The Commercial Break - Sad Thad The Dancing Chad

Episode Date: July 25, 2022

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A white tank top. A white tank top with what looked to be strawberry margarita stains down the center of the shit. I can imagine that that strawberry margarita was running for its life after it saw how his jaw was chewing everything at sight. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. something else on yet another episode of this The Commercial Break, it's not for everybody, but back news or fiction is guaranteed in one minute or less, or your money back guaranteed, go to tcbpodcast.com to collect your earnings, how the hell are you?

Woo! Oh, good, that felt good. Feel good. Yeah, it came right out of the gate with that one. I didn't even have to practice or anything. I'm starting to think about, I'm watching the morning show. Have you seen the morning show? Of course I have, yeah.

So fucking good, man. That's good. Okay, I had to get through the first hour though because I thought I thought the first hour was the whole It wasn't handled correctly. I thought I thought it was like poorly directed or something really like Are you starting from the beginning? Start the beginning beginning like right from the beginning. I've already been through Season one we're talking about the morning show on Apple TV with Stephen Carrell and Jennifer Andistan and a bunch of other very talented actors and actresses And it's all about and Reese with us to end. That's right. It's all about they you know the morning show like an ABC type morning show It's a big deal. It's the moneymaker for the for the whole studio for the whole company and

Guy and a girl Stephen Carell and Jennifer Aniston are heading up this morning show much like the commercial break Much yeah, everybody wakes up to Get their fact news or fiction the fact news or fiction talk about puzzles and pretendous So then Stephen Correll is taken down by the me two movement. He's accused of a number of bad There's a scandal a big scandal. He gets fired. That's how that's how the whole thing starts But I thought the way that it unfolded from a directorial standpoint didn't really excite me all that much. I was kinda like, and that's kinda boring.

But I stuck with it and I am glad that I did. Because man, I will tell you what, it got really fucking good. I mean, really, really good. And I forgot totally why I was talking about the morning. I don't know. Oh, because in the morning show, when Jennifer Aniston is getting ready to go on set,

she's doing all these vocal exercises, these warm-ups in one of the scenes. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Just do that for another hour and a half. I know what a rush show is before rush actually gets on stage Fucker, I had an experience Experience it was a rush pre-check I know water torture is what it was the guy just said someone's for hours on in It seemed like hours I'm sure it wasn't I was not drinking or high at the time is completely sober You just sat through it. He moved from microphone to microphone. Why didn't you just get up? What else was I gonna do get up and go where?

Get a band have a drink. Yeah, well, you know the guy It's we wasn't a rush concert It was the beginning was like we were backstage. We were there. I don't know why we're there We were there because somebody knew somebody in the band or something I don't know is something everybody is very nice and pleasant But that fucking similance over and over again. I don't even know the similance is a fucking word I know similar act is like a thing you give small children. Idiot, you're a idiot.

Any who? I was just thinking to myself, maybe I should start doing some of those vocal warmups because you and I are now getting to that level, that ABC Good Morning America level. I mean, we're there, we're right there. We have tens of listeners and most of them we know what we could call on ourselves.

That picture says that anchor man level, you know, the third news team that's on very good. Oh yeah, the third news. I think it's Luke Wilson's part of that team. I would only do the news man five. It's my favorite. 72 Toyota truck running around. We are the Gremlin.

We are the Gremlin. The Gremlin. We are the Gremlin. Question for you. Yes. Okay, here we go. And by the way, for those of you that are waiting, and you're probably waiting patiently, it's like somebody's waiting. You're probably waiting patiently to see if our good friend who was married to Tara sent us in part two of the story that we told on Friday. And the answer to this, my friends, is yes. Part two is here. We will talk through it in just a second. I don't want to keep everybody waiting too long, but. Right. They're on the edge of their car. I'm only. Yeah. Glory. Waiting for T.C.

beta. Shit on the microphone. Before I get to the question, I do wanna say one thing that I think is very exciting to use for the CCB listeners out there. Both of you. I wanted to. You can both of you. Yeah, well one listener. Well one's in Canada now too. So I think we have three.

One in Canada too in the United States. Chrissy and I have made an executive decision here at the commercial break and I think it's a good one. And I think you're gonna like it. Here's how it goes. We had a creative meeting. We had a brainstorm. A sash. We had a brainstorm.. And I think you're gonna like it. Here's how it goes. We had a creative meeting. We had a create, we had a brainstorm. A sash.

We had a brainstorm. Sash. Yeah, I hate fucking people say that. So I'm not. But you wanna have a sash? A sash. What the fuck is a sash? We're too lazy to say session now.

You can't say sash. Chrissy and I had a sash and we decided, and it's one I can say it to annoy everybody. We had a sash and we decided that there's too much TCB content running around the world right now. And it's hard I can say it to annoy everybody. We had a session, we decided that there's too much TCB content running around the world right now. And it's hard for new listeners, some of you might be new listeners,

and it's hard for you to catch up on all the content. How in the world are you supposed to keep up with three episodes a week and then go in the back catalog and dig through all this stuff? And decipher which ones are worth, like plucking out of the needle in a stack. How are you supposed to find the proverbial funny needle in a mediocre haystack?

Yes. And Chrissy and I want to help you out with that. And that is why we have made the executive decision that starting in a couple of weeks from when this episode is now broadcasting or airing on the RSS feed, broadcasting. On the radio, who weighs. It's Friday!

Everybody's looking for a weekend. We have decided that we are now going to dedicate the remaining Fridays of this summer. We may continue at past that. We don't know. We'll reserve a little bit longer. Yeah, at least through Labor Day, maybe even a little bit longer. We are going to, and I'm on vacation during that time too, so we might even go a little bit longer. We are going to find what we think are notable TCB episodes, really ones that were turning points in the commercial break's history. Yes, the following on the floor laughing, at least for us, one two, three, four. The ones that the two of us fight. Right, exactly.

The best of the best. The best of the mediocre. Yes, the best of the mediocre. We're gonna figure that out on your ear. And ones that could also tie in, you know, why we reference some of the things that we do. Okay, yeah, we might go back, we're starting to get some questions,

sometimes on reviews, sometimes through the channels. We're getting questions. Where's Henry Fonda? Yeah, where's Henry Fonda? How did she come up with aliens? What's this all about? You referenced that. I don't wanna be a podcast that just does inside jokes

because there's a lot of those out there. And I find sometimes that can be annoying, especially if you're a new listener. So we're gonna help out. It's like I mean, I want a friend group. You know, you're at a party and you come to a friend group. You gotta catch up with who's sleeping with who. Yeah, and I mean, people are laughing about inside just you know.

That's right. Who's impotent, who's got the clap. You know, you gotta decipher your way through it. So, Chrissy and I are going to dedicate starting in a few weeks. We're going to, and you'll know because it'll be titled this way, we're going to do B-T-Y Fridays. Best of you Fridays. Best of you Fridays.

Best of you Fridays. We're gonna yo it up and we're gonna send you our best on Fridays. We're gonna take the best of the episodes or the Turn turning points or some reference to the commercial break that you might need to know. We're gonna take those We're gonna edit it down to just the best of the episode So it might be a little shorter than the original and we're gonna send it out your way So you can catch up on the commercial break without actually having to dig through Yeah, just one time a week. Just one time a week. We're gonna do fresh content the other two days,

but I thought it would just be helpful for all our new Canadian listeners. We have tried this experiment before. We've put together best episodes. Well, that was a little bit different. Well, we smashed a bunch of episodes together is what we did and we made a mixture of long, they were like two and a half hours long.

It just wasn't good. So what we're gonna do is we'll go episode by episode, we'll let you catch up, we're probably gonna dig deeper in the catalog then, we're not gonna replay episode number 211, we'll go to like 80 or 40 or 55. So we're gonna do that for you. We're gonna do the work for you. We're gonna do the work for you, we're gonna dig it up.

And then we also have to put a disclaimer on this one, also because with the good oftentimes comes to the bad and here's the not so great, but I think it will be beneficial in the long run. We're also going to start archiving some of our older, much older episodes like episodes one one. It needs to go. I don't want that representing. I don't want someone to start at one. Episode number one is a case. Please, if you're listening and you don't start at one,

one episode number one is a please if you're listening to your new don't start at one I'm starting with at least start at 10 we should put this disclaimer at the beginning of one What are you doing here stop? I know don't start here. Chrissy it pains me every time that I look at our statistics and I see that there's like a lot of people that are listening to episode number because of course You are you go to a new podcast like let me start in number one. What's the story on these guys? What the story is, they can't get their microphones to work. They have shitty recording equipment and they're not quite funny at all.

Yeah, no. It's like, it's so bad. We were doing a remote, we just started it during their pandemic and it's really bad. It's a shining example of the... Do you notice a drop like when you see the people that go and listen to it, do you see a start decline decline. Yes so here's the funny thing on Apple you can they have two different segments of listeners they have listeners which is just someone that clicks play at all and then they have

engaged listeners which means they listen to half the episode or at least 20 minutes of it. If you go and look at if you click on the button listeners you'll see like I don't know you know hundreds or thousands of people right and then go click on the button listeners, you'll see like, I don't know, you know, hundreds or thousands of people, right? And then go click on engage listeners and that drops by at least half, if not more. So people just, they don't even give it a chance because I wouldn't either. It's a piece of shit. No, the front bumper, no, that was said. One, two, seven, 12, 35.

Right. We're going to pick. I think there's one we can keep in the first hundred. I know. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We'll can keep in the first under that. I know. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We'll make some executive decisions,

but get to them now because sometime around Thanksgiving, we're gonna start calling the herd and we're talking about the very early episodes, like minus 20. Yeah, people out there are probably like, from the strife on. It's good, the shaft from the way or whatever they say. There's probably new listeners out there right now

that are going, what the fuck are these guys talking about? Care. Don't go to episode one to find out. Yeah, don't go to episode one to find out. Or if you're interested, go to one now because it's not gonna be there soon. Question for you. Yes.

You have two choices in life. And I want you to think about this before you answer. There's a fork in the road. There's a fork in the road. There's a fork in the road. Okay. Down one fork, you know everything. Everything is clear to you. Uh, you know, obviously this Jeff would never do this. And I'm not suggesting he would.

I'm just asking a question that I did is running around the internet. There we go. Why are you filming that stuff? What do you marry me? Yeah, no. Would you want to know if What do you marry me? Yeah, no. Would you want to know if Jeff had cheated on you? Choice number one, or choice number two,

you are blissfully unaware of any of those activities going on. Like blissfully unaware. Like there's no reason it would even, like no, there was no suggestion. You didn't find text messages. You didn't see panties. You didn't see panties on the bathroom floor that weren't yours. Yeah. It was just, I could just be blissfully unaware

of everything that's going on. Yeah, no, I want to know. You want to know. I think that's the nature. I think that's how most people would feel. Yeah, it's the nature. Yeah, you remember Neo? Yeah, I remember Neo.

That like the rapper. No one. Oh, for the matrix. For the matrix. I don't know the matrix. I don't know the matrix like the rapper known for the matrix. On the matrix. There was Neo in the matrix. Yeah, but then there's Neo the 90s slash early 2000s rapper hip hop artist. Yeah, that's great. He was on, I can't remember which show it was, but I watched it a lot.

It's that New York, he was on one of those shows, one of those morning shows. And he made the suggestion. He said that he tells everybody around him, if you see my wife on fleek, if she's out there doing whatever, don't bring it back to me. I don't wanna know. I don't care.

I'm choosing happiness. That's what I'm choosing. I'm choosing to be happy. Perception is reality. You gotta choose your truth in life. And this is the truth that I'm choosing. No, Stephanie, well, there's two extremes to that, right? Like you can be super crazy about trying to find the false. You be paranoid. Yeah. Yeah. Or you can be

blissfully unaware and just like it that way. But, you know, I'd like to think I'm somewhere down the middle. I'm very optimistic person. I might be happy. Perception is a lot of things, but I want to know with the reality is. Yeah, but I kinda get the point. He's like, you know, when you start digging around for your truth, you're already feeling some kind of way. And you can make a, you probably can make a case if you dig hard enough to get yourself more paranoid about anything, right?

That's true. And so he's like, I just choose, I just wanna choose to believe. To live in a veil. To live in a veil, right? I wanna choose to be, I wanna choose to choose to believe. To live in a veil. To live in a veil, right? I want to choose to be happy. I want to choose not to find evidence of anything. Well, I think they've discussed this before.

It was what it sounds like. It sounds like she's gonna open marriage. Yeah. It sounds like she is. It sounds like we've agreed to this. And so if you see her out, don't tell me about it. I don't care because we've already talked about it. I'm a way.

It's such an interesting question, I think. I didn't think that I would find myself. What is your answer? First of all, I have a week. If you were finding boxer shorts on the floor. If I found panties on the floor, I'd be excited. I'd be like, tell me more. If I found boxer shorts on the floor, if I found boxer shorts on the floor, I'd be excited. I'd be like, tell me more. If I found boxer shorts on the, if I found boxer shorts on the floor,

there's no way to unring that bet. Right, I mean, it's not like, who's are these? Yeah, who's are these? Matthias is great. Well, when did he turn 39? I think if it was like not obvious and blatant in my face, I can underst-

You'd be okay with it? No, I'd be okay with it. I don't say it's not about okay, but if I don't know, then of course I'm okay because I don't know. Okay. So it doesn't really fucking matter, does it? So I'm not saying that I would choose to ignore it

if it appeared. I am saying that it's an interesting philosophical question in general about how we perceive our world and maybe about trust. Like I implicitly trust Astrid in any situation for any reason. I would never, I've never had a reason to believe anything different. So of Astrid, so if someone... You see, that's the thing.

If you did have a reason to not trust, you would be more likely to want to know. If I did have a reason to not trust the after. But when you're in the blissfully like trusting phase, and it's like, well, no, I trust our, but like if you're, because we've both been in those relationships before, right? It hasn't everybody in their life. Probably.

Because somebody cheated on them and whatever, then you use your suspicious. Always. And then you just, you want to know. Yeah, with Astrid, you know, and I always had a good, healthy dose of skepticism about trust in relationships. For so many different reasons, my own life experiences.

Of course. But with Astrid, for some reason, maybe it's age, maybe it's maturity, right? Maybe, you know, they say that men, like they don't actually, their brains don't stop developing until they're like 35, that's true. There's some scientific research out there. We don't actually mature as human being adult human being That's true. There's some science or scientific research out there. We don't actually mature as human being adult as adult being stable is what it is. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, stable. Please, stable. I don't even know. I'm like an egg yolk at a roller coaster, please. Stay well. Well, I was a place for that. But for some reason, whatever that reason may be, I have chosen trust with Astrid every single time. And you have no reason not to trust her. Not at all. But if you did. So the thing is kind of a moon point. If I did, I think maybe.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm a curious person by nature. Yeah, well, I think curiosity is absolutely in the human nature. And so you want to know what you don't know. Yeah. I want to know the truth. I want to know what you don't know. Yeah. I want to know the truth. I want to get to the bottom of things, but then there's part of me, it's like, there are a lot of things in life.

Life is tough. Things are shitty. The world is ugly in a lot of ways, but I choose to look at it differently. Yeah, I mean, there's so many different levels. Like if somebody can't sold on me for dinner, but they lied about it, I don't care about that. I don't want to dig into that. No. Like why, if they're sick, they're not sick. they lied about it, I don't care about that, I don't wanna dig into that.

No. Like why, if they're sick, they're not sick, I don't know, I don't care, you can't feel great, it gave me a free night. If you cancel on me, I have a private detective that just researched your manory too, I think it's a little too. If I have to cancel dinner on me, it lies to me about it.

I'm probably gonna do a little research. Yeah, well I don't let her go to the gym. I'm gonna let her go to the gym. That's where other boys look at her. No, that's not happening. That's where the, that's where guys who have plays look good. That's rule number one from Frankie B.

Frankie B number one, don't go to the gym. Frankie B number two, don't let them have cell phones. No, yeah. Yeah. Rule number three, they're already cheating on you before you meet them. He's like, that guy was crazy. They you, thanks for tuning in to yet another episode of this The Commercial Break.

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Hit the subscribe button so you don't miss any episodes and please use the specialized URLs and codes that we give when we're talking about our sponsors. Let's take a few minutes to hear from those sponsors and then we'll be back to this episode of The Commercial Break. So Chrissy, one of the other things that's happening now, we opened up a fucking can of worms and now all of our smart ass listeners have decided that they want to get in on this. So okay, all right, here's the ask Uncle Brian. Ask Uncle Brian, ask TCB or slash tell a made up story. Tell a made up story. That's correct. Who knows? I do not. I do we do not claim to have any we don't know the veracity of these stories.

We don't claim they're the truth because we don't know these people and we have no idea what they're telling us. But I'm going assume, I'm gonna choose trust in this moment. And to assume that what's being told to us is true, because it's fucking funny. And so I just feel like something funny. It serves our purpose. Last Friday, a couple of weeks ago, we got an email from a guy named Pete,

and he explained to us a torrental situation that had happened with his erection and his mother-in-law. Yeah, soon to be mother-in-law with you. Soon to be mother-in-law. And. Soon to be mother-in-law. Then the wedding was called off, and there was a whole thing. Go back and listen to that.

Yeah. And now, right after that, like directly after broadcast, we got another gentleman, it seems, that has a gentleman by his own admission. That sent us another story about him, his wife, and his wife's brother. They went to a destination wedding.

And they went to a destination. That's nuts. So let me give you a quick recap of the story. Go listen to the last Friday's episode. If you would like to last episode, go listen to it. If you would like to hear part one of this story, but here's what happens.

They get to this destination at the Ritz Carlton. There is a party that party turns a little crazy. They get some guys handed out cocaine. Thad, the author's brother-in-law goes on an all-nighter, gets on a boat, gets on a bender, gets on a boat with another couple from the wedding who happens to be the maid of honor. And her husband. And her husband. So Thad is kicked out of the hotel because he's found in the jacuzzi naked with these other people and he refuses to put an explosion of bender. I mean, it really is.

Actually, when you think about it, Okay, naked alcohol, everything. Yeah, a destination. Destination wedding. Exactly what you would expect to happen if those five things came into combination with each other. So, we, so what happens next is, Thad is not invited to the rehearsal dinner,

but some other people are. So Thad has to sit this one out because of his behavior the night before. He's in the dog house. He's in the dog house, but he decides to pop up to the belly up to the bar next to where. He breaks free of the dog house.

He breaks free of the dog house. He invites the maid of honor and her husband back for round two. Now, Thad has had nohouse. He invites the maid of honor and her husband back for round two. Now, that has had no sleep. He's been up all, he's been up for 20, at 36 hours straight. They go to a bar that's next door to the Sriritz Carlton. They're staying at when they leave, when the, excuse me, when the husband, the maid of honor's husband, leave the bar to go get his change of clothes.

Which is suspicious. Yeah, it's all suspicious. It's all story suspicious. But anyway, he leaves and when he does, he leaves Thad, the author's brother-in-law and the maid of honor alone at the bar. When he comes back, they are gone. A search party commences

because everyone's worried about what has happened to these two and they find this pawn. Those people want to know. They want to know the truth. Of course, that's it. Yeah, okay, all right, fair enough. They wanted to get to the bottom of it. They wanted to know they want to know that's it yeah okay all right fair enough they wanted to get to the bottom of it they wanted to know they were like oh

they're gone anyway don't tell me about it we choose happiness we choose happiness in a life without these two people because they're gone a surge party commences and one of the wedding party gentlemen one of the groomsman stumbles upon sad the author's brother-in-law and the maid of honor in the dunes nude and scared because he just Been in the do nude the nude dude. Okay, so Drama She goes down from that she goes down and now the next day is the wedding sad of course is not at the wedding the the mate of honor is at the wedding that's wife is up in a hotel room because she refuses to be seen with her husband or without her husband and the last we left our author sad who was not

invited to the wedding he was disinvited he should have been. He busts into the reception. The door opens and there. I'm not sure. Picture in smoke. Yes. Smoked and well lit. Yeah. It's a little wet sparkly. Yeah. It's like I'm back. So our author wrote part two for us to know what the conclusion of the story is because we were like, that's just it. Like he just opened the door. Even though the ending of the part one was pretty funny There it was so go back and listen there was no questions. I present to you part two of this incredible story well written by our author here. Let's take a listen. Okay. This is exactly in the moment when Thad busts in the day. Yeah, there he was

a full-sized Sunburnnt, coped up, sunglasses wearing human penis. Secretly, I had wanted this to happen all along. If we had never heard from that again, that weekend, it would have been half a story. And I knew he had so much more to offer. Exactly. This guy was a miniature drug fueledfueled Godzilla of a man and him showing up to the reception

was the only way that this could end. It was the only way for him to achieve true glory. Yeah, he wasn't going down with a nap and the hotel room. Yeah, he wasn't far in the wedding in the reception. He's a 48 hours nap. Can you imagine being on a copebender for a 48 hours?

I had to take it like a little nap and then busted back up. Yeah, we don't know every minute, but yeah. I gotta get to the reception. Yeah, but I mean, after you do 20 hours where the cocaine and a nap is gonna be hard, you're gonna have to go down for a whole day, not a nap, you know what I'm saying? A whole day.

As the door literally flew open in the back of the bank with all you, or in the back of the bank with all, you could hear an audible gas. My wife, my wife grabbed my arm, All you, or in the back of the bank would haul, you could hear an audible gasp. My wife, my wife grabbed my arm so hard, I still pick out pieces of her. And it's her brother. Yes.

Yes, so it's her brother. It's her brother. My wife grabbed my arm so hard, I still pick out pieces of her fake French manicure to this day. The expression on her face was more painful than the first time she gave birth. My initial instinct was to run to him and push him right back out the door. I actually tried to

move out of my seat, but my wife quickly, quickly held me back down. It was one of those unspoken moments between loved ones. We telepathically communicated and told each other it was best to let him implode on his own. I have been there brother. I mean, I haven't been there with my brother, but I've been there. Actually, I saved that one for, I'll save that one for when the microphones are off. My initial, oh, we telepathically communicated to each other was best just to let him implode on his own and he did not disappoint. Let me color by numbers for a minute. Imagine the lead singer from Creed at 55 years old.

That's what that looked like. Even though I think he was only 45 at the time, he honestly looked like Scott Stapp. And people would often say, you look like Scott. Yeah, he had that. Yeah, he looked so good. I met him at, I saw it and I didn't meet him. Yeah, he had. I met him. I saw it.

And I didn't meet him. He moved his guitar so we could sit down at an airport. Let me tell you something. Scott's staff was also wearing a wife beater in the airport. It was it was crazy. And that's where the wife beat her. When he appeared, it looked like he had dumped his hair in Chris

Goil. The lights were shining so brightly off the top of his hair. I think I saw sparkles. His skin was the color of fire engine. Would his skin was the color of a fire engine. If a fire engine was making fun of itself. He was all right. Cause he had been in the jacuzzi.

He had been in the jacuzzi. But naked. But naked. I mean, at the height of the day. You can imagine he's probably running around the beach. He had not people like he just, oh my god, this is just so funny. He was so sunburned. He was painful to look at. But I should tell you that this was not out of the ordinary for him during the summer. He was in constant state of melanoma.

Oh no. the summer. He was in constant state of melanoma. Oh no. Jay. He was in constant state of melanoma. Oh my God. I'm sorry. Melanoma stuff. No, but just the way he said it was funny. He's in a constant state of melanoma. Moving from the hair down,

he was wearing his Oakley sunglasses, just slightly dipped below the bridge of his nose. Like with the rainbow reflector? Yeah, probably. With below the bridge of his nose, so when his eyebrows raised, you could see his brown eyes, or what was left of his brown eyes after his pupils had taken the coloring hostage.

The guy was cranked. He was on a different level. He didn't need to say a thing or take one step forward, a backward for everyone to know that no sleep had entered his body or his mind in the last three days. Oh, God. If geeked out, I felt geeked out just being in the same room. It was that kind of experience. I got to meet this guy. His jaw was literally dancing. Oh yeah, it looked like a more like a lot.

Oh, I remember. His jaw was literally dancing. It looked like his jaw was trying to break free after being like, shut. Have you ever seen those commercials where the guys have the exercise balls in their mouth trying to make their jaws look more muscular? Take the ball away and that's what his mouth was doing. I haven't seen those commercials. There's a rubber ball that guys are putting in their mouth and then chewing on it.

Is a sexual thing. No, it's to make their sexual thing. Because there is that rubber ball. Oh, there is that rubber ball. Yeah, I don't think you put the anal beads back in your mouth. It's bad practice. Moving south, he had decided to wear the appropriate attire to this particular event, event, a white tank top, a white tank top, with what looked to be strawberry margarita stains down the center of the ship.

I can imagine that that strawberry margarita was running for its life after it saw how his jaw was chewing everything at sight. But the white t-shirt was nothing compared to the bright khaki slacks that he had obviously crumpled up thrown in a duffle bag only to be released to the world once he was actually ready to walk in the room. Thad had never met an iron or a steamer and tonight was not going to be that night. A company in his extremely tight pants was a jet black alligator skin belt with a gold buckle. Ooh, and this was a good thing. He dressed up for the occasion.

This was a good thing because the buckle distracted from the pants that were holding on for dear life around his butt. At any moment, those seams could split. You could almost hear the thread crying out for help. This is, I got a picture for this guy, isn't it? Yeah. Very descriptive. Lest you think he was a redneck. He actually did wear shoes patten leather white penny loafers hold the

From vacation the original vacation I guess I'm for your Clark I feel like I want a higher Frankie B that reenact this scene. Yeah, so Frankie B would be perfect. Oh my God. The first thing that he did once he entered the room was scan the table for signs of comfort. Once his eyes locked on a target, he yelled out in a crackling voice,

what's up, Mike? Mike is the Coke dealer. Ah. That's been running around the wedding. Yeah. That's right. The coke dealing cousin, the coke dealing cousin Mike was back in the mix. Mike had a lady next to him and that lady looked as looked at him to as if to say, do not even think about Mike turned his head and looked away, hoping that this nightmare would go away soon. But this was no nightmare. To me, it was a dream come true.

Thad made a beeline for Mike, stood in between Mike and his lady and bent over and said something to him. We couldn't hear what was said, but I imagine it went something along these lines. I'm out of blow. Can I have some more? That's exactly. You got a bomb?

Yeah. Exactly. We got a bomb. Mike leaned over to his lady and said some words and then excused himself from the table. The two of them exited out the back of the room and were gone. Oh. This is now we're getting juicy. As soon as they left the doors, a committee formed around the dance floor. And it wasn't to do it. Yeah, it had nothing to do with the first dance.

The bride, the maid of honor, parents and grandparents and children of all ages. It was clear they were making decisions. They were looking for escape routes. They were gathering emergency resources. A full-scale disaster was in progress. How would they handle it? Ah! Oh my god, the riding is great on those.

As soon as they left those doors, as soon as those two left the doors, oh, excuse me, at one point you can see some of the people looking over toward us. The bride's father, and apparently one of the friends, started stepping in our direction. Right, because they're like, he's related to him. She's related. That's her brother. Now I gotta get involved. I should have never showed up. I should have cut my losses and hung out at the beach. That's what I would have done. I would have just said, I'm sorry I'm not gonna make any more trouble, neither is my family. I couldn't tell if they were angry with us or just looking

for empathy, but either way, I did not want to get involved. The bride's father once you reached the table. My wife's uncle got down on one knee as if to beg for help He asked my wife if there's any way she could go talk to that Ask him to leave the party without further incident and we would all forget this happened. They didn't want it really They didn't want to have This is already that They didn't want it. They didn't want to have to get it really. I really never forget this. This is already dead. No, this is a story you're not going to forget. But for now.

People are telling their grandchildren this story. It's a legend. It's a war. It's on the commercial breakdown. Think about that. 20 additional people are going to hear this. They didn't want to have to call security or the police. And they felt it was best coming

from someone that was close to him. I think I laughed a little bit while I was throwing up in my mouth. After some additional commiserating, we decided I should go talk to Thad as my wife felt she might make the situation worse. I didn't want to do this. Nothing about this was interesting to me. What could I... What is the...

What is he saying here? What is, what could I say? They could make things better. Excuse me. Basically. But I figured this was the least I could do since I was getting free food and drinks for the last three days. He wrote that a little funny. I'm paraphrasing there. As I mustered up the strength and gathered my thoughts, I decided I had no idea. Well, what I was doing, I had no clue what to say. I had no wisdom to impart. I gave it an 80-20 chance that I would have zero impact

on anything this plot was about to do. At that point, and if he got Mike and he's doing more coke than definitely not. We don't know what's going on with Mike. Mike could be the savior here. Mike could say hey listen to you got it go Yeah, Mike got him into the situation might need to get him out. That's right Luckily by the time I got to the door Mike and Thad were already on the other side of it Mike was pleading with my brother And not to go back into the party. Yeah, he was saying all the things I probably should have been saying don't go in

You're not welcome here. It's best if you just go back to your hotel Is that there's something else you should be doing tonight? I'll give you some more cocaine if you just go away Seriously, that was one of the options my presence But dad had made up his mind and he had other ideas you want to get down on the dance floor He thought he thought it was best that he apologized to everyone that he make amends for the bride I just anybody have a guitar. I think I could probably do this better with a guitar Does anybody have a guitar? You want to could probably do this better with a guitar. Does anybody have a guitar? Do you want to play some drums? Is there a microphone?

Yeah. Tuesday, I'm going to start my own company. All right. That's good. That's good. It's going to change the world. That had other ideas. He felt he wanted to apologize to everybody.

He wanted to make amends to the bride for causing such drama on her special day. And he wanted to explain to the main of made of honors husband that all this was just a misunderstanding. Things got weird and he shouldn't be blamed for his intoxicated actions. It could happen to anyone. Right. I did slipped in your eyes. Sorry about that. It was understanding. That's right. Thad was talking absolute nonsense. He was also talking at three and a half million miles per hour.

He was literally talking at the speed of sound. It was like one of those bad Netflix international voiceover movies. I could see his lips moving so fast, but the actual noises were far behind his vocal chords. Oh, and picturing like the two-time speed. I know. Have I ever heard of this? We're still funny at two times.

I'll just let you know. Oh, okay. Once he took a breath, I had a chance and I grabbed his arm gently. And in that moment, it came to me. I said exactly what I needed to say. It was like God was putting the right words in my mouth. I said, what do you think we say we go have a drink at the lobby bar? Yeah, let's get out of here. You and me, buddy. This unfortunately did not help the situation.

That got more irritated, more determined, more focused. I can do this,! I can do this dude, I can do this. I just gotta say a few words to the bride, and everything's gonna be fine, everything's gonna be fine. We're gonna be cool, everyone's gonna dance, so don't worry about us, we're gonna be winning. Everyone's happy, super happy, everyone's happy. I don't know, I don't know. Hey Mike, you wanna come with me in the bathroom

for a second, when I get my speech together? I'm gonna apologize to everybody, maybe I'll get a microphone. Maybe I'll change what? I just had to say, I was gonna start a company on Tuesday, do you have a guitar? I'm gonna play Pink Floyd's wall. Have you ever heard the wall?

He then brushed me by and walked in the door. I followed just to see what was going to go down. I brushed by. He probably was like, I can't get out of here. He brushed... uh... I followed him just to see what was about to go down. I thought about getting my iPhone out,

but I could see that other people in the room had already done so. I was getting away from this video eating it. I figured I could catch the replay on YouTube, or maybe even the sports center if it got good. He walked up directly to the bride and was instantly swarmed by a group of much weaker men. They weren't trying to physically assault him or wrangle him up.

They were just ready for the action if something went down. Then you also have to remember this is a wedding reception. There is music playing almost this entire time. So when Thad got to the bride. I have vanilla ice. I have vanilla ice. I have vanilla ice. I have I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I That should have been over his plane. Yeah. So when Thad got to the bride, he appeared to say a few words to her and then to everyone's disbelief, he started to dance.

He started to dance a weird hippie type of noodle. That type of things you see at the Dave Matthew show. You know what I'm talking about, Brian. He looked like one of those weird airwiggles you see in front of the car dealership Sped up like he was on fast forward. Oh My god as he continued to dance he opened up a circle on the dance floor even though no one was currently dancing with his body movements He pushed off the onlookers and other men and then tried to get people out

of their chair to join. Oh my God. There were no takers. Everyone was horrified. Well, this was going on in the dance floor. The bride's father made a quick pass out the door and as he blew by me he said hey thanks a lot and I think I mumbled no worries friend. I mean what do you say at that point? Thad was really heating up now as a group of grown men stood in a circle around the dance floor trying to figure out how to wrangle this greasy gazelle the song changed the DJ was about to get in on the action. He was a comedian lying in wait. And he was about to drop his comedy shots. Oh my God, I'm dying.

As the current song wound down, the DJ mixed in the one song, the only song in the universe that this situation could have possibly called for. Staying alive! Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, Well you can't do it by the way, you lose my mind, I'm a warmest man, no time to talk. Yes.

That became a firework on the Fourth of July. He literally started bouncing around the dance floor, like John Travolta. Sweat, flipping and flopping from his hair. His shirt slowly untung itself from its outer alligator skin jail. Ah! All was right with the world that I could not help but the smile and say to myself, you go, dad. But the smile and say to myself you go that Well right because what was the thing in the last ever said that we did where he goes I was part of me was like oh was mortified but then the other part of me was like wow you did

Yeah, the last part of the go back and listen to the episode But the last part of the last paragraph in part one was like as he busted through the door part of me was mortified that he had decided to show up and the art of part of me said you do you yeah while it was certainly understrenuous conditions and no one would argue that my brother and law was winning any personality awards. He certainly was the star of the show.

Thad was doing Thad and who could fault him for that. What happened next is a sad blur of all side actions. All I can remember was a few beefy guys coming out from behind the bandarizer and tackling Thad to the floor. This was followed by subscribing and yelling and the additional two men coming to physically remove him from the bank would all. Oh God, I feel so bad for the prize. As he was being removed, he kept saying loudly, now it's a crime to party.

Well, if he screamed it out, work to his consenting adults, he'll ask that. What he got caught fucking the mv. He said, work to consenting adults, I don't understand. Apparently it was a crime and he was arrested in book for the night on charges of disorderly conduct and trespassing. The rest of the night was kind of lame actually. After all the commotion settled down,

it was just kind of hard to get our adrenaline levels up and going. Congratulations. Yeah, congratulations. I got you something from bedbat them Sorry about your dad's Sorry about the John Turvulture impersonator The rest of the night was kind of sad after all the commotion settled out It was just kind of hard to get on. Our general love is up and going.

A lot of people left early. Most people never got on the dance floor and the bride spent most of the evening crying in her new husband's lap. As for me and my wife, we apologize to the bride on behalf of our family. We got him. Yeah. Yeah. That's all down the street. And then left the next morning early.

Immediately. That's what I would have done. I would not have even stayed to watch. I would have been like, honey, now. Adam Caravans your brother now. I'm not. I'm just believing. We're gonna hammer at the bar next.

That's right. As for me and my wife, we apologize to the bride on behalf of the family. We sat quietly, stunned by the events of the weekend, finished off a number of drinks and then went upstairs to have a long, hard laugh at what happened. We didn't even bother telling Thad's wife what was

going on at the time. He was safe for the night and that made everybody sleep a little easier. I guess I don't need to tell you what happens next. Next, Thad's wife filed for divorce almost immediately after the trip. We heard through the grapevine that the other couple involved also got a voice and the bride Yes, the bridesmaid and the bride in the groom did not last long either So far you can go with well that's good luck if it rains good luck do you say? Ray that's good luck, but not as that good luck if all of that good luck if it rains But if that rain is cocaine,

then it's probably not gonna do you very much. It's gonna start you off right. I'm not sure we can chalk that one up to Thad's behavior, but why not who's counting? I'm happy to answer any follow-up questions you might have. Okay, well we'll make a list. But my question to you is this. It's been a few years now, remember,

this was he was asking for advice at the beginning of this 13 page story. So my question to you is this, it's been a few years now. Remember, this was, he was asking for advice at the beginning of this 13 page story. So my question to you is this, it's been a few years now and I know this evening was super tough for my wife, but she won't even talk to her brother. She won't return his text messages and won't return his phone calls. I have actually snuck out a few times

to have a beer or two with him because I feel bad for the guy. I know, you can't. Don't go have alcohol with this. Yeah, you gotta get him into a rehab. Yeah, or therapy. Listen, this family therapy. Family therapy.

He needs individual therapy. And then also I think you need family therapy. I think he needs 90 days. And one of those really shitty rehab facilities where they actually take sobriety seriously. Yeah, not on TLC. No, not on TLC. Yeah, not with Dr. Drew.

He needs to go somewhere real. Yeah. I have snuck out a few times. I have a beer with him. I feel bad for the guy. He's lonely and his family is disowned him. And I think he's just in genuine need of some love and attention. How would you handle this?

What would you do best to y'all? Okay. One amazing story. First of all. And if half of that is true, it's probably the best wedding story ever. And on one part of it, it's amazingly funny on the other half of it. It's really sad. Yeah, it's really sad. But we're going to take it as funny because that's what we do here.

And I'm going to tell you this, I'll give you a little piece of advice. Don't sneak out to go see your fucking brother-in-law, if your sister finds out, she is going to be pissed because you have to stick by your fucking brother-in-law if your sister finds out, she is gonna be pissed. Because you have to stick by your wife. It doesn't matter. When there's a family argument. Don't stick with the alligator bell. No, don't stick with the alligator bell.

He wore white penny loafers with no fucking saw. Don't go to that fight. The guy showed up to a party after 72 hours of fucking blowing rails and drinking jack Daniels and fucking the bridesmaid on the beach where everybody could see. This guy is no good, his decision making is awful. And yours is too, quite frankly, my friend,

because when your wife gets in an argument with her family, you had better agree with her. Yes, you've got to take that side. Doesn't matter if you agree with her. You agree with her. Got to take that side. Of course you do, because then your wife starts to feel like she can't trust you with

her real emotions and her feelings. And if she finds out that you're going to see Thad behind her back, I'm telling you there's going to be a fourth divorce in the mix and it's going to be yours. I agree. I understand. It's been years and she's pissed off. But Thad. I was set up a family therapy session.

So we need to actually talk through this. And is Thad still like, partying, I guess? He is. He's going to make it. I mean, I'm making you something. That's our first question. Is that still partying like he was before? Does he have a stable job? Is he a stable person or is he kind of a stable person?

Is he a stable person? He wasn't a stable person for that weekend. Well, he also maybe he also told us at the beginning of this that that was kind of a walking like time bomb, right? That he was always all over the place. Telling everybody how wonderful he was. Here's my opinion about this. Is that Thad? Yes, it's been years, but Thad created an ultimate disaster and there was real life consequences. Divorces happen. People's weddings got ruined and no one will ever forget the story. So while it's hilarious, money was spent and lost. That's right. Yeah. And you know, there's hotels that you guys

can probably can't show up at anymore because of this guy. So there are real world consequences to this. And while I believe everybody, everybody, they're on the do not stay list. That's correct. Do not fly list, but they do not stay list. Everett's. Buddy deserves a second chance, no matter what they do. I truly believe this, but you have to let your sister make that inroads, not, or let your wife make that inroads with her brother because it's not your responsibility to do so. And was this the second time, like, was this his first time

doing this? No, exactly. He says, guy knew exactly what he was gonna do. He said it the whole time. We're probably gonna be, this is, this was probably like a fourth chance, fifth chance. Oh, this is like the 300th chance. I can not imagine with that. And I agree, and especially when it comes to family, you always want to give other chances.

Yeah. But there needs to be some serious therapy. There needs to be, there needs to be a person leading the charge to build the relationship between your wife and that. Oh, where are the parents? Where are the parents? I don't know. I mean, yeah, their parents may need to be when he says he's disowned from the family, right? I imagine this has to do with just more than because you got to remember the brides, the brides father who came to ask them to go settle sad down was her uncle.

It's her fucking uncle. So that's her parents, brothers, or sisters. This is like, this is too close to home. In deep, you told them a fantastic story, but stop going to have beers with that. If you want to sit down with your wife in a moment of clarity and calmness, sit down and say, honey, can we have a serious conversation about sad? Because I know he fucked up,

but he probably needs some love and attention. He just went through a tough divorce and even though it was his fault, everybody hurts and I do have to say this and I say this with all seriousness. Please continue to monitor his behavior and when he does something else stupid, write us another letter because you did a fucking fantastic job. Yeah. So at first it was Pete and now it's you my friend you took the reins You got it. That's the best story we've heard

Auntie has been up the Auntie has been up and I have a cue full of these stories now thanks to I think will I think you will the champ We were thinking about doom is maybe doing asked These stories well, yeah, maybe another day of the week. So what we like to, yeah, so I mean, we say this all the time and we'll say it again, I hear at the closing of the show, ask T C B, ask Uncle Brian, or a tales of T C B. In other words, a story of T C B.

If you have an interesting story of any type that you think might be funny for the show, write it down, make it good. And we'll talk about it here on air. might be funny for the show, write it down, make it good. And we'll talk about it here on air, and so maybe throughout the summer, we'll throw these in. Now that we don't have Frankie B, we need your stories to fill the air.

Yeah. And actually, I like them. I like reading all these stories. I think it's really funny. There's a couple other ones in the queue that are really funny. So maybe we'll do another one next week. We'll give it a break for a minute.

We'll do another one next week. Be on give it a break for a minute. Yep. We'll do another one next week. Be on the lookout for BTU Fridays. Starting this summer. That's a yo Friday. Best of yo Fridays. Starting soon, lasting through the summer. And if you have any ideas, you have any episode ideas you want us to throw out there.

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Dot com send those ideas through the website if you'd like to Okay, well listen Wow a two-parter, two episodes. I feel like I went to the wedding. I know, it was so descriptive, I love it. So I guess that's all I can do today, Chrissy. I think so, baby. I love you.

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