The Commercial Break - Raising A Flag For Fitness!

Starting point is 00:00:00 This man began his television stand-up debut with us 25 years ago. I didn't know that. Very talented actor. Nobody funnyer. Ladies and gentlemen, Norm McDonald. There is one country that worries me though. Not I read, not I read, not North Korea. The only country that really worries me is the country of Germany.

Starting point is 00:00:35 I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not, but it's... LAUGHTER In the early part of the previous century, Germany decided to go to war. And who did they go to war with? The world. It had never been tried before. And so you figured that would take about five seconds for the world to win, but no, it was actually close. Then about 30 years pass and Germany decides again to go to war and again it chooses as its enemy the world. And this time they have that guy.

Starting point is 00:01:30 Schkan, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, that guy. I'm not even going to dignify him by saying his name, but I think you know what I'm about. But you think at that point the world will go listen Germany. Here's the deal, you don't have to be a country no more. On account of you keep attacking the world. You know what I mean? If something is true, it is not sentimental.

Starting point is 00:02:04 And I say in truth, I love you. On this episode of the Commercial Break. No wonder we have a society full of entitled big children. I mean, you climb a rope now. Could I climb a rope now? Are you kidding me? The only thing I was worried about in those damn gym classes was keeping my boner under control. That's the only thing that I had to worry about when...

Starting point is 00:02:46 Yes. And, you know, I mean, because... I brined, it's your mom. I brined, it's your boner. The thing to talk to you about a very special collection that I've been saving has been in the back of my childhood closet. Hmm, sounds interesting. Do you tell?

Starting point is 00:03:04 Go on. I don't think anybody in the world has this particular collection intact. You picked my interest. May I say more a little bit about Madonna? Madonna, Yes, yes, yes What was the other guy in it? Warren baby Warren baby One baby it's long oh yes indeed Is she talking to her I'm asked right away Immediately To begin with I have this product Start up with but light as 17 calories. That cool refreshing taste you've come to know. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Starting point is 00:04:10 Oh yeah, it's another episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian. This is Kristen and Happy Holidays. Holidays. What's that? Let's try that again. I'm Brian. This is Kristen and Happy Holidays. Best of you. Best you, Brian. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. What I'm gonna do another episode of the commercial Mike.

Starting point is 00:04:31 That commercial. That commercial. That's my son would say. Thank you for joining us. We're so excited to have you aboard. I was thinking about something me and my twin brother We're talking over the weekend. Uh-huh. We don't do a lot of that, so I thought, actually, we went on to dinner, which is really nice. Yeah. I don't get a lot of, when you have kids, you know, you don't get a lot of, I have huge opportunity to spend a lot of time with other people besides your children. Right. Or outside of your children.

Starting point is 00:04:53 You don't get to spend a lot of time with people that you love. It's just a reality of having small children, and especially during the time of, you know, the before times and the after times of the front of Iris. It is the before and the after. That's correct. So, I had an opportunity to go and have a nice dinner with my twin brother. He says, you know what I want for my birthday?

Starting point is 00:05:07 I want you to come sit fucking down without your kids and have dinner with me. And I said, that sounds horrible, but I guess I'll suffer through it. What have we got to talk about? We're twins. So we did that. And it had a very nice dinner.

Starting point is 00:05:19 And he reminded me about something that I had forgotten a long time ago. And that is the Arnold Schwarzenegger Physical Fitness Test. Oh, I remember that! He thought I was going to make some big family revelation. He reminded me that the priest did all my fiddle back in second grade. He reminded me that I shouldn't tease about that. No.

Starting point is 00:05:38 That's... Yeah, Ben there, done that. Um, so... Uh, he reminded me of the Arnold Schwarzenegger physical fitness test. That's right. I do. I do. I remember this too. And looking back on it, like when I was going through it, you know, third through fifth grade or however long it lasted, you know, for a whole 40 years. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:55 When I was going through it, I thought it was like, I was really accomplishing something. I felt like getting these awards was incredible because you get an award. You do. Those of you that don't know Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'm going to need to take you out on a Schwarzenegger. Yeah. Those of you that don't know Arnold, you know Arnold Schwarzenegger. I don't need to take Arnold Schwarzenegger as you, no matter when you're born, you know Arnold Schwarzenegger's. Terminate. He teamed up with the, I think it was either the first bushes or the Clintons to make

Starting point is 00:06:16 this award that you, he would, that basically PE teachers would give their students. And it was called the Arnold Schwarzenegger Physical Fitness Award for doing certain tasks. Yeah, I was like a pull up. Pull up. Yeah. Climber rope, three feet tall. Yes, the climbing rope, I was always like, uh-huh. Yeah, touch a wall.

Starting point is 00:06:37 Walk to the bathroom. I mean, it was the most ridiculous of stuff. Roll over once, do two sit-ups. You know, lift your arms above your head, and each time you would do something, you would get an Arnold Schwarzenegger Physical Fitness Award for whatever, you know, rope climb, wall touch, you know, ball throw.

Starting point is 00:06:53 Yes. Now, I just can't imagine how desperate the administration, or Arnold Schwarzenegger, the people in charge of our health here in the United States, like, you know, must have been at the time, looking at the growing waistlines of American children, going, shit. We gotta do something. We gotta get them to do one sit-up.

Starting point is 00:07:15 How are we gonna do that? Let's give them a piece of paper signed by Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was the stupidest fucking thing. You look back on it now. It's accomplishing nothing. We did nothing. You didn't, I mean, basically it was show up and don't fall down.

Starting point is 00:07:30 It's basically in just face some type of activity, just like exercise. I went back and I watched some of these Arnold Schwarzenegger commercials or the PSAs that he would put together for the physical fitness awards. Yes. You thought you were winning like the Iron Man competition when you were physical fitness awards. Yes. I mean, you thought you were winning like the Iron Man competition when you were doing

Starting point is 00:07:48 these awards. I mean Arnold really had everybody convinced that this was, you know, this is going to be great for your waistline, it's going to be great for your plane. What I want you to do is one sit up. You only went halfway. It's okay. No problem. Honest was Neckophysical Fitness Award.

Starting point is 00:08:01 Yeah. Okay. Now I want you to go touch wall. Okay. Congratulations. You're touch wall. Honest was Neckophysical Fitness Award? Yeah. Okay, now I want you, I want you to go touch wall. Oh, congratulations, you'll touch wall. All those shorts, Neckophysical Fitness Award. Ronald Reagan, Ronald Reagan, now he's sound like Henry Fonda. Ronald Reagan appreciates all of your hard work and your effort. You are now champion physical fitness man.

Starting point is 00:08:17 Yes. The truth was, it was just things that we can normally do in our, you know, touch, you know, tire shoe. Timey shoe. How's that giving me a physical fitness walk once around the gym? Walk once around the gym? Yeah. Should have been like, run a mile and, you know, three minutes.

Starting point is 00:08:31 That's where you get the Arnold Schwarzenegger physical fitness award. Well, they were just trying to get something going. Made me feel, makes me feel less than. No wonder, no wonder we have a society full of, you know, entitled big children. I mean, you climb around now. Could I climb a rope now?

Starting point is 00:08:44 Are you kidding me? The only thing I was worried about in those damn gym classes was keeping my boner under control. That's the only thing that I had to worry about. And you know, I mean, because... I brain it's your mom. I brain it's your boner. Because I do remember a specific incidence

Starting point is 00:09:05 in, let's say fourth or fifth grade, when we were doing the Arnold Schwarzenegger. First of all, PE was a nightmare for me. I liked it, but it was a nightmare for me because I had to wear short shorts and I got hair in my legs at age six, right? I had like a full bush on my legs at age six. I was just a hairy motherfucker

Starting point is 00:09:22 and it all started coming in real early. And so I had hair long before any other boys had hair, I had hair everywhere, right? And so I was like the monster man of OLA. I just was fucking huge. Man, child. Yeah. And people would make fun of me.

Starting point is 00:09:36 I also had this weird run, like I have a weird gate anyway. I kind of walk streams, they like one of my hips is kind of cock the wrong way. So when I would run, I would just kind of like, uh, uh, uh, uh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh were attract, you know, my girls. I wanted a detention from. My girls. And they were all laughing. And so when I came off the court, right? And they were like, why do you run so weird? And I was like, what do you mean run so weird?

Starting point is 00:10:13 And they were like, you weren't really weird. It's actually kind of funny. Like one of these girls did. And I was like, oh, man, as if the hair on my balls, my ass, and my legs wasn't enough. Now I've run weird. School can be a cruel place. It's very cruel.

Starting point is 00:10:26 So physical fitness day comes, and I am excited to get an Arnold Schwarzenegger award for anything, right? And the coach calls me up to go do the rope climb, the not rope climb. That's got knots in it, right? Yeah, the knots. So it's not that hard.

Starting point is 00:10:41 It's only 10 feet tall, it's like, cares, you know? But I have a raging heart on. And I will you know? But I have a raging heart on. And I will never forget this. I have a raging heart on. Not for any particular reason, but because my little, you know, my little 11 year old cock decides it's gonna wake up and give me a bone, right? And I'm like, fuck man, what do I do?

Starting point is 00:10:58 So what I did was, and this is, I, I, shit you not, this is what I did. I actually fell over and laid down, I, I, I, shit you not, this is what I did. I actually fell over and laid down. Oh, you played dead. I played dead. I played awesome. The coach was like, what's wrong with you? I can't do it.

Starting point is 00:11:13 And I'm like, I don't know. He's like, you got to get up and do the, and I was like, I can't, I can't get up. And he's like, do I need to call the nurse? And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry, you didn't do it. She's like, you know, if you, Oh, you had to do it. Oh, you had to do it. Was just climb one, not, you just had to get on there.

Starting point is 00:11:46 And he's like, what's wrong with you? I think, I think he might have caught on, like toward the end, he was kind of like, all right, well, never, lay down on the ground and put your boner into the court. It's so funny to talk with you about all this because as a girl and I did not have brothers growing up, I had no clue all of this

Starting point is 00:12:12 was happening to the man's, the boy's apparatus. Yes. While we were like in gym, say in fifth grade, I had no clue to even like look and notice and whatever. Jim, the lunchroom, it was a constant, it was a constant nightmare because it like a dad's Jeff about this dude's like, oh yeah, yeah, it's like living in San Francisco. You never know when the earthquake's going to come. There's always this underlying sense of doom that's coming, right? And it's, and to me, at least, and I'm sure that Jeff, what this would resonate with most guys, yeah, it happened so frequently between fourth grade and really all through high school. Now. Now. Now I got a convention together.

Starting point is 00:12:49 In fact, then it just went on its own. It just had a life of its own. It wasn't because we were horned up. It was because the blood flew to the penis for some reason and then all of a sudden, and say in hello. It was inevitable that when you had an erection, you were going to be asked to walk somewhere for some reason.

Starting point is 00:13:09 Stand up in front of the class, give your little speech, walk down the hallway, go to the principal's office, and then you had this little young man boner running around. And it was just an embarrassing fact of life. And yes, the girls didn't understand. They didn't know. And the last thing I wanted to do was show them.

Starting point is 00:13:26 Was I lurch them to? Yeah, I didn't want to lurch them to the tiny penis that was underneath this thing. I didn't even know what I was thinking. I mean, I wouldn't know what to do with it if I had it. I just knew that this thing was out of control. I was so relieved when I got home sometimes. I was so relieved that my boner could do whatever it wanted to do,

Starting point is 00:13:45 and I could just be upstairs under the covers watching TV, but that's all I wanted was to get home and hide my boner, because it just was a life of its own. And I'm sure that most men can resonate with this. I'm positive, really even in my 20s sometimes, I'd be working at the restaurant, and a boner would pop at the most inconvenient of time. I'm gonna take your order.

Starting point is 00:14:08 Hi, I am Brian. Welcome to the river room. And I'd be standing at the table and just be popping a tent under the apron. The apron would just be sticking up. So you know those little black books, the little check books, right? We had an apron, it had three pockets

Starting point is 00:14:24 that had one in the middle and two on the side for all that stuff So what I would do is I just put one in the middle so I'd be walking around with this big black checkbook flying Disconnected from me by two inches It literally looked like I took a penance duck stuck it underneath my, and just like this, and I couldn't, there was nothing you could do about it. You couldn't convince it to go away. You couldn't, the more you thought about other things to make it go away, the more that

Starting point is 00:14:53 it just raged, right? So you know, they say to think about baseball, think about baseball, think about baseball, right? You think about baseball and the boner would get harder, and stay there longer. It was like, it just almost defied you. It was pissed at you for some reason like it just almost defied you. It was pissed at you for some reason and it wanted to embarrass you. It wanted to announce its presence wherever it went. Yeah. Now I understand why women hate men so much because we really do have two heads and one of them just doesn't even know what it's doing. Or it does know exactly

Starting point is 00:15:20 what it's doing. Like I'll show you table number 44. I have like a couple of gurts words at the table 104 years old. Welcome to the river room. Can I tell you the specialist? Hi. Is that a boner? Oh, look at that curtrutin' that cutie's got a boner. Still got it.

Starting point is 00:15:37 Kill got it. They gotta got my hair, dude. That's right. Did you see this little man boner? Is that on the menu? No, it's not. Can I have a coffee stir right out of your apron? You.

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Starting point is 00:21:07 We are going to give away more cold, hard cash. And we'll tell you more about that on Instagram and in upcoming episodes. Okay, here you go. This is what I want to talk to you about today. Oh, okay. I have been deep in the anals of the internet. As you do. As I do. And I have found a particularly disturbing, I think, trend

Starting point is 00:21:27 that's going on. It's been going on for a long time, actually. It's nothing new in the Sunday anybody that pays attention to YouTube or the internet. There is a subset of YouTubers out there that do something called ASMR, and so that I don't get it wrong, I'll explain exactly what it is. It is autonomous sensory meridian response,

Starting point is 00:21:46 which I believe is bullshit for annoying sounds on a overe sensitive microphone. It's not scientific. It might be, right? I think that's the sense that you get chills. Like a physical response happens in, when a noise, when you hear something, yeah, from your nerve center.

Starting point is 00:22:07 Which for me is my penis. Oh, here comes my nerve center. Quick, quick, down and back, quick, to the bed, under the covers. Quick, jump on the, jump on the basketball court, bone her down. I mean, just imagine me flopping like a fish. The coach being like, what are you doing?

Starting point is 00:22:31 I can't do it. I don't know. Are you scared? No. Should I call the nurse? No, not necessary. I'm pretty sure I'm dead, but I'll be back in a second. I'll be good with it.

Starting point is 00:22:42 It's hard attack. At age 11, yes. It's the big one. So autonomous sensory audio response, whatever bullshit. Right, okay. So it's a physical response to a noise that you hear or noises that you hear. And there are millions and millions and millions of people around the world who are listening to these ASMR videos.

Starting point is 00:23:03 There are a couple of people who are very famous for doing this, YouTubers who are famous and rich because they're doing these auditory videos on on YouTuber. They make all kind of different noises. Now they can here's there's a couple different kinds. There's kinds that just make one particular noise. They might be like today we're going to scratch the microphone. Right, and then they scratch the microphone. Okay. And then there are kinds that set up scenarios.

Starting point is 00:23:30 Right? You're at the doctor getting a rectal exam. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Starting point is 00:23:48 Sounds. Sounds, okay. And then there are those who I think are doing this specifically for the purpose of getting you aroused, right? It's a kind of a sexy thing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm making your bad. Shh. Shh.

Starting point is 00:24:05 Shh. Oh, something for everybody. I like to say. I'm rubbing your boner over your apron. But they all whisper. They're all in this obnoxious voice. Now, I have to be clear about this. I know that the ASMR is so popular with some people.

Starting point is 00:24:26 With me, it is not. I have the exact opposite response to these noises. I feel sick to my stomach. I think it's obnoxious. I hate it. It sounds like nails on a chalkboard. I have yet to find a video where I like the noises that are coming out of there.

Starting point is 00:24:39 And I have watched a lot of these in preparation for this particular episode. Okay. So I thought we'd just dig right in. We wanna hear some ASMR. Sure, nails on the talk board. I just wanna give you, why not? Go for Thanos.

Starting point is 00:24:56 Good for you. Indeed, Thanos. Okay, here we go. Ready? Yes. Let's start off with, this is an ASMR scenario where someone is getting knocked out. They're pretending that you're getting knocked out. Knocked out.

Starting point is 00:25:10 This is an example of really bad ASMR. This girl is probably no older than 11 years old. She's doing a scenario where she knocks you out and then you wake up and she has done some medical procedure on you. What? She's 11 or 12 baby, baby My photo shoot silly There's the lights up there. There's a green screen behind you. Oh, you're at the photo shoot. I'm sorry not the doctors

Starting point is 00:25:40 I'm sorry 11 what do you know about photoshoots? Oh there you go Not the doctors in the year to produce you. I'm sorry, you're making. It's called 11. What do you know about photo shoots? Oh, there you are. You just woke up in my photo shoot. I was just placing your dead body in a particular arrangement. I was sticking carrots up your ass. Well, the people hire people like me

Starting point is 00:26:02 to knock people like you unconscious make them pretty take a picture and then knock you unconscious and you wake about home. What? This is child appearance. What the fuck is going on here? This is insane. Oh my god wait I will hold I know there's people out there that you knock out then you make them pretty and then you then they pretty, and then you, then they go. Oh! What?

Starting point is 00:26:25 Where did you learn this? I have never heard of a service that knocks you out, makes you pretty, and then takes you pictures. I think that's called a rapist. I mean, it's like, this is really strange for an 11 or 12 year old girl to be documenting this kind of content. Where are these parents?

Starting point is 00:26:41 Where? You know how hard it was to get this big flowy dress on you, especially while you were unconscious? It was tough work, but luckily I make a big money off this. What? What? Ah! Ah!

Starting point is 00:27:02 She makes pretty good money in theory from the photos. Yes, in theory, she's playing pretend. Okay. Yeah, my son starts playing pretend like this. She knew how hard it was to get this big, flowy dress. Do you know how hard it was to take your arm off with a saw? But don't worry, I make really good money doing this. Doesn't matter how old I am.

Starting point is 00:27:23 You don't have an arm anymore. You bitch. Now,'t have an arm anymore. You bitch. Now, lay there and take it. This is like a war, maybe like, saw. Oh my God, this girl is crazy. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna put on some makeup, some jewelry, get some props.

Starting point is 00:27:38 This is under the term ASMR, but within three seconds, she loses the ASMR, and now it's just a weird like fantasy video, right? Yeah, but because I don't hear any noises that are particularly pleasant and there's an air conditioner going off in the background Like she's in a water You know, she's like she's in like a fish bowl And then we'll be all good to go So we should probably start with the makeup We should probably start with the fact that you're knocking

Starting point is 00:28:07 people out and taking their pictures. Yeah, we should probably start with an explanation as to why I'm knocked out on the floor. How sad can we start with the phone call the 911? Our child protective services. She's rubbing brushes up against the microphone. Like you get how this goes, right? Okay. Yeah, like somebody is attracted

Starting point is 00:28:31 to the sound of makeup going on. Stop struggling, I'm not gonna hurt you. You already did. Stop struggling, I'm not gonna hurt you. Stop struggling. Stop struggling. Stop struggling. The prop of fall will be back soon. I know. Stop struggling. The prop of all will be back soon.

Starting point is 00:28:46 Stop struggling. This is perfectly normal. I'm 11. What do you got to worry about? I just get paid to knock people out. Put on their makeup and take a picture. Right. Some people like you are so silly.

Starting point is 00:29:01 Sound like a creepy little girl. Some guy hired me to get this. He said he wanted someone with your exact hair color, so that's what he got. What in the... Oh my God, that's like science of the land. Bay, this is like, this is holy shit. Yeah, it's not good.

Starting point is 00:29:21 It's not good, but I want to listen. Someone should alert her parents. So I hope someone, I mean, this video has like, I think, if I remember correctly, I was like 35,000 views. Geez. So somebody out and many likes, so somebody out there is enjoying this content.

Starting point is 00:29:35 If you enjoy this content, your fudge is as fucked up as this little girl is. She needs therapy, not a YouTube channel. I'm always gonna do with your picture. I don't want to ask that. I'm actually part of a really huge company that does stuff like this. You hear barking? It's called Facebook.

Starting point is 00:29:56 You hear a barking dog. It's called Facebook. If you feel something gnawing on your toes, it's just my German shepherd. You broke Facebook's terms of service. We're here to knock you out and take your picture. That's probably a garden dog. Isn't this color so pretty? No! No it's not not I want to go Stop stuggling Brian you can't move your eye you can't move your arms anyway

Starting point is 00:30:34 Blink your eyes once if you like what I'm saying you're so silly You're so silly. Yes, I did chop your penis off. It's okay. I have it here on ice. We could put it back on later Rose garden that's where you have a red dress. He should have gone with red eye shadow to match where he wanted blue eye shadow. So that's what he gets. Who is he? He is some fake guy that paid her to do this.

Starting point is 00:30:55 This is weird. She is fucked up man. Okay, we'll move on to the next one. It's very weird. Yeah, okay, ready? Now, let's do ASMR bedtime. This is bedtime. Yeah, this is good. We'll relax for a bedtime. This is bedtime. Yeah, it's good.

Starting point is 00:31:05 We'll relax for a second. You're going to sleep. It goes to sleep to this shit. So to begin, I have these, you're so golden babe. I'm asked. Is she talking to her I eye mask right away? Immediately. To begin with, I have this product. To start off with, but light as 17 calories, that cool refreshing taste you've come to

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Starting point is 00:32:42 It's just basically whispering. That's right, just whispering. Just whisper too loud. Target is 50% on all clips. It's just basically whispering. That's right, just whisper. Just whisper too loud. There we go, now your hair has been back. Why is everyone doing something like somebody in these videos? There he goes.

Starting point is 00:32:59 There you go. Now your eyeballs are gone. There you go. There you go. Now I pulled all your teeth in. Shhh. Shhh. I donated your testicles to John Hopkins Research.

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Starting point is 00:33:45 duff sub. Thanks. I mean it looks like you have no makeup on so I assumed. Yeah okay cool. What is that? Is this glitter hydrogel under eye mask? Oh I got it. I just wanted that you know that a day who were sponsored by Deena Stryper Glitter.

Starting point is 00:34:07 Deena, she's a stripper. She feels your pain. 50% off all Deena Stryper Glitter. That's stripperglitter.com. Oh god. Oh, it's really cool. How the heck? How the heck? How the heck?

Starting point is 00:34:26 Can't get a mug. It's really cool, only I can't get a mug. Can you hold this for a sec? Oh, I'm sorry, you're not real. Oh, it's slimy. Ew. Speaking of slime, I want to let you know that country cropped butter is 50% slime, 50% cholesterol. It's also 50% slime 50% cholesterol

Starting point is 00:34:46 It's also 50% off at target The help to worry Just going to put it right under your eye There we go. Did they all act like they're talking to you? They all act like you're talking well most of them act like they're talking to you because that's the thing They're trying to get you to have a sensory response. Let's give you another example. Okay. Uh Let's do one for medical. They're this is very popular to have an exam. You're having an exam or you're in a medical doctor's office Yes

Starting point is 00:35:24 Okay, so let me give you the setup. Okay, there's one girl that's being the doctor and one girl that's being the patient. The doctor is speaking with this accent, I think it's a British accent or something like that, but the doctor, excuse me, the doctor speaks of the British accent, and then the patient at time speaks in a different language.

Starting point is 00:35:39 She's like responding in a different language. This is a really strange ASMR, and I don't know about any of you out there, and I realize we're talking all over this, but I'm getting no reaction from these videos, except this is just fucked up. Yeah. Listen, not fucked up in the sense that like anybody's

Starting point is 00:35:53 harming anybody and if you like this, okay, cool. But to me, like, I don't get any pleasure or enjoyment out of listening to this at all. It just sounds like weird people whispering in my ear. Yeah. And making strange. Okay. All right. That's what she was doing. It just sounds like weird people whispering in my ear. Yeah, and making strange I'm gonna spit on your back

Starting point is 00:36:28 Let me stick a wet finger in your ear. I do like that Okay, I want to hear some news, okay. And I'll sit you to leave it. And as far as you can see, it's hard. Okay. This is completely ridiculous. It's ridiculous. I'm sorry, but if they weren't whispering, it would just be you two people acting out, a doctor's visit. It would be two people badly acting out of a doctor's visit. Me too, but like the pen rolling across the thing.

Starting point is 00:36:46 Yeah. There's a lot of people that apparently that like, you know, the clipboard when the nurses come in and they write in the clipboard, that is attractive to them. Like they like that sound. Who are these people and what are they thinking? They must have a, they must be a different vibe, a different makeup than the rest of us.

Starting point is 00:36:59 Because, or than some of us. Because I don't get this whatsoever. I don't understand how this is attractive. Sounds like an annoying girl whispering way too loudly in a very sensitive microphone and then scribbling all over a piece of cardboard. She's appearing to me, sounds jarring. Yeah, it's too much. Not soothing. Not at all. Perfect. Perfect. If I annoyed you completely. Listen to my chain rattle. Is that working? We should start an ASMR channel. We should. We should. And see how popular we are. A-S-M-R. C-C-B-A-S-N-R. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Today we're gonna talk about whisper whisper whisper ball. You'll be.

Starting point is 00:38:11 You'll be. You'll be. You'll be. You'll be. You'll be. You'll be. You'll be. You'll be.

Starting point is 00:38:19 You'll be. You'll be. You'll be. You'll be. You'll be. You'll be. You'll be. You'll yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you wanna stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, here.

Starting point is 00:38:28 Here's a little raccoon chewing your face off. Yeah, I'm gonna say. Let me write on the space of paper. Right. How does that sound? Yeah, you can just do anything, but whisper. Yeah. And then it's not considered ASMR.

Starting point is 00:38:43 Here's bad ASMR. Yeah. Yeah. whisper. Yeah. And then it's not considered ASMR. Here's bad ASMR. Yeah. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Starting point is 00:38:53 Hello. Hello. Everybody are welcome back to doing a... A. Sounds like she's holding it up far. Hello. Welcome back to ASMR! I hope this goes quick because I have bad gas.

Starting point is 00:39:14 And this microphone's really sensitive. This is my third day. I'm gonna shit myself. Oh God. There's probably an audience for that. I know some people would be an audience for that. I tell you that one time by the guy who came out and admitted that he like, Oh Oh It's the worst Video I've ever seen I've ever heard it's so stupid. I don't get it Can someone call in and because someone write in the tell us what you like about ASMR, please?

Starting point is 00:40:07 Six of those best in you. Or at least point it in the direction of something you consider good. Yeah, point it in the direction of something that would give us an auditory response. Because I'm obviously picking some the bad versions of this, but I don't know what good is. Because this none of this turns me on at all.

Starting point is 00:40:20 And I don't mean to turn me on like, a boner at the restaurant. I'm talking about turns me on, like in any way, shape or form. Do I am I attracted to this type of video or noises? And this girl just, you know, Pesty, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, We should do TCBA ASMR. Okay, that's it. We're gonna do a TCBA ASMR video coming up on the YouTube channel, YouTube.com. Yeah, we'll just put it up on YouTube. Yeah, I'm not gonna subject you to that.

Starting point is 00:40:54 This is bad enough. Today is a video. I'm gonna do some mouth sounds because basically three times I filmed a mouth I feel gotten mouth people I should have some water I should add some water. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

Starting point is 00:41:25 Pfft. It does people who smoke weed and they smoke weed and it's like they have dry rice in their mouth. They're like, They're lips, stick to their teeth. I know. Black. Pfft.

Starting point is 00:41:41 Pfft. Fend their done that. That's the worst. And you know the worst is when you get cotton mouth like right before you go talk on a stage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:51 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:59 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. very bad at lying. I'm having fun. I went to the dentist and you know, mass required whatever I walk in there and I'm like,

Starting point is 00:42:09 oh no, I've got a little tickle in my throat. And you know, the more that you think about it, the worse it's gonna get. So I finally was like, shit. And so I went outside and I was trying to call for it out. You were like, and I didn't want to be coughing inside the dentist. No. People think you got COVID. They freak out. They it out. You know, I was like, and I didn't want to be coughing inside the dentist. No.

Starting point is 00:42:25 People think you got girlfriend. They freak out. They freak out. Yeah. I came back in, I came back in, she's like, Kristen Brands, but I'm like, yes. And I'm like, I came back there.

Starting point is 00:42:35 I was like, I'm sorry, you guys, I'm so the water, please. Please tell me, I don't, you're gonna hear me cough, but I'm not sick. It's weird that we have to explain that to people. I remember when the virus first came out and I went to the store one time

Starting point is 00:42:48 and I went with Matti and Matti was coughing, not, but I think just because he's a kid. He was just like having a kid cough for people who were looking at us, we were telling you what, here, let's listen to a little bit more of them. Okay, I'm about to show up. Okay, sounds good. Right here, but it's always been a,

Starting point is 00:43:03 a, it's my friends, my friend, and like, recently three times. But it's never ever been like good. Just like I can't hear myself when I'm using I like that little one. I don't even understand anything she's doing. I don't understand a fucking word she's saying. I think she said she called her friend about a microphone. But clearly, drink a glass of water.

Starting point is 00:43:21 Jeez, you're talking with your all kind of weird, like, it. You might do it. I hope you enjoy my ASMR. And then she's repeating random words. She's like, wow, to my ASMR. I got it. Yeah, that's not good. I have to go to the store, store, store, store.

Starting point is 00:43:48 I know it's just talking. They're just talking at a really low voice. But again, maybe you attracted to it. So maybe you and I can come up with it. Let's do it. Let's see how many views we get. M R. So I had this thing when my kids were little. And it worked every time.

Starting point is 00:44:04 I would count backwards from 30 over and over again to put them to sleep. So I had this thing when my kids were little and it worked every time. I would count backwards from 30 over and over again to put them to sleep. But the longer that I counted, the more intonated the numbers would get. I mean, an example. 30, 29, 28, 27, 26. 28 27 26 and then the next time be like 30 29 28

Starting point is 00:44:37 27 go the fuck to sleep Is there a book there is this book by what's his name? No, not Morgan Freeman. Same old Jackson. It's called Go the Fuck the Sleep. Yeah, and it's a great book. It really is. And it lets you know that you're not the only one out there.

Starting point is 00:44:56 Right, the struggle is real. The struggle is real. Okay, two more seconds of this girl. I just want to see what else she has to say. Because I don't understand the word already. Yeah, what was I? If he's going to tell my aunt I'm tired see what else she has to say, because I don't understand the word already. Yeah, oh Sam, if he's gone tell me come here and I'm tired of it anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:45:11 What? This sounds like she's breathing in and talking. He can't tell, something. He can't tell, something. My, my, my, my. What if I just made clacking noises? Grang, grang, grang, grang. Against the mark duck.

Starting point is 00:45:21 Grang, grang, grang, grang, or. Yee-hee! Yee-hee! Yep. ASMR duck We've got to do it. We're doing it. We're doing an ASMR video Commercial break is really gonna get into ASMR. We're gonna be the new ASMR leaders Yeah, that's what it's gonna be We're gonna get into ASMR. We're gonna be the new ASMR leaders. That's what it's gonna be Some of these videos have millions of views Cracking it 100,000 what the fuck are we that bad I think it's just YouTube's algorithm is called on yeah, I got that commercial break people not showing that to anybody Fuck those guys. Oh! Oh!

Starting point is 00:46:05 But subscribers continue to come. Thank you so much, so much, so much, so much. Yes. Chris and I are going to be making live appearances here. Not like an actual show where you pay tickets, but we're going to be making live appearances. We're going to be Mercedes-Benz Stadium coming up. We're going to be Mercedes-Benz Stadium.

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