The Commercial Break - Pray in Tongues, Girl

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

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And now, I'll be afraid to rub your meat. I love rubbing and touching my meat and getting those seasonings and all the cracks and crevices. On this episode of the Commercial Break, you got to activate your five senses. You know, eyeballs, your ear balls, your anus balls, your balls balls. What are the senses do you have? In hand you're tongue. In taste.

You're tongue. Get down there on a worship girl. Bragging tongues, you know what I'm saying? Speaking tongues like a down there. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, Kathy kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my beautiful co-host, Kristen Joy. Hopefully, a best of you, Chrissy. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. All right. Kathy kittens. Kathy kittens. I'm going to say it once. It's going to be controversial.

And then I'm going to tell you why. Okay. Airbnb sucks. Okay. Okay. Everybody thinks that they are a hotelier. But no one, there's a reason why hotels have been successful for almost as long as we've been on Earth.

And the reason why is because they have thousands of years of experience taking care of human beings when they're away from their natural environment AKA their home Airbnb just has a bunch of fucking morons who Buy places they probably shouldn't have bought and then try and rent it out for extremely expensive prices And I know Airbnb is extremely successful and I have also owned an Airbnb So I'm an idiot who tried to be a hotelier. We went to Spain and we stayed at a couple of Airbnb's in every one of them, all three of them sucked. This is so disappointing to hear because I was excited when you said,

because I said, where are you guys staying? And you said, we've gotten some Airbnb sound. I know, it sounds fun though. It sounds good. You've got a whole house. You've got a whole house to yourself. We had, and we've got multiple people too. You've got many people. Yeah, that's nice to have a house. It's either get multiple hotel rooms.

I'm not saying hotels are right for every situation and I'm also not saying that every Airbnb host is a, yeah, I've had some good experiences. Is a dumb dumb. But, man, did we have terrible experiences? We took a chance going out of the country with them. Well, I mean, you know, you. Did you take the chance?

Yeah, we all know. Now we all know. You're providing a public service. We go to one Airbnb. Let me share this with you. Up in the north of Spain, in a place called Santiago, where the Camino de Santiago is,

the trail that everybody walks up there, you know, go to Google it if you wanna find out more about it, I don't know enough to be dangerous, but I do know that there's a trail that everybody walks through Spain called the Camino de Santiago, which is the Saint of Santiago, and blah, blah, blah, blah. So Santiago is also a college town. It's a place where people retire,

and it's a place where kids go to college. So it's a lot of old people and a lot of young people, and there's not much else there, but it's a beautiful city. Are there influencers? Chrissy, there are influencers. Sorry, I didn't mean to get you on the influencers. You don't even want to get me started on the Camino Day

Santiago influencers. I'm sorry, let's go back. They're terrible, yeah. Okay, so we go there and Astrid before the trip, who did a wonderful job planning the trip, says, Hey, I see this house, it's off in the distance, it's like 10 miles from the actual town of Santiago, it's an old farmhouse that's been renovated.

And so there's room for the kids to play, it's a beautiful scenery backdrop, it's actually on a farm, so there might be animals. Sounds great, right? Kids love animals, whatever. So we get there and we cannot find this place. It's that kind of place where there's like no place on the map where you can actually identify this place is.

So the lady literally has to drop a pin where this is and we have to follow the pin on these back roads outside of town, on these dirt roads, through all this farming community. So we finally find the place and it's a tiny little village. There's maybe like 10 houses in this one little area. And the house, the renovated farmhouse, is there. So we pull up and the lady to my surprise is standing there opening the gate to this

old farmhouse for us that's been renovated, this home that we're staying in. I'm sure it's making sure you got there, say. What a nice lady I thought. Wow, that's really convenient. So the lady, everybody starts talking Spanish to each other and I'm picking up a few words. And the lady seems, for my limited knowledge of Spanish, the lady seems to be rather personiquity right off the bat.

Make sure you don't park in the grass, make sure you park the cars this way, don't lock the garage door here, make sure you park the cars this way, don't lock the garage door here, make sure the gate closes there, make sure that your lights are on and the thing is off and the, da da da da da da da da.

And I'm like, well, it's really nice of this lady to show up and show us the house, but you know, what's all the rules already? I mean, we're just, we just got here, like, you know, you don't have to slam us over the head

with every rule you ever had about the house. Welcome to us with a cocktail. Welcome us with a cocktail or say, hey, it's your house, you know, my house is your house, have fun, don't destroy anything, see you later. Yes. So, the first thing that you have to know about this house is it has zero and I mean zero air conditioning in it.

So it has no AC only heat. Now, 90% of the time in Santiago, that would be just fine, except for July of 2023, when the entire world is baking to death. And this house is as hot as it fucking could be. And the room... Hence the availability. Hence the availability.

That in its 10 miles from civilization. Even if you are walking the Camino Day Santiago, then you'd have to walk the Camino de Shitty Air B&B because you'd have to find this place out in the middle of nowhere. But I'm with it, I'm down with it, I'm like, okay, this is gonna be great. You know, it's just a short 15 minute drive into town.

If we need anything and it's a beautiful location, if it's scenery was certainly beautiful. At least you have that. But there's no air conditioning. And we ask for a crib because we have a child that needs a crib. We ask for a crib and the lady puts the crib in one of the larger rooms. There's like five rooms in the house.

So how many people are you with? There's about 11 of us at that point. Okay, and 10 of them are your kids. 10 of my kids and one is my wife. So there's 11 of us all together and some additional family members. So but everyone has a room. And so we get there, and I get upstairs into this room where the crib is,

and it is as hot as any room in the place. But I also understand that this is the way that Spain can be. Not everybody has air conditioning. Air conditioning is not a worldwide phenomenon. It's only some places that you need it and that you have it available to you. And they're mostly the room air conditioners. Like one air conditioner in there.

Yeah, on the window or on the wall somewhere, whatever. You get to the window, to the window, to the wall, to the window, to the wall. So I'm like, okay, I'll deal with it. We get there at about five o'clock, by the way, I should preface this. So by seven o'clock, everyone's getting settled, pick the rooms, you know, we're all getting

unpacking the stuff and all this. We're gonna spend five days there. So it's not a short amount of time, it's getting settled, pick the rooms, you know, we're all getting unpacking the stuff and all this. We're gonna spend five days there. So it's not a short amount of time. It's not an extended amount of time. It's just five nights. We're gonna spend there. So I'm like, oh, let me check my text messages. So I go to check my text messages.

No new text messages are in. That's weird because I got about a thousand today. So I'm like, ah, that's weird. I can't leave my text messages. I see where this is going. And then an hour later, I'm like, I gotta make a phone call. I gotta call somebody an important commercial break business

needs to be taken care of. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Right. That have to call our fake review guy and give him some more fake reviews. Ha, ha, ha. So I, you know, I dial up the fake review guy on the commercial break to hotline

and I press go and it just says connecting, connecting, connecting, connectors. And then I realize, yes it did. And the dreaded no bars, the dreaded no bars. So here's Brian's reaction. Does anybody have cell phones or something? Right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, me. I got one bar. We have cell phones in our ass! Right. No! No!

No! Not me. I got one bar! Where you got that one bar? I'm in the shitter! Then I'm like, oh! Okay! Follow the glade smell!

Yeah! Follow my stink! Which I'm good at, because I'm just doing that here at the house with blue. It's like, okay, let me see if I can get a bar. I get no bars. I get no bars. Anywhere in the house do I get any bars that at this moment in time? And I'm like, fuck, that's okay.

Let me connect to the internet. I'll get cell phone service to the internet. Through Wi-Fi. Through Wi-Fi. So I go to my Wi-Fi, and I'm looking, and it's searching, and it's searching, and it's searching, and it finally comes up with one weird named Wi-Fi that has one bar, and that bar keeps on going away,

and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and I'm like, well, clearly, they haven't hooked up the internet or something, like, it's not on right now, so. I mean, the farmhouse was in an option on the Wi-Fi. No, I didn't say farmhouse. It didn't say shitty farm house. On to care. So I'm like, well, fuck, man, this kind of sucks.

Let me have Astrid dial up the lady. And Astrid goes, she comes upstairs, I say, hey, baby, I got no internet and I got no cell service. She's like, yeah, no, either dry. Let me call the lady or I'll just ask her. And I'm like, how you gonna ask her? You got to call her, right? You don't have any cell phone service. And she's like, well, she's right next door. And I'm

like, she's right next door. And she's like, yeah, she lives next door. She lives next door. I was one of those. It was one of those. And I'm like, this is already on, it was way uncomfortable. Like, I don't need somebody next door breathing down my neck about the air being be about all her rules and her shittiness and her shitty service. There's not enough towels in the house for people. The shower does not produce hot water. The cell phone service is not existent. The, she gets up, manage to get a hold of the lady. The lady says, we don't have Wi-Fi in that house,

but I have Wi-Fi, you can connect to it. It's the shitty Wi-Fi that I cannot connect to. Oh, no. And she's like, maybe if you go outside in the driveway, you can connect to my internet. And I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait And I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, who You can't even log into some of those services from somewhere outside of the United States. And if you cannot get on Wi-Fi or have the cell phone signal, that means even the shows you've downloaded, you cannot access because you can't open the service because you're in another country.

So I'm like, fuck, I can't even get on Netflix, I can't even get on HBO Max, Max Plus, double D, whatever the fuck they call that now. I can't get on any of these services because I cannot connect to the internet. Once I connect to the internet, I can watch the downloaded shows,. I can't get on any of these services because I cannot connect to the internet. Once I connect to the internet, I can watch the downloaded shows, but I can't connect to the internet

so I can't even open the application. But the other thing is that, we got a little business here that we're running, poorly, but it's a little business that we're running. Oh, so tiny little operation called the commercial right here. And it kind of relies on my ability to get on the internet. I got to, I don't know what I have to do, but I have to do something. I'm nervous. You my ability to get on the internet. I got a, I don't know what I have to do, but I have to do something.

I'm nervous. You said a check in. I gotta check our numbers. I gotta check that we're going from, you know, 40 downloads to 50 downloads every day. And maybe that something's not down. Yeah, of course, yes. What happens if Christina needs to get a hold of me

about some, I don't know, commercial emergency for the commercial break or something. I don't know. But what I do know is that one night away from my phone, I could handle. We did that. We went to my Orca. I put the phone away mostly for the entire time

we were in my Orca, but at least I had it. Right, in case. In case. And inevitably someone did email or call or text about something that needed to be responded to relatively quickly. But tell me how you would feel if you walked into an Airbnb and be Airbnb, Airbnb, Airbnb, Airbnb, bread and butter, Airbnb.

If you walked into an Airbnb, there was no air conditioning, no wifi, no cell phone service, not enough towels, a shower that doesn't work and and and. The worst part about this all, the worst part about this all the worst part about this all is you cannot access your shows to watch while you're in a foreign country. Tell you what I would do and I have done this before and that is immediately. Exit. Yes. Yes.

You can't talk them and say, uh-uh. But here's that working. But drive to wherever you have internet service to do. Okay. Do that. So here is my dilemma. My dilemma is this. I, we haven't put together this trip for us and other family members. We have been the ones leading the charge on putting together the trip.

We designed, they trusted you. Yeah, they trusted us to get this done. This is no fault of, of asteroids or ours or whatever. We just didn't know until we knew. And then when we knew, do I make a stink being the spoiled, you know, brat from the United States of America who doesn't have internet service for a couple days? Or do I just find a way to deal with it and get it over?

So Astrid is soon as I start, you know, a drunken and grown Astrid. You're probably sweating, cause it's so hot. Sweating, walking around in circles. Yeah, now I'm having withdrawal from Tacoma FD or whatever television show I'm watching right now. You know, the Anthony Bourdain shows that I've been, you know, on reruns constantly

in my life, West Wing, whatever the fuck I'm watching. And so I'm walking in circles and I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck, and then I hear, I got a server, I got a signal, and I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And then I hear, I got a service, I got a signal. And I'm like, oh, oh, you got a signal where? Well, right down here. And it's like, walk downstairs. And on the bar top of the kitchen, a kitchen counter top,

there's three phones that are clustered together. And they all have one bar, each of them has one bar. Everyone has found a one spot in the house where you get one bar of service. But mine does not, mine will not do it. So, I- Did you reboot? No, I did everything, Chrissy.

I did everything. So I go upstairs and I'm like, fuck, babe. I don't know, I don't know about all these. I'm gonna, and she goes, we'll just go to a hotel. I already know, I already know. I'm just gonna go to a hotel. Asher does experience with you. I know, she does, she knows that if I'm fussy,

it's not probably not gonna stop. This is gonna get worse. I'm an old man, I need to be, I need to be coddled in every minute. I am kinda spoiled in that way. In this sense, in this sense that I feel like I need to be connected for our business and just because we need to be connected.

And so I'm like, hey, you can't. I mean, it's one thing if you're 21 at Bonnaroo at a campus site, you don't have the bars. But at this point in our life, we deserve bars. We deserve bars. We deserve bars in any location that we go through. Yes. By the way, they have a cable service

that has 352 channels, none of which are in English, but that doesn't matter. I can understand Spanish. I don't care. I can watch the television and Spanish. That part, whatever, I can get over that part. But the thing about being connected, the shower, the top, everything. The Edel at that part. But the thing about being connected, the shower, the top, the everything.

The Edel out of the... And then the lady next door who doesn't seem to give a shit about any of this, nor does she seem to give a shit about this. Wasn't, you should put this on your Airbnb listing front and center. No connectivity at this particular location. So make your plans accordingly.

If I knew what I was getting into, then I could have mentally and physically prepared for this ahead of time. But now that I, or you wouldn't have stayed there. You're goddamn right, I wouldn't have. Goddamn right. So the next morning, so Astrid's like, you want me to just get a hotel room

we'll go there now and I'm like, no, no, no, no, just like, I don't want to be a big baby. I'm already a big baby. I don't want to. You're being a baby about being a baby. I know, I didn't want to be a baby about being a baby. I don't want to be a baby about being a baby. I know I don't want to be a baby about being a baby To say if you had air conditioning, plenty of towels, everything else was going

straight in late, and you just didn't have internet, you could probably have worked around it. Yeah, then I had to stroll around this 10-home town to get internet somewhere. I probably could have dealt with it. So I just said, hey babe, just like, yes, I probably want to go to a hotel, but let's just let me sleep for a sleep for a night, right?

Because it's now it's already dark and it's like, what's the point? We're going to go, you know, 10 miles into town and then upside of everybody. Yeah. The American tourists flying. Yeah. I know. Like Chevy Jason, National Ampoons, I just smashed into the front window. Do you have internet?

I hit a couple of rooms. See, senior, we'll take three. And all about the glass, I'll pay for it. I don't care. I don't think I'm the commercial break. Go commercial break, we'll pay for it. We got a done in brand three numbers, do you want it? So I'm like, let me just sleep on a baby. So everybody else goes to bed. There's a couple of the uncles, my kids' uncles,

are downstairs with their loved ones playing a game into the night. So that's like midnight. And I'm just like, I'm as fussy as I can be because I can't connect to my phone. I can't get on the internet and I can't get any of my chips. I'm hot. I'm hot. And I'm sweaty. Yeah, that never helps. We bought a little fan, like a battery-operated fan for the baby so you could put it like on the stroller

so it wouldn't get too hot. And I got that fan tied to the pillow. So I go downstairs and I'm like, I'm like, let me go outside and see if I can get the internet. So at least I can check. So Chrissy, I go outside of this house, it's pitch black, it's like 12.30 a, let me go outside and see if I can get the internet. So at least I can check. So Chrissy, I go outside of this house, it's pitch black, it's like 12.30 a night. I go outside this house, I go to the front door,

and then I go around near where the gate is, closer to this lady's house, and I do manage to get a little bit of internet. So I open up my apps real quick, so I can get my television shows, and then I try and connect with for an email. I'm not connecting with an email. I'm not connecting with, it's just,

yeah, I don't have enough power to get the internet in and out, but I was managed to open up one of the apps so I can at least download my shows. So I'm like, and then all of a sudden I hear, and I'm like, what the fuck is that? And then I can hear rustling around in the bushes and I'm like, oh shit. That's a animal. I gotta get out of here, right? But hold on my app just close let me open it again and get the internet real surf and then all the sudden I would have fucking nowhere is a goddamn chicken right at my feet

It's You know doing that little thing that does packing yet is like making in the air But, you know, doing that little thing that does pecking, yeah, is like pecking in the air. And I'm like, what the fuck are you on? Chrissy, the chicken started to chase me around the, so here I am, no shoes on, no shirt on. I got my sleeping shorts on, and I'm running around this driveway in the middle of Santiago.

Your night cap? Yeah, in my night, my moo moo, I'm in my night moo moo with my shower cap on, waiting for hot water, and this chicken's like, puk puk puk puk puk puk and I'm like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I don't know the first fucking thing about chickens and I'm like, oh my god, get outta here, what are you doing?

So all I can think of is, okay, Brian, just be calm with the chicken, because the last thing you need is like, someone taking a video of you on, and I'm waiting, the be calm with the chicken, because the last thing you need is like, yeah, so I'm gonna take a video of you on, I made the host of the commercial break, punts the chicken 30 feet down that driveway. So I'm like, get away, get away. I'm like, shooing it.

That would be good content for Instagram. Oh my God, would it? I am shooing this chicken away. So now, add to the list of things. Now we have wild chickens just running all over the property. They actually weren't wild. There was a pen next door and one of the chickens got out. But the chicken was in the middle of the night,

just chasing people. What is it doing? What kind of chicken is that? Vampires chicken. You and I don't think I'd sleep. I thought they were daytime animals. I thought it too. Oh yeah, and then forking forget about it.

You're hot, you're sweaty. By the time it gets cool enough for you to sleep, it's like 5.30 in the morning, and then at 5.37 in the morning. That's when I reach 40 frames. And so my kid who's sleeping with me wakes up and he's like, that chicken, and I'm like, oh, where? It's in the house.

He's like, no, I hear a chicken. And I'm like, okay, that's good. Go back to sleep. And he's like, I want to go to the chicken. Of course, yeah. I'm like, oh my God. good, go back to sleep. And he's like, I want to go play with the chicken. Oh, of course, yeah. I'm like, oh my God. So we get up, Asher takes, they all go out to breakfast somewhere. And I'm like, I got to stay here and try and figure out how to get out of the internet.

Oh my God, you're still trying. Two hours later, Asher, because it takes two hours to eat anything there. Two hours later, Asher shows back up, and I'm like, honey, and she goes, I already booked the room. And I'm like, thank you. That's exactly what already booked the room. And I'm like, thank you. That's exactly what she was doing. Thank you. Thank you.

Go into practice. Yes. Booking the room. So she books the hotel room, and we left, and then everybody else stayed there, because they were perfectly fine staying there. They were like, whatever, we don't need, you know, we're fine.

We'll make that happen. Because they're actual human beings that, you know, are decent. They're not Brian Greens. We need their ass wiped every five seconds. I'm sorry. That's just what I need. But it's just, and so then this lady, all of a sudden, so we leave two of Astrid's family members come into replace us to take that room. Nice. They were going to get a hotel in Santiago. And they said, yeah, we don't mind, you know, because they live in Madrid. They

also don't, they live in Madrid and they didn't have air conditioning. And Madrid is hot as fuck. So they were quite used to this, right? So they came in and they were like, yeah, we're just gonna be over a couple days, we'll stay there. That's fine. So, we call the lady, just to be nice, we call the lady, we text the lady who owns a house. And we say, hey, listen, we're all gonna, we're gonna have a big lunch over there because

they had like a really nice table outside, and a grill, and stuff, overlooking the beautiful mountains of Santiago. So I was, so I said, you know, I had just text her and let her know we're gonna have a couple of people over. So we're allowed to have 11 there, and then we're gonna tell this lady, we're bringing in extra three people.

And she responds right away, no, you cannot have more than 10, 11 people there at any given time. And we're like, no, they're just coming for lunch. We're just going to have a lunch there. And she's like, it doesn't matter. You can't have anybody else over there because the police will come. And I'm like, do you think I was born on a fucking turn up truck? The police are going to come for like a nice farmhouse style lunch. Chrissy, are the police going to come to this fucking house at all ever? I don't know, there's that. Like the Santiago police, you know, they're chasing college kids

around her, high on LSD, stuck in trees. They don't have any concern about you having 13 people and not 11 at your fucking farmhouse. This lady ended up being a real fucking Yahoo. She wouldn't let us have extra people over. Someone moved the crib and she tried to charge us to move the crib back to the room, not even kidding you, not even kidding you. This lady was a total yow.

I hope you left a bad review. I will. Yes. I mean, we just got back. So I'm going to leave a bad review. But this was endemic of every place that we went. One place water was pouring out of the ceilings. Every time we took a shower, water just came pouring down the ceiling. This was the nicest place, nicest Airbnb I have ever stayed in, which not saying much, but nicest place I've ever stayed in Airbnb. The second we turned on the shower, water was pouring down on the second floor, pouring down into the first floor. And the guy was like, uh, sottie. And we're like, sorry.

You're not worried about the water pouring, just put a bucket down there. Put a bucket down there. What am I your handyman now? The power kept going out. We didn't have extra towels. We're ants marching all over the house. This guy didn't give a shit. He gave no shit whatsoever about our comfort.

And so here's my conclusion. My conclusion is, when I go on vacation, I like to be comfortable. Of course. It's just one of those things. I want comfort. And that means having all of the things that I have available to me at my house,

like internet and cell phone service and hot water, but then in addition to that, maybe a luxury here and there, a mint on the pillow. You know, some slippers that I can use after my shower. Now, I realize they don't offer that at the motel six, but, you know, I like to go there anyway. I want someone who has thousands of years of experience taking care of guests when they're out of their

invite for hotels. Something to be said for hotels, Chrissy. And therefore, anytime I can, I'm going to stay at a hotel. I'm just gonna stay at a hotel. Or maybe it's a Europe thing versus an America thing, because I have been to Airbnb's here in the United States that I've been perfectly lovely.

Yeah, perfectly lovely. Me too, and I have had a few duds as well, but I was immediately able to switch. Oh, you were? Yeah, like going to Philadelphia when Tommy was saying in Airbnb and saying, it was blazing hot and their air conditioning didn't work. Oh, you're doing it.

But like, this is not going to work for us. And the guy actually owned a couple of properties and he put us in the work. Oh, you do. But like, this is not gonna work for us. And the guy actually owned a couple of properties and he put us into another one. Well, see, that's the kind of service that you would expect. So when we start, and listen, we are not the kind of people to complain because I worked in the service industry for a long time. I refuse to complain.

I'll complain here on the commercial break, but I don't do it in real life. This is where I complain here and to my wife, who hates me. These are suggestion box. The suggestion box is open when I get into my house but I don't do it out there because I understand when you're providing me a service I would definitely do a review on that place for sure other people

oh yeah yeah they're gonna have to be mean about it you can just say these are the things that we that they don't provide listen the guy who had water pouring everywhere in his house at least he was nice right at least he was a nice guy right we didn't do anything about it but at least it's nice guy he didn't offer a discount he didn't do anything but this lady was a fucking Yahoo from beginning to end and then on top of that she made life difficult for the people who were staying there which was fucking awful in my opinion so here is the world of the story. You know, we're the 17-agers. I mean, you're having a big party. No. You were all adults.

Kids and adults. And like, it's like a, we're family, you know? Yeah, I mean, some of those people, what's the oldest person there of 60s? 60s? Yeah, 60s. Yeah. I mean, that's not.

And then we're going to bring his assorts, grandfather, who's 90 years old, like, I mean, you know, what's he going to do? Drop his drawers and take a dump on your floor. I mean, what is he gonna do? Gives all over your chicken. He's not gonna do that. I promise So my thought my here's the moral of the story kids. Here's the moral of the story the moral of the story is Brian doesn't like Airbnb's and Chickens are indeed nocturnal. They can be.

Chrissy. I expect when I go somewhere, someone is going to worship me. I don't know if chickens are nocturnal. I don't know if that's a moral. Oh, it's not a moral little story. The moral of the story, you might be right about that. It's a total misuse of the English language. The moral of the story is Brian's spoiled brat.

No. No, the moral of the story is stopping a spoiled brat, Brian. No, no, the moral of the story is read the reviews and maybe also don't stay in tiny towns in an Airbnb. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah. Well, you know what, we made it out alive. We tried it.

We tried it. We gave it a try for 12 hours. And now you've come back and relayed the information to me and now I won't do it. You won't go to Santiago to the same farmhouse. Oh, no, yeah, I won't go to a hotel. Yeah, just be mindful about these airbnb's because sometimes you think you're, yeah, I guess it could happen with a hotel too. You could read the reviews and see the things look good and then you show up and it's a shitty experience.

Maybe I just had a shitty experience at a couple different Airbnb's, but it seemed like we strong them together. Pretty good. Yeah, exactly. So, and when I go somewhere, I expect to be worshiped. That's why you didn't, I'm sorry, keep it around you, but now,

now I know, because I was texting you about a couple of things while you were gone, and that's why you didn't respond because you didn't have that. I didn't have internet service. You wouldn't believe the amount of messages that came through when I got that internet service. People were looking for me.

Someone's always looking for me. Why is everyone always looking for me? I'm so bothered. I expect to be worshipped. I expect to be worshipped, and I expect my cock to be worshipped. And so thank God, cock worshipping is becoming a thing on the internet. Have you heard about this?

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you've heard about cockroach yeah oh my god christy so there are some ladies on the internet that i don't know where their heads are at but uh... there is a thing on the internet that I don't know where their heads are at, but there is a thing on the internet, mainly on Instagram and TikTok, where women are sharing with other women how they can worship a cock so that that cock can be more friendly to them.

So they can get what they want out of that cock, I guess, or so that they can show some appreciation for the cock. It's like a little separate entity. It is, it is, but I don't like that line of thinking, but yes, I agree. It is a little entity in the end of its own. It's got its own domain. It's just like a vagina, right?

It's a lot less complicated than a vagina, but it's like your little thing. It's your little area. I know the vagina's connected more to the brain now. Oh yeah, the dick isn't connected to anything. That's what I mean. It's connected to our anus. Yeah.

The dick is connected straight to our eyeballs. That's what it's connected to. Yeah. It's exactly like it. I think the vagina is more, it's thoroughly integrated into the human body while the dick seem like an actor. Here, let's stick a piece of, let's stick a piece of extra skin. I got an extra big toe here. What do we do with it? Ah, stick it on the front. Connected to the eyes. Yeah. Just connected to the eyes. I don't know. Connected to the eyes and some guys connected to the ears. Yeah, there you go. Ah, that one guy connected to his fingers.

Does that? Yeah. But I have never in my life heard such horse hockey as I've heard from some of these girls out there trying to worship cock So without further ado, I was trolling on the internet as you do I do like to do and I found a lady one particular lady Who really wants to tell you about how she worships? Cock it's here worship is worship is She likes to worship she likes to worship and she's to worship. And she's a nature. She's a little nature background there. She does. And if I can figure out how to turn this video on, we're all going to be better people for her. Oh, there we go. Nope. Yep. There we go.

In today's video, I want to share with you how you can worship cock to save humanity. To save humanity. Well, you got me now. I'm in. Wow. Yeah, I'm in. She could have said anything after that. I would have been in on the video. First of all, this video is applicable to you if you want to worship your own cock,

if you're a woman who wants to worship her man's cock, or if you're a man who wants to worship her man's cock. Basically, if you want to worship cock, this video is for you. How many people identify and go, yeah, if you want to worship cock, this video is for you. How many people identify and go, yeah, I really want to worship cock. Well, also how many people went, I thought this was going to be another type of video. Yeah. But yeah, I don't want to worship cock. I don't want to worship cock. I want to see somebody sucking on a cock. That's what

probably a lot of people thought. So why do we want to worship cock? Well, I'm going to reveal some of that later in the video. But basically, this is a way to initiate the beautiful aspects of masculine energy on the planet. We live our lives often wanting so much from other people, feeling like we don't get on internet, feeling like we want more than they can give us. And this creates a lot of strife in our relationship. Here's another one of these pseudo-psychologists

that's on the internet, spouting a bunch of horseshit that no one understands and no one cares about. What are you talking about? You worship the cock to unleash the power on the world? What? Save you man. As if the cock hasn't already unleashed its power on the world.

Yeah. Come on, lady. In all lives, this practice of cock worship is going to allow you to experience profound, deep connection, beauty, divinity within your relationships with people who have a cock. And people. People who have cocks. I mean, people. People who have cocks.

You know those people. Chrissy, this is such a whoreshit. I mean, don't hate the player. Hate the game, but like, Hey, you know, it's to their own to each their own. Do you believe any of this? No, but that's not my own. Yeah, no, no. Well, this? No, but that's not my own. Yeah, no.

Well, this is another human. They're all our own. They're all part. They're all our children. You're all our children, even though some of you are so fucked up. This, quite frankly, is going to make the world a better place. So the first thing to do to worship a cock is to see the divine within the man. See the divine within him, within his body, within his cock. Now this often requires you to tap. Hi, cock, it's me. Hey, girl, now you speaking my language. I've been worshiping them in the cock for a long time. You want to get down here on your knees and break up my cock? Let's see a little testimony. I'm going to get a little worship.

I'm going to get all the hands in the air right now, all the hands in the air. Wave to God and tell them hello, say hello to Jesus. Now I want you to make a little circle with your hand like this. And set up a heart. Yeah, and to start off a heart, I want you to make a little circle with your hand like this. Instead of a heart. Yeah, and to start off a heart, I want you to take one hand and make a circle like a little spyglass like you did when you were a kid. Spine another people. You know what I'm saying? Now I want you to rub up and down. I'm going to come throughout past the collection plate. I'm going to pass the collection cock. It's kind of like walking into Vegas and throwing a quarter in the slot machine. Someone's gonna win. We just don't know.

This is my favorite lady on the internet, by the way, Chrissy. Hey girl. I have that girl. Okay, I'll talk to you. I know I'll be back in two seconds. So I'm just gonna stay right here. Pinto to the divine beauty that lives within you. If you want to bring out beautiful aspects of your lover, of your partner, of the person who you're worshiping, then you really want to tap into your own erotic sensual nature. You can do this by using your breath, by really knowing the beauty and power of...

Just following your steps. Just following the instructions here girl. I already feel like I'm a better person. Ha ha ha ha ha. As jag kark blast. Come on kark. Come on kark. I know you can do it. For your own body. Oh.

As. This is channeling your tantric dekeene or your sexual priestess to really know the softness, the sexiness of your own skin of your own. Well, I don't know girl, but dekeene. I don't know about the softness, the sexiness of your own skin, of your own... Well, I don't know girl, but... D'egin. I don't know about the softness. It's a problem. If you're worshiping and you've got softness, then I think you're doing a wrong girl.

Here, let me show you. It's got to be hard as a staff, like the staff that Moses used to part the seas. All that semen that Moses was parting or whatever he was doing, you know what I'm saying? They're rod and the staff and they're whole nine yards. Did the Dachini and Ponticus get together? By the way, Dachini is what you put on Peter bread and a party. It's the new faith in see for the summer. It's not a monochini or bikini, it's bikini. It's a bikini.

It's a bikini. It's a bikini. I just had bikini at my favorite Greek restaurant. It was delicious. It was delicious. I just had bikini at my favorite Greek restaurant. I said, hey, can you bring some bikini over here? With the tahini, I want some dickini.

Boom body. To really enjoy the voluptuousness of your curves of the way that your body moves. The next step in worshiping cock is to be fully present and activate your five senses. Wait, this is pain that I can't take pictures with the cock like I'm an influencer no girl. You can't selfie Selfie take a selfie with my cock

She said to be present Here Jesus Bless this camera and this woman wants to take a picture with my cock one wants to take a picture with my cog. You got to activate your five senses, your eyeballs, your ear balls, your anus balls, your balls balls. What are the senses do you have? You can taste. You can touch it. You can touch it. Yeah. You can touch it. Yeah. You can touch it on a worship girl. Pregnant tongues, you know what I'm saying? Speaking tongues like it down there. This is so stupid, this girl says. Oh my gosh. And to what you see, really allow your eyes to take in the majesty, the color, the beauty, the vividity of life. I've been saying that this whole time.

Look at my, look at the vividity of my penis. Oh, that's how you get closer to the word. Close up of the Lord. It's closer to divinity. That's right. Remember when Joseph had the tree trunk and the branches and stuff? He was showing us his divinity through his powerful cock. The vividity. The pognitive. He was showing us his divinity through his powerful cock The video partner the divinity the virginity of

His cock be really rub it hard enough and you'll see some liquidity. You know what I'm talking about Down the hall with us. Oh, yeah. You've been here before many times, but here we are again. Down at the bottom of all possible comedy, dick jokes. We told you before, we'll tell you again. We're just doing it enough to get by, guys. The hanging fruit, like my balls. Present to the smile of his cock of his body.

Allow it to drive you wild. Really be present to everything you're experiencing. Really pay attention to the touch of your hands to the softness of skin. Really. You know how the three wise men brought to Frankincense and Murr as a smell I brought to Frankincense and cock. It is a smell. Yeah you got it listen though is a smell down there. I'm not saying it's pleasant. I'm just saying

you got a worship in order to save the humanity. That's what I'm saying. All about perspective. That's right it's's all about perspective, girls. Taste his body, his beauty, his essence. This is the art to giving exquisite oral sex to your lover. You can literally worship his body as a devotion, as a devotion to life, as a devotion to nature, as a devotion to expression of humanity and beauty. You want to see the God within him. You must be one, wow, woman in bed.

Yes. I want to get to know you. Say, where's your mom live? I'm going to drop off some fat stacks at your mom's house. Yes. Do me a favor. Why you worship in my cock? Can I worship you off of a jyna?

Send me a few photographs if you don't mind. With that solitude, British accent she's got. I'm sure she's convincing a lot of people that this is on the open up, but she's not, this has nothing to do with cock. She's just reciting a bunch of cockamami spiritual bullshit. Looking at his faults or shortcomings or all of these things that you might feel that you interact with see beyond that

Forget about me scamming on those people out of money stop all that See Mola station that was going on in the church. You know what I'm saying girl those are my shortcomings. Let me show you my longcomings coming. Let me show you my longcomings. See the true core essence of him. Take the fullness of who he is into your whole body and this will truly initiate him into living his full divine expression. The next thing. I'm not going to take much to take in all my fullness. The divine expression. My fullness I wouldn't call it fall. It's more of a thinness you'll see rather than feel. It's to stay connected to your pussy or to your own cop to stay connected to your erotic

sensual pleasure. Allow your cockwiership to be driven by your own erotic pleasure. Allow your cock worship to be driven by your own erotic pleasure. It's completely possible for you to experience orgasm and ejaculation just from worshipping cock, just from giving oral sex to the cock that you... Oh, it is perfectly... You can definitely have an orgasm by giving oral sex and worshiping a cock. This is nonsense. Nonsense. Is there a council for cock or cock? Cock worship.

Yeah, the United Federation of Cock Worshiping. I think she's the representative of the UFCW. It's like the WWF on the, the UFCW, the United Federation of Cock Warshipers. Yeah, or like the, you know, the cow, the milk, got milk. Yeah. That was a bit... Got milk, got cock? Got cock, cock.

That's our next fun first sticker. Well, I certainly am going to give away a gift certificate to someone who shows that on the back of their car. Got cock. I'm taking the got milk thing and I'm putting got cock. Got cock? Worship it. Got cock. I'm taking the got mill thing and I'm putting got cock. Got cock? Worship it. Got cock.

Worship it. The commercial make. Got cock. Got cock. Worship it. Not got cock. That kind of what it looks like. Somebody can mistake it.

Either way, it's brilliant. Either way, it's brilliant. Either way, it's brilliant. Pym, you're pussy and your throat are connected intimately. So as your throat chakra opens, oh my god. I've been saying the same thing for years. You're throat and your pussy are connected. Watch, watch my dick come up to your throat. That's the whole premise of deep throat, the, you know, linda levels.

That, and if... It, that and it is... It's stupid. This is stupid. This girl is, this is mumbo jumbo bullshit to get views. Just like the commercial break. And so does your pussy and the energy can rise up from your pussy and express out into the world. So cock worship literally can be incredibly transformative, life-changing, healing for both you as the give it and the person I'm healed I couldn't walk until I started worshipping my roommates cock. No, all of a sudden look at me. I'm dancing It's like those it's like those are revivals like a Peter popoff guy, where he like smacks someone on the forehead, and all of a sudden they can hear, right?

What if he just came out with his dick and just like smacks someone in the face? I mean, what do you say, pray, ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Back in walk again. You are giving this experience too. Really tension to how good his cock and his body feels in your hands and your mouth and on your whole body. The next step is to allow all of you to open. So allow your sex center to open but also allow your heart to open and your mind. This is when you're going to experience the most profound

course. Yeah, Chrissy, why would you let your sex center open? Oh my God. Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? No, you were going 110 in a 45 mile per hour zone. Where are you going so fast? The six center Well, lady on the video said I need to get to it. It's open Well, I'm gonna let you off this time because you're going to the six center Well, I'm going to let you off this time because you're going to the sex center. I'll do this later, sex center open.

It's like the travel center on I-75. It's like a rest stop. Sexes, yeah, it's like a rest stop. Experiences, a lot of people have fear around their heart. They want to block their heart. They're scared of losing themselves. They're scared of fully giving themselves. If you can allow your heart to open, if you can allow yourself to fall in love

with his body, with his cock, even if just fall in the rain forest. No, no, no, she's not naked. She's got a top on her. Yeah, no, look, you can see like the, she's got the, whatever. It's bare, bare, sold. With her accent, I don't, I don't think she's in the rain forest. I think she's in some Well, you can do these that he has for many years. Yeah, she's in the she's in the Sherwood forest Sherwood forest Moment it will be truly transcendent let yourself be taken by the experience by his beauty

The next thing to be aware of she keeps on saying the same thing over and over again every bullet point is the same exact thing for sure Literally hammering at home to keep eye contact this creates deep intimacy and the eyes of the portal to the soul So as you create eye contact you're making the mind connect There you go keep There you go. Keep on worshiping that cock. Hey, up here. Look at my eyes. Look at my eyes.

What am I? You're just objectifying me, girl. Stop that. What am I just a cock to you? Look at my eyes. Let's connect on the soul level. Open your sex center girl. The soul.

Come on, it's your sex center open. What's going on? Let me travel down to your sex center. It doesn't feel like your sex center girl. It's all the soul. Come on, it's your sex center open, what's going on? Let me travel down to your sex center. It doesn't feel like your sex center is open. It doesn't feel like your sex center is open. Action, the brain connection. Action. So you want the pussy connection, the hot connection,

and the intellectual connection. And the eye contact really allows for this deep, full-bodied, connected experience. It's really so beautiful to allow this level of deep intimacy with another human. The next, as opposed to never looking at a person's face. Yeah, that's, yeah, what are you doing? I mean, now granted, I have had sex

with a few people who never looked at my face, but I agreed with a sentiment. I wouldn't look at it either. I didn't have to shave every morning. Oh, wow. Oh, God. And we're only halfway through that video. Maybe we'll get back to it. Maybe we won't.

Then get too excited. There's so much more. I have like five of these videos from different people about cock and pussy worship. And they're all talking the same gibberish. Cock worship is not gonna save the world. I got news for you. It's not gonna save the world. Here's what you can do. I feel like it saves the world. I know. For a few minutes.

That's right. Chrissy's on this other there. You might have like 30 seconds. Or in my case like seven seconds. They were humanity. Of saving humanity. But no, you just jizz. Now it's time to go back to sleep. It's time to go to sleep and be ashamed of your life choices. That's what happens next. Hey, just be good to each other. That'll save the world. Why don't we start there? Yeah, start there. Yeah, start by putting internet in your Airbnb's and then we'll worry about the rest. We need internet. I'm afraid I'm gonna get skewered. People are gonna be like, what a big baby. Start by looking people in the eyes like without having sex with them. Yeah, yeah, just the person on the street say hello. That's right. Why don't you start by giving us a

rye smile when you walk by somebody on the footpath. Yes. On our treaty. You can smile to somebody, say hello, it's okay. I do. I say hello to every single person. I always do. You know why?

Either do I. But I just do it. Yeah. I don't know why I do it. No one says hello back to me. Almost no one says hello back to me. That's a nice thing to do. It's like 10% of the people.

Of course, there's a nice thing to do. It gives the people, like they go, oh, that was nice. That was nice. Yeah. You think in your head, oh, that was nice of that guy to say hello to me. The way it's to do. It's like 10% of the people. Of course, there's a nice thing to do. It gives the people like they go, oh, that was nice. Yeah, you think in your head, oh, that was nice of that guy to say hello to me. The way to me. They acknowledged. Yeah, but when I, when, when you walk by me, I'm like, oh, I never had. Where's my organization? Where's my first towels? All right, bitch at me. Go to tcbpodcast.com, hit the contact us button, tell me why I'm an asshole. Where's my first towels? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We got to go. Oh Tcb podcast.com a55 Tcb a3 a3 a55 Tcb a3 a3 anywhere in the world toll free T youtube.com slash the commercial break and at the commercial break on Instagram Tcb podcast I love you. I love you. Okay, best of you. Best of you and best of you out there in the podcast universe

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