The Commercial Break - Suns Out, Buns Out!

Episode Date: January 9, 2026

Bryan and Krissy are back into the swing of things for S7 of TCB. On this episode the gang discuss nude yoga, Bert K's unwanted Molly ride and Bryan's boy blind date! To learn more about listener ...data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:22 On this episode of the commercial break Paying for it Yeah, pay for it I don't understand Yeah You're going to strip yourself down Of all worldly possession 10 pack of classes
Starting point is 00:02:50 Yeah, and then you're going to do 35-95 per class Right And you know the yoga instructor So much hotter than you are You know what I'm saying? I'm going to go to a class where some fucking buffed-up dude is doing naked yoga.
Starting point is 00:03:05 And Asterin's like, I'll face this way. You face that way. No, no. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Chris and Joy Holtley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Ryan. Best to you out there in the podcast and streaming audience. Thanks for joining us on episode two of season number seven. It's number seven. We already got some people in the chat. Lucky number seven.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Hi, how are you doing? Welcome back. Thank you for joining us today. We really appreciate it. Our streaming numbers are breaking servers. Yes, we're up to three. Seven. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Seven. Anyway, we're just starting this. If you're joining us via the streaming, welcome aboard. If you're not, you can check us out Tuesdays and Thursdays. Somewhere around 1 o'clock p.m. Eastern Standard time. Give or take. Give or take. We went right at 1 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:04:03 today. I'm so proud of us. We did it. We did it. And then, of course, more people saying they're going to make us popular by giving us fake streams. So thank you very much. We'll talk to you about that later. Yeah, that's so funny. I know those bots do that. Yeah, the bots come right on, don't they? Yeah, well, welcome to the world of podcasting and streaming. That's how it works. Whether you want it or not, you're going to get trash. So over the vacation, Chrissy and I were reading an article about naked yoga taking hold across the United States. And there is a picture that a picture tells a thousand words, doesn't it? It's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:04:41 I mean, I love the start of this article, too. Picture it. You're completely nude, surrounded by strangers, and downward dog. Downward dog. This isn't some feverish anxiety dream. You're in the middle of a naked yoga class. Downward dog means upward asshole. That's what it means.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Yeah. It means a sundown shine. I'm all for, look, everybody is beautiful. in their own way. To somebody. To somebody. Yes. And, you know, I have no, I don't think we should be ashamed of being naked.
Starting point is 00:05:10 No. That's what you want to do. I just don't know that I want to see every naked yoga position. I definitely don't. I definitely don't. Listen, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right? And so I don't think we should be ashamed of our bodies. And I'm not telling, here's why I want to piggy front off of this story.
Starting point is 00:05:28 First of all, it's a very interesting lesson to teach your children as they get older about body appropriate, like the appropriate times, places and people to show your body to, right? That's a very interesting lesson. You want to, like, do a little dance there. You don't want them to be ashamed of their body. But at the same time, like, you know, there's just some places to show your penis and other places when it's not appropriate. Like when you're serving chili for dinner, you know, a naked fling flingang swinging around the kitchen, ain't appropriate. I don't do it. You shouldn't do it. Follow your daddy's rules. Only you. see yourself naked in the dark in the show.
Starting point is 00:06:07 So, over the vacation, we got to celebrate the 25th wedding anniversary of Rafa and Chelsea. Oh, my God. It was their 25th? Wow. A lot of people, we are going to make, by the way, we are not unaware of what is going on in the United States and around the world right now. We are choosing to ignore it so that we can give you a laugh. And ourselves.
Starting point is 00:06:29 There's going to be no talk of Venezuela, health insurance, Minnesota, not. of that shit, not today. Okay, we'll give it a break. We all need a break, so let's give it a break. But I am sharing that a lot of people ask who, why are you so entwangled with Venezuela? And Raphael is really the reason why. Raphael is a Venezuelan. Yeah, he gave you your intro. He gave me my street cred with Venezuelans because he introduced me to, he was my, the first Venezuelan that I actually knew and that I didn't know anything about Venezuela before I met Raphael, but quickly became a part of his big family.
Starting point is 00:07:02 has been my best friend for 30 years almost. And a couple of years after we met, he met his wife at the restaurant we worked at, Chelsea. Chelsea and Raphael married. They had a baby very quickly. And a love story. A great love story that continues to this day. They are a great love story. I love those two so much.
Starting point is 00:07:23 So we had their 25th wedding anniversary, very intimate dinner. And I'll get back to naked yoga, but follow me here for a second. Well, people we know. There you go. There's a circle of people. Follow the bouncing ball. Naked yoga is not new to some of us. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Let's just put it that way. I think I might know the guy who started naked yoga. I think his name is Raffy. Yeah. So we get invited a couple of weeks ahead of time to an intimate dinner at another friend of ours house, Ben, Ben and Sidra. They ask us to come over. There's going to be a private chef and all the,
Starting point is 00:08:02 accoutrements, right? Now, when you think of private chef, you go, oh, wow, very nice. But if you actually go to a dinner with a private chef, you know that sometimes the idea of private chef and the reality of private chef are two totally different things. Let me explain. Yes, please, I can't wait. You're out of your, imagine from the chef's point of view. You're in a home kitchen that has none of the things you usually have. You have to bring everything that you need, probably pre-cooked most of it. You're limited if something goes wrong. You're limited in what can happen. Usually what ends up happening with a private chef who is not used to working in a home setting. And this is like a restaurant chef, like a well-known restaurant chef that one of our friends
Starting point is 00:08:45 knows because one of our friends owns restaurants. And so he brought in this chef. And this is like a big deal for us to have this chef here. But I'm thinking, I'm telling Astrod on the way down there. You know, Brian's normal crumagine self. I'm like, this is going to be a shit dinner. I'm telling you that right now. There's going to be. five different cold plates and one thing that's hot that was cooked 12 hours ago. It's going to be reheated in some shitty oven. But it was the exact opposite that chef fucking nailed it. He nailed it.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Seven course dinner plus dessert. So eight courses all together. However, because the chef nailed it and did everything on the spot, everything on the spot, it was an hour in between each course. We got there at seven. and we left before the dessert and we left at like 1230 at night. Oh, wow. We left before the dessert was served.
Starting point is 00:09:37 40 minutes between each, each. So it was a long dinner, but that left a lot of room for stories, drinking, having fun. And this group of people is not, you know, we've known each other for years. And so no one's shy to, you know, bust balls and have fun and do all this. And so I told the, you know, I get. A toast. We went around, we gave a toast. I gave a toast. It was a mix of heartfelt and comedy, you know, all the other stuff. You know, I can talk, right? That's what I do. I can talk. Somebody asked me to give a toast. I'll give a toast. Yeah, yeah, you do a good, great job. And I'll do it on the fly. I feel pretty comfortable when someone asks me to give a toast. Especially if it's in a room full of the people I know and I have good stories. It's a good gift. It is. So I do this toast. But Raphael then, at the end of the meal, like, not the end of the meal, but like we're talking like 11, 11.30, 12. Everyone's really loosey-goose. Like everyone's been lit up. We're all been sitting at this very long table for a very long time.
Starting point is 00:10:35 And Raphael starts in on the story of how him and Chelsea met. Okay. So he shares the story like this, that they all got tickets to go see a band named Pussy Riot. Oh, right. I remember that band. I remember that band too. Actually, Chopper Johnson opened up for Pussy Riot in Tuscaloosa, Alabama one time. this is the same time I fell off the fucking stage.
Starting point is 00:11:02 There was no one in the room. I mean, it was like we were one of 17 bands that opened up. You know what I'm saying? Like one really long night of music and we were the first. It was not. There's no credit in that. That's not funny. So he tells the story about how a bunch of people got tickets to go.
Starting point is 00:11:16 And then it ended up that everyone kind of fell out for whatever reason. And it ended up being him and Chelsea. And they got these, they were like in the crowd, making out. And people were kind of like, you know, poking them. I'm like, hey, go get a room, blah, blah, blah. And the girl who led the band recognized what was going on and threw some hats to them and said, hey, you do your thing, you know, and the thing said pussy posse. It's perfect. So after the end of this like 45 minute long story that Rafa told, we were all like busting his balls along the way.
Starting point is 00:11:49 And I'm thinking, man, this is one long, fucking drawn out story. Like, it's fun. But, you know, wow, Raphael, you've been going for a while. He pulls out a ring that he had had the arreux. original diamond that he had given Chelsea reset in this beautiful ring. And it was a touching moment. And then I could understand why. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So at the end of it, so after I look, yeah, so after everyone does their ohms and awes and congratulations and hugs and kisses and all that, and I go, I really thought you were going to pull out a pussy posse, posse
Starting point is 00:12:17 hat. I thought when you were telling this story that that's what he was going to do. I thought for sure. Yeah, yeah. He still had it. Oh my God. Everyone busts up laughing. But at the, at some time in the dinner, I tell this story about Raphael and Chelsea. When they were first together, first days of love. First days of love. Chelsea was pregnant. And, you know, we were all very young and dumb and we didn't know shit from Shinola. None of our friends were married. None of them had children. You know, maybe the off person had children. They went for it young and they have really lasted. I'm so proud of them. I'm so proud of them too. I said in my toast is that when naked yoga, hell. That's right. When you look at it. When you look at, you know, everybody has like people in their life that they look to for certain, like, stereotypes.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Right. You look at someone who's been successful in business. You say, I look to that person and how they conduct themselves in business and in friendship and in love and in marriage and in child raising. And so Raphael and Chelsea are one of these people I think we all look up to and we say if we could have a successful marriage. If we could look at each other like that 25 years later, then we've done something. And so I shared that with him. But I also shared a story about how it's young days, it's early days. And not everybody is like convinced that this relationship is going to work.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Sure. Right. And that either is jealousy or just being young or maybe we just don't know, right? Where everybody wants to cause drama. And I can't say that I get in the phrase. Yeah, well, like early 20s and Chelsea was actually what? Younger than 19. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Yeah. Okay. So we go to this festival that we help put on called the Mountain. Mountain Jam. Was this the one with the golf cart? No, no, no, no, no. This is a different one. Yes, there were golf cards at this one, too.
Starting point is 00:14:04 But this one was put on by T-Dog. Oh, T-Dog. Tea-Dog, or early days, T-Dog. It was a very famous festival producer here in town. And for many years, he put on the Mountain Jam. And we're talking like a couple thousand people on this property. It's all of us, our cars parked for a couple of days. And we were helping to, like, you know, set up stages and make sure the trains run on time.
Starting point is 00:14:26 It was, we weren't actually. Basically, so you can see the music and drive. Yes, that's right. So we could do drugs and be behind stage and get free drugs. Yes, and hopefully do more drugs and hopefully find the people who had good drugs. And it was all about drugs. It's basically what it was. So we're out in this field. We're parked. There's a bunch of cars parked. And me and the guy who I had got, it's me, my little brother, Danny and this guy who we had gone with Eduardo. Eduardo, which is not his real name, but I don't know if you choose to be on this podcast.
Starting point is 00:14:55 I've mentioned him before. I'm mentioning him again. Eduardo. So we're all in Eduardo's Taurus. We're like sleeping. Yeah, the good old Taurus. We're either sleeping on the Taurus, in the Taurus, around the Taurus. They had the velvety seeds. They did. Like, yes, back when they made good cars. And those Taurus is lasted forever. Yes, they were big and bulky. Uh-huh. My parents had one. Yeah, they, everybody had one. Yeah. There was a tour. Every other car on the road in the 90s was a Taurus. If you talk, if you argue my point, go good. Google it. Ask AI. So we're here. And then Raphael and Chelsea are in their car some place down
Starting point is 00:15:35 the road, right? And someplace down in the field. We had been up all night doing, we got parked next to a guy who had a can of nitrous oxide, like a dentist can of nitrous oxide. Oh, yeah, the real stuff. And Eduardo had been paying and making deals with this guy all night long. And Eduardo was wasted. I mean, his brain was fried. I had been working a little bit, so I wasn't so fried. And Danny was with me, too. And so I'm sleeping somewhere around the car, on the car, in the car.
Starting point is 00:16:05 I can't remember. And Danny comes over to me, my little brother. And he shakes me. And he goes, dude, is Raphael okay? I think something's wrong with Raphael. And I go, what? And he goes, I think something's wrong with Raphael, man. You got to come.
Starting point is 00:16:19 And I'm like, well, what's going on? I think they had just had the baby. and I got really concerned, and I woke up, and he goes, come here, look at this. And I go, and I crest to this hill. And there was like a VW old wagon with one of those camper tops on top of it. So you could, like, stand on it, right? And Raphael, the sun is rising behind Raphael. It's like 6.30 in the morning.
Starting point is 00:16:45 And the moon is right. him. Rafael is full buck naked doing yoga on top of this VW bus parked in sight of a thousand other cars. And everyone is like rousing for the morning. And he's like doing yoga. Sun salutation. And Danny's like, I don't, is he okay? And I'm like, I look at Danny. I go, he's That's perfect. That's normal. That's, he's perfectly okay. Actually, that's the indication that he's okay. His wing wings facing the sun.
Starting point is 00:17:25 His dick is out. He's fine. What are you talking about? This guy's great. He's good. He's wonderful. Raphael takes notice to Danny and I, you know, a couple of yards away or whatever it is. Hey, brothers, good morning.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Salutations and greetings, you know. Namaste. You want some coffee? Do I want some coffee? Could you wash your hands? Oh my gosh. Could you wash your hands? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:52 His ass was full bore. I mean, hairy ass and everything. He's knees down for his nakedness. Drum circles. Yes. Parties in the woods, wherever. Listen. I admire that confidence.
Starting point is 00:18:04 I admire it too. And I got a little taste of it. Listen, I wore a kilt around for three days one time at a party in the woods. And sometimes I would take it off. There's just like there's certain situations where nudity becomes like it's ubiquitous with just being the way that you are, being who you are. And that happens when a lot of people are naked, you start and they are not shying away from the nudity. And there's a lot of love in the air and probably drugs and alcohol. Then you start to understand that it's not that big of a deal.
Starting point is 00:18:34 So I've been there. Listen, Raphael and I one time when you and I were in Costa Rica after you left, Raphael and I got blitzed one night. We were up all night long. I won't explain why, but we were up all night long. And we went, he had this huge property in Costa Rica that, like in the- We went foraging for mushrooms on that one morning. That's right. The two of us, Rafa and I.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Oh, you did. Oh, I do remember that. Yeah. So we're up at the top of this hill and, you know, we're sitting there having a conversation, a deep conversation about something. And then I'm just kind of blitzed. I'm out of my mind. So I'm sitting there smoking a cigarette, drinking a beer, whatever.
Starting point is 00:19:08 And a couple minutes later, I look back and Raphael's naked. doing yoga. So you know what? I got naked and I did yoga. What are we going to do? Like, okay, all right. That looks good. I like that. And, you know, nude yoga is, it's like. I've done nude yoga before by myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, not in the studio. Yes. I've seen videos of it. I've seen videos of it, but I'm pretty sure that the videos were not to teach other people how to do nude yoga. It was to teach guys how to whack off. You know what I'm saying? It was like, it was like, Yeah, there's nothing problem. If people want to go do it, do it.
Starting point is 00:19:45 I'm all for it. I don't know that I specifically want to see. Paying for it. Yeah, yeah, pay. Paying for it. I don't understand. Yeah. You're going to strip yourself down of all worldly possessions.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Ten pack of classes. Yeah, and then you're going to do 35, 95 per class. Right. And you know the yoga instructor is so much hotter than you are. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to go to a class where some fucking buffed up dude is doing naked yoga and Astrid's like, I'll face this way. Right.
Starting point is 00:20:14 You face that way. No, no. No. Yeah, naked yoga. Listen, it makes a lot of sense. It makes a lot of sense. And I also think that as a society, we are going fucking crazy. So this just makes a lot of sense.
Starting point is 00:20:30 I think that's what I texted you. I was like, maybe this is what the world needs. What the world needs now is how now brown cow. Let's look at your Chinese starfish. Yes. It's like a nude beach. You know, you go to a nude beach. Like, you go to Spain, and they just aren't that plused about clothing over there.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Yeah. You know, they don't care. You're going to see tattas everywhere. You're going to see tits everywhere on the beach. But they're not going to discriminate. No. When you think, yes, there are beautiful women who are nude or topless on the beach. There's young, beautiful girls.
Starting point is 00:21:11 There's middle-aged beautiful girls. But there are also people that, you know, are just regular-bodied people like me. Yeah. You wouldn't want to see me naked on the beach. I look great in clothing. I look great in clothing. I look skinny. I look svelte.
Starting point is 00:21:26 You take off my clothes and it's a different story altogether. Bids and bobs are out. That's right. I got the titties. I got the man bod. I'm going, I got no ass. I just, I got hair everywhere. I'm not a good looking guy naked.
Starting point is 00:21:40 So I choose not to get naked. But there's like you go over to Spain and this thing, everyone is everywhere. Yeah, of course. But, you know, people think of a nude beach and they think of like a hyper-sexualized, super-hot women, just, you know, super hot dudes just walking all over them. That is not a reality. And it's not going to be a reality at your nude yoga class either. No.
Starting point is 00:22:02 So if you're thinking this is a place to go so that you can find next date, you just remember. these are going to be regular human beings that are choosing to take off their clothes. Sampling of the society. Sam, yes. The sampling usually, listen, if you're super hot naked, you can get paid to do that. So you're not going to show up at free yoga class and do that for free. You're not. You're going to monetize that. You're going to monetize that, as I would too. Yeah. I look at all these people on Only fans and all this other shit. And I go, God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. Only fans is killing it. I should have done that. I think to myself, I should have done that when I was 20 years old. I thought the same thing. Yeah, but then I think it looked no different at 20.
Starting point is 00:22:47 It does now. It really didn't. My penis size didn't change in my 20s. So, anyway, nude yoga is a thing you can get on it with $1.99. You best, he'd pay $1.99? All right, lots of people in the chat. Thank you very much. Welcome back.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Season number seven of the commercial. commercial break. We're happy that you're here. I'll refresh some of the minutiae that we talked about last episode. And I want to just apologize the last episode. If you listen to it on audio, it sounded kind of tinty because I forgot to hit record, so I had to take the stream version. Old habits die hard. I pressed record this time. Chrissy and I are moving into season number seven with our eyes wide open and being flexible about everything. So we are going to be a little less regimented about everything. Tuesdays and Thursdays, we know we're going to be here doing streams. At least Wednesdays and Fridays, you're going to get episodes on the RSS feed or the podcast audio version of this.
Starting point is 00:23:46 But you may also get three episodes and maybe you'll get four some weeks. Yeah. So surprise, surprise, surprise. Yeah. Just like seeing me naked at yoga, surprise, surprise, surprise. Yeah. Sometimes, some people are going to think it's great and other people are going to go, that's too much. That's too much, Brian.
Starting point is 00:24:05 So let's do this. Let's take a short break. I want to talk about another podcaster, another pod, other podcasters and a story that's going around that is loosely, loosely connected to you and I'll explain how. And then I also want to talk about a blind date that I've been set up on this weekend. What? Yeah, by my wife. It's really weird. Okay. I can't wait. If I can find the commercials, I think last time I just played a bunch of sound effects. You did. It was the Tom Popper. John Popper Paul
Starting point is 00:24:38 Paul Oh, they're just skinny Popper We'll be back Okay, you're probably wondering why I, Rachel, have taken over the voice duties at TCB It's pretty simple
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Starting point is 00:25:51 Check it, check it. Let's begin. Party on party people. Let me hear some noise. DZs in the house. Jump, jump, jumps for Joyce. Whoa! All right.
Starting point is 00:25:59 I don't know you're going to go that far away. Thank you very much. Look at you. Jamming out with our friends to that. I forgot. I remembered one line. All right. Hi, everybody in the chat.
Starting point is 00:26:07 I love you too. We love you too. Thank you very much. Graziez, Graziez, welcome aboard. Pretty soon. We actually have the ability now,
Starting point is 00:26:13 but I'm going to wait until we start publicizing a little bit more that we're going to be streaming. I'm waiting. We've got to get our feet on this a little bit. So thank you to those who are in the stream right now.
Starting point is 00:26:22 We've got to get our sea legs. And then I'm going to start using the ability to have you FaceTime in, a like of FaceTime into the show and we'll get you on board and you can... To our world.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Yeah, you can come into our world. That's really what I want. I want engagement. That's what I want. I'm getting some of that on my Instagram right now and I'm realizing that's, where the fun is. The fun is in having the conversation outside the room. Because after 900 episodes,
Starting point is 00:26:45 we've had the conversation inside the room. We did. We did it. After a thousand hours, I think Chrissy and I know what we're talking about. We got it. All right. In addition, before we did the podcast, we were just doing the same thing. Yeah, we've been friends for 20 years. It's like, we got it. We know. We talk on the phone. We text all the time. We're okay. We're fine. We can invite somebody else. Invites some other people. Yeah. And not famous people. And here's why I say that this this whole podcast. Let me explain. Ari Shafir has been a guest on our show. Bert Kreischer has not been a guest on our show. I think there was some talk about it at some point, but it never really came to fruition for one reason or the other. But Bert Kreischer, of course, is one very famous
Starting point is 00:27:24 comedian who has a number of podcasts on YMH, the network, I think. And he has one with Tom Segarah, and they do two bears, 1K. That's right. Ari, but Bert has his own podcast. But, also. He does it out of his home. And Ari Sheffir, former guest of ours, has been, they're all friends. Yeah. Yeah. They're friendly. And they're friendly with Joe Rogan. And so they have appeared on Rogan together and separately. Now, Ari came on our show and we had a great time with Ari. He was a lot of fun. I've thought about him since. Yeah. And the story that had told about his other person that was on his podcast that went around the world on the National Geographic plane. Oh, yeah. I listened to that episode and it was so funny.
Starting point is 00:28:08 I, or he's got a great show. Yeah, he's got a great show. It's a good angle. You know, when you look at that YMH crew, there's a lot of podcasts now that are on there. And it's typically the same, like everybody interviews the same people. It's the same stories. It's generally the same thing. That's the problem with podcasts.
Starting point is 00:28:25 And part of the challenge with doing interviews is that someone comes here, but they've also been 10 other places too. So it's kind of like, what are we going to do that's any different than somebody else? We're not Howard Stern. We can't spend three hours with somebody breaking down their entire life. We just don't have that kind of credibility to be honest with you. So Ari comes on our show and whatever. He kindly invites us to his show a couple of weeks later. And Chrissy, I, Raphael, Jeff, Tina, and Tina's husband, Mike, we all go to the Ari Shafir show.
Starting point is 00:28:56 It was great. It was fucking hilarious. He was on stage for like two and a half hours. It was a long show. He did a lot of comedy. And we were there late. And Ari is mainly a storyteller. He tells stories that have punchlines.
Starting point is 00:29:10 He is not a very politically correct comic, but he was a lot of fun and he was very good at what he did. I found it to be a very funny show. I did too. I had a lot of fun. I give him a lot of credit for what he does and he commands the audience and he did a great job. But at the end, when we felt like it was being wrapped up, he told an additional 15 to 20 minutes story and let me break it down. Now, this is Ari's story. You can go find it in many places.
Starting point is 00:29:38 This is not a secret. But Ari told his story inside, on the stage, he told a story about how he had been invited on to Bert Chryser's podcast and went over to Bert's house to do the podcast. And they were, this is additional context he didn't give us then, but I now know. They were in the middle of something called Sober October, which Joe Rogan coined because he wanted to see if Bert Chrysher could. stay sober for an entire month. In case you don't know,
Starting point is 00:30:09 Burt Kreischer is a big drinker. I think even a self-proclaimed, maybe alcoholic, he drinks a ton. That's his whole schlicht. He goes out, he gets drunk. He drinks, you know, 12, 13, 14 drinks a night by his own admission. A lot of alcohol. They're going to do sober
Starting point is 00:30:26 October. They're in the middle of sober October. And Ari is angry about having to do sober October. He agreed to it. Now he's angry about it. So even though they're in sober October, he goes over to Bert's house to do this podcast and they agree they're going to do one slug of whiskey before they get on the microphone. Ari says, I'll put the drinks together. Bert leaves the bar, the bar he has in his garage. And Ari takes a capsule of pure Molly, MDMA, out of his pocket and he puts it in Bert's drink. They then slug the whiskey and 30 minutes later they start to pop. And of course, they are flying.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Yeah. Now, Ari admits to Bert. Which, again, I don't know how he did not taste that. I don't know either. You're right about this. Like, cocaine has the taste of ethanol, like, almost like gasoline a little bit. Yeah. But it's not an, I don't want to say it's, it's not a particularly unpleasant taste if you know what you're getting yourself into.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Yeah. You can deal with it, right? Although it does make a lot of people getting it. Well, right. Whatever, you know what I'm saying. All right. Molly, not a pleasant taste. Nothing about it is pleasant.
Starting point is 00:31:41 It's like mushrooms. Not a pleasant taste. Nothing pleasant about it. But Bert has said, I've never done it before. So I don't know. And I guess if you don't know, you don't know. You don't know what you're getting yourself into. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:52 So they do the show. Ari goes on to admit that he had spiked Bert's drink and they do this podcast episode. Then Bert has to fly out at 1230 to start his tour. And it's only 7 o'clock when they end the show. He's at home with his two children, young children and his wife. And he is freaking the fuck out because he is high as a kite. And he is rolling hard and he doesn't know what is going on. And so you can go hear Bert tell this story on his own on Joe Rogan.
Starting point is 00:32:25 And this is kind of pop back up either in my feed or because they're talking about it recently. But in the show, Ari explains that, you know, Bert went up. He was talking to his children. He had to like apologize to his wife. It was a funny story. It was a funny story. And his wife basically blacklisted Ari. Ari was not allowed anywhere near the family for a year or something, whatever it was,
Starting point is 00:32:47 until Ari came and apologized profusely and blah, blah, blah, blah. But Ari didn't seem super apologetic about any of this, right? I think he thought it was funny. He thought it was funny. So I'm watching like all of the follow up to this now, this story that we heard on stage that I didn't know about, that now I'm I'm hearing about on the thing. Yeah. And the episode apparently has not been released, the one that they did with Bert.
Starting point is 00:33:11 I was wondering. Yeah. Because Bert is afraid that dumbasses will get the idea that it's okay to spike your buddy's drink. They were probably just laughing the whole time. They probably were. Well, even Bird admits, like, I was having a great time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:24 Like, I was having a great time in the moment. I'm smiling. I'm laughing. I'm having a good time because I'm fucking hot. Right. You know, like, what else was I to do? Like, Molly feels good. I felt good.
Starting point is 00:33:34 But it brought up like this interesting question in my mind because when he's telling when they're in on Rogan and they're all talking about this, Rogan and Tom Segura are there too, kind of learning about this for the first time. They both seem very concerned about the fact that Ari would spike somebody's drink. Yeah, I mean, it is concerning. It's very concerning. It's very concerning. And now I think about it. I thought I'm laughing at this story because it is funny story, right?
Starting point is 00:34:04 When he tells it, it's funny. When Ari tells it, it's funny. But it's coming from the guy who spiked everybody's drink. I think to myself, holy shit. Yeah. I have had my, I have been spiked before. I've had my drink drugged. I think I was drugged one time, like really drugged one time.
Starting point is 00:34:23 And I think that, holy shit. Yeah. That's not good. Yeah. Even with your best friend is not good. Even if you think it's going to be funny. It's not good. If someone doesn't know what's coming.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Well, there's a trust factor that's going on. I mean. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. There was a guy that I knew when I worked at a small startup company. And he was Ari Shafir. He was the guy.
Starting point is 00:34:48 LSD, Molly, Coke, drinking. It didn't matter. This guy was like Hunter S. Thompson level drugs, right? He did it all. Up for it all. Did it all. Came into work on it. Everybody knew it.
Starting point is 00:35:02 He was unapologetic about it. But he got his work. done so everybody kind of just dealt with him. Right. He's functioning. Yeah, when you weren't going to start of, one leg falls over and everybody goes crashing down. So you go, oh, he's on LSD? Well, it's a Tuesday. I guess that makes sense. But there was a, we all had kind of this understanding that when you went out with this guy, you watched your very much show. You had to be mindful of your drink. You had to be mindful of what was happening because he was known to send people into outer space without telling them.
Starting point is 00:35:36 And I think to myself now, after I'm listening to this, with some perspective as an old man, that's fucked up. It is. You could kill somebody. You could kill somebody. At the very least, send them into a really deep, dark hole. It's not nice. No, it's not nice.
Starting point is 00:35:51 I went to a party in the woods, you know, same kind of group of people I'm talking about, Rafi and Chelsea, big party in the woods. And I think I've told the story before. At the end of the night, there's a huge bond. fire drum circle, 100 people, all with drums around, people dancing in the middle. Nakedness was absolutely happening. Absolutely. Titties, tattas, wing wings. They're all flying everywhere. Not everybody, but some people, right? Usually the people are better looking. Let's be honest about it, right? This is their moment to show. And they did. Because everyone was
Starting point is 00:36:24 watching them dance. All high and fucked up. And there was a girl that was dancing around the fire, beautiful woman that a lot of, I think a lot of people, men and women, like, were always like, ugh. Right. I won't say her name. But she was dancing around. I was playing the drums with Raphael next to me. I was just drinking.
Starting point is 00:36:42 That's it. Because I, at that time, was not doing drugs. Like, I just, yeah, it kind of phased its way out of my life. And she has this jar. That's right. Of liquid around her neck. And I can see her taking a sip every once in a blue moon. and then I see her at times handing it to other, like this jar.
Starting point is 00:37:01 It's like a mason jar, small mason jar. It looks like water, right? And I'm drumming and everyone's sweating. It's moon juice. It's exactly what it is, moon juice. And at some point I get up, I put the drum down, I start dancing, and I'm dancing around and with her, and she says, do you want to drink? And I said, yes, and she stops, and she opens up the mason jar, and I drink.
Starting point is 00:37:25 I honest to God thought it was water. I thought it was water. Only hours later did I realize that it wasn't water when I was fucking flying, flying. And it took me a while to recognize because I had been drinking all night long. It took me a while to recognize what was going on. But that is what was going on. And I enjoyed the moment. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:48 But days later, I thought to myself, that's kind of fucked up. Like, you got to give a brother a warning. Right. Right. I guess she just thought you knew. I guess she could make the assumption that if you're at the party in the woods, the mason jar hanging around my neck is not water. You don't carry your water around in a mason jar hanging around your neck in between your naked tithies. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:38:16 There was a special. While you're dancing in the 100-person drum circle, the bonfire behind you. It's like something straight out of the movie, The Doors. Here's Bryant. Yeah, one could infer. One could conclude reasonably. Yes, it's not water. But hey, listen, I was young and I didn't know what's going on.
Starting point is 00:38:35 But, you know, the night ended up okay. I ended up safe. I was honestly, they had like secure it. They had a farmhouse. There's also a difference between someone flipping something in your drink like at that situation. I agree. In your home with your wife and children upstairs. At the party in the woods, there are, it's expected.
Starting point is 00:38:57 It's accepted. There are safety measures in place. And by that, I mean, like, legitimate paramedics in the community that are hanging out waiting for anything bad to happen. And sometimes it does, you know, and they do their thing. There were precautions taken, as well as a thousand other people who understand what it's like to be fucked up. The mindset. Yes. If someone came into my home and dropped something in my drink.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Yeah. I say I'm out one day. somebody came over to fill in. Yeah. Tina. I know it would be you. Tina. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:35 And the next thing you know, you're fucked up. Yeah. Kids are here. Astrid's here. No. I mean. No. Yeah. That's not cool.
Starting point is 00:39:42 That's why when I went to do the mushroom ceremony. Yes. With the high priestess. I came home very late. And I came home. I waited until I was absolutely ready to try. But then again, I was not like, This was not that.
Starting point is 00:39:57 I was not like, oh. Right. Yeah. As a matter of fact, it was a very light situation. But I agree with you. If someone came in and did that to me, I would not only would I be panicking probably, I would be fucking pissed. I would be really pissed.
Starting point is 00:40:14 And asked her to be double pissed. So I can understand why Burke Kreiser's wife is a little skeptical of Ari's apology because, you know. And listen, we'd like Ari. I'm not saying that Ari's a bad guy. I think Ari was my. misguided in that moment. I think he was going to have fun. It's between them, obviously. Yeah, but. Sure. Yeah. But, I mean, it's out there, so why not make a judgment? It's not like they're not talking
Starting point is 00:40:34 about it. It's not like some secret R.E told us, and I'm letting it out of the bag. Secret at the comedy show. Yeah, secret at the comedy show. On tour. On tour. Part of his act. Yes. And actually, my blind date is at a comedy show also. I can't wait to hear about it. Okay. All right. Let's do this. Let's take a short break. And when we get back, I'll tell you about my boy blind date that I'm going on. Okay. Hey, it's Rachel. Your new voice of God here on TCB. And just like you, I'm wondering just how much longer this podcast can continue.
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Starting point is 00:42:39 Yeah. Perfect. Astrid made a friend. I love it. I love it too. I mean, I started lots of friends, but she made a new friend. And I say new friend like over the last year or so, okay? That's always nice.
Starting point is 00:42:52 And they've gotten really close and I appreciate what's going on here. I think it's healthy when two people in a relationship are healthy inside and outside the relationship. 100%. Love it. All about it. And I love the woman. So I'm all about it twice. I'm like, yeah, and I like her too.
Starting point is 00:43:08 But the husbands have not met yet. Oh. And so husbands like, okay, cool. Our wives are friends. Yeah, it's cool, dude. We can hang out with each other. Yeah, whatever. I mean, whatever the dude is all about.
Starting point is 00:43:22 I'm all about it. I mean, I can get along with a fucking rock. It's not hard for me to get along with people. And, I mean, you have to be a real fucking nid, Nick, for me not to get along with you. And that's just the way that I, that's the way that I am. And when I. Me too. Yeah, you too.
Starting point is 00:43:37 A lot of the people that we know. Right. Like, we're not fussy people, right? We're pretty easy to get along with. So for a couple of months, there's been an attempt to get everybody together. But usually it's just the girls go out for whatever reason, because we have kids and somebody's got I have to go to the whole thing. That's just minutia.
Starting point is 00:43:55 So last week, I'm in the bathroom. Astrid's going to take a shower and brush my teeth doing whatever. And Astrid says, okay, we're going to go out with this lady and her husband. Yeah. You guys have to get along. And I'm like, what? And she's like, you have to get along. Like, there's no choice.
Starting point is 00:44:13 You have really got to make an effort to get along with this guy. And I'm like, are you setting us up on a blind date? And she's like, I just want everything to go well. Like, she's all fussy. about it. And I'm like, why would you think that anything, now you're making it weird. Now it's weird. You weren't even thinking about it. I would have never thought about this at all. I would have literally thought about it 12 minutes before we showed up to wherever we're going, right? Which happens to be a comedy show. I would have thought about it 12 minutes before
Starting point is 00:44:39 wherever we're going is wherever we're going. Why is it weird? Why do you have to make it weird? And I'm not trying to make it weird. I'm not trying to make it weird. I just want to make sure that you two get along. And I'm like, we'll get along. But now that you told us we have to get along, now we're not going to get along. Now everything's going to go sideways. I've got to put the good perfume on. What do you want me to do? I got to like, do you need me to shave?
Starting point is 00:45:00 Yes, I'm out with your best. You got to understand it doesn't work like that for guys. I can understand it might work like that sometimes for women, right? Is that their peculiar, their personalities and their peculiarities and sometimes, you know, whatever. Listen, there's lots of guy friends that I probably have where Astrid thinks the wives are like, whatever, you know? Okay.
Starting point is 00:45:19 I don't act like that. I don't work like that. I will get along with whoever because I want your relationship to be fine. We aren't going to be WhatsApping each other. I'm not going to be judging his clothing. I'm not worried about, you know, I'm not worried about what he drinks or, you know, what his house looks like. I don't give a shit. The guy is a guy.
Starting point is 00:45:38 He's a guy? Okay. He's a dude. Is he breathing? Can he talk? If he can talk? She's like, that's not what I'm saying. I just want to make sure everything goes right.
Starting point is 00:45:46 And I'm like, oh, my God. You're setting us up on a blanket. Have there been times when it hasn't gone right? No, okay, but a little clarification, to defend Astrid a little bit, there are friends that she has had where the husbands are not my favorite people in the world, right? But I have never once made a deal about it. I was going to say that almost could usually be the case of like, you know, you're just not going to automatically want to force them every time. Everybody loves each other. Yes, you're going to, you roll the dice on personalities, right?
Starting point is 00:46:21 Maybe we get along for the sake of getting along. Well, yeah, at dinner. Maybe we're like best buds immediately. Maybe everything goes swimmingly, right? If the guy doesn't kick me in the fucking nuts, then I don't imagine we're not going to get along. Not to mention, it's not a big deal, but we're making it a big deal. Now you're making it a big deal. Now I got a lot of pressure on me to like perform or something.
Starting point is 00:46:43 I have performance anxiety about this. Now I feel like I got to be something to this guy. Like, we had to be, you know, I don't know, we have to text each other and stuff. Guys don't do that. I know. They just, I think they both just really want you to like, like, really like each other too. And then that way you can do stuff as, you know, a couple. As a couple, we can go on vacation.
Starting point is 00:47:04 They're imagining that, you know, we're going to buy real estate together. It's a far-flung location. Yeah. Him and I are going to be sharing a bed or something. I don't know what's going to. You're going to be playing golf with him while they're shopping. Yeah. We're going to be hugging and drinking whiskey at three in the morning.
Starting point is 00:47:18 You know, that's like moonshot type stuff. It doesn't happen like that. Like we have some friends, we have some friends that we've been out with a couple times. I love them, right? I love the woman. And I like the guy too. And I said to Astrid after one time we went out, I said, I could see all the families
Starting point is 00:47:37 going on a vacation together, right? And she was like, really? And I said, yeah. And she goes, oh, I didn't think you liked him that much. And I was like, well, I don't have to be in love with the guy. I don't have to, we don't have to kiss. I mean, we don't have to kiss goodbye. It's not like that.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Right. I'm just sharing with you that, you know, families with kids, sometimes it's hard to get the right mix. And these are cool people. And, you know, I could see us, you know, taking a little vacate together. A dip out, yeah. And I think that Astrid wants that same reaction. Okay. From this particular interaction.
Starting point is 00:48:08 So I'm going to have to follow up with you guys and let you know. Of course, he'll be listening. And then it'll be. Now it's twice as weird because everyone's listening to me talk about it on the commercial. I think you go in low. Low. Low expectations is always the way to go. It's a blind date.
Starting point is 00:48:21 This is exactly the way I would think about a blind date. Yes, going with low expectations. And then that's what you're going to be pleasantly surprised. I think everything's going to be just fine. Can we hold a conversation for a couple of minutes? Do we probably both now understand, because we've probably both been prepped by our wives. Yes. That it's important that we at least don't kill each other on the first day.
Starting point is 00:48:42 We're not going to get into a fist fight. There's not going to be a knife. Strangling. Yeah. When you're a jet, you're a jet. jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last eye and day. We're going to get in a night fight at the bar with the comedy show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Not going to be like that. No, it's going to be fine. But if you expect us to be twiddling, you know, twatting each other immediately afterwards, had a great day. This guy, everything, heart emoji. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's not going to happen like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Because I have been seeing my coffee boyfriend, Lance, for a couple of years now, right? No, not a couple years. Probably a year. Okay. Okay. And now almost every morning we meet almost every morning when he's here. When he's here in town, when I'm here in town. Yeah. We meet almost every morning.
Starting point is 00:49:38 We make an effort to. We sit, we chat for 45 minutes to an hour. Just now am I getting to the point where I feel comfortable texting Lance about anything? Right? I sent him a picture of, you know, celebration on New Year's Eve. He sent me a picture of him hanging out wherever he's. It takes a little while to nurture. It's like a little seed. It's like a little seed was planted and then you have to have the sunshine in the water and make it grow. Exactly. It needs a little cultivation and guys take a little extra cultivation to plant roots. It's just the way that we are. We are, and I am so much more like a woman than I ever have been like a man. But in this sense, with relationships with. with guys, I understand the pathology of it. And while I may feel like I want to, you know, you go on a date, a first date. And it gets over with it. And I've never been one of these guys wait three days, right? I text right after the date. I had a great time. Hope we can see each other again, right? Or follow up a little funny inside joke that happened or wasn't that guy crazy or whatever,
Starting point is 00:50:41 right? Guys pathology doesn't work like that. We're not going to get done over the weekend and with our little thing, and then I'm going to be texting him. You know, you looked cute in those shoes. So great to me. Yes, those pants are perfectly tailored. Let's go out for beers next week like we're talking about. That's right. Football tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Right. Big game. You want to do a little shopping? Tea at high noon? It's not going to happen. But with the Venezuelans especially, right? And now I know this of Astrid, too. It's like she also takes a while to get warmed up in friendships also.
Starting point is 00:51:18 That's the way that she is. But when she does, it's a textorama going on. Of course. She's texting this woman 24 fucking 7. I can barely get her attention anymore. She's like, I'm talking to blah, blah, blah, la. You used to talk to me. But okay, but now that it's textorama.
Starting point is 00:51:35 That's never going to happen. I don't do that with Raphael. I don't do it with Chrissy. I don't do it with Rachel. I don't do it with any of my very good friends. It's not textorama. up. I do that on Instagram. I text random strangers about Venezuela. I do that on Instagram. You want to get a hold of me? Follow, yeah. You want to get a hold of
Starting point is 00:51:59 me? Follow me on Instagram when you're a sick of a fan. Anonymous, perfect. Anonymous parisocial. I know you. Yes. Anonymous parisocial completely unhealthy. That's the way I like to conduct my relationships. Period. The end. That's it. Dive right in on those. I'll have to let, I'll follow up with everybody. I'll let you know how it goes. It's going to, listen, it's going to be fine.
Starting point is 00:52:22 And a comedy club is good. That loosens everybody up and you're not, you know, having to talk too much. Everyone is going to, everyone is going to be fine. Are you going to that new one that's up in Alpharetta? No, where we're, I don't know where we're going. What's that one of helium or something that opened up? Yeah, helium is up there and they're having some big names up there, the helium comedy Club. They, who did they recently have? They've had some big people. No, I've seen. I think Nacho Red is going to be up there. And Nacho Red. Yeah. Yeah. There were some big people I saw coming there. And they're opening a new one near Ponce City Market. Oh, they are. At the city winery. The helium. No, different. It's a laughing school guy.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Oh, the laughing skull guy is going to open up a new comedy. Yeah. I'm excited. Comedy here in Atlanta is taking all. I mean, everybody needs to laugh. Everybody needs to laugh. We've had that punchline here forever. There was a punchline down on Roswell Road. The real estate got really expensive. It moved into a diner. And I forgot which comedian I was seeing recently. Was it Tom Papa, I think, maybe?
Starting point is 00:53:29 And he said, you know, the last time I was here, I played the punchline. You know, nothing like playing a diner. It's literally in the back of a diner. I didn't realize it moved to the diner. It moved to the diner. But apparently, and listen, I've been there a couple times too. It's a very small room. Probably fits like 300 people, 200 maybe.
Starting point is 00:53:48 It's a very small room. But then there's some big names that have played there. Also, the punchline, of course, has a very famous name. Now, here's one last note about all of this podcast universe Joe Rogan shit. That's really interesting. Over the holiday, and then we'll wrap this up. Over the holiday, Joe Rogan and his comedy mothership post. posted a, I guess real is what you would call it post real, saying from the comedy store and from the comedy mothership, happy New Year and, you know, happy holidays to everyone. And so everyone was wondering, like, did Joe Rogan buy the comedy store? Why is the one in LA? Yeah, the one in L.A. The very famous one that Mitsy owned for a while. Now Polly is in charge of it. But why was he tagging, why were both of these.
Starting point is 00:54:44 clubs doing a post together. And I don't know the answer to that. I'd Google it. I looked. No, I wish I knew the answer to that. I don't really know. But, you know, it's very interesting if Joe Rogan now owns or his company now owns the comedy store.
Starting point is 00:55:01 I haven't been to the... I mean, that would be a good business move. Sure, he owns the comedy mothership, which apparently does very well in Austin, right? And the comedy store is legendary. Yeah. And I follow the comedy. store and you can go there on a Tuesday night and like Bill Burr do an hour. Oh, I'm sure. Randomly. Right. Right. That's where people, yeah, famous people. They go to work it out.
Starting point is 00:55:23 They go to work it out. They go to work it out there. So, you know, that's like legendary. And they have, apparently have multiple rooms and like the up room and the down room. I don't know. I've never been there. I haven't either. I don't know. We were supposed to go there one time with Brian Moses, but we decided we decided smartly against it, I think. Didn't Brian Moses invite us to do something? at the one in San Diego. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was going to have us down on the San Diego.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Yeah, the San Diego. That was the roast. The roasting. He was going to have us do a roast. Yes. Yeah. And I think they're getting ready to do like season number three of those roasts or something. I hope Brian is doing well.
Starting point is 00:56:00 Yeah. You know, he was part of that Kill Tony ilk. And then they kind of split off for whatever reason and now he's doing that. But, you know, I like Brian. He was a lot of fun. I loved having him on. And he was very gracious to invite us. But then I had surgery.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Right. And so we couldn't make it because he wanted us to be there the weekend after I had surgery. And it just wasn't going to happen. Yeah. So, but anyway, all right. So happy New Year. Happy New Year, everybody. Thank you for joining us on season number seven.
Starting point is 00:56:26 We'll be back next Tuesday here. Same place. Same bad time. Same bat channel. We think. We think. We'll try. We'll do our best.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Yeah. We'll try to think about it. Yeah. And if you want to get involved, you can go to YouTube.com slash the commercial break. Restream.io or Twitch, any of those places and find us. And then you can also jump in the chat. We'll be happy to answer questions. And soon we'll let you jump into the conversation via audio and video. What do you think? I think we should do it. I like it. What are you doing this weekend? You know, no plans. It's supposed to rain really hard on Saturday. Oh, it is?
Starting point is 00:57:01 I think we, Jeff and I were saying we could just have that day to decompress. No, Amy's making chili. It'll last for five days around here. So, I mean, we got extra people in the house. So maybe three days, but that chili, it gets better every day. It gets better every day. There are some foods like that. Like a good spaghetti sauce does the same thing, too. I love fucking chili. I have become such a chili.
Starting point is 00:57:23 My dad used to make a killer chili, but as a kid, for some reason, I just didn't like it. Maybe because my dad and I didn't like each other, so I didn't like what he was making. But now I have become the biggest chili fan. We should have a chili cooking. Do you cook it? Nah, do I cook it? I don't cook anything. I'm going to say we should have a chili cooking day because my, uh,
Starting point is 00:57:42 brother-in-law is a big chili cooking master. Oh, yeah? And he said he gave me the recipe. I'm dying to try it. I would love that. Next week, we'll talk about our trip down to Gulf Shores, all the big stuff that happened. Our trip to Houston, all the big stuff to happen, lots of funny stuff to tell you there. And then I will share with you now, because I won't tell, maybe I'll tell the story then, is that I cooked my very first egg that was not scrambled for my daughter on Astrid's birthday.
Starting point is 00:58:09 I gave her a little break. The kids were going hungry. she was sleeping and I was like, I don't know what to do. What style was it? Sunny side up. Sunny side up. Sunny side up. Well, that's perfect.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Yeah, you should definitely have that in your recipe box. I had no idea how to do this. Okay. And my son said there is a Peppa Pig episode about sunny side up eggs. And I said, thanks, kid, but I don't think Peppa Pig is going to be teaching me about how to cook a sunny side up egg. and it did and it worked. Cue to you watching it. Cue to me watching Peppa Pig.
Starting point is 00:58:46 And I followed the instructions to the tea and it worked. And my daughter said, it's good egg, dad. And I said, well, you're a good egg too, kid. I love it. All right. And I love you. And I love you.
Starting point is 00:59:00 And everybody loves everybody. Hey, we're all going to get through this. Yeah. Take a deep breath. We've got to rev down a little bit. Everybody needs to rev down a little bit. So our hearts and our thoughts and our prayers go out to this woman. The world?
Starting point is 00:59:15 The world. Yeah, honestly, the world, but especially this woman in Minneapolis. Yeah. This terrible. Terrible news. Terrible news. And the people of Venezuela. Let's listen to them.
Starting point is 00:59:25 Let's respect their objectives. What's done is done. Let's get behind bringing back democracy to Venezuela, please. I know the people who listen to this show understand. But if I change one mind, I've done it. If I change one mind, you know. Bye. See you later.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Bye. Bye. So, yeah, so we'll be back next Tuesday, 1 o'clock, next Thursday, 1 o'clock, Wednesday and Friday, at least episodes. We might start running some TCB classics on Friday, so pay attention to that. And maybe next Tuesday I'll throw out one of our last interviews. We'll do that. We talked with a very lovely... Jeff Hiller?
Starting point is 01:00:04 Jeff Hiller. Yes. There you go. Jeff Hiller was lovely. from what's the show? Somebody Somewhere. Somebody Somewhere on HBO. Emmy Award winner, Jeff Hiller.
Starting point is 01:00:13 That's a first. Yeah, Emmy Award winner. Emery Award winner. He's having a huge moment right now. I hope it continues. He's a really fun guy to talk to. We had a lot of fun talking to the guy. I don't think we talked much about anything he wanted to talk about, but we had fun talking about.
Starting point is 01:00:26 He seemed to be up for whatever. Yeah, he was just having a good time. We were just all having a good time. Jeff Hiller, maybe we'll drop that episode on Tuesday. So stay tuned. The schedule is flexible. We know Wednesdays and Fridays at the at the very least you'll get an episode of the commercial break, but probably more.
Starting point is 01:00:40 So stay tuned. It's going to be a fun season seven. Okay. You can check us out at the commercial break on Instagram. Do me a favor. If you want to get a hold of us, DM us there. If you have the phone number, great. You can still use it, but DM us, because I can check Instagram from anywhere and respond to you.
Starting point is 01:00:57 And you're always checking Instagram now. Always checking Instagram. You're always on there, though. It's very important. A whole of Venezuela is waiting for a ride and NASA's the same. Yes. TCB Podcast.com, free sticker, go to the drop-down menu. And, of course, live on YouTube.com slash the commercial break.
Starting point is 01:01:18 All the episodes, audio and video, right there. Okay. I guess that's all you can do for today. I think so. I'll tell you that I love you. Best to you. Best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe.
Starting point is 01:01:30 Until next time, Chrissy and I will say, we do say, and we must say. Goodbye.

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