The Commercial Break - Sexy Can I

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

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My days of pleasing men are over. You know, I've said how I used to sit in bars and learn how to drink because they wanted me to drink with them and all that. It's the end. I'm not going to do anything anymore for anybody. Except mother and the cats, of course. On this episode of The Commercial Break... Remember when people thought Adam Levine was sexy?

No. Yeah, now he's just a... kind of... Now he's pitching acne medication late night TV. I was never a big Adam Levine fan. I'll tell you when I liked Adam, when he was coming on the Stern show frequently, he seemed very like normal. He had the same problems I had,

even though he was fabulously rich and was dating every Victoria's supermodel ever and had so many tattoos. When I'm scared to get like a peace symbol on my butt, like, I'm just. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, guys and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley, trudging through

life one incredibly difficult day at a time. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Hearing from so many of you. Thank you, thank you, thank you for writing in. We know, we know we're here with you. We feel it. It's okay.

It's all gonna be okay. Yeah. Because Zach Brian and Chicken Fry, Chicken Fry Leg, at some point will get back, not Zach Brian, Zach Brian. I'm saying Zach Brian. Is it Zach Brian? It's not Zach Brian. Who Fry, that's Chicken Fry like, at some point we'll get back, not Zach Brian, Zach Brian, I'm saying Zach Brian. Is it Zach Brian? It's not Zach Brian, who am I saying? Do you know this story?

The Chicken Fried. The Chicken, do you know Chicken Fry? Yeah, that song. Brianna Chicken Fry and Zach Brian, that's right, it's Zach Brian. Yeah. I think it's Zach Brown is what I thought I said. Do you know Chicken Fry?

That song? No, that's by Zach Brown. Oh, right. I want a moment, Jake and Fry. Do you know Chicken Fry? That song? No. Oh. That's by Zac Brown. Oh, right. I want a mom chicken fry. Oh, very bright. I'm sitting on a Friday night. Man, it looks just fine.

I'll tell you, one time I saw that guy, like I was zipping around around that apartment that I used to have. Yeah, he's from there. And I would see that guy in his Jeep, like riding around on occasion. Yeah, no, he used to, he got a start here. Yeah, he did. He would play at a lot of the same bars that I would go to. He would play with some people that I knew,

like there's this guy named Francisco Vidal, who is, used to be at least, storied in the Atlanta bar scene for his cover tune-age. And then he would put together big bands, you know, for like big bars and play all night long and get the crowd riled up. A good cover band is fun sometimes. Absolutely. A good cover band is worth the money.

That's what I said when I used to work in the restaurant industry. We would have the, you know, the bars would be attached to the restaurants. And I would, every Friday, Saturday, sometimes Sundays, you would get a good band because they'd be worth the money. They keep people there drinking and doing drugs. And that's what you want. But there's this whole, there's this whole curve, including me, but there's this kerfuffle going on with Brianna Chicken Fry and Zach Bryant. And I don't know if you know, Zach Bryant is a country singer of some note. He's had a couple of hits and he started dating a girl that works for...

Let me check my notes here, kids. This is why I made notes, actually. Dave Portnoy. Sorry, I keep on forgetting that guy's name. You know Dave Portnoy from Barstool Sports? The guy who heads up Barstool? Yeah, I think so. He's incredibly popular. He's a divisive figure,

whether you like him or don't like him. I think that's besides the point. But he has a podcast with this girl, Brianna Chickenfry, who used to be kind of an influencer. She went to like, I think she went to Yale or something like that. And she, or no, she was going to be a med, she was a med student, pre-med student,

and she made these viral videos about her going out at night, getting drunk, and then the hangovers that would happen. A couple of these videos went viral. One time she said, I think my leg looks like a chicken french fry from Burger King. And so her name stuck Brianna Chicken Fry. Oh, okay. Thanks for the backstory. So she starts dating this singer named Zach Brian. Zach Brian, a country singer getting famous. There's this big kerfuffle now because they were a couple, then they were living together, then all of the sudden Zach Brian breaks up with her via social media.

He decides that the best place to announce this is on social media, according to Brianna. Now this is her side of the story, right? Then she starts talking about how he was like emotionally abusive to her. And she goes into this long diatribe on one of these podcasts that I watch on Barstool Sports, she goes into this long diatribe about some of the emotional abuse was she went to the, uh, not the Emmys, but what are the, um, the golden globes, she goes to the golden globe. She's wearing a dress.

That dress has some cleavage she's showing her boobs, but it's not anything, something that any other woman wouldn't wear to accentuate the best parts of dress. That dress has some cleavage she's showing her boobs, but it's not anything, something that any other woman wouldn't wear to accentuate the best parts of you. It's like not, it's, she's not Kanye's girlfriend. You know what I'm saying? Bianca, sorry, is he just walking around naked with a sheer piece of clothing on. And I guess that's okay too, as long as it's in the right place. Like you're appropriate, not at the cheesecake fucking factory. Right? But okay, so Bianca's wearing this, you know, beautiful dress.

In my opinion, beautiful dress. And Zach starts, he unfollows her on social media, tells her that kind of like, yeah, you're a whore for wearing that. Like I don't date people who do that kind of stuff. This is all going on behind the scenes. And so what was supposed to be a fun night for Brianna Chickenfry, who was like an influencer who got on one of the more popular podcasts in the world, and then gets some fame, she gets invited to the Golden Globes. She goes and then her night is ruined because once she starts posting pictures, Zach Brian

unfriends her, unfollows her, and tells her basically, you know, you're acting slutty, which is a completely inappropriate reaction to anybody wearing whatever they want, but a beautiful woman wearing a beautiful dress, and who fucking cares if she's got some cleavage? That's, isn't that kind of what it's all, like, you got it, show it, like, you know, why not? You shouldn't be embarrassed of anything. You should absolutely want to wear a dress that fits nicely and looks great. Yeah, and I mean, showing some cleavage is nothing.

You're at the fucking Golden Globes. Look around you. Everybody's wearing cleavage. Let me say too, so were they together when she left to go to the Golden Globes? Yes. This is during the relationship. Okay. They didn't go together though. No, they did not go together. Okay. So she starts posting her getting ready, the pictures of the dress. Listen, I mean, I'm not here to judge anybody else's clothing. Show your tits if you want

to show your tits. If I could show my balls, I don't think anybody would want to see them. But if I could show my balls, if that was appropriate to the place I was going, why not? Eccentuate your balls. Yes, accentuate my nuts. Lift them up a little bit. Make them feel great. Put them out, smooth skin and all. You know what I'm saying? If they weren't some wrinkly old white man nuts, then I'd put them out there for the world to see. But that's not my point.

My point is you shouldn't be shaming somebody, slut shaming somebody because of what they're wearing. That is a certain type of emotional abuse. It's subtle, maybe not so subtle. It's cunning, it's cutting, it's like a death by a thousand paper cuts when you say stuff like that and unfollow your own girlfriend because she's going to have fucking golden globes. Yeah. Shitty thing to do.

I think so too. Okay. So then a couple of months ago, Zach writes this post and he just basically states that he's now single, that he's going to take time to, it's been a tough year, I'm going to take time to myself, blah, blah, blah. Brianna claims she didn't know any of this until she woke up to read the post, right? So now they've broken up. He has done this publicly on a social media platform.

She has no idea. She wakes up in the morning to find out like everybody else did that Zach is now single. But were they still living together? Don't ask me. Did they wake up next to each other and then she left for work? Don't know. Yeah, don't know. I don't know. I don't get that detail.

But I can't imagine that would be pretty weird is if you wake up and there's like a note on social media, leave my house. Don't forget to feed the cat. You know what I'm saying? Kind of weird. Yes. So Chicken Fry goes on to the Portnoy Show, starts talking about kind of these little shitty things that Zach has done.

But then that's not the end of the story. And by the way, this story has taken the internet by fucking storm. It's all over the place. Chicken Fry then starts getting, finding like other social media posts, some girl, friend of a, listen to this. Some girl goes to college. I think this is in Nashville. Some girl goes to college. Her sister's best friend took a picture. That picture shows Zach Brian laying

in a bed in Nashville and there is a woman next to him, or like a leg of a woman next to him, not even the like, the picture of the leg. This is my best friend's sister's friend. Posted on social media and through the, you know, detective of Reddit or whatever figures out that Zach was with Chicken Fry when this picture was taken. So now essentially Zach is a cheater. He's out there, you know, dating other people. Then someone finds a profile on Raya, that fucking website where you have to be famous

or have a certain amount of followers in order to join the dating website. He finds, they find a profile on Raya that's been active almost the entire time that Chicken Fry and Zach have been together. But I wouldn't even be talking about this if it wasn't, because this is just another relationship drama that the tabloids love. even be talking about this if it wasn't because this is just another like relationship. If

it wasn't for the most recent like, you know, drama drop. And here's the drama drop. I just made that word up. That's kind of a cool. The most recent drama drop is this. She, Brianna claims that she turned down a $12 million NDA that Zach wanted her to sign not to talk about the relationship. $12 million. Now, shitty thing to unfollow your girlfriend, shittier thing to find out that your boyfriend is spending the night at some college girl's house in Nashville when you're at the house feeding the cats, $12 million is a lot of fucking scratch. For a young lady who's podcasting and being an influencer, I don't know what kind of money

she makes, but I'm in the podcast universe. Let me tell you right now, to get to $12 million to be a co-host of any podcast is a whole shitload of work. Oh, yeah. It's not easy to do that. I know the numbers. They don't work out usually in anybody's favor, including ours. $12 million is a lot of fucking scratch for a young person, to any person, to have.

$12 million. So he was offering her $12 million not to talk about the relationship. Yes. Shut up and I'll give you $12 million. Sign this NDA and I'll give you $12 million. That's it. And apparently there are other girls who have received similar offers from Zach, right? That shut up about our relationship and I'll give you a certain amount of money.

First of all, I didn't know Zach Bryan was $12 million expendable kind of famous. Well, I was going to say, yeah, that's a lot. Second of all, 12 fucking million dollars. Now, I don't want to diminish anything that chicken fry has gone through, that Brianna has gone through. When you feel emotionally abused, you feel emotionally abused.

And I'm super, I'd say proud of her, but I don't know her. It's hard to be proud of some, like a papa's proud of it, like a daughter or a child or something like that. But I'm glad she's talking about it. I'm glad she's normalizing these kind of emotional abusive tactics that some people use in relationships. But at the same time, $12 million, that's a lot of fucking

scratch. That's a lot of fucking scratch. What do you do? What would you do? I, you know, well, I don't know. That's a, it's a personal situation. So I guess if she's very financially secure and wanted to get her, you know, her voice heard out there, okay. But yes, that's a lot of money to turn out. She had to think about it. Yeah. I've been in an emotionally abusive relationship and I've talked about it a lot, right? On the sly. I've never said any names or anything like that, but you know who I'm talking about. And that almost literally took the last breath of life out of me. That relationship, I would take the $12 million. I would take the $12 million and never say another word about it. But I mean, even, I mean, I guess when you're at

that level of fame, you have to be careful, but you could probably still talk to your mom about it, right? Mom's not going to go tell anybody. Mom's not going to sell the story to tabloids. And who knows? Maybe Brianna is getting so much attention because of this, someone or her have figured out that that money will come in one way or the other. Like, you'll get that $12 million. Keep being honest about this whole situation. But wow, that's a lot of scratch to, that's a lot of scratch for kind of, you know, for a dipshit to drop on keeping somebody quiet.

And that's a lot of scratch to turn down. It really is. Well, I mean, what is the most explosive thing too? Is it- So far, the whole thing about the Golden Globes is like the most that I have been able to dig up, but this is a drama drop a day kind of situation. I've been watching it for like two months is when I first saw the whole like it was either a picture like a short video clip of

Zack getting up in the morning and then someone's leg or like a half a boob or something like that. It wasn't even particularly clear what was going on. But then I was like, well, who the fuck is Chicken Fry? And why do we care? Like, who cares? Okay, another I Did You Wrong song, you know what I'm saying? Like, okay, another dude, another famous young man

out there doing what famous young men sometimes and young women sometimes do. I don't even have to be famous. No, shit! Fuck, I know a lot of guys who just couldn't keep it in their pants ever for any reason, for anyone. And I know a lot of women that were that way too, by the way. I do know a lot of women. I know I was friends for a long time with a woman who never once in my entire time with her did I know her to be in any kind of committed relationship. And

she just said, and she was a lovely person, like she would have made a lovely girlfriend. She would have just been the best wife ever, but she was a girl boss, like a girl girl boss, like really well, very successful. Yes. And she, I always was like, why don't you settle down with that handsome young man that you're taking to these wonderful events and going out to the bar? And she said, because I can't keep it in my pants. That was just it. She's like, I can't, I can't keep it in my pants. At least she's honest.

She was, always. I want the freedom to have sex with whomever I want to or go home and do whatever I want to whenever I want to. And I don't want to have to answer to anybody. There you go. I respect that more than hiding it. Yeah, I mean, being on Raya, I mean, honestly, you're on Raya? You're on Raya and you don't expect that anybody's gonna figure it out? You might as well be on fucking Tinder, because in Tinder, you can kind of, you know,

there's hundreds of millions of people on Tinder. You can kind of like be in a sea of human beings and no one ever finds out. But when you're on Raya, it's made for famous people and other influencers and they verify that. Like, there's no hiding. You could be Bob and put a picture of like a dog on your Tinder cover, right?

And then just put a few obscure pictures of your face. Love country music. Sometimes in Nashville, hang out at cool bars, just put like general descriptive information about you. And then you could get, you could catfish people because when Zach Brian shows up, cool, dude. First of all, second of all, how do you just show up on a date where everybody else knows that you're dating somebody? And how do you explain that to people? Like, eh, you know, could you just keep this one quiet? Can you suck my dick and just keep it quiet?

Would that be okay? How do you do that? Wow. Well, maybe some people didn't care. Some people are really fucking entitled, you know? But there's that. There is the fact that we, there's not too much conversation that I've seen from Zack Bryan's camp.

It could very well be that we're just hearing one side of the story. Zack may come out and say, this is all misinterpreted. But everybody always says it's, you know, all the guys always say it's misinterpreted, P Diddy says it's misinterpreted. Yeah. P Diddy. Oh my God, Chrissy, I saw a video. It was really unnerving actually.

Well, first of all, there's a lot of unnerving. If you go back and you watch a lot of Diddy on like Ellen or, I know, or wherever he is, and he says certain things and they take on a whole different way. They do. I've seen some of that too. He, I think, has a guilty conscience. He knows what he's up to and it slides out the side of his mouth where no one else knows what he's talking about.

But if you were in like, if you know, you know, I K N Y D K N Y, if you know, you know, kind of thing. This is video where someone's taking a... I don't even think he has a guilty conscience about it. I think he like was getting away with something and was being smug about it. Yeah. But I mean, you know, sometimes when you're maybe not a guilty conscience, I don't know. I don't know what's in his brain. It doesn't sound like he felt bad about much, right? Yeah. But you know, sometimes when you do something wrong and you're feeling, it's like it's heavy on your

head or heavy on your chest. Yeah, but this is like 20 years of doing wrong things. Yeah. Hey, listen, there have been, I'm just saying when you look at it and he's like telling Justin Bieber, like Justin knows not to say anything about what goes on at a Diddy party, right? Or Justin and I just spent three nights in a row together. He knows I treat him well, but he can't talk about it, you know? And people are really speculating, a lot of people are speculating. Oh, there's got to be so much. That Justin Bieber was like a target of some of this sexual abuse, who knows, right? But

this video that I watched, it was Diddy like on a balcony of his home, a home, and he's like, he's announcing with a microphone, announcing to a crowd of people outside that in 15 minutes, anyone under the age of 18 has to be gone. If child services comes and arrests anybody because of what happens after, from 15 minutes from now, that's on you. That's on you.

So get your kids out of here. Get the kids out of here. 15 minutes. Am I making myself clear? And it's like, whoa, that's, I've never, I've been to a lot of parties. I've never been to a party where they're threatening to call defects on you because you didn't take your kids

out of the party. And I have been to parties in the woods where some really weird shit went on and there were children, like people would bring their children to these events. Now, usually when the sun fell, it was like kind of like vampire time. You like hide the kids, hide your wife kind of thing. But still it was a weird announcement to make and it really gave me chills up my spine. I was like, oh, Diddy, you are, you're... Yeah, I don't think we've even scratched the surface on everything that's gonna come out with that. No, it's like the creep apocalypse.

Creepocalypse with that guy, man. Time will tell. And when people start taking, oh, and the other thing that I read, just to put a cap on this old Diddy thing, because I'm keeping up with it a little bit, is that there are celebrity, celebrities that are out there with

their attorneys trying to pay, suppose victims, right? Or they're trying to pay victims ahead of any kind of court proceedings to not say their name, right? And this even has to, this has even gone so far according to the, like these newspapers that I read, that some attorneys are approaching people who have not even come out of the woodwork yet. They're not claiming anything. But the celebrities are so scared to get mixed up in any of these shenanigans that they are preempting it by willing to drop cash. I would be fascinated to learn who these are.

I know. I can't wait to see. Leonardo DiCaprio, Oprah, who's that? Oprah was with Diddy at a few of these, I mean, I don't think Oprah was involved. I don't think Oprah was all baby oiled up, sliding around the basement with Diddy. I don't think so either. But you never know. Well, I mean, a lot of people went to those parties for sure that weren't involved. That doesn. But you never know. Well, I mean, a lot of people went to those parties, for sure, that weren't involved. That doesn't mean you're guilty.

No, in the things that were happening in back rooms. Yeah, I was listening to Stern talk about how he was invited to a Diddy party one time. And Stern, for some reason, every time someone came in that he knew was associated with Diddy, Dody, Diddy, he kept poking at them to give him information about like what happens, but he went to a Ditty party, but he said he kind of got cordoned off in a certain area and

they wouldn't let him to other places in the house. He was like, literally security guards would not let Howard fucking Stern walk around the house. Well, maybe we know now why. Exactly. Good reason. And Howard has a big mouth. Well, he has a platform. Yeah, that's right. And he's a loudmouth. He doesn't keep anything a secret. So just like here at the commercial, don't tell me any secrets because I'll be on the next day talking about it. All right, let's take a break. We'll be back.

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The faster money and data move, the further your business can go to a seamless digital future for Canadians. Let's go faster forward together. In Life, Interact. PPL's sexiest man alive has been announced and it is John Krasinski. Oh yeah. I didn't see that. Of Office fame. Recently in the reboots of the, not Patriot Games, but the other one.

Oh right, Jack Reacher? No. Jack Ryan. Jack Ryan. Right. The reboot of the, not Patriot Games, but the other one. Oh, right. Jack Reacher? No, Jack Ryan. Jack Ryan, right. Who I think was in Patriot Games. Like I think he was a character in Patriot Games.

Anyway. He was also in those scary movies, The Quiet Place. He was in the, and he directed those movies too, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, and that's his wife. Yeah, and he directed a movie called If Imaginary Friends, If, with Ryan Reynolds, and the kids loved that movie. And actually, it's not as

great as I thought it might be. Like, I had high hopes for that one. It wasn't as heart-tugging as I thought it might be, but the kids loved to watch it around the house. And it's not a terrible movie. I mean, you can watch it. It's not terrible. It's a ringing endorsement. You can watch it. It's not terrible. I'm just telling you, as an adult, it's not my favorite kids movie. Okay. But, you know, go ahead, watch it, I'll send it to you. I'll videotape it with my phone.

I'm kidding. Yeah, put it on YouTube. That's right. I got a screener. I'll send it to you. But John, while he is certainly in the lexicon of the American brain, and he has become quite the superstar, the office and all these other things we're talking about. Is he the sexiest man alive?

Maybe I don't understand how the female anatomy works, and I don't actually. Let me rephrase that sentence. I don't understand how the female anatomy works. But why John Krasinski? I mean, he's sexy. He's a sexy guy. What? I don't know. I mean, those are so, what's the word? PR driven. Yeah. And subjective. Of course. You know? Yeah, of course. So I mean, I guess I don't even know the determining factor. Like what is the qualifications? You're Your PR agent, that's a qualification.

You're really like, I mean, you must be hounding the people at People to get on that short list. And then you must be absolutely campaigning them hard to get your client. And I wonder who votes. Your PR agent, I guess, I'm not sure. Or maybe there is some kind of voting that goes on at People. I don't know. I don't pay attention to People magazine, but I do every year see

the sexiest man alive and all that, right? It just seems to me that like pure sex appeal, I wouldn't give it to John Krasinski. Like I've seen him in a lot of stuff. And even in that Jack Ryan, he still manages to be very non-threatening to my manhood. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't look at him and go, holy shit, if Astrid catches this one, she's gonna, I won't find her for two days. She's gonna be in bed. Yeah, like Jason Momoa, something like that.

Yeah, or that guy from Fifty Shades of Grey, whatever his name is. Even though that's the dumbest fucking movie in the history of the world, and he acts so cardboard in that movie, I get it. I get why women like him. Or that guy who was in, was that the motorcycle gang, you know, on FX, the motorcycle gang show? Do you remember that one? I don't know.

Whatever. We're so bad at that one. It came and it went. Yeah. The motorcycle gang one. No, that that one? I don't know. Whatever. It came and it went. Yeah, the motorcycle gang one. No, that was on for quite a few seasons. People loved that show. FX motor. Once you say it. I'm gonna. Cycle drama.

Sons of Anarchy. That's what it was. Sons of Anarchy. That was a good show. Yeah, it was a good show. So Charlie Hunnam, who was the lead actor in that, I saw that guy and I was like, thank God that I do not live anywhere near that guy. Because if I did, he would just suck up all the, you know, just suck up all the available ladies. I mean, he's super handsome. That dude I mean, he's super handsome. That dude is like, he's very hot. And I get that as a man, I can understand that he's

got a certain je ne sais quoi. Even Guru BG can't, you know, whittle my way into that. It does. And I can't wait to watch it. So it just befuddled me that John Krasinski was like the sexiest man alive. Again, it's probably PR driven. There's probably a lot of campaigning behind the scenes that goes on. There's no doubt he's a very famous person. But like, isn't like Ryan Reynolds and, you know... Wasn't he that one year too? He was. I can get that. I understand that. Ryan Reynolds is a handsome dude. Who's the other guy? Who's the other Ryan?

You know who I'm talking about. I don't know. Oh my God, I'm having like a total... I know. Since I got the surgery, I'm feeling so much better and I think I'm so much better at recalling things. I can like literally feel my brain being clear. Like fog lifted.

Yeah, but sometimes it still gets stuck. Not Ryan Felipe, though whatever happened to Ryan Gosling? Ryan Gosling. Oh my God. What ever happened to Ryan Felipe, though whatever happened to Ryan, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Gosling. Whatever happened to Ryan Felipe? What happened to him? Why didn't he turn out to be like one of the world's biggest stars? Was he too smarmy for everybody?

Was that it? Was he just a little bit too smarmy for everybody? I'm just, I'm- Now I can't remember. I can. I remember like two movies that he was in. Both times he played like, you know, rich white kid, you know, gone wrong kind of thing. And I just felt like maybe he got stereotyped into that.

And he also had that weird New England accent that made him sound better than everybody. You know what I'm saying? I think that's something to do with that. Who is he married to? Because I think they're still married. Wasn't it? Was it Reese Witherspoon? Well, that's what I wanted to say.

But was it? Or were they just in that movie together? Is this a whole show about us Googling stuff? I, that's what I wanted to say, but was it? Or were they just in that movie together? It's just a whole show about us Googling stuff. I think that's what this has become, a show about old people Googling stuff. We should call it the Google break. Oh, that is him. That doesn't look like how I remembered him though. That's not how, holy shit.

50. Ryan... Okay, that old. Ryan Felipe looks like, I don't know, an old version of George Michael. What happened to him? Clad in leather. He was married to Reese Witherspoon. He was, and they broke up, didn't they? Yeah, they divorced. They've got three kids together. Well, I think, you know, I don't know. I don't know what happened. Listen... Cruel intentions.

Cruel intentions. Cruel intentions. That was the one where I remember him being really Swarmian. But I do, you know, Reese Witherspoon is a hot fucking catch. Oh, gosh. She's a beautiful woman. Damn good girl boss production and directing and editing and writing and all that other stuff.

And she's just been, she's had so, like hit after hit after hit, it's hard to knock Reese Witherspoon. So you gotta be a real dumb dumb to lose that one. I mean, but I don't know. I don't know Ryan at all. And, you know, maybe he's a great guy, but he was the sexiest man. Let's look at the, let's look at the last 20 sexiest men alive people magazine.

Let's see. I feel like Patrick Dempsey was in there at one point. He had to be. Oh, all 36 people who have been named. You ready? 2024 John Krasinski. Okay. Patrick Dempsey.

Yeah. 2023. Who's extraordinarily handsome. Yeah. Even at his advanced age. Exactly. He's like what, 54, 55? Chris Evans, 2022.

Paul Rudd. Okay, so, you know, there's some precedent for not so sexy men, giving the name the sexiest man alive. I remember that year, we were like, why? Okay, Michael B. Jordan, super handsome man. John Legend, okay, all right. Yeah.

Idris Elba, a very handsome older gentleman. Blake Shelton. Somewhere in between John Krasinski and Patrick Dempsey is Blake Shelton. Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Not my cup of tea, but you know, I'm not having sex with him, so there you go. David Beckham in 2015, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Chris Hemsworth, of course. Adam

Levine. Remember when people thought Adam Levine was sexy? Now he's just a kind of, now he's pitching acne medication, late night TV. I was never a big Adam Levine fan. I'll tell you when I liked Adam, when he was coming on the Stern show frequently, they became friends. And there was something about him that I thought was accessible. He seemed very normal. He had the same problems I had, even though he was fabulously rich and was dating every Victoria Supermodel ever and had so many tattoos. When I'm scared to get a peace symbol on my butt, I'm scared to get like a peace symbol on my butt. I mean, honestly. A peace symbol on your butt.

Yeah, but I mean, I don't know. I think Maroon 5 could put together a reunion tour at like Ha Ha's in New England or something like that. They'd be playing the same rooms we were playing. Well, we were playing, we should have been playing. 2012 Channing Tatum. All right Channing, I'll give it up to Bradley Cooper in 2011, of course Bradley Cooper. Ryan Reynolds, 2010. Think we can all agree Ryan's a handsome man. Johnny Depp in 2009.

Yeah, like at the height of his powers before he became just like a weird rendition of every character he's ever played. He became- He did, he melted into all of them. He's like part Marlon Brando, part wax figure, part Madonna moving in and out of those accents at any moment, you know what I'm saying?

Edward Scissorhands. Pirates of the Caribbean. Of course. 2008, Hugh Jackman. Now there's a guy, I really like Hugh Jackman. I really do. I don't know why. Oh, I do too.

I saw that movie that fucking, the greatest showman, and I couldn't stop singing those goddamn songs for two years. It's like, oh, by the way, it's like one thing my father-in-law and I actually have in common, cause there's not much, except that we love each other, but him and I can agree. The Greatest Showman is a great soundtrack, just to let you know. Okay.

Matt Damon in 2007, of course. George Clooney gets his due in 2006. Oh, well, of course. Yeah, I mean, Matthew McConaughey, 2005. Jude Law. I like Jude Law. You know, I have a renewed appreciation for Jude Law after I watched The Young Pope. The Young Pope is one of the best television shows ever made, I'm sure of it, go watch it. I need to watch that. You need to watch it. It's so fantastic. He's so good. 2003, Johnny Depp again.

Oh, Johnny again. Well, Johnny's a special kind of good looking, you know what I'm saying? At least before... And the different looks. Yeah. There. He looks grungy in this one and he looked more clean cut in the next one. And then he starts getting that weird shine on his face.

Like he's an actual cigarette is what he looks like. It's kind of cool. Yeah. The non-filtered guy. Ben Affleck in 2002. Okay. Okay. Pierce Bronson.

Oh yeah. Okay. We can understand that. Brad Pitt in 2000. Wow. Did that one, it started? They started it with Brad Pitt? I think, no, it goes back a number of years from that,

but Brad Pitt, let's all stop and admire the Peachtree dish and the chemists who brewed up the world's most attractive human being in Brad Pitt. Yeah, I mean, that guy even gives me a boner. Brad Pitt in his younger eight years, and even now he is just lovely. Oh God, I know. Back then Thelma and Louise was when he had his breakout

and every woman in the world was like, who is that? Yeah, I mean, but then you can even fast forward to like, Oh, no, everything. You know, now, Inglourious Basterds and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Those movies, he is so, you wanna hate a guy like that when he comes on the scene because it was just like that guy from Twisters.

You wanna hate a guy like that because you're gonna go, he has no ability whatsoever. All the casting directors just wanna fuck him. That's it, that's all the, he's a piece of eye candy, that's it. Just like that guy in Fifty Shades of Grey, only he made a movie, an Irish movie that I really liked and he was really good in it. You want to dislike him because you think that he's qualified in no other area except for lovely on your eyes. And I guess when you're

making a movie, that's part of what you're looking for, right? But it turns out Brad Pitt is one of the great actors of our fucking time. He's really good at what he does. But if I have to knock Brad on one thing, if I take him down a peg, a place where I beat him in almost every category is smelling good, because apparently Brad Pitt does not shower for weeks at a time. It's like, that's how he keeps that lovely glow in his skin. I take two hours worth of showers a day, so that's why. Just strip your skin. Yes, I strip my skin. I burn it in the hot, hot shower every day. Richard Gere in 1999.

Yes. Classic. Back then. He did not put a gerbil up his ass. No. For anybody that still thinks that is true, it was a squirrel. 1998.

They only get the facts here, kids. 1998, Harrison Ford. Oh yeah. He was like 50 when he got his first role and he still looked good until about two years ago. Yeah. I mean, I think he's still making movies. I think he said he's going to make another one. Is he going to make another one of those fucking Star Wars movies?

Oh no, he died in the Star Wars movies. George Clooney again in 1997. Denzel makes it in 1997. There is something about Denzel. I'm going to tell you a story real quick while we're on this. Actually, let me save the Denzel story for the next segment. Remind me to get back to the Denzel story. Brad Pitt in 1995. Okay, again, yeah. Well, if you're going to put whoever twice, you got to put Brad Pitt twice. And retroactively, they named 1994's Sexiest Man Alive.

He got this award in 2015. Thanks people, Keanu Reeves. And then in 1993, the sexiest couple alive was Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford. 1992 is Nick Nolte? Oh. Isn't he like, is that like what, drunk uncle sexy? Like I don't trust him with my daughters in the same room. That was before, had to be before the picture, the jail picture.

Yeah, certainly before the jail picture. Yeah, Nick Nolte is a special kind of person. Well, I wonder if that was like the Prince of Tides year. Yes, I think it's 1992. Yeah. Yeah, 1991 is Patrick Sueze. Oh, Patrick. And I mean, who doesn't love that big mop of hair?

Look at that hair on the right. I know, I loved Patrick. How does one human being get that much hair? That looks like an unnatural amount of hair to have coming off of one head. It might have been. It might have been, you never know. 1990 is Tom Cruise. Oh, of course.

Of course, you gotta name Tom Cruise. That's before he started jumping on couches telling Matt whatever, Lauer, that he was, you don't know, Matt. You don't know. 1989 is Sean Connery, who was, yeah. Love some Sean Connery. Yeah, love Sean Connery. I don't know if he's like the, like, as far as I'm concerned, like the sexiest looking

man alive, but something about that accent. Oh, Bond, him in Bond, yeah. He was a good looking guy in Bond. But I think it's the accent that does it. The accent definitely adds. Yeah, that drops my pants. If we're having dinner and he starts talking to me. It's a boxer dropper?

Yeah, boxer dropper. Or a brief dropper, I mean, whatever you're into. Not a nut hammock, not like that guy from Love is Blind, it was wearing a high-waisted thong. So weird. I mean, whatever you're into, it's kind of weird. 1988 is John F. Kennedy Jr. Okay, yeah. 1987 is Harry Hamlin. Now we're getting into the people I don't even remember. 1986 is

Mark Harmon. Okay, Mark Harmon. He's still around. Didn't he just wrap up like 3,800 years on CSI every city in the United States? I don't know, but I just, I mentioned this to Jeff the other night because there was a commercial for NCIS. I'm like, how many? How many? How long? How many? There's four versions of it right now. And the first one's been going on for like 10 years. But I think he was in CSI something, which is different than NCIS, which is different than Law and Order, which is different than Law and More Order. I don't know. Law and Disorder. I don't know. That guy Dick Wolf keeps on making every drama under the sun.

Law and Disorder. That 50 to 75 year old people who are still watching network television just love it. They eat it up. They really do. They eat it up. Mark Harmon, he was not in many things. I mean, he's been in a number of things, but he was insane elsewhere, moonlighting, but

I think his best turn that I've ever seen him in was not, and it's not driving school, was it summer school? Wasn't he in summer? He was in summer school, that's right. I think his best turn in my opinion is at the three or four episodes he did on the West Wing. He was so good in that show, so good in that show. Mel Gibson is 1985.

That's before he- Right, that's definitely before. That's before he started screaming racist things at his own wife on a telephone. Yeah. But now it's even, you know. And did he drive off a cliff or something drunk? Oh, that was Tiger Woods.

No, I think you're right. I think he did have an accident. Oh, no, that was David Hasselhoff that was eating cheeseburgers while his daughter was filming him. Whatever happened to David? Is he like just living in- He's laying low. He's laying low, probably somewhere in Germany. In Germany, I was going to say. He's huge there. They just love him there. They love, it's like France and who's that comedian that did the Jerry Lewis?

France, Jerry Lewis is a national icon in France. And why? I cannot understand. They love him. They love him. All right, let's take a break and I'll tell you about Denzel, we'll be back. Have you been missing something from your life?

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a flash in the pan. On Friday and Saturday nights, it could, it might be filled with wannabes and people and whatever. And it's like a Wednesday night, Wednesday or Thursday night. And I'm there doing whatever, probably asking for the money to vote. Anyway, I'm there. I'm there, they're filling me with free drinks and the hopes that I go away. And it's like, I don't know, 10, 11 o'clock at night. And all of a sudden, like the secret fucking service, not kidding you, came in the door.

And there were, it was like four guys all dressed in black, big guys, you know, talking to the bartender, talking to the managers, pulling aside the general manager. And I was like, oh, what's going on? And then some of the bar got emptied. Like half the bar got pushed off to the side. It wasn't a lot of people in there. Maybe there was like 30 or 40 people in there, including myself. And there was like this area, they had two bars, one the main bar and then like this, like not private bar, but a bar off to the side that

they could rope off and make it VIP, I guess. And all of the sudden, two huge SUVs, tinted windows the whole nine yards pulls up and out of the door comes Denzel Washington. You saw him in person. In person. The guy was big. He was a big guy. Like he was bigger than I expected him to be. I don't mean fat. I mean like a big human being.

He was a big human being in person. So I think when you see him on screen, I don't think you realize what like a presence that he has. And then he sat in the corner of the bar talking to another person. And I had just a few minutes of interaction with Denzel Washington. He is just like he is in the movies. I can imagine. He's like a dad and an FBI agent at the same time that at any moment he could use the skills

he has to break your neck in half. You know what I'm saying? Yes, and the smooth talker. And he's so smooth talking and he's got that low voice. And I didn't really know what to say to Denzel Washington, except I love your movies. I think you're a great actor, blah, blah, blah. And he started talking. There was a third person involved in the conversation, which was a guy that was with him. And then that guy started up another conversation based on a comment that I made. And so like this conversation was going on for like two, three

minutes. I did not involve myself much in the conversation because I was just, like, staring at Denzel Washington. But that voice in real life is, like, cuts you. It's like, it's like a knife melting button. There's something about Denzel's presence that is really Denzel's presence that is really energetically amazing. And so, when I see Denzel now, let's wrap it back into the Diddy story. When I see Denzel now, some people have put out some video clips of Denzel saying, the devil's going to come to get you and make sure you leave the party before the devil comes to get you, right? Really? He's saying things like this. And in some of these clips, like in different places,

talks that he's giving, like private speeches, you can tell he's been paid by somebody to give a speech, he's talking to a moderator or something, he's been saying all this. And I think to myself, is Denzel essentially the character he's always playing on these movies, like that private security guard that's certainly gonna save us all from hell with his smooth voice and his skills to kill anybody at any time for any reason. I trust him. I do trust him. I think he's like he is in that, what's that movie? The one, Man on Fire?

Ever seen Man on Fire? The one where he's like being the security guard for that family down in Mexico City and then the girl gets kidnapped and he's running around Mexico City trying to find her. He's so slick and so smooth. And you feel like when he's talking, certain hell is gonna be rained upon you. Do you know?

And that's how I felt right there. I felt way out. Thank you for sharing that. It was like I was a lightweight in a heavyweight boxing match. Just like Jake Paul and Mike Tyson. Follow up sharing that. It was like I was a lightweight in a heavyweight boxing match, just like Jake Paul and Mike Tyson. Hey, follow up to that.

I have been watching the show. I did too. I did too. I gave it a second chance. I'm just like the second episode in. I don't even know how many episodes there are total, but- There's three, I think. Okay.

But I've got renewed interest now. I found myself watching the first, I found myself watching like two minutes of the first one and I had to turn it off. When Ice-T was talking about, you know, who knows what brings these men together for a button. He's talking about, I don't know, like some pivotal moment in, you know, man's history. I don't know. It just sounded so fucking overblown and dramatic to me. And I was like, really, you're going to make this like that? It's not just a sporting event and exhibition event we're all interested in. But I got past it, you told me to move past it, I got past it, I turned it back on last night and I watched the first episode.

And I do have to say, there is something super intriguing about Mike Tyson, super intriguing. Oh, God. Yeah. He is, for all we think about Mike Tyson, like as kind of like a dumb heavyweight boxer, he's really not. No, no. He's really not. There's a lot to that. There's a lot of wisdom in the, and his eyes are black as night. Did you notice that? He's got like big eyes that are just black. It's so intimidating.

You will not want to be a person on the other side of that fight whatsoever. Yeah. I was very interested in the fact that that Jake Paul got the idea to fight him while taking ayahuasca. I have taken ayahuasca and I got to be honest, I don't know which version of ayahuasca he was taking, that he even had a coherent thought, like where Mike Tyson appeared. I don't know about Jake, but I was dying a thousand deaths and there were a lot of other entities involved in that, but it wasn't Mike Tyson at any point that I see myself rising from the ashes and fighting Mike Tyson to change world history. to change world history. But I did like Jake's take on this, take on his life. He says, I am just a dumb, normal person who has a lot of delusional optimism. And I believe I can put

anything, I believe I can do anything I put my mind to. And I can, and the butterfly effect is in full effect, that I can change the world by my actions. And he's like, but that's easy for someone to say that has had such virality. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, yes, correct, Jake. And there's no doubt you have an oversized influence on the social media world and the media world in general. Agreed. And I'm not

taking anything away from the hard work that must, the toll that must have taken, the hard work, the blood, the sweat, the tears. We know it. We've been there. The, you know, moments of despair, the, uh... Danielle Pletka Yeah, well, it seemed like he made a change. Jared Sarkissian Zero-dollar paychecks. Danielle Pletka Yeah. Danielle Pletka And himself. Jared Sarkissian Maybe.

Danielle Pletka Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. But sometimes when I see him not on this special, he represents a certain kind of energy that I really disdain right now. And I'm not going to get into it because I don't want to be preachy, but he's just not my favorite person in the world. Though I did find myself connecting with a few things that he said, and I appreciated his outlook on life. And the fact that he even took ayahuasca made me go, huh, all right. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. But you know, I'm sure that when you're... Well, have you gotten to the part where it shows his girlfriend? No.

Oh, okay. Well, yeah, she's like an Olympic medalist and beautiful and does a lot. And she said the same thing about him because I guess he reached out to her on social media and she was like, eh, who's this guy? Do she? Don't make me like Jake Paul. Do not make me like Jake Paul, Chrissy. Yes, I think you might change your team. Oh, I hate, I hate when I change my mind, but I do it all the time. But I hate when I change my mind. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. Listen, I'm still rooting for Mike Tyson because I think it puts a cap on an incredible career and there's only one way.

And they said it in the documentary and it is so fucking true. If Jake Paul loses, he lost to Mike Tyson. He got knocked out by Mike Tyson. It does him no harm. He's still going to go down as one of the more interesting figures in sporting and certainly in boxing. If Mike Tyson gets knocked out by Jake Paul, he's going to put a sour note on the end of his career that he got knocked out by an exhibitionist boxer who has some skills, no doubt about it. I

was watching him spar. Those hands are so fucking fast. Chrissy, thank God I don't get in fights because I'm so slow. I mean, I'm so slow. My kids can punch me faster than I can react. I'm just like, ah, ah. But I still think that if you gave me 10 or 15 million dollars that I would take one punch from either of them. I would take one punch for 10 or 15 million dollars or I'd be in a relationship with Zach Brian for $12 million. Do you know what I'm saying? One of those two. One of those two.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I thought we decided that you would not want to get punched by Mike Tyson. No, I said that even if you gave me $10 million, I don't know that I would get punched. But I said $20 million. I'm changing it to 15. After seeing Mike, I think he's a little bit nicer. I think he would like not give me his full I think Mike understands that his hands are deadly weapons

Yeah after all of these years He knows that and if you've watched any of his fights on YouTube or seen them live like I did a few of them It's pretty clear that even the biggest bulkiest strongest fastest men in the world Have no chance against his fists. Yeah, I think he would go easy on me. Yeah So Mike Jake Paul reached out to you and said let's fight you said let's do it good idea What about punching the host of the commercial break the 450 fifth most popular podcast in the world one time? 15 million bucks pay-per view, let's do it. I'll do it.

I think you're gonna hear from them. I highly doubt that. I think Mike, I think no matter who wins or who loses, these guys are gonna be in the ice baths for a couple months. I just hope they put on a good fight. I think so. I hope this is not one where they hug each other

for two hours. Yeah, I think it's gonna be a good fight. Are you gonna be able to watch it? Yeah, I put it on my phone. I'm gonna have to watch it on my phone. I know I'm not gonna be able to convince my dad to buy Netflix. I just know it. I just know it.

I don't need Netflix. I don't need Netflix. I gotta be there for you. Can I use your Netflix account? You're already using my Disney Plus, Amazon, and ABC. Why not? No, I'll figure out a way to watch it. I'll, uh, whatever you call it.

I'll screen share. There you go. There you go. Uh, all right. So, uh, tonight, as this episode is coming out tonight, Mike Tyson, Jake Paul, we'll be talking about the results all next week. I am sure it'll be an interesting match. Also we'd love to hear from you about your relationship red flags.

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Until next time, Chrissy and I do say, we will say and we must say, Goodbye. Good bye! ED, I have it! you