The Commercial Break - TCB Infomercial: Gianmarco Soresi

Episode Date: May 24, 2024

Krissy is out having fun in Memphis and Bryan is just out of a broken tooth! So on this Friday Infomercial Bryan & Krissy speak with comic, podcaster and Podcast Magazine Award Winner (yes... it's a thing. A very lame thing!), Gianmarco Soresi! Gianmarco's HOT weblink! Follow him on Instagram Tour Dates and Info The Downside Podcast __ Text TCB or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-TCB Watch TCB on Youtube Check out our website Follow us on INSTAGRAM: @thecommercialbreak | @bryanwgreen | @tcbkrissy Follow us on TIKTOK: @tcbpodcast ___ Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Creator & Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid Green Audio Editor: Christina Archer To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And I told him, I was like, you should go to therapy. And he was like, nah. Running. Running. That's my therapy. And I was like, oh, that's so interesting because sushi, that's my therapy. And I was like, oh, that's so interesting because sushi, that's my hair cut. What the fuck are you talking about?

We need to treat depression like the disease that it is, right? Yes, yes. You know, you wouldn't tell someone with diabetes to run it off, because you need both feet. On this episode of The Commercial Break.

We're going to get pretty stoned and go to the mall tomorrow and see the seals. And you know, it's these these poor seals because you know at least at a zoo they recreate a natural habitat but like I don't I don't think any of these seals grew up next to a Spencer's gifts and that's gonna be tough for them. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. It's 2.30 in the morning! Oh yeah cats and kittens welcome back to the commercial break I now. The 30th of March! Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.

This is not my missing best friend, Kristen Joy Hoadley. She is away in Memphis, seeing yet another concert, being at yet another festival as her husband plows through May with a concert or festival every single weekend. So best to you out there in the podcast universe. I'm going to be your only host today, Brian. And as you're listening to this, I'm probably getting a tooth cracked out of my head while my eyes are still open. It's literally my living nightmare.

But why listen to my drama when you can listen to today's TCB infomercial with one of the funniest touring comics out there, Gianmarco Sorici. We actually interviewed Gianmarco a while ago, but because he is in the frozen tundra of Canada when we interview him, his internet was really spotty and he dropped off a few times. No fault of his own, we love this conversation with Gianmarco. It took me a while to edit it in a way that is listenable, And so I think I've got a good one on deck for you today.

Gianmarco is on a forever tour. He's touring forever. You can go to his website, geonmarcosoracy.com. Don't worry. You don't have to know how to spell it. I'll put a link in the show notes and you can see if he's coming to your town. He probably is coming to your town because he's got dates through December 31st. You know, a comic is good when they are touring 160 nights in just

the last six months of the year. I mean, this guy is everywhere all the time. He's also got a hilarious podcast that I have started to listen to. And it's called the downside with Gianmarco Sorrisi and tune into the latest episode where they decide whether or not he's actually turning into Jeff Goldblum. It's a weird conversation on alternate universe theories. I think you're going to laugh a lot and I think you're going to like it. So let us not delay. Let us not waste a lot of

time listening to me, uh, drabble on because I have to go and, you know, get X-rays of my jaws. They know where to put the bone graft in my head. Brush your teeth, kids. Brush your teeth. That's all I got to say. So Gianmarco Sorosy, here's our interview with him. Why don't we do this? Normally I ask Chrissy about this, but I'm going to ask you, the podcast listener, why don't we take a break? And then when we come back, through the magic of tele-podcasting, I will have Gianmarco right here in the studio a couple of months ago, a while ago, recording an interview with our dear friend, Gianmarco Sorosi, and enjoy this

special Friday TCB infomercial. I know you're going to love it, so let's take a break. We'll be back with Gianmarco. Well, thank the baby Jesus. Brian took a breath, and now I will use this opportunity to let you know that we've got a brand new phone number. That's right, it's 212-433-3TCB. And you can text us anytime you want. Or you can call and leave us a voicemail and we might just use your message on the show. Once Brian gets through all the messages

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mental illness and addiction that they're not alone. Help CAMH build a future where no one is left behind. So who will you rise for? Register today at SunriseChallenge.ca. That's SunriseChallenge.ca. That's SunriseChallenge.ca. Thanks, Gianmarco, for coming on. How are you? Oh, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. You're in very cold Edmonton. Yes, I'm performing in, it's a mall. It's one of the biggest malls. It's a comedy club in a mall.

It's the second biggest mall in North America. Oh, really? Yes, they have seals. They have a seal show. Wow. Yeah, because that's why, because these colder places, they have to- Have indoor spaces.

Make it all. Yeah. We were always talking about that. Yeah. Yeah. True or not true? Not the seals, we weren't talking about the seals. We had no idea about the seals.

We had no idea about the seals. But we were wondering, we had heard, maybe this is just like, you know, one of those rumors, you hit legends, like urban legends. Canada legend. Canada, do they have tunnels where they can like walk from place to place to keep you warm? No, you're thinking of the Hasidic Jews in New York City, I think. I haven't seen any.

I don't know. Maybe covered walkways. I don't know. Maybe just they have huge malls. I think so. There's definitely like tunnel like things that I walk through to get to the comedy club. Minus one, bro. Minus one, but feels like what?

Minus one feels like minus 10? I grew up in Chicago and minus one is, that's even cold for a guy from Chicago. Sure. I mean, I don't know how you grew up in Chicago. I can't even imagine. I didn't have a choice on the matter. But now I'm down here in Atlanta and I'll never go back because I don't know how people live in that terribly windy and cold city. In the summer, it's lovely and hot, but in the winter,

it's not. Gian, I have, Gian Marco, I have more important things to talk to you about. It's a pressing question. It's a pressing question. Inquiring minds want to know, Christy and I, do you like your dental hygienist? You know, I am glad you brought that up. I appreciate that. I used to be on the Actors Union Insurance many years ago, and then I did not make enough money to qualify. So I had to downgrade all my doctors. I had to lose, I lost my whole team. And so the doctor I see now, they're in Chinatown and they, no one at the office speaks English, which honestly, it's fine. There's nothing wrong with that. It can be, you know, I think when they lecture

me about what I should be doing, I don't follow. I don't feel bad. Floss more. They're just saying floss more. Floss more. That's what they're saying. Yeah. So it's going okay. I don't seem to have a lot of cavities. And I think that's just genetics. You know, that's really good news because Chrissy and I were just talking off air about this pressing problem we have with our hygienists, just to fill you in on why we would even ask the question. It's ridiculous. They like to talk. Yeah, we have chatty hygienists. And when you've got somebody sticking things in your mouth,

and you're, uh-huh, uh- yeah. Well, then you should see my guy, we have no conversations at all. See, that's perfect. I want the name and phone number, because my hygienist- You're gonna go to Chinatown. I'm gonna go to Chinatown for- Cleaning.

I wish we had a Chinatown. Yeah. My hygienist likes to show me pictures of her dog while she's cleaning my teeth, and then wants me to react to the dog. And I'm like, honestly, I don't care. I mean, I could care, but I really don't. Now's not the time to talk about your dog. Let's get this over with. They're holding you captive.

Yes, they are. Yeah. I think you always, people need to understand when they have a captive audience and go like, if in this situation I should be, and think about it, she's showing her dog to everybody. Yeah. She doesn't get tired of showing this dog. Well, she doesn't get tired because no one can tell her that we really don't want to talk to her about her dog because we got their hands in our mouths. I wonder if she's ever like on a date and, you know, the date's not paying attention

to her, so she just puts her hands in her mouth just to be like, you know, let me talk a little. I don't know if I could even look at another human being the same way. If I was a gynecologist or a hygienist or a proctologist, I'd be like, ah, no, I'm good with humans. They're all good. You have a really funny bit that I was watching about men going to therapy and how when you ask, when you tell your friends, you're like, hey, man, you know, you should go see a therapist. You should do some therapy. And your friends will respond with something like, ah, no, running, jogging, it's my therapy.

I feel, I go to therapy and I love it. But I feel like I get this response from a lot of my friends too. They'll be like, no, running is my therapy. No, you know, I do things on Saturday. I'm going to cut the grass, it's, you know, a meditative state of mind. Or, you know, drugs and alcohol, that's my therapy. But I totally agree with you. Are you, are you a long time therapy

guy? Yeah, I think I was skeptical for a little bit because both of my parents were deeply in therapy and it didn't seem to do shit for them. But, but, you know, I went through, I went through like a, a, a bad breakup, more, more like, I went through I went through like a bad breakup more more like a someone I dated for five years, and then they got married to someone else. And so I finally, I finally went to therapy. And, you know, it's tough because it's twofold. One, I think we need to reframe therapy as like, it's just getting advice from someone outside who isn't who doesn't have an investment or, you know, their own motivations. But but I also think like, there is kind of a,

a more conservative angle of like, don't go to therapy. And I think the reason is, if you really pent up your problems, that gives you the kind of energy to do things like storm the Capitol and go to war. And I really do believe that some of the propaganda against therapy is simply that, no, we need you to be pent up so we can direct that frustration towards a very specific cause. Yeah. I like this line of thinking right here. Because I've always said, I think we have a loneliness

problem in this country. People are extraordinarily lonely, grasping at straws, hoping for meaning in their life. And a therapist could probably tell them, hey, listen, there's no hope or meaning, you just kind of trudge through from one to the next, but you'll be okay, bro. But I kind of, I think I might agree with you for this. People aren't as angry and fearful if they're a little bit self-aware. So, it's like, you know, then they don't, you know, go so crazy. It's the same thing with like masturbation, you know. I think religions go, you know, don't jerk off, because then if you don't, you get so mad. You're like, we all need to go to church on Sunday, and you need to give the money. And it's, you know, that's the real impetus, I think, for that kind of thinking. We have a, we've given bumper stickers out. We support men's prostate

health and we need to stay healthy with our masturbation. We have 21 EPM stickers, which means 21 ejaculations per month. That'llulations per month. We're just doing our part. Yeah, we're doing our part. For a second I thought it was per minute and I was like, whoa, I gotta go, guys. I'm behind. That's our time. And that's our time with Gianmarco today. Thank you very much. I love your name. Obviously Italian, right? Italian. I'm much more Jewish, but they, you know, I'm probably like,

I'm much more Jewish, but they, you know, I'm probably like, God knows, a tenth, an eighth Italian. It's humiliating. But that's the name they gave me. Yeah, it just feels like a lie. My name feels like a lie sometimes. I love the name because I used to work at a trattoria, like a place called La Strada Trattoria, an Italian restaurant owned by a real Italian, like an Italian off the boat Italian,

wonderful restaurant, made great food, neighborhood restaurant, but one of the managers, his name is Gian Marco. So, Gian Marco, he would sit at the corner of the bar, smoking cigarettes at the corner of the bar, just how long ago it was, he'd be on there smoking you know, people would come in and he'd be like, Brian, send them a bottle of Chianti Classico. And it's this cheap swill that we have, boxes and boxes in the back. And so he'd be like, go get them two bottles of Chianti Classico, give them

Chianti Classico. And then inevitably I'd go, yeah, yeah, Gianmarco, what do you want me to do with the bill? I'm going to, you know, void it, comp it, whatever. He'd be like, wait, don't get it, but put it on the bill. And I'd be like, what? You just told me to bring them two bottles of Chaotique Classico. And then you charge $50 for this fucking swill and now you want them to pay for it. They drank it because they thought it was free. Sure. Yeah. I mean, it sounds like me, an Italian Jew. We really didn't do much of it. I wish, you know, I did Rosetta Stone for Italian twice and the only word I remember

is Rosetta. So it's been, it's, my dad, he pretended, like when I was a kid, he, you know, he's, my dad, he's probably a quarter Italian, but he told me growing up that I was like 100% Italian. Oh yeah. And I believed that I was like 100% Italian. And I believed him. I know I hadn't learned about fractions yet. And I was like, okay, that makes sense. Jewish mom, Italian dad. And he would he would he like, we watched The Godfather like it was like a home movie. He would he would tell us, there's this symbol, it's like a Sicilian or a Thai symbol, it's like three legs around a head or something. And he would tell me, be like, son, that's our family crest. And I don't know, and it's like he never, he thought I would never grow up. He thought I'd never like Google what is this image. So it's just, my life has been a lie. And I wish there were

more like, because with the Jews, you know, when I was younger, I did the birthright trip. And I wish Italians had a thing for like the Vatican or something. I think that would be fun. Though I don't know, I think of the Vatican was like, oh yeah, we give a free trip to little boys. I'd be like, ah, that's okay. We're gonna slide in that one. That's what we think that. Yeah, you got to get to the Vatican when you're young to dissuade you from believing that the Vatican is just really a holy, it's like a bank for the richest human being in the world. I mean, I don't know if you've been to the Vatican, but-

I have. No, I did when I got older. Yeah, me too. And every piece of artwork, you're like, this one's priceless, this one's priceless. Remember to help the poor. Yeah. And you're like, exactly. Then they have the collection plate outside. It's like, I want you to donate. For what fucking reason do you want me to donate? The collection plate is like a Michelangelo plate that costs $10 billion. You're like, sell the plate. Exactly. I was in the Sistine Chapel and there was a guy walking around with a basket and I was like, you got to be fucking kidding me. You got the Sistine Chapel above you. Sell a piece of that.

You'll be fine. Yeah. Saying this as a good Catholic, of course. Of course. So, Gianmarco, you have this podcast that I think is really funny. How long have you had the- The downside. The downside. How long have you had the podcast for? Oh boy, maybe like two and a half years. It's crazy to think. Really funny. How long have you had the podcast for? Oh boy, maybe like two and a half years. It's crazy to think.

Yeah, that's a long time in the podcast industry to have that. Yeah. We started ours in 2020. Yeah, we've been around for four years. So smart. I wish I had started in 2020. That was the time to do it.

Yeah, unlike us. It looks like you've had a little bit of success. So. Listen, your us. I did die. It looks like you've had a little bit of success. So. Listen, your studio's prettier than mine, I'll tell you that. It's a beautiful studio. You just can't, that's just what you see on TV. That's just what you see on TV.

The other half is chaos. Yeah. Wires hanging everywhere, taped stuff. Don't worry, John Marko. It won't look this good forever, as one of my children will eventually need their room back. So when they get it worry, John, Mark. It won't look this good forever, as one of my children will eventually need their room back. Sure, sure.

That's going to be something a whole generation of kids who had to sleep in a podcast studio. Right. I keep on telling Chrissy that this podcast, most parents are going to give their children reason to go to therapy. As a matter of fact, I think parents have been keeping therapists in business for a very long time. But Chrissy and I are just loading the gun

full of ammunition for my children. They're gonna be years in therapy just to try and unravel what's going on from their friends. That's right. I pay for my own therapy now, but it was very funny in the beginning when my parents would pay for me to go tell a stranger what pieces of shit they were 24-7. Wow. So your parents were paying for your therapy when you first got into therapy? Yeah. Yeah. I think in the beginning they felt responsible. My parents are divorced multiple

times. And I felt justified in being like, you know, you owe me this. You owe me this. To each other or two separate people? Divorced and remarried. Yeah. So they got divorced. No, never. There was no parent trap situation with them. Because that happened to me. Really? Three times.

Wow. Three times they got married. to each other. Three ceremonies. Yes, three ceremonies. How many people were at the third ceremony? There was, you know, the courthouse. Yeah. Wow. That is, that is pretty incredible. Yeah. I know definitely not. They might, my mom married my dad's former lawyer. It was part of the divorce settlement. Part of the divorce settlement. But they got divorced and then my dad got married and then lots of girlfriends, lots of long-term girlfriends. But he's single now.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Is he on hinge? Is he on Hinge? No, he's more on like kind of the Russian mail order type sites. He's doing a lot of Google translating for his messages. And it fits right in with Married at First Sight or 90 Day Fiance. That's right. Maybe your dad has a chance to become a B-list celebrity on TLC. You just keep prodding him along and there'll be a happy ending to this. I know it. I don't think so.

I think he would, he'd be a great reality TV character, but I think I would be canceled by association. Do you watch certain shows on tour or when you're traveling? Do you have a couple go-tos? Do you have any like comfort food for your eyeballs? Yeah. Trash, do you have if you will? Yeah.

I try. I have more like comfort podcasts. I'm more like, I'm more into like, you know, if succession is when that was playing, White Lotus, I save it for like the really good I can talk about with friends. I'll watch Curb Your Enthusiasm now and then, Simon Fowl now and then. Those are my comforts. Those are good ones. Do you enjoy being, like you're on an epic tour right now.

I mean, just a scan of your website. And by the way, you can get tickets on Sean Markel's website. We'll put a link in the show notes. But I feel exhausted just looking at your schedule. You're like five nights here, four nights there, three nights there, all over the world. It seems like exciting places though.

Yeah, at least they're nice places to visit. Yeah, I mean, it's tough. It's a constant navigation of like keeping healthy and my sanity and my sleep and trying to have fun. And sometimes I'm alone and now I go with, now I'm able, luckily, to bring an opener with me who's like a friend and a pal. You know, like tomorrow, you know, I've been doing this, this is my third weekend I've done in Edmonton in my life. And the first two were tough. Going to a SEAL show by yourself is just, it's brutal.

Okay, so we lost Gianmarco there for a second, but I wanna tell you that we usually wouldn't tell you that we lost Gianmarco, we just piece it back together, but here's the craziest thing. So, Gianmarco, while you were gone on your little break, Chrissy was, I said, that's what happens when you fuck with the seals in Canada, they cut your internet, and Chrissy goes,

oh, you mean like the singer? And I go, no, the animals. I thought you were saying when you went to a Seal show by yourself, like a Seal concert. She thought you went solo. No, Seal would rather, Seal's not performing in Edmonton any time soon. Who is opening? Who is speaking about having an opener? Oh, sure. Sure. he's actually from Atlanta originally. Liam Nelson is his name.

Okay. Very good comedian. And we're gonna get pretty stoned and go to the mall tomorrow and see the seals. And you know, it's these poor seals, because you know, at least at a zoo, they recreate a natural habitat. But like, I don't think any of these seals grew up next to a Spencer's gifts.

Right. And that's going to be tough for them. Well, you say you're going to go get Ridley Stone. I'm assuming Weed's legal in Edmonton? I mean, Weed was legal in Canada way before way before us. So I mean, I just I remember the day I remember coming to Canada like, I don't know, 17 and being like getting weed, it was like, Whoa. And now in New York, there's weed stores everywhere. It's everywhere. Just reading about the debacle going on in New York. Which debacle? What did you read?

Well, I guess there's a lot of political, you know, mess, I guess, kind of of who gets the dispensary, who's allowed to, who's not. There's stuff on every corner, people doing stuff under the table. I don't know, I just read a little article about it this morning. Weren't they? Yeah, they were. Sure, it's the weed dispensary licenses to family members. Inmate to people. People have been convicted. Of nonviolent marijuana.

Well, there's one, there's this, first it was just a workout studio, it's called Conbody. And the instructors are all yeah, the instructors are all former inmates, they never specify of what because you know, if my fitness instructor, if my fitness instructor, you know, killed somebody, I'll pay extra. That's the kind of motivation that I need. You know, just pull out a knife, be like squat lower than this.

That'll get me down. It's a little bit, it's a little bit hokey. It feels a little weird. Like they're like, you know, the doors, prison bars. But then they just opened a weed element to this company. So now it's like, it's this whole like hey be a criminal It's it's very surreal but good if it helps the people who went to jail for pot good Give them the money give them the money, please

Yes, I couldn't agree more actually. I think it's a fantastic Not enough of that happening. Well, I think it's just a slow process It's like everywhere, you know, you start putting in red tape, and I understand there needs to be red tape, and you need to be monitored and carefully, you know, whatever, calculated and all that stuff. But I just want them to start making the weed gummies with an even amount of weed. You know what I'm saying? Because if I eat one corner, I don't get it.

I'm fine. I eat the other corner. Oh my God. I've been talking to this. I've been talking about this recently, because I do that too. I do the, I sometimes be like, oh, I just want five, I ate half, I don't feel anything. And I'm like, oh, I guess I'm getting like immune to fives. And then I have the other half and I'm like fucking dead. That's such a good point.

Yeah, because this is like a couple of months ago and one of my friends brought back from California, like these extremely potent, it says right on there, extremely potent, caution, 50 milligrams per gummy, 50, whatever it is, micrograms, milligrams of THC. And I was like, and he goes, dude, you got a nibble, bro, nibble, a little bit here, a little bit there, like, don't try and pack that power punch right into one bad boy. And I go, no, you don't have to convince me. Like, I'm full of anxiety. I know, I know most weed is going to send me into a tailspin. So one night just having fun and I took a little nibble, nothing, not a thing. I didn't feel a damn thing. I was walking around the house just fine. So a couple of weeks later,

then I nibble on the other side of it and, Gianmarco, I had a six hour long panic attack in the middle of the night, questioning my existence, wondering if my children were okay. And they were right there, laying in the bed with me. And I'm like, are they okay? Should I go check out? Oh, there they are. It was insane. They need to like, even that shit out. They do. You think that in 2024, they have some technology. They need to like even that shit out. They do. You think that in 2024 they have some technology. It's some technology to figure that out. Yeah, it's called mixing, mixing the batter. But that's kind of fun. That's what it used to be like in high school. Someone would make wheat brownies with the butter and the melt and you had no idea what kind of night you

were going to have. So that adds a little excitement into our lives. Drugs are supposed to be a little bit risky. I think we forgot that. We're like, well, this drug, it was a little surprising. Yeah, that's the whole point. We were talking to Reggie Watts about drugs and just a couple of weeks ago, you know Reggie Watts, you know Reggie Watts. I did, I did. Corden, he was watching from the side. Nice.

Yeah, he did. So he was telling us- Talking about some new brew. Yeah, new brew, but then he was explaining to us about how he was experimenting with ketamine. He had gone through this ketamine phase where he's experimenting with ketamine. And the guy sounded like he had it down

to an exact fucking science. A little bit of this and then there's that and then talk to that person. Take three milligrams of this, I take four milligrams of that and I thought to myself, I need this guy to help me dose my weed gummies so that I keep myself out of trouble. The podcast that you have, you were named one of the very funny people in podcasting by Podcast Magazine. Oh. Yep.

A big, big publication. I mean, every year people go, what is Podcast Magazine saying these days? Well, we share that distinction. We share that distinction of having no one look at our podcast magazine article. I was like, they have a magazine for podcasts? Wait, they have a magazine for podcasts? Wait, they have a magazine for podcasts? Where do you pick that up? But we had a whole feature in it.

Yeah. Where do you pick one of those up? At the same gas station where you get the, these people were arrested last week magazine? What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In Florida, you go to the gas station, you could pay $1.50 to get mug shots of,

it's a magazine full of mug shots of the locals that have been arrested. And I thought, maybe it's a magazine full of mug shots of the locals that have been arrested. And I thought maybe that's where they give out a podcast magazine because I don't know where I can pick up my local coffee. But I think it's, I think it was a funny concept and Chrissy and I got invited to do like a, you know, like an expose, I guess is what you would call it. Just a couple of months after the podcast started. We were excited. We were so excited. We thought this is it. We've hit the podcast started. We were excited. We were so excited.

We thought this is it. We've hit the big time. They're finally taking notice. Everyone's there until the guy who did the interview just kept asking Chrissy to do a threesome with him and his wife. And I realized exactly why. He was like, my wife, I think you're so beautiful.

And blah, blah, blah. I was like, eww. I want to know who made this threesome request. Was it podcast magazine or someone else? It was someone writing, someone writing on behalf of podcast magazine. We met him in a clubhouse room. If you remember, that was a thing for three minutes. So we met him in a club. And then he started and then Chrissy and I did a couple of live podcasts on Clubhouse. There were like 16 people in there. I mean, no one was in these rooms, but he was. And so Chrissy had her picture up on the thing.

So then all of a sudden the guy starts messaging me, hey, I want to do a feature for you guys in podcast magazine. And I was like, oh, this is so exciting. Yeah, we're in. Podcast magazine, finally taking notice. Finally after a month of doing the podcast. I mean, to be fair, this is like when someone at a mall is like, hey, you ever want to be a model kid?

You should come back to my place. Let's take some pictures. You know, you should be skeptical. If anyone wants to feature your podcast in anything, you should go, they probably want to fuck. There's no way this has anything to do with the podcast. True story, but you know, we were young and dumb and naive. Yeah. We were just as bad at podcasting as we are now. And we just thought, hey, listen, maybe this is our break. Maybe this

is something. But then when we started thinking about it, we were like, wait, there's a magazine for fucking podcasting. Does anyone really pay attention to this podcast magazine? And what we found out was clearly no, nobody listens to podcasts. No one reads or cares about what anybody has to say about podcast magazines. It's a ridiculous venture. Such a weird thing to try to pick up people, try to hook up with people in podcasting, a career notorious for people who have chosen to not be on camera. It's like, you know what, I'm not great at this. I'm going to go for the people with the face for radio. That's who I'm going to try to... Yeah, the guy got on a Zoom call and it was interesting. I'm telling you.

You even got a butt dial, right, from the guy later with his wife in the hot tub? Yeah, they were in the hot tub. It was just a whole weird scene. I mean, I don't want to get into like, how do you get a butt dial in the hot tub? I'm not sure it was a butt dial. Oh, I sat on my phone. I'm in a hot tub. You want to join? That's insane. Sorry, my balls touched call. But while we're at it, let me FaceTime you. Let me dick time you. He was a character. He was interesting. Oh, I later found out that none of them got paid for any of the work that they did. So I guess we got what we paid for.

He might've picked up some ass. Yeah, that's true. I don't know who would sleep with that guy, but to each their own. Well, let me tell you how I got in podcast magazine. Yeah. Go. Yeah. No, the joke was I fucked it. That was the-

I got the joke, but now I really want to know how did you get in Podcast Magazine? I guess, I think it was my PR person must have partaken in a threesome. I got to give them a raise. They are really fantastic. They're really taking one for the team. Yeah, they are. When you go out on the road and you do these long stretches like you're doing right now, I see that you're doing like four and five dates at a particular club. When you do that, what is the worst part of it? Besides being away from home and not your creature comforts,

what is the worst part about being out on the road like you are right now? Because we like to keep it positive. I mean, sure, sure. I mean, yes, like, yesterday was was like a super shitty day of just flight flight delayed, and there's no one who really gives a shit. And I almost missed the show. And you're like, you you you just have to, I think it's the real pressure of like, you, if you cancel, some people they traveled two hours to see you, they rented a hotel,

they do all these things and you really get like the intensity of how many people's nights you're going to fuck up if you're not good. I mean, when I think of Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift, when she cancels a gig, it affects 10,000 people. I mean, it's like, and also the thing that, you know, recently someone had a seizure at one of my shows in the middle of the show. And and and there, I believe they're okay. But but then I had another show where someone had like they passed out. And I thought like, I read a lot sometimes not to compare myself to Taylor Swift. But every you start reading like, oh, this person, they they died on the way to a Taylor Swift concert, or this person, they died on the way home. And why didn't, and it's like, you think like,

oh, the more people you involve, the more lives that you're involved with. Yeah. And I just think there's probably, Taylor Swift's getting to a point where someone's gonna die at every one of her shows, statistically speaking. Yeah, she's got so many people. And that's a lot.

Yeah. Yeah. So, it's just the So it's just the, it's just the, the tough part is the feeling of you had a layover, flight was delayed, you barely get to the club, you feel like shit, and there's all these people who are so excited,

and you have to be like, I need to meet this moment, and I have never felt worse. Right. I never thought about that, because of course we sit behind a microphone, right? So if we're having a bad day, we just don't do the show right that moment or we, you know, or we can delay it a couple hours or whatever. But I never thought about that is there's real pressure and I think in that seven foot walk where you're like, man, I have to get it together because these people

paid their hard earned money to come see me and I can't afford to have an off night for them, for that pressure of other people. And I'm sure there's lots of people who just don't give a shit. They're like, whatever you're going to get, what you get, and that's what it is. But you seem really professional in that manner. You're like, I really give a shit whether or not these people get what they came for. And that must, a lot of stress on days where you missed flights and shit's late and maybe you're just having an off day or an off week or an off month. I mean, that's, I, I mean, I told my girlfriend, she, she, my girlfriend doesn't like when I talk like it, but I go like, I get why comedians die on the road, because it just is, you got to push through

so many things. You just got to push through feeling like shit and you're in a shitty hotel, but you just you're like, I gotta make it. And you know, it's a bleak thought, but I get it. I get why it happens in the motel room after the first show of a weekend. Jared Yeah. But do you also get this sense, like, I think we were talking with Hannah Berner about this, that like, the creation, your creation, like, you get up, you create something that, you know, a form of art, right? And I actually think it's kind of a noble profession, but you get up there and you create something, but do you feel like when you create that,

there's a great deal of satisfaction? You had a good night, the jokes came through you, you jived with the audience. Is there a great deal of satisfaction that you feel like, wow, I might have just, I might have improved somebody else's shitty day. Yeah, I mean, honestly, it's, the feeling that brings me the most joy is like,

you do a new joke and it kind of works. And so you get to like really, I think sometimes I'm mostly drawn to stand up because I need a lot of feedback. I need like a real back and forth for me to make art. And so, so, you know, even if I'm feeling tired, if I get that new thought I had on the plane and it gets a little bit of something, I'm just excited. Yeah.

And I feel like I did something. Yeah. And that's why, you know, I like to go long. I like to do an hour and a half usually. Really? 90 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. I think, you know, if I had my way, I'd get away with two hours sometimes, but I'm not quite big enough to get away with that yet. That's right. But yeah, that's the best part is like making, there's very little room between me having

the idea and me getting to literally share it. And I think I like, that's what I really love about the art form in general. I think you're a very intelligent comic who uses his body on stage in a way that adds punctuation to your jokes. And I think you have to think quickly sometimes to keep up with what you're saying. I said, as a very slow human being, you have to think quickly to keep up with it. But I like your brand of humor. I think you're really funny and you should get the credit that you

deserve and hopefully you will make it to Taylor Swift opening act at one moment. Because if there's anything that I wish for you, Gianmarco, it's that Taylor sends you a bottle of Chianti Classico and then pushes you on the stage in her closet roll around so that you two can feel like a celebrity. Sure. I mean, I had one, I had a Taylor Swift joke recently that went viral and I was nervous about it. I was nervous. Those guys are scary. That's a scary fan base, but I'm still alive. I'm still alive. We have talked a little bit about Taylor Swift on the show and we get quick responses one

way or the other on the text message line whenever we do something Taylor Swift. To the point, you know, it just, like was like a little bit of oversaturation, I think, there for a moment when we're leading up to the Super Bowl, there's so much Taylor Swift talk. And that was a lot of the feedback we got most recently was like, okay, guys, enough with Taylor Swift. And I get it. You know, there's we've talked a lot about it.

Yeah, I think I like to more I think it's more fun to talk about her fans because my little sister is a Swiftie and she told me recently, she said, you know, Taylor Swift is more famous than Michael Jackson ever was. And I was like, well, you know, to find that out, she's going to have to molest some kids because, you know, there's loving someone and there's loving someone despite the allegations. You know, let's see Taylor shake that one off. I just played my first Michael Jackson song, like a first Michael Jackson song to some of my children and they loved it.

And then I was like, am I going down the wrong road here? Because at some point I'm going to have to explain. Yeah, you know, you should play him some classic Bill Cosby records. They're very good still. My dad still has classic Bill Cosby records in his record collection. And I told him, I said, dad, you gotta throw that shit out. And he goes, who the fuck cares? And I was like, I think like four or five women might give a shit.

Sure. Four or five, I think it was 70. What was the last gap? Well, you know, my dad, he's not throwing away anything. Okay, before we let you go, I have one comment for you. You recently on your podcast said something that I think made a lot of sense and Chrissy and I have talked about here on the show and I want to get your retake on it. Super Bowl commercials suck these days.

It was just all celebrity. It was all celebrities all the time. Chrissy and I mentioned this after the Super Bowl. Right afterwards. That's all I want. The reason why I watch is for the the Super Bowl commercials and now a version of entertainment I guess is just seeing your favorite celebrity star drinking eating or pushing some product. Driving. Where did the originality go? Where's the good ideas? Where's the actualality go? Where's the good ideas? Where's the actual great commercials that they used? I feel like they used to do.

And I think you had a good take on this. Yeah. I think like, like, listen, it can work, you know, it can be fun to see a celebrity in a, in a unique situation. I think recently Snoop Dogg had a campaign where he said he was giving up smoke and it ended up being this smoker, which by the way, the campaign did well, but sales did not go up and they fired the president of that company. Oh, no way.

But I think it's, yeah, yeah, even though the campaign was successful. But I just think these ad agencies, they've gotten lazy. They, what happens is they, they're, they're, they get that star and then if you're writing a script, you know, traditionally with a sketch, you have beats of a sketch, kind of where's the jokes, where's the turns and so many of these commercials, the turn was new celebrity. And then the second turn was a third celebrity. And when you have that as a tool, it just becomes so easy to

keep using that. And you don't even need to take that big of a risk because, you know, they're going to like the commercial because Kanye West was in it. People are going to talk about it just because of that. And so I just think we really have reached a saturation point of so many commercials relied on this that I think people have actually been talking and will hopefully get a shift in the direction. And I also think there's a twofold. I think movie stars in general, they're making less money than they used to, still plenty. But so now a lot of them are more willing to do a commercial.

I think we've gotten rid of the shame of doing commercials that we need to bring back. And I also think these rich people, they're also like the world's coming to an end. Or certainly like there's about to be a degree of class warfare and I want to have a bigger bunker. I want to have a bunker that's big enough for company. And so Jeff Goldblum is like, sure, put me in a third commercial even though I'm about to be in Wicked. I mean, if you are in a trailer that is airing, then I don't want to see you in a commercial right next to it. How can I buy that you're the wizard of Oz when you're also trying to show me, give me

this buy apartments? Like get out of here. Get out of here. Exactly. You know, it used to be that A-list celebrities or movie stars, they would do a commercial over in China or maybe they do one in India or whatever it was, you know, movie stars, they would do a commercial over in China, or maybe they do one in India, or whatever it was, you know, over in Germany. They would do one of those because you probably wouldn't see it here in the United States. The internet was not as... Yeah, only my dentist would know about it, you know, but other than that, nothing. But now they're all over the place. And I agree with you. I think it's oversaturation and unoriginal. And I understand the need to make money,

get it while it's hot. I get that totally. But like, you know, save something for the, save something for the bedroom, as my mom used to say. Save something for the bedroom. Or get us a little more creative. Save something for the comedian that doesn't want to go to Edmonton

a fourth time next year. Bro, I just, I feel for your current situation. I hope the Seals treat you well tomorrow. I hope you get as stoned as possible. Chrissy and I have been recommending Cypress Hill for very stoned days. So check out Cypress Hill, small little band back in the 90s and 2000s. You might have heard of them. And thank you so much for spending time with us, Gian Marco. Gian Marco is now on tour, giving away bottles of Chianti Classico at no tour stops he stops at. And then he's also very funny.

You can Google Gianmarco and we'll put links to all of his pertinent details in our show notes. Thank you, Gianmarco. Hope you have a great weekend in Edmonton. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Take care. You too. What? Oh, hi, it's Christina again, here to remind you to go to tcbpodcast.com for all things audio, video, and TCBdio. Give us a follow on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok at TCBpodcast.

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He's going to be in a town near you I just know it and there you go from the ass crack of Canada Gianmarco Sorosy I hope he enjoyed his day at the indoor mall I I swear that I've heard somewhere Chrissy told me Chrissy told me and I haven't verified this fact that they have tunnels from one building to the other so because it's too cold up there to walk outside, I don't know. But I do have friends who've said that Edmonton is lovely. I just don't know that I can go that far north without...I don't know. I don't like cold plunges, so I don't think I'm gonna like colder cold weather. But anyway, Gianmarcosorici! His podcast is The Downside with Gianmarcosorici.

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