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I run home to smoke some really bad weed out of my beautiful three and a half foot graphics glass bomb. When I'm firmly in my own universe, I go to the kitchen to prepare my sacrament, donuts and a family-sized bag of laced potato chips because you know salty and sweet is the stoner's best treat. I run upstairs to flip on my 24-inch RCA color TV. In a pre-DVR universe, late-night basic cable was about as entertaining as it got. And I, a young budding mediocre comedy podcaster, was the master of this domain. I knew every channel, every television show, every late-night talk show host, and every late-night talk-show guest. I didn't miss a moment of court TV or MTV, but this night was different.

I saw her for the very first time. this woman. Who asked you to go out of town? The stupid young one or the married one? The married one. That's what I thought. Don't go, you hear me? Talking to dead people in a fake Jamaican accent.

Michael, you really got yourself into trouble on that one, brethren. Her name was Miss Cleo. She wasn't the first TV psychic, but she's one of the most notorious. The company she worked for, PRN, they made millions and millions of dollars using the image of Miss Cleo to convince people to call and spend $3.99 a minute. to get comforting words about their dead loved ones from an absolute stranger on the other end of a landline. It all ended in ruin. People got defrauded, and she almost went to jail.

But Miss Cleo had laid the groundwork, bringing the ancient art of the psychic medium into the mainstream. And this was just the beginning, because many followed, and today, psychics on TV are a billion-dollar business. If you don't know about the booming world of TV psychics, either did I. I got back up this time. I'm Brian Green. Let's find out together after the break. You make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some very heavy thinking to do before 10 o'clock.

Hi, I'm Brian Green, creator and co-host of the Commercial Break podcast. For years, I've been cracking jokes with my best friend, riffing on the absurd and trying to make sense of this weird little ball we're all spinning on, but through improv comedy. And man, do I love doing that? But sometimes the chaos isn't enough. For me, some stories deserve a bit of a deeper dive. Some topics are just too fascinating, too ridiculous, or too important to skate past with just a punchline.

That's why we're here. After the break, each week I'll take one subject, polyamory, the failing movie business, Venezuela, TV psychics, the rise of hallucinogenic healing, or why people are obsessed with competitive geogessers and why maps. Yes, maps are so freaking controversial. We'll chew it up, spit it out. and break it down. I promise you'll have to do no homework. You'll get a laugh or two, and I'll bring the voices and perspectives to give you an honest,

funny, and unfiltered look at the strangest, most interesting or most obsessive-worthy things the world is looking at today. If you like your comedy with a little bit of curiosity or your curiosity with a bit more comedy, I'm here to scratch that itch. Let's find out together after the break. The notion of mediums speaking to the dead, remote viewing or looking into the future, isn't new. People have wanted to speak to the dead since, I don't know, probably since people started dying. Bring it out to dead! I'm not dead!

Who doesn't want to have one more conversation with that loved one that's passed on? Who doesn't want to know tomorrow night's lottery numbers? Who doesn't want the secrets to the afterlife? Who doesn't want to tell dead Uncle Bob he was really an asshole to everybody? I mean, I don't want to speak ill of the dead. but Bob was kind of a jerk-off. Bob, Bob, Bob! Mediums, spiritualist, psychic quackery,

and communicating with the afterlife has been going on forever. The idea of communicating with the dead isn't new. The ancient Greeks had oracles at Delphi. They were basically hotboxing themselves in volcanic fumes, and then they would ramble in riddles while kings hung on their every word. No knock on a good party,

but it sounds like what you do at Burning Man if you happen to get stuck in somebody's RV during a sandstorm. Yeah, well, You know, that's just like your opinion, man. The Romans had augurs, guys that would stare at birds' guts to predict the future. Fast forward to the 19th century, and you get the Victorian spiritualist movement, seances and Ouija boards, people in velvet curtains pretending to summon Aunt Edna from the afterlife.

Famous frauds like the Fox sisters made bank knocking on wood and claiming it was the spirits. Eventually, one of them admitted, yeah, it was just us cracking our toes. That's right, two sisters cracking their toes and claiming to speak with. the dead. In 2025, they'd either have a show on A&E or a million-dollar footfinder account. Without belaboring the point, weird people have been saying weird shit for a long time. And us humans, we're willing to listen. What, I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, are we not? When we get to the 21st century radio and TV gave psychics a stage. Gene Dixon in the 1960s claimed that she predicted JFK's assassination. Spoiler alert, she also predicted World War III would

start in 1958. She was wrong, obviously, and off by about 73 years. It's really going to start in 2025. Not exactly batting a thousand there, Gene. Hey, bat-a-bada-bada-bada-a-bada-sa-wee. It wasn't until the rise of 1-900 numbers and infomercials in the mid-to-late 80s, that young enterprising scampsters found a new way to get money out of your pocket. Well, you may have seen the late-net infomercials buy one, get one free, order now, time is running

out, all those promises. While I found no evidence to give me the answer about who was the first 1-900 psychic, it was no surprise that PFN or the Psychic Friends Network, founded by Baltimore businessman Michael Lasky, is one of the first and extremely successful pioneers in the Psychic Hotline business. When someone told me to call one of those imitation psychic clubs, I said, what are you talking about? There's only one true psychic service, the Psychic Friends Network.

Michael Lasky was a New York ad man who basically invented psychic infomercials. He co-founded that PFN or Psychic Friends Network in 1991 with Dionne Warwick as the celebrity faced. Today, you'll find out what Dionne Warwick has to say about the Psychic Friends Network. I think that anyone watching the show can benefit from speaking to a psychic. I remember these ads running during the OJ trial. And now is your host of the Psychic Friends Network, five-time Grammy award winner, Miss Dionne Warwick. Imagine being alive in a time when O.J. was on trial for murder, and Dion Warwick was pitching you $3.99 per minute phone calls for fake psychic services. That's just what friends are for.

Warwick promised that her friends could help you with love money and career advice. A time-honored tradition with the psychic group. By giving you nebulous and broad answers to life's most pressing questions, it would make you feel better temporarily keeping you on the phone for an additional $3.99 a minute, but the broad answers usually served a second purpose, in that you could never figure out if they were right or if they were wrong. According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14th in the year 2016. Valentine's Day, bummer. Added speak, the Psychic Friends Network was pulling in over a million calls a month.

And again, at $3.99 a minute, that's a lot of money to find out who your soulmate might be, And on these extremely expensive calls, it's not like the stranger on the other end of the phone was going to tell you John Jones from marketing is likely to be your husband. No, no, they were probably just good talkers, would run you around in circles and then give you an answer like, I think they'll be tall. And while we're on the subject, a little piece of advice, don't sleep on the Short Kings. I'm with you, short kings. Listen, I'm six foot two, but I'm with you.

I'm with you. But generation after generation, decade after decade, year after year, our ancestors, continued to seek out psychic medium help through countless uncovered scams, zero positive scientific evidence, and no leading authority or organization to point to, for legitimacy, the psychic craze continued into the advent of radio and eventually television. Our insatiable need for answers unknown continued unabated, and the late-night infomercial explosion was about to turn the faucet of cash into a waterfall of riches. Enter Miss Cleo.

Miss Cleo really is the face of the psychic craze. Her name wasn't Miss Cleo at all. It was Uri Del Harris, and she wasn't Jamaican. She grew up in Los Angeles, went to an arts high school, and was the playwright before she became a fake TV psychic. The accent, totally made up, though bad Jamaican accents were not unique to Miss Cleo. I will submit into evidence, Your Honor, the song Informa by Snow, the Canadian rapper, Circa 1993, four long years before Miss Cleo ever hit the television airways.

Case closed. Don't take the law into your own hands. You take them to court. When she moved to Florida in the late 1990s, she got involved with the Psychic Readers Network, a company run by Stephen Federer and Peter Stokes. Not mystics, not hippie-dippy types, infomercial guys. Oh, yeah, infomercial guys. I know the average one lasts 30 to 60 seconds, but these guys go the full 30 minutes.

That joke almost writes itself. They hooked up with Miss Cleo. They put her on TV, dressed her in bright colors, gave her a fake backstory, and boom. A star, it's truly born. Her voice is as familiar as her face, and her expert psychic advice is just a phone call away. Please welcome Shaman and author, Miss Cleo! At the height of her fame, Miss Cleo was literally everywhere. Her commercials ran nonstop.

Her catchphrase became a pop culture joke. She was even parodied on other television shows like Mad TV. But behind the scenes, she wasn't the boss. She was just the face, someone who promoted the network. The network made hundreds of millions of dollars, while Miss Cleo herself was reportedly paid very little and in financial trouble. When the FTC crackdown in 2002, the psychic readers network was accused of deceptive advertising, aggressive billing practices, and straight up from.

Federer and Stokes settled for $500 million and forgiven customer debt. Miss Cleo? Well, she didn't actually go to jail despite the rumors, but her career was certainly over, and she came close. After all of the dust settled and all the spirits went back to wherever the spirits came from… Nice going, kids. Uncovering these phony ghosts and their ghost ship is a job well done.

She publicly came out as gay, did some voiceover work, she was even in Grand Theft Auto, and spent her life doing smaller readings until her death in 2016 from her. colon cancer. So yeah, just to be clear, Ms. Cleo was not Jamaican, wasn't a millionaire, and wasn't running the scam. But she became the symbol of TV psychic culture, the one we all remember when we think of late-night infomercial fraud. Truth is dimensional, my dears. It is not one-dimensional. It is multidimensional. And that is why the cards work. So after Miss Cleo went away and left a big hole in the Teenage, I'm so high, I can't see straight entertainment gap.

Whole country back then was getting hot. You'd think America would have learned its lesson, right? Well, of course not. We're America. We don't ever learn our lesson. We just moved psychics out of the infomercial and put them on prime time. The 2000s was about to become the golden era of psychics on TV. And as far as I can tell, it hasn't stopped.

It's only getting worse. First up, let's talk about John Edwards. He had a show called Crossing Over, where the entire studio audience would show up and just watch him chat with their dead relatives. Just pass him through, see anything you like, speak up. Here's a clip from one of the episodes he gets it completely wrong. So what was that last November, that I was that? Um, June. June, June the 17th.

I'm not, I'm not feeling him. That does not mean that he's not around you or that he's okay. Here's another clip of him getting it completely wrong. She's making me feel like when she passes, she passes either around or on a governmental holiday or something that would be celebratory, but for the country. My father. I'm seeing the American flag. So when I see the flag, yeah, when I see that, it lets me know that we're talking about like either

September 11th. Yeah, it's July 4th, Veterans Day, Memorial Day. Did he pass in the September 11th? Yes. And not to belabor the point, but here's a third clip of John not doing so well. But I feel like I need to talk about the younger male, like the son figure who's passed. So I don't know if somebody lost their son or if there's a younger male that's passed. But I feel like the younger male has two father figures with him.

That would be like he's with his dad and his father-in-law or he's with his dad and his uncle. But there's two together. And I think there's an R name that they want me to attach this to. So did anybody lose a younger male? Younger male to me would be like son, nephew, grandson, younger brother. That's what it feels like. I was going to say, I still feel like I'm being pulled in front of me. Do you have a younger male that's passed?

I don't know if that's you. I don't know if I'm with you. Now, let's talk about the minutia of psychics just for a minute. If you've ever listened to my other podcast, the commercial break, then you know that Teresa Caputo and John are some of our favorite people to pile on to. Because what they're doing is basically a parlor trick. I don't have time for your magic tricks. Illusions, Dad. You don't have time for my illusion.

What's wrong with you? That's been done for generations and generations. And let me explain a little bit about how it goes. A cold reading, just like Mr. Edwards used to do, goes like this. Take a group of people who are already apt to believe what you're selling. Put them in a room together. Give them some time to stew and to warm up. Let their emotions charge.

My name is Norma, and I'm from Sarasota, Florida. 2010 was such a hard year for me. I lost my family. And not being able to have the closure of saying goodbye has been a huge burden on me. Allow them space to share stories about their loved ones who have passed away or questions they want the psychics to answer. I believe that oftentimes there is a plant in that group of people that will listen and pass that information along to the psychic.

In a TV studio, you can understand how this would be really easy to do. Once everybody is all lathered up with anticipation, bring out the celebrity psychic and let the shenanigans begin. And here's how it goes. I'll give you examples. Start with an extremely broad question. I am being pulled into the section. Somebody passed in a car accident,

and I feel like the accident that happened was not their fault, which means something had to hit them. Either they're in the passenger seat or something happened, but I need to say it, but it's in this section over here. I know that the month of May is connected or the fifth of a month is important in some way in the family, and they're telling me to talk about Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, so there's got to be a T-name either living or connected to this.

So if this makes sense over here, you can raise your hand. Did your loved one ever breathe? Do you know anybody, whoever took a breath? Does someone you know have a right foot? Does someone you know have a left foot? Does someone you know have a right and a left foot? The psychic then waits for cues from the audience, someone to raise their hand, not in agreement, or better yet, talk back. Somebody did pass any vehicle accident?

Yes. And it was not their fault from what I'm being shown, correct? No. Okay, now, I don't know why, but they're showing me five. So the five to me would mean somebody's birthday anniversary is in the fifth month. There's something about the fifth of a month for somebody else that they want me to connect with. And I feel like you need to talk about dad, dad, dad, dad. So is your biological father passed?

Yes. Okay. That's a quote unquote psychic hit. That's all that's needed. Now the medium is off to the races. They can rapid fire questions right at the person who is already in belief of the superpowers of the psychic. And even though 18 of 20 questions may be completely off base, it's the two that the psychic gets right that allows for positive resonation. Let me give you an example with John Edwards.

Take a listen. And to tell me to say either more. Marine, Marianne. There's an M name. Where's the M connection to you? Either living or past. I have a cousin by the name of Marianne. Marianne. And Marianne's living? Yes. So I need you to know that there's a J name like J.M. I'm getting J.M. So I want to say like Jennifer, but Jennifer goes with Marie, or her middle name is Marie, or Jennifer and Marie on the same level. But if your mom is past and your dad has passed,

and then I have this other father figure that we need to talk about. But Brian, you may ask, what happens if they get it completely wrong? What happens if the is 100% off base. Well, that's a psychic fail, and it happens more often than you'd think. Take a listen to this example from television psychic James von Praagh in the early 2000s. This might be the clearest example I have ever found of a psychic fail. Well, we're back with meeting in James Van Prague, who has had us fascinated all morning about the world of ghosts and the unknown. And we're going to throw it open to you with our studio audience now.

Take it away and see what you can see. Okay, sweetheart. Great. I'd like to start with this lady right here who's sitting right in the first row. I have a mother figure very strong coming around you, okay? And with the name of the Mary, Margaret, do you understand the name? Margaret Mary. Okay, Margaret Mary. And I got to tell you that, I feel before she passes over, though, there's a lot of hard time to walk or hard time to get up and get things going.

Do you understand that? And I feel some arthritis, by the way. There's a lot of arthritis and there's a bone problem. There's also something with the back. So I don't know if she seems to sit and have a pillow with the back of her, or is that you? No, that doesn't make sense to you? Okay, and we're not trouble with legs? No.

Okay, who has trouble with the legs now? Well, my father's had two hip replacements. Two hip replacements. He cannot walk as well as he used to. Oh, no, he walks very well. Okay, okay. Right, was your mother buried? Yes.

Because she's talking about being buried and about an awake, or a funeral, rather. And she knows about it. She was very surprised by all. And who's Kathy or Kathy? Is there Catherine or Kathy? Cassie? Catherine or Kathy? I also know who's Catholic, but there's someone who's Catholic background.

And we're all on. You're all, okay. So there was a mass set for, and she wants to thank you for a mass that was said. And there are prayer cards that are said. There's a picture of Mother Mary somewhere around. Picture of Mother Mary. Would you know about this? You know about this?

Well, all Catholics have Mother Mary around somewhere. Good, okay. Well, I don't. But, of course, that was years ago. That's too. So I want to talk about something else with you, though. Music, music, music. I don't know why about music.

Did you not do music? Were you going to do music when you were younger and you stopped doing music? No. Okay, you never wanted to play the piano? No. Okay. Who was that one to play the piano? Or music?

I don't know. Don't know. No one in my family. Okay. I want to talk about this lady here. Your husband's passed over? Or your father's passed over, rather? Father passed over.

I don't know if he liked cars. The whole thing about cars. But there's something about cars with him. I mean, told me about this, okay? I don't if you just recently got a car, or there was talk about getting a car or changing a car. Are you living or dead? Do you understand?

Okay. I also want you... There's something about the car here with your father. I don't know, but I'm talking about a car here. I don't know what it means. If you're just getting a new car, you've got a new car, but there's something with that, okay? I've got to tell you that.

I'm going to come over here with this lady. Are we almost closed? Nearly there, just to see if you could feel anyone... Your husband passed over, correct? Oh, James, you were so close, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. However, you will notice what James did there at the end of the clip. He moves on to the next person.

Because while he may be 100% off base with the person he's focused on, his peripheral vision is keeping a keen eye for cues from someone else. Oh, I see you, Laura. I see you. One of the dirty little tricks of this whole con job is to move from person to person. Did your Aunt Betty ever cook apple pie? No. While someone else in the audience recognizes that their aunt cooked a mean apple pie. They shake their head in agreement.

John identifies and moves to the next person, leaving the first person in the dust. But the audience doesn't care. They guffaw in amazement that John found someone one person out of 100 whose aunt cooked a mean apple pie. This isn't a psychic reading. This is a guessing game. And done correctly, it looks pretty impressive. I see smoke and fire, so I know that there's some level of that having to do with their passing or having to do with the connection around their passing.

And I don't know if this was done because they wanted to get rid of evidence or if they wanted to get rid of evidence. or if they wanted to get rid of something on that level. And is somebody now pregnant? The person who died was. So the person who passed was pregnant? Yes. Okay. We've just dipped our toe into the psychic waters.

Coming up, I'll talk about the worst of the worst, the loudest and the proudest, and I'll give you my take on all of it after the break. As we take a short break, I wanted to share with you that I'm super excited to make this podcast. collaborative in any way possible. If you have an idea for a future topic, story, event, or person you'd like me to cover,

let me know by emailing me. Afterthebreakpod at gmail.com. That's after the breakpod at gmail.com. You can also text me at 212-4333822. That's 212-433-3822. Let me know your thoughts and ideas. Maybe a dark secret, something you've always wanted to dig into a bit more, or something that just really cranks your wheel.

And as we get into future episodes, I'd love to bring people on to share their own personal experiences with a particular topic, event, or person. As they say in the biz, let's get some synergy going. And I hope you don't mind. I'm putting a few commercials in after the break so I can cover a few of the costs associated with making it. Even people who fuck off for a living, got to get paid.

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was self-proclaimed psychic Sylvia Brown. Brown told the distraught parents that Sean was dead and told them in great detail where to search for his body. The guy was dark-skinned, although he wasn't black, he was more Hispanic-looking,

had real long, dark hair. and strange enough Hispanic, but he had dreadlocks. Then Sylvia Brown confirmed their worst fears. Is he still with us? Thankfully, Sean Hornbeck was found last week alive and well. His alleged abductor, Michael Devlin, is not Hispanic, and he didn't have dreadlocks at the time of the abduction. But she was terribly wrong about the most important detail of all.

Hearing that was one of the hardest things, we ever had to hear. She was the queen of daytime psychic drama. She would tell distraught parents whether or not their missing child was alive or dead. This reaches beyond prognostication, gentle and broad questions to make you believe that someone's talking to your loved one who has passed away, and this is certainly not calling a psychic friend's hotline to figure out whether or not that blonde bartender at your local pub is ever going to give you a hand shandy in the back of your Honda Accord. Oh, no, no, no, no.

This is reaching out into reality and ripping the literal hearts out of terrified, traumatized, human beings. Just imagine for a minute that you have children, even if you don't. And the worst imaginable thing happens. They go missing. You have no idea where they are.

You have no conclusion. You toss, you turn, you bang, your head against every wall. But then you flip on Montel Williams, see Sylvia Brown with her stringy blonde hair and Jabba the Hut posture, and she's telling other parents of missing children with confidence where their missing child is, what happened to their missing child, and whether or not their missing child would be found, alive or dead.

Was he abducted when you say picked up? Yeah, abducted, yeah. He was grabbed? Grabbed. Is there any better description of the vehicle other than just a blue sedan? The vehicle is a blue sedan, and I think it's a Chevrolet. But here's the problem. While Montel Williams played tiddly winks with Sylvia Brown, riding those ratings all the way to being a millionaire, the damage was being done because she was

usually 100% incorrect. By the way, we've asked Montel Williams to respond to the controversy about the reading Sylvia Brown did on his TV show. He had no comment. He also took a pass on appearing on this program. Famously, she told the mother of Amanda Berry, a kidnapped teenager that her daughter was dead and surprise surprise and the great kind of surprise 10 years later Amanda Barry was found a lie she's gone honey do you know where she's at in the house or under the house just have famously got involved in the Natalie Holloway case and was wrong about that also but Montel kept booking her the rating stayed solid and some people clung to her predictions like they were gospel in every story

there is the anti-hero. Vocabulary.com describes an anti-hero as someone who's often a little villainous. Traditionally, the protagonist, a main character, and a focus of a story where that anti-hero is someone good, noble, and brave. I'd love to tell you I have an anti-hero for this particular narrative, but I don't. However, I do have an anti-h hero, and she is one of my favorite muses, Teresa Caputo. You know the one, this lady. Like, it's nothing special, like my head isn't going to spin around.

10 times or anything. Teresa, or Teresa, as she likes to call herself, was born June 10, 1966 outside of New York in a place called Hicksville. That's on Long Island. I never thought in my wildest dreams that I would tell anybody in this house to stop tanning. She worked as a secretary and an office manager in her family's oil business before becoming a full-time medium.

She claims that she started sensing spirits at age four, and that those around her always knew that the spirits were coming through her and talking to her. And, you know, my mom would always be like, oh, that's nice, that's lovely, and no one really even made a big deal about the things I would say or do. While I certainly have some early memories, I don't know how many people actually remember much from age four. To give it the benefit of the doubt, if I was seeing or hearing ghosts, well, then maybe my memory would be jogged.

But the strange thing about Teresa is that she didn't start giving professional readings or coming out with this quote-unquote gift until well into adulthood. I just would just see things and feel things and sense things that I didn't realize not everybody else was. I mean, I actually thought it was normal. I thought everyone sensed and felt the same things that I did. Teresa says that in her 20s, she started having severe anxiety. The doctors couldn't explain it because, of course, the doctors can never explain it.

God forbid we get science involved. It's time for Mr. Science. Until one day when a spiritual healer told her that what she was experiencing wasn't anxiety at all, but spirit energy trying to come through. And if you hear the word spirit one time during a Teresa Caputo appearance, you're going to hear it 700 times. It is literally her favorite word, like literally is literally my favorite word. I literally died when you told me that joke. Between the ages of 20 and 23, she started working with a spiritual teacher named Pat Longo. Pat was also from Long Island. So that's Pat Long

from Long Island, just in case you're keeping track. Long Island people like to drink coffee. Shop at the mall, walk their dog, and swim in the water. Longo taught her that meditation and visualization exercises will help her channel and deliver the messages, rather than just feeling overwhelmed. She often cites this mentorship as the moment she turned from being sensitive into calling herself a medium. I'm sensitive.

Seriously, I'm a sensitive dude. But when my wife tells me that an episode of TCB ain't funny, I do what I do what any husband would immediately do. I get defensive, tell my wife she doesn't know what's funny, and that she doesn't have to listen to my podcast anymore if she doesn't want to. I then immediately regret my emotional outburst and apologize to my wife in the morning. I wanted to publicly apologize to my wife for cheating on her in her dreams. But I've never once had an emotional boo-boo that made me believe I was being contacted by the afterlife. My sensitivities are not a reason to call Peter Vankman. The Ghostbusters aren't going to save me from my own self.

Hello, Ghostbusters. Yes, of course, they're serious. After a couple years in the probably unpaid mentorship with Pat Longo from Long Island, Teresa begins practicing on family and friends. She gives informal readings at home, and the word spreads in the community. Soon, she's building a small business and doing private sessions, as one would do. If they were, in fact, the eighth wonder of the world. I can't even tell you. I don't even remember what happened a half hour ago. And this is where I get a little bit confused about most of these psychic healers.

They will not put themselves up for additional scrutiny, not scientifically, not by critics or skeptics. They very rarely go into a hostile environment and they almost always know the mark. I'd rather not discuss what I do. While it's true that Teresa had her brain scanned for an. episode of the Dr. Oz show? The Dr. Oz show is not a trusted source of scientific data, nor did they seem to really come to any kind of conclusion, except that when Teresa was doing a reading, her frontal lobe got activated. My brain just works differently. And you know what?

I'm okay with that. Same part of your brain that gets activated when you're full of shit. Before TLC came calling, she worked in her family oil company. business while she was doing psychic readings on the side. Teresa does not have a down-on-her-luck story. She comes from means. Teresa has been afforded the opportunity to turn this parlor trick into a slick, professional operation. And by her 30s and 40s, she was a full-time media.

I think part of the reason why Teresa connects so well with the audience is that kind of yakledoodle, local yokel, Long Island accent mixed with the loud suburban mom persona. Shut up. I see it. It's a mimosa. Unlike Miss Cleo, Teresa Caputo came to television with an established community of people who already believed everything she was saying. In 2011, TLC launched Long Island Medium. To say the show was a hit would be an understatement. Teresa Caputo is the star of the hit reality TV show Long Island Medium, and she has a very special skill, she says. She speaks with dead people.

Even though I know this will get blocked on YouTube because all my Teresa Caputo videos do, I'll play a little clip from one of those early episodes. Okay, want to talk about who passed from the chest? Because I'm there laboring my breathing. My husband. So the way that you heal and the way that you grieve are going to be different. He said, from the moment I saw you, I knew that we were going to be together. Teresa does readings for clients, friends, and strangers she would approach in public places.

Her show's format mixed her big, brash, Long Island personality. Hair tease to the heavens. We were planning to talk about your hair. And I just, it's like, I can't not talk about your hair. Acrylic nails, as long as they can be, loud family dynamic. She mixed all of that with emotional, psychic readings. I said to him, I said, Brian, I said, why are we talking about that? And he said, I want always to remind my parents of all of the things that I did accomplish. It drew in millions of viewers. Teresa wasn't like a mystical crystal ball psychic.

She was just an everyday Long Island mom with giant hair, an obnoxious laugh, and a funny family. This was part reality, part shenanigans, part sitting down with someone who seemed empathetic to your recent loss and simply telling you that everything was going to be okay. So you know that there was nothing that you could have done to have prevented his departure. The episodes always delivered a tearful reunion

as she would deliver some message from the other side. Viewers who wanted to believe found that style approachable and relatable. Because I look at you and you look like a nice young man, happy, you're smiling. I've noticed with almost every single Teresa video I've watched and man have I dug in. My co-host on the other podcast thinks I'm a little bit obsessed. And I might be obsessed in a little bit.

little bit confused because in all that tape, I never once heard anybody give a message from the other side that was negative. Maybe that's just the way it is. Maybe when we die and our spirits are floating around Teresa Caputo and flying in and out of that huge wig of hers, we got nothing to worry about. Why be upset? But the messages are always reassuring. Everything's going to be all right. You didn't do it. It's not your fault. Don't blame yourself. Live your life to the fullest. I love you. I'm always here for you. When you get up from bed real fast and you see those spots in your eyes, that's me. It's as if a good friend came over, padded you on the back, and told you exactly what you wanted to hear. And in that sense, if we just look at it from that perspective, I'm not sure Teresa's

doing any real damage to people, except for this. If you're really torn up by the passing of someone that you loved or were close to or cared about, and you're having a hard time with the grieving process. And Teresa comes whirling into your life and all this sudden you're talking to that person through this woman who seems to know a lot, too much about you and them and what happened. And then she gives you all these words of comfort. I have to believe that a lot of people really would like to keep that going. They would start to wonder themselves. Why can't I do that? Why aren't they talking to me directly? They would be looking for signs and signals all over the place and I can only imagine that Teresa has had her fair share of people that pursue her with great

fervor to hear more from their loved ones. Teresa follows a lot of the same playbook that we've talked about. Cold readings are something I've realized may not necessarily be Teresa's cup of tea. Even though she sells out arenas and does this all the time on talk shows and daytime TV, I feel like Teresa's a lot more missed than she ever is hit. But because of Teresa's loud and brash style, She rolls over people. If she doesn't like the reaction she's getting,

she moves on to the next person or talks directly over you. Often using humor in moments where she's failing. Take a listen to this example from the Anderson Cooper appearance, where she's doing a cold reading, and clearly the audience is not with her. They're not vibing. They're not feeling it. She's saying stuff and no one's connecting with them.

So, Teresa, you've been reading a lot of people, and as we went away, you said there was somebody else, you were reading something else. Somebody lost a spouse newly, and someone also lost a sister. And someone is also wearing the mother or grandmother's religious articles, whether if it's like a miraculous medal, a cross, rosary beads, or they brought them with them. Who lost the spouse?

I think I'm right here. Is your wife departed? Yes. Your wife is departed? Yes. Okay. Because she just sat next to you, but she said, Just sit down, just sit down.

Would that be her personality to tell you just, you know, maybe don't speak up yet quite so much? Is that her wedding ring? No, it's my mother's wedding. Oh, because I heard the wedding ring. And that's your mom's wedding ring? Yes, it is. This is my wife's wedding ring here. Oh, you have the wedding ring.

But where is the chair? Why do I keep getting the thing with the chair? Do you still have her chair? No. Or did she have an issue with her legs prior to her passing? No, she had her gall. Who had the issue with the legs? Teresa's had multiple shows over the years.

The most recent iteration is her just riding around on a tour bus, stopping randomly and walking in somewhere, and all of a sudden the spirits are calling to her. Hello, who is calling me? One of the things that has always amazed me about Teresa's ability, quote, unquote, is that she can have a full-blown conversation with the person standing in front of her, while also having a full-blown conversation or two or three or four with the spirits behind her. She often claims that the spirits never...

physically move her, and then we'll turn around and claim that the spirits are physically moving her. But a presence. See, for me, coldness is a presence of spirit. Juffin claims she won't allow the spirits to give her any kind of negative details around this or that, and then she'll share negative details around this or that. She has said before in the past, she can't see the spirits, but she'll notice, in just the few clips that I've played, she claims she's seeing the spirits. Because they had me stand at a casket, and I saw someone viewed, and I'm viewing someone's physical body, and they said, can you believe that this is how I was laid to rest?

She's a walking oxymoron. Says one thing, then says another, does one thing, then does another. Whatever fits the moment, whatever gets the job done, whatever makes you believe that she should be believed. Also, and this is pure speculation on my part. I have no proof. This is allegedly. It's only a gut feeling that I have.

Some common sense. Using some practical, logical thinking skills here. your head. Why is it for most of Teresa's career that she has a ridiculous head of hair that happens to cover her ears? It's time to tackle one of the biggest hair villains of all time. Now, I'm sure she's been on daytime shows or television or whatever it is where she's got to put on an earpiece and it's likely that someone in the production crew, not her team, has had to do that for her or has wanted to do that for her. But I have always had a sneaking suspicion, that Teresa may have her own ear pieces and that her own staff may be working hard

behind the scenes to fill her in on specific information that she can use with specific people in the crowd, a plant, a second set of eyes or ears to watch the crowd for indications of believers. Why not use 21st century technology to keep the parlor trick going? What do you know about science? I know a little. I can work something to show you. Additionally, in some of these shows where she showed. shows up randomly to an office or a hair appointment or the grocery store or a food truck

on the side of the road, it starts doing a cold reading with a seemingly skeptical human being and all of a sudden she knows a bunch of detailed information about them or their loved one who's passed away. Why do you think that might be? Because no television show. And the history of TLC or most major cable networks or any network for that matter would allow a production company to go raw dogging it without knowing who they're filming first. Who are you? I am the creator of a television show that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions. Basic information, name, address, social security number, driver's license. But it's likely it's much more in depth than that and is also likely that production crew,

staff, or people who scout locations ahead of time are finding people for Teresa to talk to when she arrives. To think that she wouldn't be prepped with some information ahead of time is just foolishness. Hello, stupid. Yeah, hello, stupid. Now I understand. Hey, Brian, it's a reality show and all of that shit is manufactured. Yet, that may be all well, fine, and good for some of us.

But recent polling and research in America, these United States of America, show that in In 2023 and 2024, when asked, a growing amount of people had more trust in a psychic medium than they did in a licensed therapist to help them out with life's everyday problems. People are increasingly ditching organized religion, instead spending billions on other spiritual trends, like talking to the dead through people who call themselves medians. Here's a stat that I think will put a pretty little bow on why this. This makes a perfect first episode of After the Break and why I'm personally so fascinated in the topic. And it absolutely floored me when I figured it out.

In the year of Our Lord 2022, Americans spent almost $2.3 billion on the psychic services industry, with 338 million of that being spent on telephone psychic services. And if you're as ignorant as I am and made the assumption that the people using these services, are lower on the socio-economic ladder, you would be wrong. These are not grandmas in the Appalachians who live in shacks and have fixed incomes. I'm sure they use the services also. Stupid ice motherfuckers. The majority of users are under the age of 30 years old.

24% of 18 to 25-year-olds say they consult tarot cards annually. 51% of teenagers say they do that. I get that. When I was a teenager, I bleed in some hokey shit. Goth was the Rue of the Day when I was a kid. And we would light some candles and listen to Portishead and have some terror readings before we had sloppy teenage sex. I'm a virulent.

Sweet. I like that. Women are consulting psychics more than men by two to one. Over 88% of them have a college education, and the median income is well over $50,000. This may have to do with the fact that our society in general is more secular or less religious, or it may have to do with the fact that it's just a tough time to be a human being. And any little bit of inside information or any connection to the other side gives us some comfort when we're staring down certain doom.

What's the matter? It's over. It's over. I wish I had the answer as to why psychics are so incredibly popular. But when I consulted my psychic, she didn't have the answers either. Sir, I beg. Don't try to fatality. It's not in your blood.

You may not believe in psychics, but it's highly likely. If you go to the coffee shop and there are 20 people, seven of them do. Not only believe in them, probably use them. I have a lot of thoughts on this TV psychic and psychic narrative, and I'll give all of it to you after the break. Hey, thanks for joining me as we roll out these first couple episodes of After the Break. It'd be a missed opportunity if I also didn't mention my other podcast, The Commercial Break. The Commercial Break, or TCB, releases new episodes every Tuesday through Friday.

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and all the laughs and all the loud family bullshit that plays into the mythology of Teresa Caputo being some magic carpet rider through the afterlife, we're missing a little bit of a bigger point. People are trusting psychics with their mental health. They're trying to get clarity and answers from supposed clairvoyance and psychics. I'm not saying it doesn't happen. As a matter of let me be clear about my position because you probably think that I am an ultimate skeptic and a pessimist when it comes to any of this stuff. You'd be wrong. I actually do believe that energy cannot be killed, only dissipated and moved to somewhere else. I think that somewhere else maybe in alternative universes. Maybe when we leave this form, we can move in and out of realities.

Maybe it's even possible, like in one of my favorite movies Interstellar, that we can break the bonds of time and space, give people messages by throwing books at the Don't go. Don't go, you idiot. Don't go! But unfortunately, there is very little scientific research to support any of this. And without it, I'll stick with what I know. And here's what I know. If, in fact, there is a person on this earth who can communicate with our dearly departed. They are either the best kept secret ever for really good reasons,

or they would be the most famous person on earth for really good reasons. Teresa Caputo, Sylvia Brown, Miss Cleo. John Edwards, and all the rest, never gave themselves to the science of this. That's okay. It's their lives. They can choose what they want to do. If you want to use the greatest gift ever given to a human being to visit every shitty daytime talk show ever and try and convince a bunch of people you can talk to their dead grandma, cool. If you want to use this immense present the universe has given you to fill indoor hockey arenas with believers and sell then books and online courses to make yourself independently wealthy.

I'm a capitalist, I can go along with that. But I just wish if there was an ounce of truth to any of this, that it would be taken with the degree of seriousness. It seems to warrant. Why not take Teresa Caputo and truly study the phenomenon? So then we, as mere mortals, can get the benefit of the research. Maybe there's something that Teresa is doing that we can all do ourselves. to tap into this line of communication. Maybe we just need to know a little bit more about it.

Maybe Sylvia Brown could jump from alternate universe to alternate universe, and Natalie Holloway is really alive in her alternate universe. Let's study it and figure it out. Maybe Ms. Cleo had a fantastic recipe for jerk chicken, and every time she ate it, that incredible Jamaican accent came out. Wonderful. Let's sell it to KFC so we can all be the beneficiaries of that wonderful national dish of a country I love very much. Jamaica. But nay, my friends. We do not live in this alternate universe.

We live in the other universe where everyone's looking to make a quick buck. Anybody will say anything to anybody to part them with the $5 they've got in their hand. And an online reading from a psychic medium is apparently much more valuable than 90 minutes with a licensed therapy who's at least using some science to try and help you cope with the love and the loss that inevitably comes from taking a spin in this particular. timeline. And I know there's a lot of you that will disagree with me. There's a lot of you that will say, hey, I like it, I enjoy it, I do it, it's fun. I've got lots of friends that believe in this stuff. I dated someone one time who kind of claimed to be a medium, while she didn't get

a lot of stuff 100% right, there were some things that she said they became remarkably close to true. It certainly made me believe that we can flex our own psychic abilities in certain circumstances and situations, like when we're under an extreme amount of duress. or in extreme ecstasy or joy, or when we're really fucking high on ayahuasca. I'm here for it. Give me the experience, show me the proof, tell me how I can do it or tell me how you do it, and this skeptic is ready to turn believer. Because at the end of the day, there are a few people that I'd like to talk to also.

I'd love to pick the brain of George Carlin, have tea with Dr. Wayne Dyer, take a walk around the park with MLK Jr. Or get really fucking high with Mitch Headberg. But until one of those ghosts that keep piggy friends, hunting Teresa Caputo, pulls that wig right off of her head during a live taping of the Kelly Clarkson show. I'm just not buying what the TV psychics are selling. Now before I leave you, because I'm cute like that, I want to wrap this all up by bringing

it back to the beginning when we talked about Psychic Friends Network and Miss Cleo and Dionne Warwick and the billion dollar pay-by-minute phone industry that started this modern psychic craze. It would be easy to think that that's all behind us, that the scamsters and con artists taking people for $3.99 a minute have long been put in their place, and now it's just mindless primetime entertainment and live tours at half-empty arenas. You're wrong. Take a listen to this. Feel like you're going nowhere, unable to move forwards in life, or in love. Talk to California Psychics. psychics can give you the guidance you need to see things clearly.

Our guarantee, if it's not life-changing, it's free. You might have even heard one of these commercials inside of this show. They're spending millions and millions to get into your pocket and make billions and billions, answering the questions we all so desperately need answered. I even thought about calling one of those psychics and putting that tape here in the episode. but all I could hear when I thought about making that phone call was my dad's angry voice, angry at a teenage boy who had called Miss Cleo and spent almost $300

listening to the psychic on the other end of the telephone tell me my future wife was going to be tall. And guess what? She is. I'm Brian Green. Join me next time after the break. Now, wasn't that an interesting way to start a new podcast? It's a topic I have been wanting to tackle for a very long time in depth. And if you want a more sassy or funny look at this particular topic, make sure to tune in to The Commercial Break,

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