The Commercial Break - Sounds Like A Personal(ity) Problem To Me!

Episode Date: November 2, 2021

Bryan shares about a normal day at his house. This includes Clifford The Big red Dog, Buzz Lightyear and dreaming of the crazy Home Improvement days when Tim Allen and blow were the only thing to worry about. Then Bryan asks Krissy to take a personality test! Find out more your hapless hosts on this episode of The Commercial Break Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WSHIT now returns to live public comments at City Hall regarding the rezoning of the Portillo's on 53rd and Crabapple Street. Hello, my name is Lisa Ann White Whitmer, Wagman. I just moved here because I'm getting a divorce and it's not final till September 18th. My husband will not give me any money. Not one penny. The lawyer won't help me. My husband won't help me. My dad won't help me. My stepmother won't help me. My mother passed away seven years ago and my dad and Annie Hockhausen. They wrote at Vera French that they both are my parents. Annie is my stepmom. I'm not quite sure why I'm here or what I'm doing. My lawyer is just in title. I don't know if you've ever heard of him. I'm moving down to Texas soon to help the children in Texas.

Man, we're discussing the rezoning for the Portellos. Do you have any comments on that? For what? We're discussing the rezoning on 53rd for... Well, I live on 63rd. We'll be back with more public comments after this. Commercial break. I live on 63rd. I'm not quite sure why I'm here or what I'm doing. F***.

Hi, you've reached 661 Best to Yo. The commercial break hotline. Leave us a message with your comments, concerns, and most importantly, your questions. I'm a little bit of a conundrum. I went and visited one of the women that's not as attractive as me, but it's really into me. Seems as if she wants some sort of returned favor.

But I don't want to do what I favorite, but I don't want you, I tell her I don't want you or the right to stop answering her phone calls. On this episode of the commercial break. Buzz, the big red dog, that's what's coming to the greenhouse out. So, so, barrel full of monkeys in case ever that we once come over and join us. Yeah, that's straight. Alvin here. That's a target demographic.

Just went up by 10 years. As Brian talked about, what, up 10 years or down 10 years, depending on which way you're looking at it, they had like a couple of folding chairs. And we sat in this living room, and we watched one of the final episodes of Home Improvement. Where were you? Where were you at Home Improvement?

And it was like no one remembered it. They did. Yeah, because I remember thinking to myself, I'd so much rather be doing cocaine, right? No. Do you mean cocaine? No? Okay. Me and your daughter are doing great, by the way. It's going swimmingly.

We haven't paid rent in three months. You think the world would be a better place if people relied more on rationality rather than feelings. Oh, yes. This is a tough one. Considering the pool, you're going to be able to get a lot of money I think the world would be a better place if people relied more on rationality, rather than feelings. Oh, yeah. This is a tough one.

Yeah, considering the political climate, I need people to be rational. Yeah, I really think that there was more. I'm like, I'm such a pragmatic person. I think that it is. It's a very practical. I think that if you just use your fucking nog in the once in a while, the world would be a better place.

I'm not saying don't be in touch with your intuition. Right, but go with the common sense. But make your intuition pragmatic. Make it rational. Yes, correct. Have a rational intuition. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Ah, here we are!

I'm drawing green, this is Chrissy Haudley and Happy Holidays! Best of you, Chrissy! Best of you, Brian! Best of you out there in the podcast universe! Oh, they're waiting in the wings! So whatever is looking in the windows waiting for Buzz Lightyear! Buzz Lightyear! Buzz Lightyear, brand new movie coming out in 2022.

That's exciting. Yes, to infinity and beyond! I love those movies. But here's the drama. The drama is that Chris Evans will be replacing Tim Allen as the voice of Buzz Lightyear, the long-time voice of Buzz Lightyear. Four movies, many minis, lots of cartoons, blah, blah, blah. Lots of merch.

Tim Allen is, yeah, lots of merch. That's right, I'm sure that, you know that, I think at least Tom Hanks and Tim Allen must be getting a cut. Yeah, that's totally works into the content. Yeah, because I mean, Pixar was just a little shitty rinky dink apple offshoot when it started. And I'm sure that Tom Hanks as the biggest movie star

in the world for many years was probably like, well, if I'm gonna be in a little rink eating shitty movie about toys, then you're gonna give me a cut of the back end. That's how it works. Tim Allen probably cut the same deal because he was the hottest television star in the world at the time with his home improvement. But Disney No Longer has Tim Allen voicing Buzz Lightyear.

Now, the movie is about Buzz before he meets Woody in the Toy Story. Oh, it's a prequel. It's a prequel, and it's like. Origins. It's origin story, that's correct. I mean, I don't know, they just pour some plastic in a mold and then send them out.

I'm not really sure, but I saw the trailer and now the whole family's excited about it. The family's excited about, I say the family, I mean my kids, which then means I have to watch it 24 times and be excited about it. But my kids have been putting Clifford, the big red dog trailer on Reepie. At Jack Whitehall is in the movie,

he was a comedian, probably better known, Jack and his dad travel is a show on Netflix that they do, which I think is brilliant. And then, but he's probably best known to people in the UK, because he's a big BBC star, or those channels over there, like Channel 4 and BBC, he's done a number of television series, and he's a comedian, and he's very funny, and the shows that he's been in, I like a lot,

now that it's childish silly humor, but so is the commercial break, so, you get where I see my, you get where the sensibilities are coming from. But in the trailer, he doesn't have an accent. Like he lost the very thick British accent that he had. Yeah, and I thought, that's kind of sucks. Why don't you just let him have a British accent? Sometimes that's hard to understand.

Yeah, I think that's why. And especially since it's for kids, that, you know, the kids may not be able to pick up on what's going on. And, you know, they have words we don't understand. We have words they don't understand. Whatever. Anyway, anyway buzz big red dog that's what's coming to the greenhouse holds so so barrel full of monkeys in case ever that we once come over and join us yeah that's strafe all been here that's target demographic just went up by 10 years as Brian talked about what up 10 years are down 10 years depending

on depending on which way you're looking at it. But Tim Allen is not in Buzz Lightyear anymore because he very, his political beliefs differ from those at the Walt Disney Corporation is what some people say. But I actually think it's because his political beliefs may not be palatable to some of the audience. He's in the milk toast kids movie that's been pretty much a mainstay of children's lives for years and years, for decades. And he just believed some things that,

maybe the Disney corporation is like, I don't wanna get involved in that shit. I'm here. What does he believe? I don't wanna get into it because we don't talk politics here on the show. But he just has some. Is it leaning right?

Laining left? Laining religious. He's leaning right. Okay. You know, then some of the things that he says, you know, maybe they don't, maybe they don't mirror family friendly. Let's put it that way.

I don't want to, like, I just don't want to get into it because it's just so fucking boring. How many times have we said this on the show? Politics, you talking about politics or me talking about politics? It's fucking boring. You want to know why? It's like you're all around us.

It's like your uncle at the Thanksgiving dinner table for the last five, six fucking years. It's like, okay, we get it. You're in an extreme, now you're extreme. Now everybody hates everybody for every reason under the sun. When the truth is, it's boring that you have no original thought. That's what's boring.

Is that you have no original thought, that you have the inability to step away from mass brainwashing and have your own fucking thought. That's what's boring to me, is that it's all the same. And I don't care who you are, extremism on both ends is bad. I agree. It's bad.

Life is mediated in the middle and your fucking thoughts and opinions about everything have become boring. That's just my opinion. I don't know. So therefore, and because just that thought alone is fucking boring, we don't talk about politics. It's just my own opinion on shit. It doesn't matter. I'm just a dumb shit

making a fucking comedy podcast. No one cares what I have to say about Biden or Trump. Right. They want to hear about people eating sand. That's right. They want to hear about the demand in it. That's right. People are demanding. They say, Brian, teach me about, you know, teach me about mega church pastors and, you know,

guys who eat, you know guys who eat you know Well, you watch the stuff that we don't have time for us. That's right. That's why the commercial break is such a runaway No idea that was going on. Thank you runaway No idea that was going on. Thank you. Run away. The four corners of the school. Just all tuning in at one time, going, ah, thank God we can put all that shit away. We love you, Denmark.

We love you, Denmark. And the UK. And for some reason, I ran. What? Okay. Yeah, we get a lot of traffic from Iran. I just don't understand. They're probably teaching us and teaching in schools

what that one is not allowed. Yeah, that's true. I don't even, yeah. I didn't even know that the Shah of Iran or whoever's controlling over there would allow this kind of comedy to reach over there. And I'm not still 100% convinced that it actually is traffic from Iran

because it could be just like, you know, like a blocker. Yeah, it could be an IP blocker that says it's for my ran, but it's really not for my ran. There's a lot of that that goes on. I mean, you can do it on your iPhone. You have a VPN on your iPhone. So if you have a VPN on your iPhone,

most people are probably privy to the fact that you can change your IP address. And so I find it hard to believe that there are that many people in Iran that are watching us, but, or listening to us, but in the Netherlands. And so I find it hard to believe that there are that many people in Iran that are watching us but Or listening to us, but in the Netherlands In Rock the

Shae Okay, and then Denmark the UK Germany Canada They're all big supporters of the commercial that That song just does make you want to dance. Yeah. Rock the cast by. The cast by. The cast by. Rock the cast by.

Rock the cast by. Rock the cast by. I would love to go to the cast by one day. That would be really cool. The commercial break at the cast by. The commercial break. The cast by 2022. Check it out.

We're going to do a tour of the Casbaw. We're just gonna run around the Casbaw, and then we'll talk politics. That's where we'll get into it. Oh, that's a perfect place. So if you wanna hear what we have to say about politics, get on board. Casbaw 2022. Actually, I'm putting, that's that, Casbaw, T-C-B, Casbaw, T-C-B 2022.

That's, it's coming to a... We're gonna manifest it's coming to a We're gonna manifest it coming to a To a Middle East market Goat market near you. I don't know So now I totally forgot what I was gonna talk about We were going on the Buzz Light your path. Okay, Buzz Light your Tim Allen, so they separated. So that's the big thing, but it is a prequel

and now Chris Evans is the voice of Buzz as the younger Buzz. So I think that's how they got away with moving the harder Buzz. Yeah, the younger sexier Buzz. Yeah, let's be honest, Tim Allison, Tim Allison. Tim Allison. Tim Allison hasn't been cool since 1992. I mean, that's just beyond this.

Yeah. And I'm not even sure the home improvement, like home improvement, I remember when home improvement, the television show for you kids who weren't even born. Yeah, it was a long time. Home improvement was a show about a guy. It was a runaway hit. Runaway hit for ABC called Tim, the tool time tailor. He had a it was the show about a guy

who had a show and the show was about tools. You basically had a shop and he did this television show about tools and then he had these kids and a wife and about their neighbor. And they taught what he talked to the neighbor over the fence that you could never see. Yeah, there was a there were scenes that happened out in the backyard and he had a neighbor. And the neighbor, they would only show his eyeballs. That's it. Do you have that same relationship with your neighbor? I do. I can see his face.

And he can see my underwear. It's like to lock out in various states of under us. And my kids run around to get all the time out in the patio and he's probably like, you can put that away. I'd appreciate it. Yeah. We got a great neighbor, great, great neighbor. So Tim, the tooltime tailor,

it was a runaway hit back then, but I remember, I never watched it because I was just like, I was in my 20s and it wasn't necessarily targeted for me. I think it was targeted for like my dad's age at the time, like 40s and 50s and 60s. People who were saying, how long of Friday night? To watch it.

That's right. And yeah, that's right. So I remember that I was dating this girl. We had moved in together and her parents decided they were going to follow the children. They had retired. They were going to follow the children up to Atlanta. Actually, they went into the mountains. They bought a cabin up there.

Anyway, we went up there to go see the new cabin. And I remember there was no furniture anywhere, but there was, they had like a couple of, like folding chairs, and we sat in this living room, and we watched one of the final episodes of Home Improvement. Where were you? Where were you and Home Improvement? And it was like, no one remembers that. Except for me, yeah,

because I remember thinking to myself, I'd so much rather be doing cocaine right now. Do you mean cocaine? No? Okay. Me and your daughter do a great, by the way, thanks going swimmingly. We haven't paid rent in three months.

Facebook changes its name recently. It was going to change its name to what matter? The fuck matter verse. Brian's gonna make a prediction right here in the Christmas book. Facebook will not be a relevant social media app in five years. It just won't. They just made too many mistakes. They made too many mistakes and people hate what Facebook has done to them regardless

of who you are, what your political beliefs or personal affiliations or whatever it is, people hate what Facebook has done to society and to them personally. And I don't know, I know very few people who actually use Facebook on a regular basis anymore. I know even less people that happen on their phones anymore. People have just said, you know what, fuck that.

They're tracking us, they're watching what we're doing, they're listening to our audio, they're doing everything that a company shouldn't do. And I think we gave them so many chances in our head. Listen, freedom is taken away one small bite at a time. And face, yeah, and then you just get used to it, right? You just like you get used to it. And it's like some things that are going on in society today.

It's all so crazy for so long that you just used to the crazy, right? Right. Like being in a toxic relationship. All of a sudden you just like wake up one day and you're like, well, yeah, I guess this is new, normal, right? You hear that word? So Facebook is bitten away at our freedoms for so long in such small ways that now it's

huge and everybody is awake. We're all like, wow, this really happened. And I think credit to this girl who, who through these, you know, took all these documents, yeah, this whistleblower, because now we have a clear picture that Mark Zuckerberg is a true like evil figure. He does not give a shit about you or me. He does not give a shit about our personal information. He doesn't give a shit if we get hurt in the process. He doesn't give a shit if democracy actually tears

itself down in a part. He may say he does, but he does not. Because Mark Zuckerberg from the day that he was born has had a silver fucking spoon in his mouth And he was richer than God by the time he was 24 years old At least on paper He doesn't care. He just wants to be richer than God as long as him and his family are okay He doesn't give a shit about happens to you or your family mark my words

What I'm saying right now is how most people feel. I believe this. Is how most people feel. I'm marking it. Mark my words. Has it come out of my mouth? I'm going to put it on Facebook. Yeah, put it on Facebook. Brian says, oh, we have our podcast feed up there. So I'm sure that the trend, some kind of program will figure this out and block me from Facebook, right? That's the other thing. Is dissenting voices on Facebook get silenced? Yeah, that's true. And then people who are actually doing harm to society get a pass, because Mark Zuckerberg is too afraid that the stockholders

are gonna have a problem with it, and that's all he gives a shit about at the end of the day. So change your name to whatever you want to. Change it to fucking Lollipops and vagina. It doesn't matter. At lolly pops in vagina. That's what kind of a weird name would be got a cool name. The lolly pops in vagina. I just check was just checking my my pops in vagina app. LV not just for Lou Vittani. That's right. It's just for a lot of pops in vagina. Call it whatever the fuck you want to. It doesn't matter. It's the same application.

They're stealing your information. They're selling it to the highest bidder and they don't give a shit. If other people on Facebook calls you harm, personal harm. They don't give a shit. They're not gonna protect you. Ever, ever, ever. There are good people at Facebook

that wanna do the right thing. But Mark Zuckerberg does not allow them to. Make that clear to yourself in your own head. It's Mark fucking Zuckerberg at the top who's making these decisions. And that's what's clear about these documents. Mark is in charge. Mark. Mark my words, Mark.

Mark my words. Your social media app is going down. Now you own Instagram so you'll get more years out of it. Instagram's cool. Oh, Instagram. That's cool. I'm an Instagram guy. I like Instagram. I like to take in the talk and Instagram.

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Got me thinking as we were talking about this and we were talking about some other things related to just like politics and personalities and all this other stuff, right? Yeah. What kind of personality are you? We've known each other for a long time but what kind of personality are you?

Like what personality type do you think you are if you were to take a personality test today? I think I like I mean there's the different ones that like the ENFKJ or what is that what we're talking about or yeah we're talking about like a more standard. A little bit of an extrovert. People person. Yeah. I love to love nature. Is that part of your personality? No, I don't think loving nature is part of a personality test. But could be, I don't know, I don't really know. I'm not into it.

I don't know what the, I've taken personality tests for like work before stuff like that. Yeah, we did. Was it the strength finder? Yeah, the strength finder. My strength finder. I think mine. My strength finder was sleeping.

I have empathy. Empathy is a big one for me. My strength finder was sleeping. That's it's sleeping. I had empathy, like extrovert empathy, people person social. Yeah. There's some of the ones I remember.

I don't even remember. I should have brought my, my, I have it still. I should have brought it for us today. They wanted me to as a, as an executive, as a manager over there. Yeah, I was supposed to then like, you know, there was this, we realized what, what's a manager over there. Yeah, I was supposed to then like, you know, there was this, we were,

We realized what we needed as a sales people. Realize your potential through the Straggs Finder, right? I went to this 12 fucking day course. It was, it was like multiple days. It was, it was a lot. It was a lot. And then the managers had to go through more training to, you know, like learn how to coach our students.

And we had, you know, there's, I don't know if you've ever worked in corporate America out there in podcasts universe. But if you work out there in corporate America, they just do stupid shit to waste your fucking time to make sure you're at the office early and that someone else is getting paid to do some kind of job. And that was the strength finder's one of them, right? Yeah. I had to do a bunch of stuff to basically tell me to use my intuition.

Yeah. Right. That was it. Use my intuition. You know, Jenny is sensitive. Please don't yell at her. Bob, you know, likes money, so you know, incentivize him with money. Like, stuff that you would already know about somebody if you just two seconds to think about it.

Right. But, you know, no, I had to go through a 12-day psychological evaluation in order to figure that fucking shit out. And then I had to do a workbook. I hate workbooks. And each time workbooks are involved, I'm out. Fuck you, man. So I thought, another thing I've been hearing

from the commercial break audiences, oh, I heard this from one person. So I heard from one person. I've actually, I've heard this from multiple people. One of the things that people like about the commercial break, I've heard this from multiple people. One of the things that people like about the commercial break, I've heard this, is that we do funny shit about the world in general, but people are also able to get to know us as people, right?

It's not like we're just doing a, you know, we're not doing a murder mystery case, or you know, we're a true crime bullshit, and it's just about somebody else the whole time and we happen to be the narrators of somebody else's story. It's our story intertwined with other people's stories. Correct, yes, I like that. So I thought a good way for the audience to get to know us and maybe for us to get to know each other a little bit better was to take a personal advantage.

Do you get managed me better? Yes. I need a coffee here, a strength spider. I wouldn't remember shit about that. I'd say what? The reason why I say they knew my strength was sleeping is because I was late to that thing every single morning with a different fucking excuse. And you want to know why? Because I was out with you the night before drinking. That's why I hated that shit. I hated it. I remember I hated that shit so much. I was like, God, this sucks. And it went on for the whole day.

It was like 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Oh my God. And then all I wanted to do. And like corporate people specifically dedicated to go around to different offices and do this. That's right. And if it wasn't for the fact that I thought one of the trainers was cute, like one of the,

I remember her. I liked her too. Yeah. We were both in there. I'm in the girls. I'm in the guys. I love you, shit. All right, so there's two different personality tests. You take one, I'll take one.

We may have to listen to separate episodes. Okay. Because there's like a hundred questions here. What? Yes. Now, we're gonna try and have as much. I need a workbook now. Yeah, I know.

We're gonna try and have to make as much fun with this as possible. So, you know, stick with it. This isn't just gonna be me repeating questions to Chrissy. We'll stop, we'll talk about it. All right, ready? You're gonna take something called 16 personalities. 16 personalities.

Okay. Okay, I hope you only have one, but we'll figure it out. Okay. Okay, you regularly make new friends. Now, here's how it goes. Do you, are you neutral? Do you agree or do you strongly agree or disagree, right? So it's either neutral, strongly agree,

or is it neutral, agree or strongly agree, or disagree, you're strongly disagree. You get it? It's like a scale, right? Okay, so just tell me if you strongly agree, you agree, okay, you generally agree. Generally. We'll put you generally agree.

Do you spend a lot of free time exploring various random topics? Yes, I have a phone. I was going to say you're on the commercial break. Yes. I was going to say I strongly agree with that. Okay. Yes. All right, strongly agree? Okay, strongly agree. All right.

Seeing other people cry can make you feel like you want to cry also. Oh, yeah. I think so. Yes. Agreed. Yeah. I don't know. Strongly agree or just agree?

Well, like I, it's not that I want to cry too. It would just be that I wanted to stop them from crying and how can I help? Yeah, I just want to smack them. That's what I hit them. That's what I helped. Okay, we'll say I agree. How's that?

Okay, yeah. This reminds me of something. So, I've been here forever and late nights editing the show and doing stuff for the show. And every once in a blue moon while I'm editing, I'll go to YouTube and I'll look for good live performances of music that I like. Uh-huh.

And so, I started into like a series of songs that were just like super big ballad songs. Like, um. Oh, who's the, who's the girl who sings the song? You know, slid them left while they came. Oh, right. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?

Okay. No, no, no, no, it's a. Can't see Musgraves. No, it's not Casey Musgraves. It's all think of her anyway. Yeah. Like Adele. Yeah. Who's the other one? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a, uh, that's hilarious, like a squirrel, a picture in your room. A bird on the road, yeah. A picture in your room, and this DBA,

I'm at the listen to sleep deals. So I thought we should do an episode which songs make you cry. Okay. Now, here's what I would like to do and I'm working on this right now and I'm putting this on air because I think this might be able to help my,

uh, my prospects is that I need permission. Music, playing video audio is one thing. Usually I'm okay with that, as long as I give credit, I'm critiquing that work, right? I'm making something new out of it. But songs, fuck that. People will come after you. And we've had videos that, and videos that have been demonetized.

Haselhoff. Haselhoff. Okay, not in that hard door. You want to make money off of us. He comes to mind. Okay, knocking at our door. You wanted to make money off of it. He's like, not only do you not, can you not use my song, but if you do use my song, I'm gonna run commercials in front of it,

and I'm gonna get paid. I was like, fuck you, man. So I am reaching out to the publishers to ask them if it's okay if I use the snippet of their songs in this particular episode. We'll see what happens. You often make a backup plan for a backup plan. Well, that's a rather specific question.

No, I do not. I disagree. You strongly disagree? Sure, strongly. You usually stay calm under pressure, even under a lot of pressure. This is true. This is true, strongly agree?

I would agree. Agreed, okay. That's what I agree. Depends too for me. If I've got to like perform that night in the bed, I'm like, that's when I make a backup plan for my backup plan. That's the backup plan.

I got a headache and I'm throwing up. I've got some if a kick in the bathroom. Yeah. At a social event, you rarely try and introduce yourself to new people and mostly talk to the ones you already know. Oh no, I do. I like to introduce to new people.

Okay, so agree. Agree. Okay, agree. All right, next. Uh, you prefer to completely finish one project before starting another. Strongly disagree. That's just the three.

I'm the worst. I have like bags at my house of different projects that I was gonna crochet.. I was going to learn how to do the Indian art, like the Hanna art on your hand. I was going to become a Hanna artist. I was going to learn how to crochet. I was going to learn to play the guitar. I was going to yeah, no. I like to start new things. When the one thing becomes too hard, I can't do it. We are so alike in this manner. If you want it just a small example,

do yourself a favor and just listen to the first five minutes of the commercial break for the first 100 episodes. And listen to how many different things we decided we were going to do. The Patreon, the commercial, like the break room. We're gonna send you a newsletter. We're coming to a city near you. You're gonna do studio tours at one time.

Clubhouse, Fireside. We're sticking with Fireside. We're sticking with Fireside. We've done okay with that one. Jay Leno's my friend on Fireside, by the way. Oh, wow. That's kind of cool. I don't like, I mean, it doesn't mean anything.

You are very sentimental. I think you are. You think I am? That's my opinion. Okay, I would go neutral on that, but yeah, we'll go sentimental. Okay, okay, let me say you kind of agree. Okay, is that an option kind of?

Yeah, there's like a middle like one, but I don't want to confuse it, so I'm not like, yeah, like, yeah, March. It's not small, it's not large. Marine layer, who's a fantastic clothing company that I love. Feel free to come on the commercial. They have not small, not large, but large, the in-between, and it's the perfect fit for me.

Perfect. I'm on my way to getting fat. No, no. Yeah, you like using organizing tools for schedules and lists. I like making schedules and lists. Sure. Yeah, I agree. I'll put agree.

Even a small mistake can cause you to doubt your overall abilities. No, no, no. I would say you should. I have confidence amongst many. I could. I could., no. I would say you're... I have confidence amongst many who say... I could. Yes. I follow up with the takes with more mistakes. That's how I roll.

Confidently good at the next. You feel comfortable just walking up to someone you find interesting and striking up a conversation. That could be maybe. Neutral? Yeah. Okay. Depends on if I've had a margarita or not. I'm Jeff and I'm at.

Oh yeah, that's true. That's true. I struck up a conversation. You are not too interested in discussing various interpretations and analysis of creative work. So in other words, you don't go to an art gallery and start opining about it. No. Just spilt down on a canvas. Yeah.

Yeah, agree. Okay. I've witted you on that one. Yeah. Once it's, well, I just like, I don't even know what one. Yeah, once it's, I just like, I don't even know what I'm feeling at it. It's like looking at it. Yeah. You are more inclined to follow your head

than your heart. Probably more with my heart. Okay, so you disagree. You disagree, okay, I'm gonna put a disagree. You usually prefer doing what you feel like at any given moment instead of planning up the, is that a doing with anyone else? Damn you.

I like to say what I wanna do and then hope everybody else wants to do this. No, no, here's what they're saying. You'd rather just feel it out than plan it. That's what they're saying. I like to plan, actually. Okay, so you disagree with this. Okay.

Okay, you rarely worry about whether or not you make a good impression on people. I don't care. No neutral. I mean, I care. But I don't. Yeah. Yeah. What you, how you feel about me is none of my business.

That's exactly what I've been saying for years, even when I don't really think that. You enjoy participating in group activities. I do. Okay, I'm going to say agree. You like books and movies that make you come up with your own interpretive ending. Oh, no. No. Okay. You strongly disagree with that.

Yeah. You like someone to tell you what the ending is? Yeah. I want to see what their interpretation is. I actually like it when I kind of like it when like it can be left open to interpretation. It's fake. Yeah. Oh, I mean, I need a finale to it

I need a finish. It kicks me in the balls every time it happens, but then I'm like, okay, I get it like every single one of Ethan and Joel Cohen's movies I you know like you know big Lebowski and Well, no country for old men. Yeah, yeah, that was I love those movies, but they kind of have an ending. Kind of. Well, I guess the big Lebowski kind of does. It wraps up a little bit, but there's a lot of like loose ends, right? I like the loose ends, but you're having this comes more from helping others than from

helping others reach their goals than from you reaching them. Absolutely true. Okay. Strongly agree. There you go. To a fault I'm most. Yeah. This guy.

She goes home at night and she's like, I fucking hate that studio man. Brian won't shut up, but at least I'm helping him achieve his goals. I like being a part of it. You are interested in so many things that you find it difficult to choose what to do next. That's true.

I so you agree. You are prone to worrying about things that will take a turn for the worst. I mean, who isn't? Well, right. That would go neutral. Okay, neutral. You avoid leadership roles in group settings.

Hmm. This is a tricky one. I mean, yeah, I don't necessarily want to be like the leader, but I will make my opinions now. That was the leader. I don't want to make everyone else. But I'm going to tell you what to do. Yeah. I was just on jury duty.

Well, I almost wanted to be the four woman. I said I was going to be, but then somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Yeah, somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Yeah, somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in.

Somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Yeah, somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in.

Somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. Somebody else voted in. feelings. Oh, this is a tough one. Yeah, considering the political climate, I need people to be rational. Yeah, I really think that there was more. I'm like, I'm such a pragmatic person. I think that it I think that if you just use your fucking nog in the once in a while, the word to be about a place, I'm not saying don't don't be in touch with your intuition. Right, but go with the common sense. But make your intuition pragmatic. Make it rational. Yes, correct.

Have a rational intuition. Right, and one that I agree with. Okay, so I'm going to say yes. I'm going to say agree. Okay. You prefer to do chores before allowing yourself to relax. Uh, neutral. Okay. Some days I feel like it's gonna be a hundred percent and it's not like that breakfast and bad. Yeah, okay. And watch Netflix.

You enjoy watching people argue. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Hmm, strongly agree. No, kidding. No. No. I don't like doing watch people argue at all. It's uncomfortable. I'm gonna put strongly disagree. And yeah. Okay. So I don't like doing watch people argue at all

I'm gonna put so wrongly disagree Yeah, okay, you tend to avoid drawing attend I thought I said to do it tend to you tend to avoid drawing yourself I draw myself all the time. I draw like a little fourth grader me and Matias He wants me to draw all the time and I'm literally draw like a little box. I'm not a good Draw I hate it. Yeah, Kevin comes over and he draws like this wonderful He wants me to draw all the time and I'm literally draw like little box. I'm not a good draw. I hate it. Yeah. Kevin comes over and he draws like this wonderful, you know, and he's not an artist either. He just can draw something, right?

And then me and then right next to it are my drawings and Matthias is like, take it. What's that? It's not even a stick figure. It's like a blob figure is like, uh, you and draw, you, you tend to avoid drawing attention to yourself. Yeah. Probably disagree. You've seen me out.

Yes, I'd say you like drawing attention to yourself. I don't know if you like it, but you draw attention to yourself sometimes, sometimes, not always. Your mood can change very quickly. No, I disagree with this one. I'm answering for you. I know, thank you. You lose patience with people who are not as efficient

as you are. I don't know about lose patience. I just think they're dumb. I just murder them. I say I need their patients. I just think they're dumb. That is murder. I see how neat they're. I eat their ashes. Neutral? Neutral.

Okay. You often end up doing things at the last possible moments. Oh, that's a no. No, I'm, no. Okay. I'm going to disagree. Disagree. Yeah.

Okay. You have always been fascinated by the question of what, if anything happens after death. I don't know how this plays into your personality. Always been fascinated. That's kind of macabre. Who knew what happens after you died? No, I have not been fascinated with that. Who knew what happens after you died?

I'm going to kill you. I just find out. Yeah, I'm gonna kill you. You tell me what happens. Tell me what happens. You usually prefer to be around others rather than by yourself. Hmm, I like to be by myself. Me too. Yeah, I can't be.

But I wish I could be. As much of a social person as I am, I do like my alone time. I have to have it. I'm safe to agree. Yeah, no, I need to recharge my face. Yeah. You become bored or lose interest when the discussion gets highly theoretical. I have to have it. I have to have it. I'm saying disagree. Yeah, no, I need to recharge my money. Yeah.

You become bored or lose interest when the discussion gets highly theoretical. No, I like theoretical stuff. Okay, I'll say you're free. I'll say you're free. Yeah. Okay, you find it easy to empathize with a person whose experiences differ from your own. No, I disagree. Okay.

You usually postpone finalizing decisions for as long as possible. We just answered this one. I'd say no. Okay. You rarely second-guess the choices that you have made. I do not. Second choice. Well, once it's done, it's done.

Boom! Mistakes we made! And let's go. I just keep running faster. After a long, exhausting work week, a lively social event is just what the doctor would do. No, boo, thumbs down. No, you don't want to go to a lively social event. No, after exhausting week, I'm a chill.

Okay, I need a great charge. Yeah, so you say, dop strongly disagree? Yes. Okay, that's funny. I thought I would have thought for you, it would have been the opposite. No. I would have said strongly disagree

because I would have disagreed with that statement. Jeff and I even have a thing we've had for years. It's Fridays or for rest. Fridays are for rest. I like that idea. Fridays are for resting. You enjoy going to art museums. I do, I love them.

So strongly agree? Strongly agree. You often have a hard time understanding other people's feelings. No. Disagree. Okay, disagree. You like having a to-do list for's feelings. No, disagree. Okay, disagree. You like having a to-do list for every day. Not every day.

Okay, so like kind of disagree. Yeah. Okay. You rarely feel insecure. Well, who doesn't? Who doesn't feel insecure? Yeah, I don't make it part of my, like every day. Okay, I'm going to say you a good one.

I try to be positive. I'm a positive person. too you avoid making phone calls You say you agree yes Yeah, that's the call to that I used to call people all the time. I think this is a strength finder from back over here in Clayshed. They said phones in our office. Yeah.

You often spend a lot of time trying to understand view points that are not your own. No. Okay. No, don't really give a shit. Yeah. But I'll empathize with you. Okay, fair enough.

In your social circle, you are the one who contacts your friends and initiates activities. Mm. Mm. I think so. Okay, so agree. Agreed. If your plans are interrupted,

your top priority just get back on track as soon as possible. No, I can go in the water. I can go in the water. I'm embarrassed. Yeah. You are still bothered by mistakes that you made a long time ago. Nope, strongly disagree.

So the past. I know. Past is page, you can't change it. You rarely contemplate the reasons for human existence or the meaning of life. Yeah. I rarely. I rarely. No, no, I think I kind I like to be such a life.

Your emotions control you more than you control them. I don't think so. No, okay. I put disagree. You take great care not to make people look bad, even when it's completely their fault. No, no. No, yeah.

Go fuck yourself. You're probably, sorry about that, Bob. I just Go fuck yourself. You're probably. Sorry. Sorry about that, Bob. I just don't give a shit. Your personal work style is closer to spontaneous burst of energy than organized consistent efforts. Yes, true. Okay.

When someone thinks highly of you, you wonder how long it will take for you to disappoint them. No. No, they're going gonna think highly be forever Okay, and if they don't I don't like them. Yeah, we won't talk anymore. That's a whole different kind of personality You would love a job that requires you to work alone most of the time. No, no Oh, no, hold on the commercial commercial break. Now brought to you in two separate parts.

The first 30 minutes is Chrissy in the second 30 minutes is Brian. They'll be talking about the same thing. Would that be interesting? If you did the show for 30 minutes and then I did the show. Is it Chrissy's takeover and a Ryan takeover? Oh, that might be something we have to do. At least for a moment. I know. He really does. That looks like some music. Hey, bro.

I'm all fun glasses. Woo. But you can't use music. So just be you like listening in the headphones. Silent does come. You'd call me and be like, in our first guest is Brian. And our first guest on the Chrissy episode of the commercial break is Brian. This is Drew.

Go host of the commercial break. Hi, Brian. This is Drew. Go most of the commercial break. Hi, Brian. Can you do me a favor? You take over and I'm going to do some dancing. You believe that pondering abstract philosophical questions is a waste of time. No.

Of course not. I don't know what I don't know what is helping in you, everyone. You feel more drawn to places with busy bustling atmospheres than quiet, intimate places. Huh. You know, I love a good concert and a good busy but let bustling atmosphere, but I kind of prefer more of the intimate. Okay, I'm going to say that you disagree. Minutes neutral.

Yeah, all right, okay. neutral. All right, neutral. You know it first glance. How someone is feeling. What the fuck are you? Where will that be? What?

I mean, if I was down on their face, maybe. Are you friends with me? Or is mine? That would end the day they're happy. They'd say, but an axe in their hand and they're coming toward me. They're just stone rate. Yeah.

You're stoned. I'll tell you what, drug you're on. I think I figure out. There you go. I know that one. You're not going to fool me. All right, it's also kind of a group. Kind of. You feel overwhelmed. Yeah, kind of.

You feel overwhelmed. You often feel overwhelmed. You often feel overwhelmed. You feel overwhelmed. Right now. It's a declarative statement. No. Okay, I'll say no. You feel overwhelmed.

You feel overwhelmed. Ah! Okay, improv game. You feel overwhelmed. Ah! You complete things methodically Ah! Okay, improv game, you feel overwhelmed. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! You've complete things methodically

and without skipping over any still. No, no. Hell skip a step. This is why my wife won't let me put a together Ikea furniture. But I'm a really good person to put together that furniture and if it needs to be, but sometimes I skip a step.

So is Astrid. And that's why the two of you next time we get furniture are to put together for you because she won't let me do it anymore because he has Brian. I don't think we need Steph Twelk. Steph does that too. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, actually look

at the instructions. I'm like, that's what they're there for. I am a neat instructions. But I make it. Exactly what to do. I know, but I make a common sense decision. Yeah, no. That step 12 is not necessary.

It's one thing to skip ahead in a book. It's paragraphs. Yeah. It in a book. Yeah, paragraph No, you can't get that on the instructions. I'm putting together a table who needs the decorative plastic button in the back I'm gonna need it. You need it. You don't need it. I always think why would be left with extra shit I feel like I Have you really wanted this go to first of all they give it to you? So then you're really confused at the end and second of all, I don't feel like I've accomplished anything unless there's extra stuff left over.

No, I didn't have everything you did. You're over thicket things. You are very intrigued by things labeled as controversial. Sure, why not? Okay. God, I'll read it out. That's like bait for me. I'm going for clickbait too. That's clickbait for me.

I'm going for clickbait. You can count a my click. Check out this new controversy. Well, of course, I've left. Going on in clubhouse now. Oh, really? Let me take a listen. Leo Lamar and yet another comedy room.

Oh, got a hop over. Hey, Contra Vosie. Contra Vosie. Prince, yeah. If you pass along a good opportunity, you would pass along a good opportunity if you thought someone else really needed it. Yeah, okay.

Sure, but great, definitely great. I purposefully got laid off of a clear channel once. So somebody else can keep their job. There you go. Yeah, I just actually didn't want to do it. We're very worried there. We did. We did.

I don't want to make it sound too all-terrificed. You go around the same time. You struggle with deadlines. No. I'm good with deadlines. Okay. Uh, you feel confident that things will work out for you. Yes.

Okay, I agree. I strongly agree. Okay. Now, your gender is female, I think. Okay, you your gender is female, I think. Okay, you ready? Here are Chrissy Houdley's personality test results. Wait, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the little, beep, beep, beep, oh, wait. Yeah.

How are you? Okay, getting Chrissy's results right now. Here we go. Ready? This trait determines how we interact with our environment. It's called the mind trait. And you are 52% introverted. 48% extroverted. You're the mildest person I've ever met. By the way, it's 50% down the lines. I'll explain what it means. Energy, this trait shows where you direct your mental energy.

It's 59% observant and 41% intuitive. Again, you're 55% physical. Nature, this determines how we make decisions and cope with emotions. You think 40% of the time, you feel 60% of the time. Okay. Tactics. This trait reveals how we approach work, planning, and decision making.

44% judging. 56% prospecting. I don't even know what that means, but it sounds like you're okay. I'm like, I'm going gonna do an ad sales again. Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna do some prospecting. Yeah. Now, here is the one I think really matters.

Your identity. This trait underpins all friends. All others. Kristen Brentsworth. Are you turbulent or are you assertive? Mmm. Okay. This shows you how confident you are

in your abilities and decisions. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. You are 80% assertive and 20% turbulent. Oh, I meant that for clapping. BEEP.

So sorry. BEEP. There you go, thank you. Thank you, good job, Chrissy. I'm glad I'm not turbulent. Wow, that was really, yeah, okay, so you're... Why is it high-opening? I'm 50-50 on those things. You're good, I think you're good here.

I'm not a psycho. No, you're not a psycho. You're an adventurer, that is your AFP. I'm not a psycho. No, you're not a psycho. You're an adventurer. That is your AFP. That's your AFP. That's your AFP. That's your personal explorer. That's your personal explorer.

Yeah, the adventurer. Oh, are you really? Yes, on many things. Oh, look at that. Many things say that I'm an explorer and an adventurer. Look at you go, Chrissy. I've got my poles. I'm marching up the mountain.

I've got my poles. I'm whacking off two guys at the same time. I'm crawling up the mountain. I've got my poles, I'm whacking off two guys at the same time. I'm crawling up the cop mountain. Oh, Lord, oh my God, that's so good. That's so funny. All right, so now I of course have to do this. Yes. But we don't have enough time for it today's show.

So on the next episode of the commercial break, we will record Brian's personality test, a different personality test though. Not this one. I want you to know the answers. Yeah, because they know we'll be boring to everybody who just heard it. So I'm taking a different, but similar personality test. It's given by a different company. Yeah. Simulance. Simulance. Simulance. I wanted to give you one more thing before we go today. One little treat at the end of the show We don't usually do this we usually go right into the right into everything

I found this on the internet. I showed Chrissy the video before we got here Oh, yeah to this lady She's gonna excuse me explain to you what's going on in her neighborhood This is an apartment complex this lady is standing on the second floor balcony She's watching a neighbor in the building across from her on the other second floor balcony. Now it's an apartment complex. So it's just two stories. You got a balcony up top and you got a balcony underneath the balcony below this. Now listen to this. So we moved into this apartment complex a couple of months ago and my neighbors across the way from us let their dogs just poop on the balcony instead of walking them. Oh, I'm fucking.

Yeah, first off, oh, a couple of months ago. And my neighbors across the way from us let their dogs just poop on the balcony instead of walking them. And instead of throwing the poop away, they just throw it off the balcony. It's disgusting. I don't even know, like, I don't know what to do don't even know like I don't know what to do What do you mean you don't know what to do so gross? You go you go directly to the management company and you say Kick these people the fuck out of the

Building how do you not go straight to the management company and say kick these people out of the building and this lady is not throwing it over The balcony into something like, you know, into the woods. She's throwing it into somebody else's balcony. Yeah. She, and by the way, I don't, I don't, I don't. That's not excusable. Judge a book by its cover, but this lady looks like a lady who would be throwing poop off of a balcony

after she refuses to walk her dolls. Yeah. That's fucking disgusting, man. That's lazy and terrible. That's what problem with the United States of America right now. And it all started with Jerry Springer. It all started with Jerry Springer, or Phil Donahue, or one of those guys.

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