The Commercial Break - Scam-Osaurus-Wrecks

Episode Date: August 19, 2020

The Bit: WSHIT goes live to the Pecan Nut Potato Music Festival to find reporter Brian Jacobs enjoying himself...too much. The Show: Bryan's Mom stops by to discuss the local nail and hair salons, tries to find her boyfriend new grandchildren and leaves longer and longer messages on Bryan's voicemail. Bryan takes the kids to Jurassic Park the Driveway and he fixes a flat tire the best way he knows how...ask someone else to do it. This and so much more on episode #19 on The Commercial Break! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO ([phone]) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube Join us live on Fireside New episodes every Tuesday & Friday everywhere you listen to podcasts! For advertising contact AdvertiseCast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome back to WSC-IT's continuing coverage of the 50th annual Peacannut Potato Festival and Man What A Day It Is. 107 live musical acts from around the county, the best roasted Peacanns anywhere in the state, and the ladies are out with their short shorts and their hoop skirts. What's that? And the men to it is 2020. The men also out in their short shorts.

It was a style back in the 70s for a minute. I could not fit in those shorts. I had what you call a rump roast. At least that's what my mother used to say. Back to the coverage. Brian Jacobs is out on the scene. He's been there since 8 o'clock this morning by my count. 14 hours and the festivities do get ruckus around this time.

Brian, can you tell us what's going on? What are you seeing at the Potato Pecan Festival? Whoa, that's so intense. Whoa, man. Whoa. Whoa. Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God, oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Woo! Oh my god! Wow! Woo! Yeah! Oh my god! Oh my god, look at that!

It's starting to even look like a triple rainbow. Oh my god it's full on. Double rainbow all the way across the sky. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That does sound like fun, doesn't it? Little let Brian collect himself and get back in a moment. Save me some of whatever you're smoking, Brian.

We'll take a quick commercial break and be right back to the action. In early 2020, the world shut down. Stores, restaurants, schools, and whole communities shut their doors in an effort to protect human life. As the world quickly changed, one man went on Facebook to get a degree in Internet epidemiology. Brian, along with his lab assistant, HOTELY, are curing coronavirus by commenting on fake news and reposting recipes of secret virus cures from a friend of a friend who works high up in government. Join Brian and HOTELoli as they discuss the world

and life doing this forced interruption, learning, laughing and loving in this real-life commercial break. On this episode. Hi, Mrs. Green. Are you? I'm doing well. Did you know that you go to elegant nails? They don't even, they like, they won't even touch you and they can do your nails. All he's trying to do is get you out of the fucking house and all you want to do is, you know, drop your, your, your girlfriend off in high school, right? I thought to myself, oh, it's gonna be funny. Yeah. I wish I had recorded it.

They decided that they were gonna take the parking lot of Atlanta Motor Speedway, which is the place where the NASCAR races come. And by the way, just a little shout out to Atlanta Motor Speedway. It's disgustingly run down there. You've got to get that you're shit together. Atlanta Motor Speedway. The next episode of the commercial break It's disgustingly run down there. You've got to get that you're shit together. And I'm out of speed right. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Shibbibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibib but I just want to tell you about 35 things I did today. How long did it's a message go? Two or three minutes.

Today I went to the hairdresser. And it just, just know that I don't have coronavirus because no one there has coronavirus because they don't even touch you. They don't touch you at the hairdresser. They don't touch you at the hairdresser, mom? No, they don't touch you at the hairdresser. They have like a plastic thing in front of you.

They have a plastic thing in front of you, but they don't know how did they get to your hair. No, I didn't even ask him. I just went to sleep for a little while. Thanks, Mom. I'm going to send you straight to voicemail now so you can leave the rest of the conversation. Thanks, Brian. Love you.

Hi, Brian. It's your mom. We sent out our first break room yesterday. Was it yesterday? Yeah, it was, you know, yes. Well, a couple days ago, when this show airs, it'll be a couple days ago. I keep forgetting we're not stuck in space and time. So it's a little bit different.

But so I sent out the first break room and then I had put this, if I don't know if you've, I don't even know if he listened to it yet. I did. No, you did. I looked the even know if he listened to it yet. I did. I looked at the whole thing. It was hilarious. So I put this voicemail in there that my mom made me. I can't believe it doesn't cut her off. It doesn't cut her off.

It's like a four and a half minute message. It's like, I think it's like my phone company knows that it's my mom calling and is like, I'll give her an extra couple seconds to get out. And then herring said that he loves you and he wants you to be his son. And then Gene from Texas, you know, Gene from Texas, she's from Texas. My mom always qualifies people by saying, you know, who they are and where they're from. So even though there's only one gene that's currently alive at the door, there was two genes, but now only one of them is alive.

And but she still calls her Gene from Texasxas and then there's you know bob from Oklahoma and then there's Joe from Utah you know Joe from Utah he's got one leg and he's food to all the girls at the table yes mom i know how they did while Irving didn't send Irving to the liking very much okay i'm gonna go i'm gonna go i'm gonna can you call back because i'm gonna send you straight to voicemail

okay bye i br, it's your mom. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fun of her. My mom, my mom knows well and good that we all have that that's our style of humor and that we have a good time with it. And I told her I said, do you approve of me putting this message together and me poking a little bit of fun at it? Of course. Can I send it to Irving because you know how Irving wants you to be his son? Mom Irving doesn't want me to be his son. Irving can't even hear. Well, honey, he's just very sensitive. He's very sensitive. Is that why he's never said more than two words to me? Well, you know when he's eating, I think it's dumb to get subsets, so he doesn't want to say too much.

I'm afraid he's got to go to the pan after a lot. You should get some prune juice in him. He doesn't like prune juice. He skittles. Oh skittles that sounds good for your stomach. I thought it was good as those gummies. That's right. Who's that speaking? That's totally mom.

She does the show with me. Hi, oddly. Hi, Mrs. Green. How are you? I'm doing well. Did you know that if you go to elegant nails, they don't even, they like, they won't even touch you and they can do your nails.

That's amazing. I didn't get my fingers done just my feet because I figured they're not touching you if they do your feet. Do you need your nails done, honey? Who are your kids? How are your children? They're great Mrs. Green.

Yeah, this wonderful. I heard one of them is going to school. Did you know Irving? Irving wants your children to be his children. Is that possible? Sure. Okay, well I got to go now. I got to go watch Teach 2D. Bye Mrs. Green. I don't leave. I bring in into mom.

Oh, what a lovely lady. I'm gonna have her call in one time so the audience can see that I'm clearly, I mean, I think the message clearly dictated that my mom, when she calls, it doesn't matter whether or not you're on the phone, she's gonna have the conversation with you regardless. And then I keep telling her, I said, mom, if you text message me 16 pages in a row,

first of all, I can't understand a word of it. It's like, alien, it's like, you're like Kenny Copeland speaking to Dung on those text messages. In addition to that, mother, if you leave, if you say everything there is to say on the text message or on their voicemail, then don't be surprised when I don't call you back because now I have nothing to talk about.

Exactly. Oh Lord, Mom. God. Damn. You know, this is, but when you get older and you know, this is just, this is part of taking care of your parents when you get older. You got to deal with something. And someday, would not too far off in the distant future, my kids are going to be doing the

same thing. Hi, my kids. It's your dad. Oh, god, dad, what are you calling about? Listen, I can't figure out. I can't figure out. I can't figure out the virtual HVAC machine. I think you could come over and help me.

Do you know I talked to your mom? Me and your mom were having a fight over prune juice today. Okay, dude, I gotta let you go now. Okay, bye, bye, Mattias. That's absolutely gonna be what happens. For sure, I know it's coming. It's already probably happening in his head. He's already probably like,

what's up with your mustache, old man? I got this mysterious, I'll put a picture of it on the show notes. I got this mysterious ball again with the air conditioning in here. The air conditioning is blowing so hard in this small tiny little room. Every time I get in here, my throat starts to close up. I got the small little ball spot in my beard and I don't know what happened, but it just appeared one night over, I don't know nothing nothing But then I read that apparently this happens right? It's just one of those things that can happen and it can you warm ends. Yeah, it's my horror

I got too much estrogen running through me. It's all those television shows I'm watching I did watch the Indian matchmaker show. We'll talk about that in a second. I am in the middle of watching it So I got this little bald spot the other night. I was like, okay, you know, let me shake clean it up So it's not so so the bald spot is not so noticeable because it's like on the ridge of my chin, right? And then I was, I shouldn't have been doing it so quickly because I just kind of sliced right into my whole beard. And then I thought to myself in 10 years,

for 10 years I've had a beard and I've never shaved it off. Never. And it's not really a beard, it's more like a really long five o'clock shadow. And I'm like, let me go for it. Let me like play around with my facial hair, right? And so then I've got this Fuman Shoe mustache and this little flavor saver.

And so took my wife about five minutes, you know, I woke up, I went to the bathroom, I came back out and she's like staring at me and she's like, what the fuck happened to your face? And I'm like, I'm like, do you like it? And she's like, no, I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it. No, I don't want it.

You look like a criminal. And I'm like, well, and she goes, you look like a hipster. But then my mother and law and other people are saying that it makes me look younger. So, you know, who doesn't want to look younger? I say a bunch of money. That's the, that's the batch of quads.

That's right. To anyone over the age of like 30. That's right. And since I'm age of like 30. There you go. That's right. And since I'm 31, I decided, you know, if I'm gonna, so I'll keep the food mint. The other thing is that I'm wearing a fucking mask right now. So no one can see my damn face anyway. So what is it really matter?

That's true. Yeah, so I'm just gonna have fun with it. But my son however, he woke up and he was like, what are you crazy, crazy old man? He's already like embarrassed of me. So welcome to episode one, nine, one, nine. I can't believe we made it this far. We're almost around in the corner to 20.

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or whatever, let us know what you like, which you don't like. I'm also soliciting, as long as you're okay with us playing it, any kind of audio clips, parody songs, anything funny you think you can add to the show, I'd like to get our community of listeners to go out if you think you have something funny to put out there, send it to me, and we'll put it

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content. And if you join the break room, you'll get that first first issue of August 2020. And at the commercial break on Insta and all that of their stuff. So let's get right into the show. Hi, but you isn't your dad. Hi dad, what you doing? I'm doing a 3,000 of one, I'm doing episode number 3,174 of the commercial break. Oh, you're still trying to get your third listener on that dad? That's right son. One of these days Netflix is going to pick it up. Dad, Netflix hasn't existed in like 30 years.

It's like Blockbuster, it went away. What's it called now? What's it called now? Amazon. Right. That's right. So, yeah, so I had an interesting weekend and I'm about to tell you why this is an interesting weekend. So last week, my wife and I are really to tell you why this is an interesting weekend So last week I

My wife and I are really the we're all quarantined out just like a lot of people are not Nothing new here. We do have a wonderful lovely safe home and you know We've got some activities in the backyard and that's good But we have a son that's a two-years-old and he's hard to manage in the first place But then when you coop him up all day long There's nothing else for him to do. He's got to get out of the house. That's what I'm saying.

Like, we all do, for God's sakes. So I see on the TV, I'm watching whatever bad television program on TLC, I'm watching, and then all of a sudden out of the blue, dun dun dun dun dun dun. Come this way, good, to Atlanta Motor Speedway and see dinosaurs. That's right, you two and your family are all family can get in the car and come drive around and see dinosaurs. The guitar is for us cause it took the ground of the source, you know, panel source, Rex comes.

Good to see you, I'm all, and I'm like, oh wow, I'm fascinated. I'm like, that's incredible. You know, they have a show ever that comes every year to the World Congress Center, where they have life-sized dinosaurs that they've, that they've created. I don't even know out of what, like magic. It's, you know, I don't know, dinosaurs sperm or whatever. Yeah. And they keep them in this little Georgia World Congress Center and then they doll it up

like a Disney World feature. So you walk in and it's, you know, a whole theme thing. And I'm like. I don't know about this. It's not a problem. Because you don't have, a whole theme thing. And I know about this. Because you don't have children. That's why you don't know about this. Right. But when you have a child, even though I would, I never paid attention to these commercials before, I'm like, holy shit. What a great idea. They decided that they were going to take the parking lot of Atlanta Motor Speedway, which is the place where the NASCAR races come. And by the way, just a little shout out to Atlanta motor speedway.

It's disgustingly run down there. You've got to get that you're shit together. Atlanta motor speedway. It's just, it looks like it's something straight out of 1972. Put a little paint on the outside for God's sakes. So I'm like, oh, wow, this is fantastic. We can get out of the house. It's me, me, and my son, and my beautiful new child,

and my wife, will have a big adventure. It's about an hour away. We're gonna go see the dinosaurs. And my son is going to love it. Oh yeah. The exact opposite happened. Oh. So in order to keep my son awake,

you see, there's a fine dance that we're doing here at the house. Oh, let me explain what that what I mean by that. Matthias wakes up at a certain hour. Let's call it eight between seven and eight o'clock. He then stays up for a number of hours because you know when children are awake, they stay awake for a period of time. That's how human beings do it. Children are no different. And then right after he eats his lunch, say around noon, his little belly gets full and it's time for him to take a nap and thank fucking God because that means

we get to take a nap in addition to that. Yes. And then we keep him up for another couple hours after the nap is done. The whole family can take a nap or at least rest for a little while and then we get up and then he goes into sleepy time or bath time mode, sometime around seven or eight o'clock.

It's a whole thing, it's a process, it's a production, it's set in stone, do not fuck with the schedule. Because if you fuck with the schedule, you are fucked with the schedule. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, here we go. So we decide, smartly, we're like, let's get, you have to pick a time.

So we're like, there's the three to six option. Let's do that because he can wake up from his nap. We can have the shit ready to go. We'll swoop him into the car and we'll give him the phone so that he can listen, he likes to listen to music. So he can listen to his little Mickey Mickey miles, all repetitively over and over again. Chinese water torturing his fucking father.

And, but it'll keep him awake. And it worked. At hour down the road, and me is just fine, she's back there sleeping, snoring, making little noises. It's just a lovely day. We're out of the house, I'm so happy.

I'm like, oh, it's just, it's hotter than the Dickens, but whatever. We get down to Atlanta Motor Speedway. The worst place in the world. I mean, just a trashy, I'm sorry, I just have to say this, it's just like, it looks like a, I don't know. This looks like something got a Mad Max. It looks like a building that I went years ago, but that was actually four years ago would have been the

time to go. That was actually four in Ask Car, right? And so I just thought that was the way they all were supposed to look. Unbelievable. I mean, but we didn't even go inside. We were just outside. So we get there. There's no signage, there's no one there helping you, there's literally one cardboard sign, handwritten says dinosaurs this way. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Wow. Hahaha. Wow. There's a guy outside going, ahh, this way. Hahaha. So I'm like, okay, and there are hundreds of cars that are pulling into this place, right? Where everyone's got the same idea. And I knew this, I wasn't, I'm like, okay, and there are hundreds of cars that are pulling into this place, right?

Where everyone's got the same idea and I knew this. I wasn't I wasn't I knew that they had been running so many commercials and parents are so fucking fed up of having their children in So we get into the line to go in again. There's no one directing traffic. There's nothing It's just a cattuster fuck of people trying to get into this one lane. Yes They then send you four and a half miles around the parking lot until you can get into to see the actual dinosaurs. I have now paid $50 for my carload of children, one of which is listening to Mickey Mouse. The other one of which is snoring in her most delightful of childless ways.

And then my wife had paid $50 and we're excited to see the goddamn dinosaurs. Hell yeah, you're gonna see him. We saw him, alright. We saw him about a mile before we got there. There were 10 of them. And we already saw him once we saw him. That was it. They were literally sitting in the middle of a parking lot, melting away under the hundred degree heat.

Half of them did not work. The skin was falling off some of them. One of them had an eyelid that was just like winking at you very scary. It was the most, it was the most assing-in thing I've ever paid $50 for and I've paid $50 for a lot of assing-in things. I paid $50 one time for a lap dance from a 300 pound woman. And so I'm telling you right now, this was Chrissy. I sat in line for an hour. I drove down for an hour. I sat in line for an hour.

15 minutes before I even get to the gate where you're supposed to drive in and show them your ticket. You can already see the fucking dinosaurs and they're falling apart. You're already unimpressed with the whole situation, but now I'm in a line that I can't get out of. Wow. What a good scam.

It's a huge scam. It's a huge scam. These people are going to Almond. I counted $25,000 worth of cars. That is a really good scam. I have decided that I am going to save my Amazon cardboard boxes and I am going to create my own dinosaur park in my U-shaped driveway. And I'm going to create my own dinosaur park and my U-shape driveway and I'm

going to charge people $10 to see the same fucking thing only I'm going to provide free bottled water at least you're going to get something out of it. We get up to the entrance the first time we've seen anybody associated with the dinosaur dino land here is when you get into the parking lot the part of the parking lot where the actual dinosaurs are. Skin is falling off, eyes are popping out. Well, some of them have like fake palm trees attached to their backs, like sticking out as if the palm tree

is like rolling out of their back because that's where I guess the electric is coming from so they have to hide it. So the Stegosaurus Rex had the leg of the Tyrionosaurus Rex stuck on it because I think the Tyrion was going on with that whole situation. And then some of the dinosaurs, I shit you not, had fur. They had fur.

The dinosaurs had fur. Now, I understand there were dinosaurs that had fur, but there was a whole, there was a, of the ten dinosaurs. But not the reptilian. No. No. Three of the 10 dinosaurs that we saw had fur, like dog hair, like, you know, African weaves going on.

It was unbelievable. When we got to this, to the front entrance, it was clear that everybody else, even though it said stay in your car for the safety of others, and so that everyone can get a chance to see the dinosaurs, please stay in your car for the safety of others and so that everyone can get a chance to see the dinosaurs please stay in your car, okay? But of course, this is South Atlanta, fucking Georgia and you know,

it takes all kinds, listen, it could be North Atlanta, fucking Georgia too and the same thing would happen. There are children and adults and everybody running up and down and all through this two lanes of traffic that are trying to see these 10 dinosaurs. There are kids hanging out of windows. There are kids hanging out of windows. There are kids standing out of windows.

There's one kid who's probably my son's age. That's two years old. And he is sitting on top of the land Rover, sitting on top of it. He has been put out of the sunroof and he is sitting on top of the land Rover. Fucking morons. I mean, I'm like, holy shit.

This is dangerous. But, you know, okay, so I'm gonna pay attention. So I grab my son out of his car seat, figuring, well, whatever, you know, while in Rome, I grab him and I pull him up front and I say, son, you're about to see some dinosaurs. I want you to be excited, because I am certainly not. But the excitement on your face will suffice, right?

Yes. We pull up. The first thing you see is someone checking your tickets and the second thing you see is another person and they have got... It looks like they've got their hands wrapped around a baby dinosaur, but really one of the hands is up the dinosaurs asked and it's making little... It's like a little puppet and they bring it up and it's like, hey, this is Terry the dinosaur. Terry the dinosaur does as seen better days. I have stuffed animals that look more real than this Terry the dinosaur did

But Terry the dinosaur sticks his head inside of the window of the car for Matthias, right? Is like you know sticking this head so that Matthias could say hello to Terry the dinosaur Matthias looks completely uninterested. He looks at me and he says the following words Tats Which is his way of saying get me back to my music the following words. Tatsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Oh, it's 150 degrees. I don't care how wonderful your condition in these blowing, 500 yards on a black pavement, 107 degrees outside. It's fucking hot.

I got the window open. At one point, I kind of stick my T.S. out the sunroof so he can see the stegosaurus rex. And he's just like, da da, da da, da, da, da. That's, I'm like, oh my god. So then we put him in the middle console so he can see everything that's going on. He starts touching the buttons and honking the horn

and he doesn't care. There's a lady in front of us. The lady in front of us has obviously never seen a dinosaur in her entire life. Of all that, I'm gonna guess 58 years of her life, she has never seen a dinosaur. Because all 10 dinosaurs, she stopped for at least four minutes per dinosaur so

that she could take a video of the dinosaur. So my knowledge there were zero children in the car with her. This was just an old lady in a beat up Jeep, probably high on crystal meth, looking at the dinosaurs, probably going clay non was right. They brought the dinosaurs back together Donald did it Donald Trump put the dinosaurs back on earth I got to be honest with you. I Like sometimes I go to the zoo and I feel bad for the treatment of the animals I felt bad for the treatment of these dinosaurs and they're not even real Right. Oh my never again. I want my 50 I paid five dollars per dinosaur and they can't even take care of the goddamn dinosaur.

It was the worst. It was like, we finally found something to do. We finally got out of that. We finally found something to do as a family together. We don't have to put anybody else in danger and guess what? It was a flop. It was a flop. Total fucking flop.

Absolutely miserable. Totally. Can't even tell youley can't even tell you. Can't even tell you. Speaking of cars, I had a flat tire. I had a, I got into my car this week to go run down and do something for work. And we have sensors on my car. So it tells you how many pounds of pressure are in the car.

I'm never really sure how many pounds to put in the first place. I just guess, right? I think 32 sounds like a good number and the car seems to settle down at 32, so that's just what I put in there. Yeah. So I get in the car and it says,

please fix tire pressure and I look and it says my right front tire is down to 31. And I'm like, well that's weird. It's just one pound off. Why are you bothering me with all that? Shit. Why are you making me concerned for one pound? Tell me, car.

Why are you so upset? And so I just, so then I drive and I go to the place and I get back in the car and then it says it's at 27 pounds. And now I'm like, oh car, now we're concerned together. Both of us have the concern. Okay, kid, you've got me, you've got me paying attention now. And so then I go and I run to the front of the car and I see that it doesn't really look like the tires

running low on air, but I have these run flat things and so sometimes you can't really tell. So I pull into the local, go ahead. I was just saying it's a slow leak. It is a slow leak. It is a slow leak. It's leaking. Slow leaks. Slow leaks.

But I work around some construction, and sometimes you get a nail in your tire. It's not completely unusual, right? And sometimes you run over something or whatever. So I stop into the local five-in-dime that's got a little, it's got some, it's got one of those magic air things. Five-in-dime. The five-in-dime. It's got some, it's got one of those magic air things. Five and done.

Five and done. I just pull into the local pump and dump. It's got one of those magic air things. It tells you electronically how many pounds of pressure you're putting into your car. You set it, you say 32, and then it just fills it up for you if you press it in there. So I do that. You got to pay $35 for that. So, you know, $3.85 for that service,

and they only take credit cards now. So it's a machine out in the middle of a gas station, parking lot, and then you have to put your credit card in, and then it fills your air for $3.85. That's crazy. When I was a kid, when I started driving, they gave you, you know, they paid you to put it in your tires. It's like free air.

Yeah, I remember saying free air. They'd always said free air everywhere, whatever. So I put it on 32 and I put it on 32 and when I put it on 32, I noticed that the sensor on the machine, as it says, as I put in 32, it starts going down. It says like 23, 22, 21. Lady pulls up next to me, nice young lady, pulls up next to me, and she says, excuse me, yes ma'am. Do you know if the air thing is working for your tires? And I said, well, I'm trying to,

I'm like literally bent over trying to put air in it. And I'm like, well, I'm trying to put air in it right now. So I'm assuming that it works, right? And she goes, well, I tried it just a couple of minutes ago and it didn't work. And I was like, oh, okay, well thanks. I get into the car and now the car says nine pounds of pressure in that one tire.

And that my other three tires are now low on pressure. Also, so I'm like, oh, fuck. I either ran through a bed of nails or my car is feeling ill. It's got COVID-19. Yeah, it was, yes, it wasn't worth a blast. So of course, being the manly man that I am, I assess the situation quickly and call the dealership

and ask for a courtesy car. And she says, no, no, you don't need all that. Just come in and we'll check it for you. You don't need to worry about that. So I pull up and I pull into the bay, you know, like this big thing that's covered and I pull into the bay and I hand the car. Yeah, the thing. Yeah, it's a dealership. And so and so I the guy says, yeah, we got Bob the tire expert tire

tire expert. That's your tire expert. We have by bar tire experts working today. I'm like, oh, that's it's great. I just my love. Wow. Who knew? knew? Can you autograph the tire for me? So he says, listen, I'll have Bob come out and take a look at it. Just make yourself comfortable and we'll be with you in a second. As I'm sitting there, another car pulls up. It's a Mercedes Benz of some maybe 2015, 2016, tricked out coop, right? Ooh. And it's got two tires, the back tires, are completely bald and shredded.

Like the actual tread is coming out of them, right? Wow. Is that from like, burning rubber? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like most definitely, this is from street racing. For sure, right? Which we've had trouble with here in Atlanta. A lot of trouble with it.

Yeah. People are just going nuts. They go into parking lots, they crash cars, they cause traffic jams. They do it on the highway. They'll like stop on the most busy highway in the entire city. And then they'll just burn rubber and have a street race.

So I look at this guy that gets out of the car. And he's obviously no older than 18 19 years old He's the tyrant expert you can smith he's a it's Bobby What's up, dude? I'm Bob You can smell the pot by looking at him. Do you know what I'm saying like he's that good kid? Yeah, he's got his sunglasses on he's wearing a full hoodie It's 112 degrees outside and his pants are down around his knees And he pulls up like and hear the whole conversation because it happened right in front of me. So the guy, the nice guy, you know, from the dealership comes up and he says,

Hey, how can I help? Yo, man, yo, yo, listen, listen. And I'm like, oh, man, here we go. Cultural appropriation. Here's the black white kid. Here he comes. Yo, yo, listen, man, I just bought these tires like two weeks ago and shit, they came apart. And the guy looks at him and he's like, what? And he's like, look at my tires, they came ago and shit, they came apart. And the guy looks at him and he's like,

what? And he's like, look at my tires, they came apart man, they came apart. My tires are brand new and they came apart like in two weeks. And the guy's like, that didn't happen because, that didn't happen, that wasn't anything natural. Like, that's not from just driving around. That's from you doing something to them

or you were in an accident or something. the way the back bumper in the front bumper We're both in states of disrepair. They were falling off and I was like holy shit. So So then So then this kids he starts an argument with this guy and he's like no, no, no man I bought these tired like two weeks ago and now the fucking came apart just like that I've just been driving around town all I do is go to school and go home. And the guys like, okay, listen, I've got Bob the tire expert here. Let me call him up here and let's see what's doing.

Yeah. Bob, the tire expert, is another 18 to 19 year old child, right? Tatted up from left to right, a little bit overweight, you know, and he's got his chip on his shoulder too. So Bob comes up and he says, uh, what's going on here? And he goes, yo man, listen, listen, I bought these ties, they brand new ties, cause I'm like a thousand dollars, look at them, they fell apart in just two weeks. And Bob goes, in all my life, and all of my history working with tires, and I am a tire

expert, I have never heard something so fucking stupid and that's what he says to the guy. In the game, there's a manager standing by too and he's like, well, well, let's just calm down here and he goes, are you trying to tell me online, man? Are you trying to tell me online and that these tires didn't come apart by themselves? And he says, you just bought $1,000 worth of tires.

$1,000 worth of tires don't show tread in two weeks unless you are doing something incredibly stressful on them. Right? Here's what the kid says. Shit. I ain't even going to deal with you. I'm calling my lawyer and my dad because my dad is a lawyer and I'm like,

That's gonna be an year. Wow, you're gonna call your lawyer and your dad who happens to be a lawyer? You're calling in both lawyers. On the speaker phone, he calls, somebody like now the manager's getting involved. He's like, okay, just settle down. We can get you two new tires.

You know, you'll have to pay for them, but we can send them to the manufacturer. If they agree that the tires were defective, we may be able to offer you a credit. But I'm telling you right now, we've never seen this, ever, right? Yeah. So, no, no, man, I got my pops on the phone,

I got my pops on the phone, right? His father. You know. I love him then. Oh, what is it, Billy? Yo, dad, you know how my tires all fucked up? What happened to your tires? We just paid for your tires.

Shit, dad, I was like riding around, you know, just to school and stuff. You don't go to school. What now I was driving to school and back from school. Which school are you talking about? You know I'm picking up my girl from there. You mean that prostitute you're dating? Dad I'm a front of the manager. The manager of who? The dealership. Why did you take a card of the dealership? Because dad, the tires I'm telling tell you. Okay what's going on with the tire? Dad I don't know what happened, the tires, I'm telling tell you. Okay, what's going on with the tires? Dad, I don't know what happened, but the tires fell apart.

They literally came apart. You telling me the tires came apart? Yeah, dad, the tires came apart. Do you think that's something to do with the car accident that you were in? Where your bumpers are coming on? Dad, don't embarrass me. I'm trying to, like, back me up. Yo, we beefing up here. We beefing. The only thing you're going to be beefing about, son,

you're thinking you're going to be beef thing about son you're going to be be be be be whether or not you have a place to live if you don't pay for your own tires from now dead shit man like these are trying to tell me I'm lying and shit you're most definitely lying dad I gotta take this I gotta take this off speakerphone no no no let me talk to the manager I swear to God the dad I mean listen I'm obviously I'm telling a this off speakerphone. No, no, no, no, no, let me talk to the manager. I swear to God, the dad is, I mean, listen, obviously I'm telling a fish tale, right?

But the dad is like backing up the manager. He's like, son, if you stop with that streets raising shit, you wouldn't go through tigers so quickly. I told you to stop with that. Dad, I ain't street raceliner done that in months. Son, that's not true. You were doing it in our coldest act the other day, what's your kids on a bike? Dad, shoot. I'm too.

Dan. Don't shoot me, son. Shoot. I locked you out of the house again. That's awesome. You got to witness this. I witnessed this whole thing go down. Like, literally, he called his dad who apparently was an attorney, right? I don't know. But his dad had that exact voice like monotone. Like the fuck are you calling me about son, right? Yeah, and he said to his son. He said this is probably has something to do with that racing for doing, right? Yeah, and the manager was like, Yeah, why don't we just get you two new tires? So he ended up that slack job, you know, Whatever his name was he decided to take his business elsewhere. He was like, I ain't even dealing with you.

You call me a liar? That's some straight up shit. I take people to more povage for that shit. And I was like, oh my God, dude. You live in the nicest part of town. I'm sure of it because that's what your plate says. You live in the nicest part of town. Your dad's an attorney,

you're an attorney's an attorney, like everybody's an attorney, right? You're poor fucking. You're driving him or say it. But you're having a Mercedes. You're poor fucking father. All he's trying to do is get you out of the fucking house. And all you want to do is, you know, drop your, your, your girlfriend off at high school, right? When he said, I, all I do

is go from school back and forth, and his dad said, you don't go to school. I thought to myself, oh, it's gonna be funny. I wish I had recorded it. I wish I had recorded it. I wish I had recorded it. I love it. Well, did you get your time? I did, Bob, the entire expert. He knew what was going on.

Well, you know, sometimes as someone has a chip on their shoulder, if they're able to get their energy out on someone else, then they like swing the other direction. Do you know what I'm talking about? They're like, sir, how are you today? Hey, okay, man, what's going on with you? I'm like, oh, hey, man, my tire pressure's,

oh, no, don't worry about a man. She's like, let me fix that up. Full tank of gas. I'm gonna get you detail in your car. I'm gonna be problem. We want to take the courtesy car out. 2021's are out. Ah.

If that guy had not shown up, it would have been like, what's your problem? And it would be like, yeah, I, there's, I can't, there's something wrong with my tire pressure. Uh-huh, uh-huh. What'd you do to the car? Did you reset the tire pressure? I don't even know how to reset the tire pressure.

If you don't know how to reset the tire pressure, then how do you know something's wrong with the tire? Okay, Bob, just get in the fucking car and fix the tire. You don't have to, you don't have to, you don't have to prove to me how much more you know about tires than I do. I accept that, I accept that basis in this courtroom.

I'm okay with that. I lost it. Just tell me how much I need to pay and I'll be out of here. Because that's the kind of man that I am. That's right. You pay somebody. Oh my God, I do.

I just, I'm just, you know, listen. In my life, I've figured out a couple different things and one of the, a couple different things. One of them is no one likes this podcast. The other thing that I've figured out. The other thing that I figured out, the other thing that I figured out is that if you were not good at something, if you don't like to do something,

or if you find something stressful or frustrating to do, pay someone else to do it, because it's so much more worth it. If you can, if you can, if you can. That's worth it. Yes, and I can't afford to do everything. I can't afford to, you know, have people fold my clothes,

I wipe my ass and all that other stuff. But when it comes to carsh it cars, should I learn how to do it and then do it, probably, could I take the time to do it? Yes. Is it interesting to me? Not at all. Is it frustrating to me? For sure.

I'm not a mechanical guy, it's just not my thing. I have a brain that can work analytical, but I don't like the whole car thing. I'm not into it. So when it comes to cars, I'd rather someone take care of it now I have done enough car wheeling and dealing in my life to know when someone's trying to get one over on me So if I go up to a shop and someone is trying to get one over on me, I'm gonna figure that out However, I'd rather pay you to fix it in the long run. Just please do it for me

Tava Fio This is the truth. This is the truth. Yeah. I mean, it's like the IKEA furniture. They actually have people that specialize in putting together, putting together the furniture, but you pay them to do it so that you don't have to because it always comes with like a million parts. And it's really hard to put together in some of the most instances. So yeah.

Absolutely. I had a guy one time, I bought a house, or we had a house that we were gonna fix, and we're gonna flip. And it was kind of a starter home, so we decided to put IKEA kitchen in there, because Astrid designed the home, and she put like, and IKEA kitchen,

to save you about $10,000 if you can do it. But however, and IKEA kitchen, if you think IKEA furniture is hard to put together, put together an entire kitchen, with 30 cabinets and drawers and all this other stuff. So it was clear to us the second that we made the order. We're never gonna be able to do this ourselves.

So we found somebody online who specializes in putting the IKEA furniture together and even they couldn't put the cabinet together. It literally took them four weeks to figure out how to put this shit together and they've been doing this for like nine years. There's just so many pieces. It's incredible, the guys I got.

I've never seen this before. I've never seen this before. And everything is done with an Allen wrench, right? It's all with a special Allen wrench that you have to get from IKEA. And it's like, if you just use fucking screws like everybody else, you could use a nail gun or a screw gun or something.

But no, in every piece has to be put together. Why couldn't I, and I understand the premise, you lay everything flat and then you can ship it more efficiently, therefore saving money. I get it, I understand, but when a more complicated piece comes along, why can't you just put it together for me? I'm willing to pay the extra freight, and maybe there should be a not, maybe there should be

IKEA flat and IKEA vertical. I think so, yeah, like we're in two different stores, where you pay a little bit more, but you stay ship it to you, put together. Sure. I just put together a swing set from IKEA. I mean, it was like, I know that's why I was asking you,

is that from IKEA? It was not from IKEA, but it was from a company. We know one of these companies that puts a swing set together, but they ship at the exact same way they literally took three hundred and eighty seven thousand pieces of wood and put it in a box and sent it to my house and then gave me a fifty six page instruction manual i was going to say the instructions had to

have been unbelievable and so i have a brother a younger brother and he is super fucking handy this kid is handy he can figure it out, right? Anything mechanical, he'll figure it out. You know, he's just handy like that. He always has, but it's into it. So it was a gift from my dad and my stepmom. And then my little brother says, as an additional gift for the kids,

I'm gonna put it together for you because I understand that may not be what something you wanna do. And I said, I'll help, you just lead the charge because you know because I understand that may not be what something you wanna do. And I said, I'll help, you just lead the charge because whatever, I'll just follow what you have to do. We are out there for three fucking days in the sweltering heat. The nuts and bolts were literally,

I was literally dipping them in water and they were frying like just a cool them off so we could touch them. And they were like, and I was like, oh my God, it was so hot. And the thing like, and I was like, oh my God, it was so hot. And the thing was, you would read instruction number one and you would put it together. And then you would get to instruction number three. And if you didn't put piece of wood

from instruction number one to the left or to the right, instruction number three wouldn't work. What more can? So for like one full, about one and a half of the three days that we spent doing this hardly, it was just going back and redoing step one so we could go back to step three and get it right. We redid this fucking swing.

It's just a swing set. It's just two swings on a slide. That's all it is. But it was so complicated. And I think my brother would have bought him on my heart because I would have never done this on my own. I would have given up halfway through. I would have been like, you know what? Fuck it.

I'm gonna put a swing in a tree, and that's gonna be it. Your kids are gonna like it. That's it. That's it. But God bless my brother for being there. You know. That's really sweet of him.

It was really sweet of him. Well, he figures the kids need something to do while we're here, at least one of the kids, one of them's two days old, but the other one needs something to do since we're gonna be in this pandemic forever and ever and ever amen. And I'm going to explain why it's because people refuse to do the simple things that

we need to do in order to get past this fucking pandemic. I've read an article from a guy who's has more PhDs than, you know, then I have listeners on this show. And then you have on it from the internet. That's right. And then he has more real degrees than I do fake degrees. And that's saying a lot because I have a lot of fake degrees. According to my wife, I am full of useless knowledge that you will never use.

This guy says, listen, here's how we get over it. We all go inside for six weeks. That's it. Go inside for six weeks. Everyone stays. We pay everybody to stay home. We feed them. We make sure the supply chains are still open and running. It it's complicated, and we'll both have to figure it out.

It's gonna be a herculean task, but so was World War II, and we managed to get that one, one, two. We'll figure it out, we need to do it. That's the way you crush this thing. That's how everybody else has crushed it, right? Like all these other countries, it's Spain. Now they're doing their summer vacations now. And meanwhile, we're here, and no one's letting us go

anywhere outside the country, and you don't wanna be anywhere inside the country and you don't want to be anywhere inside the country because 15 out of every 100 people have the fucking virus. At least as a guy with a child, and this is not a political rant, I don't give a shit. I think the leadership has been horrible, but this is not a political rant. I'm just, I just wish that everybody would do what they need to do. Yes, say. PSA, yeah.

So now. We should all be together on this one. I don't see why. And I do think now most seems like most people are on board with the mask. Seems like everybody shut up about the masks. At least most people did, right? Except for the people that just went to Sturgeon. I was Sturgeon. I was just about to say this, hopefully.

Motherfucker, if Sturgeon is a bike rally, one of the two big ones. I think there's one down in Tampa or Daytona. It's like Mardel Beach, or Daytona. Yeah, Mardel Beach Daytona. And then there's one in Sturgis, which I think is the largest. Half a million people over two weeks show up. And it's going on right now. Last week was the beginning of it,

and they expect 250,000 people there. And there were pictures. And I didn't see a mask amongst the fucking crowd. I saw occasionally I saw a mask. And to give credit, occasionally didn't see a mask amongst the fucking crowd. I saw occasionally I saw a man to give credit. I occasionally I did see a mask, you know, and some people, women walking down the street, I have to say was mostly women that seemed like they were wearing their mask, but there aren't a lot of women at Sturgis anyway,

unless they're working behind the bar or stripping on a pole, right? And so, and God bless you, that's the way you make your money. I don't give a shit. And by the way, my brothers are biker. I have friends that are bikers, I love bikers. But what the fuck, guys, I thought you had more common sense than that. I thought we were in this together.

It seems like the bikers are the ones who show up when people are in trouble. You know, they do good things, right? They do bad things too, but so are other people. They do good things, these bikers, they seem to have a hard of gold. You know, they're big, rough, you know, tough, sometimes criminals, but they do good things.

They have like a moral code of some sort. and they all show up to sturdish, like a bunch of fucking Yahoo's without masks. And then you show up and you go to concerts where 10,000 of you were standing around right next to each other. This is how this shit spreads and you're gonna all go back to where you came from and it's gonna be spread all over the place. And by the way, standing around next to someone with the virus with no mask to see fucking smash mouth is not a good idea. Let me name the smash mouth hits. Some body ones told me the world is kind of lonely.

I'm not the sharpest tool in this shed. You got that right, whatever the fucking your name is from lead singer of Smash Mouth. Let me name the other hit they had. Oh yeah, they didn't have another hit. It's fucking Smash Mouth. I thought our biker gang would have better taste in music. Like, they're seeing Smash Mouth.

It's unbelievable. I think it's fully it could get to play. I happen to have a copy of the schedule right here, because I do my research. I'm an internet, I'm a podcast investigator. Let me tell you, they had like journey in a couple of like good bands that we're gonna play there, right?

I understand it's a different crowd and it might be a little bit older. Let me tell you who's playing at the, I think the Buffalo Chip, which is one of the two big bars there, right? And you pay like $350 and you get in for the whole weekend. Molly Hatchett, there's the slip and slide relay. There's the school daughter outfit contest.

There's Dick Pictionary, homemade Mancini. There's the world federation pickle licking championship that's going on. And that's all in between seeing Adelita's way. Did you ever heard of Adelita's way? No. No, neither of I. It's a fuck.

Okay. Smash mouth played Saturday and by the way, who the fuck cares about Smash mouth? Why are you taking risks with your life and everybody else to see fucking Smash mouth? They're a horrible band. The lead singer's got a bad attitude. No one cares.

They haven't had a, and if, and by the way, if you're a Smash mouth fan, I don't apologize. At all for saying that Smash Mouth is horrible, trash music. It was back then that it is now. This is probably the biggest concert they've played in a decade. Remember when they went to Chicago? They went to Chicago. And they were playing, like, you know, it wasn't even Chicago.

It was like, some place out Chicago, it's like the, you know, shipboy and pickle contest, whatever. Right. Yeah. They play in front of what I'm assuming maybe 2000 people and someone throws a piece of bread on the stage, a piece of bread. And then lead singer is like, I'm not going to play anymore. If you keep throwing shit at me I changed the world with my song The NBA season wouldn't be so good if it wasn't for her in the house It took me used to write up. I'm not gonna write it up, I'm not gonna write it up. No, no, no, no, no.

That was the good invitation. Listen, Greg Smash Mowder, whatever your fucking name is. No one gives a shit. And the fact that you played makes me even more incense because it's like you played to those people. You could have done what a lot of the other bands did about Sturgis and they said no, not gonna do it, not gonna encourage it, not gonna be part of it. Don't want to put myself or any other people in danger. Molly Hatchet showed up, you know what I

understand why Molly Hatchet showed up, because they haven't played a live show since 1972. You know who else showed up, uh, Houdley? Buck Cherry. You know who else showed up, oh, the Buck Cherry. Ooh. Ooh. Or they're gonna show up. I don't even know. But that's why we're not gonna get out of this,

is because we continue to do this stupid fucking shred it around. Yeah, I mean, come on. Like, I really expected more on my biker guys. I really did. I like them. I like them as a group. I've met a lot of them.

Like I said, my brother's one, I hang out with them, and it's just a disappointment all round. I, if you're gonna go party, keep six feet and wear a mask, right? And then show up, but there's 250,000 of them that are expected to come, and I'll tell you what, it's we're just not gonna get,

we're not gonna get through it like that. Oh Jesus. Oh God, oh Jesus. Tell them Kenny get through it like that. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Tell them, Kenny. Stop it right now. You're asking for the bars. Oh, man.

What are we going to do? How are we going to get through this, Holy? I don't know. It's going to be a test of the feed of strength, physically and mentally. We're going to keep doing our podcast. That helps me. Yeah, we'll keep doing our podcast. Hey, go and join the break room and we'll send you an extra out and we'll send you

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