The Commercial Break - Superblow 2026!

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

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On this episode of the commercial break. I thought all those gambling companies were flush with cash. Aren't they? I guess not if they can't make their payments. I mean, and you would think with the media rights to all of the... Here's the thing is that when I was watching the Braves on the Fanduals network or what was called Bally's Sports. Yeah, Bally Sports, that's right.

Which I think Bally's owns Fandual, I guess. I don't know. Who fucking... A'o? Yeah, the emoji. I have my own emoji. Like Apple made me an emoji with, you know, with a bald head and a big girl, Apple, oh. And whenever I press that particular emoji, instead of being a small emoji in the middle of a sentence,

it just automatically sends it as one huge emoji with me going, oh. That looks like a fucking asshole. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there on the podcast and streaming audience. Thanks for joining us. We just got done with a lovely conversation with the brand new host of the CW Smash Game Show Sensation, Scrabble.

The one and only, none other than Craig fucking Ferguson. Personal hero of mine. And I don't say that lately. He is. there was no other television show, like the late, late show with Craig Ferguson. It was really good. In history. Ever. Ever. Ever.

Ever, ever, ever, ever. As my son would say. Ever, ever, ever, ever. Craig was just as funny and witty and charming and is intelligent. He's a Scottish guy, so he can say anything. Good looking. Yeah, he can say fuck you and it would sound nice. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, he's good looking. He's fucking handsome. I do just handsome. I loved his hair. I got the Irish side, not the Scottish side, so I'm not going that direction. Yeah, he's a silver bullet now, dude. No, not a lick of color in that hair, but he looks better than ever, I do have to say. I want to watch the Scrabble.

I do want to watch Scrabble. The whole thing about the CW was perfect. We had to figure out how to get to the CW. Yeah, but once we did, then we found it. CW, what's that? What's that? Well, you see, kids, back in the day, a lot of bikinis. Many clad women used to run around of a place called the CW.

Yeah, the CW. Not one I turn on very often. No, but now I will. I actually press, I got, I got Scrabble on record now. So I'm going to watch Craig on the CW. But I don't know where I'm going to watch my Braves. Did you hear about all this? No, God, there's always something.

What the fuck, Braves? The Braves is one of the most valuable sports franchises ever. When they get sold, it will be for. billions with a B of dollars. And that's, you know, that's, I don't think I'm, I don't think I'm venturing a guest there. I think that's true. I agree.

Their media empire is unmatched. The Cubs and the Braves. And the reason why is because TBS and WGN, they used to carry those games nationally. So a lot of people who didn't have a professional baseball team that they could access on their local television stations would watch through TBS and WGN. That's why the Cubs and the Braves are two of the most popular baseball team.

ever. And the Braves, along with nine other teams, have now separated with Fanduals network. The Fandual Network owned by Main Street Sports because Main Street Sports was not paying them their royalties. They missed some royalty payments. And so now it looks like the channel's going to go under. But I will have to say, this is good news for the everyday fan. And the talk is that the Braves are now in conversations with Apple and Amazon to put their games on. on streaming on Apple or Amazon. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, every year I have this whole conversation with Jeff about,

because he has to order some special package to be able to watch the Braves. And I'm like, it's like $100 more. That's it. Just to watch the race. I know. We did the same thing. We bought the Fandual package just so we could watch the Braves, and it is a load of horse shit.

Now, you have to get Amazon or Apple, I'm sure, to watch the Braves now. It's not going to be 100% free, but nine other local teams are dealing with the same thing, because of this whole deal with a fan duel. But last year, the last two years, it has been awful confusing to figure out exactly where we watch the Braves. And like we were talking to Craig about, game shows and sports are the two things

that we can watch as a family that everybody understands, or at least, you know, pretends they understand. Playoffs. I don't really understand. My seven-year-old understands some of these sports better than I do. But they get into it, you know,

if dad's into it or mom's into it, And they're into it. That's it. So the game shows and the Braves. And I want them to watch the Braves. I like the Braves, you know. Of course. It's our home team.

That's right. 278 games a year. So, you know, almost every night between March and September, you can watch a baseball game. Why not? Let's do it. And so I hope that they get this straightened out. Or at least go to a local media station. Yeah.

You know, whatever happened to the good old days when you just turn on TBS. I know. I was just there. Sanford and Son at 7.05 and the Braves game at 7. That's how it rolled for years and years and years. It was an institution. It was an institution. Or you could listen to, or when I'm going to date myself a little bit here, but you could turn on WGN and listen to Harry Carey, call the day games at the old Wigley field. So anyway, a bit of drama, fan duel. I thought all those gambling companies were flush with cash. Aren't they? I guess not if they can't make their payments. I mean, and you would think with the media rights to all of the, here's the thing is that when I was watching sport when i was watching the braves on the fan duels network or what was called ballies sports yeah ballet sports that's right which i think ballies owns fan duel i guess i don't know who fucking oh yeah the emoji yeah i don't know i have my own emoji like apple made me an emoji

with you know with a bald head and a big glat oh and whenever i press that particular emoji instead of being a small emoji in the middle of a sentence, it just automatically sends it as one huge emoji with me going, hello. That looks like a fucking asshole. Whenever I would try and get that fucking, whenever I would watch that Braves

in the Bally's Fandual Sports Southeast Network or whatever the fuck it's called these days, the commercials in the middle in the games were uniquely local commercials, uniquely repeating themselves. That's right. Uniquely, every advertising break. That's right.

Every break, it'd be Anderson Windows has been, you know, giving Windows to Atlanta since my team's living to math. You know, or if you like it. Looky, looky, looky, here comes cookie, cooks pest control. Same shit. Every fucking ad break. And so some people might say, well, good for, they got all the, you know, they sold all the, no, that's not what's happening. What's happening is likely they didn't sell all the advertisement, but they cannot run a television. like ad break with nothing.

Yeah, do they distill it? Yeah, same with radio. If you know, if you have dead air, you can't have dead air. So what do you do? You just give people freebies. That's what you do. That's what you have to do. So anyway, we'll see what happens.

But it looks like, I'm hopeful that this ends up on Apple, Amazon, or the CW. Oh, the CW. I take the CW. Give me yet another reason to watch the CW, I would take that. So there you go. Lots of news, lots of interesting. shit going on in the news. I mean, without stating the obvious,

uh, Chappelle, Rones, Brett. Yeah, we're fucked. We're fucked. Nationalize the elections. What the fuck is this guy talking about, man? It's, hey, hey, hey, let me tell you something. I went to a party this weekend.

I was with a lot of people. Uh, it's not nice to talk politics in front of mixed company, but I did because that's because I got a big mouth. I can't shut the fuck. up and talking to some Venezuelans. And Venezuelans, I don't know. And that's weird because when you're Venezuelan, you know every other Venezuelan. But we didn't know these Venezuelans.

But I was talking to them. This looks very familiar to them, what's going on here in the United States. It looks very familiar to them. So mind your peace and cues, kids, because, you know, fascism coming right to your front door. Authoritarianism. Anyway, that's not what I wanted to talk about. What I wanted to talk about was Chappelle Rone's tits. Okay, yes.

I mean, what else? What else? It's the biggest news of the day. Chappelle Rhone showed up to the Grammys, a lot of nearly nude, nude, see-through dresses on the red carpet. Tits are all the rage. She, those were prosthetic. I saw that. I zoomed in.

And it was taken from, like, I guess a look from the runway, Mugler, I think was the designer from 1998. I did see that, yeah, I saw that. But that was like the real deal. That was the real. Those are real tits. Yeah. Those were real tits. But what she did was.

she put prosthetic nipples on. Yeah. And then they covered them really well. So it looked essentially like she had a breast without a nipple. And then nipple rings were holding up her garment, which was extraordinarily interesting. I love the look, actually. I thought it was really cool. And not your thing?

I mean, listen, you got to have Chappelle Rhone's tits to do that, right? Not everyone's going to fit the mold. I guess, and she's kind of her own person. You know, she's her own artistic person. But I guess the picture that I saw, too, was like, She was kind of slouching and had like a bad expression. Oh, so we're kind of like kind of hanging in. Rachel and I were kind of talking about it.

I was like, I don't know. The only picture I saw, she was standing straight up. And I thought, well, you can do that at a certain age or with a certain type of breast, right? But not everyone's going to be able to get that one. Well, I mean, it seems like when was the whole Sensori, Bianca Sensori and, you know, the new Kanye and the new dress? When did that? Was that Grammys? Or was that something else?

Yeah, that was the Grammys. That was two years ago. he stormed the Grammys, non-advited. It was so, oh my God. Everybody can believe it. And now everybody else is doing it. That's right. Now everyone's doing it.

That's how fashion works, right? That's how outrage works. You get a reaction and then everyone else wants to follow. This is, there is nothing outrageous about a set of tits. They are tits. They are tits. Everyone has them, including men. But, you know, we have, and I'm guilty as this, I'm as guilty as anyone of doing this, hypersexualized breasts.

That's what we do, right? So someone walks on the red carpet and they have their tits out, you know, listen, as far as I'm concerned, I don't know if I'd want my children watching it, right? Because, you know, there's like, you got to have comfort. I mean, the human body is beautiful, especially women's. But as far as, like, fashion? Right. I don't know if there's a fashion part of that.

Fashion and sex to me go hand in hand, right? Like fashion, sex, rock and roll. It all goes hand in hand to me. and I don't know that I want to encourage my daughters to be wearing see-through tops, right? Oh, it's happening. Oh, I know it's going to happen. I know it's already happening. Yeah, I'm out there in the world.

I see, I see these fucking 18, 19, 20-year-olds barely there or not there, you know, just wearing see-through stuff. Also, though, I was reading that there's the new trend with the younger generation is actually to be more comfortable. God bless that. Yeah, like more comfortable things. Yeah. Leggings are out. No. No more leggings. Yeah, now it's like joggers, track pants, you know, whatever be comfortable, men maybe be a little backing.

The Janko jeans are back in for the women. Janko jeans. Not Janko the brand, but that style is back in. Is Astrid's got a pair? And I thought, are you going skating? What are you doing in those? She's like, it's the new like, you know, hit mom style. And I was like, oh, okay, took me a minute to get used to it because it was a flashback. But everything old is new again. And that's how it works. And so for me, I, I'm a new. I just want to be careful that I'm not modeling something for my children that then I have to explain to them why they can't. Like, I can't get all excited about Chappelle Rohn's tits hanging out. And then my daughter at nine comes to me and says, oh, I want nipple rings.

I want nipple rings to hang my clothes off of. And I go, well, well, you like it, daddy. Well, I, daddy's creepy. So let's leave that out. But anyway, I, you know, listen, this is like. Like tits or tits. And they've always been a part of fashion, by the way. Sure.

You go way back to the 50s and 60s and 70s. And, you know, boobs are part of it. It's an accessory in some ways. I guess what I'm saying is I don't know if a nude, like a – Now what Chappelle Rohn was wearing was fashion, but like just the nude dresses, I don't know that that's fashion. I don't know either. I'm having a hard time.

Like, I like it because I like to look at it. But I don't know that it looks good. Yeah, but I don't know that it looks good. I don't know. And it might as well just show up when nothing on. Right? You're putting on a piece of sheer lace. Whatever.

Anyway, that's the Grammys. That's what they do. The Grammys were, wow. Grammys are just like, this year. I hate it because the Grammys are, when I was a teenager, like, 11 to 28, 29. Because I desperately wanted to be a musician of note. Yeah. The Grammy is what I wanted.

The Grammy is what I dreamed of. The grand showing up the grand, playing at the Grammys. Well, there used to be playing at the Grammy's. hanging my pants from two dick rings, like nut rings. Goals. Prostetics. Goals. Goals, kids.

Hashtag goals. But that, and I loved watching the Grammys and the MTV video music awards, the VMAs. Those two things to me were like, that's the Mount Everest of award shows. And I could give a shit about anything else. Now, I'd much rather watch the Golden Globes than the Grammys. part of it is I'm not listening to a lot of the music

that is that great Well there's that And then a lot of it is just so produced So produced Overproduced Yeah overproduced All the numbers and they're like You know

Yeah You know clearly It's just clearly They're trying so hard And they don't have to do it In that fucking stadium Let's get over that whole thing I'm serious

Put it back in a room With 300 people sitting at tables. And I know that it's not going to be as electric for the audience. But, you know, the Grammys has done something interesting over the last couple of years

I think they should do more of, which is they go live to an actual concert somewhere in the United States or wherever across the world. And then that musician does a number at the concert, right? I like that.

That's a real representation of what music is. But instead they cut to Bieber and silk boxers and sucks. The fuck! When he came out, I was like, Like, what?

What are you doing? What? Why are you doing that? I don't know. You're like literally train wrecking in front of the entire world. Live. That was the most... It was bizarre.

I don't know who advised him that that was a good idea, but you could hear people laughing when he came out. You could hear it. It was like a dead silence pin drop as he came out and then you heard people laughing as the light shine on it. Listen, I'm rooting for the kids. I know. Tough life. Tough life. You know, billionaire, tough life, but tough life, right?

I mean, come on. Well, he's had some health problems. He's had health problems. He's had mental health issues. He's some, I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to speculate on what's going on with Bieber. But at the same time, like, dude.

Yeah. This is your big comeback after five years. I'm not playing live music anywhere, whatever the deal is. Right, right, right. Show up dressed. Kill it. Yeah. Simple, understated, do it.

Everyone's rooting for you. Exactly. You don't have to do it in your fucking boxes. And socks. By the way, I cannot tell the difference between Beaver's 13-year-old body and Beaver's 30-year-old body. That's true. I will give him that. Exactly.

Good for you. You're beating father time. No dad-bod there, that's for sure. Does they have a kid yet? They do. They do? Okay. No dad-bod has not set in on Justin Bieber.

But he might be smoking too much weed for it. I don't know, like him and Snoop Dogg just have like these, you know, just tiny little bodies. But I don't know. It took away from the entire performance. I couldn't tell you whether or not it was good, because all I could see was Justin Bieber and his silk boxers. And his socks. And his socks.

It's too comfy. We don't need to be that intimate. We can like, how about business casual? Can we say business casual? How about stoner casual? Can we go stoner cash? Put on a pair of jankos. Right, right.

Barrel jeans. That's right. You want to wear a tank top? Okay, cool. You know, show off your little bebeblebes. Okay, got it. 10-4. But don't just show up in boxers.

That's a ridiculous thing to do. It was ridiculous. And I think everybody thought it. I think I'm saying the thing that we all felt, right? Like, woo. But I read all these articles and, you know, no, everyone's too afraid to step on it. Step on the line. But they're like, oh, Justin Bieber shows up in boxers.

And I go, what the fuck? And everybody else is like. you know, makes his grand comeback. Yeah, he made his grand comeback. And everyone goes, shouldn't he be in an asylum somewhere? Right. Gosh, I don't know. Where's Haley?

She was in the audience. I know. Lovingly looking at her husband in his soapboxers and socks playing his little guitar. Ching-e-ching, chang. All right. Okay. Then what else did we have? Okay, we had a bunch of performances way over-produced, way over-up.

I didn't even miss the whole thing. But we had one moment, I think, that stood out from almost any of the moments, one of the notable moments, which was Bad Bunny, getting up. God, I saw that. I loved it. Barely able to, barely mastering the English language, and I give them all the credit in the world. Because I know it's very difficult when you speak a second language to be in front of people trying to speak that second language, especially if you haven't fully mastered it yet. And I'm not, I don't think I'm saying anything out of turn here, bad bunny. has not fully mastered English yet, but he just killed it.

He killed it, yeah. I was like, yes. Yes, amen. And then everyone else who followed had to say something. But I give him a lot of credit. He is under an immense amount of pressure right now. The spotlight is directly on him. People are watching his every move. He's getting criticized by at least a third of the people that live in this country who are not thinking with all of their brain cells. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Cairs. The Super Bowl is not about a men. American musicians. The Super Bowl halftime show has traditionally been about the musician.

People who deserve that are big enough. The Stones played. I mean, there's been plenty of people that aren't from... Katie Perry came out in like a blow-up dildo or something. Okay? We're all right. Prince played. Tom Petty played. Bruce Springsteen played. Stones. Stones. Metallica. Everybody's played. Because they are big. big enough that they transcend pop culture. They transcend the style.

So Bad Bunny is regatone, mostly, mainly, right? And Bad Bunny, my friends, is the artist. He's got like 182 billion streams or something like that. He's great. His music, I like a number of his songs.

Do I listen to Bad Bunny on rotation? No, I do not. But I know Bad Bunny, because I am in a multicultural family and Bad Bunny is everywhere. We interviewed the producer. Nikki Jam. Yeah, Nikki Jam. Yeah, Nicky Jam and Bad Bunny.

Friends, friendly and friends. And so reggaeton has transcended culture, just like country music has transcended the pop culture, one lane. It's now everywhere. It's part of everything. So Bad Bunny's going to do the Super Bowl. But I say all this to say that Bad Money said what needed to be said.

He said the thing, and I appreciate that. And he did it wearing a bulletproof. vest. I don't know if you noticed that. No, I didn't realize that. He had a bulletproof vest. And if you pay real close attention, actually not even really that close of attention, if you watch him walk up to stage, you will see that bad money was wearing a bulletproof vest. Well, I guess that the times we're in, unfortunately. That's it. I mean, unbelievable. His security team has said that he's gotten like 4,000 death threats a week or something.

It's just insane. Because he got invited to do the fucking Super Bowl. The death threats. I just, I mean. It's bad enough. You're, like, saying mean things, but then you're going to death threat? Yeah. But don't worry. If that's not your thing, you can tune in to Kid Rock. The alternative Super Bowl.

Kid Rock, hold down, showdown. They'll be going head to head. Who is it, Kid Rock, and who else? What, Lee Greenwood or something? Kid Rock on the WB. Kid Rock's on the WB. Check them out. Yeah, it's like Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood.

The only All the suspicious suspect Nasta Pastor Martin The token Black guy You know Somebody they paid a billion dollars to To pretend he likes Trump for 10 minutes

You know It's all the That Just to show that it's about It's not about diversity Yeah sure it is All right okay This is totally insane concept

But whatever It's so dumb Listen To be fair To be fair They have the puppy bowl While the Super Bowl is on I love the puppy bowl.

There is counter programming to the Super Bowl. So, you know, not that they can't do it, go ahead, do your thing, knock it out. But I can guarantee, you know, you'll get people that are tuning in, no doubt about it. People will tune in. They're mindless. They're brainwashed. They're going to tune in to the Kid Rock Super Bowl show. But I would much rather be watching the real deal.

Oh, yeah. And I do not have any interest in seeing Kid Rock do anything. No. I watched a YouTube video of him playing like at the, uh, Sturgis or something like that. And... Oh, the motorcycle thing? Yeah.

Yeah. People waited for like three hours in the rain to see Kid Rock, and he came on, like, 48 minutes late. Oh, God. Like, the crowd just left. They're like, people just dispersed. They were like, oh, no, not for me. Listen, that's your thing, that's your thing.

But we should... I think I think Hello Hi someone's on the stream says hi Hi I think we should really not be that upset

about bad fucking buddy He's a good artist He's gonna do a great job And if it's not your thing That's cool Turn it off And if you feel like flipping on Kid Rock

He'll be on the WB Wherever that is On the WB All right Let's take our first break Don't worry He didn't miss much You never do.

So let's take our first break. And then when we get back, I'll tell you about my weekend. I had a very interesting weekend. Yes, you did. Yeah, at the Green Household and out and about. I actually left my house. You did. It's during Snowmageddon.

Two weekends in a row hoping for a little bit of fucking fuzzy activity so that my kids could go outside and have some fun in the snow. It was too windy for the snow stick. I mean, it didn't. It just dried out right away. It just swirled. Well, it looked like a snowstorm. for about three hours. But then it was so windy

and that wind was so dry that it just sucked up all the moisture. So as soon as it hit the ground, it just went, just went away. I think we had snow on the ground for about three hours. Okay, well, I got to find my commercials here. That's always a problem.

Let's do that. All right, let's find the commercials. When we return, more fun and shenanigans from Chrissy and I here on the commercial. WB. WB. Kid Rock coming up next.

The WB. Kid Rock just bought the WB. So he had a station to put his show. All right, we'll be back. Okay, you're probably wondering why I, Rachel, have taken over the voice duties at TCB. It's pretty simple. Astrid asked me to shut Brian up, even for a minute. Well, lovely, Astrid, your wish is my command. Do you want to help Astrid too?

You know you do. Leave a message for her, or me or Chrissy, at 212-433. 3-3-T-B. That's 212-433-3822. You can be on the show too. Mm-hmm. Just call and say something. Anything. Or text us and we'll text you're right back. Promise. Then head over to TCB Podcast.com and get your free sticker. It's your constitutional right to a sticker and we must abide. You get the point. Follow us on Instagram at the commercial break and watch all the episodes on video at YouTube.com slash the commercial break. Best to you. And ask Astrid, especially Astrid. How do what? Are these two making sense? At least I didn't pay. I am deaf in my defense, though, none of which are great.

Worst to you. Indeed, worst to you. All right. Kid Rock's All-American Halftime show airs Sunday, February 8th, around sometime. I'm not going to say you. On YouTube and Rumble. All right. What's Rumble?

I don't know, but let's get there. Oh, it also airs on O-A-Smart. And of course it does. Yeah. Okay. And the Daily Wire Plus, which you have to pay for. Oh, charge, whatever that is. Go ahead, tune in to charge.

Brandly Gilbert, Lee Bryce, and Gabby Barrett, who won 2021's New Country Music Artist of the Year Award. So she's doing great things going places there with the new Kid Rock halftime show. And I see the Kid Rocks, while Kid Rock's getting older, his wardrobe has not changed. So Kid Rock says Bad Bunny is going to be Singing in Spanish wearing a dress and doing a dance party on national TV

Cool We'll be doing an all-American Halftime show For Americans who love America All right With real music is what he said All right Okay his words not mine

Thank you very much Appreciate it Kid Rock, there you go I wonder Craig Ferguson Would have to say about that Craig won't talk about politics You know what It's probably best

When you get one of those syndicated talk shows, board game type thingies that you don't, yeah, you just shut your real. Yeah, game show. Yeah, everyone's going to be watching what you say and all that other stuff. So Astrid and I had an opportunity to leave the house after the non-event. Congratulations. Yeah, it looked a little dicey there for a couple of hours.

It did. We managed to get out there. Noemie came and watched the kids. So we had an opportunity to get out of the house. So we went to a party, a birthday party that was lovely. It was just lovely. It was catered. Sounds like so much fun. DJ and 60, 70 people there in a lovely home and everyone was just having a good time.

Lots of Astrid's co-workers, lots of some people that we knew, but lots of people that we didn't. We got to meet that were lovely. It was just, it was a good party. They put on a good fucking party. Everyone was dancing, singing. They had karaoke and people were getting into it. Yeah, they had a good DJ, was doing karaoke. It was good.

Like he'd intermix the karaoke with songs. You know, everyone was having a good time. Drinking, the bar was open, bartender, catered, lovely food, everything. So we were there, I don't know, five, six hours, maybe seven hours. We were there for a long time. But we had to get back at some point because, you know, no way we can't watch the kids forever. Although sometimes I wish you would. So we go and we leave the house.

We are in a, I would say, an upscale neighborhood in Atlanta. Not the nicest, like not the buckhead billionaire house. But a nice neighborhood. Of course. A neighbor has been around for a long time. Got nice houses. You know, Bob's got a nice house. Let's put it that way.

I love Bob. Got a beautiful house. You won't even know where that's from. But someday I'll tell you. And we leave down these residential streets. So we go up and we take a right, do the thing. And we're driving by and we're driving down this street to get out of the neighborhood. And I hear.

And I thought, oh, did I just cut somebody off or something? Yeah, yeah. sign and I look behind me and I don't see anybody. So I'm like, okay, well, I didn't hit anybody. I didn't almost hit anybody. I don't know why somebody was honking at me. But I kept going. And Astrid goes, I think there's a car in the tree. And I go, what? And she goes, I think there was a car in a tree. And I go, a car in a tree, babe, what are you talking about? And Astrid had a few drinks. So I was like, oh, she must be hammered. Car in a tree. And I go, did you really? And she goes, no, seriously, that honking noise, like I think that there was a car

like in a tree or up somewhere off the road. And I go, seriously? Yes. Okay. So now we're like, you know, football fields away from where this happened. I pull in a driveway. I turn around. And now as I'm pulling back up this hill, I can see that there is a car off the road in somebody's

like the house is up on a hill. And I can see that the car is up the hill. Oh, geez. With the lights on inside and the headlights on and the lights are on in the car. And so I pull and I maneuver my car where I can put my brights on to see what's going on. Now, you come up upon this after midnight and Atlanta, you got to be careful. You never know what's going on inside of a car. You know, somebody just crashed.

But what I could see was somebody had clearly crashed. Yeah. They had run into a tree and then they had hit like a decorative rock, like a landscaping rock. Not a small one, like one, three. times the size of this table that's just sitting there. A bowler. Yeah. People in Atlanta, they decorate their landscape with rocks.

I don't get it. But my dad did it too, but I don't know. But it had hit the rock. So I can see what's going on. And I'm like, oh, and the horn is just going. There's no beep, beep. It's just laying on the horn. As if someone's head had hit the horn and was just staying there.

So now I'm all kerfuffled. I don't know what to do, right? But the first thing I know to do is let's call 911. Let's get some police officers out here. because they have ammunition, right? And I don't. But. Well, there needs to be some kind of investigation done.

Yes. So I call 911 on the speaker phone in the car and we're trying to, you know, we're telling them where it is and what's going on and all so other stuff. And the officer or the person on the phone goes, is anybody injured in the accident? And I said, I don't know. I can't see anybody in the car, but I'm not inside the car. And the officer's like, or the person is like, do you see anybody around the car? and I'm like, I don't see anybody around the car.

And then is it safe to check to see if somebody is in the car? And I was like, I really don't know, but I'll go check. And Astor's freaking out. She's like, oh, my God, oh, my God. And be careful. And I'm like, okay, okay, stay on the phone with the dispatch and let me go. So I slowly crept up to that car. Both air bags deployed.

iPad in the passenger seat, credit card in the middle of, debit card in the middle of the console with a name on it and everything and the car smashed to bits, smashed to shit. No one's there. And the first thing I know to do in a car accident, if you come up on a car accident that's bad enough, especially if it's been hit, the engine is damaged, is that you turn off the car so that it doesn't set on fire. That makes sense. Right?

If you can safely do that. So I, by the way, both windows are rolled down. It's nine degrees out there. Sure. It's freezing fucking cold. So I opened the door and I go to. to pull the keys out, there's no keys in the car. There's no keys in the car, and the car is stuck in drive, right? And I can't, I can't move the stick shift. So I'm like, well, shit, it doesn't

take 15 seconds after I do this that the first police officer shows up. Okay, good. Now, luckily, I've not been drinking or anything, but, you know, I'm just here to hell. It's got to leave me alone, right? But that's the first thing I thought when I got, oh, shit, is the officer going to, like, give me, like an officer going to give me the rigamaroon. Where are you coming from? Huge men and smel of the party in the bourbon room. They had tequila's from all over the world. They had a bar and a DJ and karaoke. Dancing girls. So, so then, you know, the officer, he's gotten his flashlight and he's like, what's going on here? And I go, I, you know, I don't know, I just rolled up on it. You know, I heard the, we heard the horn. My wife thought something was going

on, we turned around, yada, bada, yada. There we are. Here we are right now. And so he says, okay, so he's looking around the car. And he goes, well, we'll have to find out whose car this is. And he's like calling in the license plate. And I go, there's actually a credit card and an iPad sitting right there. If you want to go ahead and check that out. He goes, there is? I go, yeah. So he takes out the credit card. He's looking at it. He calls it in it. Okay. All right. Okay. So we stay there for about another four, three, four minutes, tops. And I say, hey, listen, Do you need me to give a statement or anything? And he goes, no, you just happened up on it.

If you're not part of it, I don't know what you would need to state. I got your phone number in case we do. Okay, great, wonderful. So we leave. All right. So somebody in the neighborhood knew somebody in the neighborhood who knew somebody in the neighborhood who figured out that apparently this was a dude who lives in the neighborhood who is having some, let's call it familial drama.

Okay. And that familial drama is putting him under a lot of stress. But the first thing, and that's what he told, I guess, that's what he told the officers, right? That's the word of the through the great line. Once they found him a few days later. Once they found him the next day, that's right. Once he's had a chance to sober up. And that's what you think about.

The first thing when it rolled up is Aston and I were thinking about this. We must have rolled up on it one minute after it happened because the horn was going. And this isn't a residential neighborhood. I don't know, but it wasn't like four in the morning, 3.30 in the morning. It was like midnight-ish. little past midnight. If I'm living in that neighborhood, I'm thinking to myself, what is that noise? Like, if I'm anywhere close to it, I'm like, who's laying on their horn? Somebody's in trouble. Let's go look at it. Now, there's one of three circumstances where I could think about

that the reason why somebody would have run off from an accident like that. The first and obvious one is, you're drunk. The second one is you're an immigrant, right? Okay. And, It's 2026. Let's not deny that that could be a possibility. You are not legal here in the country. Or you even think for any reason that somebody could be looking at you sideways about anything having to do with your immigration status. Or number three, you're doing something illegal. Like driving a stolen car. Or it's a teenager that has taken their parents' car out for a joyride or something. And they're living in the neighborhood and they just wanted to get home where they were going to feel safe, had time to sober up or whatever. And so, but here's the thing. Like I was in Asterststrand, what are they going to do? And I was like, leaving the scene of an accident, I think is about the best they got. Yeah, if you're drunk, for sure. If you're drunk, you're not a day later, no one's getting you for DUI.

They can suspect you get DUI all day long, but no one saw you drive in the car. How do they do that? Even if you said you were driving the car, how were you going to get a DUI a day later? So that made me think, why don't more people run from that accident? Well, we had the one when you told me this story, this happened over the holidays. And Jeff and I were, it was like, I don't know, 10 at night. Yeah. Jeff and I were in our bedroom, we're watching some TV, and all of a sudden I heard a loud boom.

And, you know, I'm in downtown Atlanta. Booms happen. Booms happen. Sometimes people are doing fireworks. I mean, sometimes it's maybe a shot. I don't know. So we were like, that didn't really sound like what we normally would hear maybe. And so I go out and I look outside and have our front door.

And the house, we're on a corner and then there's another corner right next to us. And that house, right in front of that house, a car had hit this tree right in front of it. And so I'm like, oh, my God, Jeff, come out here and look, you know, and we're looking at it. We're watching this all unfold. All of a sudden, there was a girl and she was outside of the car and she was crying. And, you know, there was like a neighbor that had kind of come out and was kind of trying to help. Well, next thing you know, this guy pulls up in a pickup truck, pulls up, grabs her. Whiz-Bank?

They grab her purse. They take off. Yeah. And so we were like, what? What? And ended up talking to a couple of neighbors. Yes, she was drunk. She was coming home from a party, I guess, kind of lost control and hit the car.

She was okay. But, yeah, they were trying to get a tow truck out to come get the car before the police got there. Yeah. The police got there first. The police got there first. They give her a DUI. No, she left the scene. She left the scene.

What can you do? Yeah. So they got the tow truck did come out, but the police had already made. And I was, we were talking to somebody and they said that back to your point of why more people don't do that. I guess like insurance, I think, won't cover anything to do with your car. Not if you leave the scene of an accident. Yeah.

But this car was, I don't think you would worry too much about that. It was an older car, like kind of a, you know, a junkie car. I don't think you would worry about it. I mean, I've known people. We've known people who have run. from scenes of accidents because they are drunk. One car accidents, just to be clear about that. Like, not involving anybody else, but, you know, hit a median or whatever.

And then, you know, I'm out of here. See you later. Yeah. I mean, listen, you got to do what you got to do. I guess sometimes, you know, no one wants a DUI. And, yeah, maybe it is just dumb just to stand around. Maybe just like, yeah, exactly take off. Yeah, why am I going to wait to go to jail? Let's get out of here.

I'll deal with it in the morning. Yeah. I mean, yeah, thank God I wasn't that idiot too much. But, you know. Well, so you were saying now, though, it's been circulated throughout the homeowners. It's so scary. Yeah. Well, that's the embarrassing part is that when you leave your car on a rock in someone's front yard, it's hard to get away from that drop. Yeah. Right. I mean, that's what you got to deal with. But I guess it's still better than going to jail. And, but, you know, I feel bad if anybody that's in that type of situation. It's just a shitty, shitty situation. When I was a teenager, I was dating a girl. I like dating, you know, loosely. Like go to the movies kind of dating, right? And I think I was like, I was at my first job. I was working at McDonald's.

I was probably 14 years old. I was dating some girl. We'd see each other on the weekends and make out, you know, under the shirt, over the shirt kind of thing. Second base, right? And one night I got a phone call from the girl that I was dating and she was crying. They were at the hospital because my, the, the, the guy who was driving a car with two girls in the background and two girls in the backseat and a girl sitting next to him that he was dating, they were, he was known to drive fast.

Like he was one of these guys like, we had the stick shift and nitro. Yeah, spoiler, the whole nine yards, right? And he had like a selicum, but it would go really fast. Or at least we felt like it would go really good. He was just that guy. He thought he was a race car driver. And he's a teenager and he had no sense of timing or direct. I mean, he's just like completely, you know,

dumb shit that he would do. And he was riding down a really curvy street here in Atlanta. And the girl that he was dating wanted him to slow down and grabbed his hand while he was driving. And when she grabbed his hand, he yanked the wheel. She yanked the wheel. He yanked the wheel. Whatever. Grabbed his hand, wheel yanked. And they went flying off an embankment into a cement mailbox, into a brick mailbox. And the car was in no shape. I mean, it was just completely in tatters. And everyone walked away from it.

I think some people got stitches. I think there was a broken bone here or there. I can't remember. But the first instinct of the girls in the back scene was to run. They, like, started to run. And the kid who got in the kid who was driving was like, why are you running? And they're like, my mom's going to kill me.

And it's like, you don't run. because your mom's going to kill you. Your mom is going to be okay. Your mom's, your mom wants you to be okay. Wait for the fucking ambulance to show up and then, you know, well, everyone will figure it out. I mean, that's like, I get the instinct to run, but you got to stay. You definitely have to stay. And listen, I remember one time I got in a hit and run accident. Someone hit me and then they just took the fuck off. They took the fuck off. And I know why they took off. They didn't have insurance. They were drunk, whatever. You know, they had problems that they didn't want to catch up. Luckily, the damage wasn't that bad.

And I have uninsured motorists, so all that stuff. But I know for a fact, if you leave the scene, your insurance company is out. They say, see you later, Skater. You're on your own. Yeah, we just got a free pass to charge you more on your insurance and we don't have to pay for anything. So stop being such a shit and stay around next time. It's just one of those things. All right, let's take another break.

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Oh, I'm watching a video here that, is this true? I don't know. You never know with videos now. Yeah, you never know with videos. That is true. The work has begun. It appears that the Venezuelan embassy is, the U.S. in Venezuela is being opened back up as we speak.

So good news. It's good news for Venezuelans because then they can get visas and do the work they need to do down there. And that embassy has been closed for a long time. So that's good news. It's good news for family and friends that want to, you know, travel places and do things. You know, Venezuela's looking better than the United States in some ways. It's crazy. I'm reading about Savannah Guthrie's.

Yeah, Mom. Mom. What the fuck? Well, they think now that I was. reading earlier, they think she was maybe abducted. Who abducts an 80-something-year-old woman? I mean, I guess Savannah is a famous person. I don't know.

Maybe for... Yeah, but Savannah Guthrie is not exactly the lightning bolt of controversy that you think she is. Is she? No. I don't know. Maybe it's for ransom or something. I don't know.

I don't know. We'll see. I hope that everything turns out. She's pulling out of the Olympics. I would you? Yeah. How are you going to concentrate on the fucking Olympics? And it's the winter Olympics.

It was a summer Olympics. Maybe I think about it, but it's the Winter Olympics. And, you know, you don't want your mom out there without like some cold case missing while you're trying to, you know, ham it up with some downhill skier. You know what I'm saying? That would be really tough to do. Of course. I can totally understand where she's coming from. I would absolutely.

That's a bizarre story, though. I don't know what happened. It is. I guess we'll find out. The good news for Savannah is she is a famous person, so it's getting a lot of attention. So hopefully, you know, maybe someone took her and didn't know who she was. Like, you know, oh, shit, maybe I should let this lady go. But, you know, with each passing hour, things don't look good.

Which reminds me of a very strange story that I don't think has gotten enough news attention, but I've seen it on social media here and there. 14-year-old girl in New Jersey. Okay. Supposedly. walks out of her house onto her driveway to make phone calls

and text or whatever just takes a walk, stroll outside in the neighborhood where she lives. Her dad is a very big burly tattooed

like on his he's bald guy with a big beard tattooed on his face and his head. That's neither here nor there but I'm giving you a visual representation

and this dude is huge. 6-2, 6-3, 250 pounds. He's a big fucking boy, big strapping guy, right? she disappears from her driveway. She never comes back in the house.

And dad freaks out. Mom freaks out. I think they're separated, but everyone freaks out. And dad goes full taken and starts papering every neighboring town, making social media videos that gets spread around the internet like wildfire about his daughter. His daughter's missing. This is my baby. I need her back, you know, $25,000.

You just let me know, you know, drop her off here, call me, no police involved, whatever. Like real fucking movie type shit. And guess what? Someone calls him about three weeks, two, three weeks after she disappears. Someone calls him and says, I think I saw your daughter near a boat in Islip. Oh, I slip New York. Yeah, I slip New York. of her jersey.

I think I saw her boarding a boat in Islip, right? I slip, however you say. And I'm really scared because I know who owns the boat. I know the people that are involved and they're not in it. It's not good news, right? If this is your daughter. And he says, okay, I'm getting a lot of tips. You know, how do I know this is real?

And she says, well, if I see her again, I'll take a picture. He says, well, she's got a tattoo. Take a picture. If you can get a picture of the tattoo, I'll know. her for sure, right? So day later, he gets the picture of the tattoo, and he's on his way. And he still doesn't believe that this is his daughter. He still, he doesn't want to get his hopes up, right? But he shows up in the middle of the night at this boat yard, at this dock, and the boat is wet slipped. It's sitting in the water. It's like a houseboat type thing. And he goes, he doesn't know if anybody's

on the boat, all the drapes are closed, lights are on, drapes are closed, he doesn't hear anything. He doesn't know if anybody's on the boat. And the lady who knows who owns this boat and people that he... He's been communicating with. He's been communicating with. She could knock on the door and see if this dude is home or these people are home or whatever. But she backs out last minute. She gets scared.

She doesn't want anything to do with it. So he decides to go full, full taken and storm the boat himself. Storms the boat. And guess what? His daughter is there. What? And he finds his daughter and he brings her home. Fucking crazy story.

insane story. Hours later, the boatyard is stormed, and the police arrest the owner of the boat. Okay. A guy who is apparently connected to some real bad shit, right? You know, older white guy who's had some stuff on his record, some bad shit. Let's just put it that way, right? And I just started following this story about four or five days ago. This story is from September of last.

year. I couldn't believe it didn't get more attention. But it is an amazing story. But then you think about the story, like think it all the way through and you go, it's so amazing. It's so amazing that this guy just randomly got a phone call from a random lady that it's too, almost too good to be true. Now, I don't know if it is or if it isn't. All I know is what's being told through media. But there are a lot of people who know the family who know this guy, the father, who are saying something doesn't add up here, right? Maybe not a setup, but maybe the dad was involved with some people who, or maybe the daughter was not the, and this is a 14-year-old girl. How in the world could she possibly have, she's not fully formed yet, right? Her brain is not fully developed, but that the daughter may have not

necessarily been taken. She may have went with somebody. And this all kind of blew up into this whole drama thing that maybe it was still dramatic, but it wasn't this kind of drama. This is a fascinating story. And I cannot believe that this is not like national news. Because how often do you have someone go missing? And then the dad literally storms a boat to pull the daughter to safety.

Like this is a crazy story. And I think it deserves some media attention and maybe a little bit of scrutiny to see what's really going on. I mean, you know, just so we can all have some knowledge about, how did you find her, how did this all go down? What worked? What didn't? Well, just by talking about it on this platform, I think you've elevated it to national status. All three people that are listening to this show will now be ready to pounce on. But, I mean, you know, there's children to go missing every fucking day. It's a nightmare that any parent will never get out of their heads because that is like the ultimate, oh shit.

Yeah. What do you do? Right? And this guy figured it out. He did it. Whatever it was he did, he did. And he got his daughter back. So I hope that people shed some light on this story so that other people can hear about it.

And other parents who may be suffering the same fate or who may suffer the same fate can take. action like this guy did. Listen, I would go to the ends of the earth. Of course. I would drop everything for however long until I got the conclusion, until I got to the end of the fucking rainbow. That's it. God, that's like that Elizabeth's smart. You know, that story, they just came out with a new documentary with her on Netflix. Yeah. She's recounting all that. I started to watch it and then I kind of had to pull away. But it's taken in the middle of the night. Yes. And then recovered later. Years later. Years later. Like, what, three years later or something?

She lived with some dudes and some homeless people in the woods for a long time. Yeah, it's bad. Or the Jean-Beney case that has never been solved. I mean, that is literally the definition of insanity. Some people think that J.E. is involved in that. I'm not going to say his name on this podcast. There's like a whole weird web there that I don't think everything is connected to J.E. Just that's my own personal opinion.

He's a boogeyman, no doubt about it. But I don't think we can connect every bad thing that ever happened to him. And I think people want to solve things that are terrible and bad by putting other, by putting someone who's terrible and bad. Yeah, you want an explanation. The John Bonae Ramsey case really affected me when I was in my late teens, early 20s. Talk about national news. Oh, geez. I saw Patsy Ramsey and the father.

That's right. I saw them on multiple occasions on the restaurants. I wouldn't serve them. I refused to serve them. But I might have been wrong. I don't know. It's hard to tell. But, you know, I don't know.

Now as a parent, I think maybe Patsy Ramsey was just grieving, grieving. I think she might have just been grieving. But when she was on TV, it looked, she was, you know. Well, they just came out with that other. I think we did. Yeah, the father did the whole documentary. Yeah. Yeah, it was fascinating.

And I believe him. I believe him. I watch the documentary. I want to believe him. I want to believe him. He seems like he's being sincere. It's a terrible case. There was so much scrutiny and pressure.

They really, I think, found the guy, but they just couldn't loop him. Like, they just couldn't get that last piece of evidence they needed to keep him in jail. But, you know, the family has suffered. And they suffered at the hands of people like me, too, who refused to serve them at a restaurant because I made judgments about what was going on

when I had no fucking clue what was going on. But you got to remember, this was an international news story. And the press really hounded those parents because they assumed that they did it or had something to do with it. So, but, you know, maybe, maybe not. I don't know. Well, I'm glad the girl was found in your story. She was found. And apparently she's safe and sound.

And people who do know them say that she is doing okay. Good. And the father refuses to talk about exactly what happened. He says that's not for public consumption. And you know what? Fair enough. She's 14. She needs to go ahead and live her life if she can, you know, in somewhat of a normal way. So, all right. There you go.

Have you watched the pit? No. Okay. I haven't watched the pit. But I'm watching The Night Manager. I saw that pop up. Is it good? I like it. It's not great, but I like it. It's not great. It's another one of those.

Like the first seven episodes, season one was really good, I thought. thought it was really good. It had its problems, but it was really good. But season two is another one of these, you know, Jack Ryan, every bullet misses everybody kind of thing. And I'm like, you know, they're dropping, they're dropping, you know, advanced weaponry from helicopters in the middle of the jungle. And it's just cross, double cross, triple cross, quadruple cross. It's like, okay, come on. It's almost like they have superhero abilities. Without being superheroes. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, it's a little too far. That's right. Okay, so this is what we're going to do. We'll be back on Thursday. Live streaming. Live streaming right around here. And then we'll be back on Friday with the, I mean, we'll be back. Yeah, we'll be back on Friday with the podcast.

And then on Thursday, I'm also going to drop that episode with Craig Ferguson. Yeah, it was great. Yeah. So tune in and we'll talk to Craig. He'll tell us about Scrabble. We'll ask him if he's Scottish. It'll be a fun time. I was surprised he told me that tidbit about the trains.

Yeah. He told you it was going to be cold. Well, I knew that, but he said, even on the train. Yeah, you know, we noticed that in France, too, is that the trains can't, depending on what part of the train you're in. Yeah. Can be cold. If you're in the nice part of the train. It's perfectly lovely.

Well, I'm playing on being on the nice part. Well, the door is open and closed so much. I think it's really hard to keep it warm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, also at the commercial break on Instagram, hey everybody out there streaming. Thanks for joining. Thanks for joining. Thanks for tuning. Thanks for tuning in. At the commercial break on Instagram, YouTube.com slash the commercial break to watch those live streams on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

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