The Commercial Break - Reese Is In Pieces

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

Do you wash your legs? Should you wash your legs? Bryan can't remember if he does or not. Possibly due to the hour long showers he takes twice daily! Hot water is a hot topic in many households. The timed shower is a familiar thing for many families. Bryan discusses his shower timing as a teen. Finally, Mason Reese was a 1970's-80's commercial child star who found love in a 20-something OnlyFans model back in 2018. Recently Mason and Sara announced their break-up due to a disagreement about how they ranked each other in bed. Bryan and Krissy review! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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On this episode of the Commercial Break. So I was the oldest in the family, so I would be woken up first. I'd like one minute. Seven minutes. Seven minutes. Seven minutes. Seven minutes, my twin brother will never live down. You've been holding that over him all of your life.

That's right. You know, I often say. You know what? I was the first born. I can tell the future, I'm seven minutes ahead of you. I know what happened seven minutes before you did. Hey girl, are you at the star, where are you right now? I'm at the Starbucks. I'm gonna drive by and to drop a second.

Can't do a quick interview. Don't tell anybody. I'm not gonna tell anything I'm gonna drive by and to drop a second. Can't do a quick interview. Don't tell anybody. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not that kind of guy.

I never handed you a dollar. However, I did throw a sack of fat cash you're away at the Starbucks. There you were, those goddy fucking records. Same chain bracelet bracelets though. Yeah, but why? Why? Are we a little old for chain bracelets at 56 years old?

Where bea-bracelet's like, I go, that's more mature. That tells everybody when you walk into the McDonald's, there is a guy who's had a spiritual awakening. the next episode of the commercial break starts now yeah we'll get back to another episode of the commercial break I'm Brian Green this is the director of customer service Kristen Joy, hopefully, Chrissy, best to you best to you Brian best to you out there in the podcast universe

how the hell are you thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this The Commercial Break. It's not for everyone, but fact news or fiction is guaranteed in the first 30 seconds or less or your money back, we're right here, Chrissy. We are right here. Oh my gosh, the internet is a flame. The internet is a flame, and I must discuss this.

The internet is a flame with the following question. Okay. Do you or do you not wash your legs in the shower? Wash your legs in the shower. Yeah. Do you? I mean, you must because you shave your legs, right? Yeah. Now I soap up my soap up the whole body. You soap up the whole body. You're a whole. I've got like an exfoliating

wit and I kind of do the whole body. You exfoliate. You get rid of those dead skills. You read dead cells. You replace them with brand new cells. Yeah. Regeneration. Yeah. Yeah, it's regeneration. Yeah, regeneration is right. It's transmution is what it is. Chrissy if I dare say there are people out on the internet that are saying why would you wash your legs?

Like the soap goes all the way down you. So why do you wash your legs? Like that's not a part of the body that needs necessarily a lot of attention. I mean, if I'm in a hurry and not specifically focused on the legs, I agree with that. Yeah, so I've really been focused on this for the last week. Do I or do I not wash my legs? Because I can't really remember. I don't know if I wash the legs. I agree with that. Yeah, so I've really been focused on this for the last week. Do I or do I not wash my legs?

Because I can't really remember. I don't know if I wash my legs. I just got, there's a routine. There is a reason. After so many years of doing it, do I really have to focus that much on which? Do you wash your belly button? No.

Specifically? No. Do I wash out my belly button? No. But I don't have a big any where it would be, there would be a bunch of stuff collecting in there. But I've seen some collection pits. You know what I'm talking about?

There are people with collection pits. And then occasionally you get the Audi. I've dated a few women with the Audi. And at first it takes a little getting used to. Because I mean, it's not, no, it's a no. It's false that you have an Audi. It's just an Audi. It's just a bad doctor cutting the cords the wrong way.

Is that how it goes? Is that how it goes? I think it is a deal with the cord cutting. I'm not sure. Okay. Is that how it goes? Is that how it goes? I think it is a deal with the cord cutting. I'm not sure. I'll find out in my next maybe. Cut the cord and the cord falls out. So it's kind of just how the cord.

No, that's right. I agree with it. And it also has to do with how you tend to the cord during that period of time while it's still attached. Is whether or not you get it in here or not. Or so they say. Fagnies are fiction. Fagnies are fiction. Fagnies are fiction.

Sorry, seconds or less, we just gave it to you. To decide. But I did say the holiday unless I don't watch my belly button specifically, but I'm really persnickety about being clean. But I couldn't remember. Yeah, Chrissy's seen me in the shower before. She's seen video replay. I take 40 minute showers. Yes, do.

And everybody in my life hates this. Every human being that knows me, hates me for this. It's a running gag in my dad's house. See, my dad up at his house over there, because my dad was born in a time when you didn't need hot water for a shower, I suppose. I don't know what the craziness is. But he's got a five gallon tank, hot water tank.

You don't know what I'm saying? One of those miniature ones that can literally fit in a suitcase. And so the second you start to hot water, the timer is on it. You have 30 seconds to get that one. Oh, you better go. So when I was a teenager, there were four boys

and two adults living in the house. So my dad was like on the timer, right? Get out of the shower. There were three girls with us, and we had the long hair and stuff. Oh yeah. But I think if you, I think my dad would have been more understanding

how to spend a girl. I think he probably would have been okay. Why would it just ran out? And that was, you're like, you had to time it between people taking showers. So I was the oldest in the family. So I would be woken up first. I'd like one minute. seven minutes, seven minutes,

seven minutes, my twin brother will never live down. I was gonna say you've been holding that over him all of your life. That's right. You know that I often say, you know what? I was the first born. I can tell the future. I'm seven minutes ahead of you. I know what happened seven minutes before you did. Yeah. Uh, I coax them out. I say, hey, come on man, water's warm.

He, so my dad used to, this is how it would go, is that we went to this school where my dad would have to drive us every day, there was no bus service. It was like a hour long drive. It was a whole fucking, it was a whole thing. And so my dad would wake me up first when the whole routine got started. He would wake me up first.

He would say, Brian, get out of bed. So I got the shit into this stick. I stayed up the latest. I got up the earliest. I've been tired ever since. Yes. There was a system. There's a system.

So he gets me up, however, after I got teenage years, I started being woken up last. And the reason why is because no one had any hot water after I was done. So I didn't, I guess I was being a little selfish, but it just takes me a hot minute. So like, I mean, I wake up kind of going, but I like that hot water just to like give me some time to relax and wake up. And that habit started when I was a teenager.

So I got that knock on the door every morning and it always came to the third knock. And by the third knock my dad would be pissed and that was time to get out. So I kind of learned the routine, right? I had, it's like a, it's like when you hit a snooze button on an alarm clock. I knew the first two knocks, I was okay to get away with,

but by the third knock, I better be out of the shit. So there's the timer, it was like five minutes, five minutes to get in the shower. So when I lived on my own, I decided no more fucking timers. I'm gonna take it's shower until I wanna get out. So there's the timer, it was like five minutes, five minutes to get in the shower. So when I lived on my own, I decided no more fucking timers. I'm gonna take its shower until I wanna get out. And I started this routine. I can do whatever I want.

I can do whatever I want. I'm gonna have a gas bill. I'm gonna have a $7 gas bill every month. I started this routine, I just showered until the hot water ran out. And now everybody hates me for it. Everybody hates me. Well, because now you have a house full of people again.

I know that's why when we redid this house, I said, what's the biggest water tank you can get? And the guy was like 110 gallons and I was like, give it to me. So that's so much. That cost 25,000. I'll take it. Yeah.

Do you have a payment plan? Do you have a program like a payback? Still paying back the roadcaster here in the studio. It costs $700. Wait a studio. It's got $700. Wait a minute, that's Spotify money. That's right. Number three in Canada. Uh, apparently no one gives a shit.

So I got a paid attention to my routine and I have to say I think I am a leg washer only on occasion. I don't think I, I don't think I wash my legs every single time. I think you should just go ahead and say you're a leg washer so that you can account for that was for you. I'm going to. That's true. I just go ahead and say it takes me really long. I watch every little spot.

I watch every little crack and good. And the truth is I'm usually just watching YouTube videos and there are the worst things that happen to my wife was the day that I put out of water for her because that I'm like, I just sit in there. I have a phone holder in my shower. I just watch YouTube videos the entire time. I feel like it's a protection shield against the children. I don't have to deal with him.

I don't have a shower, dad's in the shower. Hey, come on, I'm taking a shower. Can I have a minute? Can I have a minute? I work all day, I play all night. Can I just have one minute in the shower? That's where it's like, you mean 50 minutes in the shower? That's what it's like. You mean 50 minutes in the shower?

Sure, Brian, no problem. Go ahead. Go ahead. Oh, yeah, you know, I think about it, and I, I, I on it, I think I've washed my legs. I take two showers, and I think I've washed them at night. I think it's what I've learned about myself. A little self-reflection.

You know, you get old when you just don't have enough room and your brain for stuff like that. When someone asks that question, you don't even know the answer. Right, it's so automatic. Yeah, it's such superfluous information that why would I ever pay attention? I mean, it's very true though, just in this age,

I think of just so much information all the time, all the time, all the time, new stuff. It's good. I mean, it's like a bookmark stuff all the time and I never go back to this bookmark. I have no idea what I'm thinking. Yeah. I have a list of books that I'm gonna read.

Yeah. It's 400 books long, and I haven't even got to number two yet. And number one's sitting right there, and I haven't read 16 pages of it. I know. There is no time for that. No. I should stop lying to myself,

because that makes me feel bad then. I feel bad that I don't get to shit. I should just start saying no. I should learn to say, you know, they say, you know, learn to say yes. Be a yes person. You know, like light and love girls should be like, say yes to the world.

I'm gonna start saying no to the world. I'm gonna be like, no, I don't need another thing on my list to make myself feel bad about. I just don't. Got a book list, I gotta wash my legs. I got 110 gallon shower and I run out of hot water every single day. Luckily, the kids don't take their own shower yet. That happens, then I'm going to really have to curtail my time.

Yeah, because we just pop them in the shower with us now. It's just the easiest way to get things done. You pop them in the shower and then now they want to watch YouTube videos the entire time, too. I'm going to do something. Danny, what the hell? I know, but then I don't get to watch my shit. So now I'm constantly on rotation of some silly fucking kid movie that's like, ah! I'll never get to this book that I want to read.

However, I've watched every children's movie that Disney or Prime has put out 35 fucking thousand times. It's totally obnoxious. I was throwing on the internet. As I do. Story that I hooked onto, probably about three months ago that we just hadn't gotten to. It's like on our list of, it's like a book list.

It's like a book list. It's the book, my. It's exactly the same with the list of content. It's 500 items deep. And when I go back and look at number one, I'm like, I'll never get to that. Why didn't I just take that off my list? I

Feel like I'm gonna accomplish something when I was throwing on the internet as I do You know, we have this British TV show on ITV the morning show That yeah, we like to we like to take a look at their content because they're really good at Bringing on completely ridiculous people and treating them seriously. Seriously. Like, and then what did the alien have? And then you had anal sex with the ghost?

Amazing. How did that feel? Yes. How do you give a ghost a blowjob exactly? They, they, they, they, it's like they're serious, but at the same time, they're kind of side-mouthing it. You can see their face. You can see their face. They're in our camp.

They know that this shit is crazy, but they take it seriously because that's the best way to get the interview out of those people. If you made fun of them right off the bat, or you made it sound like you don't believe what they're saying, then they just wouldn't play ball, right? So our friends at ITV, yeah, they'd be defensive. Our friends at ITV and the morning show highlighted

some sugar daddy type stuff. They do this sugar daddy shit all the time, right? You know, this guy is 70 year olds married to this 20 year old. It's low hanging fruit. It's low hanging fruit. I totally agree. And I'm interested.

But you gotta come up with something every day. Oh my God, can you imagine? It's hard enough to do it three days a week. I can't, I mean, I guess if we had all the time in the world, like if this was our only specific job. True. Like if anybody would pay us any money to do the commercial break, we would probably foot out, you know,

we would probably pay more attention like the I, and also they have a staff of people that does that shit for them. Exactly. It's not like they wake up and yeah, they're not like me sitting in the studio in the middle of the night trolling for internet videos on YouTube. They are, you know, they show up, they have put the little Post-it notes in the nico. Mm-hmm.

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But this is highly interesting to me there is a there was a child I guess you call him a child actor is probably the best way to describe a kid that became famous back in the 70s and 80s I don't know which Disease he has or which you know try to birth the fact I'm not even sure what you call it, that he has, but he is very short, even as an adult, he's only like four foot tall. And he may have some acondroplasia, maybe what's described here, but it's not as pronounced

as it is with some other people. So when he was a kid, he was very cute. He had a very tiny little voice, and he looked like a little adult, right? And so I believe that's why they took his name is Reese. They took Reese and they kind of pushed him out in front of the cameras And he would sell stuff like Dunkin' Donuts Munchkins. Oh god. Like Dunkin' Donuts Munchkins and Tuna Salad and chicken salad. Yeah, I guess that was the joke. Yeah.

And Reese like many other children, child stars of the 70s and 80s, had about three years where he was famous and then not that. And you grow up, yeah. Luckily, Reese is not short on attention or love because Reese has found himself a hot girlfriend, a hot young girlfriend. Reese is now in his 50s or 60s.

He's a very nice. Good for Reese. So the good people at ITV caught up with Reese because they know him somehow they'll show connection. They caught up with Reese because they know him somehow this show connection They caught up with Reese and they decided they wanted to bring his young girlfriend on have a conversation With them about this relationship now. I'll preface this by saying This happened a number of years ago like 2018 this interview happened We're gonna fast forward here in just a few minutes to what's going on now

Okay, it's the more prescient thing and it's been in the news lately and I thought oh I remember six months ago I decided I was gonna do this as a concept. I remember the day I yeah. Spark to memory. That's correct. Okay so now we're gonna go to our good people at ITV this morning. Here you go take a listen. Yep.

Well Mason and Sarah say love is more than just skin deep and they both join us now. Live from New York and welcome. It's so lovely to see you both here today. And I had this relationship begin because actually Sarah, it was you that first contacted Mason on Facebook, didn't you? You asked her, you offered it.

You tried to get a friend request. Why did you do that? Well, a friend of mine was actually telling me about him and she said he was a former child star I wasn't familiar with any of his work. He was a Ford have I'm a former child star and I am a current porn star So I felt like the fit was there She is an only fans girl. Okay sex work his work. Don't care. It doesn't matter But look how young she is compared to him He's clearly in his 60s 50s or 60s and she looks like what are they how old is she say she was?

20 19 20 very young so I just looked him up on YouTube and I saw his videos and I thought wow This kid's really fascinating and I Was a kid. He was a kid. I think he would be a good connection to have. So I added him on Facebook and he was commenting on my photos and we had a little bit of conversation but I was already kind of talking to somebody at the time and I went to this convention. Fascinating story.

So how did the two of you have sex? I'd been and Mason was telling me that he was also going to the convention. So we had a little bit of correspondence and Where is she from? I don't know. There's an accent. I can't play. It's like a like a mid-Atlantic accent. Maybe. Correspondence. Mason showed up at my table where I was signing pictures. I did, I did. Yeah, he's his face.

He's like, yeah, that was me. He's so proud. No, no. He's like, yeah, I'm not bold, some odd tale. What do you think? Just started talking for three hours. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty crazy.

Yeah, we talked. He was pretty crazy. I opened my mouth, she opened her mouth, it went back and forth with noises, that mean something, it was a talking thing. To me, I'd like to grab a drink with you later. So I ditched the other guy and I hung out with Mason and we just made out for the whole night.

No. Ha, ha, ha. Well, that's the way things happen at conventions. There's all conventions. It's the way things happen at conventions. Which conventions? I've never met at a convention where I start making out with people for hours. Maybe I'm not going to the right kind of conventions.

I don't know. I used to go and do conventions, not that I would hook up with people, but I would go to these conventions and you see the same people like if it's a certain industry. Oh, okay. You see the same people and I mean after a few of these, I thought a great new Will Ferrell movie would be the convention circuit. The convention circuit. The convention circuit. The convention circuit. People are looking up, you're getting drunk and the lobby of the bar. I'm interested to know what convention circuit these two are hitting together. She was signing pictures.

Signing pictures for her only fans. So she's on only fans panel, and he's on like a child star panel. I think maybe she was just signing pictures. I have so many conventions these days. And they're all nonsensical. And I've been to a few of these, like random events here in Atlanta where it's like, oh, I should go to them.

And you walk in and it's just sad. Like the whole thing is just sad. There's a smell in the air. There it is. It smells like dead child star. But made out, I mean, you kissed until sort of 3am, didn't you? I mean, it was like an it made some basis for you. For you, what was going on in your head?

For you, for you, have you made out with anybody before ever? What's going on in your head? For you, for you. Have you made out with anybody before ever? What's going on in your head? It's going on in his head. Which head? Yeah, I thought you always going on in your head. Holy shit, yeah. The time. To be very honest with you, I don't even

know what was going on inside my head. The bottom line was, and I've said this a few times already, at most, to me, it was, you know, innocent playful floating, really. I didn't think that this really beautiful young adult model would find anything remotely fascinating about- There's so many adults modeling in the background. No, no, no, no, no, that's the New York Times Square.

They were just sitting in a studio and that's Times Square back there. No, that would be pretty funny. If they were playing only fans of the background, showing some of her better, better, better. Look how she's stroking his shoulder. She can't get enough of him. She is. She's very infatuated. Do you think the munchkin's guy for the Dunkin' Donuts? He did over 150 commercials by the way.

Okay. And he had a TV pilot. I can get into the TV pilot on a part too, which is just gold. I mean, it's gold. But do you think that really he has any money to be to be had? I don't know. I'm not saying that's what I'm not saying that's our only intention. I don't know. No one knows, right? But a lot of times that is the case with the younger girls and the older guys. But yeah, I mean, yeah, I think it's the case that it sounds like she's making her own money. Yeah, she's got her own money. She's got an only fans. Well, this could only help her cause being on ITV, right?

Right. 54 year old old man. But she did, and seven months later, I'm thrilled, but that night, really, honestly, I didn't think it was going to be anything more than a diet soda for me and a drink for her and some innocent flirtation, but it turned out to be a little more than that. But later on, we got around in the second. What can I say? That's me. I'm a man's man. I'm a guy's guy.

Yeah, he's so proud. He is. He's so proud. Yeah, he should be. He's beautiful. Yeah. He promised to me at the end of the night that he would call me every day while he was in LA.

He was out there for about a month. And after he got back, I just went to New York and we've practically lived together ever since. Yeah, she's basically been living in my apartment since December 4th. Marked out on your calendar, shits. Don't you love when people yell at these interviews? And they just foolish shit you'd never wanted to know you don't care. Well, basically, I had to fly back to New York, then I went to Boston on the third and on the seventh, I had to fly down to Florida,

but on the fourth I went to my aunt Lorraine's. I called him twice and then he said, on December 4th, come and live with me. Who cares? Care. Somebody ordered, the interviewer should take control of this interview because we're getting a bunch of information that's not at all relevant to it

Yeah, they need to dig it Give her take a few days where she had to travel a little bit on the road, but basically but live it with me So what is it tell us what is it you see in each other? What do you what do you love about one another? Well Well, he's got an apartment Let me answer that by asking another question. What donut I love about her. You next, you go next.

Let's turn the tables. I think Mason's really strong. He's got his own apartment. He doesn't live with my mom and dad, how's that? We laugh together all the time. We have things in common. Like, we love to shoot pool. That's one of our right, we laugh together all the time. We have things in common. Like we love to shoot pool. That's one of our favorite things to do.

We love to eat out a restaurant. We love to eat out of my- I love it! I love to eat out at a restaurant. I love it. Or shoot pool, really. Or shoot pool. I mean, anybody, yeah.

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But Wow, okay, she has his mobility scooter make the best of it. I wonder if she's sitting Is that like a Memorow away from it? Is that like the roused about yeah? Roused about the run about The American freedom ego now covered by Medicaid But yeah, you could go to the great Now covered by Medicaid, but you could go to the great canyon.

They're driving around the grand canyon. If you've ever been to the grand canyon, you're not going anywhere except the parking lot. The rest about three gave me the freedom and mobility I've been wanting for years. But someone tried to call my mom to give this cell heart one of those. They were, yeah, oh, it's a whole insurance scam.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Look at a lot of fun. What's up? me I'm getting a lot of stairs on the scooter. Well, yeah, I'm getting a lot of surprise. I'm getting a lot of stuff. I'm getting a lot of stuff to do on the front. I'm taking it as on the scooter. We're getting a lot of stairs on the computer. I on the streets. I'm getting a lot of additional lonely fans. People coming in the door. It's really a win-win for me. I'm getting a lot of additional lonely fans, people coming in the door. It's really a win-win for me. I'm not sure about him, but it's a win-win for me.

Just getting the looks as well. Yeah, right now he's on the floor right here. We just had him bark. I just had him. I just had him. Sarah, what's up? What? He'll be quiet. What do you do for a living?

He will be quiet. I don't think there's a dog in the studio. I have no idea what to do here. I thought I heard a dog. I thought I heard a dog in the studio. I have no idea what's in here. I've not heard a dog. I've heard a dog on our end. I didn't know if that was blue. That's an R studio, not theirs. I do it without modeling work.

About two years ago, I started doing cam work. So a cam girl, I've kind of done like soft core adult work. That's mostly what I do. Well, you know. God bless. Let me tell you right now. Start it up. I mean, just be honest.

Let me tell you right now. If I had a choice between doing this podcast, 17 hours a week or doing soft core porn, I would pick soft core porn every day because we probably get three played three times as much for one hour of work at soft core. Yeah, we had to do so much work to get a dollar around here. Sex else. Sex work is work. There was also a website that you run where you were a sugar baby. Is that is that right? That's are these are these girls that go on to

this website to find a sugar down. Look at him. Yep, Is that right? That's the girls that go onto this website to find a sugar daddy. Look at him. He's like, yep, yep, absolutely. That's where I found her. That's how we make extra money. Yeah. There you go.

These sort of gives the money to take the dinner or and that sort of thing. And because of that history, there are people who have sort of been quite unkind about this and sort of said, well, you know, this is what she does. What do you say to those people? You know, it doesn't really... Great question, Tom Broca. I don't know what they think because Mason and I love each other and that's all that really matters at the end of the day. They can't take that away from us. But, you know, just because I was a sugar baby

doesn't mean that I'm after his money, I think. Just because I've slept with other guys for money doesn't mean I'm sleeping with this guy for money. Which is true. That is a true statement. Very true. But you could see where someone might make the inference. The inference. Now he's going to defend her because that's what

a good sugar daddy does. A lot of girls today are actually sugar babies Does that mean they can't find themselves a long-term relationship? I don't think that's the case true story The definition About this because he keeps it as I said I know it's so weird. Sometimes people have thatism, right? Like there's a bunch ofisms I have. Like and write and all this. I see.

Anyway, I think this is just a, like one of those mannerisms that he has. I know it's easy. Yeah, like. Doing the interview circuit. Are we having to answer for why they're together? We're not gonna find this guy on Good Morning America. Yeah.

Right? Maybe it's probably not TMZ. I don't think he's famous enough to be on TMZ. So who exactly is he doing the interview so far? I don't know. I mean, this is ITV. ITV. ITV. You got real street cred with you. Go on ITV. I wish we could be on the ITV morning show. We should. Sugar baby relationship is a man who gives money to the woman to help pay her bills, to, you know, for her apartment or her car payments or her mortgage, whatever it may be. That's not the part where you can watch do soft core porn.

It's not just the kind of. I don't pay her rent. I'm not into our mortgage payments or her car payment. I just give her straight cash through. It's her car payment. I just give her straight cash through It's their lonely fan Do we go out tonight's dinners sure have I bought her a bracelet and a necklace for her to wear when we go out sure I hope that is when people start asking and answering their own questions. I hope that is the necklace He bought her. Yeah, like her ribbon that is

One of those things you get as a Florida beach gift shop, like a pan of less than a gift shop with your name on it. He's like, I love when people start asking and answering their own questions. Do I occasionally take her out for a nice dinner? Sure. Do I occasionally write her a $10,000 check? Absolutely. Does that make me a sugar daddy?

Probably not. Okay, a few more minutes of this than I want to get to forward. Absolutely. Does that make me a sugar daddy? Probably not. Okay, a few more minutes of this than I want to get to forward. And in the seven months that we've been together, she has never once said to me, I'm running low this month, you know, can you help me with my rent or can you help me with my cell phone? Because she lives with you. Why would she pay her rent? That's the silly thing I've ever heard. Plus, I bet she's on his family plan at this point. Oh, of course.

Yeah. Putting for someone, in 2022, I think someone on a family plan. I think that's my, for like, 40 bucks. I've got two of my neighbors on my family plan. I mean, I got my dog on my family plan. I've all, there's people in Venezuela on my family plan. What is the big deal?

Yeah. Yeah, it's like $10 for unlimited data. Why wouldn't you? Or anything like that. I've never handed her a deal. Yeah, it's like $10 for unlimited data. Why wouldn't you? Anything like that. I've never handed her a dollar. Now in the morning, when she wants to go out and get some coffee, you know, do I give her a couple of bucks for a coffee? Sure. But but sir, sir, are you telling me you've never handed her a dollar? That's right. What about the times when she goes out and for a coffee in the morning? Sure, are you sure sure? Do I occasionally handle a dollar sure? But I've never handed this girl a dollar, but do I occasionally handle a couple dollars for coffee sure?

Did she go in by a car with a couple of dollars that I gave her sure? But I never handed her a dollar my My American Express, that's a different story altogether. So... I don't think that really falls into the category of the sugar daddy, sugar baby. I think I'm just a nice boy friend. Yeah, he just spoils me. He's very generous. And...

It's just going to get everything he just said. I said something is up here. Yes, of course. He just spent five minutes asking and answering his own questions about how he's not a sugar daddy. He doesn't spoil her. They just go out to dinner on occasion and sometimes he has, you know, he throws it. And she lives with him and she lives with him.

She rides in the mobility center. No, I'm gonna give it shit. It's not like, I'm not gonna care. It's a God bless you. It's good work if you can get it. I'm gonna get it. My friend Marlon's in this exact same type of situation. He's about to fly to Venice on a private jet

because, but he's dating someone's absolutely crazy controlling. But okay, I don't get derailed without. All right, let's just do this. And then I want to fast forward to 2022 and what's going on now with their relationship You know what sugar daddy's it's not an exclusive thing and They give you money, so it was like I would meet up with the guy and he would just give me money And it wasn't like an emotional connection

I'm also a self-corpore. Hey, girl, it's me, Carl. Are you near North Point Mall? I got some money, I want to meet up and give you. Hey, Carl. Are you at the start? Where are you right now? At the Starbucks.

I'm going to drive by and to drop a second. Can't do real quick with your feet. Don't tell anybody. I'm not a by and to drop a second. Can't have real quick on your feet. Don't tell anybody. I'm not gonna tell you anything I'm sorry. I'm not gonna go. I never handed you a dollar. However, I did throw a sack of fat cash away at the Starbucks. Hey girl, this is me.

I'm flying my helicopter. I'm just gonna drop a couple thousand dollars out the door. I Girl I'm fine my helicopter. I'm just gonna drop a couple thousand dollars out the house of door Your apartment if you don't mind. I don't expect anything return. Don't worry about it Nothing needed no no connection hey girls me. Maybe you go should have practiced this before you went on ITV They need a no no connection. Hey girls me maybe you go to the practice first before you went on ITV. All right, okay. All right.

The emotional connection because you the early stages of any relationship, you know, the one big step is to be introduced to parents and and and Sarah you introduced Mason to your parents at Christmas. He went came round for Christmas He came to Boston for Christmas and my dad loved him because my dad actually knew who he was I always believed that your soft core born and I always believed that your soft core born and only fans would lead to big things. Hey, honey, I just wanted to say I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud. When I was, when you were just born, even before you were born, I first met your mother.

There was a little kid who used to do these Dunkin' Donuts and chicken salad sandwich commercials and I said, when I have children, I want them to date someone like this. He was a fan, he goes, yeah, he was a fan. He was a fan of what? You're early Dunkin' Donuts work. And he's the fan of people in commercials. No, what is that supposed? What is that supposed?

Well, okay, let me expound on this. Reese Mason, actually, he was a regular on the Mike Douglas show. He was an interviewer a number of times on the Mike Douglas show. And you could see how people might be, like the guy is, he was a very engaging child. He's very smart, he was well-spoken, and him and Mike Douglas had this rapport that went back and forth,

and Mike was kind of like an uncle or a father figure, and a couple times Mason cried in the guys arms and about whatever, a number of things. So you could see how maybe he would grow on people out there in the TV audience because at that time, back then, my Douglas show is one of four things you could watch at the time, right?

As a matter of fact, I think Mike Douglas show was like one of the first late night television shows that was out there. You didn't have the choices that you have. You didn't have the choice between Jersey Shore 2.0 or Buckhead Shore 1.0. Both of which got less than 500,000 people watching them. Oh my God. And they're considered a hit to MTV.

We'll get to that. Okay. And so they're unconcerned with the age difference? Well, I've actually brought one other guy to my house for Christmas before a few years. I brought him both to Christmas and I said, hey, Dad, you choose. And he said, hey, the Dunkin' Donuts kid looks good. He can't do too much damage. Yeah.

So, go. And he was 40. So, I don't think my parents are too concerned. I think they know that I like older guys. They might be more concerned about the only fans considering you're like barely 18. Yeah, you can't be more than 19 years old. She looks, or she got a super baby face

because she looks like a young girl. It's just like leads up to a whole nother question. Like when you're a parent, I guess the only thing you can do is be supportive of their ventures as long as they're not hurting themselves or others. Yeah. Yeah. It's a different world out there than it was when we were kids 60 or 70 years ago. I do it if I good.

We're doing the panda. I know we're doing this. This is like hoaring ourselves out, isn't it? During the pandemic, there was a lot of things that went through my head to make money. And I thought, well, let me get on there, make a couple videos, couple sexy videos of me. And I just think that fat, balding, white guys, it's just out right now.

No one wants to buy that one. Everything's coming back though. Everything's circular. The A's and the Linies. Dad bod porn is gonna come back to style soon. I just don't think. No, don't fret. You got the camera set up in here.

Oh, that's true. Yeah, I got great lighting. I got great penis lighting. I mean, I'll put on my cock to pay and just go for it. I love Mason. I think they're just happy I'm not with the guy who's a bad boy. Yeah, not with a film and and marriage

Is that on the cards because Sarah that's something that you you want isn't it? I Look at him. Yeah, he's the kind of guy. I mean he's having two diet coaxed acidic. You know saying He's the kind of guy that wears underwear twice in a week I'm not saying he's the kid. He's the kind of guy that wears underwear twice in a week. I'm leaving it out, I'm picking it back up, I don't give a shit. All right, you wanna see what's going on with him now? Yes, that's what brought this all up for me.

Like, you know, I put this in the back pocket, I said, well, get to this eventually. However, when I saw, excuse me, when Mary Ann, our good friend Mary Ann, one of our super fans, I know you laugh when you say that because the only after people listening, who could be a super fan. Mary Ann texted me and shene, one of our super fans, I know you laugh when you say that because you only have two people listening, who could be a super fan. Marianne texted me and she said,

hey, have you heard about this guy? Because he's in the news, right? And I think it's an interesting thing you guys might wonder if you and I thought, oh my God, yeah, I actually, you know, I have a few videos on him. So now, let's fast forward. Okay, so there they are, right?

This is three years later. Now, she looks completely different. She's got pink hair. Looks like she's had a little work done. Okay, good for her. She looks very dolled up. Right? And he looks basically the same.

Yeah, new necklace. Yeah, new necklace. Why are you wear those? God, he fucking necklace. Same chain bracelets though. Yeah, but why? Why? I mean, a little old for chain bracelets at 56 years old.

Yeah. Where bead bracelets like I go That's more mature that that tells everybody when you walk into the McDonald's there is a guy who's had a spiritual awakening He speaks the light language There's a guy who speaks like language that guy with two A buddha bean bracelet on the kind you buy in a cheap combo A cheap combo, Bobo gift shop after a long day of drinking tequila with Sammy. Hey I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show.

I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show.

I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show.

I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I'm gonna go to the show. I've been lighting. I'll never do that again. I'm self aware. I said, I'm never gonna pass out of the beach and come over again. I've learned a shit. I've grown up. Take the chains off with the bee done.

That's right. Hmm. Say that I was the best partner you've had. Oh wait, let's go back there. Why wouldn't you say that I was the best partner you've had? What? Why wouldn't you say that I was the best partner you've had. Oh wait, let's go back there. Why wouldn't you say that I was the best partner you've had? What? Why wouldn't you say that I was the best partner you've ever had? So apparently do it.

She can speak right. She doesn't, so I'm just going on with her mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's definitely had a lot of work done. She's now, she's turning into the child star that fell off the wagon. Yeah, she's had a lot of work done. She looks like a totally different human being.

Yes. I guess that's what happens when you get an Align Light with those Dunkin' Donuts. The Girl's Not Moe ability to scoot or get in recognize. You're gonna taste that Dunkin' Donut commercial money. It's driving her out to Aditya. You're mobility scooter. Whether you know what they say,

once you get a silver chain, it's all downhill from there. Yeah. Tell me that I was the best partner I've ever had. I did. Yeah. I don't remember saying that. Wow.

What's wrong with sex life that you would say that? Wow. Why are you continuing to go with this? Like? So here, so let me preface this a little bit because I hope it's making sense to those of you who are just listening to this What's going on is there's an update video about the two of these about older men and younger women And the question is asked but the video is video starts here. So it's not like I edited it

But the question is asked are you the best is she the best partner you've ever had right and he says no He says no and then that's when the video starts and she says why would you and Katy Perry and and they're drinking on this is a rupe and then she says you tell me I you tell me I was the best finding in a hand. He says, I did. I don't remember that. And I mean, that takes balls.

Yeah. I mean, if it's the truth, it's the truth. But it kind of, don't you think? That's things. If you love somebody and you're in a relationship for three years with them, yeah, that's things. That it doesn't matter whether or not they're the best you've ever

had, you just say you're the best of ever had. Yeah, of course. There's a few lessons that you learned along the line that maybe you don't know at 56 years old. You have a learned deal at 56 years old. Well, he's wearing the chain brakes, look. That's right, he hasn't learned that lesson yet. Basically, rusting his arm away.

When somebody at, if you're with someone currently, whether you're dating them or in a long-term relationship and God forbid you're married, if someone asked, are you the best lover I've ever had? The answer is yes and don't even delay for a second. Now, be ready for that question anytime. Yes. It's just like, you know, if Dive the, dive the best cock you've ever had sex with. Yes. You don't even let them finish the sentence. Yes, for sure. And then you can go and throw up in a pillow later on on your own. God will forgive you. And we just got on to the next question.

Uh oh. Hi, I'm Deice and Reese. I'm Sarah Reese. We have an age gap of 28 years. We've been together for three and a half years. And today we're answering uncomfortable relationship questions. What is the worst thing your partner has ever done to you? I don't think there's anything that she's ever done to me. That's all that. I don't think there's anything she's ever done to me, but one time she beat me up, it's easy to hear comes the answer. Ready?

This guy has been media trained, you can tell. Bad, but I will say that I'm cleaner, I'm more tidy, and I constantly ask her to clean up little things. I'm not OCD, but I like everything in its place. We almost broke up once, but I wouldn't let him. It's broke up once, but I wouldn't let him. Right. I'm okay for it. What you get used to, my ability's good. What you got that don't get no, it's cash. What you got that chicken salad sandwich money,

you ain't ever going back, guys. I said money. I wonder how many couples argue about this, because it's got to be a trueism probably throughout the world, that you're always going to meet up with someone that's either more cleanly or less cleanly than you are. Oh, yeah. And I think at 56 years old, this is part of the challenge for people who are older and single.

This is part of the challenge because I know some people. It's not about whether or not you can be loved or find a partner or all that. Of course you can. There are people that get married in their 70s and their 80s and their 90s. People find love all the time. It's about the living situation. It's about the living situation. It's about the living situation.

That's correct. Can you adapt to the way that someone else lives after you've been on your own? their 90s, you know, people find love all the time. It's about the living situation. It's about the living situation. It's about the living situation. That's correct. Can you adapt to the way that someone else lives after you've been on your own for a long period of time? I know. That's a difficult challenge. It is. It's a difficult challenge.

It is. It's a job that I met that challenge. Oh, did you? I'm happy. Yeah, we're both about the same amount. Seriously. We clean both clean up after ourselves the exact amount. Interesting.

Of the same. We're very, very, and orderly, clean people. And yeah. I think Asher and I agree that we, like when we lived without children, we were always, the house is always tidy. Now that we have children, we agree, don't even fucking bother.

Well, there's a, with the toys, don't even, There's a managed mess. It happens. It's like, yeah, it's like controlled chaos, right? You just understand that you, if you clean it up during the day It's gonna be the back the right back where it was within 10 minutes a few

Yeah, I'm saying an hour later. Yeah, but Mason here as a problem with the cleanliness But he's also dating basically a child. She's like well right anyone Her mom was cleaning up after her before she moved in with Mason. Yeah Have you ever been mistaken for father? before it's Yeah, have you ever been mistaken for father doubt it? When you go out oh my god, they're on the Bigger a lot of weird. Oh my god. They're riding on the mobility scooter together with a dog in the front There's the dog what a strange world these two are living in huh? Hey honey

You want to hop on the back of the scooter? But I guess when you're in New York, that's pretty calm It is he would never do that here in Atlanta. Yeah, no, No, you see going down to 85 on a scooter with your hot girlfriend. And they're jogging front. Look, and maybe that is the age and maybe not just because of my look and her look. But no, not the father daughter. No. It's usually creepy uncle. It's usually creepy uncle nice Or teacher students are yeah priest Partner the best you've ever had Wow

Think you really do want to go there don't you See the Mason aust automatically made him a mistake. He's a slave. What is he doing? What is he doing? Yeah, why is he doing that? Just say yes immediately, say yes. And it's almost like he subconsciously wants her to leave.

Well, she just said he tried to break up with me once and I went and let him. She wouldn't let him. So. Yeah, when you think it's probably long and hard about it, he probably did not want her to leave either, right? You know what I'm saying? True. And Mason should have a meet.

You should always be prepared for a question like this. It's a yes, of course honey. You're the best partner I've ever had. Okay, I'm gonna put it to you this way. I'm not the best I've ever been. So maybe perhaps that I would say no right off the bat. Wouldn't be because of Sarah. It would be because of me.

Whoa! Oh, wow, that was a convoluted world. You did, no world. right off the bat. Wouldn't be because of Sarah. It would be because of me. Oh, that was a convoluted world. You went around your ass to get to your elbow there, brother. That is not even in the spirit of the question. And he knows it. And this is why the internet is a flame about this guy right now. It's because he answered the question like that. It's I haven't been the best I've ever been. I can get like a like a, like a half the hard on. You know what I'm talking about?

Penis pump a couple pills. It still doesn't work all that well. Yeah, so I'm gonna say no. She's not the best lover I've ever had because my penis won't get hard. Like that doesn't make any sense. This guy is slick. Her face. Look at her face.

She's so, cause that's hurtful. Yeah. It's so hurtful. It is. Cause I'm not in my 20s anymore. And I'm not as good as I used to be. So if that's a good enough answer, let's see all I want I can think of.

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Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the music turns dark. Dirt, burp, burp, burp. When they zoom, when you're doing a, like, a couple's interview and they zoom in on your partner's face, when you're saying that. When you're saying something, yeah.

That's bad news. Why wouldn't you say that I was the best partner you had, but it's not even answering the question. Only because I think it's mostly due to me. That's why. But that's not what you told me before. You told me that I was the best partner you had. I did.

Oh my god, this guy just keeps digging. What in the dumb dumb world are you talking about? You should have covered there. You should have covered there. Oh yeah. Yeah, I did, of course. You're the best. I'm not the best. That's what I'm in.

I'm not the best. Shame on me. Shame on me in my facilities. That's nothing to do with you. Lovely. Lovely vagina. Beautiful boobs, all that other good stuff. You're the best I've ever had.

I'll write it on a wall. I'll put it on a sky writing machine. I'm willing to go to the top of the Eiffel Tower and scream and out loud with cameras present. You should have recovered right there, Mason, but you didn't because you're poking for an argument or you are a dumb dumb. I don't remember saying that. I think you're the most beautiful, maybe the best body, but in terms of overall, how by God. Maynays. Mace. Mace. Mace, let's be real here. God made me so mason

Mason let's be real here. This is most definitely the most beautiful woman you have ever done No doubt about it, but first of all second of all You it doesn't matter what the real answer is the answer should always be yes of course and anybody knows that right That's just like common sense. It's total common. You're born with with that knowledge pretty much. Are you all right? Are you all right? Are you all right? Are you all right? You learn early. That's right.

Sexual experience? No, I think in my 20s I may have had someone who might have been better. Oh my. You might know what you have, so there's not even a question there. Oh, there it is. We just found the answer there. There it is. She told him he's not the best she ever had and so now he's getting back

about other people she's been with and he's like, no, I'm not. Dan, Dan, Dan! Chrissy and Brian get to the bottom of relationship issues here on the commercial break investigative broadcast. Run you by Dr. Phil! What's wrong with sex life that you would say that? Wow. Oh. I just don't understand why you would say something like that.

Because it's the truth. Because I can think of someone whom I remember having better sex with. And we just reconnected on Facebook. Yeah. Yeah. Remind me. And I am checking her right after we get done with this interview,

because I'm pretty sure I won't have a girlfriend. Yeah, it's such a video, you're an idiot. If I'm half of the equation, then I'm half of the equation. Why would they better embed than I was? I don't know. Why can't we just get on to the next question? What is your deepest fear about your relationship? You would say this!

Tell me I'm not the best lover! Yeah, you would say this! Hey girls, me Carl. I just want to know what time I'm going to pick you up tonight. Hey, side note. He's pretty shitty in bed. I just wanted to let you know that it's the truth. It's not because he was cousin me. I didn't pump up my abs before I came over. I didn't have an oil on my bottom half of my body.

You know what I'm talking about, girl? So yeah, so take that to bed with you and I'll see you tomorrow at 7 p.m. I'll do it with some cash for you though. I'm not a drop of stack of cash for you, but just know you're like fourth on my list. You're fourth on my list of second best girls. It's a six-way time between you and the choir behind me.

Choir girls ahead behind me. Okay, girl, gotta go. It's just the truth. Behind me, the can fly somebody else. Right. They seem like a loving and healthy couple. Just one of those kind of couples you're rooting for, you know what I'm saying? What is it, Megan and Harry and Diana Charles? Some of these Romeo and Juliet Mason and Sarah. Oh they say a blast from the past

that trash from the past there you go guys. That is trash from the past. Oh my god. Okay we might have to do a part two on just Mason's career Because it's pretty funny and I got a hold of his I got a hold of his pilot for ABC the pilot show for ABC and it is classic sitcom trash I mean, it's a dumpster fire. Yeah, but to be fair He is pretty cute in the in the show Yeah, he plays kind of this smart know-it-all kid Well, and I can see when he just was doing this interview,

he gave the like, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Yeah All right, well, hey listen, you know you win some you lose some you say I'm not the best love Ryan let me just tell you're the best podcast partner. I've ever had in my entire life. I want you to know Chrissy It's not you. It's me, but you are not the best part But it's me it it's me. I'm not in my, I'm not in my bed. Oh, what is it? Plop will use Aida. Oh.

Oh, dad must be proud. Yeah. Thanksgiving's gonna be uncomfortable. Oh. Oh. All right, excuse me. All right, so go to the tcbpodcast.com, the brand new tcbpodcast.com.

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