The Commercial Break - TCB Classic: WWZD??

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

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I hope it never ends. my new Starbucks boyfriend All my toes curl All the feels come My world of gold You are my shining sun We love to talk sports And swim in pools

You like the patio I like the bar stools And we spill tea and we crochet The other tables Might think we're gay I don't really care. I hope it never ends. You're my best Starbucks boyfriend.

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And though I'm not gay You make me feel away I hope it never ends My new Starbucks boyfriends my new Starbucks boyfriend On this episode In this episode of the commercial break In honor of the upcoming WWZD event

I felt it was only right as we take our fall break to get you prepped for an experience unlike any other. And if you're not familiar with WWZD, what in the fuck have you been doing with your life? WWZD is an event put on by Zon Parangian. And the W-Ws plus the ZD is an acronym for what would Zon do? And starting on the 29th of this month, you can spend an entire week with Zon

in a quote-unquote entirely experiential event where you will learn the art of seducing a woman. I'm not sure Zon's learned the art of seducing a woman, but if this is how you want to waste your hard-earned cash, far be it for me. I've certainly spent more on worse. Let me give you a little quote from the website here. The WWZD Live Experience is an amazing, interactive, and deeply experiential week,

where you, a small cohort of compatriots, small being the underlined word, beautiful models, and I will practice together, play together, and break bread together. I couldn't think of anything. I would rather not do. One of the classes you will get to be entertained by is named Her Secret Garden, quote-unquote. It's the art of conspiracy and metaphorically sneaking through the window into her secret

garden. Magnificent and so much fun, says Zon. It's limited to just a few participants, but I don't think Zon's the one limiting that. I think it's the participant. And I couldn't find out any information on exactly where this is going to be held. I imagine this is one of those, let's put the horse before the cart. And hey, it's expensive to rent out those holiday-in-ball rooms. You're going to want to make sure you got enough sardines to pack in that can.

But Zon does promise it'll be one of the most beautiful cities in the world. How subjective and mysterious. So for you today on a TCB classic, I'm proud to republish one of the finer moments in TCB-slash-Zon history, my whatever chakra. I-K-N-Y-K-D-Y. If you know, you know. And if you don't, you're about to find out. We'll be back soon with fresh content.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now. No 30 at the morning! Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is a beautiful co-host of the commercial break. Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian.

And best to you out there in the podcast universe. I started talking before the microphones are on. I was like, nah, nah, yeah. Professional organization, tip-top, ship shop over here in shape. Yeah, I was running like a well-oiled machine. Today especially, we're just, we got it. Dialed in. We're dialed into the phone number that doesn't work anymore.

Yeah, you know, we'll get there. We'll get there. I'm almost ready to present a new phone number, but not quite yet. We're having all kind of technical misfires here at the commercial break. But we'll get there. We'll get there. I want to share that we had planned today, the day that we're recording this episode. We had planned not to record this.

episode we had planned to have a very special superstar guest for a tcb info marshal and we could not get him for the life of us could not get him into the actual studio from the internet yeah technical issues i don't know what was going on it is a new moon today so maybe that has something to do with it oh well that that is the horrid shit i was looking to excuse myself from boom boom bam i'm having my man moon I had some hippie-diffy bullshit that was on my Instagram and it was like have you been to a man moon circle and I was like a man moon circle well yes I think I have actually I think I've been to two or three man moon circle two things update about Instagram they went to the word of the day number one I found more you remember I told you it was this you know I think Tina or you we talked about the Instagram reel I saw where the old ladies were at a party and they were passing around a plate of cocaine. No, that wasn't me. That was Tina.

Okay. So I saw this reel. It was, I'm assuming, somewhere in Western Europe. Oh, you sent me the real, though. Yes. And they were doing blow. They were like old ladies sitting in a table, big party going on around them with lots of, you know, different age groups, kids all the way up to very old folks.

The old ladies were sitting at a table and they were passing around a huge plate of cocaine. And they were either sucking it in through their mouth. And then, like, you could tell, they were, like, licking their lips and, like, rubbing their teeth just as you would if you had done cocaine, or they were sucking it into their nose. So either inhaling it or sniffing it. I guess it goes to the same place either way. And then they showed them later on in the party. They were moving, dancing, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. Follow up to that video.

There is a second part to that video where more old ladies at the same party are passing around that same plate of cocaine. And I was like, this has got to be... Like Pablo Ascabar's family? No, no, I think these were Western European folks. They almost look like, I don't want to say the word gypsy because someone wrote me and told me that was highly offensive. I'm sorry, I didn't know. They have it on TLC.

I thought if it's on TLC, it must be safe to say on the TCB. But that's apparently not. But they looked like Western Europeans, like, you know, travelers, something like that. So... Travelers. What do you want me to say? I can't say gypsies. What do you want me to say? I mean, I'm sorry if I offended anybody, but I thought that was a term that they used for themselves on the fucking television show. Okay. All right. I'm going to calm down, though. I understand it might be offensive to people. So I'm going to call them travelers, right? That's what they look like. Travelers. I don't know. Okay. So here we go. And then I thought to myself, wow, this is either one big hoax video.

Yeah. They're clearly sucking up sugar or something, baby laxative or whatever. Or this is how you and I retire. This is where we go to retire at the Western European Travelers parties. Where are you going, traveling? Yes, traveling to the parties where they just hand out free cocaine to old people. And I thought to myself, why the fuck not? Why the fuck not?

Yeah. Good for you. This made honestly, Chrissy, and I told Tina this. It made me think about drug use in an entirely different way. You do the drugs when you're young, test them out, see how they go, see if you're one of those people that are going to, you know, die on the side of the street or manage to pull through. And then you do them when you're very old. Very young, very old.

Because when you're old, what the fuck do you have to lose? You might as well have a party. Now, my luck, I take one little, I start sucking it because I got congestion now because of the young cocaine abuse I did. But I suck that first line and I plop down right there, Widowmaker, right? Or, or... We have a really good time. We go to a man moon cycle and we get it done.

And then number two on Instagram, I wanted to share with you, is that because of these hippie-dippy shit that I follow sometimes, sometimes to laugh at and then sometimes I actually am into it, I saw a big circle of people. Imagine 80 hippies in a big circle. I'm assuming Costa Rica, Colombia. Nope, not on the beach, but that would be, that would have been nice in the forest, in the rainforest somewhere.

And it was one of those. And they were doing the ayahuasca ceremony. They all had the ayahuasca cups and they were all sucking it up. So the beginning is they're, you know, chanting to the new man moon cycle or whatever. Oh, mom, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. You know, ah, ba, ba, ba, jiba, whatever. They slurp down that nastiest drink of ayahuasca. And then, fat, then the quick cut.

Now they're all out in the middle of the rain, forest tripping their brains out throwing up and it was uh reminded me who was filming this the one guy who did not do iowasca that day yes the one guy who was like yeah i'm good that's me yeah that would be me i'm gonna wait and see what happens listen i'm gonna let you finish but before you do i'm really cool with whatever you guys are about to do let me step back and film it for posterity sake right you're gonna want to see yourself screaming like a howler monkey because you're dying a thousand deaths on the inside throwing up blood out your nose i'm just going to be here filming it right for instagram because that's what you do we're going to pop it up on instagram yeah nothing like going through an

ayahuasca ceremony to make sure it gets on instagram yes unbelievable otherwise you didn't do it yeah picks or it didn't happen isn't that what they say receipts it didn't happen yeah word of the day oh the word of the day today are you ready i think you ask me that a lot are you ready are you ready Like, I guess. You're going to do it anyways, right? Yeah, you're going to do it anyways. It is Duende. Duende?

Duende. Duende. Duende. Duende. Duende. Duende. Duende. Doende?

D-U-E-N-D-E. Yes, that is the alternate. That is the Greek word for Mondays. Do I get to the end of the day, shorten to duende. I like that. Thank you. Okay. Use it in a sentence.

Let me see if I can actually get the real meaning of it. Uende, behind his song, comes from nature. The inspiration behind that song comes. Inspirado, inspirado, why don't you come to your senses? The quality of passion and inspiration. There you go. You've been riding my fences. Sorry.

That song will now be in my head for the rest of the day. Great song. What a great song. Desperado. Desperado. Why don't you come to your senses? You've been out riding fences for so long now. Riding fences.

Never got it, but sounds, you know. Is that what it says? Yeah, but riding fences or making fences or something, I don't know. You're not making fences. You're out making fences. Because you're high. on that mouth, you better calm down

and get some good to have ginia. I got some mountain dew and duenda. What is it, duenda? Duende. Duende. Yeah.

Desperado. Desperado lyrics. Let's see here. Oh, desperado lyrics. Let me make sure that I get this one right. Lyrics.

Because now I'm thinking to myself, I don't know if he's riding fences i don't think it does but maybe a desperado why don't you come to your senses you've been out riding fences it is wrong now oh you're a hard one i think this is about sex but i know that you've got your reasons these things that are pleasing can hurt you somehow this is about riding the dildo i'm sure of it now or you remember that one episode that we did with the people who want to have sex with inanimate objects.

There was a fence involved in that one. Yes, there was. You are so correct about that, Chrissy. My memory hasn't gone yet. Your memory hasn't gone yet. I can't remember where I put my chapstick five minutes ago. Oh, that is the worst. I am terrible.

I have 15 chapsticks and I can never find one when I go to get one. I have to keep one. I know. I have to keep one here just so I don't forget where I forgot to forget it. Exactly. I forgot where I forgot. I put that thing. I mean, I'm forgetting my forgetting now. You know what I'm saying? I'll forget something. I'll go looking for it. And then I can't find it. But then I forget what I'm looking for. I'm like, I forgot what I'm forgetting. It's unbelievable. I'm like, I'm going like. I hear you. I'm going three levels deep into forgetting. And it's really sad. And why does that happen? I don't know. I feel like COVID has something to do with it. I'm going to blame it on COVID.

I like to blame it on COVID, too. I think I have that long COVID brain fog. Or it just accelerated my already intense brain fog. All right, let's do some headlines. Universal Music Group pulling the entire catalog from TikTok. Did you hear this one? I did not. According to the morning brew, the biggest hurdle to get it,

excuse me, when future archaeologists find the TikTok catalog, they're going to be so bored watching the post-Barby homages to Girlhood without the haunting Billy Elish song. Universal Music Group, UMG, which is a music label for huge artists like Eilish, Taylor Swift, and Drake, said it would pull its catalog from the platform after failing to negotiate a new contract with TikTok. The app's nearly 1.4 billion users should start to hear the change today. That was two weeks ago now that I'm reading this, so it may have changed. You heard it last. I heard it here last on the commercial break.

The commercial run. The change will be happening today in songs and videos as the old, contract expired at midnight. This was February, this is like February 3rd this happened. So what happens if you're looking at a TikTok that had one of these songs that's been pulled? Is it just silence? Yeah. I think it gets pulled automatically. I mean, I don't know for sure, but I imagine that's how licensing works. Like, you can't then continue to gain views if you don't have a contract for those views to be played on music, to be played with that music. The biggest

hardly getting a new deal was royalty payments. UMG accused TikTok of building a music-based business without paying fair value for that music. That comes after the app reportedly brought in nearly $20 billion in ad revenue last year. Wow, that's insane. Online safety concerns, worries that TikTok isn't doing enough to protect artists from AI, or some of the other issues. UMG discussed. The company pushed back. TikTok is sweating this issue, saying that, that there's a false narrative from UMG. It reached an artist's first deal with other labels, but this could represent a major snag in TikTok's future music plans,

especially after it launched TikTok music back in 21. In some countries, including Ireland, Australia, and Mexico. They did that to take on Spotify and Apple Music. Listen, they already have the established user base. They do. To become the place and to become the place to listen to music, because everyone's familiar with the app. It's right there at their fingertips.

They don't have to deal with that fucking apple turning on every goddamn time you turn on your car. And still happening to me today. I know. Yeah. The line. I know. You want to know?

I'm like, I listened to that like three months ago. Why? I know. It's so random. It's so random. But once it gets stuck, it just keeps playing the same song. And then all of a sudden it'll play a new song.

You know what is playing in me now? playing in me you know what's playing in me now what's the duende what's the de wende the duende is i googled or i excuse me on apple music i searched for a remix of that creed song because i was going to play it so now it's i've got that you know whatever that was from the other day oh my god i can't stand it i'm going six feet under Maybe six feet under, ain't that far. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Drop the creed. Drop the creed.

You know they're a Christian band, who didn't intend to be Christian, but now we're Christian, don't you? She got all the young ones up in arms. I think this is a big deal for TikTok because I think part of the allure of TikTok is the music. And so many...

Well, because a lot of people do dancing and things. And so many artists have brought. broke big on Breaking Bad, essentially, on TikTok. And when you can't then distribute your music, we broke big. We broke big. On the backs of nobody's music. On the backs of 33P, owned by no catalog company. Call me TikTok.

Hey, UMG, I'm ready to strike a deal. I hear you and TikTok are on the outs. What about TCB music? The lion! Now from UMG, the people who brought you music on TikTok comes the unbelievable TCB music With such classic favorites as The Lion and the Lamb and Sully sat up And you've been out riding fences for so long now I think we probably put a good catalog together

place to get all your favorite music DCB music Listen to these classic songs Uh, fiddle little loo la lily lidoo Who can forget Sunny sign up Sunny sign up

Or dying in the grass She was dying In the grass Don't forget this Pearl Jam classic The Way didn't Drove me mad All your favorite forgettable songs live on TGV music.

Hey, it's better than Apple Carplay. We've sung quite a few songs on this on this show, I think. None of them remarkably well. No. Hey, why not? We'll do a little ditty. Who can forget Rigatoni. Got your lover, got got your lover.

Making pasta rig, rigatoni. Yeah. on that poor bastard you may go there's an episode of the commercial rate called rigatoni reggae tony yeah like reggae and then the and then the name tony it's probably the episode i don't it's got to be in the first 50 episodes we're reviewing bad music uh auditions and there was one from i think it was american idol uh maybe in europe somewhere two guys come up they look perfectly normal Perfectly, like, decent human beings. But this is back in the late 90s, I think, early 2000, something like that.

It's from a long time ago. And the judges were like, okay, what are you going to sing? And the guy's like, well, I'm going to sing a song we actually made up ourselves. And he's like, oh, okay, great. And one of the guys starts off lovely. It's a lovely song. Yeah, he's like, I want to take you home. I won't leave.

Yeah, the judges are looking until they're like, oh, okay. Wow, this guy. And then regatoni, the guy standing next to him doing nothing. For the first six verses of the song, he's like, let you down, girl, catch you down girl. Let me gova. Lick, lick your bova. Yeah, yeah, man. Come on now.

He starts like doing this reggae rap in the background, completely destroying any chances of the other guy to get in. And it was just so fucking funny. I wish we could have those guys on. You know, whatever happened to regga Tony, that's what I want to. No, did they break big on TikTok or are they headed straight for TCB minus? The latter may be true. The latter is probably true because it's not hard to break it big here. We'll literally take anybody.

As long as you can figure out how to get on our hosting system, we'll be happy to have you as a guest. Yeah, so I think big deal for Universal and TikTok, I'm probably a moment. Imagine by the time this airs, they've already figured it out. Yeah. But it's a big deal even to pull it for just a couple of weeks because you're right. So many of those TikTok fads are around dancing and dancing to very popular music, not like, you know. But I wonder how much an artist gets paid per view on TikTok. I don't know.

It's got to be like, oh, thousands of a penny. Yeah. Because when you are on Spotify. Yeah, when you're on Spotify, I didn't, Taylor Swift made like what? like a hundred million dollars on Spotify in 2023 or something like that like the she was most popular artist and then there's bad bunny he was the second most popular artist and i think he made like you know 93 million dollars or whatever it is but they had billions of plays of their songs so if you're the average artist like 33 penis or chopper johnson and you're getting

you know i don't know for me tens of plays every but let's say you're getting hundreds of thousands of plays every month you aren't making any money on spotify you might be getting an $80 check from them. Oh, yeah. And someone's listened to your music hundreds of thousands of times. I can understand why you'd be upset. Because if you had to go to Turtles music and buy a CD to listen. Oh, turtles.

Yeah. You'd pay $29.99 or whatever. At the beginning, it was 1999. By the end, it was like $2,99 for a CD, an entire album's worth of music. But there was a good chance that the artist actually saw some cut of that, two or $3 from every sale. So if you sold hundreds of thousands, let's say there was hundreds of thousands of people, people generating those hundreds of thousands of views.

Those hundreds of thousands of people buying your music, if I do my quick math, you're making $57 million per CD. That's good math. I carried the one this time. So I do think this is a big deal. And, of course, UMG is trying to get their take and TikTok doesn't want to pay as much. But they made $20 billion last year. Is it really a big deal to cut off an extra billion to the art?

artists who are making your platform so popular. But you know what they say? You know what they say? TikTok is a Chinese-owned application, and the Chinese are known to be the toughest negotiators in the world, except for me. I am also the toughest negotiator in the world. If you want me to lose money, all you have to do is negotiate with me. I will make it tough for myself to make any money in a negotiation.

That's how I roll. Buy high, sell, low. That's your motto. Yes, that's right. Okay, Brian, we've come to the conclusion that your catalog is worth $10,000. Well, I've come to the conclusion that I'll sell it to you for $3,000. Not a penny less. And not a penny more.

Okay, we'll check our math real quick on this one. Yep, I'm getting universal concerns. My manager approved. I'm going behind my manager's back to make myself an even worse deal. Okay, I'm checking in the boardroom here. Yes, we all agree. $3,000 and not a penny more. $1,000.

I thought we agreed on three. Well, now I want one. Okay, we'll go down to one. I just need it in cash right now. Yes. I'll take $58 and I want you to PayPal it to me immediately. Okay. What about $30 and we'll cover the PayPal fee?

27. Okay, that's a good deal. Can you sign the contract? I already signed it. I crossed out $10,000. I put $7.27. You've already sent it to meet a sign, too. Chrissy just signed this.

I mean, do you sign it? Take a picture. Get it back to me quick. Quick, quick, quick. So we can not get paid for three months. I need you to make that check payable to Georgia Power to Verizon Wireless cell phone services. Phone.com.

Phone.com. Oh. Yeah, well, in life, you know, in life, you're good at some stuff. You're not good at others. That's why you hire somebody else to do all the tough talking for you. All right, we'll take a break. We'll be back. Okay, you're probably wondering why I, Rachel, have taken over the voice duties at TCB.

It's pretty simple. Astrid asked me to shut Brian up, even for a minute. Well, lovely Astrid, your wish is my command. Do you want to help Astrid, too? You know you do. Leave a message for her, or me or Chrissy, at 212-4333-3-Tcb. That's 212-433-3822. You can be on the show, too. Mm-hmm. Just call and say something. anything or text us and we'll text you're right back promise then head over to tcbpodcast.com and get your

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Do you remember I was telling you about how, or maybe I was telling you, this off air. John Anthony Lifestyle, the poir that we have talked about many times on this show, who pickup artist. Pickup artist. Who was just like a terrible human being, based on his videos,

was a terrible human being. He couldn't even remember the name of the girl that supposedly had, you know, been running around town grabbing threesomes with him. Couldn't even remember. Couldn't be bothered to remember a name. He was picking up girls at the mall at the jewelry stand. All kind of crazy shit. Starbucks. All kind of crazy shit.

He is turning a corner on his channels. I've just been watching some of his videos, and he's been turning a corner. He is now a critic of other plus. He is a, like, a guy who's just going straight at other PUA's for their techniques and their tactics, saying they're misogynistic and they're bad and they never work. I mean, it's quite the kettle calling, it's quite the kettle calling the pot black. I'm not even sure how that saying goes. It's quite the kettle calling the Q-Tip White, and I'm just saying that for. that's a good new one

Thank you And I'm saying that From the perspective of a guy who knows Not anything about picking up women But I know that these tactics don't work I'm smart enough to know that I've got enough fucking common sense in my head

To understand that this stuff just doesn't work Under any circumstance I mean maybe everyone's in a blind squirrel Get a nut Even a blind squirrel makes his way to a tree Even a blind squirrel Gets a strawberry every once in a while And so I just can't believe the corner this guy is turning.

He's trying to make himself more presentable. Yeah. And I think it's generally because there's been a big backlash online about poise and their bullshittery. It doesn't make sense. It probably was never going to work. It's taking advantage of guys who are obviously in vulnerable positions and are willing to do anything just to find some company, which I don't feel bad for the poise.

I feel bad for the guys in the audience. And I don't. That are paying money. to go through these programs. These programs are these guys that get wrapped up with Andrew Tade and his fucking, you know, his scam kingdom or whatever it is. They're paying really good money. They're paying like thousands of dollars to get these courses that are 30 minutes long and include guys like John Anthony talking about making out with three women at the same time. That doesn't help them get women.

It just makes you feel better about yourself, John Anthony Lifestyle. I'm keeping an eye on you, but I don't believe a fucking word you say. And I think if the money was in the Pua community, you would be back. with them in a heartbeat. Well, you're seeing the tide turn, and you have enough common sense up in this noggin of yours to turn that corner with them so you also don't get the shit end of the stick. What's he doing now? He's like reviewing all of the poise online.

Oh, he's still doing the same thing. He's still going to coach you. He's just slyly puts it in there while he's criticizing other prozs. He tells you that he's the better poise, right? But he's taking a little bit more of a soft touch. Okay. So he's doing these breakdown videos like we do of other poise. And to be fair, I mean, not to be fair, to be fair to us,

John Anthony started doing these breakdown videos of other poise, suspiciously after we started breaking down John Anthony's poise. I'm not saying he did it because we did it. I'm saying that it's in trend, and I think he's just following the trends. Like a lot of influencers do, exactly like we do. When it's trendy to talk about something, four and a half years later, we'll catch up to it. We just learned there was a pandemic.

You want to talk about it? Trump won? He won? So, last time we did a breakdown. And I noticed that John is now going after the 21 convention. Oh, the one that we reviewed a little bit back. Yes. We're the other guy. Who's the other guy? Adam Lyons. Adam Lyon. Yeah. So there are many, many guys that talk about the 21 convention. The 21 convention in and of itself is the 21 group. It's legendary. It's still out there. They get at least $50. to 60 views per YouTube video. They are really doing what.

They get as many views as we do on our YouTube videos. Come on, guys. Watch a YouTube video. Is that really that hard? Could you do a favor for us, please? Pretty please. I will literally pay you $1,000 to watch 10 minutes of my video. I've got to up that average watch time from one second to seven seconds.

So the 21 convention apparently is a big deal in this community. And it's a whole lifestyle. Like, it's not just about... Of course of it is. Yeah, it's not just about picking up women. It's about being a man and asserting yourself and taking control of the family. Having the right lighting. Yeah, having the right lighting.

Lamps. I like lamps. I like lamp. So I went back and I watched some of the videos at the 21 convention. And I found a very interesting segment about what it takes to have that masculine energy that women really want. This guy is a one of a kind. I don't know if he came from the party in the woods or if he came from the Pua community.

I think he's a good mix of alien light language and the Pua community. I thought we'd take a look at him. I think that's what he's trying to go for. I'm not sure with any effect, but a for effort. The moon cycle? Man moon cycle. Man moon cycle.

Just go for the man moon cycle. The man moon cycle. But I found it interesting enough that we should review here. which is a low bar by the way but okay there we go uh so i was trolling on the internet as you do as i do like to do and i'm ready to say you know okay yeah your answer to me before i ask we've gotten to that point we're like i'm old married couple finish each other sentences all right let's take a listen to what it takes to get that masculine energy that women are so

attracted to okay what i tried to capture in here his name is zan perronin oh is that perionin what's his name i don't know whatever zahn he probably says zon zon zon but i tried to capture in here and it's so powerful i tried to write about the energy of men who women adore they get a free pass i tried to write about what is it what do they have what is the qualities that they have what is the spirit that they have why is he holding his pants like michael jackson i hate guys who hold their belt buckle like yeah they makes them look like you know their dicks about to pop out of their pants they got to keep it in yeah I got to keep it in.

He's wearing an entirely too small gray shirt. A t-shirt. Yeah, his dad bought all over the place. He's got a foo man chew and a scruffy, way too wide goatee. This guy's got a look. It's like, I could have been Johnny Depp, but I went to Krispy Kreme instead. You know what I'm saying? I could have been the Johnny Depp before.

Yeah. I got. I'm not. I'm not going to make fun of teeth because, you know, teeth are not something you can control. But he's got a gray V-neck shirt on, dad-bought in full effect, and then he's holding his belt buckle as this is... He's got quite a few bracelets and necklaces as if his anaconda is about to slip out of the Amazon. And ring. Oh, yeah.

He's jewelleryed up. That's a thing. That's a thing with guys. More rings and... Like me. The more bracelets. you wear the more pussy you get it's there's a there's an equation there somewhere and you know if you if you if you if you if you start from here which is a center of gravity as a man here i don't

it's not the center of gravity for a woman also he's pointing to his chest okay yep it looks like he's about to kung fu us all into paying more money about chakras but if you do imagine your center whatever chest heart chakra you start from an energy force from here as a man okay I think when you go to talk about the chakras and you say whatever whatever it's called yeah whatever it's called I've studied it for 3,000 years I am the last of the kung fu chakras or whatever I was literally given my chakras by the Dalai Lama himself but I can't remember what it's called whatever onward and upward you paid good money to be here Look at this Samsung TV behind me.

They don't even have a screen. Like, you know, you go to a convention and they have the big screens behind them. Yeah, those big complicated setups with the stage and the lighting. Nope. They don't spend money on frilly shit here at the 21 convention. They're just going to go get a Walmart. Yep. Please don't take it out of the wrapping.

You know, the little wrap that comes around it, a little plastic thing you got to turn it after. This is incredibly important. you start from here like this your energy as a man moves out into the world from here and it goes up and out

like a breath just like my dick just like my jeez yes there it is do it with me yeah there it is there it was

there's my energy right on the floor roiling around roiling around roiling around screaming Thank God. I was stuck in his dick chakra or whatever. It goes like this.

And it's a beautiful masculine energy. This is you being charming, being humorous, being inviting, being gracious. This is you saying, would you like some more wine? This is you saying, hey, can I get your... Whoa. All that from your whatever chakra? I didn't know your whatever chakra was in charge of getting people wine. But that's awesome.

Hey, whatever chakra. Let's get to action. What do you need? Let's ask her if you want some more wine. Or maybe one of those pigs in a blanket, those are really good. Yeah, whatever chakra get to work. All right, all right. Can we come up with a name, please?

Whatever chakra sounds kind of shitty to the other chakras. I'm here talking to the anus chakra. And he says he's got a name, Anus Chakra. All right, whatever, chakra. Get to work. Both for you. This is you telling a joke. And this is you.

Hey, guys, nice to meet you. This is a great, beautiful upper energy, masculine beauty. Charm, empathy, sympathy, whatever. Humor, all these beautiful things. All of it. Whatever. Had it all in.

Just breathe. By the way, I didn't know that was masculine energy just to be polite. I know. Yeah. I thought polite was being polite. Empathy. Yeah, empathy. That's masculine. I'm sorry.

I've got my whatever chakra turned off. fuck you qualities of man comes from here and moves out into the world imagine you're on a job interview everything about you is high you're sitting across the table

from the interview yes I did this and even your eye contact is high you can feel it right you're like lifting you're straight up as an arrow like this to be high too I am so fucked up man

we're ready to go kill this interview I got those dibbitty dabs right in my whatever chakra Let's go. I'm going to jizz out my energy. I'm just going to jizz it out on the floor. Up and out. Up and out.

Just like the dick chakra. And now I did this and yeah, and everything is high energy and it's a beautiful energy. It's a beautiful masculine energy. And it's needed. Okay. Is that the floor about to break energy? I imagine from the same center. Yep.

The whole room that there is about to collapse. But whatever. Whatever. Yeah. You paid good money. I got my belt buckle on It's my superhero belt buckle As long as I keep touching it

We're all in good space buddy Of gravity here You're same heart Or originating place It's got that same heart Uh Not a different heart Yeah

Do you have any cue cards or anything Did you think about memorizing this Before he came on your heart He's trying to say chakra But he can't remember He's like Your heart originating place You know, your center of gravity

Center of gravity Not your center of gravity You shit for brains There's an equal counterbalancing energy That is necessary to be a man This is Your dick energy

Dick energy You're good chagra fire Finally we get to be Why Ryan 3,000 My little 33P That's right Shut up whatever Shut up you, whatever, chocker.

Hey, man, I'm just up here trying to get some wine. Get some wine for the bitches so they can get drunk and I can get to screw it. Yeah. Why, Brian, 3,000? I literally got bottles and bottles slipping on my dick. I am driven with wine, Brian 3,000. Hey, settle down. Be polite.

Fuck you, whatever, chakra. Hey, if you don't settle down, I'm going to tell Brian you said, fuck you. Fuck you! I'm the new center of gravity around here. I'm on the floor banging bitches and having fun You are so rude God damn right I'm rude

That's how you get the ladies I thought it was being polite Yeah he's lied everybody He just wants another thousand dollars An energy that goes down And out into the world God damn right we go down Down into the interior of the vulva

Oh my God you're so rude Fuck off not. It's low on the floor. He vibrates. It's a vibration. Can you feel the vibration? Coming from the floor?

It's the floor collapsing. Can you feel the vibration? This holiday and express is about the fold. I didn't think this is going to be this much fun, but I love it now. Everything's about it's lower. Your voice is lower. Everything's lower. This is your sexual desire.

This is, he's pointing. Like he's revealed something that has no one, no one's ever said before. He's fucking. Sir Olivier And he's like This is your dick energy Do you see it? Do you see my dick energy?

It's coming from the floor It's about to rumble up What if you just had like a huge erection It's time to show off Oh yeah That's what he was holding his bell muggle for That's right Put that center of gravity back

your little heart cavity or whatever we're going to now vibrate the floor with our balls Bing bang, Bing bang Fee-Fi foe fun Here comes my dick right in your bum Which in the West

Is a bad thing Toxic You rapist Whoa I don't think you're a rapist Because you have sexual energy Right? No

am i right right right was that right with the rape thing am i right he's trying to build you understand yeah the whole audience is probably like huh jesus christ my mom told me not to come to this i shouldn't listen to her this is you wanting to bend the world over this is you seeing a heart-shaped ass there i like this i like that god damn right now we're talking turkey this is you looking at a fat fat ass going god damn hard shaped ass hard shaped ass hard I don't care what shape it is, really. I don't have eyes. I'm just a dick chakra.

That's your, and I tell you this, it's given to you by God. You fail, God, women, men, society, everything, when you, like, block off that energy, which we all do. You fail God, women, men, and society. Exactly. Right.

to get God involved. Shut up, whatever, chakra. He can crush your little soul. She is all over the place. He is not using its center of gravity right now, only just settle down. I'll get it back to him. My goddamn balls you will.

Let the tiger lose, you know what I'm saying? I do not know what you're saying. I told you to fuck off. Fuck off. Society has been taught. Eyes front, respectful. Don't have any kind of this sexual energy at all, and it's wrong.

it's wrong no one said don't have any sexual energy you're taking it to the extreme this is what all I've been watching some more recent 21 conventions and this is what they all say there's one guy that I watch on a video he could not say

he could not have said fuck more in his conversation he was like fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking men fucking fucking fucking fucking women fucking fucking fucking fucking and I was like wow that's that's super intelligent

conversation right there sorry I was just getting a phone call from someone I owe money to. And they're all, like, so angry because they think that this is how society has told them to be. That's not true. Yes, they do not. Society generally does not want you going around raping people. Right.

That's not the point. They're not asking you to not be sexual. As a matter of fact, I think we could use a little bit more sexual energy out there in the right way. Yeah. But just because you have a dick doesn't mean you don't have control over your children. dick and that's the point and he's playing into it he's saying that everyone thinks you're a rapist just because you have a dick that's not true that is not true saying to men that they don't have control over their own bodies is bullshit and it is proliferating the problem not fixing the

problem my opinion right and guys like this are just playing into it left and right so that was my serious talk for the day sure i know i agree i know you don't like it when bryg gets all fluffed all right Okay. But first, a break. We'll be back. Well, you know, a break. Generally taking a break pretty soon. I'm pretty soon taking a break. You make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some really heavy thing you can do before 10 o'clock. Hi, cats and kittens, Rachel here. Do you ever get the urge to speak endlessly into the void? Like Brian?

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boom boom boom boom and women can feel it they can feel it when they're an energy of a in the energy of a man drop the dick chakra drop your energy that's so stupid that sexual vibration that floats on the floor

but here's the key and here's the key obviously this guy has never studied chakras never he's happy to piggy front off of it but he's never learned about you need both

both energies if you're only this upper energy guy which all the dating advice out there all the mainstream media how to be more humorous how to take toastmasters how to be tell a joke how to be more tell story storytelling mainstream media

Come to Yuckel's dating class down on 955 Center Avenue. We'll teach you how to tell jokes. How to pull endless flowers out of your coat pocket. And how to make coins magically appear behind girls' ears. Nothing gets you laid like chuckles. So come on down to Chuckles. laugh factory and dating advice. He said Yuckels.

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clown show and dating advice clown school and dating advice yuckles cloud school and dating advice It's a gumbo. Mainstream media pushing yuckles all over us. That's the problem. That's why we got all these issues. Mainstream media pushing yuckles all over us.

We need more sincere, deep thinkers in men. Like chakra, whatever chakra. Nothing says deep and sincere, spiritual and alive, energetic and manly, Like, whatever, chakra. Interesting. How to be, where to take a girl in a date is all. We want to take a girl in a date so I find a shirt, two sizes is too small. All of the instruction for men is how to be more of this nice guy, upper energy.

If you're only upper energy, when you say to a girl, hey, I like you. Would you like you over coffee? She says, I have a boyfriend. You're top heavy and you fall over. What? You flint. Oh, I didn't need to be white. See how you fuck things up for us, whatever energy.

Sorry, I can't help it every time I get in front of somebody. I just fall right over. And you fall over. What is this, a Pratfall class? You fall over. He's been to Yuckels, obviously. He's been to Yuckels. What he has not been to is fucking, you know, super cuts.

No one's washed that hair at two years. Oh, God, is it dripping with something. You didn't mean anything by it? He didn't. I have a boyfriend. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know he had a boyfriend. You're sorry because he had a boyfriend?

Never be sorry. I respect that. Never say sorry. Never surrender. I mean, what? Don't say sorry. Say sorry, don't say sorry. Sorry!

You fucker, now we're fucked. That we just fell down. You know what I would have said? I would have said, we'll call him up and tell him you found a new dick to ride. That's what you said. How rude. Exactly. Too much of that upper energy.

Always making us fall over at coffee shops. My job is a man. So this upper energy is what's being taught. This is why we have a generation of nice guys. you're either in your basement a generation of nice guys you make that sound like a bad thing

my god this is the problem you make it's you make nice guys sound like a bad thing guys should be nice in general there are times to show your teeth it's not when you're trying to pick up a woman it's not

we're playing World of Warcraft not going out in meeting girls or you're being taught upper energy things which are good things Yeah, nothing says nice guy like playing World of Warcraft all day long. But if they don't have the counterbalance of that beautiful lower thrusting energy. Oh, it's beautiful, it's delicious. It's beautiful, Chrissie. So good.

You want me to show you? Come over here, Chrissy, with your apple bottle. Settle down. She's your friend. Let's get her a drink first. I'll take some more wine. You want some more wine? I got that covered.

Upper energy here. Yeah, see? Now go hoof. Hoof's fucking off now. Don't worry. I'll be thrusting that glass of wine right at her. The spanking energy. If you don't have that.

The spanking energy. Someone literally just fell off their chair. They were like, has the check cleared? Because I want my money back. You can just hear somebody running to the door. Let's listen to that again. Listen, listen closely.

It fell over. Spanking energy. Yeah, his nice guy energy just fell over. It's too top-heavy. Yeah, he's too top-heavy. Women are dating nice guys, and men are learning, okay, how to go down on a woman, how to her anatomy they're reading all these books and programs and like

how to please a woman. Oh God forbid God forbid we both get enjoyment out of sex. How to massage you with right oils and candles for the right they're pleasing women and women say I want that guy yeah sign me up. No you don't no you want a guy who doesn't even know where the hole is

no you don't I'm a man and I know I know. I know what you want I'm just going to start poking around until I find something to stick into. You don't mind, do you? That's trusting energy. Is that guy? Are you talking about it? You make no sense whatsoever.

So guys getting educated about female anatomy to make the act of sex more pleasurable is a bad thing? Yeah, apparently. Massaging them with oils is not what women want. Listen, I am no Casanova. Trust me. No Casanova. But I don't think I'm going to be at a point where I'm going to complain about my sexual experience in life. My sexual experience is.

I've had plenty of them, many of them. I'm a woman and I'm saying I like that stuff. Of course you do, Chrissy. Because this guy is just talking shit. He just got paid $500 to get up there and give a speech. He hasn't even practiced. The guy goes down to you for 45 minutes. You could get yourself off in two minutes with your fingers.

What? But it's nice. It feels good. It's cool. But you have no, there's nothing in here. that makes me what is he talking about i don't know he went from chakras to going down on someone for 45 minutes first of all don't know anyone who goes down on anyone for 45 minutes that hurts your jaw that's just bad that's just bad physio right there this guy's incredible

you see no i don't nope i have no idea just as clueless is when you You started. Could you provide a hand out? Yeah. Is there a PowerPoint to go along with this? And I call you back tomorrow and let you know about this proposal. Are there follow-up questions on this one? I think, you know, that makes women say, wow, I can't stop thinking about that guy.

He's never. He's never what? That's what's missing. Yeah, he doesn't finish his sentence because he doesn't know what he's fucking talking about. I bet these guys are all in the audience like, huh? Right. So, and if you're only lower energy, you're a creep

oh well thank God you've got a good balance because I don't know I'd put you at the top of the creep heap myself if you don't have it balanced if you're the sexual guy looking at women's boobs

and you don't have a balance with charm and humor and empathy and kindness and full respect boobs yeah literally crawling around on the floor. Pursor.

The hard ones with the hard one. I'm down here with the lower energy, getting ready to thrust my way to you. You just see guys on the floor just thrusting across the coffee shop. Creep.

You're a creep. But if you have both, our generation has only upper energy. There you go. That's what we have. Your generation. Yeah. There you go. There you go. There you go.

Come to daddy. He has both his arms outstretched. There you go. That was the revelation. Come to Johnny Depp Jr. Come to greasy hair, Johnny Depp. Somehow Johnny Depp makes greasy hair look good. This guy does not.

Welcome to my history. Oh. Only have for energy. So afraid to show that we. We have this sexual desire to, which is, like I said, get on this billbuckle. Yeah. I put on my magic belt buckle that I got the lucky charms box. Look at me now.

I'm dripping with lower dick energy. And grease. And grease. I can't afford a shower. Thank God we're staying here at the Holiday Express. They promised me a shower and returned for my speech. God. I'm so afraid to show it.

In society, you can't say it. Oh, no, that's bad. right no you're not right no not right right not at all right right is this lining with you guys because i've seen a lot of flicking faces out there because all three of you seem to be kind of confused you're just lighting with you guys is lighting good you can't hear me what's going on because uh i don't see a lot of shaking heads that one dude fell off his chair a couple minutes ago and he hasn't recovered yet he's just on the ground thrusting around i'm just the ab guy well then is that one guy are you getting this is

landing with you what i'm sorry i had my headphones in my conference call makes sense this is why we're here it's why we have this problem in our lives which we're trying to sort this thing It's why women are going, where's the real men? Every. Oh, they're at the 21 convention. They're all at the 21 convention. Oh, my God, I'm going to spit my drink out. They're all the real men.

The given speeches at the 21 convention. The 21 convention. That is what I'm going to start telling my single friends. Forget about anything else. I've already been posting on my Facebook about it and my next door out. 21 convention is where the real men are. Spotted. 21 convention tickets on my next door app.

I'm spreading the good word. Well, the women are saying, where are the real man? Women are doing both roles. They're being the man and the woman because the man are not showing up. Woody Allen said, Oh, Woody. Oh, Woody. Good old Woody.

He stops right there. That's it. That's all that happens. You get the Woody Allen ending with no Woody Allen. Woody Allen said this, bad chopping. Cut. Wow. I'm going to have to find more Zon.

Zon's good. And you should always take advice from Woody Allen. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Nothing says lower dick energy like the guy who married his daughter. I mean, honestly. Oh.

They weren't blood-related, but I don't think it matters, actually. I'm not sure. He left his wife for his adopted daughter. That he lives together. Yes. Now, as he made some good movies, of course he has. Everybody likes a good Woody Allen fable. But I don't like Woody Allen.

So sometimes it's hard to watch his movies now because I'm like, he fucked his daughter. That's not a good thing. I don't care what kind of chakra, whatever chakras you got going on now. Whoa, Brian, that was a gem. That was a gem. That was an instant classic. That was Zahn. That was a Zan.

we got to get zahn back on we should get zon on we'll break him big yeah zan you want to hit the big time you want an additional three views come on the commercial break give us that same speech i wonder if we could get zon on i bet zon would be happy to come on actually yeah yeah well that was uh terribly in lightning i feel better already i'm going into the weekend feeling great about this laughter therapy oh i'm going to be thrusting my way in the bedroom tonight yes i'm going to be dick andaging it all the way all the way home oh oh all the way home hi-ho hi-ho whatever chakra we go there we go yeah all right well i don't have a phone number to give you but i'll tell you to go to

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Okay, Chrissy, that was a good one. Yeah. All right, but that's all I can do for this week. I think so. But I'll tell you that I love you. Best to you. And best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe.

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