The Commercial Break - Putting The Cyn Back In Sex!

Episode Date: April 30, 2021

Bryan and Krissy discuss the lost semen of the Salty Sea. Then they welcome Dr. Cynthia Wesley OBGYN to the show to answer questions from the TCB audience. A clearly and highly disturbed podcast audience. Dr. Cyn: Instagram Dr. Cyn: Beauty Below Bill Burr (5.2.21 @9pm) & Stephen Wright (5.9.21 @9pm) will be on stage with Host Eddie Brill and moderated Bryan and Jen Fassino, inside The Comedy Podcasts Club on Clubhouse. DM @thecommercialbreak for more info. LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube Sponsor: BetterHelp.com  Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel Join The Comedy Podcasts Club on ClubHouse New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: +1 [phone] FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: @bryangreen @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse! (home of live recordings) Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: [e-mail] A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast  Top 1% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Oh my God. My time on the salty sea. Now, like, a reporter's have gone over to the boat and done reports and he'd have to keep an eye on him and read the cross and stuff like that. And he says, eh? Yeah. He's like, eh.

That's rent. I didn't have to pay for four years. My apartment back home's not so great. Yeah, exactly. So I met this lady. Her it before you were here. My apartment back home's not so great. Yeah, exactly. So I met this lady. Her name is Dr. Sin. She's an OB-GYN and a certified Volvar Skin Specialist. That's the skin of the vote.

Let's all make that clear. And I met her and I thought she was wonderful. I asked everybody to send in some questions for the doctor because what she was doing in this room was fielding questions about sex. And so I thought this would be a good educational version of the commercial break. Let's bring in Dr. Sin.

The one experience I had, it was my girlfriend at the time and then another girl that I was friends with, and we were young. And we were all drinking one night at a bar and we went back to the house and then all of a sudden everyone was getting amorous with each other and I was like, wow, this is really happening, right?

But then I was quickly left out of the action and I was like all the sudden they were in the corner of the bed and I was like I got it just to be there. You were taking a break. That's right I was taking a break. That's right, I was taking a break. Yeah. For the whole night. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah. Good morning to you.

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This is how we make extra cash on the weekends. We film porn movies in here. How are you doing? Oh, they I'm doing fancy. I'm Brian. This is only in happy new year Welcome to the commercial break another fantastic episode. There's a dude. You know, do you hear about the You know that boat that got stuck in the Suez Canal Causing like trillions of dollars worth of trade to just stop come to a big a halt right and then you know oil tankers and all this other Shit, I don't even know how they got stuck really in the Suez canals, about a mile wide.

I knew that. That thing was huge though. Excuse, I think they broke like a, they broke a steering rudder or something, but they slammed it to the side of the Suez canals. Stopping all traffic for a week, I think it was. But that, you, that, that's how you avoid the, the cape of Africa, right?

Right, it's a horn. Yeah, the horn. That's right. And so they get stuck Africa, right? I mean, you have the horn. Yeah, the horn. That's right. And so they get stuck on the side here, and now they've been freed and they get put into this lake called the salty lake. I think it's an original name for a very late. So the salty lake isn't really.

You don't say. Jim, what you would call the lake? I don't know, it's off of salty. Let's call it salty. So they get stuck in the salt. So now they're in the salty lake waiting for, I don't know, whatever. They're like a quarantine. Yeah, they're in quarantine. Yeah, there's quarantine. It's more like jail because the Egyptian government now says that this company, the Chinese company that owns the boat owes them 500 billion dollars

for stopping this trade and you know, for all this other bullshit that the Egyptian government is just kind of making up. Like if you read the the actual chart is, it's like $300 billion in trouble. It just says like trouble and it's no specification. But here's the crazy part is that now the semen are, the semen, the men of the sea are stuck on this boat. They cannot leave. The Egyptian government will not let them leave the boat. They are stuck in the middle of the salty sea.

The semen in the middle of the saltyty Sea. The Zemen in the middle of the Salty Sea are stuck there, and they can't leave. Now, I was like, this is crazy. Now they've been on this boat for like three weeks, four weeks, a month, two months, I don't know how long it's been. Clearly, they've got someone's got to go and help these guys, right?

That's like 12 of them that are stuck there. Well, I go and I do some research. This happens all the time. Really? There's a guy who was stuck for four years on a boat. Four years. One guy on a huge tank, for full of like cars and shit and you know corn, I don't know what they send

on those boats, everything. Everything from my cup here to oil. The guy gets stuck in there for four years, waiting for someone to let him off the boat. They're just crazy. They ferry him food and stuff. So he's the only guy on this entire tanker, stuck in the salty sea for four years. Oh my God. So he's the only guy on this entire tanker stuck in the salty sea

for four years. Oh my god. My time on the salty sea. Now, like reporters have gone over to the boat and done reports and they have to keep an eye on him and read crosses stuff like that. And he says, eh? Eh?

He's like, eh. That's rent. I didn't have to pay for four years. My apartment back home's not so great. Yeah, exactly. I don't like my wife all that much. The kids are expensive. I take your time.

Yeah, that's right. Take your time. We'll be back soon. Don't worry about it. It's unbelievable to me. I can't imagine getting, I went on a cruise ship last September or two, you know, before the before times. Right.

And the before times I went on a cruise ship with my son, my four-year-old, and I, like, the 12 hours that we were stuck on that I'd vote from place to place was an absolute nightmare. I was like, I mean, I was about to vote. I couldn't even imagine being stuck on a boat for four years. Absolutely not. Brand new tcbpodcast.com,

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We are getting some action. And it's gonna be put to good use today. I'll tell you why in a few minutes, at TCB Chrissy, at Brian Green on Clubhouse, join the commercial break club or the comedy podcast club. If you're listening to this currently, like if you're listening to this on Friday,

Bill Burr is going to be with us on the second of May 9 p.m. in the comedy podcast club. That's awesome. It's unbelievable. Then Steven Wright, then Suzy Esman, from Kirby Anthem, then Brian Regan noted stand-up comic Yeah, especially all over the place. I just can't believe the the great luck the string of luck that we're having with these comics and It's a little surreal the my the way that my world has changed and just a couple of weeks is a little surreal two weeks ago

You know, I was texting with my Like you know, I was texting with my mom. My mom, my mom, my mom. Like, you know, that is why, yeah. Because she threw her phone away. She threw her phone away in the garbage and I watched it travel all over Atlanta with my tracker. Like mom, what'd you do to it? I don't know.

I think I lifted on the couch. Like he lifted it into trash can. I could see it stopping at every address. In North Atlanta. Oh, what do we do about that? I guess I have to buy you a new phone. That What do we do about that? I guess I have to buy you a phone. That's what we do about it. They don't just like me can't go find it.

Yeah, you wouldn't like to do mom. You want me to go and dig it through the trash? No, I have to buy it from my mom. God bless her heart. But one week I'm texting my mom. The next week I'm texting Caroline, right? Yeah, it's just a little, the whole thing is a little surreal. But I still have children.

So everyone's a lot of my head goes in the clouds and then I come right back down as I go into the bathtub, right? And I'm like, I got Matthias and Mia. So now we're going to do double bath time, right? Which is a new thing now. And Matthias is still getting used to his sister. He's not 100% convinced she's staying here forever or that he wants her to stay here forever.

So sometimes it's all, you know, shits and giggles and then other times he can get a little upset that she's taking away like the bath time is his time and so when we put them in double bath time which is just so we can get them to bat you know before they explode. Because basically they're like gremlin if you put them to bed after 730 they explode and I have to deal with it. Well so I put Matty in the bath you know he's old enough to jump in there and then I I take Mia and I undo her diaper and I've got her in my arms like this

and I'm, Matty's like throwing a little bit of a fit. He's like, I don't want to share everything. I don't want to share anything. You know, you can't say that, but that's what he's basically saying. And so I'm holding Mia and I'm like, Matty, please settle down. Like, we're good.

This is all good. You'll have bedtime, I'll read you a story, all this other stuff. And then as I take Mia and put her off my arm, there's just this string of sheds that's just all the way down my arm. And I'm like, oh, God. Yeah. So, you know, that keeps me grounded. There's no other way to put it. Chrissy and I, we fear no subject. There is no sacred ground. There is no sacred cow here at the commercial break. We fear no subject. Couple months ago, I talked about a woman that I had met on Clubhouse, a certify an actual doctor,

someone with actual credentials, unlike us, who just have Twitter degrees of nothing, right? And I had such a good time in this one particular room that I met her in, which was my first sexual experience was, and you can imagine on Clubhouse, right? It's some of them are serious, but most of them are joking, and they try and make it as oddball and weird as possible. But I don't know if you remember what,

when I was growing up, Dr. Ruth was the lady. She was the lady, she was everywhere, she was teaching people about sex, she was, you know, this was like a, it was a new way I think even to our parents. She was a pioneer. Pioneer, where she would talk about like actual medical terms and tell people even to our parents, pioneer, where she would talk about like actual medical terms

and tell people even when she knew, even in the face of joking and ridicule and all this other stuff, she kept a straight face and she had a mission and she also had fun with it. She had a good sense of humor. So I just, I was reminded of how badly that is needed in today's society, you know, all the best that we can drum up as Dr. Drew Falken-Pensky. It was not right. It was just, I don't know, we'll get that whole

different story all together. But, you know, so I met this lady, her name is Dr. Sin. She's an OB-GYN and a certified vulvar skin specialist. That's the skin of the vulva. Let's all make that clear. And I met her and I thought she was wonderful. I asked everybody to send in some questions for the doctor because what she was doing in I asked everybody to send in some questions for the doctor

because what she was doing in this room was fielding questions about sex. And so I thought this would be a good educational version of the commercial break. Let's bring in Dr. Sin. Dr. C. Y. N. Hi, Dr. Sin. Hello. How are you guys today?

Hi, Doc. We're good. How are you? I'm good. I'm good. Dr. Sin looks good. She does. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. Where are you? Okay. Are you in Nashville? No. I used to live in Nashville. I'm in the Charlotte, North Carolina area. Oh, that's great.

Equally is beautiful. It is. It is. It is. It's a similar size too, kind of in the city size of it. I almost think like, I don't know. I kind of in the city size of it. Yeah. I almost think like, I don't know. I kind of like Charlotte a little bit better. I like Nashville because it's the party town, but I like Charlotte because it feels like

the more adult version of Nashville. I would agree with that. Nightlife is more entertaining in Nashville than Charlotte. Yes. But when you're like me and 44 years old with children, the nightlife is just something you listen to your other friends talk about. Right.

It's something that I go down. So, certified OBGYN working in Nashville, a board certified OBGYN, and Charlotte, sorry. And then tell us about vulvar skin specialist. Well, you know, unfortunately, we just don't talk about the skin down there very often. It's been quite taboo. And I think it's important not just for women, but also men to recognize, understand, and

to be comfortable with talking about the vulva. So I like for everyone to say vulva, just so they can get used to it and women be less shameful and for boys and men to stop shaman women over their Volvo. Okay, and I like to call it the private face. That's what I call it because it's important for women to know. Yeah, the private face is just as beautiful as the public face. That's right. I love those. I'm a man who can agree with this, right? And as a man who feels just lucky to have known any vaginas in my lifetime,

I am with you. Yeah, no, I think it's important. Like I think about this with my son and teaching him as he grows up to be a man that my father taught me how to be respectful of women, how to make sure that all human beings really is kind of what he said. But then you get into that, my parents weren't so great as the sex part, they kind of gave us a book and said, here, good luck, see you later.

At 17 years old, when it was way too late. But I think that it's like we have an important mission as men and boys in this society to raise our children to be just a little bit smarter than we were about the whole situation. And to use the actual medical terminology, like I don't call, you know, his Bingbang, I don't call his penis a Bingbang, right? I call it a penis. At least in front of him. Now, that's just to make sure that he knows the medical term for it.

And he doesn't run off using, you know, crazy words. We actually had this whole conversation one time with the production assistant about the incredibly horrible words that people use for vagina like just the awful words that people have learned to use for vagina. So what is so for for for those of us for those of us men who may not understand what is the vulva. Okay, this is important also for women because believe it or not many women do not understand the difference between the vulva and the vagina. Okay, so when it comes to the private face or your intimate area or your general to, the outside area, you know, between your legs where there's naturally hair down there, okay? That is the vulva.

When you go inside, that's the vagina. And unfortunately, both men and women like to call the entire area the vagina. And that is incorrect, and it leads to women mismanaging their skin down there, and their grooming techniques. So what do you do as a vulvar skin specialist? How do you help women in this department? Well, first of all, I make sure women know simple, basic, healthy, grooming techniques when it comes to the private phase. They always hear, you know, on the media, wherever, the vagina is natural, cleaning, organ, all you need is some water down there. And yes, that is true when it comes to the vagina, right?

But the vulva, that's the outside. It has the same sweat glands that you have under your armpits, okay? No shit. Yeah, so when you start cleaning your armpits with only water, then you could clean your vulva with only water. That's my mindset. I've got a few friends that take that road and it's absolutely after a few days. I have a certain must to them that's not pleasant. Right. Now, you got to be careful in how you clean it. So that's one of the big things that I do and I really try to educate the masses when

it comes to the skin down there. Also, I help women who have really skin problems. Okay. A lot of women who choose to remove the hair down there, they experience ingrown hairs and sometimes hyperpigmentation and then there are medical conditions of the vulva. Some women have lichen sclerosis, hydrate nitrous subproteva and these are serious conditions that can completely change even how it looks, how it functions, they

can't hardly have sex anymore, and it really impacts their quality of life. Oh yeah. So when a woman has hyperpigmentation of the vulva, does that mean there's a skin discoloration? Is that what you're talking about? Yes, and I apologize for using medical terms, but you need the medical terms. You need the medical terms. Right. You get the dark spots down there. Yeah. For lighter hue people, they may just appear red. For darker hue people, they'll appear brown or black. And a darker hue, the longer it takes to go away. the longer it takes to go away.

Yeah. I, you know, when I first started being intimate with women, when I first, when I was started to get sexually active at a pretty young age, 15 years old, I'm sure there are many people who are well are more like sexually active at night or whatever. We've heard the stories, but 15 is rather, I think at that time, at least with my friend group, that was pretty, pretty young,

but when I became sexually active, I had no idea what any part of any vagina was. Like literally had no idea, and I had to literally feel my way through it. It's a complicated piece of machinery down there. Ars is a little less complicated, right? It's a stick, and if you rub it, if you rub it the right way,

it's gonna do its thing. But the vagina is extraordinarily complicated. And we know this, because it's in Kinsey and we know this, right? It's gonna do its thing, but vagina is extraordinarily complicated. And we know this because it's in Kinsey and we know this, right? That there's a whole nerve chain that's connected almost all the way to the brain or all the way to the brain. Much more sensitive even than the penis. Yeah, there's like tens of millions of nerve endings, right?

How do you go about explaining to women who come into your office and they say, Doc, and I'm sure this is probably something you hear often or have heard of. Doc, can't have an orgasm. Don't know what that's about, but having trouble having an orgasm. Can't figure it out. Can't, don't know where, how do you tell them, where do you tell them to start? Like, how do they figure it out? Well, first of all, I always ask them if they've ever had orgasm,

okay, because really how I manage that patient is going to be different if they've had orgasms before and they're not having them now. Sometimes you just don't like your partner. Okay, and that's not good. That's why you're not having an orgasm. You're new partners not really doing the things that your old partner used to do. Yeah, and that's the real issue. We're in my life.

Other times, it can be all kind of things. And so what I try to do is get understanding of what's happening when they're having sex, you know, is there a foreplay or not. I even ask about medical conditions that they may have. I do a complete review of systems and then kind of walk through their day or their week. How often are you having sex? You know, what positions are you using? Are you having vaginal dryness, which is causing more irritation and pain?

So who's going to have orgasm in that situation? So there's so many little things that can lead to being what we call a orgasmic. But some women have never had. Go ahead. lead to being what we call a orgasmic. But some women have never had. Go ahead. Yeah, I was gonna say it's a lot to do with the mind too. The biggest part is the mind. Yeah, exactly.

The biggest part is the mind. And my goal every time I'm managing a lady who has issues with orgasms, my goal is to strengthen her mind and her overall aura to a point where she can have an orgasm without touching herself. That's always my goal. Yeah. Holy shit.

Yeah. So I've practiced a little tantra yoga in my time and learned to have what's called a dry orgasm, right? So that you can continue on the pleasure and the fun and still it's a technique that took years that even figure out and then, you know, I can't always do it on command, but it's just something that I learn.

When, I wonder how you approach somebody, like so, I went to the doctor one time and I said, I was on some medication at the time and I was finding that my, that my love life wasn't so fantastic, right? I was just not as interested. I was not feeling it and I said, Doc, you know, maybe I need some Viagra, right? I'm like 27 at the time. The doctor is like, listen, I don't think Viagra's a bad thing because any time blood's flowing down there, it's like a muscle. The more that you work at,

the more that it's getting worked out, right? And he's like, but why don't we start with masturbating? He's like, why don't you just get at it once a day? Like, let's make an effort to get at it once a day for 30 days, and I think it'll boost your overall feeling about love. And, you know, maybe we'll think about twitching you to a different medication. The medication was for pain at the time,

so it was a pain medication. And I did that, and I really improved the way that I felt in general about sex. And I did that, and I really improved the way that I felt in general about sex. It made me more horny. Hornyness begets hornyness is what I said. Do you agree with, do you agree with that for women also? I do, and you know, the thing is, the more you're comfortable with your own body,

the more empowered you are, the better you can enjoy your experience. And when you're can enjoy your experience and when you're really into your experience and you don't have all these little hang-ups about this and that, it's always going to be better. So yeah, I think it's true for women and I encourage women, even when they don't have a partner, especially when they're getting older, that they need to continue some sort of activity for themselves.

Okay. that they need to continue some sort of activity for themselves. Okay, so women, even with some like ball-bar skin conditions or problems, if they stay active, then their disease process is lessened versus those who are not doing anything at all. Yeah, when the blood's afloen, you keep on going. That's what I'm gonna be used to say. Very good phrase, very good phrase. In Japan, doctor, they're having a big problem because the men over in Japan and Korea specifically, they're having a problem because they're reaching negative birth rates close to negative birth rates. And one of the reasons, one of the problems that they're having is that the men there

are not finding women particularly attractive. They're not having sex. And so, they're society and gender, they're paying people to have children over in Japan. I don't know if you know this, but they pay you like a stipend to have. Really? Yes, they're trying to encourage the young men

to get up off the couch, stop playing video games, and, you know, buying used underwear in a fucking slot machine, and go out and find a real woman and have sex. It's a problem. And I think it's also becoming probably starting to become a problem here in the United States. If my internet research tells me anything, it's that there's a lot of young men

who don't even know what a real woman looks like, let alone have their scared of women, right? I used to excuse the language here, Dr. Sun, I'm sure you've heard it. But I used to have a friend, I think I told you about this, a guy who was older than me, I was like in my 20s, and he was in his 40s, and he used to say, you're still at the age where you're scared of pussy. And I was, I always thought,

you know what? I'm really not, like I'm really not. I probably like it. But now I get older and I kind of understand what he meant. Like the intention was take it. Or do you, do you think this is a problem in our society that men and boys are seeing that they can get what they need by watching an unrealistic porn movie, playing the video games or chitchatting online with their friends and sending dick pics to people via DMs? Do you feel like this is becoming problematic in our society? Absolutely. I think it's going to get worse.

I mean, even if you look at how we initiate dating now, at least for the younger generation, it's off of app, right? What happens to you going to the mall, you know, playing Google Eyes with someone, building up your courage to walk up and speak to them. So so much is impersonal now that clearly it's going to be worse. Yeah, I agree with you on demand. The on demand. Yeah, you don't have to work for it. Yeah, we have been telling these stories here on the commercial break, you know, about people that we know that they'll have those swipe right swipe left. Set up a date. There's obviously some interest there. Now it's totally based on physicality

and nothing else whatsoever, but they go on this date. I have a friend who walked in, this has happened multiple times. Walks in starts a drink or dinner with somebody, they go to the bathroom and they never come back. They ghost him at the meal. It's a thing, it happens.

How intimidated must you be by the opposite sex if that's happening on a continual basis? That's crazy. But if you think about it, if we did more old school dating, you would know before you went out on the first date, if there was chemistry there, if you really liked each other. So I'm hoping, we kind of get back to that,

and I feel COVID has made it 10 times worse. So yeah, COVID, we have a reckoning coming with COVID in so many ways that I don't even think we can I don't even think we can under comprehend how big of a problem this year of our lives gone. Oh, yeah, it's just a year will be down the road. Yes, I see it with my own children. Like my son started going to school just in the last three months. And here's the crazy thing that happened to my son. We walked into the school to do like a meet and greet with the teachers.

It was before the students came in, but they had a couple of kids there early because their parents dropped them off early. And then there are like three or four teachers in the room. Plenty of toys, lots of things to do. My son grabbed the adults to play with him in the room and didn't even acknowledge the children in the room. Because he's been so cute to play with a dog. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. And so, but that's something that concern, like at first I thought, oh that's cute, he's going to the teachers and going to have some play. Then I thought, no, it's not cute. He doesn't know what a kid is, he has no idea what to do with people his size, right? It was really strange. I agree with you on COVID.

Dr. Sin, I have a few questions that the audience has given me. I'll apologize in advance for the commercial break audience. I have here some questions that I've been given to us by the commercial break audience. We'll just all have fun with it. What do you say? Yeah, sounds good. Okay, here we go.

The first one I think is an easy one and this comes from Chrissy and I in the room. We have been talking recently about polyamory, right? We know no one where polyamory has actually worked out in the end. Is polyamory a thing that are we as human beings built for monogamy or is polyamory a thing that are we as human beings built for monogamy or is polyamory just a fancy word for my marriage is not working? I think that is hard to say what we're built for to be quite frank. Yeah, and it really depends on truly what works for you. Now I do feel that at least for some women they found themselves in

these polyamorous relationships and it has more it's more of a defense mechanism because they've been you know betrayed so many times but I feel there are other people out there that it just works for them is you know it's just a great lifestyle that fits their mindset. So, it depends. I, I, I can get that. I mean, I bet there's, you know, there's gotta be some one couple out there

where polyamory works. And I can see how I could defense mechanism this might be. I have been cheated on so many times. I have been betrayed so many times. I'm just gonna let it happen in front of my eyes. So at least, I, at least I know what's going on. Is that kind of what you're saying? Like they're... Absolutely, yeah.

Mm-hmm. Very interesting. I'm gonna talk to Astrid about that. Yeah. I will not talk to Astrid. Ah! I'm not. Freddie asks,

he says, when I have anal sex with my girlfriend, it feels like there is lube down there sometimes, but not others. Is there a natural lubing process for the anus? And I can only imagine the answer is no. But I mean, he's asking. I don't know. Not necessarily. However, it depends on if you think about when we defecate, everything's not always solid, right? And so that's probably why he feels different consistencies down there during different episodes of six. Oh, because the lower intestines are lubricated

to let everything else come out. So there's, or maybe just when you're just excited in general, there is so much fluid in that area in general. Maybe he's just feeling like it's lubed up. I'm Freddie. I don't have that problem. So there you go. Dr. Sin, this question comes from Stacey on Clubhouse.

This is a serious question, too. Oh, okay. I am attracted to my cousin. If we have sex and I get pregnant, is there a chance the baby will be disfigured? This is the first cousin. I asked this question. I asked her if she was serious. She said she was. There are risk as far as, so, you know, there are certain disorders that are genetic, right? And sometimes they're recessive. So if you carry one of the jeans

and your cousin carries one of the jeans, it can increase your risk to have that disorder. So if it's a first cousin, they need to be very careful. I don't tell people what to do. I just make sure they understand the risk. Listen, I'm just glad she didn't say her brother, right? It was like, oh my God.

And I- Very game of bro. But marrying your cousin is a thing, and it's been a thing for a long time. Like the royals, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, everyone has that one hot cousin. You know, everyone has that one hot cousin, we're like, oh, you did say they were first cousins, right? They were first cousins. I asked him this question. I said, Stacy, are they first cousins? And she said, yes, they're first cousins.

And so, yeah, I'm just kidding. Risky. Risky, just because you might get caught. What do you get caught making out with your first cousin? Uh, Stacey and cousin Bill, going ahead and again at the family gathering. Christmas is, we're never the same. No name on this question. I don't wanna wear a condom when I have sex.

I don't understand what the big deal is. If I pull out, I'm clean and tested. How do you react to that? I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Because how do you know that? How do you know there's no for sure way? So it's like a COVID test in my opinion, right? If you take a COVID test, you are have do not have COVID for that moment. That's right. Then in that space and time, but the second you leave the COVID testing tent, you could be exposed

to COVID. And so you don't know that you're that you're not picking up something along the way with another partner or, you know, HPV can, you can, I think you get HPV through saliva, can't you? Yeah. So here's the deal with that particular question. So when did pulling out ever prevent a STD? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Or quite frankly, when pulling out ever prevents pregnancy, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. We all learned about this in high school, right? It's like, yeah. Yeah. So I would find himself a monogamous partner. There it is. Both go get testing and then do your thing. That would be my recommendation.

I think a good thing for the commercial break to get behind with all the kids that listen It's both go get testing and then do your thing. That would be my recommendation. I think a good thing for the commercial break to get behind with all the kids that listen to us. And we do have some younger audience. I think is where a condom, no matter what, take your part, it takes responsibility men in your part in birth control and stopping the spread of STDs do not rely

on someone else's birth control. Do not ask your girlfriend to go get birth control. If you're not willing to do the same thing yourself, because birth control is not a one-way street. It's a two-way street where a fucking condom stopped talking about, oh, those would feel the same. Listen, you weren't getting laid two days ago anyway, so just do lucky someone's willing to have sex with you and put on a fucking condom if that's what you choose to do yes I tell my patients my younger patients for them to also keep condoms in their purse

Okay, so when he says he doesn't have one you say well here you go I do Yeah, and I don't know a man who would turn down sex merely because you asked him to wear a condom Cuz pregnancy is the least of my concerns. Okay, there are things out there you can't get rid of. And that's my bigger concern. Yeah, I agree with you. And let me tell you this from a guy who has children. Pregnancy is called right behind that other concern.

Absolutely. Absolutely. They're very expensive too. Yes. You know what, you know what, we'll kill your sex life faster than any SDD? I know fucking show that. They're very expensive too. Yes. Yes. You know what to, you know what will kill your sex life faster than any SDD? A child. That will kill your sex life faster than anyone else.

So boys put on your Jimmy's and then get to action. All right. Now, tender, his or her name is tender. Oh, it's a bit, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Oh, this is a man, clearly. It says, I want to have multiple women in my sex sessions, but I am afraid I can't satisfy any of them, all of them, any tips or tricks. Well, I think it's important to have a lot of men to come in. Yeah.

Help us. Help us. Come on, guys. Stupid. Well, I think there's a lot that he can do, you know, participate in more foreplay. I think that, you know, it's important to take breaks and you can take breaks without it seeming like a break, you know. You want to encourage the women to entertain each other as well.

And you don't know until you try. That's true. Yeah, listen, give it a shot. Just try it. I had one experience like this. I had one, two experiences like this, but the one experience I had, it was my girlfriend at the time,

and then another girl that I was friends with, and we were young, and we were all drinking one night at a bar, and we went back to the house, and then all of a sudden, everyone was getting amorous with each other, and I was like, wow, this is really happening, right? But then I was quickly left out of the house. And I was like, shit.

I knew this was gonna happen. All of a sudden, they were in the corner of the bed, and I was like, I could feel your mouth being there. You were taking a break. That's right, I was taking a break for the whole night. For the whole experience, I considered myself lucky to have been involved at all.

Yes. And then I just decided, you know what? It's like a porn movie only I can touch. Oh, by the way, a week later, I hadn't either the friend nor the girlfriend. I bet you they were still friends. Yeah. Yes, they were, Dr. Sin.

I saw him at the bar a couple of weeks later and I was like, wow. Oh, that's what it was going on. Congratulations. They should buy you a drink for the introduction. That's right. Unbelievable. Dr. Sin, John asks, where is the G-spot? I have no clue.

That's a very good question. It's a great question. So the G-spot is short for the graphian spot, okay? And it's in the Roger's Zone that is on what I like to call the silly note of vagina. So you got a few holes down there. Okay. The top hole is the urethra, the middle bigger hole is the vagina. So the G spot is in between the urethra and the vagina. Okay. So it is the silling of the vagina where you want to hit. So in other words, if you were to stick your finger like a hook into the vagina,

it would be on the top. If you were at the top of your finger was near the belly or you were thinking about looking at the belly, it would be like almost like a cum hither motion, right? The G spot would be up there. Nice work, Brian. Yeah. You know, if you think 44 years old, but it took me a minute to get their John Good luck to you, sir. Good luck to you. I'm a little bit surprised. I'm a little bit surprised. I'm a little bit surprised. I'm a little bit surprised.

I'm a little bit surprised. I'm a little bit surprised. I'm a little bit surprised. I'm a little bit surprised. I'm a little bit surprised. I'm a little bit surprised. I'm a little bit surprised. I'm a little bit surprised.

I'm a little bit surprised. I'm gonna put a foot on you. Okay. Yes, it's weird to be attracted to a pony. It's weird to you, but you know. I'm not judge-bent, I'm just gonna put ones a little stretch. But there is a show that my daughter watches called My Little Pony, okay? Yes. And these little ponies are super cute

and they're dressed up. You got like the cow girl, different things. So is he attracted to the show? My Little Pies. Yes, that's what he's talking about. He's saying he's a he's a brony and I I I've done some research on this for shows that we have done before. Now I want to say that I'm not judgmental about anybody's sexual predilections as long as you're not hurting anybody having sex with a child or hurting a partner in a non-consensual way. I think whatever it is you choose to do is what you choose to do.

However, I think we're skating on that line when we're looking at children's television shows where they're portraying children like ponies and then saying, I want to have sex with those children like ponies, right? Because that to me feels like you're kind of screwing a lot. Get a little closer. Yeah. Yeah, like, you know, I really wanna,

I really wanna draw. There's some adult ponies on the show, so maybe. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. Listen. We didn't get a name here, and I can understand why, right? But I'm gonna say this to Mr. X. Anonymous.

Mr. X, listen, if I'm going to say this to Mr. X. I know. Mr. X. Listen, if you're attracted to younger people and the pony is a substitute, you should go see a mental health professional to take care of those urges that you have. You can talk through it. You can figure it out, but don't act it out in real life. If it's just that you find ponies attractive, then God bless you, sir. They call the porn movies with my little ponies,

there's porn movies with my little ponies, they call it clopping. Oh. Clopping, like you know, like the noise. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a really, that's very interesting. Look out for that when your daughters watch, yeah, when your daughters watch that YouTube. That's why I'm monitoring my son's YouTube 24 hours a day.

I don't want you watching no clapping videos. Those clapping videos are extremely graphic. Yes, they're graphic. They're like, there is human anatomy on the ponies. Wow, on a real pony? No, on a my little pony. On a cartoon pony. A cartoon? Yeah, I don't even, I don't want to talk too much? No, on a my little pony. Like on a cartoon pony. Cartoon?

Yeah, don't even, I don't wanna talk too much about it because it's a little disturbing, but just know that there is a subset of humans who I think like the television show because they're children inside and that's scratching that itch to have that wonder meaning excitement about. Yeah, so yeah, and yeah, we're gonna do a show about it,

but it's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. Okay, this one's right up your alley. I don't like pubic hair at all, but I am of Italian descent, and so my vulva, she's saying vagina, but we really know it was the vulva. But now she'll say the vulva.

We hope so, yeah. The vulva is the outside where the hair is, right? So now she says, she says my vagina, but what she means is my Volvo and my anus are always full of hair. I don't like laser treatments and when I shave it comes back in three hours. She's being a little of a mess in there. But how do I get shiny bald down there? Maria. All right, well, Maria, there are a lot of different options when it comes to hair removal, okay? Shaving is probably the most destructive to the skin, the most harm to the skin.

Next in line, as far as harm would be waxing, okay? Next would be sugaring. Sugaring is better than waxing. Sugaring, what's this doctor's doctor's name? Oh, no idea. This goes back to ancient Egyptian time as far as sugaring, all right? So it's a paste that's made with sugar, water, different essential oils, a little honey, and they make the paste into a ball. And then the ball is rolled onto the hairs against the grain of the hair

and then it's pulled off the same direction as the hair. And sugar actually is a natural exfoliant as well, okay, so you get a little exfoliation with it. And you're more likely to pull the full follicle out versus with waxing because waxing is applied the opposite. So they apply it the same direction as the hair and then they pull it out the opposite direction. Yeah, that hurts.

Yeah. Another thing that she can consider is hair removal cream. Now being an Italian descent, her hair is probably thicker than others. And maybe certain items like in a little pink bottle may not work as well. And I just want to let you know that I have an entire product line that will be launching this summer called Beauty Below. And it also includes a Hair Remo hair removal cream specifically for women with thicker

corsair hair. Okay, so it's strong enough for the private face, but also protective. So it has the right ingredients to protect it. And if you would like to know about when I'm launching and all the promotions and discounts and everything else, go to beautybelowmd.com and just put your name and email address in there and I'll send you all the wonderful information. So launching later on this year, beautybelowmd.com, that's where you're going to go to find information about this product and all the products that Dr. Sin is launching. We'll talk a little bit more about her book here in a second. She's got a book coming out too. But maybe Dr. Senn, because we intend to have Dr. Senn on back,

because these are not the, there's many more questions. I'm going to share. I have a few more, but, but, but, when Dr. Senn, when you get, when you launch that product, you come back and maybe what we can do is we can, people can ask a few questions, maybe we'll purchase a few products for them and we can send it to them. I'm going to send it to someone like that. There you go, look, you got one customer right here.

Sounds great. Can we take three more questions and then I promise I'll let you go. My stepmom and I have had sex and she is twice my age. Excuse me, she is my age. My dad has no idea. Is it possible for him to smell sex on me, on my stepmom? So I think what his question is, and this comes from bobbing for apples,

that's the name that he's using. But I think what he's saying is that his stepmom is his own age. He's had sex with her. If they're intimate during the day, dad comes home, it's a close call. Is there a way to, there's a smell to sex, right? That's a bodily fluids and all this other stuff. Is there a way for the father to go,

huh, he smells like you've been having sex? Yeah. I say yes. Absolutely. Yeah. And if her smell is on him from like a perfume or a cologne or whatever, I think you're playing a dangerous game here,

Bobbing for Apple. Very dangerous game. He's bobbing for apples. Yeah, he's bobbing for trouble It's not ending well. No, of course it's not like everybody's gonna live happily ever after yeah Yeah, we're all gonna get married together sister wives This is not gonna end well Bob bobbing for apples. You cannot be having sex with your stepmom. No matter what age She is it doesn't matter if she's your age your father married her obviously for some reason or another don't have sex with your stepmom And that's probably gonna pick up on behavior even before Because you can tell when two people are attracted to each other you could feel it

Yeah, yeah, we've all been in a relationship when you know the then all of a sudden someone starts liking a friend or a stranger in a bar And you're like looking at him to front and then you go, you know, I just I don't know I send something but no, I hate him He's ugly. I don't like him if someone says I hate him. He's ugly. I don't like him. That means that means I Should do a video. 10 signs of your partner's cheating. That's Frank Bernardo video. Frank Bernardo. It's an inside joke. So yeah, Bob, listen, get off your step, Bob.

Go find another girl you're on age. I would say go find a girl you're on age. She is your own age. By the way, Dr. Sin, in Pornhub's number one search, number one search, number one searched for porn material in 2020 was Step Mom Porn. Just so you know that.

Just so you can be even more disturbed than you already are by the sex world, I have it of the country. Okay, my labia is fairly large and it looks like curtains. I understand what she's saying. Some guys I meet love it, but it can turn some guys off.

Besides getting them trimmed or having surgery, how do I, can I normalize my labia, love pleated booney? That's a good name. When the booney is what she put as her name, that's good name. Well, first of all, your labia is normal, okay? I agree.

We come in all shapes and sizes, and is all about if you like it. And I want you to love it. All right. Love your Volvo vagina. Love your private face as much as you, but she may also want to consider laser, okay? Laser scan rejuvenation, there are lasers that can tighten the skin if it's an issue with tightening. And I wonder if she's had like weight loss, that happened kind of quickly, because women who had that, sometimes we see that situation.

If her weight has changed dramatically one way or the other, if that has contributed to the situation. But I would try to lay it. That's interesting. If she doesn't want to have surgery, I would try tightening lasers. I have seen in my limited experience with vaginas and volvas, I have seen many different shapes and sizes on labias and I have to say this is turn on either way again I just feel lucky to be invited just invited to the party and I'm excited about whatever it looks like right but you know you see him in all shapes and sizes as a man you just like one of those things listen if women got upset about all the different shapes and sizes of penises we would also

never get laid we just have to learn to love what you got. And if it's really bothersome, or it's like, you know, completely abnormally, just feel upset about it and it's stopping you from living your life, Dr. Sin has some good advice. Go see about lasers or labiaplasty. Okay, one final one.

No matter what I do, my vagina feels very tight during sex. To the point, I cannot have sex without pain. So I don't have sex very often. Is this normal? Obviously not. What can I do? Alcoa. Okay, so without being able to ask a lot of follow-up questions, it sounds to me that she might have what's called vaginismus, okay? And so basically when the penis starts to enter the vagina, they have a muscle spasm and it tightens, okay? And sometimes this is related to history,

a trauma, things of that nature. So what I would do is do some exercises when you're not having sex. Okay. I would get some vaginal dilators, start with very small. Are those like dildos, but they're made for dilations? Like they go up a size? Yes, absolutely. And, you know, make sure you're in a very comfortable environment, maybe alone initially. Or if you have a partner that you really, really trust,

they could be there. You can actually, I would recommend doing it by yourself first, and then incorporating your partner, put your music on, just relax. This isn't even about sex. This is just about self-awareness. Start with the smallest dilator and use that with lube, okay, and just try your best to relax your body. And if you're able to do it with the smallest dilator, do that for about a week and then in next week go

up to the next size until you're comfortable. And then have your partner to do the same thing with the dil letters for you as you relax. Whatever makes you relax the best. Sometimes it's music, sometimes it's a Roman therapy, all the above, right? And then after that have your partner start to use their hands, okay? And then once they're kind of comfortable with that. And then move into sex. And maybe the first few times you already know is not gonna be a full penetration, but just a small entry, okay?

But you're still loving, you're still doing all the extra stuff and gradually make your way into full sex. This is the kind of thing, Alcoa, where you really need a gentle, sensitive, understanding partner. This is now the guy that just wants to go to Pound Town and plow you. You need somebody that's willing to work through this for you and there are plenty of us

out there because, you know, again, some guys just, you just have to be all happy to be in company of a woman. And if you have any underlying issues, any history, a trauma, any history of abuse, sometimes there's abuse and you don't even recognize it as abuse, OK? Maybe a partner that you were all in on and then you were young. And then he goes and tells the whole school, all right? And so now you're uncomfortable with even being

comfortable with your body because he shamed you. I really want you to go talk to someone. All right. And work through all those issues. Yeah. I think here's the bottom line for everyone who got a question in today is that if you really find that any of these things are

presenting a huge issue in your life, you need to go see a medical professional and don't... Dr. Sin is a medical professional, but she's not treating you specifically. She's answering a question based on the internet. So if you really find that any of these things are a problem, and please, for the my little pony guy, don't act out any of your fantasies on children, that's all I got to ask. We'll get into that on a different episode. Dr. Sin, where can people find,

they can go to beautybelowmd.com, leave their email address and you'll update them on all the stuff that's coming out in the future. But tell them about your book also that's coming out. Yeah, so I have a book, also called Beauty Below that's coming out. And this is where I really teach women about the vulva and the vaginas so they can understand its function,

what's normal, what's abnormal, how to prevent some of these common problems that we see such as like vulva acne, right? And then I get into also grooming techniques, right? And grooming techniques are pretty much based on what your grooming habits are and I break women into different type of gardens so either you have a full garden where you have 50% or more of the hair down there you have an Eric garden which is less than 50% and then I have

my special card category which is the mature garden. That's for my post mental puzzle women because as we age our needs are different when it comes to cultivating our garden. So dependent on your grooming preferences, dependent on your garden type, I give you grooming techniques, best things to do. I also teach women about product selection. How in the world do you know if this product is good or bad for your private face, right? We hear all these terms out there, paraben free, sulfate free, oh fragrance free.

What does all that really mean? And how important is it when it comes to the private face, right? So I go through all those things in my book. And if you follow me on social media, okay, mainly Instagram and Facebook, I can be found at Dr. Sin OB-GYN, that's DRCYN OB-GYN. And every Thursday night at 7 p.m. on Facebook,

7.30 on Instagram, I give good tips about mainly the private face, but sometimes depending on the month, I may also talk about different women's health issues in general. Got you. So that's Dr. Sin OB-GYN, Sin and Spelled CYN, OB-GYN that's at. You can find her on Facebook. Sure, her book is coming out. She's got lots of products coming out.

This will not be the last time Dr. Sin is here. So let me repeat this again. If you would like to ask a question of Dr. Sin, and the next time we have Dr. Sin in the door, 470-584-8449, or you can always get us at drop a DM at the commercial break on Instagram, Dr. Sin. This has been honestly one of my more favorite interviews that we've done simply because it's been fun,

funny and informative. Exactly. Thank you. We didn't just pretend we know what the first we're talking about, but this time we actually got to have someone tell us what the fuck we're talking about. I love it. I'm so excited about all you've got going on too, Dr.

Son. Well, thanks for having me. Let's talk afterwards. Maybe we'll buy a couple of copies of the book and some product and then we can send it out to some folks who ask questions. We'll say, hey, if we say your question online, we'll send you out a free kid or a book. I think that'd be a good way to promote your stuff. We'll find ways. And if you will, we would love to have you back again. I would love to come back. Thank you for having me.

I greatly appreciate it. Beauty, beautybelowmd.com at Dr. Sin OB-GYN on all the social media. Bye, Dr. Sin. We'll talk to you soon. Thank you. Bye, guys. Bye.

Dr. Sin is great, huh? Oh fantastic. I'm so excited. However, we now know how just how depraved our audience truly truly is. To stepmom, you're having sex with your stepmom. Yeah, that's the only dog that had run. Listen, what do you do when you have a hot,

when your dad brings home a hot woman and just like, you know, the fact that they both go way that way. Yeah, that's the problem. You know what, I think this, I'm not blamed, I'm not laying the blame on the father. Clearly the, I think the stepmother and the son are at fault here. But what I do have to say is that if dad is 69 years old

or whatever, and then he's bringing home a 20 year old as a new wife and his son is 20 years old, does he not expect some kind of trouble? Can you not foresee some kind of trouble? This just makes sense to me. Unbelievable. I don't know what else I don't know what else to say about that. And the my little pony guy, we're going to get into this in a future episode. Actually next week we'll get into this. We'll get into Brony's next week. I just think it's I think it's time we finally address

the Brony situation. I had no idea that it even existed. There's a whole Brony calm. And the Brony calm is like we're talking like 15,000 people mostly young men went to the brony con Okay, some of them say that they are just going because they like my little pony, right? But then there's a whole subset and some bronies claim that every brony Masterbates to my little pony. Wow, but there is some subset at least we know that is clapping. Clopping. We'll get into clapping next week. See.

So if you have the stomach for it, and the only reason why I know this, because I'm doing research, I just wanna be clear. I have no attraction to ponies. I don't understand how you have an attraction to a my little pony. I don't just don't get it. No matter how beautiful their hair is.

Lovely, their eyes are. Yes. And those gluteus maximus is just clapping in the air. Glittering. All the glitter bombs and sparkly colors. And there's lots of guys who are like, it's just a great show. No, it's not.

It's intended for children. Breaking bad is a great show for adults. My little pony is a great show for six-year-old girls. Or, or- or kids, guys. Yeah, okay, children, boys. I can understand, you know, my boy likes, you know, whatever, Vampirina. And that's obviously a show and-

it geared toward the female energy. But he likes Vampirina. And you know what? God bless him, like Vampirina. If he watched my little pony, it's fucking normal. if you're watching my little pony. He's had normal I don't mean to be judgmental, but I'm gonna be judgmental Just weird Don't you think yeah am I right on this one?

Yeah, I just a place where we can be judgmental it would be a deal breaker for me if If Jeff was a marvоз of brony. Yes, I don't think you would I would move on I don't think to do it would move on. I don't think to go to another pasture if he will greener bass another faster no fun intended But here's the point. I don't even think Jeff would have gotten gotten past the first date with you No because the bronies don't do well with women. Wow. That's why they're masturbating to cartoons by their masturbating to cartoons! See? The fuck are we doing?

God damn this country is fucked. This country is fucked. We're gonna have a brony in office in 10 years. Oh my God. Let it here by the abinone. Now I declare March 13th, 20th, 28th, brony day. Let it be known, foreign wide, that we shall all be able to put our dicks and cartoon ponies dressed up like children.

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