake. What?

Starting point is 00:04:31 Some lady was like putting it in a microwave and it was setting on fire. And then she was saying that Bill Gates was responsible for the snow that it's got vaccine in it. And that's his way of transport. Can you just go and start their own island? Can we just, can they just go? And I don't know, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:04:47 I just like, it's just hard for me to wrap my head around how much craziness people believe. I mean, I have these friends that are on Facebook and they're incredibly, at what one point I thought they were just like intelligent human beings, like sentient life. They understood that shit just works a certain way. And the stuff that's coming out of their mouth or on their Facebook page, it's just unbelievable.

Starting point is 00:05:10 It really is. I had to like defrend and block one person. I tried my best not to do it, but then after a while, I'm like, well, they're too far gone. Like, what am I gonna do? I'm not gonna argue with them. And quite frankly, I don't wanna read it.

Starting point is 00:05:22 I don't wanna read all this. Or reconnect with them. No. If we can connect with them in quite frankly, I don't want to read it. I don't want to read all this or reconnect with them. No Connect with them in any way shape or form. So TCP podcast.com is where you go You can read all the show notes find out more about Chrissy and I and you can watch our entire library there Just go there quickly because of who knows how long the library is going to be up there That's all I got to say we are not doing we don't have an active patreon campaign going on right now but we are retooling that we expect to launch that back in the next couple of months. Feel free to, bigger and better. Yeah, feel free to like, feel free to donate.

Starting point is 00:05:51 We'll start a go-fun v page for the commercial break. Purple, bright and crispy. Just two struggling artists trying to make ends meet. Trying to make ends meet. Speaking of make ends meet, meet. I just I wanted I let people know the last time I'll say this the next couple times just so people know in case they're popping in mid show We have that kind of show where you probably listen to that week's episode But maybe not like five weeks ago's episode because it's just kind of omnipotent You know, it's it's not ever-dream content omnipresent

Starting point is 00:06:22 I just want to say Omni present. Oh my God. I'm not a cat. No, you're not, sir. You are not a cat. We can see that. We have added something exciting happened in the commercial break.

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Starting point is 00:07:30 There are hundreds of chords and they grow by the episode. Yeah, it used to be a little walk. I know now there's only one way in it. God forbid there's a fire in this place because we're going to go up like that like a white snake concert. I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that. I'm sorry, those people died and that was horrible.

Starting point is 00:07:49 You remember the white snake concert? Were they all in a club with the curtains? Like the, like these kind of curtains. These kind of like soundproof curtains. I was thinking of an explosion like we referenced in our last episode. We're so much drink gasoline and they just explode from the inside out because they swallow the lit cigarette.

Starting point is 00:08:08 I mean, what a ridiculous concept. Who's swallowing like cigarette? You made it through, you drove off of the pump. I drove off of the pump and I'm still here to talk about it today. And you were smoking at that time. Yeah, I was. I was smoking at that time.

Starting point is 00:08:19 But luckily I was not smoking at that time, but I was a smoker at that time. Had that guy not told me that, hey, you have the gas pump. Pump it. Yeah, pump, pump, pump, pump it. What up, 2000, cool. What's up, who's your car?

Starting point is 00:08:34 Look at this brand new car. Look at my whip. Look at my whip. All factory settings I'm telling you what. I don't get a spoiler, but I got the pump. That's right. I got a mid-size compact car with all the luxury features, like three packages down.

Starting point is 00:08:53 Cloth, seats, fake leather, you did have the 16, 16. I did have the 16-CD, a disc changer, but unfortunately by the time I bought it, there was no need for disc anymore. I think I used that disc player for a year. I had the Kings of Leon C. there was no need for disco anymore. I think I used that display for a year. I had the Kings of Leon. See, you needed someone gave to me.

Starting point is 00:09:09 I burned that shit out. Yeah, we all did. We all had that Kings of Leon. You had it more though. I did, I liked that first album very much. And that was like your third album, too. No, the Sex on Fire album. That's like their third album.

Starting point is 00:09:23 No, I know, but I liked their first album with my favorite album. And that's the album that I wore, really wore out. But then on fire album. That's like their third album. No, I know, but I liked their first album with like my favorite album. That's the album that I wore really wore out, but then that third album Pretty sure you wore the other one. Well, I might have worn all of them out all three of them the first second and third one Are you having sex with me? We were playing sex on fire. Yes, I was Yes, I was I was so smooth I was so smooth. Day, your sexy don't fire. Did you get the concert? What's that?

Starting point is 00:09:52 Didn't you get it the concert? Well, here's a funny story. Not only did I go to the concert, but I went backstage. I went to a number of their concerts and I went backstage to a number of their concerts because my friend got an assignment writing. That's fantastic.

Starting point is 00:10:04 Moontaxi. Moontaxi. And so I won't get into all the details Because my friend got an assignment writing. Yeah, and... Moontaxi. Moontaxi. And so I won't get into all the details, because I'm not sure he wants me to share, but just know that I went, we went to Charleston. I think I told this story. You could only go over any tour. We went on like a little mini tour, and like we went to Charleston,

Starting point is 00:10:18 and then we met these two girls at the back of a bar, and then we took them back to our tiny little shittiest hotel room. My friend, God love him. He always decided he was going to pick the most roachy infested hotel. Was that T? Was that T? T?

Starting point is 00:10:32 D? What do you mean T? I was trying not to say his name, but... Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, these are different guys all together. I don't ever think you meet this guy, actually. I kind of lost touch with him before you and I knew each other. I didn't lose touch.

Starting point is 00:10:44 We just didn't really hang out with that much. But just know that he picked the way he's his idea of culture was to go and find the worst hotel or motel. It is the cedeest hotel or motel. And so this hotel was in on the aisle of palms. And it was literally right next door to a rock and roll club. Like an outdoor like beach type rock and roll club. But they just paid like rock and Roll all night long. In the hotel, it was like building after building after building lined up on the beach, right?

Starting point is 00:11:12 Right next door to the pink, pink, pink, pink. And so our little walkway, when you walk down the walkway to get to the room, you could see into the club, and it was just like one cohesive unit. You couldn't hear a fucking thing. It was so loud. And so we met these girls at the club, and then we take them back, and then I took the girl that I met back to the hotel room. And you know, and then-

Starting point is 00:11:34 Played Sexes on Fire. Yes, played Sexes on Fire, and then you know, had Sexes on Fire, and well, penis hurts. You have in this TD now. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Starting point is 00:11:49 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Starting point is 00:11:57 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. having badges, badges. And what's that? So we were there.

Starting point is 00:12:06 Let's call this like one o'clock in the morning. Well, two o'clock in the morning. You know, my friend gave me some time to a clock in the morning. He brings this other girl who was this girl that I was with friend. That's how we met. There was like four of us, like, you know, a couple of up now.

Starting point is 00:12:17 Yes. Friends with friends. Yeah. And then I just had to let's put it this way. The other friend was a little more of the homely side, right? She was like, she had an interesting look about her. I'll put it this way. The other friend was a little more of the homely side. Right? She was like, she had an interesting look about her. But in these girls were from like, you know, red neckia, South Carolina.

Starting point is 00:12:34 And so they come in and the girl that I'm with pretend like we're asleep, right? We were done. We just kind of pretend like we're asleep. Yeah, we're cuddling. We don't want to be bothered. We don't want to bother them. And these beds are right next to each other because we're at a roach motel and they're like we're asleep. Yeah, we're cuddling. We don't want to be bothered. We don't want to bother them. And these beds are right next to each other because we're at a roach motel.

Starting point is 00:12:46 And they're like full-sized beds. I mean, between size beds, we're like on top of each other. And then all of a sudden, we start here and the sounds of sweet, sweet love coming from there direction. It's like some fire. And then at one point, we hear stop. And then he's, you hear, what's going on? Stop.

Starting point is 00:13:03 That's not the right place. Stop. Oh. And I was like, oh my god, what's going stop that's not the right place stop Oh, and I was like oh my god. What's going on over there? So we start keg little bit right and then she's like stop it. I told you stop it not there And he's like oh sorry I'm drunk and she's like not there and And then so finally I just kind of got up and I was like what is going on like yeah because you know Don't do it there. Well, everyone is drunk and I just wanted to make sure we're not doing things there that no one wants really there. You know, so I just kind of interrupted the flow

Starting point is 00:13:31 just to make sure that, you know, not that I think my friend was doing anything horribly wrong. Oh, commercial break. Yeah, I just, a little commercial break didn't want, I wanted to make sure he didn't find himself in any peculiar situations. Uh-huh. And, but it was just funny, not there.

Starting point is 00:13:43 Not there. Not there. I just wonder where not not I can imagine where not there was But I would have not there was like in the belly button Pick one not that one So TCP podcast commas where you go and then you can find our audio library at the commercial break on Instagram 470584844490 where you can text us or library at the commercial break on Instagram 4705848449 is where you can text us or leave us a voicemail. But if you leave us a voicemail, we may play that voicemail here on air.

Starting point is 00:14:11 Just know that and standard text messaging rates do apply. Chrissy Hodeley. Oh, I 88 year old grandfather called in. Yeah, we may have to play that at some point. I'll play it. I'll play it. Yeah, no, no. We can play in a couple.

Starting point is 00:14:30 I can't play it now, but I'll play it the next episode. I may have to edit it just a little bit to take out only any identifying information. Want to let you know that this episode of the commercial break is sponsored by betterhelp.com. And actually, Chrissy has used better help. Yes, I have. And you liked it. I really loved it. Fantastic experience Chrissy has used betterhelp.com. Yes, I have. And you liked it.

Starting point is 00:14:45 I really loved it. Fantastic experience. They give you good tools to just work through things. Like, and again, it doesn't have to be an emergency. Maybe just something that you don't want to dump on your friends or spouse or partner or whatever about. You just need like some outside perspective. I have a lot of friends who I think are scared of therapy. They think that therapy means something

Starting point is 00:15:08 is wrong with them. They're going to be diagnosed with some mental illness. When I think that most people who go to therapists actually out end up coming out better on the other side, a better person for it on the other side. And I've been to lots of therapy and never been diagnosed with anything. That's not what that means. It's just therapy. It's, you know, they call it the talking cure, right? You get in and there's something really good. But personal trainer for your mind. And so what better help.com does, they allow you to answer some questions

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Starting point is 00:16:05 Yeah. But I don't like, if I was to text message my therapist, that she wouldn't respond. She just wouldn't, unless it was an emergency, right? She wouldn't respond because that's not how traditional therapy works. Right. You're in for an hour, what they call a therapist hour,

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Starting point is 00:16:59 Okay, so speaking of help if you need. Boom. Boom. Speaking of help if you need it. Yes. Frankie B. Oh, Frankie. Now, we've been on a little bit of a Frankie B run,

Starting point is 00:17:10 but I figure get straggled the iron top. Ha ha ha. We'll get sick of him pretty soon, right? But I figure straggled the iron top. Hey, I mean, he's a wealth of. He's a wealth of hilarity. This guy. And here's the thing about.

Starting point is 00:17:23 I wonder if we, you know what? I just thought about this. I wonder if we, you know, I wonder, I just thought about this. I wonder if we could actually interview anybody that's taken his advice. I mean, he doesn't offer a course, right? Or he does. No, not that I know of. But anybody that's actually like followed the steps,

Starting point is 00:17:37 I haven't seen the steps. There are 1,606 people that currently subscribe to his channel. I'm one of them. So let's call it 1,605 people that currently subscribe to his channel. So it one of them. So let's call it 1605 people that currently subscribe to his channel. So somebody I actually would mind having the guy on the show. I think he probably I mean Frankie, but I think we didn't make him fun of him more so that I would just like to know. I think I would like to get somebody who's actually. He's actually listening to his help. Yes. And what has happened. But here's

Starting point is 00:18:04 a part. Where are they now? Frankie never gives you a to his help? Yes. And what has happened? But here's a part. Where are they now? Frankie never gives you a step. If you will. Where are they now? Probably in the grave. Where are they now? I'm broke and homeless and divorced for the fourth time.

Starting point is 00:18:21 Hey, it's me, Frankie. How did it go? Did you listen to my last video? How was that advice? I'm filing for bankruptcy Why is that remember that time you told me not to flaunt my money Because they catch on to you and then they won't want their money. Oh, yeah, that's advice you can take to the bank Well, she took it to the bank all the way to the bank now bankrupt

Starting point is 00:18:43 Great to the bank. Well, she took it to the bank all the way to the bank. Now, bankrupt. Great. How's your physical fitness? You got to be spot on. You got to be spot on. You're never going to get another chance, holdy. Never going to get another chance at a second date. Never, ever. You're going to die old and alone if you're not spot on. What if I open up the age range?

Starting point is 00:19:01 What if I go open up the age range? If you open up the age range, it's more likely, because you know what's gonna happen? They're gonna go to their mom and their dad and they're gonna say, you know what? I found someone who's 78 and they wanna date me. And she'll be 50. She'll love it.

Starting point is 00:19:15 Her parents will be so happy and proud. Mom, dad, I've this 90 year old is hitting on me. Oh, congratulations, honey. We can die in peace now. Hey, that's right in with what Papa Joe called you about last night. Yeah, listen, Papa Joe, but Papa Joe is a badass. Papa Joe is not. He's a game.

Starting point is 00:19:36 He's got way game. He doesn't have to flaunt it. He doesn't have to make videos about it. He doesn't. Because he's got the magic in his pants. He's got the ants. He's in his pants. That's all I can say. He doesn't mind. Yeah, it's all in his pants. He's got the antsies in his pantsies.

Starting point is 00:19:45 That's all I gotta say. That's all up in the mind. Yeah, it's all up in here. It's not in here. I don't have any muscles, so I'm gonna point to him, but it's not in here. It's not in your shave and wax chest.

Starting point is 00:19:55 It's not in here. No. Oh my God. Okay, so here, I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna dig a little deeper into Frank's library, right? So. Go and dig. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:04 So first of all, I want you to hear some, hold on one second, I've got a little, I want to play you something that I thought was cool that I cut up. Um, oh no, that's not it. Hold on, I'm sorry. So, so where is it? Where are you in the cat? Are you a cat? No, I had the Frankie B theme song here together because he doesn't play it.

Starting point is 00:20:24 Oh, the theme song they have because he doesn't play it. Oh the things on the yeah Made for him Come on, where is it? I just put it in here. Oh, I wish I had this. I don't want to spend the whole I can't find that either. Oh my god. It's all going to hell the hand basket Okay, oh here it is here it is here it is What are you waiting for? Don't delay, don't delay, don't delay. What are you waiting for? Good.

Starting point is 00:21:12 Hey, it's the fake food fighters behind me playing my theme song 24 hours a day. I hired them for a year. Yeah, man, this old guy came up to us and said, hey, remember that song he had back in the 1998? A pay of $600,000. He just followed me around. Is that White Snake? No, it's not that White Snake. It's, it's, it's Papa Roach. It's Papa Roach. That's what it is. Remember pop a roach? I remember it's pop a roach. I thought it's pop a roach. What are we having a pop a roach?

Starting point is 00:21:51 I don't know. They were on such a trajectory. They had that one song and then they had another song and then it's just all fade away. And then as where are they now? Probably working as Starbucks. I probably work in his Starbucks. Oh. Uh, shift manager at Chili's, I would imagine. Yes. No, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:22:10 Popper Roach, they probably still all around playing. It's just somebody. It's just somebody. Oh my God. Uh, there was a DJ here in Atlanta, radio DJ called Roach. That was his name Roach. And he lived right across the street for me when I lived out in Midtown, Atlanta. And I went to a party at his house one time.

Starting point is 00:22:27 And it was exactly like, I had to go to the party. Oh, it was exactly the kind of party you would expect out of a guy named Roach. Many, many people, many, many narcotic, many people, let's just put it that way. He was a nice guy though. I liked him very much.

Starting point is 00:22:41 Yeah, he was his real name. I have no idea. Hey, it's in the ass. Hey Roach, what up Hey, Roch, but uh, morning, morning neighbor. I see. I'm sorry. Afternoon, good evening, neighbor. Yeah, what's that? Hit the pool. Yeah, there was no pooled mid down. Oh, okay. Just a lot of car jackings. A lot of car jackings.

Starting point is 00:23:04 That great fellow cheese take place on the counter. Atlanta zone five Atlanta zone five police department. That's a chance. Yeah. You had the tech wood apartments in Atlanta zone five police department. All right, here comes Frankie. You ready? I got you right. What's up everybody? And welcome to my channel. If you're new here, what's up everybody and welcome to my channel if you're new here what's up everybody If you're new here what if you're new here what Frankie tell us tell us what's going on Frankie? Well here I want you to know something this is one of Frankie's earlier videos

Starting point is 00:23:37 So he doesn't have quite the pitch down that he does the last couple of videos Which is nothing yeah my name is Frank Bernardo My name is Frank Bernardo my name is Frank Bernardo You hit that subscribe button if you want to be a part of my YouTube family that can't just to men over 50 that want to up their game and look and feel better about themselves So you want to be a badass Don't we all yeah, so you want to be a badass. Wow. Don't we all. Yeah, I tell you want to be a badass. You kick this right place.

Starting point is 00:24:09 My nickname is Badass. You're new here. Yeah. By the way, just the terminology badass is like, it's definitely for a 50 year old. Like you don't say the word badass anymore. You say badass is like a verb, or an adjective. Like badass, man.

Starting point is 00:24:21 You don't say I'm a badass. That's what you say, Frank. Doze, this is hysterical. Oh, it is hysterical. Thank you for practicing this video. It's already funny. We haven't even started. You want to be a bad ass. How come? What's going on in your life? How come? You got to be in your life.

Starting point is 00:24:39 Some of you are trying to impress. Before you jump into this big bad boy attitude. There's a lot more to that It's not as easy as flipping a switch So you want to be a badass what's going on with you new lady in your head? You want to just get a divorce your wife run away with the pool boy? Yeah, just that you know that son is easy. It's not as easy as flipping a switch. You're still at age. You're scared of pussy. You're still at the age where you're scared. I love it. This guy reminds me of a Paul guy. You're at the age where you're scared of pussy.

Starting point is 00:25:17 Oh, really? Okay. What age do I not get? What age do I get unscared of pussy? Because by the way, I'm 44 and I'm still scared of pussy And you're an instant bad boy, but you're in luck today. I'm gonna give you six quick tips I had to be a bad boy whenever the style before we get into those tips There are two kinds of bad asses that's number There's two types There's two types. There's two types. One that makes YouTube videos for nobody.

Starting point is 00:25:47 And the second is Harrison Ford type. Is it the bad? We don't have to tell anybody's a bad ad. Yeah, I fall into one of those categories. You figure out which one I'm gonna make a video about it next. There's a switch. On a tell which type of ad as you are. Now I guarantee you Frank's gonna give give you no information, but we'll continue anyway.

Starting point is 00:26:07 One is a man that society needs. He could throw his weight around and everybody will still come to him. And then there's bad ass number two. This guy throws his weight around and no one even cares about his very existence. He's just a pilot crap. He's a pilot existence. He's a pile of crap He's a pile of crap There's two kind of people in this world People to get all the pussy and people get none of the pussy

Starting point is 00:26:39 By the way, you're a pile of crap. Yeah, you're a pile of shit. I'm sorry Keep watching his video By the way Frank come on man, put this together. Frank is just as word diarrhea. He cannot help himself. He cannot help himself. He's like the Donald Trump. The YouTube creators over 50.

Starting point is 00:26:57 Beautiful. Yeah, because it's Frank, you just said, no one would come to this. First of all, he said there were six steps. There were six steps. He went into the six steps, but now there's two bad asses. He wants you to know there's a Venn diagram of bad asses.

Starting point is 00:27:09 And by the way, if people are self-selecting themselves as non-bad asses because they're watching this video, and now you're telling them there are pieces of shit before the video even starts. It's like, Frank, come on, man. Call me. I can help you with this content. You don't want to be bad ass number two. Be bad ass number one. That society looks up to.

Starting point is 00:27:31 After all, being a bad ass is not about being a prick. It's just being above mortal men. It's the mortal man. Ah. Ah. He's not about being a freak. It's just about acting like one. Right. He's not about being a freak. It's just make it sure everybody else thinks you're a more told man. More told man.

Starting point is 00:27:55 More told. More told. That mortal. More told. Hmm. That easy and everyone will look up to you. All right. Let's go. I hope everyone will look up to you. Man right, let's go. But everyone will look up to you.

Starting point is 00:28:06 Man, these early videos are full of piss and vinegar, aren't they? Gotta slow down on the HGH or whatever you're drinking for breakfast. Tidio guys, tip number one, it's dress sharp, slick, and intimidate others. Why? What? Int, and intimidating others. Why? What? Intimidate others. Where are we going? I'm confused on the timeline here.

Starting point is 00:28:30 Don't worry about it. You're not gonna make, there were six steps. I know six steps in there too. And number one, and then where are we now? You got to dress intimidating people. How is it gonna be slick, if you have love mortal or your piece of crap? How exactly do you dress to intimidate people?

Starting point is 00:28:45 You're gonna dress like Marilyn Manson or I'm not understanding. You got a zoo suit on. You got a zoo suit. So I am thinking. I'm thinking a seersucker. I'm thinking a zoo suit. A powder blue seersucker suit. I'm thinking a zoo suit.

Starting point is 00:28:57 I don't know, a pen stripe black and white with a red scarf. I'm thinking a rhinestone cross. Hello my baby. Hello my baby. Hello, my darling. Hello, my red-dung girl. I'm thinking of just a crotchless rhinestone thong. Walking into hooters with that on. Oh, there's that. That's the first kind of badass.

Starting point is 00:29:15 The kind that everybody cares about. Yes. Do you want to help it? I'm gonna use a crown. I'm gonna go look at my outfit right after the show's over. Yes, do you want to help it? Do you want to help it? And your piece of crap. I'm gonna go look at my outfit right after the show's over. A true badass is a man who dresses sexy. That's what makes him a badass.

Starting point is 00:29:34 If you... That's what makes you a badass is you when you dress sexy. Yes, sexy. If I had known this, I only known this when I was 20 and feel scared. And if I was the... What dressing, like the average guy out there guess what you're blending in the crowd. That's not a bad ass. We're not here to blend in the crowd. You want to stand out. So that's the ultimate way to make your

Starting point is 00:29:56 appearance you know dominate over the average guy. And also do not forget about your hairstyle. How does that work for you? It works great for me. I'm doing wonderful about your hairstyle. You're... How does that work for you? It works great for me. I'll do it on your phone, my hairstyle. I'm married with two kids. Listen. I'm married with two kids. I'm doing great.

Starting point is 00:30:14 We're badass. We're badass. I'm a taken badass. But yeah, Frank, how much money did you spend on those hair plugs? But I mean, seriously, let's get real. How much money did you spend on those hair plugs? But I mean, seriously, let's get real. How much money did you spend on those hair plugs? And that's okay, people can hear it. I don't care if you have hair plugs.

Starting point is 00:30:30 Listen, I might get hair plugs, I mean, I'm losing that. No, don't get them. Don't get them? I've seen someone first hand that got them. Oh yeah? Someone we know? No. This was the detaining bed that I worked out when I was 16.

Starting point is 00:30:43 And it looks like actual hair plugs You know the sagaclal plugs. Yeah, yeah, there's there's good kind of hair plugs. Yeah, it's highly disturbing kind of hair plugs Sure, so here are you doing the same thing every day? Are you wearing your hairstyle the same way? Are you having your facial hair growing the same way? Are you clean shaving? It's not a bad ass a bad ass is a man who changes it up and get Clean saving One day you got a mustache next day you got to go to you then you got a flavor saver make sure the sideburns are down to here clean yourself up take your eyebrows off Put some silly string on your head.

Starting point is 00:31:25 Some horn's off. Yeah. Put this silly string in it. The hair and a can on your face. She's not a bad. She's about to shave off your chest hair, paste it on your chin. Put some people carrying your ears. That's a badass. He's always changing things. He's gonna make yourself look different. Part of being a badass and making sure no one knows who you are. Day to day.

Starting point is 00:31:51 Make yourself unrecognizable. I love you, Frank. You make no fucking sense whatsoever. Absolutely not. No fucking sense. I don't get what the fuck you're talking about, man. I'm so sorry, Ben. But I love it. I just just saw it. I want to follow. I don't get what the fuck you're talking about man. I'm so sorry, but but I love it I want to follow the steps, but there are no steps. Yeah, I want to be with you here on this one, but you just clean shaven The first kind of first kind of badass

Starting point is 00:32:20 Isn't a pretty just talks like one That's me This isn't a prize in a cracker Jack boxes to your facial hair That's a big deal that's hanging out here facial hair. What the fuck? Yeah, it's a big deal that's hanging over here. It is. Or you're a lot. Well, I mean, most people just don't populate a beard in a day.

Starting point is 00:32:50 I mean, that's something that takes a minute to grow. I mean, let's hear like me, and you just have hair all over the place. But, yeah, oh my god, Frank, you're, I don't know what you're talking about. I like the gluing of the pubic hair on the head face. Yeah, I think that's a, I think that's a new trend. It's a new trend. A mysterious look. It's the pubes dash. Brian, is it, so, some of them look different about you.

Starting point is 00:33:16 It's my pubes dash. What did you do? Where did you go? Oh, look at this barber shop. I got my new pubes dash. And they shaved my pubes and put it on my brow. Not my brow. New from Povacacooler 3000, the pubes dash.

Starting point is 00:33:32 Are you sick of being a pilot shit? Do you want to stand out in the crowd? Povacacooler 3000 has got you covered. A new line of pubes dash. The pubes beard. The pubes wig. Yeah, a pubes saver. pubes sideburns.

Starting point is 00:33:55 The ladies love them. They love to run their hair to you pubes dash. You like the fill's baby? He needs to be all my journals. What's that smell? It's my pubestash. Oh! Something's different about you.

Starting point is 00:34:13 It's my pubestash. I don't let you in a little sec. Yeah, don't forget about Bavaka Cool 3000 pubwigs. You two can have realistic realistic. Realistic. You have on your head on your head or or beard or brow or nose or yours. Anything.

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Starting point is 00:34:57 Stary mysterious. This or to this or this look. Just know that he snapped, I know, just know that he's snapping his fingers and he had like me. He had like a five o'clock shadow, the one that I'm always carrying around. And then he snaps his finger, the five o'clock shadow is gone.

Starting point is 00:35:12 Then he snaps his finger again and his hair goes from like a little bit of street gray to completely jet black and it's like slick back. You're not seeing me in a leather jacket, ripped up shirts, ripped up jeans or some beat up cowboy boots, okay? That's the stereotype for a prototypical badass. That's not really- Kid rid of those ripped up jeans.

Starting point is 00:35:36 Mom jeans are in style. Ha ha ha. Bad ass. That's it. This keep on going. Bad ass is a well styled dress defined man. It's well styled dressed and defined man. Well, listen, well, most of us are well defined.

Starting point is 00:35:53 But here's the thing, Frank, is that if you watch any of Frank's videos, post this video, what you will, it's Frank's outfit is specifically leather jackets ripped jeans and ripped shirts. Yeah, ripped shirts. That's all he wears. He is basically a... Well, he said that that's the old... Oh, that's the old Frank. No, that's the old notion of what a badass is. Ah, okay, he's the new notion. He can get away with it because he's not a pile of shit. Frank is basically a walking-ed Hardy commercial.

Starting point is 00:36:20 Yeah, but where are the six steps again? I don't... We're still on step one, I think. It's gonna be a long show, folks, trapping. Enough said, that is a badass. That's all you need to do. What is it? Gentlemen. What is, what did you say? We missed it, what?

Starting point is 00:36:34 All you need to do is what? Is get rid of your ripped jeans? I'm not sure. You gave no information, Frank. No. Not tip number two. You gotta be a perfectionist. Guys, this is extremely important.

Starting point is 00:36:46 You say everything is extremely important, Frank, but the fact is you never give us follow a bit of information we can actually follow up on. To be perfect in anything you do. Now you're probably wondering what does perfection have to do with being a badass? How else is white? Let me tell you why, is because when you become indispensable to people, they need you, brother, you're a badass. It's frank on drugs.

Starting point is 00:37:12 Yeah, I see. I'm pretty sure it's frank's on drugs. Yeah, he's probably. I mean, I don't want to say anything. He could maybe just use better help. Yeah, I don't want to say that Frank's on drugs, because I don't know that Frank's on drugs, so I'm not saying I'm, he sounds like he's hyped up.

Starting point is 00:37:24 And not coherent with the style. Yeah. I mean, that could just be all the red ball or the HGH out of the pubes. He's been sniffing under his pubes that Bavaka, three thousand providing the best pubic hair technology. Number three, it's have the badass body. If you want to be a true bad guy, I got this one covered. Look at his body. I mean, I'm pretty sure that's everybody's main goal is to have a bad ass body. Yeah, by the way, everyone wants to have a bad ass body, Frank, and you can't just snap your fingers and make that happen. No, you don't work out. Why don't you give people like actual tips that they can, like first of all, no one, no one wakes up in the morning

Starting point is 00:38:09 and says, I wanna be a bad ass number one. Like this is not how the world works. And number two, you're good. Goodbye, Rip, James. Goodbye. Take top. Good, bye. Let her shirt.

Starting point is 00:38:19 See you later, facial hair. Yeah, sugar head. If every guy over 50 woke up, ripped like you were with a perfect head of hair Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, you better have the goods to back it up. All right, that means putting your news and get in the gym and get in your penis pump out and the next drinks or two you Better have you know, you know what's not bad ass not having a 12-inch penis You better get in there and put your face and crap. Yeah, your piece of shit You'll never amount to anything in life.

Starting point is 00:39:06 But I know you do. But don't come join our, come join our YouTube family. That's some pubes. It's a few. Pita's pump and hit the gym. You're fine. I'm working out a true badass. Doesn't even have to say anything other than look at my body.

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Starting point is 00:39:55 Look at my body. That's a true bag. Hey, show me! Oh, you can eat buffet look at my body It's perfect perfect Kira myself He's walking down the street and this dude knows that he looks good. He's fit. He's trim You don't even have to say a word he just screams and

Starting point is 00:40:25 Exumes that amen he exumes when that's what you do with a body you exume a body You don't exume You don't ex you don't exume confidence unless it's coming up with the body The corner's office. Well, he said scream it out, but then he said you don't have his green well listen Frank's just trying to give you all options on the table. I'm a badass. I take care of myself. It is so intimidating to the other men out there to look at something like that, especially if you're arm and arm with a girl and you're very inferior to that individual.

Starting point is 00:41:02 Don't be the inferior guy. Be the individual that everybody looks up to and screams, hey man, that dude is a badass. Ugh. Hey Chrissy, that dude is a badass. Frank must just believe whatever Frank must believe whenever he gets in his 1976 Corvette He puts the top down people are just stared at him. He's that guy

Starting point is 00:41:30 People are staring at you for all the wrong reasons Frank. I can guarantee you this They're like who's that fucking old man running around the shirt off He's screaming look at my body. Yeah, look at my 12-inch gag Me what Frank thinks people are screaming about my 12-inch gag. What Frank thinks? People are screaming about my 12-inch cock, my rock hard body, my beautiful hair, and my 1967 Corvette, what people actually think. He's got a small dick.

Starting point is 00:41:52 He's making up for a small dick. Guys, tip number four. It's big. Geez, Frank, so damn, that's a scream. Real badass. Guys, be confident of who you are. If you wanna change into a badass, that's gonna take time. If you change your personality to seek attention,

Starting point is 00:42:15 people are gonna pick up on that. Oh my God, Frank, you just spent the first 10 minutes of this video explaining to people that they need to change their personality, to seek attention, and now you wanna tell people, don need to change their personality to seek attention. Yeah. And now you want to tell people don't change your personality to seek attention. Do you realize this is like this is one of the most vapid videos I've ever heard of in any of the restaurant. Like a cool AI bus thing. Look at my body. It doesn't do the brick wall.

Starting point is 00:42:40 The Taco Bell. Look at my body. Everyone to go, he's high like we are He's been smoking the same shit. We're looking at your body We say your buddy Buffalo house your piece of shit Well, I'll look at that badass over there Well, I'll ask we see you bad ass at booth number five.

Starting point is 00:43:07 What's your piece of shit? You're type two. So you have your credit card as well. You have your credit card type two pieces. Shit. That ass dude, you're going to be a jackass. That's good rhyme, Frank. Wait, what made you a jackass. Be a... That's a good rhyme, Frank.

Starting point is 00:43:25 Wait, what made you a jackass? Uh, if you're not confident, if you're trying to change your personality, to, if you're trying to change your personality to get attention, you're a jackass. Not a bad ass, a jackass. Bad ass takes time. It's like maturity.

Starting point is 00:43:38 You have to build, you're maturity, you have to build your confidence. This is something new that you're walking into. You know, I don't know what your Personality was before but if you do want to be the ultimate badass, that's gonna take time. So listen to what I'm telling you And I'm gonna be talking to you Yeah, yeah listen and just listen join that family of subscribers you beat of shit come join the Frank B family Fucking nobody You ask

Starting point is 00:44:11 Yeah, yeah, cuz they got it. I'm still on earth. There's only one king here and that's Frank Grab some more badass books, read them, and you'll get there. What, what badass books are you talking about? He just skipped right over that. You just assumed we were reading. We're watching. He just assumed we're readers. You got to give us time. You got to prep us, Frankie. I mean, I am a reader, but what does that be reading? I don't know. Grab the books. Probably, you know, us Frankie. I mean I am a reader, but what does that be reading? I don't know. Grab the books. You know, run through a store, say, look at my body.

Starting point is 00:44:50 You're on your way. I would imagine it's the Motors and Tits edition, February Motors and Tits edition. Uh. Just don't rush the process. Tip number five, never hide your displeasures. Always let it show on your face. That you are displeased with that person. If you're talking to them and they are pissing you off or they're annoying you. What kind of horse shit advice is that? It's really weird. I mean, you're- people are looking for hides. Never hide your displeasure.

Starting point is 00:45:22 Never- never never never Okay, always keep in mind that a true monster badass is a perfectionist He doesn't have time for other he doesn't have time to be bothered with his own feelings and being polite Isn't that feeling positive? Time for niceties. Yeah, your busts into this world. Look at people look at your body. Your pure stash. Your view of stash throwing throwing your rib jeans out the back of the car as you're driving down the highway. Color in your hair black. Putting that spray on hair on your forehead.

Starting point is 00:46:03 Putting that spray on hair on your forehead. Please some hair plugs on your chin. Just makes sure people know that you're pissed off. That's right. When you do it, make do with your chip on a shoulder. No one enjoys the company more of somebody that's got a chip on their shoulder. Take it from me. It's pleasure. For people's idle chatter.

Starting point is 00:46:23 All right. He's committed to excellence. And if there's a mumbler stumbling, that it's just sitting there wasting your time, you don't have to be rude, but as a bad boy, you kind of gotta give him the stairs, like, really? What? You don't have to be rude, you just have to murder them.

Starting point is 00:46:43 Don't be rude, just make sure they feel like shit. I'm gonna stare. If you're type one, if you're type one, you wanna make sure that type two understands just how shitty of a human being they are. Just letting you know that. It's your job as bad ass number one to degrade bad ass number two.

Starting point is 00:46:57 That way there'll be no more new bad asses. That's right, there's only a few spots for bad asses. You don't wanna crowd it with a bunch of idiots. Exactly, all those ripped up clothes, they rid of the window get them on fire drink gasoline that's a bad guy that's a real bad you doing here and simply push that person on because you're a bad boy or six it's all about your presence if you want wanna be a bad boy, it's gonna start probably with your walk, all right? So if you're walking, like you got a little too. Oh my, are you a little bumbley?

Starting point is 00:47:31 Like you know, you're a tweety of your fun. Oh, what is that? I think that's a gayslur. Actually, I think is what that is. I'm 100% sure that that's a, that he's making fun of gay people. I actually have not, well, I haven't't actually did not get this far in the video and so I'm I'm I'm gonna Call this out like I see it now here on this show because I want to let it be known that we do not

Starting point is 00:47:54 He said he said walk like it He said you can know he said you if you want to project confidence and Bad ass don't walk like you have a twinkie up your butthole. Oh, they said walk like it. No, we said don't walk like it. And so I'm going to guess that that's Frank's age is showing here and his prejudice is showing here. So Frank, you're an asshole. Yeah, totally. Yeah, guess what? There are many gay men that I've known in my life that are way more bad ass than you do. Super bad ass. Yeah. Kick your ass on a heartbeat. Oh man, you still come on the show.

Starting point is 00:48:28 I'll still help you with your YouTube videos. But we got to straighten that lingo out, buddy. This is one of those times when it would behoove you to actually keep your thoughts inside of that clunky head of yours. All right, you're in a little bit of trouble. So you're going to even work on your walk. Again, you want slow walk, arm swinging. You know, you want to be staring straight ahead

Starting point is 00:48:46 You want your balls clanking around your knees Arm swinging arm swinging arm swinging what swings with their arms anymore. What is that? Like a robot people pop. Oh, boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo Look at my body. I am badass. My name is Frank. I Do not like gay people or pieces of shit. I will let you know if you're either Hey, you know if you're you're walking through a crowd of people you want to you want to keep your focus centered and don't let anybody know that you're noticing them You are the one that wants to be noticed. And trust me, they're looking. They're looking because you do. You have the swagger, you've got the body, you've got the look, you've got the add-ons.

Starting point is 00:49:34 You've got the look. You've got the look. You've got the look. Shobadoube. Do do do do. In my book. You've got look. You've got look. I just got to say, you've got to look.

Starting point is 00:49:45 I just got to say, another seven and a half minute video with useless information from Frank. Let's listen to the last couple of seconds of what he has to say, but I mean, again, he has given you no information, except for change your hairstyle frequently every day if you can, which I don't even know how you do that. Throw out the rip clothes.

Starting point is 00:50:01 But keep them because you'll need them in the next video, I guess Frank. Swing with your walk. Swing with your hands. Yeah, better not walk like a gay guy because I guess that's not bad I'm not really sure what what that meant but whatever Soon congratulations you are a 50 plus bad boy those are just six quick tips and how did he come a badass? I something tells me I something tells me I have a feeling that Frank probably has like 60 more of these if you let him go on and on. What do you think?

Starting point is 00:50:30 Oh, I'm absolutely sure of it. He's just full of it, isn't he? Yeah, but that's just Frank. I'm getting a girl's vagina. Frank's gonna show you how. If you wanna waste the bunch of fucking time, yeah, Frank's gonna show you how. Frank's gonna mumble all day long. Go for it, go for it, go for it. Frank doesn't like people that mumble, but then Frank is the guy who just,

Starting point is 00:50:58 I mean, Frank doesn't like mumble or, but Frank has yet to figure out at his game too. Yeah. Again, I want to see somebody that took the steps, what have they be you? I don't know what the steps are. I don't know. We've got a couple of these now,

Starting point is 00:51:16 and I still don't know any concrete advice. We've got to grab some books. It grabs books. Throw that clothing out, shave your face, and then put the hair right back. Say it's a hair because you need it tomorrow. You're gonna be too much on, that's right. I wanna take betterhelp.com for sponsoring this episode

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Starting point is 00:52:21 I'm like this like halfway through the camera. Hey You're up here, I'm down there. I've got no light on, so it's just like I'm entirely blacked out and you've got too much light on. Yeah. Oh my God, it's a whole fucking mess. But look, I think we got it kind of straightened out now and we got more wires in here today that we've over had.

Starting point is 00:52:41 And I'm gonna add another 12. I don't even know what we're gonna, we have to get a space. I think that's the next step here. I think we're gonna have to get out of this little corner of my house. And we're gonna have to go somewhere. I think so too.

Starting point is 00:52:52 Yeah, but that's okay. That'll give us a good. That's good. That's like we get out and now we're like actually doing a job and having the first dose of the vaccine. I'm getting this the first dose soon. Congratulations. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:53:02 And take the vaccine. Yeah. That's the way we all get out of this. Yeah, don't be a dumb dumb. Don't be a dumb dumb. Hey, listen, if you trust Pfizer with getting your cock hard, you should trust Pfizer with saving your life. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:53:14 You eat stuff at, I heard this on, on Howard Stern a couple of days ago, and I forgot who said it. Oh, I think our Cineo Hall said it. You walk into Chipotle, not knowing what the fuck they're putting in their meat, and you eat it every single day. But you won't take the vaccine because you think

Starting point is 00:53:29 there's like, you know, nanoparticles are gonna blow up your brain or what, don't be a dumb, dumb, take the fucking vaccine. Yes. So we can all get out of this. Yes. And we love you. We love you.

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