The Commercial Break - Take 'Em To The Liar's Den

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Adam The Liar’s tips on how to close. We’re rich in QueefCoin Rorschach test Piñata drama Adam The Liar…he’s fighting the War On Men Their special terminology They can’t close! The hazards! Tiddily Tick Tuesdays Spear, Sin, and Lion Just get them drunk an they’ll tell you all their secrets For god’s sake don’t let her sober up! It’s all about the PREP Don’t let her perceive you! That’s a lighting boner Nothing like making your friends clean your house for you Keep your friends close, keep your condoms closer Adam The Liar is staying true to his name LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. 

I may not be a practicing hoe, but I'm a hoe and spirit. On this episode of the commercial break. The guy said I'd live two and a half hours away from the bar. You know what I would say? Go to set up your music. Did you set up your music? He said you'd set up your music. You need to get some candles, put them in your car, light them up.

Get the music playing, keep the engine running. Have a condom tied to two little strings when you open the door, you slide right into it. Pants down, gone wrong. The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now. Don't turn me in the morning! Ah, yeah, Kazekding! Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the CEO of Cash Management, Chris and Joy. Totally best of you, Chrissy. Best of you, Brian. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. You're doing a terrible job by the way. Terrible job. Me?

You're fired. Cash management. Just slips right out of my fingers. It does. It's just a Wild West of podcasting. Just always chasing it and never getting it. There you go. How's it going? How's it going everybody? Welcome back to the very...

Well, I'll move on from that. I don't want a bitch who can play in the whole episode. You know, you wake up in a mood sometimes. Yeah. I'm in a mood. I'm in a mood. I don't know why I'm in a mood. I'm just in a mood.

Well, let's be positive. Probably has something to do with Am MX calling me every 15 minutes. Hahaha. Hahaha. Just agree. Just agree. You're 45 days late on your payment. Would you like to make a payment now?

Well, you can press that button all you want. Hahaha. Finish straight, you're going to get the same answer from the bank. Do you take. Do you take. Do you take visa? Do you take Queen coin? Do you take take Queen coin because I am rich in Queen coin I've got three million Queen coin in my in my fart wallet

So safe is place to put it it is yeah, let me talk to your manager over there You guys need to get on this beef Let me talk to your manager over there. You guys need to get on this beef quail. Yes, this is Mr. Mx Manager. How can I? You know what the problem is? My kids keep playing with my damn thing. Yeah, that's the damn number of calories.

Hello, there we go. No, yeah. Although this is the manager of American Express. How many? I hope you, Mr. Green. Yeah, listen, I know I'm just a couple days late on that payment. But what I'd like to do is I'd like to offer you a limited opportunity to partner with my brand new NFT slash coin,

altcoin called Queefcoin. I'm sorry, did you say Queefcoin? I did, don't be alarmed by the name. This is all the rage. Essentially what you do is you take a real life queef and you put it into your internet box and it comes out and it makes quiff coin. I'm sorry sir if we just take a check. You're missing out on an opportunity. What if you pay me a thousand dollars to talk about quiff coin? How

would you like unlimited inventory on the commercial break? Yes we've heard about the commercial break. I'm telling you what, we're going to pass for now, but call us back in a couple of years when you start getting paid on that show. You know, take Quiff coin. I said no to the Quiff coin. Okay, well I'll call you back when I get some money.

We would appreciate it, thank you. Okay. Quiff coin. Almost as appreciate it, thank you. We've got a cleave coin. Almost as valuable as Dogecoin. Dogecoin. I looked at it, but Chris, yet I were talking before the thing, and I'm like, I wonder what that Dogecoin is at. I go, oh, it's at 81 cents.

Wow, it really did well. What I missed was the point zero eight one cents. It's actually eight cents isn't what it's at. But Bitcoin is doing well because a couple of days ago, or a week ago, however long it is, the time it gets lost in this podcast, you know what I'm saying? I know, really does. It really does.

We don't have like a normal nine to five schedule. Yeah. I don't even think, even though it seems like we work all the time. But whenever it was the SEC, the Security Exchange Commission, sent off a tweet and the tweet said that they were going to prove regulations around some fund that had Bitcoin attached to it.

Yeah, I saw that. Right, like a hedge fund around Bitcoin, I think it's basically the premise of it. And then they immediately had to put out a press release saying that they in fact did not do that. Hacker had done it. They had not put on two factor authentication on their Twitter. So a hacker had gone in and made that announcement. They had no announcements to make around Bitcoin.

Then the very next day, they send out the exact same tweet and said, this one's real. Like, it's like, are you sure? Are you sure? Really? Nagi. Nagi. This one's real. This one's real. And so the price of Bitcoin apparently is rising again. Surging. Surging because now finally there's some they think there's some legitimacy. I do think that all coin has its place somewhere decentralized

banking has its place somewhere. Still don't believe in those NFTs. Still not buying into that bullshit. No, my new NFT collection. Queeth. Bye, Brian. Bye, Brian. It's going to be like those. What are those tests that they give you? The Worshack tests. It's just going to be a bunch of Worshack tests. Have you taken a Worshack test? The ones with like the ink and the stuff. The blotted ink and stuff like that. You know, I've taken a couple of those for various reasons, right? Mainly my disability. It's like I just recommended it.

And I always get really nervous that I'm going to say the wrong thing. It's really hard to say the first thing that comes to your mind. I don't think there is a right or wrong, isn't that right? Well, if you say like, you you say dog with its head chopped off, I mean, now we're going to get a violent tag on YouTube. Well, nothing new there. Nothing new there. But you say like a dog with its head chopped off,

and clearly there's a problem. That's what I'm saying. I think it just provides insight into your brain. Yeah, so I just say love to all of them. Love. Love. One love, man. One love. Did you see the love. One love, man. One love.

Did you see the Bob Marley movie? Yeah, the one from years ago? No, the new one, the new biography, the new movie that they put out. I know. I've only seen the commercials a couple of times on TV, very sparsely, right? Maybe like two times on TV. Don't know, that's a great question. Where is it?

Because you would think that a movie about Bob Marley, like a biography would do really well with a certain subset of human beings, that being most of us, right? There's always. Yeah. He's fucking Bob Marley. Yeah, he, well, there was one.

I know when Jeff and I were first dating, so that would have been about 12 years ago, that had just come out and we would see it as a thing. Oh, that was the documentary. I saw that. That was really good. Yeah, you're right. Barb Marley movie, that had just come out. We would, oh, that was the documentary. I saw that. That was really good. Yeah, you're right. Barb Marley movie, burb, burb.

This guys in conjunction, because I began to be going to Jamaica, mom. Oh, yeah. Oh, February 14th Valentine's Day. It's when it comes out. Oh, cool. And it's called one love. Um, you're going to, where is it playing at the movie theater? I like the theater.

Yeah. Uh, not on the one billion streaming surfaces streaming surfaces that I have a subscription to. I'm sure it will go there eventually. Yeah, of course. You know, we like, I had to get rid of a few of the streaming services. And now the kids, they only think that they want to watch are the things that I got rid of. Right.

And I'm like, Hey, listen, you really don't need another streaming service. You've got everything you need with the 12 we already have. Do you need the extra six? Do we need like, you know, I don't know, what the shit max or whatever the fuck it's called now? Like do we really need that? And one of my kids is just like, he's desperate to get on this one app that I canceled because I don't need to pay 25, 95 a month.

I have every month. Yeah. For another app, which has the same moves. And then there's this other problem where the kids think the movie is different on each app. So you can get like the movie Sing. sing is a movie for kids, right? And they get it's a really cute movie. It's a lovely movie.

It's actually entertaining. I like it. It is. Yeah. And the songs are good and all that other stuff. So you can get sing on multiple different platforms, which you have to pay for it if it's anything but I think Netflix or whatever. So my kids are desperate to get sing on Amazon and direct TV. And I'm like, guys, you have this movie already.

Why would you need, now it's not the same movie. It is the same movie. No, it's not. It's Amazon Prime Sing, not Netflix Sing. And I'm like, guys, it's not different. It's no different. It's hard to explain to these kids. I wish I could just speak their language.

You know, they say, like, get down on their level and talk to them in like adult language, but use words that they understand. I'm down there trying to do calculus with my kid. I see if you move over to Amazon and then you minus your bank account by 2599, you take Netflix and you add 599 plus commercials that you have to watch. And then you move over here to HBO Max where the same movie is playing, but for 22.95 unless you have Verizon. And if you have Verizon, you get a free for six months, that equals Daddy's not spending any more fucking money on saying.

Right. Yeah, that's. I have you on my own to a couple of accounts. You do, yeah. And I, you know, I share all of my accounts with people. But now Netflix, of course, is taking a stab at trying to reduce that. And I've actually, I think I'm a part of that

because I've actually been kicked off of Netflix a couple of times. And I believe it's because people in Venice wait, I'm watching my Netflix again. I probably shouldn't say that here on air. They're gonna target me. Like anybody from Netflix is watching. Netflix, if you're watching,

I have a great television show idea for you. It's called The Commercial Break. So back to the Rorschach test. You take those Rorschach tests and I just get nervous that they're going to think that I'm weird if I tell them what I really think about that. Have you ever taken a Rorschach test for a reason? Yeah, I mean just kind of for fun. Let's see here. Okay. Ready? Here we go. Are you going gonna show me? Yeah, I'm gonna show you.

I'm gonna show you. What do you think of when you see that? First word to come to mind. Like a wolf. A wolf? Yeah. Okay, you're fucked. All right, now, what do you, now I want you to look at this one

and tell me what you think you see. A bat. A bat. Okay, it's getting darker and darker. Things are looking problematic for Chrissy. All right, now I want you to look at... I want to see it with my animalistic self. What do you see when you see that one?

Oh, yeah. That's like two hands. Oh, two hands meeting together? See, I see an x-ray of a penis in a uterus. That's what I see. I thought you were kidding. So that's why I get afraid to say the real answer. So then I just make stuff up like, you know, butterfly. Puppy dog, rainbows, hearts. And of course the psychiatrist knows I'm lying. That's probably more problematic for him. He's like, he's dark thoughts, murderer. We had one of my kids birthday's over the weekend.

Yes, you did. One of my children had a birthday. She's very young. And so it's a birthday that doesn't count in her mind because she'll never remember it. It's only for the edification of the parents. So we allow the kids to invite some of their friends so that they're not bored.

And then we rented this little play place area, you know, like a little tiny play place where the kids slides and stuff like that. So the kids can have fun. And Astor does the pinata. God, she's so good at those. I just was talking to her about her helping me make one for the boy.

Yeah, you should have another. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how she does it, but she was trying to tell me, yeah, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's actually a lot of work. As I've watched her now construct, you should have another. Have another view, yeah. Yeah, I don't know how she does it, but she was trying to tell me, yeah, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's actually a lot of work. As I've watched her now construct, you know, I don't, let me do the math quick

in my head, 30. 30, seven of them. She doesn't for my birthday party too. Oh. So we have this pinata and then we're in this like little party room where they have tables and food and stuff. And my father-in-law, who I, but I, and, he finds a way to string the piñata up on the room.

I mean, he's like banging stuff into the wall and he's got this pulley system going on and there's six ropes and one person holds this and the other one shakes that one and he pulls it back and forth. So it kind of moves up and down when the kids are trying to hit it. It gives them a little game to play.

And he is the one who's having the most fun with this, by the way. My father-in-law has the most fun with the pinionis. He just loves it. He thinks it's so entertaining to watch the kids and try and get them to miss it. Right? Well here's the problem. You got a bat-like structure in one of these children's hands.

They're ages three to seven or nine, you know, they're like young kids and they swing so wildly because they have no idea how to swing. And all the other kids are in a circle, so we have to keep backing them up and backing them up. They want it in shins, they can fit in on the action when it happens, right? Well, some of these kids,

I don't even think they've ever picked up a bat in their life, and understandably, they're probably too young, right? So they, so I got, sometimes I got to help the kid, go up there and grab their hand and help them hit it, but then some of these kids are just like, I don't know, it's like Motley Crew in a hotel in 1984. They're just swinging wildly around the room. And I swear, Chrissy, I was really worried

that I didn't have the kind of insurance I needed to cover this kind of activity because these kids were going at, some of these kids were going at it and they were coming inches from the other kids' heads. And I kept telling the kids, that sounded like a total asshole because I'm like,

back up, back up, back up, back up. And all the parents are like, gee, settle down, dude. And I'm like, no, you settle down because you're gonna sue me if one of your kids ends up with an eyeball sticking out of the tent. Yeah.

So then there's like one kid who is a little bit bigger and a little bit older than all of them. He is also much more aggressive, I guess is the word to say, like he's not afraid to get at it, you know. All the other kids are just like little kids, you know, they're just kids and they're, you know, blah, blah, blah, they're kind of hitting it with a little daft touch and some kids are swinging wildly, but they're not swinging aggressively at it, right? This kid comes up. Oh my god. Yes.

Yes. It's like Bruce Lee. I mean, he's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Yeah, and then he and then he finally busted it open. I knew he was the one that did it busted it open So then Astrid's like Astrid says okay now Brian Spreadied out don't let one kid get everything spread it out to spread it out right all the kids are in a thing And I don't really understand what she's telling me and I'm like yeah, let's spread it out on the floor

Let me I'll open it up and it'll spread out on the floor. Yeah, these kids are it's like Jumping yes, they're playing for the national championship. I mean, they are so diving into the kids. Grabbing each other's faces, hands and mouths, kids kicking kids, diapers coming off, ever, it's like a scrum. I feel like I'm in a rugby game. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,

I'm picking kids up, I just scrub their neck, just like, we'll give you some, settle down. It was crazy. I go and candy's involved. All that's rough. Kids, once they get that taste of sugar, it is all over. It's game over, that's all they want.

So we take our, so this whole thing happens and all that we make sure that all the kids get the appropriate amount of candy. And then Astrid, smart girl, smart human as she is, decides to do no candy for the gift basket. The gift bags, she just hands it's gift bags, got some toys in it, it's got some art things you can do in it. And she hands them and we go away.

We get back home and the baby, the one who had the birthday. It's a tradition around the house that you get your first sugar when you turn one years old. That's when you get your first sugar. It'll taste cupcake right or a piece of cake a little tasty Tina indeed You should have seen it. Oh Put the cupcake in front of her everybody's video taping it's a big crowd and she's like She sticks she's very cautious so she sticks her finger in there She's like trying to figure out how to grab it. She's putting her hands around it but not touching it, right?

She's like, yeah. Going like this, afraid it's gonna explode or something, right? She throws her hands back. Yeah. Finally she puts a finger in there and she's like, Chrissy, it didn't take 15 seconds before this cupcake was directly in her face. She was like, ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, and of course the blue is over there just licking her face.

Like, that's her fucking. You got a damn dog. Get away from her. Can't we leave it alone for a second? Come on, blue. Can we have one nice thing in this house, blue? Please? For the love of all the Tully. Blue. Oh, I don't know what to do with her anymore. I really do. Yeah, you just have to accept things. Well, so I know, I do. I say, like, oh, I'm like, yeah.

For four years. For years. And it's the same thing every time. Oh, shut up. Shut up. But stop it. Stop it. I'm like, oh, my mother and I told me

I need to take a deep breath. And I'm like, you do, you know what Chinese water torture is? This is what this feels like. And I had to explain what water torture was. You know, the drip, drip on your forehead, right? So I had to explain that after some, I think the first four years of her life, I just accepted it as a part of having a dog.

Then the next two, I started to grow more agitated and irritated, and now I think I'm in full-blown sensory overload, because anytime she starts barking for no reason, I just go ape shit. I'm like, blue shot up, but I say that to her and then she barks at me. Exactly, it does. It doesn't do anything.

And I'm not gonna hit the dog, of course, I wouldn't do that, right? And I'm never gonna give her away, because she's my dog and I love her at some level, I love her. No, when she comes into the studio, she's so cute, she comes in and she just lays down. She does. And just so sweet.

Yeah, she's so sweet. And then second, it's to do with the door. I think it's to do with her anxiety around me. If I'm being really honest, I think it's her anxiety around me. I think she has, I, she identified early that... She imprinted on me. She imprinted on me.

And anytime I'm like doing something she gets anxious, right? And she wants to know what's going on. She wants to be right at my feet. And she barks at me because she wants to alert me that she's not comfortable with the situation. But that could be just walking to the kitchen. It's like I do this every day. It's okay.

Ba-da-da-da-da- day. It's okay. So sometimes I'm just trying to go get a bite to eat and she's just barking incessantly, mate. And I'm like, Jesus, Jones, blue. Do you settle down for just two fucking seconds? Could we not have this? But you're right. If I'm sitting here quietly doing my work, she'll sit at my feet. She'll lay at my feet. She'll, she won't do a damn thing. It's not until I get up, start walking or talking to somebody that she starts barking. So it's like I've got, I don't know, it's like I've got a bad colon problem where I just fart all the time, you know, I feel like I've got this dog. I'm gonna tell you came up with a weave coin.

A weave coin, my friend is gonna take off. If Dogecoin got to a dollar, weave coin is gonna get to two. Dogecoin. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen.

Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen.

Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. that kind of took on it. It was a joke that then became like a pyramid scheme and then everybody got involved in. Let me buy a million dogecoin. It'll move the market.

Then I can sell it at the top and then everybody down below loses. And that's how these things go because it's an investment and not that. But I wish I could sell blue. How do you put her on the market? Maybe blue could be the one NFT that makes money. You know what?

That's actually not a bad idea. So what do I do? Put her in the printer? I just put her in the printer and sucker up as a J-fig. It seems like that's what some of these NFTs do. They're literally just like, you know, pictures that you put into a printer and then someone buys it for a million dollars. At least that was the promise of

NFT that was what was happening for a good little while like a year Was about a year I feel like all of 2020 and most of 2021 just was dedicated to NFT Every Twitter space every clubhouse room everything was dedicated to NFT anybody actually made money. I think there were a lot of people that made money I think there were a lot of people made money and. I think there were a lot of people made money, and then I think there were a lot of people who had money. Like they had NFTs that were worth maybe millions of dollars. Right, and now they're not.

That's right. That's right. The internet is soiled, littered with people who lost their shirts on NFTs. And I feel bad for them, I really do, because had I had any money, I might have gotten into NFTs and I feel bad for them. I really do because had I had any money, I might have gotten into NFTs myself. But lucky for me, I don't have any money.

So I can't buy any NFTs. You can't lose which you don't have. That's just a reality. Am I right or am I right? You're right. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Okay, let's take a break and we'll be back. Oh, finally. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, TCB podcast. Wanted to be your turn to talk? Call us and spill the tea at 626, ask TCB3, and you may hear your voice on the show. You can also text us your tea at 855-TCB-8383,

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a long time. And one of our favorites here is the PUA, the pickup artist known as Adam the liar here at the commercial break. I think his real name is Adam Lyons. It is. We dubbed him the liar. We dubbed him the liar. We dubbed him the liar. We dubbed him the Lyre. We dubbed him the Lyre. We dubbed him the Lyre line.

Because some of the stuff he says, it's just way too outrageous to believe. I mean, honestly, if you thought of some of my stories, we're unbelievable, you should hear some of this guys' stories. And you will, because we're reviewing him at the 21 convention. The 21 convention is a place where men don't have to stand alone in the war against men. Yeah. We looked it up to feature into me to stand alone in the war against men. Yes.

We looked it up. To feature into me by poking them into vagina with your penis. I guess this is how it goes. I'm not sure. Yeah, they have an app and everything. Yeah, they have an app and everything. I don't think they do the convention anymore. Probably standing room only.

Got so popular. They couldn't have a place to fit it. But I love on the website how they have these like fake reviews. It's like four stars, you know, this guy is professional, professional what? I love a professional asshole. The one was just, I loved it. Yeah, I loved it. Oh, great.

Wow. Who said that? They don't even have a name. It's just, I loved it. In quotations were four stars. I loved it. I loved it. Didn't learn anything, but it was a lot of fun to hang out with other guys

in the war against women, our war against men, yeah, whatever So last time we left off Adam was telling us about the other PUA's who were gonna be here at the 21 convention He's giving us speech. It's like two hours long. We're obviously not gonna go through our two hours But I didn't want to leave you hanging because we just got through a little bit of it last time. So I thought we would go through some more of it today here on this episode. So he dropped a bomb that, you know, some of the other people out there cannot close.

Can't close. They can open a set. They can game. You got to understand some of the verbiage too here. They can game. That's right. You got to understand some of the verbiage. If this is the first time listening to the commercial break. PUA is a pickup artist. Opening a set means you are hitting on a girl. It's like a cold open, like you're walking, like a cold sale.

Hey, baby. Yeah, what was it? What the fish, something will go fish. Who lays longer? Who has a bigger dick, a fish or a chicken? I don't know what it is. Something about that. But Adam is explaining that the number one problem

he's realized about the community of men who take advice from PUA's. Is that we're taking advice from PUA's? That's the problem I see. Me too. But the number one problem he's identified, the number two problem he's identified, is that they cannot close, meaning they cannot get in bed with a woman. Well, no shit sure. You think someone would have paid $5,000 to show up to your shitty conference in Orlando? If they in fact had a gaggle full of ass around them. If their tip was wet 24 hours a day, you think they'd be showing up here? No, they'd have too much time on their hands with women.

That's why they're here. So automatically, this guy is like a preacher, right? He's coming in and he's telling you what all the problems you obviously have are. I love when a preacher comes out and he says, you're broke, pray to Jesus. Why everybody's broke, you ass. Oh, you have health problems, pray to Jesus.

Well, no shit. I mean, it's just so obvious, but he's identifying with them He's emotionally pulling them in by saying I I know what your problem is and it's also was he was also posturing About how shitty everybody else's but he just goes into this long story about oh my god picking up a girl and she was down to lay What's an L what same night? Annel yeah, and then he was having sex and his flatmates bed and then I anyways Squirting and blood and all the stuff you don't even want to know about it It's like the most disgusting opening story to tell him speak and blood and all this other stuff. You don't even want to know about it.

It's like the most disgusting opening story to talent and speed. But he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Closing because then they squirt all over it There's hazards. There's cleaning bills involved. He's such a dick He's such a dick. Okay, so without further ado trolling on the internet as you do I do like to do let's get back into Adam here at the 21 convention He's gonna talk about the next PUA's the other PUA's that are at the conference gonna help these guys out Three people I know don't have a problem with closing and they're people that live in your area so they're people that you definitely want to meet and hang out with. You know like one of them is sin.

Sin is a really good friend of mine and I promise you that guy does not have a problem with closing. We literally tangled Dix on Tuesdays. They crossed. It's called Tiddly Ticks on Tuesdays. The cross. Or it's called tittley tick on Tuesday. We cross the streams all the time. There's three people in your area. In your area. You should be hanging out. What area is that?

The Western hemisphere? I mean, what is he talking about? If you've made it, you're not. You can see the kind of person he comes across as. He's not the kind of guy you can see the kind of person he comes across as. He's not the kind of guy. You can see the kind of person he comes across as. That's the kind of person he is. Exactly.

We have an Instagram, real. That's almost a million views. And it's what when I said one time, I said, you know what kind of person I think I am. That's what he just said. It's going to freak out if it goes lying down naked in front just said. It's gonna freak out if it goes lying down naked in front of him. He's gonna go for it. He's gonna go for it. What? Oh my god wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, hold on.

Then this guy said, I guess, yes. He, if a girl lays down naked, he's gonna go for it. He's gonna, he's the kind of guy who's gonna go for it. Okay. What is that? The kind of guy that ends up in jail? I'm not sure. Sexual battery? What are you talking about? This is terrible.

He's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna go for it. Spear in Miami. Spear. What is he guys doing? Spear in Miami. Spear sin in lion over here. It's a, it's a triple threat. Spear it by having. Spear sin and lion over here. It's a, it's a triple threat. Spear.

Spear and Miami. I open. I open. He kidnaps. Spear gets him. Spear. Somebody else who really doesn't have a problem closing. Whatever you may think of his methods or by the way

These names sound like names from like a kids cartoon like the evil trio from like But Mickey Mouse is here to defeat them. The way that he goes about, or potentially his dress, I'm not gonna pick on him by his dress, he's a friend of mine, but you know, whatever. He's a good friend. The point is, He's a good friend, I just like to, you know, tell him how shitty he is all the time.

He was dressed the worst. But he's a friend I love. He's a friend of mine, I love him, I love him. He's morally bankrupt, but I love him. He's great. He does close. And the guy that from P.W. training has been on his side, but I know he's psyched. Psyched.

Spare sin and life. And mystery. Let's throw in mystery. Yeah. I mean, are these their like P.W. a name? Of course they are. OK.

So they're not like, Hey, what's your name? It's spear It's part of the attractiveness. I think about coming into one of these like communities is that you get a cool Yeah, it's like they're like sixth graders On your spear Your sin your spike your chlamydia cock Your bad dresser. Already? There's a guy that can close. They all live in Florida. That's really cool. I'm sure they would love me right now to pitch their programs. Don't just take them out for a drink.

Get drunk. They'll take you for a drink. I'm sure they're happy to hear that. Rousing endorsement. Tell them where you're about paying them. Just go get drunk with them. They'll teach you for free. They all live in Florida. They'll teach you for free. Tell the way about paying them.

Just go get your uncle. That's it for free. They all live in Florida. For you don't say. Yeah. It takes like 13 hours to go from tip to top. I know. Yeah, it's the biggest state in the, I mean, it's the longest state. I think in the cut.

Maybe it's. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm totally wrong. It's the seventh largest think in the cut. Maybe it's it. Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm totally wrong. It's the seventh largest state in the union. Ha ha ha ha ha.

But you get the point. But there's three in Florida. Well, there's three guys. You just take out and get a drink and you are going to get laid, laid, laid. They'll teach you all their secrets. How wonderful these guys must feel. They're like, great.

It's a bunch of assholes. They're going to try and buy me drinks at the Chili's. Ha ha ha. All three of those guys drink. When they get a little bit of whiskey in them, do free lessons, yeah? Take a look at them, drunk it. I don't even want to lie about game.

I just want to get you drunk. And then start asking them. Take advantage of the fact they live in your area. It's a great thing to do, yeah. Like, especially as they really do know, they're talking about, but I want to help you. But now, but pay me. Don't pay them.

Right. Yeah. What a terrible. Also, Harry's was a good in touch with sin. Like, I mean, say you're in Tampa. Yeah. And sin is up in Orlando. Or land, though.

In St. Augustine. What is he doing just riding around the bars looking? Anybody seen sin or spear or Cheetos or tire iron? I'm looking for a spear. Or wheelchair. I'm looking for one of those guys. A spear in Miami. A spear. Give me something while I am.

I don't want to take you through some steps of clothing. I'm there were Miami. A spirit. Give me something while I am here. I don't want to take you through some steps of closing. I'm there with some very big issues that people fuck up, okay? And I do want to excuse my friend. I do want to help you help you through this. Excuse my friend. Excuse my friend. Yeah, now.

Earlier I was talking about supporting a spirit. I talked about menstrual story. Yeah, my God, please. This guy is so disingenuous, honestly. The first thing you're going to realize is it's a logistical problem. I would say nine times out of ten, the reason you're not getting laid is a logistical problem. And this student comes up to me one day. He goes, I don't know, I've got this problem. I can never bring a girl back to my place. So like, what do you do? Do you have a justified reason for it? You know, I start going through everything.

I live with my parents. I'm currently living in a motel six with six other PUA. For in the program. It's me wheelchair dams. Signature and bull ride. we're all in there together. Now listen, just get us drunk and we'll tell you everything you need to know. Yeah, I've got all that, I've got all that. I'm singing, I don't understand why you can't get this girl back to your place. What's the problem?

Like, is there anything unusual about your house I should know? Because, oh yeah, I lived two and a half hours away from the microwave What? Well that would wait This sounds Strangely like a night that Chrissy and I had one night Didn't we take a two-hour cab ride to a bar one time? It's like $180 But we had to go for work. I know we had to go for work It was way yeah, but we knew a driving

200 miles Was not an option we knew the alcohol was too inviting we were never going to get out of there So this is wasn't gonna happen so we took a cab all the way there and then we're like counting dollars to see if we had enough money to get the cab home like counting dollars to see if we had enough money to get the cab home. You got a five? I think we're up to 100. I guess I'm chained. Yeah, I know.

I think we paid that guy in loose coins. Have only cleaf coin. Yeah, only cleaf coin was around. Cleaf coin. Who? Why is this? Why is this guy going to be a little closer than two and a half hours. And yes, this makes sense.

A girl is not going to come back to her house No. I mean, get back to her. Yeah. Well, she's going to sober up in that time. There's the Everglades. Yeah. I live in the middle of the Everglades. That a gator factory. Get me. I like that would be your problem, then. You have a logistical issue. And he goes, yeah, but right, if I've gained the one enough, you should just want to come back, right? Yeah.

If you've gained the one enough over a month perhaps, that corner half our journey is long and boring at the end of the night of fun and drinking a marimony. It's enough time to sober up. It's enough time. It's enough time to sober up and realize what an asshole you really are. Yeah, you can't let him get sober. Do you mind dropping me off here?

It's the middle of the upper glades. I'll take my chances with the alligators. I got in the car and you played Rush. I knew it was over. You ever heard of Rush? I'm out. See you later. Well, I'm acquainted that you could come in the back of the cab on the way home. Let a little wait until you get home. In fact, the cab is a better logistical offer than your house.

You've got to plan it. You've got to take into account these logistic. And I was saying 90% of the time the thing that's f**king you up is logistic. You have a plan for them. Me, my logistic logistics always completely perfectly flawless. Always. Always, flawless. When I'm already this openness set, I can look over at Speer and Choo-Chah and I say,

hey boys, what's the plan? If we game it out on a whiteboard, they're at the bar. I'm gonna rent a motel room next door. I'm gonna have a wheelchair ready for when she passes out. I'm gonna roll over and an ADA accessible room. Like, I said, everything ought to be a tea before I went out. Light, music, everything said everything up to a tee before I went out. White, it's music.

Everything was set up and I'm gonna take you through how I would go about setting things up before I left my house. I feel like I get a pride out of my house. I did it so it would be ready for when I came home. I also put pressure on myself because I know that I've set up my house to be well-suited. He's not even saying, like, getting her back to the house.

I thought that was the problem. That was the problem. But Adam is flawless. He's not addressing the actual question. All these guys taking lessons for Frankie B. Don't actually address the actual question. Talk around it. That's so many of our problems today in the United States

have to do with talking around the actual problem. And this guy is a perfect example. The guy said, I live two and a half hours away from the bar. You know what I would say? Did you set up your music? Yes, did you set up your music? You set up your music. Did you put your lights?

Did you, your music? You need to get some candles, put them in your car, light them up, get the music playing, keep the engine running, have a condom, tied to two little strings when you open the door, you slide right into it. Pants down condom on. That's right, and they get a little bucket, a little like toy bucket. And as soon as you hit those strings, it flies down with a loob. You got a condom ready to go in, loob.

You're leaving too many things up to chance. You've got to get it all prepped before you go. Takes me four days to prep my house. Ha ha ha ha ha. I have my condom set up in a little Loub. I run in the door, drop my trowel, run into the condom. I'm fully hard, ready to go. I jump on the bed, I grab it. I'm like

Ferris Bueller before when he set up the room. I've got a string attached to a Germanic. I open the door, the mannequin falls over, the condom comes on, lube applied. Airwik goes on, fresh scent, baby. Queef coin ready to go. Done, industed. When I come home to get laid, I know that if I come home without a girl, I feel really stupid, Walking through my house alone So it always encouraged me to make sure I actually did something about it. I brought somebody home. I want to remind everybody in the audience Adam is married It's not even single. He's married

So he has no clue what he's talking about because he's married. He goes home to the same person every night And he will tell you that he does And I want to take take for it. What did in my house was I self-delighted So that by the front door it was really really like But in my bedroom there was a low glow a little glow You know there's Halloween glow sticks Put them around the floor. Oh my god. I'm like, this is so ditchy. Jamie, just tell me about what he does or did or would do.

Yeah. But again, this is not, you're not telling anything about getting the girl from there to your house. This is why I never got late, I can get like a ton of action when I was single is because I would just turn off the lights before I left. That's what I would do. TV off lights off just like my dad taught me. Don't waste electricity. There's people on earth who don't have electricity, turn it off. And then I'd come in and flip on the lights like what else you need to do.

I know. Yeah. To the house, it was like, tiered by this. Each room got one. The lights were going to the front door. It's like, it's like, it got lighter. many lighters. You got to the front door. The reason is, you got lighter. It got lighter as you went to the front door. What is this Disney World? What?

Are we on pirates or the Caribbean or what's going on here? I had moved like, when you walk into my house, the first thing you do is turn the light switches on. It would kill any hope I had of creating that sexual mood. So I had the light switch, but she saw me. She got me, I'm done. That's why I have the Uber waiting outside. If she hits the light switch, I say, Uber's outside, baby.

Sorry, I wasted your time. She'd come in, it'd be great. I mean, like this in my house. I'll lovely. I'm like, let me take you through to the next room. As you walk down, the lights are lit dimmer. And dimmer, and dimmer. And dimmer, and dimmer.

He creed that light, that nice little moon, Swing goes through. If anybody in the audience is believing that this actually works, you're a fucking moron. I don't know a fucking moron. I Don't know a single woman and I know a lot of them just like most of us do who are way smarter than yes like they They are not looking to sleep with you based on the lighting in your apartment

They want to know you're tiered lighting. Yeah, you're tiered lighting if they're looking to get laid They're going to have sex with you if they're not looking to to get laid It's not going to happen. That's their human beings Just like the rest of us and I do not walk into my house and decide get a boner based on the light. I just don't It's a fact Well, maybe if the maybe if that ball is sexy. It's got those nice curves Those old style light balls. Right. With the bubble butt, you know what I'm talking about. Ah, get me some, right in that filament.

This thing is music. You guys bring a go home. Like some people, especially poets, they're shocked when they bring a go home. They don't know what's, oh my god, she's in my house. I'm gonna find some music. And then they're gonna spend half an hour looking through iTunes.

No good, no good, no good. I had a playlist set up specifically for bringing a chicken. Specifically the same nightly playlist. Who spends a half an hour? That's an L playlist. Yes, an L playlist. That's the same nightly playlist.

Who spends a half an hour looking through a playlist figuring out what to play? No. Chrissy. Yeah, no. Half song, hopefully. That's who it does. That's all good. I know, you're good DJ.

The way it went through was the first few tracks for quite nice upbeat club tracks that continued from the nightclub. Around, around, around, around, around, around, around, around, around, around, around. Yeah, let me take you into the next bedroom That's Dave Matthew And then, sharday at the end. Exactly. Let's slowly move down lower and lower and lower.

Until about 12 songs down when it was like, slow, pumping music, right? And that's how it's... Since when is, slow, pumping music? Fucking drum and bass, kid. What? I would have that entire thing going through my house and I just had this playlist Now do not make this typical stupid mistake of calling your playlist Adam's fucking music, okay? That's not cool. You go. I'm just gonna put some music on

Adam's fucking music No, I mean it's my fucking music Whatever it's bad. It's bad all round The fact that you're having to say this. Yeah, he's just making this up as he goes along. He's just making it up as he goes along. He's trying desperately to string an hour of conversation together that makes any kind of sense whatsoever.

And he's wasting time on side notes that make, this is not, these guys cannot communicate with the opposite sex because they have some kind of block. That's what they need to get rid of, is the block. You need to install some confidence in who they are as a person so that they feel confident to talk to other people. Yeah, not tricks.

That's right, tricks are not gonna do it. It might do it once, but it's not gonna do it a lot. I promise you. Cool, I think mine's called like, chill out. That's nice, chill out. That was a good name. It's a common name for it, and then mine's called like, chill out. That's nice thing, chill out. That was a good name. So can't be a name for it, and then you just walk in, I'm just gonna play whatever I was listening to,

or they were playing. Oh yeah, it's some rock tracks, I was just gonna be fucking out, whatever it is, yeah. So you've got that entire thing, just easing over the music's playing. The next thing you wanna sort out. Well, what is that? I'm gonna sort this thing up, you're bedding.

How do you get them back to the house? I know. How do you open up the conversation? How do you get them back to the house? How do you open up the conversation? How do you make it interesting enough for the person to stay around 15 minutes so that you can actually get a phone number or have that conversation with them? You know what that's all about?

What's in here, not what's out there. And so he's paying attention to all the stuff that's out there, but he's missing the entire point because he doesn't know how to make that point. how to make that point is no idea no answers. It's a good state. You don't want it to come in to find some leftover stains from a girl that you had on all fours earlier. Yeah?

Clean up. Keep your room in a nice state so when she comes in it looks good it looks like you've got a lot for yourself. I was talking earlier about the little clues that you'll give away to a girl that says you have no females in your life. A messy flat is one of them. When a girl comes into your apartment, if it's a state, she's gonna be like, oh my god, you need to tidy this up. I have a female friend that when she comes to my house, she cleaned the whole thing, just because she couldn't stand to sit in bed.

to see and do. This is a true gentleman right here. You left some human being come in and clean your apartment. Friends. I've been friends with Chrissy for 17 years. Never once as she cleaned my apartment or my house. You want to know why? I do it myself. I fend for myself. Unbelievable. All right, let's take a break. we'll be back with more of whatever this is. Ha ha ha. It a little. Okay.

I can take a break. I deep breath. What was that? Oh. Quick. Quick. Let's cut to the chase. Quick guy. Quick guy. Let's cut to the chase.

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Let's listen to some sponsors and then we are back on track, baby. Love you, bye! Alright, back with more Adam and Lier. We got... Come over! Thursday afternoon. She's like go. She'll be coming over Thursday afternoon. She'll be like, why? I'm going out Thursday evening. And she'll be like, I don't get it.

I'm like, no, just come over, I'll make lunch. And she'd sit there, she'd be sitting down, you're like, oh my gosh, you're dishes. I just have to do them. Oh, alright. What a jerk. What an asshole. What the god damn it, dude.

Honestly, Adam. I mean, even his friends. You even take advantage of your friends and their kindness. That's how you roll. You invite them over before you go out so that they'll get irritated by your messiness and clean up. You take advantage of their OCD. Is that what you do? Like you take advantage of all the other women in your life. You fuck twod. Love you to come on the show, Adam. Love it. Just please come on because we'll have a frank discussion about how bad you really are at this. Really. Love it. Just please come on, because we'll have a frank discussion

about how bad you really are at this. Really, and I am no expert. I'm not claiming to be an expert, but I'm a human being. And all that takes is a human being to see what a fucking shit job you're doing at teaching these guys how to approach the opposite sex or the same sex or whatever they're into.

Oh my God, the hoovering, when is the last time you hoovered? No, I think I actually knew the last one. Two weeks ago? Yeah, yeah. I'll do that for you. Alright. Okay. And that was great. Like, that was the nicest relationship we had.

Here's your ex, that was the same way. Yeah, I know. I caught it in the little soldiers for you, Adam. Here you go. You want a binky you need a nap nap. Gonna suck on my tits for a few minutes. This is the kind of relationship we had he said. This is the nice relationship we have. Had. Yeah. Unbelievable. Clean my whole house. I'd go probably in the evening, come back clean house.

Plan it out. Make sure everything's right, like women would they do that. Plan it out, take advantage of other people in your life before you hit the clubs, not after. Oh my God. He's throwing a wrench into everybody who's playing now here too. They're like, shit, I've got to find a female friend. Yeah, shit, I got to actually talk to people. Find a female friend. I got to clean up the mountain doo cups from my computer room. I believe in. I got a clean up the mountain doofcups from my computer room. I thought you were gonna.

Alright, you've seen it. If you're talking to a girl and your collar's like this, that kills them. I'm sitting in, there's like three girls in the room. I've got my collar like this and they're going like this. All they want to do is come up here and fix it. They do, they groom people. They try and help you look better, right? That's what they're specifically looking to do.

So you're going to give away the fact. That's what women are looking to do. Graham, you and clean your house. Yeah, that's it. Wow. Good boy on that way. Who raised you? Who raised you, Adam?

And how proud she must be. Ah, yeah. Absolutely zero skills with women if those little touches are wrong. The final thing is incredibly important. I made sure that when by the side of my bed were condoms. Condoms? Condoms.

Oh my god. You had that problem you were going to check home? Oh my god, you're going to have condoms. Anyone that nods at that shame on you. That means you had no anticipation of getting laid. You assumed you weren't going to get it. You were just like, yeah, I'm not going to get laid so I don't need condoms. Have condoms by the side of your bed.

Jarrett's like, I've got it in my pocket actually. It's like, I keep it here. Yeah. You've got to make sure you've got it in the right place where you're gonna need it, right? For the right where you need them. I've got my right here. Yeah, I want to stick one down here, throw it at him

and see what happens. That's what I want to do. Another thing that I had to specifically, is when I went out clubbing, I used to bring my motorcycle on with me. I brought a spare. I brought a spare. Ha ha motorcycle I mean one of those sprees The things with two wheels and a lawnmower

Keep going I gotta hear this Coming in with two bicycle like two motorcycle Who's the other helmet for? I don't know, maybe you Feel the lug girl my friend just cleaned up my apartment the lights alone And I got my fucking playlist ready to go are you ready? Up on the bike my back of my tricycle and let's go My god, this is too funny. England was illegal for somebody to ride a passenger remote bike, that helmet. If I didn't have a spare helmet, I couldn't bring a helmet.

I said something about myself when I went out with two helmets. I said I'm bringing a gov'n. She said something about you. I can just see him. It's not hard to sidle up to the bar too. It's like too big. Motorcycle helmet. I mean, unless you have a place to put him. I mean, I imagine he's walking in with them.

They get stolen all the time. But now he's saying that it says something about you. I can just see the streets of London packed with people on each side and Adam's riding down with his little scooter He's gonna get late He's got two. He's got two homers. He's got two He's the queen founder I say something about myself and I walk into a bar with two helmets.

Either I'm gonna take someone home or someone just left. One of the two, but it said something. Two helmets, and every night I came back with a chick. Plan, you were logistics. Logistics is the one thing that will mess you up, okay? The one thing. It's the one thing that will mess you up in the whole process of meeting a girl and finding the right one to bed.

It's the one thing that will mess you up. If you get logistics, if you just turn your lighting on correctly in the house before you leave, you're guaranteed to get laid. I had this, this is one of my, one of my instructors, turns up at my apartment,

it ain't even my apartment, my hotel hotel room at like 2 a.m. With these four chicks and another guy And they come back and he comes up to me like, I don't, are you sleeping? I was, I was okay He comes up, I open the door and he goes, Adam are you sleeping? No, shit head, I'm at the door Are you sleeping? Yes, I'm sleeping while I'm talking to you'm at the door. You sleeping. Yes, I'm sleeping. Well, I'm talking to you here at the door.

Dumb shit. I've got some chicks back to the room. I'm going to sell them a free sun. I think it's going to be a bit hard. He's like, why? Because I'm in the room. And he's like, yeah, no, we'll find it. We'll find it.

I'll keep it quiet. What was he staying with you? Yeah, dude, what? Guy can't afford his own hotel room. You guys are bunking up. The plot. Yeah, no, before I get quiet. What was he staying with you? Yeah, dude, what? Guy can't afford his own hotel room. You guys are bunking up. The plah community is not making that much money.

I bet she's making more money than the podcast community. That's true. I bet you say. Yeah. Because the girls back to the room. They spend an hour in the room trying to have a quiet party with no music. And then the girls leave because it's a bit freaky. And the next morning he says,

what happened to the guy? Well, he said four girls and another guy. Four girls, another guy. So now you've essentially just, you know, whatever hotel it is, but there's like two double beds Hampton in and Orlando, yeah, sleep Well, they're playing as fuck me playlist trying to get the lighting correct This makes no sense whatsoever. This is why Adam is a liar. Yeah, because this makes no sense You don't just go back to sleep and there's a bunch of people partying in your room. I Mean that's called passed out, not sleeping, okay? This is a big difference.

I kind of why I did wrong. But what's that? I shouldn't have brought them to the room. Is that how you shouldn't have? It was really stupid. And I think in his head, he thought the brain of them to AFC Adam would make it easier to sleep with them. I don't know, I think that was just thinking.

I think he was like, I want to have a threesome. And AFC Adam was my friend. AFC Adam. I don't know. Is that wanna have a threesome. And AFC Adam's my friend. AFC Adam. AFC Adam. I didn't know that was, is that his name? Fucking champ. I don't know. AFC Adam.

AFC Adam. What is that? I gotta know. I'm doing some homework on this one. Yeah. Rummies in. So I'll bring the threesome to his room. They don't definitely get it.

I'm sure that was like anything, but like it doesn't work that way. Like Poo's con. I don't have that. Yeah, this is a lie. Of course. Adam would never be like, sure, I'm still gonna go to sleep, but come on in. No one would do that.

No one. No one. No dude. We are grown adults. Get your own room. Go home. Whatever it is. I don't know. Or you're welcome to spend the night in my place,

but you gotta get rid of the seven additional people that are with you. It's a fucking hampton in. We're not staying at the high roller suite. And the fucking win. Come on, let's get it together. Welcome. I bless this threesome.

Make it happen. I don't have that. Not like I know of. I know. So maybe Neil Strauss does it. I don't. He. Not like North. I don't know. So maybe Neil Strauss starts, I don't, okay. He's higher than me. I don't know, but whatever. So.

He's higher than me. He was Neil Strauss. I don't know. He's higher than the POA. The POA. The Poit. The Poit. Oh, I think he's another famous Poit.

Like mystery. Yeah. I think mystery is at the top. And then there's like Neil Strauss, Michael Anthony, and then comes these lower, like, grade ones. I don't know. Somebody's gotta come on and give me the whole rundown. I need an org chart.

Is there an org chart for the pause? Logistical problem. He needed to take him somewhere where they would be okay with it. You have to go somewhere else. So logistical fuck you on, man. So look will fuck you on man, so look after logistics. If you can look after anything, look after logistics. Logistics can get you laid as well.

If you plan your logistics right, and we're going to talk about this, if you've got a justify reason to do absolutely everything, if you can justify bringing her back to your house, and then you can justify playing the music, and you can justify the section, it's all going to happen. So logistics can be a real- Justify. I know. What?

Why would you have to justify playing music at your own house? What's going on? Who do you need pernition from? Oh, I guess there's an organization. You have to go to the top. You gotta send a quick email. Hit him up on Slack. Can I play the music?

No, no, no, no, no, no reason to play music. Denied. Can you justify. Denied. Are you justified? Denied. I don't know if you should think it. All right. She is not going to make this easy for you. Because she doesn't want to be a slut.

If she's making it easy for you, be wet. And you're probably not the first person she's made it easy for. That's why you keep the condoms. That's why you keep the condoms next year bed. That's right. Yeah. And he's the one who just told a story about the girl the same 9000. And that's an L. A 90,000, 9000 times, 99.999% of the time he does SNLs.

That's so stupid. He's really contagious. So be very careful if she's making it that easy. You don't want it to be easy. He does SNLs. That's so stupid. He's a really contagious. So be very careful if she's making it that easy. You don't want it to be easy. You want it to be a challenge. You don't want to chick this. She's going to jump on top of you

and do whatever you want instantly. You want to look for a bit. You want to make it happen. No, they don't. What are you talking about? No human wants friction in that kind of situation. We of course wanted to be easy. it flows and it's back and forth and everybody's excited and you get all hot and bothered.

If you have to work for it, it feels, yes, of course you should work for love. And that's not what I'm saying, but we're not talking about love. We're talking about a lay. If you go to a bar looking to get laid, I promise you the last thing you want. It's for saying no all the time. It just makes sense. You think these guys came here to tell you how hard it's going to be?

No, they want the easy answers. You've got to make sure that you're leading the situation. She ain't going to do it. She doesn't want to be a slut. So you're going to have to make sure that you're controlling situations guiding her through and making sure that you're pushing forward for the next step One of the best ways of what to make sure you're ordering drink after drink after drink after drink

pushing through to the next step. This is like a sales Seven I feel like I'm at a sales conference at the old radio station is to be empathic. Now, this is something that I've noticed makes great pullers different from people who are great pullers. It's the ability to observe someone's facial expressions and tone of voice and language

and understand what emotion that person's feeling. I can talk to a girl and very quickly I can tell whether she's completely freaked out by me or if she's attractive My experience of talking to so many women has helped me with that. Is that most of them are freaked out by you? What other reaction would you get? I don't know. Oh my god. Alright.

Exactly. Oh my god. All right. Yeah. Exactly. Oh, all right. Okay. I don't know that I can get a whole other section of this. I know. Yeah. This goes on for two hours, by the way. AFC. AFC Adam. AFC Adam with the SNL and the plaz.

And spike and spear. Spear. Yeah, spear. Who gave him that name? Spear in Miami. Spear in Miami. Oh my god, this is fucking insane people. I don't know how I when wear anybody would take advice from this guy, but here's my advice. Don't take advice from this guy. He's wrong about all of it. So far, so good at him, you're wrong about all of it. Do the opposite of what Adam is telling you to do. A well lit home makes women, makes anybody feel comfortable when you're going home with a stranger. A well lit house is probably a good thing. Alright, tcvpodgas.com. This is where you go to get your cleaf coin.

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