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Episode Date: September 8, 2023

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On this episode of the commercial break. They just made a million dollars with no work, Chrissy. They bought 19 properties in the last six days, and they expect to maybe possibly make up to $850,000 if pigs fly. Yes. Up on me. Yeah.

Up on me. Oh, how, who not? Real estate train and all not. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The hairpons. What the hairpons? Oh, yes it does. Welcome back to the commercial break on Brian Green!

This is my dear friend and... Ho-ha, Ho-na! Ho-ha, Ho-na! Oh-ha, Ho-na! Chris enjoy, hopefully best of you, Chris! And best of you, Brian! Best of you out there in the podcast universe! Hey!

I was listening to an interview with P-Datey, Ho-ha, Ho-na! Who's earlier, and they played that song, and it made me think of it. Ha-ha! Ho-ha! earlier and they played that song and it made me think of it. Wow. We went out for my birthday and it was like, you know, then it's nice of a restaurant as you're going to get where I was staying. Yes, it's not saying much, but there you go. Yeah.

You know, we can't spend the days and days at the Ritz. So we, uh, we spend days and days near the Ritz as well. Yeah. What we do. I think your insist as good, right? Yeah, you're not saying we listen. I can see the red. I'll even walk on their beach.

I'm a hooligan. So we go to this restaurant. It's nice and they have this lady calls out the specials or whatever. And tonight we have a Tomahawk chop steak for, you know, 350,000 dollars. You know, we just probably bought it in Kroger for $10, whatever it cares. So and she says, and that comes with a stop, you can cook it in any style you want, you can do surf and turf, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, who, no? Oh, pop, I'm a chop. Ha, ha, ha, ha. People are gonna be like, what is this? What happened? Is he turning racist? What's going on over there? Is that racist? I'm not sure. Is that cancelable? I don't know.

No. No, I'm just, I'm just singing like the guy did. So you know, I love my hot spicy foods. Yeah, I do too, we share that. That we do share that in common. And I have gone so far as to do the World's hottest wing challenge. Yes, you did. Which I don't know who exactly determines what the World's hottest wing is.

I don't think there's any governing body, there might be. Of course, you can do it on the Scoville scale, right? But I don't think this has actually been tested. It was some tiny little bar outside of Macon, Georgia. I think it's the ghost scale, right? But I don't think this has actually been tested. It was some tiny little bar outside of Mac and Georgia. Like, it's the ghost pepper, right? They put one ghost pepper for every wing, and there were 20 wings. Oh.

And so I went with a girl that I was dating at the time and her best friend, we equally like, I mean, I would put Tabasco on cereal if I could. If I thought it would taste any better, I would. I put hot sauce and sauce, I mean, I would put Tabasco on cereal if I could. If I thought it would taste any better, I would. I put hot sauce and sauce, spicy sauce, on almost every savory meal that I eat. So I thought, clearly, this is the challenge for me.

And I've done these hot wing challenges before. You can make them as spicy as possible. They're probably not too hot for me. So we find out about this. We go there, the three of us. And the guy, the bar manager comes over, he seems irritated at first, but he's like, okay, here's the deal.

We got this damn challenge. We got this damn challenge of fucking chef. It's gonna hold up the whole restaurant, making your damn, now we all have to evacuate the kitchen for 30 minutes while they chop up Ghost Pepper, right? But whatever, they advertise that we were there, and he says, here's the deal. 20 wings, 20 ghost peppers, 20 minutes.

That's what you have to do. And if you finish in five, then you have 15 more minutes. No water, no napkins, no milk, no nothing. You touch the wings, and that's it. That's all you do. You touch the wings, you put them down, that's all you can do.

Don't, definitely don't touch your eyes. No, fuck no, I'm not that dumb. Well, they actually, I think they said, what was the thing? Do you wear gloves? No, not gloves, but I think they did allow you to wear glasses if you wanted to. Oh, yeah.

She wouldn't get a sauce in your eye, but I said no. And at the time I was wearing glasses that were taped together, so I didn't usually bring those out in public. I'm sure you remember that. Yes, I did. For like three years, I was wearing glasses that were literally taped together.

It was the one side, right? Yes. I had one tape on one side. But it was the clear tape, so I could see through it. So we say, okay, it takes an hour for this guy to make these wings, because now there's two of us, so there's 40 wings of whatever. So we get those wings and within four bites,

I knew that I was in way over my head on this one. Right. It was the most spicy thing I had ever tasted in my entire life. Ghost Peppers are known as one of the hottest pepper, not the hottest pepper, but one of the hottest peppers. It's like a thousand, five thousand, 10,000 on the Scoville scale, whatever it is.

But I ate them, I ate all 20 of them, I did it well under 20 minutes, and then I had to suffer for 15 minutes while I waited for the time to expire. I think I would have gone slow just so you could at the very end of it, grab the milk. No, I think you think that was gonna be my strategy too, but once you start eating them, you're like, I just better get this over with.

Get it over with so the air can at least, but then even the air becomes hot, right? And it's burning your throat and snott coming out of your nose and you're tearing up and sweating profusely. It was just gross. The whole thing was just gross all around. And I couldn't use an napkin. So I literally had snott just pouring out of my nose. And so did she, the person I was with.

But at the end, we got a free picture of beer and our picture on the wall. That was it. That's all we had to show for it. They didn't even have t-shirts. They said they had t-shirts. They didn't have them. Like told us they would mail them to them.

Mail them to us, the bar closed a month after we was challenged. So, okay. So we did that. I thought one of the, you know, I've seen this on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube. There's that one famous interview program that show where they sit and they

celebrities eat hot wings while they do the interview. So I thought, what an interesting thing to do. Why don't we do like a hot wing or hot chip or hot sauce challenge here where the two of us could do this? So I was just thinking about this over the last week or so and then I read today and one of the things I was, let me back up a little bit.

One of the things I thought we would do is the Pocky. Do you know what Pocky is? Is this look familiar to you? This like this Pocky chip, the one chip challenge? Oh, no. Comes out every year. They do the Pocky one chip challenge. It's one chip.

It's like $10 for this chip, right? And you can buy them at stores. I've actually seen them in 7-Elevens and stuff like that. It's literally a chip in a box. Next is the Y-Brian 3000. It's not next to the Y-Brian 3000. It's next to the Y- 3000, it's next to the... Y Bryan! 3,000 Scoville! Um...

And... So I thought, let's do this, champ. Y Bryan 3000. Not been just as many FDA, your hair may fall out, your eyeballs may fall out, maybe those all your teeth. It's possible a donor may never happen. It's possible a donor may happen, it's possible a new surgeon. Many people have visited the hospital.

Do not take Y Bryan 3000 if you're sick, elderly, underly, young, old, in the middle. It doesn't matter. Don't take it It's never been tested to be saved by anyone for any reason under any circumstances. Y-Ryand 3000, available for 99.99, it's 7.11, it's the pocket challenge So I Thought let's do the pocket challenge. We'll do it here. I'll get a chip, you'll get a chip. Okay. We'll do it. But now someone has died from the pocket challenge.

Now I'm wondering if we should do this, a kid, a 17-year-old, a 14-year-old, excuse me, Harris Wobella died after trying the one chip challenge at his school. He complained of stomach pains, they sent him home, he started feeling better, he went to basketball practice, he collapsed and died. Jesus. Fucking unbelievable. Oh my God. And I'm thinking to myself, could hot sauce

or something hot really kill you? Mm. And I guess if you're like super sensitive, then it could kill you. Like a ulcer or some kind of reflux? Yeah, if you have an ulcer, reflux, something like that, it took me days to get straight from that ghost pepper challenge days. And let me tell you, the ghost pepper wing challenge burns on both ends.

It's a true story. Got it. Yeah, got to. Because the guy told us, drink lots of milk, so it comes out the other end. You know, you get a little, like, put some cream back there or something. And I'm like, I don't, I don't even like pooping in the other end, you know, you get a little, like put some cream back there or something. And I'm like, I don't even like pooping in the first place, let alone touching my own butthole. So I was like, I don't need that,

but man, it burned everywhere. And I did have that reflux for like 10 hours. Like that just that spicy, weird thing going on in your belly. Well, then you drink a bitter beer. Two pitchers of beer. But like, yeah. Oh my God. You're furping up the... Oh, Chris, it was a whole mess.

The ride home was disgusting. Oh. It's just like the girl that I was dating driving in the two of us like, ah, ah. Ah. That was awful. I think the girl that I was with

threw up a couple times on the way home, it was just awful. Why did we do that to ourselves? And then I think about those guys that we like 400 hot dogs in 10 minutes on 4th of July. And I don't know how they do that. I have no idea.

I get such, the older I get, the less amount of food I can eat in one sitting without feeling an extreme amount of discomfort. I agree. And I don't know if that's because my stomach is just not used to that amount of food anymore. You know what I was doing? five creams and cereals every night. I felt like I'd eat anything like a huge amount of food now that I've stopped I Have like a steak which I did the other night. I had half that steak and I just wanted to go right to sleep

That's all I wanted to do. I felt such discomfort. I usually eat like half of my dinner now. Yeah Now I understand all those old man who like pop their button and put their hands down their pants and take a nap in front of the couch. I think I'm turning into that guy. I think during Thanksgiving, I'm gonna be the guy who starts falling asleep on the couch and football. I'm gonna be the one.

Yes. Instead of the hot wing challenge, I'm gonna do the one-ching, one-wing challenge. Good Brianie, one wing without taking a app. I don't know, maybe. But I think we should scrap the one-wing challenge. I mean, the one-chip challenge. I don't want you dying. Well, I didn't even know it was on the table. So yeah, let's scrap it. You never know it's on the table with Brian. That's why the commercial break is interesting.

It's because one of us has no clue what we're gonna talk about. On purpose, by the way, that's not because itissy slacken off, it's because Brian Monteller. Hi, hi, you're here. I just want her natural reaction. I like my Chrissy own natural. That's right, I like that hot and heavy pheromone thick, rich, brainy reaction that I get from Chrissy. I don't even know what that meant.

And the glass of milk. Oh, the glass of milk. Oh, a glass of milk. Yeah, milk, drinking milk is weird in my age. You know, do you drink milk on its own? I love milk. On its own? I love milk on its own. It doesn't love me, though.

So I've had to switch to almond milk, and it's a good replacement. I go unsweetened vanilla, and I like that. Okay. I just don't, I'm into the almond milk. I just can't do it. I don't know. I mean, Astrid had me on milk. I just can't do it. I don't know. I mean, Astrid had me on it for a while. She had me on this almond milk kick.

She was like, well, if you're gonna eat cereal, eat it with almond milk and I did. But I never truly liked it. No. I was just doing it because I was still at that stage of the relationship where you're trying to impress your partner. Yes.

Where you're trying to do the healthy things for your partner to prove that my love is forever and I wanna be here forever. Now I'm love is forever and I want to be here forever Now I'm like, how do I get out of here? Just did that with me when I'm one of our first dates He was like, let's go have sushi and he did Willingly went and had sushi and I was ordering up all kinds of stuff He had no interest in sushi. He hated sushi before that now. He likes it

Oh, yes, I remember talking to one of his family members and they were like, I can't believe you got him to eat sushi. I was like, I didn't know we didn't like it. Yeah. Ah. Ah. To me, sushi. I got turned off by sushi when my work

did that steak and sushi restaurant. Half the restaurant was steak and half the restaurant was sushi. I just got turned off to sushi. And I don't consider it a proper meal. Like I don't consider it rolled up raw fish, a meal. I love it. It's just like an appetizer.

I have as an appetizer. And I want it all fried. Like I don't want anything raw. I just want the super crunchy roll. See the crunchy roll? Or they put mayo and hot sauce and crunchy stuff. And the yum yum sauce. Yeah, it's like making a sandwich with Doritos.

You know what I'm saying? That's the texture of my sushi that I want. Hee hee. Hee hee. Where's Paul when you need him? Paul! Yeah, there you are. Or is it Dean?

Oh, might be Dean. Dean, or Paul. I don't know, it's a pretty close call there. That's a great soundbite. Yeah, we used to have Michael Jackson in there and I try and confuse you as to which one it was, Paul, or Michael Jackson. But I think it's pretty clear, it's Paul.

We got a great reaction from the last Paul video. Oh my God, the Paul, he is just so lovable. He is a lovable guy. And he's also so bullshitty. Oh, he's so full of shit. He's a cold collar. He is a cold He's telling me right by I'm in it as a sale. Yeah, that's a sale. All right, so tell me now Just give me one hint Will you at some point in the future think about breathing oxygen? Sure. I'm going to put you down for a close.

I'm going to tell my boss I got you on close. I got you on lock. All right. Now I'll call you back probably tomorrow three or four times just to confirm you still might think about breathing air. Is that okay with you? Are we speaking the same language? Do you understand what I'm saying?

Do you like to ask people? Do you understand what I'm saying? He likes to ask people. Do you understand what I'm saying? As if we're not gonna understand what you're saying. Paul's great, I love Paul. But no sales people are as salesy as the real estate weekend warrior seminar guys, right? And last episode, we started to get into a weekend warrior real estate weekend warrior seminar in Foam Marshall. I thought we'd be in a race generation. Yeah. Cash money generator. What was it?

Cash flow systems generating. Cash flow systems. Yeah, just put cash flow in there. People will understand. That means you without any money you need cash flow You might as well go get a title loan on your car Forget about cash flow systems generators It's I'm not gonna go through the whole soapbox thing I did the last episode you can go listen to it if you want to But I've worked in the real estate industry This is why the then the commercial real estate industry and in the residential real estate industry, this is why the commercial break is called the commercial break. It weirdly got its name from the commercial real estate industry.

And I actually did a couple of episodes about commercial real estate. A riveting. A riveting, totally riveting. I lost every client I had, just putting out one episode of that. Something about those commercial real estate guys. They don't want all their personal business out there episode of that. So think about those commercial real estate guys. They don't want all their personal business out there in the world. But I've shared this many times on the show before, how I got roped into working in real estate was, I mean, a very long time ago, my ex-in-laws also had, they were actual real estate moguls like owned a bunch of very expensive land

and built malls and became fabulously wealthy on the backs of people, much poorer people. But anyway, I digress. The second wind that I got with real estate was when one of my good friends went to a get rich quick real estate seminar. Yes. And he came back hot, and heavy. He was pumped. He was like, dude, not only can we probably make a million dollars next year, we can be the bank. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Dude, who makes money? The people who deposit money or the bank who takes the deposits?

And I'm like, well, I don't know because I've never been the bank that takes the deposits and I don't make any money depositing my money into that bank. So I'm speaking a foreign language. Yeah, you're speaking a foreign language. I don't know what you're talking about. But then he goes to this whole thing

and then the very next week we have a real estate business where we're already losing money. I think I helped you with that. You did. Thank you. The lead. Yeah, the lead generate a cold calling, whole sailing cold calls.

So I know this business pretty well, and I've seen all different machinations of this business. And one thing I know is that those who can't teach, especially in real estate, those who can't teach, especially in real estate, those who cannot be millionaires, billionaires on their own through actual real estate. What's that? They train. They train. They train you how to lose money and they charge you for it. So they don't have to lose money. All right. There we got it. If you see one of these real estate courses on an info marshal, and there's going to be many more of them that come because the real estate market's about to turn and when the real estate market turns

The people that are doing it now go insolvent and the next people show up or they just change the name and they show up as some other idiot right all of these people While they may have made money in real estate. They know one thing about real estate. It's very difficult to do They know one thing about real estate. It's very difficult to do correctly 100% of the time. It's not like you go in, your boss gives you a task, and then you have a job for life because you keep doing those tasks. It is indefinitely and inevitably a fingerprint. Everybody's journey is different, every real estate deal is different, and that's why so many people lose money in real estate

is because they don't have the experience and to have the experience, you have to save a shit ton of money. Yeah, just to start. Just to start, but these people will promise you you can get started with no money. No, my own. You use other people's money. Be in debt.

Yeah, you can be in debt tomorrow. Yeah. We'll use your good credit score to borrow for the whole business. And that's a thing too. Loning out your credit score. Oh my, that's a. And that's a thing too. Loning out your credit score. Oh my God, that's a thing. That's a thing.

It's a thing at the very lowest, probably illegal part of the real estate business, but it does happen. So these guys are selling you a fucking bill of goods. It does not happen like this. You wanna make money in real estate, get a lot of money, and then learn from people who are actually not teaching

it, doing it. That's the only way. But these will forever and ever live on, as long as there's a sucker born every minute, there's going to be another real estate investment coach. And so now we are reviewing cash flow systems, right? Is it cash flow success system? Cash flow generator Who ha who not cash flow on the block

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For your worst, yes, paper. Ha-ha-ha. It was so you could say it faster. No way. It's to be more iconic. Must be a tech thing. But those aren't quite right. It's because now you can compare up front prices, book a service instantly, and even get your project handled from start to finish.

Sounds easy. It is! And it makes us so much more than just a list. up front prices, book a service instantly, and even get your project handled from start to finish. Sounds easy. It is, and it makes us so much more than just a list. Get started at Angie.com. That's ANGI, or download the app today. I've been staying at Airbnb's for as long as I can remember. What took me a little bit too long to figure out though is it's just as easy to Airbnb my own place.

My uncle was sitting on an empty house for months on end and it was just eating mortgage payment So I asked him why don't you Airbnb it? I showed him the ropes set up his profile on the website and in a matter of minutes He was booked up for months whether you could use extra money to cover some bills or for something a little bit more fun Your home might be worth more than you think find out how much at Airbnb dot C.A. slash host know how much that air being b dot c a slash host all right here we go we're going right back in cash flow systems generators got involved in the program and now have a net worth of over sixteen million dollars this guy just said he had a net worth of five million dollars in the last part of the thing and now turn to sixteen million dollars like that

brine that quick wow i mean I mean, with this system. Okay, scratch everything I said. I'm convinced. Chrissy, dial up that website. Oh, they don't have a website. Just a phone. Oh, they don't even have a phone ever. You just got to show it to the holiday.

I'll give you a little disclaimer and like the most light letters you could ever see. You would never. Results my very. Results my very results my very as a very wildly very that's right results will probably be much different than those talked about here on this show results were never exactly as described on the show for me the ability to do what I want when I want with the people I want in the ability to do what I want, what I want, what the people I want. In the past six months we purchased 19 properties. We expect a profit of about $850,000.

We expect to. We expect to. That's what we could. Oh he's got good. Maybe. What was that guy who had this said? Was that Paul? He was making a declarative question. Yeah. I love you. Right? Right.

Making about $50,000 in the next one for sale. No, you can get host. We could be possibly making $50,000 in the next month or so. For sale? Yeah, that's we don't know you don't know no one knows all right i'm gonna skip through this because i think we've already seen this uh... these people give their testimony here we go they're now trying this is how they're getting you into the conference here we go

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We're not gonna just teach you something that worked when the market was hot and heavy because we have to be making money now too. This information shows you how to take advantage of the- They're showing happy people, they're so sweet. We need to be. They're so. This information shows you how to take advantage of the they're showing happy people showing what walking into the holiday is. There's so sweet to share their knowledge.

I I just want to give back to those real estate investors with no money and no experience and no time on their hands and four children to feed and retirement funds to to extract money into. Yeah, that's right. Checkbook checkbook. Nice to meet you. Checkbook. They're showing pictures of people walking into the holiday in, getting ready to learn how to make millions of dollars with literally doing no work whatsoever. And I can just imagine that the guy's shaking hands, bring your checkbook. Did you bring your checkbook?

Did you bring your checkbook? Just transit profit from the aging markets with strategies that can make you money in real estate at the cash roll generator program. I'll instruct all on bright. I'm seeing I'm just now seeing is there's a special offer. Oh, there is. Two free passes.

Boom. I bet if you ask them nicely, they give you 20 free passes as long as those 20 people actually showed up. There's will walk you step by step through exactly what you need to do to make money in real estate, whether you want to simply, they're showing all these lovely pictures of this like real estate coach, helping people at the seminar and he's so helpful. He's like, yes, I did lose that amount of money. That is my picture, my mug shot.

Yes. I erode whole or have the desire to live your financial dreams. There's never been a better time to get started as a real estate investor. In the past six months we've purchased 19 properties. We expect the profit of value. Yeah, see they're just going to keep repeating this until they get to the actual meat and potato as part of this. All right, there we go. You know, this is like this is so formulaic. It's like limo that just drive by.

Yeah, of course there's a limo that just drove by we just they just made a million dollars with no work crazy they bought nineteen properties in the last six days and they expect to maybe possibly make up to eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars if all things if pigs fly yes up on me yeah up on me who how who not real estate training all not Bigs fly yes up on me. Yeah up on me. Oh, how? Oh, not Real estate training or not Should now you can invest like the pros because when you're part of the cash flow generator program

you can invest like the pros because when you're part of the cash flow generator program if a nice touch cash flow generator cash flow generator gets you every time I mean the limo just pulled up that famous Chinese guy that did all those infomercials on real estate where he'd like be on a million dollar billion dollar yacht yeah and he'd be like you get rich too and yeah

but it turned out that he was just renting all of those things and he actually had no money to his name. This is exactly what's going on. What we're laughing at, so loudly here, is that there's two people in front of a house with a clipboard writing things down and then all of a sudden the stretch slim opens up. Slides right up. If this was reality, reality versus Instagram, if this was reality, Brian shows up in his Honda with only half a hood on it. Hey, you got real I'll pay you double! You are from the Main Street, Zabshikaga. I am from the Main Street, Zabshikaga.

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Oh, the wealth guide. Our two-seedie set only cost you an extra $299 a month for 12 years. Oh, well, the guide. Who's going to do it with all that money, Chrissy, when you get it? This probably just got like pretty pictures of a helicopter on the magazine, the hot tub at the Ritz in St. Lucia. Evan steps for success and buy your dream home with no money, credit or banks.

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you can start using right away to make money in real estate without using any of your own money or credit. That's just one reason why the cash flow generator program works in markets big and small across the country. Now literally any market you can make money in. Don't fill Georgia, no problem. Population four, you can take grandma's piece of hot and farm real estate and turn it into millions. Bye grandma! You'll be dead soon anyway. Let's go back to Julian J from Norfolk, Virginia and see the third deal they found right on their own block. If we would have only known right now back yard. I don't even think that's a real baby. Like the way she's carrying it. You got to go to

youtube.com slash the commercial break. But these are two people we saw last episode. They're wearing all black as if they had just attended a funeral. It's bright and sunny outside. They were the ones that bought a monstrosity of a house on a block that doesn't look there's any monstrosities and they kick somebody out of their house in the backyard so they can make money and now they're it's it's a couple but they're carrying a baby but the baby doesn't look real now

isn't that a fake baby i think it is yeah how much money we could have made we would have done this a long time ago. And this right here is deal number three. We actually were able to pick this up using our techniques. We learned from the cash flow generator, again, with no money down out of our own pocket. So that was awesome. And we currently have this property lease options right now.

Yeah, they have the option to buy within two years. We'll be profiting over $200,000, which we can invest in your real estate. And our other thousandaires. I may just generate some gems. It just generates. Plans. Plans.

So easy. All these stingy investors have been keeping the secrets from you. But now we've got together a group from all around the country. I don't know what their names are yet, but we'll figure that out the day of the seminar. We've gotten together this group of real estate experts to teach you all of the secrets that the man, the swamp, has been hiding from you. It has literally been a conspiracy theory to keep you from making

millions in real estate. And it doesn't matter how many investors do it, we can all make millions more and more millions, just as China. They're doing great right now with all those empty houses. We're gonna rate, we wouldn't have had the opportunity to make that kind of money, or to do this kind of program, so we're very, very happy. If you're sitting there thinking that you don't have this opportunity in your backyard, in your neighborhood, then I challenge you to get out there and look and do a little bit more. I'm challenge you to buy your own three pieces of your list. That's the challenge that we're gonna do.

Buy a real estate with no money down. That's the real challenge. Because I don't know that exists. It doesn't. Looking around your neighborhood, because all three of these properties happen on the same exact street. And without using the techniques we learned

from the cash flow generator, we've been able to find all three of these deals and each one's a little different than the other. But just using the techniques we learned in class, we found all three of these properties. I'm sure your neighbors love you. Yeah. They are just one example of the many people

from around the country that are changing their lives with the cash flow generator program, and they did all this without their own money or credit. We met Melvin earlier in this program. Their own money or credit. Or credit. Yeah, you can just do this. It's on one second. Problem.

Yep, makes absolute sense, Chrissy. I should have not been using my own money and my own credit this entire time. And I wouldn't have lost a million dollars in real estate. And counting. Graham then heard about his incredible success. Let's see his latest deal. You'll be amazed at what he had to say.

Okay guys, what I want to do now is just take you through one of my latest deals. This particular house here, they started the asking price was $2.25 because of the strategy that we teach you guys at the workshop, the circle of negotiation, we were able to negotiate this property down to 175. The circle of negotiation? Yeah, that sounds like hell for the person on the other end. Yeah.

It's basically, we create a circle around somebody. We talk in circles until you, it sounds good. Down 20%, down 10%, down 5%. Your Graham was not going to live very much longer. She doesn't need the house. We purchased a property for 175 when we bought the property. As we always tell our students, we got a check at the closing. And in this case, our check at the closing was $24,000. This is the way you want to buy property, guys. Get a check when you close. It makes a big

difference. We'll lessen two months. We got a tenant and into the property on a lease option basis. Got a nice down payment. Can you talk about the lease, then? Option, yeah. So now they're landlords. Yeah, they're landlords.

There's all different ways to do real estate, but this is like another scammy scuzzy bullshit. What they do is they take a homeowner who may be in trouble with their mortgage. They do the circle of negotiation, which basically means they're about to circle back and fuck you in the ass. And what they do is they say, oh, the bank will publicly post pre-foreclosure notices, like this person's in trouble, they're five months behind on their mortgage, and we're about

to go into foreclosure because they know that there are these real estate suckers, these fucking blood suckers that'll go around. And listen, maybe this provides a service in some rare circumstances. They go to the front door and they say, we know you're in pre-for closure on this $100,000 house. You owe the bank $70,000. I'll buy it from you for $70,000. You'll never have to deal with the bank again.

You'll only deal with me. And I'll let you buy the house back over the period of time. Now you're 70,000 you'll never have to deal with the bank again. You'll only deal with me and I'll let you buy the house back over the period of time. Now you're a renter. In your own house. So essentially you just lost your shirt, any equity you put into the house, any down payment, you're always gonna have the pre-fort closure on your credit.

It's always, you're always gonna be five months late. That's not gonna solve any of your credit issues. And now you're still paying for the house, but you're paying someone else who now owns it and has 33% equity or 30% equity in the house that they just bought. It is a shitty thing to do. And I have heard these live pitches

and I have heard examples of what people have done to get these things across the line. And they border on extraordinarily immoral. For closures, nothing anybody wants to go through, but the bank will take the keys back if you tell them to. And maybe you should just go get an apartment for a while because you couldn't afford the house. And that sucks and is very sad.

And I've been through for closure, but I've been through difficult circumstances where unfortunately I can't live where I want right now. I gotta go some more smaller, right? And that's probably gonna happen pretty soon, given the commercial race financial status. But that's okay. We'll deal with it.

We don't need a big studio. We don't have a big studio. So we'll just take what we get. We're gonna go get a 500 square foot apartment. It's gonna be Jeff, Chrissy, Astrid, me, and the 12 children. Yes. Well, 10 to 12.

I'm not sure how many I have, they're never in the same room, so I can count them. We're all gonna live there, and 250 square feet is gonna be dedicated to the commercial break. You gotta do what you gotta do. You do, that's it. Two words you gotta do. It's doing what I gotta do, they got me in trouble

in the first place with these 10 to 12 children. Then, and we're going to make even more money once they get the loan and cash us out. So right now we have about 20,000 in equity, nice property. As you can see it's fairly new, it's only about three years old. And this was a good deal. And guys, there are plenty of bills like this anywhere USA. We can show you how to do it. These just got that catchphrase anywhere USA doesn't it?

To ball, these investors are from all areas of the country, so you'll learn how they're making money even in the hottest real estate markets, like New York, California, Miami, and so many more. Keeping you, you cannot be an inexperienced real estate investor in New York, or Los Angeles, or Atlanta. I'm telling you right now, these big cities have real real estate investors. Yeah, they're called hedge funds and they will eat you for breakfast. They will literally outbid you by a dollar

to get that house and they don't care if they lose money. That's not the point. The point is to just have a big balance sheet. Yep. Today and cutting edge techniques that are working in today's real estate market. Today and cutting edge techniques that are working in today's real estate market. Now let's meet another successful real estate investor who also gives us time as one of our many talented and experienced cash flow Generates, cash flow, coaches who spends his time coaching other people rather than doing deals. Our teachers. Our network was probably a negative number when we first started out living with my bottom low. We really had more bills and income.

I would say probably today we hold a little over four million dollars in asset. Probably. Probably. I hold about four million dollars in assets. Probably going to make about $75 billion trillion this year. If my forecasting is any indication, I know it's September and we haven't made any money yet, but by the end of the year, we're gonna make a trillion,

a trillion dollars, a trillion. It's a new number I made up for my own projection, square sheep. Probably. Probably, likely. Not for sure, we could, we might. We didn't, but we will. But our net worth is probably a next step,

two million dollars. And I actually had a our net worth is probably a next step, $2 million. And I actually had a student called me up about a week ago and said that I had to use in my training about a month and a half ago. And we went through what he needed to do to be successful. Yeah, because he was like, this fucking thing isn't working. Yeah, he's like, hey, John. It's a hit.

John. Yes, I'm here to help you. In any way I can, I'm the most successful real estate coach in history. Yeah, listen, Athol. I went to your fucking motel six room over there and got that whole seminar thing. I followed every step step by step. I looked at my bank balance this morning. It's negative $50,000. How exactly do I make money in this? Well, I didn't say you would make money. I said you should make money. You could make money. You might make money. Yes. I want to make money by getting my money back from you. Let's go over with you. Are you are you available to come to the holiday in this weekend to talk to me? Brick some

friends. Every friend you bring, I give you $10 back. You're a personal knowledge experiences, and I've really meant a lot to him. And he told me, you know, he's barely getting by, and it's six weeks since I left him, he's a part of a million half dollars of real estate. And the fact that I'm actively investing, and I tell him, I make a lot more money in investing,

and I do teaching, but I do the teaching because that's what I love to do. You have the fact that he's a lot more money investing and I do teaching, but I do the teaching because that's what I love to do. In fact, I do a lot more. Oh, one nice guy. Yeah, it's not probably not the $10,000 paycheck you're getting for doing this. In six weeks, the guy went from no money, no bills, no credit

to never working another day in his life. It's such horseshit. And share this knowledge and give people to have success. To me, to hear someone's success story is worth more than the money that you've made. Coming up, we have the opportunity to sit with Julian J. and a Candid interview, where we learned exactly how the cash flow generator

has transformed their lives. As well as Melvin, who walked us through three more deals worth around a million dollars, using little of his own money. Plus, much, much more. You won't want to miss it. Now here's some important information about how you can... You won't want to miss it.

They're hyping as if they're on a radio station telling you what to do. And that's the way they get you. They know that people aren't going to listen to this entire thing, so they just keep repeating the same information over and over again in hopes that they catch someone watching TV at the right time. Yeah. So let's catch one more interview with, yeah, let's go with these two.

Let's go with these two geniuses. She's with a fake baby. Julie and Jay, notice they never said they had an actual kid. They, they never said that. So you're just going to be everyone around. We should have a baby in the future. There has changed lives.

We now own over a million dollars for the real estate and we've netted about three, four hundred thousand dollars, you know, just in one year. There's deals everywhere in every neighborhood. There's wholesale. There's lease option for closure. The neat thing of this program really is that there's so many different programs you can get into and learn about that there's not one set way to do things Oh, tons of ways to make money with no work. There's tons of ways to scam people.

Chrissy. Chrissy, you too can open your own spa and there's tons of ways to make money. There's a hand shandy. There's a rim and rob where you lick their assholes and steal their wallet I can't do it again Do you say the Rimmyn Rob? The Rimmyn Rob I'll take a head shandy in the Rimmyn Rob list You probably make more money getting the Rimmyn Rob You have to

getting a rim and rob. Oh there's the old titty fucking duck you know they're fucking you see it easy you just replace it with a towel during orgasm and run out the door with their wallet. Yeah there's many ways to open up a spot make money Chrissy. I'm here to teach you how. You know, one program, you know, there's such a variety. They really go step by step from, you know, teaching you the confidence and what to do first, going into the paper, finding the properties, and then training you on the techniques and the contracts in order for you to be established and feel confident about what you're doing so you can go out there and do it.

And that's exactly what we did in our first month making the $30,000. They gave us the confidence to go out there and make that kind of money. See, that's how real estate gets you, too. It's that you'll have a few early successes. Success. Yeah. And then you lose a lot of money. But then Astrid hates you for the rest of your life.

Maybe all the tools that you would need to definitely go forward and be confident in your own market, your own home town. I mean, go to that first initial meeting and I promise you, it will change your life. Whether you do anything with it or not, it will definitely open up your eyes. Oh, it'll change your life no matter if you do something or not. Showing up the holiday ends, going to change your life for a car to simply take action or not. And give you that opportunity to, you know, live the dream that you you want to dream.

This program has changed your life and, you know, changed my wife's life and we'll change my children's life. And it's just been incredible experience. Yeah, when we have them, our fake baby is just a placeholder. when we have them. Our fake baby is just a placeholder. Like we have some zeros on a spreadsheet that we might make in the future as actual money in real estate. Alright enough of that. I can't listen anymore to the drivel. It just gets me so worked up because I know it's so well. But anyway, listen, results do vary by the way. There are people who make money in real estate and pick themselves up. Real estate can be a place where dreams do come true.

I think you just have to have an extraordinary amount of luck and you also have to have a big wallet. Yes. Either you have to have a big wallet or someone close to you has to have a big wallet. So you can absorb those losses that will eventually and inevitably come. So there's our little soapbox for the week

and glad we can help you guys out. Hope you had a nice Labor Day. Here's what you need to do. You need to go to tcbpodcast.com, the brand new tcbpodcast.com. That's right, we've changed the website for the 12th time in three years. And we should, we could, we might have another website.

Let's see here. If our projections are correct. If our projections are correct. If our projections are correct. You know what our projections are telling me? We have a photo shoot coming up and I hate photo shoots. I know. Hate them. Even though the girl that we use is wonderful.

Yeah, but I'm the same way, Brian. Why? I don't know. It's a astrid. Astrid tells us to do it and we didn't. I know. She's got some reason. I'm not even sure we used any of the photographs

from the last photo shoot. Our last three. No, I'm not even sure we use any of the photographs from the last photo shoot Our last three. No, I'm kidding. They're all up on the website. Well the first two were The first two were questionable The first one for sure the second one I felt like I was in a right set red video We should put some of those ones from that second photo, she was that guy, I was bloopers. Oh, we were terrible. We were in Dickies and bad lighting.

And to be fair to the guy, he didn't know either. He was like, why do these guys need pictures? What exactly are you doing? All right, tcbpodcast.com. All the old. We can only take pictures of home. I know. We were as stiff as a kitchen. TVPodcast.com. All the old... You can see the only tick pictures of home. I know. Tick tock.

Well, we were as stiff as a kitchen. Alright, go there. All the audio, all the video. Your Whatwood Frankie Do sticker while they're available. Go to the contact us button. Drop down menu. I want my sticker. At the commercial break on Instagram.

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Best of you. Best of you. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always so, but I love you. I love you best of you best of you best of you out there in the podcast universe until next time Chrissy and I always say we do say and we must say good bye I've been staying at Airbnb's for as long as I can remember We're talking a little bit too long to figure out though is It's just as easy to Airbnb my own place. My uncle was sitting on an empty house for months on end And it was just eating mortgage payment. So I asked him why don't you Airbnb it? I showed him the ropes set up his profile on the website and in a matter of minutes

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