The Commercial Break - Sir, You Dropped Your Wife's Foot...

Episode Date: June 11, 2021

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Stickers don't come with it. No, sir. It's not in the flyer. Okay, and no speakers. Stickers don't come with it. No, sir. It's none of the flyer. Hmm. Okay, well let me read it a little bit better and I'll call back. Why? You got the flyer in front of you?

Yes. And why you called me? That gets back for me. You called me and called me again, again, again. That's going to be back. He wasn't. He didn't. I didn't realize that it didn't have speakers. And I don't want to have to order speakers for this price.

So I'll just let somewhere else and find another computer. Oi. I can't be a living ball like a little girl. I can't be a living ball like a little girl. I can't be a living ball. Only four speakers. Go ahead little girl. Little pussy girl. Get out of here. Get out of here.

Let me talk. Get out of here. Get out of here. Little girl. You are little girl. Little girl. Little girl. Little girl.

Little girl. You're going to let me talk to your manager. Mm-hmm. Little baby. Yeah. Little hook. Little girl, little girl, second base. On this episode of the commercial break Brian Conn I feel like this whole thing is a con You have TCB heads. Yeah, I mean what Henry Fonda will be there my mom Best to you. There'll be a lot of scundall slapping going on Jeff and Rachel will have the whole crew will come out and you know, you will charge for signature We'll have the whole crew will come out and you know you will charge for signature

That's right you can buy it you can buy you can buy 20 tokens for $20 and then you use those tokens to get Oh, this is such a good idea. I don't know why I didn't think about this earlier rather than Bitcoin. We're gonna have actual coin and I think for men quite often it's physical so we're No, I think you're wrong. Yeah, yeah, I think you're wrong. To be honest, I mean, I can love my hairbrush but do I love it? Yeah! Hey, what about that threesome? You guys still hot in there? Oh yeah, we're still hot. We're waiting for that hot Brian Cack. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Don't you worry about us. Just getting ready. Red dress is coming off. The red dress is coming off. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Red dress. Oh, there are. I think she's having sex with my real dog by herself!

The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh! Riiiing! I'm gonna have a little bit of a break! Well, I'm going to the commercial break and... Best of you! Best of you, Brian! Happy New Year to everybody! Happy New Year! That's how we like to do it at the commercial break and best to you. Best to you, Brian. Happy New Year to everybody out there.

Happy New Year. That's how we like to do it at the commercial break. Every day is a new year. Yes. In 2021. Well, I kind of feel like, The new beginning. I feel like maybe the happy new year thing,

I might be getting a little old, because now we're like, we're back out in the world and we're, I mean, at least I am. I'm back out in the world and I'm feeling good. I actually went into a crowded place the other night. Yeah. And it felt good.

Yeah. The craziest thing happened to me. I'll explain. I think we have a degree of fame now. Oh. What is the measuring stick upon which you would measure fame? When do you say, well, yeah. Maybe people know us.

I guess that they recognize you. I mean, is it the hundreds of thousands of listeners or is it, see, for me, that's just the number on a plate that I can see, like on a website that I'm like, oh, that's crazy. You can't see the people individually. Yeah, that's what I can't see the people individually. I don't even know that they're really listening.

I just know that they're downloading it onto a phone. I know there's a device somewhere where the commercial break is sitting, but there's not a lot of information about what happens after that. It's in some cases. That's true. So for me, the indicator always has been,

if someone recognizes me from the commercial break, like they don't know me and otherwise any other part of my life, but they know me when they see me because I'm on the commercial break, then it's possible that I'm not famous, but now I'm like, ah, when do I get a butler?

That's exactly right. Security is needed immediately. Right. And the other day I was walking through a crowded place here in Atlanta, Georgia, a little north of the city, and it started to rain. And so my wife was with the kids at this little park in this crowded place.

And so I was like, oh, let me go get the car. I saw it running through like the middle of this, it's like an outdoor mall. Yeah. The middle of this crowded place and someone stopped me. They said, are you Brian Green? And I was like, Happy New Year. I owe you money.

It's a great. Are you serving me favors? Do you know my ex-boyfriend? Who's asking? Yeah, who's asking? And they said, are you, you're the guy from the commercial break? And I said, holy shit, do I know you? That was my response, holy shit, do I know you?

And they were like, well, no, not really, but we listened to your show and we've been listening. We got turned on to it a number of months ago. And now we listen and we watch on YouTube. And I was like, that's fucking crazy. That is insane. They're like, we'll take a picture. Yes, you can take a picture.

Take as many pictures as you want. Are you selling them? Post them everywhere. $5. Which is like that signed $7.50. So now I feel like we're going to have commercial TCB account. We'll have TCB account pretty soon. Coming up later on this year.

TCB account. One of the long list of many bad ideas that Brian has at for this five games. And did I go along with it? Yeah, yeah, I was like, class. Let's go. No, not anymore. Fire side. No, no, no, thank you.

DCV TV plus TV TV. Patreon. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what Henry Fonda will be there, my mom. Jeff. Best to you, there'll be a lot of scundall slapping going on. Jeff and Rachel, we'll have the whole crew will come out and you know, we'll charge for signature. So we'll have the booth. That's right.

You can buy it, you can buy, you can buy 20 tokens for $20. And then you use those tokens to get, this is such a good idea. I don't know why I didn't think about this earlier. Rather than Bitcoin, we're gonna have actual coin. And... Gorders. That's right.

You want to knock phones together we can? And you put your coin on the top, it's just a knock-a-phone. If you see that new commercial, we're like exchanging Bitcoin by like, D-yes. Yeah. So I haven't yet,

difficult Instagram, so I'm not gonna get into Bitcoin, but actually I made a lot of money on non-cryptocurrency, and I have no fucking clue. Oh, I really don't. I bought it when it was cheap, and I sold it when it was not cheap.

So there you go. Smart. It was just the craziest experience I've ever had. And one of the crazier experience. It's a real experience. It's a real experience to probably the best thing to do. So I go and I get the car and I come back and you know, my wife,

we're trying to wrangle the kids. And then I'm like, someone just recognized me from the commercial break. And she's like, what do you mean? Is it what just recognized you from the commercial break? And I was like, your voice?

That's what I thought. And I was like, well, they said they watched on YouTube, but then I knew. So I guess, you know, butlers and champagne. Yeah, it's somewhere. Yeah, I mean, just notch it out. I'm pretty sure Spotify's coming knocking on that door.

They are. That rogue in my heart. Look out, Rogan. I'm only 16 and a half million downloads behind you. Right. Oh, uh, TCP TV, uh, TCP Tcvpodcast.com is where you go. You'll find out more information about Chrissy and I. You can read all the show notes

and you can listen to our entire library and watch all of our videos right there at one place. Or you can go to youtube.com slash the commercial break. If you want to watch all of any of the episodes on YouTube, find us on your favorite podcast carrier. Or here we are live on Twitch and YouTube live. Look at that. I got that up and running.

You did. With the help of a various, thank you very much. And we didn't need to put any additional wires in the place. I can't believe it. I can't believe it either. I thought it was like one is being used. One is being used. That's right.

It was hanging. I plugged it in. Not still not sure what it does. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I've now there's only 599 wires that don't do anything here, but again, we don't touch them because it's just bad You do to touch those wires. We actually have like a tech guy that I call and I know his wife hates me because I'm texting him all the time I'm like, you know, hey man. Oh, I look into my Instagram That I post a picture on Facebook. He's like I'm a tech guy a social media marketing And I'm like no, no, it's not for the, it's not for the podcast. I just want to show everybody,

I want to show everybody my new beard. I got new glasses from Warby Parker, Warbly Parker. I didn't get to glasses from Warby Parker. You got a company is a great company, but you got to pay for that kind of action here at the commercial break here at TCB con. You got a name for everything. That's two tokens, please, sir. So what was I saying?

Oh, yeah, yeah, at the commercial break on Instagram, if you follow us in the month of June, you subscribe on the YouTube channel or you follow us on Instagram or do both. And then you leave a comment about one of our episodes or one of our posts in the month of June, you'll be automatically entered into the drawing or into the best comment contest. The Christian IRA holding $500 cold hard cash or in Bitcoin green dot gift cards. We don't give a shit. You want to go to Sephora, go to Sephora. Can we have one of those big raffle wheels? Sure. And I can crank it. Yeah, I'm sure that's in the budget. wheels. Sure. And I can crank it. Yeah, I'm sure that's in the budget. I'm not even sure we're coming up with a $500. Also, if you have a big raffle wheel, that's you like to send our way. I'll give you

an address. Drop us a line info at tcbpodcast.com or Texas 470-584-8449-470-584-8449 standard text messaging rates do apply. Let me ask you a question. Okay. It's 203435 right? Jeff's 90. Just turn 90. Yeah. So he's in a wheelchair. It looks great. Mm-hmm. Skin all sagging down, hands all all. No, he's using apostrophe. Oh, he's using apostrophe. hands all. No, he's using a post-rophy. Oh, he's using a post-rophy. So, I think it never mind. I was gonna say something good. He's using a post-rophy, but unfortunately, just like, you know, most men as they get a little bit older, the libidos down and possibly his penis too.

Okay. But Jeff says, I love you, you know, after I turned 50, I just didn't want anymore. According to Frank. Yeah, according to Franky, the layman of it 50 and I just don't want anymore. I'm according to Frank. Yeah, according to Franky, the layman of it 50, and I just don't have anymore. I don't have it in me. Yeah. And he says, but I want you, Chrissy,

the young woman in the situation. I want you to be satisfied. I want you to feel good about yourself. Sweet of him. Yeah, I want you to be in touch with your intimate side. Mm-hmm. And he gives you the choice. You can go higher a call boy, high-end prostitute, right, with all of the man juices and man love and all the

wonderful stuff that comes with a call boy. Or you can have sex with a real life sex doll. Okay, like those robot. They're like the robot things. Well, they're not really robotic yet. They're just, they're going that way though by the time, they're the year. In 10 years when Jeff's 90. I shouldn't be talking by the way.

I shouldn't be talking by the way. I was in swimming class, I don't, funny story. I was in swimming class with my daughter the other day, and it just happened to be, you know, lots of times it's like five or six people, and then there's a coach. The coaches are always younger. There's swim teachers, right?

So it's like, you know, this is not, for most of them, it's not a career, it's just something they do because they want to make a little bit of money. And so there's a young lady there, I don't know, she said she was 21 or 22, but then she was, it was just me and her and the baby because no one else showed up to the class. And so what it really became was me and this girl talking for an hour and she asked me, you know, how old I was and then how old my wife was. And so there's a little bit of an age difference between the two of us

and you may or may not know that. But the look on her face was like, wow, that's got, yeah. It didn't look amazing. You got a girl that's that young. Yeah, she goes, so what do you, so how do you think things are gonna go like 20 years from now? When you're like, when you're a little bit older and you're slowing down and, you know, and I'm like, I'm slowing down, what?

20 years from now, I'm just gonna be hot and sexy, like Harrison Ford. I'll only be 72. Okay, so 10 years from now, and maybe they are robots, and maybe they have a mechanical penis that goes up and down, and you actually have to work the machine to get the penis to go up and stay hard, like tweaking snipples, give it a kiss every once in a while.

Rub its earlobes. Would you do it? I think I would try it. Sure. You would give it a try? Why not? I think I would too. Yeah. I think I would too. If the Jeff and Jeff and I could look at them together in the catalog. Yep. Pick it out and you know see how it goes You can pick out a dye color. It's hair color the size of its penis Sure Curved to the left curve to the right. I'm sure that those are things you can all do You can probably manipulate that now. I have only seen one male sex doll and I didn't look that convincing I'm just letting you know that right now. I know didn't look that convincing

Like a mannequin with a dildo stoker. Yeah, I think the women are way more advanced. The women are way more advanced because men are much creepier than girls are. And we just, you know, we have to find, it has to look real, it's gotta have the perfect fit in a whole nine yards, right? Yes.

I got fascinated by this concept as I was going down the internet rabbit hole, as I do in that investigator that I am. Yeah, the sleuth that I am. I got fascinated by men who are really in love with these sex dolls. Like these, they're called them real dolls, right? And so these real dolls are incredibly popular, are becoming incredibly popular and men are becoming less likely to get involved with relationships all around the world.

Interesting statistics about 30% of all men in Europe, all men and women in Europe live alone. They're single. And so there's no family unit, there's no children going on, there's no marriage going on. And the United States is headed in that direction. Also, in Japan, it's such a problem that they are paying people to have children.

I have this, yes. This is insane. Wow. Yes. If you need me, I'm there for age pain. Just want to let you know. I'm not going to see you go down. I want that birth rate up.

Penis is up. Birth rates up. That's what I'm saying. Penis is down. Birth rates down. Yeah, it's correlated. The next self-sred sheet. If I take my penis and I go like this,

I can clearly see what's going on over there, Japan. And I don't understand how your birth rate is down. If you guys are selling panties on the corner and it fucking vending machines, what's going on over there? Everyone's so horny, they're willing to buy panties and a vending machine. I don't use panties.

But you can't have a kid, you don't understand how to do that. Yes, they're used panties. Oh, wow. Used panties. Coronavirus. I know where coronavirus came from. It came from the used panty vending machine. Oh, that's right. They haven't investigated that yet. No. They need to be an island. They need to be an island. They need to be an island. They need to be an island. And some animals, but they need to be checking into the vending machines with the used panties.

That's kind of disgusting if you ask me. That trend hasn't made it here in the United States yet, but you know what, to each their own. Yes, to sure. You want your in-soap panties for $1.99 in a vending machine. The place like one of those claws. Oh, look, I got some pink ones with shit stains. Whatever, whatever you're into. And sex dolls, if you're into it, cool, dude.

Here's the thing. What I didn't know is that there are brothels where you can go and have sex with a sex doll. In Europe, they have them in Barcelona, they have them in Madrid, they've got them in Germany, of course, in Germany. Of course, right? Yes.

So I found a little documentary, it's about 20 minutes long. I figured we'd do what we do. We'd run through the video and we'd share it. We share the audio with you at least. We can run through it together. What do you think? You ready? Okay. Here we go. I'm a, I'm a, let's get into the world of men who are really in love with real dolls. Actually one man and then they'll talk a little bit about the brothels. You'll get it. Just listen. Just I've asked him all those questions. Jesus. So

Oh, you got to turn off the mute. Hold on. Hold on. If you don't mind, hold on one second, but I'll text my tech guy and ask him to turn off the mute. I know that Sarah is manufactured from steel and TPA plastic. But when I look at her, I see something more than the son of her parts. When I look at her, I see something that's more than the son of her parts. She has an aura.

I'm sorry, Mark, I think is his name. When you can remove something's vagina, it's not more than the son of its parts. It's the parts. It's definitely the parts. I've gone from sharing experiences with a real girlfriend to sharing experiences with a synthetic one. I guess I'm creating a synthetic family. A synthetic family.

A synthetic family, it's so cute. Sounds, sounds, I guess, I mean, it's the family of the future. Dear mom and dad. More than nuclear family. It's synthetic family. It's so cute. It sounds, sounds like... I guess, I mean, it's the family of the future. Dear mom and dad. More than nuclear, nuclear family. It's like I'm writing a postcard home. Dear mom and dad. I met a really nice girl.

Here's a picture of my new real doll. Just came in yesterday. She feels more life-like than the last one. I'm going to start a family with her. You'll be happy to know that the grandkids also have removable vaginas. Yeah. Yeah.

Mm. By the way, there are a ton of these documentaries out there. Oh, yeah, I think I might have seen some of those. The team vivid is 58 years old and single, but he doesn't live alone. Where, ladies? Hello, Sarah. He doesn't live alone. He starts every day with a cup of coffee in the morning news and his constant companion, Sarah.

A life-like sex doll made from TPE, a polymer similar to silicon. I've been doing... Ah. What do you think about it? I don't know. It was just in a show that I watched on HBO. I don't expect coming way more mainstream. I don't know what's more disturbing. The fact that you are sitting like you you're actually position in the video here.

He's positioning the woman or the woman is positioned sitting on the couch with him, watching the television screen. And she's got a cup of coffee in her hand. He's like pouring her a cup of coffee. I don't know what's more disturbing. Playing that kind of pretend at 67 years old. Or I mean, I think the least disturbing part about this to be quite frank is the fact that you're having sex with a doll, right?

I think it's all the other stuff that makes me a little bit upset. It's like he's playing pretend with real big dolls. Doesn't that seem a little weird? Compared to some of the other things that we've discussed on the show. I think this seems pretty middle of the room. Good morning, Sam. What do you say, we turn on the tally. I'll fuck you in your plastic mouth. We can have some coffee together. Are you ready to get rafes against that? I love the fact that you don't have a choice in the matter. Yeah, it's hard. My children were spending longer periods away from the home.

I'm a fairly independent person. You're too young to spend longer periods away from home. Mark, you've got real dogs living in your house. Yeah, that might be a cause. What do you think your daughter wants to, like, bring the friends over for a beer? Come on over. My dad's, my dad thinks there's my dad thinks those dolls are real.

The other creepy part that you can't see. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, talk to her. Just don't tell them. We don't want to upset the apple car. And ever since him and mom got divorced. It's gone sideways. I love the fact that he has to point out that he's an independent person.

I think we picked up on that mark. But I did miss the companionship of being in a relationship. If things do go wrong, we have a problem. The idea to acquire a doll came to Dean two years ago. People will be able to get the medicine for any of them. So I started doing some research and then I found a vendor in the UK and placed an order for Sara. See, he placed an order.

She came about you. Hey, it's tough out there in the dating model. It is, but just place an order. Just place an order instead of for a real person like the Russian bride. Pick her to size. Just go with somebody that doesn't you can just infer with their thinking Don't worry about swiping left and swiping right just push check out The size of the tits and go exactly that part made to order yeah made to order that part to me

I don't know I just I think I'd rather go into a brothel and then already be put together. I think the picking of the parts out, I would be like, I'm picking out parts for my new plastic wife, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, things have gotten bad if they're at that point. Yeah, and what part of the relationship are you missing, Mark?

I mean, you know, to realize that people talk back and forth when the relationship, listen, by the way, I wanna say this, if this really makes you happy, Mark, God bless you. I'm not judgmental of anything anybody does that's consensual. Now, I'm not sure the doll has a choice on it, but anything to choose, anything that you want to do that's consensual. God bless you.

I'm just having a bit of fun. And it's not involving any kind of children or children shows or anything like that. Like we've done in the past on some of those people. So, all four of them. Here at TCBTV, we are raising the bar one show at a time. Can they go any lower? No. No, we went as low as we could go with the, yeah.

What was that, the bronies was pretty bad, but then what do we do? Our unaird segment. Yeah, our unaird segment. What is that not aird on? Okay, we decided not to air it. What we did was we did a whole show just like this with clips about men who were attracted to women who acted like,

like six month olds. Yeah, it was not because the girl had some kind of emotional problems, though I'm sure that the girl had some kind of emotional problems. It was because that's what they're into is having sex with people that are acting like six month olds. Yeah, we put our foot down on that one and we said, wait and put our foot down, it wasn't like someone forced us to do it.

We just got done with it, we all felt dirty, really. Yeah. But at TCB TVCon, you can buy a copy of our on-air episode. Unreleased for two tokens. Screndal slap. Two tokens tokens. Scundle slap. Two tokens in a scundle set. For an extra token, you can get a scundle slap.

It's later. When I opened the box, I was completely surprised at how realistic she looked. And so I sat it downstairs with me. Look at her. After a few days, brain was being fooled into thinking of those somebody there. And I thought, oh, I quite like this, actually. It's actually...

OK, so we are actually looking at a video of this, which I'm not going to run. I'm willing future episodes run these YouTube videos, but I'm not going to run this particular one. It's the BBC, and I don't want to get it. I don't want to. So do you see a picture of her? And he says, what I opened the BBC, I don't want to get, I don't want to, anyway. So, do you see a picture of her? And he says,

What I opened the box, I couldn't relieve how life like she was. I think she looks like an awful. No, she looks like Jessica fucking rabbit. She looks like a doll. She looks like Jessica's rabbit. A lifestyle. Look at her body. To the beginning, today today Dean shares his house.

I feel like Mark is one of those people who should subscribe to Frank Bernardo's channel. He sure is. I think he could probably pick up a few hymns. Yes. A total of $7. But he's chosen to go the other way. Yes. It's my second though. She arrived in January of last year.

I was particularly taken by her look. I mean, she can look quite melancholic or thoughtful. I thought she was quite different to Sarah. This is Sherry, she's the only doll that's got two names. I thought, yeah, I need some diversity. I need some different... Ah, look at Mark. Spice ended up with some diversity. He's diversity, yeah, he's gay.

I felt like it's 2020. I bet. I bet to get some diversity. And here, so I got a, I got the black one. I've got one. I've got one. I've got one. That's a feminist. We don't have sex with her. She just yells at me from the corner. Stop playing with your dolls. Screefie.

He's got a whole party. He's got a whole party. Saturday nights are wild with more. It's like that home alone. Or something. It's kind of got to be like it's all. It's more like weekend at Bernie's. Yeah, it is weekend at Bernie's.

I feel like he just drags everybody up, throws some lube and some plastic on the bed. It just goes to town. Yeah. Hi, ladies. It's me. It's me. Stop looking at me like that Sarah, you know, I'm wild. You know it's going down tonight, it's a, it's a, it's a three-manic band job. It's a triple handy.

I feel like Mark gets crazy. I feel like Mark bends them in all kinds of shoes and sizes. He's got one swinging from the fan. He had to ask, just hit him in the head every once in a while. I love it He dresses them up like dominatrix Tell me what to do There's endless possibilities actually I'm thinking about getting a real My second time watching this I'm not thinking what do I get one of these things?

How do I tune in this I'm here in the studio a lot I just get sometimes I get lonely too Yeah, exactly you can have whenever I wants to just pitch one up there. Hey, you want to edit episode number 75 with me? Look at that. We got three listeners. Groups in my doll collection. And this was the most African looking head that I could find. That's sure that's a compliment. She's the queen because she's very pretty girl. She is pretty. Sarah is the queen. Oh.

So I have to keep reminding her of that. Sex dolls like Deans are manufactured in China. That's a keep of mind, yeah. I didn't know that. I didn't realize that the sex dolls got into arguments. No, they don't. You're a bitch. Stay away from Mark.

They put a camera in the home, like a nest, and he's checking it when he's gone. And like moving in different positions, like knighted to museum. I knew it! I knew you were lesbian! I knew the two of you were having a fag! I saw you pinching a plastic nipples. having it a fair. That's all you pinching of plastic nipples. Ha, ha, ha. MacGurie is a cunt. She's acting up again.

Shactin like the queen. I'm the queen. She won't let me have any degreaser. I need some degreaser, Marcus, disgusting dumbass. Sold in Europe by an array of wholesalers. In Germany, one of the biggest distributors is headquartered at the edge of the hearts mountains. These guys must be raking in the fucking dough. They must be raking in the dough. Because these

things are like, I did a little research and these things are anywhere from seven to twenty thousand dollars a piece. And they weigh a ton of, they weigh a ton. They're like a hundred and two, you know, so I mean, I don't. That's high quality silicone. I think 120 pounds. That's a lot of quality silicone right there. Feels like the real thing, even though I've never had the real thing. I'm pretty sure. That's what they say. Guaranteed. They're made in China, by the way. I feel like China's got it. I feel like China just keeps on creeping into more and more parts of our life.

Now they're just distributing six dollars all over the place, so you just shoot blank loads and get... Japan, you might want to check out your friends over there to the left of you because they might be the ones putting the panties and the vending machines. They probably are. Probably. Manfred Schoeland sells about $2,000 a year. His custom... Manfred! ...are almost exclusively men. Most dolls cost between 1 and 2,000 euros. Jeez!

So this one still needs brown eyes. So he's taking the eyes out. Head and pubic hair or types of fingernails. Customers can configure their doll according to taste. Selection is big, with about 100 different body shapes to choose from. So there's a big community. Nice.

Yeah. Very diverse. You can get anything you want. So there's a big community of people out there that own these dolls, and they're very protective over the image of the dolls. They're very protective over how the dolls are handled. What happens when the, you know, like in the manufacturing of the dolls and when they're

getting chosen to the point where some of these people who are making the dolls, let's put it that way. They're putting in brown eyes or bigger tits or whatever. They are, I mean, I guess that comes from the factory with the tits, but the way that they're, you know, addressing the pubic hair and putting on the real hair, also the cast customization, like you would a car. Only it's a girl that you're going to live with for the next 20 years. There are people who get super upset when they're handled in a way that they find disrespectful

as if it was a real woman. So they want them treated with extra special care. And so there are a whole websites that are dedicated to having conversations about the care and treatment of your sex doll. They want to make sure that it's taken care of in a way that's commiserate with what I guess they expect they would do with the real woman if they had a real woman. So there's a guy online, his name is Pay Money Wubby, I think.

He's like a super popular YouTuber. And he does stuff like this. He reviews videos and causes all kinds of trouble on YouTube. He's quite funny actually. Check him out. So he bought a sex doll one time and absolutely defiled the sex doll. Like he just took it out of the box, ripped it apart, you know, did all kind of, you know, had fun with it basically. Just like we're doing, right? People on these websites got, we're up in fucking arms about this. They were like, how dare you do that to the sex doll? How dare you touch her tits like that, that, that, that, that, that, that.

And I was like, whoa, settle down. It's a fucking doll. Yeah. I mean, guys, I get it. If you want to have sex with a doll, have sex with a doll. If you even want to have coffee within the morning with your doll, have coffee in the morning with your doll. But let's not forget, it's a doll.

Like, I mean, we don't need to, you know. Is it their name for that? There's gonna be a name for that where you put human characteristics or human qualities onto an animal object. I think there is a name for that. It's called Walt Disney. That's the case.

Think about that. Think about that for a second. Walt Disney is guilty of putting human characteristics on everything. Animals, animatronics, you know, the side of a building like I mean all the sudden everything becomes a person. You're talking to it like a person. I blame Walt Disney for this. Thank you Walt Disney. He's now replacing the eyes. We carry models that deviate from the classic measurements of 90, 60, 90 centimeters. There are different sizes, types of material, skin color,

and body types. Muscular. This one is the model next door neighbor. It's intentionally designed to be different to the ideal 90, 60, 90 phenomenon with some tummy. This one is your fat next door neighbor. This one is your next door neighbor. This one is your next door neighbor doesn't matter what

she looks like. Thank you. You're willing to fuck. What if he has her like out the bushes? You know, be keen and I don't know when to. Jim. Jim. What is that? Your wife. What? It's your wife. I'm pretending to flirt with her. Don't tell Janine, she's still sleeping. What did she came home one day? And it was like a doll sticking in your window and you were like, someone broke in, put a doll in my window.

Hey, Brian, hey, it's me, Ted, your next door neighbor. Hey, cool. Can I leave the doll in there for a couple of minutes? I'm just playing in my window. Hey Brian, hey it's me Ted, your next door neighbor. Hey cool, can I leave the doll in there for a couple of minutes? I'm just playing out of fantasy here real quick. Why did you put a fat doll in my window? I don't know, that's what I envision your wife to look like. Since I can't have sex with your real wife, I'm doing it with a doll.

With a neighbor. But I gotta play it out, you know, I gotta make it seem real. Don't tell her what I'm up to. She gets super angry. Hey, do me a favor. She's got a phone in her hand. Can you text? I want to suck your dick while my husband's out. I would appreciate it.

Thanks, man. Thanks. Just be a neighborly. Just be a neighborly. Thanks for all you do, buddy. You coming over to the bar because you're next week, right? You're bringing the ribs?

Sweet man. Do me a favor. Can you bend that doll over, take a couple pictures and snap it to my photograph. I appreciate it. You know what if I masturbate in your trees? No problem. Great. Would you throw her in your bed and put a camera up?

I'd appreciate it. Would you throw her in your bed and put a camera up? I'd appreciate it. I'm gonna send a couple dick mix of where you show the doll. Just point her eyes in the direction of the phone. She knows what to do. She knows what to do. She knows what to do. Oh my god, we always find a way to make this way more twisted than the next thing to be. Hey, but I'm not the one who came up with the name fat neighbor. The fat neighbor

doll. And the sky is the limit when it comes to customization. We cater to customers' tastes. Yes, it's the most rumor. This one's pretty good. This is the baby sits a model. Hey, honey, how you doing? I'm going to go pick up the baby's, what baby's it? We don't even have kids.

Don't worry about them. I'm going to pick up the baby's, she comes home with a doll in the side of the car, drags it in. This is a new baby sitter, Tina. Brian, if you lost your mind, that's a doll. I know. If you don't mind, I'm going to set it up in the bathroom, and I'm going to put a little people through the middle, so I can watch the babysitter.

Oh, has generous hips and thighs, and weighs a good 45 kilos. A model like this weighs around 27 kilos. And these here are around 32 to 35 kilos. Now because we're in the United States and we're on the Imperial system, I have no fucking clue how much 32 or 45 kilos is. I think it's, can you look that up? I think, I think it's almost double. It's like 3.2 or something like that. That's heavy. Like doesn't that seem like it's heavy when you're making love to a doll? Like you got to position it around?

I mean, I have a hard time with real humans women. But this is. It's 70.5 pounds. Wow. That's really heavy. When you get a drag something like that upstairs or like Mark's doing, trucking it up and downstairs for coffee.

Yeah. Does she take bath and breaks? I mean, what goes on over there? It's a workout. This game of moustache. Customers? If I had a real doll just because I'm really lazy, I'd keep it in the closet and that's where I'd have sex with it also.

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gender flute. Why do we name everything after that guy who killed Natalie Holloway? Anytime there's a, I'm sorry, Holland. Anytime there's a Danish person, I named them after Vanderslutin. Yeah. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to be disrespectful in that manner.

There's nothing natural about the head that you can take off the body of. That's true. Yeah, that is definitely an option. There's nothing natural more on to say that. It's totally antithetical. A natural looking doll head. It's got, this head has been painted

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Of course we do. But I mean, there's- And then he doesn't say I'm wedged. Yeah, but then they don't talk back to you. And then you can't have a relationship with them. And then you know, like there's nothing. There's nothing. Yeah.

I know there's some people who are making it up in their head that there's a morning conversation going on in front of the BBC news channel, but that's not how it works. It doesn't happen like that. I get it. I'm sure that in a very myopic sense, the dream is to watch a football match, drink a beer, throw your six dollar over the couch, plug it away, put it in a dishwasher, put it in the dishwasher and clean it out.

Yeah, call it a day. By the way, not to get gross, but how do you clean out? What do you think the minutiae of cleaning out the plastic vagina? I don't know. Maybe it does like. It's like a cup, do you just like just in the top, just in the top rack. Just put it in the top rack. You don't want to burn it.

You don't want to melt over vagina because it's all natural. You don't want to take that natural feeling out of that horse hair pubic hair. Yeah. We're playing one done sex, huh? That's some fucking creepy music, man. Yeah. God, they're putting them in like a body bag.

Showlight says men order sex dolls for different reasons. Many can't find a partner in life because they're insecure, too shy or physically disabled. Okay, physically disabled, I get that one. Yeah, too shy. I get I mean let's not get all of it Whatever whatever I have the sex. I'm just having fun. We found a video that we think we think it's funny So we're talking about it. Don't want the commitment Wow, they packed that thing up for real don't that yeah, it's in a towel She's unlucky and love Whatever the reason the doll substitutes a human partner. Oh man, I don't think I can go to that factory.

I don't think I could go to that factory, go to work every morning and have those dolls hanging like that. I think I could totally scrape that out. Yeah. Meanwhile, back in Mark's house, the new doll is fine. Oh, the new doll. He's already got three.

He's got five. Oh my God. He's got five. Oh my God. He's got five dolls in a year, in a year. There are certain human attributes that I've projected into her. The key one is clearly vulnerability because she is completely vulnerable. Vomorable.

They're all vulnerable. They're all vulnerable. Yeah, Mark. To maintain a. Yeah. Yeah. That was, look, that was 75 pounds. Dean regularly changes his dolls outfits.

They're warden. My one's in his own. All right. We've got maybe 20 dresses or so. Okay. Does they all wear the same? They're got more dresses than I have sure. They are interchangeable.

I guess so. Or does each one have their own? Depends on what kind of girl you got. You got it. You got the fat neighbor. You're going to need to get a shop at Marie Claire or whatever that place is. I mean, they singly he's 100 pounds. You're carrying it up and down these stairs.

And not American stairs, British stairs, British stairs are tall. They don't have any space there. For all the space in the world, somehow they build the houses straight up. Let me tell you something, carrying that doll up and down the stairs. That's a workout.

Yeah, mind as well, have sex over the washies up there. You don't have to bring her back downstairs for the morning coffee tomorrow. If I was him, I just leave her in the bed. He just claimed that she wasn't feeling well. Maybe that's what he's doing, as he's got different ones for different parts of the house.

This one's the upstairs one, the other one's the kitchen one, other one's the neighbor one looking in the window. He's got one down in the basement, tied up to the wall. Yeah, it's just all different kinds. That's his kid. That's his kidnap one.

Lots of underwear. That's different bras. I think when I had real girlfriends, I always just do enjoy buying them clothes. Oh nice of you. That's sweet. Oh yeah. you should just enjoy buying them clothes. A nice of you. That's sweet. Oh yeah. Oh, this is Sarah's favorite dress. It fits so well.

Oh, that's a favorite dress. Does that mean that's his favorite dress? I don't know, I guess Sarah. It's his favorite dress. You better get the dress. I got it. You know, I drink and sell. I heard it. You know I fucking hate that red dress, Bob! Get that thing going.

Don't, don't, don't just forget that red demon fed me in a more after the pandemic. This is close, Bob! You've been feeding me dang dogs and duritos! The whole pandemic! You can stand to use a food pounds yourself! It facts love! Oh yeah, I'm just gonna go, Dang Dong's and Doritos. Oh, pandemic. You can stand to use a food pounds yourself. It facts love.

Oh, yeah, I'm just gonna go fuck the good next on neighbor. Oh, the baby said, uh, go ahead, Bob. I hate that dress. I hate that dress. I didn't turn it to kind of like a horror movie. Yeah. I'm gonna sit this house on fire, Bob! You don't think I'd wanna work a lighter?

My tit's turning to flames, you're a barb, but you didn't know that! I'm flammable. I'm flammable. Plug me into your apple and update me, Bob! Really does look good on her. And it's... Stop using comment to clean up my hoo-hoo Bob and Hertz! It's not all that sort of 50 style, I guess.

It is 50 style, no doubt about it, like over 50. Just put my hand in the card again and I'm just holding her hand while I pull the car again over. So I don't bend her fingers. I do the same thing with my child, with my two year-old. This is what I used to do at work with patients. That's what I used to do at work with patients. He used to work in a psychiatric hospital.

He used to work in a psychiatric hospital. He used to work in a psychiatric hospital. He used to work in a psychiatric hospital. He used to work in a psychiatric hospital. He used to work in a psychiatric hospital. He used to work in a psychiatric hospital. He used to work in a psychiatric hospital. He used to work in a psychiatric hospital. He used to work in a psychiatric hospital. He used to work in a psychiatric hospital. He used to work in a psychiatric hospital. He used to work in a psychiatric hospital. He says he missed feeling needed But that's not the only reason Sarah moved in

Well, that's not the only reason Sarah moved in we got a chance to talk to Sarah Sarah why'd you move in? So you're playing boy. So what you're saying is you're in Barbara love. Would you marry Bob? Maybe Maybe. Sarah said maybe. Welcome to the real-dile documentary by Walt Disney. So what you're saying is there's a chance. Everybody's buying into the bullshit now.

Yeah. Yeah, what is love? I think for men, quite often, it's physical, so we're... No, I think you're wrong, Bob. Yeah, I think you're wrong. To respond to certain things. I mean, I can love my hair, I can't grasp it.

I love it. Yes. Yes. What is love if it's not a rock hard dick into a real tight pussy? Like Emily Dickinson said. On the footnight of love, it's a rock hard cock. I'm in poverty. I can't imagine why this guy's not married.

No, he's like a cat. What is love if it's not physical? I'm pretty sure all advice, poetry and music has been written about the exact opposite part. Now I understand there's a part of it. That's there's an attraction. There's an attraction is physical. And that's clearly what you're feeling for Sarah.

Let's ask Sarah. Sarah's a little shy today. Tosa face because I found it attractive. A couple of times she's been in dreams of mine and I thought she was real. But then after, obviously, a few minutes, you wake up and you realize, oh, that was just a dream. Wow. You know what Bob didn't take me a few minutes? It's, you realize, oh, that was just a dream. Whoa. You know what Bob didn't take me a few minutes

to figure out what's real? I figured that out, the second the documentary started. Oh, God. For Bob, it's not even Bob, it's Mark. I don't even know this guy's name, Mark. Bob, I know Sarah's name, no. Sarah, yeah. Oh, that's Sarah.

Oh, that was nice. To date, Dean has never been out in public with his dolls. Dean. But that's the thing. Wait, Dean's going to go out in public with the dolls? Let's see, he's going down a moat. Oh, it is England. He's been in time with his girls as he calls them.

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We've done something wrong. And we don't know what to talk to us. And she's so rude. Oh, so pretty though. The third time this month we had her head, and Sarah over, not a fucking word. Doesn't even say hi. Oh, rude.

No, thank you. She didn't touch her drink. She mean her food. And what's going on with that relationship? I mean, the bomb. She's pretty see how we treat it. Yes, pretty little doll. Kind of a little fake around the lips though.

I think she's had some work done. Yeah. Did you see how Bob treated her? Dracked her right out by her hair. Did you notice her arm treated her? Dracked her right out by her hair. Did you notice her arm popped off her dinner? Did you notice he tried to put a fork in her hand and her arm popped right off?

So strange those two. I wonder what's going on. She doesn't know what to do. Let's ask Sarah. Sarah! Sarah! Speak to us! Speak to us, Sarah!

Blank if you're okay! Blank if you're okay! Blank if you're okay! Blank if you're okay! Ring ring, ring ring, hello! Yes, it is Sarah there! Who is this? Ah, sorry wrong number.

Who's calling you? I told you, Mom. I told you not to put the red dress on. That's bone to pool boy. I saw you making eyes at the pool boy. Of course I was, I can't blink! I can't turn my head. I can't turn my fucking head!

If you don't want me to look at him, turn my head! I'm gonna melt on my kayak often I'm on my own. Often you're on your own and you're on kids. Often I'm on my own and my solo kayak don't know what it is. Yeah, there's not even room. Yeah, by the way, it's like in the video he's like going around to retention pond. It's not even a hot air. It's tiny.

It's tiny. Second of all, you gotta go somewhere where you're gonna find people. I mean, that's what you wanna do. Like if that's what you're into, it's tiny. Second of all, you gotta go somewhere where you're gonna find people. I mean, that's what you wanna do. Like, if that's what you're into, if you're looking into finding a mate, you're probably not gonna find it in a retention pond in a sun. I isolated it. That's right.

I isolated retention. He comes home in the grove. He comes home in the grove. It's been abandoned for a hundred years. I can't find anybody. I don hundred years. I can't find anybody. I don't understand. I can't find at all. Five times a week, I haven't found anybody yet.

I just came home to find pictures, not any pictures on your cell phone, Sarah. I told you, um, I told you. We've been taking advantage of too long. Things are gonna change around here. Ha ha ha ha. First and foremost, the fake vaginas are gone. We hid them. Good luck having sex with us now!

I'm just isolated. But you do feel the need to be with other people. That's the thing. Comfortable in your own skin is one thing, but saying that you don't feel the need to be around other people, when clearly you feel the need to be around other people because you are projecting that onto some dolls. Now, I don't care if you have sex with the doll, but don't fool yourself. You do need human communication. We all do.

It's like a part of whether you're an introvert or an extrovert. And I get it. There are some people who are just, it's uncomfortable to interact. That feels uncomfortable. And at points in my life, I felt the same way. Like being in social situations gives me anxiety and I feel uncomfortable and I'm an introvert. But don't fool yourself into believing that a doll can replace human connection because it cannot. That's right. Human connection is something we all need. I actually think like sunlight,

water and food. Maybe we don't need the sunlight, but like water and food. You need the sunlight. I need the sunlight. You love it. Turn on your sunshine. Let it shine wherever you go. ET Tanvid. Ha ha ha ha.

Where's the nearest tanning, man? Quick, I'm shivering up I'm turning a shame, paler if I had a sextile she'd be out of the 10 I'm telling you that right we'd be going to the tanning bed together give her about 40 minutes that plastic takes a minute to heat up You don't have to Danny Ben she's not fired You bought her a package and you back oh

Shit here comes that guy Brian with a sex doll again She's real he He does another difference. Hey, everybody. How you doing? Hey, hey, friends. Same for you for 10 minutes and number one. Same for you, Sarah. 65 minutes. 65 minutes in the convection oven we use for popcorn. Okay, great. Do you want us to take Sarah's hair off this time? Okay, great. Do you want us to take Sarah's hair off this time? I see you've got her a new wig. I see you got her a new wig.

Looking sexy Sarah, that red dress. Oh, you hate that red dress. That's so ass. I'm aware of the fact that I can appear to be anti-social in the things I do, but it does appear that way, Bob. It does appear that way, Bob. Dean, Bob. For Dean, loved and last. After three years of marriage, the mother of his-

I just thought he was about to say, for three years of marriage. Him and Sarah broke up. Sarah got everything. What did he say? After three years of marriage, he was married. Dean was married before he has two children. Oh, yeah. And he was married. And he was married. And they haven't come around much lately. No. I don't understand why. I know. I honestly think my parents were losing it. I think my dad was losing it. But given up hope of finding his soulmate. I have had people say to me, don't you get lonely?

Why don't you give up what you're doing and just have a normal relationship? But I don't feel the need to do that. I really don't you give up what you're doing and just have a real normal relationship? But I don't feel the need to do that. I really don't I think it's partly getting older and I'll be 60 in two years You're not dead man you're 58 years I'll be 60 in 10 years I'll be 60 in 37 years What am I going to do then?

What am I doing? Oh my fool. I'm basically dead inside. There's nothing left. Look at me. I'm a shell of a man. I don't feel the need to have a relationship because you are surplanting your need for a relationship with something that's not real.

I'm not saying, I'm not a psychiatrist or a therapist. God knows I'm not, I pay them, I pay them a lot of money. But the truth is that I imagine that you're projecting a relationship onto this thing that's not real, right? It doesn't talk back to you. It doesn't give you love or comfort or attention. It might give you comfort in a sexual sense, right?

Or maybe, I don't know, maybe you feel comfortable laying at it at night because it doesn't talk back, it doesn't have its own needs, it doesn't, if we'll ever leave you, I imagine as one of the reasons why, you know, the truth is you just gotta get back out there, Dean, get back out there. Like if you still wanna plug Tammy or whatever her name is,

like plug Tammy, find somebody who doesn't mind you, plug and Tammy, bring her into the bed. Three some. There's got to be, listen, I told you a couple episodes ago that having a threesome is actually a really difficult thing to do Mainly because you're usually the one that gets left out but this one is perfect. You're the stars Because you have a threesome with a sex doll as a third partner and then still the woman leaves you Hey Brian you want to go downstairs and get us a couple beers? The sex doll will say don't get up here.

Sarah and I are going to be right here. Listen, I'm going to lock the door for about two hours. Well, we get ready. I'm going to turn up the music real out. Don't worry about those noises you hear. Oh, Sarah! Me and Mom outside the door like, hey! Hey, what about that threesome? You guys still hot in there?

Oh yeah, we're still hot. We're waiting for that hot Brian Cack! Don't you worry about us! Just getting ready. Red dress is coming up. The red dress is coming up. Red dress. Oh, there it is.

I think she's having sex with my real doll by herself. I told you, Bob. I warned you against putting the red dress on! I'm so... I forget what it's like now. It's been so long. It's been six months. It's been six months. I forget what it's like.

I broke up last week. Real dollars showed up. Listen to this step. Worldwide, realistic synthetic dolls have opened up new business opportunities in the sex industry. So they said that 30% of all Europeans that live alone, they live like adults, live their single. So they live alone and that that's a change

from what's typically gone on, that the family unit was the thing that really was prevalent for most of the 19th and 20th century. And now over the last decade or two, more and more people are living alone, they're living single. And that that, that brings up a concern, right?

The concern is, I mean, I guess it's not, the concern is the birth rate, I think is what scientists are concerned. And then like, you know, people who study sociology and, you know, other stuff like that, they're concerned that people are becoming lonely or unloanly or because they're isolating themselves

and they don't understand how to interact in the real world. Well, that's, I mean, that's probably a valid point with everything online and sex dolls and you don't have to go out. DCBTV minus. When you don't want any friends, we're there for you. When you don't want any friends, we're there for you.

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Hello. Hello, Wunderschwann. Super, genau. Why not? Hello! Hello, Vundishuan! It's best to book the doll you want ahead of your visit so it isn't already taken. Then book a time when we have availability and you're good to go. Oh, okay. Like a ride chair, like a... Like a maneuver. Like a car.

Hey, do you want to split a sex doll? Hey, it you want to split a sex doll? Oh my God. Hey, it's only midnight. I'm not ready to go to the room. It's only midnight. I got the babysitter to one. You want to split a sex doll real quick? You got her mouth.

I'll get her ass. I mean, honestly, if you're gonna do a sex with a sex doll, have sex with your sex doll. Or own, yes. This is disgusting. Yeah. This is disgusting. If you're gonna do f-sex with the sex doll, have sex with your sex doll. Yes. This is disgusting. Yeah.

This is disgusting. I mean, I guess it's disgusting. Let me ask acting. I don't know. A real prostitute, they clean themselves. Is he cleaning the doll? Oh, he's here. No.

I don't know. Something about like, I don't want to, like I don't want to use, I don't want to use a fork somebody else has used. I don't like drinking out of cups that people have used. I might be a little bit of a germaphob in that sense. I really don't like it. It kind of grosses me out. I don't like double dipping on the chips

that's a whole other, we can do a whole show about that one. But to be out, and I certainly don't, I mean, I'm not prone to use prostitutes anyway. It's just that my thing. That's good. I think. Ascored likes at about me too. Yeah, exactly. So what do prone to use prostitutes anyway. It's just not my thing. That's good. I think. Astrid likes that about me too.

Yeah, exactly. So what do you think about prostitutes? This is so important. That's my thing. Just telling you. Check. He's marriage material. But the reality is, this to me seems rather disgusting

because no matter how well you clean the sex doll, I mean, it's like, I don't know. How much does it cost to use one? It's like the railings and the queue at six flags. You know that they're just gross. Yeah. No matter how many times I've been cleaned, they're gross. Because people are gross.

We're all gross. But I like, but I'm my own kind of gross. And then I have my family, which they're kind of gross. And I can live with their kind of gross. And holy, I can even live with but I have my own kind of gross. And then I have my family, which is their kind of gross. I can live with their kind of gross. And holy, I can even live with a little bit of her kind of gross. But you're a kind of gross? You're gross, man. Gross.

And then you're gizzin' all over a sex doll. You're gonna come in behind you. Yeah. Tag team, no thanks. Well, I don't mean to be think about the, how much it costs to actually rent. $80. Okay, yeah. So let me fast forward to this. Okay, so let me fast forward to this. Okay, so let me fast forward to this. Okay, yeah.

Okay, so let me fast forward. So it's on up there then you might as well buy your own. It's $80. $80, excuse me, $80, which is like $113 or something like that. At least it was the last time I went to Europe for a second, years ago. So I don't know. But it's $113 in cash.

So basically, if you can buy one of these cheaper end models for $1,000, if you're gonna plug your 10 times, you might as well just get your own doll. Now I understand, maybe the wife doesn't like it, but just tell her to think of how much money you're gonna save. And the fact that you're not following some other guy's gizbag.

Or actually, she can be another human, woman. Yeah, for $110, I'm pretty sure. That there are a lot of prostitutes for $110, you can get the works. Now, am I saying she's going to be as hot as Sarah? No, I'm not. Sarah's the full package. Sarah's the full package. Minus the blood.

Minus the blood. Yeah, minus the blood and the bones and the brain. The real vagina. Everything. Real hair. Eyeballs. The ability to blink or talk or fake. She thinks you would minus.

Yeah, she's teaching. She's prostitute minus. All the prostitute you need without all the talking. Because you know, you get those prostitutes and all of a sudden they just start gavin. They're on the clock. And when the sex tells on the clock, you just get talking because you know you get those prostitutes and all of a sudden they just start gavin. They're on the clock and when the sex dolls on the clock, you just get right to the mustard. That's it. Hey, but unless you're Dean, of course, who wants to have a conversation, that's very

nice to meet you. I brought some flowers. Sarah. Sarah. Open Germany's first sex doll broth. Sarah! Sarah! Open Germany's first sex doll brothel in 2017. Did you think it was weird that Sarah didn't blink her eyes and I did dinner? You know, I guess some people are just kind of strange, you know? Some people are into their own thing.

Yeah, I know. I know, but that is a are just kind of strange you know some people are into their own thing. Yeah, I know I know But that is a jizz coming out of her mouth. Oh Did you notice the seaman coming out of her mouth and her plastic nose? I did yeah, I thought that was weird But you know, maybe they're kinky they're into some stuff What about what her foot fell off you Well now honey, I didn't want to say anything. I just helped her put it back on. You know, some people have feet.

They just fall off. Can't be rude. That's right. That's right. My dad was in the war. His foot fell off all the time. Yeah, I'm used to it. This is the lounge where customers arrive.

Oh, they're all positioned like they're actually like at the bunny ranch. Yeah. And they get the surfing. Bundish one. Welcome. Hello, gentlemen. Welcome. Welcome.

This is Vanilla. This is Van Schwelder. Which one do I like? This one has ums, ums, ums, uh, boom, uh, uh. Oh, no, not this this one we forgot to clean her For example is the model Liz it's very popular Liz What a nice name. I feel like Liz is like so friendly. I New a Liz ones she did not look like

She was real human you mean yeah, well it that oh That one has like a face on it like Yeah angry face. Yeah angry face. Oh my god look at the badoon cuz on these look What are the what did Frank called them the melons? Oh? No, that was it was partly what was the name hardly yeah, yeah, gently or whatever's name was Listen, there's plenty more of this video And I we can get maybe we'll do a part two on this later on down the road that we can listen to about the brothel part of this.

But also Mark's children come in and they talk to him about this whole thing. And it's rather interesting because his daughter is like, his daughter is a feminist, right? And she's like, listen, this to me is the creepiest thing that my dad could do. But at the end of the day, he's my dad. And I'd rather have a relationship with him.

Right. Then not have a relationship with him. Sure. And so I guess that you can understand. Yeah. I think, you know, listen. In my, listen, like a man's planning to you. Listen out there.

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I don't think that it's doing anybody any harm to have sex with a sex doll. You wanna have sex with a sex doll? It's like having sex with one of those pocket pussies, right? Whatever, have sex with a pocket pussy. It's a pocket pussy with a whole other body attached to it. It's a sex toy with a- It is a sex a pocket pussy with a whole other body attached to it. It's a sex toy, it is a sex toy, most definitely. With a body attached to it.

I don't think there's any harm in that. Yeah. I would encourage anybody who's having a relationship with a sex doll, like a full-blown relationship like our boy Dean is having. You should also have a relationship with human beings, because that's important to also. So have your morning coffee with Sarah,

but then give your friend a call and go out to the pub and have a beer, because that's important to also, right? If you feel like life, like my new closing music, look at that. If you feel like life has passed you by, just know, 58, it's not dead. You're just getting started.

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No, you know what? We'll leave it alone. We'll leave Frank Hill. We'll leave Franky alone. We'll bring it back over the holidays maybe. What else are there so much else to get to? Yeah, bring it back over the holiday. Bring it back over the holiday. Will that Franky give us some new content? Yeah, he's gonna get back to it.

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