The Commercial Break - TCB Is Spitting Mad!

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

EP #755: Spitting is a thing now? Is that THE thing we are all getting turned on by? Right after the events of 2020, now we are spitting? NO. Stop it! Bryan has his fill of bodily fluids over the weekend with vomit filled carseats, jelly filled washings and spitting. Then, Kenny takes over The Sphere and some are noticing some odd similarities to The Dead shows there. Bryan and Krissy do some detective work! Finally, Bryan has finished The Pitt and is begging for more but Mary Lou Retton has had enough. TCBits: WSHIT's "Waiting on Answers" takes a questions from David and Pastor Kegels has answers. Watch EP #755 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: [phone]TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I know it seems sexy, but is it really sexy to spit in someone's mouth? What did they have for dinner? Do you even know? Do you know where that mouth has been? Are they the kind of person who would suck off the teat of a public water fountain? What kind of human is throwing their tonsil juice

down the back of your throat. Stop it. Stop it already. Everyone's acting like children around here. That's what children do. They spit in each other's mouths. Not adults. We're stopping it right now. Everybody cut it out. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

Yeah, boy! Oh, yeah, guys and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us.

Here we are. I'm reading an interesting article that Tina sent me about spitting and how spitting is an is the new hot kink I yeah, no, I was telling you about that What in the fuck are we talking about? What uh-huh cuz it was in this the movie sinners I haven't seen that movie, but so people were like spitting in each other's mouths. Tell me my comment. There's a kink for everyone. OK. You listen to two seconds of the commercial break, then you know this.

Brian is generally grossed out by any bodily fluid. You are. Peep, peep, poo, poo, tee, tee, ta, ta. Puke, spit, snot, earwax, all of it. I don't care. All of it makes me disgust. I'm disgusted by body hair. And I have so much of it, you don't even understand.

It is a constant grooming going on in my house. My daughter is fascinated watching me groom my body. She's like, why da da? I'm like, you'll know when you get older. And then I see this guy on Instagram. He has got such a large amount of chest hair. You've never seen anything like it. He gets in the shower or he oils it up

and he'll stick the phone right on his belly. So what you're seeing is like his face through all the glistening chest hair, 75,000 likes. Of course. Brian tells a ha ha and he gets two likes on Instagram. This guy glistens up his chest hair and gets 75,000 likes. Maybe you need to be doing more of that. Maybe I do, maybe I do.

I'm gonna talk to Chad about that. Or filming your grooming. I should film my grooming. Well, I just got permission to go live on TikTok. I had asked for this for months and months. So I thought what I would do is maybe go live on TikTok while I'm editing the show and let people watch me edit the show.

And then I thought, what a snooze fest, Brian, who fucking cares? No one cares about the show, let alone editing the show. You dipshit. But you're grooming now. My grooming though. I bet you a thousand bucks. I'd get a million views on that.

I'd be made fun of mercilessly, but at least I'd get some views. Just chasing those views. Vapid and endlessly sad as I am. So I just don't like bodily fluid. And I don't like the thought of, I like the thought of kissing my wife. I don't mind her saliva. There's nothing wrong with it, as well as other fluids in the act of coitus.

I don't care. I don't get ticklish about it. I'm not upset by it. But I don't want you spitting in my mouth on purpose That is a no-no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't spit in my mouth I know it seems sexy, but is it really sexy to spit in someone's mouth? You what who do you what did they have for dinner? Do you even know? Do you know where that mouth has been? Are they the kind of person who would suck off the teat

of a public water fountain? What kind of human is throwing their tonsil juice down the back of your throat? Stop it, stop it already. Everyone's acting like children around here. That's what children do. They spit in each other's mouths. Not adults, we're stopping it right now. Everybody cut it already. Everyone's acting like children around here. That's what children do. They spit in each other's mouths. Not adults.

We're stopping it right now. Everybody cut it out. If you're into this, I wanna hear from you so I can give you a good talking to. Like your papa. Like your great uncle. I'm gonna talk to you and tell you that there are- Papa.

Yes. We don't have a CDC anymore alerting us to diseases running around the world. Did you know that? Did you know that they stopped alerting diseases? They cut out that part. Yeah, it does make sense. Why do we need to know about the next Dengong fever

that's coming from far flung Antarctica? Fuckers. So this is the perfect time to be having the spit kink come flying out of the woodwork Dumbasses, what are we doing spit King? Let me tell you something about What happened over the weekend and I'll explain to you why I have a little bit of an unease about bodily fluids We're driving to my father's house for the holiday in the old family truckster the 1922 wood paneled SUV that even if it was worth any money, it's not worth anything now because there's Cheerios

that have literally become part of the leather. You think I'm joking? No, I know you're not. I've gotten into other kid cars. Yes. One of my consoles is made of Froot Loops, in case anybody was wondering. And the other one is made of old yogurt.

Yeah. Yogurt packs. Yes. Exactly, you know. The go-gurts. That's right. Oh, the go-gurts. Those gotta be healthy for you.

72 grams of sugar. They're water. They're like weird, consistent. Yogurt should have some fluff to it. It shouldn't just pour out of like a juice. Anyway, we're driving. Sometimes, even though Astrid and I have some pretty strict rules around screens in the house, like you can watch TV

when everybody, in the family room, when everybody else is watching it, and you cannot watch YouTube or short videos. You can watch long format, half hour, hour, two hour long movies. There's just some general rules we have to try and save some semblance of sanity for our children. Now we're not a hundred percent great at it, but we're pretty good at it.

I think we've learned. We tried. You think about trying. We think about trying. That's right. When I think about trying, I think about Brian. When I think about trying, I think about Brian. I like it. I like about Brian. When I think about trying, I think about Brian. I like it. I like it too.

So we get in the car, all 30 of us, smushing everybody in with, you gotta imagine, it's Astrid and I in the front seat, and then just a row of different size chairs. There's a couple rows. Yeah, couple rows, but there of different sized chairs. There's a couple rows. Yeah, a couple rows, but there's different sized chairs, booster seats and car seats and baby seats,

all this other shit that's back there that are, like Tetris, my wife plays Tetris to get those things to fit in exactly how they are. Oh yeah, it's an art. You have to Google it, you have to make the combination, there are whole YouTube personalities. Yes, there are YouTube personalities that tell you which chairs, like they do like, they honestly, it's Tetris, it's a math.

Do you have a three year old plus a seven year old plus a two year old plus a one year old plus a baby plus a dog? Here's the best car for you and I'm going to tell you the exact seats you need to get and how you put them in there. And they do it. And it's a niche. And they do it very well. And my wife loves one of the ladies. It's like the car lady, the car girl, whatever,

car mom or something like that. And she's really good at what she does. Millions and millions of people watch this lady review cars and how you can coordinate to put seats in there for moms and dads and all this. Okay, so... This second row right behind Astrid and I is one of these Tetris put in exactly the

way it's supposed to be kind of thing. So you can't move them. They're hard to buckle, but if you can manage to get your hand beneath it, then you can pick up it. You have to be like double-jointed. Yes. Exactly. You'll find, you have to be double-jointed and it's likely you're going to get a bruise

on your arm just sticking it in between there. But you'll get the seat buckled and you'll probably get a Mickey Mouse toy and some kind of old ice cream from McDonald's or something like that on your hand in the meantime. So we put everybody in the car and we have a rule. Okay, if it's longer than a two-hour drive, you are allowed to watch your iPad. We will download some movies. Maybe we have one of those Mickey Mouse puzzle games on there. You can watch your iPad for a little while,

just to, because no one, you don't want bored children in a car. No. Because then they're just gonna irritate the shit out of you, asking you every two seconds, when do we eat? I have to go to the bathroom or when do we get there? Now, none of those things are pressing

when they have a screen in front of them. All of a sudden, they don't have to pee, they're not hungry, and it doesn't matter what time we get there. Right. It's magic. Distraction. It's a distraction.

It's parenting by distraction. And any good parent knows that that's a good technique. So we give the kids, including the youngest one, the iPad, and we say, okay, here we go. We get in the car, we go. We're, it's Memorial Day weekend. There's a lot of traffic. We're sitting in that traffic, stop and go, stop and go, stop and go on the highway.

Bah, bah, bah. We haven't even made it a 10th of the way up there. We've been in the car for like 30, 35 minutes and finally it clears up a little bit. Here we go. We're going 80 miles per hour in the HOV lane, zooming down and I'm like, okay, it's gonna take us a while to get there, but at least we're moving now.

And I hear my daughter, the youngest one, it sounds a little weird to me. Like my dad's spidey sense goes off and I turn around and she's like behind Astrid. So I turn around and look at her. I'm like, you okay? Yeah, daddy. And I'm like, I look at Astrid and I go,

she's gonna vomit because I know she's gonna vomit because that's a weird cough that came out of nowhere. And Astrid goes, she's not gonna vomit. And I go, she's gonna vomit. And Astrid's like, she's not gonna vomit, she's just coughing. Everywhere, spraying out of her mouth. Pouring out of her mouth. Like those hippopotamus, those rhinos that were pissing gallons of liquid out of their assholes. This child has just come unglued in the mouth. Oh no. Everywhere. Blah.

Spraying everywhere like something out of a sci-fi movie. And I'm like, ah, I'm going 80 miles per hour down the HOV line. Here I got my blinker on. I'm going over the double yellow line. I'm not going to kill anybody, but I'm moving as quick as I can, because I see an exit, and it's coming quick. And if I pass it, it's another three miles. And we're going to have to live with what is the most unbelievable smell you have ever smelled. My oldest child is like, dad, dad, that smells so bad.

Dad, dad. And I'm like, I know. I know. Shut up. Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Go back to watching your show. That's what I said. I go, it's not about you, it's about her! Meanwhile, she's like, WAH WAH WAH AHHHHH Just like four really just vomitous disgusting layers of crap

everywhere and it smells like it smells like what vomit smells like that smell that is embedded into the back of our throats, we all know it, It's terrible. I hate it. I hate it. I rolled down all the windows. I zoom over five, six, seven, 12 lanes, whatever it is in Atlanta. There's like 12 lanes on each one. I zoom over. I managed to get in, like I'm right. I'm doing exactly what I hate what people do. And that is rolling over those,

you know, the very last second about to hit the median just so I can get over. And I do. And we pull over and Astrid's like, oh my God. And I'm like, what do we, you know, what do we need? What do we need? And she's like, well, we need some wipes. So stop at this gas station. And I'm like, that's going to need more than wipes. We need something more than that. You need a hose. Open up my, I open up my, exactly, that's what we need is a hose. But you know, where are you going to find a hose, right?

And so open up my Google Maps or my whatever. And I say, hey, find me the nearest grocery store. There's a Walmart five miles away. Oh God, I hate that. Because what we're sitting in is a rinky-dink gas station that there's probably the attend... There's probably packages of wipes that are 10 years old and dried out in there, and they're gonna cost me $38. And so I'm like, oh my God, okay, let's just go.

Windows, sunroof, everything's down. One of my kids is in the back just complaining. Now the smell, he keeps on saying, my oldest keeps on saying, dad, the smell is really bad. And I'm like, now I'm getting gaggy. I'm like, I know. I know.

And I'm like, just look forward. Don't put your head out the window. I don't care. You know, we'll get there. We pull into the Walmart parking lot. We park way over in the side, like where there's nobody. And I'm like, OK. And Astrid already knows.

She already knows that I'm not going to be the one to go back there and touch that puke. So I'm like, what do we need? So we make a list. Wipes, paper towels, spray bottle, whatever. I go in as quick as I can, come back out with bags of stuff, like as much, way more than I would ever need, but just in case, gloves, you know, masks. And Astrid's already pretty much taken care of a lot of it. She has a whole grocery bag full of

napkins, paper towels, and everything. And I'm like, oh my God, but I can see, the smell is so bad. So hard to get it out. And she's like, listen, I think we need to spray this thing off, or honestly, I don't know that it's ever gonna come out. And I'm like, it's never gonna come out. That was the wateriest, weirdest.

Let me tell you what my daughter had for breakfast, which was the mistake. Yogurt, a cake pop from Starbucks, potato chips, a juice and some eggs, because we were just trying to get packed up to go. And so she's just like grazing around the house. So the poor thing just has a belly full of bullshit. And then she's watching an iPad.

She's getting motion sick. I think that's what it is Okay, so now Astrid and I are standing out in the parking lot kids are in the like now I have the hatch back open and they're just sitting in the back on the luggage. They're like sitting on the luggage And Astrid and I are convening we're having a husband-wife moment and I'm like In the situation. I don't know what we can do about this. She says, well, listen, one of the kids is old enough to have a booster seat. So I suppose we could, I could go into Walmart, see if there's a seat that will

fit the situation and we could just toss this one. And I'm like, where are we going to toss it? And she's like, I don't know. And I go, I think we could like leave it over in the grass over here. But I look up, there's cameras everywhere. I'm like, nah, I guess we can't leave it over in the grass over here, but I look up there's cameras everywhere I'm like, nah, I guess we can't leave it in the grass. You know what we can do Why don't we get one of those industrial construction bags the kind that they put the garbage bags They put construction debris in let's get it. We'll throw a bunch of those bleach wipes in there. So it doesn't smell so bad

bleach wipes in there so it doesn't smell so bad. We'll wrap it up, we'll throw it in the back of the car and when we get to my dad's we can hose it down and see if we can give it to the women's shelter or something like that, right? Something. I don't know what. We can sell it for 10 bucks, give it away. The Target sometimes has a drop-off that you can drop it off. Okay. So we wrap it up, we open all the windows. Finally, we get some of the smell out of there. It's still lingering, but it's much better. You know, at least you can deal with it. I keep the windows open the entire drive.

We're going like 90 down the highway, and the windows are open. My kids' faces are plastered back. And they're like, can you roll up the window? No! No, I cannot. I'm not gonna get that shit. Once it gets in the air conditioning filter, it'll never get out. All right, so we get to my dad's house. We take that thing out.

Which is like two hours, three hours. Three hours away. Three hours away, three hours to go because of the traffic, right? So we get to my dad's house, we take that thing out, we put it on the side of the driveway and we tell my parents, okay, hey, we we get to my dad's house, we take that thing out, we put it on the side of the driveway, and you know, we tell my parents, okay, hey, we'll get to it, we'll clean it or whatever. So everybody unpacked, a couple hours later, they're cooking dinner and I'm like, okay,

you want to just go out and see if we can clean that thing at least so the smell is not there, and we can wrap it up, bring it home, put it in the dumpster, I don't know, something. Tackle it. bring it home, put it in the dumpster, I don't know, something. Yeah, tackle it. Chrissy, we take that thing apart and we take the cloth off of that thing. And when we take the cloth off of that thing, there is a film, a film, a white mucousy film that is stuck to the inside of the cloth that wraps around the seat of the car seat. When we start spraying it, that film comes apart.

Like, I don't know, like slime that you would make at your house, like homemade slime, starts coming apart in pieces and literally rolling down the driveway. It was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen in my entire life. It was like, curdled milk. Yes. Ah, disgusting. Was it part of the seat? Like a film from?

No, no, no. It was puke that had gotten in the crevices and in the two hours, three hours that we were in the car had solidified into a whole new texture and taste for all the kids to enjoy. Well, it was all the wind. It was drying it. Yes. The wind and the heat.

Yes. It was gross. And now you fuckers want to go and spit in each other's mouths. That's what comes out of your mouth. Pee pee poo poo out the other end. And now you have a kink that you want to get spitted. And I didn't say spit on, I said spit in. Leave each other alone. That's assault. You should go to jail.

Unbelievable. Do you have a kink to be spit in the mouth? No, that's not one of mine. What is one of mine? That's for another show. Well, which show is it for if it's not for the commercial break? I'd like to know. Inquiring minds want to know.

Oh yes, for another episode maybe. We'll break that down. Stop spinning in each other's mouths. The CDC stopped reporting on up and coming contagious pandemics. So guess what? We're fucked. If you guys start spinning in each other's mouth and all of a sudden we have the, you know, I don't know, yogurt potato chip-o-vitus comes flying about.

Because someone just got motion sick, hurled in the back of an Uber, got out, stumbled up to your house drunk and started to start spitting in your mouth. Films of bullshit that's been stuck in the back of their tooth. Gross. Can't believe this. What if they didn't throw up and they brushed their teeth still? I'd take under consideration. I'd take under consideration

a little extra saliva exchange in the process of kissing. But spitting? Call me old fashioned. Call me-mm. Call me old-fashioned. Call me old-fashioned. Call me old-fashioned. I'm the kind of guy who likes, you know, I'm the kind of guy who likes to get pegged

while I'm high on cocaine, okay? Call me old-fashioned. Yeah, exactly. The old-fashioned way. The old-fashioned way. Spitting is not a kink. It's a, I don't know, it's a passing of diseases. Yes, that's what it is. Unbelievable, a hazard, that's a, I don't know, it's a passing of diseases. A hazard?

Yes, that's what it is. Unbelievable. A hazard. That's a good way to put it. Not a kink. It's a hazard. And everyone's got to stop it. And I don't care what movie or television show it was in.

It's just, it's enough already. Where are we going with this? What's next? What's next? Are we spitting in each other's eyeballs? I love it. I love conjunctivitis. Ah, so sexy. I love conjunctivitis. So sexy. I love pink, gooey eyes.

Exactly. Ew. Stop it. All right. Okay. I'll let everyone finish their breakfast now. Thank you. We'll be back. Okay. You're probably wondering why I, Rachel, have taken over the voice duties at TCB. It's pretty simple. Astrid asked me to shut Brian up, even for a minute. Well, lovely Astrid, your wish is my command. Do you want to help Astrid, too?

You know you do. Leave a message for her, or me, or Chrissy, at 212-433-3TCB. That's 212-433-3822. You can be on the show, too. Just call and say something. Anything. Or text us, and we'll text you right back. Promise. Then head over to tcbpodcast.com and get your free sticker. It's your constitutional right to a sticker, and we must abide. You get the point. Follow us on Instagram at The Commercial Break and watch all the episodes on video at YouTube.com slash The Commercial Break. Best to you and Astrid, especially Astrid.

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I'm gonna sit right here and hear another stare in Mexico. That was a pretty catchy song. Old Cheznuts. Yeah, he's a, I think he's, he's country for sure, but he's more of a Jimmy Buffett type, I think is probably would be. That's true. He has a lot of songs that are country. But you know, Jimmy had a kind of a countryish flavor too,

to a lot of his songs, a lot of Southern twang to Jimmy's music. But Kenny, he's got that party vibe. I mean, back in the early 2000s, Kenny Chesney concert was the place to be. Didn't we go to one? I think we might have. Yeah, at Clear Channel?

At 9-4-9, might have. Yeah, at Clear Channel? At 9-4-9, the Bull. The Bull. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr classic country all the time, playing on a loop from a computer to 12 people in South Georgia. Yeah, that's right. But Kenny was, that was quite the ticket. Oh my God. Back in the mid 2000, 2008, 2009, 2010. He was huge. He'd sell out these huge stadiums. People would go and party all day long. He was like a, he was cultivating a very much of a, of a, of a, of a, of a, of a, of a, of a, of a, of a, 2008, 2009, 2010, he was huge. He'd sell out these huge stadiums. People would go and party all day long.

He was cultivating a very much a tour lifestyle, maybe if not following people, following from Chesney Show to Chesney Show, but people would go, they would party. There would be a lot seen the whole thing. Kenny had this, you know, he did it. He kind of got the perfect connection with his audience. Which was, let's party, let's have a beer,

let's have a good time, let's get those island vibes going. You know, it's very much that Jimmy Buffett type feel to his shows and to his, I don't know, to the whole thing. Performance, yeah. Performance. So I hadn't heard the first thing about Kenny Chesney in a decade.

I don't think I have heard the word Kenny, those words about Kenny Chesney in a decade. I don't think I have heard the word Kenny, those words, Kenny Chesney in a decade. Yeah, it's true. I mean, I don't know. Now that it's been mentioned, yeah, I haven't either. I'm sure. We're not really in that market, but yeah. Kenny Chesney was like, I don't own any Kenny Chesney music, but okay, having another beer in Mexico sounds like a cool song, right?

And if you're going to just hang out all day and drink beer, at least back then, that was my vibe too. Let's hang out all day and drink a Bud Light. Cool. By the pool. By the pool. I'm all about that. That sounds great to me. But Kenny at the Sphere, was kind of out of left field a little bit.

Well, maybe everybody's going to be super excited. Well, it's already started. He's on a 12 day run, I think, or 16 day run, something like that. And the first two, three of those happened over Memorial Day weekend. And, um, party weekend. Yeah. Makes sense. It's a great weekend to get out to Vegas and right before the Bitcoin conference heads there.

Vegas and right before the Bitcoin conference heads there. Those two mixings of crowds. It's perfect. It's perfect. So here's a point. So the sphere, while I was reading an article about Kenny Chesney, I was like seeing people were posting stuff and the visuals are amazing as they always are at seemingly every single Sphere event, including the Eagles, which,

the Eagles at the Sphere, eh. The Eagles are the band your dad listened to. You know what I'm saying? Like, I like the Eagles, love the Eagles, like some of their music very much. But there wasn't a lot seen at the Eagles. Do you know what I'm talking about? It was like endless reunion tours

where you had to pay $700 to go see them at the local arena and what, anyway, you get it. Kenny Chesney, cool. That kind of fits the motif a little bit, lot of people hanging out beforehand and afterwards big party scene. I can see that being a sphere kind of thing-ish. Maybe there's some of the visuals

where maybe like the ocean, sand, like you're on an island, the island breeze. Exactly. Blowing. The scent of coconut. Oh, they have scents there? They do. Do they have the wind?

And they have a little breeze. Oh, they do? Oh, very interesting. From behind the screen, they have these big fans? No, it's like at your seats. Oh, it's at your seats and it blows up. Oh, it do? Oh, very interesting. From behind the screen, they have these big fans. No, it's like at your seats. Oh, it's at your seats and it blows up. Oh, it's like one of those Disney World rides. 5D is what they called it.

5D. Five dicks coming at you. Okay, cool. But what some people pointed out, or what one article specifically pointed out, was it seemed an awful lot like those visuals reminded them of the visuals from the most recent Grateful Dead stand, excuse me, The Dead stand there. And they did a little comparing.

They went through and they looked at some videos and they said this visual and that visual, this scene and that scene. And while some of the details were swapped out, like in one scene specifically with the dead, you would go through into a box of old backstage passes. I remember seeing that. Tickets. That went last summer.

Yeah, that's right. Well, Kenny Chesney had the exact same thing, only the details were swapped out. Right. It was like a more generic kind of thing for Kenny Chesney where the dead had like specific dates and times and places they had played. So there were a lot of these comparisons, you know, scene for scene almost. And he was like, well, what's up with that?

And then that led to further digging. So when the Sphere was put together, this Sphere is like a seven and a half billion dollar gargantuan tech project essentially. This sphere is like a seven and a half billion dollar gargantuan tech project essentially. Yeah, it's a big deal. It's in 16K, it's got millions and billions of LEDs, 10,000 speakers, no matter where you sit, the speakers are pointing your direction so you get the same sound, all of it.

We've been through it. It's a technological marvel is what it is, inside and outside. But the challenge on the inside is that you literally have to create a half a sphere of visuals in 16K. You can't just take a couple of pictures and blow them up and hope that they fit inside the sphere.

They have to be rendered in incredible detail to fit the screen and the projector so that it works seamlessly so you get that sensation that you're inside of whatever you're seeing or inside of whatever it is. Yeah, it's really cool. So a company, I think out of Toronto, started specializing in building these scenes. When YouTube was the first one to bite off, they said, okay, we'll do a residency there. They were the first ones. It reportedly costs $400,000 per song to create. Per song. Per song to create the visuals.

Now I checked this and double checked this in multiple places while we were sitting here. To confirm that this is what Bono had said on a Reddit AMA, that it costs $400,000 per song. Per song! How in the world do you make any fucking money when you're paying $400,000 per song. Per song! How in the world do you make any fucking money when you're paying $400,000 per song? Now, as Chrissy pointed out, probably the guy who owns the Sphere, the company who owns the Sphere, probably said to you to... It's the Live Nation guy. Yeah. Okay, you go do... Or no, Madison Square Garden. Madison Square Garden. Yeah.

He probably said to the visuals company, I'll tell you what, I'll give you a cut of every ticket, I'll give you licensing rights on the imagery, and he probably said to you too, I'll give you $6 million to play with, you know, an advance just for visuals, $6 million, go knock yourselves out. Let's make it the best that it can be

because it's gonna be the best marketing ever if we start getting a bunch of Instagram videos showing just how crazy this can be. And I bet that's how it works. But because Chris- Yeah, they lost money first. Yeah, they lost money. And they're probably losing money still.

Because Chrissy and I were thinking about fish, four nights, 10 songs a night, never repeating the same song, that's 40 songs. I'm doing quick math in my head, that's $160 billion it costs, billion, with a B, to create the visuals for that. To create the visuals for that. ["Roy ain't got a problem"] $160 billion to create the visual just for fish. And that is an amazing amount of money that you can't recoup through ticket sales.

This is not going to happen. So there must be, I say this with zero point whatsoever, but to point out that this is a huge gamble that this guy is taking, but it seems to be paying off in his favor because everyone wants to go to the Sphere and see a concert. It really is a great experience, I have to say. Did you know that Atlanta is getting a mini one? I know.

You saw that? I know, down at the Gulch. Yeah. Atlanta, I know the guys who are, I know the company because I did business with them, who is building the GulCH, CIM, the SIM group out of Los Angeles, one of the world's largest private developers. And they bought essentially a big hole in the ground that Atlanta was some of it,

where the Georgia, excuse me, where Mercedes-Benz Stadium, formerly the Georgia Dome, Phillips Arena, now State Farm Arena, and some other things were built on top of old train tracks, a train depot, if you would. There's a big train depot right outside of town, like, you know, train tracks for days where they switch out cars. It's essentially, that's how,

that's why Atlanta is what it is. It was a big train. It was called Terminus. Terminus, because all the trains would come here. If you're going through the Southeast or anywhere up the coast, you would come to Atlanta first, you know, connect your train car thingies

and then go, wha-choo-choo. I don't know, I don't know what happened. Something about that. So all these train tracks run right through some of the busiest part of the city, the most desirable land in the city. So what did they do? They built a big platform on top of it, on top of these train tracks, and then they just

started building stuff on top of it, like State Farm Arena, the Georgia Dome, the Mercedes Benz Stadium, hotels. Yeah. Yes. So there's essentially a big hole in the ground known locally as the Gulch, and there's parking lots down there. It's quite confusing, restaurants. Yes, so there's essentially a big hole in the ground known locally as the Gulch. And there's parking lots down there. It's quite confusing actually. It's a lot of different roadways and platforms

and levels and all this other stuff. But at the very bottom of it is a bunch of train tracks. And yes, trains do run through it all the time. As a matter of fact, if you go to park for some events, you can see those trains running back and forth sometimes down underneath the State Farm Arena, essentially. So it's just been a big eyesore. Hey, the kids are home. It's just a big eyesore is what it is.

And so for years, no one has known what to do with this Gulch until this group, SIM, came in and they set out a bidding process, the city did. If you think you know what you can do with it, bid on it, show us what you can do. You know, design proposals, you know, whatever. We'll give you some city bonds to help you out with the financing. And so CIM came in with a, I think it was a $12 billion bid to build a live, work, play community in this huge hole in the ground known as the Gulch. And so now it's going up and one of the things we're getting is a mini sphere.

Well, we're getting the World Cup. Yes. In 20, next year. Yeah. 26. Yeah. And so they're building all kinds of stuff around the city to accommodate that and not pander, but what? Yes, pander. No, that's the right word.

Pandering, pandering to FIFA. To fans and then to FIFA. And yes, so I think that that mini sphere thing is going to, you're gonna be able to watch games like soccer slash football games. Like you're there at the game. Yeah. Lovely. Unbelievable.

They already have one of these in Houston, I think, or Dallas. And I've seen it. It's very realistic. And you really do look like you're at the game. The videos of it are crazy. Like it looks like you're there, but you're not there. You're just watching this huge screen that encompasses the entire room. But the room is huge, right?

So we're getting all of this stuff. Hotels, motels, you know, whatever, all this kind of crazy crap that's being funded by the taxpayers, all to suck the dick of FIFA to make sure that FIFA comes here. And you want to know how many games are being played here? You want to know how many games? Like six, there's like six total games. Yeah, because we're just part of like, it's multi-city, right? Yeah, it's multi-city. It's Mexico and the United States. And there's a billion games that are happening.

We're getting six. We're not even getting the best of the games. We're getting the semi, semi, semi finals. It's so complicated. That World Cup is honestly, they have hundreds of teams and they all just, it's not hundreds, but they have a lot of teams and they all get together and they do a thing and then someone is the winner.

But man, do I get excited about it every time. It's fun. But they have a lot of teams and they all get together and they do a thing and then someone is the winner But man do I get excited about it every time I love it fun I'm gonna be right down there in the middle of all that gosh. I'm gonna have to think about that. Yes move That's what I would do move move to the Gulch. I'm sure it's gonna be chiefs Right on the street from the Gulch. I know I'm know. I'm excited because when I worked in commercial real estate and I was working with Sim Group, they were in the bidding process. And the guys who worked there, they were very excited. And they were spending a lot of money

on other people's developments, like lending money to other people to build all around that. If it was within earshot of the Gulch, they were spending money on it because they were buying in big to that part around that. If it was within the earshot of the Gulch, they were spending money on it because they were buying in big to that part of town. And it's gonna be a huge cool thing for the city, I think. Just another reason to come down to Atlanta. If you don't have a reason enough

because Atlanta is a cool city, this is yet another reason to come visit. And if you do, let us know and we'll tell you where to have dinner. Somebody the other day said, hey, I'm coming to Atlanta. And I was like, cool, we'll all be out of town because we really were, but then I didn't know what to say.

Like, cool, do you want to come over? I don't know. I mean, I want you to tell me you're coming to town. I'm not being a dick. I just, I didn't know what the appropriate thing to say was. The appropriate response. Yeah, because if you say, hey, you want to get together for a beer? Then are you being like weird?

You know what I'm saying? Like, is that weird? I don't know. And I don't drink beer right now. Is that all they said? Just I'm coming to Atlanta? No, they said they were traveling somewhere, like somewhere close. And they might stop by Atlanta on this particular day, and you and I were both out of town.

We were not available on those days that they were traveling, but I didn't really know what to say to, I'll be, hey, I might swing by Atlanta. Like oh, cool, you know, I'm sorry, but you can't come by the house. My wife would never allow that. But even if I said, okay, cool, let's go meet. I mean, I might not be totally opposed to it, but let's do maybe like a group situation. Like, everybody gets together.

One of the things I thought would be cool if we did is from time to time, from occasion to occasion, you and I shout out where we're going to be, like with a little bit of time, like ahead of time, couple weeks ahead of time. And if people are in the area, we can all meet up and talk to each other. Where we're going to be, like with a little bit of time, like ahead of time, couple weeks ahead of time, and if people are in the area we can all meet up and and talk to each other. Where we're gonna be like on vacation? No, not that kind of, no. No, like we're gonna be at the bar. Oh, we're gonna be at the bar. In two weeks we're

going to see this show, we're gonna be at that bar, we're gonna be doing this thing. Well we said we were gonna do a dive bar tour, we said we were going to do a dive bar tour. Yeah. Well, we almost did do a dive bar tour. Well, did that go in the notebook? That went in the notebook and right out the door. My body literally revolted against the dive bar tour. It said, oh yeah, here's a tumor for you. Yeah, it did. My body won't let it happen, literally.

Even when my brain says yes, my body says no. It says, no, here's a tumor. Recover from that one. Nope, go get your neck cut open, buddy. All right, we'll talk about more unfulfilled promises right after. Oh, we're funny. Right after this. We'll be back.

Why don't you text us? And we can text back, and then you can text us in reply, then so on. It's a fun little game I've been playing, and I think you'll be great at it. 212-433-3TCB. That's 212-433-3822. You could leave a message, too. If you do, maybe you'll end up being the voice of the show. But be warned, the pay is not great. You could go to the website and drop us an email also, tcbpodcast.com. And while you're there, you can get a free sticker. Who doesn't want a free sticker? Just go to the Contact Us button and ask for one. Follow us on Insta at The Commercial Break and watch the episodes at youtube.com slash the commercial break.

Now, I'm going to go back to that texting game. You want to play? Come on. Bye. Oh my gosh. I'm watching everybody on Instagram massage their face. Are you massaging your face yet? Are you doing this?

Like the face yoga? No, not face yoga. It's like the... The lymphatic. The lymphatic. I got knots in my chin. I got knots in my cheeks. I got knots in my brain. I got knots in my eyes. There's rollers for that. Yeah. It's like the newest hottest fad. Like, I just read someone who's been into this for a minute.

Like, everyone's been in it for a minute, because it just started popping up everywhere. And they were saying, you know, I've got a secret technique that you can use to change the shape of your face with massage. DM me, you know, I wanna know more for, you know, the secret link. Which to me, smells of MLM.

Do you know what I'm saying? It really does. The MLM, no, I think it just, it reeks of flea scene. Yes. Yes. Here, buy more face massagers, right? Or this secret technique. And if you can get 10 friends to buy the secret technique,

then you can profit off their 10 people to buy the secret technique. Yeah, like affiliate marketing. Listen, some affiliate marketing is legit, completely legit. Some affiliate marketing, really, they do sell products and people want those products and you're just a salesperson for that organization.

But a lot of it is kind of scammy, bullshit. But what's up with the face massage? We're doing that now? We're going to sell MLM face massaging? Come on. I'm not opposed to face massaging. Yeah, I've got one in the rollers and I've used it a couple of times, but changing the shape of your face, that's a dramatic interpretation, I think, of what can happen. A very dramatic interpretation of what can happen. But this same girl who's doing all this face massaging, she is... I'm not sure she's well, you know what I'm saying?

So I'm not going to give names or anything like that. I'm just not sure. I don't know. I mean, are any of us really all that well at the end of the day? I think all of us are you know, behind closed doors or basket cases. Quite frankly, we got our own cup of noodles that we're sucking from. And let me give you an example of one of the posts that... I mean, I think you might have a higher ratio of unwell people on your feed. I know I do. I know I do.

Because I tend to be attracted to that kind of craziness, not attracted sexually or physically, but attracted like, oh, that's very interesting. Well, like the guy that's showing his oily chest hair. Yes. The guy, oily chest hair guy. Hey, listen, if that's your thing, that's your thing. If you're into oily chest hair, cool.

How did it end up on my Instagram? I don't know. I've never shown a perclivity for oily chest hair, but okay. In fact, you hate body hair. I hate body hair. Maybe that's how it knew. Maybe it was, it heard me telling my daughter that I hate body hair. So this girl who's doing, one of the girls who's doing face massaging, right? She put out a post the other day and the post was a note, she had taken a screenshot of a note on her iPhone. And that said something about, sysa, bizza, wizza woo,

I love me and you love you, ink by somebody, tattoo by somebody else, love your body, blah, blah, blah. Okay. All right. So a completely random, nonsensical... Mismatch of words. Mismatch of words, like almost like a stream of consciousness that clearly points to maybe not well, but it's a real. So it's a screenshot, there's a song playing, and the next scene is a photograph of her naked, bending down, but like she's popping a squat,

like she's about to take a dump, with her fist in her mouth. All the way in her mouth, right? And I was like, what is that? That's so unattractive. Why do you have your fist in your mouth and looks like you're about to take a shit on the ground? What is that? That's so unattractive. Why do you have your fist in your mouth and looks like you're about to take a shit on the ground. What is that?

Right? The very next post that she put out, like 10 minutes after that, is her sitting on her couch massaging her face, telling everybody the health benefits of massaging your face. What? It goes through your head. When one post says a whiz-a-whop-aoppa Woo look at my beautiful tattoo, I'm taking a dump

on the floor, and then massage your face, you can change the shape of it, literally. I don't understand. I'm not getting it. I mean, she might be doing a test to see which one gets more likes, and she'll go that way. She's gotten OnlyFans, so yeah. She's gotten OnlyFans. And she often puts out, she'll put out sales for her OnlyFans. Oh, on sale? Like a Memorial Day sale?

Yes. Oh, wow. Like, you know, 35% off the next 15 people that go to my OnlyFans. One like. And it's like, are you gonna get all 15 in there? I don't know. You're kind of rooting for her. I am rooting for her because I feel her pain. Yeah.

Yeah, we don't have 15. It's competitive. Yes, it's competitive. That fucking algorithm just fucks you. I was talking to Chad about that last night. I said, hey, Chad, why can't I get any of my reels to, you know, besides one or five of them to get over a couple hundred thousand views and you know, maybe 5,000 likes? And it came up with a list of thoughts on that, right?

What were they? Well, the very last one was one that I have considered. You may have been shadow banned by the algorithm. And it said, while shadow banning is not an official term used by Instagram, and they deny that this happens, they do deplatform certain content for a number of different reasons. It gave me all those different reasons. Now, could that have happened?

Yes. We have talked a lot of shit about Mark Zuckerberg on this show, but I don't think we've posted a lot of posts about Mark Zuckerberg. As a matter of fact, I only found one where we were talking shit about Mark Zuckerberg, but could be that once you talk about Mark, you just don't get the juice. You just don't get the juice. Yes. Maybe if I start putting a fist

in my mouth and look like I'm taking a Yahoo on the floor, then maybe- I'm telling you and filming your grooming routine. I am going to start filming that grooming routine. That is exactly what I'm going to do because if people want chest hair, I've got that all day long. What I'm going to do is I'm going gonna let it grow for like three months. And then you're gonna see the commercial break. I'm just gonna be-

You won't be able to do that. No, no, I won't, no, I won't. That was a nice thought because you will not be able to do that. You know, the first time I got married, my ex-wife Julia, she begged, pleaded with me to please grow my hair out for the wedding.

Could I just have a couple of curls on top for the wedding? Oh, your hair. Yeah, my hair. Your head hair. My head hair. Yeah, the body hair, no, but the head hair. And I said, okay, I'll grow it out.

And so I think I got it like three or four weeks into the process. And so it was like maybe an inch long, right? And we were like two weeks from the wedding, but I was so crazed by the feeling of having hair that one night in a drunken stupor, I shaved it off. And of all the arguments that Julia and I had, that was one of the worst.

Yes, because she was the fuck, now you cannot grow it, but we don't have time, it's not going to happen. And I thought to myself, we've got so many bigger fish to fry than my hair, but okay, if we're upset about that, let's do that. I don't know, there's something irritating to me about having all of that hair. I mean, in the 20 years of friendship, I've never seen you with it live in person. I've seen a picture.

Yeah. But I have not ever seen you with a grown out. Pictures do exist of me with longer curly hair, especially when I'm a teenager, big old mop curls on the top of my head. It's very curly. It's all my kids have the same hair, right? Because Astrid's got the same hair that I do, essentially.

It's just a little darker, but she's got the same hair that I do. And I would grow it out maybe, maybe for like a charitable reason, maybe. But even then, I think even if I was doing some good, I don't think there's enough good that I could do that would get me past all the irritation of having hair. You could grow it out for people's,

what is it, Merkins or what? Yes, Merkin, yes. I'm gonna grow out Merkin. That's so curly. I'm Merkin. You wanna put my hair on your dick? Call me. 212-433-3TCB.

You'd probably get some likes on that. Oh, I bet I would. And you know I would sell some. There are some freaky deekies out there. Probably in our audience. I bet there's some people in our audience who'd be like, I'd take your hair. I'll take your hair. I'm going to be in Atlanta.

I'll take your hair. Can I drop by and pick up that hair? Oh, that's right. I'm gonna be in Atlanta. I'll take your hair Thank God, I don't have any crypto to get kidnapped with on that one Anyway gonna start massaging my face and growing out my hair Maybe that's why my hair is receding is because I I'm not massaging my head enough Well, I had massaging. Yeah, maybe you need to massage your scalp. Fair enough. Well, I had the first scalp burn of the year, so it's peeling a little bit. Yeah, that hurts.

I swore to myself like three years ago, I'm never gonna have another scalp burn. I burned it too much. It happens once, twice a year. I'm always gonna put a little sunscreen on my scalp so I don't get that, because it hurts too, that scalp burn. And what did I do?

I went to my kid's field it hurts too that scalp burn and what did I do I went to my kids field day stood there all day long in the burning hot sun not a drop of sunscreen forgot well At least I wasn't getting spit on I could have spit on my head Here kids spit on my head Well, well one of them tried to yeah, they almost made it feel good on the burn. Here, kids, spit on my head. Well, one of them tried to in the car. Yeah, one of them did.

And they almost made it. I like ducked. I was like driving under the wheel. I'm like, ah! Oh, it made it everywhere, everywhere. Back a seat, front a seat, back a house, front a house. It was everywhere. How's the smell now?

It's gone. Good. We got it. We licked it. we licked it. We licked it and yeah, we washed that chair off nice and good. My stepmom had something you hook up to the hose that sprays like a bleachy soap for like the house,

you know, cleaning the house, mildew, mold, all that stuff. Oh, we attacked it. We were out there for an hour cleaning that damn seat. Every bit of it. And then I had to clean off the driveway. It was a whole thing. Oh, the slime. Yeah, the slime. Disgusting. All right, here we go. We're headlong in TCBs. We're barreling towards it. No stopping the train now. No gulch here. Choo-choo. We got our own gulch. It's gonna happen on Saturday.

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Best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I will say, we do say and we must say, Goodbye. I'm gonna be a hero I'm gonna be a hero I'm gonna be a hero I'm gonna be a hero I'm gonna be a hero I'm gonna be a hero I'm gonna be a hero

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