The Commercial Break - Someone Stop Kirk Cameron!

Episode Date: February 28, 2022

Ivan Reitman passed recently and TCB is reviewing his illustrious comedy making career. Bryan and Krissy discuss some of his best movies and some of his worst. Then, Bryan finds a list of worst actors of all time. Unfortunately, Kirk Cameron is not included. Maybe because he is NOT an actor. Finally, Bryan breaks out a few scenes from one of the most panned movies ever...Trolls 2. Not the singing, dancing cartoon with Justin Timberlake, the live action movie about actual trolls. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Do you know what Adderall is? Do you know Ridlin? Do you know now that Ridlin is a street drug? On this episode of the commercial break. Cannibal Girls would be a type of movie the day would show on there, which meant that it was a lot of racy, uh, horror. For the time. Yeah, for the time, right? And USA never showed anything, but all the pre-pubescent boys,

all of us were watching that Friday night, because maybe a nipple would slip out. Catch, yeah, catch a glimpse. And if a nipple slipped out then it would be instant ejaculation is what would happen. That's 12 years old. You'd be like, ah! I saw it! I saw it! Quick, hunk the bed!

Because I think you can give the talk to me if that's alright! This is serious up here! Yeah, let it talk! What do you want? I talk to me if that's alright. The system is up here. Yeah, let it talk. What do you want? I don't know if that happens. I know. 1980s movies are so... They ask you to suspend, believe I know it was every turn, right? Yeah.

There's a guy standing on a ledge, just bonded about apparently his mother, because the, you know, the action 2 news crew figured it out. And, uh, Sly Stone's mom comes, you whoo! You whoo! Why are you there, you whoo, you whoo. Why are you there, sonny? Mom, get away.

No, no, no, no, let it talk. Let it talk. This might be just what I need. Another nagging mother. Hold on. What is it? Doose bigelow, male jiggle of hot chick. Hot chick is a hot steaming pilot.

Shit, they should call it hot shit or what they should call it. And not like hot shit, like you're hot shit. Like hot shit, uh oh, there a hot-steaming pilot. Shit, they should call it hot-shit, or they should call it. Not like hot-shit, like you're hot-shit. Like, hot-shit, oh, there's hot-shit on the floor. Someone's gotta pick it up. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, restaurant. Oh, Brian. Green Mrs. Mike. Dear friend, Chrissy Houdley.

Best of you, Chrissy. Best of you, Brian. And I see you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Welcome to another edition of yet another edition of yet another edition of the commercial break. It's a hotel within a city. It's a sitting area.

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A couple of some time ago. The noted director and producer, Ivan Wrightman passed away. I saw that. Ah. And, you know, it wasn't until he did a little homework because I was like, oh, Ivan Wrightman, you know, he's been a silly little son. Ghostbusters, animal house. We'll go through it.

Do you want to go through it? Yeah. You want to go through a list? Mm-hmm. I'm going backwards to forward. So, the first movie is that he did, the first, well, the second movie that he did, he did an orientation for his college. And then after that, he did something called

the Columbus of Sex, which apparently was like a campy romcom with a lot of soft core porn in it. And the show actually, sexcom? Yeah, like a sexcom, a sex romcom, a romcom, if you will. Romp, a romcom. Rompcom, romcom. The Columbus of Sex is a movie that I cannot find The Sex Rom Com. A romp com, if you will. A romp com. A romp com. A romp com. A romp com.

Uh, the Columbus of Sex is a movie that I cannot find anywhere. I looked for it. I cannot find it anywhere. But he was in Canada, that's where he's from. He was in college in Canada. He made this movie with his friends and then, shh, it was to show it at like a, you know, at one of these, you know, like, uh, events, like a movie event, right?

Like a film festival. Like a film festival, right? Like a film festival, yeah. Like a student film festival. Like it's the best way to explain it. And on the second showing, there was one showing and then on the second showing, he was arrested, along with a couple other people, for indecency and all kind of stuff like this,

the cops actually came in and arrested him for showing his own movie. It's called a stir. Scandalist. He is scandalous. Oh, Ivan. So then he does cannibal girls, which is another humpcom, right?

A rompie humpie humpie humpcom. He's into this. And a college. He's a bigger, a bigger one. Yeah. Every, when I was a kid, and TNT or USA would play those, like on Friday nights, they would have the Elvira. Yeah, definitely morale, morale.

So for those of you that don't know, the station, the cable station, USA Network, or TNT Network, I think it was mainly USA. They used to have like Friday night movies with Elvira. And Elvira was this larger than life, which like character she played kind of a, like a good witch, I guess is the best way to explain it. Yeah, we're all black.

We're all black. Yeah, black hair, long black hair, and a super pasty. Plunging neckline. And plunging with the black dress. And every year it got more plunging, right? Every year more of her boobs came out. And that was just like, you know,

but they play all these like super campy horror movies. Yes, she was a camp. The camp of the camp. And cannibal girls would be a type of movie that they would show on there, which meant that it was a lot of racy horror action. For the time. Yeah, for the time, right? And USA never showed anything, but all the pre-pubescent boys,

all of us were watching that Friday night because maybe a nipple would slip out. You catch, yeah, catch a glimpse. And if a nipple slipped out, then it would be instant ejaculation as well with what happened. That 12 years old. And you'd be like, ah!

I saw it! I saw it! Quick, hump the bed! So, Cannibal Girls is the next notable movie that he's a part of. And then that's in 1971. He's the next executive producer on a lot of these. And then in 1978 comes of course the huge hit,

Animal House. Yeah. Which is one of my favorite movies of all time. It's gotta be ranked in the top five comedy movies of all time for me. I think it is, yeah. And I think in general it is. Animal House is almost a perfect comedy movie in every way.

There's, you're not really invested in anything that's going on, right? You're invested in the characters, but you're not really invested in some huge plot that you have to pay attention to. It's just straight up comedy, a lot of it physical, most of it absurd. Baluci is just amazing in that movie. And it's a movie about a bunch of college kids who get drunk and like to have said, we'd, I like to, what, what is that movie? Can I dance with your dates?

Yeah. Otis Redding is in the movie, which is brilliant. Is he in the big dowel in that movie too, or is that the revenge of the nerd that she's in? She's in one of those. I think it's the revenge of the nerd because I'm a big enemy McDowell in that movie. Okay.

But she wasn't a couple of Ivan Wright movies. It wasn't she. Animal House is brave. It's seen animal house here. You go watch it. Go watch it. Stripes in 1970. Stripes.

Stripes. I love stripes. It's Bill Murray and Dan Acroid. Ah, is Dan Acroid the movie? I think so. Yeah. It's a great movie. Yeah, great movie.

Yeah. About a couple of Nidnicks who are joined the army because they can't, oh no, it's not Dan Acroid, it's, who's the tall guy? Not Eugene, but Harold Rames. Yes. Harold Rames. So brilliant.

Heavy Metal, which is a cartoon, like a cult classic cartoon, then it's just awful. I hate it. I just think it's awful, but whatever. People are into it. He does a couple movies, The Magic Show, Space Hunter, Never Seen It, Don't Know Anything, It's About The 1984.

He comes out with Ghost Busters. I mean, that was a blockbuster. He's a movie on Earth at the time. I remember Ghost Busters. I thought the movie was so fucking cool at the time. It's a fun, it's so fun. It's an ectoplasm. It's a corny weaver.

It's a corny weaver, it's a brilliant Bill Murray and, you know, Harold Raymus and then... And Dan Acroyd. Dan Acroyd isn't that movie too. And then there's the guy, who's that guy? The little one who played the Honey I Shrunk the Kid. Oh right, Harold Raymus. No, Harold Raymus, no that's, what was his name? Whatever his name is.

He like disappeared off the face of the earth. Yeah, after Honey I shrank the kids. So you don't know. And was he in little shop of horrors too? It was a little shop of horrors, that's right. We must find out. Okay, we must find out. Hold on, one second.

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YouTube.com slash the commercial break is where you can go to follow along on video. If you'd like that, we'd love that of you. Go and subscribe. Like one of our videos. Ivan right man makes a movie with with the Rocky Balboa himself. Oh, the slide. Slide stone. And I'm gonna I'm gonna let you listen, aka show you the trailer for this. Are you ready? Yeah. I mean, it's hard to believe that this movie didn't

make a billion dollars at the following previews been approved for all audiences just letting you know that of the year allowed to watch okay good what i've got a jet out there looks like he's going to do it this is less than parts for channel eight news we've just arrived downtown at fourth and main

where man has gone out onto the leg of a building apparently despondent about his mother and remains there still. Hey kids, first of all, how did the reporter find out he was despondent about his mother? It's all about my mom! Hi, baby! It's you, ma'am! That's all I was about to mention. So here's this scene, there's a bunch of people gathering at the bottom of a building, including a news crew

that got there in 10 seconds, I guess. There's a guy standing on the proverbial ledge and all you see is a sliced stone running into the building, dressed in a safe today. He's a detective. Hey, you don't tell me what you do, though. You stay right there, I'm doing it.

I'm gonna do it. No, no, no, I'm doing it. I'm doing it, you stay away from me. You know what? You know what? You're... you're... you're a man! Oh no. I'm not your mother, but I have a mother! The mother is there! That's a Stelgeti playing the mother of Slice.

You who? You who? Who came up with this? How did this even make it past the boardroom? Who said... who thought this was gonna be a good idea? A Starlight Cross to the side. Still, Gidey, Salai Stone, to the hottest people. He's a mom, she's a detective, they solve a murder case. What do you think? Greenland, $20 million. Of course it's Ivan right, so I'm sure anything can get Greenland.

Yeah. I just think you can give the talk to me if that's alright. This is serious up here. Yeah, let it talk. What do you want? Because that happens. I know. 1980s movies are so they they ask you to suspend the belief. I know it's every turn, right? Yeah. There's a guy standing on a ledge to spawn it about apparently his mother because the you know the action two news

crew figured it out and sliced stones mom come you who? You why are you this sunny? Mom get away honey mom get away no no no let it let it talk this might be just what I need another nagging mother oh then I want you to know that young man next to you is my son mom stay out of this okay and God knows he and I have had our difficulties over. You see, he was very small for his head. And I made him this adorable little wig and a beautiful little dress. We're wigging a pretty little dress. Let's see a door.

You're wigging a pretty little dress. This makes me want to get off this ledge right now. Things are so much better. It's so stupid. I know. I thought I had things bad. Like, close. Stop. Oh, please, you don't have anything I haven't seen before. Mom, would you tell her how pleased?

Or my mom, both of you will shoot. First of all, how bad are trailers in the 1980s? What is this 1987? This is 1982. Oh. What were we thinking? How did we ever believe that this stopper my mom will shoot Mom you're gonna see my balls nothing I haven't seen before Break out the mom washes gun. We got the mom washes gun bit

Bit Mr. Murdoch Mr. Murdoch Get it quick on nail those turkeys. Oh come on way she's up all to go back Monday Okay, can already see it's gonna have a very nice equipment. Do you like me to drive? To realistic sound effects So stupid stop of my mom was shoot. Unfortunately, he didn't make a whole lot of money at the box office. I won't play the rest of it.

It's just a bunch of loud noise and music, but you can get it. You know, a lot of... I guess when you have a career as long in history as Ivan Reitman, you're bound to have a few stinkers in the bunch, and that was one of Beethoven was the next one. That was at the dog. Yeah, never worked with animals. The dog movie. Yeah, never worked with animals. Dave, he was a producer on Dave, which was a good movie. Dave was a next one. That was not the dog. Yeah, never worked with animals. The dog movie. Yeah, never worked with animals.

Dave, he was a producer on Dave, which was a good movie. Dave was a good movie, yeah. And that's the one about the guy who has to be a stunt double for the president, because the president's dead or something like that. Yes. Beethoven, too. Oh, what's much you've got a winning formula. Junior, which is Arnold Schwarzenegger, playing another goofy character, but he knows

good in those movies. Yeah. again, playing another goofy character, but he always good knows movies. And so that's 94. Then in 96 or 95, he makes the late shift, the movie about late night talk show host and other drama that was going on at the time. So good. So good. Really good movie. You should watch it.

Space Jam. Space Jam, which they just recently redid. Yeah, that wasn't so good. Space Jam, the first one's good, but the space jam the new ones not so good private parts Brilliant parts brilliant Howard Stern Howard Stern. It's a brilliant movie. Uh, Commandments. I don't even know what that is father's day. Who knows what that is Then he does mummies alive a TV series Metro hospital a TV movie. He's really kind of you you know, it's sort of the end of his career.

Yeah, we're in hell. Yeah, Road Trip, which was a good movie in 2000. Road Trip, yeah. Uh, he does old school in 2003 as an executive producer. Whoa. Now that's big. So Stripes Animal House. Yeah.

Stop or I'll shoot my mom. Stop or I'll shoot my mom. Do you know Something like that. And old school. Old school's hilarious. Trailer Park boys, the movie, Euro Trip, Hotel for Dogs. You know, that was a classic hotel for dogs. He doesn't know that one.

Up in the air, which is, of course, directed. He was the producer. That was a great movie. Trailer Park boys, two, no strings attached, which was kind of a cute movie, I guess, if you're into that kind of thing. Draft day, uh, wasn't, which wasn't good. The most recent Ghostbusters, uh, before the one they came out in 2021. So the one that came out in 2014 is that the one with all the, uh, with all the women, like the women characters. I might have had. Yeah. I thought it was okay. Yeah. I thought that was pretty good. Baywatch, the movie, which was hilarious.

Right. Oh, he also did Space Jam a New Legacy. He was an executive producer. And then Ghostbusters Afterlife, which was the one that came up. And the Remus, yeah. That made a very long career. If you had just done animal house and or stripes and or old school,

you would probably go down in history as one of the best comedy producers and or directors. Most of these, he's a producer on, he's not a director. But if you had just done one of those, you would, I think you'd be considered having the might as touch a little bit. But he did all of those and private parts, which is a fucking fantastic movie. And

apparently as a way Howard Stern tells the story, Ivan Reitman actually shaped that whole script because Howard was trying to like what he had like a littler, literary agent that was shopping it around, but he didn't. He wrote the book. He wrote the book part. He really didn't know how to position this as a movie. He was like, well, what, you know, should this be a movie about all my raunchy shit? Should this be a movie about my childhood? Should what, we know what should it be? And Ivan Reitman called him out of the blue and said, no, no, no, no, no, this is what the movie should be about.

Should be about, it should be a love story at the end of the day about you and your wife and about how people fall in love with you eventually because you're a good guy and we can figure this out how to make a shine on camera. So, what are you talking about? What are you talking So, brilliant producer. And when I was reading through these,

and I was watching the trailer for Honey, I'll shoot my mom. Honey, I shrunk my mom. Stop or my mom will shoot. Or I might shoot my mom. Yeah, stop or I might shoot my mom. Yeah, I might, just stop probably might shoot my mom. It made me think about, I was like, there has got to be some universally bad actors

and acting out there. Like the worst acting that's out there. If you name a bad actor, who do you think is a bad actor? A bad actor. Oh. Who's in your top five, 3, 2, 1? OK, I'll give you a few suggestions.

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It's fifth season. It had like 22 million people to an Hindu. Yeah, it's crazy. 22 million people. Yeah, and I got in the same amount of dancing with wolves. I love dancing with wolves too. And dances with wolves was not bad either. Jaden Smith, poor Jaden Smith.

Oh no. Yeah, I don't know. I've seen him act enough to really... I can't. Yeah, poor men don't move. Okay, Kano Reeves. Kano Reeves, what? He's not a good actor. He plays can and Reeves in every movie and I mean he's a little like He's a wonderful human being. He does a lot of good school. He's been in some cool movies matrix Was a good fit for him because he kind of had to seem like a little bit like this Nudnik who was just waking up from a dream right and

And then when he wasn't talking, he could seem like a badass. So I think it was a good fit for him, but there are a lot of movies where he's pretty bad. M. Knight, Shyamalan, well, he's a director, but he is in all of his own movies. And I don't really get his movies. Sounds like a Jamie Dornan from 50 Shades of Grey. Let me tell you, I can confirm that Jamie Dornan

from 50 Shades of Grey, all three of them, which I've seen because Astrid has pulled me to all three of them. For like, well, two of them. For two Valentine's days in a row, I ended up having to go see 50 Shades of fucking Grey and 50 Shades of fucking Grey too, or whatever it was called. I was the only, and I mean the only person

with a penis in that room that I the only person with a penis in that room that I could tell, with a penis in that room, and there were a couple other, you know, there was like a couple of gay guys, a couple. They were holding hands, they were sitting right next to us. It was a crowd, I mean, it was full to the brim. People were like, hanging off the rafters to see the release of this movie,

and I was the only guy in there. And I can tell you right now, not that I cared. I didn't give a shit, right? About being the only guy in there and I can tell you right now not that I cared I didn't give a shit right yeah about being the only guy in the room comfortable. I'm comfortable like that I'm good. That's like most of my life the movie itself was Horrible and it was horrible. Is he the guy that plays the guy? Kirish and Gray. Okay. That's right. He is horrible. He is so bad in this movie. It is so fucking bad now He just got nominated. I think for an Oscar for Bell Fast, which is a movie he might have directed and written.

Right, I saw the preview for that, but I haven't seen the movie. Okay, but just know that if we're basing this simply on his first three movies as a starring role, he's horrible. Have you ever, you never watched any of those movies? I did not. If you want to laugh, if you want a fucking giggle, watch 50 shades of great any of them and you'll realize

Just how stupid a movie can be because yeah You see Dakota Johnson naked every 15 seconds and she's a beautiful woman, right? That's that's a great reason to be in the movie theater, right? But Jamie Dornan who's also got a great body is so bad at acting It's it's really it's as if they never screen tested the guy and they have no chemistry but Jamie Dornan, who's also got a great body, is so bad at acting. It's really, it's as if they never screen tested the guy. And they have no chemistry. And this is one of the biggest

movies to come out of a book. Yeah. They made like a billion and a half dollars off of those stupid movies. And the two of them had zero chemistry on screen together. Zero row. Yeah, it's not convinced. I'm not convinced at all that those two

want to have sex with each other, or they even like to watch each other naked. Now, if I was in a room with Dakota Johnson, or maybe even Jamie Dornan, because he's handsome, right? But the two of them together, it's like it's just an awkward, you know, we've all seen those couples.

Yes. We've all been those couples, right? Where you just, it's like, well, I don't really like you, but, you know, we're gonna see where this goes yeah I need some practice I'll like I'll do you for a couple days you know I'll get you off you'll give me off we'll call the day but then that doesn't even work it's just uncomfortable yeah we've all been there Mark Wahlberg I I mean I like him I don't think I don't go see a movie because of him but the ones that I have seen of him are pretty good.

Boogie Knights. Boogie Knights. He's great in Boogie Knights. Yes, yes, very good. And he's great in the departed. Other movies I can see why you might think. He was just in like stepdad or something. I watched that over a holiday.

With Will Ferrell. Yes, with my boy, L.A. Yeah, he thought it was cute. That was cute. The other guys, isn't he and the other guys too? Ah. Didn't him and Will Ferrell do like a series of movies and one of them was the other guys isn't the other guys to Didn't him and will Farrell do like a series of movies and one of them was the other guys I think maybe Owen Wilson I like I just ran into him on the belt line the other day. Yeah, yeah, he passed right by us. I like Owen now

Not every movie you do is gonna be a smash, but true. I mean starsky and hud and you do is gonna be a smash, but I mean, Starsky and Hodge and Zoolander, and he was just in Loki, which is that Disney. Oh, that's true. He's good in that. I like him. The bottle rocket. The bottle rocket.

Yeah. Wes Anderson and. All the Wes Anderson's Royal Ten and bombs for sure. He is brilliant. He's so good in that movie. You passed him. Did he look good? He looked great.

Yeah, he had a big smile on his face. I had on No, I wanted to but did other people saying I don't know no, so he was just a normal guy. Yeah, he was a blind guy with a nose that you could figure out from my way. He just spotted him. Good. Get him. Tell him to call me next time. I don't know. David spade. Yeah, David spades not a good actor. Yeah, he was never he wasn't even good and said it like he was funny because he had this weird look on his face, right? I think he was funny in Tommy boy But again, Tommy plays the same kind of person and everything. But that's like a Laurel and Hardy type situations Yeah, or you know, honey mooners, you know Ralph and whatever's name is

whatever's name is. Yeah. Yeah. You're wrong, boy. Our audience has no idea what we're talking about right now. Who? Um, Kirk Cameron. Uh, yeah. I mean, I like to men growing pains, but that was 30 years ago.

I don't have a fucking thing to say about Kirk Cameron. What else is it? What an asshole. I one time, listen to it. I put it, I made it into a bit, but I listened to a seminar Kurt K. What else is that? What an asshole. I one time listened to it. I put it, I made it into a bit, but I listened to a seminar of his, where he said that you shouldn't eat Chinese food because Chinese people were monotheistic.

They didn't believe in a God. And so you shouldn't eat Chinese food. You were celebrating monotheism. Yeah, I thought I did hear that he went kind of crazy with the religious. Kirk Cameron's a fucking moron. Let's just all admit it. Why are we why are we continue to pedal this guy's bullshit?

Why do you go and watch his movies? What about David Schwimmer? Are you a David Schwimmer fan? David Schwimmer's kind of a... I mean, I guess in friends, he fit the role. Yeah, friends. Yeah, but what other movie? Yeah.

Let's get back to Kirk Cameron. Why are we feeding? Why are we making his movies still? Why are people paying to make his movies? Why are people? Why do people watch his YouTube videos? I'm not paying to see him. How do people pay him to go give a fucking, you know, whatever a commencement speech and all this other bullshit? It makes no sense to me. The guy is an idiot. He talks like an idiot. He looks like an idiot. He was in one show, one time growing pains, which wasn't that good. I'll mind you. Was not that good.

And then he wouldn't even, but that's his wife now. The girl, the girl who he was in love with on the show is now his wife. But they, he wouldn't bone her until they got married. That's right. They were very religious. Fucker. Whole Cogan. I mean, whole Cogan, please. Whole Cogan. Yeah. Tyler Perry. Ooh, that's like sacrilege here in Atlanta. Yeah, no, I like Tyler. I haven't seen enough of his movies to be honest to give it to give,

but he plays those two characters. You must have some acting skills and they make a ton of money. All those movies, the Medea movies, he does a lot of good too for the he does. I wish you do a lot of good and give me one of his houses. Tyler, I'm waiting for you, buddy. Or one of your planes. We'll take one of your planes. Remember when we talked about how we would want a plane

and it would break down all the time? We'll take your old plane, Tyler. And you're welcome to come on the show anytime. We would. Yeah, we would have them for sure. Brendan Frazier. Well, yeah. The mummy.

Yeah, it's pretty bad. It's all pretty bad. Yeah. It's all pretty bad. But Brendan's making a bit of a comeback. He is. I saw that recently. Steven Segal is hands down before it's up to him some whole time. He's got to be. He's got to be. There's not a fucking thing to Steven Segal is in that is good. He's just looks cool when he's just when he was young. Yeah, now he looks like he looks like a fat Lego man rocking around. He is so.

I haven't seen him recently. But that begs the question then Jean-Claude Van Damme. Jean-Claude Van Damme. I think he's a better actor than Steven Tegault. He might be better at martial arts. He looks better doing it. Steven, no. Steven always looked very, you know, he'd like do a karate chop and then he looked like he

was out of breath. He'd be like, whoosh. I need some water. Cut. I'm the director. Cut. And he, remember you had the television show one time? Do you remember the television show we had where he became like a New Orleans Sheriff's

Officer? He became an honorary New Orleans Sheriff's officer. And he had this television show. He's bringing a camera crew around. All he was like, you know, busting people for selling drugs and all this. And then the people who got busting. It was a reality show.

It was a reality show. People got busting started suing the New Orleans police department. Like, he's not a real cop. It's Steven Segal. And they won. They just like some people got on the jail there. The judge was like, you're right. I know he's Steven Segal. it's Steven Segal. And they won. They just like some people got on the jail there. The judge was like, you're right. I said, Steven Segal.

He's Steven Segal. He's a pretty bad actor. A quitted. Hayden Christensen, poor Hayden Christensen, you do one movie and your whole life is ruined. But he is pretty bad actor. Taylor Lawtoner, I'd never seen it. Never seen any of those movies.

Oh, you didn't see in the Twilight series? No, it was at Willow or what, oh, it's Twilight. Twilight, yeah, vampires, yeah. I loved the books. Yeah. I just felt like the movies were a little too cheesedastic for me. I would. Yeah, an adult.

And like, the special effects didn't even look good in that movie to me. It didn't look realistic at all. Yeah, that's why I lived in the books. Because you can imagine it in your brain. And what's her name? She, Kristen Stewart. She's gone on to become a huge actress. She's in the new one, the Spencer.

I want to see Spencer. Oh yeah, yeah. And I think she's really good actress too. I think she is too. But she's very sad and soul-treat. She does, yeah, play this. No, but no, I mean in those movies in particular, the couple pieces that I've seen, she's always so, ugh, yeah.

Ugh. What is it? Jake Lwood. What are the names? Jake and Jackson, everyone. Well, isn't Team Jake, Team, what was it? Team Jake and Team Edward. Yes.

Jake. Oh. And then, oh. Team Jake and team Edward. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It seemed like she was going to throw up or something. No, Nicholas Cage. Well.

Well. He's been tossed around as that for a long time, but the man is versatile. You get. He plays. He plays many different versions of Nick Cage. Many different. In fact, I've read about this. Yeah, many different versions of himself.. Many different. In fact, I've read about this. Yeah, many different versions of himself.

I just watched the one movie Pig. How was it? It was good. Something like where he goes on a murderous rampage because someone stole his pig. Is that really? Yeah, but he got like an Academy Award, didn't it? Yeah, it's interesting, but it's Nick Cage playing Nick Cage.

I think Nick Cage is an interesting career, right? He just wants to get away from his uncle. He doesn't want to have anything to do with his uncle. Oh, that's true because it's... Francis for Copa. Yes. So he doesn't want anything to do with his uncle, so he changes his name and he won't allow Francis to pick up the phone and call anybody about anything, right?

Right. Not to say that maybe Francis Francis would like you're bad. I don't think you should do that. Thank God you don't want me to call anybody because I probably wouldn't call anybody. I'd be like this. Just pretend like you're talking to me. Hey, Steven Spielberg. Yeah, it's me.

Corporal. Pretend like you're talking to me. Oh, that's a shame. Well, Nick couldn't get you in that movie. So I think he's become so universe. So he has this like bang up start to his career. He's in these leaving Las Vegas and Peggy Sue got married. One of my favorites is raising Arizona, which is just like a super brilliant movie. Coen Brothers. Yeah, the Co-unbrothers. And then he has a couple of these strings of whatever that, you know, the Constitution or whatever.

What was that called? Yeah, the National Treasure. And he was also in face-off. Face-off was such a... Oh, bad. So, face-off. Let's switch faces. Let's switch faces.

The only way to get out of this. Colonel, what are we gonna do? The only way I say out of this kernel. What are we gonna do? The only way I see out of this, switching faces. Put me in a chair. I'm ready to do it. It's so bad. The premise was so bad.

So many people love that movie. I hate it. I won't even watch two minutes of it. But he's in these movies. He's huge blockpusters. And he just gets too famous, too fast. Like a lot of people do. And then he has a couple of, you know,

kind of bumps in the road. But Nick never stops working, mainly because he's dead. He's like, I get here for this fancy lifestyle. So he never stops working. He takes every movie that comes across his desk. He's one of those guys who says, no to nothing, yeah. Bad movie, don't care.

Good movie, don't care. It keeps me working, I'm gonna keep working. And now all of a sudden, just like Brendan Frazier, he's like back in Vogue. It's like, oh, Nicholas Cage. You gotta see this video of him. He's so bad, he's good. He's so bad, he's good.

That's right, you gotta see this video of him. Right after I guess he got a divorce recently. Yeah. He was singing karaoke and some bar in LA. You have got to see this video. He is so hammered. and he's just running around. He's just like acting like an exacting Nick Cage, right? And drunk. Drunk Nick Cage. Gotta watch it. Rob Schneider. Yeah, I mean, I never thought Rob Schneider should ever be in any movie.

I agree. Why are we putting Rob Schneider in a leading role. Yeah, there are so many other people who deserve a leading role. Rob Schneider is not one of them. But yet, you know, and unlike most of these other people we're talking about, I cannot pick a movie, which I say, well, he is a bad actor, but there's this one exception. Right. Uh, what? Well, I guess he's Adam Sandler's friend. So happy Madison has made all of these movies. But I can't, what is it? Doose big-o-lo, male, jiggle-o, hot chick.

Hot chick is a hot steaming pilot. Shit, this should call it hot shit, is what they should call it. It's the worst. And not like hot shit, like you're hot shit. Like hot shit, oh there's hot shit on the floor. Someone's got to pick it up. It's so bad.

It is so bad. It is really bad. Yeah. I accidentally caught it like a while back, you know, probably pandemic times. Yeah. I flipping around, I accidentally caught it and I was like, no. Yeah. No.

No. I mean, I have met three year old boys that play a worse woman than he did on a chick. It's so bad. Just stop it already. Rob Schneider's. Did he start off? It's not an ant long. He was at, yeah. He was the copyman making copies. Did he do not at the Roxbury? No, no, no, that was the other guy. He's a total dude. That guy's a total dude. He should never rear his ugly head again. That guy that's called a dude. He should never rear his ugly head again. I can't even remember. What was his name?

Jason, something I don't know. Oh, now I got to find out. Hold on a second. Let's go back to the Google machine. Yeah, he's got to. Night at Roxbury. Doot, doot, doot, doot doot doot doot. His name is Chris Goodtann.

He's a douche. He's a douche and he like talks shit about, I saw him, he was like talking shit about people on Saturday night live and he was like saying that we'll feral like blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, just a douche. Yeah. And you know, and he's got that weird like plastic face that he has, you know what I'm saying? He played a monkey, like copying machine, that one time, and all of a sudden he gets his own movie.

Well, Farrell is clearly the genius behind all of that, right? But I will have to say this about Rob Schneider, except, although I don't believe Rob Schneider should be involved in any movies moving forward, he does have this television show on Netflix called The Real Rob. Have you seen it? Okay. Okay. I have not seen it, but I've passed it. Yeah. This is not as good as like David Hasselhoff has done a few of these. He plays himself in a television show and it's like total comedy, right? And David Hasselhoff, I can't remember the name of the show. It's on BBC. It is so good. David Hasselhoff is so good at playing himself. It's so funny, right? Because he takes himself so seriously and everybody else around him is just, you know,

cutting it up. Rob is not as good. It's not that kind of connection comedy-wise, but it's not bad. It's not as bad as in a bad show. No, not as in that bad is Duce big a lot. It's a 40% good. Yeah, he's like, yeah, take a 50. It's like a warm juice instead of a hot juice. You don't I mean, okay, poly shore. Yes. Yes. I think even Paulie would have admitted that I met Paulie Shore one time. He asked me for cigarettes. I was 13 years old. Just say No, Paulie was nice Chuck Norris Well, I'm not gonna say that out loud

No, there's no reason Eddie Griffin Who's that the guy who started undercover brother? What's that? He's the undercover brother. It's a black guy used to used to be on Saturday night live. And he's a comedian. I actually thought undercover brother was kind of funny. I haven't seen that. And I don't, maybe if I saw his picture. Okay.

Well, I don't even know who this is. Alan Baht. Who's Alan Baht? I don't know. He was in Bird Demick, Shock and Terror. Oh, Bird Demick. Oh, we're gonna do a movie about this. Bird Demick is made by a Japanese director

and it's considered the worst movie of all time, like the worst movie of all time. Except for this one, of course, Tommy Wasao. And you have never seen the movie The Room? I've heard about it. I read a whole article. Like master bays. Yeah. Yeah.

I saw a whole thing about him. This has been a year ago. Yeah. It's me Tommy. Yeah. He had to master bays. Yeah. He like self-funded the whole thing.

He self-funded the whole thing. No one knows where he got his money. There's like some weird lady involved. He had like a couple of these hot, you know, actresses. Yeah. That obviously we were having a hard time acting themselves, but he just like, get them naked. And one scene he's masturbating.

And he's like, I love you. I love you, Donnie. Yeah, that's what I thought the considered the worst movie. I think, I think Bird Demick is now taking that. Because Bird Demick is more recent. What's that about? I don't know. But I've watched parts of it. I can't believe

how it's about birds attacking people. It's kind of like birds. The movie, you know, only there's not out for his cock. Definitely not out for his cock. But there are some scenes in this. And it's literally like they took paper to make the birds and put little like like dental floss and like in some of the scenes. It is so bad. How do these so bad? Okay, but there are worse actors. There are worse movies than Birdemic in my opinion. Okay. And the room. Birdemic might be might might might be the worst movie. But my choice for a worse movie of all time is Trolls 2. And I don't mean Trolls 2, the singing dancing movie with Justin Timberlake.

Right, you mean Troll. That's just the most annoying movie in the world. I mean Trolls. I saw the original Trolls. You did? Uh-huh. Sonny Bono's in that. Sonny Bono's in the original Trolls.

Well, he's certainly not in the inversion too. A version too. So, gotta be that. Okay, are's certainly not in the inversion too. A version two. Yeah, so. Gotta be bad. Okay, are you ready? I put a little compilation, excuse me, this compilation actually, somebody else put this together.

Oh, and I want to give the guy credit, hold on one second. I want to give the guy credit because I am using his video, he did take the time to put this together. Hold on, there's a lot of holding on in this episode guys. That's okay, you know, we're on three days a week now,

so you can, what's a few minutes of waiting? By the way, do you like the three days a week? I do. I do too. I like it. Let us know what you think. Tcbpodcast.com, 661 Best of Yo. Brian's going to get his show notes together. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-O-G on YouTube, N-L-B-O-G. N-I-L-B-O-G, you can go and look him up. He's put a couple of compilations together. This is one of them. Give N-L some love, guys. N-L-L-L, nil it up.

All right, ready? Trolls, too. The best scenes Goblins don't need to justify their cruel acts and evil creatures But let me go on please. Okay, I won't interrupt you anymore This is some this is a piece of work acting trolls don't what are the goblins don't need to justify their cruel acts they'll eat your penis God I don't know meanwhile the acting is so bad. Yeah, a goblin So weird strange concoction she offered him. It was delicious. Oh my god. Oh my god. You eat a drink without ever taking his eyes off her. You've got to see this.

YouTube.com slash the locomotive. Like you've got the following. Was that green ooze? Yeah, it looked like green mayonnaise Yeah, it looks like they put food coloring in mayonnaise. This is so bad. Yeah They can They can they can Goblin still exists Grand Your grandpa Seth is telling you. Grandpa Seth is telling you to shut your mouth and get me some whiskey. Oh no. Grandpa can you stop scaring the shit out of me?

Grandpa Seth says little goblins are gonna eat your toes off one by one if you don't shout up and go to sleep. Like Grandpa Sif told you he's got his lady friend coming over. Was the A-NM grandpa? That's exactly what happened. Try to go to sleep. We're going on a vacation to go to sleep now. A month in the country will do us all good. Try and go to sleep. A month in the country will do us all good.

Try and go to sleep. A month in the country. A month in the country will do us some good. Yeah, that's bad. You ever said this like the cobbling you will eat your brains out with forks and spoons and you'll be alive for all of it and pain and eternity for hell. She's like trying to get some sleep.

She's trying to get some sleep, son. We're going on vacation tomorrow. Don't you know? Didn't script. Good night, dear. Oh, the workout scene. Whoa, yeah. Whoa.

I like the girl lifting the barbell. You know, there's nothing like a sexy girl in 80's Leotards lifting barbells and looking at her pictures of Olympic swimmers. And Rob Lowe. Yeah, what kind of montage is this? That's a smurf. I know. In this montage, as you can't see there's a young Probably a teenage girl and she's lifting dumbbells laying down on a like a workout bench And they just were showing random shots of things around the room like a smurf

Roblo I'm gonna fuck him. I'm gonna fuck him Jenny Oh Jenny. She's always working out and skimpy outfits around the house. I can't think. She's always got a vagina showing. Oh Jenny. Look at that wallpaper. That's classic.

Oh yeah, that was dark. Whoa. Look at that wallpaper. That's classic. Yeah, that was dark. Whoa! Oh my god. You trying to turn me into a homo? I'm going to be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he could not do your loo and that's an eat them. Yeah. Because that's what you should always say.

I'm going to put that on. I'm going on make every boy who walks through my house or every girl But they're looking to date my kids. I'm gonna be like watch this scene Are you trying to turn me into a homo wouldn't be that hard? I'll just take your nuts off and eat them Grandpa sets into that Grandpa said that's just a weird name for a grandpa Crapa said that's just a weird name for a grandpa. Crapa said. Paul Paul. But dad.

Yeah. Paul Paul's gonna kill me. Dad, you. And you? I like you. I'm gonna cut your balls off and eat them. I like you, Billy. You got gumption.

Now turn into that homo like I said. You know, these are cute. Okay, I'll tell my father that you're coming with us tomorrow. Where we going? Neil Bogg. A wonderful half-empty town. Oh, Elliot. It will be wonderful. Look at the way he's looking at her.

I know. He's looking at her. Look at the way he's looking at her. I know he's looking at her. He's looking at his eyebrows. That was her ears. He's like staring at her hair. He has like no lips. Yeah, I know. He's like, eh. What do you think about my teeth? The orthodontist said they couldn't be thick,

so he just cut my mouth off. What do you think about my new, Miveless face? Can I stare at your hair? It's like he's got the script, he's got cue cards behind her head because he's staring at her hair. Where are we going? To Do Neil Bogg, oh Neil Bog Hold that one second. Hold it again. You can say your response is directly. Or use your touch tone. No, it's Nell bog. OK, so he pulled the name from the movie. It's Nell bog and ILV OG Nell bog.

He pulled it straight from the movie. In the woods, this time we'll be able to feed together for sure. You want to see my magic trick? I can make my lips disappear. I'm like a snake with teeth. We love to see you get sick. You ate too much. Whoa!

Josh was ready to be eaten. He's ready to be eaten. What? Oh my god, this movie is so bad. It's really bad. You've got to see this on youtube.com slash the commercial break. There in a car and there's a bunch of goblins trying to eat people. Yeah, they were the parents that were driving up in the...

Oh, no! Can you imagine making this movie? No, it's bad. Ah! He's turning into a tree. Branches are busting out of his body. We need more branches on set. Bring more branches.

I'm sorry, sir, we're on a branch budget. I don't care what it takes. I want branches sticking out of every orifice in this child. Oh, my God. We need green more green mayonnaise. Can you get some more green mayonnaise? This is so bad. How is it? This is one of, you've never seen this entire movie?

I've never seen it at all. I saw the first one, Trolls. You know what would be interesting is if we picked a movie. Our Troll. We picked a movie where we picked a television show. And we went through it beginning to end. On YouTube or live, on Twitch Twitch or substack or something like that.

If we just did one show with Nico and Blue in the background, by the way, these dogs drive me fucking crazy. So Astrid comes in the other day. She comes in, I woke up and she came in the bedroom and she was like, I was just about to wake you up. Something really weird happened. Like, and I was like, I was just about to wake you up. Something really weird happened. Like, and I was scared me and I said, what? Yeah.

Nico started his coughing fits because, you know, Nico's just has this like chronic bronchitis, you know, the dog that never dies that's dying. Yes. And so he's like, and apparently he coughed so much that he threw up, but then he coughed so much that his back legs gave out. Oh, no. So this poor dog is like, you know, struggling to breathe because he's coughing so much. And Astrid said she's trying to keep a smile on her face because the kids are right there.

Right. Everything's okay. It's okay. He could just need a little time to breathe. You know, dogs throwing up. Blues trying to eat his ear. Kids are like, ah. So Astrid was like, I was gonna come and wake you up,

like, what am I gonna do, right? You know, okay, kids, time to go in the other room on Nico goes to the farm in the sky. I sure just needed somebody else to take them away. I know, I know. I just don't, she doesn't wanna deal with it. And I understand, right? And I am like fully mentally prepared for this moment.

Right. And so, on the way to where we are going, I say, listen, I think we have to have a conversation you and me, right? Because the kids were sleeping in the back. We have to plan and prepare for the couple of different scenarios that could happen. Yeah. Pretty, pretty quickly here.

One is we wake up in the morning and Nico is out in the kitchen and he won't wake up. Right. Number two is we come home and Nico won't wake up. Or number three is there's some kind of attack in the middle of the day and we either have to take him somewhere or he won't wake up, right? I'm like, either way, we got to prepare how we're going to handle this. So we're not in the moment trying to flood around and explain to the kids and, you know, and so I said, hey, let's just, you know, we'll just excercate the kids out of the situation if it's happening, if it's an event,

we'll take the kids away and we'll, you know, leave Nico alone to the best of his ability. That sounds good. Yeah, and if he's sleeping, then we'll just say he's sleeping and then we'll take him to the doctor and then he won't come back, right? And Astrid's like, well, I don't, what are we gonna do, like, with his, you know,

doggie body? And I was like, oh, we could bury him in the backyard or they could cremate him. And she's like, oh, we could bury him in the backyard or they could cremate him. And she's like, I don't want his ashes here. Like that just feels weird to me. And I'm like, well, the good news is, the ashes will smell better than he does. You think?

Oh, I don't know. Oh, really? I don't know. I mean, what do ashes smell like? I've actually never smelled. Well, Nick is a special. His bones could be in his I've actually never smelled. Well, Niko's a special. That's true. Yeah, it could be in his bones.

The poor dog, and what do you do? This is the deal that we make with these dogs. It's like, you know, we love them. They love us unconditionally. And Niko is the sweetest fucking dog ever. But he's old and he is. It will happen. Of course, it's just the, that's it.

That's the cycle of life. And it's gonna happen when my kids are young. It's gonna, well, I think it's gonna happen in the next couple of years. We could be on episode number 3,000. I could be like 82 years old. On my last year of a contract was Spotify. And they're like, I'm not resigning.

I'm going to retire in Italy. Niko's still like, oh. Oh. Oh. Ah. Oh, God. Bored Nico! Nico! Nico, Nico!

Nico, Nico! Stay tuned! Stay tuned to find out what happens next with Nico! I'm right! It is an ongoing saga! Well, we brought it all back around. Ivan Wrightman died and now we're talking about my almost dead dog. Yeah, death.

So, it makes me feel better. Like I feel better if I talk about it in a lighthearted way. And plus, I know that Nico is loved by my children, was loved by Astrid and I. Oh, very much so. Loved by everybody. He just smells really bad. He does? Yeah. And the radius upon which he smells really bad. He does. Yeah. And the the radius

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