The Commercial Break - Run That Rotation, Bruh

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

We’ve got a little mix and match action for you today! Bryan & Producer Christina have chopped up a few secret episodes and put them together for you while Krissy is on vacation.  Shop in the mornings if you hate people Standing up or falling down? Leave Bryan alone! Baby Dante, for Pampers Gas Station Girl Baboon face damage John Anthony & his Buddha Lays per week Run that rotation Karl joins us briefly 100 new “real” girls per year! A lifetime permanent solution John Anthony is having a hard time with words Confirmed 9.5 OUT Let him fix aaallllll your problems Just say you want to be a mormon, John LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**

Hey Kings, just remember, the less hair on your head, the more room for your crown. So keep your head high. So high, no one will even see that bald spot. You get him. On this episode of the Commercial Break. Hey all you out there in the TCB Universe. Welcome back to the Commercial Break. I'm sitting here with our executive producer.

The other Christina. Hi Christina. Hey Brian, what's up? Best to you. Oh, best to you. Oh, look, that was good. I don't know. Look out, Chrissy. Welcome to the commercial break studio. Thank you. You do such a great job editing the episodes. I felt it was time. Long, long sense been time for you to be behind the microphone. Perfect, can't wait. Chrissy is taking the week off to be with her husband at the Memphis Mympho Music Festival, and God bless her. Well-deserved time off, and so what Christine and I are going to do is we are going to cut up canned episodes of the commercial break, episodes that shouldn't ever run for any reason,

but now we're giving ourselves a reason to run the crap. 100%, 100%. 100%. It's, you know, it's kinda like Coke Zero or Sprite Sugar Free. No one likes it, but it's on the shelves anyway. Just me, I like it. You do?

Yeah, you're one of those awful. Coke Zero bitch. Are you really? Give me a little crispy Coke Zero at three o'clock in the afternoon. I'm happy. That's interesting. Well, I now found one person that liked Coke Zero. Anytime I see somebody at the drink station pouring Coke Zero, I'm happy. That's interesting. Well, I now found one person that liked Coke Zero.

Anytime I see somebody at the drink station pouring Coke Zero, I wonder exactly what's wrong with their head. Yeah, that's me. There's a lot. That's why I work for you. Glad I'm paying you. All right, well, Christina's gonna have to get to work and cut up this episode of The Commercial Break.

Here's a few clips that we've never run here on The Commercial Break for you on this Friday. Enjoy! Say bye Tina! Bye! The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Ah, yeah, Kazakhstanans, welcome back to the commercial break on Brian Green. This is my dear friend the Kraken Chrissy, totally best of you Chrissy. Best of you Brian! Best of you out there in the podcast universe. It's a wonderful day here in Atlanta, Georgia,

the weather is beautiful. Yeah. And so, you know, we're getting ready for summer. We're thinking, hey, you know what we got then? I'm going to fucking keep the kids occupied all day long. Buh, buh, buh, buh, yeah. That is the challenge in summer. We got our vacation plan.

And so what I'm really concerned about is, we got to take a long flight on our vacation. And I'm concerned about these children because I don't trust them. I don't trust them one bit, Chrissy. They can't be trusted. No, they cannot be trusted. You're right about that. They are slippery little sneaky little things.

One minute they're good. Next minute. They're slimy. Oh my God. Yeah, and then did you hit your sister? No. Did you hit your sister? No? Did you hit your sister? No? Did you hit your sister? Yeah? Can you go apologize to her and give her a hug? No

God damn it Just try to keep the peace around here So I'm worried that there's a whole thing's gonna blow up not on the way there on the way back because on the way back It's always the way back. it's always the way back. It's always the fucking way back. It is, yeah. It's like the end of the trip, everyone's crusty and crabby and feeling shitty,

and then you got to layovers, the whole thing. So I'm like, let me get some games for the kids. I'll go get some games. I think we're doing little travel packs, right? So I thought, let me, let me go into Walmart. Yes, in coloring a game we can play, like interacting on like a Disney trivia or something like that. So I go into Walmart. It, it's a coloring game we can play, like interacting on like a Disney trivia or something like that.

So go into Walmart. It's, I don't know, it's not one of those 24 hour Walmart's. So they have just opened. Drop the kids off at school, go to Walmart. There I am, probably the only person in Walmart right now. Which I like. It's my favorite kind of Walmart. Kind of Walmart where there's nobody there.

Exactly. Because when there's people there, I mean, let's just admit something about Walmart. I like going to Target too, like in the mornings. Yes. Yeah. Or the grocery store late at night, or in the mornings.

And that's the kind of shopper I've always been because I just get irritated with people easily. Like I feel, my parents ingrained manners in me so deeply that when people don't adhere to common sense manners, I get really irritated internally. I like saying like, like i like i'm okay but i'm really boiling inside but uh... what's that movie with uh... michael doggles

oh right standing up for i forgot about that remember that movie car we're not a car damn that movie was good was it standing up falling down falling down is the name of the movie if it's not standing up it's falling down that's right uh... is it falling down i think it's falling down. That's right. Is it falling down? I think it's falling down. Let me see here.

Anyway, so I feel like that guy, sometimes when I go into crowded shopping malls or Walmart or whatever, I feel like I'm about to take a baseball bat and start swinging around the, you know, taking the heads off of troll dolls in the toy aisle because no one fucking does anything that makes common sense. So anyway, there's nobody there today. And I I'm like this is a very pleasant shopping experience. I feel really good about this. And then Rachel, that's what the fuck happened. Oh, you were gonna say that.

I was gonna say this. That's what the fuck happened. I was just throwing up. I just wanted to go to Walmart. Shop, not get irritated, not get bothered, not have to pay too much attention. And then I hear, you're listening to Walmart radio Check out I'll for for four dollars off your prostate vitamins And I'm like I think to myself Rachel

Could I not hear you one of the places that I go? Do you know what I'm saying? I turn on serious XM I hear her I turn on the wall I go to Walmart I hear her I go into the bathroom of the places that I go. Do you know what I'm saying? I turn on serious ex-m I hear her. I turn on the wall, I go to Walmart, I hear her. I go into the bathroom at the gas station in Bumfuck, Georgia, I hear her. For those of you that don't know, out there listener, Rachel McGrath is one of our dear, dear friends and has been for 15 years, as long as we've known each other

behind two. And we used to work with her, she's dear friend and she does voiceover work and she's everywhere. She's everywhere. She's very famous. Like in that world, she's very, very famous. Oh, when's awards all the time. Yeah. Because she's very good. Her voice is ubiquitous with kind of like she can either be family friendly or she can be very soul-treat. Right? So she does a lot of rock stations, a lot of pop stations that give her that little bit of sexy sass that they're looking for in that voice over.

That's sassy. Right? And so I just, I love Rachel, and you know I love Rachel, but I would like to go somewhere without Rachel talking to me in my ear, because while I could normally tune out a commercial that's playing in a gas station or, you know, on serious exam or whatever, I have to listen and pay attention to whatever I'm hearing when I know it's Rachel's voice. Like, she comes on the TV now, she's doing commercials. She's a...

I'm like, can I just watch my shitty TLC, I don't wanna pay attention to the commercials, but now I feel like I have to rewind the commercial and listen to Rachel because she's so good and she's so cool and I love her so much. And now I'm standing in the Walmart holding a bunch of shit like this for three minutes while I'm listening to Rachel.

Well, just think of it. Rethink the way that you're thinking about it. And it's like a little friend. It's next to you. Yeah, a creepy little friend that doesn't leave me alone. It's on your shoulder. I'm going to get someone who filers training order. It gets Rachel's voice.

Someone wrote in her name is Dee. She wants to be referred to as Dee, and she said in the email she asked, Brian, have you ever thought about doing voice over work? Because you're really good at doing those voices. And I'm like, no, I haven't. Because first of all, that takes responsibility, and I'm not up for that. Number, like I actually have to be on a schedule and do stuff on time and all that shit. I don't want to be a part of all that.

That's for the man, man. I leave that shit for the man. Second of all, no's that's for the man man. I leave that shit for the man Second of all no one is looking for my No one wants that voice and I'm looking for that I think they should want that that's right Pampers now on sale for $4 fucking dollars, you cheap bastard. You got an amax that you happy to run for all your strippers when a mom is not looking. But you can't pay $4 for the Pampers.

God damn it! Some sale! Don't get it! That's good. Oh my god. No one's looking for Dante, baby. When they're looking for, when they're trying to shop for pamper,

she don't know what I'm saying. That's just not a thing. So thank you very much for the nice compliment. But I'll leave that to the professionals, I.E. Rachel. I just wish Rachel wasn't everywhere that I went because she literally is. I heard her on Sirius XM yesterday.

I hear her in Walmart today. She was in Tarte of Kroger. She had the voice of Kroger too. I don't know if she's everywhere. She's the voice of Croger, too. I don't know, she's everywhere. She's the voice of Croger, I'm sure, or someone that sounds like her. Now she's on the TV commercials. Now she's doing movie trailers.

When can we, when can we separate ourselves from Rachel's voice? I'm, I'm put it on the treaty. I personally like it. No, I like it too. I'm making a, I'm making a fuss for no reason. But put it on the treaty anyway. Ask Rachel if she can not do the things that I go to.

Like can Walmart number four, four, five, two? Can that one not run here for us? It's a blackout store. It's a blackout store. The creepiest is when I got the gas station. Well, the gas station was creepy, creepy, creepy. For those of you that don't know, this is so many episodes ago,

this may be episode number four, five. When we had it. Yeah, we had her on. Gas station girl. Yeah, we had her on We had her on that's right. One of our few guests that actually made it One of the few guests that actually came on the show and then also got sent out to the public We have lots of guests Sitting somewhere on my server, but those will never see the light of day

Unless you're willing to pay 3999 per month then I'll give you access to the first episode and all the other ones we threw away. Well, maybe not all the other ones we threw away, but a couple of the ones we threw away. I'm just thinking about that one, and you know what I'm talking about. Oh, I do. Yeah, that was awful.

That was so bad. We interviewed a comedian. I'm not gonna give the name, because to the poor guy, I mean, I know he must have been nervous too, right? Everyone's nervous and we're all there, but he comes on. I have a phone call with him the day before and little inside baseball on interviews.

And I'm not an experienced interviewer, by the way. I don't wanna claim that I am. This is not the type of show that we have. So we tried. We tried. It failed. Now unless Joe Jonas is coming on, probably not tonight. I mean, we might. I never say never. But so this guy, so we're trying, we're dipping our toe in the water. We got like 30 listeners.

Now we have 40, but back then we had 30. And so I have a phone call with him, a prep phone call. I never met the guy ever. We don't need communicative via social media. And clubhouse. And clubhouse, that's right. That's right. Never chose to clubhouse connection. So I say to the guy, hey listen, I watched a bunch of your material.

I saw your recent set. So why don't you come on and I'll tee up a couple of these jokes that you got in this set. Like let me walk, it's not a scripted interview. What it is is that I throw out some subject matter that he would be familiar with because he wrote some jokes about it, right? Like, you know, I don't know, dating, right?

So I talk about dating and then he can tee up all of his jokes. So he says, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. And I said, okay, perfect. So, you know, just look for the cues and whatever you want to jump in, just start your little thing, I'll give you space. Cool. We get them on there. And within five minutes of being on there, he is fully engrossed in Civil War discussion.

Oh, yeah. But not funny for the Civil War discussion, that I don't know of any discussion about the Civil War. It's funny, but not funny Civil War discussion. He's not making jokes about a peg leg or something like that the guy is literally talking about civil war history on the show and i'm kind of like i think we went into like holocaust we then went into the holocaust we went from civil war to holocaust it went from bad to worse i've ever just sitting there staring at the screen because it was you know we're

videoing in i watched that video a couple of months ago yeah you were clueless you really were i watched that video a couple of months ago. Yeah, you were clueless. You really were. I watched that video a couple of months ago. You were scared almost, I think. You were like, how are we gonna make this funny? It's like we can. And I couldn't either. So I was just like, yeah, civil war was pretty bad. They got for the note, they got someone one,

you know, it's like, I don't know what to say to this. And then I teared back, I'd be like, so tell me about your dating life. And you'd be like, so, tell me about your dating life. And you'd be like, yeah, the Holocaust was pretty bad. That's like, okay, all right. Anything else you wanna mention? You know. So that's our interview.

That's our interview history. Yeah, that's our interview history. That's right. But Rachel was one of our interviews and I pointed out to her that I was taking a trip down to Florida. I was in the drags of South Georgia. I mean, like, where nothing is.

And the up comes one of these random gas stations. Yeah, and a gas station. And a gas station. Boiled peanuts and a gas station. That is not like a QT, nice and shiny and pretty. No, it's been there for forever. You still have to go inside the bed. I mean, I was gonna say they don't have the credit card

at the pump. You should go inside to pay, and you have to crank the pump. I mean, it's basically a trailer with a tin roof on it. You know what I'm saying? So I go into the bathroom, which is, you know, you can imagine the bathroom. It's basically a hole in the ground where you're a pition.

And so I go into the bathroom, and then I hear, you're listening to Jesus 101, all Jesus all the time. And I'm like, is that Rachel's sultry voice talking about Jesus 101, all Jesus all the time. And I'm like, is that Rachel's sultry voice talking about Jesus 101? Come, you know, realize your passions with the word of the Lord on Jesus 101.

And she's not a religious person at all. So I remember her talking about that where she was like, I didn't even realize what I was going to have to say until I had to do it. Then, but I think she's declined declined further jobs from that. Yeah, thank God. How much money could you possibly make from Jesus 101?

Listen, I'm not opposed to taking money from whoever, either. At least I'm not giving it to them. I'm taking it away from them. But I mean, it was the most random, crazy occurrence of Rachel following me around, but she's everywhere. I do love her though. I mean, I'm not really bitching and complaining, but I do feel obligated to stay there and listen to how many items are...

Well, did you get your, well, the main thing is you get your travel pack. No, I didn't. Okay, well. I decided I'll do it another day. Mission totally failed. I went in there for five things. I got two of them. I heard Rachel's voice, and're making sure failed. They're making sure failed. They're making sure failed. They're making sure failed.

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They're making sure failed. They're making sure failed. They're making sure failed. They're making sure failed. They're making sure failed. They're making sure failed. They're making sure failed. They're making sure failed. They're making sure failed. It's a lovely place to shop. I understand why it's popular, because we shop there too, because there are cheap prices, and they do have everything you need, and you can find anything. It's Amazon and store-form.

That's right. So I'm not one of these guys who says, you know, death to Walmart, all their business practices and labor practices, I don't know, they've certainly not great, but I go into Walmart. But when you shop at Walmart, you've never seen that peopleofwomart.com.

You've never seen that. There's.com. No. You've never seen that. There's a whole website dedicated to people taking pictures or videos of what goes on at a Walmart and putting them on this website called peopleofwaltmar.com. It is the most hilarious website because it's true. Because it's true. The lady who's 565 pounds coming in with a string thong bikini like a micro bikini you know what i'm saying and wearing like a red wig and sunglasses and she's got a you know a little person on her shoulder like the craziest crap that goes on at walmart and i don't have to venture far into my own local walmart before i start to get some of the shit a Walmart before I started seeing it, some of this shit. I one time saw, I saw a dude who was like full metal jacket, like hardcore biker guy,

and he had a monkey on his shoulder. One of those little monkeys, like the little monkey. The stuff? No, no, no, no, this is a real actual monkey. It was an actual monkey on the string. It was an emotional support. Oh my God, it was the craziest thing. And then like some little kid was like looking at it.

Can I text the monkey? And he just snapped. No. It's like, oh my god. Those things can be mean. Oh fuck yeah. They'll tear your face up. Remember that lady you got the her face and her whole body? Like she got her whole face chewed off by baboons.

First of all, if you're gonna get a monkey, get one of those little monkeys that are in Indiana Jones movies, the little tiny monkeys that run around and don't cause any trouble, don't get a full grown fucking baboon. Those things have superhuman strength, because they're not human. They have super ape strength. They're crazy, and they rip some lady's face off,

literally ripped her face off, and she survived, but she doesn't have a face. No, a face. Didn't she go on Oprah? I think she went on Oprah. The baboon lady. We should get a picture and see what that, we should look at the damage and see what a baboon

would actually do. But I digress. I digress. As much as I'm sure you love listening to Brian Drone On, we really do have some bills to pay, like my salary. So go to tcbpodcast.com to find all of our audio and video. Check out our Instagram at the commercial break, our TikTok at tcbpodcast, and of course our YouTube channel at youtube.com slash the commercial break. You can also text us at 855-tcb-8383

with your thoughts and probably concerns. And now let's listen to some sponsors so I can continue to have a job. Okay, Christina, a little TCB quiz. You ready for this? Sure. Sure, ready as a lever B. In a cringe duel between Frankie B and John Anthony. Who wins? Who's the most cringe?

Who's the most cringe? That's really tough. It is. Because Frankie has just an energy of cringe, but he leans into it. Yeah. Like, he is cringe. He owns it.

And yeah, and it's who he is, which makes him a little less cringe. I agree with you. John Anthony, on the other hand, it's just a dirty little purf. Whomstye hate. Whomstye hate also. And I think he wins for the most cringe because also there's like it's so

fake it's all a put on show right and Even the women who are behind him are fake. They're clearly paid in some way shape Absolutely like he has not had a lick of pussy. No. In like his entire life, I think. Literally, never had a lick of pussy. Yeah, no, he ain't getting it. I agree with you. We agree with you. There's something lovable about Frankie B.

Yeah. But there's nothing lovable about John Anthony. Yeah, John Anthony's disgusting. He just pays women of the night to hang out with him and make cool videos. Women of the night. Women of the night. I love his women of the night. I out with him and make cool videos. Women of the night. Women of the night. I love his women of the night. I want them to be my friends.

Quite frankly, they're the most interesting things about his video and also probably the smartest things about his video. Oh, definite. Are the women. I think to myself, he's gonna be spewing this bullshit anyway. God yeah. Let somebody be getting paid while it happens. You know what I'm saying?

Get your bag, girl. That's what I have to say. Who cares? Fat stacks right on your front door. Absolutely. Absolutely. So in honor of the most cringe person that we've ever reviewed on the show,

let's take a deep dive into an episode that didn't run about John Anthony. Oh, joy of choice. Hang on to your short and curly kids. John Anthony is here to save the day. Okay, so without further ado, let's get right into it. Let's not delay. We got a lot of ground to cover.

Can you give a description? Give a description of what we're saying. John Anthony is sitting in what looks like a studio, just like the one we've made here. God of Buddha. He's got a Buddha behind his head because nothing says equanimitous, like turning women into pieces of trash during them around the room.

There's a shelf. There's a shelf up top of the set. Buddha is in the middle. Buddha has got some cash in. The Egyptian thing. Something to the left, like a snake head. Yeah, snake head. But down underneath the, you know, on a budding each side of him, one side is a neon sign of a naked girl.

Girls, girls, girls. And on the right side is a statue of a naked bus of a woman. I don't know, she's armless. Hold her, a holder. She's armless. That means she can't put up a fight. John Anthony's going after her. How many 21 EBMs

do you think that could, those two signs of it? Oh, lots. So he's got these two naked signs right behind him, because he's gotta let you know that he's into, puss, ah! Oh, yeah. What's that guy? Who's that guy?

That's John Anthony. John Anthony's got a picture of John Anthony hanging out behind him. Sipping espresso. It's precipin' espresso. There's nothing, that's I trust. That's the most bizarre thing of it. Oh my God.

Look at what he has to say. I think Brazil put this together for me. That's talkative. Let's listen to Johnny Anthony. Ask yourself right now, how would your life change if you were getting one to two new layers per week, the Dito hundred new. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Right away right away we can end the video right there

Well, thanks for showing up. We'll talk to you guys later How would your life change if you got one to two first of all my children would be fed or close Lays per week NLPW's how many NLPW's do you have? We're in a projections meeting. Brian, can I count you in for 10 NLPW's? You got, I got you boss. Does it matter which sex they are?

Not particularly, okay, I got 11, no problem. We just need lays. We just need lays, confirm lays. I need a confirmed lay. I need panties and a use condom right here on the desk by Monday. That's the fix. The bust of the naked lady. The neon bust of the naked lady.

The neon. The crazy thing is. That's like a woman on a pole. I know. He had to actually call somebody and ask for that. I don't make those. He had to call and ask for it. You can get that on Etsy.

Give me a pair. You can't get that on Etsy. Give me a pair of tits and neon. Ah. It's like going like this. I know. How much you want to bet there's still an open invoice for that neon side? Oh, yeah. He has an idea that he's going to have to sell that snake head. I know. Gross per year and putting one new girl on rotation. Like as you get more girls, it becomes even easier to get more girls. And you can. Oh, the old principal that a rolling stone gathers no moss. Right. Once you start getting laid, you're never going to girls. And you could, oh, the old principle that, a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.

Once you start getting laid, you're never gonna stop. Or gathers. That's right. Bush. Yeah. Rolling Stone gathers no bush as they say. Or gathers.

Or in this case does gather bush. And it's kind of like, I don't know. It's like when you get rich, the money, you just, you just, money starts making money. Yeah, it just, it goes. It's a pudenda after pudenda after pudenda. It's literally the 10th power.

Yeah, that's right. 10x, that's Grant Cardone would say. Another fantastic human being. 10x you're pussy with like John Anthony. 10x your NLPW. I think that being says it like this like this, this armless statue. Yeah. By the way, it looks like-

He knows what he's talking about. Look at all the white stuff on it. It looks like it's already been jizzed on a couple- Do you see what I'm saying? Right down here, the- Does it have a spray-tank area? Yeah, he can give it a spray-tank. He definitely colored in the nipples.

He's like, I want this- Oh, these did to be as realistic as possible. Silver dollars. Silver dollars. Okay, what you got? Dimes? Silver dollars? What do you want going with down there? be as realistic as possible. Silver dollars. Silver dollars. Okay, what you got? Now I'm silver dollars. What do you want going with down there? Replace them as well.

Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. Look at this intro. John Anthony Polentale left and right. Oh my God. Right now what we're watching is we're watching the John Anthony lifestyle intro

that shows nothing but half naked ladies. Look at this. John Anthony here from John Anthony. Frankie to the show. Oh yeah. Rocket. Rocket. John. Yeah.

Frankie has one girl that he shows in the video. He does. And I thought that was one too many. Frankie's a classy now. Oh Frankie's like Frankie. Literally looks like Frank Sinatra compared to this guy. You know what I'm saying? He's like the Prince of Wales compared to John Anthony.

He loves to. Oh, let me say that as the video is starting, John has updated his number of women that he's slept with. In one year, he went from 1300 women he slept with One year he went from 1300 women he slept with to 1500 and 50 women. He's so are 30 countries though. I think 30 was the last one. Yeah, what's up? He's not bringing new countries into the rotation. Yeah, it's going to be tail and a couple of different countries.

He's got miles. He can only so many sky miles. He can gather by chasing that raining pudenda. Only so many sky miles you can gather by chasing that raining pudenda. In today's video, I want to talk about the benefits of rotations. A rotation is defined as a set of girls that you see on a regular basis, usually once per week. Defined. Thank you for pointing out the definition of also, can I point out the skull that is behind the armless wall? Yeah, he's got a couple of skulls behind him. Who knows what's going on?

This is like a total fucking mess from beginning to end. It's a hot mess. He has no idea what's going on. We put a purple sheet behind us. You want to know why? Because it doesn't over complicate the matter. Oh, there he is. I know.

But what I really want to point out is that he says a rotation is defined as women that you see at least once per week So I just want to let everyone know. Astrid is in my rotation. Yeah, I do see her at least once a week Brian my rotation at this point You're the most in my rotation. You are my rotation Pulling society they're either single or they're in a monogamous relationship. So they either have, you know, they're playing the field trying to go on new dates and this and that,

but a lot of guys are sexless as well. So a rotation is- They don't have a sex. A lot of guys are sexless. Sexless. Sexless as well. As well. As well.

As well to what? I don't know. He said that most people are single or monogamous. Or monogamous. Okay, 10, 4. It videos filled with fat. New information.

New information. Where's the science? Where's the data on that? Kind of a pipe dream for a lot of guys, but it is pretty easy to set up once you're doing things properly, but in this video, I want to go over the benefits of running a rotation. So when you're with just once you get a MX to raise your limit to 8,000, you can literally put seven prostitutes on rotation. As long as you keep paying

that bill at the end of the month, you get it, get it, get it, get it. One girlfriend, you have this one person, their personality can become predictable. It's just kind of a fixed form. Here's this one person's personality. Here is their body type, right, like if the girlfriend you have a small boobs, whatever it may be. The girlfriend you have has small boobs. Wow.

This guy. One huge step for feminism here with John Anthony. It's where it is's women's month. Oh, it's March's women's month. Yes. Well, what every month is women's month But okay, uh, John Anthony is now reduced women to personality type with small bills and our color hair Sexual things a certain way she has sex a certain way that she gives blow jobs, etc It can be different from girl to girl and it can be nice The sexual thing, so certain ways she has sex, there's certain way that she gives blow jobs, etc. It can be different from girl to girl and it can be nice.

You don't say, John. No, they're not all the same. Let me take out the notebook and write down the personality traits. I thought it was all the same. Yes, blow job from Tracy likes to jack me off at same time. Blow job from Rita Bad teeth feels good blowjob from Diana take out take out your dentures To have variety so I'd super for a long time. I was running like six to 12 girl rotations in the more recent years

It's been even bigger usually about eight to fourteen girls I think the most ever had at one point was seventeen girls In the more recent years, it's been even bigger, usually about eight to 14 girls. I think the most I've ever had at one point was 17 girls in Poland when I was living in Warsaw. And... I mean, he's seriously... He's seriously... He's saying this. He's seriously...

...claiming, but what he doesn't tell you... What? Oh, God. Those who seek... Okay, if somebody just popped up and then I'll get back to my point, those who seek to join the eight week program, typically put in a new girl of rotation per week. Does Adam in?

Chrissy. Adam in. Adam in. You get them? Get them? Here we go, you ready? Yeah. New girl.

New girl. New girl. New girl. Poland. Can I tell you something? I spent a good, yeah, Poland. New girl. New girl. New girl. New girl. Paul and. Can I tell you something? Paul and I spent a good, yeah, Paul and Paul and Paul and Annex, Annex, Annex. Can I tell you something?

Yes. I was single for a long time. You knew me when I was single. I did. I was single for a long time before I did it. You were single together. That's right. Never did I have or have more than one girl in rotation.

Now when was all anybody getting in? That's right. One of mine was her have more than one girl in rotation. Now one was all anybody getting. That's one one of mine was all that anybody getting. One of mine was enough for six guys. She should have been in rotation. I just joined my A.W.E. program. Typically, I'm putting one new rotation girl on per week. They're typically getting one to two new closes, new hookups per week, which comes out to 50 to 100 a year, 52 to one. Oh, fuck, it's this kind of time. What are you talking about?

Where are you finding these things? You do it like a sales training video, and I'm sorry, this background is not. Hey, Kersy. What's up, girl? Hey, girl. Hey, buddy. I thought it stopped.

I'll talk a little bit about my nemesis, John Anthony. He's making us us he's making us studs look real weak let me tell you something this is not at all how you do it you know how you do it Lord you don't pay them after the services you pay them before the services and you get them in with the Lord that's right Chrissy little water little wine you know what I'm talking about those and fishes all that we can share the women we can share the women we can share the wine one at a time is fine.

Let me put new girls in rotation. I mean, how many tip picks do you need from someone else that's not your wife? I say one, one mistress at a time is plenty because I just don't, I gotta commune with the Lord and shit. I don't have time for 10 girls in rotation. 14 girls in rotation. I don't know, but I'm telling you right now,

don't listen to this Huxter. If you wanna know how to pull girls, become a preacher, become a preacher. Then you can drop your seat all over your flat. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Big day of being, that's right. Hard to preach on a full dick, that's all I gotta say. You know the saying, and I firmly believe it to this day.

John's not making this all look bad. Tch, tch, tch. Bye, Carl. For a year, if you firmly believe it to this day. John's not making this all look bad. Pfft, by car. For a year, if you're doing one to two a week consistently, whether you're putting one new girl on rotation per week as well. So the idea is you get a bunch of leads at the top from online game night game day game. I show you what to message over text to get the dates set up. I show how to run the dates.

And out of the girls that you go on dates with and that you hook up with, you keep round the best ones as regular. I feel like we're back at ClearChannel. It's fair to say. It's fair to say. It's fair to say. It's fair to say. Yeah.

If you put 15 in the funnel. Funnel, yeah. Then like two will close. Yeah. If you put 15 in the funnel, 15 will fall out. That's when you need this brothel's fame and phone number. The purpose of this video isn't to go over how to build or manage that rotation. We'll put a video in the end screen that goes over more details about

my principles for running the rotations. Okay, but this video is focused on the advantages. So before we jump into that, I want to encourage you guys if you would like to be part of that group that is getting one to two new lays per week, ask yourself right now, how would your life change if you're getting one to two new lays per week? Well, I have STDs and also two is gonna cost you. Yeah, hey, listen, you know how it's gonna change? You're gonna get fucking children eventually. That's what's gonna happen. Then try and get one to two new lays per week. Even if you got a wife, good luck, good luck!

I don't have time for all this. All these make me stressed out. I feel anxious having to put people in rotation and keep putting them in the top of the funnel. I don't think, you know, my entire life, I've been falling upward. And I feel like this is one of those places where mediocrity just ain't gonna cut it.

Like you really gotta be on your egg game. And let's think about the average Joe. Yeah, your toes. Let's think about the average Joe who calls and says I wanna be a part of this group. Do you really think that they are getting one to two new polls a week? Lays.

Lays a week? Not even a poll. A confirmed lay. Yeah, I got it. It's a whole different animal. Polls when you get a phone number. Yeah. Get them to come home with you.

But a lay is when you close the deal. Yeah. Yeah. You do 100 new girls per year and put in one year on rotation. And I can start happening this one. Are they real? Are they on the on sign? Like this beautiful woman in the back.

You know, here's the other thing. Think about, I want you out there in the podcast universe, our friend out there in the podcast universe. I want you to imagine your favorite local dive bar. Now I want you to imagine your dive bar completely full of beautiful women from head to toe. That's probably about 100 to 150 people

in an average size bar. Confirmed. He is saying that you can sleep with that many women in a year if you just follow his system quote unquote. That to me sounds magical and I don't believe in unicorns. That's all I gotta say. And in short couple weeks, get on 30 minute call with the link in the description and we will soar all that out for you.

I don't want to talk about it, but yes. There is the game very quickly. And so you'll have a lifetime permanent solution. And then we have 64 hours of call time to help. I need you to do it very quickly. Very quick, love. I've got a lifetime permanent solution. A lifetime permanent solution.

You're a lifetime permanent solution that not having crabs is here and it's John Anthony. I want you to dial quickly because my M MX bill is due on the 9th. Thank you. Ha ha ha. Points are points of confusion. The advantages are you can have some girls that have big tits. Some girls over here that have a nice ass.

Some girls over here that are petite, okay? Some girls over here. I think we want to say it. Some girls over here drive a Celica. Other girls over here are going to drive a Mercedes. Some girls are going to be blonde. Some girls are going to be brunette occasionally. They're dead, but that's okay.

We can, that's a confirmed poll. We didn't occasionally. You don't need a warm body. A mannequin. Yeah, and occasionally it's plastic. Whatever. Confirm poll. Or skinny or whatever.

So you can have a variety of. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever.

Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever.

Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. He's literally saying you can have a buffet of women if you just listen to what he has to say. Not true. Everybody's deaf. Pretty a bunch like to go out, have fun, and you have side girls that are more rich. You get Frankie in on this. Served that like to stay in, watch movies, maybe have another girl that's into intellectual conversation and you can talk about philosophy or other things with her.

Well, if I get that girl, I'm like, and the lecture. You said I was going to get you said I was going to get one to two new confirm polls a week and all I'm getting are these intellectuals from Harvard. I got three Harvard grads. I got three Harvard grads. Uh-huh. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well that's in here. It's a like to make food for you and so on and so forth. Girls that are good in cooking. Girls that are good in cooking. Did that really say girls that are good in cooking?

Oh, girls that are good in cooking. He's putting full screen graphics on and writing, underlining what he's saying. But he has yet to spell or he's yet to, he's this is crazy intellectual. Girls that are good in cooking. Nothing like a girl that's good in cooking. Yeah. Being and she can make food for you and so on and so forth. And what's cool is girls that are good in cooking.

They like they'll heat you up a meal. There's girls that are good in closets. That's girls. So what are so forth? There's girls that are literally good in reading. That's what they're good at, good in reading. I don't pay attention to those girls. Good in talking.

Yeah, you should get a girl that's good at Microsoft Word. Ex-out. Ex-out. That's where it's at. Like anyone who's on their own might get a little boring. You might get a little bored of this body type or of this personality or of the different things she brings to the table, but all of them combined. Good, good, good, good.

Sick of getting laid. I'm so sick of constant pussy, pussy, pussy. I hate those big tits. I hate the small ones. I hate the tight vaginas and the loose ones. I don't know anymore You've soured me on the whole idea I'm gonna try dicks for a while. You got a course on dicks there. Yeah, he's got to create kind of like a conglomerate Super girlfriend if you're in the mood for this type of body What was it temple the dog that had if you're in the mood for this type of body. We updated the content.

What was it temple of the dog that had, you know, had a better, and who always in the super group of. Any better Chris Cornell, Jeff O'Mand, Mike McCready, you know, you got it, the Pearl Jam and Sound Garden together. It's very similar, you get a super group girlfriend. Please input your supergirlfriend requirements. Well, I'm kind of sick of big tits. Let's go for medium tits She's got to have a nice ass nice ass locked. She probably has to have a vagina

I said she's got to have a vagina. I understand. You would like a wine, I will get you a woman. What about a pedenda? A pedenda. A pedenda. A pedenda. A pedenda on the way. Stay, you can hit up this type of girl. If you're in the mood for this type of body or this type of personality, this day, you can hit up this type of girl.

And what's cool since none of them on the rotation are your official girlfriend That kind of keeps a lot of the jealousy and control issues that would normally creep up at bay Because they're not gonna be all up in your ship What is funnier than this video is the captions that he's putting on the video What is funnier than this video is the captions that he's putting on the video He just literally said so you can keep the issues at bay, but when he wrote it helps keep the Jealous and control issues it helps keep them is that what you're trying to say? They're gonna help keeps yeah, it helps to keep them it helps Jealous helps keeps you know helps keeps that's right I've always been like that. That's right.

At Bay because they're not going to be all up in your ship. So the frame that I will have with this girls' rotation is I run a company. I'm usually busy working. I'll find time usually once a week to. Yeah, what is exactly you do? A lot of cocaine and running up... In Brazil. In Maxbills, in Brazil, in Poland,

in 30 different countries. Don't they see you coming? Isn't your passport stamped or something? Asshole. I'm having a hard time understanding what you do. Well, he is in Italy, he's doing his process. That's right. You know I hate interrupting Brian when he's yammering,

but he's always yammering. So it's kind of my only option. Anyway, it is about that time for me to remind you to go to TCPpodcast.com, text us at 855-TCB8383, and check out our socials at the commercial break on Instagram and at TCPB podcast on TikTok. Go on, Brian needs this. And don't forget to go to youtube.com slash the commercial break for fully edited videos.

I promise you're gonna love them. Also, it would mean the world to us if you support us by supporting our sponsors. So let's have a listen to them and then we'll get back to this episode of the commercial break. to them and then we'll get back to this episode of the commercial break. If we thought we had a hard time getting a job after the commercial break, try be John Anthony going to look at for an office job. See them, but the rest of the time I'm busy with work, okay, that's the frame that I have and that's the frame that I suggest you have as well. So that way I can't really get mad at you for not giving you more attention for not texting them more for not seeing them

more for not taking them out more. Listen, if your girl is so monotone, listen, if your girl is getting on you because you don't respond to any of her text message, kick her out of rotation. That's what I say. Working. I'll be over here working. Working on maybe other girls. I'm working on this eight ball right now. Gotta get back to you guys later. Sutter, because you're always working and work comes first and they can't believe you for being an asshole.

They can't fault you for that. And it's also a good reason to- I'm working! I'm sketching out new dragon tattoos for my back! I'm literally doing research on porn up. Can you shut the fuck up? I don't have time to respond to your text messages because I'm daydreaming

About the pussy theme park that I'm putting together called pussy paradise for families I cannot believe it. Is he serious? Oh, he's serious. Oh, he's serious Not good serious. If you only see them once a week or you know, maybe twice max per week then they're to put not gonna catch too many feelings anyways but you can also use that one. I've dated plenty of people I see two or three times a week that don't catch feelings you know. It has tax with them once a week.

That's right. Twice max. Twice is the limit because once you get to three times then they're gonna start wanting you to call and text back. Working. But, yeah, he's working, but if you keep them in that one to two times a category, you just show up at the mall and bring them home and fuck them. Exactly. On their smoke break.

Yeah. Work excuses fall back if they want to get more serious. They're like, what are we? And they're like, well, you know, I like how things are. Let's just keep getting to know each other on health, you know, based on how things are. Let's just keep getting to know each other on how based on how things are. Let's just keep talking with me, not calling you back. Isn't being in rotation good enough for you. How much more do you want from me?

I'm either working on my dragon tattoo draft or I'm fucking other women. What else do you want from me? Can't you see your place in my life? I hear so in boredom. Get yourself a coffee. Yeah, get yourself a coffee. Hey, you wanna come over and fuck my other rotation?

We'll get together. I'm gonna put eight rotations together in one party. Yeah, come on, no. Because work is too busy to get more serious with someone. But what's cool about this is it keeps them all interesting and fun and you can. Yeah, that's unlike a bunch of angry women blowing up your phone to keep things interesting and fun and you can... Yeah, nothing like a bunch of angry women blowing up your phone to keep things interesting and fun.

I mean, seriously, what the fuck, John? It's so stupid, dude. Any of them out, like let's say a girl gets boring, let's say a girl gets annoying, let's say... Let's say one of them dies, let's say one of them loses a leg and a horrible industrial accident. Becomes too high maintenance. You can just say, hey, like, I don't think this is going to work out and get rid of them.

Once they become boring, even if the sex becomes boring, the sex becomes boring, they become boring. If they fuck up, okay, if they become annoying, you can cut them off. I mean, I don't know. This guy's a psychopath. Class A psychopath. He does not see other human beings as human beings. No, well, obviously, from the, from the beginning. And he not been on YouTube. He'd be slashing, he'd be dumping bodies in the room.

From the 70s, picking up his shotguns. That's right. I even cut off girls above a nine, even a nine-five recently, because they're just being fucking annoying, blowing more phone up too much. Confirmed. Confirmed? Confirmed, no confirmed pull.

9.5? You're out. Watch out 9.62, you're next. You're gonna be annoying. You're out too, Chrissy. You're out. Not confirmed pull. Go tell your dad that.

I couldn't sleep with John Anthony. Go tell your dad that. I couldn't sleep with John Anthony. It wasn't good enough. F***. Ah. Ah. Well, I like it. Getting mad if I didn't respond right away.

I warned a couple of times I don't want to be drawn on it. Bullshit. It continued. And you just cut him off. No bullshit. But you have a whole bunch of others. I'm gonna fuck you when I want, look, when I text you, that's when things happen.

You don't text me. Yeah. I'm working. Yeah. And I'm also got a bunch of other girls in rotation. You're being annoying. You're out. 9.5. 9.5, 9.5.

9.5. 6. You're out. Do you, do you realize, John, the irony of you saying, I don't want any drama, I don't want any bullshit? When you're here claiming that you can put two to three new women in the old life per week. I'll talk about like the 14. Yes, what do you expect is going to, what's a reasonable reaction to that?

I don't want no drama. You're out. You're out. Listen here. Shut up, Tracy. Yeah. Look, look, I'm drinking espresso with my man. Yes, that's right. Such a stupid setup. Okay, this is what like true abundance means. When you have

a rotation of it, true abundance. I've been to a lot of yoga conferences. I mean, I never once did it. The yogi ever say the true abundance meant 10 to 14 new polls a week. I'm just making the Buddha. The Buddha. The philosophy of the Buddha. Yeah, if you read the third tenet of Buddhism. True abundance. 14 polls. Mate.

You're out, Buddha. Causing me drama. There's any new date or any new cold approach you do is like gravy on top, meaning you don't need it. You'd sound like you need that cold approach to workout or you need a particular date to workout because you're not getting late. You already have girls on rotation

and a lot of you watching and probably, well, I have no rotation. How can I be in that mindset? I can get you very quickly to start, I have no rotation. I'm starting fresh. Hey honey, so I know you're here working at the Donut shop at the mall, but I just wanted to say that I'm dreaming about your nipples. Oh my god, asshole!

You're out. I'm not dreaming about your nipples anymore. You're your f***ing drama. That's okay, I'll just move on to the next cold approach. I'm in a fresh rotation. I have a rotation. Hey girl, it's a pretzel shop. I was just dreaming about your nipples. You f***ing creep! You're out!

You were only a nine, four, five anyway. I don't care. I got 12 more in rotation. And by rotation, I mean, busters on my wall from the 80s. Amazing. The rotation the first week or two on my week program. Here, John Anthony's spelling out what you get with this eight week program.

Be coached by John Anthony. Get 64 hours. You too can be coached by John Anthony get 64 hours you too you too can be coached by John Anthony you'll earn these instructive instructions like pick up the phone say hello google massage in my area you get 64 hours of live coaching. Why would you want that? And eight weeks. Chrissy, it's only 1999 plus 1999 shipping and handling. How can you lose? What would you do with one to two more lays per week? These are confirmed bulls. Well, that's hours just on this coaching call that I can't be laying. That's right. Listen to some of these

dissatisfy customers. I was not zero in rotation and now I've gotten 22 confirmed polls. Fuck you game! Yeah! 21 new confirmed polls. What magic will be stowed upon you once you meet John Anthony? And then you have regular girls that you're sleeping with. Now you have regular sex. Fix all your problems.

It's one of the bullet points guys. You have to see this guys guys guys. What were we referring to? YouTube.com, plastic emergency. You have to see this. So on the video, he's trying to, obviously this is a sales video. He's trying to sell you into this fucking coaching program he's putting bullet points on the screen

it says get my eight week program and to be included is be coached by john Anthony get 64 hours of live coaching fix all your problems what are you doctor fucking film now you don't have this excuse me mindset girl's quick with any particular price for a particular tender mass. As he's got a down. As he's got a down. Yes.

He's got an arrow pointing down and he's saying prices will go up. Prices are going to go sideways soon. Side of that. Against all gravitational forces. I have a big go down, down. Against the properties of nature, prices will be going up while they're falling. It's amazing. Or any particular girl with. So it's good to have this true abundance mindset.

It takes a lot of the pressure off. And the girls can sense like if you really need us to work out or if this is really a big deal to you. If you have a rotation going and you have active new leads coming in, which is new phone numbers every single week and new dates plan on a regular basis, then you don't need any of these particular girls, right? And they said that was that that one. Let me, you're right about this. He says the word abundance. He puts a abuda behind his head. This is what a lot of people I know do.

They say I'm holding the space for that. They put a buda in the room and all of a sudden they're walking on water. I'm all they say. They are fixing all your problems. I met this asshole at the bar. Get him a little drunk and all of a sudden they fix all your problems. You know what you need to do? Get a divorce. Leave those

children. Tell them, tell them you're holding the space for that. It's that. And this non-neediness and this, you know, ability to not be like kissing the skin. That's going to really go long way. So it's like feast or famine as you get more girls. It becomes easier to get more girls. And you can replace them as well. You can like let's say that nothing screams romance like when

you tell a woman you can replace her easily. I'm 0.5 out. Hey John, it's Debbie. I just thought I'd call and see what you're doing later on tonight. You're out. So fucking meaty. That's not abundance. I'm sorry, I just hadn't heard from you in like six years and I thought I'd call and see what's going on You're out so are all your friends. Tell them not to call me lose my number You're on a rotation. I gotta get going. I got amax on the other line You need a harder girl. I'm trying to pay my credit card bill

Then the girls that are like the lowest rank on your rotation and you have good chemistry you can draw one into your rotation and you have good chemistry, you can draw one into the rotation and potentially boot another one out or you can try to balance and juggle them all together. These are high quality problems to have. This all depends on how much free time you have in your schedule and how much time you want to go toward. Is this a comedy? No, it's not, but it looks like a satire of a pickup artist because it's so outrageous. And I think that's kind of the point.

Like I don't think John Anthony is a smart person, at least the videos that I've watched, I don't think he's like, would fall in the intelligent category. Are you sure? But I also don't think he's smart. I know he's got a boot of a hindem, and that makes him smart.

But I'm telling you right now, John Anthony is a class A ass hat, but he understands one thing, the more shocking that he is, the bigger the claims, the bolder the words that he uses. The old snake oil. It sure is, that's it. It's gonna fix all your problems.

John, with 64 hours with John Anthony, I jump off a fucking bridge, but 64 hours with John Anthony, to some people, it's just like, I think we need, we need it on the 64 hours. I just, I don't even know if I can deal with a 30 minute coaching phone call. Stating.

But as you meet hotter and cooler girls, especially since those, you know, newer girls are going to be more exciting and it's going to be fresh and all this stuff, you can then boot out pre-existing rotation girls that were like starting to get to know each other. There's old girls. Oh my God. Oh my God. Hey, Mom. I just wanted to call and tell you. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Hey mom, I just wanted to call and tell you. You're out. I got fresh. I got new pussy. I don't need yours. You get a little boring or the sex was starting to grow old. I think it's really the best situation to be in. And also there's biological roots here.

And neuroscience books I've read and evolutionary biology books I've read. He has never read a neuroscientology book ever. He said, neuro-scientology. What the fuck is neuroscientology? You've never read a book in your life, Joe. Talk about how homo sapiens, humans are not meant to be monogamous. That's been determined anatomically. That's what it's term and atomic leaders.

That's absolutely not true. I think that I think people like to throw this around, and I'm sure there's some scientific evidence for it, but the fact that we coupled up together was a defense mechanism, it helped us. Like it helped when we teamed up. That's why we started walking around and packs. And there's a reason for this.

And while I don't- That's survival. That's right. Nothing likes, you for this. And while I don't. That's survival. That's right. Nothing likes. You're out. You're out, Chrissy. Disagree with me. Adarius, my show. It's a bright green show.

But while I don't believe monogamy is right for everybody, it's up to you. You make the choice, right? Pauli Amoris. Pauli Amoris. French for my relationships, not working. Whatever you want to do, right? Yeah. And I do know some Pauli couples that actually do worki Amoris. French for my relationships not working. Whatever you want to do, right? Yeah.

And I do know some Pauli couples that actually do work out. So great, good for them. That HBO show. Yeah, that's right. HBO show. They worked out. Who? Oh, it was the love on the grid.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Love off the grid. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's true. Okay, so one relationship I know. But the point is, is that this is such This is such horse shit John is so full of fucking shit. He's never read a book in his life Not married. No obviously. Who would marry this guy? He doesn't have children. Yeah Obviously look at the background of what is happening here? He doesn't even you thought that we were embarrassed about saying

We are on the commercial break imagine you're saying you're John Anthony John Anthony lifestyle. Oh, you got a furniture company. He's a gay mark. What do you sell? That's bed bedding towels. What are you selling over there? No, no, no, I'm selling a course on how to get 20 to 25 new

pussies in your bed every week. 64 hours. Yeah, that's right. Wait, you can get 20 to 25 new girls in your bed every week. 64 hours. Yeah, that's right. Wait, you can get 20 to 25 new girls in your bed every week. You're out, don't question me. I wanna walk around with one of these buttons. I know.

Like, my kids are fussing at me. I'm like, you're out. Get out in the street. Which one is that? Going out in the corner. Let me know it works out. What's it? This one.

Oh, yeah. Part of the brain responsible for monogamy, we don't have it works out. What's it? This one. Oh, yeah. Part of the brain responsible for monogamy, we don't have it. There's a species of monkey that does. It always only mates with one person. We aren't meant to be monogamous as humans. That's why the divorce rate. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

He's read many neuroscientists. Pology books. That's right. And the part of monogamy in the brain, we don't have it. We don't have it. So while there's a monkey, there's a monkey that's in South Africa. Got to find that monkey. So hi, that's why so many people cheat. And what we, what they have found what we're meant to have is one main partner and a bunch of side partners, which is exactly the structure of a rotation. Who is they?

When you say they figured out, who is they? Other ass hats like you? Are you buddying up with mystery to figure out? The physiology of how we should all evolve? Yeah, that's whole. Or a one-way open relationship. One way, open. How does that, wait, wait, wait.

It's a one-way open relationship. That was one way. It only works one way. One way open. Yeah's one way open for this. That was one way. It only works one way. One way open. Yeah, it only works one way. That's my way. That's my way. One way.

One way. One way. One way. One way open. My girlfriend, it's open on my side, so I can still go and see other girls, but that is an interesting state. But it's not on her side. That's how the Emperor of China lives as well.

That's how you do it. That's right. Right. When there was emperors, like in the forbidden city, I lived in Beijing briefly and did a tour of the forbidden city and he said you would have like one wife and like 10 side chicks, right?

He was the fucking Emperor of China, you asshole. In the, in like, 218 B, 288 B. Yeah. B.C. B.C. I'm sure it was not uncommon for the Emperor of China to have multiple women. Sssss.

Sssss. Sss. Look at Bill Clinton, Donald Trump. I lived in Beijing briefly. I lived in Beijing briefly until they said I was out. Sss. They said, you're out. You're not going to besmirch the Communist Party name. It's a structure for rotation.

You have your main rotation girl or your girlfriend, and then you have all the other side ones. And the main rotation girl or the girls, you know, high up and ranking in the rotation, those are the ones that you're going to be treating like boyfriend girlfriend, even if you don't have the label. You're going to be taking them out to dinner, holding their hand, developing an emotional connection. So the whole idea is you take the hottest coolest one or hottest coolest ones. Pick, okay, now more words on the screen. Pick and take the hottest and coolest. Make them your main rotation and have some side girls.

Wait, I have to take a picture of this. Oh my god, here she goes with the pictures. I can't believe. I can't believe. You know they have a, there's a website where you can input a sentence or a paragraph. I'd say aye. And it will tell you whether or not, what grade level you are writing it. I am guessing that's second grade.

Grammarly. It's grammarly. Yeah, grammarly. That's right. I downloaded that. Yeah. It's crazy. He's bad.

He's bad. He's bad. And one way open relationship. And then you have a bunch of side girls that are in flux, as I said, if they become boring or annoying, or for whatever reason they pull some kind of bullshit, you catch them lying. You can cut them off.

And they'll drop off and stem lying and pregnancy. Death. You're out. Hi, John. It's Carrie's mother. She was in a horrible roller coaster accident. Decapitated her. I'm sorry to have to call you and tell you this. Who's this?

Carrie's bomb, she was dating you. Oh, number four. What? She's out. I mean, being dead wasn't the only requirement. She could have been dead, but without a head Eh, I already got one of those in the studio. She's out You don't mind if I skip the funeral, do you? I'm busy. I'm working. I got a new dragon dead too. I'm drafty

Cherry That's a Freudian slip They're on sometimes too. Sometimes they'll move sometimes they'll get back with an X Sometimes they'll meet someone else. Sometimes they'll move. Sometimes they'll get back with an X. Sometimes they'll be breathing. Sometimes they'll move. Sometimes they'll get back with an X. Oh my God. Listen, I'm gonna guarantee any girl that gets with John Anthony is going right back to that ex boyfriend, no matter how bad she is. You look really good now. Hey, listen, totally wrong about that whole thing. You can drink and gamble or money away, all you want. I really do not.

I'm cool, we'll live in the poor house, don't worry about it. Cardboard box, you got it, no problem. And that person wants to get more serious. They're gonna be dropping off sometimes, they're gonna be kicking them out sometimes, but new ones will always be coming in. And when you get new hookups and go on new dates,

you don't always have to put them on rotation. The criteria should be like, is this girl fun? Like, is there a good chemistry? Like, is there, you know, low amounts of shitty parts? Like low amounts of drama, she's not. Low amounts of shitty parts. You're a genre. You are so scared of commitment.

First of all, a lot of these girls that according to the internet and other people on Reddit, they say that you're paying for these women, you're paying them to come and sleep with you. So number one, number two, it is so blatantly obvious that you are afraid of anyone getting to know you at all, that you have to put everybody in an arm's life. Why would be two if I was saying to me? Yeah, no, that's true. That's true. Well, you

know, John Anthony, he's a he's in a class all of his own. And I do not want to have anything to do with that class. No, I will not be getting that rotation. I would never get into that rotation. No, no, This is great. No, I love John Anthony. He's nothing but gold kids. He's sticking around the commercial break-pull. Oh, no. It's too good. Uncle Brian will be downloading videos for our hours.

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