The Commercial Break - TCB Infomercial: Patton Oswalt

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

The Commercial Break Podcast | EP#822 Patton Oswalt Patton Oswalt has been a rare breed of entertainer. Using his skills as a comedian, actor, writer and producer , Patton has never stayed still long enough to be type-cast. Over the last 3 decades he has shown up in and on some the most beloved cartoons, TV shows and movies. All while keeping his distinct POV authentic to his quirky, pragmatic sensibilities. That said, he's really f'n cool and TCB was lucky to have him! And after the thousands of potential interview talking points were reviewed, analyzed and planned, Bryan could choked and asked about Remy! God Bless you Patton...God bless you. Patton's INSTAGRAM: HERE Watch EP #822 Patton Oswalt with TCB on ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠! Text us or leave us a voicemail: [phone]TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits | TCB Tunes: Written, Performed and Edited by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Mar Luther King was the guy thinking on a 4D chess level and trying to actually bridge the gap and bring peace and bring people together. And Jay Edgar Hoover was the guy, Reddingham Lairs, going, you should kill yourself. Like, that is not a diabolical evil genius. That is a panicky, imperfect, insufficient human being bumping up against an elevated soul. and consciousness and his only response is you should kill yourself yeah like like that's when

you actually look at the real conspiracies uh the people that were pulling them off were not masterminds at all at all they were airified the next episode of the commercial break starts now the 30 of the morning oh yes cats and kittens welcome back to the commercial break i'm brian this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show chris and joy wholly best you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. The best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on a TCB infomercial Tuesday, as we are very excited to present to you after this long Labor Day weekend. The King of All Media. And not Howard Stern, Patent Oswald. I am very excited about this one. Feeling a little tickle in my pickle. I know. A little wiggle in my

giggle. I'm a little nervous. I am a little nervous, actually, if I'm being honest. Because I've loved him from afar for so long. He's been in so many things. They are hard to name even in an hour of the commercial break. So I'll just go through a few of my own personal favorites. The fan, the movie that he did by the same guy who wrote The Wrestler about the Giants fan who lives in his parents' house. It's an amazing turn for Patton, and he does it. I mean, it's one of the best acted films of all time, I think, and Patton is the main character in that. Let us not forget that Patton also took many turns in the incredibly funny situational comedy, the mockumentary known as Reno 9-1-1.

Yes. He was always good in Reno 911. When he showed up in Reno 911, he was a scene stealer for sure. He was in... The voice of Remy. The voice of Remy and Ratatooey. One of the household favorites here, as a matter of fact. I'll share this with him also.

So when I told my kids that Remy may be coming on the show, it was just pure joy, pure joy. And they asked if they could talk to Remy, and I said, I don't think it works that way. You're going to be disappointed if you talk to Remy because it won't be Remy. Also, I think we forget, we easily forget that Patton, for many years, the voice of Adam Goldberg in the Goldbergs. Yes, that's right. And although he, I don't think he shows up on camera. Does he ever show up on camera on the Goldberg? I don't remember that happening.

But he is the voice that you will remember from the Goldberg. And stand-up. I mean, he's been doing stand-up for years and years and years. So funny. Sci-fi. Yeah, he's a big sci-fi fan. Improv comedy. Comedy bang, bang.

I mean, the guy is just... He's everywhere. He's a writer, actor, comedian, all of it. Producer. Producer, everything. Yeah. Pat and Aliswold is one of our favorites, and we're so grateful to have him here today in, well, not in our

studio, but on our TV, it's the same. It's the same thing. The magic of telepodcasting. You know how it goes. But first, we must address the rumors, which are true. In fact, I've gotten engaged to Taylor Swift. That's correct. Me and Taylor, Taylor and I, we're going to get married. Go into the chapel and they're going to get married. Well, no, he might be surprised about that. As we're recording this episode, we're learning that Travis and Taylor have officially done the due. They are getting engaged. I can only imagine how many millions of dollars were spent on a ring for Taylor Swift. What do you think?

It's going to be a big fat ring or an understated simple ring. I don't know. I could see either way with her. I could see her wanting the big fat ring. Yeah, I don't think she's going to go huge. But then telling Travis to keep it simple, stupid, so that she doesn't. I think it would be something unique. Something special. That's right. But, you know, she's got a merch drop in like 10 days. And so she's, you know, everyone's going to spend all of their money on merch, including everyone in this household. Anyway, that's the big news today is that Travis and Taylor are getting married, but who cares? Because Patt and Oswald is here. That's right. And we shall talk to him about all things, everything. I mean, as much as we can. I don't even know where to start. I know. I feel like we could have a lot of things to talk to. This could go a lot of different ways. This could go a lot of different ways. Let's just.

hope he stays on for the full allotted time is all, I think is the best we can hope for in this circumstance. So let's do this. Let's take a break. And then through the magic of telepodcasting, Chrissy, Pat and Oswald, right here in our studio with us. And I will fan boy over Remy, Reno, the fan, and all other things. His whole career. His whole career. We'll just. And he's got so much in the works, too. We're just going to give him a virtual hand shandy while he's here. What do you think? Okay. Okay. We'll be done. Hey, it's Rachel, your new voice of God here on TCB. And just like you, I'm wondering just how much longer this podcast can continue.

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We'll respond. Now, I'm going to go check the mailbox for payment while you check out our sponsors, And then we'll return to this episode of the commercial break. The innumerable Pat Nosswald here with us, Kristen Joy Haudley. You will be known for many things, I'm sure, when you're long gone from this ether and on to the next ether. But in this household, I want you to know that you will live on forever, as many children will probably attest to, as Remy from Rattatatooie. Rattatatooie.

It is one of our favorite. movies and when I told the kids that the voice of Remy from Maratatatoui was going to be on the show it was an explosion of pure joy coming into their fit can I talk to Remy and I said well it's oh well tell them thank you I'm very flattered yeah I know they cannot talk to Remy no you know life is hard life is tough we need hard strong kids damn it that's right no toughen up these little shit heads right yeah they I mean it's what a brilliant movie. And now I cannot think, I mean, like so many other roles, I cannot think of another voice that would have fit Remy better than yours. Just indulge me for one second. I know this is a long

time ago. You've talked about this ad knowledge. Right, right. How did you, how did you get, how did you get the role for Remy? The way Brad Bird tells it is he, they were looking for a voice that couldn't find one. He was driving around one night. And he was, they heard my, they were playing my first album on satellite radio. I was doing a bit about the Black Angus Steakhouse. And he was like, that's the voice. That's the guy I want. And he apparently made a pencil test of Remy doing that bit and showed it to the Disney people.

And they were like, is he going to curse like that? No, no, no, no. We just listen to the voice. And then they brought me in. and I know I met everyone at Pixar, I met Brad, we hung out, and then it, we just clicked. Yeah. Yeah, it really clicked.

A brilliant, brilliant turn in that movie. I was very happy. Yeah, I can only imagine that, and the movie did so well, and it's so iconic, and now there's rides and all that other stuff off of France. Yeah, I know. It's weird. It has this, Brad Bird just sent me an article from the New York Times about the um there's these little magnetic shoulder plushies that's like the new rage i guess you put like

a magnet under your shirt and then the thing sits on your shoulder and there's plush it but apparently remi is by far like the most popular little plushy to have on your shoulders you walk around the park yeah hey patten i could walk outside my door and in three seconds i could have two of those sitting on my shoulder because i own two of them yeah yeah i mean there's yeah there's all i mean all the Characters now, because when you think about it, Disney, a lot of their main protagonist has a little helper on their shoulder, like talking about Jimmy Cricket, stuff like that. So, yeah, Remy is, he's the man. He's the plushy right now. He is the plushy. We went there a couple of months ago down to Florida, and they're all over the place, and it's the first thing that the kids, you know, they want that. I want that. Can I have that? How does it sit up there? And then we got the little magnet. So four, and four days.

One of my kids was walking around with that thing on his shoulder, sleeping with it on his shoulder. Yeah, very adorable. But, I mean, you know, Ratsatooie, one of many iconic roles and in television and in film that you have played, I think you have been, I don't want to say lucky because you're very talented, but you really have had a very long and sustained career. Could you have ever imagined? Could you have ever imagined? I mean, luck is a part of showbiz, unfortunately. It is a part of it. I have been very, very lucky.

I think maybe the reason my career has gone on so long is I just, I am actually interested in a lot of things and I do get enthusiastic and I like trying new things. So, I mean, I think if you keep your interest and enthusiasm and you keep the attitude of I get to do this rather than, oh, well, I got to do this. Sure. If you're not focused on the rewards and way more focused on, oh, wow, I get to work with creative people, I think that really sustains a long career. Yeah, I mean, fair enough, that was going to be one of my questions. I think because you are so wide-ranging in your varied roles, I mean, your voice acting, you're podcasting, your stand-up, you're doing movies, but not just one type of role. Many types of role. Comic books?

Comic books? Yeah, I mean, I just, I, I like doing a lot of different things. I have a, I'm, I'm very lucky that I have a lot of creativity to burn and, and I want to, I want to just, you know, try everything. I want to try everything. Why not? Why not? Okay, so, I have a question.

We can't find a whole ton of information about it, but we know it exists. It's out there. What is the dink? Yes. It's an upcoming movie. I think it comes out later this year on, um, Apple, it's about a, it's a, it's a, it's a, um, a pickleball comedy. Yeah.

It's based on your story. Jay Johnson and not Josh, Jake Johnson. I forget who's, there's a whole lot of, um, Mary Steenbergen, uh, Jake Johnson, um, uh, Ben Stiller's in it, Ed Harris. Uh, it's really, really funny. And, and it's based on a true story, it says, based on true events. Oh, wow, I guess. I mean, listen, I wouldn't be surprised.

Pickleball and pro stuff. Yeah, why not? Yeah. You also have to understand, listener, is that when Chrissy and I are trying to wrap our heads around having a guest in the studio, one of the things we like to do is, like, check and see, hey, what's going on, you know, what are they up to? And Patton's list was so long that we could not commit any of it to memory. Oh, no. Look at the dude. Look at the list.

My God, please. Feel free. Yeah, it's unbelievable. Tell us about the new, you've got an Apple audio series that's coming up also. Black coffee and ice water, is that right? It's not a series, it's my next special. I did it just audio only, the way they used to put out albums. Like Apple is getting audible is getting back into like, hey, let's do albums again.

And I jumped at the chance. I love the idea of doing that. So, yeah, I was very, very excited. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. When is that drop? That will be out in November. That will be, I will announce all of that soon on my, uh, uh, Insta and my newly redesigned website.

You'll hear about it everywhere. All right. Links of the show. Everywhere. You're good, he's got a PR push coming, folks, a PR push. Yeah, it's happening. And Star, Star Trek, you've got a new thing with that, too? Well, as we're talking, my episode already aired.

Yeah, I got to be on an episode of Strange New Worlds, which was great. I got to play Vulcan, so that was amazing. What? Yeah, and it's, it was really interesting, because in my head, when I got booked to play a Vulcan, I'm like, oh, well, I'm going to be in the makeup chair for a couple hours. Sure.

Apparently, they really have it down to a science where you go in, and they've got it ready to go, and they can get you. I think the years of, like, Nimoy sitting in the chair at Desilu, getting ready in the early 70s they have now refined that process so it wasn't as long as I thought it would be and it was just it was very fun to play a extremely logical character that does not have emotional highs and lows that is very even that is very you know focused and is and is tapping down a lot of emotion that was that was really fun to play you as so okay so huge star track fan so I want to ask you a question about this a couple of years ago and I just want your

opinion on this. A couple of years ago, there were a couple of fans, and I got really, like, into this because I know one of the players used to know, one of the players in this particular saga, which was, CBS sued some fans for making a fan fiction film that they said was profiting off of the IP of Star Trek, essentially. It was like a CBS, it was like a Star Trek adjacent show. It certainly had some of the same themes, and it was, you know, in a different universe or whatever it was how do you where do you stand on the idea of fanfic and people wait wait wait yeah go ahead cbs you said stewed sued sued okay i'm very confused right now wait but you literally said stewed and i said stew yes i would like the uh transcript to be read back

to somebody made a fan reporter yes somebody made a fan fiction of star trek a fan a film a What was it like on YouTube or something? It went on YouTube and went on a website. The person who created the film, the director and producer of the film, he raised a bunch of money to make the film. So he went like a go-fund me or whatever the whatever, wherever he brought that out. So the reason why they came after him was because they said that he was profiting off of the IP, that he had made the film for specifically. two profit off the IP. There's some questions about where the money went and how it went. Essentially, he created his own little studio down here in the south from some of these funds that came in the

door. So then there was this lawsuit and it was really, you know, at least in that universe, because I kind of kept up with it, was a big deal. There were a lot of people on both sides of the aisle. I'm just now hearing about that. I had no idea. I mean, I thought people made, don't people make all the time star trek aliens batman uh predator adventures fan films constantly i mean i see them all the time on youtube all the time but most of them make them in there i would imagine right in their backyard on the weekend doing this isn't that's not but some of them are really good yeah i agree with you i've seen a couple of them where it's like some of them were very well made and really really creative so i don't know i don't know enough about the case to comment on it i'm just again i'm just now here

about this. I don't know how, again, I, I see so many fan films. I don't know why, why was this guy sued? Because they believed that he was, the meat and potatoes of the lawsuit is you took the money, you took a bunch of money to make a film, right? That then you knew you were going to profit off of, because he paid himself to make the film. He paid for his time. And then he built a studio with the money that he got for making this movie. So essentially, CBS or decided this was a bridge too far. You had taken RIP, you collected a bunch of cash on the back of RIP, and that is something we will not allow. You cannot make money. You can make a fan fiction film in your backyard, but you can't make money off of RIP, which, you know.

He made money because he paid himself out of the money that was raised. Correct. Yeah. Again, I don't know, I don't know the legal intricacies of any of this. Look it. Look it up. It's a fascinating twist and turns. Well, how do you feel about fan fiction in general? I'm sure you've had quite some interesting people that have come up to you at some of the things that you've, you know, appeared at? I mean, yeah, there's been, I don't know if there's been any Remy fan fiction, but I know that there's been, I mean, didn't, um, didn't, um, uh, 50 shades. of gray start out as Twilight fan fiction.

Yes. That's a true story. Yes. And then she turned it into like an BDSM narrative, but it was twilight fan fiction. And I mean, fan fiction's been with us as long as there's been fiction. I mean, you could almost say that the Greek myths were fan fiction. Fair enough. Yeah.

You know, they would just keep taking... And in fact, there's this really... Oh, God, I cannot remember her name. She's this really interesting classics professor when I listened to one of her courses on CD, and she talked about how it's really interesting how the Greek myths were about heroes who go to the edge of the mapped world, the edge of the known world, and they go beyond that map, and they fight monsters, and they bring back magic items or new technology or medicines to heal, you know, that's their adventures. And then fast forward to 1970, there's a show

called Star Trek about heroes who go to the edge of the known universe and then go beyond it, and they fight monsters, and they bring back new technology, new medicines, essentially magic items to help the universe and help mankind.

And she goes, and like back then, the Greek myths, the heroes, the Odysseus and Jason, and people like that, emperors would, like, say that, well, I'm of the, I'm of, the, I'm of, the same lineage as Hercules, like I'm descended from these heroes.

And now in Star Trek, like Captain Kirk, I think he was born in a certain actual town in America. Okay. And they say birthplace of Captain Kirk. Like they link themselves to the future of these characters. Yeah, to that lineage. So the same, it's the exact same need and impulse that people that humanity needs, which is that we do have to go into the unknown sometimes, and it's scary. and we hope that there are heroes that can do that and come back

and bring things that will heal the world. That is super fascinating. Yeah, yeah. It's a hamster wheel. It's, you know, I was trying to explain to my son, Disney, the great company, Disney, right? He said, well, how did Walt Disney come up with the story of Cinderella or Snow White or Sleeping Beauty? And I said, he stole it. I mean, honestly, he didn't steal it, but he took a fairy tale that had been.

been around for hundreds of years, in some cases, and he reimagined it. He wanted to see it come to life. Well, I mean, look, the Brothers Grimm just traveled the countryside, listening to people's stories, and then published them as their own. Fair enough. They were collectors. So all that stuff was in the public domain, but then it is interesting that when Disney started doing original stuff, it still followed the same pattern of somebody goes beyond

the known world, you know, fights monsters, brings back. stuff to bring the world together even more. You can even argue that that's the story of Rattahooie. He goes beyond what is his known world. There are these big, scary giants that he has to fight. He has to convince one of them to help him, and then he links rats and humans in cooking or something. I don't know, but the same story gets told over.

I mean, we could go back to Joseph Campbell, the hero with a thousand faces or, you know, the whole test and quest thing. But, yeah, it's just we have this need to tell stories, because a lot of times in our own lives, our stories tend to be kind of sloppy, or they just kind of end for no reason, or there's not any satisfaction. So why not create a story where we have a satisfactory ending where the evil are punished and the good are lifted up? Why not? You know, who does that hurt?

It doesn't hurt anybody. And as a matter of fact, I think that it gives us some comfort that everything turns out okay, some hope. some promise of reason to reach, you know, I mean, I think a lot of us right now are looking for heroes. I believe it's why so many people are into religion or conspiracy theories is that they're looking for, they want purpose, they want it all to make sense, they want something. I absolutely think that conspiracy theories come from a fear of, wait, no one's at the controls. That's it. They would rather have somebody be at the controls, even if it's for an evil purpose rather than no, stuff's just random and no one's in control. That's terrifying. So it's

so much better to go, oh, no, the 9-11 happened because there was a vast, no, we were asleep at the wheel and a couple of dudes realized, oh, wait, I can just take box cutters on a plane and then commandeer it. And like, that's terrifying. I agree with you 100%. I think people find solace in that they want to know they want they want some measure of making it make sense when a lot of things don't make sense because if the grand conspiracy is we're taking down the cabal of whatever for whoever and he's at the wheel and then right at least i know at least i know how this is right yeah um and that makes me feel comfortable now you know for what's really also what's kind of interesting is the conspiracies that have turned out to be true like co-intel pro

and MK Ultra, are ones in which people in power are actually trying to sow more chaos. When we actually find out the ones that are real, the actual conspiracy theories that are real, it is always the most clumsy, embarrassing, pathetic. The FBI is keeping files on John Lennon or they're trying to send poison cigars to Castro. It's like, oh my God, the people that are in control

are in even less controlled than we thought. So we imagine the conspiracy theories that haven't been proven that I think are any conspiracy theory where there is a 4D chess level of thinking by the evil ones where there's as multiple. I'm like, that one's fake. But the ones where they're like, we got to track John Lennon's.

That one's probably real. That's probably it is, it is fallible, frightened, imperfect people. who somehow found themselves at the controls. Again, all the conspiracy there is against Martin Luther King. Martin Luther King was the guy thinking on a 4D chess level and trying to actually bridge the gap and bring peace and bring people together. And Jay Edgar Hoover was the guy Reddingham-Layers going, you should kill yourself.

That is not a diabolical evil genius. That is a panicky, imperfect, insufficient human being bumping up against an elevated soul and consciousness and his only response is you should kill yourself yeah like like that's when you actually look at the the real conspiracies uh the people that were pulling them off were not masterminds at all at all they were terrified this is uh this is a very smart point that you're making which is the people, the conspiracies like MK Ultra and all this other stuff, these are

just small people looking to so chaos. Terrified. Because they don't know what else to do. They have no other tools at their disposal. They're trying to put what they think is control and they can't see that what they're doing is just adding more chaos because they

I've always said all this panic about white people losing power. White people were in control of 99% of stuff. And in the last couple decades, that has slipped precariously to 96.7 and they all panic. We're being replaced. It's like, guys, dear God, you're, like that. It's panicky, insecure, insufficient people who they cannot abide any having to give any of their stuff up. It freaks them out.

And that's where most conspiracy theories spring from that. Spring from someone who's chaotic and less than and terrified, that's where the conspiracies start. 100%. They don't like seeing the Black Panther is completely organized, giving out free breakfasts, opening up free libraries. Oh, my God, actually trying to bring some order and sanity to their neighborhoods. And, well, we got to infiltrate these people. Oh, my, we're giving away breakfast. Exactly.

What? Wait a minute. Well-fed children? Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. You know, that's where the conspiracy stuff always comes from. True.

Same playbook that they're using now, right? Install fear, sow the seeds of doubt, and let it roar. And that's, that's... It's all like weird, middle school petty bully shit. You know, like the guy that they were going to deport to El Salvador, then they brought him back. Now they just arrested him again. That is crazy. And they're going to send him to Uganda.

Yeah. And it's just that thing. of like, if we made a decision, we cannot be wrong, even if, like, again, it's all chaos. It is not this mapped out conspiracy. It is emotional, fragile egos lashing out at the world. And it's all it is. And it's 1,000% illegal. If you don't look at that and say to yourself that we have spent millions of dollars

persecuting just one person because we did something wrong. We got it wrong. and now they're giving him the choice. He had the choice to go to Costa Rica where they would just set him free. He had to admit that he was running people. Now, whether or not he did, I don't know. But they're not even giving him a chance.

They're not even giving a day short. Now he's going to Uganda. Yeah. And he's going to Uganda because they don't want to be embarrassed. That's right. They want to silence him and send him away. I'm just hoping, again, the outcry is so, they're so panicky that they're doing a version of the strong.

prize hand effect where their moves are so clumsy that it's just shining even more light on their incompetence and hopefully that will i mean my daughter read um for school had to read george orwell's 1984 and um well that is a and that's a very grim book to read like it is just brutal and there were times she's like i can't this is really bumming me out i'm like i know but just finish it finish the whole thing and then we will talk about it i can there is a weird hidden sliver of hope in that book that a lot of people miss. You just got to read the whole book. And she read it. That last line, he loved Big Brother. He sold out Julia. He's just waiting to be killed. You know, they completely crushed him. And you're like, oh, my God. And then I go, did you read

the end note, the glossary of terms in the back about Newspeak, that George Orwell? The novel has a thing in the end. And she read that. And then she realized, oh, and the first sentence is Newspeak was a form of communication in a and a dictatorship called Oceana. Newspeak was, it was how they, in the words, this is a report about a fallen regime. It didn't last. All totalitarian regimes eventually collapsed because they only operate on illusion and fear and paranoia. And eventually, you run out of energy. to keep that illusion going up, and it just crumbles.

It just crumbles. And also it attracts totalitarianism regimes always, always attract the most mediocre people to rise to the top. That's why they're so popular at the beginning. It's, I think Clive James was like, the Third Reich basically gave jobs to the unemployable. That's really what it was. It was people that you just could not employ anywhere else. They were complete screw-ups.

and the ruling regime always just turns into, as, again, as Clive James called it, just a bucket of eels. They're all just fighting in each other. I mean, if you look at the administration right now, they all hate each other. They hate each other. And they're all trying to get advantage over one another. And it eventually, that exhausts itself and it crumbles. Yes. And you know, it's, you can see it that it's bread at the top, right? Trump wants these people to fight against each other. They want, he wants him to fight for his attention. Because he's terrified.

Of course he is. If they're not fighting with each other, they will turn their eyes to, because none of them want to be number two. They all want to be number one. So get them fighting for the number two spot, and he can relax and be number one. Yes. But if they stop fighting for number two, and, you know, he saw what, listen, he saw what happened to Newt Gingrich.

Newt Gingrich blew in with the whole contract with America, and he, surrounded himself with other people that and then he didn't last a year yeah because they were like no i'm leading this and they got rid of him and he you know trump is not smart but he's shrewd and he is like oh i better keep people fighting or they will turn their eyes on me that's it that's a very that's a very keen observation and they are a bucket of eels and they're all eating each other yeah they're and they're all go go read go reread bud shulberg's what makes sammy run um sammy glick gets to the top and he realizes the only other people around him are other Sammy Glicks who are looking to take his job like you will eventually be surrounded by people that will if you live if you succeed

by those means you will only be surrounded by other people that were like oh I got to take you down you you will become the main course in the feast that you've laid out you just don't realize it you can't see it because of all the glamour and all the glitter and all the shininess oh my God, I'm surrounded in gold and everything's beautiful. And you don't realize all that gold that's in the Oval Office right now, those are all It's fake. Cable set. Well, it's also, those are all table settings around a grand feast and Trump is the main course.

He just can't see it yet. Very interesting. Very simply put, as my dad used to say, be careful when you're climbing the ladder, who you step on for you meet them on the way back down, right? Who you step on the way up for you meet them on the way up for you meet them on the way. way back down or they have or they or they or they're behind you and it's just like if you so this this fear and this doubt and this uh fighting and this negative just pure based negativity you're going to you're going to chum the water and you're right about this is that then the sharks are

hungry all of them are hungry you don't think jd vance it's sitting there uh foaming at the mouth over the 17 shit of course he is any one of them would throw any one of the others into a meat her to get, or as my, to paraphrase my friend Dana Gould, they would rip out someone else's eye to use that socket as a foothold to get one level higher. Oh, God, it drives me, it just drives me crazy. Do you have, as someone who has at times been very vocal about your, first of all, you tend to be very progressive, I think, I don't think I'm miss speaking there, which I appreciate, and you tend to speak out.

Do you fear the administration and the way that they're acting and behaving toward critics? Sometimes, yeah. I mean, I don't think I'm a big enough fish for them to focus on, although I am always reminded of during the Anschluss in when the Nazis took back Vienna, the first people they went after were the cabaret performers and satirists. The first people they went after, Egon Freidel and Peter Altenberg, like, that's the first people that they beat into Pulps. So, yeah, they don't like being laughed at. I mean, that's why they went after Colbert. They don't like the sound of laughter. And it is, or as, again, as Clive James put it, they want their jokes to be the funny ones.

And they don't, they don't understand irony or. or satiric once removed or anything like that. They just, it is all just bullying and I'm awesome and you suck. And, you know, there's no pointing out, oh, here's something that I learned from something stupid I did. Like, they can never be in that position. No. They have to be in the position of I am the one pointing out.

I am bringing the elixir to heal the world. They can't see, they think the whole world is sick because they can't see that they're sick. Mm-hmm. It's true. Wow, we're getting into some deep, dark weeds here, man. Hey, man, I love it. I love it.

I see me at Go bananas. This is this December. It's going to be a really fun night. Go bananas. Yeah. Well, going back to that, for just a second, I noticed you had commented on a Jack White post the other day, and I'm really enjoying Jack White's voice right now on Instagram. Yeah. You know, I don't know if he's what, I don't know if he would watch this.

I met him. I was at the memorial service for Paul Rubens, and he was there. Oh, okay. And I am such a fan of Jack White. Me too. Not just his music, like just the way he pursues his career and what he builds and what he focuses on and how he does it. Absolutely. It was very apt that he was at a Paul Rubin's memorial because they very much had the same artistic philosophies.

And he's one of those people that. I met him and I just kind of clammed up. And I didn't, I had too much to say to him. Yeah. I was like, hey, it's really good to me. And then I like turned and then Andy Richter came up to me. And I just started babbling with Andy Richter about stuff. And I feel like he thinks I like blew him off.

But it was one of those things where my brain just fritzed out. I'm just like, what am I going to say to this guy? And my wife, who was so much more socially adept than me, just she hung out with him. And they talk for a while. And I'm just like, right, right, right. I wouldn't be, too. If Jack White, if you're seeing this, my brain fritzed out.

It hasn't happened a lot. It fritzed out what I met. Here's the people that happened with it. Fritzed out when I met Cormac McCarthy. And it fritzed out when I met Anne V. Coates, who was the editor. She edited Lawrence of Arabia and murder on the ornics. Like, she is basically the, she is the Superman of editors.

she's the one she like and i met her in an award show just like it's great to and i had like in my mind like eight like 80 questions like pressed against my yeah brain like how did you do and i and i and i just and then aboard aboard yeah yeah my superer was like don't subject this person to your bullshit like she's having an she was getting like an honorary award and i'm like i'm not gonna fucking bother her and i just walked i there's certain people you meet you just go hi like, great to meet you and you just walk away. Like, what the fuck am I going to say to them? Yeah.

Listen, I know the feeling, Patton. I know the feeling. And I, because you're one of those people for me. Oh, God. I had to write them down. I think you're just one of the, I just think you're one of the smarter guys in the business. I appreciate the way that you move through the world

with authenticity and integrity. And I also, I also appreciate that, you know, you speak up when you need to speak up. But it's not what you're all about, right? It's not everything. Hand her a cat lover. I'm a big cat lover. How many cats do you have?

Well, I had, well, growing up, we had like five in the house. Really? And I ended up taking like my main one with me throughout, you know, my college journey and then into my adult life. And she lived to be 23. So. You know why she lived to be 23? Because you really loved her.

And she felt no stress. And when you don't feel stress, you age slower. Yes. When you, the calmer you are, the slower you age, so that you gave that cat. Oh, I love patches. 23 years old. She was a calico, white calico. Yeah, 23.

That was a very, that was a happy cat. I still have dreams about her. I still have dreams about her. Wow. But when you owned, when you owned five cats, was there like a clear pecking order as to who was, this is the person running things? This is the right hand man. Yes. Like did they kind of like break off into those like they did you see that in groups of animals

there's a little like okay here's what's going on yeah there was the ones you know the ones that were more dominant and the ones that you know kind of submitted to whatever the other ones said do I love that you well that's by the way that's I think we get a lot of times with animals when we see like there's a dominant animal and we're like hey everyone be equal and animals hate that when the when there's an alpha around the other animals like that the guy running thing good yeah yeah yeah fine, I can just chill. They don't care about all that weird.

No, we've all got to be equal. Animals are like, are you out of your mind? No, let that person do this. What are you doing? Why are you making it? No, no, no, no. I do think at times we as humans try and, you know, change the course of things in weird ways that sometimes don't always make sense. And one of those is sometimes there does need to be a pecking order because a headless horse just runs in circles, right?

Sometimes also there's just good to have. I don't get jealous or pissed off when there's someone in my field, especially like a comedian that is really kind of on the vanguard and pushing forward because it means that they're making, if someone's doing something similar to what I'm doing, it just means, oh, that means people will be more receptive to what I'm doing. They're making the atmosphere better. It doesn't have to be. I've seen people pull other people down just for the sake of, no, I want to be the one. do this like let the trailblazer be the trailblazer like you're still going to get to do your stuff what don't it can't be there's a lot of people in showbiz where it's like it has to be me and only they they they they go through showbiz like they're running for the office of comedian or the

office of right it's like no there can be a whole lot of us you don't need to and and it it just makes the doing of the art so not fun when you turn it into sports or politics. Yeah, Rising Tide floats all boats is like the old saying, yes. And I think that that's true in podcasting also, listen, there are some, we all know notable podcasters that we like or don't like or listen to or don't listen to, but you have to appreciate that, you know, I'm not competitive with that because I know that that brings money into the business. And we all gets a benefit from that. And for that, I'd be a little bit grateful and say, okay, all right, it is what it is. And we all need voices. And the real king, Mark Marin is retiring. So there

you go. Well, you know what? It's like the year that Michael Jordan retired. Like, oh, which team's going to get the title this year? It's open. Yes. Oh, my God. And next could be the pastures. We don't know. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's going to be some show about Love Island. It's going to be some podcast about Love Island that takes the cake. You know it is. You know it is. Patton, you can check out his Instagram, where he will tell us about all the many, many, many things that are coming up. I put, there's a link down below in the show notes.

Patton, keep, you will, but keep doing you. I love that you were at Paul Rubin's funeral, too, because I watched that HBO documentary. Oh, me too. I always loved peewee, right, as a kid. and then I loved him as an actor and the few things that he did that we were notable after that,

but I will tell you that that documentary opened my eyes wide open to who he really was or gave me a better perspective. And it was incredible. The memorial was the people that went up and spoke

were the people that you could tell as hard as he searched to try to figure out who he was and what he wanted to do. He always had the extra energy to lift other people up that were also doing

their own, like he got a, it's almost like that thing in Second City or the Groundlings where they teach you, try to make everyone else in the scene funnier. And if everyone in the scene is doing that, then the whole scene catches fire, rather than if it's one person trying to dominate the scene. And you see the truly great sketch performers, the Phil Hartman's and the Christian Whigs. Yes, they're being funny in the

sketch and they're giving the other people stuff to react to and giving them moments. So then the entire sketch just blows up. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And Paul did that in his life. He wanted the people around him to also shine and hit their potentials. And he was so tickled by that.

And it was, you just saw that over and over again at the memorial service and it was like, that's how to live a life. That's how to live. a rich life. He was a brilliant, brilliant artist, and that's the only way to put it. Oh, man. He was an artist. He was an artist.

And go back and watch any of the, any episode of the Pee Wee Herman show and tell me that that is just not some of the funniest, wackiest, craziest, subliminal shit you've ever seen in your time. As a kid, I remember watching it. And I don't remember why I was. in on the joke, but I was in on the joke. And Mecaleca hi, mecahneho. Okay.

Patton, we love you, man. I really appreciate it. Thank you. You are my Jack White and so many questions to ask. And hopefully you'll come back and answer a few of them. Damn, absolutely. Thank you. You're welcome.

Patton Oswald, all this information in the show notes. Thanks again, my friend. Thanks, guys. Let me do something, Brian, has not. Never done. Be brief. Follow us on Instagram at the commercial break. Text or call us. 212-4333-3-Tcb. That's 212-433-3822. Visit our website, TCB Podcast. For all the audio, video, and your free sticker. Then watch all the videos at YouTube.com slash the commercial break. And finally, share the show. It's the best gift you could give a few aging podcasters. See, Brian? That really wasn't that difficult. Now was it? You're welcome. Well, what great fun with Pat. I felt like we could have kept talking for another hour once you get Pat's going. He's so interesting.

He's very smart. Like you had mentioned, he's very sharp. He's very smart. He connects to the dots in a way that, in a way that's interesting to me. Like, I like to hear people think things out loud. He was just kind of putting the dots together while he was here talking with us. And that's amazing. He's such a cool cat.

And I do really appreciate it. the way that he moves through his life and we're all a little bit better off with Patent Oswald in our life. I think we can all agree on that. Patten has requested that until his new website is live, we all go to his Instagram where we can keep up with the comings and goings. That's Patent Oz at Patent Oswald. And that is with AT, not with AD. It is not the former cartoon character that became known as Mickey Mouse, not Oswald. It's Oswald. So just in case you're wondering that's how it is. But of course, I will put the links in the show notes just for you, my friends. And thank you to Patton for his time today. Hopefully we get him in again.

Yeah. What a life he's had and continues to have. There's no slowing down. Yeah, I mean, we were just talking about how we were trying to figure out what's his latest thing. What's the next thing? What's the next thing? has like a one big project that they want to talk about, but he's got so many. Yeah, like a comic book out and, you know, comic book and a movie about pickleball and an audio series and a comedy and then he did a tour and he's, who knows, it's all there for the taking. I have a feeling we'll see a lot more of that and coming up well into the future.

I've always thought that he might make for a good talk show host, my personal opinion. yet, but, you know, it doesn't seem like talk show host jobs or a dime a dozen right now. I think they're slimming down, not ramping up. Unbelievable. We need Stephen Colbert. He's going to be somewhere. Oh, he's totally going to pop up somewhere. As John Oliver said in his weekly address to the world on HBO, he said,

I am just one of the late night talk show hosts that doesn't know he's doing a podcast yet. True story. Yeah. True story. John Oliver's a good one, too. He's so good. I watched a whole thing about the MyPillow guy and how he started something called MyStore.com

and how they're selling all of this, you know, colloidal silver and copper disinfectants and dog toys. We should go over it one day. It's really funny, actually. Yeah. All right. Congratulations to Travis and Taylor on your upcoming Noom Shules. Mm-hmm.

Godspeed, my children, Godspeed. You never forget your first. This makes me happy. I did want them to make it, so I'm happy. It looks like this will be the wedding of the universe. Yes, where will they get married? Will it be, will they rent out Venice? Or will they do a small little ceremony in one of her many mansions around the world?

Who knows? 212-3333-TCB. tcbpodcast.com for your free sticker YouTube.com slash the commercial break for all the episodes on video and at the commercial break on Instagram. Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today. I think so.

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