The Commercial Break - Same Night Lay!

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign off. Naptime blues Our show, it’s violent and inappropriate! Queefs! The Star Wars Edition! He’s got blow-nose on a conference call We’re thinking about merch (slay) Bryan is a fool...BYEEEEE! NOW GIT! The early days of TCB Adam The Liar! The old pick up artist community, you know! PUAs unite! The hazards of closing You! Got! Gamed! SAME NIGHT LAY An unexpected squirt! “Michael Anthony” Bryan it's John Anthony Lifestyle how dare you forget LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. 

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Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Chrissy and I are here doing a whole show. Like we're suffering for content, right? We're just dying for content. Please, somebody send us an idea. We're dying to fill 75,000 hours of this show every month. And we've got, we're sitting here for 45 minutes doing a whole episode.

We're having a talk in. So I'm like, we should probably press the record button now. Of course we saved the best stuff for all fair. But I was in the middle of my snacky time. It was my toy story shortbread cookies. Yes, my toy story shortbread cookies. It's snack time. And then I want a nap.

I wish it was nap time. Let's get to let me sleep anymore. It's just a, it's kind of miserable actually. Yeah, because now that we have so many of them, none of them are on the same nap schedule. So fuck it, forget it, it's just all over. And now the best sleeper in the house, the one that I had linked,

the one that came out of the womb sleep, and like the one that was like, awesome, you just rocked her for a few seconds and put her right down. Now she refuses to go to sleep, as if she has like, she's been filled with endphetamines and she will not sleep under any condition. And the only person that she will sleep with is me.

So every time she needs to take a nap or go to bed, I have to be the one to do it because if she doesn't get put to bed by me, it's not happening. Well, that's where you get your sleep. Well, that's what I should do. But now, but she just wants to play with me, right? So now like, I'm like, okay, time to go to sleep, feed her a bottle, okay time to go to sleep and he's like I tried to record her the other day because she's got this cutest little thing that she's doing She's mimicking everybody talking but she knows no words right except for dad dad mama and stuff like that So she's like She talking to herself having a whole conversation. Where are those things from Star Wars? The little emo.

E-Box, I'm talking about that. That was like. Those things were so cute. It was the only movie upon which some, you know how like in a lot of sitcoms back in the 80s and 90s, when after the third season and things got kind of a little bit stale, they would throw in a kid or throw in a new character. What's up with that? What's up with kids?

What's up with kids? They come out wanting more food, cheating all over the place, spending all my money. What's up with kids over that? That's cherry fucking sucks. I developed. So those e-walks, they threw those in there.

They know, they're like, okay, let's throw something cute in for the kids. In the forest. In the forest. Right. Obviously, it's an employee to make more toys. It's really what that was, because now we can make these cute stuff

in animals and all this other shit. It was the only situation, only movie that I can think of where they did that, and it actually worked out to their favor. Because in the fourth episode, whatever, the sixth episode, the third episode, behind minus three, plus two. I know, I don't fucking know. Yeah, I just, they put that jar jar god damn

binks in the movie and ruined it for everybody. That's it. Game over. The Star Wars was over at that point, Jar Jar binks. I'll try to revenge the stuff. Did you? I don't even remember that one. So many of them. I don't even remember. I remember the first one in the second one the third like the true third Okay, the true third which was the real sixth Which was the six yes and real time it was the six and then the chronicle is in the third yes I was talking to a star wars head like someone you know, whatever they call it What do they call I don't know SD's or something like that?

I was talking to one of them and I referred to one of the movies and he was like that's that's I was talking to one of them and I referred to one of the movies and he was like, thanks to that fan, I think I was on that Jeff Dwaskin show that crossing the streams or whatever it was like where they talk about movies and television. Somebody was like, that's the fan, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't have enough time in my life to worry about which episode is actually numbered incorrectly. Yeah, after those after the there's a first three that came out which actually turned out to be four five six and then the other three came out which were the one two three like clone wars. I can't remember. I don't even yeah. I don't remember last Jedi return of the last Jedi.

Yeah. The last Jedi almost dead. Last Jedi returns. It's my sword. Yeah, this sword return. Yeah, this sword returns lightsaber again. The last lightsaber. We had an extra light saber somewhere. Oh, this Jedi was just hiding. It wasn't actually the last Jedi. Oh, those jar jar being says back and then a little mini Yoda is actually Yeah, oh, it's actually older than there the last Jedi reborn Cute baby Jedi Throw him in a backpack and spin him around the space It's it's dumb or done or done. I read an article. I love Star Wars. I love it so much. I'm not like I don't have characters in my house. You know what I'm saying on that? I love with it. Only Dick Tracy got me to that point.

Only the critically acclaimed and universally-panned movie Dick Tracy starring Madonna. Warren Beatty got my attention in that manner. I was right on top of the trends. Yeah, you always have it. You heard it here last. I'm like a pop culture and the soot sayer. When I say it, it's about to become popular. Hey, have you heard of my seven little John Stins?

It's a great show. 13 season. It's a 13 season. It's a 13 season. I'm the only one who watches it. They're making that show just for me. I'm sure of it. I swear to God, I would have any of those seven little Johnston's on the show right now, two days.

So I'm not that kind of guy. I love Star Wars, but I read an article and the guy was so right, it's time to put Star Wars away. Just put it away before it gets ruined, it might be ruined forever. At least put it away for a while. Yes. And then bring it back like you're bringing back

that's the past. Yes. 10 years from now. Return of the Star Wars. Exactly. You know, for a long time, no one was asking for the Poison reunion. You know what I'm saying?

Like no one asked for the reunion to her. Right, give it a little time. Give it a little time and it comes back It's like anything everything old becomes new again. Yeah, and I'm hoping that same thing happens with this show But if we keep making episodes no one's gonna give it shit Just like our YouTube channel. Oh my god Well because I got brought up God. Just because. Well, because I got brought up because I was looking at it for, I went to YouTube this

morning to look for a New York Times cooking channel. Yeah. Have subscribed to you. And the end is really good thing about cooking eggs and different ways to cook eggs. It was great. Commercial break, New York Times, right next to each other. So when they're in the first thing that pulled up this commercial break, when I go to YouTube,

and I said violent and inappropriate. I was like, ooh, Brian, know about that. Yeah, we got to tell him about that. That's why that fucking YouTube is miserable. But then you explained to me that it was just a creepy thing. It was just a clip in the show. Yeah, it was dictating what was being said on the show. But I swear to God, YouTube is black.

But then I looked at our views and now they follow suit, did two views. It's good. It's like three weeks ago. We are literally a pocket rocket to the moon with that YouTube. Didn't take off quite like I had anticipated. Huh? You are on top of trends.

I am on top of trends. I was only 17 years late to the YouTube game. We started it in episode number 400. Hope that everybody would jump on board. I just swear to God, I don't even know why we do this in the YouTube show because the only thing we get out of it is comments that are terrible for us, but kind of funny at the same time.

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Isn't she or the today's show or whatever? Yeah, the today's show. And she can't get 300 people to watch that fucking video. No, it's unbelievable. She gets better guests than we do too. I gotta call her up. She does. I think she does. She just does, she just does Jane Fonda.

She did? Yes. Why is it Jane Fonda coming on this show? Probably because I just did a whole bit about Queen Cui Fatia. That might be one of the reasons. Yeah, I don't think that's pushing any of Jane Fonda's agendas any further. You know what I'm saying? You don't think a class act like Jane Fonda would come on the show?

No, I don't. But we did get Heather, which is a, we did appreciate it. She's super funny. We love her. Blair Saki is so, so wonderful. I just got to say that. Blair Saki is out of her to all of our guests. Yes. She's super funny. We love her. Blair Saki is so so wonderful. I just got to say that Blair Saki out of her to all of our guests have been awesome and just yesterday we broadcast. Oh my god It's pouring rain. Yeah, there's some bad weather today in Atlanta. Yeah, so if a tornado comes and takes us away. Yeah

Thank you Plea. Yeah. Thank you. First of all The insurance will pay for the house and I can finally go get some rest. I can go get a nap. But hold on, I'm going to hold on tight to my toy story, short-ranked cookies. That's a long grief. But if I should go, just, please do me a favor. Take my Kui Fatia straight to Bob Iger, it is me.

Make sure he makes that movie. If you would, please. I will. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it used to me put it into the universe. Oh my God, Chrissy, I, I was sharing this with you a little bit, but I go to the, I go yesterday and I get on this phone call,

like this Zoom phone call is an important Zoom phone call. Regarding the port. You had to take it while you were out somewhere else. I was out somewhere else. Yeah, you could do it from the good lighting and the good angles of your computer. I did do a conference call on Monday with the whole setup because the computer was running,

like updating or running a program or something. So I'm like, oh shit, I guess I just got to do it like this. Like we do on the YouTube channel. I actually got more views on that zoom phone call than we do I'm not any of our video So I'm taking I got this zoom phone call and I'm in the studio like this and I look like a total fucking douche bag because I mean What asshole Takes a phone call

About the commercial break from the commercial break studio Let me patch you man. That's commercial break studio. Let me patch you. And let me patch you to the studio. I think we're not going to use that third segment. There's a lot of violent and inappropriate language. Thank you. What's that? I'm your new producer, Rudolph St. James.

Okay, Rudolph. Well, listen, we can we just do the show on our own if you don't mind. We don't need any help Accordingly you do you do need have I help? I've been told from the top down Every step of the way help the commercial break Okay, well, let us know when you want to chime in. Thanks. Let's cut out the first 327 episodes. 328 was okay.

We'll back up from there. So I go in this phone call, I'm out somewhere else at another house at a different location and of course I have to take it from my phone. So I lay my phone down sideways, I've got one of those little holders. I like that. I like that. I don't have a phone holder or anything. And I don't want to make people sick,

you know, like this whole thing. All of a sudden you're turning like to the other side. Yes. Yes. And I'm a walker and a talker. I always walk and talk. You do. So if I want to keep myself still,

I have to lay the phone down so I don't move, right? So here I am. I'm just getting over this bullshit that's been going around the house and so I've got the phone is tilted up in this direction straight into my nostrils like this and I always again because I'm getting over this thing my nose all of the sudden of course at the appropriate time starts flooding my to upper lip with notot clear snot. Glistening. Yes, it's glistening. It's water.

It's coming down. I'm like a little child like. I'm taking my arm and I'm trying to wipe it on my sleeve. And then I'm like, let me just press pause on the camera while someone else is talking so they don't see this. And then I think to myself, and then I could see other people in the conference room in the other side, I can see them kind of like tilting their head a little bit and I then it hit me. They think I'm doing blow.

They think I'm doing cocaine. I keep getting off and on the camera. They think I'm going to do a line. I could just hear them after the conference. Was he doing blow? Oh, he didn't have been with the guys of the co-cat. Is that what's going on? That's creative.

I know, that's creative types. We've been us to stop the cocaine-cat. What's going on? That's creative. Yeah, no, that's creative types. We've been us to stop the cocaine use. Thanks Rudolph. Not a problem. We're getting off. Rudolph St. James, our new producer. Cheerio. Cheerio. If we could keep the cussing down to a minimum, we'd appreciate it. Go fuck yourself. This show is a hot best from beginning to end. I don't know how we even have any listeners

on what we call this. I don't even know. Speaking of Cheerio, that leads us maybe to what we'll be talking about later. We'll talk about it later. We'll get to the Cheerio later, but let's take a short break. So that's, you know, if there happens to be anybody

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I, we're doing a rebrand of the cover and the podcast and making some changes on the website. So Astrid's out there designing stuff. And guess what, we're thinking about thinking about doing some merch, right? Oh. So we're going back and we're thinking about wise ideas that we can use for the T-shirts

and we're creating them. And one of the ideas that I think it was Gustavo had was, let's do a shirt with best of you on the front and Bayee on the back, right? Bayee. And so, Astrid's Googling around to look for good font for Bayee and she sees a cool font and she clicks on it and it's the smartless website.

They are selling a T-shirt, Bayee. And I'm like, those fuckers stole our thing and Astrid's like, it's a word that you say pretty commonly, like, Bayee. Like, I mean, it's not asked her to like it's a word that you say pretty commonly like buy Like I mean, it's not something they stole. It's a pretty common word. What I did not realize Yeah, they've been doing it. Why didn't you tell me this? I thought you knew we're 560 hours into this program We're making a different reason because we said good good to buy. Oh, I just thought that we just made a change I don't know. I

Just was going I thought you knew I was a change. I don't know. I don't know. I just was going, I was following you. I don't know. You're the real leader on this show. I have no idea what's going on. Don't ask me to pay attention. I have listened to it. What were on their show? I know.

I know we're on their show. And then I'm sorry guys, I had no idea. Actually, you started after us, so guess what? I'm sure. They probably listened to episode five of the commercial break and went, that's a good idea, let's do that. Bye. So stupid.

Yeah, it's kind of their thing. It's kind of their thing. And because smartness gets like 20 million listeners in episode and we get like 15 listeners in episode, I think we have to defer to them at this point. You know what I'm saying? They can't have a buy-e war with smartness. No, I mean if Sean wants to come on and give us permission,

then that's okay. If Sean gives us permission, because he's the one that like does it, isn't he? I've listened to so many smartless episodes, but I've never made it all the way to the end. Yeah, I make it till the end, and so that's been their thing for a while, yes. Well, holy shit.

Why did she say something? Well, they all kind of do it, but Sean's really gets into trying to figure out a way to incorporate the word, by into the sentence. And then they all go, by. Okay. Well, yeah, that's totally ridiculous. We can't do that anymore. We got to think of something else.

I don't want to be a copycat. No. I do my best. It's not hard actually because it's just way my brain works anyway. I do my best to erase anything that I hear from the content of this show. You know what I'm saying? If I'm in the car and serious, I'm on Conan or Howard or whatever, I do my best to eliminate whatever they're talking about from my head.

So not copying. Same goes for comedians. I don't want to, I do my best not to repeat jokes or anything like that. Listen, and at the end of the day, it's all derivative work. So it's like music. There's only four fucking chords, and you just play those four fucking chords

in a different direction, and then you make a song, right? That's it. I don't wanna be the guy who says bye all the time. Good, let's switch it up. Let's switch it up. Now we have to figure out what to do. Well, I don't know. Astrid was like, well, say adios, and I'm like,

yeah, okay, adios, that's kind of cool. Like we, say adios. And I'm like, yeah, okay, adios. That's kind of cool. Like we could do adios or chau, chau bella. Chau bella. Chau bella. Isn't that by-e-o? Cheerio. Cheerio.

Cheerio. I don't think they actually say that anymore, but cheerio. Cheerio. Cheers. This is my every popover done. Yeah, cheers. Yeah, cheers is over done. Mm. We. cheers is over done.

What is the name from one of our sh- like one of the TV shows that we've done? Yeah. Is there like a Theresa Caputo or Mount Monsters or? I know we could be like Dr. Niles Arden and be like, Luce 50 pounds in seven weeks and I'll see you back soon. We're like $1,000 a day?

Yeah, we're gonna make $1,000 a day. Bye. We could do bygazam. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I thought to myself, this really is very poorly written and produced. Right, well the music itself is good. Yeah, it's the work. It's the work. And actually, I think this sounds exactly like another smokey Robinson song, but we'll save that for a different episode. But I think he's using very similar music to other smokey Robinson songs. It's all derivative. But then the whole thing is written is so weird.

It's like the rhymes don't happen at the right time. It's almost like he's three beats behind and the producer is like, we only got, wait, let me see if I can. Yeah, let me see if I can. We only have three hours in the studio today, Smoky. So I'm gonna need you to get all your gasms right. And Smoky's like okay okay okay we're gonna need to take that again if you don't mind okay that's great smoky we're gonna use AI and fill in the rest if that's okay with you so maybe bygasm is not necessarily the right thing yeah that that that we get hold what about What's another one we could say could we say I got it what I got it ready yeah now Best of you best of you out there in the podcast now

I like it. I like it. I don't think anybody else is using now get I don't well mountain monster But that's only when they're running from trouble. That's only when they're running from that Get where are you? Now get where are you come back hold on a sec gotta get a real good picture then you get Let me get a picture, then get. I like this one. That's all you get now, get. Now, get.

That's just leave. I'm about that, okay. All right, Sean, are you happy? We changed it as if Sean's listening. I know, right. I don't even think they listened when we paid them to listen. No. You know what I'm saying?

Nope. Oh my God, now get, yeah, I had no idea. I didn't, I don't want to be, but you know what? I have heard this on other shows before. Yeah. I have heard other people say buy in like with an affectation. And I always thought, well, you know,

it's pretty common word, but I. That's just that. Yeah, let's use that. Let's copy them. Do you remember, I don't know when this was, this must have been, it seems like so many episodes ago, probably was not so many episodes ago. What was it like when we used to do Happy New Year? Oh my god, Chris, let me see if I can remember it.

For those of you just tuning into the show, probably just thinking about tuning out of the show. Right. He's like, these guys just spent 15 minutes talking about what they're going to say on the get to the show. Yes, we did. Now get it. Now get that's all you get now get.

You remember, uh, we've had a few different iterations throughout the years, but the beginning of the show used to be happy new used to be best to you best to you. Thanks for joining us. Uh, I can't even remember what it was. Well, because we had a whole conversation I'm a member in the other room when we used to have the studio in the other room. Yeah Remember that studio cardboard boxes

Holding up the entire studio is how the Did you pay for the show? Oh, there was tissue paper over the... There was tissue paper over the lights for cardboard boxes holding up cameras. We had so many wires going everywhere. We only needed one of those wires. But I was too afraid to touch any of the other wires because I'm not sure what they did.

Even though I was the one who hooked them up, I couldn't even remember. We were having a whole conversation about how long, which is kind of apropos for now right now because it's right after New Year. How long can you say happy New Year? We said it for a year and a half. We just went ahead and said it. I know. And then finally, I was like, okay, enough. This is so stupid. It took me a little while too to quit saying it. I know me too. It took me a little while to remember not to use

that long-winded introduction that I used to do also Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this the commercial break is not for everyone. Yeah, the only one you'll ever need it's not for everyone But fact news or fiction is guaranteed in 15 minutes or less happy to you So stupid we got complaints about that right off the beginning. People were like, okay, I got it. 10, 4. Good joke. Get to the meat.

Good joke for two episodes. Then could you leave it? No, we went on for 200 episodes with that like that. And on season number four, I said to myself, no, fucking more. Am I going to say that long-winded in about you? You did, you finally changed it. I finally changed. Old habits die hard because for the first couple of episodes of season number four,

you can hear me trying to go into it and then I stop myself. I'm like it's you best you best you out there in the podcast universe Thanks for joining us Hey, Brian. It's me Rudolph site James Let's do a huge favor to everyone that might think about listening Let's stop the verbal diarrhea right at the beginning of the show. And while we're at it, could you take it from an 11-down to a four people are trying to drive?

Well, you're just like the mountain monster's guy. Wait, Jay, that's my guy. Wait, you're going to go over there and walk. Hey, wait, I'm going over there and walk. And then I took another time, and then the chance won't do. I just made a boom-o in my bag. He just got the lead, yo. He just yells.

But then he's in other scenes where he's talking normally. It's like, why are you yelling? It's all like when he's talking to the camera. I know it's psychological. Like, I think what I also realize about this show, if after, for various different reasons, I've had to go back and listen to many of our old episodes. We'll get into that a different way.

But the reason why we kept the, if you go back and listen to the first couple of episodes of the show, we are very low key. Like, actually, I start the show and we're already talking. That was another one of my innovations that I thought was so cool. Let's record the show, but I'll start, Let's record the show, but I'll start, let's record the show, but I'll edit it in a way

where we start in the middle of a conversation. So like the first six episodes of the show, you are jumping into a conversation where there's no context. Chrissy and I are literally already talking. But we're talking low-key. I know what's up with that. Why would people want to listen

to the half of a conversation? What's up with that? Why not let us in on the whole thing? Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. So here's an example of one of the first episodes of the show. So you don't have to suffer through the entire thing. Yes.

Ready? Here's an example. Yeah, so I went and I got a COVID test today, just to make sure that, you know, keep the family, stuff like that. And, you know, I wanna make sure everyone's safe. And it's kind of weird all this lockdown stuff and but that would be the beginning of the conversation and then I would start the show with yeah so you know it came up negative and everything. That's right. We were bursting in on the music on the conversation but I also used to have an intro where it said hi I'm Brian Green, I'm a

father, son, a pragmatic pragmatist, pretty bad lover, mediocre podcaster. We should play that at some point. I don't even know if I want people to know what happened back then. Half of me really wants to take the first 300 episodes of the show and throw it out the door. Throw it out the door. You know they say it takes 10,000 repetitions before you become an expert at something. 10,000 reputations.

So we've got reputations. 10,000 reputations. So we've got reputations. I just said reputations. We've got that look forward to. Well, I think we're getting close to 10,000, only 480 of them are on the actual RSS feed, but I'm pretty sure we're close to 10,000 repetitions. That's true.

All the ones that didn't actually make it to people's ears. Yeah, you know, we try our best, but at the end of the day, the thing about things happen. Yeah, and the thing about shows happen. The whole shows happen that you never recorded. That's the part that kills me. That's the part that kills me about my particular or particular, you know, walk along the podcast amongst a lot of other things that have almost killed us. What kills me is the fact that there are episodes,

and I'm not talking one or two, probably 15 or 16 episodes. Oh, at least. At least that we did the entire hour, 45 minutes to an hour. We did the entire 45 minutes to an hour, and it never got recorded. That part irks me to no end.

When I listen to old episodes, I'm like, man, I wish we had gotten those ones. I remember driving away. Sometimes I said, get a call. Well, yeah, that one didn't record. Yeah, that would be working in need to record it. About that hour you drove here, the three hours you spent here while I fixed the wires in the studio. And then additional hour, we were supposed to be recording about that. You don't mind turning around.

I know it's 10.30 at night, but you don't mind turning around and doing another episode here. We'll just try and recreate it. I know. And every time that I did an episode that did not record, I fredded so bad. I had so much anxiety about walking into that bedroom

late at night and telling Astrid, I was gonna have to be up for another three hours because I'm gonna have to record it. Because you don't understand, even though this is her idea, she's always been supportive. She worked for the freaking show. She's like, yes. Part of the reason why we're even still here is because I was... Astrid's the core. But she would be like, do you really need to record another one?

Does anyone really care? Can't you just run an old one? We're on episode number three. Exactly. No one gives you shit. Right. Right. Right. The only people listening are Venice, Wayland. But her mom told everybody everybody on LinkedIn that we were doing the show or entire professional network. Yes. Right about the time she started having trouble getting new clients. So you're

not going to know the story, but at the beginning of the show, maybe episode three or four, Astrid was so proud that we were doing this. And Chrissy and I just didn't even know what to think. We were kind of embarrassed hiding in a hole. We posted one thing on Facebook and we didn't post anything again on Facebook ever. By the way, go to our Facebook page. But Astrid was so proud that she told her whole family. And a Venezuelan family is like 500 people deep. And then her mom was so proud that we were doing this podcast. She doesn't speak great English. So she doesn't understand a lot of what we're saying on the commercial break. But her mom was so proud, just so proud that her son-in-law was just doing this thing,

right, out there in the world. Following your dreams. Following your dreams. Following my dreams. Right into the nightmare hole, yes. And by following my dreams, we'd be following my diagram. She was so proud of us doing this show.

And that's so sweet. It is so sweet that she posted it on LinkedIn to all 700 of her contacts. This is my son-in-law doing this show. And we started getting a ton of listens from Venezuela. But I'm pretty sure that most of them did not tune in for a second episode. But for that one week, we got a ton of downloads from Venezuela. And then they realized what we were talking about. And then they realized that we were just a couple of gringo shit heads

with nothing funny to say. So don't worry, everybody out there in the podcast, you know, you're in good company. The men of swayland's also think we're a bunch of bullshit too. The other men of swayland's think we're as unfunny as Cory is bad at singing. Also, I'll never forget that one. That one's going to stick in my head forever. That was a good one.

All right, let's take a break. And when we get back, I have something very good for you, Chrissy. Something you're going to like, something we're dancing into season number five, with all of our old favorites. We've gone. With a cane. Yeah. I know. We've gone. We've gone with a canell lined up for you, don't worry.

But before we get to all that, we gotta get to Adam Lyons for a while. We're gonna go way back. We're gonna go way back. We gotta go way back to his heyday when he was the number one PUA in the world or so his YouTube channel said. Yes.

Okay, we'll take a break and we'll be back. Oh, finally, I feel like I was waiting for effort for my turn to talk. Now that I have you, go to TCPpodcast.com to find all of our audio and video content, and follow us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok at TCPpodcast. Wanted to be your turn to talk? Call us and spill the tea at 626, ask TCB3. And you may hear your voice on the show. You can also text us your T at 855 TCB 8383. And boy do we love to hear it. Anyway, take a listen to our sponsors and let's get back to the show. All right. So we've been doing all of our favorites, right?

We've been doing all of the favorites, and now we're gonna do some Adam the liar. Adam the liar is a famous or infamous PUA pick up artist who has done many things throughout his YouTube career. He has not only been a pick up artist, isn't he like a business professional and a marketing expert, all this other stuff? He did like an MLM.

Yeah, now he's like, isn't he like, he's got four wives and two or pregnant or something like that. He's a pull-in-the-house. He's a pull-in-the-house. Our old favorite show. ITV. ITV this morning.

Those two people are no longer in there. I hate, I mean, I understand why. Yeah. But I liked them. I liked them until I found out he was having sex with his young co-workers. I thought, well, maybe not so great. So Adam the Lot, as a part of season number five, the beginning of season number five, we're visiting our old favorites.

Get it out of our system. Our old friends, get it out of our system now. Here is Adam the Lot. We're going back to 2009, Chrissy. Long time ago, when Adam claims himself that he was the number one P.U.A. Why would you believe him? Because we call him Adam the liar.

The liar. He's got it in his name. All right, here's Adam at the 21 convention. I don't know. We don't know what 21 convention means. I don't know what that means either, but I can only imagine the scene around that hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everyone pees looking around and using their pickup lines. Cornering women. Don't let her get away. Don't let her get away. Don't let her get away. Hold your hand up against the wall. All right. All the tips and tricks that all these guys use, Adam is gonna spout them off.

He's gonna talk about his two favorite things to talk about. He'll get into it, I'll let him get into it. But without further ado, I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do do. Let's see if we can not fire off Apple music this time. And listen to Adam, here we go.

Like I said during the talk, I want to take you guys through two topics that I'm kind of in love with at the moment. I want to teach. And the first of these topics, she's the one I'm going to start with, which is closing. Closing, I'm going to start with, which is closing. Closing. I'm going to start with the end. So you have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about. I'm going to go in chronological order and start of the closing. Two topics. First, closing. Yeah. First closing. Second, head-eye. We're going to get into head-eye. Oh my god. Adam. First of all, he's fit. Look at him. He's really skinny. Yeah, he's got his white shirt button down shirt unbutton

Yeah, I have this rule never go more than two buttons down. Yeah, it looks a little weird. He's going like three or four buttons down It does look a little weird doesn't have a gold chain, but it could be that could be a good accent for him And then his hair is jet black except for the very top of his little pompador is bright red. Fikey. So he's literally peacocking around this stage at the 21 convention. Now, there is a massive problem in this community, right?

And I noticed it a couple of years ago, and the point- I noticed a couple of years ago, when I got into the community, I was gonna say work of unity. The pick of artist community. I think he's talking about single men in general, but yes, the pick of artist community.

I had a couple years ago, was that dudes didn't hang around with girls. They just hung around with other guys. I came out and I said it, I stood on stage. I've been in the community for all, no one knew who I was. Some people didn't see me. The community of guys, they're hanging out with other guys. I, I don't know where he's going with this one, Some The community of guys hang out with other guys. I Don't know where he's going with this one, but do you guys just really only hang out with guys?

Is that true like if you go to a bar full of single women? Are you just hanging out in the corner with other guys? This isn't the third grade. You know, Sadie Hawkins dance. I mean it's on the left. Boy's on the right. Yeah, gave me a microphone and let me speak on stage. And as soon as I went out there, I went, you guys are all fools. No, that's how you're up against. Is that how we got a star? Yeah, that's how you ingratiate yourself right at the committee.

So much of it. I added a microphone. You're the number one PUA in the world, go. You guys are all idiots. You guys are all idiots. You're not getting any dick because you're only looking at other dicks. And thanks for having me. Just Ted Talk sponsored by Zoom.

You go out with guys and speak to guys, but none of you hang around with God. And since being in the community, the more I've looked at it, the more I've analyzed it, I've realized there is a new problem. Serial openers. Serial openers. Serial openers. Serial openers. Serial openers. I am a serial opener myself. Fruit loops. Sometimes I just take granola mix. Just put it in cream. Yeah.

Yeah, it's good for you. It's healthy. Guys that run around opening, right? I mean, this is the nicest way. I really don't... I mean, this is the nicest way. really don't... I mean this is the nicest way you literally are shithead. I hate you. I pick on somebody because he seems like a genuine guy, but there was a minute before I came up, the guy that's em seeing said, has anyone got any great stories that happened last night? And this guy goes, yeah, this opener I use, and he told this story of this opener.

And it was a funny opening, he's like, put his head on it. It was like, you know, who lies more, you know, a fish or a chicken? Um, and, what? I like, who lies more a fish or a chicken? That's the, some guy was proudly raising his hand that he said that. That's a strong open right there.

Who lies more a fish or a chicken? Yeah. Get out of my face. Right, exactly. He does exactly. That's funny, okay, I get it. open right there who lies more a fisher a chicken get out of my face exactly that's funny okay I get it but but that was the end of the story he opened and I see it I go to these venues I see these pua's running around pua's pua's pua's running around. Poo is you night. If you're a pooer and you know it clap your hands. If you're a pooer and you know it clap your hands. If you're a pooer and you know it then you surely want to grow it.

If you're a pooer and you know it clap your hands. People, I'm so serious about it. Dude, I got a guy email me. I beat my level. I opened a thousand sets last week. You opened a thousand, basically you irritated a thousand women. That's what you did. You went up to them and you spoke at them for a while

and then you left. Well, that's true. Okay, yeah. I don't think anyone emailed you and said they opened a thousand sets last week. That's. Yeah, it's a set. Yeah, you got to win the set. You said they opened a thousand sets last week sets set Yeah, it's a set. Yeah, you got to win the set. You know what I'm saying? It's a game. It's a little game Right, right. They're so concerned with how many they open I can email Adam. I've got this problem

I open this girl using this like what do you think I should do? Oh, wait a minute. He's Yeah, I just opened what do I do next? Dear Adam, can you hold on one second? Thanks. Dear Adam, I'm in the middle of an opening set and I'm having a bit of a complication as she doesn't really want to see me or look at me. Staring at the back of her head, what is your advice now? Adam responds, you fool, close her. You know what most PUA instructors consider a demo? If you open, before I got married,

when I demoed, I did it specifically to close. I've made count with the chick. I'd look at the student though, did you see how easy that was? That was my dare of a demo student. Wow, Adam's so sure of himself. He's got students. He just makes out with chicks around Did you see me? Did you see my? I did that. Did you see my chlamydia filled tongue all over that woman's mouth? Did you see that? That is how you do it? Now get in there champ. Go on smack him on the butt. Go get it. You got this champ. Hi. Who lies more chicken or a... Alright, alright, not bad, not bad. You at least said two words. Let's move on to the next one her friend right next to a guy

Who lies more a chicken or a fish Open but other poor is like well you should be able to just randomly got people open them No, you should that's opening. That's annoying. That's irritate. Don't open people if you're not gonna do anything with it close And that's a massive issue. That's a problem that the community has. Yes, it's a zero problem. That's a serious problem. The serious problem. The reason why they're sitting in that chair right now, Adam,

you're pointing out the way fucking obvious is that they cannot get a date. Why else would they be there? You're pointing out the one thing they came here for. Please, Adam, tell us. I know. They'd like to be going to a podiatrist and the podiatrist goes, just can't figure out what's wrong with your hands. Let me guess, you got an issue with your feet.

I do. Why did you know that? I've been doing this for a long time. Let's take a look at your nipples. And I want to be redress it. Before I do, I want to warn you about some of the hazards of closing. Now, I know that that's so closing. Restraining orders. STDs, accidents on pregnancies. Your hair turning... Slaps across the face. Slaps across the face.

Strengths in your face. Your hair accidentally turning red from some strange, sexually transmitted disease of the hair. But my really good friends love my stories on stage. Some of them have heard this one. I think my friends love my stories on stage. Some of them have heard this one. I think my friends love my stories from on stage. Wow. Yeah, I think the exact opposite. I'm like my friends hate the commercial break. If you have a little bit of a sickly stomach, if you have somebody that doesn't like graphic descriptions,

you probably wanna put your fingers in your ears for this next story. Graphic descriptions. Teeth. Uh-oh. Okay. Okay. Stay tuned, Christina, we might need to edit this part out.

I'm gonna tell you about hazards that come from closing. Okay. I meant this girl. Gameda very well. Gameda very well. Gameda totally gameda. That was all over the game. I literally gamed on her face. Gamed her very well. And Gamed her very well. Gamed her totally Gamed her. That was all over the game.

I literally Gamed her on her face. Gamed her. Excuse me. Which lies more? A chicken or a fish? You might have a game all over your face. You're getting Gamed. You got Gamed. You got a game.

Fucking my place. Now, there are a number of... Why do I love this? how all different events come together? It's a cause problem. I don't know if you guys know this. You go, I just do that, that doesn't matter. And I've got that going on. But when they come together, everything falls apart.

My wife was home. And it was once a group. But my wife and my girlfriend get together. Boom. It all blew up. Until I convinced both of them to go on this morning with me. and now one of them's pregnant. Looked out fine for me.

I'm the best. Yeah, I chose hazards and opportunities. That's why they called me Adam Delaya. Then I thought everything was great. I brought the chick home. She was ready for a same nightlay. Same nightlay. Same nightlay.

Oh my. SNL That's our new sticker S.O.L. Yes, same night. Like you boom he snapped his fingers. He's ready for same night. Lay boom boom Bumper game der brother house Gapral thousand dollars. Booba open good night

Gave a thousand dollars, Vovahopens, good night. Gave a thousand dollars to the security personnel with her boom, done, Gameda. Save night, hey. Save night, hey. And I'm just perfected, my squatting technique. Your squatting technique?

You say you're squatting technique? And that's not the only thing. And that's not the only thing. Peep, peep, poo, poo here it comes guys. I just perfected my squatting technique. There you go. Scatter, diddle-doo. Ha!

Here comes the graphic part. Oh! I hope that's gone. I hope that's gone. Oh my god. Here comes the graphic part. Oh, I hope that's gone. Oh my god. How successfully made pretty much any go squaw. Squaw. Adam. That is a physiological response that I guarantee you cannot make any girl come like that.

No, of course not. What a liar. What a liar. Now you'd think it should be a really good combination, right? But to my own, it's like, yeah. Yeah, someone else is like, oh yeah, I tell me all about it, Adam. This is what I came for. Here it comes. This is the best part of the movie. I love these stories. I love these stories. I paint just for the stories. You don't mind if I put a paper bag over my dick. Don't mind me.

Tell me about the squirt. Squirt. Tell me how you close them. I want the game! Give me the game! Oh yeah! There we go! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh, Danny! Adam's not on it! Adam is hot tonight! I came here just right this time! I can't hear just read the story. I can't. $2,000 I'm paying over and over again, brother. I just want to hear the Squirton story. This is the classic.

He's like a fishhead. A New Year's Eve waiting for game end. Oh my god. Ruff like an antelope! Tell the Squirting Story! I added another factor. Because you know, you got to do that. My flatmate wasn't in.

I thought, you don't be really funny. It would be to, uh, do it on his bed. Oh yeah. Oh. Ah. Ah. He's sliding.

Oh, that's not a thing like putting weird body fluids all over your flatmates bed. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, this flatmates pillow. Lilililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililil I just wanted to do it on his. So if he is watching the video, Aymong Scott, I love you very much. Or that he doesn't know this happened. He doesn't know this happened. Come on. This story gets more fantastical. I'm not sure which is more believable. Jar Jar Binks, or Adam's story

about squirting all over his flatmates bed. I'm thinking Jar Jar Binks at this point. You're about to find out. So, she's lying on the bed and normally, when a girl's like, I get lying on the back, right? But I thought, again, I'll add some of it else in his mix. Let's get back to it. I mean, he's just adding boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm just gonna, yeah, just keep on going,

just keep on going. Keep it spicy. Keep it spicy. Gotta keep these guys interesting. They're gonna get laid, I'm not, because I on going. Keep it spicy. Keep it spicy, gotta keep these guys interesting. They're gonna get laid, I'm not, cause I'm married. And that sucks. I'm the married P-Way. Right.

Yeah. Nothing I trust more than a married guy telling me how to get pick up single women. Which is what I do here on the show all the time, by the way. All four squatting, it sounds like fun. What I'd effectively created without knowing it was some kind of rudimentary projectile device. Because she's on all fours, right?

We were all stuffing here. And I'm going out. I felt what you put, yeah, I'm good. I'm going out. And I'm good at it. So as you go, oh my god. Oh my god, Chrissy, this guy is so full of himself. But I guess you have to be,

if this is the business you're gonna be in, you can't be the timid guy. You can't be humble and be a B.O.A. You know what I'm saying? And like a prerequisite of the job is that you're a total chauvinistic, egotistical. Oh, shit head.

I mean, yeah. Yeah, I got him. Telling people at a convention about how you made your, how you put it. The one night stay in ready, people at a convention. Yeah, I made your, how you would. The one night stand ready ready for lay. At the SNL, same night lay. SNL, baby. Get on your flatmates bed and on all fours.

And he's, you know, he's good at what he does. Oh, he is. By the way, I'm writing this down, same night lay. I might be the way we say goodbye. Same night lay. I'm like this down save nightly. I might be the way we say goodbye save nightly What is she Treat this could you treat women with a little bit of respect while you're talking about them just a little bit Now I kind of knew that was gonna happen, it was kind of funny, you know.

What I didn't expect was for her to come on at the same time. And so she had period stains all over the bed. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Adam, Adam, what in the good fuck are you talking about, dude? I'm gonna fast forward this, just a little bit. Yeah, I'm not interested in that part. This is crazy, and besides he started off the whole thing, once again, these people that start up like,

I've got two things to tell you. Yeah, I've got two things to tell you. This is not one of them, but it's taken up 15 minutes of time. Time. All right, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm All right, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, You shit for the fucking brains. First of all, you shit for brains. Second of all, lots of people have sex on their period. Adam, I don't know if you've known that, but it's actually possible. It's probable that if you're in a long-term relationship,

that's gonna happen. And you know what? Are you married? Yeah, aren't you married? Haven't you done this before? Number one, number two, it's unlikely that you can get every girl that you ever have sex with to squirt like that.

At all, either that or I am a terrible lover because it's only happened to me once or twice. that every girl that you ever have sex with to squirt like that at all. Either that or I am a terrible lover because it's only happened to me once or twice. It's more likely that it's me and not him, but whatever. Okay, if the pay for cleaning bills and stuff, like closing problems are much harder, but closing is where the fun is. Closing is where the funny stories have got.

Is he really saying? Oh my God. Is he really saying that the problem with closing is that she might be on her period and you might have to clean your sheets? Yeah. They're having too much fun. I honestly hate this guy more than I hate any of the other PUAs that we do. Frankie B, who's the other guy? Mystery, you know, Cypress Hill, whatever his name is. Mystery Hill. I don't even know what his name is. The other guy that lives down in with Brazil. Oh yeah. With Brazil.

That's a... He's been out for a while. He's been out for this country. Yeah, but Michael Anthony makes fun of this guy all the time. And I'm starting to feel like I don't like Michael Anthony. No. But I'm feeling like the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Do you know what I'm saying?

Okay. Opening, you really not doing anything. You're just running around speaking to ghosts, not doing anything about it. And it's just another form of anxiety. Like, there is nothing wrong with oceanic ghosts. Everybody in this room, some of you might think, I'm just doing what AA.

You're always gonna have AA, it doesn't go away. What's AA? Hey, I'll call it synonymous. It never goes away. I don't know, acid asshole. I'm not even sure. Anxiety, something. I don't know acid asshole. I'm not even sure anxiety something Yeah Push past it and you open ever be an asshole Pass the fact that you're a total showvinist and no girl likes you push past that

Yeah, good pass the fact that you're a total showvinist and no girl likes you push pass that Push pass that don't worry about it Eventually you'll break through or be back in your dad's basement playing Super Mario Kart don't worry about it Almost everyone this room has opened at least once if you've done it once you can do it again. It's not a problem the problem comes under closing and a lot of people have that issue. Some incredibly big gurus that do talks all around the world. I know for a fact how a problem. So then Freddie is incredibly big gurus?

Some gurus like PUA, people that he's talking about, he is literally throwing down the gauntlet. He just dropped bombs all over the place. He's spilling the teeth. He's saying that it might be possible that guys that talk like him also have a hard time getting women to sleep with them, I don't believe it. Adam, causing trouble in the PUA community. That community is crazy.

That community, they just are going at each other. I didn't tell people to just travel around the world. That's right. You hear these stories. You hear these stories and give these talks. Give Andy. Get their paper bags out. Get your paper bags out, boys. Oh, man, it's hell, the period story.

Oh, he took it to way new loads there. And by the way, I didn't know that was coming. So, I didn't know she was coming and I didn't know he was coming and I didn't know that was coming. So there you go. And I just can't believe how audaciously showvin' is that. He's awful. Some of these guys are.

They're awful. He's awful. They're all awful. They are. Yeah. I need to find out what the 21 convention is. It's 21-EPM convention. That's what it was me.

You and I. You and I. We got to get into one of those. I guarantee that convention is not around anymore, but we can get into another one. And I would be... We've got to find one. I would be peacocking throughout that crowd as I brought a female with me. That's right.

Yeah, but I'd be afraid. I'd be afraid at night. I don't know. I'd have to stay on by you. 24 hours right. Yeah, but I'd be afraid. I'd be afraid at night. I don't know. I'd have to stand by you. 24 hours, seven days away. It would be funny. I think I was just like a little kid like glasses. Maybe with little kids.

Oh, the Google glasses? Yeah. I know like just like James Bond type. Oh, with me. Yeah, yeah. We'll put a little thing on my button that I'll, my fifth button. Right.

I'll have my shirt unbuttoned all the way. My hairy chest just flying everywhere. But there's a little camera at my fifth button. I'll have my shirt unbuttoned all the way. My hairy chest just flying everywhere. But there's a little camera at the bottom button. They'll be too distracted by my hairy nipples to see the camera on my button. We're gonna go for it. Season number five, we're getting out in the world. That's one of my promises to myself.

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