The Commercial Break - TCB Classic: Frankie-cence & Mur

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

EP924: Bryan & Krissy have long had a creative obsession with Frankie B. His twisted mind had led to some of the most interesting moments in TCB history. While it's been some time between new FB videos, it gives us time to revisit the catalogue of content stating TCB & Frankie B! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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On this episode of the commercial break. There is something magical that happens when you put Chrissy and I in a room with a Frankie B video. That TCB classic I put out yesterday wasn't even on the RSS feed an hour and people were texting our phone number sharing their own enthusiasm for TCB plus Frankie B. It's coffee and cream. It's P.B and J. It's Brian in a bad business and investment. It just goes hand in hand. And who am I to hold back? Who am I to deny you what you really want? What gives me the right to be overprotective of these little nuggets of hilarity? Plus, it makes my life a lot easier when you text me and say you like something. And it seems to me

that the further I go back in the catalog, the funnier they get. So while today's episode is far from the first episode we did about or with Frankie B. This is now going back almost five years. Episode number 130. Mind you, we're almost at 1,000. This is episode 130. I actually remember it like it was yesterday. For today's TCB classic, it's a Christmas episode with Frankie B. Merry fucking Christmas in May or April.

What day is it? I don't know. We'll be back next week, live episodes, and streaming. YouTube.com slash the commercial break. Bye. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. No, go, go, go, go, go, go. That's another episode of the commercial break.

Good to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is Chrissy Haudley. Here we are back live in studio or recording in studio. Yeah.

Look at you. I've got lots of fun glasses. So now either. So either she's been doing a lot of cocaine. Or she woke up frisky. One of the two. I woke up friskey. Either way, we're in for a treat.

Look at that. Look at you. I know they're fun. I know. I love your sunglasses. You are a sunglass collector. I am. A collector of the glasses of sun.

I am. What kind of UV ray protection does that offer you? Probably zero. Zero. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, those are just play glasses. Those are not for real.

I've spent one time, I have spent thousands of dollars on sunglasses that I'd never wear. Oh. I went a number of years ago when I met Astrid. She's like, you have to get sunglasses. You're squinting like a fucking hog. You look like you're the Grinch or something. And I was like, ah, yeah, you know, I've never had a pair of sunglasses.

So I should get one. So then when we were down- You've never had a pair of sunglasses before that. Not really. No. Have you ever seen me in sunglasses? No, that's true. There you go.

It's just so funny to think about. Yeah. So I can't see in the first place. And then I'm running out, you know, with these bright blue eyes all over the sun, just destroying my vision. And so Astrid says, you have to get a pair of sunglasses. You just one of those things you have to do.

You have to protect your eyes, especially the blue eyes because the blue eyes collect more light and la la la. So I get a pair of sunglasses, you know, spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars. These things are ridiculously expensive, like the real sunglasses. The ones you're going to use for, you know, a number of years. Yes. Spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars. I still can't fucking see a thing because I'm blind as a bat without my real glasses.

Well, that's where you have to get the glasses that are the sunglasses. That's what I did. So then I went and I went through like three or four different, you know, sunglasses manufacturer to get to one that would actually put my prescription in a Sunglass, and they did that. And then the day that I got them, my son was like one of the time, just like threw them on the floor. And they splattered all over the place. They didn't shatter, but they, you know, the thing came out.

And they've never quite fit the right way. So I never wear sunglasses. But when I do, I don't wear sunglasses. But when I do, I stayed at the holiday in last night. Well, you're going to need a pair of sunglasses. We'd like to think, the morning after you stay a holiday in. We'd like to think Walmart sunglasses for being a sponsor of this show. When I do, they're usually not prescription sunglasses.

They're just for fun like your sunglasses there. Yeah, well, actually, I mean, I did buy these at a nice... I bought them at the Memfo Hotel. Oh, you did? That we stayed at. You bought those at the Memfo Hotel that we stayed at? They were in the lobby. They were for sale in the lobby and I bought them.

That was a weirdest hotel. It was like they had a bunch of... It was like a blues rock and roll themed hotel. Yeah. Owned by the Mariah, but it was like a boutique hotel. And then they had all of these picture books out of different musicians and stuff. like that. So the whole hotel kind of had this theme. Yeah, I guess it's Memphis, Beale Street, and all night yards. Yeah, music. But I didn't know they had sunglasses for sale down there.

They did. They did? Are you sure? I did. Or did you just give some lady $50? I said, put them on the room. Or did you just give the front desk lady $15 in cash? I don't know. You're like, probably somebody's sunglasses got left over. I'll take them. It's 2 o'clock in the morning. And on the holy stomach. coming back to the hotel. I'll take them in that purse too. That's right. Put it on the room. It came with a credit card. Look at that, Jeff. What an adventure. Well, welcome to the commercial break. We're heading into the holiday season. YouTube.com slash the commercial break is where you can

catch our special series in the studio content. You cannot see anywhere else. Please go there, like and subscribe, do that on your favorite podcast provider, all that shit. I won't go through the whole 16 and a half minutes of my things. But the reason why I wanted to say that ahead of time is because I wanted to let the people, the people, our people, the breakers. Yeah, the commercial breakers, the TCB family, all of those junkheads out here who are listening to the commercial break and the new listeners coming on board. I wanted to let you know that Chrissy and I will be take a break between season two and season three.

And while I don't like to necessarily forecast what we're going to do coming ahead, I just wanted to let you know that we need a break. We need a break. The commercial break needs a break. The commercial break definitely needs a break. This has been a long haul with few breaks. I think we've recorded most weeks of the 52 weeks. we've been recording. I think 50 of those we've been in the studio recording some kind of content.

And thousands of hours of unreleased material. From a mistake. Oh, my God. You don't know how much material. I'm going through it right now. And it's amazing. How much shit we recorded that we never got broadcast. It's a good 30 hours of material that never got broadcast. So for you, the commercial break family, here's what we're going to do, is that Christy and I will be taking off the last week in December, the first week in January, We're going to build a whole new studio. We're going to come to you with a brand new season, brand new shit.

But we're going to take those 30 hours. I'm going to boil it down, condense it to just its most wonderful. Listen, even the good stuff is not so good. Oh, there were good parts. There were good parts. There are good moments. And so what I'm going to do is I'm going to call those good moments from the 30 hours. And we're going to put together four episodes.

TCB, the lost tapes is what I'm calling it. Yeah, because then they're going in the trash. After that, we're never going to see them again. I think you should throw a couple of Willie. 33 willy songs in there? I could. I could do that. I think someone found an old 33 willy video.

Remember I was telling you that there was like a 33 Willie video out there somewhere of that infamous Nico? Can I request Sunny sign up? It's on there. It's a four song set because, of course, we took the first 30 minutes of our set and did a sound check. Right. And then I was like, okay, I'm done with a sound check. He's like, no, no, no, not the sound check, bro. You're 30 minutes into your set.

We didn't know what we were doing. I didn't even plug in my amplifier. I was playing a guitar with no amplifier for the first three songs. I was like, wow, we sound great. It's because you're not playing anything. Nico! I'm currently yelling at my dead dog. Nico, in his infinite wisdom and old...

As Holdy and I were just talking about this. I'm going to do a little aside here. I have two small children under the age. age of four. And so you can imagine the chaos that ensues in a house with just two adults and two children. The children rule the ruse. And they are constantly conquering and dividing or getting together and plotting against us. One of the two things is always happening. And they are loud and they scream all the time and someone's always hitting the other one. It's just like it's never, it's nonstop commotion in the house. Yeah. But I bargained for that. Like I knew that was coming

and I deal with that. I created that. Yes. There was a motion in the ocean with the lotion. And I got that one done, expecting fully that this bullshit would happen. That's forgivable. And they're fucking. Your tolerance. Then they're adorable. My other. And they're my seed.

Like, I don't want to fuck them up for life. So if they're making noise, I just let it make noise. I whatever, you know, I joined in. The other day we had a screaming contest. I'm sure the police showed up at the front door. But what I didn't bargain for and what I am getting upset with and what is almost bouncing on my exact last nerve. are the two dogs that will not shut the fuck up at all for any reason at all.

I was like, your dogs cause you more trouble than your kids. Have you ever, have you ever seen two dogs like this? Am I being, am I exaggerating or is this like a, because people, I've heard had some people ask me, oh man, come on. You know, let up on the dogs. They're just trying to protect your house. No, they're not. They're not protective dogs.

I'm going to tell you a story about Brian's house. Let me tell you a story. Let me show you how much my dogs protect my house. We got this house recently renovated before we moved back into it. It's an old house. It was built in the 40s, late 40s. And then we just, you know, we spit shine and polished it, basically, what they call paint carpeted it, add some square footage and all this other stuff.

But because it's such an old house, there is a crawl space underneath it. And we live in Atlanta near the Chattahoochee River. Anytime that you have a river, you can expect that there are rats. Rots or snakes. And snakes and mice, right? That's just it. That's anytime you live near a body of water, the water animals come. And rats are one of them.

I also happen to have an in-ground pool, which is a lovely place for animals of all sizes to take a bath. Or to come and frolic. Take a bath or to drink their water. So we've never had a problem with any kind of rodents in this house. Never. Until a couple of days ago, a week ago, two weeks ago. And Astrid came in the bedroom early one morning. And she's freaked out.

And she's holding an avocado in her hand. And she's like, honey, honey. And she's like stuffing this avocado in my faces. I'm trying to wake up. Look the fuck. It's an avocado. But it had little chew marks in it. And she found it on the floor of the kitchen.

So my first inclination is to think that it fell off the kitchen counter. And we have a lot of fresh fruit and vegetables hanging around the kitchen counter. Fell off the kitchen counter and then Nico or one of the dogs got into it. But a closer examination, it's not dog teeth. And Nico has no teeth. So there he says Nico has no teeth. Yeah, he's not eating anything that needs teeth. that needs teeth.

So I'm like, oh, oh, shit. Oh, shit. What's been eating the avocado? Nico sleeps in the kitchen. Nico sleeps in the dining room, which is next to the kitchen, and blue sleeps in our bedroom. Because Nico has this persistent cough that has not gone away and no doctor has figured out what it is. So it's Nico being a hypochondriac, and Nico walks around. And he's got a pungent odor.

And when Nico starts to go, yeah, and he's got a pungent. He's probably smelling himself and like, It probably is. That's gross. What is that? Disgusting. So Nico starts coughing in the middle of the night. Then Blue gets up and Blue attacks Nico and then Nico just gets crazy.

And it's the whole fucking thing that goes around, round, round, round, round, all night. So we separated the two. And Nico is fine sleeping out there. He likes sleeping out there. We put him next to the heat register. He's an old dog. He shakes when it gets a little too cold. You know, he's like a decrepit old dog.

So the other, so I'm like, okay, I go and I take every appliance out of the house. I go through every cabinet. I go everywhere and I seal up every hole that I know to seal up, right? Everything that I see that has a hole. I find out, I think, where they're coming from, which is through the crawl space behind the wall. And then there was like a hole where the dishwasher was. And I was like, okay, this must be it. You know, did the whole nine yards.

I used like 16 cans of that foam shit behind my appliances and sealed up everything. Right. I don't want rodents in my house. I have small children. No one wants a rodent. No. So for two nights, there is no more additional appearances of the rodent. We don't see any signs of it.

Take all the food off there. Nothing. Nothing. Good. Great. Wonderful. Then you start to relax. And on the third night, you know, ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.

Santa Claus comes down the fucking chimney with two little squeaky ears and a long tail. And he starts digging into a palm tree that we have in our front of our living room, our dining room. That palm tree is less than two and a half feet from where Nico sleeps. Two and a half feet from where my dog sleeps. and it has been dug through. And the vines of the bottom of the vines of this little palm tree combination has been, have all been chewed up. Nico! There's a fucking rat in front of Nico's face.

And Nico cannot figure it out. He's dead. He's either sleeping or too lazy or too scared to do anything about it. Yeah, he probably ran. Then to the other. I'll look the other way, bro. You're not here. Yeah, you're not here.

Don't worry about it. You didn't see anything. You didn't see anything. You hear, you little shit head. I'm going to bite your little neck. So Nico, the incredibly acute guard dog, has a rat running around him in the middle of the night. He doesn't even know what the fuck is going on.

Meanwhile, Blue thinks there's a rat everywhere. It just barks incessantly at everything. Blue barks to the wall. this house is chaos it's mass chaos and it's because of those two dogs it is we didn't see the rat we bought a camera it wasn't a rat it was a mouse actually excuse me it was a mouse we had a jeff and i had a mouse one time yeah in your apartment yeah oh really yeah it's they're hard to get rid of once they get there once they get a taste of that sweet nectar there's a mouse did you see it underneath the stairs yeah we had like this loft

oh oh yeah yeah yeah and it was underneath the stairs and i remember i kind of I don't know why I was on the ground looking, but I looked and there was the mounds. So what did you do? Yeah, well, we had to call the maintenance guys. Yeah, we called the maintenance guys and they were able to come out and take care of it. But yeah, it was scary. My wife's just freaking the fuck out. Yeah, and I know it's not scary.

It's not scary. But it's when you least expect it. Correct. If I go to the zoo and they have a snake handling thing, I'm happy to handle the snakes, pet the snakes. No problem. But if I see a tiny little snakes out of the blue that I'm not ready for. Yeah.

My adrenaline is going to pump and live running. Yeah. When I was married with my ex-Julia, we had a house over in downtown Atlanta. When downtown Atlanta was starting to experience this incredible, like, boom of construction in the mid-2000s, like 2004, 5, 6, Atlanta just like exploded with all these new. huge developments, like mixed-use developments that went on and kind of made the city what it is today. And one of these was across the street from our neighborhood. And when they, there was an old hotel there called the Castlegate Hotel, which used the old Castlegate. That's right.

Which I stayed at a few times, which should have been called Hooker Gate because it was. Why were you staying there? Don't ask me. I was homeless and I needed a place to stay. Someone let me put their credit card down. It was a whole thing. I was young. I was like, 17. I stayed there one time. But it was, it looked like a big castle, but it was really just like a crack den. Yeah. It was run down. Yeah. And so for years, you know, people went back and forth about buying this property and what it would do and the things that were under it and all this other stuff. But when they raised the hotel, when they tore it down, all of a sudden, what they found was a what they call, I think they called a rat kingdom or a rat ball or a rat whatever. They found it like

There's an actual name for it. A rat kingdom or a rat ball. It's like when the rats are so close together. Please rise for the rat king. Brian Green, walking through the streets singing Sunnyside Up. So when they did that, these rats scurried. Like there were tens and tens of thousands of them is what they found. And they really had to do like they had to pay a lot.

The people who bought it had to pay a lot of money getting rid of all of these rats. But then they scurried into the homes across the street over the next preceding months. And so you would see literally a rodent or an exterminator in every fucking house in our neighborhood for months on end. These exterminators were just making bills of dollars. And then there was a class action lawsuit. And then I don't know if we were a part of it or not. But I remember it was a class action lawsuit. And so we had this like laundry room.

And the laundry room had these shelves and these two cabinets on them. This was also a very old house. It was actually built in the 20s or 30s. But it was a very nice house. One story, there was no crawl space to it. Yeah. I remember that house. And so, yeah.

And so one day I walked in now and I opened up the cabinet to grab some things. And there was a rat the size of a fucking cat in there. You busted the rats dancing. Yes. I busted the rat. Basically taking control of my house. Signing a mortgage, basically, is what I... It was unbelievable.

This fucking rat was huge. And my dog at the time went abe shit. And it was like, you know, going crazy. And these things were... We could hear them in the middle of the night. Like, you know, making dinner. We could hear them making dinner in the middle of the night. They were like fixing up...

Yeah, I'm going to make some ramen, Bob. What do you want? And then we'd come out and get it back in your room. That's your space. It's our time. Yeah, it's our time. The dogs would always be scurrying and scratching against the, so we had to have this guy come out. And, man, I'll tell you what, it took months, months to exterminate all of those rats.

But here we have one mouse, a mouse. I saw it. So I put a camera up. I see it. And so Astrid is like, let me see the picture. And I'm like, you don't want to see the picture. By the way, the thing is really cute. I actually think it's pretty cute.

Yeah, the little mouse ears. They do have the ears. They have the actual little cup ears. Yeah, like little teacup ears. And they're like, yeah. Teet, teat, teet, teat. Yeah. And listen, he's just looking for a bike to eat, right?

Yeah. But I finally found out where he was coming from and I sealed up the hole. Then I had to call the exterminator to charge me $5,000 to seal up every hole outside of the house, which in a house that was built in the 19, any house. But a house that was built in the 1950s. It's like, it's just like Swiss fucking cheese, you know? So many people have lived here and, you know, punched holes in the walls for this or that's or that. Or you just have these, you know, back in the 50s, the building codes were a little bit different. They were a little lax.

You slapped a couple pieces of cardboard on two, two by fours and called it a house. And a lot of them are still standing today. So, but the point is, my original point was that this is the kind of fucking guard dog that I have going on here. Nico is dead. I'm sure of it. And at night, he passes off into the ether and he comes back. He dies. Literally, I imagine if I'm not looking at him, he doesn't exist.

It's like quantum physics. If I'm not looking at him, he's not existing. Right. But anytime I turn my head. And now he started following. Now he has to have a sweater on 24 hours a day. So he looks like, you know, he looks like Martha fucking Stewart the dog. He does.

And he follows me around all day now. And I'm like, what, Nico, what? Like, what do you want? Why are you whining at me 24 hours a day? But I can't figure out what the dog wants. Maybe he just wants to die. He's like, take me to the vet. What's that smell?

Oh, yeah. Man. Okay. So you're going to get some cut up episodes that we didn't run last year. I started that conversation 26 minutes ago. But anyway, you're going to get some cut up episodes that we didn't run last year while on our break. And we'll be back for season number three in the second week of January. We're so excited about all the new stuff in the new studio that we have coming to you. However, it is Christmas time 2021. And because our fans are our fans and they want what they want, I am about to drive. drop on you. One of the best Christmas presents I know to drop on you. I've been thinking about this. I've debated it in my own head. I've tried to figure out if this is the right thing to do. And at the end of the day, I got some help from some of our fans. I said, what do you think about this? And they all said, for sure. Like, do it, right? You make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some really heavy thing you can do before 10 o'clock. Hi, cats and kittens, Rachel here. Do you ever get the urge to speak endlessly into the void?

like Brian? Well, I've got just the place for you to do that. 212-4333-3-T-CB. That's 212-433-3822. Feel free to call and yell all you want. Tell Brian, I need a race. Complement Chrissy's innate ability to put up with all his shenanigans. Or tell us a little story. The juicier, the better, by the way. We'd love to hear your voice because Lord knows we're done listening to ourselves. Also, give us a follow on your favorite socials. at the commercial break on Insta, TCB podcast on TikTok. And for those of you who like to watch, oh, that came out wrong. We put all the episodes out on video.

YouTube.com slash the commercial break and TCBpodcast.com for all the info on the show. Your free sticker or just to see how pretty we look. Okay, I got to go now. I've got a date with my dog. No, seriously, Axel needs food. Today is pork chop day. I present to you. Part one of the 12.

12 days of Frankie. Ladies and gentlemen, Frankie B is back and he's back with a vengeance. He's posting videos like every third day now. Mispelling words like crazy. Yeah, he's, oh my God. Brian, Brian sent me a picture, a screenshot of one of Frankie's posts.

Videos, yeah. And the words, it was all misspelled. The thumbnail said, How to know you're dating a narcissist with no tea. He spelled narcissists. N-A-R-I-C-I-S-I-S a narcissist. This has got to be one. I mean, he must not have people that have proof.

I have a suspicion. And I don't want to get too big-headed about this. Like, I never, it's hard for me to know if, like, anything we do actually touches the rest of the human race. But there are a lot of people that are using Best to You now and Will the Champ and a couple other people will always send me, like, when they hear Best to You's. Yes. But maybe we're not the first people to use this. I don't know. I'm not claiming to have made that up.

We made it up in our show. It sounded good to us at that time. We had never said it before. But I have a suspicion that Frankie knows that we're doing this. He's tacitly allowing it to happen because his subscriber level has, he's gained a thousand subscribers since we started doing these videos. And I had been following Frankie for a while and he had never gained one subscriber. Like it never happened. I'm not saying that we did it.

I'm saying I have a suspicion. And I know that our fans are posting comments on his YouTube because they're clearly saying things that we said. Right. Okay. So, and I think because we were making fun of how he never said his teas at the end of anything, like he always lost the tea. Like, oh, you know, salon sui. Salon sweet. Sal sui.

Salon sweet. I have a suspicion that Frankie may have done that on purpose. Okay. But it's just a hunch. It's just a hunch. And, you know, someday, I'm sure. Someday we're going to talk to Frankie. We are.

We're going to happen. We've got to. But not yet. It's a goal. Yeah, there's still lots of sweet nectar. 22 goals. I want to suck off the teeth for a few more minutes. 2023 goals.

How's that? We've got to go one more year with Frankie B. And then we'll let the joke kind of sink in. Okay. So are you ready? I'm ready. I was trolling on the internet. As you do.

And I found that Frankie B is back with a series of videos, a series. A series. Not one video, a series of videos. He's been busy. And the name of the series is how to know that you're trapped in your relationship, right? How do you know how to know your dating, how to know your relationship as a trap is basically how you put it. If you're asking, that's the first step. Probably.

But again. Am I trapped? Frankie, yeah. Frankie's going to go through a series of bullet points, none of which makes sense, circular conversation. And he's going to give you advice that you're never going to use. It's Frankie projecting his past bad relationships onto the YouTube channel, right? Here we go. I'm so excited about this.

This is the first in four videos that we're going to do with Frankie Video. Frankie Video. Frankie Video. Ah, I'm Frankie Video. Come down to Frankie Video. You want to whack off? We got porn. You got kids?

We got cartoons. You want snuff films? Don't tell anybody. I got them in the back. Frankie Video. In today's video, dating advice for both men and women in their 50s and 60s. Now, you're probably looking at me like I'm some kind of a lunatic. Yes, we are.

How did you know? How did you know? Do we really need dating advice in our 50s and 60s? Yes, you do. Because it's a different animal out there. And we're going to talk about that animal right now. That animal is a rat? Have you ever heard of a Maramparomp?

Have you heard of a Velociraptor? Dating's like a Velociraptor. You've got to be careful out there. Rock it. What did Frankie get so fancy? What is this all about? Well, he's had the car thing going on for a little while. His hair is grown out too.

Yeah, his hair's grown out. He's gotten skinnier. He's gotten tanner. He's gotten older. He's got wrinkles now. He's got a lot of wrinkles. But so do I. So I'm not.

Frankie, if you really got some advice, I'll take it. If you got some actual advice, I'll take it. But he has this really, he used to have this really cool song at the beginning,

like this really cool rock and roll. Not really cool, but sounded like puddle of mud, but we liked it. We did. We pictured him going around the bars. Yeah, like, blasting it out.

Get a visit a bit, now you want to have a bit. Something about the weekend. Something about the weekend. That's right. But now he's got this weird, like, you know, I don't know.

what do they call it gayrage i think they call it gay raj is the style of music gayrage yeah is the style of the music that they have and it's just i don't think it fits frankie b i'm telling frankie go back to the old song what happened he probably got into an argument with the band that created that song you do not have permission to use our song in your lay-in-ass videos either that or frankie got into ecstasy over the last two months one of the two things that could be part of it he was down in mexico what is going out everybody and welcome to today's video if this is your first time here both men and women my name is Frank Bernardo this channel is geared for all guys in their 50s and 60s who

want to up their game look and feel better about themselves in grooming fitness fashion and lifestyle at any time and roofing and additionally salon suez during this video if you like it do me a favor hit the subscribe button all right so you don't miss my next videos and You know what? If you can, give the video a like. That's a little thumbs up right down up over here. Because... Do you really have to explain what the like button is on YouTube, Frankie?

If you like it, let me tell you something. Go to your www. YouTube.com and like the video. Oh, wait, they're already on YouTube? Okay. All right. Let me back up a little bit. There's a little thumbs up on the bottom.

You see that little on and off button on the back of your computer? If you like this video, turn it on and watch it. the video. What do you think? That would help this channel grow, and I would greatly appreciate it. So, okay, getting into the topic of today's video, it's dating advice. You know, for guys, we're concentrating mostly on men in their 50s and 60s. When anyone I'm watching, okay, again, I'm going to welcome and relish any comments you have.

So he's going to relish your comments. I'm going to relish your comments and your, and your mustard. Can I get my hot dog with onions? You know, you can agree? You're going to disagree with me? Give me a comment. Throw it in the comment box below, okay? So that's two things he's telling you how to do on YouTube.

You see that little thumbs up right there? That means good. You see the little comment box? That's where you leave comments. Sweet. This has been Frankie B for YouTube tutorial. I don't know why YouTube should hire this guy. It's an open platform and it's a fun platform.

And what? It's an open platform. It's a fun platform. I'm getting slaughtered. I'm getting raped out of here, guys. No one likes me. Who's this commercial break? What's that all about?

I don't even have commercial breaks in my videos. I don't understand. YouTube has yet to monetize me. Why should you trust me what I'm telling you here? Well, because I'm not sitting behind my desk reading material on, you know, what you need to do what you don't need to do when you're... I'm not actually doing research. I actually don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

I'm not keeping up on all the latest trends. Hey, Chrissy, you know why you should trust me? Because I don't do research. I know you're having a problem with your vagina. You know why you should trust me as your new gynecologist? Because I don't do research. I'm not sitting around reading books. I'm actually in there digging around, figuring thing out.

That's why. That's why I want to welcome you. to my new franchise opportunity. Frankie B's. Frankie's got a college. He's gotacology sweets. Sweease. Who wants to go build a whole facility

with a bunch of tools and medicine? Doctors. I can do it for half to cost. You know what I'll do? I'll find you a real nice place. We'll get one of those leg spreaders, whatever they call up. You just dig right in.

Find something wrong. Let people know. See it, say it. You know what I'm saying? Oh, God. You're dating in your 50s and 60s. I'm actually out there living it day to day. So, I mean, the best advice is someone who experiences to day-to-day operations in dating.

What do you get within the first month of dating? What comes in the second month? What do you get three, four, and five? Why just all those other experts? I'm literally writing a book. I don't know how to write, but I literally have this. a paper follows me around what happened in the first month well i got dumped five times oh my god frankie what are you talking about i know he's really prefacing that yeah you don't have to preface anything

frankie we we already trust you as the expert yeah in dating over 50 and under 40 over 50 year olds dating under 30 year olds we already trust you in that we got you months okay because there's there's all different levels and all different platforms updating and all different things that you're both going to go. It's like a video game. It's like Zelda. There's all different levels and platforms and scores and rules and you got to keep track of them. And if there's one guy who knows about this, it's me.

Listen, the judge told me to stay 50 yards away. That's a rule. It's a level. It's a platform. Once you go in front of a judge, you're a judge. you're at a whole different dating level. You know what I'm saying? If you get ghost, if you get ghost, then you're at level one.

Ghost. If you go, ghost. That's right, ghost. Not ghost did. That's a whole different word. Leave off the tea entirely. Ghost. If you get ghosts, you know what that means.

If you had to go in front of a judge, that's level two. Things are getting serious. If you actually spend time in a penitentiary, well, now you're at the best level of dating ever. Gives you time to relax. and talk with other dating experts about what they do. It's a finishing school for dating jail. And are you prepared to handle it? Do you know what's coming?

Well, in today's video, I'm going to tell you what's coming. All right. So if you're ready. All right. All right. He says it like your uncle. Yeah. He says it like your uncle.

Don't tell your dad. I sold you the spot. All right. Do I know or do I know or do I know? Do I know or do I know? No, no, no. It's like that friend of your dad's that sold you cocaine. Don't tell your dad.

All right. Yeah, got you, Bob. You guys mind if I hang around for a while and do a couple lines? I don't have plans for tonight. No, we're good. Thanks, Bob. Are you sure? I'll drive you around.

Designated driver, you want some money? You need a few extra dollars? I'll get you into the club. some beer. No, that's okay, Bob. Thanks. Oh, man, I thought that cocaine is going to get me into the party. Ready, without further ado, let's roll. Tip number one on dated advice for guys in their 50s and 60s, women too. So let's let's put a number. Let's say you're a man 60 years old, okay? I'm 60 years old. What do we want out there? Okay. 40-year-olds. 20-year-olds. Someone 20 years younger.

Naturally, okay, we're going to go out. after a younger woman. All right. I was right. Let's face it. If it's too harsh a words for you, I apologize. And then women out there, you don't like it. You know, too bad.

Those are. What a daft touch. What a gentle daft touch, Frankie has with the ladies. Welcome, ladies. And if you don't like it, too bad. Go fuck yourself, Janine. Telling you. You already got alimony.

What else do you want? The babysitter was hot. What did you want me to do? You hired her. I'm waiting for him to like spill the guts. I'm waiting for him to tell the real backstory about why he's so angry. Those are the facts of life. Guys are going to go after a younger woman.

Now, I'm going to ask you some guys, all right? If you're going to go after a younger woman, let's use a number as a 50-year-old, all right? Oh, come on. We know what you really mean. By the way, you've already said this in multiple videos. But, you know, we know what you really mean. A 60-year-old, when they're talking about a younger woman, They're not talking about someone that's 55.

No. Because that's not a younger woman at 55 years old. When you're 60, it's, I always think that they're like, age differences are spatial. And let me explain. When you're two, someone who's four is a lifetime ahead of you, right? They're literally a lifetime ahead of you. When you're 15, a 21-year-old is way ahead of you. They're doing so many more things than you could ever do.

They've lived an entire lifetime worth of maturity based than you do. When you get my age, when you get in your mid-30s, when you get in your mid-30s, the age difference just starts to dissipate, right? It doesn't make that big of a difference whether I'm hanging out with a 25-year-old or a 55-year-old because we've all been there. We've all kind of lived our lives, right? Now, a 17-year-old and a 35-year-old is a huge difference. But when you get to 60, a five-year-age difference is nothing. 60. 50 to 60. Yeah. It doesn't seem like a lot. No. So when you're saying that you want a younger woman, we know what you mean. You want a girl in her 20s. That's what you're talking about, Frankie. You just don't want to say it on YouTube for fear you make a deep platform.

It's a fun platform, too. It's a fun platform, but they'll take you off. Lickety Split. Just ask my uncle. He can't get his back. Ancient Chinese Bernardo. Ancient Chinese Bernardo secret. If you're 60 and you are going to seek a 50-year-old, is that obtainable? It is. But guys, okay, I want to talk to you a little bit here, right? If you're looking for a woman in their 50s, all right? All right. All right.

You know, I'm talking about think, think, think. 50s, 50s, 5, 5 equals 2. You know, I'm talking about think, think, think, think, think. Think, think. If I give you that secret wink, think, think, think. think, think, think. You know what that means. That's right.

Subtack 30 years. Frankie, it's Mr. Franchise. Come over to the franchise, Frankie. You're an asshole. Daughter's friends. Pretending like she still lives in the dorm with you. Stop lying to the college. You don't go there, Frankie.

Frankie, you're getting too old for this shit. Come over to the franchise where we have rules. Levels and rules. Unlike Wee, We Wednesday. Frankie, I'm keeping an eye on you. I already smell bullshit. This video is only six and a half minutes deep. By the way, your intro is lame, Frankie.

Where did you buy that music? Songs are us. At the franchise, we can afford the Beatles, Frankie. That's why we're better. I see you're up to three views per video. At the franchise, we get millions. But don't let that stop you from Frankie B's salon Sweens With their wee-wee-wee-Swee Wednesday

Who do you think you're fooling, Frank? For someone that owns a salon, you need a haircut, Frank. What kind of lotion are you using in your hair? Crisco? Is that Helmins in your hair, Frank? That's why we have rules at the franchise. Dukes is good on your sandwich. Not in your bangs.

Oh, I love when Mr. Franchise shows up. Mr. Franchise is great. I'll put a link to the video up here in YouTube.com slash the commercial break. But if you want to know about Mr. Franchise, he's in our last Frankie B video. He made an appearance as Frank was talking about his business venture, Frankie B's salon, or Frank Bernardo's salon suites and why it's better than the franchise. And he said, that's why Mr. Franchise.

So Mr. Franchise made an appearance. Woman is looking for someone, another mate, a man younger than them, believe it or not, or the same age at the worst, maybe two years more. The same age. At the worst. At the worst two years more? What? The word.

God, Frankie. That's the other thing. Frankie is, well, while there may be some valid advice here, it's hard to sift through, right? What is the advice? He's not giving advice. He said point number one. Guys want to date girls and their... That's not advice.

That's just a fact. And by the way, that's just human nature. You're not giving advice. Here's some advice, Frankie. Give some advice, Frankie. You're looking for a 50 year old, right? I'm going to tell you something right now. You better be phenomenal shape.

You better your grooming. It's got to be on par. If you want to make up for that small dick, let me tell you these five things you got to do. You better smell good. You better be fit. You better have a nice car. And you better be ready to pay a lot of money at dinner.

Because she's ordering due stakes to meet up for the meat. She's missing in the bedroom. Yes. You're a loser. Thanks for coming to Frankie's. Come on, join the community. We're on a bunch of fun over here. And about you.

The way you dress, you know, how else are you going to get a younger girl? You have to be the exception to the rule out there. You got to be that older guy that the woman looks at and goes, oh, my God, look at this guy. You got to be that older guy that. don't. I'm living proof of that. Don't have to be that good looking to get a younger woman. Yeah. What is he talking about?

Yeah. He just goes on a rant. Okay, you're probably wondering why I, Rachel, have taken over the voice duties at TCB. It's pretty simple. Astrid asked me to shut Brian up, even for a minute. Well, lovely Astrid, your wish is my command. Do you want to help Astrid too?

You know you do. Leave a message for her, or me or Chrissy, at two. 212 4333-3-3-T-B. That's 212433-3822. You can be on the show too. Mm-hmm. Just call and say something. Anything.

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They think it's your only 50 when you are 60 or 52 when you're 60. Well, how do you do that? Well, obviously, guys, okay, it's taking care of yourself. It's working out, great skincare routine. It's the way you dress. It's the way you carry yourself. It's your moxie. It's your style, right?

It's your wallet. It's your belt. It's your shoes. It's the home you live in. It's the way that you talk to people. I mean, I think we've all been there in our lives where we've been to a bar or a place or whatever where you're just like, whoa, there are just a bunch of older people out, like checking each other out. There used to be this place in Knoxville that was called Michaels. And, I mean, it was where everybody went.

Like, it was just a checkout. It's an older checkout scene. The Knoxville Johnny's Hideaway. It is the Johnny's Hideaway. Yes. And he is totally in that mix. It's so cheesy. For those you that don't know

and you come to Atlanta, you have to go to Johnny's Hideaway because it's this place that plays a mix of music and has a mix of entertainment from bands and every fucking night without fail. It is absolutely packed. And there are people that just turned 21 today

and people who turned 1201 a year ago and they are all mixing and mingling smoking cigarettes and having a great time, short and cocaine, whatever they're doing. It's a place where all ages. drugs are involved in these places. Oh, for sure. Probably one square of that floor at Johnny's Hideaway.

It's a kilo of cocaine. That's right because it's the light up squares on the floor. Yeah, the light up squares. I just imagine that there's been cocaine. I, never mind. I'm not going to tell the story, but listen, Johnny's hideaway is a place where I can see Frankie B. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Well, you can't dare by the way he moves is what. I can see Frankie. Look at my body. Oh, here comes that asshole again. Hey, Janine, get the straight jacket ready. Frankie's back. He's got a soundtrack playing in his head. It's a puddle of mud.

I'll be your Superman, or whatever the fuck that song is. What did he, what did puddle of mud even sing? I don't remember. I don't know. Okay. All right. Back to Frankie. If you don't have any of the above that I just talked about, you're not going to get it.

You're not even. even get a look. Forget the pussy. Go home. What does he say? You don't have. See, again, this is not advice. It's if you don't have it.

So, okay, give it to us. From a 50-year-old. So, now let's talk about the other areas of concerns when you're going with a 50-year-old. Right. If most of your erection. What are you talking about? The other areas, I've already intimidated by this. He just said if you don't have these.

If you don't have any of these. Let's talk about a 50-year-old. Yeah, now let's talk about a 50-year-old. 50-year-olds, what do they have? It's called luggage, baggage, okay? Baggage. What is that? It's children.

It's called saggy tics. If you've got children, get the fuck out there. Oh, my God, Frankie, you just went from telling guys, what are you talking about? Where did this go? Frankie, what happened to linear thinking? Humans have been doing it since the early thousands. What's wrong with your brain? I mean, he just literally said if you've got children, it's baggage.

Oh, my God. Children, they suck. Little shitheads. All right. 99% of all 50-year-olds still have children. Still have children. Still do. Still.

When do you get rid of them? Still, think about that word you just said. 99% of women still. still have children. They haven't gotten rid of them yet. Come to Frankie's D-children. You need to get rid of your children. Hi, I'm Frankie B.

I wanted to let you know. Welcome to Frankie B's D-Childering franchise. You want to get one of those kids? I'll help you do that. Living in the house. So guys, if you're not prepared for children and their opinions and how they can dictate a relationship don't even go there because they're going to have that.

I imagine they would have that. Of course. If I'm a child too and I see Frank Benarro coming to date, my mother, I'm having an opinion. Yeah. I'm going to have some opinions. Chrissy, stay far away from Frankie B. He's going to take your mother for a ride.

Tell your mother to ghost him immediately. Ghosts. Ghosts. I'd like to buy a tea, Pat. Is there a tea, Vanna? Here, Frankie, here's $12. Go buy a couple teas. Oh, my God.

Okay, here we go. Go out, you can get excited. You could think it's going to work, but ultimately, it won't. Because 99% of the women out there, they're going to listen to their children and not you. The children are going to dictate the relationship, not you.

The children are going to tell the mother, I don't like him. And the mother is going to listen because they still have those ties. I mean, he's speaking from experience. He knows. He's got it. He prefaced it at the very beginning. Like, I'm not reading books about this. I'm actually out there living.

And many, many women have told me goodbye because their children didn't like me. You know how many dates I've lost because of children? Stinking. I hate children, even my own. Do you know how many dates I've lost because of my own children? Not because they told me not to go out of the woman. They told the woman not to go out with me. My own children.

I don't know what I did wrong to them. I only cheated on their mother a couple of times. I only dated the babysitter twice. If you're not prepared for all the above, don't even look at a 50-year-old. Jim number two, on dating. Wait, we're only on number two. God, number one was really long. There was a lot of stuff in there.

I hope this video is not too many bullet points. We might have to roll this into another day of Frankie. Of course, we're on the 12 days of Frankie. We're only on day number one. Yeah. I already can't follow him. In your 50s and 60s. And this is one that I had to learn the hard way.

Oh. A couple of times. You know, when you first meet that woman, let's say you get the. younger woman, you're excited. It's like, oh, man, what can I do to impress her? You've got half a hearty.

Your penis is more erect than it's been in years and it's a quarter of the way. You almost got your engine started. You're so excited. You're like, mm. I'm going to fucking... He did the second year as hands.

I wonder how long it's going to take me to fuck up this one. You're willing to just throw everything at her. Okay, listen, guys, back your ass off. Slow down. One of the biggest mistakes guys make when they do get that younger woman, they don't want a loser. They're so excited. So they tire up in the basement.

Oh, no, that's just me? Hello? Well, he said he had to learn it a couple of times. Hard way. What exactly did he do? I mean, I'm picturing. I'm so curious. Like half a bottle of cologne.

Yeah, half a bottle of cologne. Crazy rented sports cars. Two or three Viagra a day where he's just got a raging propriism. Hey, listen, I know you're only 22 and you shouldn't have to deal with stuff like this, but I think I have to go to the hospital. I can't get rid of my raging heart on it. I think I might have OD on Viagra. Uh, hey, do you mind going to buy me some fiber? Can you give me some fiber one and some prunes while you're in there?

Thanks. I haven't shit. I'm all bogged up. You know what I mean? Impressed. Well, what do you do? You want to just shower them with gifts right away. You want to take them on vacations.

You want to show them what you're all about. Hey, guys, slow down. Back your ass up. Back your ass up. Settle down. You don't want to smother them with your car the first day you meet him. Frankie, I love you, man. You're so good.

You're so good for the commercial break. Oh, my God. It's gold. It's like we found our, I don't know, we found the butter that belongs on our bread. All that stuff for at least minimum, three to four months down the line. You have to give this time. There's a lot of women out there. You know what?

You got to be very careful, guys, because they may go out with you. They may tell you what you want to hear. Then they're going to steal your money. Then they're going to take your wallet in the middle of the night. But in actuality, they don't mean it. They're unsure, but they're kind of hanging around. They're probably still on the dating websites, waiting for something better to come along. You know, Frankie, how many times this has?

Yeah, this has happened. Oh, Frankie. I know. He came on too strong. Yeah, came on too strong. Yeah. I think your persona's a little much, if I'm going to be honest. They did a Google search.

They found these videos. That's right. Of course they're still on the dating app. Yeah. They're going to stick there. They probably have a file open on you, too. It's some private detective. Unless you really, really feel her love, right?

unless you feel her love, just do yourself a favor in the first month, month or two, put your money and keep it in your pocket, right? Do all the right things. Take her out, whine and dine her. You can send her flowers, not right away. They don't like that. You know, maybe after a month or two, you... That's not true.

That doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Now, of course, if you meet someone on a blind, date, you don't send them flowers the next morning unless you've slept together. Here's the deal. If you like someone, and this is coming from a girl, if I like someone and someone send me flowers, fantastic. If I liked someone, I mean, if I went on a date with someone and they were creepy as shit and then they sent me flowers, yeah, and I'm not like it. I'd throw them in the trash. Yeah, but. That's weird. But this is really bad advice. And it's not, like, Frankie, not every woman that ever lived on the universe is looking for your money. No. That's not true.

Are there gold diggers out there on both sides of the aisle, my friend? They exist everywhere. There's lots of gold diggers everywhere, dude. And you know what? Maybe you get taken once or twice. Well, maybe that's why you don't concentrate on looks, which is what all he's doing is. No, now you're taking it too far, holy. Stop.

What are you doing? If you don't like it too bad. Too bad. If you don't like what I'm saying, go fuck yourself. You're welcome to comment down below. I'll accept the good and the bad. I'll just delete the bad. Fun platform.

It's a fun platform. It's fun for the whole family. It's fun for the whole family except my daughters who are currently freaking out over my YouTube channel. You can do that. You know, you start splashing all the stuff at them right away. They could be doing two things, all right? They can be taking advantage of you or they can like you. All right.

But if you're not feeling it, if you're not feeling it. Feeling. That was not a sound bite. That was Brian. Feeling it. Feeling it. Well, is that, Frankie? Oh, my God.

He's feeling it. He's feeling it. He's feeling it. The car no war is getting to his head. Right here, if you're the one always, you know, giving her the nice gestures of how nice she looks and I love your hair. Your outfit looks fantastic tonight. And she's not precipicating. Is she not?

Percipicating? What the fuck does precipicating? Oh, yeah, okay. If she's not raining on you, look out. Here comes the precipitation. It's not even the chance of precipitation. Seeing the same things back to you.

You get it? There's a reason why. Because she doesn't like you, right? She can say, well, I need time. You know, this is a lot for me. she's not the right person. All right? If they're talking that way,

there's obstacles, okay? Obstacles. This is definite first-hand experience. Yeah, Frankie is, this is a... I need some time. I need... This is too much for me. No problem.

How long? 20, 30 minutes? I got to go take a shit anyway. Let me know and I'll let you out of those handcuffs. This is 60. I'm guessing he's 60. In his 60s?

Yes. This is 60 plus years of dating trauma that Frankie has now made a whole YouTube channel. Yes. Is my assumption. Listen, we all have dating trauma. I get it. But I think a therapist might be a better place to work this out. You're just giving horrible, nondescript advice.

And it's so transparent. Like, if you listen to Frankie long enough, you start to put the pieces of the puzzle together. He's obviously been divorced. He's been burned many times. People have said that they love him and they don't love him, you know. But then again, you know, Frankie's a certain kind of. of personality you really I don't know.

I mean, you know, I think this might have worked back in the 80s, right? But I'm not so sure it's like, or the 70s. He would have been a perfect candidate for the love connection. Perfect. Perfect. Spot on. I would be very careful.

So guys, what I'm trying to do right here is I'm probably trying to save you a lot of money that you're going to unnecessarily spend in the beginning, at least weight minimum. Two, I mean, two is even scarce for me. I would say three months to really get the feel of that woman before you. Let's pause for a second here because let me break it down here. So Frankie is saying it's okay to spend money whining and dining. Yes. And it's okay to get in their flowers here and there. That's fine. So what was he doing in the first month? What sides way? Did you buy somebody a car? I mean, was he going like immediately let's go on vacation? I have a feeling Frankie's dating a lot of strippers.

It's what's going on. Let me take in a trip. Put the ones back in your pocket, guys. Save it for the third time you're at the dance club. I think Frankie's having a relationship with a dance or he thinks he's having a relationship with a dancer. We all know those guys. We know a guy. Well, what if he tried to do? Seriously, take somebody on a trip in the first few weeks? Well, number one, number two, what other kind of money are you spending on somebody? Yeah, you're buying them a car, you're signing on a mortgage? What are you doing?

A salon suite? A salon suite? You start spending a lot of money at her. So tip number three, and I love this one. Have you ever been in a relationship with a girl? She goes, oh, I don't like your hair. I like a short. I don't like your face

Let's go to the plastic surgeon Man, I got bit by that one Do your foretimes Oh my God Have you heard this one? I think you're ugly I just wanted to come out and say it I know it's only our first date

I know we just met five minutes ago I don't like your air I don't like anything about you. Let's change it. Let's change it all. See how I feel. Oh, poor Frankie. I'm starting to have empathy now.

Like I'm like, did you really hear this? No, I have never heard from a woman that I have just, of course, I don't have hair, so maybe I wouldn't hear that. But I have never heard from a woman. I never said that to any man. I have never said that to a man. You don't see that in the first couple of years you may date somebody. Right. Or whatever.

Marriage. That's when you say, that's when you say, hey, Brian. You got a fat ass. You might want to get back to running. Oh, poor Frankie. Oh, poor guy. I don't like that shirt. Why are you wearing that?

That coat you just bought. Why doesn't he have a hood? That's not dressing. Those jeans you got. Why do they have a zipper? Put that thing away. I don't want that. It's me, Mr. Franchise.

Why are those jeans so blue? Frankie, I don't like anything about you. Why are you existing? Oh, my God. Oh, Frankie. Why does that coat have a hood? Why does that coat have a hood? I don't know.

That's how they made it. What are you talking about? Oh, my God. Why are it? Wow. It's too much. Way too much. What are you talking about? Yeah. Why is that hat on your head?

I hate that shirt. I hate your hair. Hate that shirt. Hey your eyes. Your eyebrows. I hate everything about you. What are they doing, right? What they're doing? They're telling you they don't like you. That's what they're doing. You should run. Guys, is they're comparing you to obviously the person in their last relationship. The person. What are you talking about? No, this is just with someone that's mean and you need to leave. Yeah.

That they're used to. If they start telling you what to wear, how to dress, why are you doing this? This and that, okay, I would be very skeptical about that because she's trying to. You would? No shit. Really, Frankie? That's one of the red flags that you'd have is if someone starts telling you they don't like anything about you. Yeah.

Including the fact that your coat has a hood. on it. Fuck. I'm going to talk to a diverse attorney. A diverse. Precipitation. Precipification. Presiccation.

Mold you. And then if you comply, if you can comply once, then she's going to do it again and again and again. What are they doing? They're trying to turn you into the same person. last relationship, but only they're hoping you got a better attitude, all right? What? I love this.

I love this. You're going to take care of them better. When I say take care of them, I'm not talking monetarily. I'm just talking about making them the little. I'm talking about it in the sack with your cock. Princess, putting them on the pedestal, right? But if that happens to you, I would be very very. very careful because it's not, it's not going to stop.

So just be leery of that. Watch how they talk to you. Watch and see if they're trying to mold you into the prior relationship. Okay. First of all, you can't watch how someone talks. I'm just going to let you know that. You've got to listen to them. But second of all, this is some of the worst.

Did we get any advice, actually? Did we get any advice? Did you hear anything? I didn't hear one piece of advice another. entire video. Just to look out for if they're telling you they don't like a coat with a hood. Yeah, don't spend any money before four weeks. And if they tell you your face is ugly, don't worry about it. If they're cheating on you, be careful. That's not advice. That's common sense. Oh, Frankie. Oh, man, poor guy. We got 12 more days of this. He's done a number. He had somebody do a couple people

do a number on him. Yeah, he certainly has. Well, you know, listen, you get up there in the age. like I am and you've been through a few rocky roads and you know what you like and what you like and what you don't like. And only if you're lucky enough do you get an angel like Astrid that comes along and saves your ass from certain destruction. That's right. That's for sure. Oh, 12 days of Frankie. We'll be back next time with another episode with Frankie B. And then don't forget, Hodeon are going to be taking the last week in December and the first week in January.

Did you just call me Astrid? I almost called you Astrid. I almost calls you, I call Jeff. I call Jeff and you, I'll be like, Brian, Jeff. Oh, really? Does he get upset? No. Oh, he doesn't?

Okay. Oh, there's a sunglasses. I'll be wearing fun glasses for our next show. Oh, yeah. She's always going to be wearing sunglasses for the Christmas shows. Just know that. TCB Podcast.com. Go there.

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Oh my gosh, what's that? Oh my gosh. Brian hit the wrong button. But anyway, we say this with love and with kindness and to everyone out there. Even the ones with baggage, aka children. Luggage. Until next time, we must say bye. Bye.

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