The Commercial Break - Platitudes = Attitudes!

Episode Date: December 21, 2022

Then difference between the life you have and the life you want is...Positive Friends! Frankie B let's us know that platitudes & attitudes! As Season 3 draws to a close TCB checks in on their old buddy Frank. This video Frank tells us how to manage our time and be a better person! The old "I'm on the phone" trick doesn't work on Insta Bryan get's busted with the old "I'm on the phone" trick How did the "Aliens" make it in to the show? Qatar hosting the World Cup is BAD Bryan defiles Disney You can get high at EPCOT! Frankie B tells how to be a better person Frank tells us to get new friends! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Top of woodblock. Oh yeah with his dick. Yeah I don't know if I heard this or if this actually happened, but what I hear is Don't smoke pot at Disney World man. I look back and there's a guy sweeping like an old man And I'm like he just said don't smoke But it didn't he will I ran out of there like I was like I was on fire Meanwhile they stayed for the next hour and smoke to join everything was fine Frankie I'm having a problem with a reptile dysfunction get a boner. That's it. Fix your problem. There you go get hard Fuck it up bro

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It's not for everyone, but fact news or fiction is guaranteed in 15 seconds or less. Go to the TCBpodcast.com website to collect journeys. Yeah? Yeah, okay, we'll do that one over again. Okay, let's take that one over again. Sorry. Hey, everybody out there. Just sorry. I was getting some information here in my ear Yeah, yep. Oh, oh they do they want to sign me to a 10-year contract for eighty five million dollars. Okay Hey, everybody out there in a TCB land

Just getting back to you now even though I press live on the camera five minutes ago. Sorry about that Yeah, I'm talking about yeah, I'm just finishing up a call I'm talking about how annoying it is Sorry about that. Yeah. I'm talking about, yeah, I'm just finishing up a call. I'm talking about how annoying it is. And there's one particular person I'm talking about, but I won't say the name. I will refrain from making fun of someone specifically. But there is this gentleman on Instagram, who is a musician, and he's always in the studio for some reason, right?

He's always in the studio when he's doing these Instagram lives and reels and all this other stuff. And this is how it goes. I'll show you, Chris, you ready? Yes. Real pops on. Camera comes on. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yep. Great. Well, we'll do it on the second take. Yeah, maybe I can send it to Shakira and she'll sing it. Hey, everybody out there on Instagram, but the thing is is that every single time that he does this, he's on, he's somewhere out like he's talking to someone else and then he pops into the video. Making it seem like he's actually talking to somebody. When it's clear that he's not doing it, he's very important.

He's talking to very important people on the other side of the head. He was so pressed for time. He's so, yeah, he's had a fit in the real real quick, but between, you know, talking to, I don't know, mutt laying about his brand new album or something like that. I don't even know what the fuck is going on but it's just obnoxious to me it is so very obnoxious to me

and i i i don't know it's like you and follow him it's like the fake phone call never we talked about that i know i could unfollow him but then i would have anything to be angry about come on we all know we do it we all hate watch some of these Instagram videos. We all do it. It's like that time I talked about being on a fake phone call Like pretended I was on a phone call one time to avoid some conversation. Oh, that's normal That you think so I think yeah, well you said no at the time you said no you had never done that But I have done it. I am guilty of it not not often

But I can think of a few times But I stopped doing it a couple of years ago because I got busted. I've definitely done the air pod thing. Yeah, like, were you putting it in just to avoid? Yeah, like, I'm on the phone. Yeah, I do that at the house all the time with the after. I'm like, I'm on the phone.

Can't watch the kids very important phone call happening. Meanwhile, I'm listening to the commercial break. I was making this phone call. I walked, I just got off the phone. I had my ear pods in. I walk into a coffee shop. And when I walk in, I see that there's someone there from my past that I really don't want to have a conversation with.

And so then I just start, like, now I'm scrambling to figure out what to do. And I'm like, hello, yeah, hi, it's me, Brian. It's me, Brian. And this person comes up and I was like, hi. And I'm like, oh, I'm on the phone. But I tilt my phone this way. And you can clearly see there's no call going on.

She's like, I think the call dropped. And I was like, oh, yeah I wonder what happened there. Hey, good to see you. Oh, I forgot I got to go. I got to call this person back. Good to see you Aliens I had a friend of ours ask us the other day what we were what that was at the beginning of the Show and I said oh well. Yeah, it's from the show. We did about aliens and how these people were blaming the aliens For things. I don't know then we went on down a rabbit. We were not a rabbit. All aliens drank the milk the last of milk The shit milk the last of the milk. They shit me as diaper.

Yeah, exactly. That was pretty funny. That was a pretty good episode. Actually, I listened to that. I don't know, a couple months ago. I was listening to it doing the best of her. Something else. Well, asher was trying to get me to watch the kids.

She's like, my water just broke. Aliens, I'm on the phone with aliens. Oh my God, have you been reading about, first of all, can we all just agree now that the guitar, guitar, whatever it is that this, this world cup is our, cut our, that's already a total shit show. And we're just a couple of days in. I mean, I don't know when this is going to air. It's probably going to air in a week or so. But is a total shit show already? They're having problems with the ticketing system. People can't get in. I mean, I don't know when this is gonna air. It's probably gonna air in a week or so. But is a total shit show already?

They're having problems with the ticketing system. People can't get in, there are- Can't drink beer. Can't drink beer. People are now getting- The arm bands? The arm bands. They're getting a yellow, they can get a yellow card.

And find if they wear a yellow, one love. Like, what's wrong with that? Because it symbolizes equality, sexual and gender equality. And what's wrong with that? Because it symbolizes equality, sexual and gender equality. And what's wrong with that? What's wrong with that is that the guitarries just aren't into it. That's not their thing. So they said that, you know, they are, it's illegal to be almost any homosexual activity is illegal in guitar. So even though they knew this, FIFA still puts the world cup there because they're an incredibly corrupt organization.

Yes. But if you watch, so the head of the president of FIFA gives this press conference, this really strange press conference where he speaks in broken English. And what he says is, and also tends, you know, they're saying that up to 10,000 people have died building these facilities. 10000 people have died building these facilities.

10,000 people died building these facilities. Yeah, I was really about that. So weird. So yeah, and so he starts going on and he says, today I am Katari. Today I am migrant worker. Today I am gay. Like the weirdest thing. That's what he said.

He's like, today I'm Katari, today I'm Migrant Orkour, and today I, oh no, today I feel Katari, today I feel Migrant Orkour, and today I feel gay. And I'm like, what in the world? And I realize he's having a hard time with the English language, but what he's, I guess it's like his, you know, trying to pretend like he gives a shit, but what if he gave you a shot in the first place, he wouldn't have put the fucking world cup in guitar. Now, I realize that not all guitarries are bad, and probably a majority of the country I would imagine doesn't think like, you know, the people who are running the country.

I don't know, but it's just so as backwards. It's such a bad look for FIFA, and after all of the drama for so long and all the corruption, and I get it, it happens in the Olympics, it's happening in FIFA, I understand when you're like pitching to be the place where a huge event that people spend billions of dollars at. Right. I get that there is going to be some amount

of corruption and bribery. I understand that's the way the world works. I get it, I'm not stupid. But this is a clear, clear indication of how corrupt FIFA is. It's 137 degrees during the nighttime there, and people are just forgetting about it. They're just like, oh, whatever,

we're going to FIFA World Cup down there. It's just really unbelievable. Second of all, the referees in that first game with the USA, they just were clearly against the USA. Third of all, Disney, rehired their old CEO. Did you see that Bob Iger? Banana is that. Yeah, I like it.

I can't say. I love it. I love it. I love it. I mean, huge Disney fan. All things Disney. All things Disney and a shareholder. And for the last four years, we've been three years.

We've been dealing with this guy named Bob Chepack, who has been done nothing but miserable things for the company He put this stupid reservation system in place so no one can get into the parks He made this my Disney Genie app that's horribly confusing to to navigate and you have to look at your phone all day long when you're in the parks He's spent a ton of money on Disney plus and there's absolutely no return yet and I just won't be for a while I get that but so in the middle of the fucking night on a sunday the board fires him and bob i got a very successful c eo of disney right before bob jay paytale was there for like fifteen years fifteen years he all the sudden comes back and you

think of anything similar that's ever happened and a fortune five hundred company didn't lia coca come back to g e or something like that well i'll go k Didn't liiah coca come back to GE or something like that? Like liiah coca. Well hold on, wasn't Steve Jobs? He did, he did, he left. Yeah, but that was a whole different circumstances. They actually keep him out of his own company and then they brought him back realizing

that he was the visionar. I guess that's all when it comes to minds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. But I'm just so tickled pink about this. And I welcome back, Bob. Welcome back to you. Best to you best to you and now undo everything by paycheck is a call on by paycheck is only cares about

is a fucking money but if they was the bob iger actually chose him so but i guess he chose wrong well yeah you know i think i think chose is like it depends on what your perspective about the word chose is usually that would mean chosen is that someone pointed the finger and said, you do it, right? But I don't think that's exactly how it worked. I think the chair people, the people on the board, they chose and they said, hey, Bob Paycheck looks good for this situation.

He'll probably help our bottom line. But they're fucking tearing apart the magic that is Disney. And I realized Disney is like, you know, it's just a company. It's not a thing. It's not like us, you know, some spiritual experience or something. It's not a thing. It's not like, you know, some spiritual experience or something. It's a company that needs to make. But it is for a lot of people.

It is. Every time I go down there and I get high, I'm like, wow. It's fucking awesome. Just like the old days. We never aired this episode. Oh, we never did? No, we never aired this episode called,

Trippin Disney, but. We did it. It's still sitting there in the can. How many others of those do we? Oh, Chrissy, we've got a lot of episodes in the can that we've never run for one reason to the other. But the whole episode, early in the commercial break, sometimes episodes would, I take one story for my life

and it'd be the entire episode, it'd be like the entire hour. But I I take one story for my life and it'd be the entire episode It'd be like the entire hour, but I ran out of stories about my life. So we started talking about Frankie V So we started making fun of somebody else's life Chrissy wasn't sure how long she was gonna be around so she's like I'm not getting myself in trouble You tell your stories feel free Elsin here alive you want to throw your future professional career down the toilet you feel free And I'm sticking over here That what I signed up for

One of these days she's gonna understand she's gonna stick out the show. Oh, no, I'm here. Oh, yeah You're in for a pound and for for a penny, and for a pound. Literally, I don't think I could get any other show. No, and this is never going away. Somebody's always gonna have a copy of the commercial break somewhere. So we had this episode where I explained that in my trip in Disney.

I love it, I hated that. I know, in my youth, it was, we were probably 16 or 16 years old. And spring break was coming up. And a bunch of us decided we wanted to go on a spring break trip and we were gonna go to Disney World. That Disney World is horribly expensive to go to, even back then, you know, it decades ago

and I was a teenager. But everybody kind of gathered up their money, my dad agreed to put his credit card down for the hotel so that, you know, we could stay and- That was a funny story. He bought, yeah, and he bought all the tickets. And we went down there, so it was like a group. It was like six or seven of us that ended up going to a kind of embassy suite hotel, the kind of-

Is it all of your brothers too? Or was it just Kevin? It was just Kevin and I, and we went. And there was a girl who at the time had a crush on me, but I did not reciprocate it. I felt we were better friends. And somehow we got stuck sleeping in the same bed together, which wasn't all that unusual in and of itself. But what ended up happening was,

the people that we were with, not me, we're bunking up. She wish we were shacking up, but bunking up. So somebody, everybody, everybody included, I don't remember who, but we all had this incredible pile of narcotics that we brought down with us to Disney. I felt it was a defiling a place that I really liked in my childhood, but I went along with it anyway. Of course.

And we all took an incredible amount of LSD, the night that we got down to Orlando. We're staying at this empty seat, so we take this LSD. And one of the that's happening was me and this other guy, who was like this black belt karate guy with long hair, like black belt hippie guy. Like I can't start to explain what he was, but he was super handsome.

He was older than us. He was like three years older than us. He was handsome. All the girls loved him. He had this long locks of hair and he was super handsome. He was much older than us. He was like three years older than us. He was handsome. All the girls loved him. He had this long locks of hair and he was like this. Got, we go now. He gets top of woodblock. Oh yeah. With his dick.

Yeah. With his dick. They got me. The guy was just, he was everything I hoped I could be. I wanted to be like, give him a girl. We go down to the pool and the ElSD, the acid is really kicking in now. Like everyone's just tripping balls, right? And some people scatter, they like, you know, who knows where they go?

I don't know. Yeah, they go into the bush. That's right. They're walking down the road, looking at the trails, and you know, one guy's up in a tree, and I don't know, this is, but everyone's scattered. And the embassy sweets is weird because if you're running at embassy suites They're all suites since the name of the suites But embassy suites are known for their very large atrium. So you walk into the building

They're usually 12 to 15 stories high But there's rooms only around the outsides and then the inside is covered But it's just a huge like if you go up to the 15th floor You can look down the balcony and see the atrium in the first floor. Like it's just that's how it is. And so this is a little scary when you're tripping balls. So some people were like hunkered down. We had the 12th floor or something.

Some people are like hanging on to the railing on the 12th floor. Basically we have now just totally caused chaos at the Embassy Suites. But me and this guy, let's call them Adam. Adam stayed in the indoor pool area And we got into the pool and all the sudden we started having a water Fight and I don't mean like a water fight like we were throwing water at each other I mean we were taking our arms underwater and doing like karate moves and the water was like coming at us. Oh. It was as if we were in a real fight, but we were just using the under, like the water.

I can never explain this to you, but there's this moment that happened between me and this guy. I'm in the matrix, but you run the water, yeah. Okay, so, trip in trails, I think he looks like a lion with a mane, and then he starts talking to me, but I'm not sure who's talking to me. Like, I think it might be him, but I'm not really sure because all this water's running

around and all this other stuff. And he goes, you need to sleep with her, bro. It's like sleep with you and sleep with, you know, what's her name? And I'm like, oh, okay, or tell her you don't love her. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm getting these messages from him. I get back upstairs into the room. 75 hours later by my account.

I have four hours. So many hours later. Yeah. So like a prune, I'm like a prune. We've been in the pool all night long, tripping our balls off, pretending fighting. I'm sure people are walking by going with their kids, like they have their towels and they're ready.

Like they're like floating. Oh, never mind. Come here kids. We're gonna go to the bar. Daddy's gonna give you his first beer stay away from those guys They're either gay or trippin but either way I'm out So I go back upstairs and this girl is not in the room at the time But there is like a 55 page note that's on my pillow and this 55 page note is like

Declaration of Love. Yes. It's like a declaration of love. This is the moment. Now is the time. We should do this. Boba, Boba, Boba, Boba, Yadi, Yadi, Yadi. I got so, I was so weirded out by all of you.

Right. It's a lot savvy. I ended up like locking myself in the bathroom for a couple hours. And then, you know, we go to Disney the next day. And the park's starting to shut down. And my one of the people with the trip with us is like, I smoke a joint. Man, let's get the edge off this acid. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, you can't smoke a joint in Disney. It's defiling the place that we love. I start this argument.

Where are you in the, what's the international, where there's the, all the, yeah, the world showcase. Yeah, that's where we are. We're in the world showcase, right? And somebody is suggesting they smoke a joint and I am arguing with them. And there's nobody in the park.

It's already closed. People have left, like all it is is employees walking around sweeping up stuff, right? And I just, I don't know if I heard this or if this actually happened, but what I hear is I don't know if I heard this, or if this actually happened, but what I hear is, don't smoke pot at Disney World, man. I look back and there's a guy sweeping like an old man. And I'm like, he just said, don't smoke pot at Disney World.

I ran out of there like I was on fire. Meanwhile, they stayed for the next hour and smoked to join, everything was fine. Ha, Of course. But I'm a Disney shareholder. Hahaha. So, I guess I'm not going on Disney's approved media list any time soon. Maybe not. But I have to say this is like the super good news is that Bob Eiger is back to stem the bleeding that has been going on with this guy, Bob Paycheck.

Love, Disney, hate, Disney, whatever. It is an American institution. It really is. You can't, I mean, if you do not love Disney now, have fucking children. And then tell me that Disney does not become a part of your life because it does. There's very few places you can go to get family-friendly entertainment. And one of them is Disney. Yeah, and rides. I love Disney. Yeah, and rides.

I love rides. Oh, I love rides, too. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Speaking of rides, Chrissy, I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do like to do, and you know who popped up.

Ah, Bob Iger. Frankie B. Ah, uh, uh! You know what time it is? It's time for the commercial break inside of the commercial break. And I'll keep it short because you already know. 855-TCB-8383. That's 1-855-TCB-8383. Is how you get a hold of us directly?

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and the person i was having coffee with explain that uh... she was a fan of the commercial break she had listened this was unexpected that i i i didn't know that she was listening to the commercial break and i said thank you and you can't take it all inside and then as we were leaving she said yeah i really like the show you know please tell christia said hello but i do have one great but i I'm like, what's that? And she's like, I really feel like you're mean to Frankie B.

And I'm like, you feel like I'm mean to Frankie B. Well, of course I am. It's a commercial break, first of all, second of all, I'm not really like, we got to admit here. Frankie B is kind of a douchebag. He is when he puts his self out there, you know? And it gives bad advice. That's right. puts his self out there. He gives bad advice. That's right.

So we're going to make fun of that bad advice. It may not have happened yet, but someone is going to take the commercial break and do the same thing. Do the same thing. Yeah. And I am fully prepared for it. And I hope they invite me on the show to join in because if anybody can make fun of the commercial break, it's Brian and Chris.

Hello and ad ladies and gentlemen and welcome to my channel. This is your first time here. My name is Frank Bernardo. This channel is geared for all guys in their 50s and 60s who want to up their game. Look and feel better about themselves. You think it was good? What's that? He needs to get his roots down. Yeah, he's looking a little gray up top, huh? Is it just me or does he look considerably older than he did the last time we saw him? I am Brett and Mortann. Yeah, look at that. I'm so sad.

I'm so sad. God damn. So, everyone in my life is trying to get me to stop going to the tanning bed. I only go once every 10 or 12 days or whatever it is. I'm not going every day to the tanning bed. So Chrissy comes in the other day with a bottle of water. It's got this label. There's some fancy labels.

It just looks like a bottle of water. And she's like, it's bronzer. It's bronzing. It's bronzing water. It's bronzing. Bronzing water. Bronzing water. So when she left, started sprangin' on my face. And I was like, it looks good.

Yeah, I go, I walk out and no shit, Asher goes, did you go to the tanning bed? And I was like, I did not, but it worked. See, I'm trying to win you. I'm trying to win me off. I'm tanning bed. You, the dermatologist, my wife, my in-laws. Next, I'll just but it worked. See I'm trying to win you. Yes, we're trying to win me off. You the Dermatologist my wife my in love just get your body sprayed. Oh, yeah, I'm putting the stuff straight on my dick

I need a little color cock I knew a little cock coloring Yes, and lifestyle rocket Oh, yeah Rocket Rocket Oh Yeah Nothing gets me more excited here on the commercial break than watching the beginning of a Frankie V video Because I know we're about to have a fun time Look at that young lady Yeah, I know I can't believe you have me something. How many times have you done Frankie? I'm saying you got caught in a rut where you've got so many things to do and you just

don't know where to start. You might want to start one thing and then all of a sudden you're thinking of the second and third thing you got to do and then every time I watch one of your videos Frankie. That's a bit of a pop some after all. I know. Some by-vans. Fourth and fifth, and then what happens? You end up getting nothing done,

because as soon as you start the first thing, you're worrying about everything else. Okay, what I wanna do is I wanna give you eight tips on what I do daily to get through my day. I'm just like you. I got. Oh my God. Is he literally gonna talk to us about time management?

I believe so. This is incredible. Frankie's YouTube channel is like, is a macro of the micro. Any one of his videos, he cannot stay focused on something for more than 15 seconds. But he's gonna tell us how to stay focused. Absolutely. Well, he's like, the commercial break of any podcast out there

that needs focus, focus advice, it's the commercial break. This is true. So much going on out there, I do do the same thing. I get caught in the rut, where I've started one thing. Did I ever do a nerve thing? Did I ever do another thing? And guess what? Did I ever do a nerve thing?

Did I ever do a nerve thing? Did I ever do a nerve thing? Did I ever do a nerve thing? Did I ever do a nerve thing? Did I'm gonna do another thing? And guess what? And then I'm gonna make a video, and then I'm gonna talk about this, and then I'm gonna talk about that. And then I'm gonna drive my car, and then I'm gonna play golf, and then I'm gonna go on Tinder for 20-year-olds. Nothing gets done. So, before we get into this video,

you just can tell if you do like it, give the video a thumbs up, because it'll help my channel grow, and don't forget to subscribe. Tip number one, you're not overwhelmed. You're just unorganized. Here's four things you can do to be-

I thought it's tip. I was at a tip. Tip number one. That's a declarative sentence. That's it. And then wait, he's about to give us four things. There's gonna be a long video guys. Strapping, it's point one dash a.

Right, because there's eight tips, but we're going four tip under the first tip. I know. Tip to tip. You remember that we were talking about like vacation in the movie? One of my other favorite, like when he was watching, when she's watching the dishes, handing them

to him to put in the dish, watching he just put them right back up. I just dried them One of my other favorite parts is when they get to the Rocky Mountains like that hotel and the Rockies are in the Grand Canyon Yeah, and he's like this. He goes he goes number one Ellen and B When he gets caught. Yeah, it's crispy brinkly Yeah, wake up earlier create a to-do list, set deadlines, and stick to your schedule. Tip number two. Okay.

Okay. Alright, that kind of made half sense. Thanks, Frankie. Yeah. Oh, stay focused. That was the first time that. Yeah, in the real world. No one's ever talked about making a list.

In the history of time management. Oh, not out. About making lists. Wait, come earlier. Easier said than done. Frankie's waking up at 3.30 in the morning because he doesn't have anything to do. Except for thinking about the next bad video he's gonna put out.

Old, everybody wants results, but no one wants to stay focused. Get between your current life in the life you want is called focus. Focus! That was tip number two. The life between the life you have and the life you want is called crystal meth. Smoke it.

Don't ruin your nose kids. 100% on one thing. Don't focus on five things and only get 20% where are you going with that? Number three. Okay, okay. That's great. I'll just put myself right into focus. I mean, if you're having trouble with focus and your advice is stay focused. Oh, Frankie, I'm having a problem with a reptile dysfunction. Get a boner.

That's it. Fix your problem. There you go. Get hard. Fuff it up, bro. You have to make gradual improvements. You can't go all the way up to level 10 with level 1 habits. Give me a few examples. Like, okay. Level 10. Which level are you on, Frank? Level 1 happens.

Level 1 happens. Unfocused. Level 2 happens. Get focused. Level 3 happens. Stay focused. get focused. Level three haven't. Stay focused. Say you want to start reading a book, but you take the manani of reading the whole thing, okay? That means... Say you want to read a book, but... Let's say you want to read a book, but you have trouble with reading. You don't really want to read the whole thing. You want to get the whole thing. Here's what you do. Read half of it. Focus on that. You don't really know all the things. You don't really know all the things. You don't really know all the things. You don't really know all the things.

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You don't really know all the things. You don't really know all the things. You don't really know all the things. You don't really know all the things. You don't really know all the things. You don't really know all the things. You don't really know all the thing. You don't want to think about writing 30, 40, 50 pages, okay? Start writing one page. If you want to work out, oh my isn't that how most writers do it? When you read a book, don't you start with just reading one page? Is that telling us how to get to the end? Just start with one page. I was gonna start by reading 30 pages. He said that it made him want to throw up in his mouth.

Why do I not find that hard to believe? The anticipation of having to go to the gym every day and working out and building a better body. I know that's horrible. Start with working out one day. Always remember minor improvements over time. We'll need a big change. I have to say that a while back we reviewed a video and went she said you need to work out six days a week. He said six days a week. Yeah. Yeah. He said I'm like all in. Yeah, you're all in or not. I think Frankie's time management program is more like a half-ass motivation program. It's making little to no sense.

Besides that one time he told us to wake up earlier. So, yeah, maybe that makes sense. Yes, in your life. Tip number four. Start looking at things diagnostically. Instead of focusing on the negatives, ask yourself this, what am I in control of? What can I do better? And how can I improve things a problem

Salvi mindset will always get you through the roblox number He's like Carnegie himself Problems having mindset this reminds us go back to the beginning of this commercial breakup So if you can even remember I can't I can't When Brian was talking about our... We were talking about our friend who was like, I can't remember all the things that I did. Hey, everybody's me from Instagram.

Right. He's in the middle of singing a song. I can't recall all the times I'm going on life. Okay, let's recall that. That's the same person who puts out all of these platitudes. But the platitudes aren't the normal platitudes, like I don't know, the longest journey starts with one step, or you know, there's no I in team, whatever.

He makes up his own, and they're horrible. They're like, just remember, it's me. And if you have problems running the marathon, and you fall down, someone's gonna come along and bring you water and that's how everything on this earth grows. Live to be better. It's the horrible, horrible platitudes. I think Frankie has literally read one page of a bunch of motivational books and taken some hints and now he's making a video about. Five, create a high volume network.

So what this means is it sounds cliche, but you know, you are who you hang with. And if you're hanging with negative people, with just a horrible outlook on life in business. Hey, I love my, I love my super negative friends. They make me feel better about myself. Well, I can't do anything like, I love my, I love my super negative friends. It makes me feel better about myself. Well, I can't do anything like that. I can.

I'm not making any money. I'm not making any money. Yeah, if you're hanging out with a bunch of losers, you're bound to be a loser. That's right. I want to see who's Frankie's hanging out with. I'd love to be a fly in the wall for a dinner party with Frank.

Oh, like a boy's night out? Yeah, like a boy's night out or just like a, I don't in the wall for a dinner party with Frank. Oh, like a boy's not out yet like a boys night out or just like a I don't know like any event he attended with a social circle I want to see how he would interact with the rest of his crowd. Oh, you know He is that all that oil on this hair is gonna make him just Anything in general what's that gonna do? It's gonna bring you down You know you need to separate yourself from those people and you need to hang with positive people. Now I'm not saying you could just...

Hey, it's me, Bruyne. I know I've been friends for like 40 years, but I got to get really old and bring in the new. Don't call me anymore. Remember that one time you said you were having an argument with your wife? It's you'll hold and bring in the new. If you don't call me anymore. Remember that one time you said you were having an argument with your wife. It's really negative. It's frowning to be down, man. I'm out. And then hang out with more positive people. Okay, Brian. Well, good luck finding them. Do you have any group of friends you're hanging out with? Not currently, but I'm just taking some advice from Frankie. But remember, to read a whole book, you got to start with one page.

So I'm getting rid of you first. Sorry, hopefully you can't be friends anymore. You're pretty negative in that last video we did. How do you just get rid of a group of friends? Yeah. Fun. And get positive people. But you got to network yourself.

You got to do the right things to surround yourself with people with a positive. Oh, networking. Hey, Brian, great. Nice to meet you. Everything's great. This isn't in the great day. I have a great networking event. Will you be my friend?

You seem like a positive and focused person. I'll be friends with you. Uh, sir, did you buy a ticket to this event? Stop focusing on the negative. The good news is I'm being dragged out by the security guards. Why are they so negative? Why does that guy want to come to an insurance seminar anyway? To find new positive friends. Look, tip number six, it's read quality books. You can get a great ROI from reading books.

That means return on investment. Hey! That what it means, Frankie. Return on investment. From books? I don't know which line that goes in on the P&L. Hey, I know, hey boss, I know it's been six months since I've been here and I haven't made any sales yet, but I'm reading a lot of books

They're gonna ROI big time big Lee Big Lee I'd run the light to call you and forget quarterly review. This is third quarter in a row. You've made no sales But are you counting my books that I've been reading. Stop looking at the negative. Stop looking at the negative. Start looking at how many books I've been starting. I've read one page of 12 books. We're going to ROI big time. That means we turn on investment. I don't think this is gonna make that woman feel any better about how we're treating Frankie. It's just too good. Yeah, come on.

You gotta give us a break on this one, so chod. We're having so much fun. You can get decades of knowledge just by reading a book for a few- decades! Books have been around for 10,000 years. A frickey's going decades deep. You can get decades. We've literally had books since the late 80s. hours. the time, money, and mistakes, you're saved yourself are far worth the investment. so make reading a daily habit and you'll get yearly returns.

alright, winding down over here. so thank god. winding down. why do I have a feeling winding down is not in the same sentence as Frankie B. ever. tip number seven is get into deep work. Let's just picture your life as currency. No deep tissue, deep work. I'm using my half hard cock for some deep work right now. Deep work. I can't wait to hear what this explanation is.

How you spend that currency is your biggest investment. Go off hours. Okay, okay, it just came to me. Chrissy, remember when Brian got a divorce and then he for five years he sat on a mountaintop with his booties monk robe and his singing bowl. Yes. It's all everybody. He was holding space for that.

Right, and the way it ran for us. That's right. I think Frankie is going through a moment like this after his breakup and he's reading a lot of self-help books And this is why he's he's shooting us this video Okus on one thing Remove all distractions and guess what you're gonna be ahead of 90% of the people They're out there. So the eighth in final chip. What was the tip? Is that deep work? Deep work out there. So the eighth in final chip. What was the tip? Is that deep work? That's what I want to focus the deep work. I think it's a different. I'm like it's going to self-reflection or some inner work or you're going to touch

your tattra or get your vachakra or something like that. But he just says stay more focused. It's fine your purpose. You know, if you don't have a purpose in life with a direct plan, it's very hard to live a fulfilled life. Because you're always just living in this bubble of things that you have to do, things you wanted to accomplish, things you never got done. And if you don't do the eight things that I told you, that you're literally gonna have an unfulfilled life. I'm giving you the keys to the kingdom. I've been reading these eight books, one page at a time, and here's what the... For decades.

Here's what the intro said on each of the... Yes. What is he talking about. Brought is gonna continue and continue and continue. I know this is gonna be hard, all right? It was hard for me at first. It's hard to stick to a plan. It's hard for change.

Anything worth it in life is gonna take change. So listen to these, anything worth it in life is gonna take change. So listen to these. Anything worth it in life is gonna take change. Yeah. I don't know anybody who still takes change. I think there's a shortage on quarters and nickels. I'm just sharing that. It's for Vachat with you.

Tips, it starts implementing them. You ain't gonna do them all at one time because, again. You ain't to do that. What's that song? You ain't got to come around here no more. If you are an overwhelmed person this again could become overwhelming. So again start out. I don't even know what you asked us to do. I remember point three if your own focus get focused Yeah, I wake up for a start out with tip one maybe tip four then incorporate tip two and you can literally bounce around my tips They're interchangeable

Start with deep work first, which I don't even know what it means, but it sounded good in the book. I read know what it means, but it sounded good in the book I read. Dave, work. Go to seven. Do yourself a favor. Save the video. Watch this video several times. You can't just pick up. What's up, Gary?

Yeah, why is it so loud? I mean, I've heard that question about us a few times too. That's true. But he is really yelling very loud. Yeah, it's like volume is way. Very full, porous. Very forceful. And he's telling you to save the video and watch it again. Like he's like Eckhart Tola or something. Like

he just gave us some nugget of truth. Like we're watching a speech from Obama. Yeah, I mean, it's like the one generalized thing. It's very very generalized. Time and say, okay, I'm going to remember, you know, everything Frank said, that's not going to happen. By the way, this video six minutes long, I dumped in everything you need for a purposeful life. The name in this video is, tip time management tips for those over 50. I don't think he gave us one time management tip.

I don't think he gave us one time management tip. No. Not one. Deep work. Be purposeful. Focus on this. Read books. Do yourself a favor. Watch the video several times.

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Rockin'. Oh man, I just love me a good Frankie B. I'm just love me a good Frankie B. I have to encourage people, really. Please go to the YouTube channel so you can see Yes Frankie Bee because it definitely makes a shame It makes life so much better when you see Frankie Bee

Because you just hear it in a metal thinking, but it doesn't No It's seeing him and hearing him I've heard from a few people they actually don't want to see what Frankie looks like because they've made it up in their head It's like back in the day when we used to have, you know, we didn't have streaming. We just had radio. Sometimes you didn't want to see your favorite disc jockey because you knew you had a picture

of what they look like. You didn't want it to end. But I would encourage, I really encourage people. I'm sending this video straight to Walt Disney Company's Board of Directors because I think they, you know what we we're gonna do after Iger? Frankie B. Frankie B. Couldn't have been worse than Bob Chaper.

Honestly. Well, Frankie sure does have a time management. Yeah, he sure does. I didn't get one time management tip from that. I don't know if you did, but I did. And wake up early? That's not time management. That's just more misery for someone who's got three kids and a dog.

It won't leave me alone. My kids were at the bed this, I slept with my son last night and they were both like at 7.30 in the morning. They were both in my face whispering to, Hey dad, dad, dad, dad. And I'm finally like, yes. Ah, hi. A couple more minutes! I know, but it's so sweet!

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