The Commercial Break - TCB Classic: The Meta Best Of Frankie B!

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

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and probably much needed, there is no way in hell you're getting a new episode of The Commercial Break today. There's 13 of them that we just did over the weekend, so go listen to one if not all of those if you haven't already. To be frank, TCB's Endless Day kind of went off without a hitch. That is very much unlike anything we have ever done outside of the box. Well, let's be honest, inside the box too. Usually the episodes of the commercial break don't go all that well either.

But Chrissy and I just want to say thank you one more time to the hundreds of comments and text messages, phone calls, and well wishes from across the states and across the world, if you will. Yes, that's right. One guy in India texted in to tell me I was doing such a good job, he read my resume and has a job for me where I make over $10,000 an hour. And if I wasn't obligated contractually to do this show, it's likely I'd take him up on the offer.

When I asked the new encyclopedia of The Commercial Break, ChatTCB, what is the most talked about and requested topic on the commercial break? Coming in at number three was our good friend, Frankie B. It's no surprise that during the endless day, we got a lot of text messages early in the day asking us if and when we would touch on Frankie B. And we did toward the end. And while there hasn't exactly been a waterfall of new content from Frankie B, We did get a few short videos from him over the last month However, there was a time in Frankie's history and in the commercial breaks history when there was a new video out almost daily as my Grandfather said that made for good groceries and Chrissy and I ate on those groceries and ate on those groceries and ate on those groceries

So when I asked chat TCB if I was to run a classic episode to give the listeners exactly what they want, it referred me to this episode, episode number 73, which is kind of meta, because episode number three is a best of TCB, maybe one of our first. And the best of is all about Frankie B. It's essentially all the segments of Frankie B. that we had done up until that point in one episode. So at the expense of being meta meta, I am gonna run that episode almost unedited. So everything you hear after this intro is from early 2021. I will only adjust it in two ways. I will cut out the old phone numbers so you don't call them, and I will add in Rachel's liners, where she tells you where to go currently,

so you're not texting some guy in Iowa named John who won't give me my phone number back. Anyway, that's a joke you won't get unless you listen to TCB's Endless Day. I'm gonna be screaming right in your face from the very start of this episode, and excuse the audio quality, because in 2021, we are a long way from where we are today. We will be back tomorrow with a

brand new episode of The E-Commercial Break. Until then, bye. What is going on everybody? Whoa! What's going on everybody? I've been taking steroids since I was 27 years old and I just did two lines of cocaine and I took some Red Bull right before I got out of here. Welcome to another video. If you're new here, welcome.

My name is Frank Bonardo. That's two welcomes in one minute. Just want to let you know that. This channel is here. Frank Bonardo is who we're listening to. I just, I want to make sure that we know who we're listening to. I want to do a double welcome.

Yeah. Welcome. I'd like to welcome everybody. We want to welcome you. How welcoming can we be? Welcome. Just say welcome. For all guys out there, 50 and above,

who want to up their game, look and feel better about themselves. So gentlemen, at any time during a video, if you like what you see, if you find it informational, hell, if you even get a good laugh out of it, do me a favor, give it one of these and hit the subscribe button. Not only don't want to subscribe, but I'm horny. I'm just horny because of this guy talking. I want you to know that Frank's chant, if you can find Frank Bernardo's channel on YouTube,

he's got many, many videos. He, like his, I can't, you can't see it because you're listening to this on a podcast unless you're watching YouTube and I can't play it because it's someone else's YouTube video. I mean, I guess I could, but he has a channel and he focuses on entertainment, fitness, food, women, grooming, fashion, styling.

Men with low T. Men with low T and he reptiled his function. This guy, his opening montage has all, it just comes up and it says, Frank Bernardo, fashion, Frank Bernardo, grooming, fashion expert. He's an all around expert on everything over 50 if you have a dick. Here we go. So you don't miss my upcoming videos.

So guys, you found this video for a reason, all right? Maybe you are suspecting your wife is cheating, and does it happen? Absolutely, you see. Absolutely, absolutely. Is your wife cheating on you? Absolutely, you found this video for a Absolutely. You found this video for a reason You found this video for a reason your wife asked for a divorce. Yes

Unfortunately, we always get labeled as a cheaters. But guess what our wives are actively cheating as well It's just like a huge assumption to make like maybe mean he'll be talking to me and Henry? I think he's talking to everybody. Oh, well, that doesn't even bring Henry into this conversation because then we got two fucknuts talking at the same time. Oh yeah, there's sexting other guys, they're going on dates, they're having full-blown affairs. Guys, she- Wait, women are having full-blown affairs?

Is this true? Not in my country! This guy's out of his mind. What is he talking about? Women are sexting and having sex on the first... Women do not even have phones. This is crazy talk. This is crazy business. This guy is out of his gourd. Keep going. I'm having a good laugh over here. Okay, okay.

Cheating is cheating. If you feel there's something... Cheating is not cheating. Let me tell you something. Cheating is a way to a better marriage if you're a man and cheating is... It does not even a thing. I don't think there's a word for it in my country if a woman's doing it. I think it's called jail. That's what it's called, jail. Not quite right. Come on guys. Use your head. You got instinct. You're feeling in your gut. Chances are she's cheating on you. If you know the size of a cheating wife, you can figure out what to do before the bad news hits you.

Wait, all that. You can figure out what to do before the bad news hits you. If you find out your wife is cheating, you can find out what to do before you find out your wife is cheating. You can literally roll black the hands of time. I'm gonna show you how to time travel right now. Nothing like a paranoid husband.

This guy sounds like a mix between Alex Jones and dr. Phil And he's saying it as if all women are cheating women are out there sex messaging. They're having full-blown affair They're literally sucking dick on the street corner going on Your wife's vagina is getting pounded right now in the gym, and you don't even know it this guy sounds like he's been through many failed Marriages by the way I'm just making an, Frank. I'm sorry if I'm wrong. Now further ado, let's get into tip number one that you might have a cheating wife. You disappeared from her social media. There used to be pictures of you and her.

I would say that Frank's probably right about this. If you are not on her social media anymore, and you're not... Now it's a new dude. Yeah. It's the mother guy. If you've been replaced by another guy on social media, your wife's probably having an affair. With that guy. You probably also missed the divorce proceedings, or the paperwork still in the mail.

I mean, come on, Frank. What are you talking about? Now listen to how Frank talks about social media. This just cracks me up vacations daily stuff grandkids children He's got grandkids with another wife If your wife has grandkids you don't know about she's probably cheating on you You don't say, Frank. Tell you it isn't so.

Whoa. All of a sudden, you're gone. Why's that? You're being ghost. You're being ghost. By your wife. You're being ghost. It's ghosted, Frank.

It's ghosted, not you're being ghosted. What is this? I love Nico. Is this an episode of Casper? I know. If you have Nico on your homepage, you're being ghost. What is this? Is episode of Casper? I know If you have Nico on your homepage You're getting cheated on Your wife is having an affair with a ghost dog

She's literally taking it up the ass from a dog that doesn't exist Why is that? Well, she wants to appear single. She wants to appear that she's not having a relationship. That's always a monster sign is if you get ghosts, if you get ghosts on social media, you're getting cheated on social media. Chances are she wants to appear single and something's up. Number two that your wife might be cheating on you. We were just on one. Yeah, we were just on one. We were just on one. Okay, now we're going to two.

I felt like we had like five different things in there. Those videos only four minutes long, by the way. But the second I started watching it, Hoadley, I was just like, I was sitting here at midnight last night, laughing out loud. I'm sure my children woke up because I was laughing out loud at this guy.

These videos are, they're all precious. We're gonna have to check in with Frank many times. This is the beginning of a fruitful relationship with Frank. I love you, Frank. Call me 470-584-8449. Leave a message. Look at her cell phone, gentlemen. Now, she's always had the ringer volume up on loud,

which I'm sure she had for years, especially if you have kids and you're out at a restaurant, you're out at a function, she's gonna wanna hear that phone ring. And then all of a sudden, I mean... Hold on. If your wife has ears, she's cheating on you. Wait, I mean, the assumption that all women want their phone on loud all the time, and then all of a sudden she starts turning her ringer

to silent, in a restaurant? In a restaurant. I mean, all the time she's courteous, and she's cheating. If you're watching Ave Maria at the local orchestra and she's turned her phone off, you're fucked, man. Call the divorce attorney. Quick, take a picture and post it to Facebook.

That's right The two of you cuz you're been ghost I Dated this girl. She never called me back. I got ghost ghosted Put an ED back there you fucked one He's okay. Let me continue cuz he he's he's funny in and of himself We probably didn't make notice that that phone has been on the silent mode for quite a while. So she switched. There's a reason why.

Cause she doesn't want you asking questions. I thought you were gonna say she doesn't want you assholes. If your wife doesn't want you. Asking questions. If your wife doesn't like you, it's like what you're being cheated on. She doesn't want you asking questions. Then just the audacity.

I mean, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. He says, if your wife has her ringer on and then she turns it off. This sounds like his personal story. It is his personal story. Of course it is. Look how charged up this guy is. I mean, again, he's been on steroids

and cocaine since the eighties. He's been ghost. Yeah, you should see this guy. He is just like built like a rock house. I bet a thousand dollars he's from Chicago with that accent. Hi guys, guys hi guys he sounds like my mom he's like the male version of my mom so that ringer is on the silent mode chances are she's hiding something if you are in a function she's hiding the

ringtone cuz she doesn't want to hear it you right idiot everyone turns on and off the ringer that's not a thing it not a thing. Mine's off right now in the studio. If I am... I'm cheating on you. Mine's probably off. I should check that. You're cheating on me. If I turn off my ringer, if you're having an affair, I'm not saying that I am, but if you're having an affair, it's not about turning on and off the ringer. It's really not.

You're missing the whole fucking point, Frank. It's about not calling them're missing the whole fucking point, Frank. It's about not calling them, you know, not making evidence whatsoever, right? You have a secret phone number, like 470-584-8449. Call me, Frank. I want to talk to you live on air. If you are at a restaurant and you see her fidgeting on that phone a little bit, all right, she grabs it, you don't hear a ring, she hears something, she feels the buzz, she feels the hum, she knows she's getting her call in there, and 10-15 minutes she's gonna wait she's gonna want to go to the bathroom she's gonna want to contact that person don't let her take

her phone get a reaction out of that see if she gets jumpy see if she gets fidgety tell her just leave the phone right here go to the restroom see if she gets jumpy see if she gets fidgety, kidnap her, hold her hot to spare the restaurant. What a showmaness, what a fuck, what a fuck. Oh my God. I cannot imagine the drama would be caused if I told Astrid to leave her phone at the table when she went to the bathroom for no particular reason

except for my fucking paranoia, Frank. Yeah, I would be like, okay. Yeah, that's crazy. Weird. Hold it, I want you to leave your phone right there. And if you get fidgety about it, I know you're cheating on me. That's great dinnertime conversation, by the way.

You should do that at the- She grabs it real quick. Grabs it real quick. Yeah, I know. Can you imagine being- Goes to the bathroom. This exactly happened to him. This whole thing happened to him.

And only in hindsight did he realize that all of those things were signs that he was being cheated on. After he's had five years and six 20 year old girlfriends to think about it. Yeah You'll watch it and if she does that's your chance to go through her phone and see who's calling her That's your chance to break the law right there She's at the gym every day she only used to go maybe one or two days a week.

Or four. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank. Frank, it's all coming together now, Frank. I'm starting to understand what exactly happened to you.

Poor guy, actually. Your wife was fucking the pool boy. Right in front of you. Or the trainer at the gym. Exactly, right in front of you. And you were too busy at Hair Club for Men that you didn't realize what was going on until it was too late. But that doesn't mean that every woman that goes to the gym is cheating on her husband.

That's a ridiculous connotation. No. Does connotation even make sense in that? Yes. Okay, thank you. 40 minutes, okay, in and out. Now all of a sudden, she's up the game. She's there five days a week.

Five days a week? When she did go to the gym, she really didn't care what she looked like. She had her frumpy clothes on. Wait, hold on. Just pause this for one second because let me just say this. Clarify. So if she was just going one or two days a week, she didn't give a shit. Shit about how she looked like. That's why she was going to the gym. Right. To get fatter.

You don't go at all if you don't give a shit what you look like. You're never going to the gym To get fatter. You don't go at all at all You don't give a shit what you look like you're never going to the by the way going to the gym one or two days a Week is a big fucking effort. Yeah, yeah First of all, and now he's saying and then maybe she got into it. Yeah, maybe she's feeling good about herself Maybe she's a human being Maybe she wants to get out of the hole that you've dug her in the backyard to live. Maybe she's married to you. Yeah, a true story. Frank.

No makeup, hair pulled up, didn't give a crap what she looked like. Now all of a sudden she's bought some new gym clothes. She's got her makeup all dolled up. She has her own money. She's using a credit card. She knows how to go, she knows how to pay a bill. This is crazy. Signs. Yeah, I know. Signs. A woman is cheating on you.

She learned how to drive a car. She learned how to speak. Yeah. She talks in sentences. She can write a text message. She uses the bathroom without permission. Right. She uses the bathroom without permission. She gets out of bed before you tell her it's okay.

She doesn't say yes when you tell her to put on her handcuffs. She speaks in public without approval. Hair is pretty. She's taking more time and getting ready to go to the gym, alright? There's a reason why. She's trying to impress someone. But don't get too hung up on that. She could still... Wait, wait. Don't get too hung up on that part that you just said was the worst. Was like the worst part. But don't get hung up on that part. He's got a fourth one He's got a seventh one. We're only halfway through. I'm sorry, but it's just it just gets it's so funny

I feel bad for people who believe it though, baby. They're have got to miss a baby like you're my wife I'm sorry about that. That was so fucking rude Yeah We've been busted we've been having an affair this whole time. This whole time they thought we were doing a podcast. Her routine in the gym because she wants to impress somebody outside that gym. Therefore, she's not gonna care what she looks like at the gym. She's still up in her routine. Why? Because she's trying to impress somebody else.

That's what women do. All of a sudden, they find a guy, might be a younger guy, oh my God, I'm a little bit overweight. They're gonna get in there and they're gonna pound it. They're gonna pound it. They're gonna pound it, might be a younger guy. I mean, this is this guy's life story, literally. This is literally, this guy is telling you

what went down. What happened. This is the kind of- His wife started cheating on someone, started cheating on him with someone from the gym that was younger and that would get up and she would go to the bathroom and talk to him. You are spot on. This guy is so emotionally immature that the only way that he can deal with the emotions

of what happened to him, which is unfortunate, Frank, if your wife really did it. Sorry. Yeah, sorry about that. Not your sad times. But now you're just so angry and bitter about it that the only thing you can do is go on YouTube and make public videos that showcase you and hot young women. Welcome!

Yeah, welcome! Hi! I was waiting for him to break through a wall like the fruit punch guy. The Kool-Aid. Kool-Aid. To the brick wall. waiting for him to break through a wall like the fruit punch guy? The Kool-Aid. The Kool-Aid. To the brick wall. You're going to want to look the very best.

Pay attention to that sign, gentlemen. Shit number 40. If your wife is pretty, that's a bad sign. That's a bad sign. That's terrible. And when you say pay attention, gentlemen, it sounds like, Frank, there's nothing you haven't paid attention to. I mean, being with you must be like 24 hour a day school monitoring or something.

If she takes off her ankle monitor without giving you notice, you're in trouble. Yeah. My wife might be cheating on you, so all of a sudden, she's not telling you what's going on in her life. There's a disconnection. You know, a woman who is cheating, subconsciously, they disconnect from you. They're worried about the other person You're the last thing on their mind So if you feel that this connection chances are gentlemen her minds on someone else

If you feel a disconnection from your wife you have bigger problem. I would feel a disconnection from Frank if I was I feel a disconnection from Frank and I'm just a guy listening on his YouTube channel. I would feel disconnected from him. But I want you to hear, so I've left this whole thing intact basically. So I want you to listen, because there's a reason. He just said, if a woman stops paying attention to you, then you're in real trouble.

But we'll listen to a future point and see why Frank is contradicting himself all through this video. I bet your wife is cheating on you. All of a sudden she's dressing a lot nicer. I don't care if it's for work, again, the gym or going out with friends. Before it used to be very casual. Again, the gym. Yeah. Again, the gym. Again, the gym. So, so we know that his wife met her mistress at the gym.

Or mistress. Or mistress, could have been a mistress, you never know. Frank is really, listen, maybe the woman just wants to have some self respect, like maybe she just wants to dress up nice. Did you ever think about that? No, Frank didn't think about that. Because Frank has an emotional block right in his head,

like a two-ton barbell Sticking sticking through Frank's spinal cord is Abdullah mum-jum-lada flats casual outfit conservative top Nothing nothing crazy all the sudden guys all the sudden her tits are hanging out She's got cleavage She's got nipple rings

It's summer She's got cleavage! She's got nipple rings! It's summer! She's wearing badge caps! She's not wearing her overall prison uniform. She's got a thong bikini that she wears to pick up the kids from school. Yep! That's the sign! We got some heels, some hot slacks, maybe a nice track. Hot slacks?

A little cleavage. Well guess what guys? is that for you? Hell no. She's trying to impress someone else. Tip number six, that your wife might be cheating on you. All of a sudden she's misgenerous. You're getting some home cooked dinners. You're getting random gifts.

You're getting blow jobs at the dinner table. The mashed potatoes. You're getting mashed potatoes left and right. You're getting a pinky in the asshole. That makes no sense. That makes no sense Frank. You just said that if she stops paying attention to you, if you feel disconnected, that's a sign. But now the sign is if she's paying attention to you, home cooked meals. Get your story straight. That's right. You know, right before Frank's ex, one of Frank's ex-wives delivered him, I feel like this probably happened multiple times to Frank actually.

I feel like Frank is like a six-wife kind of guy and they get younger each time he gets married. Similar to Larry King. Yeah, similar to Larry King had nine wives. That's crazy, nine wives and nine wives. I feel like right before she handed him the divorce papers, she gave him a blow job with a pinky in the ass and he was like, wow, I've never had that before.

That's great. By the way, why are you going to the gym so much? I noticed your phone was on silent. You got those hot slacks on. I've been seeing you wear those hot slacks. I can see Frank's head just like struggling to figure out what's going on. You were cheating on me?

Really? All those silent messages? All that time at the gym, all the nipple showing outfits you wore, all those times you went out with your friends and you forgot to tell me? Wrangler on silent. Oh my God, Frank. You're getting special treatment,

and you haven't even argued, well why is that? And you haven't even argued? Oh my God, this guy. Living with this guy must be like a roller coaster. Wait, can I just ask you where, did he, does he profess to have any kind of degree or experience? Oh no, no, no, not that I saw. Just the experience of being taken on.

I'm only a couple of episodes. Episodes. There's episodes. I'm only a couple of episodes into Frank. Like Frank has 75 videos. Oh my God. And so there's so much more to dig in here. And so I have a feeling that in season two,

we're at least three Frank episodes. Yeah, we gotta be. I'm putting it on the calendar. We gotta be three Frank episodes. Whether that be a Patreon episode, a regular episode, whatever, this is just classic. Classic Frank. This is like classic douchebaggery.

This is the definition of a fucking lug nut. Why does he have so many videos and why does he think he's a person too? Because he's talking about fashion and dining and grooming. He literally talks about grooming. Like he cuts his own hair. I mean, this is.

Oh wow. Okay, let's continue with this and we'll get to more Frank videos at a different time. Gentlemen, she's guilty. She feels guilty and she psychologically needs to make this up to you. So this makes them feel better by doing things for you. Tell them. I have a feeling Frank that whoever cheated on you had no, they had no urge to feel better about themselves. They were probably like, you're getting what you deserve. You chauvinistic

fucktoy. I mean, he's on the YouTube doing videos all day. Well, he's doing that to get back at all the women who have cheated on him to show them that he's doing fine. Hi, I'm Frank. Welcome, welcome. I feel great about myself. Welcome, welcome.

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Pay attention because that's a backdoor cheating sign. Tip number seven that your wife is cheating on you, and guys, this is obvious as hell, but we're gonna talk about it anyway. If she's up to her going out game, whether it's with friends or at work, all right, that's a huge... If your wife gets friends, you're in trouble.

If she's going to work every day, boom. Watch out. I have a hard time believing that Frank ever let his wife out of the house for going to work every day, boom. Watch out. I have a hard time believing that Frank ever let his wife out of the house for work. Yeah, God. Oh. Sure, you can have a job, honey. Yeah. Yeah.

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Huge red flag. That is the number one, single biggest red flag is more going out time. They can come up with excuses that they have work related duties to do after work. But if she's never done them, and all of a sudden she's required to be there, I would definitely check into that. All of a sudden she got a promotion? All of a sudden her friends want to see her more. All of a sudden she's making her own money? You're fucked.

Yeah. She's got friends from the gym. She's got friends from the gym and from life and from school friends. If you allow her to have friends, you're screwed. Bury her back in her hole in the backyard. Make sure the ankle monitor has extra batteries. God. Make sure the ankle monitor has extra batteries. Go- Charge that ankle monitor while she's in bed.

Double check the GPS, make sure it's working. Backup generator on the ankle monitor. Tie a backup generator to the ankle monitor. Oh, Frank. You could get ghost. Get ghost. It's like get lost, but get ghost. That's our new term.

We're gonna say get lost, and somebody's gonna be like, get ghost. That means take me off your Facebook page forever. If you're married and your wife takes you off her That means take me off your Facebook page forever. If you're married and your wife takes you off her Facebook page and blocks you, you're probably getting cheated on. Your wife blocks you on Facebook. She doesn't want to learn the hand comes out to the grocery store.

And goes to the gym and has friends. Yeah. You're a shit creep. You're fucked, man. ...deciding to go out. It doesn't happen, guys. They just like you doing that. You know we can't do that as men because we're not going to pick up on that.

You know, one, two, three. But they think we're stupid, okay? Use the same psychology they use on us back at them. What? What? The good fuck is he talking about? I don't know I just tried to my breath or if I had any type of pussy on my breath If I crackle around my breath Alcohol is whether what to smell his breath. He's had a problem before he's had this problem It's been sober over five years. Something happened before.

Five years after my fifth divorce. I learned my lesson after my 12th DUI. Yeah. Yeah, that's not the first thing you go to. No, no it's not. There hasn't been an issue in the past. Yeah, and listen, if you need to come home without alcohol in your breath

because that's the demand of your wife, you got bigger problems than when I'm out, she's cheating on you, you gotta go to rehab, dude. Yeah. It just makes no sense. This is not adding up, Frank. You're telling your life story. She's made a home-cooked dinner for you.

Yeah. When I'm with her. She's giving you a blow job. But she needs to smell your breath. She needs to smell your breath first. Frank, you're telling your story in a top 10 list and it's so transparent. It's so transparent, man.

You can do the same thing to them. See if they get nervous. See if they're giving you resistance, okay? Check out their... See if they're giving you resistance. This is 2021, where are we living? In Iran? See if they're giving you resistance! This is 2021! Where are we living? In Iran? See if they give you resistance.

See if they give you resistance! Hit him over the head with a hammer! Oh, God. Whoa. Clean up the evidence. Whoa. Call the state police. Tell them it was an accident.

Right. Your demeanor. You're gonna pick up on that right away. Right away. That's gonna conclude today's video. Oh, thank God. I've been waiting for this moment. I don't know how much more I can take, Frank.

Oh my God, dude. That's the creepiest, creepiest, creepiest thing. I mean, listen, it's great entertainment. You gotta hear this. Here it is. Frank Bernardo, for those of you that don't know, is an expert in all things over 50. He's an all things over 50 kinda guy.

He's gonna tell you about grooming, style, the gym, women, love, low T, high T, under T, estrogen. Frank has lived a life and Frank wants to share those experiences with all 1200 of his subscribers. And so he puts out these videos on a regular basis and I just find them to be the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Not because I don't believe that men over 50

should live a life. I mean, I'm right around the corner, right? Before I know it, I'll leave it. But it's that he's the man to tell them how to do it. He's the man to tell them how to do it, and with horrible advice to boot. You ready? Let's get into this video.

We're gonna talk about dating in your 50s. Ready? Here we go. Gentlemen, in today's video, we're gonna talk about dating over the age of 50. Let me ask you a question. How many of you guys out there between the ages of 50 and 60 are hitting the dating scene again?

I know. At this time of our life? I know. At this time of our lives? Yeah, it's crazy. It's as if we're dead. Hey man, don't feel bad. There's millions and millions of men our age out there that are hitting the

dating scene. Frank has done the research himself and he knows that there's millions and millions of men over 50 that are hitting the dating scene right now as we speak. Nothing to be ashamed of. But let me ask you a question. Are you prepared to date? Do you remember how to date? Does your dick still work? I don't remember how to date. I mean, I get it.

I get the premise of the question. Yeah. But are you prepared? Like what? You got to get a kit together or something? Pack it back? Make sure you get a lunch box. Get a lunch box.

Get a backpack. Get ready for dating. Get a prescription for Viagra. Back to dating time. Back to dating. Here we go. Do you remember how to look? Do you remember how to look? I mean, unless you're blind, I'm sure you remember how to look, right? Is that how it works? Dress, how's your grooming? How do you smell? I mean, it's a whole thing that he's checklist. Do you smell like a horse's, horse's throat?

Don't do that. You've been taking care of your body. Are you in shape? Are you ready to make a great first impression? Are you ready to make great first love? I'm here to show you how. Do you remember the mating ritual? Quick, get in shape and shave.

Get in shape, shave your body. Shave your ears. Yeah, that's right. Get your Viagra, get your nose hairs, get a lunchbox together. Sounds like Frank is going to climb Mount Everest, not go on a date. Well, guys, if you're... But by the way, if the intended purpose is to make people relax about going back out into the dating scene, Frank, you're doing the exact opposite.

You're making people scared of going in the dating scene. I don't remember how to look. I don't remember how to look. I'm not in shape. I haven't put deodorant on since 1983. I haven't groomed. I don't even know what a boner is anymore. I've been living in a cave.

Yeah. What do women look like? A vagina? What's that? You mean their flower? Women are showing things above their ankles. Well, that's amazing. You're not doing all the above. Then you're already behind the eight ball. Remember. Sounds like Frank knows what an eight ball is and I'm just being honest about it. Women you're seeking at this age, it's not their first rodeo. Their expectations, they're through the ceiling. They're all looking for their dream man, the last man, the man to finish out their life with. What are you talking about, Frank? They're ready to die.

They would die with a man. They're looking for someone to come to their funeral. They're looking to go casket shopping with you. They're looking for you to pay for the retirement village. The fuck, Frank, come on, give somebody some hope, man. Here's another big pitfall that you're gonna run into. If you do get on the dating scene, what are you looking for? Probably a woman.

Just a woman. Or a man. Or a man. Why not? You're looking for a younger woman, right? Okay, here we go. Now, Frank automatically starts going off the charts. Now, I want to preface this by saying, I've seen this video a couple of times, Frank is going to start talking about a younger woman by saying that if you're 60

and you're looking for a woman in their 50s, but we all know what Frank means. Frank means if you're 50 and you're looking for a 22 year old, right? Because if you watch his videos, that's all he hangs around, is like, you know, girls in their 20s and 30s. So Frank is trying not to be creepy,

but trust me, there's a creep factor here. Come on, we're human in this video. Come on, we're human in this video. Come on, we're human. Did he say human? Yeah, human. He also said a shame of. There's no ED on the end. It's like a shame of.

Don't be a shame of. So Frank goes, come on, we're all looking for younger women. Come on, we're human. Come on, we're pedophiles. I mean, what the fuck, Frank? I get it. I understand, right?

We're all looking for the younger model, right? When we're single. But it just starts to sound a little creepy when you put it like that. Come on, we're human, or omen. It's like that guy from the Oatley commercial. It's like milk, but for ooments. I'm gonna show you just how hard it is

to get the younger woman in this video. I'm gonna set your expectations to where they should be in this video. There's a couple of things about a YouTube video that you should know, these type of YouTube videos where you're giving information like this. You have to set up, first of all, you should make your intro much shorter than this.

I mean, he's been already talking for two minutes and we haven't even started the video yet. Second of all, you set expectations about what you're going to deliver during the video, right? Like we set expectations that we're going to deliver nothing. So everybody is clear that if nothing comes out of it. But Frank is now setting the expectation that he's going to show you how to date, how to groom, how to do all this.

I promise you in the next six minutes of this video, Frank is going to show you none of that. He's just going to start talking and go down a rabbit hole. So just get prepared. I'm going to teach you how you get dates and how you won't be disappointed chasing the younger girls. Don't miss it. Okay, now here's Frank's theme song, which is like-

Oh my God. Yeah. That's a theme song. If you could just see the beginning of it. I mean, I'm gonna put it right up here in a little box right here. So if you're seeing this little box right here, go to YouTube.

Is it metal? What's that? Is it metal? It's metal, but it's more like Foo Fighters type bullshit. Yeah, okay. But it's not Foo Fighters, I can guarantee. I don't know. It's like Foo Fighters cover band.

If you want a date when you're 50 years old, yeah. Frank's gonna show you how. If you want the tits you're 50 years old, yeah, Frank's gonna show you how. If you want the tits right in your face, yeah, Frank's gonna show you how. No erection, no problem, Frank's gonna show you how. I mean, this is something straight out of 2001, right This is like a Limp Bizkit type bullshit. What are you waiting for? Get out there and live your life. Yeah, get to the bars, hit on younger, attractive waitresses. No excuses. It'll never fail.

Follow these tips. You'll never fail if you follow these tips. But I'm never gonna tell you. That's right. I can't tell you because I have the inability to stop talking. You're gonna have to buy my kit. That's right. I practiced this video seven times in front of the mirror.

Still don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Just angry my wife left me for the pool boy oh my god such bad music so bad what's going on everybody? wow wow I got scared last night when I was listening on the headphones, I was like, whoa! Don't yell at me, Frank, because he's like,

he's got this little opening and then he comes right at you and his face is like, wow, what's up everybody? Welcome to the video. This is your first time here. My name is Frank Bernardo. This channel is geared. Okay, Frank, you already said welcome to the video a couple times earlier, and I know that, you know,

you're just trying to put it all together. And I've done the same thing, I guilty of it right saying welcome and hello a couple different times but you don't need to welcome people to the video when they're three and a half minutes in Frank don't do that everybody got distracted yeah call me Frank I'll well consult with you I'd love to have you on the show actually if you've somehow have seen this video I'd love to have you on the show at the commercial break on Instagram hit me up on to you all guys out there 50 and above who want to up their game look and feel better.

Who want to up their cock. About themselves in grooming, fitness, fashion and lifestyle. Grooming, fitness, fashion and lifestyle. Yeah guys before we get into this video you know the drill. Oh my god Frank we're already like we're six and a half minutes in can we already get to the video? He's made us a promise we're getting to the drill. We don't know the drill because Frank just keeps on saying we're getting to the drill like we let's get started let's start it let's get

started you know the drill no I don't know the drill I don't know you haven't told me come on get to it if you found this information useful give it a thumbs up subscribe so you don't miss more videos on my series of dating over 50 so gentlemen I just wanted to put together a quick hit video for you, just so I could save you a lot. Frank, if you... A quick hit video. A quick hit video that's already six and a half minutes in. You've welcomed us four times,

you've promised us what you're gonna tell us, you've told us what the story is, you've told us to subscribe to your channel. Now let's get to the content, come on Frank. I'm so interested, out of men under 50, 50 over 50 get that 20 year old woman they're looking for a lot of embarrassment and to save you a lot of humiliation because this are all I'm gonna save you humiliation by doing it for you I'm gonna be humiliated for you the things that you're gonna incur you know when

you're looking for a younger woman. So let's set some parameters right here. When I say younger woman, let's go realistically here. 10 years younger, that a good number? Frank, we know what number you're really talking about. It's 30 years younger. Yeah, no man in his 50s or 60s who's like Frank is sitting there going-

Who subscribed to this channel? Who subscribed to this channel, to this channel that's right high five all right I like that yeah catch us on you to get shut that high five on YouTube welcome to the video it's like a dr. Phil show it's just he just keeps going to break never get to the point you're right people who have subscribed to this video I can guarantee you when you say younger woman, what is in their head is not somebody in their 50s, it is somebody in their 20s or maybe 30s, maybe 30s.

Let's say you're a man 60, so you're looking for a 50 year old. Come on, Frank, don't bullshit us. First and foremost, if you can get a girl 10 years younger, God bless you, you're doing quite well. If you can get a girl 10 years younger, God bless you, you're doing quite well. If you can get a girl five years younger, you're doing quite well. All right, so you're going.

If you can get a girl 40 years younger, you're doing awesome. There's a gold star. Yeah. You're my hero. After that younger woman, how hard is it? How small? I don't know, how hard is it?

Why do you have to go younger too? That's what she said how hard is it? Why do you have to go younger too? That's what she said. What's that? Why do you have to go younger? Why can't you go older? Well, he explains later on in the video why you can't go older. How's the window?

Can you get her? You can, but it's hard. And this is why it's hard. Let's reverse this. You're on a dating site. And let's just say a woman 10 years older than you clicks on your dating site and she says you know what I find you interesting I find you sexy how do you feel what she says I find you interesting I find I wish that opening

line would come my way on when I wasn't dating I find you interesting and sexy about that how do you feel about a woman 10 years older than you? Looking at you. Coming after you. Fuck that, she's close to the grave. I don't have anything to do with her. I'm not going casket shopping with that old witch. If you're subscribed to this video and you can get any woman,

we're talking any age, you're doing well. If you get something with a vagina, I consider that a plus section. Yeah, but hey, or a penis, who knows? Who knows what? Oh yeah. Listen, I think this advice pretty much, this kind of advice, this kind of clarity from a man with such wisdom transcends sexual preference.

It doesn't matter, transgender, gay, straight, whatever it is, Frank's advice is stuff you can take to the bank, considering gold. You, you get it? What's your thought process? Are you going to respond to her? Are you going to say, fuck no? Fuck no, you old hag.

If some woman texted me and said, I find you interesting and sexy. And I went, fuck no. What if I could just see Frank at the bar, like at the bar, and he's got these 20 year old waitresses just basically taking his money right out of his hand, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tipping them $100 at a time,

because that's who Frank is, and that's how I get younger women. Right, and then some old lady comes up and goes, wow, Frank, I've been watching you, I find you sexy and interesting. Fuck no! Get out of here! Get out of here, you old hag!

What do you think I am? I'm Frank Fernando. Have you seen my YouTube channel? I have 600 subscribers and 400 videos. All highly produced. I spent 10 grand of peace on those videos to get a camera crew and everything. I bet. And the cover van from the Foo Fighters.

Yeah, and the cover van, yeah, that's right. And the Foo Fighters lookalike and the cover band, yeah, that's right. And the Foo Fighters look alike band. I wonder how he licensed that music. Like, you know, YouTube's very strict about that stuff. I wonder what song that actually is. I'll look into that. It could have been created just for Frank. Yeah, I guess it could.

Like an out of work band from the 2000s. And Frank's like, can you guys get back together and do that one hit that was awesome? I want that to be my theme song. Because Frank was 30 back then. She's too old. I don't want anything to do with that. I don't want anything to do with that dried up vagina.

What do you got going on in there, cobwebs, scroogs? I want to get with his hot tail right here. That's probably the response you're gonna do, right? A 70 year old coming after you and you're 60? I don't want anything to do with that. Jeez, okay Frank, we get the point, goddamn. Make everyone feel warm and fuzzy. I mean, please, Frank, you're not dead, you're 70.

It's like, fucking Christ. What dating advice do you give to those who are 70? You're dead. Don't bother. Oh my God. I think that probably half of the 1200 subscribers are doing exactly what we're doing. I would imagine that there's many other podcasts

that have Frank on the radar. It's just too good. It's too good. He's setting up jokes every five seconds and you just can't help. And you get that. What do you think that woman, 50 year old, is thinking when you click on her dating site that you like her, that you find her interesting? What do you think she's saying?

We're really analyzing Frank. What she's thinking is, oh my God, a man my age is actually not looking at 20 year olds. She's, he wants to have. Yes, a meaningful relationship, possibly. But here's something that I would suggest to Frank, even before we get to the profile clicking on, and that's how do you set up a profile?

I mean, if you're of a certain age, how, I mean, that would have been helpful to have maybe a little tutorial on that. You know what? I think you and you're of a certain age, how, I mean, that would have been helpful to have maybe a little tutorial on that. You know what? I think you and I should do a show where we combat some of Frank's bullshit, right? We should do seven signs of a healthy relationship that you're not being cheated on.

And then, you know, how to date in your, you know, whatever, 30s or 40s. Listen, here's the point. Frank is like, Frank has made us a bunch of promises at the beginning of this video. And that is not coming through with We're already, we're already seven minutes, six or seven minutes into this and he has yet to talk about any of them. All he's doing is giving his opinion about what would happen if a 70 year old decided to click on his profile, not your profile, his profile.

Because one thing Frank is, is very transparent. If Frank is saying it, it means he feels it, right? Not that the whole world feels it, but that he feels it. Okay. You think she's calling up her girlfriends? Oh, Alison, guess what? I got 16-year-old after me. Do you think a 20-year-old is doing that? Guess what? I got this old hag's giving me $100 of pop every time he comes to the bar. Exactly. You know that guy with the greasy hair and he's wearing... Says he knows Foo Fighter 2.

He's wearing the Tommy John jeans. He's got that band that follows him around playing music all the time. Frank just has a band behind him, like the Mariachi band, but like the old Foo Fighters, like the cover band. I wanna get it, come over here, yeah! Hey guys, can you play my theme song real quick? There's a hot girl over there. I'm gonna walk into the room with my tight jeans

and my muscle shirt, my hair slicked back. I'm wearing Drakkar Noor. Oh, remember Drakkar? I do. What a scourge on the earth. Yeah. I don't even think it exists anymore. It must.

There must be somebody with an old bottle of Drakkar. If you've got a bottle of Drakkar, can you please send it to me? I'd like to remember how it smelled. Because I remember that my friend got his, like, I was 12 or 13 years old, and my friend Philip got a bottle of Drakkar from his parents. But I didn't wear cologne because my parents said, give us a bottle of Drakkar. Because I remember that my friend got his, like, I was 12 or 13 years old, and my friend Philip got a bottle of Dracar from his parents, but I didn't wear cologne because my parents didn't give us cologne, right? And that's what we couldn't, it's just that we didn't. And like, we sprayed that

shit on us as if, like... I remember young guys doing that around the age of 13 or 14. We thought that it was like a light for insects, like it was a magnet, and what it really was was a force field against skinning laid. Exactly. It was like, whoa, that is really strong. You stay over there and I'll talk to you. Yeah, that smells like donkey piss. What is that?

Did you rub bear shit on yourself? Cause I don't know, it smells a little weird. That's jacarne ore. I never even know how to say it. Jacarne ore. I can't believe it, it smells a little weird. That's jacarne-or. I never even know how to say it. Jacarne-or. I can't believe it, it's my lucky day. I got a 60 year old jumping for joy. She's calling family members.

Do you really think that that's happening? Do you really think that she's getting excited? No, but if you are a good looking man. Oh my God. Why are you throwing in the family members? He's calling family members. Frank's just like over-exaggerating to make a point here, but the truth is, is it doesn't matter what age you are

and what age you're going after, if you're excited about someone, you're excited about someone. Exactly. Doesn't matter how old they are. Interesting, sexy, sounds like a good starting point. Doesn't matter. Yeah, absolutely.

I agree with you 100%. That takes care of himself? You might get a response, but how many guys our age look the part are in shape? You better be spot on to even... Oh gross. This is all gross. It's all so gross. better be spot-on. You better have a rock-hard penis The second you walk in the door muscle shirt tight, that's right. Absolutely. Holy you do your testosterone Regimen get you. Yeah, double up on your testosterone regimen Take two Viagra. That's spot-on. That's spot-on. Yep. You better have it. You better shave every hair off your body Spot on. Yep, you better have it.

You better shave every hair off your body. You better look like a 20 year old porn star when you get into the bedroom so she knows you're rock hard and ready. How excited she's gonna call her friends when she finds out you can get a full erection. Family. He can get a full erection no penis bump or anything

He's not a cat only downside is there's a huge grease stain on my pillow You know give a little you take a look You can't do that Frank Bernanno, it's against the rules. Read the rules. Read the rules, Frank. Get that woman to respond to you. You know what I like to compare this to? How many of you gentlemen out there have a business?

Jefferson out. Oh my, we still haven't answered one question. No, there's no talking. He still hasn't answered one question about how you prepare yourself. He said you better be spot on. What exactly does that mean? You told them to get in shape.

What do you expect, everyone's just gonna get up and start lifting weights. They don't have a fucking life They're just they're gonna start spending all day at the gym at the hairstylist making videos about my ex-wife cheating on me Mailers, let's just say you sent out a hundred mailers if you get one mailers What kind of business do you own? A lawn garden. A pizza place. A Domino's. Yeah, mailers only work very, very strategically these days.

You put a picture of Frank Bernardo on there naked. You're going to get everyone to open it to see what's in that package. Look who's mailing me. I'm calling my family. Yeah, it's Frank Bernardo with the erection. One response out of a hundred mailers, you did real good. That's the law of average. I like to compare this dating stuff to sending out mailers.

For every hundred girls you click on that are 10 years younger than you, if you get one of those women to respond, you did a good job. Oh my God. Okay. Got it. But what tell us we're supposed to do it? Yeah, but how do we do it? How do we do it?

You promised us. And guess what? It's just a response. It's not a date. Now you got to work it and convince them from that point, what makes you at 60 so different, so special than any 50-year-old that they can get? What are you talking about? You are talking in fucking circles.

He's spiraling. Yeah, he's way spiraling. And the part that makes me upset, Frank, is that you probably paid a production company a lot of money to record this video and edit it for you. I could be wrong about that, but I'm just assuming the quality of the video. And we have friends that do this,

and it's like $10,000 for three videos, right? And so that's $3,300 a video, and no one has told you that you're just rambling on and you're not getting to the fucking point. No. You get a response, it's just a response. Now you gotta work really hard. Now you gotta convince them you're not an ax murderer. Contact a direct mail company.

Tell them how to convince. When you send out mailers for dates these days, you get very little response. I don't know what's happening. Back in the 80s, I used to get a ton of pussy just sending out mailers. I'd put a picture of my face and I'd say, I'd say no low T here.

And I'd just call now. Call now. 1-800-FRANKIE-V. You see how hard this is? No, I don't because you're not telling me. You see how the window's real small? What I'd like for you guys to do is... Oh here we go. Okay an action plan. Here we go an action plan. You ready? I would love for you to set realistic goals. Okay I'm like yeah let's go

let's set some goals. Okay here it goes. Realistic expectations. Yeah. okay. You could start out at 50 on the young side, but maybe go This is gonna sound crazy. Maybe go 50 Give me the same example we first of all, we know you're not talking about 50 year olds You're talking about 20 year olds. First of all, second of all, what? What is some magic number between 50 and so why do you keep on saying that there's a magic number between 50 and 60? There's a small window. Let's set some goals He hasn't even told us what brand to use for like a shaving tool, that's right I mean just start there Frank give me something give me something what kind of tell my dad should I be taking?

Yeah, she's ready to hook her dad up with Frankie B. But Frankie B. so far hasn't given us jack shit. Except told us that if a woman checks her phone at dinner, she's cheating on you. And a 50 year old woman is getting hit on by a 60 year old is going to call her parents and tell her, Hey mom, I got a 60 year old on the hook. I can die in peace. parents and tell them, hey, mom, I got a 60 year old on the hook. I can die in peace. Yep.

Oh, that's great, Jill. He's my forever man. That's great, Jill. All I wanted for you was a 60 year old man. Now I can die in peace. You've done it. Okay, you're probably wondering why I, Rachel, have taken over the voice duties at TCB. It's pretty simple.

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That opens up a 15 year window and you Can you find good-looking, beautiful women in their 60s, early 60s? You can. And here, take it from me. You can find women in their 60s that are far better looking and in far better shape than women in their 50s.

They're... Oh! Take it from me. Take it from Frank. You can take this advice to the bank. What advice? I don't know because he hasn't given any, but take it from Frank.

There are hot women in their 60s, 70s, and 80s. Sounds like a radio station. He's giving a radio contest. Hot women from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. We're playing all the hits from yesterday and today on Frankie B Fashion lifestyle fucking. Grooming. Cheating. Grooming Dating women in their 50s Out there there are women out there that take care of themselves. So

Open there are women out there that take care of themselves You don't say you are such a fucking chauvinist Frank. I know. You can't count the parameters because you might find the woman of your dreams in her early 60s okay. You notice how his voice raises the more bullshitty he gets. I'm also confused because I feel like in the very beginning he was saying just target the 50 year old. He did. Now he's saying open it up. He said you want to date the younger women because we're just human. That's all we're going to look at is the younger women. Now we're going to open it up.

Now we're not going to go 10 years. We're going to go 15 years one way or the other. So you can get down to 45 or you can get down to 72. The law of averages is old law. Oh my God, Frank, you're just dying. You're killing me, bud. Hey, that's only two years older than you. Just open up everything and you're gonna save yourself.

So Frank is basically doing a complicated math problem with women and he's teaching us here online how to do algebra with women's ages. And still, I don't know what the answer is because I never figured out what the question was. I don't know, yeah. A lot of disappointment from not getting a date. And let's just say you are able to land that date.

How hard do you think it is to get a second date with a 50 year old? Oh my God, Frank, you just, you gotta give people advice here, bud. You gotta step in with some actual advice. You're assuming that someone can get a first date based on the non-information that you've given them so far. They've opened up the age range.

Basically what they have to do is they have to take and make a graph chart, put their age right here and go 15 ways this, 15 years this way or 15 years that way. That's the advice you've given them so far, Frank, is a math equation. Again, you better be spot on. What does that mean? What does it mean to be spot on? You gotta look the part.

Everything has got to work. It's got to be perfect for that woman to jump up to that level. What level? What are you talking about? What happened? Where are you talking about? What happened? Where are we on the graph? I bet Frank is like, for a woman to jump up on this cock,

you gotta be spot on. By level, I mean my bald penis. And I've been working with the pump every day, raising my T and raising my P. You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? That's advice you can take to the bank. There you have it. I love how he says it. There you have it. No, there you have nothing, Frank. All right, and a lot of women, you know, a lot of guys think just because they got the

money, you know, they start flashing the money, I would not go there because there's a lot of women that are, they're onto that game. Oh, they're onto the game of a rich guy showering them with money. I'm on to you. You want to take me to the Maldives this weekend? I am on to you. No, sir. I'm not gonna be tricked by that one again. Yeah, do you know how many? Nice gifts. Good dinners. That's right. I had a man who bought me a yacht once and I will not be fooled again. Ha ha ha ha. I will not be fooled again.

I will not be gifted one more Mercedes. I will not be gifted one more Mercedes. It will not happen. Okay. They're not going to be bought. So I would, there are women out there that will. Okay. But the majority of them won't. I'm going to disagree with you Frank. I'm going to disagree with you, Frank. I'm gonna disagree with you, bud. And that works both ways, by the way. Your money, especially if you do meet a woman 50 years old or 10 years younger than you,

don't start talking about money. Don't start talking about what you got. You're trying to buy them. You're trying to impress them. Let them ask you when they're ready. How much money do you make? How much money do you have? In your wallet right now. Is this a stick up?

You thought it was a second date. You were so spot on. I gave you a second date, but now it's just a hold up. What the fuck are you talking about, Frank? You drank too much Red Bull this morning or whatever it is you do, man. This guy has non-linear thought. This is literally word vomit right now. Because what they're gonna do

is they're gonna feel you out. They're gonna ask. Oh, I bet they're gonna feel you out, Frank. They're gonna feel you right out the door. Yeah. A lot of questions. They're tricky, they're sneaky, they're women. Oh my God.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank. Frank, you. What are they even being sneaky about? It's Frank. They're sneaky. If you're giving them money, they're gonna take it and use it.

They're sneaky, they're women. They're gonna ask you questions. Trust me, I know a lot of women and they ask questions. Yeah, they've got brains. Trust me, watch this, you walk in the door for the second date, first they're gonna ask a question like, how was your day?

Don't say a fucking word, it's a trap. That's right. They're sneaky. They know you have money when they ask you those kind of questions. When you say my day was great They're gonna know you're loaded But they're on to you. They're on to you. They know you're about to give them money

Frank you you're out of control bud first of all I want to say you're kind of cute Frank and kind of funny until you make Comments like they're women. Yeah, there's Nikki. Yeah, you're a douche You're Bernardo you're a douche. You're Bernardo, you're a douche. Yeah, come on, Frank, leave that kind of shit out of the videos. They're gonna surprise you, sneak attack. Sneak attack, meow. Bam.

They're gonna jump through your window at all hours of the night and day and surprise you with questions. To give you that money back that you gave them. They're going to come in with the keys to the Mercedes and go, I'm onto you. You're going to be like, whoa. Shit didn't work. I was going to give her that Mercedes.

She jumped right in the window, scared the hell out of me. Sneak attack. Sneaky. Mercedes she jumped right in the window scared the hell out of me. Sneak attack. I've had two heart attacks already from women jumping out of the rafters. They just come out of nowhere and ask you a question. I was your day. But he said specifically, don't tell them, let them ask you questions. But then when they ask you questions, was that when you're supposed to back off or?

I don't know. I'm following. Where are we on the graph? I'm having a hard time following Frank here. I don't know. I'm trying to keep up, Frank, I really am. This is how they do it. But if you're a guy that presses money, money, money, money,

you're gonna be gone, all right? Because you're gonna be gone. What? I thought you said you're gonna be good. No, you're gonna be gone. You're gonna be good. No, he said you're gonna be gone. All right, because you're gonna be gone. What? Oh, he said you're gonna be good. No, you're gonna be gone. You're gonna be good. No, he said you're gonna be gone, which is the opposite of what's gonna happen. Yeah, come on, Frank. Anybody wants to have a partner that's stable.

Yeah, exactly. If you have no money, you're in there. You're one step ahead of the game. If you're living in your ex-wife's apartment like I am, you're good. But if you got plenty of money, you're fucked. If you got a yacht and two cars, women are gonna go, I'm on to you.

They're sneaky. They're sneaky. They can tell. They can tell when you got money. And they're going to leave real quick. They're going to be gone. Yeah, you'll never get that second date if they know you have money, so hide it. Dressed like a homeless person, but you know, a homeless person that smells good with muscles.

Oh my god. It makes no sense. It makes no sense. I love Frank. These are the best videos ever. I could go on all day. I'm trying to buy them and they're going to be on to that. So all I'm trying to say here... What? He's trying to wrap it up now. What? Like what are you trying to say, Frank, please?

Give us some clue, is it? If you open up your parameters, okay, you're gonna get dates. If you pin it to just 10 years younger, guys, you're gonna be disappointed. You're gonna be frustrated. Oh my God. So the whole thing is about the date range?

Yeah, we're at the date range and surprise questions and sneak attacks. And money. And money. Because you're not going to get a lot of dates. So all I'm trying to do is get you to open up your eyes, be realistic, okay? Don't be so hell bent on finding someone 10, 12 years younger than you. You might find someone your age, two years younger, two years older, that's gonna work and it's gonna be very compatible for you. So I hope that kind of-

Don't be so hell bent. Don't be so hell bent on finding someone your age. Oh. Get your mind straight on, especially if you're new to the dating scene, all right Most trust me Frank's been on the dating scene for a long There's a reason why cuz he hasn't learned a fucking thing Yeah, just when you first get out there. Yeah, we're gonna go attack the younger women and you're gonna be done

With your money and your questions. disappointed. So take it from me, open up your parameters, get some dates and just have fun with it. So guys, that concludes today's video. Oh my God. Thank God. Thanks for nothing. Yeah. That was a quick hit video. Just doing a quick hit video real quick. Get out your graph paper. 22 minutes of your time, yeah. And your pencil. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you have your projector, and I don't mean the kind that actually projects. I mean like the projector for math problems, remember? Yes, the circle. Yes, the circle. Can you get out your calculus calculator? You're gonna need it.

Yeah, you're gonna need it. If you found it informational. Well, I found gonna need it. If you found it informational... I found nothing informational, Frank. I found it highly entertaining. Ready? Here we go. So gentlemen, in today's video, we're gonna go over five more sneaky signs that your wife just might be cheating on your ass.

Whoa! Woo! Oh, woo! I tried to contain it, but I'm excuse this dog and get it Leave me with the best Gonna fuck your mind What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for out there? Get it done! What are you waiting for?

I just imagine that Frank is like, this is his like when his phone goes off in the morning This is a song that wakes him up, but he's like what am I waiting for I gotta go get it done I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna get it done today. I haven't worked in 12 years I'm gonna go polish. I'm gonna go polish my corvette again outside of my shirt off. ["Fantasy Boy"] Ooh! Oh God, you just got, I don't know, just sorry, so excited. What's going on, guys? What's going on?

What's going on, guys? I love that in the last part he said, cheating on your ass. Cheating on your ass. Wait, Frankie, this is so transparent that Frankie has been cheated on in this manner. Anything that Frankie says in any of these videos, I just imagine that Frankie has an ex-wife

that did exactly what he's saying you should look out for because how else would he know this information? And it's so specific. If she takes out her phone at Ruby Tuesdays on a Thursday night at 7 45 p.m. in booth number three. She's cheating on your ass. She's cheating on you.

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. In booth number three. Booth number three. Ha ha ha ha. In Rosdale, California. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. If you've got David Thompson, the pool boy, cleaning your pool every Monday and Wednesday And you working those are your workout times If she goes to the gym if she that remember that was one Yeah, she goes to the gym After women in America, what are you talking about?

If this is your first time here, my name is Frank Bernardo. If you're a virgin, call me up. This channel's geared for all- I'll be gentle. All guys over the age of 50 who on Up Their Game look and feel better about themselves in grooming, fitness, fashion, and lifestyle. How many more things can you focus on Franky? Like, does this stick to one? Grooming, fitness, one grooming fashion fashion focus lifestyle photography theme parks Mediterranean cuisine Ring lights cameras televisions soundproofing guitars

Chairs I'm just now. I'm just naming things in the studio lots of wires Fire hazards I'm just now I'm just naming things in the studio lots of wires fire hazards Or the fan was falling apart screws were falling from the fan There's probably that kid who you guys are fucking dick. I hope you die in your studio. I Hope your fan decapitates you It's true my son comes in here He has a shit fit every single time we come into the studio It's true

He just can't get he doesn't eat the only thing that he wants to do in life is be in the studio with Chrissy and daddy I know it's the things you can't have that's right So we had to lock the door So we have a little lock at the top that you slide right and my biggest nightmare ceiling fan sets on fire All the soundproofing goes aflame and we get out it's like a white snake concert and we try to get out, it's like a white snake concert. Ah! Ha ha! Ah!

And then it's being broadcast. DCV episode 3312. The gang dies. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. You guys are fucking, oh! I thought you were, it works. Well.

I wanted you guys to die and it worked. It did, you wished it. Back to Frank. You know, but if you're a gentleman in your 40s, you know, don't turn the video off, you know, because... I know. Yeah, listen, I know that I'm really... this content is geared toward people in their 70s, but if you're in your 40s... wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. I need your subscription.

I'm almost there. I'm almost to a thousand. I've been... you know when the odometer rolls over to 999, I've been there for 12 miles. Don't worry, Frankie, so is the commercial break. Exactly. We feel your pain. You know, 40 years old, you think you're the men

of the world and you know everything that's going on out there, and nothing could be further from the truth. When you're 50, that's when you know everything. Way to really, really reel them in. Yeah, reel them in. Wait, if you're 40, hold on, I got advice for you. You're an idiot, still.

Look at my body. You're the kind of dumbass no one cares about. Excuse me, you're the kind of badass that no one cares about. There are two kinds of badasses in the world, me and the kind of badass that no one cares about. There are two kinds of badass in the world. Me and the other shitheads. So, take this information, absorb it, utilize it, and... What is it, a vitamin? Absorb it? I'm in the Frankie tank, absorbing the information.

It feels so good on my scundal sack. Can I dip my balls in? It really absorbs better that way. That's right. Gets your blood faster. Your tasty testicles. Your taste buds. Put it into play because it just might make you a little bit more wiser when you're a guy my age

How old is that? I don't know never stated. Yeah, is that 50? I'm guessing 65 Probably and he looks good for 60. Yeah I guess whatever he's drinking like amniotic fluid or something splashing out his face every morning. I Use fearful slenta on my eyes. Gentlemen, so before we get cranking into this video, at any time you like it, any time you like the information, any time you think that this information

is gonna help you catch your cheating dog. Oh, I already left. If you like dog wife, then smash that like button and don't forget to subscribe. Oh my God. So, Frankie is constantly talking about another videos that are not as good auditory wise or I would play them. He is always talking about older men trying to be younger. Like he's in Mexico and he's talking about the right length bathing suit, right?

And he's like, you know, I see these guys wearing them down around their ankles. That's a young guy. You have a young guy. You know, don't try and be a young guy. And then I see guys who wear them way their ankles. That's a young guy. You're not a young guy You know don't try and be a young guy, and then I see guys who wear them way too short That's a young guy. Don't try to be a young guy It's got to be the right length right in between and I'm like what are you a Catholic nun? You like checking girls skirts or something? I mean the right length for a bathing suit of fucking cares, but he's always talking about

Link isn't gonna be with the turning point is talking about. The bathing suit length isn't gonna be what the turning point is in the relationship. No. Yeah, I know. Some girls not gonna sleep with you based on your bathing suit length, I can guarantee you. Right, because when you get to that age,

it's just like, yeah, woo. Look at that bathing suit length. Woo, hot dog. Woo, sexy mama. But he's always talking about how you shouldn't try and act younger, you should try and act your age, like be your age. And then what he says is if you if you smash that like button

What are you 12 playing fortnight? Smash that like button Smash your face Frankie Let's get cranking into this video. You say let's get cranking one more time You you are dating yourself by saying let's get cranking. No, let's get cranking. You know, let's get cranking. Let's get cranking. Let's get cranking. You know what let's get cranking means? It's like when they had to crank the cars,

they would actually start them for the front. They'd be like, dididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididid cheating on me? Look at this. Look what's going on here. Why was she cheating on me? I guarantee you're not just watching a Frankie B video randomly if your wife is not cheating on you. That's right. That's right. Frankie. No, what he's saying is- Look what I've got going on. Look what I've got going on. Look at this package. Look at the full package. She would never do that. That's right. I get up 13 times a night to pee. Look at this package, look at the full package. She would never do that. That's right, I get up 13 times a night to pee. Got gray hairs on my pubes.

Check it out. I've been going to the tanning bed for 40 years so my skin is like leather. I've got bulletproof skin. Why would she not want me? I get half an erection. Half an erection is full erection. It only goes to five.

It's like that old speaker that's broken where you just need it to turn up a little bit louder but it never does. It's like my cock. Why would she leave that? That's right. I've got a penis pump to help me get it there. I don't know. Do you pay attention? What leave that? That's right, I've got a penis pump to help me get it there. I don't know. Do you pay attention?

What was that? Are you affectionate? Are you romantic? Are you giving her what she needs? Financially? Sexually? Think about it. I will think about it.

Financially. Have you paid for last night? And face- Hahahaha Your credit's no longer good here, sir. You're four fucks behind on paying us. Hahahaha Oh, Frankie. Financially, what does that mean?

What, is a woman supposed to leave you the second you can't afford everything? Yeah. I guess so. I think we're getting into another specific here. I think Frankie still lives with his mom in a one bedroom south side of Chicago. Are you? Are you? Best to you? What kind? Best of you?

What kind of shape are you in? Are you ch- I'm pretty bad shape. Things are not going great for me right now, Frankie. It's a really bad situation. I'm in bad shape, man. I'm playing Dungeons and Dragons in my dad's basement. Finding your videos.

Yeah, I've been watching your videos on repeat for three years bad shape Frankie and care of yourself are you making sure you're the best possible you you could be for your wife what generalized bullshit is this are you the best possible you sound like one of those life coaches on Clubhouse are you the best you did you wake up this morning being the best you you could be what is the best me I can? Be what the fuck does that mean exactly? I mean I get the general premise of it. I do come on Yeah, yeah, like you get up be a good human like you know smile let people in in traffic I get all that bullshit, but what a bunch of fucking generalized bullshit

Like tell me exactly what I need to do to be my best yeah We need specifics, and what does it mean? If you can't work out, you're not like, women shouldn't be with you? I don't get it. It's just like, it's just, Frankie, here you go again. Just giving us a bunch of pile on bullshit, you know, a bunch of platitudes that don't mean anything.

And I guarantee you're not gonna get to a point here. I guarantee you never get to the point. You want her to be that way, right? You want her to look good. You want her. But she can't go to You want her to look good? You want her? But she can't go to the gym. Yeah, of course. But I'm the man.

But I'm the man. That's the way it's supposed to be. I was built like this. I can't help it that God made me. You're being your best self. Yeah, you're being my best self. I'm being a man. I can't help it that God wants me

to be the king of my territory. You're just lucky we're letting you vote. You're just nice. God wants me to be the king of my territory. You're just lucky we're letting you vote. You want her to be sexy. You think she doesn't want the same to you? Guys, stop being complacent. All right? That's how you get yourself in trouble.

Here's the facts. Here he comes with the facts. He's breaking out the Google machine. I can guarantee no facts are gonna follow 33% of all wives cheat and their men. What was that 33%? Okay, 33% Geez Astrid, are you still here? I'm gonna go check her phone immediately So let's talk about. Wait he said 53%.

53? 53%. I think that's a little high. I mean. Okay now you got my attention Frankie. Okay now go tell me more. If I got you and nine of your buddies together and I interviewed all ten of you guys and I asked you do you think your wife is cheating on you. Well

Probably I would say all ten would say no, but guess what? Five of you guys are wrong. Whoa Facts lay in the fat. Where did you get this information? Is the CDC give this information on their website because I don't know that it seems like a high number It does 50 like five out of ten women cheat on their husbands. No, huh? I Wonder how many men cheat on their wives. Yeah, that's a good question But he doesn't have those facts readily available That doesn't fit the narrative of this video now

Guys so room of ten at least five of the wives are cheating on your husband's now think about that Here's a figure percent of all guys cheap 67% so seven out of ten Wow Wow we are a bunch of fucking cheaters fuckers I know and I'm thinking like are the cheaters also cheating on each other Yeah, because then the math doesn't work out so some of these guys are going to it's a minute Which nothing wrong with that absolutely, but I, you shouldn't do it while you're married, but okay. But the statistical thing is kind of feeling more like there's the wife is cheating and the man is cheating. Yes, the man is cheating and the wife is cheating.

In that case, that's a whole other episode. That's just swingers. That's just swingers. Polyamorous. Which by the way, we get a ton of traffic on that episode from search results on Google. I just want you to know. 53% of all women cheat. 39% of men get caught. You wanna hear something alarming? 48% of all cheating wives get caught.

And in this video, I'm gonna show you how you catch them. Wow we've been listening to this video now for 12 minutes and we're just getting to the part where he's actually and he said he was gonna give us facts but I'm not sure that those were facts I just want to let you know that I have no idea that information is correct. He didn't cite any kind of source. No of course he didn't. He cited his own life. Exactly. And his nine friends. 53% of my wives have cheated on me. If you got five, if you got 10 of my wives lined up in a room, five of them cheated on me. 5.3.

One cheated twice. Oh, 10 of my friends. That's crazy. That's crazy. Wow. I don't feel so great about marriage anymore. Now. I'm kind of like yeah I was feeling great about my wife now. I'm like yeah, she's half of her is cheating on me Your wife has become more judgmental towards your marriage or your relationship

One thing to note about a cheating maybe you're just a dick Frankie Maybe she's more judgmental Maybe you're just a dick, Frankie. Maybe she's more judgmental because you're a cocksucker. Yeah. ...spouse. She's always going to try and rationalize her behavior, always going to try and make out that your marriage is far worse than what it is. You know why?

Because it makes them feel like cheating wasn't an option. I had to do it. It was so bad. They're getting all. Frankie has been in this conversation. Yeah, absolutely. He's repeating what he heard. I had to do it, Frankie.

You're a dick. I had to. You're a misogynist. You're a fucktwan. You're an overgrown oaf. Justification. I know. Poor Frankie. Theatrical and dramatic on the marriage.

They're judgmental. Everything you do is wrong all of a sudden. Because women are irrational and can't see. That's right. They only think with their emotions. They think with their vaginas, not with their heads. Women, man. They're like, I don't know, they're like They think with their vaginas, not with their heads. Women, man. They're like, I don't know, they're like, crazy monkeys just running around your jungle.

Wahahaha! Screaming at things and being irrational. Cheating on you. Yeah, we're men. We're like dogs. We sit, we roll over when we're told to. And we cheat 67%? We cheat 40% more than women do. We sit we roll over when we're told to and we cheat 67 60 we cheat

40% more than women do Cuz sometimes you just gotta find another dick to be with you know I'm saying Why why all of a sudden you know why because she's trying to rationalize her thoughts. She's wrong. She's trying to rationalize her thoughts What does that mean? I'm trying to rationalize my thoughts I'm trying to think my thoughts. Okay, Frankie He's screaming It's emotional it's visceral. Oh god poor Frankie. He just can't help himself You know women are a strange breed. They can actually train themselves in their mind to fabricate

Women are from strange breed women are from a third year universe Breed they have lizard people DNA. I heard it on Alex Jones. They've trained their brains. They've trained their brains. They can train their brains to make shit up. Where we guys, we know we got everything clear. We see it clear as day. That wasn't a riot. That was some people having a nice day at the Capitol. What are they thinking? These women, they're out of control. This this marriage that just ain't working so they can justify their ass cheating. Pay attention to that. Their ass cheating.

Their ass cheating. Their ass cheeking. It's what it sounded like. They can justify their ass cheeking. You don't have to justify them. They're just there. Don't worry about it. Frank, you're on a roll today.

Frank Vagabee is hot today! The intimacy has faded! Hello! Faded! Hello! Who's Richard Simmons walking in the door? The intimacy has faded! Hello! Don't call me Shirley This could be for a lot of reasons, you know women are are very moody so What the fuck Frankie you are so bad, man

I know can you imagine like sitting down with Frankie and and like on a first date and he's like, well, you're just moody and irrational. You're trying to think your thoughts. You're a strange breed. You're a strange breed. You're trying to think your thoughts. I don't think them. Literally, I don't think anything.

When I go to sleep at night, not a thing. Cricket, chirp chirp, chirp chirp. You're just all a bunch of moody bitches. You make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some really heavy thinking to do before 10 o'clock. Hi, cats and kittens. Rachel here. Do you ever get the urge to speak endlessly into the void, like Brian? Well, I've got just the place for you to do that.

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oh, that came out wrong. We put all the episodes out on video, youtube.com slash the commercial break and tcbpodcast.com for all the info on the show, your free sticker or just to see how pretty we look. Okay, I gotta go now. I've got a date. With my dog. No, seriously, Axel needs food.

Today is pork chop day. Telltale sign. You know, if you're sexual… Telltale sign that your wife is sleeping with somebody else as if she's sleeping with somebody else. And not you. You're going to save, Frankie. Life has just been fading on a regular basis.

Why is that all of a sudden? It's very easy, gentlemen. Open your eyes. She's getting laid from someone else. Oh man, could it be that marriage is a marathon and not a sprint? And there are times when, hey, listen, you gotta spice things up in the bed. Oh man, could it be that marriage is a marathon and not a sprint and there are times when, hey listen, you gotta spice things up in the bed.

There could be emotional problems, there could be depression, there could be problems. Money, there could be kids. Fucking kids, yeah, have a kid. You wanna really put a kibosh on your sex life? Have sex and make a child. It's unbelievable. Then try and have sex and make a child. It's unbelievable. Then try and have sex while a child is sleeping

in between the two of you. My dick isn't that long. Annie, put your vagina over here, I'm just gonna hop over Matthias for a second. I mean, come on, Frankie, get it together. There could be a million reasons why your sex life is slowing down. If you've been married for a long time,

don't expect that you're gonna get laid every second of every day, that doesn't like that. No take it from a guy He's been married twice So she's constantly rejecting you open your eyes If she's constantly rejecting you you've got bigger problems than sex man. I Mean like if you're if you're like, hey, baby, you wanna have sex? And she's like, that thing? Don't bring that thing near me.

You're just moody. Yeah, you're just moody. Ah, you're just moody. Don't bring those, roll those testicles back up from the floor. Put it back in your pants. Best to you, Scrundlefish. Scrundlefoot.

I just had this thought of freaking taking down his pants and his testicles roll out like one of those cartoon tongue gaskets. Gesticles roll out Really Frankie just your cartoon character, I don't know what to say Number three. They're constantly asking you to go take that trip. Why don't you go get away? Why don't you go visit a family? They're possibly asking you to take a trip. Take a trip. Why don't you leave the house and take your furniture with you? Why don't you take half the stuff and sign this paperwork and take that trip you've been wanting to the other side of town in that apartment where you live?

Take that trip? What? Take that trip? Possibly. Possibly. Who says that? Hey honey, I really want you to take that trip. You better start watching what you're drinking. She's probably poisoning you.

Honey, I want you to get in the car and drive away right now. Test the brakes. Oh, my God. What the fuck? Emily, how about the golf trip with the buddies? You need to go. Gentlemen, there's a reason why she wants you gone so she can spend more time with the person she's cheating with. Oh my God.

This is so specific. This had to have happened to him. He is, here's the thing. He went on a golf trip. He thinks that his ex-wife is watching this, right? And he thinks because he's that self-important. He thinks his, because he doesn't think much of women, obviously, and he thinks that he's that important, that his wife is now going to be watching this big YouTube star with all 672 of his subscribers, right? As he describes without describing. She's probably watching and laughing.

Yeah, and laughing and going, thank God I got half the house. Thank God I didn't sign that prenup, because he was the douche I thought he was. Well, you know, it's kind of strange how I met him anyway. I was just sitting at the bar and he came up and said, Hey, I'm your blind date. And I was like, no, you're not. And you're like, I know I'm not. Hey, I'm no, not your first choice. Look at me in the eyes.

Yeah. Look at me in the eyes. Look at my body. Look at my body! Look at my body! He came in the bar like the Kool-Aid man. Busted through the wall. Busted through the wall with his shirt off. And was like, look at my body!

Hey, I know I'm not your first choice, but I'm a choice. Oh my god. So she's constantly push, push, pushing for you to take a trip? Constantly what? Push, push, pushing. I've never in my life, have I ever, I've had lots of people cheat on me, but I've never had anybody push, push, push for me to take a trip constantly. Take that trip, go.

Are you back? Leave again. I brought your tickets to Mexico. Take that trip, go. Are you back? You can leave again. I bought you tickets to Mexico. They're on the table. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Don't unpack and don't look in the shower because the pool boy's there. Go back, go back to Mexico.

You know those whore houses down in Costa Rica? I want you to go experience that you only live once Get out of here. See you later. I Bought a ticket for you in the 19 year old babysitter and out to Mexico together They only had one room available king bed Take the kids with you leave him at the airport. I don't give a shit Billy the pool boys got addicted 12 inches long it's curved like this not your flat half car half hard cock the fire is not working take that trip there's a reason why oh I bet there is for Notice that the routine might be changing especially if you've been in a long-term

Do you ever notice she's spending more time with your divorce attorney? She's moving some out of the house on a Saturday morning? And packing the kids up to go on a nice long vacation with you? Without you? Without you. Something could be up! Changing the routine. Did you ever notice she's changing the routine? Open your eyes.

That's right. She meets your next door neighbor for sex in the morning. She could be cheating on you. Might be. Possibly. Possibly. I mean, don't let your thoughts run wild. Don't be moody. Yeah. Listen, I don't say this to get you paranoid.

I just want you paying attention to all the 300 different things that could mean your wife's cheating on you. Oh. Let's face it. You have a routine and your wife has a routine. If all of a sudden that routine starts changing, well, there's a reason why. Because she's making... I can't imagine that he's been in a relationship before.

I mean, obviously it's not successful. No. Yeah. I mean, he wouldn't be single. Everything he's saying just doesn't make the sense. It doesn't make... I mean, listen, could all of this be construed as something to be concerned about? Yeah. I'm sure the cheaters have displayed some of these things. Sure. In history, yes, I'm sure. But it's not an immediate like, she's cheating. No. Change your routine. What about living your best self? Yeah, what about living your best self

and doing your thing? And what about not having a routine, that set of a routine that if she doesn't brush her teeth at four in the morning every day, she's cheating on you. Sounds like you're just ultra paranoid or this has happened many times to you. These are all the different ways you have been cheated on and you thought back on it and was like,

oh, that must have meant I should have paid attention to that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, if she changes the routine- The routine change, she was pushing me to go on a trip. If the routine change includes someone else's dick, then yeah, I can understand why. But otherwise, maybe she's just a human and people need to change routines, dumbass.

Time for the person that she's cheating with. So you need to pay special attention. Don't blow it off. Don't blow it off. Get a private investigator. Yeah, exactly. I'm picturing it. Why'd you change your routine? What are you doing? Frankie said it. Frankie, Frankie, I was watching this YouTube video. You start with the right upper quadrant usually when you brush your teeth and now you're at the left quadrant. Are you fucking our son's teacher? She's a woman, I know! Is that pubic hair? Is that pubic hair?

In your mouth. Or dental floss, I can't tell. oh it's dental floss alright, then just checking That's funny That's funny She usually gets into the bed around 7 0 5 and 7 12 you whore You good for nothing slut It's happening all over again. It's happening all over again. Oh Shit

I bet Frankie's life is like actually pretty sad outside these videos Yeah, he seems pretty rigid too. Yeah, I mean for you know for a guy It seems to get laid a lot or thinks again It's like that's you know people who are paranoid who seems to get laid a lot, or thinks again. It's like, that's, you know, people who are paranoid like this only get laid a lot. They don't have relationships that last for a long time because they're so jealous and so paranoid that everything, they can't hold a relationship because it doesn't work that way. No. Fuck yeah, it's a turn off.

Not to mention it's exhausting. It is. It's exhausting. It really is. Why are we doing this forever? Okay, pay attention if she's doing things different. Her routine varies. She's going out more. She's dressing different. She looks different. She's coming home a little later. If your wife looks like a different person, if your wife is a different person, if your wife has

hired an actress to come in the door, it's likely something's going on. Pay attention. I'm exhausted. I don't want to pay attention anymore. In my marriage, I don't want to pay attention. I don't want to pay attention to anything that Astra does that's out of the ordinary. I chalk it up to she's a human being. And I go, I love you. That's what I do. I go, I love you no matter what. Whatever. She got stuck at the office where she never got stuck before. Why do you get stuck at the office?

You don't have the code to get out the door. You know what I'm saying? I got stuck in the office. I'm stuck in the office. They won't let me out. Maybe she got a promotion. Maybe she got a promotion. Maybe it's a big project she's been working on.

Or maybe she's fucking Bob in Accounts Payable. Ha ha ha. Could be, I mean, could be. Could be, possibly. Possibly. Telltale signs. It could happen once in a while, I get that, but just pay attention to the pattern.

You're gonna bust her ass out. Before we get, you're gonna bust her ass out. Before we get, you're gonna bust her ass out? What is that? Like you and your friends making up words now? You got phrases over there in Frankie B Land busting her ass out. I'm gonna bust your ass out. If you work like one more time,

I'm gonna bust your, your ass is busted. If you brush your teeth from right to left one more time, I'm gonna bust your ass out. I got a tracker on your toothbrush. I Know which way you're brushing Jennifer we have to talk to you being Why is Patty from HR in here? She'll have a conversation with you last night when you were working late and Frank busted through the door without his shirt on and two ring lights Last night when you were working late and Frank busted through the door without his shirt on

and two ring lights saying look at my body and I just busted your ass out. It really disturbs some of the other employees. I'm afraid things aren't working. Oh, this is the third job in six months. When Frankie showed up with a camera and a dolly. When a key grip and two sound men showed up in the office to set up for Frankie busting through the wall saying, I caught you cheating! Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha I really am picturing

It's the best thing With a bunch of cameramen around him And a dolly Like one of those dollies that just pushes him through the wall So it looks like he's flying through the wall With his shirt off Look at my body! Ha ha ha ha wall so it looks like he's flying little off with his shirt off look at my body!

I caught you cheating! I caught you cheating! Nope! Just doing invoicing! Well this is embarrassing I'll be at the house if you need me I'm gonna go back and make some dinner Feel like Thai tonight, honey? Hahahaha! Hahahaha!

Don't worry, I'll pay for the damage. Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Oh my god, Frankie, whoo! Oh, Frankie, you're one of a kind, man.

I'm gonna bust her ass. Hahahaha! Oh my god Frankie, whoo. Oh Frankie you're one of a kind man I'm gonna bust the wall out in your office trying to figure out what's going on It's me Frankie B Smash that like button Smash that like button while I smash to this wall and find my wife cheating I'm sorry. I apologize. I apologize everybody. Hi, I'm Frankie B. Have you seen my YouTube channel? It's for guys over 50 who make fitness, fashion, fun. I don't know. Maybe you've seen it. I'm Frankie B. Have you seen my YouTube channel? I'm Frankie B. Have you seen my YouTube channel?

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and all the guys file out of the hole. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Janine, we're gonna have to talk about your husband again. I know. That's the third wall this month. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Oh my god.

In the tip number five. Let's talk about it. Thank God it's almost over. I can't laugh anymore. Most guys when they get into their fifties, upper fifties, they get very complacent. They're not really paying attention to what's going on. The obvious signs because you're so caught up in your own life, your routine, you also stay.

You're so caught up in yourself. Yeah, you're so caught up in yourself. I'm inhaling your... What are you doing? All involved in yourself, thinking about yourself all the time. Yeah, he makes this sound, he makes it sound like when you're 50,

like someone turns off the switch and you're just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, look, you're thinking about anything else. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh Used to be like Look good, I'm so involved in myself We enjoyed it with your 50 and they put you in a wheelchair and the old people's home It's like you're 50. It's 50. Harrison Ford's making Indiana Jones, he's doing his own stunts, he's 90.

Come on, Frank. Your wife spous for granted, and that's probably not a good thing to do. You know, if you choose. It's probably not a good thing to do to take your wife for granted. Your wife's spouse. Yeah, your wife's spouse, your wife's spouse. Yeah, your wife's spouse.

Your wife's spouse. Hey, spouse! Hey, spouse, what's up with the cheating? What? I just noticed that you put your hair in ponytails yesterday. That's not usual. I'm coming to your office again. Okay, fine, but don't bring the movie crew this time.

But I already paid him for 12 videos. We're up to 900 subscribers. To ignore all the telltale signs if you're good with that then that's fine. But if you're not you need to open up your eyes. You need to start paying attention to what they're doing. Alright especially if they know you're very complacent, very lethargic, You need to open up your eyes, you need to start paying attention to what they're doing, alright? Especially if they know you're very complacent, very lethargic, very not caring. Look at Bob, Bob don't care. Look at my husband, that fat Bob on the couch playing NFL Madden.

Go ahead, whip your dick out right here. He's not gonna notice He doesn't notice shit since he turned 50 he just lays on the couch eating Doritos mumbling to himself Something about the good old days No, no, I don't care go ahead fuck the pool boy. I'm just thinking about myself Walk all over your ass you're you're like wow what's up Frankie's charged up in this video Supercharged super deep it's very close to home clearly this has happened to him walk all over your ass Geez Frankie you're like shooting fish in a barrel.

Okay, you're easy. Alright, start calling them out. Start asking what they're doing. Start calling them out. Shooting fish in a barrel. What's up, Janine? I know you can smell dick on your breath. Call them out. Bust her ass out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm like a private eye ninja.

She walks in the house, I jump from the top of the balcony and I'm like, what's up with that dick in your breath? Let me smell your breath. Is that dick? Is that the neighbor's cock? You're suspecting things, okay guys? Just open your freaking eyes. Alright guys, we're at the climax and that is where the climax is the most important

part not the end. But whatever. Tip number five and this is gonna be the last tip. But you just gave tip number five. I know. That's two tip number fives. And then he said something about 12 tips. Yeah, no, I think it's five But he said he did 12 tips earlier. That's what we covered a couple months ago in this video But it's the most obvious tip. All right, let's talk about these other ones haven't been obvious. This one's obvious

Your wife's cell phone Frankie with the cell phone. Unbelievable, Frankie. It's like women can't use technology. They're cheating on you. Anything different in the way that she's being guarded towards that phone, where before her phone was laying out on the counter, when you go out to a restaurant or a bar,

that phone is laying on the bar top or the table top, not hiding anything, didn't care. All of a sudden, she sticks it in her vagina. It's like contraband in a jail. It's like she's smuggling drugs through Mexico. Oh my God, Frankie. I mean, I really am. Put your phone on the table. Oh my god. I need to see your phone right now. I need to see your phone right now. I'm sorry, who are you? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm Frankie B. I'm Frankie B.

I'm your blind date. I don't have a blind date. Oh, you don't? You do now. Is that tick on your breath? Sorry, just trying to keep you on your toes. I'm a cheating ninja. I know when women are cheating.

I wish Frank could make a cartoon like Frank. He's just like jumping all over the walls like in the bathroom. He's like holding his hands on the ceiling and then he just jumps down while you're taking a shit and he's like, let me see your vagina. You busted your ass! I busted your ass. I knew it you're changing your routine you never shit in the morning. Who are you fucking? You're cleaning your bowels for anal sex I knew it! That'd probably get us kicked off fireside just that that's an example. I wanted to throw that out there.

That phone is hidden. It's in her purse and it's on silent. Isn't that the respectful thing to do? I don't get it. I don't get what's going on. Why? Why? You don't want your woman, you don't want anybody your woman. I know I sound like Frank Gage rubbing off on me. You don't want your woman. You don't want anybody your woman. I know I sound like Frankie coming off on me You don't want anybody No, I mean listen leaving your phone out on the table with the down over to the side is appropriate, right? But but if you have a purse if I had a purse I'd put it there Frankie's so afraid of getting that he needs to see what's going on 24 hours. He's using your phone right now.

This guy, I mean the therapy bill this guy would have is huge. He does go to therapy though. He probably thinks he's fine. He's giving self help. Yeah, he's teaching the rest of the world how to be just as paranoid as he is. Instead of realizing that maybe he's taking it a little bit over the edge, he's making other people feel exactly like he does so they fit his mood. See?

Told you everyone else feels the same way too. You're just a crazy seventh wife. So moody. So moody. With all your feelings and emotions and vagina. Thoughts. Stop bleeding everywhere. Okay. Go somewhere else. What's going on? Why is that all of a sudden? Does it make sense? I only have to tell you another word because you already get it, but we're still gonna talk about it.

I don't have to say another word, but I literally can't shut up. We're still gonna talk about it. Since I was born, I literally can't shut up. It's a problem. Thank God you found the YouTube outlet. Oh, 1600 people. She's doing that because she's expecting a text from her significant other.

If she's got a code, if she's got a code on their phone, a lockout code, to her, she never had it before. Whoa, they come like that. They come like that. They come like that. That's not her. That's Apple. Oh my God. That's not her cheating.

That's T-Mobile. She's texting her significant other. That's not a man. That's Verizon. She's not cheating. She's paying her AT&T bill. Come on, what the fuck? Oh Lord, Frankie.

Guys, open your eyes. Call her out on that. Ask her why all of a sudden there's a lockout code. Well, in case I lose it. I want to make sure no one's getting my information. No problem. Give me the lockout code. Whoa. I got the lockout code. Wait, first of all, it's not called not gonna lock out. What are you talking about? What are you working in jail? It's a lockout code. It sounds like an 80s movie where they're you know, they're projecting technology in the future

The world's gonna blow up unless we have the lockout code. It's one one two two three I can't even imagine dating this guy. I mean seriously I would be like whoa Yeah, I mean get your phone out of your purse now and give me the lockout code Yeah, I want your lockout code. We just met I Know but yeah, you're cheating on me if you don't but I know but we're on the first phone call I know but I want to write it down just in case I'm the cheating ninja. I'm looking in your window right now I just see Frankie like sticking to the window Put you in this shirt off just says that's like press body pressed up against the window I'm getting your lockout code.

She won't give it to you or she'll give it to you and she'll change it again. So she's super heavily guarded. Super heavily guarded. Fort Knox is super heavily guarded. A phone lockout code. He's giving a lot of jail signals Oh my god, I know like Guarded, bust her ass out

Super heavily guarded He's been to the super max prison That's right, oh my god Frankie, chill out dude And she's never on it When she's anywhere around you Think about that The number one Giveaway is a woman with that cell phone

So guys that's it man. That's all I got for wow. I learned a whole bunch of nothing You should do the opposite Let's see if he says smash that like button one more time. That's my favorite thing he said I Do got more but that's for I do got more. I do got more. Proper English. This is the King's English right there. I do got more. So smash that like button.

We covered five secret tips that you might not have. Secret tips? Secret tips? Secret tips. Secret tips! Secret tips! This wisdom has been passed down from cheating ninja to cheating ninja. I'm the sixth generation of cheating ninja in my family.

We have caught all of our wives cheating on us. The curse of the Bernardo's. The curse of those cheating Bernardo's. Ancient Chinese wisdom from Bernardo to Bernardo. How to catch your wife cheating on you, because you know she is. I can imagine if I was married to you, I'd be cheating too. I'd be cheating just to make him try and do all this stuff. I know, this is just fun at this point. See if he asks you for my lockout code.

I'd hire my own YouTube crew. Let's see if we ask you for my lockout code I'd hire my own YouTube crew let's watch Frankie as he asks for the lockout code in the own raffles yeah for the as he comes unglued a real time experiment to watch a man literally

lose his shit let's watch him ask for the lockout code for the 43rd time tonight. Can I have your lockout code? No. Please? No. Can I guess it?

No. If I get it the first number right, will you tell me? No. I'll take care of you financially. No. I'm just a hooker. I'm only here for the night. You don't need my lockout code.

Go on that trip you've been planning. You know what you should do? Get out. Get out. You know what you should do? Leave. My favorite is if your wife changes the routine, like if the moving truck is up front when you wake up. Cheating on you. Again, you know know guys, when we get into our age, we get a little bit complacent, we take our wives for granted, we're not always looking at things. I think it's just time to open your eyes. A little homework assignment for you guys.

Oh, homework from Frankie. I'm gonna do it. I'll see if it works. When she comes home tonight, tomorrow, whatever you see her. Tomorrow. Or just whatever you see her next. Next time you see her. When the restraining order is lifted. When the judge lets you see her again.

Just whatever you see your wife again. Just do this. Assault her again with your verbal abuse. Start thinking about the things I talked about. Just look. Just observe. I'm going to be like this with Asta later. She's going to be like, what's that look? I'm going to be like, cheating ninja, ancient Chinese secret. Ancient cheating wisdom from the Bernardo family. I'm looking at your lockout code. Got me thinking. It's got me thinking. Is it dick on your breath?

And if one of the five fall into place, it's like, okay. If two of the five fall into place, it's like, okay. Right? And if three are there, I think you got her. He busted her ass! If you liked it, or you thought this information was pretty darn good, Smash that like button! Oh my god, who is he? Logan Paul now?

Come on, Frankie. Hit that subscribe bell. And guys, I always- Bell. Subscribe bell. What? It's a button, not a bell, Frankie. Back to the jail room. I bet Frankie has a bell in his house that he rings every time a new subscriber comes. He's like, ding ding ding. I got another one. And his neighbors are like, we don't care. Go fuck yourself, Frankie. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

He just never ends, he just keeps on going. Guy's over 50. We're not dead. We're just getting started. You're getting started getting dead. What was that creepy laugh? I'm Frankie B. The cheating ninja. Just getting started. This is the song I think of whenever I hear Frankie beat. Ready?

I bet we could just like, tape Frankie for a couple days around his apartment and just fast forward and play this. That's a good one. Oh my God. Frankie, you are honestly, you are my best friend, buddy. I just get endless amounts of entertainment out of you. It's great. I don't know what else I can say I don't know what else to do it should

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