The Commercial Break - Sticky Icky Teenie Beanie?

Episode Date: September 9, 2022

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Over the guy, our weak sighting There's tens of thousands of feed. Yeah, but who's gonna, you want me to take the pictures? Yeah. And then a little weird. Is Jeff gonna be upset? I mean, Brian at this point. You're walking one day. And be like, I'm carrying Brian's child.

Cool, honey. How's that TCP check? If I had kept my Dick Tracyacy stuff my dick tracy movie collection my dolls and my my McDonald's you know happy meal toys and all that other stuff that I collected around the dick tracy that my mom threw out rightfully so there when I was 27 years old so that's just figured I wasn't coming back for it hey you got one of them happy meal, Vinnie? Those teeny-weeny beanies? You got those teeny-weeny beanies?

I got that good teeny-weeny! I got that good-good! I got that winy-weeny! The next episode of the commercial break starts now. another episode of this The Commercial Break. It's not for everyone, but fact news or fiction, ease guaranteed, in 15 seconds or less, or your money back, go to the TCBPodcast.com website to collect your earnings. Chrissy and I just sitting here pontificating on time, space, and the theology of love.

Yes. And I was saying to Chrissy that as you get older, like when I was a kid Summer lasted forever Yeah, it was forever every day lasted a year. It felt so you knew you was never it was endless It was a vast pool of endless time. Yeah, and now it lasts for two and a half days It's like I put my sweaters away. I take them out the next day. It's I can't fucking stand it things move so I put my sweaters away, I take them out the next day. I can't fucking stand it.

Things move so fucking quickly. Older you get. I know. Plans for the next day. Yeah, so it's got too much shit in my head. I'm all full up up here. I can't handle anymore. Yeah, I think that's why I forget things also often

is because it's too much stuff is coming in. Exactly. And not enough stuff is going out. Yeah. And so something's got to be pushed out. In the age of instant everything. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

I mean, I could scroll the internet for five days. Oh, endless. You could scroll the internet forever. It never seemed all that there is to see. That's why I love that fucking internet archive. It's because like, you know, I can go back to a time when things were simpler. When you had to wait three or four days

for a boob to come up on AOL. Dialogue. Right. I think I told that story. When I first got dialed up on AOL. Dile up. Right. I think I told that story. When I first got Dile up, I was living with a girl. And we put the computer upstairs. We had like a bedroom and then a sitting room outside the bedroom.

Don't ask how we got some beautiful, complicated house. It was the landlord regrets the day that he ever rented us that house to this day I can guarantee. But anyway, they had this sitting room and we decided to put the computer in there. You know the old Macintosh 300 or whatever. Sure. Big clunky machine that was sitting on a desk.

I mean desktop a big, yeah. When it was a desktop, it was on a desk. It was a desktop, it was on top of the desk. And then they did a huge motherboard. Yeah, you had a thing. Yeah, clunky thing, yeah. Now look at that computer. I know, it comes in a screen.

Yeah, it's basically a flat screen TV with all you need in the back of the screen. Yes. But we put it up there, and the reason why we put it up there is because it was the only available phone line to actually plug in the phone jacks. What we had to have, it's a phone jack, it got that little box, you plugged it into the wall.

I think we have a phone jack at our place. No, I would you. Why would you? I mean, if there are- I don't have it at home phone. No, you don't need a phone. I think we have a phone jack at our place. No, I would you. Why would you? I mean, if they're a home phone. No, you don't need a home phone. I mean, in a long time. But there are people that have them. I know that there are people that have them.

You know, my dad. You know, my dad. My dad. My dad doesn't. He actually got rid of this. But he still has his iPhone 4. So there's that. Yeah.

It like stopped working at one point. It was just like, it wouldn't go on the internet or whatever. And or whatever and he's like I don't understand why they it doesn't work anymore Try to update the software and I'm like dad You would literally have to put a hamster on a wheel to update that software that phone is from Four yeah, I would But so we put it up there and then everybody was talking and I was a little late to the internet game at that point. And even though my dad was on the, had a weird version of the internet, you know,

a mode-to-zone mode. Yeah, we had like a monogene and stuff like that. So we get this AOL disk and I put it in there and you get whatever, 100 free hours. However they got, you remember the AOL is still around? Oh yeah, AOL is still around. I can't believe it. I email people with AOL email addresses.

I know that's what Jeff the other day, we got some email because for his business and it said, he was like, this guy has an AOL. I email people with the AOL email addresses. I knew this would Jeff the other day, we got some email for his business and it said, he was like, this guy has an AOL. I know, that's how I did. Email and I said, is AOL still around? Hold on, I like got on there and look, yep. That's how I determine how close to death someone is. If they have an AOL email,

that's my figure, they don't have too much love. Yeah, it's like a weeping eye. If you're a dog and you have a weeping eye, you're close to death. If you have an AOL address, you're close to death if you have an AOL address You're close to death so we put it up there and the whole talk amongst everybody who had the internet that time was how great It was that you could just download free porn right so you go to those old websites I mean just like crappy shitty websites full of banners and you have to click on three separate buttons

And then I'll never forget that I clicked on that button. It was going to give me a free image of a woman naked. And it took hours to download that. It was like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr That's still hadn't downloaded so I had to turn off the monitor and then later on in the night I turned it back on and the image had completed itself at that point I was and then you completed yourself. Well, I was done at that point I was already like well, I guess I'll have to use my imagination Because the girl I was living with did not want to have sex with me, but anyway, I So but now it's so it's you we just don't even think about it the vast like I think you're right about this

I think time moves by so quick because we are always looking for the next gratification and so our minds are constantly thinking forward always thinking forward and then of course we have a bunch of anxiety so we're thinking backwards too but the other day I was on the internet archive and I don't know what I typed into that fucking internet archive, but it came up with a whole slew of old websites and now new websites that are dedicated to something called a giant test fetish. Have you ever heard of this? Giant test fetish.

Giant test. A giant test. A woman who is a giant. And some of these guys are into the fantasy that a giant woman would come on by, like a fucking Godzilla, and stomp them with a heel. Like, that's what they're into. I love it. It's for some reason.

I know, it's so interesting to me. Like, you know, if you're into something, it's likely somebody else is into it, right? And if it's not harming anybody, then I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Absolutely. And if you want to fantasize that a godzilla shaped and sized woman is gonna come and step on you yes then

cool man whatever school but i went down this rabbit hole and it just got weirder and weirder it's like you know uh... amazon women like it was women who are like seven feet tall right that the women who actually exist. They are out there, this whole fetish is going on, and they have these videos where they're like stepping on dolls, right? Okay. Like a GI Joe type thing.

No, not a GI Joe type thing. Like that five. But then also they have the crash test nummies, I guess, is for the lack of a better term, and they're taking their giant feet and they're smashing them into guys ball into the balls. And I'm like, holy shit, which is crazy. I know giant test fetish.

I mean, for every one. There is something for everyone. Makes me feel better about my particular fetish. My fetish is having sex with this studio. I just, so I spend so much time in here. Yeah. I'm fanciful. Oh, these new microphones are wonderful.

They are amazing. We sound delicious on them. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to play like a giant test fetish video so that we could get into it. But it's a little bit too graphic, I think, even for the commercial break, it's just got some stuff in there that I'm not comfortable necessarily putting on the commercial break. But I wanted you to know that there was this giant test

fetish thing out there, and I think that we should, for our YouTube channel, that we should make some giant test videos of you like smashing little GI joe men, kicking miniature miniature size human beings in the balls. I'm down. Yeah, I've, we got to find a lot of money off this fucking podcast or something or how do I get big? No, we just, it's all about frame of reference. So what we'll do is we'll just, we'll get you in a certain camera angle and then like we'll have your big fat giant foot. Yeah, just coming down. I got some big stilettos. I want to give an update too.

I uploaded some foot pictures onto that foot fetish website. What? Yeah. Help me. I thought we were doing it together. Well, I just wanted to see what it was all about. I wanted to see if I'd get a couple of biters on my nibblers. But I have not.

I know this. Somebody fucking feed on there. Well, I need to put mine up there. There's tens of thousands of feed. Yeah, but who's going to, you want me to take the pictures? Yeah. And then a little weird. Is Jeff going gonna be upset?

I mean, it's Brian at this point. You walk in one day and be like, I'm carrying Brian's child. Cool, honey. How's that TCP check? If you guys make it any money, I'm then fucking show you. Oh my God. I was watching this show the other night on HBO.

I watched the first season and so, the few nights of Good, Jeff and I were in bed and I was looking through and we're like, trying to find our next show. And I saw it on HBO, it was called House of Ho. House of Ho. Yeah, and it's not about Hoes. It is about the Hoes, the family name.

Oh, the agent family. Okay, the other Vietnamese. Yeah. American and they live in Houston. And so they've created this wealthy empire. Okay. So I Okay. The other Vietnamese. Yeah. American and they live in Houston and so they've, you know, created this wealthy empire. Okay. So I'm starting to watch it. And I just was baiting Jeff to see like if you be into it.

Yeah. Like, is that what I wanted to watch? Is this another fucking show? I didn't. I was like, I'm frying. I'm dying. That looks like the worst show ever. I was like, okay.

No, I was like, yeah, no, I was the worst. Yeah, cool, we'll turn on something else. Every time I watch that Seeking Sister Wives or the Seven Little Johnson, I think of Jeff, like yelling at you, I'm freaking that shit into the house. That's Seven Little Johnson's done again, and I just fucking, I love it. I can't get enough, now there's drama in the house,

because the oldest child is, he's dealing with some mental illness issues. And the parents called him back home. Like they didn't say, he moved out on his own. Okay. And then there was a couple incidents where he got fucked up on the fucking gas station weed. You know what I'm talking about?

I'm gonna move that side. KY or K9 or K45. Bro, why are you three thousand? Whatever it is. And that's why you would ever, I mean, I guess when you're young and you're don't. Yeah, that K. Y or K nine or K45 And that's why you would ever I mean I guess when you're young and you're don't You're young and you're down. That's what yeah, that's what's available to me necessarily want to carry around a pound of you the con bud in the back of your car in Georgia Yeah, they live here in Georgia purple kish man

It's so dang It's the sticky you want some goopy oopy? We were so stupid when we were kids. You want some dabs? Ghibi, ghibi, ghibi, ghibi. Finger dip, finger dip. We had this whole language. And it was so stupid. Like, like, nobody could crack the code.

Right. That sticky, icky weed, men. Right. Sticky, icky weed. We'd have our pages, like 9-1-1, 9-1-1, 1 plus 7, you know, it's like so stupid, like the cop couldn't break the code. We thought we were just a little drugging pins. We had no idea how stupid we were.

Now it's 2022 and you say, I'm gonna go get some edible medical grade marijuana. You know, don't say sticky sticky yucky or dank weed. Unless you're three. Or you're my, I sure hear some of my friends. I got some dank weed, I'm gonna do some dabs, some dab and dab and dab and dab and dab. I didn't even get that dab shit.

What is that? The crystallized. Yeah, I think it's like the sticky yucky. Oh, it's the resin. It's the resin, but it's not resin from cooked marijuana. It's like the, um, the sticky, oh, it's the resin. It's the resin, but it's not resin from Cooked Marijuana. It's like the, like, the sticky part of the, like, thanks. Oh, the crystalized TLC.

Yeah, why? That's like a, it seems like a whole process to me. Yeah, it's like a, let's go, let's go to the store. That seems to me like a giant test kicking you right in the fucking head. Like, I can't even take the regular dirt,

Mexican weed. Like, why would I be able to do this? The sticky, sticky dab. This sticky, sticky dab to me sounds like a panic attack. That's what it does. Like I can't even take the regular dirt back sink and weed like why would I be able to do this sticky? E.D.A. This sticky. E.D.A. Have to me sounds like a panic attack. That's exactly any time I see someone we went to that podcast party at podcast movement and we went to those parties at the after you know at night because that's where it all happens.

Yeah, there's a lot of I mean the smell of marijuana is just pervasive everywhere now. And even though it's not legal and Dallas, it's decriminalized, I think, like it hits here in Georgia, and you know, you'd be riding down the street in Georgia, and it just smells like weed. And does. Everybody is smoking fucking weed. And God bless, okay, you know, that's what we were all hoping for when we were kids.

Now it's happening. And all I'm doing is complaining about all the weed smell around town. But we went there and there's this funny thing that happens. I think when you have had experiences with narcotics in your life and then you and then maybe you grow past it a little bit like I have not to say I'm any smarter or any better. I'm not.

I'm dumb or actually probably just stayed on the cocaine. I might have been a little quicker. But when I see somebody, I it's somebody, it takes one to know one. So when I see somebody who's all jacked out, I identify with them. I mean, I can see it a mile away, and I know what's going on, and I see that jaw move, and I see them sweating,

and I see the eyes darting everywhere in the nervousness in this whole nine yards. And then I start to get anxious as if I'm the one doing the cocaine. Yeah. It's like, Jesus, my heart is racing. It's unbelievable. And sometimes I see people that are like way stoned

and I start to get stoned. I feel stoned. I'm having a flashback. I'm like, holy shit. So when people start talking about sticky-yicky dabs, I'm like, sticky-yicky dabs is just giving me a panic attack just thinking about it. Now maybe I'd feel differently if I actually did a sticky, sticky,

sticky dab. I want to. Well, I have done a couple finger dips in my life. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in. So I don't even know what the fuck we were talking about. We don't either.

We were the giant tests. We went there. We were talking about the seven little Johnston. Oh, right. Okay. Glad you pulled it back. Yeah, I got it. I pulled it back. So the seven little Johnston, so the kid goes and. I'm glad you pulled it back. Yeah, I got to pull it back.

So the seven little Johnson. So the kid goes and he smokes. He has a gas station with a gas station weed. And one of those incidents, he calls his mom and dad, he's like, I'm dying. Yeah. Right. And they don't know where he is. And he can't articulate to them where he is. So it's like really scary. He's in a fucking hole. Right. Right. Like a K hole, but induced by, you know, the gas station. Grass sprayed with fentanyl or something. I don't know who knows what that shit is. Yes. But so then he kind of gets in this funk for a couple of months and he sits down with his parents

and his parents are like, whatever's going on with you, we just need to straighten it out. That was my dad and it was my dad. My dad said, you know, not only can you not come back to the house, I'm cutting you off completely, like don't come back to the house. Not only can you not come live at the house,

I don't want you at the house whatsoever. But these parents did the exact opposite. They're like pack your shit, and next Friday we're coming to pick you up from your apartment and you're coming back to live with mom and dad. Because whatever's going on with you, yeah, they're gonna cocoon him in. And it just makes it like, I don't know what the,

but it's so fascinating to me to watch these like, family dramas unfold. And I wonder what kind of parent I'm gonna be when, you know, one of my kids comes in on the sticky, yucky dabs. I'm gonna be like, I'll probably be like, hey, you got the extra. That's right.

So how's the cocaine where you guys are doing partying? How is that? Let me just say, good. Let your dad be the taster of it. It's probably all gonna be medical grade at that point. It's gotta be, you gotta imagine it at some point. There's a lot of work being done with psilocybin, the mushrooms.

Oh, the mushrooms are gonna be legal pretty soon. I think so, and I think they should be. Yeah, I think so too. And the idea also is going legal. I believe the cocaine at some point is going to be legal because it's just safer. Yeah, There's a lot of talk about fentanyl right now. And I'm hearing a lot of talk on both sides of the aisle from all different directions. That first of all, there are these drugs that they can give people to medically detox them,

but then they keep them on them forever. Like once you're an addict, you're an addict, right? Whatever that's called, Suboxone or whatever. Yeah, I think so. But there's not a lot of access to it because the government makes the doctors jump through a bunch of hoops and then the doctors, even if they have the ability to prescribe these things, they don't want to have to take on too many patients because they're afraid that they're going to be in labor.

Well, the pill mill or whatever, right? But there's a lot of talk about right now and I just heard a news report on this this morning, legalizing fentanyl, like doses of fentanyl, like they do in Canada, you can go and you can get heroin in Canada. If you are an addict, you can apply for a program where you can get heroin and or fentanyl and it's dosed to you. Okay.

And then you do it right there in the facility so that if anything happens in the first hour or whatever it is, there's somebody on staff to help you out to bring you back, right? Supervised. Supervised. And this has changed the way that candidates dealt with their their their heroin and their their fentanyl problem and quite frankly they don't have near as many deaths as we do

because people feel perfectly safe just walking into the facility now i don't know that you would want to be the person who walks into the facility and gets your dose of heroin every morning and that's a whole different story all together. It's probably better than on the street. Fuck yeah it's better than on the streets the streets are dangerous take a local Brian street are dangerous kids get killed out there Stupid things happen when you're trying to sell your sticky yikki with your pager 911 911 Yo, it's me Brian. I just got the 911 one job Yeah, I need two bags of weed God's gonna be listening. Okay, so you need two dabs where do you need them located?

I need you to come to jobs. Shh! Don't say any street names. Come to the White House the one you've been at before. All right, all right, cool, cool. Is your mom a dad home? Because I'm gonna get my mom a dad's drive me over there. My dad will drop off of your dad's drop off your dad pick so cool say we're

going to the movies do you ever say street names again we're so cool we didn't have vehicles we literally remember that at the mall yeah we it. We did it with the drug deals. We did it. I swear to God, we did. My poor fucking parents, they had no clue. Everybody like, I got down, you can drop me off with the movies. Yeah, no problem. I would never go to a movie.

The movies. The movies in the mall. I'm back, yeah. I'm back buying dime sacks from, you know, Darrell, the high school dropout. I'm trying to get loaded. And no matter how much weed I smoked, I just got a headache and a heart attack. That's all I got.

Oh my God. Speaking of way back when in the 90s, Chrissy, do you remember the fad? I was looking to see on eBay, whether or not if I had kept my Dick Tracy stuff, my Dick Tracy movie collection, my dolls and my collection, my McDonald's, you know, happy meal toys and all that other stuff that I collected

around the dick Tracy that my mom threw out rightfully so it was there when I was 27 years old. So that's figured I wasn't coming back for it. If I had kept all that stuff, would it be worth it? What it be worth? And it was it. I looked through as much stuff as I could remember owning uh... and i think that total is about twenty dollars and sixty seven cents yeah it was worth nothing they made millions of them no one cares no one like the movie no one gets a

shit so even the most rare of the collection which would have been a dick tracy poster like a first edition poster which i happen to get from the movie theater okay is only worth like thirty two dollars i mean it's nothing it's not well good to know that's good to know I didn't throw away a fortune. Yeah, I just weighed another five years, and then it will be a fortune, because everything old becomes new again.

True. But one of the fads that, so while I was trolling through the internet, the eBay, then the Dictraisey stuff, for some reason, up came Beanie Babies. And I remember the Beanie Babies. Oh, Beanie's. Cabbage, fatched, and Beanie Babies. They're still around, and they're making a comeback. Like, people I remember the beany babies. Cabbage, packed stalls, and beany babies. They're still around,

and they're making a comeback. Like, people now are trading them again, and they're selling them. For those that don't know, I mean, you have to be a heavier head and a whole not to know what a beany baby is, but it's those cute little bears or toys. Yeah, they're, they're beanie. They're like a bean bag. Like bean bags. And there's stuff animals with beans. And I'm instead of, beans. I don instead of beans.

I don't think real beans, but you know, beans, beans. All of the beans. Yeah, little beads. The kind of gets stuck in your child's nose or throat or the real safe kind. They would make these beanie babies and they made all kinds of beanie babies. They were making like new kids on the block beanie babies,

Princess Diana beanie babies. You name it, they were making, I think there's a Dick Tracy beanie baby. Like they made the block, beanie babies, princess Diana, beanie babies. You name it, they were making, I think it was a Dick Tracy beanie baby. Like they made all kind of beanie babies. And at one point in the early 90s, these things were selling for tens of thousands of dollars. There was a craze, yeah. Nuts.

And I think like the crowning beanie baby is the princess Diana beanie baby. Oh, okay. And there were three versions made. And if you have one version, and it's in mint condition, and it's in the box, it'sanie baby? Oh, okay. And there were three versions made. And if you have one version, it's in mint condition, it's in the box. It's still worth $10,000, which is just beyond me

why anyone would give a shit about stuffed bear. I don't get it. Basically, the guy who created them, Thai Tyler, he knew that supply and demand, if they caught on supply and demand would be the key to making them tradable, making them, you know, a collectible item. And so he would buy them out of the Philippines. He would get the fill, you know, people in the Philippines to make them. And he would have certain limited runs on certain ones of them. And it just became this phenomenon.

And people were having like, beany baby trade shows and conventions. So I was trolling on the internet. Oh, as you do. As I do like to do, Chrissy, and I found us a beanie baby collector video. No way. Yes, and I thought we would take it a yonder. Okay. Take a yonder. Take a yonder.

What a gander? A gander, a gander. That's a distance. That's a measurement of distance called a yonder. Over there. Near the wagon tree. Near the wagon tree.. Near the wackin tree. Down by the creek.

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Okay, right, right. They don't even know something. Really big. The stirrer. And... H. Thai Warner established Thai Incorporated in 1986. A successful global company. They had a beautiful line of stuffed animals, including annual collectible bears. In 1993, Tye Warner came up with an idea to introduce a high quality but low price stuffed animal.

Kids could afford adults would enjoy helping them to collect. I guess that's stupid. Die Warner had an idea to put plastic beads around the earth. That would turn into an island in the middle of the ocean that no one could get rid of. Thanks, Thigh. Yeah, that's all. I wonder what Thai Warner's doing these days. I mean, he's probably, I'm sorry, made a... He jumped off a I mean he's probably I'm sure he made he jumped off a bridge he made millions

But you know that he was into the collecting part too, so he probably jumped off a bridge when the stock started to go First nine beanies were born Designed to be fun. Pulse will carry Limited availability from the beginning made it even a bigger Sorry, so Yeah, that you just have to like, hallmark stores. Remember the hallmarks? You buy them at hallmark stores and collectible stores

and little toys like boutique toy stores. Right. I think that you could buy them at Toys R Us, but I think those were like the ones that you didn't want to collect. Right, you could get in the Toys R Us. Yeah, those are mass produce. I saw a story one time about a father who spent like all

of the kids, a college education is three children of college education on beanie babies. And it just went south because he held onto them way too long. He thought they were going to continue to rise and value. They didn't, he spent like 900,000 dollars. That's a sad tale to tell your kids. Well, thank God that's, hey kids, really sorry, you can't go to college.

But that Dick Tracy poster looks awesome. Yeah. You want to make a big face? Yeah. Hey, happy meal toys for everyone. Retailed for 499 at most stores. By 1995, many people had started to have a good size collection. These collectors spread the word. The fever had begun. Show me the beanies. Oh, here comes the music, yeah, Tannin. Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. I got our tables.

Lions formed. Lions formed. Gorilla gangs formed. People were being kidnapped for beanie babies. people were being kidnapped for beanie babies bbbo it's on radio hundred and cabbage match dolls birds who the hoops and pet rocks ever hope to be beanie babies are in the news today a hallmark store and the hallmark store. People waiting in a line over two blocks long starting this morning at 5 a.m. The store opened at 10 and even though there was a limit of 3 beanie babies per customer,

by noon they were sold out. Unfortunately over 200 people were still in line. They were upset but the owner promised more beanie babies. That's wild. That's wild. That's insane. 150 people in line for a fucking bear with beans in it. Who cares? I think even had I been an adult at this time, like see, everybody wants to get rich. Everybody wants. People, remember people who are in like the back of their cars? Oh yeah, like in the way they do.

Like in the way they do. Yeah. It was in insane time to be alive. That's stupid. Now we got like a UN peacekeepers going into Ukraine into the world's largest nuclear reactor to make sure it's safe. Back then, beanie babies. I'm waiting in line for my beanie baby. What do people do today that's similar? I mean, shoes. Well, NFTs have been big. Yeah, they were big for a minute.

Shoes. Everyone got excited about it. Shoes, I think baseball cards will probably always be around. Yeah, but even though it's like, I don't think they're nearly as popular as they were back in the 80s and 90s. I don't like anything. No, I don't even. I'm not a bonnet. Like, like, episodes of The Commercial Break is what I do.

And they don't seem to be rising in value, just to let you do. Probably start lining up sometimes to unbeatable. Ty opened a website for many people the hunt to complete and expand their collection became a quest. Look at that website. That's the kind of website. Yeah quest, quest. That's the kind of website I was getting poured off of. It's like an excel spreadsheet with a link on it. Yeah, you have to get off of. It's like an Excel spreadsheet with a link on it. You have to get them for it. That's definitely AOL.

Oh yeah. Yeah, look at the little thing that's AOL. Yeah. The beanie wizard. The beanie wizard. The beanie wizard outlet. Because that's where everyone went for their beanie babies back then was the beanie wizard outlet.

This isn't him. We're the norm. These people are like checking them off of their list. Pacific beanie babies became standard gifts. Teeny babies to standard gifts. I never got a beanie baby in my life. I never wanted to be a baby in my life. I had to up 11 but just like, yeah. Yeah, I think I had a couple of them, you know,

after people off themselves with their non-value and beady baby. Yeah, they would like end up on the street and I'd be like, oh, baby, baby, help get that up. I'll get that to my future children. Okay. Yeah. Beanie moms and dads began searching for working friends.

And flying. Beanie mom, bey baby moms and dads. Got greedy and decided to spend their kids' education money on. Get rich quickskeves. Multiple for others that couldn't leave work to find Beney. Leave work before you try to get out of work to be able to keep. Mr. Jones, David's on the phone. He wants to know if he can take a half day. Patrick's hero. What is it, Johnson? Uh, Mr. Johnson, I'd like to take a half a day. Why do you need to leave early?

Uh, beanie babies! Pick me up a couple of wire there. I need a couple of zeroes and a couple of unicorns to do two princesses. Look who, Mr. Johnsonison and don't tell anybody. Yeah. More people search the map. Wow, this is like a thorough recalling of all the things that happened. Really? Yes.

And meanwhile, this video was produced in 1997. I know, Lover, does it say? It says Beckett and Associates. Beckett is the company that did the baseball cards. Oh, yeah, they got it on the game. Of course they did. Yep. Even Custom Software was invented, so people can keep track of their collection.

Custom Software. Custom Software. What? You don't have an Excel spreadsheet you can get to? Custom Software. Custom. People were really going nuts about this stuff. for what you don't have an Excel spreadsheet you can get to custom software People were really going Those all college industry around the beanie babies. Yeah, I had no idea. I do remember that my I realized it went so far I do remember my parents had to fight some other parents for a cabbage bag

Older yeah, but I still wanted to tickle. I heard about it. I did! I did! I spent a month of your mortgage on a tickle me Elmo! He he! A massive secondary market was created internationally. Wow! International.

Wow Yeah, these people are I mean it's really These are the kind of just crazy just for roozing around this video. These are the kind of people you would expect to collect Beanie Babies and with every new retirement of beanie babies value sore higher eleven hundred dollars for a fuzzy belly for a fuzzy belly mint condition eleven hundred fucking dollars in nineteen ninety five that would be like twenty five hundred dollars today are five thousand yes like $2,500 today or 5,000. I don't know how math works. But it would be a worth a lot of money.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Entrepreneurs came out of the woods. Oh, I bet they did People got scammed left and right Knock off beanie babies. We're being sold as real beanie babies. Oh, yeah, they're going through the paper Beanie babies wanted This is the beanie king. Hey, look at for Garcia

Look at for the winner. Look at for the three bodies. We got all the 800 number in the bottom of your screen. I'm a top seller. Train. Call the 800 number 248 588 666766. That guy's personal home phone. We should call that number and say we're looking for me.

It's like a commercial. Hey, it's like a commercial. I was wondering if you got that lion beanie baby you were talking about this is probably the guy who spent his kids uh... yeah money on it and that's the kids I know he's crazed over beanie babies he's the baby that's right or you can email you request we got all those hard to find beanie you've been looking for and remember to pick up a mini dome tent

that your favorite gift door the beanie king Thanks, I'm watching that don't be the baby mini dome tent to hold your beanie babies. They loved Who the guy Yeah, well the beanie babies for a while until Now he lives in the mini tent. Yeah, fair enough, okay. We go! There's a Debeanie King at the Ohio State Fair. A royal blue peanut purchase for a beanie king

at the fair. Oh, hi. That's where you wanna be. Okay, all right, let's see what this guy has to say. Oh, they started selling in McDonald's, I do remember that. The popularity of being the winner is incredible. Yeah, I think that I was working in McDonald's at

this time and I think I might have taken one or two yeah I think I could get out of my head. Yeah. B. B's were in the news again. WCFD News Time is 203 McDonald's better call the Ronald police for today McDonald's announced they'd have to cut short their kids meal teeny-beney campaign due to the simple fact that they're out.

The kids teeny-beny campaign. Which PR director put that name in front of it? Not me. Hey, it's the kids teeny-beny campaign. That's horrible. The controls has been overwhelmed by the demand for the miniature beanie babies produced by Ty and Incorporated. The brain is awesome.

Happy males have died out. Get you some teeny-benies and it's a great idea to celebrate some happy males. I'm telling you that. Get you some teeny beanie and it's what if in your happy meals. Closively for McDonald's, the set of 10 beanie babies has been sought after by beanie baby collectors, grandparents and kids and people of all ages. People have been said to have been driving

from one to McDonald's after another and their quest to complete the set of 10. Um, can we go help? Hold on, shut up. Shut up, baby. Um, can we go help? Hold on, shut up! Shut up, James! We gotta go to another McDonald's at another wood at another wood at another wood. Danny, I just pooped myself! Put it in the pile with the others.

We're gonna beat him in this shit. Yeah, we're going to McDonald's in Tennessee, but we live in Illinois! I don't give a shit. I'm gonna get rich We're looking for more teeny beanies They were going from place to place They were oh my god. They're probably sending their kids into buy them scarse a child Listen, I was scarred by getting a cabbage patch doll because I was like, what the fuck is that?

I can't believe you got a kid. I never asked for a cabbage patch doll. I had a cabbage patch. I think because my parents saw that it was on TV and everybody was trying to get one, they thought they would be the cool parents and get me a cabbage patch doll. I'd never got something cool for Christmas again

because I think our reaction was underwhelming. I was like, oh. Oh, you know they make them here in Georgia. I do, because then they make them. Maybe lay in general. Yeah, because it's the first place that my parents took us. They birth them out of the cabin. I think my mom wanted the cabbage vegetables.

It's really what it was. I don't think, I think, you know, my dad went along with it. He's like, really? Brian and Kevin want a cabbage vegetable? I thought Brian was in the magic, and Kevin was in the magic jobs, and isn't there something going on? And she was like, no, it's a cabbage best though. I was not Brian was in the magic and Kevin was in the magic Johnson Isn't there something going on and she was like no, it's a cabbage

They keep telling me when you're not home cabbage best dolls mommy cabbage bitch dolls So they're doing well all those hamburgers Everybody love In just two weeks a hundred million teeny bees were In just two weeks, 100 million teeny bees were a hundred million, two weeks. In two weeks? That means it's a hundred million happy meals. It's a hundred million happy meals. See?

There are not a hundred million children under the age of 12 in this country today. You know what that means? That means a lot of adults were buying happy meals for themselves, hoping they could get a teeny-beenie. The fucked-up world we live in $10 picked up for free is now worth $170 the McDonald's teeny-beenny campaign made thousands more aware of B&B and helped catapult B&B to the set of the world's most desirable and successful

collectible in history. Time, beanie babies have also become a popular item to use for charity and non-profit fundraising. Oh, that's right. The charity ones, like the specialty ones. Oh, yeah, the specialty ones. Okay, you gotta give it up for that. But then let me get this straight.

They served 100 million beanie babies. And two months later, they were worth $170 so you bought a you bought a one dollar in ninety-nine cent happy meal which is what they cost back then because i worked there because i know a dollar ninety nine happy meal and you was worth a hundred and seventy dollars and a hundred million of who are else are you selling these two when you have a hundred million beanie babies on the street where is the demand who exactly is buying those other collectors yes i think they're gonna raise in value but when you have a hundred million beanie babies on the street, where is the demand? Who exactly is buying those other collectors that think they're gonna raise in value?

But when you have a hundred million of them, there's no value, there's no squash of demand. That's crazy. If you have five of them, right? Like, you know, if we put our commercial break as an NFT, if we only made two copies of it, we might get $10 a piece. Yeah.

If we made a hundred copies of it Yeah, the value is down now. Yeah, the value goes down rev down not up and by rev down. I mean revenue is down Have joined the TV radio stations on their efforts This morning on KFRD we're happy to be a part of a great fundraiser for the old Murphy's homeless shelter. If you'd like to have a chance to buy the rare Princess Diabini baby, you can register your sign-on-awction bid. By giving a call at 888-62300.

Once again, that was 888-62300. 888-62300. These are the voices that you're hearing this guy's a little less but the last guy was definitely one of the pot yeah I think he was there was this mustache and everything the last bid we received was for $2,500 thank you very much the Princess DiBeney baby will be sold to the highest bidder this Friday at 8 a.m. So give us a call. What did the Princess Di look like?

It looked like a bear with a hat on it or with a crown on it. She's so stupid. Why anybody wanted. I don't know. I mean, I guess, when after she died. No of this young and exciting history are the hundreds of new businesses created for the popularity of Beanie. Close. This video has all the markings of of you got in on it too late, right? Look at all of the people that are out there doing all of this stuff.

Yeah, I know. It's trust like a Vini baby. Mom and dad need to make some money kid now. Shut up and put that beady baby costume on. I don't like beady babies. Yes you do. From all of them, we'd like to say thanks, Ty Warner. Your success is well deserved.

I'm looking up high Warner. Ty, why? I'm Steve Kent Cannon, producer and host of the Beanie Lover video. I hope you enjoyed the history of Beanie Babies. No, I bet you're a Beanie lover there, buddy. Yeah. Yeah.

You see. Oh, my God. How many Beanie Babies do you think this guy is at sex with? At least three. Yeah, all of them. I make personal love to every Beanie baby that comes into my collection We're going to take you on an adventure that you've never been on before

We're going to the cause please because I just looked up Thai Warner and he is still alive Okay, let's go just take it stab at his net worth two billion dollars more eight billion dollars $2 billion more eight billion dollars seven four four billion dollars Four billion you gotta be fucking kidding me nope Four point four billion dollars four point four billion dollars How in the fuck do you collect four point four billion dollars selling Bears with beans and then And why aren't we getting all this drink? I don't know.

What can we create? How easy can this be? We call some people into Philippines. We tell them to make a beanie baby, but don't call it a beanie baby. Call it a TCB beanie baby. It's a special edition. Call it a TCB beanie baby.

Yeah. It's special edition. Oh my God. I wonder if people would buy a TCB beanie baby. They, there's somebody out there that would. Oh yeah. But I don't think we can call it beanie babies. So we'll call it TC. beanie baby. They're somebody out there that would. Oh yeah, but I don't think we can call it beanie babies. So we'll call it T.C. beanie babies.

It will put bebees in there instead of beanie. A beanie baby. Beanie lover convention. To Rosie Wells, Midwest Collector Show, we're gonna talk to you about the art of buy, sell, and trade. Show you how to spot counterfeits and take you to a seminar on tag generations. It's going to be a lot of fun. Let's start. Sounds like a blast.

I'm in it. I'm in for it. Bob the ship ain't. Let's get on the trade. I'm a teeny lover. You know if there are people out there that want to have their genitals smashed by a giant, there are people out there who want to make love to a beanie baby. Oh yeah. It's all 100%. For sure. For some. I might do it for science.

Just to see. For science, just to see what it's like. Cell and trade. The art of the buy cell and trade. We're about to get educated. Let's talk about the art of buy, sell, and trade. We're about to get educated. Let's talk about the art of buy, sell, and trade. And why is it an art form to buy, sell, and trade? It's not.

It's not. Yeah, he's made that up. It's not an art. Isn't that something that's very important to every beatie-baby collector? Sure it is. And what's the best way to go about buy, sell, trade? First of all, first of all, and then you sell it, and if you don't have any money, you trade them.

Right. Let's go over there. Let's go over a couple steps in the process. And the process of buy cell trade. In the process of the buy cell trade, there's buying, they're selling, and there's also trading. Let's move on to the next step. Check the internet. You know somebody paid like $49.99 for this fucking VHS cassette. You know they did. He's making a dickload of this guy's making a dickload of money because they think they're gonna get some inside track

on how to negotiate for beanie babies. Meanwhile, once the fat gets this big, the fat is already over. You have to be at a really, at the very beginning. It's like any other good Ponzi scheme. Exactly. Ty Warner made it's $4.4 billion. He was at the top. This It's like any other good Ponzi scheme. Exactly. Ty Warner made $4.4 billion. He was at the top.

This guy made a couple thousand. Yeah. Learn about beanie babies. If you don't have a computer, read a book. Buy a video. Hey, there's an idea. You'll learn about beanie in a lot of different ways. You can also learn about beanie's

by talking to other beanie people. Talking to reputable dealers. I'm sorry, boy. I'm like, I'm sitting here thinking about Thai Warner and his 4.4 billion. It's hard to get him like out, you know, he's got like this mega yacht. Yeah. He's got this beautiful house somewhere and you know, you're talking the Hollywood Hills. Yeah. Next door neighbor comes over, you know, you talking, what did you do? Yeah. Well, well. You've heard of beanie babies, right? I bankrupt a lot of other people.

That's what I did. I'm that guy. I'm that guy. Ty's in hiding, probably. There's probably people with garage, garages full of beanie babies. Yeah, who don't have a pot to piss in? That are so upset that they ever heard the word beanie baby.

And this guy is probably one of them. To a beanie baby show and dealing with people that are at the vendor tables let's talk about beanie baby shows going to a beanie baby show is a lot of fun but when you get there one of the things that you definitely shouldn't do is start trading in the middle of the room. Crazy. Beanie's a fly now. That's a rip beanie baby.

Yeah. People are pulling. 300 pound midwestern women are like, ah! 45 people dead today after a beanie baby convention and went wild as people started trading right on the middle of the floor. Being to the show, first of all, this is bad, beanie baby etiquette.

That's right, beanie baby etiquette. There is such a thing. Vendors will get very upset. They paid $50 for their table. They paid for advertising. The promoter... They paid a whole $50 for their table. Sounds like a solid industry.

I'm picturing too, like the side stuff is going on. It's like, hey, hey, come here. Hey, hey, hey, I got it. I got a princess done here. No, it's not real, but who gives a fuck? It's a beanie baby. Have you seen some of the people walking around here? I put it yourself for like $10,000.

Hey, what's up? You want a zesty zebra? I got a zesty zebra beanie baby for sale. That was the real deal. I got tech ticket. I got tag generation and all. I learned it straight from the beanie king. Hey, hey, come here. Little kid, little kid. You want a lion beanie baby? $10. $10. Hey, you got one of them happy meal, Vinnie. Those teeny-weeny-weenies. You got those teeny-weeny-weenies. I got that good teeny-weeny. I got that good-good.

I got that winy-weeny. I got that winy-weeny. I got that hush-hush on the download. I got that winy-weeny-weeny-weeny. You know what I got that hush on the down low. I got that weeny weeny weeny weeny. You know what I got? Shoot. You don't need to go into that show. I got you covered right here, buddy.

Right here. What she want? What? What? No, it's, you know, it's beans. I swear to God it is. But it's clanking around like, like pieces of scrap metal.

That's real deal there brother. I got that straight from the Philippines. I went there about a million of... I robbed him McDonald's. I got that weeny weeny. That's a teeny weeny. I got that... I got that hamburger shit.

I got that Ronnie McDon I got that Ronnie McDonald Weenie Beanie. What you want, what you need. So much fun. Paid for people to come in to trade with the vendors. If you start trading amongst each other, first of all, you're not trading with someone that you can usually get a phone number from or locate easily. Now, let's see what you need to locate them. What is going on? What do you need a tracker on somebody to trade a Vini baby? It's a fucking stuffed animal with beans in it. No one cares. Okay, they have definitely jumped the shark with me at this point.

Yeah. I mean, that's just a little bit too much. When you need a tracker, you're probably in the wrong business. This is a little more. Well, secondary dealers at stores. When you go to a store, don't park out in front of the store and wait for other people to come up to deal with you. That's what! That's exactly what I was just saying is happening he's having to caution people again yeah that means it was happening you looking for that

beanie no all right just checking chill out chill out no I ain't bother nobody I think bother nobody. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! You need that winy, meany! I got that big fresh, it! Oh my God.

I got happy meals in the back. I'm still hot. Sparky, man. Reachies, burger. Sparky in the parking lot. Yeah. Put your side this door. See, like, an old white man with a mustache like,

woo woo. Someone just whistled at me. Woo woo. What? Yes, can I help you? What you going in for? That card for a beanie. Yes.

You going in because grandma died or you're looking for a beanie. Ain't got the good beanie in there. That's that shit you can buy in the streets. I got that prime shit, that dippity dab shit. You know what I'm talking about? I got that, I got that teeny weanie beanie. I got the kind to drive those kids wild. Keep you coming back.

Oh, so much fun. Once you get her to the beanies, I mean, then you might need fentanyl to get off. Yeah, you need fentanyl on the way back. You need fentanyl to get off beanies. You need fentanyl to soothe your woes after you file for bankruptcy. The judge asked what you got and you said garagefall of beanies, baby. I probably shouldn't make fun. There are probably people out there listening to the show

that went through this. But you know, we all learn our lessons. I had a Dick Tase tracing collection. Yeah, yeah. We continue to do the commercial break. There's lots of stuff that you should do financially that's till advised, but you continue to do it. So don't worry.

You need that good break. I got that good break. I got that TCB shot! Alright, alright everyone settle down. We'll get back to the Beanie Babies. I promise there's lots more in this video. It's an hour and 19 minutes long. No way!

Yes it is. It's an hour and 19 minutes long and I haven't watched much of it. Actually that's about as far as I got in the video but I promise you, it's probably just as good all the way through. When you're talking about Beini baby etiquette you know Taking yourself way too seriously When you're actually making rules up for how you trade Bini babies, it's all it's you jump the shark That's it. It's done a fad's gone. I'm calling it an art. Yeah, and you're calling it an art

That's right. You have a whole section of your video dedicating to buy sell and trade Bini babies come on You just said don't park in the parking lot. And try and do side hustle. Where people really getting that sketchy? Yes, apparently. Oh my God, it's crazy. I don't think he would've worn against it. Yeah, wow.

People hadn't been doing it. See, this is what happens when it takes you three hours to download a boob. You got a bunch of old white men collecting BBbabies instead of at home, whack it off. Keep the old, keep us old white guys whacking off and you don't have to worry about BBbabie crazies.

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